Story of my baptism, told by "my" priest. Or how Rose tried to stop him.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ inaaace ยท 1154 points ยท Posted at 00:46:35 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*


If you're just staring to read my experiences with this horror, you should read my other stories first. You can find them here:

Part 1[1]

Part 2[2]

Part 3[3]

Part 4[4]

Part 5[5]

Okay guys, a lot has happened since the last time I checked in. Lot of you messaged me asking if I was doing ok. Some of you even went as far as sending me you phone numbers and really reaching out. I thank you for that.

We have not encountered Rose since the last time. Also, we decided to move. I got a decent job on the south of the US and we thought itโ€™d be a good idea to get out of here (any Atl folks, holla at me). My father did go see the priest who baptized me and the story actually become more convoluted, if you can call it that.

Anyways, I got baptized in a church called Ostrog, in Montenegro. Here is the pic of it[6]. I donโ€™t believe in god in any kind of way, but this church is amazing. It was built a long time ago. When the Turkish Empire came to take over, people took it stone by stone and moved it up in the mountain where the Turks couldnโ€™t reach it. It is a magnificent building. Many people of different religions, including Muslims and Buddhists, come to that church in search of a spiritual help. That is the only place I ever felt something โ€œmoreโ€ than just my non-believer reality.

So, when I was six, my dad decided to baptize me there. Neither of my parents are particularly religious, but my dad fallows traditions, and baptizing kids is one of them. He decided that baptism should be performed at the most famous church in Balkans, Ostrog. You had to schedule it, and demand was so high that I was going to do it with other kids as a part of a group baptism. When we arrived there, and disappointment awaited (at least for my dad, I couldnโ€™t give any less fucks). At the entrance of the church, the priest stopped me.

โ€œYou. You cant go in.โ€ He physically stopped me with his hand. Priests in our country wear long black robes and rock long beards. So I was standing there being held by this batman looking dude. My dad jumped in front of me and asked what the problem was.

โ€œYou my child (talking to my dad), I know you. I baptized you. I can tell. (He did baptize him 20 years ago or so). But your son, he can not go in here.โ€

โ€œAnd why is that?โ€ My dad asked, shocked.

โ€œI cant really tell you, but it is better for us all if he went elsewhere.โ€

โ€œBut why?โ€

โ€œSon, please, leave. But remember this, donโ€™t dare not baptizing him. You have to.โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t understand.โ€

โ€œNor will you ever. Just do it.โ€

So my dad took my hand and walked away not knowing what in the fuck was going on. On our way home, he was trying to figure out what happened. He thought that maybe I messed something up, like peed behind the church or something (which sounded like my kind of thing, but I didn't do it).

When we got home, we got a phone call. It was from that priest. He wanted us to come back. Right away. It was a 35 minute ride back. My dad and I were more confused than ever. We arrived at the church, and all the previous baptisms have been performed already. It was only 3 of us there.

โ€œI decided to baptize your son despite...โ€

โ€œDespite what?โ€ my dad asked curiously.

โ€œI could not tell you. But it is important we do this fast.โ€

So we did. I walked in a circle and he went on with his prayers spraying holy water on me. I remember getting bored as hell right before he finally finished. He told us to go away and not to come back unless something out of the ordinary happened to me.

My dad was just glad we got it done. That was 20 years ago. My dad went back there few days ago. Priest was still alive, although retired. He still lived on the church grounds. It took some talking into (and donations) for him to speak up.

I got baptized on February 13th 1992. On the night before my baptism, priest was handling his sheep (back in the day, priests raised sheep and cows and lived mostly off of that) when he saw a figure in the dark. It was strange for someone to stand there that late at night, especially because visits were over and all the clerical staff was already in their designated housing.

โ€œHey, who is that?โ€ Priest yelled.

โ€œCome, father.โ€ Womanโ€™s voice spoke calmly.

Priest explained that from time to time, heโ€™d get visits from desperate people, begging for blessing or shelter. So he went ahead to see what the woman wanted. He said that when he came there, he saw a woman in white, standing, not moving. She was standing among sheep, but they formed a circle around her, almost like a safe distance. Priest claims that he immediately felt something unholy.

โ€œ What do you want?โ€ he asked in a defensive aggressive voice. At that point he knew it wasnโ€™t a peaceful visitor he was talking to.

โ€œTomorrow. Tomorrow you will encounter a boy. Just like any other. His name will be Milos. You wonโ€™t baptize him.โ€

Priest told my father that he performed several exorcisms before but he was never actually scared. This time, he felt unsafe.

โ€œYou and your kind have no place on this holy ground.โ€

โ€œMy kind, father? What would that be?โ€

โ€œYou, demons.โ€ His voice was cracking in fear.

She laughed. โ€œDemons? I realize youโ€™re a man of cloth, but believing in demons? That takes a lot of faith, father.โ€

โ€œI want you to leave, now.โ€

โ€œListen to me you pity priest. I know who you are. I know what you think. I know you feel my strength. Deny my request, and youโ€™ll never sleep in peace again.โ€

Then, she left. Rest of the story you know. He refused to baptize me than he changed his mind. Apparently, he told my dad that heโ€™d rather be tormented by an unholy spirit than deny godโ€™s child a chance to connect to Jesus. He also said that he has been paying for it since the day he baptized me.

Every single night for two weeks after he baptized me, he has been seeing a woman in white appear on his window. Sheโ€™d just stand there, looking at him with hand tilted. No smile though, but only a face of anger. Heโ€™d say many prayers but it didnโ€™t seem to affect her. Then, his sheep started dying. There were no wolf marks, no sign of force. Just laying dead. Finally, number of exorcisms skyrocketed. He claims that this was a direct consequence of him disobeying womanโ€™s orders. He even showed an exorcism videotape (they started filming in the chapel in the mid 90s) to my dad. My dad says it was unreal. Apparently a 13-year-old girl came in the chapel with her mom. Her mom was sobbing in tears begging for help. Priest started performing his ritual when the little girl started throwing stuff around. Priest called two young guys who came in to pray that day and asked them to hold her. She kept walking in circles, with two grown men holding her. And right before she fell to her knees, she said โ€œYou shouldnโ€™t have done it father.โ€ She was cured.

My dad had more than enough of information thrown at him, but he wanted to know what this woman was. Priest said that he originally thought it was a demon, but a lack of prayer efficiency and her freedom of behavior on the holy ground was concerning. He then thought it was some sort of a cult, witchcraft maybe. The problem is, she has been visiting him on February 13th every year. All the livestock heโ€™d have would die on that day. Any sick person coming for help to the church that day would get worse. Number of possessed people would skyrocket abnormally on the 13th. And at the end of the day, sheโ€™d come to the window, no matter where he was. He tried talking to her many times, asking what/who she was. She never responded. She never aged. Priest was finally broken down to the point where he quit. He remained living at the grounds, but he couldnโ€™t do his job anymore. He lost faith. He claimed that the god shouldโ€™ve protected him. My dad says he may be mentally unstable at this point. He was mentioning something about Morana, whatever that meant. It appears to be a goddess of death in some cultures, but I really think this man has gone mad.

I think that this whole story was jabber of an old man gone senile. Goddesses? Demons? Hardly.

That would be the disappointing story of my baptism. I have not had any encounters with any of them since the last time. I am moving away, hoping it helps. I also decided this: if I encounter them again, I am taking the orange. I cant go on like this forever. I justโ€ฆcant.

For ending of the story, go HERE[7]


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mollymcdougal ยท 231 points ยท Posted at 04:32:32 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I may have missed an incident, but I didn't see any explicit references to you seeing Rose in the summertime; the closest thing seems to be when she appeared at the end of camp, just when you were ready to go to school in the autumn.

If she is actually a goddess associated with winter, that makes some sense... especially since she carries oranges, a winter fruit. It's a little creepy that the word for "orange" in Slavic languages has the same root as "pomegranate", and that both fruits are associated with death and the underworld... especially the myth of how Persephone was trapped in the underworld because she ate a pomegranate.

Another odd thing is how oranges (at least, the ones we eat nowadays and the ones in your photo) aren't natural. They're hybrids, incapable of reproducing themselves; they have to be grafted onto another tree.

Tying that in with the way Rose and the other creature seem to feel that they own you and that you belong with them, that they knew of your coming years before your birth, the unnatural interest they took in your ancestors... I'm wondering if that suggests that they engineered your birth somehow and "grafted" you onto your family.

And, of course, it makes it a bit creepy that you're dating someone they may have done this with as well...

Don't take the orange.

Bangbroo ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:02:18 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Wow

dhoomz ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:54:51 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

a very interesting point of view, religious stuff didn't have any effect on her...

[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 02:53:47 on November 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Because religion is a loada bull.

Sifco ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:35:13 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, you just blew my mind. Applause!

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:24:26 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Blowing my mind 1000 times over. I love this input!

