[Haiku] When someone beats you in a video game

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ YellowVeddbetter ยท 13637 points ยท Posted at 22:13:16 on March 14, 2017 ยท (Permalink)


Im_The_Real_Batman ยท 1266 points ยท Posted at 00:47:22 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of when dunkey beat sky in smash

mortiphago ยท 240 points ยท Posted at 03:51:51 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

no thread is safe

flying_tacos ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:20:27 on May 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

S fedfwndwegww seeer and edges xgnsqw env

ChewyNeko ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 04:04:56 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"ooh he's kickin' my dick off" -Sky Williams

Kuido ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 03:52:05 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 05:05:30 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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Kuido ยท 166 points ยท Posted at 05:08:42 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The guy who lost to dunkey in smash

ebilgenius ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 09:34:51 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No wait I think that's the guy who didn't lose to dunkey in smash....

Oh wait no you're right, have him tagged as "guy who lost to dunkey in smash", my mistake

[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 11:36:57 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hahah! Nice!

RHYTHM_GMZ ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 16:55:25 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds of a thing that happened to me recently. I was playing quickplay in Overwatch a few days ago and randomly got matched with sky on my team. He was just playing casually and talking like a normal player, and I kept giving him compliments in the chat (he didn't know I knew who he was though). We lost the match, and he said ggs and that we all played well. I of course had to type in the chat "yeah well at least I can beat dunkey in smash". I heard a loud sigh and then he went quiet and left the game. Dude really hates that meme haha.

DifferentNoodles ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:22:25 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck that's savage, talk about salt in the wound.

acllive ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 09:52:39 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

dude man come on, sky has a family

Aesthetically ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:13 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ™RIP, Sky

suitablyuniquename ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:21:34 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of when in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcerโ€™s table.

Mister_Potamus ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 18:26:59 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sorry but you must be at least this Reddit famous to ride that karma train.

suitablyuniquename ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:50:12 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

At least I can say I tried.

TehChesireCat ยท 181 points ยท Posted at 01:53:31 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

'Tis but Kripp's lair

Edit: grammar

BadAtAlotOfThings ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 02:04:17 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Haven't watched Kripp in a while but isn't he generally chill?

eonge ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 02:06:03 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

bruh he is salty as fuck

Supernova141 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 07:23:37 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Kripp is actually chill and salty in teh same time... it's a very chill brand of salt

Like he won't freak out, he'll just be like "He went first and played on curve so i guess i auto-lose"

JakalDX ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:43:56 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

And honestly that's part of the appeal. I dunno why, but his "fuck my life" attitude is hilarious.

Supernova141 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:07:59 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Thats what happens when youre a talented gamer playing an RNG based game lol. I think he wouldve been happier playing a different game

JakalDX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:43 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He's a lot happier when he plays Shadowverse from what I've seen

Supernova141 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:48 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah i have to try it out, he seems to truly like it

TehChesireCat ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:54:01 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'd say he's overall quite chill, I'm not a daily watcher, mostly see some of his YouTube videos. But it is one of his "staples" to get reaally salty sometimes. Just part of the persona, I wasn't being too serious :) I honestly thought I was on /r/Hearhstone and that somebody was posting this in regards to something Kripp related :')

eonge ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:03:41 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

kripp: chill when RNG goes insanely his way.

also kripp: salty mofo when RNG goes a little bit against him.

my experience from watching his youtube vods.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:07 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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TehChesireCat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:02:16 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

So... I can't comment because I don't watch daily, but... you hate it, but DO watch every day? That seems very unwise friend, I suggest you try to avoid watching the things that annoy you, and Kripp seems to trigger you quite a bit..

S4yol ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:45:49 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Kripp is salty, but Reynad is almost unbelievable

Skelletorr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:55:24 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He's a salty seal but doesn't rage or yell.

Draav ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:51:44 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

His youtube videos when he talks about stuff he is chill, on stream in the middle of matches he is constantly salty. When I was into hearthstone I usually just watched the beginning and didn't watch the actual game play because it was just boring to see him complain constantly

JakalDX ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:53:33 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He hates HS but it pays the bills

Moxxface ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:42:13 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Can't blame him. If I had to do what he does, I'd rather be homeless. Fuck hearthstone.

