The Virgin King vs the Chad Knight

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ orcprocess0306 ยท 5133 points ยท Posted at 12:44:41 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)


Oltyxx ยท 689 points ยท Posted at 13:22:43 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That Chad horse chin is glorious

turakissa ยท 464 points ยท Posted at 13:49:14 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The Virgin King has to always rely on Stacy Queen to rescue him.

pm_me_your_Yi_plays ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 16:51:42 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And to carry the game

greysvarle ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 08:11:51 on November 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And the chad knight forks both the enemy's king and his queen at the same time.

grosvenorave ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 14:01:53 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A L P H A

Doomed ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 14:21:02 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would have given Knight a bulge.

Perrero ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:27:58 on November 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It has one. Did you think that was a chin? Ha!

Shadowgales ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 17:35:03 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is so well made holy shit

flameoguy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:09:46 on November 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Finally a meme that isn't 'virgin walk' but recolored.

nowaygreg ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 14:55:18 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The world chess championship is going on right now and will continue for through the next week or so. If you're interested, a lot of guys on twitch stream the games and give good analysis!

MiningdiamondsVIII ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 00:28:30 on November 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Virgin King: Massively Inferior to the Queen in every way

Chad Knight: The only piece in the game that can attack the Queen without leaving itself vulnerable

rigbed ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 13:27:51 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would have done chad queen but this works too

TheCringeMachine ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 17:49:26 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Stacy*

rigbed ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:49:45 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lacy

charadesofchagrin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:59:44 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Chad*

Soviet_United_States ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 15:57:10 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Virgin Chess vs Chad Go

TrueSnowMexican ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:16:03 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thad Hearts of Iron 4

Soviet_United_States ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:19:05 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lad Real-Life War

-person_________ ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 13:43:43 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The Thad Bishop

FabulousVlad ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 13:48:45 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Knight > Bishop.

Bishop is so virgin, he only walks on one colour.

-person_________ ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 14:10:37 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, you're right. Bishop is a rascist cuck

FabulousVlad ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 14:28:37 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The Knight walk in strong russian letter ะ“, and I have won many games by sending him behind enemy lines. Once he's in, you're dead.

As for me, Knight is the second best figure. The best figure is the pawn. A single pawn is useless, but if there are many of them, they can become the unstopable wave. Just like soviet soldiers.

I am russian, I know my chess.

VaHaLa_LTU ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:31:23 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone always forgets the Rook.

Not only does it hold down entire lanes and has massive range (and doesn't get constricted to a single colour), but can also save the entire game by bailing the King out via castling.

FabulousVlad ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:37:21 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I love the rock (boat, tower), but unlike the ะดะตะฒะตั€ัะฐะฝั‚ knight and the ะฟะตั…ะพั‚ะฐ pawns, it is mostly defensive until mid or late game, when both rocks can be vombined to make a nuke and easy kill the enemy. But everyone has a diffrent play style. Mine is mostly shock and awe. I have mastered the knight.

UhhUmmmWowOkayJeezUh ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:53:44 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Realistically, the bishop is actually slightly better than the knight, but the knight is Chad based solely on the fact that that things like knight forks exist along with the knight being probably the most annoying piece in an endgame. Now a rook on the other hand, that's arguably a thad peice.

MentalFirefighter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:56 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Technically you can fork with any piece (except the king of course).

UhhUmmmWowOkayJeezUh ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:19:54 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Knight forks are worse though since you can't block them if it checks your king and the knight has the best ability to fork multiple peices.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:16:53 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You should know how to use all your pieces to maximum effect but I value bishops over knights, and would sacrifice a knight to capture an opponent's bishop

Rockandrollskulls ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:49:11 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck off with the Thad faggotry

[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 13:25:50 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Deltarune, 2025

vettio ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:48:56 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IIRC in the original versions of chess the King had the queens powers representing he had a chariot giving him free reign and ultimate mobility of the board. The modern queen is modeled after Isabella of Spain who was widely beloved so they gave her the Kings chariot letting her do whatever she wanted.

