๐๏ธ inaaace ยท 3270 points ยท Posted at 00:23:02 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Okay guys, before I begin, I gotta give you a fair warning. This story is absolutely true unfortunately. It is also very long. It goes back to my childhood, but it wasnโt as terrifying until very recently. Now I am completely lost in fear. I am an adult man, logical and intelligent (or Iโd like to believe so) sitting in my bed, scared shitless right now, goosebumps all over my body and tears of horror in my eyes. I ask for your help in explaining this fucking horrifying thing. Caution: youโll notice that I curse quite a bit.
I want you to know that what you read from now on is the situation perceived by my mind. I like to think that I am a very rational person and I havenโt been able to explain these occurrences in any natural way.
Since my mom got a new job, she started making new friends. It is common in our country that friends come to each otherโs houses for a cup of coffee, cake, gossip and whatnot. Few weeks into her new job, my mom made friends with this woman, Rose. She would come maybe twice a week and theyโd sit around the coffee table on our balcony and just talk. One day, when I was 17, I was at the balcony with them. Iโm not sure why I was there, but knowing me, I probably ran out of internet hours (back in a day we bought internet monthly per hour in my country) and was bored as fuck. So weโre sitting there, theyโre gossiping about who knows what, and mom gets up to go get some cake she had baked recently. I remained sitting at the table with Rose and thatโs when my life changed forever. Rose was a good looking woman. She was about 5โ6โ, skinny, long black hair, pearly white teeth. Attractive woman overall. So anyways, I am sitting there with her, and she turns to me. She has this creepy grin on her face; bright red lipstick with bright white teeth underneath are just making it look more scary. Her head is moving slowly, almost as if she became a puppet. She says something in the lowest tone possible, certainly not loud enough for me to understand. โExcuse me?โ I say, still not being scared, just a bit weirded out.
โYou ready to go now?โ She said this in a voice of a child, I kid you not. Like maybe an 8 year old girl.
Grin is still there. She mustered those words through her teeth, never opening the jaw.
โWhat?โ I ask, starting to get scared.
โYou ready?โ The same thing again. Only this time, she pulls out an orange out of her purse. Thatโs it, she just took the orange out, and held it there. Didnโt offer it, didnโt eat it herself, just held the fucking thing.
At that point, I was getting scared as fuck. Thankfully, my mom came with the cake. Rose, almost as if someone pushed a button on a remote control, switched back to her normal self, putting the orange back into her purse without my mom noticing. I left the balcony creeped out, but I was 17 so I brushed it off quickly.
That night, I had trouble sleeping. My room is on the first floor and my window is at a maybe 5โ height, so I kept looking at it praying not to see some scary monster. I would turn in my bed constantly and look at the window maybe every 5 minutes. It was getting late and I started to doze off, but decided to look into the window one last time. And there she fucking was. Standing in the fucking window. Rose. Just standing, looking directly at me (moonlight was bright enough for me to see), with the same grin on her face. Lipstick was red as ever, and teeth were whither than ever. I was paralyzed with fear. I often imagined what Iโd do in situations like these, and I always had an escape plan for any hypothetical I threw at myself. But now, when this friend of my motherโs was staring at me through my window at 4am, just smiling, I was motionless. My mouth got dry, I got goosebumps (have them now as I type this), and I swear it became freezing in my room, probably just the way the body reacts to shock. I finally gathered the courage to get up. I started walking towards the door. Hear head was turning with me. Slowly. With the grin still there. Again, it was as if she were a puppet. I wanted to scream for my parents, but knowing how tense they are, I decided not to cause panic just yet. There had to be some rational explanation, right? For fuck knows what reason, I decided to walk to the window and ask her what the fuck her problem was. I made two slow steps towards it and froze. I froze because she moved. You know what her movement was? Taking the orange out of her purse. Does anyone know what the record time is for having goosebumps? Because they sure as shit arenโt going away. Anyways, after being terrified for a minute, I decide to go on. I am a big guy and figured Iโd be able to fight her off if push comes to shove. My windows pull up in order to open. I pull it open maybe some 10 inches and stop. Sheโs not moving, just holding the fucking orange and looking at me with the scariest grin youโll ever see. I stand there. She stands there. Then, she starts bending. But every move she makes is so slow, so mechanical. Sheโs bending so she can reach the open part of the window. Iโm horrified. She pushes her head through it (just enough space for her head to go through).
โYou go with me now?โ As sheโs saying that, in her 8 year old voice, her hand is making its way through the crack, holding an orange. What do I to? What youโd do. Fucking run. I run out of my room, screaming for my dad. My dad being a light sleeper, he jumps out of his bed and screams back at me asking what the hell is going on. All I can muster to say is โRoseโฆwindow.โ While dad is putting his pants on, I run back to my room, wanting Rose to be there so he can see that I am not crazy. You know how in horror movies the person you saw is gone by the time witnesses come? Yea well similar thing happened, except I caught Rose leaving. There is a house some 100 yards away from mine, and it had one of those motion activated lights (lots of crime back home). I saw the light turn on, and a glimpse of Rose disappearing behind that house. By the time dad ran into my room, she was gone. After much talking, he decided that it was just a nightmare and told me to call him only if someone physically comes into my room. โYou and your fucking imaginationโ he said walking away. Needless to say, I got exactly zero hours of sleep that night.
Nothing happened in the next few months. Rose would still come to visit my mom, but Iโd make sure I wasnโt there. Fuck that. As in every teenagerโs life, so many things were happening around me and I forgot about the Rose incident. Then one day, I was spending my afternoon browsing internet (years before Reddit unfortunately). I got pretty hungry so as any spoiled child, I yelled from my room to see if my mom would come. She didn't. Oh well tough luck, I have to go to the kitchen and make myself a sandwich. Kitchen in our house is connected to the living room, but you canโt see the living room until youโre at least in the middle of the kitchen. So I open the kitchen and walk in. I freeze. There it is, right there on the kitchen table. An orange. Immediate thought of that creepy night. Rose is here. I am still motionless in my spot. Few seconds later, I realize how stupid I am for relating a common piece of fruit to a crazy window stalker. So I walk towards the table, wanting to put the orange back in the fruit cabinet. I grab the thing and hear the voice behind me: โYou will have to come with me soon, you know.โ Childโs voice. Itโs Rose. I produce some kind of noise resembling scared pig about to get slaughtered. Lightning fast, I turn around and there she is, standing in the middle of the living room. Just standing there, same grin on her face, same lipstick on her lips, teeth white as ever. Only she started tilting her head to the left a bit, in slow motion. I remember it as if it happened yesterday: her long black hair falling down her shoulders, white summer dress, bright red shoes to match her lipstick. I forgot to mention that she was very pale. Even in the summer, she seemed to not be friends with the sun. This added to creepiness. Thereโs this woman who already scared the shit out of me once, standing alone in the middle of my living room, pale as a ghost, bright red lipstick and shoes, tilting her head to the side, speaking in childโs voice. And then, and fucking then, she takes an orange out of her purse. Takes it out slowly, and looks at me, as if she wants me to have it. Just as my self-defense mode is about to take over and I either run away or tackle the crazy bitch, my mom walks in. I know it didnโt happen, but it seemed like my mom brought the light into the room. I released a breath of relief. Rose, of course, went back to her โnormalโ self. They were about to go for a walk and my mom was getting ready in her room while she was pulling her grudge shit on me.
Since my parents wouldn't believe anything I was saying about her, I wasn't sure what to do. Only thing I could do at that age is nothing, I suppose. But I swore Iโd punch that woman should she ever come close to me again.
A year or so had passed without any incidents and I was getting ready to go to the United States to study in college. Since I was going to play basketball there, I had to prepare for it. I spent summer away from home, working out in a training camp in a town about 40 miles from my city. During the last night of the camp, the last incident happened. My roommate had left the camp the day before and I had the room to myself. I was very excited about going to America in few days and had trouble sleeping. My room had a beautiful balcony (I was on the third floor of a hotel). Since it was warm, I decided to sit in the chair on the balcony for a while. I walked out, sat down, and immediately regretted it.
โIt is really time to come now.โ
I nearly shit myself. I mean, itโs been a while since I last heard that voice, but something like that stays with you forever. I turned my head to the right, and Rose was standing on the fence of a balcony of the room next to mine. Mind you, not standing on the balcony, or sitting at the table, but standing on the fence. How she was balancing I donโt know. Balcony was at least 50 feet from the ground. And she was holding the orange. Fucking orange. Only this time, orange seemed to have been somewhat rotten, not nearly as bright as the first three times. I was scared that she would attempt to jump over to my balcony, as there was only few feet distance between them. I was also scared sheโd die in attempt to do so and Iโd be blamed somehow. I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
โIt really is time, you know.โ She said it in that child like voice, never opening her jaw, her teeth forever clenched together, and lipstick the color of fresh blood. She seemed even paler this time, and her head was tilted to the left even more. She wore red shoes.
โWhat the fuck do you want from me?โ I screamed in desperation, angry that this woman is causing me so much distress, but also hoping that someone would hear me and come witness this crazy bitchโs harassment.
โI only want you to go where you belong.โ She said that, and again, never opened her teeth. She only sprang her hand more towards me, almost offering me that semi rotten orange.
โFuck you, you crazy bitch.โ I opened the door of my room, and as I was walking in, I heard: โYou will come.โ
I slammed the door, deciding this woman was schizophrenic. I would've probably flipped out more, but I was leaving the continent in few days, at which point I was safe. Wrong.
I know I have a wall of fucking text but this is the shortest version of these creepy events. I came to the US, and have been here for 7 years now. I forgot about the incidents and went on with my life. Only time I ever thought about Rose was when talking to my mom who said that since I left, her friendship with the crazy bitch fell apart. I was glad. Last 7 years were the best of my life. I got bachelorโs and masterโs degrees, I got a wonderful girlfriend, you know, lifeโs good, man. But then. But fucking then. I am a big technology geek, and I love Apple (donโt shoot me down for this please). So, it was Last Friday, September 21st, the release of iPhone 5. I am in front of the store with about 50 other people. I am maybe 15th in line. Itโs raining. Itโs cold. Iโve been there for about 4 hours now. Doors finally open. We start moving in slowly. I look across the street and instantly stop. People run into my back, I can hear complaining. But itโs all bouncing off of me. Across the street, I see a woman in a white dress, head tilted, holding something orange-ish. Grin on her face. Lipstick so bright red, I can see it from across the street. I canโt move. Someone from far in the back pushes, causing me to fall. While I gather myself, I see the woman disappearing behind the corner. I remain sitting on the ground. It was Rose. It was her, I swear. I sit there for few minutes, get myself together, and walk in the store. No phones left. I decide to walk across the street. And there it was. At the place where she was standing now only sits a mushed, terribly rotten orange. Thatโs it. Just a rotten orange. I started crying. All memories came back. I thought that my whole life would constitute of being stalked by some maniac. And how did she find me anyways? I spent next few hours in a nearby coffee shop, drinking tea and reasoning how this could be logically possible. I kept no secret from my friends and family about my whereabouts. Did she stalk my Facebook? My friends? Did she travel here to harm me? What the fuck is her deal? Answering no questions I asked myself, I went home, deciding to keep it all to myself. My girlfriend noticed something was wrong with me for the next few days, but didnโt push it. I figured it was all a fluke, my mind playing tricks because I was up all night before that morning. Plus, it was raining. How could I see that well? And that orange, well that was just a coincidence. I convinced myself that I was just making it all up.
