How to play the Imperial March on a toad in youtube

[deleted] · 8492 points · Posted at 01:05:45 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)


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derpledore · 1229 points · Posted at 05:27:33 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
BegoneBygon · 475 points · Posted at 06:16:59 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thanks man. You're an inspiration to mobile users everywhere

utspg1980 · 121 points · Posted at 10:47:53 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I was just watching it thru RES and had no clue what was going on. I watched it 4 fucking times!

Wizardplum · 15 points · Posted at 12:15:53 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I felt like Homer Simpson laughing at the All Ighty Ollar

1_point_21_gigawatts · 2 points · Posted at 16:47:04 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Me too! I was like, "This doesn't sound like the Imperial March."

ManWhoSmokes · 7 points · Posted at 10:38:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

If only I clicked comments sooner :(

Kmlkmljkl · 182 points · Posted at 09:12:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

mine has the music playing under it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlcjixd8kSo

[deleted] · 18 points · Posted at 10:54:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

the dissonance makes it even better!

FlameSpartan · 7 points · Posted at 12:44:28 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I like yours best

squashed_tomato · 1 points · Posted at 17:47:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

The internet is a weird and wondrous place.

AchtungKarate · 55 points · Posted at 09:39:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

THANK YOU. I was all like "wtf, that's not even close to the Imperial March...".

Stifty509 · 70 points · Posted at 05:51:54 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

weed poop

I_EAT_POOP_AMA · 33 points · Posted at 06:43:20 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

that's because whoever uploaded the video OP posted just ripped and re-upped this video as well as the top comment from it

[deleted] · 13 points · Posted at 10:20:04 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Don't you love how no one cares and it's too late to do anything if they did?

Ah, Reddit.

devtastic · 3 points · Posted at 10:34:59 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

And I assume has enabled monetisation as it has ads showing.

It's probably earned the uploader $25 - $400 so far according to social blade (its estimate for revenue from 100K views).

RakeattheGates · 1 points · Posted at 16:43:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Why the spread? Is their pay rate based on how much traffic their acct generates as a whole?

devtastic · 1 points · Posted at 17:32:52 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Note: The accepted formula that Social Blade LLC uses to calculate the CPM range is $0.25 USD - $4.00 USD.

The range fluctuates this much because many factors come into play when calculating a CPM. Quality of traffic, source country, niche type of video, price of specific ads, adblock, the actual click rate, etc.

I'm no expert but I think the biggest difference is pre-roll ads (video at the beginning) vs banner ads (pop up ad on the video). Social Blade are estimating solely on views so provide a broad range.

According to this quora question a banner ad makes about $0.80 per 1000 views and other articles suggest $2 on average so at that rate the uploader could have made about $240-$600 so far (it's at 300K views as I write this comment). He/she would have needed to use a video ad to be at the upper end of the range. It will probably also be influenced by where the traffic is coming from, e.g., 300k views from the US is probably worth more than 300k views from Haiti.

It's hardly enough to retire on but $240-$600 is not bad return for uploading somebody else's video and adding somebody else's comment from that video as an annotation. It could double or quadruple in the next few hours too of course.

RakeattheGates · 1 points · Posted at 18:13:21 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thanks! And yeah, nothing to sneeze at. I wonder how much cash is earned by people just stealing others videos and spam posting them to reddit, the chive, facebook, whatever.

NinjaFighterAnyday · 13 points · Posted at 07:58:02 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
Boxwizard · 2 points · Posted at 10:08:43 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I was so confused, appreciate it man.

deer-in-headlights · 1 points · Posted at 10:55:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ohhhh now I actually get it lol

[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 09:42:51 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You deserve all the up votes. Thank you.

[deleted] · 1393 points · Posted at 03:42:00 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

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[deleted] · 199 points · Posted at 04:49:26 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well this still beats looking up porn.

[deleted] · 37 points · Posted at 06:40:21 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Nothing like a good old procrasturbation session.

ZoxinTV · 1 points · Posted at 16:30:41 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Something about that word makes me feel uncomfortable.

[deleted] · 87 points · Posted at 05:14:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Still beats smoking a bowl, looking up porn, then taking a nap.

Urban_Savage · 224 points · Posted at 05:52:51 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I... don't think anything beats that.

Konker101 · 42 points · Posted at 10:04:42 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

order pizza, smoke a bowl, eat the pizza, look up porn, taking a nap

[deleted] · 80 points · Posted at 10:12:01 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

then wake up covered in 3 kinds of shame glaze.

PM_ME_UR_THIGH_HIGHS · 45 points · Posted at 11:13:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

4 if you drool.

TreAwayDeuce · 4 points · Posted at 13:12:03 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

poof, it's gone

VincentHart · 2 points · Posted at 15:47:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Nono, that's grool.

GalaxyGuts · 1 points · Posted at 18:57:01 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Can we incorporate playing the Imperial March on a Toad into this list of activities?

bigbendalibra · 1 points · Posted at 10:48:57 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Vagina.

[deleted] · 26 points · Posted at 05:40:38 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

At least u have the money to smoke a bowl.

RastaPrivileges

This1sMyWorkAccount · 1 points · Posted at 15:41:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

TRIGGERED

OB1_kenobi · 2 points · Posted at 10:24:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

smoking a bowl, looking up porn, then taking a nap fap.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:37:00 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Smoke a bowl, play with the frog, download porn, "play with the frog", take a nap.

Quetzacoatl85 · 1 points · Posted at 17:09:10 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

still beats looking a bowl, taking up porn, and smoking a nap.

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 06:52:09 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Technically nothing is getting beat if you're not looking at porn. So...

ImOnHereForPorn · 2 points · Posted at 07:09:24 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Just beat it

TheLegendOfCthulu · 2 points · Posted at 12:25:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Username checks out

RocketQ · 2 points · Posted at 07:02:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

There's less shame afterwards anyways.

HairyDBZ · 1 points · Posted at 17:02:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Nothing beats beating your dick.

OMGSPACERUSSIA · 25 points · Posted at 07:42:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Change your major to Internet Frog Music. You'll be the only one in your field, so your masters thesis will be easy.

Keapexx · 19 points · Posted at 12:52:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
rommerdebom · 7 points · Posted at 10:48:23 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I have a 200 word essay due tomorrow but I can't stop watching this

AnEpiphanyTooLate · 29 points · Posted at 12:28:24 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Pfft. 200 words? That's the kind of shit you knock out an hour before class.

HypnoToad0 · 6 points · Posted at 16:03:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Its a meme dude.

A VERY DANK MEME

PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ · 1 points · Posted at 15:05:36 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

whooosh

CaptainZapper · 1 points · Posted at 01:05:04 on February 24, 2016 · (Permalink)

I have a very similar problem

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 08:37:49 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I feel bad for you son. Back when I had my essays to write the content was just as useless but not as self destructive.

I remember how it's made being the trend back then and you've got a musical toad.

Truly rock bottom :p

DrPsyc · 2 points · Posted at 08:54:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Knight?

Quobble · 2 points · Posted at 10:52:28 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I feel you, history, 4th semester here. Gotta write a >10 page essay about a topic that I havent figured out yet.

General theme must be "Emperors of Europe".

General_Pants · 2 points · Posted at 15:27:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Write about the Hapsburg's. They're technically still alive

Megai3ox · 2 points · Posted at 12:53:38 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

who needs an education when you have the imperial march on a toad

funkymonkeyinheaven · 2 points · Posted at 12:58:26 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Are you me?

throwawayMH2345 · 2 points · Posted at 09:13:48 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

don't sweat it, not like you're going to write anything worthwhile

Tylensus · 1 points · Posted at 14:08:51 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Heeeeeeyyyyy Hey Spongeboooooooob

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:54:36 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I did it twice and now want this as a ringtone!

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:27:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I have the chance to have a full time job. All I have to do is pass a physical, memorize some steps and learn a stick shift. Ugh, I've putting this off for too long.

yuragetho · 2000 points · Posted at 02:47:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Darude Sandstorm 6,6,6,6,6,6 4,4,4,5,5,5,7 6,6,6,6,6,6 4,6,6,6,6,6

imlost19 · 431 points · Posted at 06:04:26 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

i just played darude sandstorm on a frog

Eine_Bier_Getrunken · 266 points · Posted at 07:35:12 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

on the internet, while laying in bed.

what a time to be alive

myshieldsforargus · 106 points · Posted at 09:42:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

too late to explore the earth

too soon to explore the stars

just in time to play darude sandstorm on a toad through youtube on my mobile while laying in bed

Eine_Bier_Getrunken · 69 points · Posted at 09:49:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 14:56:10 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

[deleted]

samaxecampbell · 2 points · Posted at 16:03:58 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You go home to your computer later and try it out.

ThisIsMyUserdean · 2 points · Posted at 18:23:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I know, that's what I did, but that other guy said

play darude sandstorm on a toad through youtube on my mobile while laying in bed

BalsaqRogue · 1 points · Posted at 16:18:32 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

But that takes so much effort. Next you'll be asking me to vote.