ImBetterThanYou27 ยท 752 points ยท Posted at 04:16:32 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

If this ends with you taking the orange and her saying, "that'll be tree fiddy" babies are getting punched.

TimothyGonzalez ยท 180 points ยท Posted at 01:09:49 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

If that happens we can finally all get off the internet, it can be shut down as far as I'm concerned. It's purpose will have been satisfied.

Intrusive_Logic ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 21:26:06 on January 2, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Nice try, China!

bounty1663 ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 19:29:50 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for the laugh.

scumbag-reddit ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:03:14 on October 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

inb4 the dinosaur.

Timhatten ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 02:54:44 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Oh god I hope that's how it ends.

Jacksonhbrown ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:41:34 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Goddamn lockness monster!

sartorian ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:32:50 on October 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I need 'bout tree fiddy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:36 on October 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Rofl

theresabatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:19 on November 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you. I haven't laughed like that in a long time

LonePotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:14 on November 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Ohhh god that has to be the best comment I have ever seen. xD

sparklyzz ยท 332 points ยท Posted at 02:38:42 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

inaaace takes the orange on 12/21/12

chran55 ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 12:11:27 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Where is Sam and Dean Winchester when you need em.

smarsh87 ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 03:14:58 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

-sudden clarity Clarence

theHiddenTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:24 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I dont get it

DJRES ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 15:06:04 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

12/21/12 is supposedly the the day that marks the end of the world, according to a mayan calendar. He is implying that the OP taking the orange would cause the apocalypse.

sparklyzz ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:17:27 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I'd sure like to meet a "he" named "sparklyzz"

...sounds like a one-man-gay-pride-parade ;)

DJRES ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:20:18 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

You never know on reddit. You have my apologies, ma'am.

theHiddenTroll ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:07:16 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Oh yeah....im an idiot for not getting it

DJRES ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:08:12 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, its cool. Also, I like explaining things! So win-win.

TheArcheryPrincess ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:11:29 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

But they found another Mayan calender correct? The Mayan's supposidly made more calenders but they got lost.

DJRES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:20 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Ahaha. I see what you did there.

TheArcheryPrincess ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:39 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I don't.. Lol. Explain it to a clueless Redditor?(:

DJRES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:02 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

something with arrows...? or...words. Just words.

TheArcheryPrincess ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:36 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I understand everything now. Lol just kidding. .^

melissa423771 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 02:18:32 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

She might not be a demon, but she's clearly spirituality related. Think about it, she didn't want you baptized for a reason. So it must affect her power somehow. Maybe that's why she needs you to take the orange, so it will reverse whatever the baptism did to you.

jbixler ยท 283 points ยท Posted at 01:53:26 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

WTF?! Don't bring that shit to Atlanta!

tacobell4dykes ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 05:14:28 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Your comment is the only funny thing in this thread. I feel less scared now. I love Canada and glad he's not coming here.

Fangstorm_Vampire ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:13:26 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Suddenly I love California.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:49 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

You should go to Stinson beach then.

checkyourcloset ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:53:35 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Well we have the whole "Hell house/bloodstains" thing start out here in Ontario so I wouldn't consider us safe or lucky

tacobell4dykes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:24 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Wow I love living in Ontario.... I need to move out of province now.
On a side note, every time I see or hear "Ontario" our little theme song gets stuck in my head. "Good things grow in Ontario!"

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:08 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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Amelora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:58 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

woo for Ontario!

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:43:05 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:15:55 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Dat banana demon is freaking scary.

AngryBaek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:31 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

My god, the durian demon will come for us all....

tacobell4dykes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:38 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Why.... I just stopped being freaked out in my basement....

k-man99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:09 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I love Canada eh lol but Canada is a good place to live

Havik989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:26 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I live in the US but Canada sounds amazing.

tacobell4dykes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:55 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I wished I lived in a more Canadian part of Canada if that makes sense... I live in a border city. We have a lot of American influence

Havik989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:35 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I see what you mean. I live in Colorado but in the southern part so its Merica' at its "best" still. If you know what I mean.

[deleted] ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 03:53:40 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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rum_rum ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:34:23 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Uhu. Here's Ace in over his head, and you're gonna do what, exactly?

zamuy12479 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:38:35 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

whenever i make a plan it works horribly, but when i think on the fly, i'm clever.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:29 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

There's a reason Rose is stayin' on the Eastern seaboard. Down in southern Indiana we don't play fair.

chran55 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:06:47 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

As a fellow hoosier I agree. We got your back.

zamuy12479 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:31 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

you sir, have an upvote.

doordingboner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:14 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Or Alabama.. No one lives there.

FoolishWhim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:45 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Bring it no where near Indiana!!! I will never sleep again.

zamuy12479 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:19:14 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

please? i don't wanna travel, but i do wanna destroy it...

... my laziness will overtake my... fuck it.

FoolishWhim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:46:57 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

The answer is simple. Send him a flame thrower. Torch the orange, and then Rose.

zamuy12479 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:12:48 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

do not burn either of them...

i can do what i need to do wherever, distance not being a factor.

but only if he buries the orange...

oh well, thank you for the sentiment though. have an upvote.

Acid_Dropper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:51 on October 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Just keep it on that side of the river. Don't bring it over here

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:59 on November 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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zamuy12479 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:38 on November 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

you sir, are late. he took the orange. and now i have to track rosalyn down all over again (thanks a fuckton, OP!)

fratstache ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:34:05 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I just bought a ton of apples and ammo in case he comes to athens. Demons hate apples and ammo.

Oneireus ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:44:19 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

He could stay at Clermont. That will break any spirit.

soulfire72 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:54:22 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Clermont Florida? If so, represent.

LaJoieDeBleu ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 06:48:39 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Florida, sure... Orange fucking capital of everything.

soulfire72 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:55:48 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit I didn't think about that... OP should come stay with me in Florida.

Girl_With_Green_Eyes ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:38:05 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks.....now I'm going to freak out everytime I see a lady with an organge.

charpieee ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:47:57 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I'm in Orange county, I'm screwed

Girl_With_Green_Eyes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:14 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I'm right outside Orange county!

kitakat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:27 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

EXACTLY! my brother eats them alot too :(

Oneireus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:14:42 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Atlanta has the Clermont Lounge as a running joke. It's like Stinson Beach except the horrors are so much more real.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:31 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Plan: We lead her to the lounge. Spooks spook his spook.

Bleh. Try saying that 5x fast.

But in all seriousness, could we spook her?

StinkieBritches ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

The Clermont Lounge has been closed since 2009.

Oneireus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:39 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

The Clermont Lounge is still open; the Clermont Hotel is closed.

StinkieBritches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:26 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Ugh, you're right. I just assumed when they closed the nasty hotel down, they also closed the nasty club too. And truly, it has always been the nastiest of the nasties; with Blazing Saddles running a close second.

Oneireus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:56 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

One of my old co-workers (the guy who tricked a co-worker and I into going to Clermont) said Boomers in Marietta was somehow worse in that is was as low quality but not in the tongue-in-cheek way.

StinkieBritches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:42 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I'm going to take your friend's word that Boomers is worse. I didn't even know it was a titty bar. I just thought it was a dive.

cutthroattrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:39 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

This is why I love reddit.

Goes off to read on the Clermont.

Edit: Ha, wasn't what I was expecting at all.

ikolloki ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:01:29 on November 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

you should just move to the ammittyville house and call it good. let the demon and cultist duke it out.

KabukiRoll1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:30 on October 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Actually.. Yes! Lead her into bankhead, problem solved!

chivasregalguy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:06 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, I am laughing for like 2 minutes after reading your comment ! Nice one.

thegreatwallofyall ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:29 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

i want to upvote this a million times!!!!!!!!!!

tiffanieestarr ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 02:17:47 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Do. Not. Take. That. Orange!!!!!!!! She foretold that you would take it. The man and Rose both said that you would take the orange. You take it, they win. Stay strong. They haven't hurt you yet. Clearly you are important. Just don't take the damn orange!!!

[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 10:57:11 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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cutthroattrick ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:48:20 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

What if his destiny IS to take the Orange..?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:02:19 on December 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Fight the power

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:04 on October 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Why not a papaya-man

ssjtrunks51 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:53 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

But he already did when he made the picture post...

tiffanieestarr ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:06:29 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

But he didn't WILLINGLY take it. This is the key.

CadyHeron18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:21 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly, I think that's the driving force behind whatever this ritual is supposed to do.

Stiltskin ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 02:32:38 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Since no one else has mentioned it yet: Morana, or Marzanna, is the Slavic godess of death.

If you click through to the article there's some interesting traditions involving the burning/drowning of an effigy of Marzanna on the equinox as a way to symbolize the end of winter.

artbreath ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:33:07 on November 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

picture shows a woman in a white dress and long black hair... much like OP's teenage Faptress.

Kateysomething ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 02:03:56 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Whoever or whatever they are, they have wanted and waited for you for generations. If they are this determined and menacing now, imagine if they got what they wanted? It couldn't mean anything good for anyone. Not you, not your girlfriend, and probably not the rest of us.
My guess is that they need you to take the orange because of the baptism? She's obviously pretty pissed off about it.

