[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:27:13 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
After using reddit for several years on this account, I have decided to ultimately delete all my comments. This is due to the fact that as a naive teenager, I have written too much which could be used in a negative way against me in real life, if anyone were to know my account. Although it is a tough decision, I have decided that I will delete this old account's comments. I am sorry for any inconveniences caused by the deletion of the comments from this account.
[deleted] ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 05:45:14 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 21:47:01 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
rich people
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:28:03 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These people are wayyy off. Pinehurst, NC. US Open and such. The entire village is owned by the corporation and its sole existence is golf. Hell there's a town next door that was just black caddies and their families that weren't allowed to live in Pinehurst.
Gorgeous town though, it really is a beautiful place.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:34:53 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Look, I love Rick and Morty, but you don't have to quote it for every marginally related thing. If this video had a bird in it, I'd understand. But it's just some guy being a dick.
yes I care way too much about this
Jaeriko ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 01:19:52 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Golf has terms like Birdie, Eagle, etc. This dude did something dickish. Thus, the bird person joke.
No way man. If that was a par or bogey putt it would be funny, but getting an eagle is a once in a lifetime opportunity for even an above average golfer. I would have been livid if my best friend did this to me.
[deleted] ยท -37 points ยท Posted at 00:20:54 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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xarflon ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 00:27:41 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I barely even play golf and even I know that getting an eagle is a big deal. I'm with /u/Buckys_Butt_Buddy on this one. Getting an eagle is a huge accomplishment and anyone that ruins it for a joke is just an ass.
"This one time I was about to achieve something I would be really proud of, and my friend fucked it up for no reason! But now I have this great story."
But it's not a cool story like a squirrel or bird attacking the ball, it's just your friend being an ass. Maybe it's a better story but I'd rather have the personal achievement. Besides I would hope that someone has better stories than a friend kicking your eagle putt
Think of it like this, you're playing this super hard level on a game, you've been at it for weeks, you're on the last boss.
Your friend is there to film it. Your heart is racing, you're gonna beat him, finally after all this time, 1 bar left, last hit. Everything goes black, you look up and your friend is standing there with the power cord, smiling while filming your reaction.
Draoken ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 01:09:43 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It'd be more like you've been at it on and off for a few years.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:04:29 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
we realize that being a dick ends friendships, not strengthens them. When you have much less time on your hands, you want to spend your limited free time with people that won't piss you off.
That's the thing. If neither of you are sensitive little turds, nobody is getting pissed off. I've had the same group of friends for about 15 years. We fucked around like that all the time. No friendships have ended.
nulspace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:34:05 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It depends on how much it means to that guy. Everyone's friendships are different. I personally would only do something similar to a few of my friends in very specific circumstances
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:15:01 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously not always at every chance do you do something like that. but if you've never done some dickholish thing to your best friend and have him suck you off then you clear aren't real best friends.
You know, growing up, there always was one asshole-friend that always hung out with us for some reason. I hated him and beat him up once, yet there he was still, either too stupid to realize what kind of a fucking idiot he is or knowing it and being an asshole on purpose because why not.
I'm making an educated assumptions that your "friends" also hate you.
Exactly. Could have popped out. Plus there is no way of telling what breaks there may have been right before the hole. A green isn't just a flat surface. Just because you can draw a straight line from the ball to the hole means nothing if the green is angled in certain areas. Probably would have gone in in my opinion but just pointing that out.
I don't know how stabalization software works, but there is a big problem in that it seems to assume that the hole is always the same distance away from the camera, but if you look at it, the camera is moving more towards above the hole.
Geeraff ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:48:59 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't matter. The video is stabilized with regards to the hole and the grass.
-taco ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:14:42 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was breaking left to right
woohoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:06 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
nah, still had 2 feet to go. You have no idea what the break is in that final stretch. Sure it might have gone in, but 100% is total bull. Anyone who has played golf has had putts that they were certain were going in take a hard left/right turn right at the end
The coroner found a cellphone lodged more than 3 feet up the victims' lower intestine. On initial inspection, they though the attacker had placed it there after seeing the victim filming vertically. It was only after recovering the footage and posting it to Youtube that the coroners fully understood the scope of the impaction.
After questioned for later comment, the coroner's department confirmed that they "did it for the karma[sic], bitches!"
