avukamu · 75 points · Posted at 18:08:43 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm the writer of the prompt. AMA

🎙️ Lrd_Rwekien · 26 points · Posted at 18:26:24 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

What deck do you use on ladder?

avukamu · 39 points · Posted at 20:18:41 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Fatigue/Elise Warrior

but mostly after hitting legend Im practicing Zetalot's priest.

SWAGmoose · 19 points · Posted at 18:19:33 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

What's your favourite vegetable?

🎙️ Lrd_Rwekien · 195 points · Posted at 19:31:43 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

My favorite vegetable is the one that plays Secret Paladin.

zelliant · 33 points · Posted at 20:56:39 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Savage

🎙️ Lrd_Rwekien · 34 points · Posted at 21:49:17 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Roar

thunderous_cat · 17 points · Posted at 22:11:16 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Force

VoicelessFeather · 12 points · Posted at 22:14:24 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

toadofsteel · 39 points · Posted at 00:48:14 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

Concede

bronzor466 · 3 points · Posted at 22:15:10 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Gravity

GGALREADYBRO · 3 points · Posted at 23:03:37 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Times

N0sc0p3dscrublord · 0 points · Posted at 04:16:10 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

Mass

Padrone__56 · 1 points · Posted at 04:34:37 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

Equals

Gothen1902 · 1 points · Posted at 13:49:24 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

Equals

henrywizard · 1 points · Posted at 01:07:23 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

Falls

avukamu · 15 points · Posted at 20:18:20 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Cauliflower

Spamling · 2 points · Posted at 22:37:45 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Good choice.

Cubity_First · 2 points · Posted at 10:30:01 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

The boot..

TCO_Uncontested · 5 points · Posted at 19:15:35 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ass or tits?

avukamu · 17 points · Posted at 20:19:09 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Boobs.

PussyBender · 6 points · Posted at 21:34:17 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Man, ass is the best!

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:35:34 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Nah, boobs are clearly superior

CasualAwful · 2 points · Posted at 16:23:01 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

Anatomically correct, the best kind of correct

lactosefree1 · 2 points · Posted at 22:40:03 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

You pulled the triggered. Why?

avukamu · 7 points · Posted at 23:42:38 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

The beast was in my sights.

Arkanii · 2 points · Posted at 18:37:18 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

What's your favorite type of sandwich?

avukamu · 19 points · Posted at 20:18:51 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Cockmeat.

Androssidong · 4 points · Posted at 21:17:08 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

You better pray to the only god you know that sweet mommy doesn't find out

overweightlwt · 1 points · Posted at 03:00:13 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

YES DUDE

razorator7 · 1 points · Posted at 19:06:02 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

What do you do for living?

avukamu · 23 points · Posted at 20:19:05 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Not Hearthstone

[deleted] · 32 points · Posted at 18:11:32 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Totally didn't even get how it tied in the "quoting epics" until someone else mentioned it. It's even better now.

LehmanToast · 9 points · Posted at 18:37:41 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

'Who am I? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.'

Derglin · 27 points · Posted at 18:52:10 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

You are the human that the Gods have decreed will destroy me?

2/10 Big Game Hunter is dwarf

Chlorates · 52 points · Posted at 15:12:59 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

"Your spirits will break, and your kingdoms shall collapse from my wraith."

hearthscan-bot · 39 points · Posted at 15:13:16 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Mana Wraith Minion Neutral Rare Classic 🐙 | HP, HH, Wiki
2 Mana 2/2 - ALL minions cost (1) more.

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Cruiseway · 8 points · Posted at 19:35:48 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

It kills with inflation

[deleted] · 37 points · Posted at 14:11:51 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

If he's got the beast in his sights why would he close his eyes

MQ2000 · 63 points · Posted at 14:29:27 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

He's just saying the magic phrase

zzxyyzx · 42 points · Posted at 14:52:27 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's like anime characters, you have to call out your attacks before you use them.

Walterion · 54 points · Posted at 16:20:21 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

IUSETHEPOWEROFTHEMAGICCARDPOTOFGREEDITALLOWSMETODRAWTWOEXTRACARDSFROMMYDECKANDPLACETHEMINMYHAND.

🎙️ Lrd_Rwekien · 21 points · Posted at 16:43:02 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

IUSETHEPOWEROFTHEMAGICCARDPOTOFGREEDITALLOWSMETODRAWTWOEXTRACARDSFROMMYDECKANDPLACETHEMINMYHAND.IUSETHEPOWEROFTHEMAGICCARDPOTOFGREEDITALLOWSMETODRAWTWOEXTRACARDSFROMMYDECKANDPLACETHEMINMYHAND.IUSETHEPOWEROFTHEMAGICCARDPOTOFGREEDITALLOWSMETODRAWTWOEXTRACARDSFROMMYDECKANDPLACETHEMINMYHAND.

kerbonklin · 5 points · Posted at 00:07:24 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

I apologize, what does Pot of Greed do?

garbonzo607 · 1 points · Posted at 02:07:54 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

I assume it's a pot of gold.

