kalgari ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:13:47 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This comment literally made me spit up coffee lol
innociv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Is that from something up or did OP actually make that up? Because that fucking killed me too and I can't imagine it's the first time someone thought it up.
Narrator speaks in Ukrainian and the kid and his mom in Russian.
ShadF0x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:11 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The only two people who don't speak Russian in Sashko's (that's the name of the kid) saga are the narrator and the speech therapist lady (and that's only during the interview).
To this day I fail to find the answer as to "why", considering that this is a Ukrainian show for Ukrainian television.
araifr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:17:04 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Uhm... maybe because in all ex-soviet countries there are lots of people speaking russian? Or you expect people to learn ukranian just for the show?
ShadF0x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:16 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
More like "why even bother with Ukranian", not like the main audience won't understand it.
In Soviet Ukraine many people that lived in cities and eastern Ukraine spoke mostly Russian. Ukrainian was spoken more in rural areas and western parts of the country. After the fall of the USSR, Ukrainian language made a resurgence. Most Ukrainians speak both, theyโre closely related but different enough to be separate Slavic languages.
joeke99 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:01:05 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's about Sasha's gaming addiction, in my opinion they left one of the best parts out from the original video, where Sasha shows his true inner demon.
no_nick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:41:59 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ShadF0x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:15 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
There is a bit where he cooks his Frankenstein's monster of a dish using chiken, dumplings and sausages. Seems like a perfect material for "WSB's guide for portfolios", too bad I'm not autistic enough to make it funny.
Dkotyk ยท 1004 points ยท Posted at 14:27:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I know Ukrainian and the kid is addicted to his computer, he does not want to do anything else. His mom is trying to get him to get off and do something else
"Euphoria shut the fuck up I know that was you I ain't even gotta look! I should send yo ass back to Kreyshawn P, with his hot ass coat hangers, bitch! Would you like that?"
yaredw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Smalldogkungfuhappensofastyoucantevenreactbigdogsjusnignogsthasamatterofactwebefuckinallurmommasiftheywasntsofat..nblack !
Yea i said that.
Nobody read that.
In a super fast blast with black mask causin a set back
In your pharmacies and local grocery stores with a backpack
Yellin n screamin n stealin without no gat mac
People just automatimatucally GET BACK !
Never seen nothin scarier than an angry boston terrier !
Kaeften ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:30:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hush little kid, lot of cats around here with sons on the internet
Ghos3t ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:14:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Poor mom as well, can't even imagine how hard it must be to take care of two kids, with one of them on the spectrum while being a single parent. You can see the tiredness in her eyes. This is why we need early pregnancy screening and birth control for women, so they can make informed choices.
I thought this was real, this is quality shitposting if ever I've seen one. I heard about the shit and craziness that goes on in this sub and I actually believed this was all real
Did he actually take monies from her savings account? Why did she really get mad at the end?
Dkotyk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:12:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
No, she is mad just because he didnโt listen to her when she told him to get off. She thinks something is wrong with her son for spending so much time on the computer, but in reality, he spends so much time on the computer because he has nothing to do. A lot of Ukrainian and Russian parents think they are always right, and if something is off, the problem is their kids and not them
dovoid ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:01:43 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The red part below his eye? I had a similar thing when I was young, happens when I ate too much sugar stuff (so basically all the time), also explains him being chubby
no_nick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:32 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Imma go out on a limb here and say it's less addiction and more shitty mom who's incapable of raising a child. Look at how she acts. Or rather doesn't.
Basically what happend to him after his appearance on TV. Acquaintances breaking contacts with his mom, his friends not talking to him anymore, him getting worse grades in school, shitting himself in school cus the teacher did not let him go to the toilet, him getting attacked by older students while going to the supermarket, girls mocking him, changing school(?) etc.
This is why I hate when they put children on reality tv. Its all fun and games until a sweaty 45 year old camera man follows your child into his bedroomn while hes having a temper tantrum.
That's too fucked up to make a good meme. OP's is funny because it's a kid having a tantrum (sad still) but this one is straight up violence. I really hope it's not real.
Nah. You can. Just donโt let them go to the basement. I wanted to stay inside and play video games as a child. My mother felt otherwise. I spent all day out on my mongoose doing sweet jumps and making friends.
Sorry I just see poor parenting. In additon to love and warmth, kids need clear rules, consistently enforced. This guy hasn't had that, from the start. Letting kids do whatever they want is probably the worst for a kid. If I were involved, that computer would be gone for a start.
Damn, I know this isn't the sub to be sensitive in, but I feel for that family. The kid is obviously being bullied at school and it didn't seem like the hosts had any idea about how kids react when exposed to trauma. The "therapist/psychologist" that was wrestling with the kid had me laughing, not gonna lie
He got very famous after this video went viral, he was invited on different tv shows on one them he told that he was bullied in school so at the moment of this video he is trying not only escape from physical harassment he also suffers mentally as you can see. He said this fame carried only more suffering and bullying. Nowadays he has youtube channel and plays games as for a dream he wants become presient of Ukraine. That is kinda of story
rsn_e_o ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:25:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sell a contract which states you will make 10 high quality gifs for the buyer to post by 5/29...see what the market gets you. Possibly put out a few free gifs to let the market speculate and you could sell more contracts for more money if theyโre good.
Yeah the first time. or the second. Third click might be a regular visitor. Fourth through fiftieth might not care.
But I gather you have to keep doing one every day even if nobody is watching. If it's good, eventually you'll reach your maximum mass of viewers. You sadly won't know this. Maybe it's 2 billion views a day and you're a celebrity, or it's four hundred and it's merely slightly fun.
I like it. I'd watch another tomorrow. But I only use youtube to watch Grime music videos, and this one dude who restarts civilised industry from just a knife, some mud, branches, and a pair of shorts. Chances are i'm not your target audience.
tztoxic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:09:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wsb / trading channels don't get many views on YouTube sadly. There's one trading related yt channel with a few hundred k subs but its because the host is a chick.
This is the best thing I have seen on WSB. Your creative-writing talent is formidable. (The 1965 movie "What's Up, Tiger Lily?" uses a similar trick to great effect.) I actually think that the YouTube route is probably the easiest way to monetize your writing skills, assuming that re-purposing old videos is what you like to do. You would have to write some parodies etc that can work for a crowd who are not all in on all of your inside jokes the way that WSB would be.
YouTube is your best bet. Lots of meme channels post 5-10 minute videos of memes they make and put 1-2 advertisements on them. If your memes are good enough, people will watch and you'll be paid. Just takes time to build a following up because YouTube now requires a minimum subscriber count for ads
Or you can just be a cucklord and steal other people's memes and put ads on them instead ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Hkkkhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Make a one page website w ads and just embed the videos. It would be super easy, check out fiverr.com or similar websites to contract someone to do it for you.
noes_oh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
FS60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Iโll let you in on a secret. Make physical art I.E. a painting. Befriend an art appraiser. They appraise it for 20 mill. Donate it, pay no taxes on 20 mill because of your โdonationโ.
Create another piece. Do something autistic that makes it unique โI infused it with my motherโs ashes it has her body and soul.โ.
Get it appraised by friend for 40 mill, auction it off to rich dumbasses. Scoop up 20 million+ dollars after taxes.
Due diligence. About once a week, one of us does some minutes of research and comes up with the ultimate trade. Everyone upvotes it thinking they just read the sequel of the big short but it turns out to be another losing trade. Doing the exact opposite ends up being better
Thanks, I understand about 70% of what is said and still laugh my ass off. I'm afraid if I put in the effort to learn everything on this I will become one of the autists that is spoken so frequently.
Yep, Ukrainian govt. enforces local language for TV workers for a very long time, whereas regular people can speak however they want.
The thing is, most people speak in Surzhyk(mix of Russian and Ukrainian) or Russian in normal life and as "properly" speaking Ukrainian is somewhat harder, especially on camera, many just switch to Russian
Video origins in Ukraine, features Ukrainians
This particular piece is a meme for a long time.
The video is taking place in Ukraine but they are talking in both Ukrainian and Russian (the kid and his mom in Russian and the show host in Ukrainian)
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:30:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
There are many places in Ukraine where Russian is spoken, not just Crimea. It's not just ethnic Russians that speak it either, there are many cities where Russian is the most common language, even by ethnic Ukrainians (Odessa for instance, but even many of the cities around Ukraine).
Oh shit I'm posting a serious comment in WSB fuck sorry
Dariisa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Basically she is worried bout her son. He doesnt want to eat the mush she is serving him. He starts playing vidya after school and his mom warns him that he should stop. He begs her to stop cus it will only take a few more minutes. The mom says that he could use the time to go into the city(? they say something something ะณะพัะพะด which means city could be another place tho). Then he runs away, says she should die and tries to destroy his homework. He locks himself in the kitchen. The end is somewhat confusing...he asks her how he should log in and mumbles something bout the internet. The mom says that the computer should not control him but he should control himself or something. Pardon me cus my Russian isnt that good (as my English) and the narrator is Ukrainian(?) I guess.
yea thats what i thought or set up a new account with a time limit or something
f2simon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:06 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"ั ะฑัะดั ััะฐะฒะธัั ะฒัะต ะธะณัั "
Alikont ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:34:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I did not watch the original, but
ะณะพัะพะด
It also means garden, if they live in rural area, they'll have their own garden for vegetables, and all members of the family may be expected to do their share of the work.
doot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:58:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ogorod means garden/plot, gorod is indeed city or town
Alikont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
gorod is ukrainian for ogorod
doot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The people in the video are speaking Russian, the narrator is speaking Ukrainian
Alikont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I did not watch the whole video, and maybe they mean "gorod" as a city, but just a thing to consider, that basically nobody in Ukraine speaks clear Russian or Ukrainian, it's usually something in between, called "Surghyk", with occasional words from one language or another.
Nah that's absolutely not true. People in the villages, in the small towns speak that shit. In big cities educated Ukrainians speak both languages well, and quite a bit of English if they put any effort in school.
Everything you seen from Eastern Europe looks like this because thatโs the narrative about Eastern Europe that the audience on English-speaking sites is interested in, so thatโs the content thatโs gets made and upvoted. It doesnโt accurately reflect reality, just the audienceโs tastes.
Apparently it's about gaming addiction? I wish people could just understand that the virtual world is usually a better one.
I've always thought it's the extreme weather. It's agitating, and forces people to live closely together. Bad for the mind and it shows, not just in the cold hellscapes like Eastern Europe and Alaska, but in deserts like the Middle East, jungles like Latin America and Southeast Asia, and Savannahs like Central(?) Africa.
All addiction can and will be bad if not controlled properly, especially gaming or smart phone addiction for a child. The kid in the video will be left behind in life compared to other kids if all he wanted to do is playing video games. No way he can support himself or his addiction when he becomes an adult and his mom won't be around forever. Hell, I doubt the younger brother wants to be his caretaker when their mom dies or finally gives up on him.
What's the alternative? Spending more time in this miserable world than in the magical world of video games? Should the child have to sacrifice happiness now for happiness later? Absolutely not. This is childhood we're talking about. He needs to be happy now more than ever, and people need to let live.
Hey man, like I said, he can't support himself or his addiction forever when he's falling behind everyone else. Parents will obviously take care of their children as long as they're wiling but imagine taking care of a 40 year old child who couldn't take their hands away from whatever it is they're addicted to.
One day, this kid's mom will no longer be around and the kid will lose his only support in life. Trust me, when that time comes, not many wants to take over the mom's role as the caretaker.
An uncontrolled addiction is dangerous in the long run, for children and adults. Being happy "now" is unimportant when being happy "later" might not happen. It's like getting a 5 minute high on OD-ing a recreational drug and spend the rest of their lives with various organ and mental problems. That shit ain't worth it, yo. Better get that addiction sorted out before it gets out of control.
Being a child is not about being happier more than ever, its about developing correctly mentally by having a guiding hand to help you through the trauma you face in your life and help you critical think and problem solve yourself.
In fact, its very telling all these videos in this thread the kid has no father there. Having no father figure is absolutely massive in childhood development, as is having a motherly figure for proper nurture. Notice how the kid doesnt listen to her because he sees her as a nurturer, he knows he can test her constantly
Your mentality is leaving everyone weak as fuck an unable to solve any problem they face in there life.
Youโre right, thatโs a shitty canned reddit response and I feel bad.
Itโs really easy and really common to generalize vast and varied regions of the world that weโre not familiar with and paint them with really bland stereotypes that persist contrary the reality of those places.
Latin America is probably one of the biggest examples of this in your comment. Most of the largest population centers in Latin America, like say Mexico City or Bogotรก, Colombia, are pretty high in elevation and have somewhat mountainous terrain and cooler, temperate climates. Theyโre closer to the equator but it isnโt hot there (their proximity to the equator does keep temperatures more constant throughout the year, but not necessarily hot- the earths tilt causes seasons and areas at the equator donโt experience this to the same degree) the average high in the hottest months of the summer in Mexico City for example is only around 80 or 81 degrees or so usually. Bogotรก is even higher and even cooler. This is what many of the largest cities look and feel like in Latin America, not hot steamy jungles.
But the idea that Latin America is very hot and just a big jungle persists in stereotypes that are perpetuated, preserved and reinforced by movies and other media that we create using our own stereotypes.
Latin America stretches over like 1/4 of North America, Central America, South America and the Caribbean. Itโs massive, containing the driest desert in the world - the Atacama in Chile, large grassy Savannah in central-southern America, (like you imagine central Africa is composed of), snow capped mountain ranges, etc etc and yes huge swaths of jungle and rainforest, like the Amazon, but thatโs not where the people who live there actually live.
Itโs also funny that you said central Africa was a Savannah, because central Africa IS where Africaโs thickest woodlands and jungle and rainforest are. Africaโs Savannahโs are just south of the arid, desert-y North, and in the south of the continent, and central Africa is where Africaโs rainforests are.
However, I do think that climate does have a great effect on people and their culture. For example- drinking coca tea or chewing coca leaves is a common practice in the high elevation mountainous areas of Colombia, Peru, and Bolivia, because it helps combat the effects of high elevation! Something that has great cultural significance to many but is combatted by westerners for coca leafโs association with cocaine.
But these really basic stereotypes of places are untrue and really often I feel like they are used as justifications for poverty in those areas. Yeah, itโs hot and dry in a lot of places in the Middle East. Itโs also really hot and dry in most of the American Southwest.
Even scientific images like I included in this comment that show the varied climate types of a region are prone to bias from our stereotypes of these regions. Itโs western geographers who create these images after all, and as much as these scientists try to base their findings on facts, unfortunately a lot of it is subjective and even the most woke scientists fall to these preconceptions at least a little. They become ingrained in us, almost inherent in anything we do.
I donโt know shit about Southeast Asia, so I canโt comment on that one. But Eastern Europe is pretty far from a frozen hellscape, most of the region is temperate, warm summers and cold winters. Lots of seasonality like you see in the American heartland. Using the climate of Eastern Europe to justify any kind of craziness or poverty there would actually be pretty ironic because itโs pretty damn close to how much of the United States is, definitely to what the TV-ideal of the United States, wherever little Timmy lives that he rides his bike around in the summer and shovels snow in the winter and plays in leaves in the fall, like Ohio or something, idk I grew up in Florida I just read about that stuff in picture books growing up
llilaq ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:12:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
But Canadian winters are tough too and we're fine.
Th person didnt say it was the childs fault at all dude. But hey, you're right. It's the parents fault for letting him get so addicted to video games he can't function otherwise. He needs to get out and socialize with others if he is to have a hope of being a well adjusted adult.
But what's your deal here? You've been defending this kids addiction the entire time here for some reason. You alright dude?
I thought it was real at first. When the narrator called him a little shit, I was like, "whoa, they're a little meaner over there." Then when she said grandma was making him tendies I lost it, but realized it was fake.
I'm a bit slow on the uptake, so maybe this is the community for me?
nice2yz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The actual convo the mom and kid are having is something like:
โSasha, enough video games, weโre going to grandmas.โ
โNo, Iโm not done playing, I decide when Iโm done.โ
They are speaking Ukrainian and Iโm guessing this is some kind of documentary series, the kid is addicted to video games.
We better get this into the top AT because this is a once in a lifetime shit post guys. This is immaculate levels of retardation we are achieving. Fucking brilliant.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:53:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The saddest part of all this is that I canโt show it to my friends, this is because...
1. You do not talk about wsb
2. They wouldnโt get it
3. I donโt have any
They said bet in America because it literally canโt go titis up so I went all in Boeing calls. That was the end of my short trading experience. WSB hasnโt been reliable lately.
Next time someone tells me to learn another language I am going to show them this video - whole other level of immersion when you can only interpret the subtitles.
Knowing what theyโre actually saying as a Russian speaker, makes it even funnier to read the subtitles. Pretty funny shit. Where did you dig up these old documentaries in their original context?
I haven't seen many memes here but this is undoubtedly the best I've ever witnessed. The genius of the post is that it doesn't resort only to the old quotes of the sub but created so many new great lines.
WSB is my real mom.
But the post was gilded.
Is this your all-time chart or just this morning?
I'm selling you.
Well done sir.
P.S. I don't know the real context of the story, but it seems sad.
