Stimonk ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:08:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So there's a trend now in marketing foods to not even talk about the product and instead create ads so ridiculous and crazy that consumers will remember them.
The general idea is that as long as you remember the brand name and know roughly what it is - that's all that matters. You don't need to know anything more than it's gum and it's Sakeru brand.
When you go to buy gum, you will recall Sakeru and be far more likely to buy what you remember than something you haven't heard of.
Brand recall isn't new, but the notion of not telling your customers the advantage of your product and instead relying on utter randomness is very new (think puppymonkeybaby for mountaindew).
Theres a point though in my opinion where an ad gets so weird you almost don't remember the product because the ad was distracting. I never forgot the puppmonkeybaby thing but forgot it was a mountain dew ad until i read your comment because they barely mention mountain dew in the ad. I think oldspice has the perfect balance of being weird while still being about oldspice.
Stimonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:19 on April 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There is for sure - but the psst. the secret to marketing is repetition.
First you hate it, second you are annoyed by it, third you remember it and fourth it starts to grow on you. Buy the fifth and sixth time you might even bare it or dare I say like it.
Yeah that's highly romanticized, but it either hits the mark or doesn't. Old spice was original and literally created a new style of motion/video capture, so it was groundbreaking.
Puppymonkeybaby was weird for the purpose of being weird. It's a cheap gimmick, but it will go down as a memorable ad. Of course, the results show that it wasn't very successful from a sales perspective - they tried to extend the campaign, but it didn't resonate.
Not related, but I wanted to chime in on the top post to say that this product isn't gum. It's a gummy candy. You eat it. And it's fucking delicious. The green apple flavor is bomb.
Edit: It's the consistency of gushers. Looks like sour belts. Best part? Each piece is ridged for your pleasure. Just rip off a section and you can enjoy one piece 3 or 4 times over.
[deleted] ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 02:33:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I heard that, back in high school, early 2000s, this chick i used to know used to bring back Japanese gummies from some other state and it was fawking bomb!!!!!
blay12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I was a little confused when I saw that it was for ใใใใฐใ but was titled as a gum commercial.
For anyone who doesn't read Japanese, "Gum" like chewing gum is written ใฌใ (gamu, pronounced like gah-moo) while gummy candy is written (as it is here) as ใฐใ (gumi, pronounced like goo-mi).
Oh I am sure it does. It was segmented and a year is not a long time for a campaign of this scale. Sure they also did a lot of ooh print work too. And digital of course.
trznx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Could work on TV. It would be fragmented, but that in itself may be enough to pique interest watch the whole thing. Thus increasing their frequency and leading to sales. In theory. I would be curious to see how their sales are doing.
Long man understood that are Sakera Gummies are beautiful, no matter the length. That's why he reached out to touch the regular Sakura gummies as the groom reached out to touch his long one. True love knows no bounds.
He didnt do anything with her. You will notice that in the bed, the long gummy was still intact and unsplit, just as it was when the previous "episode" ended and she was holding her mouth open.
Basically it implies he opened the gummy, but then left when she started coming on to him
I wondered about this too, but in addition to what u/taranaki said, I think the change in camera lighting (e.g. The soft edges, the bloom) implies it was Tooru 's imaginings of what transpired rather than what really happened.
He didn't actually know Chi-chan was Tooru-kun's girlfriend, and he did it to her to try to distract himself from his silly crush. But he wasn't satisfied.
Ok fair game then. But I have another gripe: WHY do the tracks auto-play, and after the long long man finished playing it automatically loaded and played a completely unrelated track! I hate autoplaying media!
It's the same as autoplay on YouTube. Soundcloud is kinda like YouTube but for music. Usually with better quality audio because as far as I know their encoder is not too lossy.
Hey, edited my comment to include a google drive link, which I think works? I have no idea how to do this; it's the first time I've ever uploaded anything.
ChulaK ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:35:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It'd be really gnarly if commercial mini series became a more common practice. Here's one, from Asia, that really caught my attention. It aired a few years back.
catagris ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 20:20:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So umm can I get that car in the US?
i3k ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 20:48:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It'll cost alot. Can anyone in the car industry tell me why these aren't sold in the US? I'm sure there's a sizable maeket for this, and scion did sell the XB in North America.
Someone educate me.
igdfr ยท 287 points ยท Posted at 20:57:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It has a 660cc engine, and makes about 60hp. You will struggle to go 70mph, and the durability in a crash is questionable. You will get run over, and that Ferd Fteenthousand won't even notice.
Elfer ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 21:24:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ugly as butt and reliable as USPS, a Fiat or a Mini Cooper would fit your bill.
I'm in a city that you need to drive. Got one for 5k and some straws from micky Ds. People sell them pretty cheap too.
Plus fiats post 2012 are Mexico made, so no real big import taxes on parts like when they where made in Europe. But since that's only 6 years, it's harder to find a local shop where they can do real work, the stealership has seen me a couple times. I'm kidding about the USPS thing, I've put ~10k miles on it, now at 76k miles total and the only things that have gone are the alternator and an ignition coil (unsure if ignition coil replacing is part of regular maintenance like spark plugs). Those hurt a bit, but all in labor from the dealership, parts were jellybean. That's why I say find a local shop.
Also Honda fits, they're great but $. If you wanna go crazy get a smart car
Lastly, their are hardshell bike covers that make you bike more car like (powered amenities, window, roof, lights)
toleran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have a Honda fit and love it. Cheap basic reliable car with more space than you'd expect. People are always surprised when I load a ton of shit in it without an issue.
I work at a rental company and have driven bajillions of Fiats and mini coopers, and I can say with absolute certainty that those are about the least reliable cars you could suggest a person buy lol. Maybe next to our Land Rover discoverys or Alfas, they are always giving us the most trouble.
It's not that much smaller/less powerful than my VW Up (which is also not sold in the US), so there's no reason it's not durable or can't make motorway speeds. America has a decided preference for large cars & trucks though, which I suppose comes out of not having to park in the postage stamps we call parking spaces over here.
That's not true. They're specifically known for their winding mountain passes as like 70% of Japan is covered in mountains. They're sold there because highway speed limits are low and they don't have much room in cities obviously so people are taxed by car size/weight/displacement.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:15:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
AFAIK, US regulations are way more lenient than say regulations in Europe. You can basically take a soapbox car to the streets, whereas in Europe everything from the color of your signal light to the exhaust emission is regulated.
I worked as a design engineer for Honda from 08-14 and you absolutely cannot just sell whatever car you want in the US. There are regulations that get as nitpicky as the radius on plastic parts on the dash so that in the event that you aren't wearing a seatbelt and the airbag doesn't go off and your head slams into the radio, you will not be excessively injured. There is literally a test that fires the head of a crash test dummy into various spots on the dash of the car and measures for G-forces. The US also requires knee bolsters which are additional structural components behind the dash that stop the driver from just slamming forward uncontrollably if they don't have a seatbelt on. EU regulations actually don't allow them since you are supposed to be wearing a seatbelt and if you have your seatbelt in it renders them pretty much useless, but in the US they have to have them. This one feature alone makes US and EU cars each fail the other's regulatory requirements and is just one of many cases where vehicles that might look identical between countries have numerous hidden changes to pass regulation.
definitely not true.
the DOT regulates the durability & color of lenses among many, many other things in America.
and on top of that the evaporative emissions system requirements we have here in America certainly do not exist in Japan. if they did then you wouldn't have to wait for a car to be 25years old before you can import it from Japan.
They're called Kei cars and you can only import Kei cars that are over 25 years old in the US (you can import practically ANY car to the US as long as it's at least 25 years old).
Under 25 years old, driving a Kei car on US roads will be next to impossible. Customs probably won't even let you take delivery.
Fullwit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:01:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Any reason for that rule?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:17:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mainly economic protectionism of the US auto industry.
Partially, because they're hilariously unsafe (although they've gotten safer over the years.) Kei-trucks are death-traps, and non-truck kei cars aren't much better. They're great for running around on surface roads in Japan, but in the US they'd easily be the most dangerous motor vehicles on the road, partially due to their size, lack of crumple zones, and gas tank and filling nozzle behind the rear axle.
On Japanese roads where the fastest you'll go (except for expressways) is 50 mph (and that's 1.6 times the standard speed limit) they're not that dangerous - and on most kei-cars you'll be running almost flat out to get up to that speed. I have a Daihatsu Tanto, and getting it up to ~100 kmh (60 mph) on the expressway means holding it just shy of the redline, and good luck when the road tips up-hill.
Fullwit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:56:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I meant the 25 years rule. It seems like it would be just as unsafe(if not more) after 25 years.
That rule is silly US protectionism to prevent private importation, although it does keep a fair few cars that aren't safe for US roads out as well. Really, it protects the dealer system in the name of "safety," - it really just makes it incredibly expensive to import a car in to the US after 21/25 years is up. For example, CA has it's own rules as well that just make it longer (delay) and more expensive (testing etc) for cars from abroad "not licensed for importation to California."
Live in Korea and had their small 1l engine car - they have their backwheels over the rear axle, you will die in a crash. there is no way to make that kind of thing pass safety tests. It (the Kia Morning/Picante) got high crash ratings in the UK, but that's because they have tests for a city car, and don't have to plan on an F-350 diesel t-boning you. But also they're not geared for the US highway system. They're "city cars" meant to get high mileage. I drove it on the interstate system, but at 60mph, the engine was 3700 rpm. at 70, 4200rpm. now, I did that routinely, and the car never broke down or ever had any problems. But I think the american marketplace would have trouble accepting a car that isn't a swiss army knife in terms of it being "designed for the city." Also, in the states I knew a 300lbs friend from a job I had during university (got that way after univ) and she had a really small car (kia rio, like a late 90s) and always complained about its alignment. She was always taking it to get it aligned, and she told us she wanted to lemon law it because it wouldn't drive straight. The thing is, when she got in it, you could see the alignment of the wheels changing and the car would list. Its just hard to make a small car like that for the american market because of so many factors. As an american who grew up with an '88 Trans Am and had all kinds of big healthy american cars, I'd say my Kia Morning was the best, most fun to drive car I've ever owned. It always started, even when it was old, and had hundrends of thousands of kilometers on it. just a fantastic, simple car. You can buy the Kia Picante(morning) in Mexico though, and then drive it back. Korean car bonus is they drive on the right side of the road.
Isnt' there a common equivalent to the tall, big, ugly, cargo, box car, meant for families in America like, i don't know, the Citroen Balingo in Europe.
Kei cars exist because of a quirk in japanese tax and emissions laws. They have tiny 660cc engines and are made to very strict dimensional limits to fit within those laws. Its impressive what they can fit given those laws but they are a highly compromised design. They are unstable and very very slow. You are better with a small crossover or hatchback. They will fit the same stuff, can actually drive highway speeds and aren't death traps. The Smart car had to redesigned to fit within kei regulations for the japanese market.
It's basically a narrower, 600cc, version of the Honda Element (which was sadly discontinued in 2011).
K2TheM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Look for a first generation Scion Xb. It's the closest thing you're gonna get in the sates. Other options might be the Honda Element and the Nissan Cube.
I had both a scion xb and a honda element(i have the element currently)
The element is basically the wake. You can take out the back seats as well for a fuck load of room, and the theres no carpet in the car so you can wipe down everything or hose it down if you wanted.
Barring exceptional circumstances, you can't import foreign cars (that don't have an exact US equivalent) that are newer than 25 years. Past that point anything's fair game.
ai-sac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Look for kei vans that are 25 years old or older. Then it falls under classic car laws and can be imported. That's how I got my skyline
LauraVi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It looks stupid as hell, but I can see it being versatile. I kinda want it...
[deleted] ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 21:26:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Cars below a certain size get tax advantages in Japan, and the manufacturers try to make the most out of the limited dimensions, that's why it looks so weird and boxy.
Yep. I used to drive a Suzuki WagonR when I lived up in Northern Japan. Boxy kei cars are really practical for most situations... except I did have to turn off the air conditioning on some of the more mountainous roads
Wow, ads that remember each one before it and accumulate knowledge, and effect a change or resolution in a main character? Note American TV: they don't pretend viewers are made of vegemite
Its also absolutely adorable which transcends language! And as long as some people enjoy it i wouldn't call it completely pointless. Why you gotta be a dick about it though?
Elfer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That amount of space would be dope for outdoorsy stuff, but I feel like it would get tipped over by wind on the Rocky Mountain highways.
looks like a Kia Ray. They're city cars, and not really going to take driving 100kph for hours. They can do it, but they're geared for city driving. Stateside we can get the (slightly bigger) Kia Soul, though.
Fun fact: they never claimed it cured headaches. People just assumed it must have a use, and decided that since it was applied to the forehead, it must be for headaches. It is, after all, just wax in a tube.
god damn it. I fucking know. I saw as i was closing the post thread that i'd misspelled it. And thought fuck it i'm not going back to edit it, it's really not fucking important. No one will probably even read the comment anyway.
Qapiojg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The problem is, they only played the first half of the ad and never the last half. So the only thing anyone ever knew was that head-on was applied directly to the forehead, nobody knew what it was for or anything like that without looking it up.
Placebo is a hell of a drug. I'm not saying it didn't work for you because placebo really is a hell of a drug but it certainly wasn't the active ingredients doing anything for you.
Yeah, this makes me really mad when watching something on hulu. I'm already paying for this shit! I don't want to see your stupid cheese or your hideous car!
No he's arguing that not all shows get removed ads. I can think of "New Girl" off the top of my head that isn't ad free on hulu even with the upgraded plan.
But honestly, the point still stands. The thing I like comes with a very small requirement which I don't like, so I'll just take it.
aniaran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:46 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Correct. So the consumer isn't being properly served by the available market. Either they can offer a plan that actually does provide the service he desires or not get paid at all. Doesn't seem that complicated to me.
Either they give him what he wants the way he wants it or he steals it. Not complicated, I agree. I never said it was complicated.
Itโs immoral, but itโs not complicated.
Normally, the โnot get paid at allโ option would mean that the consumer doesnโt get the product. In this case, they steal it.
aniaran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:38 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think at this point we're going to start getting into the more philosophical aspects of this argument. The morality of these situations has been rather gray for a while now, largely because of the nature of the "theft."
It used to be that if one stole a product the original owner was directly harmed by the act. Any more and that's not really the case. Yes a theoretical sale was denied but in no way was the original owner harmed unless one chooses to believe that every download equates to a lost sale or lost revenue.
Iโve heard all the arguments and they all come down to someone getting something without giving what the owners of the thing ask for.
In this case, the people who own the thing say that if you want to consume it, you have to watch a commercial before and after it (if you keep watching after).
If a person doesnโt think itโs worth it, then they shouldnโt consume the work. Not gray at all.
aniaran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:32 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's fair, and your opinion, but many seem to disagree.
Given that no actual harm is being done to the individuals owning the IP in question other than a theoretical lost sale that market forces have already dictated is not at a saleable point given the alternatives, it seems to me there's some room for debate as to whether it's right or wrong.
There's been at least a few studies done that have shown that proper availability and pricing is fantastic and crushing piracy, but you're never going to stop everybody. By and large those people who refuse to accept what almost everyone else views as okay are never going to be a sale in the first place I'd imagine, so I don't really see it as harming the IP owner at all, therefore morally ambiguous. Then again I think the entire concept of IP and copyright is fascinating given how it effectively means a huge swathe of goods sold over the last decade or two are actually just leases and true ownership hasn't been applicable for quite a while.
Sure, many people seem to disagree. I mean, as I said, I've heard all the arguments. I know that some people disagree. People disagree with practically everything anyone thinks about anything. Is property theft? Is taxation theft? Whatever your answer, many people seem to disagree.
it seems to me there's some room for debate as to whether it's right or wrong.
And... I disagree. Or, whatever, sure, debate. But as I said, I've heard the other side of the debate and nothing I've heard persuades me that people should ignore the wishes of the people creating the stuff.
If I make something and I don't want you to have it without paying for it, I think that's my right. You don't get to decide whether it hurts me or not for you to just take it.
"I was never going to buy it, so you've lost nothing," doesn't seem to make the creators happy. If it doesn't make them happy, then I say that it's immoral to just do it anyway. Others disagree. Ok.
Have you seen the Cadbury Easter Egg commercial? They've been airing the same damn commercial since 1992. I saw it several times this season, it's barely in standard definition.
I still love those. They grew on me, it only took 15 years. If a product wants to commit like that, go ahead.
Tangent: I miss the double mint gum commercials.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:09:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That can explain why my local Kia dealership still does that shit despite me leaving 1-star reviews all over the place and responses from them to please email or call the manager.
bl1y ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:54:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Here's some shit from McDonald's. Switch to Verizon. Farmers bumbumbumbumbumbumbum. UFC is doing something. Buy an Audi. Something about managing finances you don't have. Something about managing a disease you don't have. Here's some shit from McDonald's. Switch to Verizon. AMC has a new show about a ship.
Negan: "I'm gonna REALLY kill Rick the Prick this time!"
Stay tuned for a special preview of next week's The Walking Dead. Here's some shit from McDonald's.
I am still surprised when old commercial slogans come out of my mouth as a "joke" in certain situations even 10+ years after last watching the commercial.
They are programming mental reflexes into your brain, and it earns them billions.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The goddamn Samsung S9 ads during March Madness. Holy fuck.
bokan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The point of advertising isnโt to consciously convince you of anything, or even to up your opinion of a product, necessarily.
Advertising is designed to capitalize on the mere exposure effect (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere-exposure_effect), in which simply being exposed to something more makes you increase your estimation of that thingโs stature. And also the availability heuristic: when you go to buy something of type X, rather than considering all alternatives, you will end up considering brands you can recall.
Ads legitimately have an effect even if you arenโt consciously paying them any mind. You have to actually close your eyes and plug your ears to escape them.
jmz_199 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean this doesn't have anything to do with what he's saying, this ad entertaining or not is still gonna be shown like an ad, interrupting your favorite show
Ok is it my imagination or do some of these commercials in America start out with a bang or chime that has had the volume jacked up excessively? Whoever came up with that idea should be stuck in a room where those sounds play every time they start to doze off. Or wake up. Or fucking breath or blink or consider their existence.
nigborg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'll call now.
ds612 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This whole ad is around 7 minutes. The same amount of ad time in a 30 minutes show. Show it throughout the 30 minute show. That way you get the whole story after you watch your show.
C-4-P-O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
it's about long term brain washing. The accumulative affect of watching the ad over and over is the end goal. I think some "good commercials" realize they won't get a lot of air time, so they are more enjoyable in the short term, seen only a few times
I was starting to worry I must watch TV more than the average person because advertisers would not rotate the same add so heavily that it would annoy the average person.
Your comment alleviates some of that concern!
Vrse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think it is more to drive their brand name into your subconscious so you go straight to their product when you need it.
I love Japanese commercials. I'll just watch them for the hell of it sometimes
Edit: a few people are showing me their favorites, so I'll just say I love the Nissin ones. They're always super weird. The Chocoball ones are great. I also love the Dole Banana ones!!
Japanese advertising budgets are higher than the US and they offer ludicrous money for Hollywood actors to come do stuff. Throw in the fact that pre-internet or in the early days of the internet pretty much no one at home was ever going to see them and it's an easy sell.
I think commercials are ridiculous especially when they try to have a famous person recommend something like that's supposed to be an expert opinion. The way Arnold was crushing those noodles though.. I'm microwaving some cup noodles right the fuck now.
Mitrix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:58:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe, but he's still all over Japan on BOSS coffee ads.
I'm pretty sure there's also a series with Arnold advertising an energy drink of some sort. They're pretty amazing. They involve a scrawny dude getting into a bad situation and drinking the energy drink and turning into Arnold.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
27 videos?! Shit, he loves Japan. I had no idea.
JDenzil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're not lying. "I have a great idea! Lets make the main character of our commercial a totally annoying idiot, it will be hilarious!" They probably view their customers that way and think they will relate with them.
Xet ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:44:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've noticed that ads meant to be viewed by adults are often presented like they're talking to children. It's fucking weird.
IICVX ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:10:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's because at this point, adults who watch ads on television are primarily the ones who can't figure out Netflix or TiVo.
That's a pretty specific target demographic.
Posid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:30:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't watched ads for years unless linked to them, was shocked at the amount of people complaining about ads in here.
It's pretty damn easy to avoid ads if you don't want them.
Like every commercial for a cleaning product where the poor, stupid man is too simple to figure out how to clean a toilet, but lo, along comes his savvy wife who knows everything about cleaning because she has a vagina, and she's got a new miracle product that's so cleverly designed that even a man, with all his shortcomings, can now clean the toilet. Then she smiles and shakes her head at him in a totally not condescending way, "oh, you!".
I think the bigger issue is that you have to watch the same commercial so many times. If you had to watch the commercials in this video 40 more times I bet you wouldn't find them as interesting or funny.
Some commercials are OK the first time I see them, the problem is you'll have to watch them again and again until they aren't funny anymore.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. I think it would make a huge impact. However I can't see anyone spending more on an entire campaign/series of commercials right now with the amount of people who cut the cord or DVR.
Evacuate da citeh. Engage all defanses. And get dis mon a marketing job
3irhead ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 21:23:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's the thing I hate about american programming... the ads are soooo dull. It's not as bad in other countries, but USA, I dunno man, they just wanna tell you about medications and lawsuits.
Posid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:31:19 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's because when you see foreign commercials, you see the fun ones. No one links you the shit commercials.
"Grass is always greener" and all that.
3irhead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:31:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm actually in a different country and vacation to the US frequently. Generally commercials are annoying, but seriously, US TV takes it to the next level for the most part.
I remember a few decades ago when funny commercials with dumb jokes started becoming a mainstream thing, you'd get a dumb laugh out of it and it wasn't so bad. But then it shows up every 5 minutes for years and years, and you realize that everything gets old.
You say that, but everyone can quote it instantly to the point where there are reddit comment chains repeating the script. We complain about these ads but they're doing their job of staying in our minds.
quiznoes ad was like that. funny, but they overdid it by buying every ad slot, so each commercial break that annoying ad came up. once a day would have been good, get a nice laugh and move on.
You'd think this, but I find the commercials trying to be funny even more annoying when replayed a billion times. Turns out commercials are always annoying
Sometimes I think that it's just a ploy to troll you by making it as annoying as possible and interrupting at the worst time as well. It's like, "haha you just got ad spammed!" (Jingle plays that turns into an earworm)
I just sat there willingly watching a gum advert. I'm still happy and would 10/10 watch again.
If all adverts were made in to mini series like this i'd actually look forward to watching the adverts and most likely disable my adblocker (Until a pop up blocker was installed)
This is an example of the perfect commercial campaign. Not only is it entertaining, the product is an integral part of the entertainment, making sure your remember product being advertised, instead of just the entertaining parts of the commercial.
Woah there. Boeing and Ratheon and large pharmacy companies and the oil industry need to buy ad placements on news channels so that no one reports honestly about them.
It's not about having a creative process, or even selling to customers. It's about paying for protection.
Gold Blend (UK) and Taster's Choice (US) did a very similar series in the 90's. Both series starred Anthony Stewart Head of Buffy fame. I can't find the complete series on YouTube, but here's one of the US commercials.
Yeah somehow it seems like they still haven't figured out that if you just make the ads entertaining, people will seek them out. Make better ads and ppl will not complain about them.
The interesting thing is that entertaining ads don't really tend to sell more product. Advertisements that simply state the benefits/features of a product along with an incentive (this gum is longer and is on sale) actually sells more products than advertising as entertainment.
Entertaining ads may have people talking about the content or referencing it to their friends, but it does not seem to actually make them anymore likely to go out and buy the damn thing, which is the entire point of advertising....to sell things and make money.
ec20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have this weird dislike of fan fiction because it's all made up. Doesn't matter what happens, I'm like "well it's all wishful thinking anyways" but somehow it feels like the original fiction actually happened
Interestingly enough, I've seen a lotplentysome practically no of circumcised Japanese cock in uncensored JAV. Also seen some in censored, but it's harder to tell.
Printing a retraction. Upon further examination, the ones I thought were Cc were just thin-skinned and surprisingly immobile.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:26:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I know it can, but the foreskin must have been super thin then. Hold on, I'll see if I can find a source. Maybe I just transposed the image of a circumcised one onto it while watching.
Atario ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:54:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The dude made a point about there being a double entendre. Said double entendre pertained to foreskins. I failed to recognize this myself since I was circumcised at birth and thus have no foreskin. I am bitter about this and as such chose to state my frustration without using any vulgar language. Now grow up, as is you are clearly too sensitive to be on any public forum in what I had said offended you in any way.
kataura ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:18:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just me and my ๐daddy๐, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฆgummies!๐ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I chew them!๐ฆ I slurp them!๐ฆ I swallow them whole๐ฆ ๐ It makes ๐daddy๐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 gummy๐ฆ, 2 gummy๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 gummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4u๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐daddy's๐ ๐princess ๐but I also love sakeru! ๐ He makes me feel squishy๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐
"not until we're married??" Where were those ethics when you were banging it out with LONG LONG in your apartment?
edit: Looking back that scene ended where LongLong was looking at her with her mouth open waiting for a kiss/standing bj. Next scene the bf comes home and sees the gum on the bed.
The rest of the glow filter sex scene was simply a fantasy the bf concocted through his jealous imagination. We only assume it took place because we don't know the twist yet. In reality, she awkwardly bought his candy and rubbed one out while thinking of him.
In conclusion: directors are smart and LongLong is a hopelessly romantic saint.
fleetber ยท 365 points ยท Posted at 21:55:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They weren't banging it out...he was just filling her mouth with gum
As handsome as he was in those commercials, many ladies (and a few gents) have assured me he was at his hottest when singing "Behind Blue Eyes" on an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Nescafรฉ Gold Blend ads in the UK were he same, made Anthony Head famous before the TV Buffy series. Although I thought he got the girl in the UK version.
The article you linked kinda flies in the face of what /u/tantouz said. It suggests that they ended up shitcanning the series because people were too focused on the drama and not enough on the product.
Some site created a rather ... disturbing end for one of these coffee dramas. Something about a brother coming back from being overseas. Sorry I don't have a link, but it was totally unexpected ... and hilarious.
I closed it at one point thinking it was over and I was only a 3rd of the way through it. After reading the comments on here I went back and watched the whole thing.
Made me think of that series of rap songs that came out like 6 or so years ago. They were fairly short, but there were like 30 of them and each one ended in a crazier cliffhanger. I think Weird Al did a parody of them.
First minute: This is fucking dumb.
Second minute: Okay, I'm listening.
Third minute: Chi-Chan, you bitch!
Fourth minute: Okay, they are going to make it.
Fifth Minute: Hilarious, confirmed Japan is still weird as fuck.
Ending: Long long maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!
Krispyz ยท 2898 points ยท Posted at 19:46:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
zgh5002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or the lessons I learned
Zacmon ยท 237 points ยท Posted at 21:05:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I got chills when the 'VS' became an ampersand. The snaking lines and the chime sealed the deal. Most anime seasons don't provide that kind of closure.
kirun ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 21:11:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Most anime seasons are a 12 episode ad to buy the manga/novels to get your closure.
Thank god everyone's favorite fan service is back in a few days after a couple years hiatus and on track. Everyone needs some more devil/angel/dragon action.
avilang ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:06:30 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to my life, is the reason i do not watch most airing anime anymore, do not string me along if you are not going to provide closure. What happened to the days of CLAMP? Thank god for studios like Madhouse.
I lost it there because I watch a ton of asian dramas and dying from an incurable disease is such an overused plot device. This entire commercial series is basically one giant parody of asian dramas.
There will be at least one person in the thousands of people you casually pass that has seen this video. The world is smaller than you think.
A few years back I was a WWE fan, and was particularly into The Hurricane, and I was trying to get through a huge crowd of carts in an aisle in the grocery store so I imitated the first part of his tagline: "STAND BACK!!
And halfway across the store another guy looked up and shouted 'THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!'
And the wrestler had only been on the air like twice at that point.
chabaz ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 21:13:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's a whole world of youtube videos of people serenading animals, it's amazing!
Have you seen the one with the guy who serenades cows with his trombone?
It's based on a small segment in the Rick and Morty show called Interdimensional Cable. It's cable TV from every conceivable reality so it get's pretty odd and abstract. A video like this just gives off that vibe.
