What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ slicedclementines ยท 267 points ยท Posted at 17:04:39 on October 9, 2015 ยท (Permalink)


Condescending

epic4evr11 ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 17:47:10 on October 9, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What do you call a snarky con walking down stairs? A condescending con descending

[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:30:46 on October 9, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What do you call a midget psychic who has escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

WolfyMN ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:33:15 on October 9, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Biggie Smalls, RIP

DaylightDarkle ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:29:33 on October 10, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Spoilers, sheesh.

Lil Gideon is awesome, though

liberal_texan ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:21:41 on October 9, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What do you call a snarky con walking down the stairs, who pretends to trip to sue the property owner?
A condescending con descending con.

[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 20:45:31 on October 9, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What do you call a snarky swindler walking down the stairs to send his homing vulture with a message, who then pretends to trip and sue the property owner?

A condor-sending condescending con descending con.

strionic_resonator ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:41:46 on October 10, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You all have what it takes to get out of here and head to /r/wordavalanches

[deleted] ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 15:00:23 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

done.

A swindler passes by a bird in the stairwell of an apartment building...

and thanks for the referral to a fun sub :)

strionic_resonator ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 20:15:11 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

happy to help

clicks link

what have I done?

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:00:48 on February 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

U made history fam. You alone encouraged /u/shigglesmcwhigley to make a Mt. Everest level word avalanche

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:24 on October 9, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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illiggle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:29 on October 9, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

doing the Nigerian prance