As a part-time impulsive asshole, I empathize really well with the guy filming. He sees the ball coming, it's definitely going in, "What a nice shot" he must have thought.
But the ball gets closer and he realizes "What if I kicked it? What would happen?", a shit-eating grin spreads across his face as he paces closer to the incoming ball... "Do it! DO IT!" the anticipation is palpable, the ball is in range now... He does it. The ball is kicked, seconds from entering the hole. The shit-eating grin peaks... And breaks. Bliss. Pure, shit-eating, cock-gobbling bliss. His friend screams, the bliss boils over and becomes giggling. cackling laughter. End video.
hibbel ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 09:20:34 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Secretly, I hope the asshole loses a couple of teeth in the beating he deserves. Being an asshole isn not cool. Destroying achievments of others is not cool. Revelling in it makes you an even bigger asshole.
Do it to me and I'll find something dear to you and break it.
DoctorShuckle ยท 789 points ยท Posted at 16:16:52 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You can hear the pain in his voice
IamRider ยท 1868 points ยท Posted at 14:42:42 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe you've done this.
FrancoisBeaumont ยท 653 points ยท Posted at 15:27:28 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck, Richard?
[deleted] ยท 382 points ยท Posted at 15:34:29 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Way to go, Paul.
Deltamelon ยท 308 points ยท Posted at 15:44:13 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the FUCK ARE YOU DOING, DAVID?
ANameLessObvious ยท 194 points ยท Posted at 16:11:49 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Fook off Ali!
andrewthemonkey ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 16:16:19 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Alex! ALEX!!
[deleted] ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 16:25:15 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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TheOriginalMyth ยท 469 points ยท Posted at 17:26:15 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
This comment thread in video form: Updated https://youtu.be/ZIj0EdhlNZg
JD397 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 17:29:59 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god this is great.
GameBoy09 ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 19:35:59 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You missed the latest addition to the Haiku Collab, but 9/10 anyways.
TheOriginalMyth ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:41:09 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Edit: Fixed and exactly 14 seconds https://youtu.be/ZIj0EdhlNZg
TotesMessenger ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:54:34 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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francis_0000a ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:50:27 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe you've done this.
EMRaunikar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:43 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why'd you make it a private video?
TheOriginalMyth ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:03:58 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Miss click, should be unlisted now.
choldslingshot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:09 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
video is private
TheOriginalMyth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:03:56 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Miss click, should be unlisted now.
ghostbackwards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:12 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
whats the alex alex one all about?
Link_95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:11 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You are my hero
KilgoreeTrout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:35 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the deer sneeze is my favorite ever
klownxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:39 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you da real MVP
letsgetcool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:22 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, neat.
websnwigs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:29:01 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo, sir
TheGlassLion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:41:31 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I sneezed! Oh, I'm not allowed to sneeze?
EDIT: "What" goes to "Oh"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:35:28 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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BlueROFL1 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:39:15 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FENTOOON
-DonnieDarko- ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:49:30 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Jesus Christ...
the_friendly_one ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:52 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Get the water!
WolfImWolfspelz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:08 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Son of a mother duck!
WildTurkey81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:10 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
IWWWFAN?
WildTurkey81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:51 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Billy!
Partytang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:16 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh so im not allowed sneeze?
busche916 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:05 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Goddammit, Donald!
Orphan_Cripple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:30 on October 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God damn it chad
MICHAELdirector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:50 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You just dropped it in the fuck-!
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:49:46 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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OfficerBimbeau ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:13:14 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I sneezed! Oh, I'm not allowed to sneeze?
MeisterEder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:14 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Could be Seinfeld's parents.
amaklp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:14 on January 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU FUCKING KIDS
wondermonkeys09 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:20:57 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
watch yo profamity
Toastalicious_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:50:08 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Right, sorry.
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:27:13 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
After using reddit for several years on this account, I have decided to ultimately delete all my comments. This is due to the fact that as a naive teenager, I have written too much which could be used in a negative way against me in real life, if anyone were to know my account. Although it is a tough decision, I have decided that I will delete this old account's comments. I am sorry for any inconveniences caused by the deletion of the comments from this account.
[deleted] ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 05:45:14 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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Stevenjgamble ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:37:56 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
doing gods work there /r/le_renard
Meltingteeth ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 21:38:09 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's not a subreddit you shitlord.
