Found this at Five Guys

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Cubemaster7 ยท 5877 points ยท Posted at 23:08:06 on June 29, 2018 ยท (Permalink)


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xxxfucknutsxxx ยท 1197 points ยท Posted at 23:21:08 on June 29, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Virgin McDonald's

Is a burgerchain that is worldwide, even in India where cows are sacred

Used to have the supersize, discontinued it because a movie was made about them in a negative light

needs variety in order to maintain its popularity

creepy clown as its mascot

people with allegies get pissy with mcdonalds over the smallest peanut

Chad 5 Guys

Only served in Western Countries and oil-rich middle eastern countries

Large fries alone score well above 1000 kcalories, no one bats an eye

only serves burgers and fries

needs no mascot

has barrels of peanuts everywhere, treats those allergic to peanuts like blacks were treated in the segregation era. No one bats an eye

dankbudzonlybuds ยท 197 points ยท Posted at 01:33:02 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lmfao

Your_Hmong ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 02:04:31 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Make it real

xxxfucknutsxxx ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 02:36:22 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Deadsotc ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:10:30 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking nice

Draestyn ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:54:17 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I was half expecting you to just crop the ones in this post and use them

TripleZetaX ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:14:45 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Virgin vs. Chad is a high-effort meme.

The Virgin Other Memes vs. the Chad Virgin vs. Chad.

mismanager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:25 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

OUCH!

[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 02:10:47 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Some Fives guys serve shakes

Vnslover ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 02:56:04 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's a super chad five guys

KneelDaGressTysin ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 05:25:24 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Virgin McDonald's: Ice cream machine broke

Chad Five Guys: Random locations serve shakes

Vnslover ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:26:09 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

REEEEEEE

rickane58 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:59:48 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They also all serve hot dogs and grilled cheese sandwiches.

TrueSnowMexican ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 02:14:09 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I fucking love 5 guys

Draestyn ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 04:56:29 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

bet you do, homo

TiffanyNutmegRaccoon ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:10:08 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I should note, when they opened five-guys in Scotland, People would riot the fuck to get in, some people even got trampled.

I'd like to see McDonalds make someone that excited.

gnirpss ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:58:34 on July 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I know Iโ€™m super late to the party on this one but one of my professors is Egyptian and she told me that when the first McDonaldโ€™s in Egypt opened up in the 90s, everyone dressed up in their fanciest clothes and made like a national holiday out of it.

TripleZetaX ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:14:00 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As someone with life-threatening anaphylaxis, this is hilarious. I want to go there now. May literally be worth dying for.

CaptainDogeSparrow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:20:55 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Live for nothing or die for something?

Narwhalbaconguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:58 on July 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The burgers aren't made with peanut oil. Eat away.

Derpaway4 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:41:57 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Donโ€™t they also have hot dogs?

foozefookie ยท 146 points ยท Posted at 01:25:53 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

virgin microsoft paint vs chad crayon

Fedor_on_meth ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 01:26:41 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How did you upvote it IRL?

pineappolis ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 01:31:26 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Go to the restaurant and draw an upvote.

theGUNshowPOOPhole ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 02:41:46 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The Virgin virtual upvote vs the Chad pilgrimage

Fedor_on_meth ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 01:42:10 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Harvard: Nigga u want a scholarship?

BearRiversmith ยท 200 points ยท Posted at 00:06:49 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If this doesn't get more upvotes than all the shitty video game ones we have lost our way

ReaperJim ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 01:06:47 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Virgin shitty video game meme vs Chad hand drawn art

Nihilisov ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:05:15 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Especially when you dont even know the obscure anime game

Nmhnmhnmhnmhnmhnmh2 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 00:44:57 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That bulge tho

AlphaPooch ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:42:03 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I like to think of it as a 3rd butt cheek, but to each their own

MidnightCladNoctis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:27:46 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The front butt if you will

InfiniteJW4 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 03:40:09 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

5 Chads*

GeekTrollMemeCentral ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:03:35 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And the McVirgins

pod2x4 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:48:31 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's all over for beefcels

BenUFOs_Mum ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:07:34 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is five guys in the US as stupidly over priced as it is in the UK?

TheGidofter ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:32:16 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's expensive, but great. So I don't mind that much.

BenUFOs_Mum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:38:54 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In the UK you're looking at ยฃ15 for burger, fries and drink, it's nice but honestly if I'm paying that much for a burger it needs to be pretty special.

IAmTotallyNotHere ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:46:25 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

US its much less i guess. Fries, drink, and burger are about 12 bucks. 15 if you get the large one maybe.

BenUFOs_Mum ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:47:57 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That seems much more reasonable, it's annoying going to America it seems so many fast-food joints are way cheaper over there, they just swap dollars for pounds a lot of the time

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:01:12 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's why they are all fat though

TheGidofter ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:00:54 on July 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oof but true

GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:56:49 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well the entire point of fast food is that it's cheap and fast. Guess your country didn't get the memo about the cheap part.

ShylosX ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:27:35 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The burgers are worse than cookout which is almost half the price for a meal.

TheGidofter ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:00:06 on July 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HEATHEN

ShylosX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:26 on July 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nah dog. Five Guys burgers are not good in terms of a quality per dollar value. Cookout blows it the fuck out of the water. Plus corndogs. The fries I concede are better at Five Guys.

ChubbyMonkeyX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:35:40 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s ridiculously overpriced.

zachisosum ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:07:27 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What state?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Cubemaster7 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:05:26 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Rhode Island

zachisosum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:19 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

South Kingstown :)

random-wander ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:26:50 on July 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is it strange I feel home town pride (live near uri)

HandsomeBagelBatch ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:41:16 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is 5 guys?

Doingle ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 05:54:47 on June 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Found the virgin

Bewbman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:16:14 on July 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So you drew this right?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:06 on July 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Peak Chad

random-wander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:49 on July 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whereโ€™s that fiver guys

BootyFista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:42 on August 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Found this

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Fern-ando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:15 on October 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

5 guys is better in every way.