Probably trying to make the NFL look good and family friendly and what have you.

Ok I get it there are super bowl babies but wtf was up with them singing a weird Seal cover as a choir?

"Statistics suggest that people fuck on Valentine's Day"

That was a pretty cool commercials honestly.

The Mountain Dew commercial infuriated me... Like really, do they think we're so simple minded that they have to make something so fucking weird and off the wall to get our attention. I'm tired of this "weird shit sells" stuff... The skittles commercial wasn't too far behind. I'm not a child... You can't just throw in bright colors, loud noises, and weird characters and expect me to buy.

I wish they would have done the pornhub stat too

reminds me of the ads from the Roddy Rowdy Piper movie they live. "Have Children" "Get Married"

Has anyone those kids why they were born? Seems like they would have to know after having been in a commercial about it.

the worst part was thinking about the process of making those commercials. the parents took their kids to an audition where the kids had to sing about how they were conceived while a panel of CBS producers watched. and the kids were probably decked out in full gear in order to show how much the parents love their team. it's disgusting

My Sister is a superbowl XXI baby, and I was concieved late in the season of superbowl XXV. Feels good.

The NFL ran multiple ads indicating that there is a surge of births 9 months after the Super Bowl in the city of the winning teams, culminating with an ad featuring children whose parents conceived them after their local team won the Super Bowl signing a parody of "Kiss from a Rose" with Seal, with the lyrics changed to be about their own parents getting their fuck on after the game ended.

Yes, it was horrifying.

I mean, it's a week before Valentine's Day. I'm pretty sure that's why birth rates go up.

Leading up to the game I was like fuck that I hope the Broncos lose so he doesn't win a super bowl. Then game time comes and I totally forgot he was even on the team.

He was in there. I saw "Davis" on the back of a jersey in the first half and I said "Holy shit. I forgot Vernon Davis was on the Broncos now."

Yeah i think i saw him in a few times...wasn't targeted though

hopefully he got used to winning. because he also had to get used to sitting on the bench at the same time. it can be rough making two transitions like that at the same time.

Yeah, I was hoping he'd at least get a catch or something to make it more memorable.

Does Kyle Williams get a ring? I know he had an Achilles injury before the season that took him out for the year, but not sure how the ring situation works for him in this case.

1. Tell Eli they're tied.

Yeah he already said kiss his wife

Really glad other people saw that.

No, that was when he was "thanking the man upstairs"

Papa Mrs.PFM??

A Buick

Holy shit! He's right! Also, I had to watch a 30 second commercial to watch a 6 second video clip, totally worth it though. 5/7.

Budweiser confirmed that they actually didn't pay him anything. Apparently he just likes it

Agreed

Yeah about 6 minutest the so into the first, but what's worse is that after they ran the commercial the announcer said the exact same thing. Really goes to show that announcers will read anything you put in front of them.

There was 9:16 left in the first quarter.

Yeah, it was one of the announcers that said that with over 8 minutes left in the 1st quarter.

And then ran the ad for Pixar's Pets movie at pretty much the end of the game. Well after all the kids were in bed lol

More like 2.

Probably what I make in 20 years.

Apparently nothing, according to Budweiser's marketing/communications director.

https://twitter.com/lisaweser/status/696544870068912128

!

He gets a newborn Clydesdale

Twist, Peyton paid Budweiser to say that, Peyton won the Super Bowl for Budweiser, it was Peyton's mission all season just to say that... that's how much Peyton loves Budweiser.

He always says that...usually its bud light, though.

bout tree fiddy

Free beer for life

When did he say it?

Enough to retire

All da money.

FWIW, PM is a pretty basic guy.

That had to be the best advertising real estate on the planet.

They probably payed him a lot... Which means he's retiring because active players can't be endorsed by alcohol companies

he didnt get paid for it. http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/super-bowl-2016-peyton-manning-budweiser-1201699746/

Apparently nothing

I don't think they paid him anything, I think he just actually really likes Budweiser.