Echosofalostsoul ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:42:46 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think it is strictly the orange that is a problem it is anything they offer you oranges may have some significance to them though. what i see is that taking it enacts a trade you take the orange and they take something from you in return.

[deleted] ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 05:53:22 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe out of place, but I am curious as of what would happen if you were to randomly grab her breast when she offers you her orange.

doordingboner ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:59:19 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Also, OP mentioned she was kind of hot when he was younger. Should definitely try to make out with her as well, she don't age bro.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:10:21 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, maybe she's just mad no one has tried to bone her yet.

[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 06:03:48 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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BushMeat ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 09:07:10 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

yes, or look up her dress, maybe she's hiding tentacles.

fratstache ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 11:42:36 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Suddenly, Cthulu hentai.

FoolishWhim ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 07:22:48 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Up votes to all four of you! Simply place your Dick in her hand. Or, tell her you'll take the orange if she blows you.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:11:15 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

All the ups for you! Best idea ever!

sikeston ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 01:15:09 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

Oh, you're alive. I haven't read this yet, I just wanted to say that I'm glad you're back and I was honestly worried. Carry on . . .

Edit: okay. Read it. Question: why do you think this has come back into your life after six years of no contact? When you saw her for the first time in years, standing in line for an iPhone 5, can you think of anything that you might have done in the last few weeks to warrant these new visits from Rose?

sikeston ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 19:46:05 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

Another image to go along with this story: http://imgur.com/WCnPe

ballex ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:15:27 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Well thanks! No sleep for me tonight.

MoonKnight72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:50 on March 3, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

That's what this entire subreddit is for!

AngryBaek ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:24:15 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I really need to stop clicking links on inaace stories....

LonePotato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:45 on November 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Yup. me too.

SCHNITZLE_KING ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 21:45:03 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Reading text is scary enough! I really didn't need a picture to reinforce the fact that I'm about to shit myself!

[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 19:52:54 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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RedditISaidIt ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 05:03:54 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

เฒ _เฒ 

sethywethypoo ยท -22 points ยท Posted at 00:46:15 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

You mean what you saw, and didn't have to imagine because it happened.

popofcolor ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:52:03 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

He was only told the story by the priest.

sethywethypoo ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:58:34 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Whoops.. I hadn't read this for a bit and forgot the context.

sethywethypoo ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:59:19 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Downvoted my own comment for karmic retribution.

StutMoleFeet ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:01:10 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

And all was made well by upvotes on subsequent comments

jamesandlily_forever ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:07:59 on October 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

He made a 3 karma profit on that mistake! Not bad, not bad.

kitakat ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:05:37 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

thats gunna give me nightmares tonight lol

cutthroattrick ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:51:53 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for that creeptastic image, right before bed to. Ahh

xbrokenxherox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:58:11 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

That really is terrifying.

EyeH8uxinfiniteplus1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:49 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Damn you person with the name of my home town! Why would you do such a thing to me???

Cakes_For_Fuji ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:48:44 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Well fuck me, that is terrifying.

WeAreGiraffes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:54 on October 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

This is so fucking disturbing.

frizzlepuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:08 on October 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Too much!

wwcrusher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:43 on October 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck you sir. That is the creepiest picture I have ever seen.

LonePotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:42 on November 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Saving this picture to my laptop to forever remember this story and Inaaace.

taumuller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:33 on January 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Holy Fucking Shit

CellyAllDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:13 on February 12, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I hate you

Lestat117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:17 on February 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Replying to click that in the morning... lol

Havik989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:37 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Is it scary?

Echosofalostsoul ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:35:40 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

many of us were worried.

could you maybe update your most recent post every day just like check in and give the date so we know your still okay?

rum_rum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:27 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

This is a very long-term plan. It has little to do with anything that happened on a particular day.

[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 06:35:28 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Across the world, thousands of Shriners are putting on their Fez's and starting up their go-carts.

"Walter, put your dentures in. The final battle is about to begin."

chran55 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:08:28 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Lol this deserves more upvotes.

bamfsEnnui ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:48 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

lol! Now my brain is stuck on The Silver Horde from The Discworld series.

house03 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:07:12 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

What?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:00 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

It was 2am. Sleepy modulok likes to form tangents in his head and then tell jokes thinking that everyone else has made said tangents as well. That is all.

house03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:35 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

2 am sleepy house03 does that too.

Zomgambush ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 01:08:59 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

My suggestion: don't take the orange unless you're with your girl, take it together. That way if the shit hits the fan, you've at least got her.

Lionlullaby ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:37:53 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Or the creature will drag her down along with him to whatever place it came from.

BoSknight ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 05:23:03 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

The produce section?

fratstache ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 11:32:10 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Florida specifically. He is getting closer if hes in georgia.

Lionlullaby ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:31:41 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

The devil's produce section- yah that sounds like Southeast US.

[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 01:49:18 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. You don't want to do this alone. Also, go armed. You'll want to be able to defend yourselves if something goes wrong.

EngineTrack ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 04:28:50 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. A nice M60 will suffice.

BoSknight ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 05:22:36 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Or an apple.

HairlessSasquatch ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 06:18:44 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Why not an apple iM60

BushMeat ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:56:35 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

no, the Apple M60pro would be best.

metoasta ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:47:45 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Why not both?

mighty_panders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:07 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

MORE DAKKA!!

Skylarity ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:40:59 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Echosofalostsoul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:12 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Guns are not going to do shit against these things, you would honestly be safer bringing salt and holywater.

EngineTrack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:45 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Want to bet? I dare this b*tches to come at me and my M2's (I have 2)

Echosofalostsoul ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:49:07 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Do you know nothing of the supernatural? a fucking M2 isn't going to do anything but, maybe, piss them off!

rabidjellyfish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:40 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

We're amurrican. Shoot first and if that doesn't work, run like hell.

EngineTrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:52 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Come on, I'm obviously joking. And yes, I do have my knowledge of the supernatural and even my own experiences, which I won't be sharing any time soon.

sartorian ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 01:17:10 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

As I had posted on your previous story, DON'T TAKE THE ORANGE. They are too powerful. We cannot allow them to become stronger than they are already.

Dysect ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:06:13 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I can see it now, Oranges invading our homeland. Never to be safe again . . .

arghnard ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:16:37 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Safe from a cold, at least..

DemonsNMySleep ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 01:58:32 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like all of this goes way beyond you. Sounds like this all started years before you were even born, as both Rose and the man she's with appeared to your grandparents, who knows, possibly even their grandparents. Maybe a deal was made decades ago that somehow binds you to her, and that's why she thinks she has some sort of ownership over you. That's been my impression throughout this story, and this post only re-affirms that belief. Good luck to you.

Buu_Surprise ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 13:06:56 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Twist: one of his family members made a deal with satan

ttlysconed ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:47:09 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

That's kind of what I'm thinking.. What if he's the first male to be born on that side of the family? Similar to paranormal activity in that whatever his ancestor made a deal for, they promised their first born son, and now these people/things are following the family line trying to get the first born son..

PS- don't take the orange.

yoosamkane ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:17:22 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

PLOT TWIST: OP is actually Stanley Yelnats.

IndigoKitty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:55:13 on March 31, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I love you so much for this reference.

emeaguiar ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:24:32 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe it's not even about him you know? I mean if some of his ancestors made a deal that would explain why they are appearing to him, but what about his girlfriend? Why is she part of the deal? Maybe the orange it's supposed to close the deal like "you take the orange, we take your child". I don't know.

Karindii ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:44:13 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I'm beginning to think that perhaps some of the details we've been focusing on might be irrelevant. The orange, for example. I know I have looked for many days for negative information about oranges and I've found nothing. Perhaps it's not the orange that is important but the intent behind it. After you take the orange they might consider it "a debt owed" for example. And while we've ruled out demons to a large extent, demons do require your consent in some shape or form. Perhaps these people may not be demons but something similar? The universe and spiritual world is a vast place, who knows what all resides in it?

abi13 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:19:26 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

It's like with faeries, or the underworld in greek mythology; once you accept food, you're fucked.

Painted_Seven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:44 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like this guy. In case anyone doesn't know this is a character from Spirited Away, he lures people in by offering them gold coins, once they take it, he swallows them and gains their personality traits.

A farcry from the situation at hand but whatever.

anonymousfia ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:04:40 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

This comment made me think of Eve and the apple. Taking the orange = gaining knowledge. Maybe they want him to take the orange so he will know what they are and what they want. They seem to be fairly confident that he will come, so maybe they assume that once he gains the knowledge he will make the choice to come. He just needs to take the orange.

He really should not take that orange.

DonVito1950 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:36:20 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Dude...if I had a couple crazy fucking demons following me around from birth trying to get me to eat healthier I think i would find Jesus pretty quickly. Just sayin. The power of Christ compels you bitch!

