๐๏ธ butchtcoug ยท 37365 points ยท Posted at 15:42:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two Guys One Ticket: Two best friends achieve lifelong dream of sneaking into a movie theatre in one set of clothing.
Bo Insta: @theboscout
Bo Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheBoScout
drarin ยท 3338 points ยท Posted at 17:25:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go to the airport like that. I want to see the look on the TSA agents face when they go through the body scanner.
dootyforyou ยท 1928 points ยท Posted at 18:21:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want some fingers up your bum? Because that's how you get some fingers up your bum.
mood_indigo ยท 1286 points ยท Posted at 18:47:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of, yeah.
When_theSmoke_Clears ยท 634 points ยท Posted at 18:56:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kanye?
B-Wong ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 20:13:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twitter fingers turn to booty fingers
moldy1 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:05:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
#fingersinthebootyassbitch
ferdfteenmillion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:38:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gettin fingered by a booty digger
Cody610 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:10:44 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not the type of nigga that'll finger niggas.
BUT IF YOU A THREAT TO THE FAA OR NATIONAL SECURITY IMMA FINGER NIGGAS.
ferdfteenmillion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:07 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make sure you dig up to the third knuck'
TheSixTen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:33:43 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting bodied by a strippa nigga
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:11 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trigger fingers turn to shitter fingers
lockdown36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twitter fingers turn to...booty fingers...?
IAMAJoel ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:50:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ain't a real man until you've had a girl milking your prostate as she's slobbin on your knob. Ye knows what's up.
minuteman_milo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:26:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This Guy Fawkes ^
JaggedToaster12 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:45:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I missed this one.
What is it with Kanye getting his ass fingered?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:01:22 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tl;dr An ex of his, Amber Rose, claimed Kanye likes butt stuff.
SupaDupaFlyAccount ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just google #fingersinthebootyassbitch
OSUfan88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:20:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
instanorm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Underrated or too soon? Either way. Amazing lol.
TasteTheTyger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:49 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What makes you say that? I've also been suspicious that kanye may enjoy butt stuff after his post about hating butts and not even going there...while being married to a woman with an ass to end all asses.
linkybaa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:45:56 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amber Rose said he liked butt stuff.
TasteTheTyger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:05:56 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol good for him
BRUTALLEEHONEST ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:13:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll do it
SlightlyAccurate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:44 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They don't call them Trained Sexual Assaulter for nothing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is correct.
AbdulJahar ยท 415 points ยท Posted at 18:52:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FingersInTheBootyAssBitch
kingstig ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:21:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I spit coffee out my nose idk why that was so funny.
GaminoBinks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:26:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its a refrance to kanye as well
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:19:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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GaminoBinks ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:23:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well can't you read??? thats what i said in my comment
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:01 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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iwonderhowlonguserna ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:06:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which one?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:51:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who doesn't?
NOBUTTSTUFF ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:56:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:14 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not into that kind of shit... I like pictures and videos Me and my wife got the kind of love that can can turn exes into best friends
OCmemeAI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next step, hiding a whole person in your ass.
raj96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which one they have 2
jgmachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did I say two? Better make it three.
royalstaircase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on which bum.
Compizfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just needs to check inside ya asshole
KCdonkeybong64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No man. Just tell them it's a prank. They should understand.
yeaheyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But which gets their bums inspected?
Brunky89890 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's all I have to do?
NotyourMomsFanny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TSA logic = "Man hiding on another man...Must search asshole now"
ItsNotShane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
deleted What is this?
deadfreds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Willy bum bum willy willy bum bum
Azkabandi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In both your bums.
R3volte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it already happened to him. How do you think he was able to have such a good grip.
Devils_-_Advocate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet we could get /u/drumsticker to do it
intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:43 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TSA fingers think they're heading for bum, but get sucked instead. "Fat" guy just stares at them with a cool smile.
ozzkozz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:33 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I juss nayd to check inside yo asshoe
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:01 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Real question: Are TSA agents actually allowed to do full cavity body searches?
lookxdontxtouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:19 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As long as it gets fingers up my friend's butt as well it's totally worth it.
Proclaim_the_Name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:20 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The front bum or the back bum?
tf2fan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:59 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, at least only one of those guys needs to worry about that. Only one of them is pretending to be the bum part...
Popcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also how you get charged with some serious shit. They don't really have a sense of humor
nsfw1016 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:08:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As long as they play with my balls I'm okay with that
AngryItalian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:38:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Double or nothing.
Badvertisement ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:39:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean I WISH I was Kanye
jupiterkansas ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:33:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I do it.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Butthole__Pleasures ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sup
CemestoLuxobarge ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 18:30:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm big bones, not boned. Yup, just fulla bones."
JackoKill ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:17:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a spooky skeleton in all of us!
ricalo_suarvalez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:41 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know what's so hard to understand about this, the amount of bones that I have is big."
CemestoLuxobarge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:31:51 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha, ha. Nice.
LocoRocoo ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:15:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im in Europe - haven't had a scanner ever, only the alarm check metal weapon thing. I'm actually thinking this is possible.
whooope ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:01:09 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If there's an extra seat on the plane, maybe
PatientlyWaitingfy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:46 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not every flight is full
whooope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:55 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True
NotUrMomsMom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:41 on February 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have been in one. It can see soft tissue and bones, so you want to get a little chub going, like a half mast, lil wind in the sails to impress the TSA guard.
epsilonbob ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:21:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sir your driver's license says you weigh 145lbs"
"I'm afraid of flying so I've been stress eating... a lot of stress eating"
Beer-Here ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:09:01 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Curious: What state's driver licenses include weight?
Edit: Why downvote for a serious question?
epsilonbob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:14 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't find an up to date compiled list of which do but I believe it's still quite a few.
Google turned up a message board thread from 2009 that had people saying California, Alabama, Illinois, Indiana, Washington, Maryland, Nebraska, Delaware, Wisconsin, Utah, Ohio and Georgia do (or did) so at least a fair few.
SoaringPhenix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:56 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
.
arturo_lemus ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:51:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a TSA agent, i would find this hilarious
bradmeyerlive ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:48:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a freedom pat worth filming.
fallenreaper ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:15:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pls try OP.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:13:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a screener, I would literally not know what to do. But he'd get into a heap of shit once everyone finds out there's a person in there.
BarelyLethal ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:23:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No point in doing this for a flight nowdays. They would make you pay for two seats anyway.
idealreaddit ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:55:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is a good thing
ohihaveasubscription ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good way to get on a no-fly list
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The body scanner doesn't show bones. Just yellow or red spots where metal is detected
zeugenie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just opt out
naonintendois ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:41 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a conjoined twin...."
sonofdad420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:13 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
theyd probably just let him right through. theres no obese terrorists.
everennui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:31 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone that fat would surely have to pay for two tickets.
"Well... this wasn't worth it."
Probably only gets one bag of peanuts too.
Gregger90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:36 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ate my twin 2 hours ago
2ero ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He would get sued by The Fine Bros.
indelkdepfo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:31:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://jornaloide.com/fail-jump-showman/
cdna ยท 6247 points ยท Posted at 16:44:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can totally imagine the thoughts going through the ticket seller's head... was probably 90% sure that there was another guy under there, but didn't want to risk that 10% lol
[deleted] ยท 965 points ยท Posted at 17:19:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope he sees this video and thinks "I fucking knew it!"
Munitaur ยท 533 points ยท Posted at 18:08:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He should do a react video
UnarmedZombie ยท 613 points ยท Posted at 19:18:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 275 points ยท Posted at 19:09:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Triggered
tnturner ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:36:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TriggeredTM
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:07:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TRIGGERED
scotscott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:18 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TrademarkedTM
crispychoc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:44:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon dude, too soon...
Nerpt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll see you and u/finebros in court, asshole!
deesmutts88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that what we're gonna do today? We're gonna get sued?
ARatherOddOne ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then get sued by the Fine Bros.
azGRIMES ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:22:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats literally the joke. Good job.
I-hate-other-Ron ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:54:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never wanted to simultaneously give a downvoted AND and up vote. Here, have the latter. You earned it.
๐๏ธ butchtcoug ยท 993 points ยท Posted at 17:49:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He totally gives us a second look as we walk away
camdoodlebop ยท 643 points ยท Posted at 18:07:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
maybe he just hates fat people
TheLync ยท 537 points ยท Posted at 18:33:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or he really likes fat people ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
BoyceKRP ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:45:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dem asses
_KKK_ ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:19:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dat frontbutt
Dr_Quarkenstein ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was going to give an up vote... But I just can't...
nettlerise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
_KKK_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:08 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D:
Why not?
Dr_Quarkenstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:13 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because I'm black and your name is KKK...
_KKK_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:45:22 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failing to see the relevancy.... we've had several black members in the Kalakaua Kite Klub, why wouldn't we?
Dr_Quarkenstein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:26 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice save, have an upvote!
destraight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are 2 kinds of people
KarmaforLama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally checked out that BMI
conrad98 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:47:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/actually2peoplehate
trippy_grape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how in this case people can refer to both one or many people.
[deleted] ยท -29 points ยท Posted at 18:43:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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tealtreees ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:40:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
do you think that that is adding to the conversation in a constructive manner?
[deleted] ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 20:03:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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tealtreees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:25 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found the fatty
tritonx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:02:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And he probably said, fuck it, for the effort and creativity you deserved the extra ticket. You couldn't pay me enough to be the guy under the shirt.
vomitingVermin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Could have said a lot of things if you were stopped:
Surgery!
or
Hey, I might be differently enabled, but I deserve the same rights as anybody else!
i-get-stabby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you might want to not show his face in case the video becomes popular enough that his superiors find out.
In_between_minds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:13:17 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The legs/arms and face give it away the most. It is almost impossible to be that fat and not have stockier legs and a thicker neck and "Fat face".
nahfoo ยท 4850 points ยท Posted at 17:56:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Excuse me are you actually 2 people trying to pass as one?"
That is not an accusation you go throwing around
Edit: seriously? More than double the karna of my previous too comment? Fuck off with the gold, next time just send me $3.
dtwhitecp ยท 3068 points ยท Posted at 18:11:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excuse me, you have about double the mass that you probably should have. Is that because you are carrying another person?"
shoe788 ยท 3037 points ยท Posted at 18:36:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"why yes I'm pregnant"
jfong86 ยท 3123 points ยท Posted at 19:13:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Congratulations sir, enjoy your movie."
edit: thanks :D
Z1stCNTRYdgtlBOY ยท 1725 points ยท Posted at 19:58:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting out of the elevator: "They just grow up so fast"
IMelted ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:31:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But if seats are assigned, where is the big baby going to sit? I guess the guy's lap would work.
testbug0 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:29:27 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think America still uses the primitive system of free for all seating
IMelted ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:38:45 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, I live in FL and seats are picked when you buy tickets. So at least at my theater we pick.
testbug0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:20 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your theatre is in the minority then! From what I've read on reddit and other sources, reserved seating isn't that common apart from IMAX and few others.
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2013/08/movie_theater_seating_why_don_t_american_theaters_have_reserved_seating.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/reserved-seating-is-coming-to-more-movie-theaters-is-that-good-or-bad-or-inevitable/2014/10/29/0cdeee38-5f6c-11e4-9f3a-7e28799e0549_story.html
IMelted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:51 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had no idea, I guess I appreciate my theater more. It's got recliners, and it's not imax though.
Quazmodiar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just came here to seeย Honk If You're Horny in peace
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:27:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 20:45:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the reddit gold gravey train has left the station here, no gold for him!
COCK_MURDER ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:26:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha but we could definitely take a SHIT on him of course, and somehow that's okay?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:44 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely, there is no mercy in reddit gold trains. There is for redit silver and lots for raditt bronรe
oDARKSTARo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:46:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Random story but me and my friend invented this band called cock murder when we were bored once it's a hardcore rock band with "cock murder in the first degree" being their biggest hit thanks
PansexualEmoSwan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something something bandwagon something gold something karma
Edit: wow! Thanks, kind stranger!
Billy_Sastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Certainly is a grave situation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1st train ive seen in awhile and it turned out to be one of those engine->caboose deals.
eSportWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:49 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayyyy Lmao
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:05 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayy! L m a o!
SsGT_GuuRTMAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No gold for you!
testbug0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:33 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asking for gold, bad form
spyroll ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:29:44 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username relevant.
Harry_Sack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ruined the gold train. Now I don't get a turn.
FlyingFridgeMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:16 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All that's left is for us to look on and wonder about the legend that could have been.
Z1stCNTRYdgtlBOY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:25 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I regret nothing!
Ihaveanusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gravity can do that...
Konraden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trains aren't trains unless they have an engine..and at least
fivesix cars.Caleb_Krawdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They just go up so fast"
Newt_Inlaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:35 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me, you have about double the gold that you should have. Get this man a garbage bag full of popcorn!
self-confidence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:58 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOOO000ooo...___!!!!1
I missed the gold train by 7 hrs!
YesOrNah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:58 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Choo Choo! All aboard the gold train!
Enthused_Llama ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:01:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dat ะทะพะปะพัะพะน ะฟะพะตะทะด, tho.
hexydes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My goodness...it's the rare quadruple gold...
constrictor63 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We thank you!
hostViz0r ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:01:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did... did your foetus just thank me?"
_KKK_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:18:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does yours typically not...? You should teach it some manners
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:18:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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almaperdida ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:33:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
don't ask me man, I just smoke meth.
sirmonkey95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/CxVPrrNZntI?t=17
rightbeforeimpact ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold train?
JamieLoud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me: "Thanks, you too"
Ticket taker: "..."
Other guy wrapped around my waist: "..."
Fuieken ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:33:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm really happy for you sir."
rdg4078 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:58:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nice try, but you missed the golden boat
WalrusWalrusWalrusWa ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing I didnt
WreckyHuman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:03:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You did
Commandophile ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quick everybody, hop aboard the gold train!
unsurebutwilling ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:54:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Twins
NarcissusGray ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:08:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Junior. Twins is the one where he and Danny DeVito are twin brothers.
unsurebutwilling ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:14:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddammit... you're right! But Danny Devito plays in that one too, doesn't he?
rouseco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He plays the twin rather than the fetus.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
the_leprechauns_anus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes, I'm "carrying".
Upboats_Ahoys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Technically correct. The best kind!
pimbvlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm really sorry... I'm very lazy."