Stevenjgamble ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 23:15:12 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NO REGERTS!
dom-at-work ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:26:57 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nick, dont be a faggot... aheerrrrrrgghha
PanSexualMicrowave ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:53:11 on October 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
[deleted] ยท 355 points ยท Posted at 21:35:37 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 03:45:44 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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1C3M4Nz ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 12:10:05 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cannot unsee..
175buff ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:23:34 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh fuck that's gold, jerry.
Therwaf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:39 on March 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Nichael
[deleted] ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 03:35:23 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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tigger0jk ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:16:40 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I mean I went to this guy's comment history and upvoted all 3 of his posts in this thread he deserves it.
SelfDeprecating ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:25:33 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a sloth's coming out of the hole.
Gallim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:55 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wow so lazy
LeonJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:06 on October 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I JUST WANT IT TO GO IN ALREADY WTF
Muffinizer1 ยท 819 points ยท Posted at 17:03:36 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.
RadiantSun ยท 256 points ยท Posted at 18:15:27 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In Golf culture, this is considered a capital offense
[deleted] ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 18:29:08 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. I grew up in a golf town, this is beyond fucked to me.
[deleted] ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 20:11:38 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck's a golf town?
kyllingefilet ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 20:14:38 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Florida.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:28:37 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
California
mooseknucklechuck ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:25:42 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Connecticut
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 21:47:01 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
rich people
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:28:03 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These people are wayyy off. Pinehurst, NC. US Open and such. The entire village is owned by the corporation and its sole existence is golf. Hell there's a town next door that was just black caddies and their families that weren't allowed to live in Pinehurst.
Gorgeous town though, it really is a beautiful place.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:34:53 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is fucked
GreatestOfAllTime96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:20 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Helendale, CA
Prickly_Pat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:27 on November 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A place I never wish to visit
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:43:10 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A town on a gulf, ideeit.
Valleyoan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:03:51 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Beyond fucked is the condition of that hole.
iCapn ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:00:50 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now now, let's talk about your mom another time.
Valleyoan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:48 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hm, I guess that can be said about everyone mom who gave em vaginal birth.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:10 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I was raised by golf balls and this is hard to watch.
ArabRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:07 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Some birds would die for it
Ya_B0y_Bill_Nye ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 22:11:36 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
justiceforbirdperson
MrJustaDude ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:02:35 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In fairness he let his guard down.
smififty ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:58:02 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/fucktammy
MrJustaDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:46 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God I'm glad that exists. Subbed.
boomboomrobota ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:58:09 on October 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BIRDLIVESMATTER
thehumanear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:09:36 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And I'll take that advise under cooperation, alright? Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?
robotortoise ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:09:27 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And that quote is relevant because....?
Look, I love Rick and Morty, but you don't have to quote it for every marginally related thing. If this video had a bird in it, I'd understand. But it's just some guy being a dick.
yes I care way too much about this
Jaeriko ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 01:19:52 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Golf has terms like Birdie, Eagle, etc. This dude did something dickish. Thus, the bird person joke.
robotortoise ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 01:39:56 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's.....hm, I guess it's relevant. Maybe I'm just oversensitived due to the constant R &M quote abuse on reddit...
Combogalis ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:03:10 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone on reddit actually admitted he might be mistaken and oversensitive?
Downvote brigade!
robotortoise ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:24:00 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Actually, uh....I got upvoted. It wasn't even a controversial comment.
EDIT: I take it back. It's controversial now.
Combogalis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:58 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You were downvoted when I made the comment lol.
SelfDeprecating ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:23:49 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's not as bad as the indiscriminate use of "This guy fucks."
Valek27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:52:14 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wubbalubbadubdub bitch
capnjack78 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:37:52 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Forget it /u/robotortoise, it's Schwiftytown.
robotortoise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:49 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, okay.
Quisnam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:23:37 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Eagle"
esuma10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:12 on October 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i didnt even know it was a reference and thought it was funny.
robotortoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:54 on October 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but it'd be less funny if you saw it every third day on reddit...
onlyonebread ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:59 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah now this thread's just gonna be a bunch of R&M quotes.
bathroomstalin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:38:07 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What would reddit be without the mindless parroting of le references?
