fuck.

Omfg!

I was really hoping Christopher Walken was going to sell me some snazzy socks.

Executive producer Dick Wolf.

I just died.

That's fantastic.

O.m.effing.g.

Thanks for helping me get that...

He died playing the game he loved. RIP.

He's a police K-9 that's lost his smeller

Lol it's pretty weird when you look at it that way

I'm convinced it's more likely to be Valentine's day babies

They were probably like, " want to be on tv?"

Good reminder to wear a condom winning team fans tonight.

Horrible idea; I can't believe someone came up with that, showed their boss, and got the thumbs up.

Skeesy

I think it's amazing the NFL acknowledged the Bucs in a commerical

Lol at first I thought they were born on the superbowl and then I realized they were conceived on the superbowl and I just wondered if those giants kids even knew what was going on

I mean does anyone think even a single one of those babies isn't just some paid actor who meets a height requirement and has some racial undertones to match the winning city?

These aren't the kids born 9 months after, they didn't even consider tracking those kids down. Not when you have thousands of canto dates matching what you want already in your Rolodex.

Let's celebrate the day daddy came inside mommy!!!

I know I'm not the only one to throw some side eyes at my parents while silently doing math.

Especially making the kids do it

They laughed at the fútbol ad of the same vein and never stopped to think of how creepy they're getting with it now.

Congrats to all future parents out there!

Yeah that was pretty fucking creepy.

It seemed weird to me too

"Okay kids. We want you to all get together and sing about your horny parents!"

Of course the Packer fans are overweight, that's just science.

Um I must have missed that one. Link?

So awkward, right?

Right? Also, what's up with the Texans being there at all when they mention the Super Bowl?

I'd do it for the cash.

NFL fan breeding program

I wonder how many "super bowl babies " became fans of their parents favorite team's rival

Football is causes family

It's insane. This is the least noteworthy thing in the history. Two (potentially drunk) people had unprotected sex after a football game. This literally happens ALL THE TIME.

I seriously thought it was a birth control related commercials. Like a Trojan commercial.

Definitely a cringey commercial theme this year, other notables including toenail fungus commercial and Christopher Walken sock puppet.

It's a lot like the World Cup commercial in concept, just kind of took it a bit further. Haha.

?

Maybe you don't have to

I kinda thought they were paid actors/singers at first glance ?

Ginn solving the concussion crisis all by himself.

Cam can take that title after that last fumble...

Ted Ginn Jr

Glad everyone else noticed that too

That's how you get super bowl babies

Lord no, not thar

Overtime?

200th quarter ends in Manning's 200th win

I'm just surprised Nantz and Simms can

You said multiple instead of multiply. Still holds up.

Phil Simms?

HA! what about overtime? ;)

My shit looks like toenails

That's why Eli looked so down.

"He's my brother. I should do it."

No more insurance commercials?! That would be great.

What

David Tyree caught that football because God sent down an angel so that the next Hitler wouldn't be conceived in Boston that night. Only logical explanation.

Nashville keeps growing though... I don't get it.

Well that and everyone leaves because the weather sucks like 8 months out of the year.

Also eternal winter

This is why Cleveland is a ghost town

☹

Hey that's cold. Just like the weather here.

Rippppp

This whole time, I'm thinking my neighbor's a dick. Nope!

My wife keeps getting up to check on the babies. I know I should tell her, but I probably won't.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm glad that I'm not the only one hearing this person. Driving me nuts though.

Must be the Superb Owl.

that guy needs to be reprimanded

I thought I was the only one. Imagine sitting next to this asshole?

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

-some asshole

Im surprised no body has clocked this dude in the stands yet

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO also I thought I was the only one because on surround sound it's panned back left so it's just been next to my seat this entire time

Man I wasn't even hearing that and now it's all I can hear.

Woo Guy is my spirit animal

I'm not even mad anymore. I'm amazed his vocal cords haven't snapped.

Maybe they're piping in crowd noise but it's just woo guy.

He's driving me crazy.

I got next.