Hey WSB, my mom made me a robinhood account, but changed the password this week when I lost 8,000 dollars on SPY 275 puts. How do I get contact robinood to tell them to change it back, also how do I double down to make all my cash back?
Biological dad isnt in the house by the way, dad is a cuck.
Lol it's actually about his game addiction and how his momma ain't a real Russian parent cuz they woulda wacked him good long ago lol. But I like this new version better ๐๐
"Oscar worthy short. I was hooked from the start. I cried and hoped with all my might right along with Sasha. I felt the betrayal he felt that was promised by WSB. A masterpiece in any language. Bravo!"
I love the original video and I love this remix, but it's so tilting to have the video permanently change to 144p with the phone app and a good WiFi...
I dont know anything about the stock market and everytime someone posts something in wallstreetbets that makes the front page i look on in a intrigued confusion.
But i can understand this one at least. Dumb kid dumb.
What the absolute fuck did I just watch?
I wasnโt even suppose to be here I accidentally went over the popular tab.
My eyes wonโt stop watering!
What the fuck!
The kid never should have been allowed access to his mom's cash in the first place. Mom should never allowed this to happen. The first tantrum he threw would have been his last. Period.
The funniest part about this whole thing is like 25% of the translations are like exactly what theyโre saying so if you speak both languages itโs like almost believable that itโs real
This sub might make the worst trades but we all damn know we are here for these gems. Thank you from all of us for this precise depiction of every retard here.
8myself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
honestly this hits 2 close 2 home, i could see myself in that young man. now i am at MacDonalds and browsing the internet over a fucking tablet after mom took all my tendies.
ok this is the funniest thing I've ever seen on Reddit, my gf asked me what I was laughing about... I said you wouldn't understand and she got even more curious. Then I said "they made a short documentary film about a kid in Ukraine addicted to video-games" But I couldn't get any words after Ukraine out without breaking into laughter.
westo48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
If heโs getting so hysterical about playing on the computer, he shouldnโt be allowed near it full stop. I know that itโs easier said than done to enforce when you have a screaming snot nosed brat blowing up and trying to trash the house BUT allowing him access to the computer is just going to prolong the behaviour.
I want to find the kid. As much as the subtitles were funny, kind of tough to watch his pain, as a parent.
gymbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:49 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I was guessing he made a little money and sheโs desperate. Hell they all are clearly so I could see why she put up with it to an extent but like you said the whole thing is so sad to see. Is his eye bruised too?
Reminds me of myself when I was a kid. Except it was playing runescape. My dad would come in the room talk to the computer, begging it to let me get off it.
ODB2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:54 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Listen im early on a good post for once so i just want some Reddit silver, i've got nothing interesting to contribute. That's 99% of this friggin subreddit anyway!
Edit: I cannot believe that actually worked, whoever gave it, thank you!
It's funny with the overlaid text the real thing is fucked up. Fucking overbearing piece of filth mother. Instead of working with and empathize with whatever's going on with him, she instead keeps on breaking him down. Can't imagine the pressure this kid is going through. His games are his escape from the shit in his life. People like that shouldn't have kids but their narcissistic egos compel them to create someone they can abuse, bully, gaslight, blame and lie to
Fucking brigaded by fucking narcissists and child abuse enthusiasts again. You never fail to let me down, Reddit.
Bro the way he goes off cursing w no limits after she turns off his computer is pretty serious. Thatโs pretty out there, the things that came out of his mouth to be directed at his mom. Kid has a serious problem with addiction.
Have you even considered the why of things? Why do people get addicted to alcohol, substances, video games, food, whatever? People want to escape from something. There's something wrong with their lives and want to be somewhere else. This kid didn't want to live in his games just because. Something is wrong in that household, and you take away somebody's means to escape a bad situation, that's what happens.
Instead of working with and empathize with whatever's going on with him
welp she is trying at the beginning. afterwards he says she should die.
Can't imagine the pressure this kid is going through.
big pressure doing his homework and not playing vidya all day...its prolly better he should not get a grip and some discipline but play vidya all day. best way to exit such a shitty life and not kill urself when u r an adult cus u sucked at everything amrite?
People like that shouldn't have kids but their narcissistic egos compel them to create someone they can abuse, bully, gaslight, blame and lie to
Yeah you're really misconstruing what I meant. If you really think he's better of playing games all day then you're wrong. There are a myriad of ways you can get someone to do what you want them to do without resulting to force or intimidation. He has cognition, he's not a fucking animal. Why not persuade or motivate the kid? Show them the importance of doing the task? Reward them for it? People who still think like you are the reason why there's so many fucked up people around.
Lul she didnt even beat him.
You do realize abuse comes in different forms, not just physical, right? Or are you one of those people that still think mental health is unimportant?
If you really think he's better of playing games all day then you're wrong.
its called irony i thinks.
Why not persuade or motivate the kid? Show them the importance of doing the task? Reward them for it?
yea she prolly tried that earlier but we dont know.
You do realize abuse comes in different forms, not just physical, right? Or are you one of those people that still think mental health is unimportant?
nah you are right overall tbh. ur post just sounded so whiny it might come from a hedonistic laissez-faire parent who would let their kids play the vidya and dont care bout it thats why i replied...also I dont think she is wrong overall, her approach might be as u highlighted. It would be worse if she didnt try to change something...But we dont know if she only asked him to stop since the film team was there and normally she wouldnt(?). Also one should ask where the father of children is and how he got addicted in the first place. I would guess she has a lack of energy since working and caring for two children or is just lazy. Therefore she prolly thought it would be a good idea to let him play the vidya instead of doing something with him.
Also speaking of abuse...one should ask why he has a bruise on his face.
Or are you one of those people that still think mental health is unimportant?
No ofc its important. Thats y I stated the suicide problem. I just dont like whiny ppl thats all. Have a nice day stranger.
And please dont be pissed because I called u whiny :)
It's called sarcasm. Also it's "methinks", not I thinks. If you're going to use a stupid, archaic portmanteau might as well get it right.
My mother is a narcissistic, overbearing bitch who uses threats like hanging her children and delighted in smacking me when I was a kid.
A father isn't a factor at all. Plenty of single mothers who treat their children with patience, understanding and respect.
"Lack of energy" isn't and never was an excuse for abuse. If you don't have the foresight to know how stressful it is to be a parent you shouldn't have had fucking children. Fucking brainless idiots going into parenthood thinking it's going to be fun and games. Fucking. Brainless. Idiots.
No ofc its important. Thats y I stated the suicide problem. I just dont like whiny ppl thats all. Have a nice day stranger.
It's okay. It's like somebody who's never experienced abuse in their life calling someone a "hedonistic, laissez-faire parent" because they call out abuse. Of course you'd call someone like that, you have no frame of reference. Your life has been incredibly easy and you think everyone should just be tough, not realizing people have a breaking point. If anything I both pity and envy you for having such a sheltered life ;)
Also next time try to spell out your words. What I just read makes me think you're a 12-year old who doesn't know how to spell simple words such as "people" or "why".
nah its a thing i does with my friends cus i am not living in american.
It's called sarcasm.
no its not. cus i did not have the intention to make fun of you and i thought its common sense that playing to much vidya is bad.
It's okay. It's like somebody who's never experienced abuse in their life calling someone a "hedonistic, laissez-faire parent" because they call out abuse.
welp at least the second thing u stated happened to me several times.
smacking me when I was a kid.
Also i was bullied in school, was obese, had depression, made it from an low-income family into a six-figure job. So yea might not call me out on that...
A father isn't a factor at all. Plenty of single mothers who treat their children with patience, understanding and respect.
Sure. I am just guessing how that situation occured.
"Lack of energy" isn't and never was an excuse for abuse. If you don't have the foresight to know how stressful it is to be a parent you shouldn't have had fucking children. Fucking brainless idiots going into parenthood thinking it's going to be fun and games. Fucking. Brainless. Idiots.
Yeah you are right.
Also next time try to spell out your words. What I just read makes me think you're a 12-year old who doesn't know how to spell simple words such as "people" or "why".
I can't imagine how lackluster your life is that you actually attempt to get fulfillment through trying to get a rise out of people on the internet. For the 7 years you've been on Reddit, I've contributed 4 and a half more times than you in less than half of that time. What a pathetic excuse for an existence. Thankfully there are guards against this type of behavior. Enjoy the temporary ban. Use that time to reflect on your behavior, okay? Consider it your time out ;)
Why are you still here? I'm done with you. You're done. Stop being a waste of bytes on my inbox. You have nothing to contribute here. You have no purpose here. You are a man-child who still thinks insulting people is "hip" and "cool". You are, frankly, an inferior human being. That's not an insult, just from what you've shown me so far, that's my assessment of you. Now I will block you, because nothing you said or will ever say have any semblance of usefulness.
itโs HILARIOUS how wrong this is. The subtitles are all such BS itโs so funny.
I actually speak russian and understand Ukrainian which is what theyโre speaking and itโs so funny to see how easily YOU ALL believe any BULLSHIT thatโs put in front of you
This is litterally no different than Donald Trumps upbringing. Imagine that unchecked fucking Sasha running our country....wait, you donโt have too. We have the orange geriatric 300lb Sasha โDonaldโ Trump doing exactly that with our countryโs savings account...
Hello i am from Russia. While watching this video i was surprised. At first they are Ukrainian, you can be sure, after looking at the letters of TV channel showing this program. The captions are not correct, and tell you about other thing. In this video the boy asks his mother not to turn off the computers, in case he wants keep playing in a game . So i think this video is an great example, showing how fake things works. Its not only about media. We must check any content that you deal with.
grebfar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:43 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
Look at OP over here meming with 10+ year old Ukranian docos like a true autist.
Flared.
retc0n ยท 203 points ยท Posted at 15:16:31 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
*flaired, you autist
grebfar ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 16:05:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
oshit you got me
tirdni_bla ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 17:43:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
And its memeing, not meming
grebfar ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 20:50:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too old for this shit
PM_TITS_FOR_KITTENS ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:25:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you found your new flair
retc0n ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:06:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
:) sorry
innatangle ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:50:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Did you really just apologise for calling out a mod's gay grammatical error? Ban.
retc0n ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:12:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
:) sorry
putitonice ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:00:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Truly masterful
only1parkjisung ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:27:11 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Flares gonna flare
the_joy_of_VI ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:44:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Just like my nostrils
[deleted] ยท -76 points ยท Posted at 17:00:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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lock_ed ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:33:53 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I know you're a bot, but good shit
[deleted] ยท -76 points ยท Posted at 17:13:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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SeaFishxc ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 17:20:21 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's AutoModerator. I see him everywhere. Where does he find the time?
SeventhSolar ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 18:55:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
A quick trip into AutoMod's post history clearly shows they moderate every single sub on Reddit. You need to get tested for...something.
rgujijtdguibhyy ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:34:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
When you receive that dank trial corona vaccine
SHARP1SH00TER ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 18:34:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Truly belong on WSB when you try and communicate with a bot
BenjerminGray ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:18:11 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So autistic you're starting fights with bots. I can't ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ I want to shit on him but he belongs here.
nikvasya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:26 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He frequents r/funny, he is beyond our level, he fucking ascended
fartking6969 ยท -92 points ยท Posted at 15:46:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
When you gonna flared me. Iโm so gay when I fart cum shoots out. ๐๐ป๐
packimop ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 16:55:47 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
delete your account retard
fartking6969 ยท -53 points ยท Posted at 17:01:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
get the hell outta here ya faggot, this ainโt grade 6 (which Iโm sure you were the biggest kid since you failed several times)๐
packimop ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:03:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
even a 6th grader would cringe at your username. unironic or not you have $200 to your name and it shows.
fartking6969 ยท -39 points ยท Posted at 17:08:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Youโre totally right man. Should we validate with the mods?
packimop ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:10:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
mods flair me. let's talk to mods. mods pay attention to me. MODS MODS look how gay i am HAHAHAHAHA
fartking6969 ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 17:13:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you got some serious issues...guy gets so triggered online ๐
NPC744x2 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:17:30 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Delete your account, retard.
Me_Melissa ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:22:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
delete your account retard
pinballwizard16 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:28:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Delete your account, retard.
purpcicle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:20:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Delete your account, retard.
Doofles117 ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 21:46:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Damn a lotta simps just riding the boat from here on out lmao
packimop ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:20:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
nice one i guess?
zero__s ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:35:43 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like someone that has never been socialized. far cum? fucking hell, even an 8 year old wouldn't come up with something so gay
jonyd143 ยท 5415 points ยท Posted at 13:23:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Sasha who gave you the money?" "Your employer" lol i died.
Fuck_Your_Squirtle ยท 1030 points ยท Posted at 15:18:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs a weird way to say me
JamesPumaEnjoi ยท 204 points ยท Posted at 15:50:29 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Dude....whatโs wrong with Squirtle?
BlahBlah472 ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 16:04:30 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs just YOUR squirrels
Fuck_Your_Squirtle ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:06:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Specifically
Zibz98 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 18:24:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Squirrels? can I get a BOOMER ALERT
BlahBlah472 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:25:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
facepalm Iโm leaving it
jerseymeathook ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:03:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
๐จ๐จ๐จ
SaintLeppy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:22:38 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Charmander gang 100%
reddsyz ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 16:11:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I also watched the video
Fuck_Your_Squirtle ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 16:37:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Weโre not so different, you and I
thesouthbay ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:27:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.
shank19833 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:54:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Why you trying to read that word, are you a fag?
moondoginyoureyes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:34 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Brawndo! Its got what plants crave!
Dyno-mike ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:38:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly she should have known considering she's self employed
Dyno-mike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:29 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly she should have known considering she's self employed
Cerebral-Parsley ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 16:38:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
Why do I see five digit losses when you never had more than $100?
boogi3woogie ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 19:21:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was going to say he was trading on margin
no_nick ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:05:19 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Personally, I was hoping for box spreads
dizshbLd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:46:45 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This right here. Wasted opportunity
phuckyourregime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:53 on May 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs what I thought too..
innagaddavelveta ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 17:17:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping for an oil can't go negative joke there
Krappatoa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:16:47 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Missed opportunity
EducatingMorons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Bro...too soon -.-
dagmarski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:56 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โOil prices canโt go imaginaryโ
Bonestormers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
uhh its in rubles? maybe
youarehearingme6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:36 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Exchange rate? Are rubles still a thing?
tslGUH ยท 446 points ยท Posted at 13:27:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
In the motherland stocks buy you.
brotisbroke ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 15:46:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
In Mother Russia bag holds you.
kontekisuto ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 15:58:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
In Russia Sars-cov-2 is myth, they are just dying from being healthy. so many healthy people in peace now.
TimesSquareMagician ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:30 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
They were going to die next year anyway
kontekisuto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
winter is coming
GendosBeard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Contain the spread of misinformation.
dlawoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Flying out of windows
ItsHardwick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:34 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Remember when they just had way more cases of pneumonia than normal this year?
kontekisuto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:45 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ะทะฐ ะทะดะพัะพะฒัะต!
Bandera98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:29 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
In Russia letter "i" does not exist.
Shake_dem_asspergers ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:33:18 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Bears are alive and well in Russia.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:54 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
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tslGUH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:38 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Correction. In papaland the car drives Sashaโs wifeโs boyfriend.
BrunoRib ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 15:47:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Narrator: "Little Sasha will become one of the millions posting loss port at WSB, because what he fails to understand is that - STONKS ONLY GO UP"
Gusso1027 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:34:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking died. If I had any money I would gild this post
snowblu95 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:11:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Would give gold but poor XddddddDdddd!!11
artemis_m_oswald ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:38:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I lost it at wsb is my real mom
kalgari ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:13:47 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This comment literally made me spit up coffee lol
innociv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Is that from something up or did OP actually make that up? Because that fucking killed me too and I can't imagine it's the first time someone thought it up.
gumbit305 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:46 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The mother is disturbingly calm about this whole situation
RebornInferno ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:05 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That translation is waaaaaaay of
ope_didntseeyathere ยท 1442 points ยท Posted at 13:17:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โIโm selling youโ
Holy shit I havenโt laughed this hard in a while
Rpark444 ยท 362 points ยท Posted at 13:59:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Selling him would be like Crude oil spot price on April 20, -$35.
TylerDurden6969 ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 14:49:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I bet he can make more Nikeโs than a barrel of oil.
TyroneTeabaggington ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:03:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Not that retard. Have you seen what you can get from a barrel of oil?
cuddlefucker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:25:42 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
At least I can legally burn the barrel of oil and come out solvent.
no_nick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:29 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Probably not, actually.
sidadidas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:24 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Given so many people have fought endless wars for these barrels of oil, I hope this statement is not true.
Mercurial8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:12:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hey....hey...donโt be mean to the violent little puke.
ToAlphaCentauriGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:35 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
420 funding secured
ostrieto17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I would decline even if they paid me
Ethereal_trader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Probably there is a black market for organs in Russia that would pay a lot for him... there is For womenโs hair that I know
Petroselinum_ ยท 3858 points ยท Posted at 13:19:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my fucking god the 1:18 mark.