BeerOnTap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:36 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll take two tickets for Junior please.
(For younger redditors, it's a movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger becomes pregnant... It's not very good)
r_slash ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:03:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On that note, do "abortion is murder" types think pregnant women should have to buy two movie tickets?
rouseco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Considering they are republicans? They probably feel like the fetus should have a job to pay for it's own movie.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it works only in america, if it was like china or somewhere where you would rarely see fat people, they would totally notice, and even then, it seems too much work to go through just to stop paying a 10 entry ticket.
tripwire7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No kidding.
wererat2000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes, I'm actually the worlds first case of immaculate conception in men."
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the transgender "dude" who actually got pregnant via invitro.
konaitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sir, I see your belly, but I can also see your neck. These two factors do not add up.
rouseco ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:12:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I do chin-ups."
Snoopy_Hates_Germans ยท 600 points ยท Posted at 18:38:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, come on! 'Vincent' is obviously three kids in an oversized coat. Why is nobody else seeing this?"
Dylan7225 ยท 231 points ยท Posted at 21:09:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're just jealous my boyfriend is a successful business man of business
tapiq ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 21:49:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who spends his day in the business factory
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:46 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sophisticated smooth talker.
TheSublimeLight ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 21:13:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good horsie.
ThompsonBoy ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 22:32:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that I think of it, that is probably the only time that anyone ever told him what he has been desperate to hear through the entire series: that he's a good person. And it's from the one person that he denies is even real.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:48 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People look too much into that show. I feel like you can make anything deep by analyzing the heck out of it.
DubiousDrewski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:27:06 on February 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But everything he said was factually what happened. There's no reading-into-it at all. What are you on about?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:57 on February 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://xkcd.com/915/
xkcd_transcriber ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:07 on February 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Title: Connoisseur
Title-text: Our brains have just one scale, and we resize our experiences to fit.
Comic Explanation
Stats: This comic has been referenced 330 times, representing 0.3349% of referenced xkcds.
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:37:51 on February 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like something mundane will happen in the show (like the kid calling him "good horsie") and people will make all this emotional backstory for it. I mean, the show is about a retarded rich horse. Yet people are claiming its some amazing emotional breakthrough. I bet I could analyze American Dad and write an essay on Stans growth as a father.
DubiousDrewski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:10 on February 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically, it's YOU who is reading too much into their comments.
BrownNote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:20 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if this was the correct reference, but now I just hear Goodbye Horses and have an urge to wear a woman suit.
rex_dart_eskimo_spy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:15:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have another soda?
shibli09 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:23:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bojack Horseman! Just watched that episode last night lol
Khanstant ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:59:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such a fantastic recurring character concept.
TheSilence13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:05 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Season 3 pls
jmz_199 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:50 on February 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great show
Angsty_Potatos ยท 272 points ยท Posted at 18:10:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITS A TUMOR ASSHOLE
ASK_IF_IM_SINGLE ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 18:37:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's NOT a TUMOR. Not a Tumor.
illmasterj ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:16:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you single? Had to ask.
EaselVetoPup ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:16:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this might seem like an odd question, but are you single at the moment ?
Fun-Cooker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the chopper!
Sunfried ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May yet be an asshole, but he's a sporting asshole if he's willing to be the tumor for this prank.
SevensSea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ftfy
addysol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its naaht ah toomah
boomb0x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:09 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naht a tumah.
im_not_afraid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:55 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it a tumur?
quaybored ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:14:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's an asshole tumor. Let me show you it.
AssumeTheFetal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:17:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its not a tumah
nachotestes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/OaTO8_KNcuo?t=4
ellieneagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Painful kind of tumour to have.
xanatos451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A comma would significantly change the meaning.
Angsty_Potatos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:11 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its now a mystery. Is it a tumor, asshole? Or a tumor asshole? The world may never know
imnotatoooma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.
xilodon ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 18:13:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing more dangerous is congratulating a woman on her pregnancy.
nahfoo ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 18:32:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you really just fucking ask me if I'm hiding an adult human inside my clothes?"
reammachine ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:26:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And angrily waddle away!
JnnyRuthless ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:47:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Close cousin of the risky offering a woman who looks pregnant a seat on the bus.
Highside79 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've done this. Not recommended.
dysangel ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:34:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh heh heh
p4lm3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My boss did this to one of our clients. She even pretended to mis-hear him, so he repeated it even louder. It was literally 5 minutes into a huge photoshoot day, so I got to cringe for 10 fucking hours.
Boneykingz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:07:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or offering a fatty your seat.
rouseco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always offer them my seat, I don't want them falling on me when their legs give out.
michaelchondria ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:40:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is "Why are you misshapen?" better.
nahfoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" the fuck is going on with your body? "
smitteh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nigga you oblong asf with lumps, the fux up?
the_dayman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, that just made me laugh so hard I started crying.
cjojojo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:42:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excuse me sir but the body-to-face fat ratio really isn't adding up here..."
dabosweeney ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:41:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i would pay infinite money to see that accusation thrown around
nahfoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:16 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PayPal me $20 I'll do it and post their reaction on YouTube since I guess I can do that now without having to throw down with some bros
ryannayr140 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No sir I have this fucked up tumor.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B'scuse me!?
thatdogislookingatme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if two people gave you gold or if it was just one person...
brucetwarzen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yea, because you think we can't pull off the 3 peole in a suit.
fearachieved ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'VE SPENT THE LAST 3 YEARS TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT YOU INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER
Ya, pretty sure I'd play it safe too. Just not worth it haha. You can trust me I used to work customer service for Best Buy. At some point you realize protecting the company from a possibile $10 loss isn't worth the stress it adds to your life. Not like they're paying these ticket people that well.
Minksz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Business-wise, this all seems like appropriate business! - Vincet Adultman
Wrinklestiltskin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the same reason you don't ask a women if she's pregnant, but more obscure and with the potential for way worse repercussions...
GlassGhost ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm actually going to use this.
nahfoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turn it into a pickup line somehow
GlassGhost ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Implying they could actually be picked up.
GetBenttt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:09:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought someone would obviously say that, than I thought of myself in that position..
nahfoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's way worse than "I'm but pregnant, just fat"
fatlizardgoth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:41 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On a side note, You totally sandbagged /u/cdna out of his gold by rephrasing the same comment.
nahfoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:35 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wore it better.
And I didn't say "lol" at the end. Never a good move
fatlizardgoth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:56 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True dat lol
I_HATE_GOLD_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:40 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i like your style
Pascalwb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMV8btPW4wU
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do I now think those people who drive those scooters around disney world are actually doing this.
tswpoker1 ยท 1052 points ยท Posted at 17:15:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was completely expecting to see something like this
mr_popcorn ยท 835 points ยท Posted at 17:31:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or this.
Johnnyspirit ยท 400 points ยท Posted at 17:37:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't trust like that" is what the ticket guy should have said to OP.
unhi ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:27:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Open that button!"
Hurinfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:33 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does that phrase sound so strange?
BrotherChe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:43:24 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because some words don't phrase like that.
king_human ยท 276 points ยท Posted at 17:48:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or this.
WakaWaka_ ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 18:37:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or this.
Brickfoot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:03:15 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you assume the top little guy isn't wearing pants?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:04 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that looks like a real nice neighborhood for someone to be dressed like that
buford419 ยท 146 points ยท Posted at 18:27:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's far too busy doing business transactions at the Business Factory to be going to the cinema. He spends all his downtime on the tall person rides at Disneyland.
References!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:35:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's always guys and places with you!
amikez ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:34:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have another soda?!
jeenyusguuy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:14:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sick Reference, Bro
NekoStar ยท 228 points ยท Posted at 18:34:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of these posts and no one mentions The world's most giant doctor?
Devout_Zoroastrian ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:10:40 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Turk, we tried playing giant black guy, remember what happened? people ran"
cest_chic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was my first thought!
High5King ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:32:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noice.
_KKK_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK, finally!! Did not expect this one to be so far down in a thread like this. Reddit used to absolutely suck on zach braffs peen. The good ole days.
StaticTransit ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:49:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAH, nice try, /u/zachinoz's alternate account!
_KKK_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit you caught me! :P
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
been working my way through scrubs for the 3rd time. not even a little sorry.
currently on season 5 of 8.
NekoStar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:11 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is normal. :)
Lolzzergrush ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:52:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I buy you an alcohol?
MasterGuns244 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:21:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprised I had to scroll this far for the Bojack reference
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:42:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. You just posted a picture of an ordinary adult man. Am I missing something?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? I just see one very sexy business man.
batt3ryac1d1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man that show is depressing as fuck
markowalski ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:24:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is the best ending ever.
"I don't trust like that. Open that button"
"Do you have any skittles??"
hbomberman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:50:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the WKUK
awry_lynx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:05 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting them to fess up at the end, not... not that.
uraffululz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crazy how low this is
Chispy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:51:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
seems legit
HipHoboHarold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really need to watch this show.
latman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still waiting for Goten/Trunks
about42billcosbys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ranch me bro!
Fabien_Lamour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait... Is that a youtube prank video that's actually good?
Swamp85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a TV show (The Eric Andre Show) full of pranks that are actually good.
humbertog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funniest thing I have seen in a while! thank you for that
Swamp85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should watch the rest of the show
thewilburbeast ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:51:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping for something more like this.
SpagettInTraining ยท 165 points ยท Posted at 17:45:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I expected you to link this.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/11a07a3af2d8837bca0a2b48ddca9b3f/tumblr_nbrh0934yV1tljxpko1_1280.jpg
Awesomekip ยท 229 points ยท Posted at 18:03:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. That's just an adult who does business.
SpagettInTraining ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 18:30:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hm. I must have posted the wrong link. All I see is a normal adult.
gumboshrimps ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:39:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see an Adultman.
freednc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we're boys who do business....DOBIS"
u_suck_paterson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incorrect. Does A business, at the business factory
stunt_penguin ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 17:49:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, I am fully expecting a reveal in the next season where it turns out everything Vincent has been saying is true, that he is actually one very strangely deformed adult and that the show has been messing with our heads this entire time :D
GitEmSteveDave ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:08:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about the episode where we see Vincent with his ex wife?
stutsmonkey ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:18:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That never happens.
DeusExSepuku ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:22:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What show is this
stunt_penguin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:23:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bojack Horseman :D
DeusExSepuku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh damn never mind I don't know how I didn't realize
OnceWasABreadPan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be amazing, but there's an episode where you see him out of the suit with his dad and he's just a regular kid.
MasterEmp ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:42:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, that's his son and stepfather. It's a sore subject for him, so I wouldn't bring it up.
WittyChico ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But, buuuut, the kid and Vincent have different freckle patterns.
luvbadger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly hope they never reveal that Vincent is an adult or two children dressed as an adult. I feel that having that mystery is way more fun.
LpSamuelm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:26:49 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it's much of a mystery...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what about all those episodes with Vincent's mom?
stunt_penguin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:28:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one with vincent's wife and child, you mean? :D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember now, the one where Kevin shows up. Do we ever see his wife or ex-wife?
amikez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, Kevin is always getting on my nerves.
hunter575 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:29:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait have you watched season 2 yet!? They literally show him as a kid lol
stunt_penguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:35 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh c'mon, there was plausible deniability there the entire time.... I'd love to see it all played out as a huge joke.
hunter575 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:34 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok now that I'm thinking about it they sooooo could go that way but having Vincent freak out the whole scene has me leaning on the 3 kids theory
Staross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like this?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71ij%2BilHDXL.jpg
BeeTooPresumptuous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had to scroll waaay too much to find this!
TheWolfWhoCriedBoy_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:33:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping for this, or giant black doctor.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The most suspicious tip off for me would be a black Orthodox Jew.
heidiann205 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would pay good money to see that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting Muppet man.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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MaxPotato08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:30 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Little Rascals
LinkRazr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:00 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What is your account number?"
".....7"
Autumn-Moon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:00 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Account number is 7.
-eons- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:52 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is you account number?
uhh..7
Flamenverfer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:32 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or this!
me_brewsta ยท 4923 points ยท Posted at 17:03:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I dont get paid enough to deal with this"
Rooonaldooo99 ยท 1889 points ยท Posted at 17:16:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/NotMyJob
bceagle411 ยท 989 points ยท Posted at 18:02:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"that is not my job"
-helen
Designer_B ยท 548 points ยท Posted at 18:23:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not enough drake and josh on Reddit.
Damascius ยท 412 points ยท Posted at 18:46:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit will come around. And when they do, they'll be SPHERICAL. SPHERICAL!
stuffandotherstuff ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 19:35:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always repeat words for emphasis. EMPHASIS
iAmTheRealLange ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:28:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You give me headaches! HEADACHES!
notdeadyet01 ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 19:27:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, take it easy man
amisamiamiam ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:16:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Regal is awesome. Sucks to steal from them when profits for movie theaters are in the toilet.
codefreak8 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:53:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think most of their profits come from snacks, not tickets. One person sneaking in isn't going to have as much of an effect as everyone bringing in their own snacks.
Luph ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think that was really the point of this exercise.
ayfilm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Actually across the board Regal is more expensive than every other theater in my city, they offer no deals or discounts besides a weak rewards program, and the presentation is usually subpar (esp with 3D and IMAX).
Also like someone else said most of a theater's profits come from snacks, but despite the popularity of torrenting & streaming, 2015 was actually the best box office year we've had in a while thanks in part to jedi and dinosaurs.
'pushes glasses up nose with index finger'
NoCowLevel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only reason why I smuggle shit is because their stuff is so ridiculously overpriced. I would gladly buy a $1.75 soda and a $3-$3.5 popcorn
laxd13 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always felt like Josh was my generation's George Costanza
TheConsolate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:02:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here you go
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AXYmdgZSE00
i_am_mr_skeltal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:56:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What. The fuck.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:38:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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HumbleManatee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:02:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found megans account guys
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:10 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's because many people on reddit are boob's.
Dont_like_my_comment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you calling me a liar?
Designer_B ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:24:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AIN'T CALLING YOU A TRUTHER!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying to think of when Drake and Josh was first on TV, and when it stopped. It probably stopped around 2007? How old was most of Reddit around then?
Experience_peace ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:58:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lolol before i even saw that you put "-helen" i read it like helen.
SirSteve_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:00:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're such theater thugs...