UR_MR_GAY ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:47 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As an expert in bird law I believe this type of golfing behavior constitutes a lawsuit
lightheat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:10 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
EDIT: sigh... I know the quote, people; it was a golf joke.
Kowzorz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:51 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/birdsbeingdicks
yeeerrrp ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 19:00:11 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
RIP
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:44:25 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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dub47 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:58:43 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
sssssssssppppppoooooiiiiilllllleeeeeerrrrrsssssss
[deleted] ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 20:31:00 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:42:32 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or they're downvoting for the spoilers
yeeerrrp ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 21:29:17 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
RIP
edit* RIP
robotortoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:18 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no, I got it. I just think it's irrelevant.
MrTheodore ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 15:11:19 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
gooooooooooal
meltshake ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:42:31 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hooooooooole
Pagiras ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:56:40 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
moooooooole
somephotographs ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:22:40 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
groooooooohl
wazoheat ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:27:45 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo
Thnito_Kyrios ยท 466 points ยท Posted at 15:28:47 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"friend"
reddit_crunch ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 15:41:30 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
best friend*
Thnito_Kyrios ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 15:42:49 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Open gay lover
reddit_crunch ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:51:29 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you win. it's gay love, between two gays.
NapalmForBreakfast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:48:19 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it ain't gay if the balls touch...
rufioherpderp ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:19:59 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It ain't gay if you don't push back.
cornchips88 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 21:36:11 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you and your friends can't do shit like this and just laugh about it, you've got some strange friendships.
Buckys_Butt_Buddy ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 23:43:38 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No way man. If that was a par or bogey putt it would be funny, but getting an eagle is a once in a lifetime opportunity for even an above average golfer. I would have been livid if my best friend did this to me.
jordansideas ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:48:51 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been golfing for 13 years. I now shoot 89-91 on average. I have played probably 150+ rounds and have had maybe 2 or 3 eagle putts ever.
DocJawbone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:20 on October 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's an eagle?
Sacharias1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:39:11 on October 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Scoring two shots under par.
[deleted] ยท -37 points ยท Posted at 00:20:54 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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xarflon ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 00:27:41 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I barely even play golf and even I know that getting an eagle is a big deal. I'm with /u/Buckys_Butt_Buddy on this one. Getting an eagle is a huge accomplishment and anyone that ruins it for a joke is just an ass.
fishsticks40 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 02:55:57 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"This one time I was about to achieve something I would be really proud of, and my friend fucked it up for no reason! But now I have this great story."
That's really not that great a story.
Spineless_John ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:16:27 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Getting this video is a reason.
Buckys_Butt_Buddy ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:41:12 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But it's not a cool story like a squirrel or bird attacking the ball, it's just your friend being an ass. Maybe it's a better story but I'd rather have the personal achievement. Besides I would hope that someone has better stories than a friend kicking your eagle putt
roflsaucer ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:56:00 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Think of it like this, you're playing this super hard level on a game, you've been at it for weeks, you're on the last boss.
Your friend is there to film it. Your heart is racing, you're gonna beat him, finally after all this time, 1 bar left, last hit. Everything goes black, you look up and your friend is standing there with the power cord, smiling while filming your reaction.
Draoken ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 01:09:43 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It'd be more like you've been at it on and off for a few years.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:04:29 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious
jordansideas ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:12:24 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
or we're over the age of 20
giraffebacon ยท -22 points ยท Posted at 02:22:54 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You pass 20 and stop being able to laugh at messing with each other? Ok buddy
jordansideas ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 02:24:34 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
we realize that being a dick ends friendships, not strengthens them. When you have much less time on your hands, you want to spend your limited free time with people that won't piss you off.
deesmutts88 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 11:45:04 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's the thing. If neither of you are sensitive little turds, nobody is getting pissed off. I've had the same group of friends for about 15 years. We fucked around like that all the time. No friendships have ended.
jordansideas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:59:48 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
K
nulspace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:34:05 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It depends on how much it means to that guy. Everyone's friendships are different. I personally would only do something similar to a few of my friends in very specific circumstances
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:15:01 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I disagree
Limitedcomments ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:46:46 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously not always at every chance do you do something like that. but if you've never done some dickholish thing to your best friend and have him suck you off then you clear aren't real best friends.
