๐๏ธ big_al11 ยท 4274 points ยท Posted at 17:40:39 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
drich16 ยท 662 points ยท Posted at 18:40:36 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For people who don't know that is Ilya Bryzgalov, currently a goalie for the Minnesota Wild but at the time playing for the Philadelphia Flyers. He is the same enlightened soul that brought us this gem.
Enleat ยท 290 points ยท Posted at 19:32:56 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eeez so hyouumangous beeg.
Real talk, he seems so sweet c:
shlack ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 00:11:31 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
he also put drawings that his kids made on his helmet
Good thing the Wild logo isn't a bear then...it'saforestinabear
ashkpa ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:44:00 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I've never noticed it was in a bear before... given I bearly (puns are funny) watch hockey, but I mean damn I've lived in MN for most of my life.
"Just be happy, don't worry, be happy right now" and "it's only game, why you heff to be mad?"
There's a lot of silly things about that guy, but he seems to have his priorities set straight. And the fact that he even enjoys thinking about the galaxy and our solar system makes him a guy much wiser than a lot of people I know.
Grandy12 ยท -42 points ยท Posted at 22:42:10 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the fact that he even enjoys thinking about the galaxy and our solar system makes him a guy much wiser than a lot of people I know.
Really? I personally don't think stargazing is a sign of wisdom. Its fun, sure, but not what I'd use to measure how wise someone is.
Here's my philosophy; You should be happy, about everything, all the time. Why? Because everything is fucking amazing and if you can't realize that you're an idiot.
jzoobz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:44:10 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, but I still dont believe so. The way I see it, there are probably many a stargazer who spent years thinking about the unfathomable for at the end of the day go home being sure that black people are still inherently inferior to white people.
The act of stargazing indicates that such a person is genuinely interested in self-reflection, introspection, critical thinking, and questioning the universe and their perception of it.
That is wisdom.
Here's an example, using your "still a bigot" explanation.
Bigot A says, "I'm not letting my daughter within a mile of any <insert anything here> boys! I'll not have her sullied by their filth."
He is unwise. He is also misinformed.
Bigot B says, "I can't let my daughter get too close to any of those <insert anything here> boys... I don't really know if that's right or not, but I have to do the best I can by her with what I know."
He is wise. He is also misinformed.
The difference is that Bigot B recognizes that his way may not be the best way, but it is what he has to work with at the time he makes his decision.
Both Bigot A and Bigot B can be swayed from their ways and become accepting of others, but only Bigot B has any hope of doing so on his own. Bigot A cannot self-reflect and will need to be led by someone he respects... probably by someone like Bigot B.
The act of stargazing indicates that such a person is genuinely interested in self-reflection, introspection, critical thinking, and questioning the universe and their perception of it.That is wisdom.
That is curiosity. Curiosity may lead to wisdom, but isnt wisdom in itself.
I dont think bigot B is wise, but I think he has more potential of becoming so than bigot A. I also think both bigots could conceivibly stargaze at a daily basis without it affecting their view of social prejudices and whatnot in either way.
I can see the logic behind what you say, I just dont think that logic is what defines wisdom.
It's not that it offends anyone, it's that there's no point in sharing your godawful opinion except so that you can feel like the smartest guy in the room. So, you're either a troll or a moron. The first is probably preferable, if you want to maintain your 'smart-guy' facade.
jzoobz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:33 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Geeze dude, lay off. He's not really being unreasonable.
Grandy12 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:17 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never claimed to be a smart guy, and I'm definetely not a wise guy either. I just said I dont consider stargazing to correlate to wisdom, and I dont.
If you decided to read too much into it, I'm afraid that is your problem, not mine.
And if being wise means hurling insults, accusing, and berating someone for doing something as mild as disagreeing with someone else in a polite manner, then I am actually quite glad of not being nearly as wise as you, thank you very much.
ashkpa ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:17 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While I disagree with your ideas about space and wisdom, I do believe you are contributing to most of the conversation, so these people shouldn't be downvoting you. Downvoting isn't a disagree button, people. Upvotes all around.