Nothing probably

That's how Peyton tries to act politically connected to the common folk.

On SportsCenter they said that he wasn't paid for it. I guess he genuinely likes Budweiser

Literally nothing. He signed no deal with Budweiser. How does it feel to be totally wrong?

Not too long from now these post game interviews are going to start to mimic NASCAR interviews where every other word is a sponsor's name.

I wonder how much god paid him in that shout out as well when he thanked the man upstairs

Realistically probably a shitload. But Peyton seems pretty hickish so I could definitely see him tossing back a case of beer and leaving the cans in the bed of his truck.

To say you want to drink piss? I'd imagine it's a lot.

A few milly

enough to live comfortably off the interest I bet

Not a dime, I bet. Peyton's a shrewd businessman, he knows throwing Bud a freebie won't be forgotten.

Apparently none https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/696540308507664384 https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/696536549727408128

Why would anyone who can afford to drink craft beer drink Budweiser ?

Did you see them embrace on the sidelines after the game? Hilarious.

Papa bless

http://imgur.com/Xv7vZZz

Papa Bless!

Papa bless

Papa bless

But, but... Eli was the man upstairs.

Papa bless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjhzXDDXt74

Nationwide was on his side too.

Papa john you taste so good

Papa bless.

Papa bless

That's why he's drinking water, amirite

https://gfycat.com/FixedTheseCrane

Now it all make sense why he was drinking that Gatorade before game. Gotta electrolytes.

"It says we gotta keep him hydrated"

German athletes will actually often drink wheat beer after exhausting their bodies. Beer league guys with alcohol in it, people who are serious usually without alcohol

I'm just going to keep having Smirnoff actually and play Madden until I forget the unavoidable tragedy that is life.

you pillock!

Hey he has a family to care for

Seriously, what the fuck was that? I obviously dislike him due to him fucking the Chiefs throughout his career, but off the field I've never had any issues with him. Those Budweiser sellouts were seriously lame.

Before the game they showed him drinking Gatorade and surrounded by Gatorade signs.

And it's hilarious. Don't Hate on the Peyt.

Uh, he said "I'm gonna drink a lot of beer" he didn't say Bud.

I think his retirement money was made by 2008... This is that Aruba mansion money.

"Gonna drink a lot of beer tonight...uh, Budweiser..."

Aw that's kind of mean. Why do you say that?

As long as he doesn't become Brett Favre and do depressing shaving infomercials, I think we're good.

Let's dispel this fiction that Peyton Manning doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

He'd be the most popular Republican to take on Trump if he had entered this election cycle

He has my vote!

Manning 2016, I will get us back to the Moon ; )

At the next debate:

"Peyton, what is your strategy for defeating ISIS?"

"BUDWEISER!"

There is no possible way he could be worse than the current candidates.

They'll fine him $10,000, which Budweiser will just tack on to the $5,000,000 check they are writing him.

Ohh, that's clever

Mosley and Marshall, my budding Budweiser buds.

Even his own fans can't escape the low hanging fruit

No, he will never see that much money, and he's fatter.

Savage against your own players. I love it.

More like Tolbert

I get it. Cause he's fat.

No thread is safe

wow no thread is safe!!!

Nah hes not eating China food

bruh

Savage

Great idea. Hopefully Elway gets Mack somehow.

Lynch and miller.

They'll tag him at worst, but yeah.

Yea dude. He didn't smile the whole time. He crumbled like a cookie.

He looked super nervous during the preliminary jingoist songs. I really wasn't surprised when he performed poorly in this game... curious to see if it's a consistent theme when he reaches his next SB.

Perfection

Yeah, that defense was fuckin terrifying. Good game to the Broncos.

Yes. They killed it.

I don't see it coming back next season. These trends don't last that long.

And drop to the ground like a toddler having a temper tantrum on the sidelines.

I would have taken the over and thought your friend was a sucker for those odds.