The king literally is a cuck.

zorbiburst ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:35:59 on November 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

literally

Nothing you described is even figuratively cuckoldry

Ryzasu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:35:29 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I LOVE this

CineArma ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:47:10 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ArcticFoxBunny ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:41:32 on November 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Now this is the quality content I subscribe for.

Ryzasu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:25:46 on January 10, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

1 month later, still my favorite VvC meme of all time

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:58 on November 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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bydy2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:19 on November 21, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

G E T S M O T H E R E D

francois_the_french ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:32:39 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would have made a virgin bishop vs chad knight, as these pieces are more suitable for a comparison, but good job!

hingadingaburgen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:12 on May 10, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I have a hard time believing any Bishop is a virgin...

francois_the_french ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:02:17 on May 10, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Nicely done

Real_Durindana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:11 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You never actually take the king. 9/10

Uberstorm32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:07 on April 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah uhm, Kings don't get killed or die in chess, so when you say "Chad has killed Kings" no he hasn't.

TheReal-Donut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:49 on May 2, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

So, how does it feel being the top of all time with an actual virgin v chad meme?

[deleted] ยท -122 points ยท Posted at 13:14:52 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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Boopster590 ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 13:22:12 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Have you even seen the "Virgin Chad vs Chad Virgin" meme? It's one of the most popular posts on this sub.

dankbudzonlybuds ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 13:18:15 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The Virgin โ€œwokeโ€ commenter VS. The Chad indifferent scroller.

[deleted] ยท -66 points ยท Posted at 13:33:34 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 13:40:13 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can leave if you don't like this sub, hell, no one forces you to browse a sub you don't like.

virgin

[deleted] ยท -35 points ยท Posted at 14:48:59 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:52:28 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

okeโ€ c

rigbed ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 13:27:14 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you identify as a chess piece

Arm-It ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:06:17 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I checked his post history guys, he isn't just taking the piss.

W00dle ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:11:06 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

There are posts where the virgin is norm with what we would consider positive qualities of character and then the chad has worse traits or characteristics but itโ€™s twisted to be funny in that chadโ€™s worse traits are better. But yes there are some posts where it is just positive traits added to an attractive figure because thatโ€™s part of the virgin vs Chad meme. Despite there being literally not a single problem being a virgin itโ€™s just internet memes.

Feel free to pm me if you wanna look at โ€˜improvingโ€™ from being incel. Life is not fair, itโ€™s not against you but itโ€™s not fair. you have to take the reins and push yourself to get what you want or what you may think now you will never want or have such as women or men. Do yourself something that future you will be thankful for.

BepsiCola2277 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 13:34:04 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shut up, baby dick.

YiffZombie ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:36:20 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Women don't want to fuck you, not because you are ugly, but because you are an unpleasant person.

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 15:37:38 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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YiffZombie ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:41:29 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Posts like a retarded asshole

"Why would anyone think I was a retarded asshole?"

Shadowgales ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:38:17 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

no woman is going to give someone who spends time posting on incelibate forums and arguing about minute issues on reddit a chance

DeathintheMine ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:28:41 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thought you were a troll, turns out you are an actual incel. Holy shit.

xXxmemelord_69xXx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:11:20 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Virgin incel vs. Chad wizard. Seriously, the difference between self-identified incels and actual wizards is night and day. Maybe if you gave up on getting p00si you could actually accomplish something. Get into academia or something, you won't have time for a wife and kids.

TrueSnowMexican ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:18:37 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The meme started off as a self deprecating joke by the incels and now it is just a fun meme.

GodEmperorPePethe2nd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:43 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fag

Schneazel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:06 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As far as I understand this meme it should be used like this: Virgin -> good thing attributed bad properties Chad -> bad thing attributed good properties