LennyPalmer ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:19:53 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Don't take the orange.

Matter o' fact, go buy yourself an orange. Next time the bitch tries to give you one, offer it right back to her. Hoodoo the hoodoo man.

fuxoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:28 on October 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

:'-)

nymphetamina89 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:41:48 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. Dont take it alone...I am sad to hear you are giving up, and while I understand your reasoning, it is still sad to see. Wishing you the best of luck.

oskyyo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:37:47 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

You should totally hold your hand out like you're going to take the orange, then when she goes to give it to you, pull your hand back and slick your hair, all sly-like.

kingz0mbie ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 02:33:30 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

After being addicted to your stories for the past week, you've finally brought them to my city?! Atlanta, what uppp

Tibleman ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:08:59 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

You're gonna take the orange? Stay careful, stay smart, stay alive.

Pherbear ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:33:25 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

http://pagan-soul.blogspot.com/2010/11/slavic-goddess-morana.html?m=1

this is the Morana goddess. Characteristics of Rose are very simillar, maybe she worships her and tries to be like her...

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:50 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

If he is being messed with by her vesna could help

DrOins ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:15:39 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Do not take the Orange. Gather up with Redditors from Atlanta (they are obviously willing to help you out) and confront her/them in Numbers.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:48:49 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I'm just picturing a giant army of Atlanta Redditors and Rose going "What the fuck? I didn't bring enough oranges for this".

dhoomz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:29 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

this is a good odea... take pictures to expose her

SuperSpiderCollider ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:17:27 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

After reading all of OP's posts and most of the comments, all I can say is that if OP ends the world by taking the orange and becoming the antichrist or some shit, I'm going to be pissed that that's how it ends.

zombies_arepeopletoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:24 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I'll be pissed too. I was really hoping I'd get to be the one to flip the switch on existence!

Offensive_Brute ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 02:35:40 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Dont take the orange!! The orange is certain death. A book of European folklore I have says you need to create an effigy of "Rose" and submerge it in water (drown) on the first day of spring. That supposes that you will survive the winter though.

i_stole_ur_door ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:06:31 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

How optimistic you are... LOL

Offensive_Brute ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:58 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

even hope in vain is better than taking the orange.

cuboosh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:56:56 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

You can also burn the effigy of her too. I found an image of the burning here. The flames look like a witch's face. Could it be the escaping spirit of a pissed off Rose?

doordingboner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:56 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Like a voodoo doll? The scary thing is, if he does this she will definitely appear behind him.

wolf_firestorm ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:37:49 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Give her an apple. Just carry it with you everywhere. Make a trade. But put cyanide in the apple.

LaJoieDeBleu ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 07:00:43 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Apple seeds have cyanide in them! That's why you get a bellyache when you swallow them. fun fact

Greco765 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 09:30:18 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

you are now tagged as "apple expert"

dhoomz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:54 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

thats called an Apple Genius..

LaJoieDeBleu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:27 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, god, NOOO!!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:13 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I never got this bellyache...I'd eat apple seeds as a kid because I liked the taste. Mom caught me once and insisted I'd die if I kept eating them.

SCHNITZLE_KING ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:49:13 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

Question! Lila took the orange and threw it when Rose offered to her in one of your earlier posts. Didn't you say that Lila hadn't had an interaction with her since then other than the break in? Lila may have unwillingly accepted the orange. Edit: Grammar

BreatheWithMe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:52:36 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Read in the order of the posts, that happened when she was drunk, when she didn't even know OP..

SCHNITZLE_KING ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:42 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I have read all his posts about this story. And did it really matter that she was drunk? I think that's when they (rose) would probably want to confront her; when her judgment was impaired.

LurkingReddiotr ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:57:05 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Good luck.

zap12341 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:11:34 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Don't take the orange dude. Of course you can always start mocking her with a banana like I said in the earlier post.

zamuy12479 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:24 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

having minor experience with rosalyn... i can confirm this actually might be a good idea.

the banana thing.

sikeston ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:23 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Minor experience? Do tell . . .

zamuy12479 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 04:51:05 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

it's nothing.... nothing that i can say here any ways.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:51:40 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Dude. Now you have to do it. Don't deny us more info bro.

zamuy12479 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 05:55:07 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

no.

Dysect ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:07:03 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Douchebag redditor, says he met with said villain - doesn't deliver.

zamuy12479 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:55:48 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

i am very sorry to say that, but i must be a douchebag here, it is as it is.

as far as offering help, i have sent the OP a PM letting him know what he should do (take the orange, smash it, and bury the thing as deep as possible, if he knows someone who works in a quarry, that'd help.)

and i'll tell him what i can, and what he needs to know, but i know my limits.

if you see anything about this woman, rosalyn, or her companion in the suit, let them know that N. will find them.

once again sry, and best of luck all.

EDIT: ...it's "scumbag redditor" not douchebag. sentiment correct, terminology incorrect. kthxbai

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:55:46 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

The last time somebody said they had experience with Rose, they ended up rambling into a long spiel about how how OP NEEDED TO TAKE THE ORANGE TO FEEL COMPLETE.

I'm pretty sure the account was a plant for Rose.

severn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:29 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Could you link to that comment? I didn't see it in any of the threads.

zamuy12479 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:08 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

i'm not here to persuade any but the OP, however, i do like to do my research, thank you sir/mademoiselle, i will look this up now.

EDIT: also, here's an upvote for telling me where to look.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:25 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Reasoning?

zamuy12479 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:56:28 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

safety.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:14:41 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Alright I understand.

zamuy12479 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:16:11 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

thank you.

Painted_Seven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:40 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

It's a lie, that's why. THE ORANGE IS A LIE.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:31:18 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

You should take zap12341's advice and relentlessly reverse-harrass Rose with a banana. Give her a taste of her own medicine.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:10:19 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

DO NOT TAKE THE ORANGE. But, if you do, make sure your girl is with you. And that you have protection. Have you also checked to see if your girlfriend is possibly pregnant?

[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 04:30:10 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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auggie5 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 08:11:51 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Listen, inaaace. That priest sacrificed for you and has been dealing with shit for 20 years to help you. To just give up and take the orange would be so disrespectful. Try some tactics that some of the other posters have suggested. Be strong.

[deleted] ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 06:06:49 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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BushMeat ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 09:03:19 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe just an index poke. Make sure you make a sound effect with the poke.

wolf_firestorm ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 13:38:33 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

boop

Tibleman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:52 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

While you're reaching for it make a "thbtttttttttttt" noise then "beeep"

ThnakeEyez ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:17:13 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

That's assault brotha

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:37:54 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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mollymcdougal ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:43:12 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I know this is going to sound crazy, but what if you went somewhere that it's summertime right now, like Northern Australia? I left another post about the Winter Goddess/Summertime connection, but it sounds like a more pleasant vacation than taking cursed fruit from an evil being...

RockBitter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:53:39 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

It is currently Spring in the whole Southern Hemisphere. Summer won't officially start until 1st December.

mollymcdougal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:44 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for the correction! I'd gotten that info off a website that listed season differentials around the world, and it did seem bizarre that Northern Australia had a different season progression than the rest of it...

Echosofalostsoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:50 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

for these creatures the "official" start of winter doesn't probably mean shit its more likely that they go by whenever it would have been started by some ancient culture (I suggest Celtic)

Echosofalostsoul ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:06:04 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I am starting to think this has to do with more than just you. research how the Antichrist is born (for this i am running off memory) i see many similarities, yes i am saying it is possible that they plan for you to father the Antichrist.

edit: its not my primary theory and does not reflect my past comments and pms

dhoomz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:06 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

should't he be alive right now?

Echosofalostsoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:25 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

the antichrist? well if you believe the christian book of revelations no man knows. (I dont necessarily believe it but for me unless you can prove that something is not true you you cant rule out the possibility that it is no matter how unlikely it might be)

Darkusmoon1223 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:33:37 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

No you can absolutly not give up that is not a option and will never be. Take comfort from the people who want to help you. you have almost the whole community who read this and kept with this to support you. Plus you have your Girlfreind to think about what would she do if you take the orange and something bad happens So no Don't give up and stay strong Hoping for your health and saftey - Darkus

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:58:17 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

That's exactly what they want, for you to be in "ruins". Tell me, do you think this will go away if you take the fruit? That it will make things better? Truly? You could be destroying the lives of your children, perhaps dooming your entire family line. You could end the fucking world. I'm not religious myself, but relate this to Satan tempting Jesus for 40 days... Do you have the balls to repeal this thing? You damn well better. For the sake of those around and perhaps even your soul. Good luck to you my friend. Sorry to sound harsh, but that is not a risk worth taking.

BreatheWithMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:59 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed. You CANNOT leave your girlfriend behind like this. What if something happens to you and she has to encounter them? Or the rest of your family? What if they are tortured as you were for the rest of their lives? Like many said, the priest made a sacrifice for you, it can't be in vain.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:54:42 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Well try not to cause the world to end by taking an orange. That would be a bummer.

fratstache ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:41:13 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I, for one, welcome our new Floridian overlords.