Didn't a Broncos defender do it?

i seent it https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/GZQdL-CbLuGduIxWMTTh5o4Lhhs=/1200x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/6008711/papajohn.0.gif

Well I mean he's Italian. He has Papa in his name.

I yelled to my girlfriend sitting a foot away from me, "Did you just see Peyton kiss Papa John right now?!!?" She just gave me a funny look..

You're not alone

100% saw that. A sweaty meat lover kiss.

PAPA'S IN THE HOUSE, PAPA'S IN THE HOUSE

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https://twitter.com/funnypicsdepot/status/696536403166040064

I thought they both did. I didn't know who the guy was... Assumed he was European.

It was creepy... like if your uncle was a mob boss who owned a pizza company

When it's really crowded and really noisy like that, it's not unusual for people who are used to such situations to position themselves in such a way as to be speaking directly into the other persons' ear with their own ear very close to the other persons' mouth.

Yep saw that too. I was like was that papa john?!

Yup.

iTalians

Finally, an explanation for why he needed all that HGH.

♫ Chicken parm has HGH ♫

🎵Chicken parm you taste so good🎵

Lmao!!!

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Papas in the house with those sodie pops

MOIND*

Papa bless.

Bo in the house !

Needs more sody pops.

Coughs after drinking plenty of Budweiser™

Going to still assume you're crazy until I see a gif of this because I didn't see it

I wonder if this shit was planned.

Definitely saw that too. Maybe they're secret pizza lovers slurpin up each other's sauce.

Oh believe me, he is.

Edit: source - worked for Papa for 3 years. Fuck everything about that company.

Wait, really? How so? I'm genuinely curious

totally expected the other peyton picture, thank you

"Uhhh Panthers have to give the trophy back to Denver."

Love that there was a T-Mobile commercial joking about Steve Harvey messing that up!

That commercial just makes me hate him more and the cell phone company that paid him.

She was actually trying to say, "Con...Kill... Me...

well her husband has Alzheimers so Id imagine shes happy to be able to give a speech at all at that age

Well I mean, how do you almost forget what team you own?

"I am gonna go kiss my wife and papa john"

Brought to you by Carl jr

If you scream out for Bud, you have a problem.

BUDWEISER

i hope its that angle but god damn his head looks massive

I'm seeing a chest bump.

before his wife and kids. crazy, selling out to the max lol.

Do they have to be? That's a multi-million dollar relationship.

Think of people using the "I'm going to Disney world" promotion back in the day. This is about as massive amount of publicity that papa Johns could ever want. And apparently budweiser but they said he just said that on his own. Probably scored himself a nice present from them though

To wash down a delicious Papa John's™ pizza

Only winners get wings.

He pictured Cam as chicken all game. That's why he was so hell bent on securing him.

"Least I got chicken" -Von Miller

Yup. That was his degree.

http://www.businessinsider.com/von-miller-raises-chickens-for-future-chicken-farm-2016-2

Ain't that A&M for you XD

I read "he's got a badass chicken farm" in the nationwide jingle. What has happened to me?

If I (a white guy) was a tattoo artist and a huge black guy asked me to ink a slice of watermelon, a dollar sign, and a piece of fried chicken on his arm, I'd have no idea how to establish that he wasn't fucking with me by asking for the most stereotypical stupid shit he could think of.

That is... Amazing!

Is...is that a pyramidal pizza slice? How awesome.

He can still ask what it is like to lose one.

http://i.imgur.com/PCOl75b.png

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They need one more so that they have more than Tom Brady.

He's on the phone right now with Brady organizing their next meeting.

He can still say he's batting 1.000 while Peyton is only 50/50.

The forehead argument lives forever though

I was really enjoying the fact that he could hold that over Peyton's head

They say every 4 years +1....

No matter what to me that's the face of a champion.

He can still pull the undefeated one.

He can still use it on Cooper.

Poor Cooper.

I think the important part is that the manning brothers now have as many rings as Brady again.