H4zyn ยท 583 points ยท Posted at 17:46:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh No!!! "๐ตLonnnnnnnnnnng Maaaaaaaaaan๐ถ" is going to be stuck in my head all day now! Side note: hilarious post ๐
shark649 ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 19:18:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you mean long.... long.... maaaaannnnn itโs the double long I got stuck
Wingser ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:31:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I avoid radio like the plague because 50% of my idle brain these days is just repeating jingles for products that were discontinued in 2012 yet I somehow still remember them
I don't know anything about this particular product, but I'm fairly sure it's not gum in the western sense. In Japan it is taboo to take food out of your mouth, so chewing gum isn't really a thing. This is likely a gummi candy, similar to hi-chew, if anyone actually knows what it is, I'd love to be corrected.
Lmao tbf a ton of manga is jut Japanese artists trying to incorporate Western culture with Japanese culture. I always saw things like chewing on straw or spitting out watermelon seeds as an attempt at that
b95csf ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:14:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chewing gum is absolutely a thing there. Certainly not as popular as it is in the US, but I think that has more to do with how terrible the quality is there than any cultural issue.
Isnโt that what the wrappers are for? All good gum comes with it and thatโs been true since 2007 at the latest.
m1nty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What are you talking about, have you never been to a convenience store or supermarket? They always have gum in the candy section and near the registers. They have the pieces of paper/small post-its in the containers to discard of the gum too
I thought this was pretty cool when I lived there for half a year.
I bought a container of clorets gum and was confused for a second when I found little post-it notes inside.
But sometimes chewing a lot of gum is awesome! Have you ever just taken a huge bite out of one of those Hubba Bubba bubble tapes? It's as sacrilegious as biting across all 4 Kit-Kats instead of breaking them apart, but it's oh so satisfying.
Yeah, she says "gummy", and after her bf catches her with Long Long Man, he tries to stretch out the gummy.
That sounds really weirdly tasty. There's an Asian junk food vendor with a lot of imported sweets (he had the creme brulee kit kats!) near me and I might drop by to get some of these....
Kinda reminds me of the fruit loops commercials they ran for like 5 years straight. Tucan Sam and his sons were trying to find new flavors by sailing away or some shit. Every like 6 months they'd fine a flavor and it'd be the new addition.
That's the only series commercial similar to this I've seen in the US
I like this Hearthstone one a lot: https://youtu.be/CodP4SAQiKY I have to imagine ads like these would do really well in the west. They would stand out from all the mundane ads and people would talk about them.
What if thats what all Japanese people think about their crazy adverts?
And what if the Japanese find that American Hearthstone advert unbelieveably funny?!!
I'm blowing my own mind here!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Like anything from one's own culture it can come off as mundane quite often. Though these days I really appreciate quirky British advertising, US style advertising has pervaded the UK and I'm not fond of it at all.
Assuming you're familiar with Diablo; Heroes of the Storm (aka HOTS) is Blizzard's LoL/DOTA clone with all their properties and some unique twists. Deckard Cain has been half-jokingly looked forward to for years.
I never played Heartstone either lol! Just here from /r/all
Honestly though I played WoW for 10 years and I know Blizzard makes great stuff. I've never played Overwatch, Heroes of the Storm, or Heartstone, but I would bet good money that they are all fantastic.
Just....why. Why does that exist? Why did someone write it? Why did someone direct it? Why did someone pay for it? And why did they decide to run it? Who are these people making bad decisions?
For anyone wondering what the song in that commercial is it's Air in D Major by Bach. One of the most hauntingly beautiful pieces of all time in my opinion.
Huh. I personally don't watch that type of thing, so it would have to be something else. You know what? Now that I think about it, it might have been a different song I'm thinking of that was in Battle Royal.
yeah uhh I don't watch that kind of thing either my friend showed it to me and I thought it was really gross like who would watch that "hentai" stuff like it's so weird cartoon girls and stuff, no thanks, not for me, no hate if other people do it but that's just not me, only my friend does that and he is weird so yeah, none of that stuff for me
Oddly enough you can look up Bach on myanimelist Only one I could possibly recall would be Neon Genesis, and I'm pretty sure they used the original. It'll come to me at some point.
My favorite is still he series of short commercials for Tarako pasta sauce. https://youtu.be/4QUrM0kJkjc. Cuteness and weirdness overload at the same time.
a lot of guys lie about their gum length, for example, a trick that guys with shorter gums do to make their gum look longer is stack up all their short gums in a row.
These specific ones, probably not outside of an specialty asian store. Other similar ones would be something like HiChew which Iโve seen at CostCo though those arenโt long and thin.
Really? Did you forget the old spice stuff? While not episodic they sure had an impact that seemed absurdist and borrowed a bit from some Japanese commercials
this is by far one of the greatest things i've seen. i haven't checked how long the video was and it got just way better every moment. for more than 6 minutes.
2 things:
1. Who has the ringtone for this? I need to add this to my wifeโs phone for when I call/text her.
2. I wasnโt ready for this emotional rollercoaster.
This is an example of the perfect commercial campaign. Not only is it entertaining, the product is an integral part of the entertainment, making sure your remember product being advertised, instead of just the entertaining parts of the commercial.
This is so fucking incredible. If every commercial was done in a story fashion like this, I would actually pay attention to them. Now I need to order me some of that long man gum!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad I live in a time where I can experience both from the comfort of my home.
Tbf experiencing Japan from the comfort of Japan is definitely worth the experience.
Just don't do a me and get so drunk you fall asleep on a train for 2 hours waking up back where you started with some very bewildered Japanese people staring at you.
Holy shit what a good commercial!! Someone actually brought these into work one time and I thought they had a weird texture, but fuck this commercial just convinced me to buy a box and send them to my girlfriend!
god damn, the Japanese really know how to make these kinds of absurd adverts where the story gets gradually absurder. One of my all-time favourites is the 7up time traveller.
At first I was like this is funny. Then it got a bit too ridiculous. Then I was captivated. When I saw I had 3 minutes left I knew I was really watching something special.
Wow... I will never get that time back..... but it was well worth it... I haven't seen a long... long... commercial like that in a long... long... time.
This is amazing. Having this many short ads interconnected actually makes the viewer want to see the next, and therefore not immediately be weary when they see the ad begin, interrupting whatever else they were doing. Also, fantastic plot twist. Also, it there more?
This 6 minute, 11-part Japanese gum commercial tells a better story than most hour long, 12 episode TV series. It is incredibly structured, with a better twist at the end than The Usual Suspects. Featuring an actress reminiscent of a Japanese Audrey Tautou.
Why did I watch the entire thing? Why was I on the edge of my seat wishing to know how this romantic tragedy unfolds? Why was it so enrapturing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speights in NZ had an ongoing commercial series with 2 sheep farmers that was classic.
Also they had an excellent commercial series in the 80's for the Toyota hilux featuring the adventures of Crumpy and Scotty.
Fucking fantastic, this shit had a stellar narrative. Yeah i'd buy whatever that fucking thing was, because this is how ad dollars should be spent. Shit was hilarious and gripping
xreyuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This will be the greatest thing I will have watched all week ๐ A+ plot
datChef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So initially I stopped watching after the first one, but then I came to the comments only to find out this was actually a several minute long ride into one of the strangest commercials I've seen. But it is a Japanese commercial, so I'm not sure why I'm surprised. Well done Japan.
lations ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bitch got her comeuppance in the end!
Long, long maaaaaaaaaaaan
diff2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The comments in this thread make me happy. I was unsure my ex gf was a thot or not, but it pretty much ended up just like the commercial except she got to live happily ever after with the guy.
Sucks that irl that bad people always win. While my life continues to get worse and worse, and I'm not a bad person.. Makes me wanna just become a bad person so I can be happy too.
In a country where everyone speaks almost exclusively in Japanese, English sticks out and sounds cool and hip to the Japanese ear. I'm guessing it was chosen specifically to draw attention to the scene.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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So this is a commercial for the new type of Japanese Gummi candy, Sakeru Gumi. (ใใใใฐใ) Sakeru means โtear-ableโ, and Gumi means โGummi candyโ in English, by the way.
This brand differs from typical Gummis like Hariboโs Gummi Bears. Because it is a rather flat sheet of Gummi candy that you can actually tear it. The new, lengthier product featured in the commercial OP shared was released 8 months ago - so nothing new
Previously, this brand has renowned with a weird commercial series before this, already: a senior chairman making others confused, or getting in troubles with his tear-able Gummi candy.
https://youtu.be/-1raD6E6KPY (TV commercials where a senior confuses others)
https://youtu.be/u9NB2-99kLc (Web commercials where a senior gets into troubles)
Wow what a story......now I really wanna know how the candy tastes.
bimyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have eaten this gummy (btw it's a gummy/or gummy candy not a gum). It's not bad, but I prefer the other gummy a bit more. This one has a super artificial taste the "Pure" brand gummy is more my style. I would recommend these.
https://www.amazon.com/Karno-Gummy-Candy-Grape-Flavor/dp/B003ADH8NG
Why did they switch to English for long man? Wouldn't that alienate Japanese speakers? This isn't Germany where a majority of people speaking English also.
It's gummy candy as opposed to gum though, right?
Wow though, that was absolutely AMAZING.
I did not know what to think at first, but so worth the watch all the way through.
I'm not entirely sure. But doesn't Japan have a law that commercials should not be super direct and instead, should be more artistic and vague as possible?
Mythico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime the song started I kept hearing "Careless Whisper by George Michael" in my head even though I knew it wasn't the song.
It's actually not gum, it's a gummy candy. Unfortunately it's also the shittiest gummy candy I've ever had. :( bleh. Might have to try the long version though.. for.. science.....
You know all the weird emoji? Those are Japanese memes. They're so ingrained into pop culture that when they invented emoji, they included their memes.
Haha was just joking. Can't watch videos at work, but I can get away with it if they're super quick because at least that way it uses up less bandwidth.
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cydus ยท 4367 points ยท Posted at 17:50:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I need to know how long it took to air the whole thing.
Helix1337 ยท 7636 points ยท Posted at 18:43:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long long tiiiime.
Yeah_I_No ยท 1365 points ยท Posted at 18:58:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can.. can I watch it..?
[deleted] ยท 475 points ยท Posted at 19:02:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You shouldn't.
DeadHi7 ยท 257 points ยท Posted at 21:10:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's not the Jedi way
hobochomsky ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 21:36:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But he didn't watch just the long long maaaan, but the long long womeeeen, and long long childreeeen too.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 01:06:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen security footage of him, killing longlings
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:34:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You will be known as-
Darth long loonnngggg mannnnnnnn
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:16:41 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Emperor Longlatine
HunterTV ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 21:38:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chew it.
Monsterbug911 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:29:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chewing is a good trick
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Raaaaaaaaaaa
RisingBlackHole ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:50:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
General Grievous, you're longer than I expected
Brangus2 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:06:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
General Kenobi You are a long one
KatsuCurryCutlet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:46:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hel-long there
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:06:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[removed]
DeadHi7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
Goldeagle1123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:48:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Do it
ssdx3i ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamnit how did u sneak this in
DeadHi7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
With space magic of course.
freekfyre ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:40:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You must construct additional Pylons.
DeadHi7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:45:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're not my supervisor!
VitalNumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Pillarsofcreation99 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:14:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No ... But you can touch it
I_Smoke_Dust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can I touch it?
Zenith251 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This guy watched the whole long thing.
TheBasedTaka ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:51:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long LOOOONG ADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OldMcGroin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:41:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this.
Stimonk ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:08:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So there's a trend now in marketing foods to not even talk about the product and instead create ads so ridiculous and crazy that consumers will remember them.
The general idea is that as long as you remember the brand name and know roughly what it is - that's all that matters. You don't need to know anything more than it's gum and it's Sakeru brand.
When you go to buy gum, you will recall Sakeru and be far more likely to buy what you remember than something you haven't heard of.
Brand recall isn't new, but the notion of not telling your customers the advantage of your product and instead relying on utter randomness is very new (think puppymonkeybaby for mountaindew).
Jonesbt22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:01 on April 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Theres a point though in my opinion where an ad gets so weird you almost don't remember the product because the ad was distracting. I never forgot the puppmonkeybaby thing but forgot it was a mountain dew ad until i read your comment because they barely mention mountain dew in the ad. I think oldspice has the perfect balance of being weird while still being about oldspice.
Stimonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:19 on April 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There is for sure - but the psst. the secret to marketing is repetition.
First you hate it, second you are annoyed by it, third you remember it and fourth it starts to grow on you. Buy the fifth and sixth time you might even bare it or dare I say like it.
Yeah that's highly romanticized, but it either hits the mark or doesn't. Old spice was original and literally created a new style of motion/video capture, so it was groundbreaking.
Puppymonkeybaby was weird for the purpose of being weird. It's a cheap gimmick, but it will go down as a memorable ad. Of course, the results show that it wasn't very successful from a sales perspective - they tried to extend the campaign, but it didn't resonate.
judgejenkins ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 02:09:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're so wrong. Are you just very young?
Stimonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:19 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I suggest you do some reading or provide a rationale for why I'm wrong.
You can start here with - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brand_awareness
zoobalyzoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Looooooong Maaaaan
Robbsen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:17 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, what does it refer to? It's like it's on the tip of my tongue but I can't figure it out
MonsterMeowMeow ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Rong rong time...
RaindropBebop ยท 622 points ยท Posted at 23:43:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not related, but I wanted to chime in on the top post to say that this product isn't gum. It's a gummy candy. You eat it. And it's fucking delicious. The green apple flavor is bomb.
Edit: It's the consistency of gushers. Looks like sour belts. Best part? Each piece is ridged for your pleasure. Just rip off a section and you can enjoy one piece 3 or 4 times over.
[deleted] ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 02:33:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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protosliced ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 05:26:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Then they have won
GoggleField ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:53:19 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It also comes in yogurt flavor, just in case you were wondering.
bestattemptataname ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:27:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Something like AirHeads?
RaindropBebop ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:23:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Softer. And bursting with flavor. The Japanese don't fuck around when they make candy.
wendellTdo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:50:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I heard that, back in high school, early 2000s, this chick i used to know used to bring back Japanese gummies from some other state and it was fawking bomb!!!!!
TheExtremistModerate ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:35:30 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe I'll have to look for some in the Asian grocery stores around me.
MPair-E ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:06:03 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They look goddamn amazing. Sort of like sour belts (which are 10/10), only without the sour sugar powder.
willingfiance ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:41:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Where can I get it shipped to Europe?
blay12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I was a little confused when I saw that it was for ใใใใฐใ but was titled as a gum commercial.
For anyone who doesn't read Japanese, "Gum" like chewing gum is written ใฌใ (gamu, pronounced like gah-moo) while gummy candy is written (as it is here) as ใฐใ (gumi, pronounced like goo-mi).
NoRefund17 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:56:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol i was going to say this same thing. And yes, green apple is my favorite as well. ....sigh. Time to walk to conbini.
Empyrealist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:28:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You can eat gum too.
brightsunlight ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 23:57:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
According to a Google Translate of their website, it started airing in the summer of 2017.
Website: https://www.uha-mikakuto.co.jp/sakeru/
WWSJPD ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:55:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They say to this day the commercial still plays
DarkOmen597 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:30:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I am sure it does. It was segmented and a year is not a long time for a campaign of this scale. Sure they also did a lot of ooh print work too. And digital of course.
trznx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
but when did it end?
aznriptide859 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's one long bunny in the background.
whoissamo ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 20:23:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long long, maaaaaaaaaaan
mightytwin21 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:20:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was my first thought as well, this would be like two to three years worth of Geico commercials. Or maybe they ran pretty much at the same time.
CypressBreeze ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:33:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Am in Japan. Never seen this commercial.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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CypressBreeze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I especially like watching matsuko deluxe
DarkOmen597 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not yet
alexwoodgarbage ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:36:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Probably sequential based on views; if you watched one, your next trueview/preroll would be another in the series.
DarkOmen597 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Could work on TV. It would be fragmented, but that in itself may be enough to pique interest watch the whole thing. Thus increasing their frequency and leading to sales. In theory. I would be curious to see how their sales are doing.
Redbird9346 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:15 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If it were aired in the US, it'd probably be done during the Super Bowl. You know, one commercial during each break.
Sh1tthef0ckRamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:35 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted china buffet....... 2 min. in. FML
andrewmaxedon ยท 6058 points ยท Posted at 19:06:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Underrated detail: the long man wears a long tie and Tooru wears a bowtie.
ArcadeRoar ยท 644 points ยท Posted at 21:56:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Also, the back of his delivery jacket says "Long Distance."
InfiniteSpoons ยท 266 points ยท Posted at 22:23:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And the back of his tux at the wedding is so long it's trailing on the ground behind him like a wedding dress train
Neonfire ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 00:44:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
and if you look carefully, his gummy is long too!
kpurn6001 ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 02:23:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It is also implied that he has a long penis
demon_ix ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 09:15:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT?!? I TOTALLY MISSED THAT SUBTLE REFERENCE!
HouAngelesDodgeStros ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:12:19 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NANI?!?
wardrich ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 02:31:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And if you listen carefully, you can hear a man sing "Long, long, maaaaaaaaan" whenever he's in the scene.
Herr_Gamer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:37:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! This subtle detail blew my mind!
kecebongsoft ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:42:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Also, in the zoo, the elephant raises its leg when Long Long Man tear the gummy, you can see it in the background at 0:48.
Shortly after, when the girl is with him in her house, the girl raises her leg when Long Long Man tear the gummy at 1:57.
OramaBuffin ยท 994 points ยท Posted at 21:36:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How deep does the lore go??
Redhavok ยท 757 points ยท Posted at 21:48:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The books go much deeper
PointOfFingers ยท 383 points ยท Posted at 21:56:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In the books long man wears long shoe laces and Tooru wears velcro strips.
Redhavok ยท 217 points ยท Posted at 22:03:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah they ruined Tooru for me, but they did a great job with the Long Long Wedding
nobbert666 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:42:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i have nothing clever to add, i just wanted to verbally commend you for making me laugh
ButtmanAndRubbin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:49:32 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They cut out the entire Extra Medium man saga that really connects the lore together.
hotsavoryaujus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:48:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Pink Wedding.
Quest4TheWest ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 22:57:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't say you like the ads if you've never read the manga.
Kinteoka ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:01:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Grim8317 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:35:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Books?
willmcavoy ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 21:58:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer the manga myself
femstora ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 22:08:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call yourself a fan unless you read the doujinshi
IMSmurf ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:10:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call yourself a fan of the doujinshi if you haven't read the Indian smoke signals.
Grenli ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:24:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're not a true fan if you haven't read the Vietnamese cave paintings
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:41:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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The_CrookedMan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:37:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Scrub. I've already had my fan hentai/yaoi art featured on four different major porn websites
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:37:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Its too bad this commercial only adapted the first part of the manga.
Nbness2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:16:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
long long man-ga was really good. 10/10 i dont know why it doesnt have more exposure.
emptyhead416 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Came to say Manga something something.
MarumiW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:16 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Manga? Does it have it? Please send link XD
jojoga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Agm424 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:19 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
....
Now I'm not sure if your serious... But I'm too scared to ask.
ZiggyOnMars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Deep deep maaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!
ezone2kil ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:07:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As deep as Tooru can take the long man.
TheAmazingCoconut ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:56:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
as deep as Chi-Chan wanted
;)
Manzocumerlanzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:40 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We Need To Go Deeper
JurijFedorov ยท 1225 points ยท Posted at 21:17:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/AdDetails
funseeker909 ยท 611 points ยท Posted at 22:21:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was here when r/MovieDetails was formed and God damn it I'm going to be here when r/AdDetails is formed.
thourdor ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 22:55:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Witnessed
relevant__comment ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 23:09:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So shiny and chrome!
wererat2000 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:12:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mediocre!
crazymudman123 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:13:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Brass!
Loyalbluelake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:52:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bronze level unlocked!
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can i- touch it?
Gestrid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Everything is chrome in the future!
SpongegirlCS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:40:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
FUUUUUTTUUUUURRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
MEDIOCRE
_vrmln_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:46:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS ME
Sokonit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:10 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/u/funseeker909 will remember that.
LonelyRasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed.
lostandonpoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Witness!!!
thetgi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:14:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Same here, my long long friend
Letโs do it
jelect ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:23:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Subscribed, I'd like one friendship please
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:32:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It took less than a month before moviedetails got ruined. Today's top post is Stark calling Thor Point Break...
Llodsliat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:03 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Same. Make this thing happen!
Gestrid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Subbed.
murrax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I am not your witness, judge
The_Prophet_Muhammed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget about /r/tvdetails
DarkOmen597 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Neat! Just subbed to ad details too.
Silntdoogood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:35 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm honored to join you in witnessing the birth of a sub!
Xtroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was finally able to witness history
ilovepork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Both are just /r/facebook
alibyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:58 on April 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Same here
Manteam111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointed.
Tig0r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Give it time...
Foosemuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it'll soon turn into Raddetails
ShinyTyrone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:17 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing I know is that the shop in 3:32 is called Sunamo located in Tokyo. Thatโs it.
11010110101010101010 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This seriously looks like a great idea for a subreddit!
setfire3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was common that the groom wear bowtie and the attendees where long ties.
diddy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Stoopppp I can only get so erect
JurijFedorov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, did HailCorporate just get a new antagonist?
Rawket-Lawn-Chair ยท 225 points ยท Posted at 22:28:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Also it was Sakeru Gummy VS Long Sakeru Gummy until the end when it said Sakeru Gummy & Long Sakeru Gummy.
Edit: Thanks for spelling correction(s).
anwarunya ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:12:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long man understood that are Sakera Gummies are beautiful, no matter the length. That's why he reached out to touch the regular Sakura gummies as the groom reached out to touch his long one. True love knows no bounds.
ManStacheAlt ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:54:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Awwww <3
RedFoxRebellion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:47:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gets spelling correction, still spells it wrong.
purple_potatoes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*Sakeru
This_User_Said ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:34:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Usually commercials only have the 15 second story, this story continues for a long long tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime~! cue saxophone
fuckofflarry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:28:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
his orange jacket also says long distance on the back
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His bike messenger jacket says "Long Distance" on the back.
ryankearney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He has a long tie on in the 3rd ad where he's talking on the phone, so it's not very consistent.
2pactopus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah that'd be some sick foreshadowing if it was switched
soapgoat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
he isnt always wearing a bow tie, and he does wear a long tie in a few of the scenes
SorionHex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:10 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tooru was wearing a long tie when he was signing for the package near the end during the flashbacks. 5:44.
Tuguldurizm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:03 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Also theres text saying long distance on his back whens hes delivering the gum
shapu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long Long MAAAAAAN is also wearing the same necktie to the wedding that Tooru wore when he signed for the delivery.
NameNumber7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The back of the jacket long man wears says "long distance" too..
liamemsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:41 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not in the third commercial.
judokid78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In the end long man's tux had a tail so long that it never fell out of the limo.
FILTHY_GOBSHITE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The back of long long man's jacket says "long distance"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:46:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hehe
Sock-men ยท 6520 points ยท Posted at 18:31:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
She wasn't good enough for him anyway. Long Man can make him happy.
BigBasmati ยท 2160 points ยท Posted at 21:34:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's Long Long Man to you!
Nezzee ยท 1480 points ยท Posted at 22:18:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's Long Long MaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaan to you!!!
mimibrightzola ยท 669 points ยท Posted at 22:21:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*saxaphone solo plays
dobraf ยท 262 points ยท Posted at 23:02:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
CHI-CHAN!
ManStacheAlt ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 00:53:35 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thats THOT-CHAN to you!
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:30:56 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Its so lonnggggg
Foofnarr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:11:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's saxophone to you!
TrustMeIKnowThisOne ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:37:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Saaaaaa Xooooooo Phoooooo ooo ooo ooone!!!
Foofnarr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:41:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Saxomophone! Saxomophone!
beneye ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:34:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought - Careless whisper, George Michael
AlphabetDeficient ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-02-2015/nST303.gif
Gbcue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I kept thinking Careless Whisper would start playing.
obievil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:49:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I kept expecting it break into Careless whisper....
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:02:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
64-bit MaaaaAAAaaaan
viomonk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:31:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ท
teamchuckles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I got 10 bucks on this song becoming the r/youtubehaiku meme of the month.
Monsterbug911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!RedditSilver
How does this work? I do not know
jxy2016 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:38:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's LOOONG LOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaa NNN for you
LastSummerGT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:53:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's at least 64 bits of gum.
joshsg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0NYXcr4eq9M
919471 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 23:07:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I still need to know why Long Long Maaaaaaaaaaan gave in to Chi-chan if he was interested in Tooru to begin with.
KonigSteve ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 23:38:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
To split them up
alcabazar ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 01:49:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Long Long con
Atario ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:48:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Like the gum stripsโฆ
taranaki ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 13:59:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He didnt do anything with her. You will notice that in the bed, the long gummy was still intact and unsplit, just as it was when the previous "episode" ended and she was holding her mouth open.
Basically it implies he opened the gummy, but then left when she started coming on to him
Curve_of_Spee ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 14:36:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wondered about this too, but in addition to what u/taranaki said, I think the change in camera lighting (e.g. The soft edges, the bloom) implies it was Tooru 's imaginings of what transpired rather than what really happened.
arbitrageME ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:55 on June 28, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
then why did she oversleep the next day? was she having some alone time with long long thoughts?
81zuzJvbF0 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:58:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
it was his imagination.
Mikeataros ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:38 on April 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't actually know Chi-chan was Tooru-kun's girlfriend, and he did it to her to try to distract himself from his silly crush. But he wasn't satisfied.
MyNameCannotBeSpoken ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:44:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine if they had bubble tape. 16 feet of gum, her toes would have curled and head exploded.
TeamDanquan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:03:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
classic netori. >.<
From_Deep_Space ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:22:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long Man is long
5_sec_rule ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 20:15:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Chi Chan
_IratePirate_ ยท 272 points ยท Posted at 21:49:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-Chan got what she deserved. I was very pleased with the ending.
PresidentDonaldChump ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 23:01:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was a crazy ride. I laughed. I cried. I got angry. But it was a satisfying ending.
redditor4258 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 00:03:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The ending made the whole thing worth it for me. I chuckled a couple times but the ending had me rolling.
Furrocious_fapper ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:29:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought she was dying?
TaintTickle86 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 01:56:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
She's not dying it was an act.
They didn't translate that part for some reason. Her portly friend was like "why would you put on such a monkey act?"
RainBroDash42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. I loved the ending. "Can I.. touch it?"
merpes ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 01:17:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-chan is dying! You can't expect her to act rationally.
Abestar909 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:00:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was an act. Chichan is a liar.
Mindless_Consumer ยท 635 points ยท Posted at 20:42:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
She's a terrible women.
Seinfelds-van ยท 384 points ยท Posted at 21:44:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's ok. She will be dead soon.
Madrun ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 21:56:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking kangaroos.
Ol_Rando ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:33:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fire ze missiles!
UnclePatche ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:45:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But I am le tired..
Ololic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:07:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't worry I'll pretend you did" โ Hawaii
PenXSword ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I lol'd harder than I should have. I think I broke something. Good show, old chap!
khuang91 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:33:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
well then have a nap. ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES
synesthesiac48 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Big if true
xxxNothingxxx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:34:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feels like that might have been a lie, maybe not though, who knows with these stories.
TaintTickle86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was a lie.
The translator got it wrong.
shmameron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
omae wa mou shindeiru
B-Skittles ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:08:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*woman
Mindless_Consumer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:44:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
She's plural.
B-Skittles ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
nope.