Parker_I ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:20:20 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

whew, OP is still alive. I was worried after he trailed off.

charpieee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:21 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

So you're going to just give up RIGHT AFTER finding out that the priest is still sacrificing his sanity every year from his decision to protect you? That's cold dude

oxfordcommawhore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:33 on March 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

It's like the story of Eve taking the Apple... Don't take it, man.

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:13:48 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

raises hand

I'm in the ATL. If you need any friends, my bf and I wouldn't mind showing you around. I also don't think you'd mind the whole "safety in numbers".

Also, respect for the priest. Torment for the rest of his life to "save your soul"? I would have nope'd :/

fratstache ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:43:52 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Live in athens. Feel free to bring rose here.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:58:05 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:20 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, we'll fight Rose irl!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:20 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:38 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

The good news, GA is really easy to get a concealed carry permit. ;D Time to send that bitch back to hell if she follows you. If I'm in ATL any time soon I'll give you a shout.

ChiisaiTenshi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:12 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

In ga yes, but I believe atl has some specific places firearms are not allowed.

Arcaness ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:38:17 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Taking the orange? Here's some advice. Don't go alone, and don't go unarmed. If anything happens, maybe you can whack her with a lead pipe or something.

WeaponexT ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:18:48 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Nobody needs vitamin C that badly.

AshleeHedge ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:18:38 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Congrats on the job and I hope the move helps things.

totally_jawsome ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:53:41 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Hey I'm in the atl!

Hopefully things go better for you here. But, I hope you don't bring her with you. I don't want to see her!

mrssaberhagen ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:13:36 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I know I probably shouldn't read this at 3am but I can't stop myself.

SmellyIndian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:22 on March 13, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Its funny how u think ur the only one :/

DaniellaOfDoom ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:51:49 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Do not, under any circumstances, take the orange.

Before you decide to do something that you could kill yourself or end the world, do some research. Like I'm doing right now.

allanapli ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:52:45 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Okay guys, OP is giving up. Anybody in Atlanta willing to help him out? I mean, we all know taking that orange will harm not only him but us as well...

Kleemin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:37:25 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

throw orange juice on the bitch, maybe there is some symbolism in the juice of the orange, worst case scenario she still has the inconvenience of doing laundry.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:04:22 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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anonymousfia ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:06:53 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Eating the orange would be like eating the apple in the Garden of Eden when all hell broke loose afterwards.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:13 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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anonymousfia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:56:29 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

You are not alone.

dhoomz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:26 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

can someone please explain this theory?

CSmkII ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:53:53 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I suspect grabbing the hand that holds the orange and shoving it in her throat is out of the question?

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:32:40 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

OP, please do not take the orange. That's what he want you to do! She wants you to succumb to her power and low. This could be dangerous. Even if your not religious, try and get baptized or pour salt around your house. Have it cleansed!

Best of luck to you and your SO!

katala ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:02:35 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed! Taking the orange would be such a bad mistake. His grandmother dealt with this and didn't take the orange and she made it through, so he can too.

justinperry16 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:08:02 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Don't let her win broham! Or at least tell her you want a thousand... fuck it, million dollars for your acceptance of the orange! Lol

Seriously though, don't take it!

luciddreamer12 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:04:37 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I'm saying this out of the goodness of my heart man... DON'T TAKE THE ORANGE!!! You're warranting the end of the world! Not sure if this is true but at this point it wouldn't surprise me. If i can help in any way possible tell me and i will fucking do it man. If you asked me to kill the bitch i would be on the road despite the fact that i'm just 16.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:17:01 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

probably shouldn't have told the whole internet you're in Atlanta, with this creep chasing you i mean

bamfsEnnui ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:39:43 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I was contemplating all of the information you've provided so far last night and something occurred to me. Why did Rose leave your mother alone? She, or the man, went after your grandmother, your girlfriend, and you, but not your mother. What is it that links the three of you together and is different about your mom? Granted, she did come into your mom's life, but she seems to have done so in order to get to you. She had to ask your grandmother where to find you, so she wasn't even keeping track of her, or she couldn't for some reason. Can you think of anything about your mother that stands out as being quite different from you and your grandmother?

Wadate ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:20:06 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Taking the orange is a bonding agreement that supersedes essentially everything - just like leaving your door open is considered an invitation for some supernatural entities, or like how eating the pomegranate was the cause for Persephone to be trapped for 6 months in Hade's realm, you taking the orange will be considered as you finally agreeing to whatever they have in store for you. Think about it like signing a contract in blood while burning a cross.

Don't take the orange, and, uh, stay away from any oranges in general.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:55:33 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Someone for the love of CHRIST make this movie happen...also glad to hear you're still around and updating.

itsalrightt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:13:05 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Get a huge ass zippo lighter. When she comes around whip that shit wide open, and tell her you're not afraid to set her ass on fire. If you're able to get her lit up, then push her into water and drowned that bitch. See what that does.

hermsdog02 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:23:46 on February 13, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

So as I'm reading this part of the story I realize today is February 13th and proceed to urinate on myself.

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:28:14 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Be armed and always be with your girl. When that woman shows up, shoot her with the gun! Does anyone else agree? I dunno...but i would

i_stole_ur_door ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:07:50 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

'Murica! Fuck yeah!

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:12:26 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I like this advice. You are moving to the south, OP, so get a gun and shoot that creepy woman AND her orange.

charpieee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:18 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

It is the southern way.

skm153 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:18:29 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah dude like everyone says dont take that orange you will just make them stronger

callmebill13 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:51:59 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
callmebill13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:49 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Also

"Morana was described as a woman of dark hair and a terrifying appearance. A similar description was used for another creature of quite the same nature โ€“ Kuga (kuga = the plague). Kuga was probably just one of the aspects of Morana. Another was Mora โ€“ a female demon that attacked people by night and sat on their chest causing nightmares. Witches were also connected with Morana, like many other demonic beings."

mifune_toshiro ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:09:45 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Yeesh. Where's a Knight of the Cross when you need one?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:50:16 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I got that reference!

mifune_toshiro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:01 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

It was either that or tell him to get in contact with his local Warden through the Paranet. :-D

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:55 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Personally I'd have gone with the Warden. Sanya is a busy man these days; no need to make his job harder.

mifune_toshiro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:12 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

:-D

Yeah, but you never know what the WC is going to consider to be not worth their time/not worth the political backlash of getting involved in.

The Knights...eh...not so much. If it's evil and it's in front of them, they're gonna ruin it's day. Plus, she's been messing with a priest! So it's gotta be on the radar Upstairs, I figure.

themightyyool ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:23:32 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

With the new information here, it definitely sounds like Rose may be an avatar of Morana. This still raises the question of who the man is, but he may be a prior servant of Morana, or possibly another death god.

Or with his tendency towards laughing, a trickster, maybe.

MehGustaaa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:44:45 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

We all know what to do when life gives you lemons. But never in history does it say anything about oranges. Anyone else think that's bullshit?

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:53:53 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

If you're so sure you should take the orange, why not just shoot her in the face the next time you see her? Either way, you're probably going to end up dead, but at least one way, you don't go out like a moron.

DrAquafresh793 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:48:25 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I still vote don't take the orange. It's the only bit of power you have is to say "no". Once you take the orange, she owns you.

Life's a struggle man we all have a different struggle (although yours is a little abnormal), and if you take this orange it IS possible that your life is over. Stay strong, don't give into this supernatural cunt.

mishapsmajor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:40:16 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I think I get why they didn't want you baptized. Think about it, they couldn't find you without consulting your grandparents. This may be because of the baptism, somehow it stopped them from being able to find you on their own. Thus they were pretty angry at that priest. It's just a possibility.

Hobgobbe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:57:40 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

She obviously has rules she has to abide by, my friend. Hence her not just forcing the orange into your mouth, dusting her hands off, and calling it a day. If you're going to take the fruit, tell her you will, but ask her what your payment will be, first. It's obviously a trade of sorts. You get the orange, she gets.....? Your first born? Hm.

Hobgobbe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:39 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I now find myself wondering if someone in your family is not telling you the full story. The fact that they left your grandmother alone so easily doesn't really add up, comparing it to their persistence in dealing with you. I hate to say it, but do you suppose your grandmother had another son/daughter, at one point? Key word: had.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:01:22 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think taking the orange actually does anything. If it was so important she would've just given it to you being absolutely normal otherwise, and shit would've hit the fan.

Disagree with me all you want but it's true, these "people" seem all bark and no bite. If they weren't they would've done something already. Besides, didn't your girlfriend already take the orange and then throw it away? That sounds like sort of taking the orange.

DuosTesticulosHabet ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:13:17 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Next time she comes around, whip out your cock and ask her to touch it. I wonder how pissed she would get if you made sexual advances on her.