So today, a letter came. I get a lot of mail, so itโs not that out of the ordinary. But there was this envelope with no return address. I opened it and was immediately shocked. I was holding a Polaroid picture. In it, there was me, standing in line in front of the store last Friday. Only the picture was taken by a person behind me. It was taken at the moment I was looking across the street. I can tell because I could see the horror on my face. On the back of the photo, there were few words written with a black pen:
โyou come with me, NOW.โ
I dropped the picture and started crying like a baby. Like really crying my ass off. My girlfriend found me in our room, curled up on bed, still crying. She was terrified that maybe someone close to us had died, as sheโs never seen me let a single tear before. I had to tell her. I started telling her the story, leaving most details out, so I can get to the point quicker. As I was talking, she was getting more and more pale. She never said a word. I finished my story and she was pale as ghost, not moving. Then she asked. She asked a fucking question that honestly caused me to almost faint. She said: โThis woman, did she happen, to... um, hold an orange?โ I froze, she started crying like I've never seen her cry before.
We had a long talk that night, and her story would require another wall of text. Honestly, I am fucking tired from typing this much and am pretty sure nobody will be willing to read this much. I am also lost. Terrified. Confused. But if someone does read this, Iโll write the rest. Iโll write in hope that someone can offer a solution, and an answer maybe. Currently, we are both scared as fuck, not knowing what to do next. Police is an option, but what do we tell them? I donโt know man, I am fucking scared for mine and her well being. Help me.
Update: Well guys, shit. Don't know what to tell you. It happened again today. Except I didn't see her. Let me give you a quick rundown of events:
9:00 am - I go to the local police station with my girlfriend. We tell them all that we know and show them the Polaroid. Although quite friendly, they say they really can't do much other than maybe file a restraining order against the person who probably (their words) isn't even in the country. They think I mistook her for someone else and the picture, well they said it was probably a prank. They did take the photo and open a file about it, just in case it escalates. It did.
1:00 pm - We arrived in town where I saw her. Went to the location, there was nothing there. Don't know what the hell I expected anyways. We stayed there for a while.
6:30 pm - Arriving home. Front door of the house is open, but this is not uncommon as we live with 5 other roommates. We go upstairs to our room. Our room is open. That is unheard of as we always make sure we lock it. And our landlord is the only other person who has the key. I yell asking if someone is there, no response. Also, no roommates are in the house, it seems. We walk in. We freeze. Our room is decently small, constitutes of two queen size beds put together and a little dresser and that's about it. So what did we see? Pillows are all on our dresser. Towels on the bed.Our sheet is taken off the bed and put on the floor. It is spread out. In the center of it is an orange cut in two halves with a little peel next to it. My laptop is facing the door and is playing the same song on repeat. My laptop was turned off before I left and was also password protected. The song playing is my favorite from childhood, "Africa" by Toto. My desktop background was changed to one picture from my childhood that I didn't even have in the computer.
7:00 pm - We call the police, they arrive 15 minutes later. I take about 5 pics of the mess just before they come. They say they'll start an investigation, but claim that it's still not "serious enough" for fingerprints and stuff.
8:30 pm - They leave and tell us to call should anything happen again, and also advise us to stay with friends if possible.
We spent next few hours just talking, man. Trying to figure it out. We're exhausted both mentally and physically. I am going to Skype with my mom tomorrow and see if she knows anything. I will type up my gf's story tonight, but may post it in the morning if I don't finish it all in time. I will include photos I took, I promise you that much.
Holy fuck, this shit is happening to me.
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[1]2013 UPDATE
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momzill ยท 513 points ยท Posted at 09:16:34 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some day, some where, someone is innocently going to offer me an orange and will get physically assaulted for it.
GOthee ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 14:56:49 on October 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, thanks. I prefer Apple.
[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 11:13:41 on March 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Just hijacking your comment to keep the comments alive.
grammar_corrector_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:26:25 on June 10, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Grammar is correct.
Caesar321 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:10 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So is yours.
grammar_corrector_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:30:27 on July 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
Caesar321 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:51:47 on July 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:39:36 on July 11, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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DaedalusMinion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:33 on July 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You too. :D
_Thai_Fighter_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:38 on August 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What's going on over here?
DaedalusMinion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:37 on August 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Just continuing the thread haha.
_Thai_Fighter_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:07:30 on August 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Does it actually prevent the comments from closing?
DaedalusMinion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:09:51 on August 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. You cannot create a new comment on this thread because it has been archived but you can reply to comments made within the specified timeframe.
_Thai_Fighter_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:13 on August 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, thanks for the info.
adsdv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:12 on August 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
hey.
x_insertnamehere_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:37 on August 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
hi!
MrSkizz182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:45 on September 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Whazzuuupp
synzian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:47 on September 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Whazzuuupp
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:43 on September 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Just doing my part
nightsky555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:02 on October 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Good job
adsdv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:58 on October 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
you too
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:02 on November 15, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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mahkimahk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:28 on December 22, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well this sis strange but kinda cool
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:19 on December 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Protostorm216 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:28 on January 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some sort of thread lich given power by citrus fruits.
mahkimahk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:53 on December 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This thread must go on longer than reddit itself!
hmph_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:33 on January 27, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm here to help. Remain calm.
mahkimahk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:13 on March 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Let's keep it going as long as possible
VinylCyril ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:43 on January 18, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it does. You can reply to anything that is less than six months old. Legend has it there's a discussion in askscience that's been going on for years.
linknmike ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:07:33 on July 10, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Good to know.
MrBarryThor12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:21 on July 31, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Me too
rpggguy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:01 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer some peaches.
funnymanfx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:56 on January 15, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
Caudata ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:37:02 on January 10, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is old.
I've heard of people avoiding fruits and veggies, but damn op and you take it to a whole other level.
natetan ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 06:02:09 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok 2nd comment. Oranges are related to 'succubus''. In lore they are said to have smelled of orange scent. Looking more into it, oranges seem to be related to this succubus thing.
I don't believe in that crap, but interesting nonetheless.
HolaPinchePuto ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:45:22 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But if it is one then why would it bother OP's GF, if she's not a man?
natetan ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 08:08:34 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"for a devoted succubus can be prone to fits of extreme jealousy"
OmegaX123 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:29:01 on November 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just discovering this story, and therefore this comment, now, but: Succubi and Incubi (the male equivalent who preys on females) are often said to be the same being. Don't know why it would bother OP's GF in female form though, unless OP's GF is bi or something...
idaydream ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:38:15 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have heard from conjecture that fapping can create/feed a succubus. Not really looking to scare you though, you're going to be lead on goose chases about this whole story.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:36:02 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why but this kind of cracked me up. "You fapped to her?! You've really done it now, man..."
idaydream ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:33:10 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol I didn't laugh about it until you pointed out the lulz. Leave it to Eris ;D
MarkEffingHoffman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:11 on October 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I cannot imagine a better death than one delivered at the hands of one hot succubus.
bachalachalach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:24 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My apologies, what is a succubus? I've heard the term before somewhere...thanks :)
natetan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:18:39 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know exact details but basically a succubbus is a female demon or evil entity that seduces males until their eventual death by the hands of the succubus. Infinite is the male versions.
Orange51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:56 on November 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
._.
TheRealScrilla ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:08:47 on March 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the succubus is usually attractive?
[deleted] ยท 389 points ยท Posted at 12:27:09 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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daniece31 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:05:03 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you have no idea! :0
[deleted] ยท 172 points ยท Posted at 00:54:03 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 01:25:40 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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sophieneveu ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 11:36:39 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly! We always read :)
[deleted] ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 05:19:48 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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I_AM_ROSE ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 04:22:09 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S TIME TO COME, NOW
LonePotato ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:53:49 on November 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. You win.
Brookseth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:57:02 on November 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you you crazy bitch, I don't fucking like oranges!!!!
daisnny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:45 on November 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
O_O
zksatl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:47 on December 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This terrifies me.
TheTrapEmperor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:25 on December 31, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
christ, this is scary
GodComplexGuy ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 14:45:01 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My advice is next time you see her, smack that bitch with a baseball bat.
unnecessarybombast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:22 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJgQWyFRZmw
pocoloca ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 13:51:12 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know much about the supernatural, but in case she attacks you with the orange...
Uhurugu ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 21:41:14 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
A couple of points, WALL'O'TEXT Edition:
*Whether natural or supernatural, you have something which Rose wants (your consent to go with her, which she seems to associate with the orange).
*She does not seem able to get this without your consent. Do not do anything that might be construed as consent.
*This powerlessness should be a comfort to you. Be aware, however, that in the case that she is supernatural, getting your consent may be a preferred goal, and that harming you more directly is a secondary. We're not out of the woods by any means.
*Should an opportunity such as the one at the window arise again (i.e., you are in no physical danger, barring supernatural activity), you should use this advantage to sound her out. Attempt to discover her motives. For example, if she tells you to come with her, answer with "Perhaps. Why should I?" (Do not, in the course of this, agree to come with her, or make any motion that might be seen as accepting the orange.) Anything you can learn is valuable. Additionally, in the case that she is human, this carries no risk; in the case that she is supernatural and can harm you (unlikely, based on her previous actions (feigned normality, fleeing)), you are not exposing yourself to any additional risk, beyond the fact that you are extending the time of your contact with her.
*Try not to lose your cool in front of her. Don't give her what she wants. A calm exterior is also helpful to the sort of questioning described in the previous bullet point.
*Tell. People. The police, and also your family. The more people that know, the more perspectives there are to make sense of this shitstorm.