Mindless_Consumer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:52:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
uh-huh
Ololic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:08:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
uh-huh
LHOOQatme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:38 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I like it
[deleted] ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 21:05:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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monkey-neil ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:19:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi
chanis a bad personFantisimo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:40:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah they're close
PM_YOUR_BOOBS_PLS_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oooooh. Burn.
stormarsenal ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:33:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Paras.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:44:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-Chan in Spanish means fucking, lol
Webo_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:16:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYEEEAAAAANNNN
Bigpoppahove ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:33:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was really hoping for the sexy jazz guy's song to come on https://youtu.be/GaoLU6zKaws
the_aarong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long man love you long time
victoriaisabelle22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long long man is the only man needed
TeamRocketBadger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:07:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best ending made it worth. Japanese know how to do advertising right
mobilethrowbile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dude! spoilers. You gotta go on the whole journey
hogger85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Spoiler tags man
pm_me_fish_pics ยท 1526 points ยท Posted at 18:29:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
(ringtone) "LONG LOOONG MAAAAAAAN"
inkdragonfly ยท 1311 points ยท Posted at 21:37:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Taken from the final installment, which has the most audio
[1]EDIT: https://drive.google.com/file/d/19TW3w2-Rf3LGEb_gtwzR3nFjqp1l6R2F/view?usp=sharing
[2]EDIT2: As /u/conviction_oven amazingly pointed out, to get around the download quota:
[1]
Longlongman.ringtone
Size matters\n\nhttps://drive.google.com/file/d/19TW3w2-Rf3LGEb_gtwzR3nFjqp1l6R2F/view
[2]
souljabri557 ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 00:05:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to be crass but why the FUCK does soundcloud not have a volume slider? I just disturbed half of my office.
Skyguy21 ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 03:46:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But they do! Its on the very bottom of the webpage, on it's own bar. really weird I know
souljabri557 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 04:34:19 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ok fair game then. But I have another gripe: WHY do the tracks auto-play, and after the long long man finished playing it automatically loaded and played a completely unrelated track! I hate autoplaying media!
Soviet1917 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:56:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You can turn it off on the same bar. Super annoying.
kenaestic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:26:19 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's the same as autoplay on YouTube. Soundcloud is kinda like YouTube but for music. Usually with better quality audio because as far as I know their encoder is not too lossy.
password34521 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:19:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
None on the embedded audio player either, so fucking annoying.
ObsiArmyBest ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 02:17:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They've been assholes about a volume slider for years. Now I never use them unless forced to.
Criticalmak ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:55:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At least they all think that you've got a big penis now.
joanzen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just make it the ringtone for your SO and then send them an SMS asking if they have any vacation ideas.
ExcerptMusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You might not want to make it your ring tone then.
Pascalwb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It does
windows_xpew ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 22:08:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Do you mind making it downloadable?
Describe ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:28:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shoot me a PM when it's downloadable plz
Stormfly ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:46:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://ec-media.sndcdn.com/ziXSX7CRg21W.128.mp3?f10880d39085a94a0418a7ef69b03d522cd6dfee9399eeb9a523039e66feb6387b4519567abb58ef0671dcd346c943abdfadf869c6616069d8b7c098ec87a0fcea0ccbdcafRight click and saveEDIT:
First one broke. This one should work seems safe enough, and was the first good hosting site I could find. Open to suggestions.
ricky1030 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:49:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Links crashed. Mirror?
Stormfly ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:56:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This should work. It should be safe.
Just click the big green "Download this File"
Surprisingly hard to find a good hosting site that allows downloading.
-Agathia- ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:10:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The button does nothing :(
EDIT : Managed to got it with Edge. Either it's the adblocker or just Chrome that wants nothing with this.
loveicetea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:01:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Same. I need this as my ringtone right now!
Pootzpootz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:40 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Try firefox, got it to download with that.
RussianBearFight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:18 on April 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna guess it's chrome since it won't work on my phone. RIP
buttwhole_keyi_ma ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:01:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful โบ๏ธ๐๐ป
Describe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:57:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"failed - forbidden"
catwith4peglegs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
thank you
RamRiz1302 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How do I make this my iPhone ringtone
RamRiz1302 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:19:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How do I make this my iPhone ringtone
jikae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.mediafire.com/file/zzbsw2cj72ncfar/Sakeru+Gum+-+Long+Long+Man+ringtone.mp3
A shorter, more repeatable version.
-Agathia- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/u/inkdragonfly save us! Your version is amazing! Please make it downloadable :'(
inkdragonfly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Added a google drive link; only have the most basic soundcloud
inkdragonfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, edited my comment to include a google drive link, which I think works? I have no idea how to do this; it's the first time I've ever uploaded anything.
ChulaK ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:35:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Would be great for an alarm too.
RamRiz1302 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How do I make this my iPhone ringtone
Herr_Gamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't you need to pay for iPhone ringtones on iTunes or something? I don't think you can download and use it just like that.
SuperSonicChaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just change the file extension from .mp3 or whatever to .m4r. Itโs been years since Iโve done it, but thatโs how it used to work.
EWintereye ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:19:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Senpai we don't deserve.
yognautilus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:50:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is it. I haven't had a custom ringtone since high school, but I think it's time to change that.
RamRiz1302 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How do I make this my iPhone ringtone
letsfuckinrage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:40:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
can't download it. i'm gonna leave a comment just in case you can make it downloadable later.
inkdragonfly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Added a google drive link!
letsfuckinrage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i love you <3
edit: daww too many people downloaded it already. oh well.
RamRiz1302 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How do I make this my iPhone ringtone
dustbuddii ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:10:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
do... do you mind if I download it?...
LeakyLycanthrope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:11:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God. I'm gonna be cackling every time I get a text message.
user29639 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:15:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The poor long long man has received the reddit hug of death... he shall rise again!
nomansapenguin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
OMG
jelect ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Could you let me know if you make it downloadable too? Thanks
inkdragonfly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I believe I have done so.
jelect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We still can't download it directly from Soundcloud but google drive works too. Nice work on this and thanks again!
inkdragonfly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, sorry, I don't have the full soundcloud. What I meant was that I added the drive link to soundcloud too.
Leaves_Swype_Typos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely beautiful.
rdkw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You brilliant person! This is exactly what I needed in my life right now.
saccharind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:43 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
you're a gentleman and a scholar
pm_me_fish_pics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
True hero
Menzoberranzan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:18 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I hope the company releases the whole audio track. It is actually quite a pleasant tune to listen to
zesn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:03 on April 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Made a 4 minute jam track if anyone is interested. https://youtu.be/M42M4oiYhTI
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Replying so I can download this later
RamRiz1302 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:22 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How do I make this my iPhone ringtone
username24 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:12:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
.
donglord1337 ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 19:35:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
please somebody make this
Mime241 ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 20:52:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shorter Ringtone https://www.onlinevideoconverter.com/success?id=j9h7i8h7d3b1a0c2i8c2
unforgiven91 ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 21:42:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer things that are long.
hayz00s ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 22:06:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ch..chi-Chan!~
knildea ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:09:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Idk, im more of Tooru kinda guy :)
bootlegminer ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 22:36:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is now my ringtone when I call my wife's phone. She doesn't know yet.
BaroqueBourgeois ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:28:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Terrible link on mobile, do not try it
pm_me_fish_pics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
>shorter
BaronVonDuck ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:30:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Came here to see if someone could snag the audio.
plz random redditor! You're my only hope!
goatonastik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:22 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Two people posted links already =)
Mime241 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:46:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This should work for a ringtone. https://www.onlinevideoconverter.com/success?id=j9d3g6a0h7i8i8b1i8c2
Edit: Long Loooong version
MistahK ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:29:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to set this as my ringtone, forget about it, and get a call in the middle of class with the volume on high.
Thank you
BaroqueBourgeois ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Terrible link on mobile, do not try it
pm_me_fish_pics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is perfect!
Book_Note ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:02:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
OK here is the 5min version or the looong looong version https://soundcloud.com/booknote/looonglooooongmaaaan5minringtoneversion/s-CPYp6
RamRiz1302 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How do I make this my iPhone ringtone
donglord1337 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:03:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
this is by far the best version thank you!
goatonastik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:17 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Two people posted links already =)
zesn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:18 on April 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
just made a 4 minute jam track, https://youtu.be/M42M4oiYhTI
CompleteGorilla ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:13:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Here you go:
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=09874411691523458554
RamRiz1302 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How do I make this my iPhone ringtone
BaroqueBourgeois ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you
SheepGoesBaaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:35 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This one works for Android mobile download
roughi13 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:11:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would be interested after seeing this ๐
ComeWatchTVSummer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:05:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!remindme 2 days
bman208 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!remindme 2 days
HunterGonzo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:04 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That absolutely should have gotten annoying by the 3rd time at most, but somehow it never did. How was it amusing EVERY time?
Book_Note ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
5minRingtoneVersionw/download
RamRiz1302 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:10 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How do I make this my iPhone ringtone
i3k ยท 1827 points ยท Posted at 18:46:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Check out the DaiHatsu series. Made me Google "how to import DaiHatsu to Canada."
WalmartMarketingTeam ยท 694 points ยท Posted at 20:03:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ANCHAAN!
muyuu ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 21:34:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tbf Anchan has mad skills.
MrMrRogers ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:56:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tbf: to be frank?
Gunji_Murgi ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:02:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Close enough. To be fair
muyuu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:18:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
fair
MrMrRogers ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:33:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So you aren't frank?
muyuu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:36:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's my little bro.
thanks_I_HATE_IT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:41:10 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My brain went "To butt fuck" but yours makes way more sense.
Limpinator ยท 404 points ยท Posted at 20:47:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NANI?!
stormarsenal ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 21:30:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
JoeArchitect ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:25:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
(ear rape)
1RedOne ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:49:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The commercials took a bleak turn at the end there.
yeontura ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:25:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wake da yo
Foofnarr ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:32:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*NYANI?!
Silidistani ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:04:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This always happens!
You're a man, don't cry!!
Le_Rekt_Guy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:22:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NANI?!ripheadphoneusers
anweisz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah ita!
Gestrid ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:52:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nywhat is this car?!
stoffe123321 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:36:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!! WE NEED YOUR HELP!!
slothyCheetah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
@1:58 with the cat, NYA, NYA!
[deleted] ยท 632 points ยท Posted at 21:06:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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verifitting ยท 201 points ยท Posted at 21:15:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ANNCHANNNNNNNNNNN
Otakeb ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:35:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LONG LONG MAAaaAaAAaaAaann!
monotoonz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:15:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
:O !
TezzMuffins ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:53:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
:| :o :0 :O :UUUU
chase_what_matters ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:03:56 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm so glad he got a Wake at the end, but that dumb motherfucker almost chainsawed it anyway.
bowties_and_ties ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 21:23:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
More. I want more.
ChulaK ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:31:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NEED INPUT
Tellmeyourlifestorie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:53 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe r/asianpeoplegifs ?
Foofnarr ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 23:25:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I should be cleaning my house before my cousin gets here, instead I'm here with you all, discovering my new favorite Japanese brands and products.
r/HailJapaneseCorporate
photolouis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:00:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Like ... you had more important matters to attend to?
kstarks17 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:27:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No... not at all
muyuu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/8a051s/meirl/
muyuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Was deleted: https://twitter.com/maryjennaa/status/949885676870397952
manwich_made_right ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:04:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You aren't alone. I'm supposed to be working....
PlayedChess ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:51:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It'd be really gnarly if commercial mini series became a more common practice. Here's one, from Asia, that really caught my attention. It aired a few years back.
https://youtu.be/1tpnf9NWX-Y
catagris ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 20:20:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So umm can I get that car in the US?
i3k ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 20:48:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It'll cost alot. Can anyone in the car industry tell me why these aren't sold in the US? I'm sure there's a sizable maeket for this, and scion did sell the XB in North America.
Someone educate me.
igdfr ยท 287 points ยท Posted at 20:57:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It has a 660cc engine, and makes about 60hp. You will struggle to go 70mph, and the durability in a crash is questionable. You will get run over, and that Ferd Fteenthousand won't even notice.
Elfer ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 21:24:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Captain_America_I_Understood_Ref.gif
Foofnarr ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 23:26:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For those who didn't.
Elfer ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:36:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
...and this, for those wondering how the sales for this product are going
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:22 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Were have these guys been all my internet?
Elfer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Halifax
32lbSlug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:23:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Picnicface made one of the first Youtube videos I remember watching... geez, it's been 11 years?
POWERTHIRST
appropriate-username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:35 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That didn't answer any questions I had about how the sales for that product were going.
Elfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Expardon me?
lj6782 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:21:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Watched it back in Trarch
Two-Tone- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You are the hero we need.
PepeInATrumpTweet ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 21:26:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
YOU JUST GREW AN EIGHTH BALL
LobbyDizzle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:27:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What about for us city folk with small parking spaces?
igdfr ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:05:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty pimpin. That's the Honda N-Box, which is essentially the same as the Daihatsu Wake.
Source: Me. I have an N-Box in the "city" (aka Tokyo metro area). Still don't like taking it on the highway though.
Aoyos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:45:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn she's cute. The girl's ok too.
zxcsd ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:24:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nice, /r/AccidentalWesAnderson
BurningPenguin ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:45:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Buy a skateboard. You'll be the fastest person at rush hour.
absoluteolly ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:49:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But youโll also break youโre spine every three months.
Cypher121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is it gonna be in different spots? I want to start a collection.
toleran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Living in San Francisco. I can't skate up hills and I'd die going down them.
elbowe21 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:56:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ugly as butt and reliable as USPS, a Fiat or a Mini Cooper would fit your bill.
I'm in a city that you need to drive. Got one for 5k and some straws from micky Ds. People sell them pretty cheap too.
Plus fiats post 2012 are Mexico made, so no real big import taxes on parts like when they where made in Europe. But since that's only 6 years, it's harder to find a local shop where they can do real work, the stealership has seen me a couple times. I'm kidding about the USPS thing, I've put ~10k miles on it, now at 76k miles total and the only things that have gone are the alternator and an ignition coil (unsure if ignition coil replacing is part of regular maintenance like spark plugs). Those hurt a bit, but all in labor from the dealership, parts were jellybean. That's why I say find a local shop.
Also Honda fits, they're great but $. If you wanna go crazy get a smart car
Lastly, their are hardshell bike covers that make you bike more car like (powered amenities, window, roof, lights)
toleran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have a Honda fit and love it. Cheap basic reliable car with more space than you'd expect. People are always surprised when I load a ton of shit in it without an issue.
TheTimeTortoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I work at a rental company and have driven bajillions of Fiats and mini coopers, and I can say with absolute certainty that those are about the least reliable cars you could suggest a person buy lol. Maybe next to our Land Rover discoverys or Alfas, they are always giving us the most trouble.
elbowe21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:21:44 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. They're reliable as the USPS. Said that above.
TheTimeTortoise ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:39:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, never mind then. In my experience the USPS has been pretty on the ball ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
elbowe21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:15:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just being snarky, it's an older meme that they are total shite but IME they are fine.
On the inside they are so disorganized. If you know anyone who works for the post office, they'll know.
Just my attempt at human humor. Sorry.
britishben ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:12:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's not that much smaller/less powerful than my VW Up (which is also not sold in the US), so there's no reason it's not durable or can't make motorway speeds. America has a decided preference for large cars & trucks though, which I suppose comes out of not having to park in the postage stamps we call parking spaces over here.
enricosusatyo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japan land is quite flat and most people live in the city and never go on a road trip. Thatโs why they market the car there.
TheTimeTortoise ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:05:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's not true. They're specifically known for their winding mountain passes as like 70% of Japan is covered in mountains. They're sold there because highway speed limits are low and they don't have much room in cities obviously so people are taxed by car size/weight/displacement.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:15:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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addandsubtract ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
USA... regulations... YaoMing.jpeg
MechanicalEngineEar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:46:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure what you mean by that, but I used to develop new cars and there are crazy numbers of regulations which often conflict between countries.
addandsubtract ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:22 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
AFAIK, US regulations are way more lenient than say regulations in Europe. You can basically take a soapbox car to the streets, whereas in Europe everything from the color of your signal light to the exhaust emission is regulated.
MechanicalEngineEar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:22:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I worked as a design engineer for Honda from 08-14 and you absolutely cannot just sell whatever car you want in the US. There are regulations that get as nitpicky as the radius on plastic parts on the dash so that in the event that you aren't wearing a seatbelt and the airbag doesn't go off and your head slams into the radio, you will not be excessively injured. There is literally a test that fires the head of a crash test dummy into various spots on the dash of the car and measures for G-forces. The US also requires knee bolsters which are additional structural components behind the dash that stop the driver from just slamming forward uncontrollably if they don't have a seatbelt on. EU regulations actually don't allow them since you are supposed to be wearing a seatbelt and if you have your seatbelt in it renders them pretty much useless, but in the US they have to have them. This one feature alone makes US and EU cars each fail the other's regulatory requirements and is just one of many cases where vehicles that might look identical between countries have numerous hidden changes to pass regulation.
LastOne_Alive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:08:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
definitely not true.
the DOT regulates the durability & color of lenses among many, many other things in America.
and on top of that the evaporative emissions system requirements we have here in America certainly do not exist in Japan. if they did then you wouldn't have to wait for a car to be 25years old before you can import it from Japan.
newtonreddits ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:47:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They're called Kei cars and you can only import Kei cars that are over 25 years old in the US (you can import practically ANY car to the US as long as it's at least 25 years old).
Under 25 years old, driving a Kei car on US roads will be next to impossible. Customs probably won't even let you take delivery.
Fullwit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:01:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Any reason for that rule?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:17:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mainly economic protectionism of the US auto industry.
bolotieshark ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:51:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Partially, because they're hilariously unsafe (although they've gotten safer over the years.) Kei-trucks are death-traps, and non-truck kei cars aren't much better. They're great for running around on surface roads in Japan, but in the US they'd easily be the most dangerous motor vehicles on the road, partially due to their size, lack of crumple zones, and gas tank and filling nozzle behind the rear axle.
On Japanese roads where the fastest you'll go (except for expressways) is 50 mph (and that's 1.6 times the standard speed limit) they're not that dangerous - and on most kei-cars you'll be running almost flat out to get up to that speed. I have a Daihatsu Tanto, and getting it up to ~100 kmh (60 mph) on the expressway means holding it just shy of the redline, and good luck when the road tips up-hill.
Fullwit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:56:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I meant the 25 years rule. It seems like it would be just as unsafe(if not more) after 25 years.
bolotieshark ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:03:10 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That rule is silly US protectionism to prevent private importation, although it does keep a fair few cars that aren't safe for US roads out as well. Really, it protects the dealer system in the name of "safety," - it really just makes it incredibly expensive to import a car in to the US after 21/25 years is up. For example, CA has it's own rules as well that just make it longer (delay) and more expensive (testing etc) for cars from abroad "not licensed for importation to California."
Shiroi_Kage ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:50:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If it's just one alot, then I think it's affordable.
linuxhanja ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:16:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Live in Korea and had their small 1l engine car - they have their backwheels over the rear axle, you will die in a crash. there is no way to make that kind of thing pass safety tests. It (the Kia Morning/Picante) got high crash ratings in the UK, but that's because they have tests for a city car, and don't have to plan on an F-350 diesel t-boning you. But also they're not geared for the US highway system. They're "city cars" meant to get high mileage. I drove it on the interstate system, but at 60mph, the engine was 3700 rpm. at 70, 4200rpm. now, I did that routinely, and the car never broke down or ever had any problems. But I think the american marketplace would have trouble accepting a car that isn't a swiss army knife in terms of it being "designed for the city." Also, in the states I knew a 300lbs friend from a job I had during university (got that way after univ) and she had a really small car (kia rio, like a late 90s) and always complained about its alignment. She was always taking it to get it aligned, and she told us she wanted to lemon law it because it wouldn't drive straight. The thing is, when she got in it, you could see the alignment of the wheels changing and the car would list. Its just hard to make a small car like that for the american market because of so many factors. As an american who grew up with an '88 Trans Am and had all kinds of big healthy american cars, I'd say my Kia Morning was the best, most fun to drive car I've ever owned. It always started, even when it was old, and had hundrends of thousands of kilometers on it. just a fantastic, simple car. You can buy the Kia Picante(morning) in Mexico though, and then drive it back. Korean car bonus is they drive on the right side of the road.
The_holy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Isnt' there a common equivalent to the tall, big, ugly, cargo, box car, meant for families in America like, i don't know, the Citroen Balingo in Europe.
assignment2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Honda Element is your closest bet. But beware, they command a premium on the used market.
systemshock869 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:32 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
pretty interesting and somewhat relevant - linked to specific spot in vid
https://youtu.be/QxZOFLIrdtk?t=1m39s
thereddaikon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:26 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kei cars exist because of a quirk in japanese tax and emissions laws. They have tiny 660cc engines and are made to very strict dimensional limits to fit within those laws. Its impressive what they can fit given those laws but they are a highly compromised design. They are unstable and very very slow. You are better with a small crossover or hatchback. They will fit the same stuff, can actually drive highway speeds and aren't death traps. The Smart car had to redesigned to fit within kei regulations for the japanese market.
imjesusbitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It wouldn't pass the rigorous trials USA puts their vehicles through. The Japanese just drop bowling balls on theirs.
polychaos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:22:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's basically a narrower, 600cc, version of the Honda Element (which was sadly discontinued in 2011).
K2TheM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Look for a first generation Scion Xb. It's the closest thing you're gonna get in the sates. Other options might be the Honda Element and the Nissan Cube.
PitchforkEmporium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I had both a scion xb and a honda element(i have the element currently)
The element is basically the wake. You can take out the back seats as well for a fuck load of room, and the theres no carpet in the car so you can wipe down everything or hose it down if you wanted.
PitchforkEmporium ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Get a honda element. Basically the same car.
burstaneurysm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The first gen Scion xB is the closest you'll get in the US.
nephelokokkygia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Barring exceptional circumstances, you can't import foreign cars (that don't have an exact US equivalent) that are newer than 25 years. Past that point anything's fair game.
ai-sac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Look for kei vans that are 25 years old or older. Then it falls under classic car laws and can be imported. That's how I got my skyline
LauraVi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
but that car is super ugly though...
catagris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's like, your opinion man.
commawhore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol we had this car in the US, it's called the Honda Element, and nobody bought it so they discontinued it.
(ps I own one and it's the fucking best)
catagris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Honda Element is significantly thinker and doesn't qualify as a kie van.
O_Apples ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 20:47:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It looks stupid as hell, but I can see it being versatile. I kinda want it...
[deleted] ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 21:26:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Cars below a certain size get tax advantages in Japan, and the manufacturers try to make the most out of the limited dimensions, that's why it looks so weird and boxy.
thedrivingcat ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:25:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. I used to drive a Suzuki WagonR when I lived up in Northern Japan. Boxy kei cars are really practical for most situations... except I did have to turn off the air conditioning on some of the more mountainous roads
https://i.imgur.com/uqbYeyD.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ijfDuv4.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/hoonp9u.jpg
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:22:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome pictures, I bet you had a great time there!
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:01:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Gestrid ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:59:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Was expecting
~Long, long maaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaan~
's long car.
Was disappoint.
Semyonov ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:20:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
... uh
aldreaorcinae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My thoughts exactly.
Foofnarr ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:28:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Really interesting to see the effect of Japan's limited space on their way of life.
kakatoru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:59 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fight me! It looks great
Zephid15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of on the concept of the Honda Element. Fugly but functional.
eneka ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not really. These are Kei cars, 60hp, and under a certain size and the manufacturer gets tax breaks.
emmastoneftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Most are quite a bit more than 60hp. Some even have turbos, etc.
[deleted] ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 21:08:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 22:23:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking spoiler alert!
ClarkedZoidberg ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:02:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Anchan is basically Charlie and Mac's Japanese son.
PiercedGeek ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:40:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen a million slow motion screams. That was the first time I saw a cat do it. Great stuff.
MoonStache ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 20:48:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Okay I'm going to need a sub for this shit. I NEED MOAR.
340951987 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:07:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chinese not Japanese but this made the front page a month ago
i3k ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:51:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's prob a r/JapaneseTV sub somewhere.....
Foofnarr ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:29:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao when he shoots out from under his car.
Edit: And when he has the cat!
"NYANI??"
or I guess "nyande koro kuruma". Same diff!
Edit 2: Omg the surf scene. I should stop commenting until I finish this.
robsapiens ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:34:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
GOD DAMMIT I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING AGAIN.
learnyouahaskell ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:23:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, ads that remember each one before it and accumulate knowledge, and effect a change or resolution in a main character? Note American TV: they don't pretend viewers are made of vegemite
101311092015 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:59:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
and you made no mention of their kakukaku shikajika commercials!!!!!
compilation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxF6y4jrpsQ
playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiB_v7j_mrM&list=PL62D968A476CC6861
Badly_Shaped_Beret ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:32:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i'm sure it's hiliarious...sadly I, along with most people here, can't understand Japanese. This simple fact makes your post completely pointless.
Thanks for trying though.
101311092015 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Its also absolutely adorable which transcends language! And as long as some people enjoy it i wouldn't call it completely pointless. Why you gotta be a dick about it though?
Elfer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That amount of space would be dope for outdoorsy stuff, but I feel like it would get tipped over by wind on the Rocky Mountain highways.
Stoner95 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:07:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kept checking if I had steam messages during this one
kvothe5688 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
More please. I am addicted
forever-and-a-day ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He will never beat the Wake. xD
happybday47385 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That ending though top 10 anime betrayals
linuxhanja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
looks like a Kia Ray. They're city cars, and not really going to take driving 100kph for hours. They can do it, but they're geared for city driving. Stateside we can get the (slightly bigger) Kia Soul, though.
Highwinds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:56 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Anchan's hair and facial hair got longer from ad to ad, looking more and more like those rockabilly dancers in Yoyogi Park.
i0datamonster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I want this show now
jroddie4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:34 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WAKEUDAIO
sudynim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:10:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I like that the nerd and not the bad boy, handsome guy is the hero of the commercial, but I also like that the "loser" also gets a happy ending.
Dovahrex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:17 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that submit ideas on how to beat the new wake skit was clever.
Khancer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:47:53 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Haha these were awesome, thanks for linking them.
JurijFedorov ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Even a happy ending. I bow to the genius of these ad makers.
kakatoru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:15 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I always wanted a kei van and now I specifically want a Daihatsu Wake
Shenaniganz08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man up !!!!
DrFelixPhD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Please can someone put 2:19 in a gif for me <3
photolouis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God. That acting. I've never seen anything so intense! Get Anchan and his girl to Hollywood now!
Grumpy_Kong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good commercials and I really like the idea of a tall vehicle.
That said, I can't imagine it taking turns very well...
GoodGrades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What's the song in this? Sounds like Ennio Morricone.
shapu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't they change their name to Nissan?
Lovely_Pandas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Daihatsu is a subsidiary of Toyota.
Akira_Yamamoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WAIKU DAIYO
Ekiph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God what a horrific looking vehicle...
SpacecraftX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When your ads are so good you can crowd source ideas from the fanbase's fanfiction.
falloffthetower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Another hour of my life given to watching those crazy Japanese.
And ppl blame Koreans for "borrowing" Japanese ideas. Come on, the entire world should.
raspymorten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:22 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Annchan for fuck's sake...
Atario ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:50:56 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap that is an ugly car
tantouz ยท 11648 points ยท Posted at 17:38:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
All ads should be done like this. If you are going to waste my time looking at your product the least you can do is make it entertaining.
maniacalmnemosyne ยท 4401 points ยท Posted at 17:55:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, replaying the same ad every 15 minutes, interrupting your favorite show is way better. You'll surely get it on the 117th replay.
Theocletian ยท 2240 points ยท Posted at 18:34:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
Timedoutsob ยท 651 points ยท Posted at 18:55:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There ads work by giving you a headache first. It's the whole business model.
Grizzly_Berry ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 19:31:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You mean like the muffled hearing aid commercials and the other headache whatever commercials that play a high frequency noise in the background?
Timedoutsob ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 21:22:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't hear that anyway both my monitors have failing caps that are constantly whining.
SaintNewts ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:17:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is that why my ears ring constantly? Huh. Who knew!
You better get those fixed!
Timedoutsob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:31:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it sounds like a really high pitch whine. They are pretty easy to replace yourself. just look on youtube for instructional videos.
SaintNewts ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:44:04 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Instructions unclear, removed ear drums and installed ear trombones. Everything sounds like adults on Peanuts.
thanks_I_HATE_IT ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:33:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wah wah
Cafrilly ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:03:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: they never claimed it cured headaches. People just assumed it must have a use, and decided that since it was applied to the forehead, it must be for headaches. It is, after all, just wax in a tube.
Timedoutsob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend has one. Her description of it. "it's amazing"
If I complain of a headache she makes me let her put it on me. The shaking of my head in shame and disbelief aids the application.
Cafrilly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:37:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The placebo effect is truly amazing.
culminacio ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:57:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*Their
Timedoutsob ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
god damn it. I fucking know. I saw as i was closing the post thread that i'd misspelled it. And thought fuck it i'm not going back to edit it, it's really not fucking important. No one will probably even read the comment anyway.