LinkGrajo13 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:35:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, just take it easy man
SemperDeusVult ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR JOB HELEN
bmxtiger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too drunk to eat this chicken
-Col Sanders
arcangeltx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you dont know me
Luxbu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"that is not my job"
-helen-my bossDr_Quarkenstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not my supervisor!
Litotes ยท 166 points ยท Posted at 17:30:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/IDontWorkHereLady
kalitarios ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 17:46:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's a man baby, yeah."
zmansman ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 18:09:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If he's willing to go through all this effort, well then fuck, he deserves the free ticket."
BobNelson1939USA ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if they had gay sex in the back row of the theater.
zmansman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:30:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I heard what was presumably a fat guy moaning, I wouldn't look back.
svenhoek86 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh god ya just shove it all in there. I didn't even know you could fit that much meat in such small buns. And the secret sauce just smothering everything in there looks so good. I can't wait to have you in my mouth." *cue fat guy eating noises/sex sounds*
Ya, I wouldn't look back either.
zmansman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL how fat people sound while having banging others
Gamerjackiechan2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:05 on February 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/whatthefuck
thesaunders ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:24:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Austin, that's my mother!
NeedlesslyRhetorical ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
www.manbabies.com
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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kalitarios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't wait for this GIF to load while I sit here in my TelePresence Meeting.
exoscoriae ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:16:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thathappened
Very few of those stories pass the sniff test. A lot of people sit around dreaming up these scenarios apparently.
Litotes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:50:53 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who cares?
exoscoriae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:15 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me. If I'm going to read made up bullshit, I'll find a fiction book that is actually worth reading. If you find a story about a woman walking into a construction site and asking a guy laying large wire lines to help her find something funny, then your sense of humor is essentially on par with the telletubies. Anyone can make up a completely bullshit story. Might as well just make posts that say things like, "What if people had three feet instead of two. That'd be weird, right?" It's on the same friggin level.
Litotes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:31:23 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you have a good day. I'd suggest you try to stray away from insulting others with differing opinons than you in your subsequent internet conversations.
exoscoriae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:08 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You asked a question. I answered.
grumpy_lump ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:58:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for that subreddit
Crepusculr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:54:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same
I_HATE_GOLD_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:08 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its basically /r/crappydesign
UndeclaredFunction ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 17:57:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously though. At least at my theatre, you really don't even need at ticket... Most of the time the ticket taker isn't there or simply doesn't give a shit. Same goes for the rest of the employees.
blanco4prez ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 18:00:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is theatre. I need to catch up on some movies
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:04:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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rune2004 ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 18:22:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect place to steal from! /s
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:32:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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svenhoek86 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:55:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're struggling because they were never that profitable to begin with, and the cost of upgrading to play newer movies is staggering. So they're stuck with shitty equipment, screens too small for modern movies, and dwindling business.
It's not really anyone's fault, but it's not always mismanagement that causes it.
Cloudy_mood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This comment made my day!! Haha
baardvark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. One time I forgot my jacket at the local budget cinema. I walked in off the street and nobody tried to stop me.
alex494 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You realise why it's probably struggling right?
MrBig0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's probably struggling only because people are sneaking in.
AdmiralHairdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Regal employee here - $5? Ha. Not a chance. Try $11.50
bobby8375 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$5 Regal means the old ones that are not upgrading to get any of the IMAX/3D or other high quality stuff and they don't order brand new movies, so everything they show is 3 months old.
squeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 5$ on certain days. But my area also has like 3-4 competing chains across 20+ properties, so everyone has deal days.
msheaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Our regal is 5 bucks on tuesdays
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:32:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called internet
Knot_My_Name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one by my house is the same, they don't have a ticket taker for the morning showings just the concession people who also have to sell the tickets and are way too busy to care if someone sneaks in.
BrigadierRayRay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to be that guy, but in this case it's theater. Theatre refers to the art form, while theater refers to the building.
Wheatking01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:25:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just to be that guy, but I was always of the understanding that "theatre" was the British/British Union form and "Theater" was the American form, both being used interchangeably in their respective Countries/regions to describe a place where you sit and watch a movie or play.
I am definitely not a linguist but hey its the internet, has that ever stopped anyone before from giving an opinion.
blanco4prez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally be that guy man. I never bothered to look up the difference and am glad to know it!
Knowledge five
MattTheFlash ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:44:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but if there's not enough seats, there's a problem. The house lights have to come on and everybody's asked to show their stub, some people have legitimately lost their stub and start arguing, etc. It's a drama show not worth having. The ticket taker not giving a shit will get him fired /very/ quickly.
ballrus_walsack ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:15:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have been attending movies for decades and have never ever had this happen.
The only place this ever happens is with assigned seats like a baseball game or a live theater performance.
MattTheFlash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's interesting, it's actually happened to me on opening night twice of major films at AMC theater, both were at opening night midnight showings.
ballrus_walsack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess our average is 1 ticket check per person then! ;) I've been to lots of opening nights at movie theaters but the big ones they dedicate multiple screens to the opening show so there's rarely a sold out situation. This is in NYC. I have gotten my ticket checked at Yankee games but that's mostly because the seat number system was so screwed up it got newbies confused and they claimed that you were in their seat.
KillaDilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah youre right, this is simply anecdotal and not typical. Big theatre chains will check your ticket!
TellMeYourBestStory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This pays for half of my secret shopper assignments.
codefreak8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went to see The Force Awakens 3 times in the past month, and of all the times I went the ticket taker was only there once, and that was at the latest show time (11:10 PM on Sunday Night).
80Eight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The other option is that the ticket taker is an enthusiastic but incredibly handicapped middle aged man who is wheelchair bound and only has one functional arm, with only 2 functional fingers.
Your left standing there desperately wanting to tear your own tickets while he wedges that tiny slip of paper between his chin and fingers.
ThatFag ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha, great subreddit! Thank you!
KjoeLjan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:22:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or as I like to call it (based on Douglas Adams): SEP
chhubbydumpling ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"that's not my job... i don't do that,
I'm a pimp ~slash~ rapper, i thought you knew that."
-Andre "Mac Dre" Hicks
ThisNameIsFree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:28 on April 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, thanks! Was subscribed after reading only 3 posts, what a great sub!
[deleted] ยท 247 points ยท Posted at 17:34:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always buy a soda cup and put my soda in it at fast food places instead of getting a water cup and being sneaky. After working at a food joint I realized how little fucks anyone gives about the soda machine hiding off to the side. I also realized if I even saw someone "stealing" I still wouldn't say anything.
llDurbinll ยท 275 points ยท Posted at 17:55:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first job at 16 was at a Subway in the downtown area of my city, so we get a lot of homeless people coming in to use the bathroom and ask for water cups.
Occasionally said homeless person would put soda in the cup. One time the franchise owner, who is always there during the day and runs the register, saw a homeless guy put soda in the water cup he had asked for.
He yelled for the one of the other employees to run the register and he ran out of the store and chased down the homeless guy and snatched the cup out of his hand and poured the drink out.
Dude could have gotten stabbed or shot over a soda. smh
dontbelikeyou ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 18:09:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can see his frustration. He was GGG for the homeless guy twice and then the guy rewarded him by stealing from him. Def not worth the risk for 10 cents worth of soda but it does suck to have your good deeds rewarded with theft.
DeweyTheDecimator ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:29:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fun fact, a soda cup costs more than the soda that fills it at many fast food restaurants. they buy the syrup wholesale and it's ridiculously cheap
iseethehudson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
true, and many places that are franchises, are bound by their franchise agreement to buy the cups and plates from the franchise owner , who marks up the paper products x 20
Fun-Cooker ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:52:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its not even 10 cents worth of soda, more like 2 cents. Usually the cup cost 2x what the soda cost. Probably a nickel all in.
FlamingWeasel ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:18:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What good deed? Not saying he deserves people stealing from him but most places don't charge for water, some places legally can't.
HoraceDerwent ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 18:40:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Letting homeless people into the store to use the toilet/clean up is a very nice gesture. In the vast majority of places you need to be a paying customer, and a lot of people wouldn't let a group of homeless dudes into their store in the first place.
dirtysanchez2626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cue dirty Mike and the boys!
CommanderStarkiller ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:25:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There a horrible pain in the ass.
tubular1845 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been at least ten years since someone has turned me away from a rest room for not being a paying customer. It is definitely not the "vast majority" of places.
HoraceDerwent ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:22:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How often do you go into random stores and ask to take a leak?
tubular1845 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even if it were once or twice a year if the vast majority of stores require you to be a paying customer I should have been turned down at least once over the course of 10 years.
PTVA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If the average person were to glance at you, would they assume you were homeless? I think how put together you are, or aren't, has a lot to do with how willing people are to accommodate you.
tubular1845 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:40 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't imagine I look very well put together most of the time. I put less effort into my appearance than pretty much any other facet of my life.
NotTheSysadmin ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhh... wat. Theres like one McDonalds in my city that locks their restroom but they're right beside like three homeless shelters and the central hub of the metro for the city. Every other fast food place I've never had to order before using the restroom.
jadaris ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 18:23:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
llDurbinll ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:45:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny story about that...
So one time I remember seeing a homeless man scooting along the floor, clenching his butt, as he was making his way to the restroom. As he got close to the door I saw a pile of poop roll down his pant leg and plop down on the floor.
Being the new guy, my boss turned to me and was getting ready to ask me to clean that up. I said "Sorry, I'm going on my break!" and clocked out and made my free sandwich. He was so mad. haha
austin101123 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:06:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you aren't certified in handling biohazards you legally can't clean that up.
climbz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:31:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got out of cleaning up homeless person poop because I knew this at my first job. It's a glorious feeling seeing your boss carry poop
llDurbinll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe that's why my boss didn't insist that I do it and threaten to fire me if I didn't. I didn't know that though.
xfyre101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how do you just call your own break when you're the new guy and your boss is there.. were you fired the next day?
llDurbinll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:09:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it was close to my break anyway and being a minor, an employer has to give you a break when you are scheduled for a certain amount of hours.
No, I did not get fired. I got a raise after being there for six months and I quit about six months after that because I had enrolled in the co-op program at my high school and one of the rules was that you had to work a certain amount of hours.
Well during that time it was their slow period and only had me working 4-6 hours a week so I had to quit and transfer to another Subway.
PCCP82 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am hoping he was.
llDurbinll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay classy.
PCCP82 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:17:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i would have terminated you that day.
llDurbinll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing you aren't my boss. Now kindly fuck off.
PCCP82 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:33:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
teenage tough guy alert
let me know when you aren't making people food for minimum wage.
PCCP82 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:58:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you suck at working.
adaminc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it even legal to refuse to allow someone to use the facilities?
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 18:36:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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adaminc ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:40:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guess it depends on jurisdiction.
Lord_Cronos ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they can, but you generally see that at small gas stations, not fast food franchises.
TalkBigShit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:59:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the cities you actually see it all the time in McDonald's and shit. Like philly and new York
TheForeverAloneOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. In cities, the bathroom are usually token operated or you get buzzed in.
Lord_Cronos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weird. Fair enough though, I haven't been to either in a long time, let alone going to a fast food place in either.
llDurbinll ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:41:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it is. Some high crime/high homeless areas will require you to buy something before they give you the key or buzz you in (if they spent the extra $$$ for the fancy system) to let you use the restroom.
I hated cleaning the bathroom as the homeless would try and take a bath using the sink and would make a mess that I'd have to clean frequently.
PsychicWarElephant ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:51:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
worked at a michaels craft store in my younger days. I worked in the frame shop so it was my job to buzz people into the bathroom. The shop was in a less than awesome part of San Diego, and homeless guys would frequent it. if "bathing" is the worst you can think of, trust me, homeless guys do a lot worse in public bathrooms.
TellMeYourBestStory ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:52:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I worked at a coffee shop in Seattle. I had two ODs in one year in the bathroom. The world's a rough place. : (
dontbelikeyou ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:49:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On private property I think the answer is almost always yes. Think about enforcing a law against it. Instead of telling the person he can't use the toilet he would just tell them he's not welcome on the property. Once that happens the potential toilet user would be required to leave or he'd be trespassing. If we did make an exception to trespassing laws to allow for toilets anyone who wanted to trespass would just claim they are there to use the toilet.
MorningRooster ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 19:24:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you can't just deny people the ability to visit your shop based on their physical appearance, even if it's your property. You might remember something called the "civil rights movement" that dealt with that.
dontbelikeyou ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:27:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who said anything about doing it by appearance? Race, Religion etc are and should be protected from discrimination. Discriminating between paying customers and everyone else seems fair game.
rabidsi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure you can. Especially if you're not a paying customer. Anti-discrimination and civil rights legislation does not give you carte blanche to expect to be able to do whatever you want on property owned by a private business just because it is "open to the public". If your presence can be construed as interfering with business or posing a health or safety risk to customers or employees you literally have no leg to stand on if an owner asks you to leave. He/she has that right.
RabbitFluffer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can deny people service for whatever reason I want I just can't be a dumbass and say I did it for an illegal reason.
Sorry, we are booked up on cake orders. Vs We don't serve gays.
Our kitchen is having problems so we are not serving right now. Vs No blacks allowed.
Etc...
Melancholia ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:40:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I work with the homeless. I don't blame people one bit for refusing to let them use the facilities. The dozen who are fine don't make up for the one who leaves an uncapped dirty needle on the floor to be stepped on.
joZeizzle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They can definitely have bathrooms for customers only.
TellMeYourBestStory ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Seattle, and it is the norm here to not let anyone who looks homeless or like they have a drug problem to use the bathroom. I worked at a coffee shop for awhile and I KIND of get it. I would let non-customers use the bathroom all the time, but got burnt pretty regularly. People would shoot up or trash the place a lot. I just gave everyone the benefit of the doubt at first, but then warned, kicked-out or 86ed them as abuses got worse.
Betucker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:44:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
100%. Why should non-paying customers be allowed to come into your business and use your stuff when they aren't bringing you any revenue?
adaminc ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 18:48:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called human decency.
vandelay714 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:51:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we have your address so the homeless folks can come use your bathroom?
adaminc ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:59:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have let people come into the house to use the bathroom before, delivery guys, door to door salesmen, etc... Back in the day, my parents were "block parents" and would let kids use the bathroom.