But really, don't take the orange.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:47:08 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Why don't you ask her what happens if you take the orange?

sharktoothache ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:41:25 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Story starts with priest having retired: ends with priest quitting.

doordingboner ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:01:27 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Well since they followed you across the world, I honestly don't think moving to another state would lose them. Could you possibly take a picture of them with your phone in the next encounter? Preferably as she's holding the orange out at you.

betty_corp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:51:37 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

This isn't disappointing. I found this to be the scariest one of all.

audrakay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:01 on October 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

i really need to see this made into a movie

images-ofbrokenlight ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:57:16 on November 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I try to get scared but the way you write sometimes makes me giggle uncontrollably. (like the peeing behind the church that you didn't do) I love you, dude.

aaadri ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:57 on November 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit you got baptized the day I was born.

agarplate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:08 on February 13, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Happy birthday!

BeneaththeBellJar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:34:53 on November 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Don't take that God forsaken orange

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:38:53 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Hey OP please do not take the orange from her! I know you have no faith, but that does not stop God from protecting his children here on earth- think about it- why did she not want you baptised? Its because there is power there against evil- and look at the facts- she was not able to kill the priest or you or your girlfriend- if this was an evil spirit do you not think they would have harmed people if they wanted? The reason is they are not as powerful as God- you have free will OP, they cannot make you do something- you HAVE to resist them- resist the evil always, because no matter how desperate you feel, remember that good always wins over evil- God is far more powerful than these evil beings, please focus on that. If God be for us, who can be against us? You know what you should do? Go and get baptised again, both you and your girlfriend- go to a priest/minister and get this done. Carry a bible and a cross with you at all times- you can get minitature bibles that fit pockets and cross necklaces/bracelets etc- both you and your girl. These are powerful symbols. I would always seek the advise of a priest/minister right away and ask them what you should do, it cant hurt. And what also wont hurt is for you and your girl to say a prayer- i know you have no faith now but try it- just ask God directly to help and strengten you- i promise you will not be overcome. Please find the faith and strength to never give up and fight this evil, please. You have come this far, dont give in. The priest sacrificed for you as well. The priest says God did not protect him because of the things that happened- but the man, (like you) is still living and breathing. Please stay strong.

sepiaportrait ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:38 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

It's not a dissapointing story at all. It also makes sense when you relate it to her telling you to ask your priest about her. I pity the man, but I am sure that he will be rewarded for his courage and righteousness.

Have you asked your girlfriend about her baptism? Maybe there's common ground there.

also, don't take the orange until you hava talked to her, because it seems that this will affect both of you.

I can ony wish you the best of luck and hope Rose disappears into the pit from which she came.

AngryBaek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:24:36 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

FINNALLY OP, thought you were dead.

RudolfGreen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:53:49 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

This isn't good. If Rose really is Morana the goddess of death, then not much can keep her away from you. If she was a demon, holy places and salt would make a nice barrier but if she's a goddess, she's basically immune to that.

Lionlullaby ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:58:40 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Weird that it did not want you baptized yet it is seemingly unaffected by holy land or people. She sounds like one of the fae to me or some evil spirit that has revenge due to you family line. Even if you don't accept the orange for some reason, she may come to haunt your future descendants till she gets what she wants. However, please careful and try no to act too rashly- to accept her gift may lead to a fate worse than death.

childplease7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:36:00 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Don't take the orange man

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:19:58 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Before you take the orange, you and your partner should ask questions. If Rose will get pissed off from questions being asked, it surely can't be as bad as taking the orange.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:43:15 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Come to New Zealand

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:57:52 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Morana, Eh? Make a doll of her & burn it. That's what the internet tells me to tell you to do. If you can somehow get something of hers, like hair or something, put that with the doll, then set it aflame.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:23 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

There was a hair on the orange IIRC. He's fully able to make a voodoo doll.

DrAquafresh793 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:52:31 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Something of hers? Like an orange? Pffft nice try Rose.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:35 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao oh yes, you figured me out. I highly doubt Rose would post in /MyLittlePony as much as I do though. I was just trying to be helpful. And no, not the orange. Fresh fruit won't burn, and to dry it out you'd have to take it so either a piece of her dress, or a few strands of hair would be the next best thing.

ggg730 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:00:07 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, that is a wholeeeeee heaping lot of crap that was just heaped on you man, sorry. It seems you have a lot more power in this than you think. I can't help but think of the endgame here. It is a bit callous but could you um ask someone to update in case. . . well, you know. Rose has a good deal of power or at least a different kind of power than anything I am familiar with. I was actually thinking maybe I could fill in for you, maybe become a champion or something but this seems way out of my league. Good luck.

mrssaberhagen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:51:21 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I don't understand why everyone is saying to have your gf with you if you take the orange! If anything worst should happen, better it be only to one person.

Now that there's a plausible explanation for Rose's identity, we should try to figure out who the guy is.

Matella ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:50:55 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I think next time you should try forcefully offering her an orange, that'll throw her.

Unicornisaur ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:05:29 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe it's your parents wanting you to eat all your fruit and veggies A fucked up way to go about it But kids can be finicky...

StinkieBritches ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:10:58 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

I find it interesting that you've come to Atlanta and you have so many Reddit readers following your story that live in Atlanta. While the south is steeped in religion, you'd be surprised at how many supernatural things we encounter on a daily basis. Don't get me wrong, I've had the shit scared out of me several times and I don't like to be home alone at night, but I've never encountered anything I couldn't handle or handle with the help of my fiance. Like others, I would suggest safety in numbers and have a group be with you when you see Rose to take the orange, but she's not very predictable, so that wouldn't be practical. I think you should tell Rose that you will take the orange(don't tell her you will actually take it NOW though), but first she has to answer all of your questions regarding her and those she wants you to join in order to really think about what you're getting involved with or leave you alone forever if she can't give you those answers. You have every right to know what you're getting yourself into before you accept the orange. And we all know you will eventually. It's already been foretold.

JakeHT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:14:26 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

OP come to Michigan it's the apple capital of the world, everyone knows demons hate apples.

s1mpd1ddy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:17:18 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

That's a terrifying story from the priest. You should send some kind of care package to the man that risked his sanity to baptize you. I'm not eating an orange ever again... hello supplements!

IblameThedog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:41:53 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Before you decide to take the orange, try and ask her exactly why she wants you to take it. I know it's scary talking to her, but you need answers from her. Tell her you'll consider taking the orange if she'll calm down the creepy and just tell you why she wants you to take it.

GodComplexGuy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:05:09 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I have a feeling this is somehow connected to the supposed end of the world in the 21st of December. If i may ask a question, have you ever heard of similar events outside of your own experience? Some of these creatures have origin in a "Tulpa effect", which is when many people think of the same, bringing it into reality, same may also apply the supposed end of the world.

dhoomz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:03 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

can he wAit umtil dec 2012?

dhoomz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:22 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

i meant dec22 2012?

LiteratiTempo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:29:33 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Fake or not I'm still afraid for you. This is some messed up stuff. Sure it's a cheesy movie but IMO The Skeleton Key describes so accurately what happens when people fuck with the supernatural. It has no power over you until you give it power. IDK it's a horrible downward spiral. She keeps appearing so she seems more and more real/relevant or is she more and more relevant because you aren't just dismissing her.

If you had just walked into the store and got your phone instead of indulging her would she have just left you alone (who knows). Maybe that's why she appeared as a normal woman to your mom because she ignored it and "Rose" knew you wouldn't.

I have no idea what you should do now I only hope you, your family, and your girlfriend make it out of this safe and alive.

I've had personal experiences with friendly ghosts (and 1 not so friendly one) so even as a rational person I believe that there can be things out there unexplainable to human science at this time. Think back who would've thought DNA was even a thing years ago. Just because it's unexplained now does not mean that in 200 years time evidence of ghosts/continued energy won't be a known fact.

StinkieBritches ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:01:29 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I can't find any demons listed with the name Rose. Rosier is the closest I came and this is what WIKI says about "him". Rosier From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia For the surname, see Rosier (surname). Rosier, according to A Dictionary Of Angels by Gustav Davidson, is "a former lesser-rank angel of the order of dominations, now officiating in Hell", the cited source being Sebastien Michaelis' Admirable History of the Possession and Conversion of a Penitent Woman (1612). Rosier does not appear in the Bible (or Apocrypha), and is not mentioned in the Catholic Encyclopedia or Britannica, but Rosier is recognized in esoteric tradition as a fallen angel (specifically a Dominion of the Second Sphere), and is considered the patron demon of tainted love and seduction. Rosier is French for "rose tree" or "rose bush", and is a common surname in Francophone countries.

about-a-girl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:51 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I think the decision to take the orange is a hasty one. I also believe that, at this point, you shouldn't be so dismissive of the information you obtain. The priest made a sacrifice for you, that says a lot in itself. Look into this "Morana". Nothing can be chalked up to the ramblings of an old man or coincidence, at this point!