Grandy12 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:37 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:39:37 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Grandy12 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:57 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Fact is, my opinion is really this one and not a fake one for trolling like the one you are accusing me of"
I am not saying my opinion is a fact, but I am saying that it is, in fact, my opinion.
[deleted] ยท 193 points ยท Posted at 19:08:25 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be honest, that's exactly how I felt when I started getting into learning about the universe/space/etc.
Took an astronomy class my freshman year in college. I couldn't help but think that all this worrying about tests and such is absolutely dumb in comparison as to what is happening in the universe.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:03 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE! My thoughts exactly. I feel like learning about space really humbles you and forces you not to take everything so seriously.
wilska ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 21:14:50 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cosmos with NDT has re-sparked my fascination with the universe. Space is amazing yet extremely terrifying.
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:53:49 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Flatbar ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:26:56 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know the good years when you're in them? Or do you just wait for them until you get ass cancer and realize that the good years came and went?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:45:13 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every year I'm alive is a good year. Not existing is so uneventful.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:12 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, you're looking at it all wrong. The fact that these things exist despite how they defy our physics hint that there is so much more going on than humans are even close to grasping.
Sound like they are mocking him but he's just a sensible human being not talking nonsense with the reporters. Why does he have to be afraid of anything but nature.
But I'm notoriously extremely bad at reading internet sarcasm, so if it's sincere, I don't see why anyone would go check out the comments before taking the time to watch the 5 second long video.
Oops, I seem to have misused the word. I thought it was simply a synonym for "extremely" but with a more negative tone. I didn't know it implied being widely known to people. My bad.
Not_KGB ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 21:12:36 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's all good, nervous and apologetic internet person.
If you want to teach the children whatever you feel like, sure.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:32:53 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is what happens when a post reaches the front page of /r/all, people that don't know the subreddit come in here and say stupid shit. Feel free to leave whenever you want, we don't need you here.
drich16 ยท 662 points ยท Posted at 18:40:36 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For people who don't know that is Ilya Bryzgalov, currently a goalie for the Minnesota Wild but at the time playing for the Philadelphia Flyers. He is the same enlightened soul that brought us this gem.
Enleat ยท 290 points ยท Posted at 19:32:56 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eeez so hyouumangous beeg.
Real talk, he seems so sweet c:
shlack ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 00:11:31 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
he also put drawings that his kids made on his helmet
TurdFurgoson ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 03:07:29 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He also has/had a Star Wars mask. Pic 1 Pic 2
Enleat ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:55:20 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
D'awwww.
PorcaMiseria ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 18:46:26 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually I'm pretty sure he was playing for Anaheim at the time.
Aelious2 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 18:56:43 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's wearing the Ducks jersey in the original video too
drich16 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:00:11 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You may be right. I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.
ABirdOfParadise ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:31:09 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah he was asked about the Pronger trade. Then he talked about the weather, compared it to his hometown, and so on.
SenorPantsbulge ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:16:05 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Turn out the lights. Don't try to change me.
Opset ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 21:30:04 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing Bryz has to fear is bears.
Brak710 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 00:54:33 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The funny/sad part about this is because his friend was killed by a bear a few years ago.
Opset ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 05:06:00 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. That makes this a lot less funny then...
twincakesable ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:00:14 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing the Wild logo isn't a bear then...it's a forest in a bear
ashkpa ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:44:00 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I've never noticed it was in a bear before... given I bearly (puns are funny) watch hockey, but I mean damn I've lived in MN for most of my life.
GenrlWashington ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:41:19 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which brings us to our number one on the threat down!
billmurrayismajestic ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 20:43:45 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Just be happy, don't worry, be happy right now" and "it's only game, why you heff to be mad?"
There's a lot of silly things about that guy, but he seems to have his priorities set straight. And the fact that he even enjoys thinking about the galaxy and our solar system makes him a guy much wiser than a lot of people I know.
Grandy12 ยท -42 points ยท Posted at 22:42:10 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? I personally don't think stargazing is a sign of wisdom. Its fun, sure, but not what I'd use to measure how wise someone is.
HonoraryMancunian ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 23:14:00 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not stargazing per se, but his philosophy about it all seems pretty spot on.