โWhatโs AAPL?โ
โA stonk.โ
Holy shit that paired up perfectly with the audio. This is a high quality shitpost. Canโt stop laughing at this retarded shit.
connerlouis ยท 307 points ยท Posted at 14:47:18 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Now that I noticed it tho I feel like every word in Russian just kinda sounds like stonk with some tongue rolling in between
user_of_the_week ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 15:49:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ะงัะพ?
mihairuf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:56:17 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He says ะฝั ะธ ััะพ? / nu i shto? / so what? to be precise But yeah it's ััะพ that could be misheard for stonks
natalianyc ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 17:29:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's ukranian.
sunlegion ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 20:08:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Narrator speaks in Ukrainian and the kid and his mom in Russian.
ShadF0x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:11 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The only two people who don't speak Russian in Sashko's (that's the name of the kid) saga are the narrator and the speech therapist lady (and that's only during the interview).
To this day I fail to find the answer as to "why", considering that this is a Ukrainian show for Ukrainian television.
araifr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:17:04 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Uhm... maybe because in all ex-soviet countries there are lots of people speaking russian? Or you expect people to learn ukranian just for the show?
ShadF0x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:16 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
More like "why even bother with Ukranian", not like the main audience won't understand it.
sunlegion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:40 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
In Soviet Ukraine many people that lived in cities and eastern Ukraine spoke mostly Russian. Ukrainian was spoken more in rural areas and western parts of the country. After the fall of the USSR, Ukrainian language made a resurgence. Most Ukrainians speak both, theyโre closely related but different enough to be separate Slavic languages.
Zugr-wow ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
No it's not
Dropmeoffatschool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:03 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, it is. Kid is speaking Russian.
GunBrothersGaming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Stonk parastonk in stonks. I stonk my stonk stonnnnk
Hey--Ya ยท 388 points ยท Posted at 14:41:21 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
shtonkk
skatastrophy ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 15:04:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sาะคะา
mantrap2 ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 15:40:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ััะพะฝะบ
dabbedoutallday2 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 18:08:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ะกัะพะฝะบั ะณะพ ะฑััััััั
tslGUH ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:39:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody Russianโs.
Ibhopz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:15 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ะะฐ
Doreydude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:20 on May 18, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This guy Russians
wolfeward ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:49 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ในใใณใฏ
Zenblend ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:34:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sgphik?
BruceInc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:00 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf kind of language is that, because itโs definitely not Cyrillic haha
giggless33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:19 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I'm starting to think this video is a bit fishy. Dude didnt want teddies. Unless this is what rock bottom truly feels like.
bootypickup ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 17:26:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It synced up too perfectly. As if that's what they were actually talking about. I died
IolausTelcontar ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:59:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Plot twist: it was.
joeke99 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:01:05 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's about Sasha's gaming addiction, in my opinion they left one of the best parts out from the original video, where Sasha shows his true inner demon.
no_nick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:41:59 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Do tell
mihairuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:23 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/tuU-VCc_994
That's a cut from 14m source video/show episode (show is adaptation of BBC's https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey,_We%27re_Killing_the_Kids )
ShadF0x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:15 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
There is a bit where he cooks his Frankenstein's monster of a dish using chiken, dumplings and sausages. Seems like a perfect material for "WSB's guide for portfolios", too bad I'm not autistic enough to make it funny.
25russianbear25 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:35:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
much better one is when she says "vremya idyot" around 1:51 - sound almost identical to "idiot"
shortAAPL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Worst company of all time
FhrisCarley ยท 2032 points ยท Posted at 12:47:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"The DD received gold!"
That's where I lost it.
CptTonyStark ยท 837 points ยท Posted at 13:22:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It said "literally can't go tits up"
TehWildMan_ ยท 245 points ยท Posted at 13:44:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Five seconds later: goes tits up
enleeten ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 14:18:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
There's always money in the borscht stand.
Nuk nuk
rrr598 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:55:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
There was 6,000,000 hryvni LINING THE WALLS OF THE BORSCHT STAND
LysergicOracle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:54:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Is banana, Mikhail, what could it cost? 10,000 kopiyok?
websagacity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT PART OF "THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BORSCHT STAND" DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?
obipotobi ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:41:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
Genius. Also: whys the screen all red.
Edit : deleted some haha's coz I feel bad for the Mum. Lost my shit when he doubled down.
deadcow5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:24 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Blyat!
tu_test_bot ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 13:30:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
something something inverse cause autistic
jackydubs31 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs a well known indicator
blackandwhiteadidas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:37 on May 18, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It means free money!
mpfo222 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:54:48 on May 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs a well known indicator!!โ
bananarama_jonesJr ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 15:08:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โOpen this door now or Iโm blocking Reddit on my VPNโ [opens door]
SlAddict ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:10:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lost my shit at โlook itโs gained 1$ momโ
developingstory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:36 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โYou need to close your positions.โ
Me_Melissa ยท 1891 points ยท Posted at 13:06:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is hands down the best I've seen here.
alandeustchbag ยท 459 points ยท Posted at 13:32:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Haupt91 shit
virginialiberty ยท 242 points ยท Posted at 13:40:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The legend. That guy inspired so many others. Any warren buffet video he redid made my sides split.
BcStryker ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 16:07:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
woahhhh buddy... split? what are they trading at now?
clueless_as_fuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Look in to futures.
brintoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:47 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ainโt nobody do splits no mo
bencew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:08 on May 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He created a whole genre of shitposting. Genius
OneMustAdjust ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 14:07:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
A stonk
isaac11117 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:30:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
No the best was that Russian guy at that party saying stonks only go up
[deleted] ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 14:40:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
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zencat2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:44:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
How could they get it so wrong?
[deleted] ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 14:45:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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chiniwini ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
We must call the police! Or better, the karma police!
walloon5 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:46:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's like the same problem people who speak German have watching Hitler in the Bunker / Downfall memes
Oopsimapanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Are you sure?? If what you're saying is true, that's big time insider information. I totally assumed the translation was accurate.
The-Bounty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I am sure
amanhasthreenames ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:43:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The ruble is dogshit and you are in the wrong sub
The-Bounty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I am talking about the translation, not the Russian currency. Why did you have to be so rude?
gotnochilll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
No way bro seriously how could they do that to our Russian sovereignty? Iโm actually appalled
Madbrad200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's the joke lol
Hategres ยท 1208 points ยท Posted at 13:20:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
This is Ukrainian tv show called โHoney, we are killing childrenโ. This episode is like 10+ years old
Edit: For more meme content, search this -> โะบะพั ะฐะฝะฐ ะผะธ ะฒะฑะธะฒะฐัะผะพ ะดััะตะนโ on Youtube
AveenoFresh ยท 527 points ยท Posted at 14:09:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What's the context?
Dkotyk ยท 1004 points ยท Posted at 14:27:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I know Ukrainian and the kid is addicted to his computer, he does not want to do anything else. His mom is trying to get him to get off and do something else
copy_run_start ยท 1499 points ยท Posted at 14:53:31 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Simpler times.
We used to watch video of moms trying to get their sons off the internet. Now we watch videos on moms getting their sons off on the internet.
K4R1MM ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 15:15:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
But Black Dynamite! I get moms sons off on the internet!
Vexor359 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 16:08:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
A classic movie. Now Aunt Billy, how many times have I told you not to call here and interrupt my Kung Fu!
unexpectedit3m ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:12:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"militant turns startled"
roanphoto ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:41:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Sarcastically I'm in charge!"
TinyFluffyRabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel in charge?
Theartofsilence ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:12:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Euphoria shut the fuck up I know that was you I ain't even gotta look! I should send yo ass back to Kreyshawn P, with his hot ass coat hangers, bitch! Would you like that?"
yaredw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Crenshaw Pete*
smalldogkungfu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of Kung Fu ?
Vexor359 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Big Dog Kung Fu!
smalldogkungfu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:31 on May 18, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Smalldogkungfuhappensofastyoucantevenreactbigdogsjusnignogsthasamatterofactwebefuckinallurmommasiftheywasntsofat..nblack ! Yea i said that. Nobody read that. In a super fast blast with black mask causin a set back In your pharmacies and local grocery stores with a backpack Yellin n screamin n stealin without no gat mac People just automatimatucally GET BACK ! Never seen nothin scarier than an angry boston terrier !
Kaeften ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:30:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hush little kid, lot of cats around here with sons on the internet
Genos-Cyborg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:28 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Damn good movie.
darksight9099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:36 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Well if I catch you, I wonโt consider you a brother nor a friend.
hiloljkbye ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 15:24:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
*step moms
zhaoz ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:46:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I should let the fbi know to stop the raid then. Oh wait, they don't need a warrant. Thanks congress!
Cody610 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:37:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
/breaks arms
anonbutler ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:38:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Metaaaa
BonkeyDot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:27:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Take my tendies
Dragnskull ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This has been another edition of Good Thing Bad Thing
SombreMordida ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
we fucking loled
PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
God damn it.
talosguideus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that's funny
Echelion77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wait.....
pemboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:31 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
stonks!
sidadidas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:40 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Correction: step-moms. :P
Butthole--pleasures ยท 253 points ยท Posted at 14:39:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hes showing characteristics of someone with autism. Poor kid
stoicsmile ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 15:14:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He also looks a little beat up.
Mr_FixShit ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 17:13:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs what happens when youโre so autistic that you donโt know how to use a rope.
PerformanceFitness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:39 on May 18, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐
fadetoblack1004 ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 14:41:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, for real. Shame, he coulda become something.
ExerXV ยท 268 points ยท Posted at 14:51:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he should try getting into the stock market
averydangerousday ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 14:56:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He did. I just watched a documentary about it. He lost it all on TSLA puts.
ExerXV ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 15:09:00 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Dang that must suck. I wonder which dipshit told him to all in on TSLA puts
bohlz ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:09:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably one of us.
teamfupa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
One of us.
Hopjackslim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:51:11 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
One of us.
naptimerider ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lolololo
Mercurial8 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:13:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Like a broker?
scariah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Bronker?
obipotobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Coulda been a contenda..
Grievous_Nix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:42 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Well, he DID become a huge meme in Russia
heapsp ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:01:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
or someone in IT
Kingmudsy ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:59:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs what they said
mike_b12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:00:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean "or"?
Ghos3t ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:14:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Poor mom as well, can't even imagine how hard it must be to take care of two kids, with one of them on the spectrum while being a single parent. You can see the tiredness in her eyes. This is why we need early pregnancy screening and birth control for women, so they can make informed choices.
dustinge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
One of us!
billytheid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:11 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You mean the WSB stuff?
Butthole--pleasures ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:15:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
No, the tantrum and avoiding eye contact, not looking at the camera.
OldMackysBackInTown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He fits right in on this sub
DreamingIsFun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
More like a kid trying to escape to games while living in a hellhole like Russia
c0nnector ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:28:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, plenty of crimes to commit in a poverty stricken area.
PMTurkeyBacon ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 17:02:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Just spitballing here... but unplug the fucking thing and give him some vodka.
chicaburrita ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:32:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
How do you think he got the black eye? Vodka.
TomBradysmom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:45:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
How do you think she got the little shit in the first place? Vodka.
illQualmOnYourFace ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 14:56:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
But his arms arent even broken?
ItsHardwick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:54 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
๐
Torrent4Dayz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was real, this is quality shitposting if ever I've seen one. I heard about the shit and craziness that goes on in this sub and I actually believed this was all real
ChickenTenderDiddler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Trying is a bit of an overstatement, unless she was trying to unplug his computer with her mind.
NeatAnecdoteBrother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Literally just get rid of the computer completely
DarkOmen597 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Did he actually take monies from her savings account? Why did she really get mad at the end?
Dkotyk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:12:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
No, she is mad just because he didnโt listen to her when she told him to get off. She thinks something is wrong with her son for spending so much time on the computer, but in reality, he spends so much time on the computer because he has nothing to do. A lot of Ukrainian and Russian parents think they are always right, and if something is off, the problem is their kids and not them
AveenoFresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:05 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Was he punched? He has a big fucking bruise.
eskaoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:17 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying he is really one of us
Dillingo ยท 410 points ยท Posted at 14:18:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like he's addicted to video games
IgoChopUrDollar ยท 245 points ยท Posted at 15:19:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
Later on he called himself Ninja, started a let's play channel on YouTube and transfered his mother to a retirement home.
"Fuck you mom!!!"
dlawoff ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:27:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Damn
alexho66 ยท 250 points ยท Posted at 14:24:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
*Plays 2 hours a day
Mom: โYOURE ADDICTED!!โ
illQualmOnYourFace ยท 295 points ยท Posted at 14:55:31 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Acting like that when told to stop, on the other hand...
RAIKENNENISOP ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 15:59:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah not great but I feel bad for the kid. Shoving a reality show in your misbehaving kids face is gonna have the opposite of the desired effect, lol.
Anyways, sad reality aside this post is absolute fucking quality.
u8eR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
They're actors
HowieFeItersnatch ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:01:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
Give that kid a fucking
Emmyะญะผะผะธ.RAIKENNENISOP ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe? Probably? I don't know.
TheCaspica ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 15:05:43 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He's a kid, kids freak out. I'm much more concerned about the bruises on his face.
tw1xXxXxX ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 15:10:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
Its the meth
Edit: AcTuAlLy, ItS kRoKodiL.
G0ttkaiser ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 15:14:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
or beatings in school
tw1xXxXxX ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 15:16:43 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Why can't it be both?
G0ttkaiser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:20:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
puts on me. its both.
Uncreativite ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:02:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
But heโs home schooled
ArtigoQ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:44:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
*krokodil
usernameinvalid9000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:59:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
krokodil*
SoftCock_DadBod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
partially__derived ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 15:47:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that was a birthmark
PolymerPussies ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:28:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
They live in Chernobyl.
dovoid ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:01:43 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The red part below his eye? I had a similar thing when I was young, happens when I ate too much sugar stuff (so basically all the time), also explains him being chubby
g0ldhamster ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:50:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
But he is only eating cat food. His mom buys it in bulks.
royisabau5 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:32:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah, kids act like junkies when told to stop playing video games, definitely. Totally normal.
Soflux ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:32:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Self abuse, because of anxiety
Cody610 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:38:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He probably hits himself.
Have an autistic nephew and he loves doing that shit when he doesnโt get his way.
GodEmperorApoII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Parent had one job and the kid took it.
Soflux ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Self abuse, because of anxiety
GodEmperorApoII ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:25:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He should be beaten.
no_nick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:32 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Imma go out on a limb here and say it's less addiction and more shitty mom who's incapable of raising a child. Look at how she acts. Or rather doesn't.
Grievous_Nix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Except that guy was playing all the time, screaming at his mom and telling her to shut up
alexho66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:00 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Takes a shitty parent to make a shitty child.
Grievous_Nix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Kids are not complete copies of their parents
alexho66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but extreme behavior almost always has something to do with parents.
Capt_Picard_7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:44 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
or mental illness
alexho66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:31 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He obviously doesnโt have a mental illness. If he had one, he would need a therapist, not people screaming at him on national television.
Malawi_no ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:45:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like he's trying to escape using video games due to being in a shitty situation he cannot control.
Pajamadrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was about him being addicted to memes.
laiod ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:19:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I know I want to know the context as well
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:40:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Probably world of warcraft or counter strike
OdeeOh ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 13:59:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So, howโs sash doing these days.
eskimoboob ยท 408 points ยท Posted at 14:16:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
WSB mod
theycallmeryan ยท 358 points ยท Posted at 15:06:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Well of course I know him, heโs me.
sarinonline ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 15:24:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
If only we had puts against your future.
cbartholomew ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:50:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
How's comrade mother?
Ohin_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:55:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ryan is a weird way of pronouncing Sasha
Captensolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
But they call you Ryan not Sash?
HerrTriggerGenji21 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 14:31:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So he went gay huh. Figures.
Fletch71011 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's worse than I could have ever imagined.
OneMustAdjust ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 14:16:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Why I'm glad you asked, he's the chief risk officer at Robinhood
Gentcucky ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:06:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sold to some shady business
G0ttkaiser ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:18:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AusaO81e3cI
think thats him now?
PerfectNemesis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:18:30 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He seems like a well spoken young man now.
bigbudha23 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:28:18 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What is he talking about?
G0ttkaiser ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 16:36:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I just skipped tru it...
Basically what happend to him after his appearance on TV. Acquaintances breaking contacts with his mom, his friends not talking to him anymore, him getting worse grades in school, shitting himself in school cus the teacher did not let him go to the toilet, him getting attacked by older students while going to the supermarket, girls mocking him, changing school(?) etc.
NeverwuzBoi ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 16:41:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I hate when they put children on reality tv. Its all fun and games until a sweaty 45 year old camera man follows your child into his bedroomn while hes having a temper tantrum.
Satoshi_Hodler ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:10:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The host of this show later bullied one of the guests in another show to suicide. And he calls himself a psychologist.
teotsi ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:26:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
fuck, poor kid. Does he say if he's any better in the end or at least something positive?
Nungie ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:57:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Judging by his mannerisms he seems wayyy better. Sad that itโs probably still a massive part of his life now/probably known as โthat kidโ
fuyumiarakaki ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:04:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what I wanted to ask!
HydrationWhisKey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Working for the Kremlin.