But no, I'm not going to post my address publicly on the internet.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:19:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on man. Have some human decency
adaminc ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 19:24:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly, you should have some human decency.
PhilxBefore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:35 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sick burn bro
adaminc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:50 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't a retort.
PhilxBefore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:35 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Correct, it was a retart.
adaminc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:15 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sick burn bro
PCCP82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the difference is they aren't junkie homeless people.
kwiztas ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:01:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Law in some areas.
dontbelikeyou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any examples of these areas? Seems impossible to enforce. With the exception of race, religion, etc. property owners are generally allowed to refuse access to their property to anyone they chose. You don't have to ban the person from the toilet when you can ban them from the property.
rabidsi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except it isn't. Typical laws generally say you can't refuse service because a potential customer belongs to a protected class. This doesn't, however, mean that you have carte blanche to do what you want.
For example, say you and a group of friends enter a restaraunt and only you order something, or even no-one orders anything. The owner is absolutely within his rights to ask you to leave because you are interfering with business, even though the place of business is "open to the public".
kwiztas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I can't find the law. But I do remember every summer the city saying that it is all restraunts are required to give out water when the temp is over 100 degrees.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
The_GanjaGremlin ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which once again they legally have to let people do
CommanderStarkiller ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:24:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say that after having to clean junky shits from the side of a toilet.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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CommanderStarkiller ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:25:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on state laws.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:34 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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CommanderStarkiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:40 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT's a safety and sanitation issue. You can't have people fainting from dehydration on your property, nor can you have people being unable to wash their hands before ordering etc. Again each state and city will have it's own laws. Google isn't gonna sift through that shit for you.
ryken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
source please
thumpx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he could charge for the cup.
dontbelikeyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The good deeds were letting him use the toilet and giving him water without making a purchase. If he were legally required to give him water I'd agree it wasn't a good deed. I think that requirement is pretty rare though, especially for people who aren't customers.
joZeizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not even ten cents. Maybe a penny
whitefang27 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:11:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like a lot of employees do care because they're worried about the consequences they would face if their manager found out.
Such as me and a group of friends went to a Wendy's near our school for lunch (we get off campus lunch senior year). Most of my friends brought their own lunch because they can't afford to buy lunch every day. Two of them bought food from wendys. Granted we were a group of about eight kids when we sat down at a table one of the cashiers came up to us and said we couldn't eat in the restaurant if we didn't buy anything. We said OK, and couple of us went and bought a soda, well that still wasn't good enough for her so she came up and told us we still had to leave. Probably worried we'd do something even though we were all just sitting and talking.
llDurbinll ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would have asked to speak to the manager, and if he wasn't any help I'd demand a refund for the drinks based on the fact that the cashier said we just had to buy something and she didn't say we had to buy a meal.
tubular1845 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. I would just start recording and get her to restate it while filming all the food and drinks on the table. Let her know you'll be forwarding the video and a complaint to corporate. Boom, you are now being left alone.
whitefang27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well she said those that had bought anything (including the ones who bought drinks) could stay, but the rest of us had to leave. Obviously we weren't just going to split up so we grabbed the food and ate outside at the taco bell next door.
And being kids we didn't feel we had the authority to ask for the manager.
llDurbinll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I must have missed the part where you said only some of you got sodas. I assumed all of the people who didn't buy a meal got a soda to please the cashier.
I've never seen a restaurant do that before though, I've been to a McDonald's before where one person was eating McDonald's and the other had brought in a sandwich from Subway.
hewhoreddits6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:58 on February 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, when you're a kid, a lot of times that stuff doesn't occur to you. They're eighteen I assume, and at that time I was still super scared of real adults and stuff and didn't really know how to stick up for myself in that fashion.
sojerboy08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you get shot and stabbed over a soda.....? Was the manager going to stab him lmao
llDurbinll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said or not and. How do you get shot or stabbed over a soda? You chase down a homeless person with possible mental issues and take away the one joy he had at that moment.
sojerboy08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:27 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The way you put it in words makes me think the manager was going to do something. A better way to phrase it would be "people could be stabbed or shot over minor things like sodas these days. Smh"
SolidCake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Over one cent in syrup and a five cent cup
llDurbinll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. Not sure if those numbers are accurate but I get your point. At the current fast food place I work at, they charge for water. They charge $0.53 for the cup, they say the water is free but you're paying for the cup. If you bring your own cup or bottle we will put water in it for free.
qwaszxedcrfv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't even know subways had bathrooms.
llDurbinll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone I've been to does.
qwaszxedcrfv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me it's always just been a counter with some little tables inside if any.
llDurbinll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:31 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you only go to ones inside malls or other places with multiple restaurants in the same building. Do they not have full sized restaurants in your city?
qwaszxedcrfv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:49 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you.
We do have full sized restaurants.
All the subways in my city are set up take out style.
Even the bigger one that has 4 or 5 tables does not have public restrooms.
Why it's like that. I have no clue.
llDurbinll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:12 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, what's with the hostility? I was just asking if you had ever gone into a Subway that didn't have to share the same space with other restaurants.
Fugitivebush ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:08:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What an asshole. The dude is homeless. His life probably depended on that drink of soda. He is probably dead now under the highway where he sleeps.
God Damn.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:19:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shut up...
Fugitivebush ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:31:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
huehuehue
PeterMus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can understand the frustration of theft. It's not McDonald's money going down the drain, it's his money.
A 20oz soda/cup may only 30c but if everyone does it then soon its a big loss, nevermind the loss of profit from stolen product.
BoxSquid ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 17:49:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen a few middle-aged women working at McDonald's who absolutely lose their shit over this, so there is a little risk involved.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:06:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In their defense. A lot of assholes think that they can bring a cup from home and fill it up for free.
xfyre101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thats where you draw the line man! if they ask for a water cup and fill it up with soda thats one thing..but bringing your own cup to do that is just disrepectful ya dig?
tomkesler ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:34:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how about ordering a drink once, and reusing the cup over and over to refill your drink on future visits?
suarezj9 ยท 678 points ยท Posted at 17:43:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I remember one time when I used to work fast food a big black dude that looked like he could 1v1 the Rock came in and asked for a water cup. He went and got soda and my manager comes over to me and says "tell him he can't do that and he has to pay". I look him right in the eye and say "fuck you. You tell him." The black dude looks right at me when he's walking away and says "thanks little nigga". I smile and say "anytime sir"
TLDR: Big black dude stole soda. He made me his little bitch.
Edit: I should mention that it was a McDonald's inside Walmart that I worked at and it was right between a rich part of town and a poor part of town so we got all sorts of characters in there.
Goddamnpanda ยท 336 points ยท Posted at 17:55:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't make you his bitch man, he did the inner city equivalent of knighting you by calling you "little nigga". If you weren't already black, your an honorary black person now. Good looking out fam.
EvaUnit01 ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 18:03:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ฏ
Secundusnonnocere ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:40:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for the rest of us
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first time I've seen an emoji on Reddit and I'm not sure how I should feel
xfyre101 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:18:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get used to it little nigga
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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u-randoh12-is-a-cunt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐
Eva-Unit-001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you me?
ReiNGE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
good username, you done well
NodEazy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:33:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is correct.
Source: I'm mixed and have been knighted "Lil nigga" several times.
baardvark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if you get called lil shorty?
5027 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds worse to me- but I'm not black enough to know for sure
RelaxRelapse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've only heard that in reference to women or young boys.
NodEazy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lil shorty. I've never gotten it. But it would probably mean he spent some pen time, and thinks I'm cute, But coming from a big black gay guy. Usually pronounced "lil shawty" most often directed at women of sexual interest.
OhBestThing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahah "inner city knighthood. Forget "Sir"... "Henceforth, you shall be known throughout the lands as Lil' SuarezJ9."
becauzetheinternet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh yes. I was converted in sixth grade when my black friend said: "I now declare you, of the muthafucking black people, black."
Frostiken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's true. There's a section in the back of GQ that lists who officially became a lil' nigga that month.
198jazzy349 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember that even if you're white, as an honorary black person you can now walk up to black people and say "what's up, my ni*ger?" and they will welcome you. (I am NOT honorary black, so I have to use * when spelling that word.)
Hiphop-Marketing ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:44:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No black person goes around saying that word like you spelled it, b.
lol
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:52:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dont ever say b again can you and the rest of you wiggers at r/hiphopheads stay where you came from
Hiphop-Marketing ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:09:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
quiet, little nigga
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:15:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wtf? my last name is khalifa and what does my name have to do with anything?
EX-Manbearpig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B
DrDew00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
b
ShakespearesDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You better wrap that gavel up b
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:28:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As half black person, I'm pretty sure the majority of other black people say "nigga" not "niger". There's a difference...
xfyre101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whats ur other half
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mexican.
198jazzy349 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes, I want to make sure he says it correctly before getting beat to shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
If you're implying that I'm correcting you because your ignorance angers me you're wrong for a few reasons:
You're just showing me a good time lol :)
JamesTrendall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What up my ni**er could also translate in to Nibler
198jazzy349 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the reason I opted for a single star! did not want there to be confusion.
ShakespearesDick ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's up my nagger
fixgeer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:01:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got called a white nigga while one of my peers was rapping in highschool... Does that make me an honorary black person as well?
Goddamnpanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:57 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No.
Crumps_brother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:44 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got called a cowboy by a native when he got offended when I locked up my bike in front of him. Am I an honourary cowboy?
GambitDota ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 17:48:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1v1 rust fgt
Toastalicious_ ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:58:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fight me at pax
EvaUnit01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FD no items
Nightowl3090 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is my new favorite comeback
morningafterpizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a phrase I have not heard in a long time... Obi-Wan.meme.jpg
DiscCovered ยท 509 points ยท Posted at 17:48:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That story sounds totally real!
lorenzbrobro ยท 192 points ยท Posted at 17:57:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
often times managers aren't 34 year old assholes. its usually just any regular ol teen employee whos been working there as long as you have.so I don't see it as impossible that he told his manager "fuck you"
cjorgensen ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 18:06:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's also making $7 an hour. Not like he couldn't replace his high paying theater job fairly easily.
I once had my manager want me to chase a violent shoplifter after said shoplifter hit the manager and knocked him down. I said "Fuck you. You know what kind of health insurance we have."
Working shitty retail jobs the one plus is you usually can say fuck you. What are they going to do? Fire you?
unsubstantiation ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:12:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is funny, I worked security for a bit with securitas. If anything happened, we weren't supposed to go after thieves, just try to calmly talk to them or call the police. Sure people expect security to help, but getting paid $12.50 an hour with no benefits (despite working at a hospital) is hardly worth risk. For securitas they specifically tell you not do anything potentially dangerous. That way they're off the hook if you try to be a hero and get fucked up.
MercuryChild ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:03:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, Securitas. The last three thefts in my building turned out to be by Securitas personnel. everyone has webcams now because they can't be trusted.
unsubstantiation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:11 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can believe that low pay, no training (I think I had two hours, maybe). it's not the worst job though, you're basically just being paid to walk around all day, exercise :P
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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unsubstantiation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:23 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ouch, security for min wage sounds unsecure. To be fair this was in alaska, while the min wage is the same 90% of businesses put the min around $12 (walmart, mcdonalds for example); cost of living here is significantly more expensive.
jimbojangles1987 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:48:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I worked at mcdonalds as a 16 yr old my manager told me to go clean the women's restroom. I had never been in there so I wasn't expecting it to be too bad. Wrong. It was soo much worse than the men's. I'm talking shit on the wall and toilet seat kinda bad. I walked out and said fuck you I'm not cleaning that to my manager. She didn't even write me up or anything...she just had someone else do it.
BennyTheBomb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically enough, that horrid mess comes from them being afraid of invisible cooties and trying to hover above the toilet seat, as well as avoiding any contact with anything in the bathroom.
TheAryanBrotherhood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:45 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, man. Women are just fucking filthy.
Source: My 5 sisters.
Sunfried ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is in Seattle, so he's making $12.50 to $13, depending on whether or not he has benefits.
But you're right, minimum wage jobs are the easiest to come by if you're coming from a job at the same pay.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:59:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, the equivalent of $7 everywhere else then.
Sunfried ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:03:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, unless he's trying to buy a house in town, in which case it's equivalent to $0.84.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've said a lot worse to managers over the years. Still have my job and make more than them now.
carvinbutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My manager once asked me to remove a bloody syringe from the woman's tampon box in the bathroom... I say no and she was not the least understanding... ahh good ol' days
BedtimeBurritos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're living pay check to pay check then not so easy. Especially if you have people to support. If you're single, living at home or it's a part time job after school then, sure.
More so if you live in an economically depressed area where shitty retail jobs are most of what's available and there still aren't enough to go around.
GetOutOfBox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, yeah actually lol
cjorgensen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:46 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point is kids don't care and they can just go get another shit job. Oh noes I got fired. I won't be able to put that summer I worked for Cinnabun on my corporate resume. Life is ruined!
Aflictedqt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:11:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His point is that the job is so shitty that they are a dime a dozen. If you got fired from said job it isn't a big deal and you could probably find another shitty job within a month
tubular1845 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the meantime you have no income for a month and very little cushion to fall back on because you make fucking $8 an hour. Just because someone works a low paying job doesn't mean it's not valuable to them.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:33:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you feel free to say "fuck you" to your manager, chances are the job isn't very valuable to you. I don't see how this discussion goes much farther than that.
tubular1845 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:20:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because that's a false dichotomy. There exist other options between "cares about job" and "doesn't care about job". It could seriously be anything that explains the candor.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:07:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yep my manager at a fast food restaurant was like 22 and we always told him to fuck off and shit. Like jokingly...not maliciously telling the guy to fuck off. but yeah. things are pretty laid back if you aren't working with some 40 year old manager
bfier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm. My manager is not only around the same age as all of his employees, but three of them (including myself) are his roommates. We often tell him to fuck off and vice versa.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I worked in fastfood as a teen I would talk like this. It was unprofessional but you can't expect professionalism all the time in a high stress, high tempo environment making the most minimum amount of money they can legally give you.
Sure I was told I had a bad attitude sometimes. So what?
barranquitas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No kidding. At the theatre where I worked throughout high school all of the managers were like 5 minutes older than me and were paid a whole dollar extra. It really went to their heads too because they could walk around in suits and everyone called them mr. or mrs. God, I bet some of those low life's are still working there.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:14:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing on Reddit ever actually really happened and every story anyone tells is a karma grab. The world is super boring and nothing out of the ordinary could possibly happen.