Super Bowl Babies™

Stfu dad you're so embarrassing

Actually, everyone is getting fucked this super bowl.

Me too.

...nice

ME TOO

Wooooooooooo!

Why are you married at 12 years old

Did you fuck her last super bowl too?

"Our parents banged because of this game"

Seriously haha. How many times do I have to hear that people fuck after watching the super bowl?

they seriously give themselves too much credit

When you know you're not a super bowl baby it makes you happy and sad

Sponsor it by Trojan. Make it support contraception.

Got my parents to mention having a third child in front of my brother and I who are in our twenties.

That was hilarious what are you talking about?

wooo is this man

W O O L A D

O

O

L

A

D

Ric Flair

someone needs to find him and shame him

It's irritating me. My first superbowl, and I wish I were there solely so I could punch that guy in the face. It was an entire quarter before I figured out it was the TV and not neighbor's dogs or my sleeping kid.

He's still going. Who puts that much effort into being annoying???

Hey it was an emotional time, your parents just got really turned on by it i guess..

What game was th...oh wait.

:D ........ D:

Conceived after the first tower, but before the second fell.

Jet fuel did not melt your fathers steal beam.

I was actually born on June 11th, just in '97 not '02 but I thought about this and was like "shit, I was conceived on September 11th...oh wait that was 5 years later"

Edit: can't math

What happened then?

Too morbid bro

I'll never have kids :-(

I don't get it...

McMannus

MCMANUS HYPE TRAIN

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Yeah.. But the Cowboys fan in me wants it to be D-Ware more than anything

They should give that MVP to the whole defense if they win.

Halftime into Super Bowl and Chill and she gives you the look

manningface.jpg

He was a surprisingly good actor

More like "wooooooooo" followed by "wooooooooo" with NO CHANGE IN TONE OR PITCH AT ALL.

That was the most impressive part of this game so far, honestly.

What would have happened if it hit the ref?

lol I was just going to type something like this.

Oh captain, my captain!

I might fucking cry myself to sleep

Only fans of the winning team

Excuse me, I've got some fucking to do.

They're playing the long game.

No, only those in (SB winning city) are allowed to fuck

More people are to give them money.

Only if your team wins.

They want people to have more babies so they can buy more NFL merch

Remember to name the kid Peyton!

That's a weird thought

God damnit. That's all I can say :^(

Good call. I'm rooting for him so hard.

Let's hope he goes out with another ring

Thanks Sheriff :(. I remember watching Marino and Montana's last game. I wonder if we will look back at this and think "wow, can't believe we watched that legend"

I might cry at the end of it :(

15 minutes remain of Manningface

I've been watching him since I was like ten years old at UT. It's going to be weird not having him around.

Are...are you gonna kill him after?

I watched him play in his first game. Can't believe it when you put it like that.

Send him off with a 2nd ring.

It could be to get more people to watch sb

Honestly, it's not even guaranteed he makes it through the games. He looks like he will fall apart

I hope they win only because I hate the fact Eli has more Super Bowls than he does.

Let's get him one last win

Atleast he gets 1 more ring

I'm super noncommittal about this game, but I'm leaning toward broncos so manning goes out on a win.

By watching him throw back to back pick 6's

Then this forehead will stop growing

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Husband and I are drinking every time Simms says something stupid. Turns out this was an unsustainable plan

woooooooooooo!

Don't. Touch. Your phone.

Me too fam

Casually scrolling through and this made me spray my drink all over my dog

Your grammar is too good; not drunk enough.

Me too man.

Same as fuck fam.

Why is tomorrow not a national day off?

Can you tell the time?

Not too drunk to type, I think you need some more.

Oh.

Surprised they don't fine him for that.

All flair replaced with Manningface.

Make /u/von_bot a mod for the off season

Nah it'd be Von Miller's sack celebration

We must!

And may it forever be banned in/r/NFL

They want to Dab so bad but can't

i love it

Can I really really "like" this?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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More likely the wives that were beaten because they lost.

Anthony jeselnik?