Dr_Xenophobia ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 14:06:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Where are they now episode? He's an oligarch and his mom is still living there
Hategres ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:46:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite dude https://youtu.be/90jPpOfKs_s
captain_peckhard ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 15:57:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Straight up domestic violence against his mother. Sad.
Ricochet888 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 15:56:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That kid is a complete fucking psychopath. He gets off on hurting his mother.
thebanannaking ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 17:28:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats on watching the video
Dontyouclimbtrees ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:24:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That kids hair is legendary, holy shit.
siem ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:47:18 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It should be the official WSB coupe, that way we can recognize each other when we are outside...
Who am I kidding, most of us are probably bald anyway.
BreezyWrigley ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:14:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I guess nobody ever told the folks over there that you shouldn't drink during pregnancy... or keep living near Chernobyl...
grundlebutterbiscuit ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:56:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
this one is going to be next to be memed lol. classic shit. but fr fr these kids need help.
Kalsifur ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:37:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's too fucked up to make a good meme. OP's is funny because it's a kid having a tantrum (sad still) but this one is straight up violence. I really hope it's not real.
BreezyWrigley ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:12:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
OPs kid looks like he got punched in the face at some point
GodEmperorApoII ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:28:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand why she didn't stab him? I thought she's ukranian?
Kalsifur ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:37:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
My God. This is why I've never had kids. Imagine ending up with that greasy basement dweller.
hopeful_prince ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:46:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Dude... You don't just end up with kids like that. You make them.
BHOmber ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 16:48:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Notice the lack of a father in both of those kids' lives lol
truth_sentinell ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:24:53 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Even if you give them the best education, there's still a possibility they'll be like that, you can't control everything
Coachcrog ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:51:43 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You can always clean the slate and try again.
truth_sentinell ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:06:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
r/HolUp
TheHoboExpress ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:51:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Nah. You can. Just donโt let them go to the basement. I wanted to stay inside and play video games as a child. My mother felt otherwise. I spent all day out on my mongoose doing sweet jumps and making friends.
Kazen_Orilg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:36:53 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone that had a mongoose was a pot smoking degenerate.
TheHoboExpress ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:00 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I mean.
tokyobob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:19 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry I just see poor parenting. In additon to love and warmth, kids need clear rules, consistently enforced. This guy hasn't had that, from the start. Letting kids do whatever they want is probably the worst for a kid. If I were involved, that computer would be gone for a start.
GodEmperorApoII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's when you abort them.
wolfgeist ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:23:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow! Must have been how Styxhexenhammer666 got his start!
25russianbear25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
damn i feel bad for his single mom
that kid needs to be put into his place so bad
GatorGuy5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:29:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Good old Windows XP, baby
imsteeeve ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs been a meme in Ukraine, Russia, and other post-Soviet counties since a while ago
abacusasian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/u4URP-A-L5w follow up interview
ThatOneHebrew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:19 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I know this isn't the sub to be sensitive in, but I feel for that family. The kid is obviously being bullied at school and it didn't seem like the hosts had any idea about how kids react when exposed to trauma. The "therapist/psychologist" that was wrestling with the kid had me laughing, not gonna lie
PM_ME_THE_SLOTHS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Well I think I could watch the show itself and be entertained given this clip.
Thiccnord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:23 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The kid is clearly autistic, which I'm guessing isn't even acknowledged in russia
Hategres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:46 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You are not less autistic cause itโs not Russia
LMAY75 ยท 286 points ยท Posted at 13:26:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What's the original documentary ab
Also I started dying at "I'm selling you"
bball21steve ยท 413 points ยท Posted at 13:40:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs from the big short.
PAKVAEDI ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 16:36:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's a nice comment, do they make it for Normies?
ViktorArm ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 13:33:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Gaming addiction
nanor46 ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 17:44:18 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs actually pretty sad, cos you imagine that this kidโs life is so dire, video games really are his only escape.
ViktorArm ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 18:20:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He got very famous after this video went viral, he was invited on different tv shows on one them he told that he was bullied in school so at the moment of this video he is trying not only escape from physical harassment he also suffers mentally as you can see. He said this fame carried only more suffering and bullying. Nowadays he has youtube channel and plays games as for a dream he wants become presient of Ukraine. That is kinda of story
rsn_e_o ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:25:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Link to his channel?
tyrajyri ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:24:16 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi8OqFobKVAsR_3aYEM4ZVg
rsn_e_o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:42 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ty!
Rudizy ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:22:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He should start in comedy if he wants to achieve that dream ๐
BrianNevermindx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:37:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he can, now that this genius made this video
nanor46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:18 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That was pretty normal and then it took a big ol turn at the last sentence. This kid? My hero.
fiqar ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Let me guess, Dota?
gordonpown ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:59:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Judging by how he rips CDs out of the organiser, I wouldn't say so
Skinnecott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
long before dota
fiqar ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:39:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
smh original Dota was a WC3 map
Deckard-_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The original Dota was a mod for WC3 you ding dong. And it was way better imo.
Zovanget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:38 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Video game addiction
qtphu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:18 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Did you die yet
Scorpio11777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:30 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the rings.
Rhazzel07 ยท 1159 points ยท Posted at 12:51:30 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โpractices the WSB anthem in Russianโ ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Night_capn_Mc2oz ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 13:19:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ukranian
DicklexicSurferer ยท 288 points ยท Posted at 13:23:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Diet Russia
WolfofAnarchy ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 14:33:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Crimea swapped sweetener for sugar
Starkregen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Nyet Russia
lucagumede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:35 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this comment.
MashkaNY ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 14:28:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking Russian though
Night_capn_Mc2oz ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 14:40:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You're right, the mom and the kid are. The narrator is speaking Ukranian.
-40- ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:23:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Not for long
EmperorAcinonyx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:25:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
i was already laughing, but this line fucking killed me
Raezzordaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
*denies in Russian*
pontoumporcento ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
๐คฃ
CromulentMojito ยท 587 points ยท Posted at 13:23:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
WSB is my real mom
_bradfordcharles ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 14:00:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That killed me!
MasterBet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Rip
๐๏ธ TheyComeCrawlingBack ยท 637 points ยท Posted at 12:36:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
I cry everytime.
Edit: how the fuck can I make money from doing this dumb shit ? I love it and could do one every day
Edit2: I've already received like 15 notifications from retards who say "this is not about Robinhood or stocks". No shit. Look at the flair
amiserlyoldphone ยท 245 points ยท Posted at 15:29:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, you're asking about one of the biggest financial blunders possible: Trying to make money with art because you like doing it.
Barrel_Trollz ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 16:01:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Here at wsb we know a lot about financial blunders
myth-of-sissyfuss ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:30:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Its starting to feel like all we can do is make financial blunders in life
EducatingMorons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I don't make financial blunders, I gamble.
scuddlebud ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:37:00 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You don't meme for the money you meme for the glory.
HydrationWhisKey ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:25:00 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This angries me so much about reddit.
Let gold be a tipping feature and the company can take a small cut of that tip.
feedmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought that would be great. I would gold more people if I knew it would be more useful to them.
Beforeorbehind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You're saying that as if people like this don't exist: https://www.patreon.com/sakimichan
no_nick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:04 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"art"
Flying_madman ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 13:14:11 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Erry time.
Scott55e ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 15:37:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sell a contract which states you will make 10 high quality gifs for the buyer to post by 5/29...see what the market gets you. Possibly put out a few free gifs to let the market speculate and you could sell more contracts for more money if theyโre good.
da_sammy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:19:00 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I can't tell if this is satire or a genuinely good idea...
you-turn-me-on ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:40:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The good idea would be to pay someone to make the platform to enable others to do so.
ballgobbler96 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:33:11 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Start an only fans
AirGlade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:51 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's for stripping and pounding yourself with a green dildo.
chesterfieldkingz ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:08:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't this how Haupt got banned?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:14:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Damn he got banned??
chesterfieldkingz ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:02:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He's been banned and unbanned a lot. Think he's banned now
haupt91 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 19:30:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah he's retarded
tejmar ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:39:31 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Shame, he had potential
Dropout_Kitchen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:48:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
how cum ur banned bro
whitethunder9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:37 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
At least he's not gay yet
chesterfieldkingz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The legend himself!
haupt91 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:33:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You can't.
EnemyOfEloquence ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:58:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Literally post it on anything but reddit video. Try YouTube.
๐๏ธ TheyComeCrawlingBack ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:58:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Good idea. Only problem would be no one would click if I posted a YouTube link here
Bloody_sock_puppet ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:36:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah the first time. or the second. Third click might be a regular visitor. Fourth through fiftieth might not care.
But I gather you have to keep doing one every day even if nobody is watching. If it's good, eventually you'll reach your maximum mass of viewers. You sadly won't know this. Maybe it's 2 billion views a day and you're a celebrity, or it's four hundred and it's merely slightly fun.
I like it. I'd watch another tomorrow. But I only use youtube to watch Grime music videos, and this one dude who restarts civilised industry from just a knife, some mud, branches, and a pair of shorts. Chances are i'm not your target audience.
tztoxic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:09:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
try
PM_TITS_FOR_KITTENS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Narrator: It failed.
Elegance200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:48 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wsb / trading channels don't get many views on YouTube sadly. There's one trading related yt channel with a few hundred k subs but its because the host is a chick.
ManvilleJ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:33:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
youtube? instagram videos?
BasedBleach ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:56:53 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"it's exactly like selling drugs" dude I felt that from my brain to the tips of my toes.
Oopsimapanda ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:38:30 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Serious answer? Find niche but popular communities that wouldn't do this themselves and post to YouTube. Your timing and humor is incredible
tonehponeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yes op this comment, look on different websites for people trying to find comedic editing work.
MagicMonkeyPaw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:23:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
patreon.
Freupeuteu ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:29:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Onlyfans
MagicMonkeyPaw ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:31:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
i don't wanna see his dick
ikaris1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:03:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
speak for yourself
butter_my_fingers ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:33:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Damn bro he added text to that video... whip out your checkbook"
WeHaveAllBeenThere ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:47:00 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Donโt put him down for trying to make money. Shits hard to do lately; especially trying to make money off of hobbies.
Iโd rather people like him ask how to do it than some YouTuber spamming links and โfollow me!โ Every 10 seconds.
HydrationWhisKey ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:26:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It made me feel good so I don't mind giving him a tip.
It's intellectual prostitution.
ChieftainIffucan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best thing I have seen on WSB. Your creative-writing talent is formidable. (The 1965 movie "What's Up, Tiger Lily?" uses a similar trick to great effect.) I actually think that the YouTube route is probably the easiest way to monetize your writing skills, assuming that re-purposing old videos is what you like to do. You would have to write some parodies etc that can work for a crowd who are not all in on all of your inside jokes the way that WSB would be.
PM_TITS_FOR_KITTENS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YouTube is your best bet. Lots of meme channels post 5-10 minute videos of memes they make and put 1-2 advertisements on them. If your memes are good enough, people will watch and you'll be paid. Just takes time to build a following up because YouTube now requires a minimum subscriber count for ads
Or you can just be a cucklord and steal other people's memes and put ads on them instead ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
xenokilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
whats the original video about? computer addiction?
Anonymous_Hazard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I wanna know too lol
Learntoswim86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:18 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad you can't sell awards.
MuchBell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Upload these to a YouTube channel
CIARRAPUNGI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YouTube channel, use the WSB name to get more clout
Reservadoamorvacio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Making money from memes KEKW
RIZOtizide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to invest in your IPO sir. Make me tendies.
etsie27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
it's Ukrainian, not Russian
ZesprasTheDeadAngel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Funniest shit Iโve seen all day
Hkkkhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Make a one page website w ads and just embed the videos. It would be super easy, check out fiverr.com or similar websites to contract someone to do it for you.
noes_oh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a job retard
Kamikaze_Cash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Make a YouTube channel with shitposts and make sure to start a patreon after 5,000 followers. Make videos teaching people how to make shitposts.
Yelasvegas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Inspiration, or coincidence?: https://streamable.com/1mffm
๐๏ธ TheyComeCrawlingBack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This video has been used for parodies for almost ten years.
Yelasvegas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I am retard.
sidadidas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:00 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Make some deepfakes and take money in crypto.
ToAlphaCentauriGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:00 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
How can I get Donnie Pump to help me sell Krokodil stateside so we can stop funding those Mexicans with that organic heroin?
rexpimpwagen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:21 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YouTube will probably just copystrike you and take all your revenue so idk lol.
AirGlade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:01 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YouTube
Do-not-comment-Nick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:04 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YouTube videos with a patron. You donโt have to have some wild or big personality. Just slap an ad on there and offer your patron.
BrecciusRebornus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Tiktok bro
FS60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Iโll let you in on a secret. Make physical art I.E. a painting. Befriend an art appraiser. They appraise it for 20 mill. Donate it, pay no taxes on 20 mill because of your โdonationโ.
Create another piece. Do something autistic that makes it unique โI infused it with my motherโs ashes it has her body and soul.โ.
Get it appraised by friend for 40 mill, auction it off to rich dumbasses. Scoop up 20 million+ dollars after taxes.
DicklexicSurferer ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 13:22:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This kid fucks with exotics and strangles.
Also it looks like heโs in deep with his bookie/bartender from that bruise on his face.
2ND_Dinner ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:56:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that bummed me out a bit. I feel like this is a classic case of a boy having issues over having no dad.
DicklexicSurferer ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:01:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Damn dude. I am already just sober. I didnโt need to get bummed out too.
Phweak ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:29:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that video took me somewhere I didn't want to go lol
Wombatusmaximus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:20 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm the original his dad is there, he drags him to his room in a bearhug when the kid totally loses his shit and goes full werewolf
ToAlphaCentauriGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:23 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's cuz Mom has no ass.
2ND_Dinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:40 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha.
Rick-simons ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 13:27:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Just about every DD that has received gold was a profitable inverse
SybRoz ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:17:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
๐ remember the tanker one from recently?
Rick-simons ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:52:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That was the final straw for me. I inverse now because if thousands of losing portfolios upvote DD it canโt be good
benweiser22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:58:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I dont know all the lingo, what does DD mean?
Rick-simons ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:00:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Due diligence. About once a week, one of us does some minutes of research and comes up with the ultimate trade. Everyone upvotes it thinking they just read the sequel of the big short but it turns out to be another losing trade. Doing the exact opposite ends up being better
benweiser22 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:04:31 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, I understand about 70% of what is said and still laugh my ass off. I'm afraid if I put in the effort to learn everything on this I will become one of the autists that is spoken so frequently.
rolllingthunder ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:33:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Here I always thought it meant Daily Discussion material.
HumbleTurd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was Daily Dose, like wsb's piccolo dick
Baggysack69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:51 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought it was Deep Dig.
RedditCommenter5891 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:15:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately
Sprayy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Man I still have a ton of tanker stonks. I still don't get why they're stagnant.
saviormemejesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:48 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Donโt remind me Jesus
i_am_voldemort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ALWAYS INVERSE WSB
PEROKETANO ยท 473 points ยท Posted at 13:14:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Jesusy Christo, this is going to front page. I think this is Ukranian btw not Russian.
rl_noobtube ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 13:43:29 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yea this video literally canโt go tits up
Madrun ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 14:29:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
They're speaking Russian, the commentator is Ukrainian
dellyGas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, Ukrainian govt. enforces local language for TV workers for a very long time, whereas regular people can speak however they want.
The thing is, most people speak in Surzhyk(mix of Russian and Ukrainian) or Russian in normal life and as "properly" speaking Ukrainian is somewhat harder, especially on camera, many just switch to Russian
Video origins in Ukraine, features Ukrainians This particular piece is a meme for a long time.
25russianbear25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
mostly russian with ukrainian words mixed in
aPriori07 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:28:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It is.
gariant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I just got through customs to post. This video was hilarious and depressing in equal amounts.
cybercuzco ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 13:57:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Too late, already bought $RSSA 420c 5/15
ErictheRedding ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:58:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, don't let Papa Putin hear you say that.
sauron2403 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:57:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The video is taking place in Ukraine but they are talking in both Ukrainian and Russian (the kid and his mom in Russian and the show host in Ukrainian)
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:30:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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tomatoswoop ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:56:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
There are many places in Ukraine where Russian is spoken, not just Crimea. It's not just ethnic Russians that speak it either, there are many cities where Russian is the most common language, even by ethnic Ukrainians (Odessa for instance, but even many of the cities around Ukraine).
Oh shit I'm posting a serious comment in WSB fuck sorry
Dariisa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Quick do something autistic!
tomatoswoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I said "around Ukraine" instead of "around Kiev" by mistake, idk if that counts
I-Ardly-Know-Er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Crimea? I 'ardly know 'er!
Psistriker94 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:56:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What's the difference?
Basoosh ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 13:06:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's what happens when you buy TSLA puts, WSB. You turn into a 12 year old Russian boy. Let this be a lesson.
andyssss ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 13:31:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
My tsla 6/19 705 put is fucked. Can confirm.
arkansas_elk ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:33:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Literally canโt go tits up
dlawoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hello 12 year old Russian boy. Nastrovia.
pwnerofall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Inb4 elon drops the n bomb and crashes stonk
tonyMEGAphone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yuri! Just come back to the vodka farm!
claytondpark ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 12:58:53 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"....denies in Russian" I shat!!!