The hell are you talking about? That's his excited face.

i mean it's not like eli has to retire too.

This is the look of getting demoted to third string in the family. Everyone knows Cooper is the favorite.

After this season Eli thinks that a 4th quarter touchdown and a healthy lead means you're going to lose to a last second field goal. That's what that face is showing.

He can pull the i also dont know what it feels like to lose it, twice. Card

Now it's going to be Peyton saying "I've won it twice and I'm a HOF Player.""

Shh bby is ok

Against the pats.

"He won it as two different horsies, I'll win the next one as a different... Giant..."

Another one.

No

Pats are due for another AFC Championship soon

The darkest time line

🔑🔑🔑

pls no

Plz no

That face when you are a Manning brother

For now.

It definitely is, but it's funnier to think he's jealous and his older brother is going to give him post game noogies

Eli looks constipated all the time.

Eli has resting derp face

He's drunk, it's pretty obvious.

Well I did read on CNN that resting bitch face is real.

Resting Eli Face impacts many American men.

They also hadn't won the game yet, there were 3 minutes left on the clock.

he looked stoned as fuck

I think so, but at the same time everyone around him was celebrating the win and Eli was just staring directly at the camera like that. He didn't seem happy for his brother at all

IDK, I love Eli and I don't really like Peyton. But I have two brothers and I can't possibly imagine not losing my shit if they scored a TD to secure a SB win. Like wtf Eli

I think he was just very tense due to the stress level.

Slack jawed gaze...

I think that might actually be his overwhelmed-with-happiness face. Dude look like his wife giving birth and he gonna faint.

It's just how he shows excitement happy

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Its also the face of a QB and that the game wasnt over at that point.

Really? I think he's just mad jealous.

http://i.imgur.com/IkPtVZL.gifv

I feel like it's appropriate to link the This Is SportsCenter spot with the two of them.

that was his motivation

Peyton was seemingly happy as fuck when Eli beat the Pats in '07. It was not reciprocated.

I feel bad for the other brother. I've always wondered what thanksgiving is like in the Manning household when your dad's a retired nfl qb, your older brother is a nfl qb, your younger brother is an nfl qb, and you're malcolm in the middle with a desk job somewhere.. "yeah well mom loves me most, she told me herself.."

"Can we play the patriots again? "

"How many rings do you have, Cooper? Yeah, that's what I thought."

Chiefs fan, eh?

http://i.imgur.com/Xp6CTVQ.png

Needs more red spot.

This deserves so many more upvotes! Peyton retires to become drive in theatre!

I animated the drawing for you

Am I allowed to edit your drawings?

Potion seller....

I'm going to the super bowl, and I need only your strongest defense

aww /u/AWildSketchAppeared why'd you have to be a Cheifs fan?

JK Andy is BAE

The mythical 8head

Sometimes I forget about you on here...and then I randomly find one of your posts and all is well again.

I love the internet

Damn, you're really on fire today.

Perfect

DAMN YOU FIVEHEAD!!!!! ^Budweiser

I didn't know you were a Chiefs fan. Right on.

Didn't know you were a Chiefs fan, this makes my day slightly more awesome.

TIL: /u/AWildSketchAppeared is a Chiefs fan

Hey man, love your work to death and I submitted this to best of. Really think this was awesome of you!

Already done.

It just may have to be

Smooth transition!

There was an interview where Eli was asked who was the better player. Eli said Peyton was the better player but he was the better lover. I like to think they don't have too many hangups about it.

Rakish good looks?

Good thing he has five more years to win another

That and a wife that doesn't need HGH.

super bowl mvp tho

Welp, now they're equals.

http://i.imgur.com/KIQTOFY.jpg

New manningface

http://i.imgur.com/95EOxyB.jpg

How far can we .jpg

Manningface 2.0

Can't wait until we're all lamenting the loss of this picture in 4 years when Eli retires

"Hello Tom."

God what a turd. Can't be happy for his brother.