Bottom Line:
Regardless of whether or not she's supernatural (or whether there is a supernatural), there are two main values in this scenario: Information and Security. Any time you are in contact with her, your personal Security is compromised. It does not become more compromised by probing her as to her motives, unless you say or do something which she can see as consent. Therefore, the next time you contact her, attempt to maximise Information. You're not losing any additional security. In the meantime, one way to increase you and your girlfriend's security is through alerting the people close to you, and the police. Good luck.
DuosTesticulosHabet ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 22:34:49 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Rose is obviously a dentist. You probably don't get enough vitamin C (hence why she offers you oranges and she has such nice teeth). The real problem here is that you have scurvy and you keep missing your dental appointments. GO WITH HER AND GET YOUR MOUTH FIXED.
Also, you're a pirate. Arrrrr.
Khazemi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:55 on November 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pirates are in this year. Maybe that's why he doesn't want his teeth fixed.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:55 on October 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow....:p
Beklaktuar ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 22:20:26 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well orange you glad your girlfriend doesnt think your crazy because she had the same thing happen to her.
Rion96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:46 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
his crazy?
Beklaktuar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:44 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I mean "you're".
Vwhdfd ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:42:28 on October 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The annoying orange: the movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:29 on October 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was waiting for someone to say that.
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Rbj117 ยท 385 points ยท Posted at 19:26:44 on March 10, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT THE FUCK DID THESE COMMENTS SAY?!?
Dylando ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 06:50:35 on March 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
http://puu.sh/2pZzH That's what they say. You should get the RES addon if you have Chrome, it's very useful
EDIT: My bad, I used uneditreddit, and I completely forgot that I had it enabled. RES is still nice, though
noseonarug17 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:48:55 on April 22, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that uneditreddit? RES doesn't show deleted comments, unless I'm doing something wrong...
Dylando ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:14:02 on April 22, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Edited the comment, thanks for spotting it out!
MonsterCat4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:04 on March 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks man.
Dinkydoo1875 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:05:55 on June 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
An absolutely fantastic way to market a book?
Just saying: tell a scary story, pass it off as first hand experience, promise more details, don't deliver on said details, advertise your book.
Genius!
NintendoDestroyer89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:33 on March 11, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Looking at it now. No fucking idea.
snapple_- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:37:15 on March 12, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
RIGHT? WHAT THE FUCK
currently_incognito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:58 on April 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Lt_gatos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:30 on April 4, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
.___. Right?
SebberRulez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:49 on April 11, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think theres a chrome extension for that
no_ta_ching ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:02:28 on March 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 00:06:36 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AMA Request: Rose.
fireysaje ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:41:15 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think r/nosleep needs a feature where you can subscribe to a user.
FatHouseWife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:16 on November 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just save the post so I can find it easily and link to the OP's posts to see if they've done anything new.
fireysaje ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:55 on November 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I do that too but I always end up forgetting to check back :/
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soulkitchennnn ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 05:37:09 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should really x-post to /r/letsnotmeet, they would love this.
First of all, find out as much as you can about her from your mom.
As far as what else to do, I can't really say without knowing your girlfriends story, whether she is paranormal or crazy (psych major and believer). I can, however, give you a single piece of advice that I find myself giving to a lot of people. But I think it would be beneficial if someone would listen to me. Get a fucking guard dog, dude. Not a Rottweiler or a German shepherd. A crazy person could easily murder one. You need a molossoid breed of guard dog, like a fila brasilerio, or a caucasian ovcharka. These dogs are massive and extremely protective. I'd best recommend an ovcharka, as they have the stopping power of a .45 bullet and will not ever fail to alert you when there is an intruder. The ovcharka will know if you feel threatened, and take action accordingly. If this crazy woman knows where you live, a molossoid guard dog will provide you with better protection than a gun. She would not be able to try and hurt you. A dog of that size would be able to knock down a locked door or bust through a window. And it would do it, too. JUST SAYIN. Maybe you'll be the first to consider my advice.
DMLydian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:24:08 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here's an Ovcharka breeder if OP lives near Maine: http://www.breederinfocenter.com/index.php?a_id=20120617123718
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 06:25:25 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuck he big dogs. Get the scariest of them all... the weiner dog.
SaintKairu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:22:00 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Heck to the no. Basset Hounds. Basically a fat wiener dog, and it could just lay on the bitch and kill her.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:17:07 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Best. Advice. EVER!!!! Take this advice, OP! Seriously!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:41:46 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently, they are literally used to hunt bears, which is weird considering the fuckers are half-bear, half-Death incarnate.
soulkitchennnn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:08 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha yes! I myself plan to own one of those guys in the next few years when I move. Too much time on /letsnotmeet.
Space_Bungalow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:57:50 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He should get a chihuahua or some "rodent little shit", as my Psych teacher calls them. It'll be barking before she even appears
reverly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:25 on October 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, love your post; looked those dogs up, and my god, are they huge
soulkitchennnn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:14 on October 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They have no maximum size. Pretty awesome dog to have, especially if you and your home need protection.
reverly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:34 on October 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it easy for them to turn on you if you don't know how to train them? Looked them up in curiosity and it said they're pretty aggressive and need to be well trained
soulkitchennnn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:23:15 on October 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They know who their owners are and maintain their loyalty to their owners and nothing, or no one else if not properly socialized. They seem to have the independence of a cat, in the sense that it is rather useless teaching them tricks. They are very serious, and extremely intelligent.
If disciplined appropriately and consistently, and is taken out regularly from puppyhood to be interacting with people, it will follow its owner's lead in social situations. If one acquaints a well trained ovcharka, you will notice that it will be wary of you at first, and do nothing unless its owner is under distress. It also helps if this dog has other animals to protect, too, and a decent range to do so in, because they are working dogs and flock guardians. This, along with very extensive socialization, helps the dog to distinguish on its own throughout its maturing time, what is appropriate to perceive as a threat. This dog will eat anything that puts its family in danger.
But it's not all bad. As long as they're socialized, they can be the perfect pet. They're extremely loyal to their family. You could likely trust an ovcharka to be around your children, but don't be alarmed that the dog will get between children to protect them from each other. You could literally trust this dog with yours and your family's lives. It will not let its household be in danger.
When choosing a dog like this, it's very important to thoroughly check out your breeder, meet the parents, and pick a dog with an aggression level that suits your lifestyle. If you live in the city, get another dog, because this one needs some range and is very large, barks very loudly, and can appear to be very intimidating. If you live where there's bears eating your chickens, you need a high aggression dog. If you live where there are mountain lions and need a flock guardian, you need a mid aggression. If the breeder doesn't know how to test aggression, and doesn't do it by the time pups are a few days old, you have no clue what you're in for.
I could preach for days about the importance of being a good pet owner, but it's really not rocket science. Yes, raising an ovcharka is very mentally demanding, you have to be very good at 'reading signals' and feeling empathy with your pets to be able to keep one, because while the likelihood of it attacking you is small (only if it's abused, but lol good luck with that), the dog is absolutely massive and far more powerful than yourself. The relationship between an ovcharka and its owner has to be very emotionally in tune, if that makes sense.
reverly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:38 on October 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's very interesting! I guess that explains why I've never seen that breed around where I've lived; they sound amazing, lol
soulkitchennnn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:31:04 on October 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Most people have never heard of them, they aren't very common. You really have to know your shit to own one of those guys.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:26 on October 31, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It might actually be a bit more reasonable for OP to look into getting a Doberman. They're not as uncommon as the Ovcharka, and they're specifically bred to be guard dogs. It also is worth mentioning they are the ninth most intelligent dog breed in the world. They were bred to be agile, loyal, and potentially highly agressive.
A German Shepherd would do, too, I think - they're not as easy to kill as you'd believe. I used to have three, and no dog protected me as well as they did. One of them even protected me from my own mother on occasions - and my mother was her official owner. They're fearless, intelligent, and positively frightening when they see their owners in danger. They're actually rated the third most intelligent dog breed in the world, so they're not too difficult to train if you have some experience. They also become fiercely loyal and protective - one of my German Shepherds used to herd me into corners and then not allow anyone else to get close to me.
At any rate, your advice seems the most solid - a guard dog could also serve as a therapy dog for the OP and his girlfriend. It might take the stress off them to have a loyal dog they could pet and take for walks. I shall provide a link to a page discussing the top 10 "best" guard dogs (I'm sure what makes a good guard dog is a matter of opinion, after all...):
http://www.petmedsonline.org/top-10-best-guard-dog-breeds.html
acauseforconcern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:55 on November 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
cane corso - best guard dog
Liquidator47 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:59:54 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Evening man. I am fully commited to helping you solve this problem. Get in touch.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:12:58 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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applesnsmoke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:25:52 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tell the whole story - your girlfriend's side too! - and folks would be able to help more...
sikeston ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:48:32 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe she saw you on ESPN and that's how she knew where to find you. Also, the orange often symbolizes death; take for example the Godfather films.
ETNxMARU ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 04:04:02 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Death? Well.. thats not good..
MayitBe ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:22:27 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where else does the orange symbolize death? So far I've only seen that it represents life, health, fortune, etc.
sikeston ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:33:12 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Search for blood oranges in Italian and Sicilian cultures.
1nfiniteJest ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:12:25 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Sopranos - In the first season, when Junior hires the two black guys to kill tony, he had just purchased a bottle of OJ at the news stand. -Spoilers- Breaking Bad - When Ted was assaulted by the carpet, a bowl of oranges was knocked over and landed on top of him. Turned out to be another one of Gilligan's false foreshadowing mindfuckery.
RobotFistingMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:03 on November 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well life can also connect to the whole "come with me" thing Rose is on about since if he goes with her he'll start a new life probably.
NintendoDestroyer89 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:22:27 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I consider you all knowledgeable for that observation.
rum_rum ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 04:07:34 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ok, logically you have to assume she had an assistant, or she wouldn't have the photo. You're not dealing with a person, you're dealing with a group, which ups the ante a bit, since you don't know anything about the person who took your picture. Speaking of that picture, DON'T lose it. Make some copies and put the original in a safe. It's your only physical link to this incident so far, and it's evidence you're being stalked. It's probably too late to try lifting any fingerprints from it, but the thought crosses my mind.
If you can afford it, hire a PI to track her down and keep tabs on her. Stalkers are some of their stock-in-trade, and they can be pretty good at that.
DJRES ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:09:11 on October 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
polaroid film cartridges don't exist anymore. Manufacturing of it stopped a year or two ago.
Scruffy1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:02 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, there's a company called the Impossible Project that reproduces old school polaroid film and has been for a while now.