Captain__Areola ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
only then did i realize this video was not real haha
FoeWithBenefits ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He clearly denied in Ukrainian though.
Heisenberg991 ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 13:13:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Goldman hired him to run their Siberia office.
ManhattanDev ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao, this is legit one of the best WSB creations I have ever seen. Who the fuck has the time to do this?
I guess a lot of people nowadays.
Trowawaycausebanned4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:01 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Text on video not that hard
shortandfighting ยท 288 points ยท Posted at 13:29:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What's the original about? Why does everything I've ever seen come out of Eastern Europe look depressing as balls
G0ttkaiser ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 14:45:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Basically she is worried bout her son. He doesnt want to eat the mush she is serving him. He starts playing vidya after school and his mom warns him that he should stop. He begs her to stop cus it will only take a few more minutes. The mom says that he could use the time to go into the city(? they say something something ะณะพัะพะด which means city could be another place tho). Then he runs away, says she should die and tries to destroy his homework. He locks himself in the kitchen. The end is somewhat confusing...he asks her how he should log in and mumbles something bout the internet. The mom says that the computer should not control him but he should control himself or something. Pardon me cus my Russian isnt that good (as my English) and the narrator is Ukrainian(?) I guess.
D3troitMetalCity ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 14:57:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
His mom probably uninstalled all his games and disconnected the internet. Hence why he pulled out his stack of gaming CDs
G0ttkaiser ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:05:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
yea thats what i thought or set up a new account with a time limit or something
f2simon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:06 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"ั ะฑัะดั ััะฐะฒะธัั ะฒัะต ะธะณัั "
Alikont ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:34:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I did not watch the original, but
It also means garden, if they live in rural area, they'll have their own garden for vegetables, and all members of the family may be expected to do their share of the work.
doot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:58:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ogorod means garden/plot, gorod is indeed city or town
Alikont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
gorod is ukrainian for ogorod
doot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The people in the video are speaking Russian, the narrator is speaking Ukrainian
Alikont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I did not watch the whole video, and maybe they mean "gorod" as a city, but just a thing to consider, that basically nobody in Ukraine speaks clear Russian or Ukrainian, it's usually something in between, called "Surghyk", with occasional words from one language or another.
Zovanget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:22 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Nah that's absolutely not true. People in the villages, in the small towns speak that shit. In big cities educated Ukrainians speak both languages well, and quite a bit of English if they put any effort in school.
G0ttkaiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ah okay i only know it as ะดะฐัะฐ
Alikont ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:42:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ะดะฐัะฐ contains ะณะพัะพะด
Zovanget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:40 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Because when an empire collapses around you, you don't come out ok. I think it looks about the same as those heroin counties in middle america.
Wulfnuts ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:10:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a good mom.
cybercuzco ยท 239 points ยท Posted at 13:58:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs a preview of the US in 10 years.
TheMonksAndThePunks ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 14:17:18 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's very generous.
tepmoc ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:51:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So next year?
MasterBet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Next week. evil rona laugh
pleasetrimyourpubes ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:01:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
American parents are grateful tablets and phones are raising their kids, wym, lol
46554B4E4348414453 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 14:32:29 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It already is in the red parts
Wrextor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:20:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Do people really believe this?
mimomusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
More like the last 30 years
RonKosova ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:28:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Live in eastern europe. This is all of my neighbors
HydrationWhisKey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Their leaders, through terrible tactics, let 22 million of their most able bodied people die during WW2.
Then decades of shitty communism and corruption stifled growth.
whiskygrapesoda ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:27:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Everything you seen from Eastern Europe looks like this because thatโs the narrative about Eastern Europe that the audience on English-speaking sites is interested in, so thatโs the content thatโs gets made and upvoted. It doesnโt accurately reflect reality, just the audienceโs tastes.
NotBruce_ ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:36:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It accurately reflects reality for a large amount of the population.
mlbhr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sssshh this is reddit, didnt you hear the US is basically the only proper place on earth and if you're not from SF area you might aswell off yourself.
AgitatedFudge ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:54:43 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
wheres the lie
BreezyWrigley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Because oligarchs raped the middle and lower classes for basically all of modern times. We're seeing the same tendencies in the US now.
dakotaMoose ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 13:53:53 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
Apparently it's about gaming addiction? I wish people could just understand that the virtual world is usually a better one.
I've always thought it's the extreme weather. It's agitating, and forces people to live closely together. Bad for the mind and it shows, not just in the cold hellscapes like Eastern Europe and Alaska, but in deserts like the Middle East, jungles like Latin America and Southeast Asia, and Savannahs like Central(?) Africa.
Edit: closely
TheLibertinistic ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 14:16:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โLiving together is bad for peopleโ is a god-tier basement-dweller take.
dakotaMoose ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 14:46:53 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Closely together, I meant. Goddamn.
kandnm115709 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:19:18 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
All addiction can and will be bad if not controlled properly, especially gaming or smart phone addiction for a child. The kid in the video will be left behind in life compared to other kids if all he wanted to do is playing video games. No way he can support himself or his addiction when he becomes an adult and his mom won't be around forever. Hell, I doubt the younger brother wants to be his caretaker when their mom dies or finally gives up on him.
charlesdickinsideme ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:41:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Not to mention socially behind too
Suds08 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:58:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Can we get an update on this kid? Is he a twitch streamer now? Did he become a pro gamer?
dakotaMoose ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 14:44:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What's the alternative? Spending more time in this miserable world than in the magical world of video games? Should the child have to sacrifice happiness now for happiness later? Absolutely not. This is childhood we're talking about. He needs to be happy now more than ever, and people need to let live.
kandnm115709 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:58:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man, like I said, he can't support himself or his addiction forever when he's falling behind everyone else. Parents will obviously take care of their children as long as they're wiling but imagine taking care of a 40 year old child who couldn't take their hands away from whatever it is they're addicted to.
One day, this kid's mom will no longer be around and the kid will lose his only support in life. Trust me, when that time comes, not many wants to take over the mom's role as the caretaker.
An uncontrolled addiction is dangerous in the long run, for children and adults. Being happy "now" is unimportant when being happy "later" might not happen. It's like getting a 5 minute high on OD-ing a recreational drug and spend the rest of their lives with various organ and mental problems. That shit ain't worth it, yo. Better get that addiction sorted out before it gets out of control.
dakotaMoose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:09:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I suppose saving happiness now for a happy life later is a little hard if you've never been happy at all. Kid deserves better. Everyone does.
Mirror_Mirror_otw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking holy shit I hope you dont have kids.
Being a child is not about being happier more than ever, its about developing correctly mentally by having a guiding hand to help you through the trauma you face in your life and help you critical think and problem solve yourself.
In fact, its very telling all these videos in this thread the kid has no father there. Having no father figure is absolutely massive in childhood development, as is having a motherly figure for proper nurture. Notice how the kid doesnt listen to her because he sees her as a nurturer, he knows he can test her constantly
Your mentality is leaving everyone weak as fuck an unable to solve any problem they face in there life.
TheHoboExpress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
And then what happens when he runs into the brick wall of adulthood?
dakotaMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:22 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
If I were his parent, we'd cross that bridge when we get to it. He's just a kid.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:19:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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dakotaMoose ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 14:46:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
Great addition to this thread. Why do I even bother engaging in actual conversation at all in the internet?
Edit: thread
Criket527 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
Youโre right, thatโs a shitty canned reddit response and I feel bad.
Itโs really easy and really common to generalize vast and varied regions of the world that weโre not familiar with and paint them with really bland stereotypes that persist contrary the reality of those places.
Latin America is probably one of the biggest examples of this in your comment. Most of the largest population centers in Latin America, like say Mexico City or Bogotรก, Colombia, are pretty high in elevation and have somewhat mountainous terrain and cooler, temperate climates. Theyโre closer to the equator but it isnโt hot there (their proximity to the equator does keep temperatures more constant throughout the year, but not necessarily hot- the earths tilt causes seasons and areas at the equator donโt experience this to the same degree) the average high in the hottest months of the summer in Mexico City for example is only around 80 or 81 degrees or so usually. Bogotรก is even higher and even cooler. This is what many of the largest cities look and feel like in Latin America, not hot steamy jungles.
But the idea that Latin America is very hot and just a big jungle persists in stereotypes that are perpetuated, preserved and reinforced by movies and other media that we create using our own stereotypes.
Latin America stretches over like 1/4 of North America, Central America, South America and the Caribbean. Itโs massive, containing the driest desert in the world - the Atacama in Chile, large grassy Savannah in central-southern America, (like you imagine central Africa is composed of), snow capped mountain ranges, etc etc and yes huge swaths of jungle and rainforest, like the Amazon, but thatโs not where the people who live there actually live.
South America Climate Types
Itโs also funny that you said central Africa was a Savannah, because central Africa IS where Africaโs thickest woodlands and jungle and rainforest are. Africaโs Savannahโs are just south of the arid, desert-y North, and in the south of the continent, and central Africa is where Africaโs rainforests are.
Africa Climate Types
However, I do think that climate does have a great effect on people and their culture. For example- drinking coca tea or chewing coca leaves is a common practice in the high elevation mountainous areas of Colombia, Peru, and Bolivia, because it helps combat the effects of high elevation! Something that has great cultural significance to many but is combatted by westerners for coca leafโs association with cocaine.
But these really basic stereotypes of places are untrue and really often I feel like they are used as justifications for poverty in those areas. Yeah, itโs hot and dry in a lot of places in the Middle East. Itโs also really hot and dry in most of the American Southwest.
Even scientific images like I included in this comment that show the varied climate types of a region are prone to bias from our stereotypes of these regions. Itโs western geographers who create these images after all, and as much as these scientists try to base their findings on facts, unfortunately a lot of it is subjective and even the most woke scientists fall to these preconceptions at least a little. They become ingrained in us, almost inherent in anything we do.
I donโt know shit about Southeast Asia, so I canโt comment on that one. But Eastern Europe is pretty far from a frozen hellscape, most of the region is temperate, warm summers and cold winters. Lots of seasonality like you see in the American heartland. Using the climate of Eastern Europe to justify any kind of craziness or poverty there would actually be pretty ironic because itโs pretty damn close to how much of the United States is, definitely to what the TV-ideal of the United States, wherever little Timmy lives that he rides his bike around in the summer and shovels snow in the winter and plays in leaves in the fall, like Ohio or something, idk I grew up in Florida I just read about that stuff in picture books growing up
llilaq ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:12:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
But Canadian winters are tough too and we're fine.
RealStonkAdvisor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Couldnโt agree more, did you see the wallpaper in that hell hole?
SvtMrRed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:30:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The virtual world is only better than the real world when you make it that way.
If you put as much effort into yourself as you do your video games, you will find that your life becomes much more fulfilling
dakotaMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It is NOT the child's fault.
waterswarm ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:30:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Th person didnt say it was the childs fault at all dude. But hey, you're right. It's the parents fault for letting him get so addicted to video games he can't function otherwise. He needs to get out and socialize with others if he is to have a hope of being a well adjusted adult.
But what's your deal here? You've been defending this kids addiction the entire time here for some reason. You alright dude?
xxshexxal ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 15:54:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Meet me at the Joe Rogan experience"
That's it I'm done.
cock_punch_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:23:53 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I literally just scrolled down Hella far and this is the only comment thatโs actually said something about it.
xxshexxal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:14 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's because they left for the Joe Rogan Experience.
TheJWattage ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 13:32:11 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โIf I were his dad, heโd be homelessโ The story of WSB
oghilardini2i ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:13:53 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
If youโre up on CCL daily
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:32 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I read it as headless. More authentically Russian that way.
durkadurkdurka ยท 194 points ยท Posted at 13:19:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
not gonna lie, I thought it was real
DicklexicSurferer ยท 261 points ยท Posted at 13:24:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It is. Heโs a mod.
Cpt_Trips84 ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 13:44:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Good for him for coming out of the closet at his age.
jaykresge ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was real at first. When the narrator called him a little shit, I was like, "whoa, they're a little meaner over there." Then when she said grandma was making him tendies I lost it, but realized it was fake.
I'm a bit slow on the uptake, so maybe this is the community for me?
nice2yz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm not jester. trust
Cameltotem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly this was pretty much me and my GF.
She got a boyfriend now
Trowawaycausebanned4 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:45:33 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This new wave of traders are at a new level of retard
fortis ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 13:41:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I would sell one of my SPY puts and risk death from social closeness to watch a full length feature of this at a theater....
OneMustAdjust ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 14:18:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
With that $20 you could probably even get popcorn
shouldbebabysitting ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:36:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by Taika Waititi. It could also be called, "What We Do in Shadows."
Blauwy ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 13:26:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I rarely post here, but i need to say that, that was amazing. Holy shit, im ded.
TJwhosurmomma ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:29:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This was amazing. Also Russia or Ukraine or wherever this was filmed seems like a dismal place.
weedstocks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:29:42 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I hear the weather is great though
LeagueOfSot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I mean you see similar stuff on reality tv most countries if you look hard enough.
shinymetalobjekt ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 13:35:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This family has facial features like the characters in Dr Seuss cartoons.
BreezyWrigley ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody forgot to tell them not to drink during pregnancy
conwaysgamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:14 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I canโt stop laughing at this comment
AJsprt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:00 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
LMFAO unnecessary yet so accurate.
HorlickMinton ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 13:41:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.
Jheeze.
Holy shit.
But I followed a gilded DD!
I have said these exact words in this exact order and I have never been so ashamed of it.
bctTamu ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:09:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"your employer". I can see the basement dwellers here using that line.
ButtButt_McButtButt ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:49:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Quality content
Unsavory1 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:45:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Diamond Hands" lolx
cnstntchng ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 13:11:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Strange... I do not remember being part of this interview.
OneMustAdjust ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:17:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Scopolamine I bet
robotoredux696969 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 13:20:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This looks like me when Iโm gaming and my wife tries to chat with me
LukeMedia ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:26:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What's the source for this? I wanna see the original video
D3troitMetalCity ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:01:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/JBFu5H9tmNg
Here ya go. It's from a Ukrainian TV show "Honey, we're killing the kids" where they try to fix entitled/spoiled children
LukeMedia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh okay, thank you!
Zovanget ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:27:20 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Spoiler though, they do not, in fact, fix the children and instead send them further down the depressive spiral.
LukeMedia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:59 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
r/insaneparents vibes
GoldFuzzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
https://youtu.be/x7zEBAo7iDM
original edit 5 years ago was about triforcing
Montuvito_G ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:32:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โMeet me at the Joe Rogan Experienceโ lmfao this shit is tear-inducing comedy gold.
Ready2gambleboomer ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 13:23:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
long but definately worth the watch...well done sir.
EXLR8_Reddit ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:01:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
-"What's AAPL"
-"A Stonk"
I fucking hollered hahahah
WSBretard ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 13:01:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Russian commie block apartments are pretty spacious.
Also great video OP
tRussianPlayer ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 13:31:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ukrainian. We are different.
HardtackOrange ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:48:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ukraine is like Diet Russia
imisstheyoop ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:23:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Dollar store Russia.
Speedster4206 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:25:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Russians review bombed it because the story in the game puts Russia in a bad light
Wulfnuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Dollar store has a game ?
Zovanget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:42 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yo, that's literally what happened though.
GumdropGoober ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
If Putin had his way it would be "West Russia."
shakestheclown ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:33:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Not if Russian soldiers keep going on holiday there
Mr_Yuzu ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:45:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/4b/8f/e2/4b8fe250b6ea3da53b8b197220f6f313.jpg
rhnewbie ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:00:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The apartments are Russian. Nothingโs been built in Ukraine since the collapse of the Soviet Union
TrailerParkRide ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:28:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
They built a pretty cool sandbag and ice bunker when they were rioting a few years back.
Crylst ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:05:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm selling you!!!"
theforwardbrain ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:09:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Cant tell, is this a real documentary
Alexbnyclp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:29 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Its fake.. about pc game addictions
x3lr4 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:03:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the reason I'm subbed here.
bscones ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:05:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
When he says A stonk I lost it
N0RTH_K0REA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:11:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Kim approves of this post.
Menteerio ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:57:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Take this down. You canโt record me without my permission.
DeadToWrites ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:37:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Most glorious shitpost of all time, just amazing
ashiqlegi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:16:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yo whoever made this should quit wsb and follow their visual dreams
sbundlab ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:11:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Legend says his mom forced him to sell his tsla puts 2 minutes before the elon tweet.
xxshexxal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:45:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"denies in Russian"
Olympia00 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:53:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The actual convo the mom and kid are having is something like: โSasha, enough video games, weโre going to grandmas.โ โNo, Iโm not done playing, I decide when Iโm done.โ
They are speaking Ukrainian and Iโm guessing this is some kind of documentary series, the kid is addicted to video games.
Noobneedshelp83 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:24:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Based on what I've seen online, I choose to believe that every Ukrainian male must legally be named Sasha.
