๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 2224 points ยท Posted at 14:34:12 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his friend, the forger. The bird he passed along the way was the forger's homing vulture, which was en route to the forger's publisher to make a delivery. Unfortunately, the poor bird had to fly down the stairwell to ground level and out the open terrace since the forger's apartment had no windows. She was carrying some rolled up paper on which her owner had written the perfect end to his prized short story, what's delivery was a mission of utmost importance.
You see, the forger was very proud of this story's ending as it unabashedly mocked the last two novellas in a complete collection written by his far more successful literary rival, Condolyssa Blackburn, who had worked to expose the forger's dishonesty by high-hatting his private dealings in said novellas, of which the forger grew thirsty for revenge. This same short story would later assist the forger in framing her for a homicide.
So, the swindler in the stairwell knew of the forger's vulture, but he hated birds and went about swatting and cursing at her for flying around in the building. Though, little did the swindler realize that there was a third crook who had been hiding in the shadows of the stairwell above him. As the swindler rounded the corner and came into view, the young thief named Khan had already lept from the banister one floor up behind the swindler as he planned to knock the swindler down and take his money.
As was indicative of his inexperience, young Khan did not notice the vulture until after he lept from the banister as he was too busy marking the swindler to notice the large bird flying past him on it's way down. The sight of the dutiful bird had caused the swindler to stop and swat and curse, which completely negated Khan's calculated leap, so as he fell toward where the swindler would have been had it not been for the vulture, he joined the swindler in cursing wildly at the bird because she had single-wingedly ruined his plan.
Khan's midair cursing fit caught the attention of the swindler who sighted him, and since Khan was quite green and merely half his age, the swindler immediately began talking down to him, attempting to illustrate how feeble and worthless his attempt to swindle a swindler. Yet, as the swindler turned to continue his ascent upstairs, his pride had hindered him from noticing that Khan had successfully picked the wallet from his back pocket.
Thus, Khan's incredibly embarrassing, albeit successful, incident is now humorously referred to among his fellow con men as the "greatest con ever botched," which is far less mentally demanding than what it was formerly referred to as, which was the "condescending conned ascending con dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes ending condescending Khan's descending on dissenting conned ascending con dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes sending condescending Khan descending condescending condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes ending condescending conned ascending con's dissenting on dissenting condor-sending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes sending condescending conned ascending con's dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes on descending condescending Khan's descending" con.
inspired by /u/slicedclemetines/ et al...
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sweetom888 ยท 710 points ยท Posted at 18:26:32 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/subreddit
vonflare ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 12:27:47 on April 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 302 points ยท Posted at 19:00:29 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm honored to see this thread reach the top all-time spot on /r/WordAvalanches!
As such (as well as promised), please enjoy this nifty clarification (I got progressively lazy with my translation, but there is a TLDR at the bottom for those of you who understand what that's like):
#1 โ condescending conned ascending con dissenting
The con ("confidence man", in this case, the swindler) is first described by three adjectives (kind of like "the noisy big blue truck") condescending because he is criticizing the bird [#3], conned because he is eventually conned by Khan, and ascending because he is in the process of going up[stairs]. The verb dissenting illustrates that the swindler is currently at odds with the bird [#3] and is expressing his difference of opinion with.
NOTE: at the time of the swindler's ascending upstairs (before he had even encountered Khan), he would have been described as the "soon-to-be-conned ascending con," but since Khan's fellow conmen nicknamed the incident by referring to it as it happened in the past, the past tense is used with the word conned.
#2 โ condor-sending condescending con's
Describes the bird [#3] as being owned by another con (confidence man, in this case, the forger, also same as [#4]), who is described by two adjectives, condor-sending because he sent a condor and condescending because he criticizes Condolyssa in his novella's ending [#5].
#3 โ descending condor sending
"descending condor (which is the forger's condor) which is currently descending down[stairs], and is in the process of sending her master's parcel [#5] to the publisher"
#4 โ condor-sending condescending con's
Same as [#2], only the word "con's" describes the forger's ownership of his novella's ending [#5] instead of the bird [#3].