FARTBOX_DESTROYER · 0 points · Posted at 04:20:35 on February 24, 2016 · (Permalink)

Use a laptop

OMGSPACERUSSIA · 79 points · Posted at 07:41:59 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

We are truly the gods of a new age

Eine_Bier_Getrunken · 43 points · Posted at 07:54:28 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

It is an age of discovery: An age of the dankest memes the universe will ever witness, and temples overflowing with pepe's of the rarest quality.

[deleted] · 18 points · Posted at 13:21:39 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Future generations will remember these times as The Dank Ages.

Hulk-a-mania · 1 points · Posted at 14:21:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I just read this in zoidberg's voice

Zdrastvutye · 3 points · Posted at 14:10:26 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Frogs =/= toads. :)

shapu · 1 points · Posted at 15:24:15 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You mean you haven't before?

bonesawww · 1 points · Posted at 15:48:10 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Today was a good day.

laschke · 198 points · Posted at 04:34:38 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ughh dude.... I just closed the video and now I have to go back and do this. The shit I have to put up with...

NightO_Owl · 132 points · Posted at 05:14:02 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Jealous. I'm laying down in bed while on my phone, half contemplating going down stairs, to boot my PC up just so I can try this.

Freak490 · 62 points · Posted at 05:59:57 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Currently having the same dilemma. I hardly ever get out of bed for a decently urgent piss, yet I'm seriously debating playing a toad through youtube.

OFFICER_RAPE · 34 points · Posted at 07:29:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Firstworldproblems

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 09:19:58 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Bed pan will fix that problem.

Abodyhun · 1 points · Posted at 18:05:43 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

So did you get out of bed or still laying in there?

aravena · 3 points · Posted at 12:05:45 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's a bit delayed but doable on phone. I just did it before I'm going into work.

Betafire · 5 points · Posted at 05:47:38 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

worth

Bash1000 · 4 points · Posted at 06:29:59 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Definitely worth it

massacreman3000 · 2 points · Posted at 13:37:10 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

In a semi.

I don't get the option.

graycrawford · 8 points · Posted at 05:26:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's not that worth it.

mr-fahrenheit_ · 27 points · Posted at 07:21:57 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yes it fuckin is.

thatssorelevant · 2 points · Posted at 08:30:46 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Just keep the tab open until tomorrow. You'll be glad you waited.

Email it to yourself.

Liefx · 2 points · Posted at 08:45:44 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I did

WmJuiceGuy · 2 points · Posted at 09:17:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Did you do it? Was it worth it? Same problem, need answers

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:00:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You're telling me. You know how hard if was to masturbate to this?

ImagineWhalePoop · 898 points · Posted at 06:03:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Perfect

EDIT: Tuned Version

EDIT #2: My first Gold ever! Thank you!

Since someone asked here is my soundcloud!

That_Guy381 · 262 points · Posted at 06:25:01 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I fucking love this website.

gowoka · 112 points · Posted at 08:47:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I fucking love cresps

CoupleK · 29 points · Posted at 12:35:18 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 14:43:26 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I should show this to my female friend.

Corndoggie56 · 2 points · Posted at 17:57:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's obvious they're trying to channel Tim and Eric so bad. The closeups, affect, and their obvious attempts to 'fake' looking weird.

It's so close.

I appreciate what they have done. T&E is a great show and they done well to try and mimic them.

[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 11:56:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

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aDAMNPATRIOT · 40 points · Posted at 08:55:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Would you like one of the cresps?

AfraidOfToasters · 40 points · Posted at 09:21:10 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

wha di... what did you wish on your wish cresp?

haremm · 19 points · Posted at 09:57:21 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I wished for some more cresps on my wish cresp.

[deleted] · 20 points · Posted at 11:43:02 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'M A BIKEY MAN FROM A BIKEY GANG

lunchtomorrow · 8 points · Posted at 13:06:20 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh great. Now I have to go watch that one. I'm not going to get anything done today. THANKS Y'ALL

Frunket · 2 points · Posted at 14:30:26 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You can help stir through the chicken tonight

lunchtomorrow · 1 points · Posted at 15:41:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I. Love. Stirring. So that works out.

cmyer · 2 points · Posted at 13:35:39 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Like the really thin pancakes?

DFxVader · 1 points · Posted at 14:19:38 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I think those are crapes

RC_COW · 1 points · Posted at 15:10:21 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

No love fucking hurts

The_Powers · 1 points · Posted at 15:29:10 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Is that a Kevin Bishop show reference?

These are my fucken cresps

Ausrufepunkt · 1 points · Posted at 16:14:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I like turtles

oddstorms · 10 points · Posted at 10:47:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Do you mind explaining what's going on here? I can't figure it out.

HocusThePocus · 16 points · Posted at 12:35:09 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

the numbers make the vid skip to a certain point. Since the toad's cry is in decrescendo you get a lot of different notes and skippi.... you know what, I can't be arsed actually...

will4531 · 15 points · Posted at 13:50:18 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

crescendo and decrescendo reference the volume of what is being played. The toad's scream is a slide down through enough pitches to make recognizable songs.

cheers!

Nyrb · 2 points · Posted at 13:26:00 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

No no, Slippy.

godelbrot · 2 points · Posted at 14:43:16 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

this comment made me laugh far more than this video

Nyrb · 2 points · Posted at 13:26:53 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Australian sketch comedy crew Aunty Donna, their stuff is mainly on Youtube.

Montigue · 1 points · Posted at 15:41:15 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That guy loves Reddit

HocusThePocus · 3 points · Posted at 12:31:13 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I love fucking this website.

jim_the_joke_man · 2 points · Posted at 12:51:46 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I love fucking this website.

[deleted] · 89 points · Posted at 09:10:57 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dan314159 · 1 points · Posted at 14:25:53 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

you're letting all the air out

This1sMyWorkAccount · 1 points · Posted at 14:41:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Very metal bro.

TTGOrgan · 16 points · Posted at 06:21:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You. You're the hero.

theonly_brunswick · 51 points · Posted at 09:45:05 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Do Seven Nation Army!

6, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 then 6, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8, 7, 8, 9

justarandomcollegeki · 13 points · Posted at 09:51:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Commenting just to prove I was here. This is the pinnacle of reddit as far as I can tell.

sloth_jones · 2 points · Posted at 13:52:16 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Same same

bonesawww · 2 points · Posted at 19:51:49 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

historical thread

MissAhMaizeingMoxie · 18 points · Posted at 06:21:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's pretty fucking neat! Right on !

FagDamager · 8 points · Posted at 08:38:12 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

what the shit

Kikiteno · 7 points · Posted at 09:20:00 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

this is why I reddit

Tglaurim · 3 points · Posted at 09:41:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

who are you and why couldn't we have been friends in high school? my life would be so different.

ZeroCitizen · 2 points · Posted at 11:09:23 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is fantastic

lukeman3000 · 2 points · Posted at 12:26:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I like the harmonized version better

Bitstrips · 2 points · Posted at 15:09:41 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Can you create a extended version of this? This sounds better than the original

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:07:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's actually not a bad mix...

BetweenDaBuns · 1 points · Posted at 14:22:51 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's sweet man! Do you have a Soundcloud?

Npakaderm · 1 points · Posted at 14:54:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Good stuff!

gagnonca · 1 points · Posted at 15:19:38 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

holy shit this is stupid.

RomanCavalry · 1 points · Posted at 15:23:41 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I fucking love your soundcloud.

ImagineWhalePoop · 1 points · Posted at 15:25:46 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thanks man! I appreciate it

Brondog · 1 points · Posted at 15:26:57 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You definitely earned that gold!

DownGoesGoodman · 1 points · Posted at 15:46:03 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Astounding, you just made that song sound awesome.

DraziBlack · 1 points · Posted at 16:54:01 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Tuned version... I think you mean autotoad

Kyotoshi · 1 points · Posted at 20:02:23 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

BRAVO

R

A

V

O

kiliokal · 1 points · Posted at 09:37:30 on May 24, 2016 · (Permalink)

3 months later and I find this. Definitely following you on SC! Great tracks on there, btw.

WmJuiceGuy · 0 points · Posted at 09:19:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This deserves gold

theonly_brunswick · 50 points · Posted at 09:44:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Seven Nation Army - 6, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 then 6, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8, 7, 8, 9

AMvariety · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:37 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This thread just keeps on giving.

AK_Happy · 1 points · Posted at 15:12:59 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
nootrino · 12 points · Posted at 05:24:53 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh! That's what you're supposed to do...

[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 06:24:48 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Now I want to learn how to play through the fire and flames in this thing

nhremna · 3 points · Posted at 08:51:00 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

whats that melody, it sounds familiar?

WTF_SilverChair · 1 points · Posted at 11:30:32 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up.

What's the right answer when the fake answer is suddenly right?