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rum_rum ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:01:06 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This so far seems to have all the hallmarks of a wacky cult.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:38:21 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hang in their man don't let this bitch ruin your life.
b-rat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:45:13 on October 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I suggest getting a cat.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:04:38 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: Your girlfriend is the stalker
Anzell ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:46:07 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: He's mom took the picture
[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 11:16:37 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
BUT WHO IS ORANGE!?
WannabeCupquake ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 08:45:28 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: He's in an insane asylum and it's all in his imagination.
Ironyz ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 10:47:47 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: His mom is the insane asylum.
phillydwg18 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 13:47:29 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: his mom is orange
cruncheweezy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:03:28 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Written and directed by M. Night. Shymalan.
TwinSpirit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:23 on December 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS INSANE ASYLUM?!
Sneak4000 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:32:06 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: He is an aborted fetus
jamescagney ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:04:57 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: Like we did last summer
rignator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:54:28 on October 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: orange slice into vodka glass
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:44:39 on October 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist:her orange is the annoying orange
C00KIEG0D ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:25:41 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: The orange is the stalker!
Wolfgang-taco ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:03:35 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: I am the orange!
acauseforconcern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:56 on November 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: his mom is Snookie (orange)
bigbadyeti ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:52:42 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: The stalker is the Chinese gymnastics team recruiter and she wants you. How else would she speak like an 8 year old and have amazing balance?
Exterrobang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:19 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: All of reddit and the users of it, are figments of OP's imagination.
Anzell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:57 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: He's real name is Jack and he doesn't remember.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:56:52 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twist: this story is a cake, and its a lie
KatietheRat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:47 on November 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i has questions. and you don't have to answer them but if you do it might help you get a different perspective on what to do? why was your mom friends with her? what did she say she did to your mom? how old does she appear in every instance? and did your mother ever talk with her extensively about you or, your father?? and does your father remember her at all? again no pressure to actually respond to me but this info may help you find out what is going on.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:20:25 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Buy a gun. Really. Move to Texas for some months, shoot her if she ever creeps up on you again. I dont even know how you dont have x amount of knifes near you right now.
yaosioan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:32:12 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Go to the police.
luciddreamer12 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:26:57 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yea our way is fire
ELTepes ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:37:59 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also lines of salt
herderp345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:55 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And iron. Lots of iron weapons
SaltIsTheSolution ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:34:17 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or lines of cocaine.
NintendoDestroyer89 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 05:23:57 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Booooo. That's not the r/nosleep way!
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WeAreTheStorm ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:04:15 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He has no obligation to show you the Polaroid. Remember, you're supposed to pretend this is true, not demand truth.
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 05:31:43 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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astrodog88 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:48:30 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I had a rotten orange, I would throw it at you.
joshkitty ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 04:35:11 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this
TranSkyrim ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:50:05 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
downvoted because 1.Reddiquette and 2.dont demand the truth.
Purplerules ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:42 on October 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you upload the picture?
pixelbits ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 07:10:16 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a to-do list for you.
Go to the police.
Ask your mom for more info about Rose (how specifically did they meet, where she's from, why their friendship suddenly crumpled, etc.)
Make copies of the polaroid, and store the original in a safe place.
Burn white sage in your home.
Bury quartz crystals around the perimeter of your home.
Get your girlfriend's side of the story and post it here.
Seek the advice of a Priest or a Rabbi. Have them bless your home.
Go to a psychiatrist to get you and your girlfriend's mental health checked out.
Don't be alone. Not even with your girlfriend. Be with large groups of 3 or more people as much as possible. Spend the night or two at a friend's until this whole thing gets sorted out.
Get a guard dog to watch your property and look out for you. A Caucasian Ovcharka or a Fila Brasilerio is a good choice.
mellowtunes ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 11:20:06 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
some great advice - hope you're on hand if I have a problem
knight1to1 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:42:08 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who you gonna call? Pixelbits.
jamescagney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:33 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Burning white sage is always good advice.
SaltIsTheSolution ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:50:34 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or you could just tackle the crazy bitch and drag her to the curb to stomp her face in.
AsuraLotus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:29 on December 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with Pixle here. Now I'm not saying that this is a ghost situation but from what I've read so far and if it really is true as you say it, then you need the help of a monk or a priest to stop this curse. Because throughout all of your event and (as I read in one of your comments) her events which lead up to be fairly closely related then you both are being haunted by the same thing and it WILL kill you if you don't take care of it soon. Depending on the power of this curse it takes a seriously dedicated priest to purify you of this. Just don't give in or else you WILL NOT COME BACK ALIVE. I've dealt with a situation like this before I know your not going to believe me, but just please try to do what Me and Pixel are saying. I'd rather not have you killed because of this 'Rose' or whoever she really is.
applesnsmoke ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:31:52 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
he has his gf's side of the story. he just hasn't posted it yet... that or the photo he got sent in the mail of him on line with the writing on the back. both would be a significant help.............
InJhWeTrust ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:34 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't see how advice from people that base their entire lives on fairy tales will help
natetan ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:43:04 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit. I never get spooked. Currently working a grave yard shift at a juvenile denention center. I am now having intense anxiety doing roomchecks in the dark hallways/rooms.
dolphinschick ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:34:55 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe no one has said this. If it wasn't for that bitch, you would have yourself a shiny iPhone 5. Another one of the ways she has fucked with your life.
reddit_somewhere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:19 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps she works for google maps and is secretly saving him...
Wendys_frys ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:19:08 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
IPhone 5 kinda sucks though.
cvibrant ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:29:59 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would start by asking your mother if she knew what became of Rose and then tell the story and try showing the photograph. It would be a start anyway..
Skip_Town ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:06:23 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Preposterous. Who drinks tea in a coffee shop?
[deleted] ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 04:18:12 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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arghnard ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:00:30 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Should be. Bananas are technically more dangerous than oranges.
ohtthatsnice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:45 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this. Have an upjoke.
ELTepes ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:02:13 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good and bad news I'm afraid. The escalation is a key feature here. If you're dealing with a mundane threat, the escalation is a bad thing. Violence may follow.
If the threat is supernatural, the escalation is a bit better sign. It means this thing is getting desperate for you to take this orange. Do not, under any circumstance accept it. Don't even touch it. Once you accept it, this will end badly for you.
As far as what you're dealing with; I have no clue. Unfortunately, there seems to be a lot of entities that refuse to be categorized. Good luck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:35 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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ELTepes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:02:44 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to hazard a guess that you have no idea what voodoo is. And, you're in the wrong subreddit to be bitching about talk of ghosts.
Furthermore, how many crazy old ladies do you know have the resources to stalk across international waters?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:49 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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ELTepes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:26:57 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe dozens;Maybe none. That's the fun of this subreddit, who's rules you need to read.
mushpuppy ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 03:42:14 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you are the intended victim of a citrus conspiracy.
Philippeisme ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:06:26 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like where this is going
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:53:03 on October 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Citrus conspiracy...haha
DrAquafresh793 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:52:57 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I need to know what is up with this woman and her fetish of fruit!
Wadate ยท 280 points ยท Posted at 01:44:50 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can help.
I need your girlfriend's story.
PM me.
Police can't help.
[deleted] ยท 492 points ยท Posted at 01:57:57 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seems legit.
Wadate ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 02:03:11 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Andycoates, I have an excellent idea of what's going on.
maXkilleR108 ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 02:20:00 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This woman doesn't have enough sense to replace her orange with a fresh one, that's what is going on.
mushpuppy ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 03:42:54 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe she's just a generous person with OCD.
Skylarity ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 04:16:49 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Come with me to orange store. Much better than iPhone 5.
Dark_Spade ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 08:49:51 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oPhone
[deleted] ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 04:24:26 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
orange...Orange mobiles...
SHE'S A CRAZY ANDROID LADY.
witch-moon ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:48:17 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Android would be lime.
[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 05:49:27 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, you're missing the point. There's a mobile handset retailer called Orange in Europe. Like AT&T in the US.
witch-moon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:25:15 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"She's a crazy Android lady." Android guy is green, so lime...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:48:31 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, lime would be a spider.
chrissycapstick ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:47:11 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I kinda would like to know what your idea is as well.
doscryb ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:08:34 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well now I want to know too. Please share.
Wadate ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 03:20:39 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I'd like to start off by stating that I have never gotten such an amount of curiosity about something, which is why I am reluctant to state that I am not sure whether this is a possessed human, an actual spirit or some asylum escapee. Because of this, I cannot recommend my usual "set it on fire" method, which works remarkably well in the right cases. You can tell if setting it on fire was the right choice if the creature turns into ashes almost right away and leaves a small relic of itself. If it screams/thrashes, takes a while to burn, leaves a body and no relic, you're a murderer. But enough rambling.
If it's a possessed human - Exorcism, or set it on fire.
If it's a spirit - Set it on fire, and then take the remaining portion (ashes + relic) and bury it in a heavy metal box, secured properly, as deep as possible. 5 feet is not deep enough.
If it's an escaped lunatic - Call 911 or set it on fire.
I hope this clears everything up, if you need any further help or have details to provide, contact me.
Legal disclaimer: Any advice you follow from this comment is the responsibility of the person following the advice, and all risks associated with the advice provided are of no liability to the Commenter, hereby referred to as Wadate, and any damage taken from following this advice is of no liability to Wadate. By following this advice, you agree to absolve Wadate of any legal liabilities and agree to not pursue further damages or a lawsuit and that you understand all risks inherent in this advice. You understand that this disclaimer may be modified at any time without notice.
I hope that disclaimer was broad enough.
IAMNAL
[deleted] ยท 165 points ยท Posted at 09:52:26 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tl;dr: whatever she is, set her on fire.
1C3M4Nz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:26:46 on November 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why I read it as IAMANAL.
KillaPeas ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:00:41 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're just making me want to know more!
Wadate ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:09:44 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reply added.
doscryb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:02 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is that why you deleted?
MayitBe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:31:23 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something like this you can't just blurt out to everyone. Wadate has their reasons for not sharing their plan and asking for a PM rather than discussing it here was a smart move. Whatever they have in mind, it's not your problem, so it's not your business. If this thing is dangerous, then it's best to keep others out of the loop and out of harm.
andycoates ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:26:18 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Share? Pretty Please?
soulkitchennnn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:37:42 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pray tell
imnotwitty ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 13:22:16 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try, Rose
arghnard ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 08:56:52 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Calvin? Pepper? PROTECT CASEY, YOU COWARDLY FUCKS!
[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 06:14:59 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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eagledick ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 19:27:50 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, YOU TYPE NOW!