Lanmobile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:02:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
By my current count, at least 474 people read your comment. As far as its importance, it depends on how much you care about giving people cancer.
Timedoutsob ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well when I posted it nobody had read it. Cancer is there problem not mine.
Lanmobile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:46:03 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Donโt cut yourself on that edge.
P.S. of course no one read your comment when you posted it, you just posted it.
Timedoutsob ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:11:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
haha! I wrote "there problem" again. I'm not even learning. Their is no hope for me.
TheDongerNeedLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Taking vertical integration to a new level
Qapiojg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The problem is, they only played the first half of the ad and never the last half. So the only thing anyone ever knew was that head-on was applied directly to the forehead, nobody knew what it was for or anything like that without looking it up.
Timedoutsob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:30 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
that's because if they looked up what it actually was nobody would buy it.
The_Perge ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 21:00:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
CockGobblin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:50:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORESKIN!
Viper9087 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:11:03 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thats hard on...
Head on, apply directly to forehead.
Hard on, apply directly to foreskin.
DigitalMafia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Name checks out
Gestrid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:39:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
SoIAsked ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:48:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did they play that ad twice in a row everywhere or was that just my local station?
red1dragon588 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:05:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NEW
From the makers of Head-On
ACTIV-ON
APPLY DIRECTLY WHERE IT HURTS
ACTIV-ON
mcmanybucks ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 20:51:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, Tide ad.
bagelhunts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:20:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, just a tie dad.
Ololic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tide pod ad.
DietCherrySoda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whoever made that ad did their fucking job better than any of us could ever hope to. You're still talking about it.
UnenlightenedComment ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:01:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hate their commercials all you want, that shit worked. Wish they still made it.
Millillion ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:58:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought they stopped making it because it was just snake oil.
AntManMax ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:01:44 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Homeopathic vaseline.
ARottenPear ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:22:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Placebo is a hell of a drug. I'm not saying it didn't work for you because placebo really is a hell of a drug but it certainly wasn't the active ingredients doing anything for you.
UnenlightenedComment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The cooling effect from the menthol is what helped me.
ARottenPear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That makes sense. You could use Vicks VapoRub instead - if you don't already.
hukhuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Stfu
kuthedk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Todayโs children will never have to know the pain this commercial caused for many. Some say they are the lucky few.
MoralMiscreant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ACTIVE ON APPLY DIRECTLY WHERE IT HURTS!
WeakCancel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT DO
Ololic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LongLong Forehead
Hecka-Mecca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They have won.
major84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I misread and applied directly to my dickhead .....
ThatCakeIsDone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
More like, apply directly to the trash can.
Neoxite23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Directions unclear: not a good deodorant.
Kered13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The ads were extremely effective though because everyone remembered their product. As I recall it sold extremely well afterwards.
Foofnarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
YOU COULD BE A DJ FOR A DAY
YEAH
DJ FOR A DAY
GO TO "BE ON AIR DOT COM"
THAT'S "BE ON AIR DOT COM"
*Slight pause*
YOU COULD BE A DJ FOR A DAY
YEAH
DJ FOR A DAY
GO TO "BE ON AIR DOT COM"
THAT'S "BE ON AIR DOT COM"
*Slight pause*
YOU COULD BE A DJ FOR A DAY
YEAH
DJ FOR A DAY
GO TO "BE ON AIR DOT COM"
THAT'S "BE ON AIR DOT COM"
Pixel_Knight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I do not understand.
Please repeat that for me at least ten more times.
Opt1m1st1cDude ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 18:52:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, this makes me really mad when watching something on hulu. I'm already paying for this shit! I don't want to see your stupid cheese or your hideous car!
SkyezOpen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:57:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just here to say FUCK HULU
Opt1m1st1cDude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking agree.
richajf ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So pay a few more dollars a month to get rid of them?
partisparti ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 20:23:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Then what is he/she even paying for to begin with?
ThatsAHugeLoadOfBS ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:40:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The 7.99 plan for hulu gets you access to the content, the 11.99 plan gets rid of commercials.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 21:02:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Channel250 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:53:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I don't mind then so much but I do agree that they are STUPID repetitive.
Now, you want really annoying? The ads on the CW app. 4 ads for Riverdale while I'm watching Riverdale and I don't even like Riverdale!
AdzyBoy ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:05:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Found the problem
Channel250 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:06:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You discovered my crippling alcohol addiction?
matylewicz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:23:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
cuntdestroyer8000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They are. I don't have Hulu but my gf does. When she puts it on, I just mute during the commercials
richajf ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:38:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The ability to watch shows for less money, but with ads.
Montigue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The day after they come out
ADarkTwist ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:21:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I already have the internet, thanks.
hippocamper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The same reason people pay for cable with commercials.
cy_sperling ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:50:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"The following is not part of our commercial free programming and will play with an ad before and after the show."
richajf ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:08:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I should've said most ads. At least it's before/after the show though instead of interrupting the show itself.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:51:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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kangareagle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"The thing that I like costs more money than I want to spend, so I'll take it without paying for it."
sgtpoopers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I can pay and watch commercials, or I can not pay and not watch commercials"
kangareagle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The "thing I like" is watching it without commercials. You can pay more to not have them. But you don't want to.
chrizbreck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No he's arguing that not all shows get removed ads. I can think of "New Girl" off the top of my head that isn't ad free on hulu even with the upgraded plan.
kangareagle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There are currently six shows that apparently have a commercial before and after the show. Not during.
https://help.hulu.com/en-us/included-in-no-commercials-plan
But honestly, the point still stands. The thing I like comes with a very small requirement which I don't like, so I'll just take it.
aniaran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:46 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Correct. So the consumer isn't being properly served by the available market. Either they can offer a plan that actually does provide the service he desires or not get paid at all. Doesn't seem that complicated to me.
kangareagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:03 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Either they give him what he wants the way he wants it or he steals it. Not complicated, I agree. I never said it was complicated.
Itโs immoral, but itโs not complicated.
Normally, the โnot get paid at allโ option would mean that the consumer doesnโt get the product. In this case, they steal it.
aniaran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:38 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think at this point we're going to start getting into the more philosophical aspects of this argument. The morality of these situations has been rather gray for a while now, largely because of the nature of the "theft."
It used to be that if one stole a product the original owner was directly harmed by the act. Any more and that's not really the case. Yes a theoretical sale was denied but in no way was the original owner harmed unless one chooses to believe that every download equates to a lost sale or lost revenue.
kangareagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:06 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs not gray to me in the slightest.
Iโve heard all the arguments and they all come down to someone getting something without giving what the owners of the thing ask for.
In this case, the people who own the thing say that if you want to consume it, you have to watch a commercial before and after it (if you keep watching after).
If a person doesnโt think itโs worth it, then they shouldnโt consume the work. Not gray at all.
aniaran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:32 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's fair, and your opinion, but many seem to disagree.
Given that no actual harm is being done to the individuals owning the IP in question other than a theoretical lost sale that market forces have already dictated is not at a saleable point given the alternatives, it seems to me there's some room for debate as to whether it's right or wrong.
There's been at least a few studies done that have shown that proper availability and pricing is fantastic and crushing piracy, but you're never going to stop everybody. By and large those people who refuse to accept what almost everyone else views as okay are never going to be a sale in the first place I'd imagine, so I don't really see it as harming the IP owner at all, therefore morally ambiguous. Then again I think the entire concept of IP and copyright is fascinating given how it effectively means a huge swathe of goods sold over the last decade or two are actually just leases and true ownership hasn't been applicable for quite a while.
kangareagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:07 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sure, many people seem to disagree. I mean, as I said, I've heard all the arguments. I know that some people disagree. People disagree with practically everything anyone thinks about anything. Is property theft? Is taxation theft? Whatever your answer, many people seem to disagree.
And... I disagree. Or, whatever, sure, debate. But as I said, I've heard the other side of the debate and nothing I've heard persuades me that people should ignore the wishes of the people creating the stuff.
If I make something and I don't want you to have it without paying for it, I think that's my right. You don't get to decide whether it hurts me or not for you to just take it.
"I was never going to buy it, so you've lost nothing," doesn't seem to make the creators happy. If it doesn't make them happy, then I say that it's immoral to just do it anyway. Others disagree. Ok.
American_Phi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's what, like 5 shows total?
kangareagle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:45:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
These six shows, and only these 6, have a commercial before and after (not during):
Greyโs Anatomy
Once Upon a Time
Marvelโs Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Scandal
New Girl
How To Get Away With Murder
Montigue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:14:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They can't get around established contracts so imo its a good compromise
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:50:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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QueefsqueekerV2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:34 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Download more storage!
-H-E-L-I-X- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:35 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You wouldn't download a car
QuickBASIC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My phone plan comes with free ad-supported Hulu, so I'm stuck with ads unless I want to pay $11.99. I'll take free with ads.
IndigoMichigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or you could simply resume viewing
MaxPaynesRxDrugPlan ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 20:48:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately, studies show that consumers reward repetitive advertising, even if they say in surveys that they hate the ads themselves.
deux3xmachina ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 22:12:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Because it doesn't matter if you like the ads for the product, just that you hear about it often enough to grab it over the competitor when shopping
MyNameCannotBeSpoken ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:42:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen the Cadbury Easter Egg commercial? They've been airing the same damn commercial since 1992. I saw it several times this season, it's barely in standard definition.
TangerineChicken ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:42:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just like that Christmas M&M commercial that looks like itโs from 1995
Gestrid ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:41:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Owl, how many licks dies it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
MyNameCannotBeSpoken ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:58:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Tootsie Pop one is classic
-H-E-L-I-X- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:03:34 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, if a giant corporation like Red Bull can get away with a crude animation...
AceD3sign3r ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:45:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I still love those. They grew on me, it only took 15 years. If a product wants to commit like that, go ahead.
Tangent: I miss the double mint gum commercials.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:09:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That can explain why my local Kia dealership still does that shit despite me leaving 1-star reviews all over the place and responses from them to please email or call the manager.
hornedCapybara ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, after being pelted mercilessly with podcast ads I have given in to a couple.
KevinACrider ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:34:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's why radio commercials always repeat the phone number three times too. Studies show it takes 3 times to sink in and be memorable.
UnwantedLasseterHug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
COOOO-STANZA!
Ask_Me_If_I_Am_Flynn ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 20:47:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN
Placido-Domingo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shouting "Bang!" whilst firing a gun is what it's all about
tai-shan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
OMFG What did I just watch...That was amazing.
SpacecraftX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A parody of Cilit Bang cleaning product adverts.
HyperApples ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:44:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
From Sinister. A family company.
Vectorman1989 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:04:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
YOU SHOULD SEE MY SCHOOL GUN
bl1y ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:54:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Here's some shit from McDonald's. Switch to Verizon. Farmers bumbumbumbumbumbumbum. UFC is doing something. Buy an Audi. Something about managing finances you don't have. Something about managing a disease you don't have. Here's some shit from McDonald's. Switch to Verizon. AMC has a new show about a ship.
Negan: "I'm gonna REALLY kill Rick the Prick this time!"
Stay tuned for a special preview of next week's The Walking Dead. Here's some shit from McDonald's.
treemister1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget we have to make the ad progressively shorter everytime you see it until it's just the most terrible part of it!
rebble_yell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's why it's called television programming.
I am still surprised when old commercial slogans come out of my mouth as a "joke" in certain situations even 10+ years after last watching the commercial.
They are programming mental reflexes into your brain, and it earns them billions.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck the show. Iโm waiting on the commercials!
jvandy17 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:40:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
robi4567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I am pretty sure all of these adds were released over the course of a year. But still make adds somehow interesting.
Noobtralyzed_2743 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
PUBG mobile music plays
RemingtonSnatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The goddamn Samsung S9 ads during March Madness. Holy fuck.
bokan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The point of advertising isnโt to consciously convince you of anything, or even to up your opinion of a product, necessarily.
Advertising is designed to capitalize on the mere exposure effect (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere-exposure_effect), in which simply being exposed to something more makes you increase your estimation of that thingโs stature. And also the availability heuristic: when you go to buy something of type X, rather than considering all alternatives, you will end up considering brands you can recall.
Ads legitimately have an effect even if you arenโt consciously paying them any mind. You have to actually close your eyes and plug your ears to escape them.
jmz_199 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean this doesn't have anything to do with what he's saying, this ad entertaining or not is still gonna be shown like an ad, interrupting your favorite show
lurker4lyfe6969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm a dude and I get female condom ads. Now Iโm totally convinced I should get one
meatblossom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ok is it my imagination or do some of these commercials in America start out with a bang or chime that has had the volume jacked up excessively? Whoever came up with that idea should be stuck in a room where those sounds play every time they start to doze off. Or wake up. Or fucking breath or blink or consider their existence.
nigborg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'll call now.
ds612 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This whole ad is around 7 minutes. The same amount of ad time in a 30 minutes show. Show it throughout the 30 minute show. That way you get the whole story after you watch your show.
C-4-P-O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
it's about long term brain washing. The accumulative affect of watching the ad over and over is the end goal. I think some "good commercials" realize they won't get a lot of air time, so they are more enjoyable in the short term, seen only a few times
GarbledReverie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You love your car. You named it Brad!
Coachcrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What's a computer?
secondsbest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dilly Dilly.
docbaily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dilly dilly.... am i rite?
DanialE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe someday everything in our lives can be tracked so hard you can make adverts go away if they system detects that youve bought the thing already
omfgkevin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TWITCH PRESENTS WILL BE RIGHT BACK flashbacks intensify
VikingNYC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was starting to worry I must watch TV more than the average person because advertisers would not rotate the same add so heavily that it would annoy the average person.
Your comment alleviates some of that concern!
Vrse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think it is more to drive their brand name into your subconscious so you go straight to their product when you need it.
ErwinAckerman ยท 425 points ยท Posted at 19:59:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love Japanese commercials. I'll just watch them for the hell of it sometimes
Edit: a few people are showing me their favorites, so I'll just say I love the Nissin ones. They're always super weird. The Chocoball ones are great. I also love the Dole Banana ones!!
finalremix ยท 202 points ยท Posted at 21:10:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Boss coffee is still my favorite series: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE118DCD5344C0BC1
tacofrommonacco ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 22:00:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahaha these are awesome! Did they air at the time MiB was in the cinemas?
finalremix ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 22:14:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The first ones are from ~2006, but apparently he just loves Japan.
Watch out for a tsunami of ads/popups if you don't have an adblocker: http://www.slashfilm.com/tommy-lee-jones-coffee-commercials/
TiberiCorneli ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:25:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese advertising budgets are higher than the US and they offer ludicrous money for Hollywood actors to come do stuff. Throw in the fact that pre-internet or in the early days of the internet pretty much no one at home was ever going to see them and it's an easy sell.
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:30 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Arnold governator in japan
finalremix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't even know what it is, but I want an Austrian gold demon inside my drinks.
Magneticitist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think commercials are ridiculous especially when they try to have a famous person recommend something like that's supposed to be an expert opinion. The way Arnold was crushing those noodles though.. I'm microwaving some cup noodles right the fuck now.
Mitrix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:58:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe, but he's still all over Japan on BOSS coffee ads.
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Arnold governator in japan
MadameCordelia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:06:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How...how have I not seen these before?!
NotClever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure there's also a series with Arnold advertising an energy drink of some sort. They're pretty amazing. They involve a scrawny dude getting into a bad situation and drinking the energy drink and turning into Arnold.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
27 videos?! Shit, he loves Japan. I had no idea.
JDenzil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I kind of want to try it now.
Kell_Varnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For relaxing times, make it Suntory Time
ScottNewman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Is the guy he plays ping pong with at the Hot Spring the pen-pineapple-apple-pen guy?
Bloodstarr98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Boss
Lainbow Mountain
stormarsenal ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 21:18:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Anything Japanese basically.
thatvoicewasreal ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 21:51:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That approach can lead you places you may not wish to go . . .
technobrendo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:36:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
....but will go to anyway.
bmystry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Missed a star wars prequels meme here you have.
ojajaja ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:12:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite series of ads from Fanta in Japan
kobinoshi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Haha me too. I saw one for a japanese kei car here on reddit a few months ago. One of my favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAwMthGuaKI
tweezerburn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:54:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
nothing beats poo genie for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILuqDkiZNVc
KingTalkieTiki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So old but so good
81zuzJvbF0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
fyi not japanese
KingTalkieTiki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What is it
81zuzJvbF0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:48 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
don't know. maybe malay, or thai, or vietnamese. definitely not mandarine, cantonese, korean, japanese, or tagalog.
fleetber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I just did that for the first time. It was enjoyable
ErwinAckerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
JPCMHD on youtube is great
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/2jOeqZBpmyo
vincidahk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lotto 7 series is another great one.
well, i can't find an english sub, I guess you just have to learn japanese or read chinese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G1ij2URt0k
[deleted] ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 21:17:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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OneSchott ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 21:42:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're not lying. "I have a great idea! Lets make the main character of our commercial a totally annoying idiot, it will be hilarious!" They probably view their customers that way and think they will relate with them.
Xet ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:44:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've noticed that ads meant to be viewed by adults are often presented like they're talking to children. It's fucking weird.
IICVX ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:10:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's because at this point, adults who watch ads on television are primarily the ones who can't figure out Netflix or TiVo.
That's a pretty specific target demographic.
Posid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:30:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't watched ads for years unless linked to them, was shocked at the amount of people complaining about ads in here.
It's pretty damn easy to avoid ads if you don't want them.
notabigmelvillecrowd ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:43:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Like every commercial for a cleaning product where the poor, stupid man is too simple to figure out how to clean a toilet, but lo, along comes his savvy wife who knows everything about cleaning because she has a vagina, and she's got a new miracle product that's so cleverly designed that even a man, with all his shortcomings, can now clean the toilet. Then she smiles and shakes her head at him in a totally not condescending way, "oh, you!".
Crash_cash ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:21:10 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"What's a computer?"
Fuck you, you little piece of shit. You know goddamn well what a computer is. I'm gonna smack that dumbass look off your face.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:57:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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stanley_twobrick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You must have so much stuff.
alsoandanswer ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:51:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Except Old Spice.
OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER POWEEERRR
auric_trumpfinger ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:55:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think the bigger issue is that you have to watch the same commercial so many times. If you had to watch the commercials in this video 40 more times I bet you wouldn't find them as interesting or funny.
Some commercials are OK the first time I see them, the problem is you'll have to watch them again and again until they aren't funny anymore.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. I think it would make a huge impact. However I can't see anyone spending more on an entire campaign/series of commercials right now with the amount of people who cut the cord or DVR.
materics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:28:20 on June 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think the Old Spice commercials changed the industry
Ozwaldo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:18 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
...yeah I guess we don't run with the same circles, i've literally never heard an exec whine about that
IdTugYourBoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chevy: "We'll get right on it."
repost_paulice ยท 283 points ยท Posted at 19:29:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We need Deadpool and Sakeru Gum ads crossover NOW
hasorand0m ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 20:10:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
JOHNSON!!! I THINK YOUR ON TO SOMETHING
Stummer_Schrei ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:58:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
GIVE THIS MAN A PROMOTION
financeguy20 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:11:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Evacuate da citeh. Engage all defanses. And get dis mon a marketing job
3irhead ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 21:23:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's the thing I hate about american programming... the ads are soooo dull. It's not as bad in other countries, but USA, I dunno man, they just wanna tell you about medications and lawsuits.
Posid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:31:19 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's because when you see foreign commercials, you see the fun ones. No one links you the shit commercials.
"Grass is always greener" and all that.
3irhead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:31:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm actually in a different country and vacation to the US frequently. Generally commercials are annoying, but seriously, US TV takes it to the next level for the most part.
codeman24 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:02:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget car insurance and cell phones.
Boinkers_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:46:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I live halfway around the world in Sweden and I'm still tired of those fucking geico ads..
not_old_redditor ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 21:18:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I remember a few decades ago when funny commercials with dumb jokes started becoming a mainstream thing, you'd get a dumb laugh out of it and it wasn't so bad. But then it shows up every 5 minutes for years and years, and you realize that everything gets old.
Jay-Phresh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:56:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??
alexandwaters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, itโs Jake.. from State Farm. That got old quick and they played it for YEARS
Faranghis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You say that, but everyone can quote it instantly to the point where there are reddit comment chains repeating the script. We complain about these ads but they're doing their job of staying in our minds.
micdeath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:32 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
quiznoes ad was like that. funny, but they overdid it by buying every ad slot, so each commercial break that annoying ad came up. once a day would have been good, get a nice laugh and move on.
trusty20 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 20:43:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You'd think this, but I find the commercials trying to be funny even more annoying when replayed a billion times. Turns out commercials are always annoying
StanleyOpar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:04:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like video game commericals in the early 90's late 2000's. Quite entertaining.
Now days it's [insert top 10 pop music here] with pre rendered bullshit, zero gameplay and PRE ORDER NOW.
murphadam420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Check out the trailer for Titanfall 2, it's beautiful
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:03:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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_Serene_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*People who abuse and manipulate through Reddit to /r/hailcorporate, yep.
Oddsockgnome ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:30:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Australia had a series of ads like this, that followed a storyline. https://youtu.be/DL0T_zFaHwU
IIRC, it lasted a few years from the beginning to the end!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:39:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If you or a loved one has suffered from MESOTHELIOMA...
saucygit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yeah like make me think of dicks at least.
Drigr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
People complain about ads. We just willingly watched 6 minutes of ads for a product we probably can't even buy
VyRe40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japan always knows how to get you invested in their commercials.
marvbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This so much. It was like a 20 second episode of a series about the product.
houstonUA6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Like car commercial which no longer show featers of the car
Nextrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Next time on
Dragon Ball ZSakeru Gum...JayInslee2020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I think that it's just a ploy to troll you by making it as annoying as possible and interrupting at the worst time as well. It's like, "haha you just got ad spammed!" (Jingle plays that turns into an earworm)
JamesTrendall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I just sat there willingly watching a gum advert. I'm still happy and would 10/10 watch again.
If all adverts were made in to mini series like this i'd actually look forward to watching the adverts and most likely disable my adblocker (Until a pop up blocker was installed)
mercurialchemister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No no, pick up
ThatRaggedyMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But what if you don't get to watch all the series in sequence?
2Hours2Late ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
... otherwise I hit mute and turn the screen upside down to ensure the ad money was wasted on me.
MyNameCannotBeSpoken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But if you watch the commercials out of order, they make less sense than a traditional commercial
excalibrax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So entertaining and about how her boyfriend has a small penis and wishes it was longer. Got it!
jarockinights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, now I want long long man's gum...
KnifeKnut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is an example of the perfect commercial campaign. Not only is it entertaining, the product is an integral part of the entertainment, making sure your remember product being advertised, instead of just the entertaining parts of the commercial.
_UsUrPeR_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Woah there. Boeing and Ratheon and large pharmacy companies and the oil industry need to buy ad placements on news channels so that no one reports honestly about them.
It's not about having a creative process, or even selling to customers. It's about paying for protection.
tachioma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I consider myself a professional in these kind of things and this one got me completely. Fair play Japan.
archpope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gold Blend (UK) and Taster's Choice (US) did a very similar series in the 90's. Both series starred Anthony Stewart Head of Buffy fame. I can't find the complete series on YouTube, but here's one of the US commercials.
TrolledByDestiny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Im sold
Torpid-O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It works. I want to try some of this stuff.
Nbness2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
this is how you get me to buy 12 long long man gums.
i will have them here in 2 business weeks.
MosheAvraham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, advertisers, more of this!
GoodGodJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I used to enjoy watching ads in my country then they banned ads with nudity or that objectified women, don't watch commercials anymore.
TomHardyAsBronson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah somehow it seems like they still haven't figured out that if you just make the ads entertaining, people will seek them out. Make better ads and ppl will not complain about them.
SorryIreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:35 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs marketing genius
ASAP_Stu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:41 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Plenty of commercials are enjoyable and witty. The problem is, you see them 200 times each.
No_Travel_Blog_Here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The interesting thing is that entertaining ads don't really tend to sell more product. Advertisements that simply state the benefits/features of a product along with an incentive (this gum is longer and is on sale) actually sells more products than advertising as entertainment.
Entertaining ads may have people talking about the content or referencing it to their friends, but it does not seem to actually make them anymore likely to go out and buy the damn thing, which is the entire point of advertising....to sell things and make money.
pancakelife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
that is what Gieco insurance realized and why their ads are the best ads on TV hands down.
Boinkers_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's a series of ads for the Swedish grocery chain Ica that runs kind of like a daytime soap opera that has been going since 2001
Redbird9346 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ๅฝผใใฎๆใฏๆธ ๆฝใงใใ Tideๅบๅใงใชใใใฐใชใใพใใใ
lavahot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:17 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Spoiler: Tide Ad.
Moo3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, no. Pick up!
wathername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see ads often enough to see a series of them.
DJ_GiantMidget ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 19:16:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's not wasting your time you are paying for the content you watch by watching the commercial
ficky-fick ยท 1018 points ยท Posted at 18:30:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I witnessed an epic tale... I honestly feel kind of sad that it is over.
Rolobox ยท 318 points ยท Posted at 20:29:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I paused it halfway to go make popcorn
poopy_toaster ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 22:00:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It brought my family back together it was so good
67Mustang-Man ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:08:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My dad came back from getting his smokes.
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Were is american jonny?
helpmytonguehurts ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:41:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did any of the kernels grow in your nose though
Starbucks-Hammer ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 21:11:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well go and write fanfiction and draw erotic art so it doesn't have to be.
stormarsenal ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:38:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's called hentai.
fuzzykittenhead ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:02:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And it's art.
Einlander ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:17:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yaoi
ec20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have this weird dislike of fan fiction because it's all made up. Doesn't matter what happens, I'm like "well it's all wishful thinking anyways" but somehow it feels like the original fiction actually happened
Meocross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:30 on May 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or just call Team Epic.
PM_me_GOODSHIT ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:16:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It felt way longer than it was. But in the best way possible. I was drawn in to the drama so thoroughly.
edylazar2000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:52:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the magic of japanese comercials. Come in for the product, stay for the drama, and still have time to spare. Genius!
DisastrousProgrammer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
wait till fanfiction comes out.
katedid ยท 4768 points ยท Posted at 18:51:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I felt so bad for the boyfriend. Glad he made out in the end. That chick was a total gum slut.
notcompletelycorrect ยท 3063 points ยท Posted at 19:35:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, Chi-Chan is a total gum dumpster. I hope Long Man and Tooru live happily ever after.
CoffeeandBacon ยท 1101 points ยท Posted at 20:46:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tooru was clearly the only one deserving of Long Man's big load of gum in his mouth
MrMrRogers ยท 451 points ยท Posted at 21:49:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But they have the same load of gum if you remember. There was a chart and everything
wererat2000 ยท 329 points ยท Posted at 23:30:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His package may be smaller, but he's got just as much gum as the other guy.
ChZulu ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 00:41:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's a grow-er, not a show-er
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:58:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He had a bucket of gum
bucketofscum ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:19:41 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A what?
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:22:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Motherfucker
spiral_divergence ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:09:04 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His package wasnโt really smaller, it was just shorter and wider
genoux ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:14:35 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A gum chode, if you will.
x4000 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:16:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
By wide, wide, giiiirl.
(I'm going to hell for that.)
MrMrRogers ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:20:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You can't go to hell if you don't believe in it (thinking black man meme)
x4000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:26:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
True dat. I'm all good, then.
LateNightPhilosopher ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:18:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long long man has length, but Tooru has girth
The_Great_Googly_Moo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:14:34 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hes a grower not a shower ๐ฟ
CypressBreeze ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 21:34:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yummy! Did you notice the double entendre about "peeling" it?
fleetber ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 21:50:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It had to do with gum, didn't it?
CypressBreeze ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 21:51:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, peeling it and then gumming all over the place.
DerpConfidant ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:26:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It really only works well when it's uncut though.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:04:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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TheGreat9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Interestingly enough, I've seen
a lotplentysomepractically noofcircumcised Japanese cock in uncensored JAV.Also seen some in censored, but it's harder to tell.Printing a retraction. Upon further examination, the ones I thought were Cc were just thin-skinned and surprisingly immobile.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:26:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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TheGreat9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I know it can, but the foreskin must have been super thin then. Hold on, I'll see if I can find a source. Maybe I just transposed the image of a circumcised one onto it while watching.