Bojangolz · -1 points · Posted at 08:51:37 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

It draws 2 cards. The problem is that spells don't cost anything so it's a little broken

AudioSly · 20 points · Posted at 15:06:56 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Seriously, I heard the DBZxHearthstone Control Warrior mirror match arc took 3 seasons.

Ardailec · 10 points · Posted at 15:41:55 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

It got real good in the 4th seasons with when both of the Monkeys became unleashed but I heard it got cancelled afterwords.

ManInTheHat · 4 points · Posted at 16:25:29 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

He pulled the trigger first, unless the story was edited between your comment and mine.

"I've got the beast in my sights!"

I pulled the trigger and closed my eyes.

TosyV1 · 88 points · Posted at 13:42:36 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

"I am the apocalypse incarnate!"

Fucking casual doesn't even know DW's entry line

toadofsteel · 189 points · Posted at 13:48:05 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

I prefer to think it's obfuscated so that you don't immediately think Hearthstone until the punchline.

avukamu · 134 points · Posted at 13:48:03 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)*

I considered using Deathwing's original line, but I wasn't originally planning to make it Hearthstone related at all. To be honest, I got lazy during the action scene and thought "what's the best way to deal with dea-OH."

Also, I've hit legend 4 months ago. Haven't been playing b/c of work but looking to get into it with new expansion.

Theparadingkitten · 36 points · Posted at 14:51:47 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Damn casual thinks that Deathwing's skull is only twice the size of a Dwarf. Does this look like twice the size of a Dwarf?!

ManInTheHat · 28 points · Posted at 16:26:20 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Maybe twice the size of a really fat Dwarf, like that one from The Hobbit.

PM_ME_VALYRIAN_STEEL · 11 points · Posted at 17:51:34 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

His name is Bombur

username1012357654 · 13 points · Posted at 19:22:50 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Bombur? I barely know her.

Lyun · 6 points · Posted at 19:40:29 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

FUCK THE BARREL SCENE

ManInTheHat · 5 points · Posted at 20:36:38 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

In that scene, he's literally Gragas.

2ToTooTwoFish · 2 points · Posted at 12:49:38 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well, he is called Big Game Hunter.

Warfrogger · 8 points · Posted at 16:36:38 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

I was going to make a comment on how Raids in WoW typcially have the bosses at larger scales then they actually are as a mechanic to keep them visible. Trying to target a boss the same size as a player with 10-15 melee classes running around it would be a pain. However I was unaware you actually fought on Deathwing in Cata (stopped at WotLK) so that's kinda a moot point. Do you at any point fight him on the ground similar to fights like Onyxia or Sindragosa or is that the Deathwing fight?

Theparadingkitten · 8 points · Posted at 17:01:25 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yes, there's more. After you remove Deathwings' back armour plating he becomes exposed and Thrall uses the Dragon soul to down him. Deathwing then plummets into the maelstrom but emerges as this.

The rest of the fight is hopping platform to platform whilst you attack Deathwing and his tentacle things until he collapses and then you finish it off by attacking his head.

Ervaloss · 10 points · Posted at 15:04:11 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

There's also the onyxia line, it blurs the dragons together, which is not bad I think.

[deleted] · 96 points · Posted at 13:59:17 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

I've got the beast in my sights!

closes eyes

RadioactiveBallsack · 25 points · Posted at 16:53:05 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Damn dude that's like the punchline of the whole prompt

Dangerpaladin · 3 points · Posted at 20:27:52 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Report for spoilers!

exploitativity · 2 points · Posted at 22:44:03 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

No, he's pointing out that you can't have them in your sights while your eyes are closed, he's not just requoting the last two lines for no reason.

RadioactiveBallsack · 2 points · Posted at 02:21:33 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

I know. But "I've got the beast in my sights" is the punchline is it not?

AnarchyFive · 17 points · Posted at 14:47:24 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Feelsgoodman?

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 18:07:06 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

BrokeBack

MexicanCatFarm · 8 points · Posted at 18:08:10 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

BrodeBack

kerbonklin · 3 points · Posted at 00:07:55 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

Can this be a thing

1337duck · 4 points · Posted at 18:52:09 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

We did it reddit!

🎙️ Lrd_Rwekien · 3 points · Posted at 18:57:13 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Reddit it did we!

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:35:48 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

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🎙️ Lrd_Rwekien · 17 points · Posted at 16:42:11 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

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[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 16:40:22 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's not plagiarism at all, it's just a popular idea

ChemicalExperiment · 1 points · Posted at 16:44:41 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Um...forget I made this comment.

[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 16:49:30 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

Which comment?

StarStealingScholar · 8 points · Posted at 17:19:10 on April 15, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's the spirit.

PinkPartyhat · 1 points · Posted at 16:12:18 on April 16, 2016 · (Permalink)

infuriating? More like malfuriating

When Hearthstone bleeds into /r/WritingPrompts

[WP] When a wise man declared you The Chosen One, everyone poured their resources into training you. Now, you are prepared to face the Final Battle--which would be great, if you hadn't discovered that the 'wise man' was a random guy who liked quoting epics.

FUCK THE BARREL SCENE

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