[deleted] · 17 points · Posted at 03:44:38 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

underrated comment

edit: now rated properly.

[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 06:10:42 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

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[deleted] · 15 points · Posted at 06:11:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

it was at the bottom with 2 upvotes when i made that comment

Speedzor · 1 points · Posted at 16:01:04 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

So give people some time to place their votes instead of swooping in with that stupid comment every time.

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 10:21:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

odd, your '265' looks like a 748 on my screen.

I think my frog is broken.

i_just_want_downvote · 1 points · Posted at 10:37:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

what is this /r/movies?

applearoma · 2 points · Posted at 07:01:33 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

its from the youtube comments.

[deleted] · -7 points · Posted at 05:14:28 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

^THIS! lol!!

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 05:15:26 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

XD

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 12:51:44 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

RIP shitty 2010 laptop. I'm using Chrome too...

StandLegweak · 1 points · Posted at 13:48:07 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's awesome

vatsugthedwarf · 1 points · Posted at 14:00:36 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

this was alot easier than the imperial march. and better!

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:14:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Im at work, can I get a video of this ?

lolthisgame · 1 points · Posted at 21:09:45 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Amazing

piponwa · 1 points · Posted at 03:53:49 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Wow, thanks for that!

Team_Braniel · 1 points · Posted at 11:03:10 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

When my descendants are combing through my old internet history trying to learn more about themselves and our time, I want them to fully understand the magnitude of what has happened here today.

Today we played Darude Sandstorm on a frog, for the first time.

I bet in your time you do this kind of thing without a second thought. Your parents probably were playing Through the Fire and the Flames on hedgehogs before you were born, but you have to understand that to us, this frog is pretty much the pinnacle of modern technology.

Walt_Jrs_Breakfast · 155 points · Posted at 04:11:36 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Smoke on the Water - 6,5,4 6,5,3,4 6,5,4,5,6 Iron Man - 6,5,5,4,4, 3,4,3,4,3,4 5,5 4,4

Stolen from youtube commenter lemonshik

JammieDodgers · 89 points · Posted at 06:06:04 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Another shamelessly stolen piece that works pretty well.

Axel F/Crazy frog:

6,5,6,6,4,6,7

6,3,6,6,2,3,5

6,3,2,6,7,7,8,5,6

Poka-chu · 131 points · Posted at 06:57:48 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Crazy frog

NO.

BobbyMcPrescott · 32 points · Posted at 07:01:16 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Sadly they get some credit because I haven't seen anyone refer to it by Axel F period in a decade.

rokr1292 · 59 points · Posted at 09:32:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 10:57:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

how does this even work?

phire · 20 points · Posted at 12:54:52 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Stepper motors (which are used in 2d/3d printers, scanners, floppy drives, CNC routers/mills/lathes or anywhere where you need precise control over the number of rotations) have a very tonal quality, which is directly correlated with the speed of rotation.

By taking direct control of the the stepper motors in the floppy drive's read head with a microcontroller or servo controller, you can make them play whatever note you want. Or use 8 of them for 8 note polyphony.

StymieGray · 6 points · Posted at 13:13:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

what if we brought it up to 32 drives?

KSPReptile · 7 points · Posted at 13:19:54 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

=win, but also a lot harder to manage.

StymieGray · 3 points · Posted at 13:22:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I feel like it would be as easy as setting up 4 different soundtracks so that you got a much more diverse set of tones to match the chords of a song, then the hard part would be synchronizing those 4. I have never done this but now I feel sort of compelled to learn and do it to put my money were my mouth is.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:04:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I think it would probably sound cacophonous. I think there might be a limited range with the floppy drives. However I'd gladly be proven wrong. Be a hero.

FILE_ID_DIZ · 1 points · Posted at 14:39:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

you're gonna need a bigger song

R3D24 · 3 points · Posted at 12:54:54 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I think the motors moving at different speeds, combined with different pitched motors all controlled by a computer makes the sound.

TL;DR: Timing.

[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 12:35:59 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:02:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I know I could have googled it, but I think in a real conversation you would also express your ignorance at first before trying to find out something about it. And I see reddit as some kind of conversation.

And I think lmgtfy comes across as quite passive-aggressive.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:09:27 on February 25, 2016 · (Permalink)

I agree, reddit is a kind of conversation. But not a real-time one. Wouldn't a better contribution to the discussion be one where you see something you don't understand, investigate it, and excitedly share your findings with the group?

Yes, I was being passive-aggressive, instead of being the one providing some interesting information, you ask someone else to do it for you.

Be pro-active!

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:14:22 on February 25, 2016 · (Permalink)

I get that you might feel annoyed by such contributions as mine.

I, for example, hate the lame jokes that are the top comments on almost every interesting link on reddit.

Often I try to find out by myself first, but this time I was just too lazy ;)

YT_Reddit_Bot · 6 points · Posted at 09:32:43 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
Konker101 · 1 points · Posted at 13:45:24 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

i need to go watch BHC now.

tesseracter · 1 points · Posted at 14:34:36 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

yeah, this totally got me pumped for work today.

Axlesan · 1 points · Posted at 17:29:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

TIL Axle F had inspired me for my Username ....

Hayes231 · 1 points · Posted at 17:45:05 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

i'd just like to plug /r/soundslikemusic

ihatepasswords1234 · 1 points · Posted at 18:47:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's amazing

Anosognosia · 1 points · Posted at 23:10:38 on February 25, 2016 · (Permalink)

Almost as cool as my favourite instrument: Tesla Coils

Tibetzz · 10 points · Posted at 07:48:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Growing up I thought the band was Axel F and the song was called Crazy Frog.

Then I watched Beverly Hills Cop.

its_a_rock_fact · 1 points · Posted at 16:26:09 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

What?? It's the other way around??

Axle-f · 1 points · Posted at 12:38:05 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

We should talk more often.

JammieDodgers · 7 points · Posted at 07:07:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I think in this case it's rather fitting.

DoCrackHailSatan · 5 points · Posted at 08:16:46 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Holy shit this one is the best.

thatssorelevant · 5 points · Posted at 08:34:02 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well i was gonna go to sleep.

2nd time was way better. Takes some practice learning how to play the toad

Sambothebassist · 1 points · Posted at 11:54:04 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's a toad, not a frog.

Axle-f · 1 points · Posted at 12:37:23 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's my jam.

Mebi · 6 points · Posted at 08:27:08 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Forget the 4s after the 3s on Iron Man. The frog hits both notes anyway.

yroc12345 · 1 points · Posted at 15:40:29 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Holy shit Smoke On The Water sounds perfect

doodledude9001 · 43 points · Posted at 09:32:42 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Amazing Grace

7 5 3 5 3 4 5 6 7

7 5 3 5 3 4 2

3 2 3 2 3 5 7 6 5 5 6 7

7 5 3 5 3 4 5

CobaltFrost · 2 points · Posted at 17:04:29 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I demand this be played live at my funeral. Just a guy at a computer with this video pulled up.

doodledude9001 · 2 points · Posted at 17:22:46 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'll admit I got a little choked up. Toad's got some pipes on him

forceuser · 1 points · Posted at 12:52:43 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

thank you for this lol

niniipie · 1 points · Posted at 16:47:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

One of the few that sounds the best. Awesome work!

doodledude9001 · 1 points · Posted at 17:22:02 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm a musician, it's what I do haha

approx- · 1 points · Posted at 16:47:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is the best one right here.

l0calher0 · 243 points · Posted at 05:11:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

On mobile.

:(

Kmlkmljkl · 308 points · Posted at 08:51:08 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
Llim · 50 points · Posted at 09:07:09 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I love you

Kmlkmljkl · 31 points · Posted at 09:08:25 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ɛ>

muffinvampire · 28 points · Posted at 10:56:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

How'd you get that backwards <?

MrSynckt · 18 points · Posted at 12:21:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

backwards

Whoa. How'd you get that dackwards d?

Turakamu · 9 points · Posted at 12:21:37 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

¿ʇɐɥʍ 'ʇᴉɐM ˙˙˙ǝɹns ʇou ɯ,I

TheLegendOfCthulu · 4 points · Posted at 12:28:29 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Very carefully

ShoutBasil · 3 points · Posted at 13:30:13 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ɛ>

perv_bot · 29 points · Posted at 09:24:30 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This post and all the YouTube comments makes so much more sense now.

TheAmishMan · 13 points · Posted at 12:23:02 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Thanks for the good times RIF.

Bosticles · 3 points · Posted at 13:25:25 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ahh, thanks, I was really confused before you posted that.

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 09:27:59 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You da real map.

Kmlkmljkl · 3 points · Posted at 09:33:57 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

If there is a place you got to go
I am the one you need to know
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 10:16:59 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

[removed]

DrKaptain · 2 points · Posted at 14:46:24 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You are a god

Berzerkerwar · 7 points · Posted at 06:12:14 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I know how you feel, I know...