Atario ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:54:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They're cut so they're easier to eat!
Betrix5068 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:48:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit. I hate being circumcised...
serenity78 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:50:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking gross dude, we're just trying to talk about gum here. Go to a nsfw sub if you're going to be filthy.
CypressBreeze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever they had their hands all over each other's gums there.
Betrix5068 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The dude made a point about there being a double entendre. Said double entendre pertained to foreskins. I failed to recognize this myself since I was circumcised at birth and thus have no foreskin. I am bitter about this and as such chose to state my frustration without using any vulgar language. Now grow up, as is you are clearly too sensitive to be on any public forum in what I had said offended you in any way.
absoluteolly ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:42:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Looong loooooooooooooooong maaaaaaan!
DucksWillOftenQuack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
OneSchott ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 21:35:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for gum dumpster.
gbiiird ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 22:31:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And for gum slut
djcrodjcrodjcro ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:51:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
gum guzzler
TheVitoCorleone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:24:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Does...does that exist? Men chewing gum then putting the pieces in an gum dumpsters mouth?
breedwell23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well I have a new fetish.
crom3ll ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:07:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gumpster?
AnimalSloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long long man*
BanditandSnowman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:53 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I loved the turn.
Minihood1997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*loong loong maaaaaaaaaaaan
FTFY
CarPeriscope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
gum dumpster is the funniest thing Iโve read all year, holy shit thank yโ
LONNNNG LONNNNG MAAAAAN!
AnswerAwake ยท 250 points ยท Posted at 20:25:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
PLOT TWIST: The candy is a gummy....not gum.
Billy_Badass123 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 21:21:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
taffy?
demuni ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 22:38:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
More along the lines of gummy bears/worms.
ForbiddenGweilo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:06:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gummy. Like Haribos. Taffy doesnโt have gelatin
Billy_Badass123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ah, thanks
kataura ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:18:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just me and my ๐daddy๐, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฆgummies!๐ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I chew them!๐ฆ I slurp them!๐ฆ I swallow them whole๐ฆ ๐ It makes ๐daddy๐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 gummy๐ฆ, 2 gummy๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 gummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4u๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐daddy's๐ ๐princess ๐but I also love sakeru! ๐ He makes me feel squishy๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐
clbgrdnr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:26:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If you didn't post it, I was. Instantly thought of "daddies gummies". Thank you for your service.
Xyberfaust ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:53:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I lika you.
jojoga ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:32:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder what she would say about these badboys - 2m (~78") long.
clementleopold ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:48:18 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Here.
Fullwit ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:03:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can I... Can I touch it?
Jenksz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:38:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/gumsluts
kitcheo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure what I was expecting to see when I clicked..
DiamondPup ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:53:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wish my username was GumSlut
Mash_Ketchum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a fucking gum dumpster.
subflax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:08:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A complete gum dumpster.
imapuppycat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gumdumpster
theYogiB ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:01:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/gumsluts
missionbeach ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:20:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Be very careful typing that.
NerdCrush ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:53 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's really funny because there is a song by Herspace Holiday called Japanese Gum. It's about being a slut.
Well, it's about someone that sleeps around.
Its not like I'm a slut
or that I really like to fuck.
I just want everyone I see
to walk away with part of me
until there's nothing left to love.
Until there's nothing left to hate.
I appreciate your help,
but even you can't save me
from myself.
JFeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was a good twist but took a long time to get there.
JessieN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I didn't even wanna watch the whole thing but I'm glad I did.
BritishStewie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
LeeHarveySnoswald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/gumsluts
ChocoTunda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting so I can find this later
Shroffinator ยท 1282 points ยท Posted at 20:56:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"not until we're married??" Where were those ethics when you were banging it out with LONG LONG in your apartment?
edit: Looking back that scene ended where LongLong was looking at her with her mouth open waiting for a kiss/standing bj. Next scene the bf comes home and sees the gum on the bed.
The rest of the glow filter sex scene was simply a fantasy the bf concocted through his jealous imagination. We only assume it took place because we don't know the twist yet. In reality, she awkwardly bought his candy and rubbed one out while thinking of him.
In conclusion: directors are smart and LongLong is a hopelessly romantic saint.
fleetber ยท 365 points ยท Posted at 21:55:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They weren't banging it out...he was just filling her mouth with gum
TheGreat9 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:27:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He left a big line of gum on the bed too.
DesignForDummies ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:44:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's not chewing if the teeth don't penetrate!
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:09:30 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did she swallow his gum or spit?
Sir_Metallicus116 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:33:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Another case of "just played with it a little"
McSquiggly ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:46:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
37 bits of gum? Not in a row?
[deleted] ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 22:19:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Jon_Aegon_Targaryen ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:54:22 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[9,nXW,xP,S
cainbackisdry ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:55:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sloot logic
trtryt ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 22:30:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Longman is her toyboy and shortman is her security.
missionbeach ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:21:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sure, we can go with that story.
Spram2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:47:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is what all tv commercials should strive for.
Tyrannosaurus_Rox_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:50:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-Chan deserves everything she got at the end
Noctis_Lightning ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:04:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's how you get super gonorrhea
Agent_Velcoro ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:42:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Longonorrhea
Kylde_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:44:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yea how did that part fit in with the ending?
DrunkenEffigy ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:06:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
90% sure long man just left her a gum. Tooru just imagined the gum-affair.
DisastrousProgrammer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:39:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Expect a long analysis from the Red Pill and how this commercial confirms their ideology.
ymOx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:10:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kiss? Suuure... That's how I shape my mouth when waiting for a "kiss" too...
Vadoff ยท 3179 points ยท Posted at 17:34:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
These are hilarious. I love how it forms a mini-drama.
[deleted] ยท 569 points ยท Posted at 17:51:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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dimechimes ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 19:38:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My man Giles from Buffy!
Vio_ ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 20:57:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, he was so hot in those commercials. I didn't even realize that was him until much later.
Mudders_Milk_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As handsome as he was in those commercials, many ladies (and a few gents) have assured me he was at his hottest when singing "Behind Blue Eyes" on an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
doyle871 ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 20:20:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vtYRyAUcnM
PAIRoDICE ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 21:58:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, you can cut this sexual tension with a knife. Am I ordering from Starbucks wrong? Is this what it's supposed to be like when you ask for coffee?
SortOfDumbocles ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 22:08:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In the 80's and 90's "Stopping by for coffee" was the same as today's "Netflix and chill."
natophonic2 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:30:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
meirl in the late 1980's and early 90's
IWantToBeAProducer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:11:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
cwoahfee
diddy1 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:00:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me. Some of us still use the good old coffee go to
bigtreeworld ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:42:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, that's just Anthony Stewart Head for you
quinpon64337_x ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:58:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
probably his whole body too.
Aenal_Spore ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:25:19 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k
appropriate-username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What would've been ideal is if they've had every kiss begins with Kay somewhere in there.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:52:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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dacooksta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But... why is it on xhamster?
afterdarkexotic ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:46:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
was having eyes very very far apart an 80s thing?
Architechno27 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:28:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, he had them slid back to a normal distance sometime in the 90s.
camdoodlebop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I need to see more
cipher_six ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I remember watching these commercials as a kid and thinking that drinking coffee would give me a cool accent.
Timthos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jen from IT!?
doyle871 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No she would have been about 8 at this time.
tifutrw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
British people and coffee? Whaaaat?
isorfir ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:57:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you mean Uther Pendragon
Iron_Chic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:59:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you mean Ripper!
somanystuff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:08:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
definitely more "Ripper" in those adverts
ADampDevil ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 20:57:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nescafรฉ Gold Blend ads in the UK were he same, made Anthony Head famous before the TV Buffy series. Although I thought he got the girl in the UK version.
quornonthecob ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:42:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/2Y7u-si90jo?t=183 and https://youtu.be/2Y7u-si90jo?t=274
steve_gus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:16:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And the BT phone commercials
kittycat1xo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:05:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And when daz washing machine powder had its own soap called cleaner close
heinzbumbeans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i think he did, and then they tried to introduce a new "coffee couple", but the magic was lost by then.
ImSrslySirius ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:20:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The article you linked kinda flies in the face of what /u/tantouz said. It suggests that they ended up shitcanning the series because people were too focused on the drama and not enough on the product.
photolouis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:56:18 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Some site created a rather ... disturbing end for one of these coffee dramas. Something about a brother coming back from being overseas. Sorry I don't have a link, but it was totally unexpected ... and hilarious.
Found it
nolotusnotes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:13:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing beats incestuous Christmas coffee!
ITSigno ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:27:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Much higher quality version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOQk_pWmisA
Oknight ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:16:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And David Lynch directed a Twin Peaks min-series as a set of Japanese Coffee commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZRHjC5wGI
appropriate-username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao that ass-pull at the end. That HAD to be someone telling a writer to end a series early.
icecreamsocialclub ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:46:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The saga of Rhonda and Ketut is a love story for the ages. Itโs a tale of chance encounters, unrequited love and car insurance.
ShadyBirdJohnson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer this one: https://youtu.be/MCYcwqXda1s
Sarsmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Scrolled down to find this comment.
groovel76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Immediately what I thought of. Lol
livingdread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I remember this! Also, the time SNL spoofed it using Dana Carvey in a series of fake spermicidal jelly commercials.
Im_inappropriate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This article was distributed via floppy disks on the AOL pigeon-mail network.
Vectorman1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Taster's Choice was an Americanized version of Nescafe Gold Blend Ads shown in the UK
Vectorman1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So popular there's a Concorde product placement in this one
Icemasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Folger's incest commercial original
Folger's incest commercial parody
They did a recut that still didn't cut out the sexual tension.
Throwaway_4_opinions ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 18:46:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I hope Mahrk who parodies those real people not actors ads follows this sort of direction.
analogkid01 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:34:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Chee-Chaaan, ya fuckin' whoooore, it's just fuckin' gum, fer chrissake..."
SkylineGT-R ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:03:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was hysterically laughing at the end. What a twist!
Oddsockgnome ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:33:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I posted this above, but Australia did the same thing with car insurance ads a while ago. https://youtu.be/DL0T_zFaHwU
ItsMattbrad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's also what Soap-Operas are, they started as soap commercials!
Fight_Purist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love how you typed out what you just saw.
abookfulblockhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I kept thinking โWell, that was a fun storyโ only for it to keep on going. I thought this three or four times over the course of the video.
DesignForDummies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I closed it at one point thinking it was over and I was only a 3rd of the way through it. After reading the comments on here I went back and watched the whole thing.
gruesomeflowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a complete wreck. What an emotional roller-coaster!
MrInsanity25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Made me think of that series of rap songs that came out like 6 or so years ago. They were fairly short, but there were like 30 of them and each one ended in a crazier cliffhanger. I think Weird Al did a parody of them.
wisepeasant ยท 8004 points ยท Posted at 19:24:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
First minute: This is fucking dumb.
Second minute: Okay, I'm listening.
Third minute: Chi-Chan, you bitch!
Fourth minute: Okay, they are going to make it.
Fifth Minute: Hilarious, confirmed Japan is still weird as fuck.
Ending: Long long maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!
Krispyz ยท 2898 points ยท Posted at 19:46:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I am so happy I stuck with it.
ComeWatchTVSummer ยท 2346 points ยท Posted at 20:44:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At first: A 6 minute commercial?!
Then at the end: I'll never forget these characters
Pokemon_Name_Rater ยท 1399 points ยท Posted at 21:09:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
6 minutes takes you from "Eh, I guess I'll watch it" to
through tears "Thank you for letting me be part of this"
tom255 ยท 415 points ยท Posted at 21:15:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I've known chi-chan for years, and long, long man has always been lurking around her. Creep.
Johnny90 ยท 357 points ยท Posted at 21:28:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But he's not really after chi-chan
thegooseofalltime ยท 389 points ยท Posted at 21:33:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was Tooru-san all aloooooooooong
addandsubtract ยท 250 points ยท Posted at 21:50:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
~Long Loooong Man~
Gestrid ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:47:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, it's
~Long, long maaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaan~
Wallstreetk3nny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Totally directed by M. Knight Shyamalan
IntimidatingBlackGuy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:40:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Use a spoiler tag, c'mon. /s
the_other_shoe ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:54:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nani?!?
Breadback ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:35:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
KONO TOORU DA!
ZepperMan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:45:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
DUN DUN DUN
km4xX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:18:56 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tooru-kun ;-)
Introverted_Fish ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:59:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did you finish the series?
CallMeRydberg ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:08:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yeah but i highly recommend the manga and light novel since it has more character development
waffleking369 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Underrated IMO
TheElusiveFox ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 21:33:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
err you mean him - guess you didn't watch the whole thing
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:31:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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veilwalker ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:04:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to 'Murica.
tom255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*Britain on a work day
x4000 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:10:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Someone didn't watch the sixth minute.
Redhavok ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:46:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That sums up anime
Pokemon_Name_Rater ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:55:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, this is suddenly relevant.
barktreep ยท 360 points ยท Posted at 21:26:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"It's 11 parts. I'll just watch 30 seconds and then read the comments"
6 minutes later
"why isn't there more? What happens during the honeymoon?"
SpellingHorror ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 22:42:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's for their new product, long multi-flavor.
Jenga_Police ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 21:17:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tooru-san, gomenasai (โก๏นโกโฟ)
Rubber_Rose_Ranch ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:38:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HI-Mi-TSU
mongoliancheesechees ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:15:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
(โก๏นโกโฟ)
throwawaycatsop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:14:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tooru has size D for Dragon!
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 21:40:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Also, you'll never forget: "Long long maaa-aa-aa-aaaaaan!"
ManStacheAlt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:57:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
SAX SOLO
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/Memeeconomy
antyone ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:45:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
6 minutes and still a better love story than twilight
SystemOutPrintln ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:51:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's 11 commercials
zgh5002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or the lessons I learned
Zacmon ยท 237 points ยท Posted at 21:05:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I got chills when the 'VS' became an ampersand. The snaking lines and the chime sealed the deal. Most anime seasons don't provide that kind of closure.
kirun ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 21:11:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Most anime seasons are a 12 episode ad to buy the manga/novels to get your closure.
stationhollow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:00:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thank god everyone's favorite fan service is back in a few days after a couple years hiatus and on track. Everyone needs some more devil/angel/dragon action.
avilang ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:06:30 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol is that high school dxd?
Token_Why_Boy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Berserk has angels?
Fantisimo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
technically i guess
reagan-nomics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:04 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you are referring to: "Shinmai Maou no Testament Departures", yes?
GarukAlt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Please do tell specifically what is returning? Iโm way out of the loop on the news.
x4000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But at least you can touch it.
Meocross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:52 on May 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to my life, is the reason i do not watch most airing anime anymore, do not string me along if you are not going to provide closure. What happened to the days of CLAMP? Thank god for studios like Madhouse.
-Agathia- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The voices synchronizing are also fantastic! So many emotions.
FartingWithASmile ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:07:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The line โItโs cut like that so you can eat it easier!โ just reduced me to a wobbly pile of laughter.
pumpinpat ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:46:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man, about 5:00 mins in I'm like "this is shit is gay as hell but I made it this far" then the fucking ending.
The rabbit part made me laugh too.
SonicRaptor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:03:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Same! I was literally a second away from exiting out at the third commercial, when I realized how amazing it was. Japan is hilarious
jojoga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ikr, it was weird at the beginning, but turned even weirder to the end.
I laughed very hard at that ending though!
Syscrush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You convinced me, thanks!
mrbort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for getting me to!
detecting_nuttiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm happy you made this comment, otherwise I would have given up after the first minute.
[deleted] ยท 419 points ยท Posted at 20:10:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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typical12yo ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 22:56:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I lost it there because I watch a ton of asian dramas and dying from an incurable disease is such an overused plot device. This entire commercial series is basically one giant parody of asian dramas.
FuzzyChrysalis ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 21:42:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That and his reaction. I couldn't stop laughing out loud.
ch0k3 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:08:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe she lied lol
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:15:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Stretch out!"
"Stop! I feel bad for the gummy!"
Simultaneously hooked and slayed right there.
[deleted] ยท 722 points ยท Posted at 20:27:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
CrazyPurpleBacon ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 21:03:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen, I believe we've found the new meta
gynoplasty ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 21:41:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can I touch it?
Was my hope for the new meta.
x4000 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:12:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure we just got about two metas per minute out of this. This is perhaps the most concentrated vein of reddit meta I've ever seen.
Gestrid ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:49:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can I touch it?
hardgeeklife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:36 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure we'll understand each other
JstHere4TheSexAppeal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:50:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, but I say that all the time already.
aohige_rd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:34 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long man vs the most interesting man in the world.
That ad could implode the universe.
Pillarsofcreation99 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:39:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This tune is now stuck in my head
AndThereWasNothing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:51:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAN
dzmarks66 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:31:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LONG LOOONG deep breath MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYAAAYAAYAAANNN
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I keep expecting to hear Careless Whisper when the first few notes of the sax take off after Long long maaaaan.
Pillarsofcreation99 ยท 263 points ยท Posted at 21:37:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Me at first : Top 10 anime betrayals , fucking chi-chan...
Me at end : Top 10 Heartwarming slice of life anime endings , fuck off chi-chan
LpSamuelm ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:17:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Beginning:
Ending:
At least some things never change.
Pillarsofcreation99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:36:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol ๐
bellrunner ยท 537 points ยท Posted at 21:16:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was the longest "BEGONE THOT" build up I've ever seen, lol.
[deleted] ยท 200 points ยท Posted at 21:29:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just realized they probably made this whole thing intentionally long because it's advertising the long gummy.
b95csf ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 22:07:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
6 episodes, one for each piece of gum in the pack of short gums
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:54:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S ALL CONNECTED
Marted ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:44:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
just like a long gummy
Peewee223 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:05:41 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But... but... there are 7...
b95csf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:29:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Secret episode confirmed!
Vladimir-Pimpin ยท 139 points ยท Posted at 21:32:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LONG LONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAD
satost ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:54:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as LONG LONG LAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Mikeataros ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:32:54 on April 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's the British localization
EatATaco ยท 229 points ยท Posted at 21:05:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
After the first commercial, and the second one started, I thought "wow, this goes on for 6 minutes?"
But how can you blame Chi-Chan? Who can resist a long long maaaaaaan!?
ADarkTwist ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 21:29:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, who doesn't like loooong things. Thatyoucantouch.
tabascodinosaur ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:51:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Are you saying I can touch it?
ADarkTwist ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:58:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know, did you at least bring me gum?
McFurBurglar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:33:22 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed at the second commercial when the dude said "That guy was here last time".
HolycommentMattman ยท 302 points ยท Posted at 20:27:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-chan was a whore! Glad she got jilted.
Angry_Magpie ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 21:08:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin thot
Combustible_Lemon1 ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 21:43:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
BEGONE THOT
WiiMachinE ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:08:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If she breathes...
x4000 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:14:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But... do they have to divorce, or is it an annulment, or what? The ceremony looked like it was over.
Long long man was kind of a dick with his timing.
Jaquestrap ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:56:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What I don't understand is, why did Long Long Man sleep with Chi-Chan if it was Tooru he was after the entire time?
Techercizer ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:10:34 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They never said that he did; there was just evidence that he was in the apartment, and Tooru jumped to that conclusion.
Jaquestrap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just re-watched it and I guess that's a plausible explanation.
__RelevantUsername__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did you watch the whole thing tho?
Edit: but yes she is
generic-volume ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 21:23:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
First minute: this thing is 6 minutes long?! No way I'm watching all of it
Sixth minute: noooo it's over!
FightTheFallen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I am going to be saying that all fucking night now. But not when I pee.๐
Recycle0rdie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long looonnng maaaaaaaaAAaaaAAaaannnnn
optimous012 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This comment made me push through the dumb start. I'm so glad I did. Long long mmmaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn
hrhog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When I seen how long it was I thought Iโd just watch 20 seconds and call it, but nope! Watched it all the way through
Exclemator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's so true and I'm not even mad.
Scumbag__Stephanie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've never related to a comment more in my life LOL.
jroddie4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LONG LOOONG MAAAAAAAYYYYYNNNNNNN
caladbolg_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That last one will be stuck in my mind forever.
Finally, a genuinely funny earworm.
Fuck_Alice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Glad I skipped to the end and just guessed there would be a twist
ds612 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The love story is better than twilight.
PM_me_UR_duckfacepix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*Ending: Subliminal sexual programming complete; now require long long man.
**Or, ya know, a gang of seven short guys.
StewofPuppies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"It's cut short to make it easier to eat!"
Taucoon23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ftfy
jackinginforthis1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not any weirder than anywhere else cmon
Naggers123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
SHE'S FUCKING DYING GIVE HER A BREAK
veilwalker ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:03:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How weird was Japan before world War 2?
I can't believe the US damaged them so much that they are this weird but here we are. They enjoy some weird ass shit.
PenXSword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Here. Have a sample.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirime
TheFlashFrame ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:58:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My new Steam name
Orcus424 ยท 535 points ยท Posted at 18:38:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is better than almost every Superbowl commercial in years.
pnloyd ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 22:13:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just looked like a tide Ad too me.
Insanepaco247 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 00:27:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I generally agree that Super Bowl commercials have sucked lately, but Tide was solid this year.
Redbird9346 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:38:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ๅฝผใใฎๆใฏๆธ ๆฝใงใใ Tideๅบๅใงใชใใใฐใชใใพใใใ
Their clothes are clean. It must be a Tide ad.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:36:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's also much Long LONG GERRRRRRRRRRRRR.
HS_ALtER ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We need a gofundme account to get all of these on the superbowl.
Shwoolk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:20:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly hasnโt seen Danny DeVito bathe in a tub of chocolate.
SuperFreakonomics ยท 1042 points ยท Posted at 18:11:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
that's a shyamalan level twist.
dante_flame ยท 196 points ยท Posted at 23:51:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shyamalan wishes he could come up with twists this good
Candlematt ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:00:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, in The Sixth Sense you find out that the dude in that hair piece the whole time, that's Bruce Willis the whole movie.
ClubbyTheCub ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:04:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamned now you spoiled it for me
to_the_hunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
this looong
mundotaku ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:44:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a twist!!!
fadadapple ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:21:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The music video for Call Me Maybe did the same thing
some_witty_username ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:22 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shyamalong
thelandan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man Night Shymalong
Versaiteis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
it's all about the long con
Flavourized ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He likes to be called Muh Night
captain_craptain ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:54:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In that it was predictable?
SrGrimey ยท 1551 points ยท Posted at 17:44:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long long maaaan!!
japalian ยท 231 points ยท Posted at 21:24:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/SXqT5cp.jpg
I-like-winds ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 01:47:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
N U T
ActualWhiterabbit ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:40:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Slowest gif of all time
NasalSnack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:22 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
wererat2000 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:28:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'm seduced.
forever-and-a-day ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:18 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He knows his gum.
spedwagoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ใขใ
MoonStache ยท 387 points ยท Posted at 20:44:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to be screaming this all the time now and everyone will think I am insane.
Jenga_Police ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 21:10:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HA! Everyone already thinks I'm insane so I can do this consequence free!
embracing_insanity ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:28:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Right there with ya. Although, this might just be the tipping point to getting committed. Worth it.
tom255 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:13:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
People would just think you were bragging
stormarsenal ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:20:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or that he's gay.
davy1jones ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:18:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ohh youโre one of those people that have inside jokes with themselves?
Slutha ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:50:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit youโd totes be an absolute mad man!1!1!!
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Grumpy_Kong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There will be at least one person in the thousands of people you casually pass that has seen this video. The world is smaller than you think.
A few years back I was a WWE fan, and was particularly into The Hurricane, and I was trying to get through a huge crowd of carts in an aisle in the grocery store so I imitated the first part of his tagline: "STAND BACK!!
And halfway across the store another guy looked up and shouted 'THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!'
And the wrestler had only been on the air like twice at that point.
chabaz ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 21:13:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This needs to be a phone notification asap
SirLordNovak ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 22:18:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That would get so annoying.
Iโm going to get it immediately.
hrhdhrhrhrhrbr ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:13:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
> ringtone
Taken from the final installment, which has the most audio
EDIT: https://drive.google.com/file/d/19TW3w2-Rf3LGEb_gtwzR3nFjqp1l6R2F/view?usp=sharing
EDIT2: As /u/conviction_oven amazingly pointed to get around the download quota:
marking_time ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:04:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Omg, my new ringtone!
Roscoes--Wetsuit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Someone in the thread already made it a ringtone you can download
guitarpick8120 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 21:15:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds like the way Trey Parker would sing it
Omg_Shut_the_fuck_up ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:08:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I am fairly sure it is him. Its his style to a tee. If it isnt then it's a damn good impression.
MakeYouAGif ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 95% sure it's him just because I feel that confident but could be totally wrong but I'm going to say it is anyways.
choose-a-number ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:16:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm never going to get that out of my head
YannisNeos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the refrain of "What's my name" from Snoop Dogg
https://youtu.be/-hIjgofcuWU?t=102
nobodytoyou ยท 690 points ยท Posted at 18:30:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
the virgin tooru vs the chad long long man
Sir_Poofs_Alot ยท 357 points ยท Posted at 21:35:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They believed they were rivals when in reality they are both halves of the same gummi...
somedelightfulmoron ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 22:21:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's cut like that so you can eat it easier!!
[deleted] ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 21:38:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
bruh chi Chan was the virgin, long long man and tooru are both chads
CypressBreeze ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:00:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not a virgin much longer.
mylord420 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:15:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
SoundsOfChaos ยท 479 points ยท Posted at 18:43:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/InterdimensionalCable
b1galex ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 19:34:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good Sir, what kind of rabbit hole you just sent me down?
Fresh_C ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 20:25:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I just saw a mariachi band serenade a beluga whale.
My life is complete.
BothBawlz ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:33:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you have any Gatorade?" asked the toothpaste, and then the gunfire began. Always use incognito mode.
maraki42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:36:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's a whole world of youtube videos of people serenading animals, it's amazing! Have you seen the one with the guy who serenades cows with his trombone?
LonelyRasta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Not getting that time back...
Stoner95 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:35:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/u/mrmcpowned made this site to play that sub's content on shuffle if you want a bottomless rabbit hole.
mrmcpowned ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:56:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And boy, is it bottomless
gin_and_toxic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/DeepIntoYoutube
Brownra04 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:39:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me a bit of what /r/youtubehaiku used to be.
SoundsOfChaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If the haikus were oddly abstract poems?
Iohet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Stay Tuned the subreddit?
funkyb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Point of order: is posting something from die Antwort cheating?
Sven2774 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of that fake drug commercial Adult Swim aired.
1RedOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get the joke behind that sub.
SoundsOfChaos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:58:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's based on a small segment in the Rick and Morty show called Interdimensional Cable. It's cable TV from every conceivable reality so it get's pretty odd and abstract. A video like this just gives off that vibe.
H4zyn ยท 583 points ยท Posted at 17:46:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh No!!! "๐ตLonnnnnnnnnnng Maaaaaaaaaan๐ถ" is going to be stuck in my head all day now! Side note: hilarious post ๐
shark649 ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 19:18:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you mean long.... long.... maaaaannnnn itโs the double long I got stuck
Wingser ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:31:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โชโซlongโซโช
SabashChandraBose ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:30:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The sax riff before reminded me of George Michael's Careless Whisper
blooblop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:46:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In case anyone wanted it as a ringtone or notification sound.. for whatever reason.
MrEpicwill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That means the ad is working
I avoid radio like the plague because 50% of my idle brain these days is just repeating jingles for products that were discontinued in 2012 yet I somehow still remember them
๐๏ธ FolloweroftheAtom ยท 2410 points ยท Posted at 18:12:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Top 10 anime betrayals
[deleted] ยท 622 points ยท Posted at 19:46:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Randomn355 ยท 202 points ยท Posted at 20:10:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I did think long man had a LOT of gum to be eating....
VibeMaster ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 21:37:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know anything about this particular product, but I'm fairly sure it's not gum in the western sense. In Japan it is taboo to take food out of your mouth, so chewing gum isn't really a thing. This is likely a gummi candy, similar to hi-chew, if anyone actually knows what it is, I'd love to be corrected.
