Ramsay Makes Lunch [Poetry]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ShizWhiz ยท 4806 points ยท Posted at 15:26:49 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)


Ramsay Makes Lunch

grensley ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 16:51:26 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

What's Gordon Ramsay doing in Wisconsin?

seoulsun ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 16:56:38 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sheboygan, only Wisconsin could have that name for a city.

renzantar ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:12:21 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know, I live in WA and we have Puyallup and Walla Walla.

Phorical ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:55:56 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And Puyallup is pronounced pyoo-AL-up

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:27:36 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What about North Freedom

hoopstick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:15 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, I have friends that live in North Freedom.

fuqd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:39 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How about Paw Paw, Michigan?

shorty6049 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:54 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

There's also a Paw Paw, Illinois

borickard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:34 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Fun fact: The mayor is a puppy.

hrdcrnwo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:32:07 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sequim. Pronounced "skwim".

gbramaginn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:38:50 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Let's not forget 'Humptulips'.

gigabored ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:50 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I never forget to hump tulips

CarrionComfort ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:07 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And Steilacoom (Still-a-cum)

adhding_nerd ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:37:36 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sheboygan is like the Florida of Wisconsin. That's where our crazy news stories come from http://archive.greenbaypressgazette.com/article/20091231/GPG0101/312310090/A-year-strange-offbeat-stories-from-Sheboygan

cbridge26 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:58:22 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Theres Cheboygan michigan too

CallMeSchmitty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:22 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

There is also Cheboygan, Michigan.

trafficrush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:53 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Michigan has Cheboygan.

sheboygan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:17 on June 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Heard you were talkin shit

SWgeek10056 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:37:53 on May 4, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sheboygan is also the worst representation of our state, in most people's opinion.

But yeah, a lot of our cities still have Native American references or ties like Waupun, Eau Claire, Pewaukee, Milwaukee, Oshkosh and Kenosha.

PSUnderground ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:57:17 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently delicious arson.

Matub ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:09:05 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How do you know it isn't Cheboygan, Michigan?

grensley ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:00:03 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Matub ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:46:21 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Damn you and your source.

fancy_pantser ยท 292 points ยท Posted at 20:18:10 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

2m20s and worth every second.

[deleted] ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 22:07:33 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

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BackflipIntoTheOcean ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 23:06:04 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I was just waiting for him to do a freakin' backflip into the ocean.

wildmetacirclejerk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:30 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

wish he could have seen it in the AMA

[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 00:21:51 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
HighJarlSoulblighter ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:49:54 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Can't believe she's 55.

tanketom ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:02:50 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, she was probably less than 50 when these scenes were shot. Otherwise, you're right.

CobraJones ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 23:09:27 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ramsay recently did an AMA, I was really hoping someone would ask him if he saw that video. I'd like to think he's the kinda guy that would find that hilarious, haha.

fancy_pantser ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 00:21:10 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Someone did, he didn't reply.

akimbocorndogs ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 01:18:40 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He was too busy laughing at it. "Turn her over, and then. Up the butt,"

Darklicorice ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 07:13:14 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"bang"

Crjbsgwuehryj ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:12:45 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Victoria read him questions over the phone, she can't show him links over the phone.

ExpensiveNut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:42 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm very sure that someone addressed that and he found it hilarious. Might've been on a chat show or something.

Bradp13 ยท 322 points ยท Posted at 15:57:30 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

One of the best posts I've seen in awhile. Perfect.

genghisknom ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 21:42:27 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It was very good

It would be even better if they found that song and extended it over the news clip IMO

But still made me chuckle

GoFidoGo ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 22:20:41 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I liked it the way it was. Like a smile that suddenly goes blank.

ItsOkayImCanadian ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:05:03 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That would have been good, but the way it was done was nice too. It suddenly cuts from nice music and nice food to a fire. The cut in the music adds to it.

Bradp13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:22 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

100% agreed.

Kimster4Life ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:10 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

One of those posts that gives you a hearty belly laugh for a good 10 seconds.

prodical ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:23:55 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Came here to say this, so I will second it.

SleeplessinOslo ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:09:30 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What's the source, that looks amazing!

Dr_King_Schultz ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 16:54:51 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaWYE8dvDGk

I'm not even lying, I just finished watching this video a few hours before OP posted this one.

SleeplessinOslo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:20:14 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome, thanks buddy

Omnilatent ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:56:55 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think OP meant the burnt house

grensley ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:02:56 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Omnilatent ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 21:54:07 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Whoosh

grensley ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:04:08 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Zoooom

XenoXilus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:05:03 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sarcasm != joke

-Pelvis- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:14 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Holy bananas.

This looks amazing.

MaybeNotaTurtle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:58 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I need to marry a chef.

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:49:59 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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MaybeNotaTurtle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:38:05 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

dream ruined

versedaworst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:11 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ramsay's Cookery Course Season 1 Episode 14 for anyone wondering.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:38:45 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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anothermonth ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:59:10 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He wants the recipe for that house fire.

Ramazzo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:14:33 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I bet his knives are sharp

Praying__Mantis ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:37:51 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
kael13 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:36:48 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know where people get the 'double o' sound from, he's not South African.

ExpensiveNut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:10:45 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Everybody outside of the UK automatically thinks that all Britons can be associated with the same kind of chavvy/northern accent.

DrRhymes ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:31:56 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FunkyWhiteBoi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:02:27 on April 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

My favorite Ramsay video has to be this one.

anothermonth ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:57:43 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
APiousCultist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:17 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And forget about it? Ha. If you tell me to do such a thing I really will forget about it. I'll find it two years later at the back of the oven burnt into a fine charcoal silhouette.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:22 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Creme fraiche?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:59 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Pork chop sandwiches!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:15 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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GoonCommaThe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:08:16 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Neither. Here is the inspiration.

hairam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:59 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The video itself is supposed to be "poetic" in a short, often humorous, in some off the wall kind of way. The inspiration behind it (the link that /u/GoonCommaThe posted) may more thoroughly explain it, but that's a tldr I guess.

+ look at the sidebar for even more explaination

shaggorama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:31 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

True stroy. I was a firefighter for nearly a decade and almost every house fire I went to was caused by "food on the stove"

JSleek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:17 on April 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Pork chop sandwiches.

tiajuanat ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:37 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I wonder what /u/_Gordon_Ramsay thinks about this. xD

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:31 on April 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ramsay and this house are so hot right now.