DiscCovered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:34 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it was the "fuck you. you tell him" that got me. Sorry, that just doesn't seem like something anyone would say.
suarezj9 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:51:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol. What part about sounds untrue? The manager was a shift manager and he was a college student who didn't really give a shit either. We always joked around which is why k didn't get in trouble.
climbtree ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:11:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One time this guy came into the fast food place I was at, looked like he could eat Mike Tyson. Huge, black. He comes up and says "I want a water cup so I can steal your soda drank" and he flashed a gang sign. My manager and co-workers cowered, but they didn't know that, even though I was small I was an expert in kata (gun kata from equilibrium but without the guns). Without even blinking I leapt across the counter legs first into a scissor hold around his neck, then flung him to the ground with his own weight.
The entire fast food place had their jaws dropped and then began clapping slowly and my manager came to me and said "thank you sir, you can be manager now" and I was promoted there on the spot.
Ghacestyl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's an interesting story. Congratulations on your promotion.
suarezj9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See. This is bullshit.
climbtree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:09:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol. What part about sounds untrue?
DiscCovered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:27 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You might be telling a real story. The way you wrote it just set off a bunch of red flags. It sounds like a 7 year old who starts a story and then has to continue one-upping himself throughout.
Really though. "thanks little nigga." and "anytime sir"? I just can't see it happening.
siglug2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was good enough to not care
RedMikeYawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:47 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because nothing has ever happened in the history of the world, right?!
dankmernes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your comment sounds like a brand new person made it!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I want to believe. In my head, the big guy was Mean Joe, and the drink he got was a Pepsi.
Edit: just realized Mean Joe drinks a coca cola, not a Pepsi in the commercial.
yzlautum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You hatin' on Pepsi, fuckboy?
BLACKMACH1NE ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:54:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was me actually.
Cronofan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
SuperShamou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grammar doesn't.
BLACKMACH1NE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT YOU JUST SAY?
SuperShamou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's better... Homie.
suarezj9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey what's up. That'd be 1.08 for the drink bitch.
r_giraffe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have the opposite story! When I was in high school my friend and I would get high and go to Taco Bell all the time, one day we got the bright idea to save our cup so that way we wouldn't have to buy a drink every time we went back to Taco Bell. So one night we saved our cup, washed it and everything so that the next time we went to Taco Bell we could just fill it up. So we order our food then my friend goes to the bathroom and I go to fill up the cup and as I'm filling it up I feel an almost violent tapping on my shoulder, I turn around and the large black woman who worked their tells me "We don't have those cups here" and just stares at me so I was like uhh okay. When my friend came out of the bathroom we just got our food and left.
So does every Taco Bell use different cup designs to deter soda stealers? Or were we stupidly obvious and stoned teenagers?
catipillar ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:48:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thathappened
suarezj9 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:54:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol. Does this really sound like such an imaginative story that I would make it up?
FlamingWeasel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is nothing you can ever post that won't have someone yelling you're lying no matter how innocuous. It's so stupid.
I also worked in a gas station, people do some weird shit.
yzlautum ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:33:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
yeah fucking right liar
suarezj9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never said that
JCrewModel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:49:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember to lick his mouth. That's how dogs show submission to their alpha.
VAPING_ASSHOLE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/sbqqGTf.jpg
NigeySaid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a story that makes me question whether or not we are the same exact person because this exact word by word scenario happened to me when I worked at McDonald's 8 years ago. Aint nothing like a Deebo lookalike saying "thanks little nigga" .. Really raised up my spirit.
Edit: really made me feel like I had a large black man who could protect me because I let him get free soda using a "water cup".
CeterumCenseo85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't make this stuff up, this is the most American thing I've read today.
suarezj9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Texas. Across the street from a liquor store and down the road from a gun shop. I'm not lying
LovableContrarian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3edgy5me
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:59:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because friend's can't be your boss?
highqi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny because even when you do get paid enough to deal with this shit, you still avoid it.
I had pretty much the exact situation happen to me when I had my first job at age 16.
typo101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"fuck you. You tell him."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
suarezj9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. He was a cool ass shift manager. He didn't give a shit. We would always fck off while there. His nickname for me was "worthless pile of shit". Such a great friendship.
AFK42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soda is a total racket, but anyone who does this deserves to have the police called on them.
HCJohnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You said that though? You said "Fuck you?"
suarezj9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said...I said....biiiiiiiiittcchhhhh....you tell him.
Ekudar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you even thanked him for it.
isaihtb11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
did you get fired
CreamedBeef ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thathappened
kcliff0rd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:57:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sure
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:19:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
suarezj9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my mothers basement. Come on at least finish the insult.
sw1ff2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:54:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tagged you as ""little nigga""
Rough-Seas ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow both fake AND cringey as fuck
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In all of these bullshit stories on the Internet everyone always "looks right in the eye"
suarezj9 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:05:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok. I don't have any proof and if you don't want to believe it I guess it's whatever. I just fail to see how any part of that seems fake. If you worked fast food you'd know weird shit happens all the time.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the ridiculous over the top way you describe everything combined with the fact that you're apparently too scared to talk to a customer but bold enough to tell your boss "fuck you" at the exact same time.
suarezj9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really my "boss"though. Guess I should have defined that better
WaitTilUSeeMyDick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm assuming his boss couldn't break him in half and they have a healthy relationship.
And if you consider this "over the top", you need to get out more.
suarezj9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. This seems totally normal. I don't see how it's over the top at all
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loooove making eye contact with teenagers using water cups for soda at my job. They always look so fucking terrified until I grin at them and they realize I don't give a shit.
king_hippo77 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
My local KFC now requires me to pay $1.79 extra for a small soda at the buffet because of soda jerks that try to fill free water cups with their precious sugar water.
AKluthe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:05:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to know of a McDonalds that put out a sign to specify refills were for cups you bought at the store, not cups you brought in.
Princess_Sloth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:07:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ONE time I did this, it was an accident, and I thought it would be worse if I threw it away and refilled it with water, so I kept it.
And I was immediately caught by an older woman, and she gave me the stankiest eye ever.
TAOxEaglex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
...and then you also realized you have morals so none of the other stuff you realized matters.
I hope.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched a guy do this at a DQ. He walked 3 feet from the register and dumped his water down the drain of the soda fountain and refilled it with soda. As he was walking out he casually stole the salt shaker from one of the tables.
aceofspades1217 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't live in a college town. Jamies nearly got arrested for that. Seen plenty of people after midnight escorted out by armed security for shit like that.
Solid_Waste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the best I would be able to muster is an eye-roll and a "Really dude?"
myhairsreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I usually do similar stuff. One time at chipotle, however, I wanted a soda but didn't need a huge one. I asked if I could just buy a small cup and they let me pay $1.00 for a Water cup to get soda. As I am filling it up this Young woman mopping the floor starts yelling at the top of her lungs about how I have a Water cup and cannot use the soda machine. And when I explained I paid for it she went to her manager because she thought I was lying. I was so shocked, of all the times employees saw me obviously taking soda, that was the time someone called me out. The one time I actually paid for my drink.
derpotologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was chased out of a Burger King when I was like 15 one time. Friends went through the drive through, I went inside and asked for 3 water cups and filled them all with soda.
They yelled "hey!" at me, so I grabbed the 3 cups and walked as quickly as I could out the door. Fortunately, my buddies had the car door open and they couldn't catch us... got close though
adtrinis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went to Mcdonalds and asked for a soda and the dude just hands me a medium soda cup and I'm like uhhh... do I have to pay and hes like nah man. The workers there literally do not give a fuck.
Fujinygma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One time I was really stoned at Burger King with my friends, and I asked for a water cup, but by the time I had walked to the soda fountain I had forgotten that I just asked for water, so I filled it up with whatever I wanted, and the manager started yelling at me about how I didn't pay for that, that I was stealing and we should consider ourselves lucky that she didn't just kick us out right there... I felt so bad because it had been a completely honest mistake, not that it wasn't 100% my fault for being high in the first place, but its not like I did what I did consciously with malicious intent. I had no idea to convey that in the moment though.
Variability ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My theatre was one of the earlier theatres to get Coke freestyle machines so they put them around the backside of the counter for snacks. Later, the theatre decided to no longer have refills. Bad idea since everyone gets refills since its located directly below the escalator when existing the movies. They sometimes have people monitor it and stop people from getting refills. I hate Cineplex theatres; Ontario desperately needs another competitor.
nzmann09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No joke, I did this at a McDonald's in Nicholasville, KY. Manager made me go to the counter and pay the $1.06 for the soft drink.
good_guy_submitter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell that to chic fil a
robveg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is stealing in quotes? It is stealing. So you'd only say something if what they were stealing were more expensive, say, candy? An arcade machine? What cost of stealing is okay in your eye? You must have a dollar amount where you'd say something I'm just curious what it is.
Vark675 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I really drink water, and people who do that are the reason my cups are tiny unless I pay full price :(
downtowneil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was at Cici's once and got Sprite in my water cup. Total bitch running the register immediately calls me out in front of the entire restaurant. Tells me I either pay the $1.79, or whatever ridiculously jacked-up price they charge for a pop, leave immediately, or she'll call the cops.
I was too hungover to argue with her, so I handed over my credit card for a bullshit charge and then ate so much fucking pizza. Last time I ever went to a Cici's also.
krispyKRAKEN ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:20:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you pay for soda? Okay most people do?
derp_derpistan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
doesn't make it right. just drink your water you cheap shit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:07:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Re read my comment fuck face I said I buy the fuckin soda cup
Mister_Poopy_Buthole ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:36:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it was so blatantly bold that it couldn't have been possible
kalitarios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ticket Seller's react video
camdoodlebop ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:34:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
imagine how horrible reddit would be if everyone edited their upvoted comments like you.
me_brewsta ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:41:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Test comment please ignore
altDOTnerd_obsessive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no one cares
lanbrocalrissian ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:48:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
Cloudy_mood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever heard of the saying "Act as if you're supposed to be there, and no one will question you?"
There was a movie theater down the street from my folks and they never had anyone ripping the tickets(this was years ago). So I would walk in and have an old ticket stub with me, look at the stub and then look for the viewing room. I must have seen about 5 movies for free. Total dick move on my part, ever since I've played it honest.
But it worked.
xfyre101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why did u stop at 5
Cloudy_mood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because they added a nice old man in a security uniform ripping tickets.
So, like a wise gambler. I knew when to hold em, and when to walk away. Walk away to the ticket booth to buy a ticket, I mean.
UKnowEddie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ruined this comment with your "edit:"
gnarleycharlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey I just work here, man"
majyka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How ya doin' man?"
"I just found out my girlfriend has had 36 dicks in her mouth!"
NoxiousDogCloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not my circus, not my monkey.
ioncehadsexinapool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My last job was at a liquor store. I said this almost every day.
hugs4thugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya when I worked at the movies I would routinely see people sneaking in, but it's not like I was trying to move up there and it wasn't really worth my time to chase them down.
ajustice83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I work at a community college and today is the first day of the semester. I must have said that 30 times to myself already.
QuincyTipsworthy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wowee
Timbiat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I worked at a movie theatre, that would have 100% been my reaction. I've seen every possible type of attempt at sneaking in and never gave a shit. I'll let them have it over a certain amount of creativity and effort.
Going into the trashcan and digging out old cups and popcorn bags for free refills though, can't tolerate that shit because that's where they make their money.
altDOTnerd_obsessive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cool edit
crabwhisperer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it blew up, you fucking nailed it!
Arqideus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:28 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not really that. It's just there's no pressure to check for these kinds of things in Regal Entertainment Group theaters (I used to work at one). Obviously, we have to ask the huge group that came in through the back door to leave, but you're only going to upset the customer (which means they'll get free shit which is bad for business) if you confront them about their supposed fatness. If I knew without a doubt that there was a person under there, I'd still charge the guy for 1 ticket because I'd be impressed at the length they went to save $10.
doesnogood ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:44:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once, went above and beyond and failed.... its not worth being praised for.. "Kid says she was up all night", i decide to be cool to the parents and say "Its better if you sleep, you know people who dont sleep die earlier"... mother gives me a fucked up look and says "She has Atopic Eczema and cant sleep because of the rashes", she went to the manager and fuck me if i didnt lose that shitty ass job which i needed.
IscoAlcaron ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You really had to make an edit to say "wow this blew up" why dude why
natstrap ยท 403 points ยท Posted at 17:04:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like it's way too likely that it's an awful tumor maybe, but yeah, those workers don't get paid enough to say anything.
A manager or owner, maybe. But the guys did make it look really good.
WildTurkey81 ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 17:14:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The workers cant be held accountable for letting them in, anyway, so it'd take a real jobsworth to take it upon themselves to stop them.
[deleted] ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 18:07:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the US the workers can be fired for nearly any reason.
kadaan ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 18:12:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, even if it's not a real reason at all (at-will employment).
i_pk_pjers_i ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:55:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's kinda funny how you can be fired for no reason, but if you can prove that you were fired for the wrong SPECIFIC reason (like being pregnant or having a disability, I believe), then you can sue.
oneawesomeguy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:19:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's called a protected class. Employees cannot make employment decisions, like firing or hiring someone, based on gender, race, age (over 40), religion, or disability. In some states, sexual orientation as well.
NAmember81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:36:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes they can. They can just fire you for being a Jew and then when accused the employer just goes "here's my attorney" aaaand there's no case.
queenbrewer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:43:15 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be surprised at how frequently employers implicate themselves with discussions of discriminatory practices in meetings or by email.
tokie__wan_kenobi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... There's a difference between getting fired and being laid off. I think what you're referring to is being laid off, for which you can collect unemployment and the employer can do that to anyone. If you're fired, you can't collect because you did something wrong.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
False. You can collect unemployment after you've been fired, unless your boss can prove a reason not to. If you get fired because you're just not a good fit or don't have the skills, you can get paid.
Source.
tokie__wan_kenobi ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That means you were fired (you did something wrong and your boss is proving that it was your fault, not the employers). It's always recommended that you file for unemployment because you have nothing to lose. However, there is a difference between being laid off and being fired. If you're fired, you can't get unemployment (there are edge cases, sure, but in general, fired = you did something bad and cannot collect).