#5 โ dissenting conte's ending condescending
the adjective dissenting describes the ending of the forger's novella (or "conte") (perhaps the ending paragraph or ending chapter) because it takes a position against what Condolyssa [#6] wrote [#7]. Condescending is used to illustrate that the conte's ending takes a spiteful or mocking stance toward Condolyssa's [#6] writings [#7].
#6 โ con-dissenting Condi's
(I'm getting lazy now) con-dissenting is a noun-gerund adjective like "spot-checking", Condi's illustrates possession of her writings [#7].
#7 โ ending condescending contes ending
Condolyssa's condescending contes (which are located at the end[ing] of her collection of short stories) put an end[ing] to [#8].
#8 โ condescending Khan's descending on
the descending of Khan (who is now condescending the bird) toward [#9].
#9 โ dissenting conned ascending con dissenting
"the swindler, who is dissenting the bird [#10]"
NOTE: this is the same as [#1], only the first word is changed to fit the meter.
#10 โ condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes
(Go-Go-Gadget laze!) "the bird ([#2]โ[#7])"
#11 โ sending condescending Khan descending condescending
"which provokes the angry Khan to curse at the bird [#12] which sends Khan (who is described as being condescending) condescending the bird while he descends"
#12 โ condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes
"the bird ([#2]โ[#7])"
#13 โ ending
"[#12] putting and end[ing] to [#14]"
#14 โ condescending conned ascending con's dissenting on
"the swindler's verbal assault on [#15]"
#15 โ dissenting condor-sending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes
"the bird"
NOTE: The only difference here is that the words on dissenting differ from (but sound very similar to) the first word used in [#4]โ[#8] (condescending). On is a preposition that illustrates what the swindler's verbal assault was directed toward and dissenting describes the forger as being at odds with something (Condolyssa's nasty contes).
#16 โ sending
"which then directs (or sends)"
#17 โ condescending conned ascending con's dissenting
"the swindler's verbal assault on"
#18 โ condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes
"the bird"
#19 โ on descending condescending Khan's descending"
"toward criticizing Khan for his failed attempt to descend upon him"
#20 โ con.
"trick/swindling/dupe."
It's a cause-and-effect train. The swindler stopped ascending up the staircase and started cursing at the forger's vulture, which ended Khan's descent on the swindler because the swindler stopped short of the mark. Noticing that his attempt had failed, the descending Khan began to curse at the vulture for ruining his plan. Khan's cursing caught the ear of the swindler who then directed his verbal assault from the vulture toward criticizing Khan instead for being such a noob (Haduken).
TLDR: It was known (by the laymen conmen) as the swindler-dissenting-forger's-vulture-ending-Khan's-descent-on-swindler-sending-Khan-condescending-vulture-ending-swindler's-dissenting-the-vulture-directing-swindler's-dissenting-toward-Khan's-failed-descent con.
/u/Hedgehogs4me/ /u/baru_monkey /u/PM_ME_YOUR_NUDE_LEGS/ /u/Negro-Amigo /u/Albino_Smurf/
thesamenameasyou ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 07:25:10 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for putting all the time and effort into your post and into this follow up, I think /r/WordAvalanches will forever be in your debt.
thektulu7 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 16:08:48 on March 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is absolutely awesome. I still don't know what the hell is going on but it's awesome.
refotsirk ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 14:42:45 on March 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was just amazing. I originally started reading the avalanche and thought, "No way, He's just throwing random words in there and hoping no one will notice it doesn't make any sense." Then I realized how very wrong I was. :-)
HokumGuru ยท 566 points ยท Posted at 18:27:59 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's it everyone. Pack your bags, this sub is done. No one can beat this.
justinmphoto ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 19:14:32 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I might be able to give it a go.