SortOfDumbocles ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 22:12:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As if taking food other than gum out of your mouth is a perfectly normal thing to do in Western society?
b95csf ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:15:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
do you never fellate your hotdog? really?
wererat2000 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:36:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Of course not! I fellate my bananas, like a reasonable adult.
GailaMonster ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:04:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
how do japanese people eat cherries or olives - are they always pitted before eating, or is it acceptable to spit out the pits?
Arutyh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:23:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen plenty of anime where people will spit out watermelon seeds for fun, so at least there's that.
Harden-Soul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao tbf a ton of manga is jut Japanese artists trying to incorporate Western culture with Japanese culture. I always saw things like chewing on straw or spitting out watermelon seeds as an attempt at that
b95csf ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:14:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
pits are not food. try to keep up.
GailaMonster ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:18:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chewing gum isn't food either, ya jabronie.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:30:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But you don't chew the pits like you do with gum, maybe that's the difference?
SunglassesDan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:45:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chewing gum is absolutely a thing there. Certainly not as popular as it is in the US, but I think that has more to do with how terrible the quality is there than any cultural issue.
deedeekei ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wait what I chew gum here all the time
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:35:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Betrix5068 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Isnโt that what the wrappers are for? All good gum comes with it and thatโs been true since 2007 at the latest.
m1nty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What are you talking about, have you never been to a convenience store or supermarket? They always have gum in the candy section and near the registers. They have the pieces of paper/small post-its in the containers to discard of the gum too
Fleagonzales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:46 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was pretty cool when I lived there for half a year. I bought a container of clorets gum and was confused for a second when I found little post-it notes inside.
Foofnarr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But sometimes chewing a lot of gum is awesome! Have you ever just taken a huge bite out of one of those Hubba Bubba bubble tapes? It's as sacrilegious as biting across all 4 Kit-Kats instead of breaking them apart, but it's oh so satisfying.
quitethequietdomino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long long man to you!
xLyrical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine what else Chi-Chan could fit in her mouth if it was all gum.
howtospellorange ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:56:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It even says "gummy" in the subtitles, I don't know how OP messed that up
๐๏ธ FolloweroftheAtom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:08:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was so excited to post this in Reddit, I fucked up my grammer, my apologies!
astrangeone88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, she says "gummy", and after her bf catches her with Long Long Man, he tries to stretch out the gummy.
That sounds really weirdly tasty. There's an Asian junk food vendor with a lot of imported sweets (he had the creme brulee kit kats!) near me and I might drop by to get some of these....
ladedafuckit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly really don't like them, but I can ship you one if you can't find it
astrangeone88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! Will keep you in mind! :)
[deleted] ยท 191 points ยท Posted at 21:23:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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ProgramTheWorld ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 22:07:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder why you are so familiar with these tags
kkawabat ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:29:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NTR is the pinnacle of hentai
dragonduelistman ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:33:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Idk man, tentacle and incest are pretty iconic.
Eranaut ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:48:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mind break too
chocojello ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:27:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Goes hand in hand with ahegao.
Marted ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:52:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Watch your tongue.
Kered13 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:44:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You probably enjoy ugly bastard too.
Ace0fspad3s ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:39:44 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It pains me to agree with you :(
Meem0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
man that's only like a level 2 or 3 anime meme
Kurayami666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:34 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NTR?
LeSquidliestOne ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it stands for netorare. Literally means cuckold, so you can imagine what that entails
thatguywelike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:44 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
don't play with my heart like that fam
Vslacha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was a Long long connnnnnnn!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tooru and chi chan should have a kid
youresoshitplsdie ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:10:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
XD le youtube comment meme
jojoga ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I.. I don't know how to break it to you... but, uhm... these aren't anime, bro!
Trung020356 ยท 237 points ยท Posted at 20:53:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/SuddenlyGay
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:05:44 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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muyuu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:12:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Market opportunity.
BossAVery ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 17:58:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a twist!!!
Zalpha ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 19:41:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I did not see that coming and yet it seemed so obvious in the end.
BothBawlz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:29:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Opposites attract I guess...
incapablepanda ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 18:20:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
that was an emotional roller coaster
ThEflatClarinet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Came to say this. It truly was.
roachPpPpPp ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 19:45:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When a commercial has a better concept than 80% of all the movies coming out lately...
Meocross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:47 on May 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The sad truth.
elheber ยท 191 points ยท Posted at 19:50:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't follow NTR. NTR follows me.
[deleted] ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 22:04:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
he says as he types -vanilla, -happy, +break.
TheWillRogers ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:09:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Too tsum, too tsum.
QuantumLeapofFaith ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:39:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
+ugly bastard
heavymountain ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:52:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
which site do you use those for. I'm a tsumino person.
Otakeb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sankaku man, myself.
FreshPrinceofEternia ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:54:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Me too brother. Me too.
glitchyPhantasma ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:37:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It is a curse we have to live with
Nconvenience ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 19:01:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda reminds me of the fruit loops commercials they ran for like 5 years straight. Tucan Sam and his sons were trying to find new flavors by sailing away or some shit. Every like 6 months they'd fine a flavor and it'd be the new addition.
That's the only series commercial similar to this I've seen in the US
ask-me-about-my-cats ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:07:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I remember those commercials! I never saw more than the same few though.
kris9292 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:06:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gold fish had a similar thing going on too
CoolAlf ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 18:33:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a twist! Also you'll forgive me but... loooong loooong maaaaaan!
[deleted] ยท 272 points ยท Posted at 19:10:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japan has some entertaining commercials. This one's short but my favorite:
https://youtu.be/dysfQYhMLUQ
BurkusCat ยท 236 points ยท Posted at 21:51:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I like this Hearthstone one a lot: https://youtu.be/CodP4SAQiKY I have to imagine ads like these would do really well in the west. They would stand out from all the mundane ads and people would talk about them.
Stormfly ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 22:49:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I saw that linked last time somebody brought up this travesty
And yeah, that was an actual ad that people paid for.
[deleted] ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 23:03:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that is bad. The Japanese one at least plays on their cultural tropes - this is just rubbish and low quality.
Atario ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:00:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno, it's a pretty American trope to do things half-assed
shayhtfc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:26:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What if thats what all Japanese people think about their crazy adverts?
And what if the Japanese find that American Hearthstone advert unbelieveably funny?!!
I'm blowing my own mind here!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Like anything from one's own culture it can come off as mundane quite often. Though these days I really appreciate quirky British advertising, US style advertising has pervaded the UK and I'm not fond of it at all.
souljabri557 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:08:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god what the fuck, I'm going to be sad for the rest of the day now :(
Leaves_Swype_Typos ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If you haven't heard, maybe this will perk you up for the day: Deckard Cain is confirmed as the next Heroes of the Storm character!
souljabri557 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what that game is but awesome!
Leaves_Swype_Typos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Assuming you're familiar with Diablo; Heroes of the Storm (aka HOTS) is Blizzard's LoL/DOTA clone with all their properties and some unique twists. Deckard Cain has been half-jokingly looked forward to for years.
souljabri557 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not even sure what Diablo is honestly, and I've never played LoL or DOTA. I've played Halo Wars and I liked that though!
Leaves_Swype_Typos ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:35:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, my bad, I just kind of assume other Hearthstone players have experience with all the big Blizzard properties.
souljabri557 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:37:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I never played Heartstone either lol! Just here from /r/all
Honestly though I played WoW for 10 years and I know Blizzard makes great stuff. I've never played Overwatch, Heroes of the Storm, or Heartstone, but I would bet good money that they are all fantastic.
TomatoIceCream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And it is. Just great games all around. I wish more games followed blizzard.
maoejo ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:49:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God, that is the cringiest shit ever and I didn't even think I knew how to cringe.
A_Canadian_appears ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:01:03 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just....why. Why does that exist? Why did someone write it? Why did someone direct it? Why did someone pay for it? And why did they decide to run it? Who are these people making bad decisions?
This made me unreasonably upset.
systemshock869 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:55:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The boss's kid got to do his commercial
The_Real_FN_Deal ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:35:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Japanese ad accomplished more with fewer words.
beepborpimajorp ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:20:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
why is putin's less successful doppleganger swiping someone else's gwac? damn.
Sanshuri ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
don't like the GUAC BOI huh??
AllThunder ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:34:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why'd you do it!
This song is intense.
As far as I can tell have been made for this ad and there is no full version.
Would love to be wrong.
BurkusCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure I have searched for the same thing before ๐ข
hochoa94 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:56:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I had never seen it and iit was hilarious especially the coffee scene
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit that's good
SixPackAndNothinToDo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I recently travelled to America, and all the ads in America are insane.
Spram2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was great.
Reminds me of the end of Return of the King, "You bow to no one".
Koreash ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 21:44:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol wtf
mrfrobozz ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:47:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well that left me with more questions than answers. Thanks...?
souljabri557 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:10:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For anyone wondering what the song in that commercial is it's Air in D Major by Bach. One of the most hauntingly beautiful pieces of all time in my opinion.
masterfain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:16:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I want to say I recognize the xylophone version up above in some anime but I can't put my finger on it. Maybe cowboy bebop?
souljabri557 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I heard it in a hentai game. This one to be specific: https://legendofkrystal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=8401&p=666892&cache=1
NSFW
masterfain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. I personally don't watch that type of thing, so it would have to be something else. You know what? Now that I think about it, it might have been a different song I'm thinking of that was in Battle Royal.
souljabri557 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:38:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yeah uhh I don't watch that kind of thing either my friend showed it to me and I thought it was really gross like who would watch that "hentai" stuff like it's so weird cartoon girls and stuff, no thanks, not for me, no hate if other people do it but that's just not me, only my friend does that and he is weird so yeah, none of that stuff for me
masterfain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah man, no judgement. Everyone has their thing. Just bugging the hell out of me where I've heard it before haha.
kingswaggy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was MAYBE Ellen lied? I swear I've heard it in that show before.
masterfain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oddly enough you can look up Bach on myanimelist Only one I could possibly recall would be Neon Genesis, and I'm pretty sure they used the original. It'll come to me at some point.
kingswaggy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:22 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That is strange. ๐ค at least I can search for composers I like and see if I like the anime.
GrantOz44 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hyouka is definitely what you're thinking of.
ShortOkapi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:32:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite is still he series of short commercials for Tarako pasta sauce. https://youtu.be/4QUrM0kJkjc. Cuteness and weirdness overload at the same time.
If you're still not stuck to that song, try the long version: https://youtu.be/_vZjchJ89_w.
TheLittleGoodWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That is fucking terrifying man.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:50:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf did I just watch
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:18:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Art
ProgramTheWorld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Typical Japanese commercial
TransformerTanooki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The best porn you've ever seen.
kvothe5688 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:11:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf I watched? Omg my sides
schoolruler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:30:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was completely and utterly unnecessary. Where do I buy some sushi?
b95csf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
what the
BigDrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0LfLk9lLEg
Ragnarotico ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 19:12:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY! The TWISTS. THE TURNS! SUGOIIIIII
Knut_Sunbeams ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 19:15:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well i have a new ringtone
Plasticphallus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:11:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How do you make this into a ringtone? I need it.
Forest_Grumpy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:33:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Android
DDeadRoses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs possibly on iOS. Itโs just requires a more complicated process.
HawaiiSunshine ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:05:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel pretty emotionally invested into this gum now
RobertPill ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:07:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Suddenly I really feel like my gum might not be adequate.
mimibrightzola ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:51:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
a lot of guys lie about their gum length, for example, a trick that guys with shorter gums do to make their gum look longer is stack up all their short gums in a row.
RobertPill ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:09:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
None of those tricks are going to mean a damn thing once a long long man comes walking by.
tellmedatwhy ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 20:51:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone remember the Fanta Ads from years ago? Definitely one of my favorites
UnwantedLasseterHug ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:08:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you dj sensai. you insensitive jerk
ZozoAyooo12 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:37:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Haha mr. DJ โ3Xโ wiccki wiccki wiccki โWrong.โ
ActualWhiterabbit ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:53:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
kolorete ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:40:32 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, what the hell?
itak365 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:20:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
INSOLENCE!
std_out ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:52:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Never saw it before. love these ads, thanks for the link!
Marduk28 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:59:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! These are great too!
ChromakeyDreamcoat ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 18:15:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is a gummy candy, not gum FYI
heebath ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:26:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I want some. Anywhere sell these in the US?
sleeplessone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
These specific ones, probably not outside of an specialty asian store. Other similar ones would be something like HiChew which Iโve seen at CostCo though those arenโt long and thin.
ChromakeyDreamcoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My local Japanese supermarket (SF) has 'em. Not sure about other places though.
Damdamfino ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:39:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking thank you
infinifunny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome, you can keep eating it for a loong time
fluffpuffkitty ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:36:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When "Days of our Lives"...becomes "Gum of our Lives"!
Vio_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:58:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As the gum longs
fluffpuffkitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I like it!
Ezl ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:12:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was offput that it was an ad but I clicked. I was offput by the length but I watched. Absolutely worth it.
Solierm_Says ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:30 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely
[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 20:15:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is Trey Parker the guy who says Long Man? lol
Secret_Ions ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:31:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's all I can hear... Loooong Loooong MAAAAAAAAAAAAYYAAARN
HouAngelesDodgeStros ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:13:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now you're a LONG LONG MAEAYAAHHHNNNN
typeonapath ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:14:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what I came here to say! hahahaha
thebreaksmith ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 17:51:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a wild ride.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:13:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay* ride
spacesoulboi ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:55:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
okay now that was a Twist I did not see coming
kurosen ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:14:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How I wish we had commercials like this in the US - the closest we've gotten are those Tide ads.
SuperFreakonomics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
maybe this was a tide ad
askjacob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:24:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Did you forget the old spice stuff? While not episodic they sure had an impact that seemed absurdist and borrowed a bit from some Japanese commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2SlCja3zo
BananenMatsch ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:36:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-Chan you ungreatful bitch.
Exessen ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:03:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can't stop laughing, this is amazing.
Never change Japan.
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:24:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
~Long~
Slutha ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:57:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
~Long~
marking_time ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 22:10:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
~Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
TerrariaSlimeKing ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:23:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is incredibly entertaining!
bboymokei ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:06:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Omg if all ads where like this I would be broke as fuk
dankpiece ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Watch all Japanese commercials, then buy imported
Rirawin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:20:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best thing I have seen all week.
ReadingCorrectly ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:00:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love how they change the "vs" to a "&" at the end (that way I know Long Man will not betray Tooru-san)
everfalling ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:03:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NTR in my commercials now? God damn it!
znhunter ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:22:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japan exist on a different plane of reality than the rest of the world.
maglorseregon ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:34:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
this is by far one of the greatest things i've seen. i haven't checked how long the video was and it got just way better every moment. for more than 6 minutes.
_Abefroman_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:42:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I did not think this was going to be funny for six whole minutes. I was wrong. So wrong.
sakipooh ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:53:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was pretty good.
TheGameSlave2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:23:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a fuckin' rollercoaster of emotion. People should take notes. This is how commercials should be.
arbitrageME ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:54 on June 28, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
and movies and books and video games
reality_aholes ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:53:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Um this is better that most TV. I approve this!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:00:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Trey Parker doing the long long man lol
Itamii ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:39:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese ads are the best, no matter what they're selling
razguy89 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:35:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
2 things: 1. Who has the ringtone for this? I need to add this to my wifeโs phone for when I call/text her. 2. I wasnโt ready for this emotional rollercoaster.
yo_sup_d00d ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:57:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No one ever pays me in gum :(
Mida_Multi_Tool ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:40:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This commercial would not be tolerated in America.
God bless Japan.
The_JEThompson ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:52:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Still a better love story than Twilight
Mansome_reddit ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:58:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This video belongs on the bigdickproblems sub Reddit.
SparkytheStuntDog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:57:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christmas what a roller coaster.
crazyleaf ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:06:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm actually surprised I watched the whole thing. I usually get bored very fast. Not bad, not bad!
Marmite_Badger ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:39:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can't wait for season 2
chrisdcco ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:54:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, I didn't know Trey Parker did Japanese commercials.
bystander007 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:00:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest asian drama series I've ever watched. It's also the first. But has set the bar very high.
thePolterheist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:00:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.
CidCrisis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:16:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I, for one, welcome our new Long Overlords.
danivus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:26:22 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck. That bitch fucked Long Long Man but wouldn't even kiss her fiance?
What a hoe.
Cakellene ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:31:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His was too short.
dragoonjefy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:58:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
~Long Long Man~
Paul6334 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:12:52 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs clear to me now that culture-wise, Japan surpassed us long ago.
XeroboxMedia ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:37:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So who reminisced about George Michael's - Careless Whispers when watching this ad?
PM_ME_GIFTCARDS_PLS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:13:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
the song was definitely written to be a license-free version of careless whispers
WhiteyB ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:51:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
great twist at the end here!
MlkShakes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:23:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a ride and a half
smokey3121 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:56:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a fucking roller coaster of a ride.
OmgYoshiPLZ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:06:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
oh my god. this is amazing.
felixthemaster1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:58:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's not gum, OP. It's just a gummy
VanIsleNorm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:28:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm. Soft candy, not chewing gum.
Cosmic_Bride ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:36:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a story Mark. What a twist my lord the acting was brilliant
longshot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:36:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I've never walked away from commercials with such a sense of closure.
bryceguy72 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:38:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's one hell of a plot twist at the end. I did not see that coming.
Lieutenant029 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:39:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just as good as I expected. Japanese commercials never let down lol.
CMaatH ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:04:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the real future of entertainment. A series revolving around a series of products, with all else secondary too... LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
dadarknight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:05:18 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I just watched all 6 minutes of this.
thunderheads ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:25:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I canโt believe I watched the entire thing. That plot twist in the end though!
NeilaTheSecond ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:45:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was more invested in this than I expected.
jondySauce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:53:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone tell me why 'long long man' is spoken (sung?) in english?
pogisanpolo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:14:34 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
English sounds cool and hip to the Japanese ear.
joanzen ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:41:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Okay if I saw this on the shelf I'd have to buy a pack now. I wouldn't eat it, I'd just put it beside my screen at work so everyone would know.
neinninja ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:11:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
An engaging storyline with an unexpected plot twist! What a way to sell gum! Well done Japan ๐
trynagetrich ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:28:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was a weird but pleasant surprise. Glad I clicked.
legojohn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was hilariously perfect.
Only thing that would have made it THE greatest commercials of all time is if Long Man had been played by Bill Lost in Translation Murray.
Just think. And eat some Long Long Maaaaaaaan gummis.
Obligatius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well that went on longer than expected.
DarkestJediOfAllTime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just like long long maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn.
yeontura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long Loong Aaaaaaaaad
HardlinerBullet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:38:18 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I just found my new ringtone.
bleaver03 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:41:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have never been so invested in an advertisement.
Kevroeques ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:59:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a saga, and my emotions are all over the place. Well done.
RyanHx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:59:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was an emotional rollercoaster
jadayne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:01:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How long did this campaign run for? Seems they were playing the long game.
Uhm-I-dunno ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:01:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was intense. Glad I stayed with it until the very end.
Dennygreen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:03:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
that was beautiful
IMSmurf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:05:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
CHI-CHAN DON'T BREAK HIS HEART!!! Okay that was the best, I want more.
extruderalert ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:05:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was so hilarious. More twists than 24.
Valesparza ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:05:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man that was a fucking roller coaster.
No_Farting_Monster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:07:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I never thought gum would give me a penis complex, what a time to be alive... I guess :(
Edit: If this commercial has taught me anything I apparently secretly long for a man that can give it to me.
KnifeKnut ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:49:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is an example of the perfect commercial campaign. Not only is it entertaining, the product is an integral part of the entertainment, making sure your remember product being advertised, instead of just the entertaining parts of the commercial.
RottenCrotch69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:34:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
~Long Long Man~
dmcrider ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:48:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
better than the last Hollywood movie I saw....
Joevahskank ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:02:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was a wild roller coaster of emotions, and I'm so glad I got on
CatpainLeghatsenia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:04:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If every ad was like this I wouldn't use adblock
7am_2bottles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:45:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
such a beautiful saga!
Garystri ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:18:04 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heres a playlist of the Softbank White Family one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va5DnXP5xhs&list=PLczG_jjS4dkuWH9xQwl040VyV_s-X54T9
Garystri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:39:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Boss coffee series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39MILG4txBk&list=PLE118DCD5344C0BC1&index=1
bunnyfreakz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:13:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did I just watched 6 min of advertising and I love the shit out of it?
Solierm_Says ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:38:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If commercials were like this in the US I would buy a lot more stuff
DASimon777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:42:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was amazing lol
Yokies ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:30:29 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That bike jacket even says "Long Distance"
sjioldboy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:08:23 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the cast, for those interested:
eat_my_vahinny ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:30 on April 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow...these are amazing. So many twists. I laughed, I cried, I laughed again. Long long maaaaan
wi_2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:50:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
looong looong maaaaaaaaan
purplesock92 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:29:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I LOVED THAT
HiroLegito ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:59:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if it's a play on word but her name is Chi-chan and Chi-chai means small hmm
rimarua ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:13:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/unexpected
0mnica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
First thought when I got to the end. lol
omalik ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:34:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
wow can you imagine being cucked by chewing gum?
hegotmehard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Umm gum
m5online ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda reminds me of the old tasters choice commercials..
Kalahbear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I watched all that for vs to become and. Not even mad
TheUnsuper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Six sense ain't got nothing on this
Arkh__Longstride ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well.... this is fucking genious.
Sapphirice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japan's always on that good shit
Endyo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I need that song. I have so many uses for it... at least that's what I'll tell people on the internet.
linktrakker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LOL! wtf did I just watch...
Satyrsol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Where did they find a guy that could so properly pronounce "LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAAN"?
murica_dream ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:00:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
producer probably had a friend who's a western expat.
IISuperSlothII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tbf it's not like Japan doesn't have a lot of singers who can sing English really well
BlueHarvest28 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is it like chewing gum or like Haribo?
AndThisGuyPeedOnIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gummy candy, not chewing gum. https://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/asian-food/snacks-candy/gummies/uha-sakeru-gummy-grape-1-16-oz
JrtheWriter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
By why did long man sleep with Chi chan?
PlayedUOonBaja ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:13:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He was imagining that.
CidCrisis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:15:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or Long Long Man just bats for both teams. Chi Chan was pretty fine after all.
But Tooru was his true love.
moisellenatalia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why
tritter211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
because LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
smilbandit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
wait why did long long man get in bed with chi-chan if he was after her boyfriend?
Slackware1180 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:58:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't. The guy just imagined that when he saw the gum.
smilbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, thanks
slingblade73 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Every girl crazy 'bout a long long man.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
is this about long penis?
Dharkd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
this epic tale had better writing than the walking dead
ilostmyotheraccount ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There is so much to unpack here I don't know where to start
adc604 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long long man
lol, too funny.
rjoseba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that was a wild ride!!! worth the watch!
AbrasiveLore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I expect to see variations of this flooding /r/youtubehaiku soon.
Mexnexus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I am missing the part of firmware in my brain to understand the Japanese.....but I love the weirdness
Skeegle04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:56 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Firmware?
MasterbeaterPi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This should be in the commercials for a movie. That way you can see them all.
spockified ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I really want some of that gum right now. But all I have is Big League Chew.
Reddipep ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Better love story than Twilight
meatboysawakening ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is the candy any good?
gidget_the_corgi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Netorare!
Skrambl3z ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We need an hour loop of the long long man song LOL
Anarchist16 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long live long man
bystander007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone with tech skills make a sound bit of this from 5:29 to 5:53? This going to a new ringtone for me.
Skeegle04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:44 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No.
DaIronchef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
See they come up with this shit without weed. Can you imagine what they can do if they got high?
Mrorange002 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is so fucking incredible. If every commercial was done in a story fashion like this, I would actually pay attention to them. Now I need to order me some of that long man gum!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LONGGGG LONGGGGGGGGGGG MANNNNNNNNNNNK
DaPapuhBoi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
R/suddenlygay
SDC_dude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy cow, what a ride!
pantsbuster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
longgggg man
lionfireshg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So great!
Samwyzh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This one was an emotional roller coaster
Reformedjerk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow... Japan and America have different cultures.
I'm glad I live in a time where I can experience both from the comfort of my home.
IISuperSlothII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tbf experiencing Japan from the comfort of Japan is definitely worth the experience.
Just don't do a me and get so drunk you fall asleep on a train for 2 hours waking up back where you started with some very bewildered Japanese people staring at you.
CarltonSagot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They really know how to do it over in Japan.
Nukemm33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Stretch it out!" That's good advice. Women will respond well.
Isaac_Shepard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
that was an ordeal, way better than the daytime tv drama you get in america
xfustercluck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This made my fucking day LOL
twodogsfighting ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of Survive Style 5+
Graham_Stoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whatโs your function?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In the end all he wanted was a loooong long man.
Duke--Nukem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I reddit.
boobyoclock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
wtf did i just watch!
dudefam420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long video but sooo worth sitting through!! Genius!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Eh. The manga was better.
jojoga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder what she would say about these badboys - 2m (~78") long.
TheEpitome0fAwkward ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit what a good commercial!! Someone actually brought these into work one time and I thought they had a weird texture, but fuck this commercial just convinced me to buy a box and send them to my girlfriend!
bubba_feet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i need to have LONG LOOOONG MAAAAAAAAANNNNN as a ringtone.
Taz_H ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Commerical funny
GasOnFire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to Japan in a week. I'm going to long long man.
NexusPatriot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Scrolling by this, I thought it was titled โJapanese Cum Control.โ
Scrolled back to inspect. Saw title. Was disappointed. Then watched video. No longer disappointed.
Thr0wawayGawd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese cuck porn with a surprise twist.
mosluggo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is that manny pacquiao??
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is pure genius. God my sides hurt.
redline2066 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Still better than Twilight.
TigerSharkFist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
An asian girl is obsessed with a long man...Yeah that is true.
SheepGoesBaaaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
6 minutes? Im Not watching an ad that's 6 mi ...
*2 MINS LATER\*
~ \Loooooong* ~*
Rinse_Et_Repeat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is is going to blow up. One of the best plot twists in modern cinema history. The emotions I felt inside me were unfathomable.
OneForkShort ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I need to go find this today. Will report back.
aerger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Young and dumb, and full of gum
vkrish1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
emotional roller coaster! fcking brilliant !
BritishBurger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is my ringtone.
GRLS-PM-YR-BEWB ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:57:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-chan is a hoe. Real talk.
Bkwordguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was quite a roller-coaster ride.
A loooooooong-loooooooong ride. Man.
Vic_Vinager ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When does season 2 come out?
April_Fabb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
god damn, the Japanese really know how to make these kinds of absurd adverts where the story gets gradually absurder. One of my all-time favourites is the 7up time traveller.
CidCrisis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was fucking beautiful.
Thank you for posting.
Also, that's not Japanese. (Sounds like some Chinese dialect) Still great though.
NJcTrapital ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So.
Is there a Japanese commercial sub yet?
Wiskeos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i cant tell if i regret watching this or not
actioncheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I thought it was going to be something about flying bananas that made no sense, but that was awesome! What a ride!
greatslyfer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now this is great marketing, holy.
anwesen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a fucking rollercoaster of emotion.
Theking1243 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:17 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
~ Long Long Man ~ I may sing this at work tomorrow
Lane277 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf did I just watch?
unlikedemon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, at first I wasn't going to watch it all but I glad I stuck with it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:30 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a ride that was.
LightsJusticeZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was something I didn't know I needed to see, but glad I did.
MostDevf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm glad I kept watching
Trawgg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I need the long looong maaaaaaaan as a notification sound for my phone.
ILikeVitimins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
long looong maaaaannnn https://youtu.be/ks2vYm7OFHg
Ziyada_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely perfect, shame you posted the comment so late. Put this on r/YouTubehaiku tommorow morning and you can reap your deserved karma rewards
ILikeVitimins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I know man, I just saw the meme a few hours ago so was late in making it otherwise I would have been on time! But glad you like it! ;)
luker_man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
calyco81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:56 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I went from ROFL.. then this is getting old.. then what an ending!
froggymcfrogface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WTF to totally worth it
lostandonpoint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was six minutes well spent!!!
bowserz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Going to be hearing this over game chat for the next 6 months
iamcarlbarker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At first I was like this is funny. Then it got a bit too ridiculous. Then I was captivated. When I saw I had 3 minutes left I knew I was really watching something special.
krubixcube ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:49:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if I've ever slow clapped at an ad campaign before...
iam_the_onewhoknocks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Still a better love story than Twilight.
primus202 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious. I wonder if eventually most mainstream television will be done this way to get more ad money? I could definitely see that happening...