You aren't being fired here, you're being laid off. A big difference. You did nothing wrong, the employer is who wrongfully employed you and therefore owe you the unemployment comp from the state.
Souce: CPA that had to deal with my clients unemployment insurance with the state.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Layoffs are due to economic factors, the most common being down-sizing. Employers who terminate workers on the basis of performance only are firing them, not laying them off. Because the firm wrongfully employed them, or just made a bad hiring decision, they are often on the hook for unemployment (provided there was no misconduct).
Of course, they sometimes use the term "layoff" to describe a performance-based termination, often to avoid blowback from not having previously documented performance issues, but it's a misrepresentation at best.
In either case, it doesn't matter what you call it. You can gain unemployment for a performance-based termination (what most people would call being fired), and saying that "if you're fired you can't get unemployment" is, as far as most people collectively understand the word fired, incorrect.
ChickinSammich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can be fired without doing something wrong. It's called "wrongful termination" if the reason for which your fired was either not your fault, or was incorrect.
I've been wrongfully terminated twice.
The first time, I worked in phone support in a "hoteling" system, where I worked at the same desk 5/7 days a week, but for the other 2/7, someone else sat there. I was fired for looking at and downloading porn. Except that they said they did not have time/date stamps, and had already deleted the files they found, so when I told them I did not do this, they had no way to prove when or who did it; they just let me go anyway because the decision had already been made. I filed for unemployment and won.
The second time, I normally started my day with my first appointment arrival at 11 AM and my last arrival at 7 PM. One day, the owner put a 9 AM appointment on my schedule without telling me, then took it off before 10 AM, so I never knew it was there. On my way back from my 1:30, when I called the office to report that I had a flat tire and would be late to my 3:30, she told me that she "thought [I] had quit" because I was no call/no show to my 9 AM, and she was firing me for the no call no show.
The story is more complicated and drawn out than that short version, but basically I filed for unemployment and won.
The only thing you CAN'T be fired for is discrimination based on the discrimination laws that apply federally and to your state (some states have stricter discrimination laws than federal), but even then, if your employer says they are firing you for something related to your performance/duties, it's your responsibility, not theirs, to prove they are lying.
tokie__wan_kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were clearly wrongfully terminated as being fired. However, had you pursued a hearing it could have been deemed as a wrongful term for which you would have been able to collect unemployment comp. Your case is clearly an edge case and not the standard. I was talking about what the guidelines of the law are.
ChickinSammich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said that I did file and won in both cases. Approved without a hearing in the first, and with a hearing in the second.
Your statement was, and I quote: "If you're fired, you can't collect because you did something wrong." and my counter point was "Actually, if you are fired, you may still be eligible, because just because you were fired does not always mean you did something wrong. The reason could be not your fault."
Wrongful terminations happen all the time. Yes, if you get fired, it's more probable than not that your actions or inactions lead to it, but not always. Just because "fired with cause" is more common than "fired without cause", it's not accurate to say "If you're fired, you can't collect because you did something wrong." It would be more accurate to say "If you're fired because of something you did, you may be ineligible to collect if your employer can prove you did something that was deemed worthy of terminating you" but that was not what you said, so I provided two examples to the contrary.
tokie__wan_kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I should have read your whole post. Looks like we're on the same page
sdrawkcabsemanympleh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fun fact: Employment discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity is only protected in some cities in Arizona. My hometown (Mesa), and where I currently live (Gilbert) are not on that list. These are both in the Phoenix area.
wiifan55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not "only". The other protected classes still apply as well.
sdrawkcabsemanympleh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thanks. fucked up wording. lemme fix that.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's only a thing in some states.
ontopofyourmom ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:05:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Almost all states.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:24:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Way more than I thought. 43.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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StressOverStrain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it has more to do with the cost of hiring and training a new employee, rearranging schedules, etc. You don't generally fire someone until their usefulness is less than that. The teenager selling movie tickets is not going to sue you for wrongful firing.
pantless_pirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At-will employment is actually in the benefit of the worker. It means you can quit at any time for any reason and trade up for a better job if you want. 2-weeks notice is a nice thing to do, but not mandatory.
SirHarryFlashman1822 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:06:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhhhhhhh
tivooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lolol
murmandamos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can quit at any time even with just cause... See nearly every union worker. You risk only getting a bad recommendation from your employer if you fail to give notice. When you can't quit for a job, that is called indentured servitude and I know America has its problems, but have at least moved beyond that.
pantless_pirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can sign contracts. Professional sports players do it all the time. Nobody ever does it, but you could and that would be different than at-will employment.
murmandamos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:38 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but that's not exactly the counter option to at-will employment. At-will employment is certainly not beneficial to employees.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your looking at it all wrong. At will employment just means I can quit when I want, how I want, where I want. Mid-shift? Fuck you I quit! Drunk at the bar and feel like chatting? Fuck you I quit! Shit I'm having a bad day? Fuck you I quit! Especially with rising minimum wage you best believe I can and will quit if you piss me off. I can go work somewhere washing dishes for $3 less an hour while dealing with Zero bullshit.
oneawesomeguy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:26:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Of course you can quit whenever you want to. The opposite of that is slavery. The term "at-will" has legal meaning in the US. It means that an employer can fire someone without cause.
wiifan55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At-will is also in reference to an employee's ability to quit. It has legal meaning in that regard just the same as it does for an employer. From an employee's perspective in a non at-will jurisdiction, we're obviously not talking about an employer being able to force you to work against your will. We are talking about liability for potential damages resulting from someone quitting.
oneawesomeguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source?
WildTurkey81 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:08:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Thats fucked up.
hucareshokiesrul ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:56:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
They can still be sued for discrimination. So unless they're accused of discriminating, they don't have to jump through any hoops to prove that the person was a bad employee or anything like that. Both the employer and the employee can terminate the contract whenever they want, except in some circumstances, like discriminating based on age, race, ethnicity, sex, and whatever other local protections may be in place.
ForumPointsRdumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, but most employers avoid it because it gives the person who was fired Unemployment status. That is why many times you will see employers try to hassle people into quitting rather than firing them. Not sure if the employer or the state pays for unemployment. But the way employers avoid it, you would think it came out of their own pockets.
alose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It basically does, unless the employer can justify cause. (At least that is the way it works in Florida.)
tokie__wan_kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, you can't be fired for any reason. You can however be laid off. Fired is where you're terminated because you did something wrong. Laid off means the company let you go (for whatever reason) but you can collect unemployment. You can't collect unemployment when you're fired
tokie__wan_kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can be laid off for nearly any reason, not fired. There's a difference.
Gmen89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck firing someone in the U.S. without having to pay the person unemployment. At least in my state anyway.
oilpit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it different elsewhere? As an American it seems obvious that you could be fired for any reason, nobody owes you a job. I'm not trying to be confrontational I'm just genuinely curious, in other countries do you have to do something really bad to get fired?
civ77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thats the opposite of what jobsworth means
WildTurkey81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jobsworth is someone who takes their job too seriously and ends up being an unneccessary pain in everyone else's arse because of it.
civ77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The definition I'm familiar with for it is someone who tries to do the absolute minimum even when it's an inconvenience to others, because the phrase (that's more than my job's worth) means that they don't get paid enough to do whats being asked. Someone who takes their job seriously and makes people actually pay what they owe wouldn't be a jobsworth.
WildTurkey81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah right. Here in the UK, it's the opposite to what you said.
b0nz1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Why would such a worker ever admit that he knew it beforehand?
WildTurkey81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. If your manager gives you shit for letting them in, and you just say you didnt notice, they can't really hold you accountable for that unless youre specifically hired for the sake of spotting scammers. If youre just a ticket vendor, it's not your fault for failing on security.
SpaceClef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you think they can't hold you accountable? They can hold you accountable for anything they want. Rainy day? I've had it up to here with this god damn rain, Johnson. You're fired.
WildTurkey81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im pretty sure they can't. There are laws concerning employment. At least here in the UK there are.
SpaceClef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's the difference. Employees have very few rights in the US.
WildTurkey81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a joke.
Bennyboy1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, if they don't get paid enough to care about you sneaking in food, I doubt they would dare ask if someone is carrying a person in on the off chance that dude is just fat.
madbunnyrabbit ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 17:06:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The whole "fat or pregnant" conundrum has just got a lot more complicated....
zmansman ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 18:10:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you fat or are you really holding another man inside of you?
docfate ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:42:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For thereโs a man inside me, and only when heโs finally out, can I walk free of pain."
zmansman ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:46:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"At the mall, I caught myself pondering: could he possibly be of such girth? My mind wavering like a winter's hearth. I decided to walk to him and liberate my thoughts. 'Sir, I must know' 'Is there another hiding in stow?' 'Are are you just a giant jiggalo?'
HeyCasButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you know what I mean
quaybored ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Check your uterus privilege, shitladies!
teious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, that's my inoperable tumor."
uscjimmy ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 17:18:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
like when you can't tell if a lady is 100% pregnant or not... just not worth asking and sounding like an asswipe if you're wrong.
Wassayingboourns ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 17:51:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God, my wife has a 30-year-old friend who gets fat only directly in the front, in her stomach, in a very turgid way. You see her, see the bulge, see the rest of her skinny body, and you're 99% sure she's pregnant. She's never been pregnant, but she's been fat like this for most of her baby-making years.
I've never asked, but she must get congratulated all the time.
Superdupertemporari ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:53:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turgid.
TankSwan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tugboat.
TurgidMeatWand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:58 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes?
JuggleNutt ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:24:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That, or she is always pregnant.
Chevron ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:14:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's her secret.
yogi89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's Joe's wife on Family Guy?
JuggleNutt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:55:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bonnie, and yes
hypercube33 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:46:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead stillborn stuck in her womb. Mmm, tasty!
yogi89 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:53:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So much tastier than live stillborns
dishie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:00:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a 28 year old female, and the way my friends talk about this scenario actually makes me feel bizarrely accomplished to have never been mistaken for pregnant, even when I was chubby. Apparently it happens kind of a lot.
zaviex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:51 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its tough sometimes. You want to be nice but you can't be too sure especially when someone was skinny and quickly gained a lot of weight. I made this mistake once with a girl i knew who put on what had to be about 50-60 lbs in 6-8 months. I was walking by her one day and said congratulations. She didnt reply. Friend later told me she had an eating disorder she got over and rapidly gained tons of poorly distributed weight. Felt like an ass.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:35:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has she been checked for an ovarian cyst? Or does she drink a lot of alcohol?
Wassayingboourns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's definitely a lot of booze involved, though bizarrely it's exclusively Michelob Ultra.
crashing_this_thread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ask her how often she gets congratualted. That will totally not back fire like asking if they are pregnant does.
Meta1024 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:32 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first thing you learn when dealing with people is that you never, ever, EVER, mention pregnancy unless they outright say they're pregnant and they want to talk about it.
devedander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:32 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how to break it to you but your wife's friend has been carrying a miscarriage around for a large part of her life
gogopowerrangerninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:17 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alcoholics who get ascites also look pregnant like that. I've often wondered if they get congratulated.
ADonkeyAteMyGlove ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:07:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even if she's lying on a table with her legs spread, cursing, gasping and pushing never ask "Are you pregnant?"!
Clean_More_Often ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A trick to find out if a woman is pregnant is to ask if she has any kids - however you wanna weave that into the conversation. If she's pregnant, she will tell you that "one is on the way". If she doesn't mention any buns in the oven, she's just fat.
Works every time.
Styrak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're either 100% pregnant or 0% pregnant.
ehazkul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or she is 100% woman or not....
mattkenny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:15 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell that to the funeral director when my fiance's Nan died... I couldn't believe when she asked when we were expecting...
WorkoutProblems ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 17:26:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like the friend hiding missed such a great opportunity to tickle his friend while they were buying tickets
Variability ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:24:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably too busy sucking on his nipples.
Strasburgian ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:47:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner
YouGotCalledAFaggot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:18:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw the top youtube comment as well.
Strasburgian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:20:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. But I copied and pasted it.
LilCrackCrumbs ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:44 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooohh shit Strasburgian got you good, Faggot!
Strasburgian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:15 on February 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still got karma bitch. Ftw. And fuck you. I win any way. I can't Lose King Kong ain't got shit on me.
LilCrackCrumbs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:31:25 on February 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My bad, I was attempting to say that to /u/YouGotCalledAFaggot I was saying you got him good, and that he's a faggot, not you. (I only called him a faggot because of his username)
YouGotCalledAFaggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:11 on February 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright than
azsheepdog ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:36:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is just like asking if a woman is pregnant. Unless you can see the baby's head crowning, you just don't ask.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:02:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I worked at a theater for 4 years. I probably would have called him on it, then let them both in for free for making my day.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"this asshole's not even donating for the flood!"
questingadventurer99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes its best just to say nothing. Kind of like when I was in the middle of a nine hour jackathon when suddenly the smell of rich sourdough filled the air and I yelled "you making bread again mom?!" it turns out mom was walking down the hall and not downstairs in the kitchen and she immediately entered my room and started to say "no i'm not-" before screaming cause I had my dick in my hand and Sasha Grey getting dp'd on my tv/monitor. "Hole to crawl in and die please?" Anyhow when she left I peeled back my foreskin and my dick looked like a pogo wrapped in fermented marshmallow fluff and I realized I should have used occams razor and kept my big mouth shut.
Harry101UK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ouch.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't get away with this at a packed movie unless you plan to sit and watch it like this.
ripshit_on_ham ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a former theater employee, I can say he probably just didn't give a shit.
I know I wouldn't have. Don't get paid enough for that shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the guy version of asking someone if they are pregnant
Itroll4love ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't want fatlivesMatter on his case about it.
RonDonVolante92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i wonder if any obese person has ever been accused of being two people
MoreOfAnOvalJerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like asking when the baby's due
grdlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same situation as going up to someone who's 3 months pregnant and saying "Congratulations on the pregnancy!"
It's risky at that stage...
MrTheodore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
honestly it looked pretty decent. unless you're looking for that kind of thing it's good enough. if he was trying to smuggle a guy over a border or something, that shit would fail though
WGT_LIVE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahahaha
ArmoredTricycle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
scrottie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worked in a movie theater. Can confirm. Not my problem. As long as the homeless dudes don't get too drunk and start arguing with the screen, we'll wake you up at the end of the night and all go home. Or not =(
Beeslo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can guarantee you he 100% didn't care. When I worked at a movie theater, the only thing I enforced with the carding for Rated R movies. It was the theater policy to do such, but as a kid in high school, I enjoyed the false sense of authority it gave me. No ID? No ticket. Best part, because it was theater policy, managers would always take my side if a customer complained (customer being a 16 year old punk).