RandomTomatoSoup ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:34:40 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

'T is

the fuck

TehChesireCat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:04:32 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, I see, in my language one abbreviate the words it is (het is) as 't is, whereas in English it is " 'Tis ". Somehow my brain confused the two

edster2003 ยท 629 points ยท Posted at 23:32:07 on March 14, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Essentially the entire nation, minus New England, after the Super Bowl.

OrsonSwells ยท 293 points ยท Posted at 01:18:15 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Why do you think the abbreviation for North America is NA?

Datadagger ยท 323 points ยท Posted at 02:31:48 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

Jelder2189 ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 04:48:45 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

/r/dota2 is leaking again

[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 05:50:01 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Do people rag on NA in other games too? I thought that was a Starcraft thing. What other games do we get crushed at?

AndiSproink ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 05:52:32 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

All of them

cr0wbar ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 06:04:31 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

NA got some fighting games down, don't worry. :)

onwuka ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:29:05 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Welcome to league of legends!

thetrombonist ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 06:47:23 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

CSGO especially. When someone fucks up, they call it NA counterstrike for a reason

Pricee ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 11:38:02 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

NA LoL and OW to

Bfreak ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:12:43 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

EleGiggle MY BELLY IS HUGE EleGiggle MY BRAIN HAS DELAY EleGiggle YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT EleGiggle I'M FROM NA. EleGiggle

thetrombonist ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:29:46 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Wat

Masked_Death ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:44:33 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

4Head NA FLASH LUL 4Head

malfurionpre ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 08:09:59 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Do people rag on NA in other games too?

A better question would be "Is there a game where people don't rag on NA?" the answer would probably be No though.

Zealey ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:55:02 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Super Smash Bros!

FgtBruceCockstar2008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:28 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Leffan

TheNorthComesWithMe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:50:28 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This particular joke isn't about NA being bad at dota so much as it's about the pub environment.

MiceTonerAccount ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:33 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

/r/Agario especially at night

xXxWeed_Wizard420xXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:03 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty much everything :(

FukinCommie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:46 on May 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

yes

Watanogiku ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:22:53 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I've always seen it used in LoL. NA Smite, NA Flash, NA Kick etc.

4GAG_vs_9chan_lolol ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:36:37 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Shitty "______ is leaking" comments are leaking again.

coopstar777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:32:52 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I mean people say that about literally every online game but sure, dota 2 totally did it first, whatever tickles your peach

Milith ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 09:34:15 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
TheNorthComesWithMe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:49:36 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Really? People made copy pasta about PPD in every other online game?

______DEADPOOL______ ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 05:50:21 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I still resent the fact that Na is pronounced Sodium. WTF CHEMIST ARE YOU MAD????

Hygienic_Sucrose ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:13:44 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Natrium

stuck_in_the_desert ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:26:05 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
pHScale ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:17:49 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Not applicable?

Zeke911 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:23:36 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
natt101 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 02:40:07 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure someone with the user name /u/pHScale is well aware of that

pHScale ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 02:24:13 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm aware.

zrvwls ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 02:30:37 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hi aware

pHScale ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 02:49:51 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hi

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:13:08 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Because those are the first two letters of the respective words. N is the first letter of "North", A is the first letter of "America". That's just how acronyms work.

JSleek ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:56:56 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I don't like the Pats, but you can't help but be impressed by an amazing comeback like that.

Ginganinja4545 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:03:47 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

People are mad at the Pats for winning and I'm just thinking "How the fuck did they bleed 20 odd points in one quarter?"

DrGuard1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:21 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

20 is an even number though that doesn't even make sense

Wrydryn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:43 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It's a phrase.

Chetcommandosrockon ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 02:48:17 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Not really, the entire NFC South was united against the Dirty Birds.

unclairvoyance ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:38:56 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Gatebros

Crypticlibrarian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:19:37 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Well this wasn't the first time the north fought a united south and destroyed Atlanta

MrBoo88 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:28:41 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lint_Warrior ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:26 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I won five dollars thanks to the Pats and I'm from Minnesota. Needless to say, I was not salty.

draginator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:44 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, just look at our roads, we just have it in a different form.

w00tmang ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:17:50 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck tom brady.