KAhnSolo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-Chan didn't deserve either of them. I'm glad Long Man and Tooru-san can enjoy what I assume is the world's greatest friendship over sakeru gum.
13igworm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:56 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing. Thank you.
warjoke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Korean Drama can now take a back seat
PM_ME_TICKET_STUBS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:51:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's no way I'm watching a six minu....and done. That was great.
That_90s_Kid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:53:35 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I showed this to all my friends at school and they said "Americans are weird" they didn't believe me that this is from their country.
shmogi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LONG
LONG
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN
kittentears11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whelp, I misread the shit out of that title. Spent 2 commercials wondering where the fucking gun was coming into play.
glutenusmaximus21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best 6 minutes of my life
broFenix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my goodness >< Japanese commercials go to weird places.
slightly_imperfect ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:17 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is an incredible emotional rollercoaster for a candy commercial.
Trixux ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a journey.
-pewpewpew- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Each short ad is part of one long ad, just like the gum. So meta.
Omsk_Camill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:34:41 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japan. The world's leading manufacturer of what the fuck did I just see.
TheOleRedditAsshole ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That got dark pretty quick. Then it got weird, and then downright wacky. Then it got sad, and then weird again.
skye_ra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How Long Can This Go On. โ๏ธ
judokid78 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If you watch close. In the end long man's tux had a tail so long that it never fell out of the limo.
KingWhoBoreTheSword ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
JaapHoop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, the twist
YeAhToAsT222 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my God! ๐คฃ Ah... I fucking love the Japanese ๐
scaptal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:44 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long maaaaaaannnnn!
flamespear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:53 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a trip!
kristinlima015 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dear God start selling this gum in our country RIGHT NOW! But only the LOOONG Sakeru Gum, of course :P๏ปฟ
RentonBrax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A better romance than Rhonda and Katut.
HighNotHi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a roller coaster.
JohnnyCupcakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:23:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck. Anime has changed for the better
beerbeforebread ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You have to see this to know it.
JoseBGT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:44 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've never been so happy while watching a Japanese commercial
LifeOfCarsYoutube ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:13:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Underrated detail: the long man wears a long tie and Tooru wears a bowtie.
Larizzle89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:44:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long man is loooOOoong
H0T_TRAMP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:47:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That plot twist
SergeantSanchez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:01:04 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This might be my favorite commercial series yet. It's actually the only one I know, but still
xfan10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:04:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
that was really ~long~
LordKimera ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:56:04 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Someone better make an extended version of the song and put it on spotify
aedean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:14:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Most important question. Where can I buy this candy online?
jables7984 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:55:30 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only person that heard Trey Parker singing "LOONG LOOOONNG MANNN" ?
OGisaac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:06:32 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
loooong loooooooooong MAAAAAAAAAN
skybike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:10:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When does season 2 start?
logicalsilly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:37:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is genuinely a better love story than Twilight.
mobilethrowbile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:38:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
omfg that was the best thing I've seen in a long, long time
PlasmaBurst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was a long rollercoaster.
ANTHRAXANDPANCAKES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
10/10, would watch a movie about this
NeatoPerdido ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:39:56 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a touching story.
tananinho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:38 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahahaha.
macbookpooooo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:46 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Underrated detail: the long man wears a long tie and Tooru wears a bowtie.
Koolaidmormondude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:38 on April 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love this
EatinCottonCandy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:53:15 on April 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
this is AWESOME!
kimimostwanted ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:11 on April 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I learnt a Japanese word today. Nagaya = Long.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:27 on April 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that is the dumbest thing I've ever watched 8 times in a row.
silverscreemer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:10 on April 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized she didn't actually have sex with Long Long Man, it was just his imagination.
Plot hole fixed.
tenderballz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:13 on April 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
omg that ending. LOLOL
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:06 on April 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So did he and that girl fuck or what?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:17 on April 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I want to go back to the future so i can rewatch this again. good times...
ArchDucky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The delivery one, i've seen pornos that started that way. Shes like "we shouldn't" then immediately shes on her knees.
almightybuffalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese ~ Commercial - Straight to the Front Page
Never change Japan, never change
Unreal_Banana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LONG LOOOOOOONGG< MAAAAAAAYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNN
chambreezy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely entertaining but that jingle was so annoying. Those notes just shouldn't go together.
genericepicmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They need to make this into a season length dorama. It's way too entertaining for a commercial.
E-Casey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i love gums
NicolauJunior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fantastic ad
TheWino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was amazing! Damn jingle will be stuck with me now.
Twoehy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a roller coaster of emotions that was.
NaughtyDreadz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
japanese gum is the second coming
David_Daulton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol they knew exactly how to end it
Muur1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a wild ride
achilles_last ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man I watched the fuck out of that commercial...
realultralord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:18 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. I kind of want to make a baby to this song now.
BushWeedCornTrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Really well done.
manpolinog376 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
demonstration effect
Hamedyhamed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf did I just watch?
heywood_yablome_m8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
brilliant
Landl3ss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
AMAZING!
bisantium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was the best roller coaster ride I've been on all year.
Swordsman82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what they are selling but I would buy the shit out of it if I lived there.
highangler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thing just reminded me of Doctoorrr, doctor, diisssss respect!!!
Maxpowers13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah this is so incredibly well done like i would buy cable if ads in north america were this good.
afasia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean I was not gonna watch it.
Then the video ended.
ComeWatchTVSummer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
the innuendo is strong in this one
ilJumperMT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Enough internet for today
Tzareb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best add in a looong time. Laughed quite a lot, who would have thought !
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone have the code ?
wubaluba_dubdub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit I thought it said "gun" commercial, I really struggled with the context!
Shroffinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
how were these commercials aired?
I feel like I'm watching episodes of Trapped in the Closet
Rambo1stBlood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Someone send this immediately to Hollywood Babble-On.
but also. they got surprisingly good after a while - they even gave the girl a backstory!
courtarro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
STOP! I feel bad for the gummy!
dukeof6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lonnnnggggg longgggggggg ad compilation, man !!!
DoTheThingRightNow5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was hilarious and worth the watch
Cleffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, going to be singing THAT all night....
ILoveLamp9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
stupid longman
MrEscobarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Size does matter :(
kittykanye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good stuff boys and girls.
JesusIsMyZoloft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that was a ride.
Z3r0mir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna stay on Long Long Man's Wild Ride.
lookslikeyoureSOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Solid twist at the end. 9/10 as far as commercials go.
brendoniboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Top 10 Anime betrayals
Lowgarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The TV shows you watch are all full of ads anyway.
duck_owner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well it worked I really want one of those long gum sticks now.
Duke_Sweden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think I went about 8 commercials in before I could turn it off.
Sekolah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason, I read this as Gun commercial
pizoisoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf did I just watch? It was like a soap opera gum commercial?
Goddamn it Japan.
DrFahad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was AMAZING
SheepCantFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Call me maybe.
Mind_ripper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WTF did i just watch?!
DistantKarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long Man is the Keith Stone of whatever gum that was a commercial for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNz0kdGLX-E
Powasam5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man the longer the commercial goes on the more absurd and hilarious it gets ahaha. You would think the opposite would happen
18Inches0fPain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's hilarious
chocolock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow did I really just watch the whole thing
mkushi14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
funniest commercial series i've seen
smellinawin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was pretty sure I wasn't going to watch 6 minutes of a gum commercial when I first clicked the video and saw it's length... How wrong I was.
funtasticmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
One of those ads that I think I'll never forget, just like that egyptian Panda one. Well done tbh
Peaches5616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-Chan you cheating whore!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's like Trapped in the closet... But...
No, actually, this is definitely just trapped in the closet.
LookSearcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
omg this was amazing
ImNotaSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus what a roller coaster of emotion!
grizzithal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This would definitely not fly in America lmao.
Mekroval ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Love the twist ending. Now I have the urge to chew some gum.
OldManOleary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just like my anime.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They like NTR even in their commercials what the hell?
3Power ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is a gummy commerical. Gummies are not the same as gum.
RedZero144 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as 'Japanese Gun Commercial'
I_JUST_BLUE_MYSELF_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I havn't laughed that hard at anything like that recently!! AMAZING!
itsmarvin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Off to the Asian supermarkets to find these!
Ironamsfeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
6 min. That is one looooong commercial.
trancedellic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can't wait for season 2!
thesailingdrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just amazing.
Karasuma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT A TWIST!
evenios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long Long Man best J-Pop song ;-)
UnfeminineForester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the title said Gun series. Waited a long time before feeling dumb.
Zephyrv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long Long Man's stare reminds me of the cocktail dude on youtube. They always just pan into his face while he shakes the drinks
OuchyDathurts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen, and it's fantastic.
TheGreyMage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/MemeEconomy make use of this long long man
nexusj13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful ending :D
copyandtoothpaste ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like no one has seen these Japanese commercial based on Japanese folktales AU cm
Humblebee89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit what a plot twist haha
sneakernomics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thats one long as commercial
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Put an NTR tag on this jesus fucking christ
TheSecretestSauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well that was thoroughly entertaining.
Chrispy0074 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best ending ever!
gamerkhang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Plot was straight up NTR until the end
dredge_the_lake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How did they convince their client to do this?
angershark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is this gum or is it like Hi-Chew? Because these commercials sold me and I want some - but only if it's not gum.
singleladad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a wild roller coaster of a ride
undergrounddirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to be in Japan this summer and I will for sure buy this. I just laughed for the last 10 minutes. Holy crud good ad
llcooljessie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long Long Man looks like a Japanese Michael Peรฑa.
xdq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And now I want something loooong, pink and Japanese in my mouth.
Giantballzachs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was better than the trapped in a closet episodes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Out of all the things I thought I would be doing today, watching 6 minutes of Japanese gum commercials was not one of them.
SOSOBOSO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I might be turned on but I can't tell.
reptiliandude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Its like a Korean drama and a Japanese M. Night Shyamalan gave birth to a commercial.
What a twist!
ACuriousHumanBeing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Truly a representation of the human condition.
indianamedic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow... I will never get that time back..... but it was well worth it... I haven't seen a long... long... commercial like that in a long... long... time.
erinwhoooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why couldn't I stop watching it? I tried to look away
Manch94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
From now on, Iโll be singing this every time I step out of the shower.
XeroboxMedia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heart over head. Sorry dutiful boyfriend
midwakehunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The fanta ones are good too
relevant__comment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that was a 6 minute extravaganza. Seeing itโs from Japan, I honestly didnโt know what I was walking into. Glad I clicked.
jk68814 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS AMAZING
SpacePistachio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lmfao
asharpay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm so glad I watched until the end.
xenophon57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LoL I read this as Japanese Gum Control and I was like damn they got problems with school gummings, Then I realized I was indeed high.
xenophon57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lmfao wow I watched it they do need gum control.
Sleyzhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I need ads like this one in Spain
goldquest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That is so awesome! Do they show them together st least?
pkthebird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Funny commercial, I think it would have been funnier or more awesome if they played George Michael's Careless Whisper as the background music instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
Elshroom13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo. This is the best ad I have ever seen.
Weewer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
These are the greatest sets of commercials I've ever seen.
iBloxman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Biggest plot twist in commercial history.
HandsomeSlav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long Loong Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
ZiggyOnMars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The waifu's name is Risako Itล
TheElusiveFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
pay off at the end was amazing...
Katsumom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For all those who may try long long maaaaaaaaaaan expecting it to be gum after seeing this thread... it's not gum it's gummy!
guinnessman_19700000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a twist
CypressBreeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best. ending. ever.
aresef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Other craziness in Japanese confectionery ads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5iBFwCgRU8
Dark_Irish_Beard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I definitely want to try Long Long Man. No homo.
mheil2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is damn incredible
reverysling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow what a journey, that was some serious character development there
hobochomsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why can't U.S. commercials be this good?
Noexit007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese ads always have the effect of making me extremely disappointed in US ads.
juiciofinal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi Chan's style is so cute
NikkolaiV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LOOOOOOooooooooOoooooooOOOOOOOnnng MAAAAYyyyyyhhhnnnnnnnn
shanehart02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But the plot twist!
Frigorifico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Top 10 anime plot twists!, this was really engaging, fun, and at the end I was genuinely surprised
Dalinair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a satisfying ending, fuck chi chan, the bitch.
CastleofSecrets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I hate gum whores second to those god damn lemon whores
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can anyone say if the gum is good though
Strider_009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite anime
Guillotine_Gorilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Netorare.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Someone wants the =====D---------
SweetToothKane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow...these are amazing. So many twists. I laughed, I cried, I laughed again. Long long maaaaan
mimrohone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't gum.
Koobles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the Fanta commercials. https://youtu.be/o2hQGOOR5g0
thewebsiteguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/waitforit
KiloMetrics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can I touch it?!?!
SheriffLevy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
6:21
No
Smolfro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best content I have ever seen in my life oh my god
DazeDan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I read the title as gun commercial so i was half way through waiting for the gun to show up very confused
lucky_beast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
These gum thots are out of control.
Snomann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was more into this than most shows out there today. Long Long Man will forever be in or hearts.
averageinca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long.. long... man....
thenikolaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a ride!
schuhardt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What an emotional rollercoaster
BrettfordMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now where the hell do I get this product in America?
MrZmei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A small life story with a gay twist. Jolly good. Well done the Japanese chaps who created this ad.
Faezan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahaha That Long Man Guy wore a "Long Distance" Jacket
MyWayToTheTop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that door bell sounded like it was IRL
SVTCobraR315 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was an emotional rollercoaster
Lolomelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I watched half of it wondering when the gun part would be. Ohhh gum.
auben2k2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Most intense anime plot twist ever!
krawm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was fucking brilliant.
AwesomeNigerian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that was amazing
Mug_Lyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I watched this for a long, long tiiiiiiiiime.
SaysKawaiiSometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was far longer man than I thought, but completely worth it.
TurbinePro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ahhhhh Japan ads I love you
regisajr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That plot twist!
AndyhpuV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a rollercoaster!
taksark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a long video
Yes_Im_Bob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
wtf did i just watch
Lupin_The_Fourth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โช โซ โฌโซ Long loooong maaaaaaaaan โซ โช โซ โฌ
BocciaChoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
how do i add this to My anime list so i can give it a 10/10
jblynch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was a ride from start to finish.
Shallaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck what an amazing ride!
harrisonisdead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing. Having this many short ads interconnected actually makes the viewer want to see the next, and therefore not immediately be weary when they see the ad begin, interrupting whatever else they were doing. Also, fantastic plot twist. Also, it there more?
vinnidubs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to see a cost comparison of this commercial vs American gum commercials. Maybe sales volumes as well. See if the ROI is worth it.
MWDTech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a roller coaster of emotions.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Quidfacis_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The driver in the Sex Taxi hentai wears a similar uniform.
And everything I know about Japan comes from hentai.
So, yes.
i_spit_troof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a wild ride
hokeyphenokey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was long, man.
WeylinWebber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:46 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is perfect
Lordhyperyos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was the best 6 minutes of my day
ewartstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh goody! This closely mirrors one of my favourite Fry & Laurie sketches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9crgpsKj70
Iron_Aez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Someone replace the music with careless whisper please.
statusmatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This 6 minute, 11-part Japanese gum commercial tells a better story than most hour long, 12 episode TV series. It is incredibly structured, with a better twist at the end than The Usual Suspects. Featuring an actress reminiscent of a Japanese Audrey Tautou.
TickTacWhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The commercial was longer than the gum.
corfish77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lmaooo
maikelg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that was a real emotional rollercoaster. Now where can I get some Long Man gum?
aLumpOfGreenPutty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why did I watch the entire thing? Why was I on the edge of my seat wishing to know how this romantic tragedy unfolds? Why was it so enrapturing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BloodyStigmata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn what a fucking rollercoaster.
EnsignSDcard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Better love story than Twilight
Xzakuter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I swear, I was Japanese in my past life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:25 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long loooong maaaaan.
Wtf. Now itโs stuck in my head.
GamblingFiend420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a looong commercial.
But good stuff, I lolโd pretty hard at the end there.
mrfeces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can now die happily. Thank you reddit
tommy96814 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Funny cuz it ainโt long
WildFireTamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck?
BassCreat0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese have NTR in their ads as well...interesting.
Oh just finished watching, that was nooooot expected.
seniorfunnuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is like the trapped in the closet saga but a commercial
masterx1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
OMFG the last one had me laughing in tears. This is the greatest thing i have ever seen ever...
KILLALLEXTREMISTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was an emotional rollercoaster.
Zaikheura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my gosh!!!! What a brilliant f'ing ending ๐
McSorley90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long long MAAaaaaAaaaN!
chris41336 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad I got to be here to see this.
edifyyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a long con!
thaencyder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Inspired by: R Kellyโs trapped in the closet.
Wraithpk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Was not expecting that twist at the end, lol.
Onlythegoodstuff17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone make an audio file for me of the guy screaming 'Long Long Man' for a ringtone?
fuckofflarry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The back of his jacket says long distance, thats hilarious
wowpepap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Time well spent
CordobezEverdeen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
While not at the same kind of quality on Argentina there are adsa bout a couple that uses the Santander credit card.
Flacc0508 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There was a setting. Plot. Twist. It has everything you want from a movie. Fuck Chi-Chan
Peaches8037 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐๐๐
Ultermarto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The long man's facial expressions are so so good.
Iohet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was a rollercoaster of emotions
Broming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I dont think I've ever been so invested in an ad
vicwiz007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love the way these types of things incorporate English words. Like jojos bizarre adventure
Fun2badult ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that was an expected journey
ChinaMan28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I clicked the link thinking it was a Japanese GUN commercial... I was sooo confused
DChait87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
errrmaaagerrrrrddd this is amaaaaazing
bennn30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God what a ride.
Loooooong Long Maaaaaaaannnnnnnn
Zach4Science ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The gay twist at the end really makes this worth the full watch.
TarandGor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-chan got what she deserved tbh.
yensama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
no homo
...
maybe a bit homo
DEZbiansUnite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lmao
DJK618 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LOOOONG LOOOONG MAAAAAAAN
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long but riveting from start to finish
ShahadaBest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is Genius! Now I need a long LONG man!!!
pancakelife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Penis joke, niccccce.
okayhaha159753 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a twist!
CR_MadMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a journey
LazarXV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh dear god. The plot the twist... I can already hear: "And the Oscar goes to LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAN!"
Fhcofntbfkshrb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/gumsluts
aeisenst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a journey! I was seriously invested in these characters.
Fhcofntbfkshrb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long distance
rat-baby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad Toru found true love!!
BeeHammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Anime of the year right here.
Aegisuv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was funny! Thank you!
Rzx5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest thing I've watched on this site.
"I don't have long to live. That's why when I see long things I feel assured."
Genius.
TinyTimTT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This, this is amazing.
paft_dunker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else hear Trey Parker over George Michael?
Miora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've never been so invested in a series of commercials before. Now I want some gummies.
Shenaniganz08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My cheeks hurt from laughing
Thank you OP for posting this
Duke--Nukem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:18 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The seat belt one killed me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The best thing I've seen in a really long long time.
rsscourge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Asian Benicio DelToro
RoaminTygurrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Misread as "Japanese Gun commercial". Then got confused. Goodbye.
jamescaveman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Better love story then anything out there, hands down
Feiwen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was confused... I was like how is this a Gun commercial?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:29 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Manny Pacquiao is gay.
glad0s98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ok the plot twists here were insane, I've never watched anything like it
AndreAggiesi80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I kept expecting the ad to end but was pleasantly surprised every time a new one came one
lilzmoez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What an emotional rollercoaster.
glockezg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wonder if the english "dilly dilly" bud light commercial gets this in Japan.
L3alwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Season2 got cancelled tho
soulsync69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would buy that gum instantly
ZakTH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the Softbank dog commercials! They have a running plot sometimes too.
ryangle24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a goddamned roller coaster!
arandomnumber1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Felt like I watched a full season of a TV series
Faisal777st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
this is one of the best ads I have ever watched
glorioussideboob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I invested so much in this... new series to watch after this?
Best drama since Breaking Bad.
TheDeityRyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I cant wait for the next installment in the long man cinematic universe.
ennoblement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/Unexpected
TJ_McWeaksauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's what she gets for being a shameless gummy slut.
SomeNoBody101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Danm! Thats one L O N G ad!
Iโll go
WistfulEccentricity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what just happened but this is the best thing ever.
And now I want gum.
Las7imelord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Great now I'm going to have that long long man tune stuck in my head
Granpa0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LOL.. that was probably the best series of commercials i've ever seen
sciss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese Gum Commercial? First thing in my mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STqFXr5N5AI
Boscolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it said gun commercial. I was half way through the video wtfing over the chewing gum expositions before I realized my mistake.
Jostac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
a bigger plot twist than the Tide commercials
SpinningMadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:02 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have never been so invested in an advert series story line in my life.
reyalseibmoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was wayyy better then watching any of my soap operas!
sharndontwannaknowya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was amazing ๐
manicpixiechick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah great. My earworm's triggered.
Awesome commercial ๐
Tha_Yza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:56 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
fukin' hilarious!
randys_creme_fraiche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was fucking ridiculous. Glad I watched the whole thing. What a journey.
larhavoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best fucking commercial Iโve ever seen. Hahaha.
urandom123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Better love story then Twilight
IHatrMakingUsernames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Watched whole thing - was not disappointed.
smapattack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't gum. It's a gummy candy very similar to "sour string". That is all.
Archelon_ischyros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi Chan is a bitch.
hakushosmagicbeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a rollercoaster. One long, looong rollercoaster.
Rflkt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's was fucking hilarious. I feel like I was invested in these characters.
indigo_fish_sticks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This ad seems very suggestive, but I can't figure out what it's suggesting.
Can somebody help me out?
YoYoYonnY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Even if most gum on the market is sliced, it's okay if you prefer long, uncut gum. Which we sell"
dWARUDO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love how it is a continuous story too, wish our as were like this.
QuantumDisc0ntinuity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best commercial.
Do_u_ev3n_lift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That twist at the end! Glad I hung in there.
antidamage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was fantastic
LiteSh0w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT A TWIST!!!
IllCelebration6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:14 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
~Long Long Man~ ~Long~ ~Long~ ~Long~
Obscu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Loooong Looooong Maaaaaaaaaan
MultiPlexityXBL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
rong*
Xeynon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:18 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese commercials are often (1) weirder and (2) more risque than American ones.
This seems pretty much par for the course, honestly.
mikevsdeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hot damn that took me for a ride!
icouldbesurfing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Loooooooooonggg. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn......
concerto_in_j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:09 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is reflective of a highly creative culture that has mastered the art of storytelling with backlash inducing plot twists and comedic timing
teruma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I read gun commercial and was waiting for the twist that never came.
James_McRow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite anime
nascraytia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/gumcels vs chadwaa
sindex23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh cool, a gum commercial... oh shit, it's 6ยฝ minutes. I'm not watching this...
6ยฝ minutes later: "Damn, where did the time go?"
Sehllae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best commercial series ever
753UDKM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:53 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God I love Japan
onlymusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
is this about penis
WestCoastCule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now I want to see a Japanese version of Mad Men so I can see the Japanese Don Draper coming up with this shit
embership ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. That's enough.
PersistentConnection ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sure. You say that, but...
English_Baggie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A better love story than 50 shades....
bottomlesscoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:13 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I am dying.
jnvian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:30 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/unexpected
jnvian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/unexpected
toolion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's like the mini mini series of korean ads for wow Legion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_APAlZogG8
isntthatfunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who else read gun?
ScriptyBazaar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can't get the damn "Long Man" song out of my head now.
LaserBees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
what the hell did I just watch
Sakula7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
jroddie4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/SuddenlyGay
RefinedBulbasir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The dick jokes lol!!!!!!
LaughingBoulder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a wild ride
YoYoYonnY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/suddenlygay
_moistnugget_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:18 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Very successful ad because now I want like 8 of each
cheapdvds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up and take my money long long man!!
vlrg_blackout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So dramatic lol. Thought this said japanese gun commercial at first, glad i clicked.
chipndip1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Someone meme the fuck out of this and make it viral STAT
somanlythatgirlsdie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:51 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Still a longer love story than twilight.
taborlin_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, now i will have lOOng loooOONG mAAAAAaaan stuck in my head for the next 24 hours
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:41 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Should have added NSFW to the video.
Andoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:31 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wonder who the first American company will be to attempt this without messing it up.
Grumpy_Kong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Such an emotional rollercoaster!
This ad series deserves some kind of award.
phatKirby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
was expecting a different transition after the sax, was not disappointed at being wrong.
funkosopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:19 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i cant believe that was actually worth sticking out
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
still better love story than twilight.
therealsix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:37 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
~LONG LOOOOONG MAAAAAN~
AcuzioRain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thank You for posting this, I had only seen half of it :).
falconbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why do Japanese programs and commercials always include music sung in English?
Keltoigael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:10 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japan. We were not ready.
earthcharlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That ending tho
The-Coopsta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:32 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What an emotional rollercoaster
chon142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
THE FUCKING PLOT TWIST.....donnie darko is shit right now
StaticMushroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi "ur a cuck"
Tooru "NO U"
Blobbyo25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No ad has made me want to buy the product before. But this....
otto3210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
about 20 seconds is all I can handle of that tbh
A_Is_For_Azathoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I really thought this said โJapanese gun commercialโ. By the end of the first one I was thoroughly confused.
Sock66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy jumping purple Christ I was more invested in this story than literally my own life's story.
pikkamakk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The NTR is strong with this one.
UCBearcats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At first I was like, meh this is kinda dumb. But then it kept going, and going, and I had to see how it ended.
Ah man, that was good.
Noigottheconch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If you are thinking of not watching this, seriously watch it. It's masterful.
EpyonNext ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NTR: The Chewing Gum commerical
pumpkinrum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's beautiful.
anonpf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:23 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This felt so wrong, yet so right on so many levels I cannot fully comprehend.
drunkennova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/x4-T_AULO0w
I'll just leave this here
PizzaPapi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i thought it said gun and kept waiting for a shooter
Puhibitu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that was Jack Black singing.
Joe109885 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a fucking twist.
kiwinutsackattack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Speights in NZ had an ongoing commercial series with 2 sheep farmers that was classic. Also they had an excellent commercial series in the 80's for the Toyota hilux featuring the adventures of Crumpy and Scotty.
TheRealMoofoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You win again, Japan!
xdamm777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was actually amazing, I got way interested in how the story would unfold around 2 minutes in.
tralphaz43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is that a 6 minute commercial?
killercroc3045 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Top 10 worst anime betrayals!!!
Recycle0rdie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/pussypassdenied
too_rage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:05 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was an emotional roller coaster.
Real_Live_Sloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That fucking vid was long long I gave up halfway. I donโt got that kinda time.
cryztalsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck did i just watch?
WeWillAdaptToSucceed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me or does the guy who sings "long long man" sound a little like Trey Parker/Matt Stone?
article_69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:26 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
~Long~ fukin best!
C_D_H ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long, long maaaaaaaaan!
john_jdm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, he's probably overcompensating.
Avocado_OP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:15 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Loooong loooong maaaaaaaaaaaannnn
SinisterPrimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:18 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's a long commerical!
urolysis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When is the release date for the movie. Longgg longgg mannnnn
GingerGuerrilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-Chan was a bitch.
spuzyjr850 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:39 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
could anybody tell me whether or not Japanese gum is tasty or not
Betterwithfetter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Loved it! So awesome.
IhaveShittingPowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best anime plot ever.
ss2195 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:58 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best thing I've seen all week and god, did I need this.
Question, is this an actual bubble gum or is it a euphemism for a penis?
DexterKillsMrWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why not both
President-Bidness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was the best soap opera I've seen in years
BrunixTp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long Long Ad
R3DLOTU5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, this is almost as funny as panda cheese
Wormhole101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Private_Hazzard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:21 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
blimey the japnese are into some weird shit aren't they.
wakuku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:11 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Harogoodbye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I want some rn
madcapharry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking fantastic, this shit had a stellar narrative. Yeah i'd buy whatever that fucking thing was, because this is how ad dollars should be spent. Shit was hilarious and gripping
xreyuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the actress, sheโs really cute
Errechan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This made my day... nothing can beat the ridiculous brilliance of Japanese commercials.