That said. That was the only thing I cared about. If someone had employed something like this on me, and I caught on, I'd have probably let him through and talked to a few of my buddies about it.
Former Movie Theater Employee Pro-Tip: Ticket takers NEVER look at the small details on the ticket. We look for the movie and theater number. Sometimes we may check the date and time (but even rarely for that). Next time you go to a movie, use the electronic kiosks and get Senior tickets. They are cheaper and ticket takers never notice. On the rarest occasions they do catch it, plead ignorance and state you didn't realize you got the wrong ticket. But been doing it for years, never once had to do that.
Movie theaters make virtually nothing through ticket sales. Majority of ticket sales go to the distributor for the movie. A lot of the theater's money is made through concessions hence why the prices are so high. So if you feel guilty using this trick, buy a large popcorn when you get inside.
king_hippo77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fatties have to buy two seats anyhow
kingssman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not worth this $8.15 an hour to even care.
ZackGalactic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's just a fat kid..."
viodox0259 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL exactly..
En_lighten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would have been entertaining to see his feigned indignation had that happened.
_KKK_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah you can see him kind of watching when they walk away. He's definitely suspicious
Wildcat190 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I cried, well done!
Strasburgian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure he knew something was up but just as you never ask if a girl is pregnant, you don't ask someone something about their weight especially if you're in customer service.
captaincupcake234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also...it'd be an awkward time to get a boner. For all three people involved.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a huge risk. Could get fired.
konaitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was all that worth it... Carrying your friend, while your friend is hugging you. The two of them dry humping with every step, just to save $15-$25 dollars?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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cdna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe someone will give you gold to really rub it in
thenewyorkgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like when you are almost certain someone is pregnant, but there is still the tiny chance they are just really fat.
A simple way to overcome that is to ask "so, do you have any kids?" - if they are pregnant, they will comment about it. If not, they will either talk about their kids, or say they have none.
NiggyWiggyWoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My buddy and I were planning on going to see a movie, so I filled up a Camelbak with beer, and wore it underneath my hoodie and around my belly so it just looked like I was a bit overweight. I had the hose (that you drink from) running down through the sleeve of my hoodie so I could drink from it inconspicuously.
This was at the Movie Tavern which has waiters that serve food & beverages. Well the ticket lady was totally oblivious, but my waiter took me and my buddy's order, and just as he was leaving said, "nice hoodie, bud." He totally fucking knew what was up, but that magnificent bastard didn't rat me out, and I proceeded to drink beer from my sleeve for the entire duration of the movie.
Weedity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing going through that guys head was getting off of work a little early so he could make it home in time to jerk a quick one before his wife came home and refused to sleep with him yet again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Imagine he would have not said anything even if this guy ended up asking "WE would like to buy 1 ticket please" :
bbrown211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant?
https://youtu.be/WgOIEGz7o_s
Vibechild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The slightest mention of it would immediately result in a lawsuit on the grounds of fatshaming.
intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:19 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How could that possibly go well?
"Sir - may I search your belly? It looks like you may have a second person in there." I'm 90% sure there's a person in there, and I'm 0% sure I'm saying that.
amstobar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:56 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even if I owned the theater, I wouldn't question it. Not worth the risk, and if you are willing to go through this trouble, enjoy the show.
GoonCommaThe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:08 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's also why you sneak candy in tucked into your crotch. No one wants to comment on your junk.
Trainer_Kevin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:20 on February 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nah man, there are people that are that fat.
ZachSka87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:33:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a fat person myself, I have used this bit of social engineering to sneak better snacks into the theater as well. No one wants to point out to the fat guy how fat he looks and accuse him of hiding people/food, just in the off chance they'd be wrong.
stopthefatness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skinny people have no problems sneaking candy into movies fyi...
ZachSka87 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:47:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never said they did, though anecdotally I was significantly more successful at this back when I tried to do that sort of thing (before it clicked with me how messed up it was to use your fat to hide snacks).
stopthefatness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Well you were trying to give some upside to being fat when there is no upside. When is it going to click in your head how messed up being fat is?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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stopthefatness ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:19:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Many people preach about fat acceptance and the body positive BS.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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stopthefatness ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:41:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obesity affects everyone negatively in one way or another. It's the same situation as smoking.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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stopthefatness ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you pay for healthcare? Ever sat next to an obese person on a plane, bus, at a movie? How about obese people being more likely to raise obese children putting those kida at at disadvantage from the start?
ZachSka87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It already has clicked. I was commenting on the interesting social engineering aspect. I'm working hard to lose weight now and have been successful, but I'm still considered morbidly obese. It took a long time to get this big, and it's going to take a long time to drop the weight as well. The important part is sticking to it, which I am finally doing.
dishie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite was when we snuck in an entire bucket of ice cream, along with bowls and spoons for four people. We hid it in a blanket going in, and just walked out with it after the movie. The theater staff just laughed. We were at a shitty dollar theater, though, so they really did not give a fuck about much.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can imagine their expression
FACE_MEAT ยท 1751 points ยท Posted at 16:25:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ultimate dutch oven situation.
CrazyVoodooTuna ยท 729 points ยท Posted at 16:50:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plot Twist: The actual prank was getting the hidden friend to be exposed to a farty hell all along
BCJunglist ยท 489 points ยท Posted at 17:46:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the jackass prank terror taxi which was a big elaborate ruse designed to get ehren to glue pubes to his face.
[deleted] ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 18:05:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
prank in a prank in a prank
TtotheStilwell ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:12:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prankception
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:10:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!
MoshMaldito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prankception
oobey ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 18:50:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he get really mad about that one? I seem to recall that the reveal actually got him genuinely bent out of shape.
H0b0Pie ยท 207 points ยท Posted at 19:02:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
He got what he thought was a real handgun pulled on him, roughed up, locked in a trunk before thinking he was being rushed down some side ally to be shot.
Then hears the rest of the crew plead with the "taxi driver" before them faking the sound of gunfire and them screaming before the guy went for him in the trunk.
Seriously fucked up joke, best bit of the film!
Plus he had pubes stuck on his face from the entire crew.
Edit: Behind the scenes extras because you sick buggers love it so much!
FleeCircus ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 19:27:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget someone brought crabs to the party.
Muntberg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:01 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this was the defining moment of my childhood.
DarkSkyForever ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:28:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who brought crabs to the party?"
Helplessromantic ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:27:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I miss Jackass
wORM_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:01:40 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too man! Simpler times.
TheRustyFishook ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:41:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite part is when Ehren says "Everytime it gets worse and worse!"
RoBoT-SHK ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:18:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the taxi driver was the same guy who wrote super troopers
LinkRazr ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:06:34 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Beer Fest!
You bow down to Jay Chandrasekhar and remember his name!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:55:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea he is pretty recognizable, I would have been worried it would have ruined the prank.
TheBiggestZander ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:49:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay Chandrasekhar
downtowneil ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:01:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to say Ehren deserved it, but...I couldn't stand him during the entire series, so I was totally okay with it.
Tipsly ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:48:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck that is fucked.
crabwhisperer ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:46:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was an amazing prank. Although I always wonder how many pranks like that go horribly wrong. People who legitimately think they're going to die will do things you don't expect...
fightswithbeard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:09 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His enthusiasm at the beginning is so difficult to watch.
MrWonder1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:13 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, so Sam peppers is family guy and jackass is the Simpsons. Never thought of it like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:09 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bruh nsfw dat plz i know its jackass but i wasn't expecting dicks to be pulled out, especially since it's on youtube.
H0b0Pie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:13 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shh
BCJunglist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:21 on February 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh wow Ive never seen this footage. thats great.
awesome ending too " Kassak did you shave your pubes too man?" drops trousers to show ehren his bald cock
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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USBBUTTPLUG ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:27:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didnt pontius have crabs as well hahaha
mikerichh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yessss
BonJarno ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:42:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cinema was in the complot
zmansman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would have been great if they maintained the act in theater and then during a scary scene, he jumps out onto the run in front of them screaming bloody murder
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:04:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The real prank is for the hidden friend to suck his friends dick while he is buying the ticket or talking to people. Such an awesome prank haha.
_KKK_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brojob choo choo
JuggleNutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's sad that I have a friend who would do this. Devise some crazy plan just to fart on me a lot.
StaticBeat ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 17:31:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was wondering what it would have been like if that guy's 'gut' ripped a fart.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:46:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'd be like an Adam Sandlers movie haha
DrobUWP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not a problem
inDface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:58 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
one of them got an awkward boner in there. I guarantee it.
ASK_ABOUT_INITIUM ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like your username. Just wanted you to know.
xombem ยท 3845 points ยท Posted at 17:36:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lmao
CemestoLuxobarge ยท 866 points ยท Posted at 18:32:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're onto us! Cheese it!"
Albi_ze_RacistDragon ยท 310 points ยท Posted at 19:16:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
waddles frantically
ubsr1024 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:19:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Said Albi, quite racistly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:57 on February 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always forget how much Reddit loves Flight of the Conchords.
bradfo83 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:57:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
waddling intensifies
falconbox ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:00:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/RbvXKpv.gif
eganist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrTvNzGCZE&t=88
ZeGoldMedal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:38 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cheese it, Ted!
thakurtis ยท 383 points ยท Posted at 18:16:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was nervous he was actually gonna goof it up
GreyyCardigan ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 19:18:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I totally would have. Either I would start laughing myself into an insensible fit or sweat so many bullets that the ticket booth glass would have shattered.
[deleted] ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 19:41:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SNEAK A GUY IN BUT DON'T DONATE TO FLOOD RELIEF? YOU MONSTERS
MechanicalTurkish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's sneaking in so he can donate what he would have paid for the ticket.
quantum94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:29 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have laughed so hard I'd piss us.
GetBenttt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'd probably be me playing the gut, my friend would say that, and I'd start having muffled laughing fits leading me to letting go and dropping onto the floor
A_Popcorn_Fart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:18 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if he straight up asked for three tickets.
Roboticide ยท 569 points ยท Posted at 19:07:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then you hear the muffled "What do you mean 'we'?" coming from his chest and I lost it.
ewbrower ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 21:26:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was like sitcom shit. Hilarious
Respectfullyyours ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:39 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still laughing, that was the best
vita10gy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:41:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
definitely.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't hear that. Where is it?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:53:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when they were testing it out in the yard and he said one ticket for Avengers. Not during the actual purchase.
bustinjustin ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 19:13:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The royal we. You know, the editorial.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:21:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay but no funny stuff.
fullhalf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:52 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
saw this in borgia.
Muntberg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:45 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcom?
s0me1guy ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 18:14:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He said two tickets, because he was with his other friend as well
pihwlook ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 18:28:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earlier in the video when they were practicing in the yard, he says "We'd like one ticket". I remember cause that's exactly when I lost my shit laughing.
mrcarlita ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:03:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By the way, that backyard was gorgeous
itchie7 ยท 196 points ยท Posted at 18:28:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No at the start when he was talking to his mom he said "We would like one ticket please!". When he went to the theatre he said two tickets.
Mr_Hendrix ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:08:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how you assume it was his Mom.
PracticallyPetunias ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:44:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pft what other girls would a guy talk to?
Oriolus84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At 1:40 he calls her "Mary", so probably not his mom. Could be the other guys mom though.
batsy_of_gotham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks Sherlock
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:27:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://assets.amuniversal.com/3aeca9a0deb801317193005056a9545d
Relevant Calvin and Hobbes
Lennon_v2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:17:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
George, they're on to us! http://youtu.be/i3A1gEy1YmE
Skiff9891 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:38 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bust out laughing when he said that the first time
181Cade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's obviously Gollum.
stinky-beek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:27 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
XD
TracyMorganFreeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually they came with a friend. They got two tickets, presumably if they had to "unlock" in the bathroom, which could be outside the ticket checker guy.
nate6259 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:41:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cmon dude, at least donate to the flood relief!
LeftoverSushi88 ยท 572 points ยท Posted at 17:43:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excuse me, sir. Your belly button is exposed."
shudders
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:00:14 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
underrated post
Smegmarty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:19:13 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" ...and why does your belly button look like a balloon knot?"
syrielmorane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:25 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh dear lord.
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 19:24:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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cjfinn3r ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:18:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to think about that comment a little more.
careless_sux ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:05:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you have an outie butthole call 911.
pkvh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's not an emergency just go to your doctor.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:41:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's talking about his butthole
oldirtybrandon ยท 1222 points ยท Posted at 17:08:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have done it this way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zONW46d50A0
everythingsleeps ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 19:19:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eric Andre is hilarious
about42billcosbys ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:49:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bird up
Bamres ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:47:14 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ranch it up
ProspectiveQuant ยท 223 points ยท Posted at 17:51:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where do people find these insanely long coats?...
QueuedeSpool ยท 407 points ยท Posted at 18:57:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At the business factory.
freundo ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 19:30:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While doing business transactions.
careless_sux ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:07:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite characters in BoJack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMV8btPW4wU
cronus97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
But he's just edit three edit kids in a coat!
neoKushan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Three.
ubsr1024 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jerk Store!
NoxiousDogCloud ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:08:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
costume department?
everythingsleeps ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The coat department
ImaNarwhal ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:05:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was it really necessary to quote the video link...
ProspectiveQuant ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Purely accidental...I don't remember quoting it at all lol
Damn_Croissant ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:18:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't trust like that
props_to_yo_pops ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hammock district
nsfw1016 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you quoted the link because I wouldn't know which coat you're talking about
AllDizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They make them, or come across it in a prop place.
AadeeMoien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Netherlands.
funnygiggles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chet's locker
Damn_Croissant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Totem Pole Trench"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jim Gordon's wondering that too.
Batman 41
dejacoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:15 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Netherlands
turtlemonkey816 ยท 303 points ยท Posted at 17:42:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't trust like that.
jbot84 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:53:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched the video too!!!!
FDisk80 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:33:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe next time you will be the one.
elenb1cl ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 18:46:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of this this.