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 13:28:25 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slow down buddy, first show up your preferred piece of creepy fruit.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:47 on November 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this was a month ago, where it at????????????
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:32 on November 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:00 on November 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh sorry :)
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 05:13:54 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Wadate ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:14:10 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wadate is the Observer.
Observer !!mSKgxMxteD6
andycoates ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:54:35 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what's going on?
EM12 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 03:14:29 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wut ?
ELTepes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:48 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've only done this once before
Safety not guaranteed.
greendabre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:13 on November 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you Dave? Or is it John?
JackMike16 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 10:04:19 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, and while you're at it, why not give him her phone number, maybe a picture of her tits? lol.
greenchrissy ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:37:23 on October 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I guess you don't masturbate with her in mind anymore.
girlfrodo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:43:09 on December 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My thoughts exactly, about halfway through the story. And then I got really scared, and now I'm at your comment and want to thank you for reminding me of a more innocent time (about 4 minutes ago) when I wasn't terrified of Rose and her orange.
timespaceunicorns ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:16:00 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what does it all mean?!
ThatOneChick212 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:58:29 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't wait to hear what your girlfriend knows! Does she know the lady too??
BimmerMercy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:33:09 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like you're in a David Lynch movie
PinkBirdtron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:08 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For real.
Gorgyworgy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:07:57 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
was waiting for you to fuck her in your own house at the beginning of the story. have you never had an actual conversation with this person? or has she only ever said what you're telling us
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staticxcyanide ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:24 on October 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe your the first person to say this. Well that I've seen. It's what I've been thinking throughout the entire story.
ggg730 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 03:07:08 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you happen to have blonde hair? Are you stronger than average? Anything strange happen to you when you were a baby? I don't know if I can be of much help but I can maybe shed some light on your situation if you have these attributes. In any case I would say keep something pointy and iron around. Things like that hate iron. If iron doesn't help use salt and burn some sage. Good luck mate.
[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 06:28:54 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Arw you saying he is Hercules?
ggg730 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 06:34:34 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe.
shshshshaa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:00:38 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
obviously he means yes
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:55:51 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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ggg730 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 06:08:13 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't say 100% for sure this is what is going on but read up on changelings. The baptism might be relevant.
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 06:18:54 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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momzill ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 09:02:15 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And you don't think this may be related?
FrisianDude ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:31:51 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He simply had to gather his party before venturing forth.
ggg730 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 06:24:48 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, hoping that wasn't the case. She won't harm you and actually she might feel like she is guiding you back. Unfortunately, this doesn't bode well for your gf. Strange that she was able to cross water though. Could mean any number of things, most of them not good.
themightyyool ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 09:36:58 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
From 3G's implications, though, they may suspect that you're, like mentioned, a changling, so not human, thus something like a baptism would be very...
Unpleasant.
ambernicolle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:29 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are long, complex, drawn out ways that some of these things are able to cross water. If you are referring to fair folk, which I'm assuming due to the changeling comment. The simplest way to test this would be to throw something made of iron at her.
ggg730 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:01:48 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I've been saying :)
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 13:09:19 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has to be the funniest shit I've ever read.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:43 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ever?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:43:35 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Some people believed that trolls would take unbaptized children. Once children had been baptized and therefore become part of the Church, the trolls could not take them. One belief is that trolls thought that being raised by humans was something very classy, and that they therefore wanted to give their own children a human upbringing."
From the wiki on changelings.
Welp.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:06 on October 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When you said trolls,i first thought you meant the internet troll...
CadyHeron18 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:10:56 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, so the priest stops you, only you, out of a group of children and says you can't do this for your own safety. Plus, this crazy stuff is happening to you even after you moved. The story of your baptism is probably extremely relevant to this situation.
jamescagney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:09:53 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tell us more? That sounds really interesting and could be relevant.
soulkitchennnn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:39:14 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What do you suspect? I have some of these attributes =\
ggg730 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:10:01 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you get a strange visitor like op you should be fine just know that you might not be who you think you are.
soulkitchennnn ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:27:51 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you're telling me I might be an alien I'm going to fucking cry.
ggg730 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:34:02 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alien? Nah, not alien just not human :)
soulkitchennnn ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:37:41 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good. aliens are horrifying.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:59 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're a troll.
Built to comb the forums of the internet. No, not just built. DESIGNED. Designed to make butthurt 12 year-olds scream at their computer in frustration. Designed to make admins get so frustrated that they get reduced to yelling in angrish. Designed to grief servers by mining out houses and putting lava everywhere.
Use your non-human powers wisely, my friend.
cirusClusterfuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:50 on January 8, 2022 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying she's one of The Fae?
Jahaundis ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 02:05:27 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dick drips in anticipation...
HolaPinchePuto ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 03:20:55 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I needed your comment to snap me out of the creepiness. Thank you.
Zombie1297 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:42:43 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would tell you to try to talk with her and ask where and why I am going but I'm sure I would be too scared to talk.
OLLIE363 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:50:02 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The moment i read that part about how Rose looks, i could see a woman bright red lipstick the hair and all holding a orange in the palm of her hand. Cant get it out of my head now.
Danabler42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:05 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, me too >.<
ThaBenMan ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 19:09:45 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r4nos/ Sorry I had to
pedob34r ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:15:31 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
-claps-genius.just pure genius.i was nervous then this made me laugh
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:40 on October 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
True
Platypus123 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:57:05 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this woman is becoming desperate, if you don't go with her by the time that orange rots something bad will happen, but I don't suggest going with her
Offensive_Brute ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 08:01:34 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
her orange takes like 8 years to rot. wtf.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:25:23 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's a pretty awesome orange. It's like a super fruit!
FrisianDude ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:37:21 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's McDonalds-made.
leeweechou ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:24:42 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
try taking a picture of rose?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:41 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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DrShadyBusiness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:38 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No fuck that, what if you recognize her, fuck that.
Graevon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:50 on November 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
TheReigningSupreme ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:24:48 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, fuck. That was pretty creepy. I'd say just confront her. She clearly can't HARM you, otherwise she would've done it already. She "needs you to go" somewhere. If you don't, there's nothing for her to do. And now you have someone else affected, you two can tackle this together. For safety sakes, try to have some religious relics around. I don't know what religion you are/are familiar with, but if there's anything you guys believe in that can keep you safe from malevolent deities, it can't hurt to have it around.
Mogknight23 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:07:56 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, she hasn't harmed him yet, she sounds patient, but it sounds as though things are coming to a climax. I don't know if she can cause harm, but do NOT touch the orange in any way. It's certainly a strong symbol and will likely take you away or hurt you.
ggg730 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:08:44 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The thing is if she can't hurt him then what about his GF. Maybe this is what he needs to watch out for.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:58:09 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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ggg730 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:18:21 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tell her story. Can't offer anymore help without more information. Keep iron close at hand and make sure it is pure. Cold iron is just one of those all purpose wards (as well as a damn fine thing to swing around in case of a more mundane threat).
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:20:16 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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ggg730 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:25:11 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck.
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:31:17 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The girlfriend was asleep when OP posted that comment and she hadn't yet told him her story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:22 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:20:17 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, yeah, you're right, I must've missed that. But after events like this transpire and then finding that his girlfriend has seen the woman, I think we could be patient and give him a little time to take a mental break from the situation. He said he'll keep us updated but he's also human. He just needs a little time to rest. And even if he's freaked the fuck out (which I would be, too), Rose never hurt him so there's probably not as much reason to do something and do it NOW.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:46:33 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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snumfalzumpa ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 07:01:20 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i don't believe this story to be true, but it was a good read. thanks for sharing.
dhoomz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:12 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please suspend your disbelieve elsewhere...
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:57:45 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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zap12341 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:14 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
where were you born?
๐๏ธ inaaace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:14 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bosnia.
TheReigningSupreme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:01 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck it, that shit works for some reason (in the accounts people tell, anyways). Go for it, there's no shame in pulling at straws when your life's on the line: do whatever it takes.
cptstupendous ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:12 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can accept the possibility of the supernatural and still be atheist.
dhoomz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:29:06 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How did she manage to travel with you, all the way to the US and still be a nutjob?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:32:43 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A crazy person is worlds better than an evil supernatural entity that wishes to harm you.
idaydream ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:38:50 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your family doesn't have any military background does it?
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:21:24 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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WannabeCupquake ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 08:50:08 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair black as ebony." Well it seems Snow White is stalking the OP. Edit: But if it were Snow White wouldn't she have an apple?
Caracicatrice ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:32:11 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol this is what I pictured too.
mrlego611 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 08:22:38 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I pictured this face instead....
fireinthesky7 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 08:53:04 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just about shat myself. Thanks for that.
mrlego611 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:05:03 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No problem mate.
fireinthesky7 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 09:07:55 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't help that I finished reading this story at 4 AM and then had the bright idea to scroll through the comments.
mrlego611 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:09:32 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it was a stupid move....
keonijared ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:29:51 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, 4:30 here too.
jinntakk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:53:49 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
5:53...
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pedob34r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:05:11 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3:04am.15 and alone in my house. pull up that picture and about piss myself. thanks for renewing my fear guys
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:48 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, I hate jeff
bamfsEnnui ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:26:10 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First day exploring /nosleep, I get introduced to 1000vultures Penpals stories, stealthfiction's kidnapping thing, this saga (which I need to keep reading the updates to before I go to bed,) and then you show me that... Thanks!! lol, I'm going to have to make my 16 year old daughter check that out, she'll piss herself.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:18 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, Jeff is looking mighty fine today
the17fire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:25 on October 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you. Have an upvote.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:55 on October 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats extremely scary....:0
fireinthesky7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:41 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My first thought was the ghoul from "Bedfellows".
necrons_ftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:23 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I knew it!!!!!!
Mogknight23 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:18:50 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn it, I am terrified right now, so I try to go to a happier subreddit and the first thing I see is a picture of a fucking orange in an ad. I never should have read this all alone in an empty house at midnight.
mellowtunes ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:19:16 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Midnight? Wait - what's that behind you?????
AerateMark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:22 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was truly worth the read, you magnificent sir! You're a beautiful person.
hornyhornyhippos_69 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:35:09 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a little worried now.. As I work at a Japanese restaurant with a Chinese woman (I assumed the woman from your story was Asian, since you said it took place in another story and you mentioned long black hair. And this sounds like a very Asian ghost story) named Rose... Who is constantly eating oranges, "because they're healthy". She's older now. I'd say anywhere between 40-50.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:02:47 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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hornyhornyhippos_69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:26 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
:( Nevermind then
frizzlepuff ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:41:17 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Omg, more please! What does your gf know!
cadieinwonderland ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:27:21 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, please, finish your story.