All_B_No_D · 8 points · Posted at 06:24:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I tried pausing it and playing it fast to make it work!!! It didn't work :/

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 11:57:28 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I was thinking "Dude, is this the new Rickrolling?"

[deleted] · 470 points · Posted at 01:57:15 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
TheMooph · 177 points · Posted at 03:35:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN REEEEEEEEEEEEE

SerCiddy · 47 points · Posted at 06:02:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
sociallyawkwardhero · 22 points · Posted at 08:34:18 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Holy shit this brings me back.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:26:49 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

holy shit, myg0t

Wolfy21_ · 3 points · Posted at 14:04:09 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Huh..When I first saw this video I couldn't speak English and I had a complete different interpretation of what was happening..

DistinguishedVisitor · 1 points · Posted at 17:26:42 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

What did you think was happening?

Wolfy21_ · 3 points · Posted at 18:04:53 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I thought it was about a nerd that sucked at CS and everyone teamkilled because he was bad so he went on a forum and they recommended him a different game and he was owning everyone there.

Anosognosia · 1 points · Posted at 23:04:00 on February 25, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's kinda sweet. To bad that learning English also meant you had to lose this version of the clip.

Th3BlackLotus · 1 points · Posted at 15:01:23 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Wow. Old School...

AbsolutelyAngryAngus · 1 points · Posted at 15:12:38 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Some of You Guys are Alright, Don’t go to School Tomorrow

Mograne · -5 points · Posted at 10:07:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

lmao what the fuck is the context behind this this is the second time ive seen this exact wording of it

[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 09:40:45 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
-Tom- · 38 points · Posted at 02:11:48 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
403UsernameForbidden · 77 points · Posted at 02:47:24 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I love how calling people normies has become a normy thing.

-Tom- · 10 points · Posted at 02:48:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

has it?

403UsernameForbidden · 20 points · Posted at 02:51:09 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It being hamburger, yeah.

Doesnt_Draw_Anything · 3 points · Posted at 09:48:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yeah.

__PETTYOFFICER117__ · 3 points · Posted at 11:07:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

>I love how _ has become a _ thing

FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT!!!!!!!!

403UsernameForbidden · 1 points · Posted at 17:16:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh, shit. At which bakery supply store did you get my brand of cookie cutter?

[deleted] · 22 points · Posted at 03:27:57 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

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sammyhere · 9 points · Posted at 04:18:48 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

that was pretty avant garde

SexDrugsAmerica · 4 points · Posted at 06:48:38 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
soulslicer0 · 1 points · Posted at 16:41:04 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
laschke · -17 points · Posted at 04:37:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Wow thats an ultra rare pepe. How much did you pay for it after the crash?

-DuckMuffins- · 26 points · Posted at 05:03:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Fucking normie, that pepe is common as fuck

laschke · -9 points · Posted at 05:11:36 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Not after the crash though. You have to account for meme inflation and the decrease in supply of dankness.

[deleted] · -5 points · Posted at 05:34:30 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Darkness is a universal constant, you need a quality post crash meme to interact with it however.

This is literally dank 101

semperlol · 5 points · Posted at 09:03:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

listen to yourself man.

theFATHERofLIES · -2 points · Posted at 05:38:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This video is what finally made me understand this...

westcoastmaximalist · 10 points · Posted at 06:19:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

not really. p sure 'reeeee' is just meant to be an approximation of someone on the spectrum having a meltdown.

blawb0x · 146 points · Posted at 01:19:10 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I had way more fun with this than I expected

true_new_troll · 5 points · Posted at 03:00:20 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I laughed at that way harder than I should have.

lexlyzavala · 1 points · Posted at 14:24:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

No shame man. Gotta enjoy the little things the best you can, even if it's a musical frog on the internet.

BeerPowered · 1 points · Posted at 17:32:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's simply amazing. So far I've attempted Sandstorm, Breaking the law, Iron man, Paranoid, Fear of the dark, Smoke on the water and some other classics. Great way to waste time!

ActuallyNotSparticus · 128 points · Posted at 01:53:07 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 109 points · Posted at 06:29:42 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Is this unethical?

SweetTea1000 · 79 points · Posted at 11:29:51 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Actually, I think everything is fine. Many amphibians, including most frogs & toads, have a specific "release call" vocalization they'll give off whenever grabbed. Example: Wood Frog. Its actually really hilarious to sit and watch/listen to frogs breed. The males will latch onto any other frog they find, regardless of sex, so these calls roughly translate into "I'm a dude, get off me!". Source: Husband of a herpetologist.

Nerrickk · 20 points · Posted at 12:53:19 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

TIL that Frog from Chrono Trigger is a wood frog judging by that sound.

EXTREMELYLAME · 1 points · Posted at 15:15:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

The greatest game of all time.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 15:32:37 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

For real. I'm taking my daughters through it right now and they can't get enough!

We have just headed to 65m BC to acquire the Dreamstone and they both think Ayla is the best character of all time! They love the way she speaks and how she runs on all fours, lol.

Emphasises_Words · 8 points · Posted at 12:13:57 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

What does the study of herpes have to do with frogs?

aaronsherman · 2 points · Posted at 14:08:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Their promiscuous activity tends to spread all sorts of STDs, making them ideal subjects for study. The syphetologists and hivetologists study frogs too.

SkinBintin · 1 points · Posted at 21:16:00 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You have to kiss a ton of frogs and toads in order to properly study herpes.

neimsy · 1 points · Posted at 03:28:02 on February 24, 2016 · (Permalink)

The males will latch onto any other frog they find

Great way to spread herpes. Well, frog herpes.

Axle-f · -1 points · Posted at 12:43:15 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That that make you a derpologist?

I'll show myself out.

SmallChildArsonist · 0 points · Posted at 16:11:59 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

so these calls roughly translate into "I'm a dude, get off me!".

But then the offending frog just responds with "No homo!"

Teranek · 8 points · Posted at 13:18:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You think wild animals enjoy being grabbed by strange bipedal creatures?

[deleted] · 31 points · Posted at 10:11:15 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I was wondering the same thing. It really looks like the person is squeezing the toad so hard all of the air in its lungs is being forced out which would be really messed up.

CentaurOfDoom · 1 points · Posted at 14:10:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

When it starts screaming, it appears to be started by the guy tapping it, and it looks like the guy holding it doesn't tighten his grip.

Molgera124 · 1 points · Posted at 16:39:41 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Frogs don't have ribcages, so their bodies kinda just slosh around to begin with. When you pick them up, it makes them look quite strange and/or uncomfortable, but in actuality they're just drama queens.

Nerdn1 · 5 points · Posted at 14:55:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Avoid handling wild animals as a rule, but I don't think they were hurting the frog, but likely were scaring/stressing it because often when large things pick you up there is a good chance they plan to EAT you.

joavim · 1 points · Posted at 15:12:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yes, the toad is most certainly distressed as it has no idea what's happening and probably thinks its day has come. I doubt it'll leave it with permanent damage though.

ultralightlife · 1 points · Posted at 15:59:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I think so but I tend to leave animals alone in general unless they need help. Many people don't subscribe to this.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:52:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Nah, they are holding the frog near his legs, and it may look like a tight hold but it's just enough to keep him from jumping away. Played with a lot of frogs as a kid, and they will generally squeeze their way out of your hand to the point where you are gripping right above their legs, cause that's how far they can push themselves away from you with their arms before they can't reach your hand anymore. They get stuck just chilling til you decide to set them down. They may not like it, but it doesn't hurt them (as long as you don't squeeze super tight, but looks like they aren't doing that in the video).

Noises are normal, too. I saved a stupid toad last summer from being run over, cause he thought it would be a great idea to just chill in the middle of the road, and he was yowling at me. I barely held him, he was practically sitting in my hand, but he decided to yowl. Even when I set him into the bushes he was still yowling. Dang toads man....

aazav · -16 points · Posted at 11:12:51 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Only if you're a vegan crossfitting brony.

[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 11:18:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Caring for animals is a demeaning stereotype now? Thanks!!

anoncy · -15 points · Posted at 10:02:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Who knows, but is it hilarious? Why, yes it is!

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 12:38:32 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I bet it would be just as hilarious is I picked you up and squeezed you so hard you screamed.

anoncy · -1 points · Posted at 12:53:23 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
Nyrb · -9 points · Posted at 13:46:58 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Who gives a fuck it's just one random frog that's probably going to be eaten by a bird or some shit tomorrow anyway.

6chan · 20 points · Posted at 02:26:42 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
proteanpeer · 5 points · Posted at 03:59:24 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Tremendous.

whisperingsage · 1 points · Posted at 14:39:48 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Sounds like an accurate depiction of recorder class.

excut · 54 points · Posted at 05:26:51 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

and his name is 7,5,7,6 4,5,7,6 7,5,7,6 4,5,7,6!

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 11:00:15 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

what song is that?