Grandy12 ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 01:10:52 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldnt know what his philosophy about the stars is, so I wont comment.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:55:56 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, he did say that our problems seem insignificant compared to the vastness of the stars, so we should be happy.
Grandy12 ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 02:07:41 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But then again, doesnt our accomplishments and victories seem just as insignificant to the same stars?
I mean, I agree with the general dont worry be happy sentiment behind his words, I just dont think we need to associate it with space.
psheemo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:37:19 on June 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why you heff to be mad?
Grandy12 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:36:08 on June 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mad?
MeltBanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:17 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here's my philosophy; You should be happy, about everything, all the time. Why? Because everything is fucking amazing and if you can't realize that you're an idiot.
jzoobz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:44:10 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Holocaust was fucking amazing!
etre-est-savoury ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:33:15 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
MeltBanana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:46 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it was. It wasn't positive or good, but it was most certainly amazing.
jzoobz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:22 on April 25, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Nazis are throwing my family into gas chambers while I starve? Guess I should still be happy..."
You see what I'm getting at, obviously?
Dreadgoat ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:32:27 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A person who enjoys exercising their mind for its own sake is on the fast track to wisdom.
A person who does not enjoy exercising their mind (or worse - who sees it as a waste of time) is limited to the wisdom life forces upon them.
So yes, a person who is excited to talk about the unfathomable for its own sake is either wise, or will be very soon.
Grandy12 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:50:32 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, but I still dont believe so. The way I see it, there are probably many a stargazer who spent years thinking about the unfathomable for at the end of the day go home being sure that black people are still inherently inferior to white people.
Dreadgoat ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:52:06 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being wise doesn't mean being right.
Grandy12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:59 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being knowledgeable doesnt mean being wise.
Dreadgoat ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:55:18 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is exactly my point. I'm glad you understand.
Grandy12 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 02:57:23 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My point is that stargazing would make you more knowledgeable on the subjects of space, but not nescessarily a more wise person.
Dreadgoat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:06:57 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The act of stargazing indicates that such a person is genuinely interested in self-reflection, introspection, critical thinking, and questioning the universe and their perception of it.
That is wisdom.
Here's an example, using your "still a bigot" explanation.
Bigot A says, "I'm not letting my daughter within a mile of any <insert anything here> boys! I'll not have her sullied by their filth."
He is unwise. He is also misinformed.
Bigot B says, "I can't let my daughter get too close to any of those <insert anything here> boys... I don't really know if that's right or not, but I have to do the best I can by her with what I know."
He is wise. He is also misinformed.
The difference is that Bigot B recognizes that his way may not be the best way, but it is what he has to work with at the time he makes his decision.
Both Bigot A and Bigot B can be swayed from their ways and become accepting of others, but only Bigot B has any hope of doing so on his own. Bigot A cannot self-reflect and will need to be led by someone he respects... probably by someone like Bigot B.
Grandy12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:31 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is curiosity. Curiosity may lead to wisdom, but isnt wisdom in itself.
I dont think bigot B is wise, but I think he has more potential of becoming so than bigot A. I also think both bigots could conceivibly stargaze at a daily basis without it affecting their view of social prejudices and whatnot in either way.
I can see the logic behind what you say, I just dont think that logic is what defines wisdom.
TheNicholasRage ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:43 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're an amazing troll. 10/10. Great job!
Grandy12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:44:29 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not trolling, sorry. Fact is, I do think stargazing isn't a sign of wisdom by itself.
Sorry if this offends you in any way, but I dont see why I should change my view.
TheNicholasRage ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:43 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not that it offends anyone, it's that there's no point in sharing your godawful opinion except so that you can feel like the smartest guy in the room. So, you're either a troll or a moron. The first is probably preferable, if you want to maintain your 'smart-guy' facade.
jzoobz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:33 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Geeze dude, lay off. He's not really being unreasonable.
Grandy12 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:17 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never claimed to be a smart guy, and I'm definetely not a wise guy either. I just said I dont consider stargazing to correlate to wisdom, and I dont.
If you decided to read too much into it, I'm afraid that is your problem, not mine.
