[Haiku] Smells Like Teen Shovel

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Ilitarist ยท 6211 points ยท Posted at 07:47:50 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)


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jakielim ยท 309 points ยท Posted at 09:53:56 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I wonder how many cases like this went ignored because it wasn't filmed.

opacdk ยท 587 points ยท Posted at 11:32:34 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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Super Mario Ping Pong

The super mario ping pong REMIX - https://youtu.be/dYgf2io6AWs
Instagram: @a_creativetype

My girlfrien's innapropiate cat Norm straight chillin - https://youtu.be/79HvepInByU


Our classic unexpectedly viral masterpiece and 15 seconds of fame. Filmed as students at University of North Carolina in 2009

timrbrady ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 13:56:26 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"We'll go to the tape on that...I'm going to the tape now."

I hope this guy is as stoned as he sounds, because I'm just imagining how blown his mind was when he went to the tape.

gothicmaster ยท 294 points ยท Posted at 14:25:51 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

I love these[1]

Edit: 1 more[2]


[1]

Queen - We Will Rock You (Drunk Girl Remix)

Drunk Girl Remix of Queen's We Will Rock You.


[2]

a thousand hits in the head

Woman hitting her head Vine!

Music: Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles

STICH666 ยท 253 points ยท Posted at 19:30:36 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Druxan ยท 319 points ยท Posted at 20:50:09 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
m0pi1 ยท 167 points ยท Posted at 22:41:23 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
isurvived2012 ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 01:57:34 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Here's a good one https://youtu.be/-8k7eqs1rNg (Loud noise, Turn volume down)

isurvived2012 ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 02:07:10 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
plokijuh1229 ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 06:38:06 on July 10, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

money

Daddyandhisprincess ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:20:27 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's a 10.

jrmunro11 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:34:22 on November 5, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

pure vanilla

Cymry_Cymraeg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:08:46 on August 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He sounds like Peter Griffin when he says that.

Putin__Nanny ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:48:56 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Frakshaw ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:47:12 on September 2, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That shit's gold man.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:26:42 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"And the door to the landing never closed by itself, very slowly, against the drafts on the staircase without giving a performance of the voluptuous, doleful broken phrases played above the Pilgrims' Chorus toward the end of the overture to Tannhauser" Proust

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:06 on September 2, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is more Bill Chase, Open up Wide.

kobbler91 ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 15:05:29 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
principled_principal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:49:13 on November 1, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's a black-capped chickadee :)

Tuneuponipod ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:08 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you! I've been looking for this but couldn't remember the name of the video.

rowrowyourboat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:41:22 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is so good. It's the double haiku - 2 unexpected results

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:25 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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Dynamiklol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:01 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That one was on purpose, not an accident.

gothicmaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:24 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

haha nice !

Budpets ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 19:46:04 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I demand a subreddit for this.

FLAMBOYANTORUM ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 23:50:58 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

There's a lot of stuff like it on Soundcloud. Not in video, obviously.

One of my favorites: https://soundcloud.com/2007excalibur2007/michael-labeoufson-do-it

AlanWattsUp ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:36:29 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Somehow I feel like there's actually isn't enough of these videos on the internet for make a subreddit for it. But I would never be more please to be proven wrong!

pelaxix ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:53:40 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

when i saw they made /r/UnexpectedThugLife and it had like 3 videos i thought the same thing... boy was i wrong on that one hahaha

Dropping_fruits ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:29:13 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No need to have daily content. Just a way to get to know about these when they pop up.

m0pi1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:32 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

We could always make them ourselves!

promark111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:40 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm trying to prove you wrong!

https://www.reddit.com/r/soundsofmusic/

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:03:28 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/r/unexpectedmusic? It's where I assumed the OP was from when I came to this thread.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:58:03 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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evbomby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:40 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This works.

The_Silver_Falcon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:53 on July 10, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

There is, it's called /r/jammingwiththings

promark111 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:32:54 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ask and ye' shall recieve!

https://www.reddit.com/r/soundsofmusic/ is open for buisiness!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:52:07 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Holy fuck i'm crying

WouldYouTurnMeOn ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 17:18:01 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The description says they are drunk, but they are actually inebriated on hairspray fumes.

Just think its interesting.

pianomancuber ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 00:58:33 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:05:09 on December 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:43 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oafah ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 15:48:56 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

Edit: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

APiousCultist ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 16:34:54 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DishwasherTwig ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:14:05 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is why I don't play FF games.

mountainfreshh ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:48:50 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But look at the size of those jugs

BuckeyeBentley ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:57:21 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's about as natural a laugh as Nunu Bot

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:04 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I opened and closed that link so it played the noise but the link stayed blue. Took me a while to figure out what the fuck that was

CokeTastesGood39 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:05:58 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

okay cool

Perk456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:54 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

me too thanks

Patrik333 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 12:42:40 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
CokeTastesGood39 ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 16:08:36 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
finalizeme ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:55:26 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
jakielim ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 12:57:33 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Patrik333 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:58:50 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry, I didn't know which one's the original - mine came up first in the search, so I assumed it was the original.

farlige_farvande ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:12:44 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How about the unedited version?

zacharydak ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 14:00:01 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not venturing into the ruskinet you go there

[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 14:55:38 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

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mountainfreshh ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:50:08 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

oh god that fucking crash noise XD

CruiseBiscuits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:39 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Not needed.

farlige_farvande ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:50 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But I would like to see it.

CruiseBiscuits ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:53:49 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I also think it may be impossible. This may be the only footage of these children.

RoxemSoxemRobots ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:46:35 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Every fucking time.

venikk ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:10:42 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm laughing so hard omg.