-Rum-Ham- · 8 points · Posted at 11:23:42 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

JOHN CENA

-Rum-Ham- · 7 points · Posted at 11:24:12 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

🎺🎺🎺🎺

CompletelyProtocol · 27 points · Posted at 03:22:19 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

What the fuck am i doing with my life

[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 06:18:32 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

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AimanSuhaimi · 2 points · Posted at 16:32:42 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

At least those guys actually went out.

[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 09:32:54 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

32323 53535 656567 Hello My Honey

BrownNote · 2 points · Posted at 14:24:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is a lot better than some of the more upvoted ones.

[deleted] · 39 points · Posted at 09:13:36 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

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zoahporre · 10 points · Posted at 09:29:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

not an expert by any means, but maybe its the frog version of a cats hiss?

[deleted] · 26 points · Posted at 10:43:52 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Not really. That's the noise a frog makes when it's in distress.

xXsm0k3w33dXx · 16 points · Posted at 12:32:41 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

RRREEEEEEEEE NORMIES

aaronsherman · 12 points · Posted at 14:12:39 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's not entirely true. It's more like, "you should let me go." It's often used in mating when a male frog mounts another male frog by accident. So, it's more of a signal that the frog is not amused, but it's not necessarily in any actual pain or distress.

joavim · 1 points · Posted at 15:13:59 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's often used in mating when a male frog mounts another male frog by accident.

So like my uncle Willis then.

Nyrb · 3 points · Posted at 13:49:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It'll forget about it in half an hour and get eaten by something the next day.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:07:30 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's completely untrue. Why do you act so confident when what you're saying is complete bullshit?

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:43:30 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 15:55:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

....Did you even read your own link?

Common Frogs do not have many defence mechanisms, other than to try and hop away quickly. If they are picked up or cornered by a predator they will sometimes let out a high pitched ‘scream’ to try and scare they predator off. This does not necessarily mean the frog has been harmed.

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 16:09:49 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Did I read the link I posted where you copy & pasted the part about frogs, instead of the toad shown in the video? Yes, I did.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:13:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

The toad part didn't mention screaming, so I assume that it applies to both toads and frogs.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:11:36 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's a frog in the video, not a toad. The youtube video mislabeled it. Toads are not shiny and green; they are more like this. Toads don't live in the water like frogs do, and you can see water in the background of the video.

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 16:54:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It needs counselling for ptsd

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:56:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

The frog is fine. He's not being squeezed hard, just enough to be held onto. And noises from them are totally normal. He probably doesn't like being held, because he can't force his way out of the hand any further than he already did, but he's not in pain or being hurt from what I can see in the video.

_gris · -1 points · Posted at 11:24:54 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Do you really think an animal that is forcefully squeezed till it screams and then poked in the face is okay?

evoactivity · 3 points · Posted at 12:52:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

no, good thing it wasn't forcefully squeezed until it screamed.

JammieDodgers · 33 points · Posted at 06:22:33 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Through the Fire and the Flames.

5,6,5,6,5,6,5,6,5,6,5,6

3,6,3,6,3,6,3,6,3,6,3,6

4,6,4,6,4,6,4,6,4,6,4,6

5,6,5,6,5,6,5,6,5,6,5,6

[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 09:21:02 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You're gonna have to youtubeception this shit because I don't have the fingers or speed for this shit.

UAL3422 · 34 points · Posted at 10:50:29 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAd02CZ1BSs

i'm terrible trash with timing but i did it

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 10:57:17 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Close enough.

RnRaintnoisepolution · 2 points · Posted at 15:43:49 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

set speed to 2 to get it right

Mograne · 3 points · Posted at 10:12:51 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

op pls

ATownStomp · 1 points · Posted at 17:22:26 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Now do the rest of the song.

likerage · 94 points · Posted at 06:10:09 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Stolen video, original is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qwU1LQZA5g 25.10.2009

boredsubwoofer · 6 points · Posted at 13:27:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I knew I had definitely seen this a long time ago. It was driving me crazy because no one else seemed to realize this. Thank you for reassuring me that I'm not crazy

merecido · 11 points · Posted at 06:49:38 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

AT least this one works. The other one just buffers and the keys do nothing. WTH?

Raeli · 9 points · Posted at 08:39:43 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You're actually correct - the other if you press too fast, it momentarily buffers, but this one, you can spam as fast as you like the same key and it works just fine.

canonymous · 2 points · Posted at 14:17:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

And a comment on that video even had the Imperial March numbers.

Gengi · 0 points · Posted at 17:58:25 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Same video, different content.

The person who copy/pasted the video had no other way to include their song variation then to do what they did. It is not stolen, the above link doesn't include the same content. The video link only deserves 'source' credit. This is what the current fair use issue is all about.

gubbygub · 11 points · Posted at 01:54:18 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

anyone got more videos where you hit keys to make a funny thing? this was the best fun I had this whole hour

iFINALLYmadeAcomment · 43 points · Posted at 10:39:52 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

If you think this is great, just wait until you discover the piano.

diff2 · 2 points · Posted at 13:38:32 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

you almost gave me an idea but I can't complete it.. something to do with a piano and videos to make learning playing the piano more fun..

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:29:46 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

this whole hour? how perfect is your life?

eduardog3000 · 19 points · Posted at 08:25:44 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Mario: 333532... 7

FountainLoly · 8 points · Posted at 03:09:17 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is one of those few times where the annotations served a purpose.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 06:15:13 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

The numbers are in the description too. I keep annotations disabled by default, and I didn't need to enable them.

bingo_hand_job · 2 points · Posted at 11:19:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

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Hoobleton · 4 points · Posted at 12:29:08 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Go into your Account Settings, then Playback, then untick "Show annotations and in-video notifications".

bingo_hand_job · 1 points · Posted at 21:58:33 on March 12, 2016 · (Permalink)*

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Mentioned_Videos · 10 points · Posted at 03:31:12 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

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Walt_Jrs_Breakfast · 13 points · Posted at 08:20:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Zelda's Lullaby 8,7,9 8,7,9 8,7,4,5,6,7,8,9

joavim · 2 points · Posted at 15:15:05 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ugh Zelda and frogs... now I'm getting PTSD.

peacebuster · 51 points · Posted at 08:41:45 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Isn't this animal cruelty?

SweetTea1000 · 18 points · Posted at 11:19:48 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Actually, I think everything is fine. Many amphibians, including most frogs & toads, have a specific "release call" vocalization they'll give off whenever grabbed. Example: Wood Frog. Its actually really hilarious to sit and watch/listen to frogs breed. The males will latch onto any other frog they find, regardless of sex, so these calls roughly translate into "I'm a dude, get off me!". Source: Husband of a herpetologist.

Gordondel · 16 points · Posted at 10:45:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Seriously though, could someone who knows about this tell us? Is the frog in pain or just pissed off?

ItsWibs · 21 points · Posted at 11:42:28 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It makes this sound when it is scared/annoyed, doesn't necessarily mean that it is hurt.

Streetfarm · 2 points · Posted at 12:52:18 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

But it's not very nice to restrain an animal scared shitless

ItsWibs · 2 points · Posted at 13:08:07 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

I agree

*Edit: Why did I get downvoted, I was agreeing with the fact that it is not nice to do this to the toad.

ErickFTG · 11 points · Posted at 12:01:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It must be stressed, but I don't think it's really being hurt. It doesn't start to yell until it's touched near the eye. If that noise, was from being hurt, then it would had started that noise when it was grabbed.

Gordondel · -2 points · Posted at 12:19:52 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Do you actually know what you're talking about or just guessing?

edit: he's obviously just guessing when I clearly asked for someone who knows, I don't need some random stranger to make assumptions for me, this is ridiculous.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:58:16 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

He's just annoyed.

[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 16:53:21 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

They do squeak when feel threatened. When my cats sniff them they hop off and squeak.

bear1239 · 1 points · Posted at 10:46:37 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ye, I can see his forarm flex so I'm pretty damn sure he is squeezing that frog! How sad :'(.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:00:30 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Nah, he's forming an O with his fingers and keeping it clasped around the frog's waist, which is the smallest part of their torso you can hold onto. He's not squeezing the frog or hurting it. Not saying the frog likes it, but it's not hurting him.

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 02:28:09 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Someone find funky town

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:26:07 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 10:44:52 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

verse: 8 7 8 7 8, 6 6 5, 8 7 8 7 6, 6 6 9

chorus: 6 6 7 6 8 8 6 4 5 6

Delicate-Flower · 13 points · Posted at 02:26:29 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Pressing the keys did nothing for me :(

Edit: never mind that was awesome!

ScreamingInSherris · 7 points · Posted at 03:14:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

what do you do to make it work??

[deleted] · 21 points · Posted at 03:36:37 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

click in the video

Barry_Mapole · 6 points · Posted at 03:34:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Pause and Un-pause the video.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 12:02:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAd02CZ1BSs

Also, for azerty users, it might not work immediately. Switch to a querty if this sound like it could be the problem for you.