Mister_AA ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 02:23:58 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Behind the scenes tour of PPD's house

phillyd32 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:19:48 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is where he was born and raised.

TownIdiot25 ยท 320 points ยท Posted at 02:34:45 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

BRB Gonna edit this a bit.

Edit: https://youtu.be/N5vjsacPJtg

-GWM- ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 06:20:16 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
mtgnewb65 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:26:39 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

So true, the amount if people who complain because they aren't good at the game is actually insane lol

Ceroy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:09:02 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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RemindMeBotBro ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 03:21:03 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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Ceroy ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 03:27:43 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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mitch13815 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:01:12 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Every account on reddit is a bot except you.

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TownIdiot25 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:27:48 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Done.

Nicktai_Gio ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:16:57 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Beautiful.

cptki112noobs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:56:02 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You should post that to /r/Overwatch

Mr_fun_bags ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:09:23 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Beenhereallalong

Wubbledaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:58 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

HA

LameDewgong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:16 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Perfect

banshee_boy ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 01:11:41 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

someone needs to put kripp's face on that guy

[deleted] ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 23:04:48 on March 14, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ahhhh mobas

[deleted] ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 01:15:39 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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ArmanDoesStuff ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:23:17 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That was a tasty amount of salt.

thetrombonist ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:49:28 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That's Moe, the saltiest person to have ever played CS, though

ewbrower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:39:28 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

They are very angry

JakalDX ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:54:36 on March 14, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget the FGC

woah_man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:44 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Fighting games don't have such long matches or random teammates though. Yes, people in the fgc will get really salty on losses, but they only have themselves to blame for a loss.

Ketchupboi ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:18:09 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Best Haiku in a while

xMorningGloryx ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 08:30:24 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
blackredshoes9 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:25:10 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ooooh, so this is the Woolie Hole.

Seriousfilms ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:21:06 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Backstage at Castle Superbeast

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:53 on April 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Not enough broken hulk figures

ItsSansom ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:22:17 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ooh this one's great for so many situations, that's a keeper

peterhobo1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:39:41 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I think I am gonna make a csgo soumdboard just for this clip

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:41:19 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What documentary is this?

Mr_Enduring ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:44:57 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:46:51 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks, I'll check it ou

delaboots ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:48:00 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get it?...

cronos844 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:31:20 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Salt as in upset you are losing in a game.

Salty is used to express that emotion in gaming.

Rodot ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:20:15 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Which comes from "salty tears" because tears are salt water.

Sebastipole ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:23 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm such a dumbass, I never made that connection before...

Darth_Mall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:39 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Right? That one seems like a stretch. I always thought it was from "pouring salt in the wound", since if you're asking if somebody is "salty" you're taunting them, which is basically pouring salt in the wound

LavastormSW ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:26:24 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Overwatch in a nutshell.

N8theSnake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:20:44 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, that's the Strataca salt mine/museum in Hutchinson, KS. I've been there.

babadivad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:55 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This was hilarious

AdrianBrony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:14:38 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hey I recognize that title verbatim from the tumblr post going around using this video.

Dimiranger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:40 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This comment applies. I know this is not a meme, but I don't think it's funny either way. I think people are just happy they are in on the "joke" and upvote this trash. Makes me lil salty.

mitch13815 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:17 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That... actually looks like a really interesting documentary.

Lord7777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:28 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

/u/tg_clutch When an enemy drops a 30 bomb

Mathieulombardi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:09 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I see you've played Jedi Knight 2

tracenator03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:04 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

When did Bird Person start narrating documentaries about salt mines?

oOspiritOo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:02 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

someone already made parodies of this on youtube called "counter salt globally offended"

thel33tman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:27 on March 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Does that man work for Riot?

furtiveraccoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:32 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

aka me, solo queuing in Overwatch. It's just garbage.

Sodra ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:09:49 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:40:33 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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TheNorthComesWithMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:23 on March 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oh hey it's one of those markov chain bots.