HokumGuru ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 20:04:24 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
PM me when you do. I don't wanna miss that.
tbtregenza ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 07:24:33 on October 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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TheVotalSword ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 06:34:29 on November 4, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And I'm sensing butts are tensing
OurSuiGeneris ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 18:06:51 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom's spaghetti
I_Like_Spaghetti ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:09:27 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did the penne say to the macaroni? Hey! Watch your elbow.
Firoaren ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:11:41 on March 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetti your regretti
abacussssss ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:18:50 on October 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Post meridian me too.
๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 20:28:48 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
likewise :P
dudeguy_loves_reddit ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:13:35 on October 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta lotta people to PM.
Army88strong ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:27:30 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ditto
Nigglon ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:39:13 on October 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
PM me also.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:27:28 on March 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pm me too
ThatShitMe ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 21:06:26 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
How long did you spend on this?
๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 21:53:48 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
roughly an hour total between last night and lunch time.
ThatShitMe ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 21:59:27 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dayum good work
TheSilverwolfKnight ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 20:48:40 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone bring in /u/Mish106, we're done here.
Mish106 ยท 260 points ยท Posted at 04:44:54 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OK, shut it down. Everyone out, I'll turn the lights off.
Diarrhea_Van_Frank ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 18:59:24 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet Jesus. This is the Mona Lisa of /r/wordavalanches
binkarus ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 14:19:23 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I knew subscribing here was a good idea. The concept was getting stale to me lately, but then this happens.
inconspicuous_male ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 01:52:09 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am so turned on right now
Perfect_Perception ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 16:31:36 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'll be damned...
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๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 01:05:42 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I honestly never expected such an overwhelming response :)
Also, a big thank you to whoever gifted my first reddit gold for this self.WordAvalanches. I will treasure it always!
Hedgehogs4Me ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 05:18:15 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone might have to break this one down for me.
KingNashII ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 10:09:48 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I want to fuck you
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 05:52:37 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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dandaman0345 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 05:11:53 on November 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Born too late to explore the world, too early to explore the universe, and just in time to explore "condescending conned ascending con dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes ending condescending Khan's descending on dissenting conned ascending con dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes ending condescending conned ascending con's dissenting on dissenting condor-sending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes sending condescending Khan descending condescending condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes sending condescending conned ascending con's dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes on descending condescending Khan's descending" cons.
JsKingBoo ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 19:37:26 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck
Cerblu ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:30:05 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait... run that by me again?
baru_monkey ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:46:02 on November 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, this is as deep as I'm going:
the "swindler
dissenting (the forger's diving vulture sending (the forger's dissenting story's ending)) mocking (forger-exposing Condolyssa's ending) condescending stories ending condescending
Khan's jumping on the dissenting swindler
dissenting (the forger's diving vulture sending (the forger's dissenting story's ending)) mocking (forger-exposing Condolyssa's ending) condescending stories ending condescending
swindler's dissenting on
dissenting (the forger's diving vulture sending (the forger's dissenting story's ending)) mocking (forger-exposing Condolyssa's ending) condescending stories sending condescending
Khan jumping condescending
(the forger's diving vulture sending (the forger's dissenting story's ending)) mocking (forger-exposing Condolyssa's ending) condescending stories sending condescending
swindler's
dissenting (the forger's diving vulture sending (the forger's dissenting story's ending)) mocking (forger-exposing Condolyssa's ending) condescending stories
on descending condescending Khan's jumping" ruse.
๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:55:38 on November 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Awesome!
I do believe you're the first to publicly try a hand at breaking this thing down. You got the vast majority spot on, but there are a few things that I felt were either left out or misinterpreted (which is understandable as each of the words used have several meanings and even take on different parts of speech).
Maybe I'll swoop in and post a clarification one day. I'll make sure you're the first to know.
PM_ME_YOUR_NUDE_LEGS ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:47:50 on November 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Please just swoop. No more descending.
Tonadas ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 03:05:12 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet flying shit. That wasn't a word avalanche, that was an intergalactic freighter dumping it's full snow payload from orbit
panquakez ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:14:38 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love for someone to read the awesome ones on YouTube, this would be so relaxing, hell of a job!