Xalteox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sasha is typically a nickname for Alexander for some reason, like Dick is the nickname for Richard.
spock_block ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The kid is very obviously somewhere on the spectrum and it's depressing seeing this. Poor kid
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:38:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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alandeustchbag ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:30:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Kidโs goin to the gulag
john-stamoscat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:15:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The autism is strong with this one - Master Yoda
TheFnordYourGod ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:50:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Posting here to claim my piece of what will go down as an all-time great.
MyMyHooBoy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:53:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thats fuckin intense. Jokes aside that kid is going to become a mod here one day.
KeenisBeenis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:10:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
We better get this into the top AT because this is a once in a lifetime shit post guys. This is immaculate levels of retardation we are achieving. Fucking brilliant.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:53:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Meet me on the Joe Rogan Experience. Good shit
PAKVAEDI ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:31:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Quarantine is truly producing some great OC
I'd put it right up there with Impressionism and Art Noveau
we can call it Retardism.
SalazarsHands ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โSashaโs mom buys bulk cat food to save moneyโ
Top tier my good man ๐
izaksly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:57 on May 18, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I died cause it looked like they were really eating cat food
Industry_Standard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:59:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Best 5 minutes I've spent in the last five minutes.
SunneSonne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:07:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus fuck, I remember coming home from school and watching this program, pure gold
Capable_Examination ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest content I have ever seen on Reddit.
Howling with laughter.
โIf I were his dad he would be homeless.โ
zombiekatze ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:36:21 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Usually I don't upvote to keep it from r/all, but here I have no other choice
floppywinky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The saddest part of all this is that I canโt show it to my friends, this is because... 1. You do not talk about wsb 2. They wouldnโt get it 3. I donโt have any
ridenourt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:01:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
WoW ! This is the pinnacle folks. It doesn't get much better.
TheDarkLord1248 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:01:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone have the original
SDisSCAMMIN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:04:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I LAUGHED SO HARD I FUCKING CRIED HAHAHA
hijodesak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:09:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
nephews
thepatientislight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The memes here are the best on the entire internet. I love this place.
ErectoPeentrounus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Whatโs the original video abt
Monkiboithethird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:15:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm shitting myself. Thank god Im on the toilet.
UeberMeister ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed so hard, this is art
nice2yz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Mods, this is what happens ๐คท
just1mic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What's also retarded is the subtitles are covered by the videos time scroll bar.
spartanburt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I was seriously considering watching this otherwise.
just1mic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yea I tried everything on my note9, turning side ways, full screen, portrait, lol.
spartanburt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Actually i did get the full screen to work. I was pretty set on any reason to distract from my studying.
ryoon21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This makes me sad :(
elicaaaash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is insanely well done. Even though I know it's a joke, my mind keeps trying to make it real.
A legend is born.
Jjama614 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
They said bet in America because it literally canโt go titis up so I went all in Boeing calls. That was the end of my short trading experience. WSB hasnโt been reliable lately.
Fuck the bears ๐ป
account_under ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the funniest random shit Iโve ever watched!
Use_Your_Turn_Signal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โThe kid has decidedly reached levels of mental retardation never thought possible.โ Lol
D0ugLA54891 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"what's AAPL?"
"A stonk"
There are honestly so many fine moments in this to pick a favourite. A masterpiece.
Even-Understanding ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:47 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
only on WSB, we out-retard the robinhood retards.
dmyles123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โDenies in Russianโ ๐
RichiPete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best fucking subreddit
____Batman______ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:41 on May 26, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lmaoo holy shit I know right
NZ_Troll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Next time someone tells me to learn another language I am going to show them this video - whole other level of immersion when you can only interpret the subtitles.
Kid is one of us!
BrianNevermindx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โWall Street bets in my real momโ this is the funniest thing Iโve seen on Reddit. Period. Bloody.
That_doesnt_go_there ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
'I'll see you on the Joe Rogan experience.'
Gold
Zero-Milk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"What's AAPL?"
"A stonk."
I swear the kid actually said "a stonk" right there. Too funny
logical-bicycle-69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:26 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Not stonks
KlacktorBringrOfDeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:00 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing what theyโre actually saying as a Russian speaker, makes it even funnier to read the subtitles. Pretty funny shit. Where did you dig up these old documentaries in their original context?
tokyobob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:25 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What's it really about?
KlacktorBringrOfDeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:20 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Kid doesnโt want to stop using the computer. Sheโs telling him to get off of it, and heโs saying no. Just a back and forth of that really.
porkytool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:40 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
All WSB jokes aside, this kid needs an ass beating
WubWaffles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:09 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Does anybody know where I can get my hands on a translation of the original video? Iโm curious what this kid is freaking out about.
ww3historian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:36 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Games
gonebonanza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:37 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Epic closing line mum; I will sell you NYSE mic drop
RfLock7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:12 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Gentleman
This sub has peaked
lebronkahn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:56 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't seen many memes here but this is undoubtedly the best I've ever witnessed. The genius of the post is that it doesn't resort only to the old quotes of the sub but created so many new great lines.
WSB is my real mom.
But the post was gilded.
Is this your all-time chart or just this morning?
I'm selling you.
Well done sir.
P.S. I don't know the real context of the story, but it seems sad.
Log3Log3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:33:22 on May 18, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Millionaire Russian
phuckyourregime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:37 on May 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Someone please tell me the subtitles are fake and they actually do not eat bulk cat food.... ๐คข
JPowellRecession2020 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:44:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hey WSB, my mom made me a robinhood account, but changed the password this week when I lost 8,000 dollars on SPY 275 puts. How do I get contact robinood to tell them to change it back, also how do I double down to make all my cash back?
Biological dad isnt in the house by the way, dad is a cuck.
2relentless2die ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Me monday morning
aithalakadi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
LMFAO ๐๐๐น
iknowicanbewhatiwant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best one yet.
LastTrainToHome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I feel personally attacked fuck
twistedlimb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Good job adding in Russian voices for everything you wrote.
GlobalLurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/midgetfarm. She's selling Sasha!
JeSuisUnChinchilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is glorious!๐
bigdaddy2by4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Your employer!
Glass-Gain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Think of how people can relate to this ๐๐๐
bluevioletmolly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is pure gold.
yung-n-nasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Whatโs this kid really freaking out over?
liam_c145 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:29 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
denies in russian
xRiotZx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe I watched this
Disney_Channel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โIf I weโre his dad Iโd be homelessโ amazing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:31 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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tu_test_bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ROI to PRT?
TwYoloTrader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Even better that i don't understand russian
ZenLeTomson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Best I've seen yet, take my upvote.
Nex-Venator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing I can expect quality content in this sub.
Ginger1383 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I think I'm going to find a husband on this sub.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That sweat suit tells me everything I need to know about this kid... He's in!
LickyBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
When he started crying I lost it. Diamond hands my ass.
TwYoloTrader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
this is the same conversation that i have with my mom
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Kid:mumbles Narration: denies in Russian
TwYoloTrader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"A stonk" we he said that i knew it was real
Tsokos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Years from now this video will be used in business schools to teach the history of wsb
nerderflerder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone got the original link?
VirtusInjection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm dead af lmao
MrWindu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:11 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair. I can't recall how many times I lost my playing cards pigs and toys in childhood bets.
hunterxninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I would actually believe if someone says this is THE original video.
rth0mp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck, all you gotta do is buy puts on your son. Problem solved
Khabibs_Clean_Anal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing.
danielgparedes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Whatโs the original about is there a video with it translated in English?
PoekieDeBaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Very accurate
0Wolfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
stalker call of the tendies
vogtca09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most wonderful thing ever posted on WSB
pirateclem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jpaperz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wheres the original clip? I have to see it now
Gndossan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Why can I see five digit losses when you never had more than 200 dolalrs anyways? *smiles*
cworham2f ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yea this video literally canโt go tits up
Wanderlust_520 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You guys arenโt strangers, youโre my friends.
Wanderlust_520 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
denies in Russian
Agrypa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
shit eating grin "I might have used your bank account"
Fuckin slayed me.
dmank007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That was wonderful. Good job.
Hadouukken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Now thatโs some next level pure autism
nice2yz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
only on WSB, we out-retard the robinhood retards.
scourgeofmyself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
OP seriously, nice work. I am hungover and feel terrible and this is still making me laugh out loud all by myself in my apt.
Chapmaster14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant
Watblieft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I want to believe this video is 100% authentic. In Soviet Russia, stonks buy you.
Frostie_Sphinctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What's the source material? I'm curious as to the actual reason this kid is chucking a tantrum.
brianort13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:30 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โThe guy clearly said โliterally canโt go tits upโโ Well done my friend
_brodre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
this is way funnier than i thought it would be
GrimmacK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"My tendies..."
Anti-Tryhards69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
denies in Russian Iโm fucking dead hahahah
fuegox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
How do I give someone gold lol? This is the first post I've seen that made me feel like I should pay to watch such riveting entertainment
just2commentU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This. is. perfection.
FestivalPapii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
im in this post and I donโt like it
FestivalPapii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โWhy am I seeing 5 digit losses?โ
hardyhaha_09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
To the front fucking page dudes. My sides
Sirhumpsalot13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"practices the wall street bet anthem in Russian" fucking got me. Solid shit here.
sirpuffsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
God tier WSB gif
doggiestofdogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:21 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the funniest shit Iโve seen in ages, thank you OP.
Even-Understanding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:21 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The hero WSB needs.
pnkmist0138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
See you on the joe Rogan experience bitch lmao.
latlonghero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So funny
meshreplacer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap my sides hurt. This shit is so fucking funny.
ChugTheCumFugYaMum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I love your username, Nails fucking rules
agree-with-you ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:48:21 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I love you both
KCSportsFan7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the kid who claims to be from Mars?
Harambe_Like_Baby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This kid has bigger problems. Like his girl name.
FFaddict13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:47 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yo, this is too close to home.
thatGuacIsExtra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Jeez. I watched the whole thing.
crithema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So... success?
oghilardini2i ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So he went gay huh. Figures.
IAmConsidering ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This kid is probably older than half this sub by now
ChicagoMortgageMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:29 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
LOL this is fucked.
iLoveReddit32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You autists really are something else! This is incredible!
hiepdn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is oscar material right here. Best thing I've watched for years.
JoeNeuman1776 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What version of windows was that?
gum_flower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:31 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
My god this needs much more awards
revuimar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
As a guy from Poland this hits close.
EndOfWorldComing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:11 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao. โLook it gained one dollar mom!โ
Illesac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This masterpiece should be pinned to the top of this sub.
lokregarlogull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What's this sob story really about?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs all that damn oracle shrimpโs fault! You ruined me you false sage!!!
Rvin16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
04:30
I fucking died ๐๐
exoticbatmeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yes retard
anon4357 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:11 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
lmao this and the Belgian show earlier this week ๐
Randumbshitposter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐คฃ๐ OMG this is top tier shit right here
tylenoljones42069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
this is fucking amazing
1yup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Cโmon, get with the program Sasha
IlinistRainbow6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is a masterpiece
SilverCommand1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This made my day all the much better
meatboitantan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I mean yโall can laugh at this but I just feel bad for the kid in real life
nycliving1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty damn weird altogether. The mom was bitching about the kid spending time on the computer. That was basically what the whole video was about lol.
NotSomeSuggestedname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Can any Russian translate the original audio?
Sweatingtoomuch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Part of me wants to know wtf this conversation is actually about.
Demandredz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is some next level shit.
XxPak40xX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Knew it was on when she said "ะขะฐะบ ะฒัั."
ะงัะพ? ะงัะพ!? ะะพะตั ะฐะปะธ!
Slavic women are like a flash boil. One minute calm as can be, next thing you know....
PostHipsterCool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I was here
sryii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea what wsb is but this video was fucking hilarious, good job op.
Alepman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lovely
DumbThoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lol Russians donโt lose money in stocks. Insider trading is legal there.
ThatsSomeBukkake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing, poor little Putin is so tired
cope_straight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He is Ukrainian. Fuck Russia
dtmg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best documentary I have ever seen
spartanburt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Its close, but American Pyscho will always be number 1 for me.
0010110101102011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:43 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
they are my friends ๐ญ
DrUNC83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That was great
Ginger1383 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
practices WSB anthem in Russian
SirValor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm Russian and this is the best meme Iโve ever seen on WSB ๐๐๐
ZippZappZippty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:42 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
same here but iโm a Marine.
2hi4me2cu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So. Good.
AurigaA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man the โIโm selling youโ at the end really got me
justinsst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
LMAOOO this is top quality
thuggins1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I don't even trade, but this sub is home to some of the dankest memes on Reddit. You people are somethin' else.
Lab-Tested-Dior-Sock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Take my platinum retard
YourGodFromImgur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I'm investing in this meme.
BIIIG_AAL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:11 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
faer
jonathan_ericsson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful
noegoman100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
OMG, thank you. This is the best thing since Hitler decided to hate dubstep.
snare_of_akane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:21 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
maybe scripted ..?
bangle12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is totally hilarious! lmao ing my ass until scratched. Good thing this is just meme, I thought real WSB experience from kid.
thewaterb0yyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
In mother Russia, trade close you
willbec1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This was the best thing Iโve ever seen. โThese calls wonโt print themselvesโ ahahaha.
johnnykalsi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
OP - this was one the BEST ones i have seen
gotnochilll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lmfaooooo I always thought reddit awards were for retards but this is such amazing content, I would give it gold. IF I COULD AFFORD SOME
OutlawPigeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
practices the WSB anthem in Russian
This killed me.
Sciglide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He shall be our leader.
ToastedSkoops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This shows that WSB lags the market.
uniqueUsername735 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:53 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow. Bravo. Haven't laughed that hard in a while
Fuff1s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lost it at
โ Why can I see five digit losses when you never had more than $100 anyways? โ
โ (๊ฟ๏น๊ฟ;) โ
xdNiBoR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What is the actual shit they talking about
forever__newbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/vredditdownloader
WolfOfPort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I think there's a little bit of Sasha in all of us
Brenjamin21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is the actually context of this video hahaha
koolaid_chemist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody memes like you fuckers.
ScreamingPotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I lost it during the freak when he said โlook itโs gained one dollar momโ
Ratchad5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing russian makes this way more funny.
MaronaPossessed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Where is the original video?
LeveredOptionsTrader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This entire thing is good. Can't believe I watched the entire 5 mins
19228833377744446666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't laughed this hard in so long. Whole family is annoyed. Great work OP.
workaholic007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Is that fuckin Netscape.......
aalleeyyee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
only on WSB, we out-retard the robinhood retards.
Whaddaulookinat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Attack status: Personal.
Reported for doxx
morde138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"The DD received gold"
LOL
CGHJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm not even on Wall Street Bets and this is still the funniest thing Iโve ever seen in my life
atthegates421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Cant stop laughing, incredible content
BasedBleach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is fucking great. Thank you.
TheInactiveWall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know shit about this sub like all the terminology and whatnot, but this was 10/10. Anyone got a clue what the original was about?
Be_Kind_To_Strangers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
this made my day, thank you so much.
afronsek2h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โpractices the WSB anthem in Russianโ ๐คฃ๐คฃ
basement_hopper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
denies in Russian
Ashley_E1983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:42 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is f*****g incredible
rhubarbturmeric69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I died at "I used your savings account"
Vladdroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lol it's actually about his game addiction and how his momma ain't a real Russian parent cuz they woulda wacked him good long ago lol. But I like this new version better ๐๐
SolidCucumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Wallstreetbets is my real mom."
Dildoshwaggins-sp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:11 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This was fantastic!
beandaddy123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Heโs tendies though lol
finelytemperedsword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Oscar worthy short. I was hooked from the start. I cried and hoped with all my might right along with Sasha. I felt the betrayal he felt that was promised by WSB. A masterpiece in any language. Bravo!"
bigbets666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in russia n lost 3k in a month
Spinmoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Quality and length. 10/10!!!! One of the best for sure!
alaskanbearfucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Pure fucking gold! Made me LOL!
animevali ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing brings a tear to my eye faster than some grade A autistic talent shining bright.
brrrrrrrrrrrrrfuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This kid looks like he got beat up over his margin call
Googs22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ok this is the best one ever. That shit was hilarious
ihopngocarryout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Idk, kinda want to see the real translation on this one.
ddrcecbvdhdfdrdbdfrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Your commitment, good sir, is admirable and exemplary.
pelikana20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Pure gold. Russian mom definitely closed that one dudeโs AAPL 305C yesterday at open
dicew44r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I love the original video and I love this remix, but it's so tilting to have the video permanently change to 144p with the phone app and a good WiFi...
Recycled-michael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What is the original dub?
TianObia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
WSB IS MY REAL MOM (Money Over Moms)
Hiisit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the chocolate bar kid?
aalleeyyee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
only on WSB, we out-retard the robinhood retards.
Revenge4Harambe13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โGet those losses off of the computer my boyfriend will be over soon. I already sold your dipshit father to the labor camp with his SPY Putsโ
inspir3d19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
what was this video originally about
Lillgagge194 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha
n0lifeismylife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/vredditdownloader
mbbbbbbrrsskk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ะกะฐัะฐ, 12 ะปะตั, ััะตะนะดะตั, ะฟะพัะปัะน
aidnitam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โdenies in Russianโ
richyfin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's a popular Ukrainian show
garshol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:29 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
In soviet Russia you don't shitpost. The shit port you. Fucking legend.
bad1o8o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
mom buys catfood in bulk
*denies in russian*
ded
pabbseven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is top5 the best thing ive seen on reddit lmao
2ND_Dinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Citizen Kane clap. Stop trading and just make shitposts like this full time to become rich.
