[Poetry]Hughsenberg

[deleted] · 5002 points · Posted at 17:54:46 on September 10, 2016 · (Permalink)


TCupcake · 766 points · Posted at 19:43:11 on September 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is better than I expected

totemcrackerjack · 210 points · Posted at 21:50:19 on September 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Good effort on the lip-sync

Legend_Of_Greg · 35 points · Posted at 23:53:35 on September 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

The perfect lip-sync is what does it.

pallid4431 · 416 points · Posted at 22:05:22 on September 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hey. That's pretty good.

c0lin91 · 150 points · Posted at 01:49:41 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

No, it's Hugh Mungus

bent_k · 50 points · Posted at 02:53:57 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hugh Mungus what?

[deleted] · 36 points · Posted at 02:54:27 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hugh Mungus.

UniversityDaniel · 36 points · Posted at 02:55:55 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

HUGH MUNGUS WHAT?

[deleted] · 31 points · Posted at 03:00:44 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hugh Mungus.

felio_ · 29 points · Posted at 03:15:47 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT?

[deleted] · 25 points · Posted at 03:18:19 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

No it's my name.

SomeOrdinaryCanadian · 24 points · Posted at 03:21:57 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

THIS PERSON JUST SEXUALLY... JUST SPOKE TO ME IN A SEXUALIZED MANNER

[deleted] · 17 points · Posted at 03:22:32 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

No I didn't

TheColossalTitan · 2 points · Posted at 06:17:18 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

wat da FUCK??

[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 09:10:13 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

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TheColossalTitan · 3 points · Posted at 09:59:41 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

(It's the lady in the background)

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 19:02:56 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

oh shit

Cytosen · 19 points · Posted at 04:51:51 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Cue everyone quoting the video we all just watched

floppers09 · 3 points · Posted at 05:36:36 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

NO THIS IS PATRICK

braveliltoaster1 · 101 points · Posted at 01:30:46 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

9/10 missing the background outraged "what the fuck!?!?"

edgykid111 · 14 points · Posted at 16:41:23 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*

I wanted Jesse to say it but he didn't speak in this scene

burnSMACKER · 61 points · Posted at 22:35:34 on September 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Love the effort put into it!

sixtytozero · 179 points · Posted at 23:08:14 on September 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

This post isn't shit enough for this sub

TheFacelessObserver · 26 points · Posted at 04:20:54 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*

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What is this?

Libertyreign · 54 points · Posted at 05:02:20 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Matwabkit · 59 points · Posted at 05:52:46 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*

I lost it at that girl going "What the fuuuck" in the background at about 1:55.

Was his name actually Hugh Mungus?

Edit: Jesus this woman is such an asshole oh my god. Even if he was just fucking with her, his gestures and tone were not even close to sexual.

I am so confused about this situation, so I'm gonna throw out some questions in the hopes that some kind soul can answer some.

What is a bunker? Is it a political party? Does it have to do with apocalypse prep or something?

And why are people supporting her from the background? Did they even hear the exchange that took place?

And isn't a security company exactly the people that have the authority to remove someone from a building, or is that a British thing or... ? Also do the cops even come to private news company filmings? Like why would they?

It's so bizarre to see people defend this woman in the moment, not really knowing what the actual "harassment" was. I guess that's just sort of a group mentality thing.

I can only watch this video in short bursts because it annoys me so much haha.

EDIT 2: WOOOAAAAAH and I'm back because I just read an article on the thing and apparently he wasn't even being interviewed about bunkers, he was there just to talk about his Heroin addict daughter. The guy probably would have incited less yelling if he had kept a less straight face to be honest. He told the joke too well.

serendippitydoo · 31 points · Posted at 06:32:52 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Welcome to modern feminism, trigger warnings and social justice warriors

penultimateCroissant · 52 points · Posted at 17:06:00 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Welcome to modern reddit's perception of feminism, based on the actions of idiots like the woman in this video

WhenceYeCame · 16 points · Posted at 08:29:53 on September 12, 2016 · (Permalink)

Welcome to modern reddit's perception of feminism, based on the actions of idiots like the woman in this video extremist feminism. its not just random idiots, they get together and form groups based on this stuff. They're part of a spectrum between rational feminism and batshit. The batshit people are kinda newly popular so some people call them modern.

[deleted] · 13 points · Posted at 17:39:56 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Shhh don't disturb the circlejerk

sock2828 · 6 points · Posted at 03:24:42 on September 12, 2016 · (Permalink)

I live in Oregon and trigger warnings and social justice warriors are ubiquitous among feminists here.

It's not just reddit.

Matwabkit · 6 points · Posted at 06:40:16 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

I think I needed a trigger warning for that video, because now I'm in a kind of foul mood and my stomach hurts a bit, jesus.

kellykebab · -36 points · Posted at 07:02:37 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Dude, the entire thing boils down to the fact that this guy looks exactly like a generic rapist out of an 80s thriller.

Imagine the spontaneous deference and benefit of the doubt this woman would be able to achieve if this dude were fit and handsome. Magically, her critical thinking skills would be activated, because she would feel social pressure to please a guy like that.

Because the guy looks cartoonishly sleazy, this raving lunatic's brain has shut off and she can't hear anything beyond what she imagines the visual archetype would say.

MaxVought · 43 points · Posted at 05:43:42 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ummmm how is that sexual assault

Libertyreign · 87 points · Posted at 06:13:06 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

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TheCyanKnight · -27 points · Posted at 11:36:33 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

I think the idea is that he's imprinting pictures of his supposedly huge penis in her mind, trying to intimidate her with his sexuality. I mean, it shouldn't be seen in the same category as groping or worse as this lady makes it out to be, and assault doesn't seem like the right term for it, but I could definitely make a case for it to be casual sexual intimidation, and inappropriate. I don't think it's bad per se to want to draw a line out of principle and not let it slide, but don't go about it like this woman did, lol.

