[Poetry] Google Sheet

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ SaltedSalmon ยท 5071 points ยท Posted at 16:45:54 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)


170505170505 ยท 246 points ยท Posted at 17:56:55 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is going on? Iโ€™m lost

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ SaltedSalmon ยท 769 points ยท Posted at 17:59:06 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you select a semi large column and try to lower it by only one cell, google sheet will bring you to the abyss of your spreadsheet at maximum speed and thereโ€™s nothing you can do

170505170505 ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 18:25:49 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Woah that is not a nifty feature

racecaracecaracecar ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:14:27 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Google Sheets BBBEEEETTTTTAAAAAAA

adhi- ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 19:40:32 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i think this is their way of punishing those who don't learn keyboard shortcuts

[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:53:21 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's the only way you'll learn

I_am_Norwegian ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:55:05 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is the shortcut for moving your selection? I've looked for it before after getting sick of having to zoom out and then having struggle finding the pixel wide width of the "move this shit" edge.

adhi- ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:53:53 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ctrl x, arrow to where you want, Ctrl v

ArcaneYoyo ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 00:02:49 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Something about "the abyss of your spreadsheet at maximum speed" makes me laugh so hard

nonrg1 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:47:40 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ctrl + z

EverythingSucks12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:12 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why

vpatel999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:04 on April 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just tried it out and yep, that's a thing... oof

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:58:50 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you select a semi large column and try to lower it by only one cell

https://support.content.office.net/en-us/media/1b728b07-7fb8-4e2a-81d3-51b2ae7bc82b.png

larswo ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 17:57:57 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
BadBoy6767 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:04:16 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
avandesa ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:58:56 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Try moving a selection down one row in Google sheets.

Odusei ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:09 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

People use Google sheets?

avandesa ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 19:57:04 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately, yes. If you find an open source live collaboration platform, please let me know.

VikeStep ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:43:09 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is Google Sheets even open source? I can't seem to find the source if it does exist.

omnilynx ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 02:05:13 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's definitely not. He probably means free.

VikeStep ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:09:53 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In that case, Microsoft Excel Online is much better than Google Sheets in terms of functionality and is free as well.

avandesa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:05:58 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's free as in gratis, but not free as in libre. https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.en.html

VikeStep ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:37:54 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Google Sheets isn't free either though under that definition.

avandesa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:38 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't say it was.

FuzzyLitchi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:24:48 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's not FOSS, I think he means there is no live collaborative FOSS spreadsheet program

furtiveraccoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:59 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

SharePoint

/s

TheBluePundit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:52 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Libre office calc?

tlozada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:15 on April 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

One Drive?

ProgramTheWorld ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 22:31:28 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Microsoft Excel supports live collaboration

avandesa ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:53:52 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

open source

BHSPitMonkey ยท 421 points ยท Posted at 18:15:23 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Cut, select cell in second row, Paste

Renson ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 18:37:41 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Alternatively, on this empty spreadsheet a simple Insert Row Above would solve the problem

philip1201 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:36:51 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Or you can select only the top cell, then select 'insert cell' - 'shift down'.

TheFlashFrame ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 06:38:16 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, but this shouldn't be the only way.

DogeCatBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:58 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's not. You just right click and click insert row above. It's in most spreadsheet programs

Hashbrown777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:08:29 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

An easier way is to do the same as in the vid, but dont scroll back up; just drag from the bottom of the selection instead.

FromTheDeskOfJAW ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:42 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Alternatively, Copy* and Paste

AlmightyWrestler ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 20:34:12 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This reminds me of 2014-2015 montage parodies. I'd be fine with a renaissance.

173rdComanche ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 00:35:56 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Those were peak montage parodies, I remember my first dive into those was this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

RabaGhastly ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 08:22:44 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This one is my all time favorite.

orionsbelt05 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:17:28 on April 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This was the first one that I remember seeing and I still think it's the best.

allyourphil ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:04:59 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

President - Obama

TheFlashFrame ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:40:08 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Salsa on my balls boi

Sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa Salsa on my balls boi

Weed brownie

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:32:07 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I hear Mitt Romney

KneegrowAids ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 11:10:59 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
CaptainCool600 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:35:21 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think I just had a seizure

LMAOItsMatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:53 on April 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I have been looking for this video for years. Thank you

[deleted] ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 23:43:38 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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753951321654987 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:55 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

same. after someone would post a small kid barley falling over and be like OMG PLEASE MAKE A PARODY OF THIS

i miss the day they were actual video game montage parody though.

XMBomb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:14 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thorbinator ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:03:09 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
sexualrhinoceros ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:09:33 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The top post of the past week is at 167 karma. I literally cannot believe a subreddit has taken that sharp of a nose dive with over a dozen posts above 4k karma.

greatcolor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:25:50 on April 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It died super fast because everyone was just rehashing the same jokes over and over for the most part, then a bunch of the people who made those videos started trying to stream and vlog and we found out that they were actually cringey as fuck.

Krypticore ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 18:31:29 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

oh god I cant stop laughing at this

Fuck_Alice ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:47:07 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's the zoom and shake baby

Tacvbazo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:02:51 on April 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Please donโ€™t shake baby

bil-sabab ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:41:48 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Google sheet is a digital mental hellgate. Thats how cenobites get you these days.

MyOnlyAlias ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:15:04 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As someone who does a lot of work in Google Sheets, this gave me a hearty belly laugh. Thanks for this. I feel your pain.

UN_Security_General ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:04:33 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My friend, thank you for the laugh. Good day!

avaslash ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:26:00 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I work in finance. This made my choke on my coffee.

omfglmao ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:42:08 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I can't replicate this, I just try and it stop when I let go of the mouse.

Wolfey1618 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:38:49 on April 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My favorite feature is if you shrink a row or column too much, you can no longer get it back ever, can't even undo it.

postbyproxy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:41:11 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Quality

Also Excel does this too

hypoid77 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 00:44:57 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Excel does so many stupid things it's amazing. OH YOU BOLDED A CELL? WELL LET ME CLEAR OUT YOUR CLIPBOARD HAHA

R00bot ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:26:55 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know why they decided to change how simple copy/paste/cut functions work for Excel but it's fucking ridiculous.

hypoid77 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:36:21 on April 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Or how about you highlight a line with your cursor, click into another screen or window, HAHA SURPRISE THE HIGHLIGHTING ISN'T DISPLAYED JUST USE YOUR FINGER TO REMEMBER WHAT LINE YOU'RE USING IDIOT.
I could really talk about these all day.

Gamecrazy721 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:40:04 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I want to subscribe to excel facts

si3rra_7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:36 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

song ?

FrozenBlast ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:23:47 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:44 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:43:02 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is excel free?

BadBoy6767 ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 19:04:47 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And that's why web applications shouldn't exist

BadBoy6767 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:43 on April 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How's everybody loving their web cloud-based 3D modelling software?
How about all your web video editors?

Cause it's not like the web wasn't designed for web applications and has great logical decisions made for standard file formats.

BadBoy6767 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:19 on April 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How's everybody loving their web cloud-based 3D modelling software?
How about all your web video editors?

Cause it's not like the web wasn't designed for web applications and has great logical decisions made for standard file formats.

SpringgVibes ยท -52 points ยท Posted at 17:11:10 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

this is probably the worst video ever

0/10

salted sucks

icepho3nix ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:53:39 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

April Fools?