Jizz-filled condoms can't sing

Those god damn 4th term abortions...

Rubio will stop that! Rubio for Prez!

/s

At least their representing accurately.

That's because they are all panthers fans now

Does she like blitzes?

Hashtag that shit

I actually kinda feel sad about that

Eli says Omaha

Good

And I thought it was about history on the super bowl

WHYYYYY

I would.

Those were stance socks. https://www.stance.com/

[removed]

He also pees in the shower of a workout facility. He's that guy.

Eli Manning's a mouth breather

And he should. That was such a shit play by him.

The Jay Cutler moment?

"go have sex"

Seal needs money

I'm sorry but puppy monkey baby is still in the top spot.

Well it's all anyone here is talking about so mission accomplished, I guess.

"Von Bey Biscuits have a nice ring to them, don't you think? #von #fuck"

Beyonce was literally 15 minutes ago, he should have made a super bowl babies joke.

He's getting more cheers than Brady!

Superbowl babies coming up?

Wife: "How much is left? Should I go shower now Me: "Like 13 minutes."

Stay tuned for 2016 Super bowl baby making

and a meme is born.

THERE HE IS AGAIN!!!

MFW I watch super bowl babies commercials.

The face of a 1000s Alan Branch's descending upon you.

Beautiful

Woooooooooooooooooooo

Engage drunk posting!

Been doing it since I started my account

and RG3 didn't?

Either that or he was crushin some queso dip and missed the play.

like a little sparrow in the back yard guy, 'Wooo guy' becomes background noise.

I hear it too, but I think it's just my tinnitus.

I'm going to hear that shit in my dreams

yep going crazy please consult your Psychiatrist

Checkin in.

I'm at a party of two and both of us are studying. Does that count?

Wooooooooooooo

yup. Quarantined due to strep throat.

Checking in

I don't know football at all; I used to watch for the ads but now, every year during the super bowl I come to /r/NFL for the shitposting and the commentary because it is hilarious. Y'all are extremely funny

Tyrod Taylor was in a commercial?

that drake commercial had me rolling

That blue bikini girl gets a 10/10 tho

That one they had earlier about Version using stats from last year is stupid if you think about it. It's only February. Of course it's last year's numbers.

Him and Ginn seem to be the only ones out there.

So beautiful.

Mexican avocados going 2 for 2 on awesome commercials

The Doritos one was hilarious though.

I just laughed at the hotline bling one. The ending.lol.

Puppy

Monkey

Baby

I normally have a favorite or two but these have all sucked.

Worst year of commercials so far

Very, I'm disappoint.

The dress one was pretty good.

He can because he earned his. Peyton was turned into Brad Johnson for this game and he didn't deserve his first MVP

Fuck it, likes make this a 4chan vote, let's give it to Talib.

Or John Scott

THIS GAME IS RIGGED WAKE UP SHEEPLE

rigged, why dafuq do fans vote for mvp

VOTE TALIB 2016

You said it.

Who was that?

I left a really funny comment too.

yes

:(

Fuuuuuck I just wanted one more season :(

Minimizing attention too, typical Marshawn

Damn. A MAN of few words. Thanks BeastMode!!!

:( Still one of my favorite players.

I enjoyed watching him play. One hell of an athelete

Love this tweet though.

He gone?

Such an attention whore

Meh, dude has a shit personality

Are you 7?

🎶🎶Eli won't have more than me🎶🎶

🎶 Eli, you can suck my balls 🎶

Just like NBA player, James Jones, Miami Heat

he will drop it when they give it to him

I completely forgot he plays for them. Did he even do anything for them?

That's why people are shitting on it. It's soooooo boring to watch

It's also been really sloppy though

I'm enjoying it.

Lot of casual fans maybe?

People only like big off plays nowadays. Kinda like with boxing they expect rocky 4 every match.

I'm enjoying the game

Broncos points this game fumble touchdown less than 15 yards woooo. Broncos offense boring defense carrying so hard

People are idiots that don't realize defenses win games

Literally.

No, actually don't do that. Take it back.