And if being wise means hurling insults, accusing, and berating someone for doing something as mild as disagreeing with someone else in a polite manner, then I am actually quite glad of not being nearly as wise as you, thank you very much.
ashkpa ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:17 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While I disagree with your ideas about space and wisdom, I do believe you are contributing to most of the conversation, so these people shouldn't be downvoting you. Downvoting isn't a disagree button, people. Upvotes all around.
Grandy12 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:37 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:39:37 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Grandy12 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:57 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Fact is, my opinion is really this one and not a fake one for trolling like the one you are accusing me of"
I am not saying my opinion is a fact, but I am saying that it is, in fact, my opinion.
[deleted] ยท 193 points ยท Posted at 19:08:25 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be honest, that's exactly how I felt when I started getting into learning about the universe/space/etc.
CaptainCrack3r ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:55:46 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Took an astronomy class my freshman year in college. I couldn't help but think that all this worrying about tests and such is absolutely dumb in comparison as to what is happening in the universe.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:03 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE! My thoughts exactly. I feel like learning about space really humbles you and forces you not to take everything so seriously.
wilska ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 21:14:50 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cosmos with NDT has re-sparked my fascination with the universe. Space is amazing yet extremely terrifying.
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:53:49 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Flatbar ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:26:56 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know the good years when you're in them? Or do you just wait for them until you get ass cancer and realize that the good years came and went?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:45:13 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every year I'm alive is a good year. Not existing is so uneventful.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:12 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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kisswithaf ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:43:28 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, you're looking at it all wrong. The fact that these things exist despite how they defy our physics hint that there is so much more going on than humans are even close to grasping.
InitiallyAnAsshole ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:41:38 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I truly believe science gives you that mindset. You realize you know nothing john snow.
otomotopia ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:32:00 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is so humongous big.
Bravetoasterr ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 23:49:21 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the quote of all quotes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjzKJBUOoGc
Philias ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:57:25 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how he says it so seriously.
throwaway12039 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 07:52:18 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Brak710 above says it's because his friend was killed by a bear a few years ago
z0mbiassassin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:42:39 on May 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
:(
throwaway12039 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:59 on May 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello time traveler!
z0mbiassassin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:21:03 on May 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoops! Forgot I was browsing all-time top. This happens quite a bit, but usually Reddit stops me because the posts are usually archived.
Ascenzi4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:10:06 on May 20, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Boo
Klaxonymous ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:56:48 on August 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Boo to you.
Purplegill10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:59:13 on September 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Boo you too.
S_O_I_F ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:25 on September 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I love this game!
oneleginthebucket ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:13:52 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sound like they are mocking him but he's just a sensible human being not talking nonsense with the reporters. Why does he have to be afraid of anything but nature.
palpablescalpel ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:28:46 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's so, so adorable.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:59:12 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love 24/7 on HBO.
pavetheatmosphere ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:57:42 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like that guy and I love that accent.
littleguysofly ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:47:50 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
-Ilya Bryzgalov
l3v10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:30:48 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure he was playing for the Ducks at this time.
nothis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:19:03 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's so fucking cute!
InflamedMonkeyButts ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:31:01 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would donate a testicle to see a discussion between this guy and Tommy Wiseau.
NME24 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:00:30 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hi Ilya
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:00:40 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, "why you heff to be mad" was during his time as a Duck (2005-07.)
You can see that in the video:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bAigSrRrXu4/0.jpg
callmedanimal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:20:53 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That isn't a video. That is an image.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:21:15 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly a still from the video.
halebale00 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:04:41 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why you heff to be mad?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:27 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He said "in the video". If you're going to be a smartass you can at least make sure you read what he said properly.
halebale00 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:05:11 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
iz only geam
tomoyopop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:11 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
disturbedfood ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 19:39:18 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Related: How to do the EA Sports voice
poignard ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 20:39:55 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tfup-Ztb4g
AlladeenMadafaka ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 23:53:58 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's fucking hilarious. I really didn't expect it to be this funny.
10/10 would watch again.
Oradi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:51:37 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was great, thanks for sharing!
Adamonthex ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 20:26:11 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had to watch this after.