YERRR_SMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โThis is the end of my trading career, right thereโ.
Most of us have been there, only to come back a month later.
livinlrginchitwn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is fucking gold
RMakovskiy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's Ukraine, this is 10 years ago...
sebassrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
When he says holy shit when Teslaโs up 3% ๐คฃ
DeceptiJon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Why does every video from Russia seem to have a thin layer of grease?
rubio_jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Wallstreetbets is my real mom"
ItsYaBoiGMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking lost it when she's asked why there was 5 digits and he just smiled at the camera
meir52dcs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Great job!
MissMunchamaQuchi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:00 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Youโve out done yourself sir. Well done.
justspectatoronWSB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
selling this trading skills :O what a loos to the family
IHaveLargeBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest meme ever produced. Bravo.
bluray420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What is the video originally about ?
cworham2f ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs the legendary Russian slapper Vasily Kamotsky
KovalevArtem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This guy is not from Russia. He is from Ukraine!
aalleeyyee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Source: WSB
nebo8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ffs it took me way to long to understand its fake
Ninjoe42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Why do Russian people always look like theyre moments away from dying of apathy?
Crossback2017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:04 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Is there somewhere I can read about the cultural history of this sub? It's fascinating.
Can I make money from reading the posts?
Gabrielseifer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that half of you retards retain the ability to breathe properly is nothing short of stunning to me.
gentlemandinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:29 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
/u/VredditDownloader
sithben24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I'll take some diamond hands.
Even-Understanding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
only on WSB, we out-retard the robinhood retards.
Even-Understanding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
only on WSB, we out-retard the robinhood retards.
gannodat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I've watched this 5 times already today! Quality post, best I've seen here.
XxsevereintrovertXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh it's this kid being memed for years
Rufoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
No idea what this sub is, but thoroughly enjoyed this
celestialfinesse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell did I just watch
jakethedumbmistake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Russian courts donโt... you donโt anymore
ScepticScorpio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I canโt tell if this sub is serious or just a parody of Wall Street traders anymore.
stargatta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โI only took money from your savings accountโ Iโm dead.
pretzelzetzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Why can I see five-digit losses when you never had more than $100?
SMILE NERVOUSLY
RIZOtizide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Words cannot express how much joy laughter this brought me. OP this is talent.
wmcgrath1306 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:47 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Off to gulag. Well played lil tard
daileyjd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lost me at aapl calls. Fuckin loser.
svayam--bhagavan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I'm selling you.
Dammit. That's what the future holds for everyone here.
smartbrat848 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I learned how to say โidiotโ in Russian today
chrisbarry3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
CAT FOOD?
justapremedkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's Ukraine, and it's a show about computer addiction in adolescents.
lfowlerpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Young s1mple became a cs pro because he lost all his money on wsb
jojoo37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:53 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โLook at your brotherโ
โNoโ
FluxTape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The original is a meme gold mine
arslet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
My sides!!!!1
Extension-appeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:47 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs honestly sad
Jikisan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
We're they eating cat food?
Nungie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is an old af clip but what was actually going on here? No dad in the picture I assume?
BoxofTrox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Weโve all been Sasha
PoolsApp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This was quite an emotional journey. I have never seen anything so tragic yet funny. It was beautiful.
Maleficent-Smoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Almost cried, laughed at every other line
Stupidbloodwolfmoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:29 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Look at your brother... no
iso4760 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Every kids worst nightmare "I'm going to sell you"
xXHelloKinkyXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I dont know anything about the stock market and everytime someone posts something in wallstreetbets that makes the front page i look on in a intrigued confusion.
But i can understand this one at least. Dumb kid dumb.
juaninazio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Because of this outstanding work of art I am pulling all of my money out of RH monday morning. And putting it all on SOY Puts!
wannabwannablikemike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
OP is God.
00TRJ00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sasha has since moved to Canada and operates a factoring company.
pixelbased ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:42 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is a high quality shit post that few can rival...
BurkeAbroad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best shit post I've seen on here. Haupt step it up bro
makepeace12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I think there is a subtle loveliness in how the mom knows enough to say AAPL isn't going to go up. the mom doesn't just hate on the son
makepeace12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:08 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I havent laughed this hard in ages. I am crying on my porch with laughter
'Lock in $1 gain.' that's where I lost it even further than where I had previously lost it.
Jodacus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:11 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Heโs the autistic baby logo just aged about 10 years.
twdwasokay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the original video?
TheMidnightJava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't this about video games not stocks?
dennisboy03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
wsb anthem? xd
makepeace12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
this is the first Gold I've ever given, and this is worth it a 100000x times over. omg this is the best.
Leon4107 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What is the original video about because damn...
epochsemi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐๐
HydrationWhisKey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Why don't you check your TSLA put"
Mom throwing shade.
Speedster4206 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
only on WSB, we out-retard the robinhood retards.
le_ange_des_vertus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What the absolute fuck did I just watch? I wasnโt even suppose to be here I accidentally went over the popular tab. My eyes wonโt stop watering! What the fuck!
grAAy-goose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Never show your positions itโs retarded and thatโs why you lose ;)
Grazomarin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
If ya didn't know the translation isnt the same
ZippZappZippty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:53 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
At least it's not a hoax after all?
Phantom-e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:53 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The kid never should have been allowed access to his mom's cash in the first place. Mom should never allowed this to happen. The first tantrum he threw would have been his last. Period.
PenguinMafia645 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I didnt realize this was a meme till looking at the contents and was genuinely concerned.
b0tell0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I want to believe this is true
WallstreetChump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Denies in Russian lmao
Eskimoobob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What a rollercoaster.
admin-mod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:50 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I had so many feels...one for the Tesla puts and one for the Windows XP sound.
oakflame88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Someone explain what stocks he bought and what cash was lost?
AlpsClimber_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
it's a meme
oakflame88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:55 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Kek
xx_Help_Me_xx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/VredditDownloader
Totalft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:53 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is bullshit, not related to trading nor robinhood at all.
Supersecretsauceboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing
J1202719767 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:29 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to kill myself until I saw this
darby-dev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
cute bear, my Russian heart is satisfied.
phillybilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I canโt wait for the sequel
Speedster4206 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The hero WSB needs.
IveLurkedWSB2long ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:53 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
WSB is my real mom. Lmfao I'm crying.
Ready2gambleboomer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit my tendies! Gone in seconds...classic!
I_LOVE_ASSES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I know absolutely nothing about trading what so ever but whenever shit like this pops up I die laughing, never stop WSB.
MortalCoil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that is dark
MassXP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โDenies in Russianโ
Torrent4Dayz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, that was intense
PZeroNero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I love you
agree-with-you ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I love you both
simonmnyele ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha. They told me to have diamond hands!
My ribs are hurting from this
KingFazir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐ he belongs here.
curiousfarmeroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Whatโs actually happening here?
cryptdab710 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
And that kid grew up to be jerome powell
liquid_swords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:30 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
10/10
Taurius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen on Reddit. Thank you.
tjones0808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:30 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yโall are sick
Robby_the_Mook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Damn the video editing game is strong with this one
jean-claude_vandamme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Epic
nicearthur32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:31 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This was the best shitter video Iโve ever seen
OfficialAlt2017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This fucktard. Don't trust anything about stocks man.
d3adpooly90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, laughed so hard that I came.
innociv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I used to play dota2 so I can confirm this translation is accurate.
viperex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Top notch content this
Cecil4029 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I've said it before and I'll say it again, you guys make pure art in this shithole.
TheBanjoShow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was real until denies in russian
JamieOvechkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The funniest part about this whole thing is like 25% of the translations are like exactly what theyโre saying so if you speak both languages itโs like almost believable that itโs real
pokemogumaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/vredditdownloader
romansapprentice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone know where this clip is actually from?
a_little_blue_bird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:18 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
One of the best ones on WSB. I remember there was a Barney one some time ago. Both equally good!
freakin_sweet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that shit was intense. Well done OP!
Also, anyone care to share wtf is actually happening in this video?
Seyer893 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ahhaaha this is hilarious!!!
The-OverseerLoL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This was a wild fuckin experience.
dafukisthisshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
They said " it literally can't go tits up." LMAOO
RepostTony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This sub is fucking amazing. These videos LOL!!!!!
ztw2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:00 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So many fucking talented people in this sub and thatโs why I trusted the DD from my friends here.
Hej_Varlden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Mom: I'm selling you.. Reddit Readers: 0-0
rioferd888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the high quality shit I come here for lol
kukidog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is 100% fake (translation is not what they are saying) but kinda funny anyway.
meezala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Why are all the memes on this sub so fucking high quality lmao
Vaadooss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's Ukrain show
Speedster4206 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The hero WSB needs.
JMase445 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
*Denies in Russian*
bruuuhhh......
Mayine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:13 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most beautiful thing I've seen on the internet
GothamGuy73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that little foul-mouthed mobster needs a good beating.
Speedster4206 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Until heโs a genius.
nice2yz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Source: WSB
z31tt750 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, this is fucking brilliant!
Stopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. Iโm crying this is so good. ๐คฃ๐
sethcera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
OMG WHAT GOLD
Amsa91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โItโs a well known indicator!โ lmao
GabriCoci ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/vredditdownloader
heyyalloverthere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:15 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Gambling addiction
xVoide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus christ this is the best post I've ever seen on WSB.
wombleac1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fucking crying, so funny. My tendies...lol
eliasthepro2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:51 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/vredditdownloader
IEatAssJustKidding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What is he actually doing on the computer? Can't be video games because he's only using one hand.
4chanbetterkek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
denies in Russian
BeWanRo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is incredible ๐
OyeChango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is hella sad fun
Like joker style
barryislaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:11 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Is was may -15 2020 on WSB. Man that was edited & aired fast. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Love these though.
Props.
saml01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I can't watch this. I understand most of the language and my brain hurts because the subs arent the correct translation.
ashiqlegi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This sub might make the worst trades but we all damn know we are here for these gems. Thank you from all of us for this precise depiction of every retard here.
AKnightOfTheNew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The cat food, that was great
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This reeks of Bog...
threadskeleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:41 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/vredditshare
vredditshare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:30 on May 22, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
https://files.catbox.moe/wvenw2.mp4
I am a bot. Report an issue
TinyFluffyRabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"I trust WSB and that's all you need to know" - that's really all she needs to know lol
-ViiRaL- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You're supposed to be a visiting merchant
ZesprasTheDeadAngel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:35 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Omg my side hurts soo much.
skalli_ger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/Vredditdownloader
DepletedMitochondria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:47 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
LOL classic meme
pizzakat666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Their eating cat food?
surfinbird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:38 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Jheeze
Wyaharalvy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:56 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, but it isn't Russian show that's Ukrainian show....
rackedupshawty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Look at your brother....no
Dead
LikeFuckRoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf is this
DogemonRS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
a cinematic masterpiece
dizzy_centrifuge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
At least it wasnt his Bloomberg keyboard
-ViiRaL- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wow imagine someone pretending to be a visiting merchant
TimE2TimeZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is so good
Morningside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This looks all too familiar, eh comrades?
General_Dogah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:47 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
*practices the WSB anthem in Russian*
I fuckin' died.
Ethereal_trader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:43 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh gosh, he is just like us... never let the ones you love get near trading... itโs the end of everyone, even if those who make money
gefickte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:57 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Not gonna lie.. This got personal real quick...
8myself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
honestly this hits 2 close 2 home, i could see myself in that young man. now i am at MacDonalds and browsing the internet over a fucking tablet after mom took all my tendies.
RedditPerson132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone know what they are actually saying? lol
dleeds2j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Everyoneโs a 500 year old dragon.โ
ChiTown_Bound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:37 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lol @ โLook, this one went up a dollarโ
LFC90cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ok this is the funniest thing I've ever seen on Reddit, my gf asked me what I was laughing about... I said you wouldn't understand and she got even more curious. Then I said "they made a short documentary film about a kid in Ukraine addicted to video-games" But I couldn't get any words after Ukraine out without breaking into laughter.
westo48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:24 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โWhy am I seeing red all over your screen?โ
Valhalla_Awa1ts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing
ReaverPT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:55 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Remember Sasha, we are your best friends! โค
oghilardini2i ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs the legendary Russian slapper Vasily Kamotsky
Ymalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/vredditdownloader
Jcadd7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
OMG holy shit this was hilarious!!! This is pretty much exactly how I see most people on this forum. Dying laughing, lol.
D4V1DsWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
omg this was soooo good
aproverb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
OfficerMeatball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:25 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The denies in Russian part got me
still_gonna_send_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It took me a good minute to realize this wasnโt a real translation.
Shawnk247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lmaoo funniest thing ever!!
Berserkr1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"*denies in russian" hahah
Rhamni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
OP, you're an artist.
Glutusmaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:00 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this. I havent laughed this hard in a while. My dumbass thought it was real for a few seconds.
broaklandhermit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:20 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That was intense!
Pulverisator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:43 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wsb? Fuck acronym
jonnydoo84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:27 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
do you just use premiere for this ?
Pulverisator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could be the joker and shoot you in the forehead.
jonnydoo84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
was that a stupid question lol
Bhonka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing
ethanwa79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:45 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious!!!
Waaaaaah6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
If heโs getting so hysterical about playing on the computer, he shouldnโt be allowed near it full stop. I know that itโs easier said than done to enforce when you have a screaming snot nosed brat blowing up and trying to trash the house BUT allowing him access to the computer is just going to prolong the behaviour.
itchy_puss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This shit is gold. I can't stop laughing.
dfsprosurvey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I pissed my pants, then I drank it.
Barry_McCockiner3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/vredditdownloader
azam_ilias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:21 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
In the motherland Rus, Stonks buy you.
walkonwayvs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:32 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder how much she will get for selling him after the video ended...
EducatingMorons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:26 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's literally me with fucking oil tanker gold DD. Should have inverted you guys. Rough being a retard :_/
almazanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
DongWithAThong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:03 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"practicing WSB anthem in Russian"
Fucking dying
junoonis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:42 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wow this was depressing and quite good at the same time. What is this??
liquidchr0me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:39 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
One of us.
aces2023 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:49 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"If I were his father." Lost it right after!
ChalupaColtsfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:10 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What is the original context??
nazdark42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm selling YOU!"
PhoenixAZisHot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:36 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Damn that was funny ๐คฃ๐คฃ
teenygoblin27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wait hold on....was that kid eating cat food????
MassSnapz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I watched this morning high and was like wow. And now I'm watching it again higher and I finally realized it's not even real. Phonies.
Ed_L_07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
As a Russian, this is fucking hilarious
likpoper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:05 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
World class shitpost
untitledmoviereview ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I hear that in Russia, the tracksuit actually grows with the adolescent male into adulthood
Doby_Clarence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:29 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lol offers kid food "denies in russian" lol
OldMackysBackInTown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:43 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That even smile with the bank account. God Damn.
syloc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:07 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Weird that a household which just scraps by each month would let their child play with money!! What did she expect!
tonynca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:16 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Remind me to not have a half breed Russian kid. Seems stressful
Lamborghinical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:48 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"look mom I made a dollar"
DaddyDookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
If I wasn't down 90% I could afford to give you an award, but I can't. So take the up vote.
alex_dlc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:19 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
what was the original video about? is there any link with real subs?
purdvert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:33 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The last minute of this had me DYING
โWhy do I see five digit losses when you only had $100โ hahahahahahaha
iSrsly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:38 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โWall Street bets is my real momโ pretty much killed me
GreatnessInAHoodie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:25 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Narrator: โIf I was his father heโd be homelessโ FUCKIN DEAD ๐๐๐
Honkypigdong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:57 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This might be the best thing I will ever spend 5 mins on in my entire life nay existence
greg-heffely-destroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:53 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I might sound dumb but is this a meme and is the subtitles edited.
RoboModeTrip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:22 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I aint going to lie, first 30 seconds I thought those were the real subtitles.
ubun7u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:31 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โThey are not strangers, they are my friendsโ ๐ญ
AsianEggMcMuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:43 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Dang, he used his mom's savings account :/
Lopsided-Secret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:46 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm selling you!"
numb2k3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:44 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
54 awards says it all .. this is going to be reposted in eternity.
nottatard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:43 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"but I followed a gilded DD"
realister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:15 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
this is the longest meme I watched for sure here
mouthofreason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:45 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Meet me on the Joe Rogan Experience" got me
cromagnonninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:33 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm selling you" made me laugh more than anything tbh
Ddub0914 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:54 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
If youโre stalking my profile and happen to see this comment, watch this video. Iโm in tears.
davidithejew180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:53 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
A stranter wouldnโt under it.. this is so funny!
Viewland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:56 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Meme... Uh uh
hugaramu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:04 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I already understand last minute will be more fun, and jump for it. sjsnnsnsnzjsnns
thiscantbehowitends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:35 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ben b. B. B b b b g. B. B g. H b h. He. Hhhhb. .
itsswimagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:05 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โ denies in Russianโ
goodolarchie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:21 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao, what's the real context here, she's trying to get this kid to leave his raiding guild?
Porterrrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:42 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the funniest shit Iโve seen in a while.
SteelyDan19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:35 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like he listened to the shrimp
Porterrrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:59 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Dude said Iโll meet you on the Joe Rogan Experience Iโm fucking dead
SecurerOfBags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:28 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is fookin quality mate
InfiniteExperience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:03 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao this is amazing
Whatโs the original footage of this from?
maxmcleod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:59 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
/wsb is the last bastion of true reddit. Buy puts in conde nast
SirisIB01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:11 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
denies in russian
King_Jonathan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:56 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me this is fake af. But shits funny af. What a fucking retard
businessJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:25 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ok now Iโm honestly curious what this little brat is bitching about? Anyone speak Russian and know whatโs going on?
LittlePooky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:07 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Windows XP?!
ww3historian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:03 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
10 year old video
secretasianboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:01 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He looks like the same dude that was addicted to the internet
showus28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:39 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Cat food placed in front of him.
Denies in Russian
I'm Dead.
KlacktorBringrOfDeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:03 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Kid doesnโt want to stop using the computer. Sheโs telling him to get off of it, and heโs saying no. Just a back and forth of that really.
Dropmeoffatschool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:22 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who speaks russian and english, this is gold.
kfir-a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:35 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ะฏ ะพะดะธะฝ ััะธัะฐั ะตะณะพ ะผะฐัั ะณะพัััะตะน?
Naterek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:30 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is random but is your username a references to a NAILS song?
๐๏ธ TheyComeCrawlingBack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:12:45 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yeah it is
Naterek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:44 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Nice. Nails fucking rules.
dualtohex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:02 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
How to do good on wall street.
Step 1: See what people on WSB say
Step 2: Do the exact opposite
Step 3: Profit
_M3TR0P0LiS_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:45 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
See you on JRE
valentine-m-smith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:37 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Touched my soul it did. Shedding a tear for my homie Sasha. Might be the Basil Hayden.
27onfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:21 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I am so happy I watched this now instead of earlier.. it was worth the wait.. fucking fantastic.
luciferg59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:30 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/vredditdownloader
WaterShiva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:10 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So what's this video really about?
NotBrigitte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:48 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What was the original clip about?
EifertGreenLazor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:26 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
For every autist that makes OTM trades and banks millions there are hundreds that lose everything. Hundreds of us.
Zooties_Cafe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:54 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โLiterally canโt go tits upโ
JVints ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:24 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Denies in Russian
plank80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:28 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
rofl shitposting here never ceases to amaze me.
JVints ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:35 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I felt this.
gymbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:59 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to find the mother and send her 100 ๐
ww3historian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:57 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I want to find the kid. As much as the subtitles were funny, kind of tough to watch his pain, as a parent.
gymbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:49 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I was guessing he made a little money and sheโs desperate. Hell they all are clearly so I could see why she put up with it to an extent but like you said the whole thing is so sad to see. Is his eye bruised too?
Lamborghinical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:22 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What is he actually doing that got his mom so mad?
SndaySkolDrpout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:32 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
denies in russian
blackwoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:46 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo.
TheFirstPersonGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:17 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt even trade stocks, Iโm only here for the surprisingly high quality shitposting.
antonio_zeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:40 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I feel so sad based on the actual video itself, and not for this YOLO vid creator
Autism_Is_Real ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:02 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of myself when I was a kid. Except it was playing runescape. My dad would come in the room talk to the computer, begging it to let me get off it.
ODB2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:54 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda looks like a younger version of the GUH guy
Nosmurfz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:52 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
This is the funniest thing Iโve seen anywhere for a long time.
ILikeCodeOrSomething ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:05 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
At least he didn't drink his own piss.
r00ddude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:19 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Who cares, it was in rubles.
rednut2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:28 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs 11yo me getting scammed on RuneScape for my full mithril.
adongarwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:49 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Where can I find similar stories/documentaries? Youtube?
TheGordonProblem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:55 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this is insanely accurate for this sub.
mattmre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:30 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
tears in my eyes... i bought TSLA puts too!
MatthewTheManiac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:55 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit this is fantastic
mOisTkRAckeN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:13 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This one is actually so sad lamoo
sg8_scs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:16 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This video is about gaming actually. The subtitles are wrong.
THUGGERSEASON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:04 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I had friends who understood stocks that I could share this with.
ww3historian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:46 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You have 800,000 retarded friends here
chosen2nd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:44 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm a Ukrainian who speaks Russian and trades on Robinhood and I got say some of the speech lined up so close to the text, killed me
ww3historian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:13 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Whatโs he addicted to, which websites?
BleuRaider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:14 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โMeet me on the Joe Rogan Experienceโ
...and thatโs the exact moment when I peed my pants
Mrpig6977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:34 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
dont understand most of what he said but pretty funny anyaways
SupGirluHungry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:01 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing edit lmfao
HarveyBirdman3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:54 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This has got to be the funniest shit Iโve ever seen on this reddit. Any idea whatโs ACTUALLY going on? Any Russian speakers?
ww3historian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:07:51 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody said itโs 10 years old and kid is addicted to internet. And itโs Ukrainian.
AveenoFresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:16 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's also from the late 2000s. Now everyone is addicted to the internet, and it's not really that unique or even considered a problem anymore.
ww3historian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:05 on May 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He was ahead of his time.
daminajerva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:31 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Uh shit. Took me three minutes to realise this was shitpost.
ukfan758 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:59 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking lost it when โA stonkโ synched perfectly.
24294242 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:05 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The subtitles...
Denies in Russian
..killed me.
Rmshields76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:46 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Little cunt......
RhapsodicTiger3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:49 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit my sides
surfinThruLyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:13 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
(โโ _โ )
Soltrice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:36 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
oh my god I thought this was real.
first time in this subreddit.
ThatRussianInRussia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:14 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
u/vredditdownloader
mn_sunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:29 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
My god the dialogue is so impressive in this... matches the vid so perfectly.
JFTC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:54 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Can't stop laughing like an idiot.
curiouscockgobbler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:27 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Why do all Russian kids look like they get vodka with their cereals instead of milk?
ginx777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:47 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
God damn this is amazing
shareordie1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:39 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes one upvote is simply not enough.
ambx54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:07 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This post is more fatal than Covid - left me unable to breathe the entire time
Damerch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:37 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, now THIS is the best one. Everything fit so well
Fhqwhgads_Come_on ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:31 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
oh jesus. Documentary of the year right here.
_supdns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:35 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thats who beats me in CS:GO
paulollivier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:20 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
BAN
notbot12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:53 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Can't/won't stop watching this, brilliant matchup between audio and subtitles
esisenore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:41 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the son of the "cant go tits up" Russian oil play guy ?
tu_test_bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:07 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Is this still something people believe?
erkiperki252 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:45 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What a wonderfully dysfunctional family
bcjh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:15 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โDenies in Russianโ
canyoucancan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:04 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
BLAT
lennybrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:48 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that video was depressing.
Spartancarver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:12 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my christ this is incredible
rlong60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:02 on May 18, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha โis that your all time chart or just this morning?โ
WorthBad3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:34 on May 18, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Im literally in tears
BACON-luv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:19 on May 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Stop
gotyzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:19 on May 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm gonna watch this once a week I promise lol
ReyOO7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:23 on May 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This little shit scared the shit out of me.
hithisisjukes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:02 on May 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
this is one of the funniest fucking things i've ever seen. well done! :)
PM_ME_THEM_CURVES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:43 on May 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It took me way to long to determine if this was a spoof or a re-write. And that is why I use /r/wallstreetbets to buy my stocks.
urpabo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:13 on May 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So, is this video anti-capitalist propaganda?
goodthingshappening ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:58 on May 25, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is so fucking righteous
tomchickb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:43 on May 26, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Before I watched this today I thought that I had problems. Nah, Iโm good.
ISingBecauseImHappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:51 on May 30, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking gold
DistressedSlug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:57 on May 31, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell did I just watch
QuickFix00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:25 on June 1, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What a mom!!!!
Dizzregard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:13 on June 1, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sell the child!
Born_on_the_bay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:18 on June 1, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wasted half that video just to come to the conclusion that he has the NICEST most PATIENT Russian for a mother, that the internet has ever seen.
I expect child abuse with my Russian videos Damn it. I've heard that Russian Dr Phil just beats the bad child live on air.
Wheres my BLYAT BLAYTT???
GaryisBetter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
this is Ukrainian lol
timconnery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:47 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
JESUSSSSSSS
bohdan_from_ua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:58 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
As a Ukrainian person I can tell the context in original is completely different, and yes, don't r/wooosh me
iamjusthonest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:21 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This hits too close to home...
widowkiller ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 14:10:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
Listen im early on a good post for once so i just want some Reddit silver, i've got nothing interesting to contribute. That's 99% of this friggin subreddit anyway!
Edit: I cannot believe that actually worked, whoever gave it, thank you!
Dragon317Slayer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
Cliffhanger87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Who gave this mans plat
Dragon317Slayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:47 on May 18, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What is going on here
Salman_Abbas_ ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 16:37:17 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is messed up. We shouldn't be making fun of disabled people to this extent.
The__JFK__Experience ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:09 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Gay
Salman_Abbas_ ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 17:06:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
There's is a line that can't be crossed and this post just crossed that line
Reynoodlepoodle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Faggot
Magnicello ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 14:17:33 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
It's funny with the overlaid text the real thing is fucked up. Fucking overbearing piece of filth mother. Instead of working with and empathize with whatever's going on with him, she instead keeps on breaking him down. Can't imagine the pressure this kid is going through. His games are his escape from the shit in his life. People like that shouldn't have kids but their narcissistic egos compel them to create someone they can abuse, bully, gaslight, blame and lie to
Fucking brigaded by fucking narcissists and child abuse enthusiasts again. You never fail to let me down, Reddit.
MashkaNY ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:40:01 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Bro the way he goes off cursing w no limits after she turns off his computer is pretty serious. Thatโs pretty out there, the things that came out of his mouth to be directed at his mom. Kid has a serious problem with addiction.
Ihaveyouricedragon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:01:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That kid went off like a nuke. Dang. Never heard someone that young call their mothers that
Magnicello ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:58:14 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Have you even considered the why of things? Why do people get addicted to alcohol, substances, video games, food, whatever? People want to escape from something. There's something wrong with their lives and want to be somewhere else. This kid didn't want to live in his games just because. Something is wrong in that household, and you take away somebody's means to escape a bad situation, that's what happens.
G0ttkaiser ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:02:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
welp she is trying at the beginning. afterwards he says she should die.
big pressure doing his homework and not playing vidya all day...its prolly better he should not get a grip and some discipline but play vidya all day. best way to exit such a shitty life and not kill urself when u r an adult cus u sucked at everything amrite?
Lul she didnt even beat him.
Magnicello ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:54:46 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah you're really misconstruing what I meant. If you really think he's better of playing games all day then you're wrong. There are a myriad of ways you can get someone to do what you want them to do without resulting to force or intimidation. He has cognition, he's not a fucking animal. Why not persuade or motivate the kid? Show them the importance of doing the task? Reward them for it? People who still think like you are the reason why there's so many fucked up people around.
You do realize abuse comes in different forms, not just physical, right? Or are you one of those people that still think mental health is unimportant?
G0ttkaiser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:06 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
its called irony i thinks.
yea she prolly tried that earlier but we dont know.
nah you are right overall tbh. ur post just sounded so whiny it might come from a hedonistic laissez-faire parent who would let their kids play the vidya and dont care bout it thats why i replied...also I dont think she is wrong overall, her approach might be as u highlighted. It would be worse if she didnt try to change something...But we dont know if she only asked him to stop since the film team was there and normally she wouldnt(?). Also one should ask where the father of children is and how he got addicted in the first place. I would guess she has a lack of energy since working and caring for two children or is just lazy. Therefore she prolly thought it would be a good idea to let him play the vidya instead of doing something with him.
Also speaking of abuse...one should ask why he has a bruise on his face.
No ofc its important. Thats y I stated the suicide problem. I just dont like whiny ppl thats all. Have a nice day stranger.
And please dont be pissed because I called u whiny :)
Magnicello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:21 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
It's called sarcasm. Also it's "methinks", not I thinks. If you're going to use a stupid, archaic portmanteau might as well get it right.
My mother is a narcissistic, overbearing bitch who uses threats like hanging her children and delighted in smacking me when I was a kid.
A father isn't a factor at all. Plenty of single mothers who treat their children with patience, understanding and respect.
"Lack of energy" isn't and never was an excuse for abuse. If you don't have the foresight to know how stressful it is to be a parent you shouldn't have had fucking children. Fucking brainless idiots going into parenthood thinking it's going to be fun and games. Fucking. Brainless. Idiots.
It's okay. It's like somebody who's never experienced abuse in their life calling someone a "hedonistic, laissez-faire parent" because they call out abuse. Of course you'd call someone like that, you have no frame of reference. Your life has been incredibly easy and you think everyone should just be tough, not realizing people have a breaking point. If anything I both pity and envy you for having such a sheltered life ;)
Also next time try to spell out your words. What I just read makes me think you're a 12-year old who doesn't know how to spell simple words such as "people" or "why".
G0ttkaiser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:16:12 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
nah its a thing i does with my friends cus i am not living in american.
no its not. cus i did not have the intention to make fun of you and i thought its common sense that playing to much vidya is bad.
welp at least the second thing u stated happened to me several times.
Also i was bullied in school, was obese, had depression, made it from an low-income family into a six-figure job. So yea might not call me out on that...
Sure. I am just guessing how that situation occured.
Yeah you are right.
nah i does what i which too
TheHoboExpress ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:23 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Youโre an idiot
Magnicello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:12 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You're someone who has nothing else to say and thus results to ad hominems.
TheHoboExpress ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:46 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
wrong. I just wonโt listen to a dumb bitch. ;)
Magnicello ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:07:14 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I can't imagine how lackluster your life is that you actually attempt to get fulfillment through trying to get a rise out of people on the internet. For the 7 years you've been on Reddit, I've contributed 4 and a half more times than you in less than half of that time. What a pathetic excuse for an existence. Thankfully there are guards against this type of behavior. Enjoy the temporary ban. Use that time to reflect on your behavior, okay? Consider it your time out ;)
TheHoboExpress ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:17 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just brag about posting more?
Magnicello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:06 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you still here? I'm done with you. You're done. Stop being a waste of bytes on my inbox. You have nothing to contribute here. You have no purpose here. You are a man-child who still thinks insulting people is "hip" and "cool". You are, frankly, an inferior human being. That's not an insult, just from what you've shown me so far, that's my assessment of you. Now I will block you, because nothing you said or will ever say have any semblance of usefulness.
Good day.
TheHoboExpress ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:31 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Awww shucks
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:54 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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Magnicello ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:19:23 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You shut the fuck up
neveragny ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:22 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
it is not fucking russian!11
SADAME_AME ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:52 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Keeps freezing. Seemed good though
budispro ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:12 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit is this real life?!!? I'm so glad I didn't get into finance when I was a kid.
ww3historian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:38 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
No, heโs addicted to games
kostkali ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:04 on May 29, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
itโs HILARIOUS how wrong this is. The subtitles are all such BS itโs so funny.
I actually speak russian and understand Ukrainian which is what theyโre speaking and itโs so funny to see how easily YOU ALL believe any BULLSHIT thatโs put in front of you
๐๏ธ TheyComeCrawlingBack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:09:55 on May 29, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You're a retard
bruhaha420 ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 15:12:34 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So this is where all the MAGA chud fodder hangs out.
tweettard1968 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 01:39:28 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is litterally no different than Donald Trumps upbringing. Imagine that unchecked fucking Sasha running our country....wait, you donโt have too. We have the orange geriatric 300lb Sasha โDonaldโ Trump doing exactly that with our countryโs savings account...
ww3historian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:43 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Trump derangement syndrome
arturbogdanov ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:02 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hello i am from Russia. While watching this video i was surprised. At first they are Ukrainian, you can be sure, after looking at the letters of TV channel showing this program. The captions are not correct, and tell you about other thing. In this video the boy asks his mother not to turn off the computers, in case he wants keep playing in a game . So i think this video is an great example, showing how fake things works. Its not only about media. We must check any content that you deal with.
intimacygel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:27 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's satire. We know this isn't an actual 12 yr trader. It's just a joke
arturbogdanov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:57 on May 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So i am glad to hear this)
Ice_73 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:40 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I speak Russian and thatโs not whatโs is being said at all...
Lol_Xd_Plasma ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:16:43 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
wow, you are so fucking smart
doss_ ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:44 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
do you understand that the subtitles are totally different from what he is saying? those are two different talkings
just in case, sorry if that was a joke
TenYardFight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:28 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs a joke
doss_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:21 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
nice, thanks
2kLatinoTrader ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 20:51:43 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This shit is fake. This video is about a kid that wants to play video games. NOTHING ABOUT TRADING. LYING BITCHES.
iggy555 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:16:59 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Op is a moron lol
Itโs a kid addicted to computers
Lol_Xd_Plasma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:58 on May 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ur the fucking moron retard