Rose__ ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:14:43 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
COME WITH ME NOW
adam62882 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:40:46 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you, Rose.
anitone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:29 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LOL
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:46 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's not even cool.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:16 on October 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:58:58 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:02 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking more along the lines of some sort of possession. But I'm not sure why shed target very specific people. I'm not so sure she's a demon or possessed as she's something different. My first question would be WHAT ARE YOU?!
fytdk0117 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:34:55 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude o.o. Your girlfriend knows this lady too??? That is crazy.... I hope you're okay man. We'd love to hear your gf's story. Some of the experts here can hopefully help!
zomgkitteh4ever ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:28:38 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was just about to eat an orange when I read your story.
edit also next time you see her, kill the orange.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:57:39 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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zomgkitteh4ever ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:30:22 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because my phone thought it should be capitalized.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:36:38 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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zomgkitteh4ever ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:37:56 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
points at phone with cane stupid communication device has bad grammar. Shame on you!
greensilk ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:11:27 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it was long, but I'd also like to read more.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:49:49 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Next time, ask her to tell you where she wants you to go. (NOTE THAT I SAID ASK HER TO TELL YOU. No one wants to be dragged into Hell by some demon lady.)
Also, out weird the weirdo. If some one ever looked into my window like that, I would laugh like a maniac with a knife in my hand, hoping they would decide to leave. For me, that might not be a good idea, though. They could have guns. Although you shouldn't have a problem. It doesn't seem possible to modify an orange to shoot bullets. If you can do that to an orange, then that is the way I want to die. Shot by an orange...
kangta164 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:47:49 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever heard of the fruit Durian? Next time she comes to you, YOU act all weird and offer her that fruit. I swear the smell of that fruit will exorcize the shit out of her.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:58:50 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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mellowtunes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:23:45 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you made me laugh out loud then
Paultimate79 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:57:24 on October 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tell us how that goes, say Hi to Rose when she appears behind your mom on cam with an orange in one hand, and a knife in the other
Gingor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:06 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to see the rest/your gfs story. Sounds intriguing.
First thoughts about the woman: Could be a succubus or a vampire. Both unlikely though, as the modus operandi doesnt really align well with either.
yaosioan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:31:36 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Vampires live in packs and they certainly don't hunt by holding a mcguffin and staring at people.
Lilrocker90 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:29:10 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that is really scary... I wish I had something to tell you, but I don't. Can I use this to make a horror movie? Please reply. Don't think I am rude, and don't care about you. I don't know what to tell you. Please reply.
rracoonn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:02:25 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's raining, loud thunder, bright lightning, my room is dark, it's 1 a.m, and my room has 3 windows. this scared the shit out of me. i would be very pleased to see and update and pictures. I am so sorry that you have had to deal with such an experience.
HolaPinchePuto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:45:53 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You live in Texas? lol
That's currently me :(
rracoonn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:51:17 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! :) and i love the rain, but while reading this story, i completely hated it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:56:59 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
West Texas?
SG4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:14:20 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
West Texas here, trying not to shit myself.
HolaPinchePuto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:06 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol Wow, I don't know why I'm so shocked about other texans here. I'm from the west south of Texas. I'm so glad it's morning now.
pugslie ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:26:58 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the scariest thing i have ever read.... Holy fuck..
AyeeYani ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:32:02 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I say you go with her. Think of all the karma!!
DJK1413 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:48:48 on October 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If her head was through my window, I'd slam that shit down on her skull.
YoungSurvivor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:34:05 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like oranges. DamnitDamnitDamnitDamnit
gratedsexscene ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:58:16 on February 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
When she reaches out her hand with the orange next time, take it quickly and take bite. Dont even peel it or think just bite into it. She will be so surprised and just stand there thinking well shit what now
jmaster12 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:57:16 on March 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe in hitting women, but I would have beat the shit out of this lady if I were you.
YumYumAznFood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:18:32 on December 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Buy a gun and shoot her fucking face off
JakeHT ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:53:41 on October 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but heres an orange take it maybe?
durianno ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:29:49 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please talk to your girlfriend and then update!
Isleepreallylate ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:20:14 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Very creepy throughout . I'm sorry man,you hang in there and don't give up.As some of the other users have said,we're all here to help you.
Ajcard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:25:38 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fucking bat horse orange shit. Dude, what you need to do is bring a weapon with you, and whenever you see her next time, CHARGE right at her and make her fall to the ground. Call for help, any help and get the police on the scene and try to get them to take her to the station so you can submit a restraining order and tell them everything you know about her. Also, tell your mother about this too. Even if you have to, change your name and your face and go to another country.
OptimumWaste ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:33:15 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah . Easy as fuck
Deminix ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:40:37 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
): stay safe
gj45 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:59:31 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is what happens when you draw the ire of Tropicana.
DrDuranie ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:50:16 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy hell in a handbasket, that is truly horrifying. I agree with some of the other commenters- try to stay with friends, & surround yourself with people you trust, stick to well populated areas etc. 1 question: has the woman shown signs of aging over the years? Stay safe :) xx
aspectz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:14:57 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why are the updates at the begining? I am so confused reading it that way
a_shiny_pidgey ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:25:44 on October 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend is eating an orange right now...
Henkvanderplas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:30:05 on October 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
She is a psychopath who has a fixation on you and your girl luckily she never attempted to "take" you, she wants you to come voluntarily. She loves the reaction she gets out of you, she controls and traps you to some extend (No sleeping, scared every moment of the day for her etc.) to get her kicks.
You and your girl see her and the rest of the world doesn't, you share a delusion. Go see "A beautiful mind" to get a idea what I mean. You would think that this is highly uncommon but weirder things have happened my friend.
She has Multiple Personality Disorder, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0LNyXsErb8
My advise? First. fear is a healthy reaction but don't let it take you over, confront her when you meet again, talk with her. Second. The police isn't going to do anything for you now, she most likely follows you everywhere and knows everything about you. You HAVE to talk to her. Just stay on guard & take a weapon that's easy to carry with you wherever you go and you should be fine.
She will show up when you least expect it, but seeing she is on an all time high right now expect her soon. Be ready, control your fear, speak to her (the goal here is to get her professional help, if she is the real deal this is the only way to get her off your back)
shawntails ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:05:22 on November 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hum...i don t want to creep you out but...i saw someone today at the grocery ( i m a wraper ) that fit the description of Rose perfectly exept that i m in canada. She didn't talk but gave me an unsettling smile when i told her " have a nice day "
I don t know of if it s fate or just weird coincidence that i read your story today and realize that ive met someone exactly like you described earlier today. Kinda creeped out right now :/
Josefiend73 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:26:01 on November 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She just wants you to go with her to Stinson beach... there's something she wants to show you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:27 on December 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could you come to the beach? there's something I really need to show you...
Dildo-Swagginz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:19:35 on January 11, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
When she reached her hand through the window with the orange, I would have taken it, and replaced it with my penis.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:31:27 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just out of curiosity.. What country are you from?
fiinsk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:08:19 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
restraining order :U hire a private investigator to stalk her >:U
Moderndaymom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:44:21 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna know more!!!~
disjointcarrion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:16:37 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i have no experience with things of this nature, but anything supernatural that messes with me can often be warded off with burning white sage throughout your house. also if Rose likes to visit your home bury quartz crystals around the perimeter of your property. hope this helps and best of luck.
xXDiegoDestructionXx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:19:13 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shank the bitch next time you see her
Alpha_Zulu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:13:00 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Would really like to hear more. I hope you have time to type it up soon. Pic would be a bonus.
applesnsmoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:46 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the gf's story and the pic being provided are beyond bonuses - they are necessary
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:20:02 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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zomgkitteh4ever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:02 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You ain't get no karma from selfpost's.
And EVERYTHING on r/nosleep is true, even if it isn't.
Offensive_Brute ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:07:07 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Satanic ritual cult has you assigned for sacrifice. you will never escape their agents. Be prepared to take absolute measures in order to keep yourself from being a conduit for pure evil to come into our world.
7412398741236974123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:13:23 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
shit got real when his gf knew she had an orange FUCK.
OrganicCat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:45:02 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know how to solve your problem.
Next time she shows up, you whip that bitch with a stalk of broccoli. Clearly she's a fruit vampire.
mrssaberhagen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:56:05 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have no useful advice to give you but i hope you guys are ok.
Boboldeareia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:32:44 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why haven't you taken the orange?
spirit_rider ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:43:38 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Of course I believe you!! And really, it sounds like you need spiritual protection, more than police protection. Are you Christian? Have a priest bless you, or a necklace or rosary or something. Carry holy water. Please do post your gf's experience as well. Best of luck to you. Be sure to post, or we'll think she got to you. =/
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:07:41 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The girlfriends story would help me understand this a little bit more, but I can understand that wasting time posting it may not be the best use of your time. You need protection, as others had said a guard dog would help, but also I think some self-defense is in order. Next time you see this bitch, punch her fucking brains out. She is clearly insanely obsessed with you for whatever reason. Punch her out, and maybe she'll forget who the fuck you are. Then RUN.
JupitersClock ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:46:37 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to point out its a mentally deranged stalker not a spirit, not a possession, just some creepy lady that is into you.
andresvillacres1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:17:11 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Picture and girlfriend story man! Let us help you!
Sarahnade07 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:32:55 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of my new favorites on r/nosleep!
jinkajamared ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:29 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
soooo this starts off as an update? hook me up with the original? it says "tell them all we know and show them polaroid" - what fucking polaroid? i don't have any context, but there's only an update. "it happened again today." WHAT HAPPENED?
๐๏ธ inaaace ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:55:02 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just scroll down after the update and edits, that's where the story starts. Sorry.
jinkajamared ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:57:18 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh okay. usually updates go at the bottom so i was freaking out. i'm really curious about the story. thanks so much!
Head888 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:04:48 on December 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You said you were going to America to play basketball in college. Overly aggressive Syracuse scout?
Streetlamp-Le-Moose ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:02:25 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scariest part for me was the Africa by Toto bit, heard it this morning and have had it on repeat all day, literally paused it to read this. Bit weird.
MSami ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:17:52 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She's just searching for Jack...
_entette ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:43:06 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm only commenting so I can check back for updates. Your story is creepy and I wish I had some sound advice to give you.