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 11:55:14 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe Sean Connery?
๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:43:50 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Genius. I'll get to work on that post haste.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 13:34:17 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
zbzash2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:16:25 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Post it here please if whoever did
Aldrai ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 01:59:42 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Does the word 'shame' mean anything to you?"
๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 02:13:10 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
er.. something about a Mexican grabbing you by the collar to make you pay a dollar to visit Mexico? I was never really keen on those pat-a-cake rituals :\
๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:19:05 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
damn.. just got the reference.
~Cheers
Exedus-Q ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:14:08 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Help your fellow man out?
๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:20:46 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The banner at the top of this sub; read the comic strip.
CouchPotato0608 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:26:49 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh
RUSTY_LEMONADE ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:12:16 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You win.
thegrenadines ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:51:21 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is a thing of beauty. But could Connie's name be changed to Condi (like Condoleezza Rice's nickname) to make it even more consistent sounding?
๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:51:55 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed, I'm currently making some changes to the thing. Thanks for this great suggestion! :)
binkarus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:18:20 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
A fine suggestion.
mangarooboo ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:24:46 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Un-fucking-real.
tylerthehun ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:39:05 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I just had a stroke.
Army88strong ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:28:30 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
inf/10 lost my ability to read. Would recommend
metagloria ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:45:57 on November 4, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NaN
PM_ME_YOUR_NUDE_LEGS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:45:55 on November 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
10/0 Undef.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:45:06 on October 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 10:50:34 on October 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
somewhat of a pain to read.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:38:23 on October 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:01:38 on October 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, thank you :)
NosyEnthusiast6 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:56:55 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
</subreddit>
PronunciationIsKey ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:24:48 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the longest word avalanche on here?
arsredneck ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:23:28 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo
Beznay ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:56:38 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think I might be in shock
professor_tappensac ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:02:07 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely incredible! Well done!
SteezyMcQueen ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:32:27 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad we could have been here, for this.
Kilazur ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:49:08 on October 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here in Provence, France, we would say "fatche de con" if we knew anything about english.
JuqeBocks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:51:47 on February 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say "merde"
tripptofan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:35:38 on October 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Incredible.
Reading this is like doing brain push'ups.
TyphlosionGOD ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:52:19 on December 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
1114 points, 100% upvoted. That's gotta be the most point I've ever seen with no downvotes
๐๏ธ shigglesmcwhigley ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:24:59 on December 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure this thing does have some downvotes, because it was at 99% for the longest time and even hit 96% during the first week or so. I suppose the 100% might be due to rounding up (unless all the downvoters had a change of heart).
I've decided to post an elaborate dissection of this thing if it ever gets bumped to the #1 all-time spot.
Locococoboco ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:42:46 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This physically hurt me.
Dlgredael ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:34:28 on April 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that was good. God damn man, I'm speechless.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:03:16 on December 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I am exhausted and i went through like half of that...
Insilencio ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:42:57 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welp. Game over. That was fun.
TheTemplar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:12:08 on January 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck
Hawkmoona_Matata ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:42:19 on February 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea what I just read, but I'm upvoting it. Good lord.
CabassoG ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:11:55 on March 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jeeeez
Michafiel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:54:57 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
W-w-w-wtf.
d1ngd0ngkid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:05:42 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a work of art, great job.
Negro-Amigo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:44:36 on November 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ok OP, you've got to break it down for us.
synapticimpact ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:19:43 on December 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking christ
Vinon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:47:22 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm CONfused.
standrew5998 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:48:16 on January 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ...
nolanhp1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:14:41 on March 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This hurts my head
Masterfireheart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:21 on March 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck
agrajagthemighty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:06:55 on October 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ.
Albino_Smurf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:57:32 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't suppose there's a TL;DR of this
glorioussideboob ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:08:16 on February 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest con ever botched.