Oh man, did he actually say that?

Math checks out.

That's fair. We've lost our composure.

Yeah, I don't know who that was more insulting to

lmao

You know someone out there has already started.

But accurate

The destiny of 3li.

I also like how they didn't show any Baltimore super babies.

I would imagine they would control for the overall national rise and isolate the specific bump in the winning team's city compared to other cities.

Hurry. Post a meme about it. Or a shower thoughts

Because they also compare it to other cities?

It's because he didn't.

"My pretty smile ain't worth this shit."

Defense wins championships

12 straight third down failures = winning the super bowl

Nah, Eli can still dunk on Peyton

It will 100% go to Von.

Doubt they will

Give it to Colquitt

Or Talib.

Definitely will be a defensive player though.

it is, but fuck who do you give it to

No way he gets it.

give it to Von he is beasting and feasting

They better not. Von Miller would've been robbed.

They won't. There's no way to justify it

Theres no way it doesnt go to Von Miller. Or someone on defense. Theyve literally carried us this entire game and season

yeah....there's NO way they could do that. He's trying his best to lose....it has to go to Miller, if they hold on.

I don't see it happening. Has to be a defensive player.

If the Broncos win I think Von Miller gets it

Why would he get it? Wouldn't go to with the kicker or the guy who keeps getting to Newton?

Of course they will, this is the NFL we're talking about.

It would surely go to whoever has the most sacks

fuck that shit, this is the SB

Dam that booty

There's no way Miller doesnt get MVP

There's no way they can give him MVP. It would be the most laughable MVP ever.

Funny how in mannings career it's always been the opposite for him.

He definitely doesn't deserve it. I'd pick anyone on the defense over him, except Talib.

Frankly Von Miller has done 4x as much to win this game as Peyton

There is absolutely 0 chance of them giving him MVP

It's Millers .... not even close.

Yea if Miller doesn't get it, then it's piss.

It's Von Miller, and everyone knows that.

No way he gets MVP. It has to be Von Miller

If anything manning has allowed the panthers to still have a chance.

If anyone it should be Von Miller or Demarcus Ware

Mom will blow a cow

He got his wish lol

No problem - Denver Defense

He will be happy once they explain what happened to him.

somebody going to die getting those

Did he have to do this during the Superbowl?

Is this official?

Ummm did you not see the Heinz commercial? With the wiener dogs

The first T-Mobile ad was even better

Too bad there was nothing about his dance moves...

Eh, dragged the joke a bit too far

Someone in the predictions thread before the game said Peyton would get a rushing TD and Cam would not

In Cam's defense

Save it. He pussed out and the video is proof.

Ken M is that you?

bruh presidents serve 4 years

How many refs sacked Cam? Answer me that? CHECKMATE!

The refs must have let them jump offsides for a headstart or something I guess.

Right? Wtf. It's not like this is a patriots game, can we just blame the shitty play instead?

Can you say historic defense?

Refs have been bad, but probably not bad enough to change the outcome of the game. We absolutely deserve to lose, we have no answers for this defense.

Nostradamus over here.

cam newton has left the building

It's actually Roger Goodell, they can't throw him out.

:(

Seriously. Damn!

She is so fucking hot.

It's unfortunate that I can upvote this only once.

Watch Peyton get it because blah blah bullshit

Von Miller, two forced fumbles, 1 returned for TD, 2 sacks, at least 5 tackles and i think a pass deflection.

He... He got away with one there

I could get behind this

Stylin & profilin

struts

Every time you celebrate your birthday you're celebrating the fact that your parents banged.

People have sex, get over it. Yes even your parents.

The mental pressure of this pass rush

Michael Oher

lots and lots of manning fans out there

Why should they?

Wooooooo

I personally love his determination

You wont see a Brady or Manning doing that.

???

Dude...

Uhhhh

You're up late.

It's been a bad game, but Peyton Manning is widely regarded as the best QB of all time, so this is quite sentimental for most fans of the sport as he is expected to retire immediately after the game.