StardustJojo13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This will be the greatest thing I will have watched all week ๐ A+ plot
datChef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So initially I stopped watching after the first one, but then I came to the comments only to find out this was actually a several minute long ride into one of the strangest commercials I've seen. But it is a Japanese commercial, so I'm not sure why I'm surprised. Well done Japan.
DekuLord_ModMaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who ever directed this is a fucking genius.
DeathMavrik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:00 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a journey
sovietpandas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/instantkarma
cashmeowsighhabadah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:45 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow.....
...wow...
MostEpicRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:48 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Japanese Gun Commercial"
SrGrimey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We need more drama series commercials!!
devildocjames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:43 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long commercial.
ranusismine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I really need to spend more time in Japan.
romseed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:27 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, what a rollercoaster
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That is so funny !!!! Thanks for posting!!
Variable303 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I normally can barely sit through a 15 second ad, but I just willingly watched a 6 minute and and enjoyed it.
hka-ls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:20 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man, that sure was LONG!!
twidgie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:24 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Haha so funny the long long man.... no spoilers i wont do that haha
CrimsonOmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me. That was an emotional roller coaster ride. I need to call my mom and tell her I love her. I can't handle this.
bannedSnoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You'd think they will play Careless Whisper
eruptinganus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the best adverts I've ever seen.
kritsku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Came here expecting to see a Japanese Gun Commercial. Was not disappointed.
Nananahx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I just got emotionally attached to a commercial story.
chickensalad001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A true love story...
Snake_Ward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:34 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What in the hell did I just watch? This is now how I imagine soaps opera's are like in Japan.
Too_Much_Attenuation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs more like a soap opera than a commercial
lations ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:52 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bitch got her comeuppance in the end!
Long, long maaaaaaaaaaaan
diff2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:38 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The comments in this thread make me happy. I was unsure my ex gf was a thot or not, but it pretty much ended up just like the commercial except she got to live happily ever after with the guy.
Sucks that irl that bad people always win. While my life continues to get worse and worse, and I'm not a bad person.. Makes me wanna just become a bad person so I can be happy too.
Richard_Otomeya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:50 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now I must have the long, long gummies. Yamibuy incoming.
Jasonzshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:22 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But how long is the long sakeru gummy
Aaaandiiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I freaking need long long man as a ringtone of some sort.
RoachboyRNGesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Top 10 anime twists!
poopdedoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like I found my new ringtone.
LongLongmaaannnnnnn
KnowledgeOfMuir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:42 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was one of the greatest adventures Iโve ever partaken on. Thank you Japan.
houseseeler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
do you mind, if I touch it?
I always ask this question of hot guys. Sadly they always think I'm talking about their gum...and not their...lollipop.
ahem...
9ironRazzleDazzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:40 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs enough internet for today. Thank you.
Turdy30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:33 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't think I'd watch all 6:21 of it. feeling accomplished.
Astrokaizoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The NTR is real.
bluelaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best add campaign I have ever seen.
the_murray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:17 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Zero to NTR to Yaoi real quick.
MrKotlet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long Long Maaaaaaaaan ๐
MrKotlet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one who watched the whole thing?
tiger1296 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best advert ever
Overzealosaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was far more interesting and investing than I thought it would be. I need more Japanese commercials in my life.
HereIgoAgain4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Time stamp 1:11? wtf, is that a different shirt, with cleavage? very sneaky : )
Moisturized_Bum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:17 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long loooooong maaaaaaaaan
Ikhlas37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Z
Oznondescriptperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:32 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now THAT, was a better love story than Twilight.
ubebread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:53 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a twist! That compilation was long!
veul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This got me giggling
DarthPizza66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is modern art.
xamaloper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest thing I have ever watched!
Superkeks200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love this
InfiniteBuilt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't want don't want. Don't want no....
Rumzdizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That should be a Netflix series
Thonked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:10 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Still better than twilight
skeightytoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:32 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The face at 2:17 ended me
phydeaux70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I enjoyed every minute of that.
sbd3phizy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap. This is freaking long.
BlakeZTv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sure, thatโs what this commercial is for...
Ploofy3212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You know what they say about the size of someone's Sakeru Gummy...
doublebarreldan123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How come the long man song is in English but everything else is in Japanese? Is this common in japan?
pogisanpolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In a country where everyone speaks almost exclusively in Japanese, English sticks out and sounds cool and hip to the Japanese ear. I'm guessing it was chosen specifically to draw attention to the scene.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Only in Japan.
LordTachenkaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long loooooooooooooooooooooooooong cooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnntttttttt....
fundoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
this belongs in /r/unexpected and /r/suddenlygay
DDtheMAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a wild ride.
legalimmigrant9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LGBT ideas on Japanese TV - way to go Japan!
veritablechicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I TOUCHED IT
Midnight_arpeggio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was amazing.
imtinyricketc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is better than most t.v shows.
Cardboard65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG 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mctownie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why is the singing part in english??
xpt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What...a..roller coaster...of...emotion!!!
Whos_Sayin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long man looks like Sean from nigahiga
InitechSecurity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a refreshing ad series. Need more like this in other countries.
BeardyMcFlannel7575 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was great
h4mx0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
By the ending of it all I feel like this was a black mirror episode for Chi Chan or something.
schoolruler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long long man!
That_Westerosi_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:10 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dude wtf that ending caught me totally off-guard.
szatanovsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
this is just plain fucking stupid
-kadesh- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Each day... WE STRAY FURTHER FROM GOD!!
Tortoisegotturtles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've been randomly singing "long long man" every 5 mins and I can't get it to stop.
blueking13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
GUM what the hell is going on?!
goodbar1979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I misread and was waiting for Gun commercial lol
Donovan_Jefferies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure I just got Tarantinoed at the end there.
ztsmart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:41 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't ever change, Japan
Insub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can die now.
DarkKilow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
did i just watch a japanese soap opera in a string of gum commercials?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Better love story than
Gestrid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
~ Long, long maaaaaan ~
jhingalalahu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
still a better love story than twilight
Iron-Lotus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did anybody else start smell strawberries as they were watching this?
DoctorRight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a journey and a half. 10/10 Japan.
howe_to_win ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:30 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just bought this candy online for 4$. Gotta reward a good ad
General_Flex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a roller coaster of emotions.
Redditadminsareleft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:17 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's not about the length, it's about the length x girth OVER experience.
https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/7b8/7b/9ef9712e0ed716f349aabe449e10ccdf.jpg
nightsky77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone else expect the epic sax guy song every time ?
serenity78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At the beginning: six minutes for a single commercial?!?
At the end: thank you Chi-chan, for letting me be part of your journey. Thank you, long man.
lunaticmama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best thing ever!
zUltimateRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:17 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They should do more commercials like this in the future.
IronBeagle79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed. I cried. The drama is real. The emotions are intense. Two thumbs up.
Granny_knows_best ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well at least they have something long going for them.
bombesurprise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a twist
orange_picture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tooru-San just wasnโt long enough for her...
Lordofdepression ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When Japanese obsession with NTR and yaoi went a little bit too far
Shipp0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm tempted to buy this gum just to support this incredible series of ads
disgusttipated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know R Kelly was killing it in Japan. Got a commercial gig and everything
YJCH0I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This video made me laugh the hardest Iโve laughed this year!
AngryBaldWhiteMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was a roller coaster of emotions.
Fengolin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Top ten anime betrayals
Freeiheit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:41 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What-a in fucku?
Fengolin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Top ten anime betrayals
mannekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, I died at the end! LMAO!!
hodors_odor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:53 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as "Japanese Gun Commercial" I was so fucking confused for the 1st minute of the video
Leafs9999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely want this gum to buy all Super Bowl ads next year.
laothunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually a gummy commercial not a gum commercial
StewofPuppies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-chan's expression at the end when she's like "NO NO NO NO" LOL
iambarrelrider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This had more of a suspension of disbelief than that of some Netflix series I watched.
gbiypk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Bahamut_othman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was wild
yrulaughing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a roller coaster
grapesofwrathforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ใใใ๏ผ
supamon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! What a rollercoaster ride.
SilverSuicune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:35 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My gay ass at the ending
NNJay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sold, where can I buy?
PM_me_Squanch_pics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I had that kind of commitment to sexual innuendo.
CargoCulture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a fucking twist.
Thats_What-She_Said- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:53 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TIL: Longer gum is so much better than shorter one.
Ariaks994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:17 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is how you advertise! I'm seriously considering importing this gum because of these commercials! God bless the Japanese!
scabbage29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:34 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Do you mind if I ... touch it?
fadadapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the music video to Call Me Maybe
silentscope87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:10 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
wow! this is the best ad ive watched ever! good work to the creative agency behind it
Meee211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love these Japanese commercials. Theyre always so... Out there
99ized ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
BEGONE THOT
ใใใใ ใใใใผใ
mrTosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
that was a rollercoster of emotions, I'm sweating...
Smubii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/hailcorporate
DevilSanji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He took a bite of the gum gum
Deathlysouls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japan is god damn amazing
Brightsider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was like a Japanese version of Trapped in the Closet
Webmanya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well that was an emotional rollercoaster. TIL Japanese adds are crazy.
lkodl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
coming this summer to Netflix.
JERICHOSBELLYBUTTON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Epic
frank_grimes1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Welp... It's NTR, but for some reason I'm not even mad. Well played Long Long Man.
Jahs_Herb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:34 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What. The. Fuck.
womanunkind_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is literally the best thing Iโve ever seen on Reddit. Thank you for making me believe in good again.
ICEBEARwSTEEL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Rollercoaster of emotions
SpikeShroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a fucking rollercoaster.
mra8a4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This made me happy.
Spoopsnloops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/MGTOW
Cacti-Cool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If you like this then you need to watch Kantaro The Sweet Tooth Salaryman on Netflix!
illusiv317 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
All commercials should be made into a mini series. This was like binge watching a Netflix series. Great plot twist at the end.
pizzapiepeet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:53 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The "LONG LOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" jingle sounds a bit like Jack Black.
fumoderators ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:03 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You like long things, donโt you chi-chan
Had to clean the beer off my screen after that one
leechris5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:19 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Everything in my life has suddenly devalued
unparalleledleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Watch'd it for the plot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dafuq did I just watch?
sonisimon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
its not gum, its a gummie
JackU_U ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I need more Japanese episodic commercials
Aimpunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Still a Better Love Story than Twilight
Rafa998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now I want to buy this gum, but don't live in Japan....
tigerstorms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
oh my god, this was wonderful
LyushkaPushka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:44 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Where can I find this product in the US? I NEED TO BUY IT NOW.
droctopu5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop! I feel bad for the gummy!"
Cheating AND anthropomorphism? That's where I draw the line.
A long long line.
FinchJay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So this is a commercial for the new type of Japanese Gummi candy, Sakeru Gumi. (ใใใใฐใ) Sakeru means โtear-ableโ, and Gumi means โGummi candyโ in English, by the way.
This brand differs from typical Gummis like Hariboโs Gummi Bears. Because it is a rather flat sheet of Gummi candy that you can actually tear it. The new, lengthier product featured in the commercial OP shared was released 8 months ago - so nothing new
Previously, this brand has renowned with a weird commercial series before this, already: a senior chairman making others confused, or getting in troubles with his tear-able Gummi candy. https://youtu.be/-1raD6E6KPY (TV commercials where a senior confuses others) https://youtu.be/u9NB2-99kLc (Web commercials where a senior gets into troubles)
team_of_luke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a rollercoaster of emotions.
dnajera24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best movie Iโve ever seen. Long long man for best supporting actor
PopoConsultant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NTR
BIG_POOKY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
is this anime?
DMcbaggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:19 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No this is Patrick.
Pimecrolimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gripping drama, an overarching story with solid characters and the thot gets banished in the end. What more could you ask from a commercial?
why_pretend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow what a story......now I really wanna know how the candy tastes.
bimyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have eaten this gummy (btw it's a gummy/or gummy candy not a gum). It's not bad, but I prefer the other gummy a bit more. This one has a super artificial taste the "Pure" brand gummy is more my style. I would recommend these. https://www.amazon.com/Karno-Gummy-Candy-Grape-Flavor/dp/B003ADH8NG
the_JohnLocke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:41 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WOW WHAT A TWIST
differentimage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What did i just watch
PureFingClass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs times like these I wish I had more than one upvote.
RageAgainstTheAmish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:41 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was long, man.
Mr_Coolgamerr7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
6 minutes.. now that's loooong, man.
Johnsmitish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't expecting to get so invested in gum commercial characters.
MeatSounds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kimiko likes her gummy looooong.
MichaelHoang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This commercial is like 10 minutes but damn it, I want it to air in SuperBowl
osopolardefuego ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
can;t belived I watched the whole Ad LOL.
Couch_monster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a journey.
Jack_Sinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is so damn good I've shared to at least as many people chi chan has shared gum with
Loggerdon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There is a series of about 10 commercials. I just watched them all. Watch yo the end and you'll be rewarded with a twist.
thorrough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:56 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's Long man is son of Seiji Ozawa.
whatwhatwhataa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
its a 6 min ad? who makes a 6 min ad
can someone do a TLDR
Hisami-kun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man, this is why I love Japan so much yes, I'm a fucking weeb.
AWildAmericanAppears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nani?!
clickfive4321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i wanna see more drama commercials
Garystri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Look up boss coffee or SoftBank white family
fkingw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I. Watched. All. Of it.
VigorousWalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Truly the greatest twist in all of cinema
neel555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If i was in that guy's place i would kill her and myself then
Beeronastring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Surprisingly good 6 minutes spent.
twingett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, /u/followeroftheatom, I have a new ringtone
bosonfiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally the long long con.....
beardedyouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:46 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That stuff actually looks delicious.
Whit3y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
the long man sounds like its something from south park
phunkiwaters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LoOoNg LoOoNg MaN
chaosfire235 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi-Chan, you gum slut.
MasterFarts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:10 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was wild yo
Keiji12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:56 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a rollercoaster of emotions
andretii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:34 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best thing I've watched since Tic Tac gum
SamuraiBloo24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:27 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best entertainment ever!!!!
08RedFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have just been on a wild ride...
chimmychangaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
plot twist!!
zootskippedagroove6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I saw that the video was over 6 minutes, figured I'd get the idea after 30 seconds and move on. Now all I want is more...
jbjork70stpl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That might be the craziest thing I've ever watched.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At first I didn't want to watch a 6 minute ad, but then I realized I've always wanted to watch a 6 minute ad
clydefrog811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely worth watching until the end
gahleon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:03 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ok so I thought it said gun commercial. I was sitting here laughing and waiting for something about guns and it never came. Bravo!
Anivair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:32 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've never been so happy that I watched like eleven minutes of commercials.
Ateaga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Someone needs to make a cut of just Long Long Man so I can set it as my text message sound
netocrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You really have to watch this video until the end, otherwise you will miss the whole point and find it extremely sexist.
MyCatDorito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay twists are the best. Just ask Carly Rae Jepsen.
Leamonde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:30 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lmao Toru is an fairly common and innocuous Japanese name. But guess what is also pronounced "Tooru" in Japanese:
"Tall"
lbadgley87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:19 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My scream is cracked so I read part of this title wrong and now Iโm disappointed
_Sunny-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NETORARE WARNING!!!
DenormalHuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:44 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
we get it. short penis. wait 'till they discover wide man.
FakeNewses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why did they switch to English for long man? Wouldn't that alienate Japanese speakers? This isn't Germany where a majority of people speaking English also.
saltybastard97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What
saltybastard97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:45 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What commercial is 6 mins long
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
it's a series of commercials.
bperron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, knew a few seconds in I'd watch this twice over
Pathological_RJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
๐ค
Surturiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Videos that keep on giving
anggogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best commercial ever
Faceschange333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:07 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Was not expecting that ending. Lmao ๐ญ
Illsonmedia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
what in the fuk.
AmmaAmma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Only the japs could do this ๐
mrdobie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf did I just watch?
theamanknight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I usually don't like NTR but this is great.
Spyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sooo they're talking about penises right?
truthy12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:36 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one who somehow equated this to dick size? Damn. WTF is wrong with me?
dragon123tt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a wild ride
anggogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:13 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can anyone tell me how is this gum?
weirdpinoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I never knew I'd be turned on by a gum commercial
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is this what gets created from 200 hours of overtime per week?
Worth it.
Chuckdeez59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:37 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japan, tis a strange place
Yes, a strange place indeed
AshwiniDixit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Great advertisement
Pachi2Sexy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:32 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What an adventure
That_90s_Kid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I showed this to all my friends at school and they said "Americans are weird" they didn't believe me that this is from their country.
LifeLocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf
fae-morrigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I want this gummy now!!!
qhy12318 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese girls look really good
Fibreoptix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit this is gonna be the new internet thing isn't it.
id0ntgiveafuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shitake mushrooms that was somewhat erotic I bet you some guy got off to this
MPair-E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit
pagenrider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
PC I'm not.... Rong Rong maannnn!
Gustav096 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I read it as Lebanese Cum commercial
MutatedSerum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm drunk as shit rn this was fucking amazing
ChemicalRemedy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing
kovana85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What the fcuk.... Chi san!!!
She hot thou..
panoptic0n83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well I need to go to the Japanese market for some gum.
SpacecraftX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a twist!
DiscombobulatedGuava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I had a rollercoaster of a time here, didnt expect a whole narrative to be player out.
widermind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I did not expect that gay plottwist
Justice502 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow
LordVladtheRad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:48 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
l
CornDoggerMcJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's gummy candy as opposed to gum though, right? Wow though, that was absolutely AMAZING. I did not know what to think at first, but so worth the watch all the way through.
Ugliest_Handsome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:01 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
~Long loooooooong threaaaaaaad~
pcsk77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese have the weirdest sense of humour...:-)
Brichigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I havenโt enjoyed the internet in a long long time. Iโm back baby. Thank god for this.
LeFrenchieFries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
long long MAaaaaaAAAnnnn sure knows how to make a girl excited
potvinbronco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Okay but that gum looks delicious
Sir_Meowsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus this escalated quickly!
Cynrai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What the actual fuck is going on in Japan... because I want in.
InSOmnlaC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, that was amazing
sprezt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Spoiler:
This is the only NTR I've ever enjoyed.
throwaway974101064 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone know the name of the actress in this commercial?
AdityaSharmaDotIn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is hilarious as hell.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:57 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ, someone let me off the ride! I need 6 seasons and a movie with Long Man and Tarou.
kingbane2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:26 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
oh my god what amazing plot twists! fantastic happy ending too. sniff.
eatfesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:06 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn I didnโt see that ending. This ad needs an Oscar nomination itโs so good.
vanellem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a riot.
Jackins_Shipgutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:31 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't have imagined that extra long gum would solve Japan's low birth rate.
Shagni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:35 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ok where is the amazon link to buy? that was funny.
SenorPretentious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yo, fuck chi san
Jikiru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:10 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/suddenlygay
thejoeblack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gee, thanks they didn't show the wedding night... long long man
Jexthis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was really confused and excited, thouht it said Japanese gun commercial.
StormCloudSeven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:40 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
better than some multi million dollar hollywood stories xD
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:03 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I do not know what I just watched. But it needs to be made into a full length feature film
Davey_Jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is hands-down the greatest commercial I've ever seen in my entire life
Cantomic66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Better love story than the Twilight saga and fifty shades movies combined.
rdv100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:03 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ah, the twist at the ending!
solman86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
3:31 ... "omae wa mou shindeiru"
AlcoholicToddler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:20 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WTF IS HAPPENINGGGGGG
KillerJupe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well damn. I didn't expect to be watching Japanese commercials for the last 30mi....
DDeadRoses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Americans are good at entertainment. Asians are the king of comedy entertainment.
FluffyWuffyVolibear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is a quality commercial bit
pm_me_your_moo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would like myself some gum now please :/
PM_ME_TO_NOT_GIVE_UP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
a true masterpiece.
MadDany94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not entirely sure. But doesn't Japan have a law that commercials should not be super direct and instead, should be more artistic and vague as possible?
Mythico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime the song started I kept hearing "Careless Whisper by George Michael" in my head even though I knew it wasn't the song.
SayIt2Gart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:18 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Loong longg mannnn!!!!!
ElNino9407 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:59 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/suddenlygay ?
pshirley008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:44 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Talking about his pecker
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
whole japanese culture is a masterpiece of self-irony :)
ZozoAyooo12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:12 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooh my goodness this is shit had me l o l i n g yesss! And itโs progressive! Hahaha
intelligentquote0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:21 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me or does this sound like one of the guys from South Park doing "Long Long Maaaaayyyn!"?
DrHighlen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just you.
Crystal_one ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WOW ~ the commercial is very creative and amazing ~ so incredible !
MamaW47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was a wild ride
shadmere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:14 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was a fucking journey. This is the epic story that I've always been missing.
hopeless_dick_dancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:00 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I want that to be my ringtone.
mosbert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a gumercial!
Assassino1414 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I read it as japanese gun commercial!
with_MIND_BULLETS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking rad.
jikae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.mediafire.com/file/zzbsw2cj72ncfar/Sakeru+Gum+-+Long+Long+Man+ringtone.mp3
I made a ringtone. Enjoy!
BanditandSnowman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:51 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I want this as my ringtone.
DarkAsylum0808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:33 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Emotional rollercoaster.
HersheyBarAbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well...that's gonna be stuck in my head forever.
trexreturns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I always think the music is going to be Careless Whisper.
kemojawo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:22 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually not gum, it's a gummy candy. Unfortunately it's also the shittiest gummy candy I've ever had. :( bleh. Might have to try the long version though.. for.. science.....
Video_Status ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Girls like long ding dong ๐
SanaderDid911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a roller coaster of emotions
PepperDemSquad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Loooooong, looooooong, maaaaaaaaannnnnnn
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:42 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pocari Sweat commercials are my fav. The coordination is fantastic and the jingle is catchy as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgCUsApR6ew
sleepyalltine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:44 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So funny lol
TBAAAGamer1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:15 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kami sama bless the japanese.
MalluRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think I've ever watched something with me going through varying states of smiling and chuckling throughout the length of a video.
YJCH0I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:43 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Turned it into a ringtone
embl0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:49 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No mention of the obvious euphemisms? I mean at the end the two guys are giving each other a chewing gum handjob at the same time...
whatsmydickdoinghere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:02 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
so this is what Wind Up Bird Chronicle is about
1guywithlonghair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:35 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
very funny and full of imagination ... the people who wok in this area should inspire from them
mashumalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:50 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if these ads were limited to certain regions. I don't remember seeing any of these ads from Tokyo TV stations...
RedProtoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:44 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Loooong looooong maaaaaaaaan! Wtf did i just watch xD
logicalsilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:56 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is genuinely a better love story than Twilight.
Dameleon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lmaooo
Komodo_Schwagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:56 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This feels like it was written by Trey Parker, major South Park vibes here
Manekk98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:30 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I watched WAY more of that then I thought I would
konrad-iturbe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:22 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Where can I buy this? All sites are out of stock
LoosePermission ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly would watch an entire show based on this. It was rollercoaster from start to finish and I fucking loved it
Pr0ph3tMuhammad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:39 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The long long man looks like Karl Urban
icorrectotherpeople ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:29 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn lmaooo
bopbopwanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:52 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
who does not like a bit of gum
uming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
haha looooooong~
Redbird9346 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:56 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The maker of this candy posted a video where the actor who plays Long Man talks about the ad series.
JohnWangDoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:28 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
10/10 plot twist. M. Night Shyamalan
NotGloomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:31 on April 23, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NTR even made it into gum commercials I see.
Sehllae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:41 on May 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I bought this candy (itโs not gum, itโs gummy candy) because of this post and it tastes fantastic.
rushi6261 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:38 on May 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
better than Twilight i guess XD
LolPepperkat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:49 on May 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Do not taunt super happy fun ball.
diamondchariot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:53 on September 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a great twist!! Now I really want to find an imported foods store that sells this loooooong looooooong gummy!
LtDolphinPunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:37 on September 22, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest JapAdvert ever. So much lore.
d1560 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:26 on September 23, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chi chan is a roastie whore
jon34560 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My only criticism is that there isn't enough Nick Cage. But other than that pretty good.
worldofsmut ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:35:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's Japanese so she chose the wrong wrong maaaaaaaaaaaan....
butt-guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:19 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thought the title said Japanese Gun Commercial - watched 6 minutes of weird for nothing
tikkitai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:53 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why is every Japanese ad so weird.
Silverfell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is genius. Unadulterated. Primal. The world needs more Japan.
RamsesThePigeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:54 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was really enjoying this... until those typos in the subtitles yanked me out of it.
LAND0KARDASHIAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:04 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So, is she dying or not?
astrangeone88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:16 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, Japan. Weird is your middle name.
I'd stick with Japanese horror and Pokemon...thanks.
endyrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed, I cried. Still a better love story than twilight.
yognautilus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:28 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest plot twist of our generation. Sources tell me that M. Night Shyamalan is jealous of it.
Binarytobis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:24 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/FuckChichan
Lergerndery ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This makes me feel like we just discovered memes in America and Japan has been at it for a while
Oranges13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You know all the weird emoji? Those are Japanese memes. They're so ingrained into pop culture that when they invented emoji, they included their memes.
xDraGooN966 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:36 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what you y'all been tripping on but I am not putting a sweet in my mouth that was implied to be the long penis of a man
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:11:57 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Porphyrogennetos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Terrible
WashingtonRwords ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:49:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody asked.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:02:01 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:08:49 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY FUCK WAIT WHAT NO ITS ABOUT GUM
MisterRipster ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:55:38 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
chi chan long gay gum
SixPackAndNothinToDo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:42:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Still not as good as the alien who looks like Tommy Lee Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39MILG4txBk&list=PLE118DCD5344C0BC1
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:38:47 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who gives a fuck Literally โhaha everything these Japanese do is so quirky lol XDโ
TseDONG ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:50:08 on April 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It went from OK..... To dark..... To NANI!?!!?!
GenusHippopotamus ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 19:27:07 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if the Japanese government secretly supports commercials with sexual innuendos, since they are having low birth rates over their.
bloodguard ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:53:06 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Given how it ends I'm not sure they're doing it right.
PM_TITS_FOR_KITTENS ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:58 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think we cooked them a liiiiiiiittle too much...
OneDayIWilll ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:03 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I didnโt actually watch this.. but I read โJapanese Cum Commercialโ...
peedyoj ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 21:55:47 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Watched it cause the chick looked cute...anyone else?
Northparkwizard ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 20:29:08 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's about dicks.
Got5BeesForAQuarter ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 01:16:09 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Should have been a western foreigner. It would add both to the mystique of the length aspect and the element of mystery.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:55 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It wore off after the 4th one
Netfearr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:16 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did you watch until the end?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:38:05 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
MethUser9000 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:11 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty standard "let's use body shame to sell products" tactic. Thanks, Mr Bernays.
boredude127 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:55 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wait I thought she died!?!
Not_Steve ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:09:17 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, she was faking it to get out of explaining why the long gum was in her bed.
Auss_man ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:13:12 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol the Japanese and their cock and cuckold fetish.
theloosestofcannons ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:23:35 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Habajiba ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 01:00:54 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Had to stop watching after 00:35, seeing that elephant enclosure just reminded me how terrible the animal habitats at many Chinese zoos are.
tacocatfart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:19 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The commercial is Japanese though
perldivr ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 19:42:28 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Also Japanese gum commercial https://youtu.be/qotYNq5maG8
yumyumgivemesome ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 21:00:03 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Over 6 minutes?? Ain't nobody got time for that.
_easy_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:25 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yumyumgivemesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:23 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Haha was just joking. Can't watch videos at work, but I can get away with it if they're super quick because at least that way it uses up less bandwidth.
Marinapplaud ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 23:46:44 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ummm...everyone looks the same in each video..what am I missing here, other than a long gum being offered? Stupid!
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 01:20:08 on April 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HEY CHI CHAN YINGYANG YANG just fucking nuke them again jesus
SpetS15 ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 18:46:59 on April 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
this has to be fake.... right? riiiiight?