[WP] When a wise man declared you The Chosen One, everyone poured their resources into training you. Now, you are prepared to face the Final Battle--which would be great, if you hadn't discovered that the 'wise man' was a random guy who liked quoting epics.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ thecoverstory ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 21:13:29 on April 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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avukamu ยท 467 points ยท Posted at 00:54:20 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The creature's wings dawned upon me as the flames continued to dance around me. In the corner of my eye, the town was burning, screams of pain echoing through the night as I turned my attention to the dragon.

"I am your death incarnate!" he roared as he launched its flame into the air, "You puny humans shall bow down to me when you're all burned!" He flapped his wings as the wind tossed the debris around us. Some dust flew into my eyes as I desperately wiped my face.

"And you."

He dragged his attention towards me and craned his neck towards me. His head was nearly twice my size as he seemed to chuckle at our differences. "You? You are the human that the Gods have decreed will destroy me?"

I lowered my shield and sheathed my blade, the bow on my back resting. "I guess so." I shrugged my shoulders. Maybe if I had surrendered, the dragon would let me off easy.

"Ahahahaha!" the dragon roared in laughter as he pushed down on his legs, "Your spirits will break, and your kingdoms shall collapse from my wraith." In one motion, he leaped into the air and began to circle me, his wings knocking me off balance with every flap.

"And now, you shall pay for your insolence!" He continued to circle me as his voice echoed through the destruction, "Prepare yourself, Chosen One!" He opened his mouth as the spines on his back began to glow a fiery red.

I sighed as I reached over my back and prepared my bow.

There's no way that three years of archery prepared me for this.

I let go and the wooden arrow pierced the air, falling short of the target. The dragon unleashed a cone of flame as I quickly rolled to the side, the fire singing bits of my hair. Without hesitating, I prepared another shot as the second arrow managed to find its target, only the arrow bounced off the creature's armored hide. I tossed the bow to the side as I reached for my holster. I pulled out a double-barreled hunting rifle as I knew I had to all-in on the one shot I had.

"Your pathetic attacks do not hurt a God!" the dragon roared as he dove straight at me, "I grow tired! This ends NOW!" I felt the weight of the world force itself upon me as the creature dove closer and closer to me. I took a deep breath and cocked the gun.

"I've got the beast in my sights!"

I pulled the trigger and closed my eyes.


Hope you enjoyed. Kudos if you got the reference for the ending. /r/AvuKamu

MrGarthonk ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 02:24:00 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh bloody hell

BobTheMadCow ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 14:43:04 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sigh Well played!

zzxyyzx ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 14:51:08 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Hm.. well played."

The most infuriating sound ever.

[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:09:16 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.

Trihunter ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:26:51 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SORRY.

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:19:20 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HELLO. HELLO. HELLO.

dvirpick ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:20:38 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Infuriating? More like Malfuri-ating! eh?

ol_hickory ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:22:06 on April 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Force of Nature. Innervate. Savage Roar. Savage Roar.

Hm, well played.

Hm, well played.

Hm, well played.

Hm, well played.

Hm, well played.

GGABueno ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:35:25 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My Apologies.

avukamu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:48 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't you play DOTA 2?

COMMUNISM_IS_COOL ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:56:23 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We need wards

CronosDage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:26 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

> Nice

avukamu ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:45:01 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WELL PLAYED! WELL PLAYED! WELL PLAYED! WELL PLAYED! WELL PLAYED! WELL PLAYED!

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:08:40 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WELL MET!

ThaiGuysFishWithRice ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 13:24:54 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh for fuck sakes

toadofsteel ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 13:48:27 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We're gonna be rich!

avukamu ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 13:50:06 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SPECIAL DEVLIERRRRRY

ssubtle ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:16:25 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WHERE'S YOUR WRITING PROMPT NOW?

Le_Rekt_Guy ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:13:21 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I've got the beast that has the beast in his sights in may saiiiiightz"

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:14:03 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To those who didn't get the reference:

Deathwing

Big Game Hunter

DiscOH ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 07:25:43 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get it.

Tyronis3 ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 08:26:59 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a reference to a particularly controversial card in Hearthstone

Whiskey-Tango-Hotel ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 08:57:02 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Big Game Hunter to be specific.

ctong ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 17:08:49 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also, the card has a rarity: Epic.

CronosDage ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:05:57 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

a random guy who liked quoting epics

bahaha I get it now

TyaArcade ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:22:57 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Controversial because it can kill any sufficiently strong minion (like, I dunno, a world-destroying dragon) with minimal effort.

2ToTooTwoFish ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 15:13:27 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a card in Hearthstone that says that quote at the end. He's card that can kill a card with attack higher than 7 as soon as he is placed on the board. It's called Big Game Hunter and he's just a dwarf with a rifle. But somehow, it can take down dragons, giants, and other powerful monsters.

So the story is referencing it by having the main character be Big Game Hunter, a powerless man with a rifle and it's implied that he wins against this god.

FlipskiZ ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 15:42:12 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The god being Deathwing

Kazuki_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:30:33 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Huh.. TIL

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[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:15:02 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HELLO HELLO HELLO

Linkfoursword ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:40:16 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is our beasts, scrub! Yea, beast it!

Thing124ok ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:37:04 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NO ESCAPE

olop4444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:00 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never thought I'd see you here, Andrew!

avukamu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:17 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do I know you?

MumenWriter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:54:02 on April 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

None of your business.

kuroyume_cl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:48 on April 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well Met

mlkk22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:44 on April 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who am I? None of your business.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:06:52 on April 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I ran into battle like a super-charged duracell bunny ready to eviscerate and decapitate and discombobulate. I was an immortal super-being derived from the discarded pieces of Gods and Kings and Time Lords. I could see into the past and future far enough to use metaphors that were anachronistically incorrect but perfectly acceptable when placed into the context of this sentence. My body was a bulging mess of superiority and sexuality that wielded my gun-blade with all the temerity of a sulky little bitch who's in love with a sorceress.

My steed was your mother, because your mother is the only being throughout all of space and time capable of bearing me. I rode her frequently, and often, and sometimes at regular intervals, because, frankly, I did not know where this sentence was going when I started it and I wanted to make it quite clear how easy it is for me to ride your mother. I recall the wise man predicting my joyous union with your mother, just after he made his other prophecy about how amazing I was going to be.

Oh yeah, and I died in the first charge because I was too busy writing this instead of killing people.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:50 on April 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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WritingPromptsRobot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:52 on April 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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