If you ever want to learn, /r/nfl has periodic threads in which users can ask anything about the sport.

Here is the most recent one: https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/44lot9/serious_judgement_free_questions_thread_super/

Really? This is one of the worse Super Bowls in the last few years.

What did you enjoy about it?

Alot of frustration on their end, getting stuffed after the season they've had, it's understandable.

they're* plz

*they're

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

Brilliant!

I absolutely hate that man.

But god damn it, do I respect him for somehow being able to continue to do that.

Hes a legend.

I think we can all take solace in the fact that his throat will pay him back tomorrow morning.

Beer

I don't know if I still hear him or if that damn woo is etched in my brain.

Why is he jealous.. He has 2 rings and 2 MVPs

"Damnit. Now I have to win another to stay ahead of my brother."

End of the era is when both him and brash retire.

He looks stoned out of his mind. Also, this should give him motivation not to suck ass every year.

Fantastic.

You're my hero

http://manningface.s3.amazonaws.com/images/1291598653_eli.jpg

Nothing is a guarantee. Hell even Rodgers hasn't been back in 5 years.

And good for Peyton, but the guy I'm really happy for is Ware. All those years on those trash Cowboys teams, and he finally got there.

and they all lived happily ever after.

football is family

So we can have a hundred thousand Peyton's born in nine months time?

Those commercials were by far, the best part of this game.

I didn't think Seahawks fans were old enough to procreate.

In the middle of a superbowl... wow dude, really? Must've been that drake commercial that did it.

I don't... I don't follow.

Edit: HANGING UP HIS CLEATS. Got it.

:(

:(

:(

what a realist

He's finished.

Think that means he is done

Man, why do all the other kids have to bully Marshawn?

Dang hooligans

Damn. Nostalgic

My first thought is someone might steal those. Second is good luck

That's cold like children of men

We can only hope.

I dare say he has game-changing speed.

.__.

He gone

Denver is more likely to score defensively than with their offense

well 5 minutes is enough time for both of them to get at least one touch, given that denver has 3 timeouts

"Aw fuck, now I have to win another."

Hopefully someone that can read this comment

Haha you're fast.

Panthers defense did pretty well though. Held them to field goals and almost made them settle on a field goal on a first and goal. But of course they screwed that up.

Anderson was decent.

Josh Norman.

Josh Norman?

24

Pretty sure thats Josh Norman.

Josh Norman

josh norman

Fuckboy Norman

oh my god that is beautiful

lol lawsuit incoming

As is tradition

What I came here for. I need gifs of these tantrums. Especially when he just collapsed on the ground.

it is everything i dreamed of if Carolina lost this game

No one under 16 should wear axe.

Their hair products are surprisingly high quality though

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Your mom seems to like it.

The deodorant is pretty nice though.

I wear so much axe they call me Scatman Crothers.

No one over 13 - ftfy

Nor should anyone under 17

She's cool.

Dayum.

Kickers are people too!

They did in the first quarter.

Hahahha

Classic Kubiak

It is.

Didn't he do it like 8 hours ag

lol

Oh god, we'd all collectively die

Safety on the play

LOL, right?

"I think this gets overturned obviously"

I am sure he's been playing Super Smash Bros on N64 for the past hour.

What does Ja Rule think?

If CBS has any sense, they will remove him from their airwaves permanently.

Fumble, touchdown carolina

Let's just say we're all happy that he's retired now

Man those books were the awesome

I hadn't noticed it until I started reading this sub, then it wouldn't go away and it was pissing me off

Nantz is great, though.

Nantz is fine. Simms needs to go.

You brought this avalanche upon yourself.

I see you, fella.

hi

http://i.imgur.com/XDAL1by.png

There's so many comments no one will see that I once masturbated with hot sauce and my dick stung for a week

I'm gonna upvote this comment with my 20 other alt accounts and give you gold.

These comments aren't funny anymore

Chunky salsa style or more Tabasco?

Uhh... you what?

HEY EVERYBODY!

Ha.

I don't like bacon

Sounds about like that time I used too much soap.