BigSwank · 27 points · Posted at 12:04:13 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Fucking please.

TheCyanKnight · -12 points · Posted at 12:30:13 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

I know, you can't discuss changing social dynamics on Reddit. Redditors have a hard enough time figuring them out as they are.

Bob_Fillington · 12 points · Posted at 13:35:38 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

No.

bigontheinside · 14 points · Posted at 12:45:45 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

What has the word humongous got to do with his penis? Is saying that word to a woman at any point sexual harassment? I don't see any sign that that is what he meant. That was not his intention. She connected those dots.

AladeenAlWadiya · 9 points · Posted at 12:59:12 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's a fucking tragedy if hearing something as innocent as "Hugh Mungus" can even be remotely be considered as "sexual anything", let alone "sexual harassment". We should not only let it slide, we should be encouraging that mans behavior just to combat this kind of craziness.

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 13:04:22 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Expect he's obviously making a self-deprecating joke about his size. The fact that she, or anyone else, would immediately think he's making a sexual joke when he's saying something innocuous as "I am humongous" says way more about her than it does about him, even if she didn't react that way.

Had he winked, or some anything to indicate innuendo, that would be a different matter.

danthepianist · 7 points · Posted at 22:16:35 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

"Sir I'm going to have to ask you to shut down your hot dog stand. The phallic imagery is sexually intimidating your customers."

TheCyanKnight · -1 points · Posted at 23:07:00 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's not at all analogous

danthepianist · 7 points · Posted at 14:33:09 on September 12, 2016 · (Permalink)

Analogous? Are you threatening to rape my butt, sir!?

Juiceman17 · 12 points · Posted at 07:10:38 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Holy shit can someone please shut this woman up? I couldn't even make it through half of that video.

cronos844 · 10 points · Posted at 09:05:02 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

At what point does a person start thinking "being told a joke = sexual harassment." It's childish at best.

TheCyanKnight · -8 points · Posted at 12:20:10 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well it was definitely not a joke for her amusement, that's a bit disingenuous

Razorshroud · 3 points · Posted at 11:03:01 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Note to self: no Seattle.

WhirlingDervishes · 0 points · Posted at 04:56:30 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yea

Doozin · 28 points · Posted at 22:42:23 on September 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

That eyebrow raise oh my god

[deleted] · 25 points · Posted at 04:25:24 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

"Is that sexual harassment?"

"You're goddamn right."

Noorgaard · 23 points · Posted at 22:39:19 on September 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Best one yet

jakeisawesome5 · 12 points · Posted at 05:49:50 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

I am the one Hugh knocks

onlyforthisair · 8 points · Posted at 01:21:48 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Nice editing

edgykid111 · 7 points · Posted at 16:40:11 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Hey guys i know my reddit name isn't the name of my User Name but I'm tomtomsatnav1234 and i created this video. I would just like to say a huge thank you to those who enjoyed the video and for the person that posted this :)

edgykid111 · 3 points · Posted at 16:46:26 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Or should i say... a hugh mungus thank you.... crickets intensify

aSpaceWalrus · 20 points · Posted at 00:13:21 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

YouTube title gives spoilers

onlyforthisair · 17 points · Posted at 01:22:07 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

So does literally the first frame of the video.

GlenCoco701 · 14 points · Posted at 02:08:23 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

what? no? i would have loved this way more if it werent for the title

FilmingMachine · 4 points · Posted at 04:30:03 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

The title of the reddit post gives it a little bit away too but the YouTube title was just too much :P Anyway, great video!

personalact · 3 points · Posted at 05:40:30 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Wow, it's been so long since I've watched breaking bad I literally have no idea who Walt and Jesse are talking to in this video.

BFF_With_Nick_Cage · 2 points · Posted at 15:42:30 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

We don't deserve this god-tier meme.

LittleMonstersII · 1 points · Posted at 06:34:48 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

God bless you for making this you wonderful person

Lceus · 1 points · Posted at 13:01:46 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Quality post

Space__Ghost · 1 points · Posted at 16:09:53 on September 17, 2016 · (Permalink)

Every time I see that video I want him to say "Hugh Mungus woman with a camera"

ItsTheGreatest · 1 points · Posted at 04:22:01 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Great shitpost

[deleted] · -7 points · Posted at 04:35:16 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

can someone rehost without a shitty spoilery title?

electroplankton · -12 points · Posted at 12:21:27 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Can we stop making jokes about this? It's some weird greasy guy talking about his dick. Whether or not you think she overreacted he isn't exactly a hero.

[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 13:40:39 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Also, I think you need more background info before making assumptions about the said guy. The drama happened because 'Hugh Mungus' was interviewed by the local news station on the topic of opening new police department, he thinks this is a good idea, his daughter died of heroin overdose and he thinks that would make the area safer and free from drug-dealers. The triggered woman is anti-police protester, she doesn't like that he's being interviewed, so the guy tried to avoid having conversation with her by saying his name is 'Hugh Mungus'.

[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 13:02:45 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

No.

The_Adventurist · 2 points · Posted at 10:29:55 on October 2, 2016 · (Permalink)

He's making a self-deprecating fat joke. He's not talking about his dick.

Mirtastic · -15 points · Posted at 02:35:08 on September 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Great stuff, good lip-sync Harambe would be proud.