Delicate-Flower · 1 points · Posted at 03:46:46 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

i first had to close the popup/overlay message that starts with the video, then it worked for me.

Bongpig · 1 points · Posted at 11:30:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You just need to click on the video element. Close an annotation, pause it, change the volume, etc. You just need to let the browser know that the video player is the 'active' element.

Delicate-Flower · 1 points · Posted at 12:58:00 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I thought that was the case but initially I left clicked on the volume and started pressing keys and nothing happened. I might have been in another app and when I did that first click I was simply switching to my browser window.

ScreamingInSherris · 1 points · Posted at 06:06:28 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thank you!

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 01:40:18 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I do enjoy these a lot, thank you

Abe_Vigoda · 4 points · Posted at 06:41:43 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

If you hit 2 then 8, it sounds like Pikachu.

SabroToothTiger · 1 points · Posted at 13:10:32 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

2-7 is better.

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 06:47:48 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
caeth · 4 points · Posted at 07:44:53 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

The internet is a magical place.

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 10:35:03 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

ArieStrike · 2 points · Posted at 14:30:15 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

People like us, who have way too much free time...

mr_peanut123 · 7 points · Posted at 01:20:21 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thank you for this.

syedfyzal · 3 points · Posted at 03:10:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

does it made sound like that when touch or is it because he squeeze it?

Poutchika · 3 points · Posted at 11:05:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Depending on where this is, this could be what is called a suicidal frog, for the lack of a better name (I don't remember the actual name).

When under threat these frogs will emit a sound that will attract other predators like big birds or crocodiles. They do this to make sure the one menacing them gets eaten together with them.

They are basically the definition of "You go down with me".

nuesuh · 3 points · Posted at 11:35:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ScotWithOne_t · 3 points · Posted at 16:12:28 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This might be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever practiced.

Maxxx21 · 4 points · Posted at 09:18:36 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Am I the only one sitting here thinking it's kind of fucked up to squeeze a toad like that?

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:04:16 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

That's a frog. Toads look like this. And Dustin's comment is correct.

Dustin- · 1 points · Posted at 14:17:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

No that's the proper way to hold a toad. They're not holding the body, they're holding it on the pelvis below the hips. The only other way is to hold it by the legs, but you risk the toad jumping and injuring itself that way.

Zombie_Hick · 4 points · Posted at 10:57:51 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's a bullfrog, not a toad.

silentspyder · 1 points · Posted at 16:15:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's sad that I had to scroll this far down to find someone pointing this out.

dave_the_wave2015 · 2 points · Posted at 02:06:29 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This relieved so much stress just now. Thank you kind sir/ma'am!

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 04:06:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is the dumbest thing ive seen but also the most genious

similar_observation · 2 points · Posted at 05:56:05 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

reminds me of those old interactive flash cartoons like joecartoon or stickfights

MarvinLazer · 2 points · Posted at 06:54:29 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Does anyone hear the weird ascending gliss notes in the toad's shriek that are there in addition to the main tone? Super bizarre. I wonder what quality of the toad's vocal cords or resonant passages causes that?

kukienboks · 1 points · Posted at 12:07:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

The same thing that happens to your own voice when you sing one long note while moving your tongue around. Check out polyphonic singing.

MarvinLazer · 1 points · Posted at 22:06:14 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Not only am I familiar with it, I can polyphonic sing myself! It doesn't sound like it's going through the overtone series, though...

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:44:54 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I spent way too much time fucking with this today but here's a spectrogram of the file, you can really easily see what you're talking about

http://imgur.com/G9mdCtf

MarvinLazer · 1 points · Posted at 00:39:20 on February 24, 2016 · (Permalink)

You are a fucking badass.

flappers87 · 2 points · Posted at 07:12:23 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Wait, are they squeezing that frog?

forresja · 1 points · Posted at 17:54:39 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Nope! That noise is the frog's "release vocalization".

When frogs mate the male frog grabs a female frog and holds on until he's done. But frogs aren't very good at telling boys from girls, so often a male frog will accidentally grab another male. In this case, the male that's been grabbed makes this noise to basically say "nope I'm a dude let go!"

So if you grab a male frog during mating season and hold him he'll make this noise. No frogs were harmed during the making of this video.

flappers87 · 1 points · Posted at 18:01:20 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thanks for the clarification :)

I was in two minds about this video... as I'm not really a frogologist or anything, I had no idea if he was being basically tortured or not for the sake of internet "lulz".

But at least this clears this up. Thank you

Ipokeyoumuch · 2 points · Posted at 09:25:01 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Taken from the comments on the video u/likerage posted Link

Longer version: 6 6 6 8 56 8 56 , 3 3 3 2 56 8 56 8 56 , 2 7 2 3 4343 5 4 7 5454 6 5 8 56 8 56

LinAGKar · 2 points · Posted at 12:40:08 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
Thaweed · 2 points · Posted at 13:02:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Is that toad screaming in pain or what is this?

michaelfri · 2 points · Posted at 13:42:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Now, get it to play this.

eezoBeezo · 2 points · Posted at 13:44:12 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
kamikaze0630 · 2 points · Posted at 14:17:24 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm sorry for doubting the authenticity of this

EasternEuropeSlave · 2 points · Posted at 14:39:02 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

What a time to be alive.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 14:41:37 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Whoah, that toad-ally worked!

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 15:28:13 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This didn't make a god damn lick of sense on mobile.

rippednbuff · 5 points · Posted at 04:51:02 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm totally lost here. Unless the Mandela effect got to me, I don't remember the imperial march sounding like a scream.

[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 05:06:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Press the buttons

BaileyJIII · 1 points · Posted at 11:40:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Press my buttons. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

PleaseShutUpAndDance · 3 points · Posted at 09:38:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Read the description.

rippednbuff · 1 points · Posted at 18:08:03 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yeah I'm opening it on my iPad

TheBestBigAl · 1 points · Posted at 09:51:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I watched the video in RES, so there was no description and I just got one long toad scream.
If you actually go to Youtube it tells you to press certain numbers on your keyboard to play the Imperial March.

SmoogleGlorg · 2 points · Posted at 02:32:13 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Wow. This going to blow the fuck up all over the internet.

kukienboks · 2 points · Posted at 12:01:45 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It has done that quite a few times before.

gronke · 3 points · Posted at 05:15:57 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I can't wait to see it trending on facebook in 3 days.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 06:13:48 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It already did a few years ago.

RevGonzo19 · 2 points · Posted at 10:43:29 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yeah thanks for posting animal cruelty, op.

Glad you got some karma out of it.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:05:45 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Frog isn't being hurt. This is not animal cruelty, more like animal annoyance.

LazyTapir · 1 points · Posted at 02:12:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

How many times do you think he watched this video before finally piecing together this one of a kind wonder.

Bongpig · 1 points · Posted at 11:28:43 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Anyone with a musical inclination would have quickly noticed the notes changing and how that could be used.

Gingerbeard91 · 1 points · Posted at 02:15:13 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Okay I spent way more time on that than I should have. Thank you.

funnychicken · 1 points · Posted at 02:18:32 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Can someone link more videos like this? This is a pretty cool idea

kyudru · 1 points · Posted at 02:29:24 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I had to keep trying until I got it right

superkickstart · 1 points · Posted at 02:29:30 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Interactive videos! It's like the 90's again.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:39:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

[removed]

-Covariance · 1 points · Posted at 02:53:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Heh. You can also play Mary Had a Little Lamb on this toad. Wonder what else you can play. Very cool.

Intergageqxc · 1 points · Posted at 02:58:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

So awesome.

bigbuffblackman · 1 points · Posted at 03:21:24 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's the first time Youtube comments actually helped me in some way

Hakrim89 · 1 points · Posted at 03:44:16 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thats amazing!!!!!!1

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 04:06:25 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

ahalekelly · 1 points · Posted at 04:09:39 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

And this is why I'm not a musician.

Kalleido · 1 points · Posted at 04:09:49 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

The possibilities are ENDLESS!!!!

dj3stripes · 1 points · Posted at 04:15:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm mortified

hewholaughs · 1 points · Posted at 04:18:52 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I had way to much fun doing this, I should go out more

ImranRashid · 1 points · Posted at 04:25:39 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

its videos like this that put me on a level above mere mortals. thank you op.

ItsHampster · 1 points · Posted at 04:33:03 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

What am I doing with my life?

MrRiggs · 1 points · Posted at 04:34:20 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I guess I'm missing something on the relay for Reddit app?

Ahndale · 1 points · Posted at 05:07:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Bloody brilliant

TravisSalinas · 1 points · Posted at 05:21:10 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Feels weird when the piano has the brighter keys on the other direction

ytcop · 1 points · Posted at 19:56:58 on March 22, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm 100.0% confident that this comment was stolen from a Youtube comment.

Author /u/TravisSalinas

Feels weird when the piano has the brighter keys on the other direction

Youtube comment posted 10 hours earlier by Simon:

Feels weird when the piano has the brighter keys on the other direction

Sorry if I'm wrong. I'm just a bot.