DJRES ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:53:34 on October 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder where she managed to get polaroid film these days. Polaroid stopped making 600 instant film cartridges a year or two ago.
devavrata ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:28:21 on October 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What a story man! Totally creepy especially the apple store part. And like most others commented, what's the girlfriend's side of the story ?
JBombAttack ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:52:53 on October 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You could have stopped after the part about you having a set number of hours on the internet and I would still have been scared shitless.
chelseateach ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:35:52 on October 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, when I'm older I'm going to do that orange bit to a friends kid.
Phurion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:33 on October 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OP YOU PROMISED
http://i.imgur.com/C4k9f.jpg
MellowGoldFilms ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:27:42 on November 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting read
pugslie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:48:33 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like how op never delievers proof.
JupitersClock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:59:36 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah my skeptical side has taken over.
applesnsmoke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:29:30 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i've been pretty skeptical since the beginning - why didn't he post photo sent to him then or tell gf's story or at least a summery or it? he kept on promising to do both and still - nada
JupitersClock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:47:41 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah seems like someone just entered creative writing 101.
I_am_THE_GRAPIST ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:53:32 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YAY, classical conditioning at it's finest. Sorry, taking psych 101.
AyeeYani ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:04:35 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I just don't understand why she would be holding an orange you know? And also when she says "come with me now!" Where does she want you to go??..
zomgkitteh4ever ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:35:44 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Orange land.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:35:29 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong. It's New Jersey.
๐๏ธ inaaace ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:59:48 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly wish I knew.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:17:06 on October 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Really,why is an orange in her hand??
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:44:22 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Op claims to be logical, yet he gets in line for the release of iPhone 5?
Something doesn't add up here.
Worksn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:43:31 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Vampires! Call Van Helsing!!!!!! If you're from Transylvania....think about it...damn I want an Orange...
David35207 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:14:43 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Load the picture now so you can't come back later and say that the police took it as evidence. Because if you do that, I will not believe this story one bit. While it is very well written and pretty intense, I find your lack of evidence disturbing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:49 on October 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I find your lack of faith disturbing....:p
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:45 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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David35207 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:59 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, total bull. Oh I took like ten pictures... but er... I can't show them, because I accidentally ate them....?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:12 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Post hers!!!!!
diabete100 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:08 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yo dog castle doctrine her eastern European spookyass
itsalrightt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:25 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
MOAR PLZ!!!!
cpcpcp45 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:21 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really want an update ASAP! Be safe dude.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:45 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I must read her story!
NintendoDestroyer89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:12 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking tell us what your girlfriend said! I have no idea or enough knowledge of the supernatural to understand this, and I know allot. This is wild in my belief.
colbywolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:57 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yikes. Scary man. I read through all this... You shoudl tell us about your girlfriends' story. SOmetiems, writing everything out can help put the pieces together. Stay safe and.. follow the no sleep rules of protection, Salt the doors/windows... sleep in a circle of salt... and.. call it a hunch, but. curtains. keep the curtains tight. Don't answer the door without looking outside and stick together.
lamasgrande ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:34:47 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever told your mom about it? Did she ever notice something off about her?
Dearth_Scrupulous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:42:53 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pangkukulam...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:19:04 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, OP, I want to hear your girlfriend's story. Update more. Maybe try a weapon on the creepy bitch.
I think it's some vampire hybrid or whatever (Forgive me, I haven't read much mythology or lore).
Stake her, maybe?
Keep a camera handy at all times so you can convince your mother or the police, if you are going to tell them.
Other than that, my best wishes with you. Stay safe. :)
90412 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:54:09 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Go with her.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:56 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dont get why you didnt just ask her where she thinks youre supposed to go. But I guess Im the type who'll ask a ghost what he's doing in my kitchen anyway. She just sounds like she's got a message. Man up, seriously.
useful_idiot118 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:31:04 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should call Casey and Ryan to help.
MistressLiliana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:09 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know, given Ryan's current situation.
Maeve89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:25:29 on November 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
More like Sam and Dean. Although they're probably too busy dealing with whatever apocalypse is happening this year to be bothered with something like this.
Adamferguson011 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:04 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Might be difficult. But get your hands on some M99. Dexter the shit out of this girl.
fuck19 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:40 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
buy some cameras might help you have some safety.Also the next time you see her tackle her and bring her to the police station you are going .Stay safe
InsertRageHere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:47 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please put her story up i really would like to read that one as well.
applesnsmoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:29 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
exactly - why no gf story still?
RowanRoseHeart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:55 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I came back and no GF story. Disappointed :s
SaccharinePernicious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:34 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tripping out right now
idontredditatwork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:32 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read this late last night after taking a break from reading Dracula.. I live alone... and I was totally creeped the fuck out by this story. Tell me more! I don't know the meaning of creepy lady, were you involved (maybe unknowingly) in anything as a child that may have opened you up to the "dark" world?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:22 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
creepy that she knows of Rose as well, or is her stalker even called Rose. But still, that's some scary shit right there. Can't wait to here your girl's story and hope you're all safe.
JupitersClock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:29 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay I'm starting to doubt the validity to this.
OP you said you were going to post a picture of the Polaroid. WHERE ARE THESE PICTURES!
applesnsmoke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:27:50 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
need pics and girlfriend's story still
SeverusRenee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:05 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Chill bumps and tears in my eyes. :/
LindseyKorea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:09 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure this has been asked already, but please post the picture that was sent to you. The one of you in line.
stenyxx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:07 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was the store you tried to get the phone from an apple store or another retailer?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:52 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know about the orange, I'm trying to figure it out.
I'm looking through my book of Symbols and it says:
Orange
Symbolic meanings: balance between spirit and sexuality; fertility and yet virginity; energy; the Sun; like yellow, orange is believed to be an appetite stimulant.
Orange has two aspects that we see time and time again, pivoting between the material and spiritual worlds, which is not surprising given that the color itself is a balance between red and yellow. As such, it represents the second chakra, the first being red, and the third, yellow. Orange is vibrant, cheerful color that definitely lifts the spirits. The orange blossom is the traditional flower for brides because fruit and flower can appear on the orange tree at the same time, hence the virginity/fertility symbol. Similarly, a Hindu bride has an orange powder smeared on her forehead once she is married, a sing of her status. Hindu places of worship are indicated by an orange flag or banner, which is replaced once a year and effusive ceremony. Then the book goes on talking about the original color of carrots. I cannot find a connection to its symbolism though.
FlemDeezIll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:26 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
is there a post before this one?
ivegotamnesia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:04 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you could be in for a hot threesome.
Iwantcheezburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:32 on October 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Xchinnin, couillebleu anyone?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:29 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this reminds me of jane the killer
gizmo88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:47 on October 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Putting the edits and updates at the top is a bit confusing.
๐๏ธ inaaace ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:25:24 on October 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I realized that and will rearrange it. Sorry.
BaNaNaCoRe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:39:33 on October 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Post mooooore
gizmo88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:44 on October 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No problem I just really wanted to read your story and didn't know where to start! Great read btw.
Arcaness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:21 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I believe this. And to tell the truth, I don't think I'll be able to sleep for a long time...
mmixx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:58 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Win.
Wendys_frys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:34 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Excellent story. But just to tell you. How exactly do you not believe in monsters/vampires at the end of your story. But at the beginning you said that you were scared there'd be a monster in your window.
Also where are you originally from?
FrisianDude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:27:11 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wooow.
Rynlar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:50 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not meaning to criticize or anything of the sort, but you should put all the links of the stories you update and put them in each story. Just an idea, mate. It'd be easier for other readers.
xxHollyPortiaxx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:53:52 on October 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goosebumps.. alot! I really hope everything is alright for you and your gf. I'm paranoid of that chick now XD no but really, now I am scared to look out of the window.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:42 on October 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is there gonna be a part two? I am so fascinated by this
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:29 on October 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna see those pictures, and also, I dont know how, but i feel like this has happened to me before, its weird man. Stay safe though. And if she gets close, You fuck her up big time
fun2bsassy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:42:41 on October 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I pray for u
Morten242 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:31 on October 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit, why do I have all these mirrors around me?
I keep checking them for any sudden movement :(
Ninja-edit: My room's a lot colder post-story than pre-story.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:41 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always get scared that something's outside of my window... maybe try talking to her? Ask her who she is... but don't give her any info about yourself, keep it solely on her. If she gets angry then walk away...
mastersw999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:47 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alright so here's my thoughts, and I'm going to do more research on this because there maybe something "extra" this, weather you believe in it or not. Now I saw someone say that it was a Succubus, which is totally possible because of her beauty. Now if it were/is a succubus then may have provoked it with your masturbation which may explain why she started to react after you masturbated to her.
Now I may be wrong but this is just the beginning of my research. I will look into when I can. Are there any other details you can provide?
andrewkelley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:14 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
great story. im sorry that this fucked up woman is following you. things will get better.
Mrcdaawg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:49 on November 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Greatest no sleep ever. I could not read past the part in the kitchen because it is. So. Fucking. Creepy. Nice job. Great description.
Mrcdaawg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:47 on November 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can help you. Message me. I enjoy the study of the paranormal and unknown.
acauseforconcern ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:35:53 on November 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really would love to entice someone to read this story, leave them alone, then get someone they don't know to dress up as Rose and sneak up behind the with the orange, and in a child voice say,"it's time to come with me." great story OP please go on....
yomomma56 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:43 on November 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hey, I might be too late here, but the only thing I can think of is to get a gun. If you see her again, you shoot her. this might not be the best solution, but if nothing else it should stop her assuming she's just a person and not a spirit.
SpiderPig69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:11 on November 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this would make a great horror movie
Liligman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:17 on November 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was reading this on my way home from class on the metro bus... I shit you not...I start to smell an orange... I look up, and across from me is this skinny Japanese woman with long black hair holding a fucking orange... I jumped, and nudged both people on the side of me and they all thought I was insane... So I told them about the story, and all of them read it before we got back... Crazy coincidence. I'm sorry to hear this man, and wish you the best of luck. What country were you originally from?
SithChick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:24 on December 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, he says Rose starts to move slowly like a puppet...doesn't that remind you guys of one of the later stories? All of the people just start moving like they are being controlled..? Maybe Rose is the beginning of these controlled beings.
helloimdarry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:47:58 on December 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's been 72 days.. What happened OP?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:22 on December 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I swear, the whole time I was reading this, I expected Rose to look like the overly attached girlfriend, with that creepy smile
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:11 on December 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel really bad that you have to cope with the fear...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:58 on January 2, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I see why you wont the best writer award. Congrats. This is fantastic writing.
funnymanfx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:36 on January 15, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
PrettyboyHelga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:51 on January 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No fucking joke, I read this right before I left for school and in my 3rd period class I saw an orange on my desk and I got the biggest chill up my spine..