Robfoust33 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:02:37 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Obviously they can't force you to do anything or harm you. You basically have them in your pocket. You are lucky that priest baptized you. That really annoyed the hell out of her knowing you got baptized so it has some power over her I think. Don't take the orange. Say no, fight for as long as you can. You should try and find someone who knows about demons and legendary creatures and they can give you a name of one that does this to people and Maybe there is one other case like yours that they can show you.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:07:51 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

http://pagan-soul.blogspot.com/2010/11/slavic-goddess-morana.html

Here's a website describing Morana. Goddess of death and winter. Hope ur safe now and when u take the oragne i hope it all goes well. :)

THExistentialist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:25 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I found a couple of connections between Morana and Rose: A) when the priest saw her nd denied her requests, the cattle (sheep) died, sickness and possession escalated, etc. B) the description of her appearance coincides with your description of rose. C) somewhere it said she would sit on your chest and cause nightmares- orange on Lila as a baby? D) she's mentioned Gods in plural, and if she thinks they can't help, perhaps it's because she is one.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:22 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

i love this! She maybe is one, but how would u explain the dude with a hat and a cane? im a bit curious about that..

THExistentialist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:11 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Hey! My name is Lillian (Lily) :D and I'm scared of the man. I saw him while I was hypnotized and he was standing in water too. It scares me that OP described him.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:28 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

ur my twin! lol. but yea, im scared of the man too, top hat and stuff, with cane... scary.. and i just saw OP's last post. i cried for him D:

THExistentialist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:24 on October 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I talked to the random Jehovah's witness lady that tries to convert me weekly by knocking on my door at random, and told her everything. She said then were demons and he had to start praying to God but start calling him Jehovah and that if he let Jehovah be his only Lord that they couldn't touch him that they were trying to scare him. :/ fucking figures.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:46 on October 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

omg... thats wow. i cant bliv that the lady would actually give u a advice like that, but then again, she's awesum for doing that. lol. and scary..

Aequinox777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:02 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

In b4 orange-meme

t-roids ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:07:16 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

give her an orange and see how she likes it...

but seriously, keep us updated... and don't take that damn orange. doing so could dramatically change the world.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:43:53 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Don't bring this bitch to my city!

Azaliaa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:32:45 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I disagree with some people, I dont think the orange has to do with the fact he was baptised. What about his girlfriend, was she baptised? if so, where there problems? was it spontanious or planned? also the tall, strange man appeared to his grandmother and offered her an orange. Much before he was born. She declined the orange and they said 'he will' take the orange remember? so maybe they new you would take it. Your grandmother didnt, and they feel certain you will, and here you are saying you will. What could possible be good about taking the orange? lets think logically for a moment. Some fucking weird shits happening to you, its been happening before you were born, and is entertwined with your fucking girlfriend of all people. This orange has been offered to you, your grandmother, and your girlfriend. These people arent possible human, they havent aged in 50 + years. Why would you TAKE THE ORANGE? what do you think would happen? they just stop? logically, thats highly unlikely. I dont think it depends on physically accepting it either, you said your girlfriend grabbed the orange once and threw it. Nothing escalated from there. Maybe its mentality, maybe you have to accept the orange wholeheartedly, like an offering. Maybe it has something to do with supernatural contracts and accepting the orange is binding the contract. Maybe thats why you havent been physically harmed yet. I also feel it might have to do with the first born male and first born female of your families. Where you the first born male? was your girlfriend the first born female? who was the last male born in your family? I dont know much about the supernatural, but this should be approached carefully and logically, otherwise you may end up in even worse situations. People always say not to interact with the dead or demons because interacting with them breaks the barrier and allows them to harm you. Its an invitation, maybe thats what the orange is. Dont touch them, dont take that orange.

BreatheWithMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:37 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. I think you taking the orange is the parallel to you "opening the door." I also don't think it had anything to do with his girlfriend. I think the point was to get to him, just like they didn't do anything to his grandmother. He is the key, he is what they want.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:24 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

The apple is known as the forbidden fruit in the Book of Genesis symbolizing knowledge, temptation, immortality, the fall of man and sin. With the word "Orange (fruit)", Several Slavic languages use the variants pomaranฤ (Slovak), pomeranฤ (Czech), pomaranฤa (Slovene), pomaraล„cza (Polish) from old French "pomme d'orenge" ('pomme' meaning 'apple'). In Latin, the words for 'apple' ("mฤlum") and for 'evil' ("malum") are nearly identical.

One thing that strikes me is the celtic mythology around "apples, including a story about Conle who receives an apple which feeds him for a year but also gives him an irresistible desire for fairyland (which I interpret as a place of death, considering old Norse texts believed it to be a third realm above heaven, the all-desireable). Similarly, the poisonous "apple" plays a large roll in Snow White when it puts her into the eternal sleep.

Maybe this orange is your quick shot into delerium and weakness?

erebus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:22:09 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

This might be stupid, but what if, next time Rose offers you the orange, you ask her what happens if you take it? It's probably still a really bad idea to take it, but at least it might clear up some questions.

rosey_orange ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:21:52 on October 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I come when you don't expect it.

Generic_CerealBrand ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:27:58 on December 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I say see a psychic. Not one of those sketchy ones that you find in the carnival. Like a legit psych who has majors and shit.

agarplate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:21 on February 13, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Bad day to read this shit for the first time. Jesus christ

uglycows ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:35:15 on February 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

You better not bring this shit down here- all of Atlanta

frostythedrunkman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:28:33 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Am I the only one who wants him to take the orange O.o not that I want him to get hurt, I just think it will be a crazy experience... that I will read about.

whosyourkittie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:35:54 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

Ive said this before in a previous post.. but im just dying to know what happens if the *orange is taken destroyed.. although, im concerned about the well being of OP.

DrAquafresh793 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:46 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I downvoted you but only because you said apple instead of orange.

whosyourkittie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:52:45 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Oops. Im babysitting today and i was typing that as i was cutting up an apple for my friend's kid.

Terrible_Girl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:48 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I'm in Atlanta! Holla! :)

please don't take the orange alone though, talk to your girlfriend and see if she would be willing to take it with you. I would make a conscious effort against being alone as we'll.

doscryb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:46 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Thought she already gave you the orange when she broke into your house the other day.

momzill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:02 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

She might have left it there, it's not the same thing as OP accepting it though, you know.

jton1349 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:43 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I would have to say don't take it!!! ...But if you do at least get something in return. Make them explain everything to you, who they are and what they want. You at the very least deserve some answers.

Best of luck, what ever decision you make

myplague ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:41 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Dude. This is not some Bosnian god or some demon. This a creepy woman whose cult wants to use you for part of some ritual. Buy a gun and put three in her fucking chest. You want your life to go back to normal? Then take charge and change things yourself. Put her down. End it. Don't take the orange!! That's exactly what they want, whoever they are

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:43:36 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

these are not human beings you are dealing with- they do not age over decades, and have the power to forsee future events and kill animals etc as the priest experienced. They are evil spirits not of this world or heaven- maybe not demons, but i believe in angelic good spirits and evil ones- this whole world is a battle between good and evil.

afoley760 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:13:52 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

this stories are some of the best literature that i have read in a long time.

Eiyran ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:53:32 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Man, this is crazy, and kind of awesome to read. Please keep us updated!

WhiteBacon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:00:28 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Good luck . By the way I have been to Ostrog in Montenegro amazing place. DONT TAKE THE ORAGNE.

jdlee3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:45:39 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

seriously next time you see him/her/it just beat the shit out of him/her/it

Lithex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:05 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

If you take the orange... Let me know what happens.

Heatmiser70 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:45 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Here's another 'Do not take the orange!' I can imagine you are sick of this 'thing' harassing you. Has your girlfriend had any other visits from Rose or the old man? I think the baptism has protected and concealed you, but it seems like they manage to find you in the end.
The only leverage you have is your own choice in taking the orange or not. How existential.

THExistentialist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:27 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Bam. It all comes down to his choice- learn, and maybe save his family for generations to come? Or give in and let the priest suffer in vain, along with possibly future generations to come.

DVS720 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:19 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Welcome to the atl bro! Lawrenceville here!

Hatch2424 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:04 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

So wait.. Are we talking about a real orange here??

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:35 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Yes I finally read went to a reddit posit early enough so the people can actually respond to my comment! Also, it seems like you're dealing with something stronger than the average nosleep thing. What if it is like the thing from Possesion and you have send to a box or something. Sorry if I can't help but, I hope you get out of this with the least trouble.

Fangstorm_Vampire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:22 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Try this: Get a gun, a sword, something, and get a priest to bless it. Or a cleric, or something. Then next time you see her, KILL HER. Don't take the orange. Don't do it.

KatsLover ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:56 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I believe that it might not even be for you. Judging from the information, I would say that since you and your girlfriend have both had experiences with her in the past, that it might be your child in the future that will be "taken". You see, your girlfriend had the orange placed on her as a young child. That seems like a sign to me.... I wish you luck. Do not take the orange.