Thnito_Kyrios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:03 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You know, growing up, there always was one asshole-friend that always hung out with us for some reason. I hated him and beat him up once, yet there he was still, either too stupid to realize what kind of a fucking idiot he is or knowing it and being an asshole on purpose because why not.
I'm making an educated assumptions that your "friends" also hate you.
cornchips88 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:54:46 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you had some shitty friends growing up. There's a difference between being an asshole and harmlessly messing around with a friend.
MLBM100 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 17:24:34 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For real. I would be too sad to ever want to talk to this dick again.
rileyrulesu ยท 204 points ยท Posted at 15:23:33 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
haha that's great, and it's even better because it's really unclear whether or not that was going in.
-taco ยท 147 points ยท Posted at 18:16:39 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was
suitcase414 ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 18:22:00 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It looked like it was going to miss a little high
kmofosho ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:36:18 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't
[deleted] ยท 424 points ยท Posted at 21:26:35 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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SuingTheCourts ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 21:47:08 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You really went out of the way for us this time /u/TreyWalker. Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:38:18 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/u/kmofosho got schooled.
Seventytvvo ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:42:40 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The ruling on the field stands.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:48:42 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
After further review, the friend is still a cunt!
-taco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:34 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks fam
RbdJellyfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:56 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did it have enough speed though?
fishsticks40 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:57:30 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. If anything it was a little hot.
tintinabulations ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:13:46 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. Could have popped out. Plus there is no way of telling what breaks there may have been right before the hole. A green isn't just a flat surface. Just because you can draw a straight line from the ball to the hole means nothing if the green is angled in certain areas. Probably would have gone in in my opinion but just pointing that out.
rileyrulesu ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:15:37 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how stabalization software works, but there is a big problem in that it seems to assume that the hole is always the same distance away from the camera, but if you look at it, the camera is moving more towards above the hole.
Geeraff ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:48:59 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't matter. The video is stabilized with regards to the hole and the grass.
-taco ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:14:42 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was breaking left to right
woohoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:06 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
watch in in slowmo, it was very likely going in
ExplosiveNutsack69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:17 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Great, but this green clearly wasn't perfectly flat. It was moving either direction. Very possible that it could have gone in.
kellykebab ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:10:05 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
100% it was going in. No question
jordansideas ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:52 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
nah, still had 2 feet to go. You have no idea what the break is in that final stretch. Sure it might have gone in, but 100% is total bull. Anyone who has played golf has had putts that they were certain were going in take a hard left/right turn right at the end
kellykebab ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:39 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, I would bet $10 it was in, but you might be right.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:15 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or just perform a little slingshot maneuver around the edge of the hole.
PotentPortable ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 15:08:46 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And that was the last we ever saw of OP
gandalfv31415 ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 17:51:40 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
what an asshole
Gilmores_Apples ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 17:11:06 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What a dick.
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:29:38 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is how murders happen. I'm from Long Island and I know a guy that got stabbed with the broken shaft of a driver for doing much less than this.
BGA33 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:10:06 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
....go on
Lubiebandro ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:40:11 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He died.
TomSelleckPI ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 17:26:25 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The coroner found a cellphone lodged more than 3 feet up the victims' lower intestine. On initial inspection, they though the attacker had placed it there after seeing the victim filming vertically. It was only after recovering the footage and posting it to Youtube that the coroners fully understood the scope of the impaction.
After questioned for later comment, the coroner's department confirmed that they "did it for the karma[sic], bitches!"
WildTurkey81 ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 18:18:25 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised your username got past the censors.
Jiggatortoise- ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:28:37 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
WildTurkey81 ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 18:33:29 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wait, it's Bob Sagget that's the swear, not Tom Selleck.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:50:56 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wtf are you on about
WildTurkey81 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 06:02:06 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dank memes
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:38 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just go
WildTurkey81 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:33 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
:( ok
Gayburn_Wright ยท 146 points ยท Posted at 19:10:40 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As a part-time impulsive asshole, I empathize really well with the guy filming. He sees the ball coming, it's definitely going in, "What a nice shot" he must have thought.