AoDPlays · 1 points · Posted at 05:34:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Leave Pepe alone. :(

Maininfo · 1 points · Posted at 05:42:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

And his name is 5465 3465

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 05:51:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

32345432343234543455

Dvorak would be so proud.

ThereW0LF · 1 points · Posted at 05:59:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm on mobile, So this video to me is just a screeching toad.

Azmorium · 1 points · Posted at 06:05:30 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is amazing.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 06:08:12 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

OSfrog

Darth-Darth-Binks · 1 points · Posted at 06:41:08 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Wow, they caught a 4chan user

admiral_snugglebutt · 1 points · Posted at 06:56:02 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is amazing.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 07:06:10 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Am i the in,y one who didnt hear any thing like the imperial march?

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 07:35:54 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...oh I'm about to annoy some people to the point of violence with this shit. Nice. :-)

RadioactiveGreenTea · 1 points · Posted at 07:55:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I spent way too much time trying to perfect this.

rogu3_rex · 1 points · Posted at 08:01:21 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I think we found the epicest video of em all!

Pistacheeo · 1 points · Posted at 08:04:03 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This made me laugh way harder than most things do holy shit

Ch0sn · 1 points · Posted at 08:05:43 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I probably spent longer than I should have on this

DrDerekBones · 1 points · Posted at 08:20:45 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

What a time to be alive.

SazeracAndBeer · 1 points · Posted at 08:21:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Nice try the devil

dirtymoney · 1 points · Posted at 08:37:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm here to watch a video. Not participate.

latte_latte · 1 points · Posted at 08:41:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's the little things in life you guys....the little things in life.

Sbbon · 1 points · Posted at 08:41:25 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hey_zeus_cree_stay · 1 points · Posted at 09:11:52 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

9/10 I found it entertaining. Sandstorm.

Khalirei · 1 points · Posted at 09:19:15 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Amusing.

NotYourMomsMom · 1 points · Posted at 09:21:12 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's the most fun I've had with an internet frog in at least a week.

psychedelicsexfunk · 1 points · Posted at 09:23:41 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

3 to 7 are legit pentatonic notes... that's neat.

Ejaculad · 1 points · Posted at 09:26:16 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

this is the best thing that has every happened to me.

stopmyego · 1 points · Posted at 09:35:18 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I don't know what I was expecting, but I found it.

Haskalies · 1 points · Posted at 09:36:38 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thank you for this.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 09:47:54 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

NotLikeThis

NotHis_RealName · 1 points · Posted at 09:51:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Could this be the greatest thing on the internet in February? And it's a 'Leap' year, after all!

JebusJM · 1 points · Posted at 09:56:19 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Not gonna lie, I thought this was gonna be a nicely edited video. But this is something else. I think we've found the best thing of 2016.

gnapster · 2 points · Posted at 10:29:33 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This has been around for years.

Pearatic · 1 points · Posted at 09:58:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

5,6,2,3...! 5,6,2,3...! 6,5,2,4...! 6,5,2,4..!

A little Frog jam thats easier on the fingers

Megaiamepic · 1 points · Posted at 10:08:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

John Williams would be proud.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 10:21:59 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Fuck, that's too hard.

joyjojo · 1 points · Posted at 10:24:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You're an inspiration to mobile users and special for me.

TrollJack · 1 points · Posted at 10:37:08 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

OMG HE FOUND CAPTAIN GINYU!!

vexatiousbot · 1 points · Posted at 10:38:54 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I've never been so excited to share something with friends as I have been when i found this. Holy jesus.

pnutbutta4me · 1 points · Posted at 10:44:44 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

YES! I need more toad music!

garner99 · 1 points · Posted at 10:46:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

np like a good old procrasturbation session.

sorry_but · 1 points · Posted at 10:51:29 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Holy crap 281 people haven't seen this 10 years ago? Really?

xkaradactyl · 1 points · Posted at 10:55:07 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's not a toad.

ronindavid · 1 points · Posted at 10:56:49 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is, by far, the oddest thing I've ever done on the internet. And that's saying something.

aazav · 1 points · Posted at 11:12:13 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's a frog, you clown.

mynameisgoose · 1 points · Posted at 11:24:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I had too much fun with this.

Megai3ox · 1 points · Posted at 11:34:37 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

OMFG this is the best thing ever hahaha

SentinelSky · 1 points · Posted at 11:43:31 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This made my day, thank you!

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 11:49:01 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

thats a frog

saffer001 · 1 points · Posted at 11:53:12 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AbsolutelyAngryAngus · 1 points · Posted at 11:59:11 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

John Williams would be rolling in his grave.

aMOK3000 · 1 points · Posted at 15:54:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
kukienboks · 1 points · Posted at 12:02:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Are we doing this thing again? Awesome!

GSSubmarine · 1 points · Posted at 12:19:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

ITT: FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Komunela · 1 points · Posted at 12:31:58 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It sounds like a pokemon noise.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 12:42:29 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)
Miloticz · 1 points · Posted at 12:44:08 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Mortal Kombat

Intro

6 6 5 6 4 6 3 4 - 5 5 3 5 2 5 3 4

(the rest of the intro doesn't really work well with these few notes)

The other part of the song

6 6 6 6 7 5 - 6 6 6 6 7 8

6 6 6 6 7 5 - 6 6 6 6666 (hard to play this fast part)

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 12:45:41 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

About three octaves too high.

johannesfleischer · 1 points · Posted at 13:00:01 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

if you drool.

moosew168 · 1 points · Posted at 13:02:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I can't remember when I lol'd so hard the last time :D :D :D

NITYW · 1 points · Posted at 13:07:09 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 13:15:52 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Left Up Right, Left Up Right

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 13:19:04 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This frog would be an excellent way to teach intervals to uninterested kids in music class.

PsiPhiFrog · 1 points · Posted at 13:21:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This makes me what to try to learn the piano again.

Pretzelpalosa · 1 points · Posted at 13:23:20 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Not a toad - it's a bullfrog!

JJGeneral1 · 1 points · Posted at 13:25:45 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

lol. WOW!

fucky_fucky · 1 points · Posted at 13:39:21 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Heat transfer midterm in one hour. Spent ten minutes playing a toad on youtube. Sounds about right.

-haven · 1 points · Posted at 13:51:34 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thank you for making my morning!

jrtoons · 1 points · Posted at 13:52:16 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This made my day but creepy at the same time

double2 · 1 points · Posted at 13:53:25 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Name that tune: 6 6 6 8 6 5 - 9

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 13:54:00 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever fucking witnessed. Thank you very much. You deserve to win the lottery or something.

Stuk_amk · 1 points · Posted at 13:55:39 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

6,8,6,5, 6-5,6,5,3, 5-3,5,3, 2-7,5,6,5,3-- Thats the new track ;)

BowlOfDix · 1 points · Posted at 13:57:42 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

damn . I had no idea toads screamed

kobaltzz · 1 points · Posted at 14:00:05 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I think that this is the first time that annotations have ever been useful.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:01:24 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

WTF is going Don't harass the animal. Frog is not for playing game.

JJ650 · 1 points · Posted at 14:02:06 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Pressing the numbers did absolutely nothing. What am I missing here?

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 14:06:20 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

move your mouse on the actual video and then try doing it. I think it also just works with the NUM keys.

JJ650 · 1 points · Posted at 14:33:26 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thanks!

DeuceSevin · 1 points · Posted at 14:06:04 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's a frog.

RJStrasser · 1 points · Posted at 14:13:21 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This might be the most entertaining thing I do for a while.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:16:14 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Praise him! I welcome our lord with outstretched arms!

ncurry18 · 1 points · Posted at 14:17:25 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Nobody can tell me I can't play an instrument anymore.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:28:28 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

that was 2 minutes well wasted.

Skywarp79 · 1 points · Posted at 14:30:44 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

My best approximation of "Back in Black" by AC/DC. It's not perfect,but...

9, 7,7, 8,8, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8

BeerPowered · 1 points · Posted at 17:40:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

My version would be

90~ 7770~ 8880~ 2356 7~~~~80. Repeat. Zero acts as a break.

hmlangs · 1 points · Posted at 14:37:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

First off that's a bull frog, second this made me kind of sad...

Ask_A_Sadist · 1 points · Posted at 14:39:19 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is basically everyone on 4chan

xVoluntasx · 1 points · Posted at 14:41:13 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

someone...how do i play "we like to party" from vengaboys on this frog?