SCHNITZLE_KING ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:46 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Also, DON'T TAKE THE ORANGE.

Ngh14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:07 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah do what Kypie said

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:14 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I know it seems odd, but is there any chance that you can meet up with a Buddhist Monk, they might be able to help you while others have failed, I'm not saying it's sure fire but it wouldn't hurt to try.

The-Sublime-One ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:31 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, maybe if you just eat the orange all of this will go away.

yee199 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:40:49 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

but its rotting

The-Sublime-One ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:22 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I'd still eat it.

AngryBaek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:49 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Don't take the orange, she can't force you to take it, sure she will mind fuck you like Mandingo fucks 18 year old girls, but try not giving any fucks and see where that goes.

AngryBaek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:29:22 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Constantly move hemispheres everytime winter comes closer. GG no Rmk Rose.

Dark_Spade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:19 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

It seems that this will only end if you or your family dies off. There has to be a way to end it another way...

crazychica5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:51:05 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

OMG. I just finished reading everything here and now I'm really paranoid. Here's what I'd recommend: No matter if you're an atheist, agnostic, whatever! Go to a priest and tell him the whole story and ask him what you should do. Maybe also buy a few crosses, get a priest to bless them and hang them in your house. Maybe you should consider getting a priest to bless the house you're moving into? And like everyone else is saying on here, DON'T TAKE THE ORANGE. It could mean something really bad. Like BAD!

Hope this helps.

EDITED FOR CLARITY

dhoomz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:13 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

hey guys maybe we can build a list of clues to profile her.

  • she is unaffected by religious stuff ( right?)

  • she didn't wan't him to be bsptised though..

  • she only knew where he was after being told his location...

can someone add information to tjis list? we can profile her with that...

FoolishWhim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:15:39 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Do not take that orange! Living is always better than being dead. Remember that.

PuppetMaster2001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:31 on November 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I am so sorry that all of this has happened, I really have no idea what your going through right now, I'm sending you good luck man.

XxTamzynLeighxX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:26 on November 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

"I got baptized on Feburary 13th 1992"Oh fuck..shits about to go down!

nickhitnrun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:02 on November 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Can some one explain what taking the orange means?

Goat_Choker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:14 on December 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

hasdlnvsc

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:37 on January 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

DO NOT FUCKING TAKING IT.

MrRombloid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:32 on February 10, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Its getting close to the annual date she visits the priest.

brainwall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:22 on February 13, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

February 13th is tomorrow! :O

bzillah007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:36 on March 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I love this. Reminds me of Jim Butcher in a way.

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:48:03 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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Boltsfan55 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:05:43 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Every story on /r/nosleep is real.

Echosofalostsoul ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:30:21 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*

DO NOT TAKE THE FUCKING ORANGE!!! i have sent you a few pms with my opinion on this but i am going to restate my stance here. THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING MONSTERS! Worse than any demon. Run the fuck away they couldn't find you until your grandma told them where you were so you will be safest if you move and keep moving telling as few people where you are as possible where you are. It is obvious to me that "faith" of some kind has some power over them, why else would they try to prevent your baptism, so i advise starting to attend church services and asking for blessings and prayer from priests (this is coming from a very nonreligious person). i am trying as hard as i can to find more information on these creatures. AVOID THEM AT ALL COST, NEVER TRUST THEM!!

edit: grammar & punctuation

Edit: Reading another comment i had a thought that hadnt occurred to me before, are you, your mom, and your grandma, oldest or only children?

dhoomz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:28 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

maybe we can gather all the signs and try to profile her... - his grandma told her/them where he was so she could find him. ( a goddes could be possible but a goddes would know where he was). - she was unaffected by religious stuff (right?) lets build a list of clues...

sharktoothache ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:36:54 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Church built into mountain wall: father wonders if child pees behind church.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:22 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I seriously think you should see a physic medium if you can find one around your area. You've seen this shit, man. The dead cat? That's proof enough for me if i was in your shoes. I'd install cameras all around my premisis and when ever you see her be with your girl (try to be with her 24/7) and make her attempt a picture... I'd like to see what this crazy bitch looks like.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:42 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously fuck everything about this bitch. If the priest didn't work fight fire with fire. Learn to witchcraft and fuck her shit up.

afoley760 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:20:06 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

and im the only person who would of grabbed this bitch by her throat by now and physically beat some answers out of her?

wouldHAVEwouldHAVE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:44:26 on October 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

person who would of grabbed this bitch

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:53 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

take orange

mail it to me

????

profit!

wav ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:38 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Ill help you through this friend. Go back to your home country, go to your old house. I'm assuming your parents are still in your childhood home. Go inside of your room, cover yourself in used motor oil, get a large knife, powerdrill or chainsaw, play some really loud death metal, roll up a newspaper and set one end on fire, wait until you see her and sprint at at full speed screaming IM FITTING TA EAT YA ORANGE. IMA EAT IT REAL GOOD.. WITH MY DICK

AccountingEquation ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:13:58 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

RIP Inaaace.

thelustyargonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:19 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I've been seeing oranges around, but they mean nothing. Don't let that fucking cunt control your life. Shrug it off. She/he/it has no control if you maintain clarity.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:56 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I showed my bestfriend these stories and she laughed at me. Woke up yesterday morning to a orange on my doorstep. She later admitted to doing it, but still freaked me out.

Dysect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:47 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna

She is the total opposite goddess according to . .

http://pagan-soul.blogspot.com/2010/11/slavic-goddess-morana.html?m=1

Get this woman to combat the other one.

nymphetamina89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:36:59 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

giveawaytheending ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:09:49 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

FINISH HER!

nymphetamina89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:23:31 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

FATALITY!

rosey_orange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:06 on October 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Poฤte teraz.

SweetlyGir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:36 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

god update again... and make sure ur girl is with you. i wish u loads of luck!!!

abi13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:03 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

February 13 is my birthday! Please update, even if you are okay. EDIT: tried to write * * shiver * * with no spaces, learned how to italicize and bold :)

mjhelol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:30 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

2/13 is also my birthday, hence why I also find this disturbing.

WOLfman2158 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:17 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I get it, bro. Really wish you could find another way.. Will miss you, OP. Hope that orange is a good one!

ZxStolenFromMyEyesxZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:36 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Don't take the orange, man. Do not take the fucking orange.

Boboldeareia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:27 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

DON'T FUCKING TAKE THE ORANGE! That's what they want! Calm the fuck down and TALK with them. BUT DON'T TAKE THE ORANGE!

deculpa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:15 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, iv'e been following your story sens the begining, and i strongly advise you not to take the orange. This is some seriuce fuckt up shit, i advise you to visit a prest and tell him your story, ask for advise and get some emosional support from an "holy'' person. (Sorry for bad english, wrighting on my phone and havep roblem whit english gramar. From sweden so that mig ht explain) let me know what you hink of the idee`

Tibleman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:14 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Updates pleh

Jorden1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:15 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Don't. Take. That. Orange.

KulaanDoDinok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:34 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

So, I was on Firefox and decided to google "Morana goddess orange" and found a picture of an old lady with half white half orange hair, wearing a black cloak holding a scythe with a crow in the background. And now Firefox won't work for me. It literally will not pull up.

monopea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:49 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I want to try that now...but I'm too chicken to do so. constipated face

KulaanDoDinok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:27 on October 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

I JUST got it back working...I had to use shudder Internet Explorer.

blindsid3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:56 on October 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Just a tip for the OP: (and you totally don't have to take it, but...)

Could you space out your paragraphs more?

Would be much easier to read.

Many thanks OP.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:23:10 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

This lady will follow you!

bingostud722 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:55:18 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

Am I the only one who feels like this story has just taken a total nosedive from the first couple entries?..

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:35 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

It seems like decades and generations worth in harassment and fuss for what ultimately goes to you taking an orange. For better or worse, take the orange.

[deleted] ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 03:00:57 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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istalkyurmom ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:37:32 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

OoOoo, someone feels high and mighty pointing out errors.

DillenG420 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:12:01 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

What is this? Nook: Creepy Corner? The fact that you read and understand it should be good enough. Don't eat dinner and complain about the tablecloth design.

drew3337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:33 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

You don't belong here.

esini ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:45:22 on February 11, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

http://i.imgur.com/Clkcv.png

JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE.

AussieChick13 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:36:11 on February 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

A bit weird that my birthday is on the 13 of February, I'm 15, and my first, middle and last name all have 6 letters in them making 666 but no connection here :)

SmellyIndian ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:38 on March 13, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Dude im Serb, and serbs dont like bosnians or croations ever since the whole yugoslavian incident but i sincerely hope everything works out for u and ur gf.

[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 13:38:09 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

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zap12341 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:56 on October 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)

your obviously new here... read the sidebar

Holy_Sungaal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:39 on February 13, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Ok, Iโ€™m reading this on February 13, 2022, 30 years after baptism. Creepy.