LordAntara ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 21:51:47 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm confused. Did they win that game?
mrhairybolo ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 23:00:37 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yes
so cya next time
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 01:03:51 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
we win more goal russian from siberia C'MON RUSSIA so we win that's it thanksguys
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:06:15 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
gg cyka
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:59 on August 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cyka xaxaxaxa
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 23:40:24 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Russia better than Canda confirmed
halebale00 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:06:37 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
russia better canda
panterspot ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 19:55:47 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best youtubehaiku in months.
MericaMan4Life ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:52:18 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best ones are the ones that come completely outta left field, I had no idea what was gonna happen and ended up giggling like a little school girl.
bravetarget ยท 297 points ยท Posted at 18:02:28 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
its only a game y u hef to be med
[deleted] ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 18:26:26 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Threethumb ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:13:27 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
If this is a joke, then hahaha!
But I'm
notoriouslyextremely bad at reading internet sarcasm, so if it's sincere, I don't see why anyone would go check out the comments before taking the time to watch the 5 second long video.festering ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 19:49:37 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Notoriously? I've never heard of you before.
Threethumb ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 20:03:17 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oops, I seem to have misused the word. I thought it was simply a synonym for "extremely" but with a more negative tone. I didn't know it implied being widely known to people. My bad.
Not_KGB ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 21:12:36 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's all good, nervous and apologetic internet person.
DoubleYouAre ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:53:35 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, he's not talking about you, he's talking about his friends. On the internet.
iammas13 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:09:34 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There should be a version of this without the "why you heff to be med" part and keep the "is only game."
SimonSays_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:50:14 on April 25, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it would've been a lot better actually!
mhbaker82 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:24:05 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saved this. I'm not sure why, but I believe I'll need it in the future.
scientifiction ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:58:26 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm saving it for the next time my friend rages at a game we're playing.
pavetheatmosphere ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:59:26 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Source?
jonk88 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:12:08 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ns14hRqwY8
SimonSays_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:11:07 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His tone throughout the interview.
trappar ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:24:47 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I won't lie.. I giggled.
thanksfortheyear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:15:05 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So humangus big
ghost_victim ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:40:54 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That got an actually guffaw out of me. At work...
Mother_Of_Pearl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:52 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The guy on youtube that posted this haiku also happens to be the same guy behind the "Snapping Super Mario Bros. Theme" on /r/videos. nifty
Piecarrier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:02 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was clearly the right video to start my day with.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:16:17 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every counter strike match.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:40 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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AGVann ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:10 on May 29, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh jesus. That's like trying to cut a heroin addiction by smoking crystal meth.
Why would you do something like that to yourself?
SimonSays_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:39 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was fucking brilliant!
makeswordclouds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:09 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here is a word cloud of all of the comments in this thread: http://i.imgur.com/HWfCdaW.png
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MericaMan4Life ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:24:05 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was really hoping 'hef' would be there.
LordAntara ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:46:39 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is. Right under 'tone,' which is under 'space,' which is under 'know.'
1leggeddog ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:47:26 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Win.
PM_ME_YOUR_COCK_ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:32 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Vรฅldsamt bra anvรคndning av det klippet.
SimonSays_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:00 on April 25, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hur mรฅnga kukbilder fรฅr du med det anvรคndarnamnet?
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 20:17:25 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Chondriac ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:08:12 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yea man weed is tight bro
raskulous ยท -27 points ยท Posted at 23:37:14 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a haiku
Mutant_Dragon ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:43:39 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
raskulous ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 23:46:28 on April 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you want to teach the children whatever you feel like, sure.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:32:53 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is what happens when a post reaches the front page of /r/all, people that don't know the subreddit come in here and say stupid shit. Feel free to leave whenever you want, we don't need you here.
raskulous ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 04:07:19 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't change the fact that it's a stupid name. I'll go create /r/youtubepoems and it'll be for videos that are 24-55 seconds long.
KesselySnipes ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:18:56 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why you heff to be mad?
Always_smooth ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:57:30 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You won't do it.
megalurkeruygcxrtgbn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:36:41 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you come here from /all?
kyzfrintin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:15:18 on April 24, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Youtubehaiku isn't literally about haiku poems. It's about short videos.