DaFox257 · 1 points · Posted at 14:47:58 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I enjoyed this way too much

nate1212 · 1 points · Posted at 14:50:12 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

its a bullfrog, but w/e

mr_hellmonkey · 1 points · Posted at 14:52:32 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is the most amazingest thing ever. Thank you Mr space frog.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:52:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hopefully the humans holding and hurting him got some kind of disease and died off quickly.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:56:21 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

If only my internet was faster

mryananderson · 1 points · Posted at 15:06:53 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

slow clap

knine1216 · 1 points · Posted at 15:08:10 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I love the jump before the scream. He reminds me of a pissed off toddler that you just unexpectedly scared

CrakAndJaxter · 1 points · Posted at 15:16:57 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is the best thing I've seen in a long time

vidar_97 · 1 points · Posted at 15:17:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I spent way more time on this than is resonable

IzzyNobre · 1 points · Posted at 15:18:38 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

For the Jurassic Park Theme:

676 89 - 676 89 - 67766 897

Fideon · 1 points · Posted at 15:19:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

FUCKING JEDIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mattstanton94 · 1 points · Posted at 15:23:07 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I had better see some videos of songs made with this video posted to /r/videos in the next few days

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:27:25 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is what my life has come to.

CitrusCBR · 1 points · Posted at 15:30:07 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's best if you play it as instructed, then just let him wheeze out the last note till the video ends. Also, this was instantly easy for me on the num pad, but I had the hardest time doing it on the standard keys.

sukanthgunda · 1 points · Posted at 15:32:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

too late to explore the earth ...

Dufius · 1 points · Posted at 15:37:49 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

this is fucking awesome

heilspawn · 1 points · Posted at 15:42:03 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Mary Has a Little Toad https://youtu.be/cSm-YhKe6uk

eastbayted · 1 points · Posted at 15:45:16 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ha ha. Animal abuse. I get it.

mtraps · 1 points · Posted at 15:49:40 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

So worth taking 30 minutes out of my day to play that properly. Back to work.

thecanadiancast · 1 points · Posted at 15:52:16 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

join our subreddit and post your tunes we need to keep this alive! https://www.reddit.com/r/ToadTunes/

draginator · 1 points · Posted at 15:54:32 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm waiting for skrillex to get on stage with a toad now.

HailXpuc · 1 points · Posted at 15:54:56 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Kill Bill - Whistle song

3,4,3,3,4 - 4,5,4,4,5 - 3,3,4,4,3,3,4 - 4,4,5,5,4,4,5 - 6,7,6,5,6,7,6,5,6,7,6,5,4 - 5,4,3,4,5,4,3,4,5,4,3,4,5,4 -

Here's the origional song: https://youtu.be/E84OWq6z3IQ

matteoarts · 1 points · Posted at 15:55:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I was on the original video where the guy who commented how to do it had no replies. I told him it was the most underrated comment on there, and suddenly it blew up.

YOU'RE ALL WELCOME FOR THIS

ShitClocksTickin · 1 points · Posted at 15:58:14 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I must master this in less than 30 minutes. Oh boy is my screen name is relevant today.

Garthman · 1 points · Posted at 15:59:36 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

5353535353 Get neenor sound

UncleTedGenneric · 1 points · Posted at 16:05:52 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

10 min of my life gone, looking thru the comments singing numbers to popular tunes.

Time well spent.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:07:02 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I actually can play it now...

ellenpaoisanazi · 1 points · Posted at 16:22:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Watched it on my phone. Was confused until I read the description

Gingerkroewe · 1 points · Posted at 16:23:23 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Did you eat him? Mmmmm frog legs...

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:37:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

NORMIES GET OUT

matthewhandy · 1 points · Posted at 16:38:16 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Seven Nation Army:

6, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

6, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8, 7, 8, 9

yezplz · 1 points · Posted at 16:42:12 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Gandalf Loop
3,3,3,3,4,3,3,
3,3,3,4,3,3,2,3,4,5,
6,6,5,4,5,3.

LouisArmstrong3 · 1 points · Posted at 16:44:57 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

squeezing it so it stresses the fuck out. WHO CARES! ITS A SONG! LMAO. >:(

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:50:20 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

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BeerPowered · 1 points · Posted at 17:04:23 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm disappointed in myself, that I had to see this in comments before trying it myself. Sandstorm is usually the first song I play on obscure instruments.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:50:52 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

uhhh yeah animal cruelty is funny?

CrankyHankyPanky · 1 points · Posted at 16:56:04 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Song of Time: 3, 6. 5, 3, 6. 5, 3, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4, 3, 6. 7, 5, 6.

turbojoe26 · 1 points · Posted at 16:57:16 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

That was fun!

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:59:49 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is going to be everywhere by tomorrow.

harrison_kion · 1 points · Posted at 17:01:20 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

It sounds like a wild Pokemon has appeared

simjanes2k · 1 points · Posted at 17:11:04 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

doesn't do shit when i hit numbers on the pad or above the keyboard

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:12:09 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

ELI5: How did ANY business stay afloat after the invention of the internet?

foshotoshop · 1 points · Posted at 18:34:26 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

8887799 888769 8888799 88888877699 CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES!

Daman159 · 1 points · Posted at 21:37:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I made the melody from the Game of Thrones theme 486548656596759678

notsurewhatiam · 1 points · Posted at 05:44:24 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Mobile 📱

KptKrondog · 1 points · Posted at 07:05:23 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I guess I'm star wars retarded or something, because it doesn't sound like the imperial march at all when I do it.

Do it super fast? on beat with it? slow?

edit: I got a couple parts to vaguely resemble it...but that's just because I'm doing it on beat to the Imperial March.

scredeye · 1 points · Posted at 11:26:48 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Do it on the same beat as imperial March. You'll start hearing it soon

bbeac065 · 1 points · Posted at 02:13:03 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

5/7 would do again.

lordspidey · 1 points · Posted at 02:36:39 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Frontpage material right here. calling it now.

Kawzilla · 1 points · Posted at 02:39:43 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I need this for a ringtone

TrustworthyAndroid · 1 points · Posted at 03:39:20 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)*

How did they find a frog that screams Weed Poop? wow!

LayDownAndRott · 1 points · Posted at 04:56:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

2 8 1 3 3 0 8 0 0 4

iLife87 · 1 points · Posted at 07:49:15 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I spent way to long laughing alone at this.

vapeywave2002 · 1 points · Posted at 08:26:27 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

normies get the fuck out

Shim_Ha · 1 points · Posted at 12:22:10 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Whoa an /r/videos post on the front page that isn't about YouTube politics?

TheKooPZz · -1 points · Posted at 02:46:13 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

INTERNET GOLD HAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[deleted] · -3 points · Posted at 12:15:04 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 17:07:39 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

He's not being squeezed... and he's not dying. He'd be a lot more panicked if he was being squeezed to death.

achenx75 · 0 points · Posted at 08:49:48 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh my god, there is so much win on this thread!

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 09:20:48 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yep...just scrolling through the comments playing them all. Does this make me a musician?

simanthropy · 0 points · Posted at 10:16:29 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

You'll all know this one. Try to keep the rhythm as below

76673....3....4....

76674....4....5....

76673....3....4....

75..6

Try it first, but here's a video of me doing it if you get stuck.

rollntoke · 0 points · Posted at 10:21:33 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I dont get it. Its just making an annoying noise that isnt the imperial march

Dingle_bells · 0 points · Posted at 10:22:19 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

OK, this deserved its up-vote.

Bahndoos · 0 points · Posted at 11:24:00 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is BULLSHiT. Who still sits at a COMPUTER to Reddit? Need a keyboard MY ASS.

BeerPowered · 1 points · Posted at 17:10:01 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Get the fuck out of here, smartshit fanboy.

stephengee · 0 points · Posted at 11:46:54 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Take your god damn upvote.

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 11:55:24 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

TOADS? REEEEEEEE

HyruleanHyroe · 0 points · Posted at 11:56:01 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is stupid. I love it.

chesterpots · 0 points · Posted at 17:09:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Shame on you. Your disconnection from the pain of another creature for your useless entertainment is embarrassing.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:41 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

please let all the air out

[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 12:11:32 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

I don't get it. That was dumb. Have a downvote.

[deleted] · -28 points · Posted at 02:29:32 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

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SyntheticGod8 · 3 points · Posted at 02:48:47 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

At least we're not surgically altering slaves so they can only scream in a single note when we poke them with red-hot irons. We have standards.

[deleted] · -25 points · Posted at 03:02:15 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

Redsyi · 3 points · Posted at 05:01:50 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Don't feed the troll, people.

cthulhusbeard · 1 points · Posted at 12:18:36 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Toad time

SyntheticGod8 · 2 points · Posted at 03:11:22 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

oooookay, sure, man. Whatever you say. God is a man-made construct; god is synthetic.

FUCKING__GNOMES · 3 points · Posted at 04:42:41 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hey stop fighting with this guy, with a edge that sharp he is bound to win.

icantfind_a_username · 1 points · Posted at 05:06:35 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

2edgy4me

FUCKING__GNOMES · 2 points · Posted at 13:49:37 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

5me3edgy

SyntheticGod8 · 1 points · Posted at 12:01:30 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thanks Gnomes

FUCKING__GNOMES · 1 points · Posted at 13:49:55 on February 23, 2016 · (Permalink)

Just trying to keep you safe!