Well I'm afraid that didn't go sliding past

Red or green? Please reply quickly!

Oh

hot

I once masturbated with hot sauce

Just fuck my shit up fam.

We'll just tag /u/wealthybigwang as hot sauce fucker

Some people like it rough. To each their own.

You done fucked up now

If your comment breaks 1000 upvotes, you gotta do it again, for posterity.

Yep people are weird

You just wanted karma but well played sir well played

Sometimes you need to learn the hard way

You don't know how NFL game threads work, do you? Everybody sorts by new.

What kind of hot sauce. For future reference

It better have been ghost pepper sauce.

I got hot sauce in my bag, swag.

I saw and wtf.

Saw the comment. And no, you didn't.

upvoted

To the top with you

Bring this to the top

My god.

I think you're three years late on that one bud

I'll have to research that, for science

bookmarked

You don't say?

Looks like it's already there

Doesn't sound like a mistake to me

Ya definitely don't go

If he cuts his arm off, what's he gonna dab with?

Von Miller though.....

WHY ISNT IT 56-48 GODDAMNIT

Defense is so much fun to watch. I thought that Bama-LSU game that finished 6-3 was great. Everyone equates high scores to a good game but that's not true.

The NFL has spent so much type hyping how good offenses are, for years now, that lots of people aren't use to seeing some Defenses just go to town.

Srsly, that's all I can hear

I'm wondering if more was spent on her orthodontics or the super bowl.

I tried to submit too. Nada

You really had the audacity to give other players on the Panthers credit for Cam's season lmao. I hope this at least gives you a morsel of respect for what Cam did with this offense. Outside of the interior line (Kalil, Turner and Norwell) this offense isn't shit (jk J Stew deserves lots j cred too).

After this game there won't be any argument about who's the better QB.

All he had over Petyon was that extra ring. Now he's got no bragging rights.

Ware is chasing that Ring.

at least they getting Panther shirts soon!

Don't leave the faucet on!

Fuck them. I pay for the water I can do what I want!

I've seen teams do a complete philosophical turnaround in few years but I don't remember any being in the super bowl at both extremes

I know right, he'd be crazy to not retire after this win.

I chalked that up to being awkward. He probably didn't know who it was until he got close.

Needs more wooooooooo.

He gonna touch her woo-ha

Yup, because there was a necessity for WOOO Guy porn

Ronnie Woo-Woo?

or cable tv altogether

NFL_Mod already made the post game thread. As far as I'm concerned, his word is absolute.

I really want him to score one more TD.

That's his normal face, his excited face has more open mouth.

no - it's Von Miller.

He's only punted 7 times?

Punter would never get one. Would be sweet though.

58 Miller forced a couple crucial fumbles though.

I agree. Not to mention all the negative yards Ginn was forced into.

Agreed, which is surprising considering he's usually a mediocre punter.

A performance for the ages.

Yeah, he deserves to be roasted for not wanting the fumble, but he's also the only reason the Panthers are in this besides their defense.

People don't like professionals who lay on their stomachs and pound the ground like a toddler

That's what I've been saying. People are just shitting on cam but not given credit to that brutal broncos defense.

I agree. Why do people gotta hate on the dude when there offense got outplayed?

Von Miller + their line was too much.

Yeah, that's not unexpected and has nothing to do with the game.

Or get open. I mean, the credit really goes to Denver's D/ST, but Cam looked like the only player on the field for Carolina's offense.

He better ask for a trade, same situation as kd in okc

FeelsBadMan

Yea man I heard as well. Sad day

Thanks for everything Beast

At 29 too. Wow. Still, he's rich as hell and secured.

That or someone tied his shoes up there and I've really overthinking this

wooo

He gone?

i dont get it

I don't get it

dayum

Announcing during the SB? Weird timing but good for him. Godspeed.

Would have been cooler if your QB wasn't on HGH though.

After that commercial..... I believe it

What board?

That would be terrifying if they could pull that off

one of the Bills cowboys superbowls had 11 turnovers.