DanceOnGlass ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:10:04 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
photopteryx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:08 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's only because I was listening for it, but even their first volley gets pretty damn close to this part.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:18 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I find the slight pause between the 2nd and 3rd "note" /r/mildlyinfuriating

TROUSERS_ARE_GONE ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 10:53:52 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Great, now there's gonna be a douchebag with a shovel at parties playing popular songs.

jakielim ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 11:38:31 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"Anyway here's Wondhovel."

TROUSERS_ARE_GONE ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 12:08:29 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"Do you know Sweet Shovel of Mine?"

Patrik333 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 12:43:48 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, but I like Ace of Spades more.

(Trying to trowel through my mind for more shovel-related song puns...)

[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 13:00:11 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Then you're gonna love me

sap91 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:51:41 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently not.

Omnilatent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:17:33 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Every time someone plays this, I'm very close to murder

seanthestone ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:45:19 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I guess you don't dig it?

Omnilatent ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 12:53:03 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's a shitty song from a shitty band

There, I've said it.

jakielim ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:56:09 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

whoosh

shockwavelol ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:18:02 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ignoring the pun you missed...it's not like you have some ultra rare opinion that will offend people. It's a very popular opinion that song sucks. You haven't "said" anything new.

BuckeyeBentley ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:00:16 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It is a well known fact that all women in their 20s fucking love Wonderwall. I have shared this theory with the ladies at work, and while they all agree that they love the song they somehow took offense that I think all women love the song. A few days later the song happened to play again on our in store music (we have a fairly large playlist but you hear the same songs a lot when you're there every day) and a girl who was not there for the conversation says "OH MY GOD I LOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS SONG".

QED, bitches

teaandsleep ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 14:11:40 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FuckedByCrap ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 19:08:28 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Budpets ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:49:16 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's clearly a tortoise.

freet0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:45:09 on July 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

tortoises are turtles

BuckeyeBentley ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 21:02:48 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DoctorBr0 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:08:23 on November 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
HYPERNATURL ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 06:54:34 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
illtakethebox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:27 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

thats the cutest thing ive seen all day

IamBrazil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:36 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Inspired by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Oafah ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 15:56:03 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
mountainfreshh ยท -19 points ยท Posted at 18:54:12 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

XD

Never-asked-for-this ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:10:07 on July 10, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
samlee405 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 11:28:06 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I fucking love this sub.

Edgar-Allans-Hoe ยท 333 points ยท Posted at 08:32:28 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I was going to make a Nirvana pun but... nevermind.

Beautifly ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 12:38:13 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That joke gave me an aneurysm.

Chester_A_Arthritis ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:04:26 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sure he's All Apologies

rinacio ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 17:54:57 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

rape me

UnekPL ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:26:23 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

smart

spauldeagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:47 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hart shayped bax

DerEnder ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 11:49:52 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Just come as you are.

_Rolfy_ ยท -42 points ยท Posted at 12:17:56 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Aw how could peeps downvote you for that. Here, have mine.

[deleted] ยท -28 points ยท Posted at 15:04:42 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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JJWattGotSnubbed ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 15:15:59 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Talk shit get hit

FlamingCurry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:12 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Bitches get snitches

Stitches get witches

Finches get Stithches

Fuck

_Rolfy_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:30:12 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Oh no, my magical internet points.

Anaract ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:10:03 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He'll never make it without his internet points!

carbonx ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 14:16:04 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Mind=blown.

[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 13:24:30 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

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brett6781 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:46:11 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

wow, you really can't unhear it after that...

ArritzJPC96 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:24:52 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

This guy was holding a shovel, but then he fell down and so did the shovel.

ayedfy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:31:18 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm so glad that the shovel's resonance is actually an F.

Demonweed ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 15:38:31 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, this genre has come a long way from simple roots.

TheAlexBasso ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 20:11:24 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hybriddecline ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:57:10 on July 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This made me really happy. Thanks for the post!

zizzor23 ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 14:12:34 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SirTickleTots ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:56:19 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget this one[1]


[1]

Girl gets hit with Shovel - A-ha Take on Me (Remix)

NotSpiderman ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 20:24:29 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
UGoBoom ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 04:25:30 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never-asked-for-this ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:17:32 on July 10, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Praise GabeN!

TheDerpyDonut ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:26:44 on July 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

where the fuck do people find these

UGoBoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:03:32 on July 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I found these on funnyjunk

BuckeyeBentley ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:01:58 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NathaNRiveraMelo ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 13:32:40 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Is there a specific sub for when nonmusical sounds get turned into music? There's a lot of content like that out there it seems, and I'm usually pretty into it.

Sergeant_Marmaduke ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 13:40:18 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
k_nasty ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:43:19 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The person who made the video totally dropped the ball by not using the shovel sound for the drum fill at the end of the video

PM_ME_UR_CATCHPHRASE ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:09:22 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
pmst ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:54:32 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

These people just want to start shit: http://i.imgur.com/E3E7XUQ.png

venikk ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:38:51 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like how his reaction from falling is... to throw a shovel in the air. That will solve ALL of his immediate problems.

Rockingray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:25 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Pleas tell me a subreddit already exists for this kind of shit!

eXX0n ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:52:39 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

BEST. THREAD. EVER!!!

Alligator_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:02:49 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
slokenafk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:35 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck man. I laughed way too hard at this. Then I realized I'm on the bus to work and everyone was looking at me.

GregTheMad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:14 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Is ... is there a version of this with the entire song?

Stralec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:08 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

source?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Ilitarist ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:22:43 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A_Suvorov ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:50 on July 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think he was asking what the source on the shovel bit was. Or at least I hope he was.

Artrobull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:00 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 18:12:18 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:06:18 on July 7, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sarude-Dandstorn

ghostworldvhs ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:42 on July 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I laughed too hard at this.