But the ball gets closer and he realizes "What if I kicked it? What would happen?", a shit-eating grin spreads across his face as he paces closer to the incoming ball... "Do it! DO IT!" the anticipation is palpable, the ball is in range now... He does it. The ball is kicked, seconds from entering the hole. The shit-eating grin peaks... And breaks. Bliss. Pure, shit-eating, cock-gobbling bliss. His friend screams, the bliss boils over and becomes giggling. cackling laughter. End video.
hibbel ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 09:20:34 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Secretly, I hope the asshole loses a couple of teeth in the beating he deserves. Being an asshole isn not cool. Destroying achievments of others is not cool. Revelling in it makes you an even bigger asshole.
Do it to me and I'll find something dear to you and break it.
berniamacattack ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 09:41:31 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit
Nickalollyoff ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:33:54 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ok m8
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:07:54 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You contradict yourself.
CannaSwiss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:49 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nothin personnel kid
TManFreeman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:22 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wew lad
iDeNoh ยท -70 points ยท Posted at 20:40:57 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This received a hearty chuckle, upvote for you sir.
gH0o5T ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 01:17:46 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So much cringe
iDeNoh ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 02:53:05 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That uhh, that was the point bud.
gH0o5T ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 08:24:08 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
shut up
iDeNoh ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 09:12:46 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off? Yeah, do that.
gH0o5T ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:54:37 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, do that
iDeNoh ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:14:24 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
We really going to continue this downvote train?
gH0o5T ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:38:15 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ya
iDeNoh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:32:14 on October 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well then, see you at the bottom I suppose
gH0o5T ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:03 on October 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
idiot
iDeNoh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:20:03 on October 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Asshole
plexxonic ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:07:36 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That has to be a really good friend of his or he'd be dead.
ribati ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:52:26 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
what a jealous motherfucker
Some_NSA_Spy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:36:40 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Shooting for a seagul
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:12:59 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/dddjdd
dudemanxx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:07:35 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If that kick was ANY less solid it wouldn't be so hilarious
[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 18:35:40 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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PlasmaCyanide ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 01:16:39 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This comment is trying so hard.
iatetheplay-doh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:14:34 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think your comment is what made the story stop being funny.
Rueddit ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 18:42:04 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
underrated comment right here
crossdogz ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 19:41:18 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you guys are getting downvoted but this should be #1
jrackow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:34:10 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're -1, but you're #1 in my golf score card.
DCBizzle ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 20:49:12 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
-1 is better than +1 in golf.
jrackow ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:06:49 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well maybe that's why he's #1 in my score card.
sweeny5000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:20:22 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
10/10
CommandoWizard ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:54:45 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's so refreshing to be able to laugh at an unexpected ending because for once the title didn't spoil it.
DoctorSteve ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:59 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's an awful human being.
mraymond2028 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:50 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/golf ?
Kazesh1ni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:21 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Now you're gonna get it, Bobby"
PurplePotamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:42 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's how you get my 1 iron implanted in your ass
divinesleeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:03 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The camera guy was never seen again.
tux68 ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 16:42:45 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't fit very well into this world... shit like this just confuses and annoys me. Not a "friend" I would keep.
MelonHeadSeb ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:39:34 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
its just bant
xSquawk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:40:28 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
top bants m8
HOWDITGETBURNEDHOWDI ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:00:16 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
its only bants
WildTurkey81 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:19:31 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I doubt Id be invited out again after doing this. But relationships are all unique.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:00:51 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well maybe you have a different personality than the person in the video.
Aberdeen_MIke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:25 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JePguX_Vis
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:08 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He wouldn't be friends with you either.
somenamehere1234 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:07:32 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god I hope thats real but its hard to believe. If real, that is just so great.
vastair ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:34:48 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ITT many angry golfers.
cwallzz ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 16:31:34 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Savage!
i_am_Toru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:07 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
stop
cwallzz ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:02:58 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you stop
drewsoft ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:22:42 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
got em
bitethepillowreddit ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 16:03:34 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ronnie Pickering!
theoncomingnoob ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:54:40 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Noone else wince at the thought of kicking a golf ball with those shoes on? youch
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:09:50 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are your feet made of glass?
theoncomingnoob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:48 on October 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think I just have bad childhood memories associated with kicking golf balls or something.
narf3684 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:25:40 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought for sure that was a miss, so the good friend does that, letting him think that it was GOING to go in, when really it was just his fault.
ShoutsWillEcho ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 23:36:17 on October 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Golfers who take the "sport" that seriously can go fuck themselves...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:55 on October 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/Nongolfers