PrettyboyHelga ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:41:12 on January 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It turned out being my friends from breakfast...
lillajag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:49 on January 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
TxBeast956 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:57 on January 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Wait... Is this shit foreals??!!
Karma_Turret ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:36:16 on February 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Came back to see the day when the legend was born
Alpha_Llama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:20:05 on February 11, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Was pretty creeped out when I read this, although, I thought I'd be okay. When I put my iPad down to walk to bed, I started crying, and jumped like hell to my bed.
xev ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:46 on February 14, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The first story in nosleep that gave me true chills.
kensethdude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:16 on February 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Pfffttt who needs sleep anyway?
mistahARK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:19:52 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is insane man. The true stories are always the scariest, and often the strangest. Get a .357, and if she ever comes on your property, end her. That's the best advice I have for you. Also, talk to your mother, and see if there's anything that she noticed about Rose while they were friends. Any strange personality facets, anything she caught Rose doing, anything weird she said (especially about you), and finally, why they are no longer friends.
But seriously, get a handgun.
glassbreak5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:31:27 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read this story backwards. It's insane.
LadyShade ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:57:55 on November 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Rofl.
sinabun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:50 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weird, I can loosely relate to this. I was tripping balls once, 4 hits of strong acid, I'm an average-small sized girl with a dark past so not the best idea for me. Anyways I start to trip really bad, like loose my shit. I hid in the closet, sitting in a laundry basket. Friends don't know what to do. One friend decides to hand me an orange. For whatever reason, this was the only thing that helped. It distracted me enough. I took that orange and smashed the fuck out of it. Rubbed it all up and down my arms and shit. Definitely the most insane I have ever been so this story... yea. Scary shit.
iLikeDimsum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:06:59 on October 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Annoying orange?
tommy8912 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:09:59 on November 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a women with an orange? wow , seriously??
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:13:32 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, even MY eyes are watery, this is seriously disturbing!
chaoskitty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:17 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OP, how did you meet the girlfriend?
Next time you see batshit crazy lady, take the orange from her. See what happens. The orange is the key to the whole thing, it seems.
Happy-Apple ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:41 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting, hoping OP will deliver in the future..
DangerousMind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:41:04 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ahaha oh god I laughed several times, like, the orange and the "fuck you, you crazy bitch!" you have some funny reactions xD
RageComicLuver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:47 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Vampire. Using a couple to lure in more blood, maybe trying to infect both of you (if the same woman haunted ur gf also)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:57:00 on November 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know who the person is, Rosa. Your mom knows her, you can get her info's and have a persona of her. You have a specific person to target and report should you be sure. Start doing logs, write down every evening what you did during the day and where you were during the day at specific times. You should have some way of proving that it's Rosa, so either have a camera ready or get one of these sunglasses with a camera hidden between the eyes and wear them. Good luck.
tehgama95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:19 on February 13, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So can I get the pic she sent you?
QuestionableKarma ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:06:33 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, there goes my sleep for tonight. Not even gonna try.
Draked1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:03 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please, more!
abricabrac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:04 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You've gotten lots of advice so far. God bless, and I hope to see your update soon.
rosey_orange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:23 on October 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HA HA HA. CRYING WILL NOT HELP. YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER US.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:23 on October 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So you are orange!....:p
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:21 on October 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is one devoted troll
Mikester245 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:09 on October 31, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
im truly sorry man :/ that really blows but here's my two cents this is just what I'd do if another incident happens be ready always be prepared and when you see her drop everything and i mean everything tackle this fucking cunt to the ground and interrogate her you may get arrested but to put an end to this i think it would be worth it
real-dreamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:19 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason it reminds me of the story from /u/1000vultures
real-dreamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:47 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the link? I need to continue reading, but... Where's the link to the next story!!
images-ofbrokenlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:32 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoah.
I can't wait for the update! I hope you two stay safe!
๐๏ธ inaaace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:00 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All the updates have been posted. Check my profile.
images-ofbrokenlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:06 on November 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yessss.
Thanks! :)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:55:00 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Fossegrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:10 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get headaches reading cause of the dark background and light as hell text.
maebo121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:01 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can change it and make the background white and the text black.
Rosee1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:05 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
very awkward...my name is rose... except i don't look as fine as this woman sounds.
daniece31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:41 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oooh, sounds like an overly attached mom's creepy friend, i also wanna hear what happened with your girlfriend and rose. seems like she creeped her out too.
Mrcdaawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:13 on November 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great just a perfect and fine piece of horror literature.
MotionSL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:10 on January 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Is it me, or just take the fucking orange. Walk with her or what not, but make sure you have a weapon ready. Video record her, post on youtube.
ilestledisko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:55 on January 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I shit you not, as I was reading this post, Rose by Menomena started playing on shuffle :(
Thug_Potato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:30 on February 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Nixdaboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:54 on February 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you agree to go with her, and then have a wire on you and police standing by? Sting operation!
Anikan1005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:19 on February 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I love oranges. But I'm not so sure if I should eat them anymore. I'm scared.
Randomnesty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:36 on March 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This Rose you speak of reminds me of the character Rose from Two And A Half Men. If you ever see this photo of the TAAHM Rose and find a striking resemblance with this "paranormal" Rose, this is my warning to you.
DrShadyBusiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:32 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're only scared because you fear death, or the pain of death. Dont be scared.
rageman143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:48 on November 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upload the gf's story please, also great story hope things get better for you guys
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:29 on November 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't help but think this has something to do with you wanking to her image dude.
Mooterconkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:34 on December 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gritty Santa Claus reboot.
She sees you when you're sleeping...
She knows when you're awake...
And with these 2 talents she stalks you now....
BECAUSE YOU CHOSE TO MASTURBATE.
Inception Music
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:43 on November 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget your second amendment rights in America.
Also, Never take a break until you have the upper hand (she's in jail, dead, or you find wether she lives.)
Never forget the age old truth, knowledge is power.
Learn basic hand to hand combat, or some sort of Kong fu. Just something that allows you to defend yourself with out needing several hours of working out for Weeks on end.
MAKE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE AND ANYONE YOU CAN. That way, if you go missing, or need help more people are likely to help.
RaunchyPost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:30 on January 15, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Record this with a cam, doesnt matter where you go, take a picture-anything. Next time you see her, try to walk to her and see what her response is. At this point, i assume you'll be rather close, try to touch her. If shes real, your hand wont just pass through her. If not, well your dealing with something that needs an expert my friend.
Kanel0728 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:24 on March 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why are all of the top comments gone?
I_know_HTML ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:09 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i have no idea where to start reading this shit. seems jumbled up.
rocknroll_heart ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:23:47 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm skeptical because the police cannot order a RO unless you have reason to believe you are in danger or being harassed, and need proof (calls, texts, pictures, etc) I don't know what a picture of a woman holding an orange would do for a cop to make a RO.
If this were real, call the police the moment you see her. When police arrive, point out the woman who really, really likes oranges. It's easier to file a RO after that because that could be used as evidence.
Also: you cannot file a RO against someone who is following you around in public. If you see her at the mall, or a store, etc... she has every right to be there.
I used to have a pretty scary ex and I had to go through a lot of hoops to get a RO.
KSwizzie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:32 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.allstarpics.net/3171131/016429363/two-and-a-half-men-2003-pic.html oh rose
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:11:38 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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PinkBirdtron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:39 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wat
MakeMehASammich ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:14:56 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read this. Thought I should contribute. Write the next one. Find and keep the orange.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:07:58 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like she's just a horny cougar who wants to know "if you're ready" hint hint Why don't you take the opportunity and get a little intimate with "Rose"?
mwtipper56 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:09:49 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
aggghhhhh i really want to know about the girlfriend!!!!!
CapnSalty ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:14:46 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OMG OMG this is so scary! I hope you post your GF's side of the tale - and I hope that by sharing al of this, you know that you're not totally alone and that you can talk to the internets any time about your spooky problems! We're all hoping that you solve this!
yvonney ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:02:17 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you still not post the girlfriend's story/ baptism full story?
๐๏ธ inaaace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:37 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you check my profile and see all of my submissions, including gf's and priest's stories?
yvonney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:32 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
will do! Sorry I'm semi-new to reddit but your story totally got me hooked
trextina ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:36:55 on December 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to know why you didn't find info on this rose woman as soon as she was at the balcony when you were at the hotel. I also would like to know why you didn't approach the hotel manager. I want to know why you didnt go to your mother sooner even if your parents were hard asses. I also want to see the Polaroids and her side of the story.
volker_muller55 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:49:29 on December 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what a little bitch
Shpoople44 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:27:18 on December 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Were pictures ever uploaded?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:45:06 on February 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Saying "im a technology geek" and "love apple" in the same sentence made me realize that thsi story isnt true...
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:09:36 on February 14, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for posting. Maybe I am a bit late on this, but could you post the Polaroid photo that was sent to you?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:51 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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HolaPinchePuto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:48:43 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to go back to read what he put but he could've said it as simply as "there's this crazy woman that's been following me since I was 17, she freaks me out." or "There's this crazy woman that carries a fruit with her and she's been following me since I was 17!" etc but I want to believe this is false though. No one deserves this :(
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:11 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ inaaace ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:35:38 on September 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you look on the front page, you'll see two more updates. I don't need you to believe me.
lenny00 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:59 on November 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
go to africa
lillajag ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:36 on January 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, is your name Charlie, by any chance ?
DONTROWILLIS ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:15 on February 3, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Are you perhaps albanian?
[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 04:30:15 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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HolaPinchePuto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:25:55 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
adding "fucks" is just some people's style or to showcase their emotion and OP is not from America, it may explain all his cliches. Stop reading so much into this.
that_there_girl ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:59 on November 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
poor lady just wanted to be nice & give you an orange. maybe if you'd have taken it, it would've all stopped..? just a random thought
lamasgrande ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 06:48:15 on September 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
have you ever asked your mom if she ever noticed something off about Rose? also, I don't mean to sound like a delicate p*ssy but America is a continent. Great story!! Waiting for update!
Dragonborn1995 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:48:50 on February 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What rhymes with orange? Fear, fear rhymes with orange.
Stormray117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:40 on March 9, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong. Sporange rhymes with orange. Sporange and sporangium - the little capsule or receptacle that holds spores in certain species of fungi, molds, & ferns.
Dukeehc ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on October 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What's ur gfs story