SKYHIGH800 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:29:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was amazing
LandraceCalrissian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:41:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing two men pretending to be one man approach two men pretending to be one woman in a comedy sketch triggered my fear of rejection. I fear I may never get laid again.
PracticallyPetunias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was hoping someone would link WKUK
Alkap0wn ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:10:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god. That dude's voice is the best part! "Hello I'm here to buy a fine automobile"
nsfw1016 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:07:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vincent Adultman!
adish ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:33:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or this way
ahhhhhdangit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:46:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just like you, except I'm giant.
robul ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of this clip from scrubs xD
latman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:49:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a really tall, less pubey Steph Curry
quaybored ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Little rascals could try it this way
StinkybuttMcPoopface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/InterdimensionalCable
MoonMan080 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:19 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome. The guy on top is in the show Man Seeking Women.
mailmanjr21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't trust like that" well , now you know how WE the buyers feel
AdamOfMyEye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:57 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homey don't trust like that!
Jardun ยท 1364 points ยท Posted at 16:32:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this meets my daily quota for laughing at something irrationally stupid and awesome.
ellenpaoisanazi ยท 191 points ยท Posted at 17:53:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.
serg_yeooo ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 18:04:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell that to Donald Trump
Serinus ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:30:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he is well aware.
bayareatrojan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:39:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what you will about his personality and policies, but I don't think he's stupid.
I think the rest of America being stupid and supporting him is what makes him work.
oneawesomeguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Based on his Twitter alone, he's either the dumbest or the smartest person. No in-between.
wererat2000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will when he starts working.
apparaatti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lmao
Silage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly President Trump.
thecrazy8 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:09:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The XXXL clothing probably costs more than the ticket so unless they want to do it more than once it probably wouldn't save them $.
FireHazard11 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:21:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well now you've just opened up a whole new can of worms. What's the break even point for this kind of scam? And don't forget to include the risk of punishments if you get caught, that includes getting banned from the theater up to getting arrested.
kogasapls ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It depends on what you mean by "works." If your goal is to accomplish a task, there's usually an implicit subgoal of doing it efficiently. In that case, while something impractical ("stupid") might accomplish your primary goal, it fails to accomplish it in a desirable way. Riding a giraffe to work might work, but it introduces many costs and eliminates benefits compared to, for example, doing the normal thing and taking a donkey.
Dick_Demon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:50 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm stupid and I work. I'm still stupid.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The baseline argument of redneck engineering.
shnoog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's probably still stupid.
emlind ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:40:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Bone_Throat_Bonanza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mice hides
pleasetrimyourpubes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haven't actually LAUGHED at anything in months, feels good
marky_sparky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can watch this tomorrow then.
Jardun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Oh no, I watched it today! I've exceeded my quota...
geckofishknight ยท 383 points ยท Posted at 16:21:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your friend looked very happy to have a breath of fresh air
idejmcd ยท 269 points ยท Posted at 17:04:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1st and last time someone will ever consider the inside of an elevator as "a breath of fresh air".
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:46:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:48:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can't wait
clevverguy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:44:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about the time Nicolas Cage made it on to the elevator with the declaration of independence while being shot at in National Treasure.
DrobUWP ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:53:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not a problem
burner706 ยท 819 points ยท Posted at 16:31:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get Vincent Adultman to be in your video?
๐๏ธ butchtcoug ยท 396 points ยท Posted at 18:10:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We tried it like that about 5 years ago but they were not buying it. They charged us for 2 tickets because we were too tall!
BobbyAyalasGhost ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 18:30:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Is this at the regal thornton northgate? Or somewhere in western WA?
edit: I am smrt.
PoopDollarDodger ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 18:52:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is definitely the Regal at Northgate.
BobbyAyalasGhost ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:12:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I saw a UW Medicine sign and the Mariners shirt along with OPs username are good hints as well. Plus it just looks like the place.
Gotta_Foggy_Notion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:30:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably bought that Pineda shirt on clearance right after we traded him... Just like I did.
Yotaru ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:57:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say the same thing. Def Northgate.
Sam_MMA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew it looked familiar!
howtospellorange ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:07:03 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it totally is! As I was watching I thought it would be funny if it was a theater I've been to and it turns out it is!
twos_compliment ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:00:06 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, same. I was projecting my own theatre experience on the video and lo and behold.
butters877 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:12:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This looks exactly like the regal in Northgate
fashionandfunction ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:53 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I KNEW IT!!! You can recognize that washington greenery anywhere.
Meditron ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:47:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My buddy is a manager at this theater. I sent him the link and told him to beef up security.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:36:43 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snitches get stitches
phonusQ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm curious too... pretty sure it is.
Aggie_in_Seattle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I recognized it almost instantly from the layout. I believe it is that theatre.
njibbz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:49:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it was probably because you were "two tall" and not "too tall"
RombieZombie25 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:43:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ha
A_Googolplex ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:14:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Typical! Can say whatever you want about a person being "too tall" but you can't say anything about a person being "too fat." Double standards I tell you! /s \s whichever it is
theroboticdan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
please tell me you have photos of that!!
CreamyGoobeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:46 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They don't trust like that.
NeckbeardDiaries ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 16:57:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did a business today.
ChesterHiggenbothum ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 17:44:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At the business factory?
EvaUnit01 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:08:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where else could one do a business?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:18:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Business-wise, this all seems like appropriate business!
centech ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you like an alcohol?
burner706 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:08:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Would you like an alcohol?"
DecLax97 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:46:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Specializing in business transactions
89XE10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did two businesseses.
stunt_penguin ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 17:52:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want Vincent to be un-trenchcoated and for it to turn out he is a real, albeit oddly formed adult.
CptHampton ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 18:04:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm almost positive that this is where they have to be going with that bit.
a_ferocious_coug ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 19:03:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
What about the episode where Princess Caroline sees Vincent walking with his mom and then Adultman has to convince her that it's his kid?
plougue_music ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:24:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it's actually his kid
RandomTheTrader ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:40:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yea, the reveal will be that the image we were seeing of Vincent on the show was bojack projecting his own view of the guy... he just despised the guy and saw him as childish, and hence we got this character
KarbonMarx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:29 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would be par for the course for that show making me feel miserable.
quantum94 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:49:16 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good horsie
CptHampton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It really is his kid, the audience perspective is forced to think it's the same person
vetement_pour_homme ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:06:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think Vincent is supposed to be a commentary on how "fake" the characters like Princess Caroline are. They're scared to call him out on being a fake adult because they're afraid of being called out as fake themselves.
ProfessorGoogle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:18:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is a really neat observation, and I am 100% going to steal it to sound smart in front of my friends.
vetement_pour_homme ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:31:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can further it by pointing out that BoJack, who hates all the "Hollywood phony" type stuff, is the only one that calls out Vincent.
ProfessorGoogle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was trying to make a joke based on the 'fakeness' of Vincent. This would be a 'fake' observation, I didn't have it I just stole it from you.
BMW1292 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:39:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except he gets un-trench coated in season 2 and he's a kid. Princess Caroline has a conversation with his top half but doesn't realize it's him.
burner706 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:08:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They definitely left it undetermined on purpose, probably just to piss us off.
stunt_penguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, I LOVE it either way :D
fandamplus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin isn't actually Vincent Adultman's son...
VorpalMonkey ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:14:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly season two kills that fantasy. I too was hoping the twist was that he was an adult.
stunt_penguin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:24:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no, SERIOUSLY, the whole routine with the bathroom in the house? That could still be the most convoluted joke in TV history :D
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:18:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's funnier if he's just three kids in a trenchcoat. Pretty much everybody at this point has guessed that Vincent is one person
stunt_penguin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:26:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, yeah, true- it's totally typical of Bojack's life that HE is the one who is right about Vincent and no-one else cares. It puts us right in his frame of mind.
Good horsey.
stansteamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then we'll start seeing him at his business factory. His self-launched starter that manufactures and builds offices for empty plots on newly developed land.
stunt_penguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There ya go! :D
ThompsonBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A birth defect that gave him a broom for a hand?
stunt_penguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lost his arm in Afghanistan. He... doesn't like to talk about it.
imperfectcarpet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was untrenched in the second season, did you not see it? Effectively killing one of the best characters.
stunt_penguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:47 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh c'mon, plausible deniability is still there.
imperfectcarpet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:50 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? I hope you're right. Now I guess I need to re-watch it.
Fun-Cooker ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:55:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That reference is so Hollywoo
KingNothing87 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:00:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I youtubed that... and I was quite pleased. Thank you for brightening my day, friend.
burner706 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:07:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awe, no problem. Bojack Horseman is a fantastic show. Also, Vincent Adultman is played by Alison Brie, or Annie from Community. She also voices another character from the series, Diane.
EvaUnit01 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:09:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Allison Brie?? Thanks for the fact.
burner706 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No prob!
KingNothing87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do I watch all of it, right now?... this seems like exactly my kind of humor.
burner706 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:55 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Netflix!
KingNothing87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:23 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Netflix is bae.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:06:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping for any bojack horseman related comments.
Bohdanski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No no, see this is Milton Thinman.
ScroopDoops ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 18:08:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna give my opinion of Bojack Horseman. It's just my opinion, not stating anything as fact.
I think BH is a poorly written, humorless show. I understand it's about the arc of Bojack and it's meant to be character driven, but I contend that these characters often fall flat and are boring and lazy, rather than well fleshed out.
Bojack himself is a sad-sack and being depressed is his only character trait. Aaron Paul's character needlessly over-explains every single thing that is going on and never actually delivers a punchline, he just keeps talking until we know what the joke is 100 times over.
Vincent Adultman is just the worst.
burner706 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with you for the most part, but somehow I enjoy the show. In a depressing, missing-my-wife-who-went-out-of-town-for-the-weekend kind of way.
[deleted] ยท 187 points ยท Posted at 18:43:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Zap-Brannigan ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 00:09:26 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... It seems like the kind of thing you do because it's fun and funny, not because it's actually worth it... Unless the movie tickets cost like 50 bucks.
Pencilman7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:11:20 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a long term arrangement. Imagine the savings over years of friendship
LETS_MAKE_IT_AWKWARD ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:25:15 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, I would be stoked to hear that. It sounds like fun.
I need friends. :/
derekandroid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:26:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And film it and become popular and get girls. Good use of a day.
luisrof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:54 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hmmm Why does the video end in the elevator? I want the sleepover and the morning regret too!!
Balony1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:52 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BROJOB!
Donald_Keyman ยท 306 points ยท Posted at 16:38:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm actually 55 ferrets in a trenchcoat.
the_reciever ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 18:25:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I too am a graduate of Wayside School
porwegiannussy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:36:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That story deeply disturbed me.
AlexJohnsonSays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help out this uneducated sap
porwegiannussy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:05:06 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weird kid shows up to school one day. He starts to fall apart, and inside new layers appear, each something different. In the end it turns out he was just a bunch of rats in a coat. It's a story by Louis Sachar called "Wayside Stories from Wayside School." It's a sideways school. Other highlights include a missing floor with ghost students and a girl with an ear on top of her head.
questionable_plays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:45 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*dead rats.
Tiktoor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:17 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sammy was a dead rat
giulianosse ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:40:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But then who was fedora?
defaultuser64 ยท 2651 points ยท Posted at 16:25:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, I remember what life was like before I discovered alcohol and drugs. Good times, gooood times
icannevertell ยท 734 points ยท Posted at 16:35:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember the simple joy of ordering a subway sandwich in a two-person camel costume.
[deleted] ยท 243 points ยท Posted at 18:13:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or rolling down the window and asking other cars at the stop light if they had any Grey Poupon in a bad British accent.
TheTerje ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 18:56:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to keep a sample size jar of Grey Poupon in my glove box in High School, just in case someone did that to me. Sadly it never happened.
youre_being_creepy ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 19:08:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man you would've fucking made someone's day
TheBrownWelsh ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:48:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've met people who pulled the Grey Poupon line every now and then, and I've met one person who kept some in their car just in case but never got to use it.
I swear, if you just keep trying then by the laws of chance you're gonna pull it off someday. I believe in you.
rburp ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:11:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saddest thing I've heard all week.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:53:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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rburp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:52 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That nobody ever asked. I wish he could have used it.
DocJawbone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:25:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could google it, but what exactly is grey poupon?
TheTerje ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:29:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is a mustard. This commercial is why I kept it in the glove box.
TheBlacklist3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mustard
DocJawbone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
k
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is a fancy spicy mustard
little_seed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is grey poupon and why is that a thing?
dontnation ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:51:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Before memes there were catchy commercials.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or clippin' an OG from a gang that you're locked up in a turf war with. Ahh, good times.
ScreamingGordita ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:18:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Besides Wayne's World what's the point of this joke?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:20:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We were bored in a small town and thought it was funny?
ScreamingGordita ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:26:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No like what's the context? I saw this joke in Wayne's World and figured it was a reference to something.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:34:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was an old Grey Poupon commercial in the 80s.
ScreamingGordita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotcha, thanks
Doughb0y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to keep my hand on the sun visor of my car and stare at oncoming pedestrians, soon as they wave Id pull it down and watch them scratch their head
TheStorMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:46 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:44:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should have dressed as ducks.
bathroomstalin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
H- HEY! This sandwich is just for one person, right?
RIGHT?
Hmm.
Okay, then.
icannevertell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's for one camel.
bathroomstalin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Camels pay double, Kareem.
Next time ride your duck here.
Ashanmaril ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
abchiptop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bought a Charmander costume for halloween two years ago and regularly hit up drivethrus in it
dick-nipples ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 17:09:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. I used to do stupid shit like this with my buddies. Then I discovered the Mickey's 40 oz and it was all down hill from there.
dreamsforsale ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 17:17:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like society purposefully times the introduction of drinking and drugs at the point when you have to start working full-time.
yui_tsukino ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 18:10:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/ZVzhygO.png
FireEagleSix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:37:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What anime is this from? Looks like it might be good.
yui_tsukino ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:42:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica. And yes it is, very good. If you haven't already heard of it, don't mind how its advertised. All is not as it seems.
FireEagleSix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:15 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woo-hoo! A new anime to check out! My husband and I love anime and he we have a huge collection, but haven't seen or heard of this one before. My husband probably has though, he's been into anime far longer than I.
Question: do you watch your anime in Japanese, Japanese with subs, or English? I can't stand watching them in English, it just doesn't fit, has an element of complete ridiculousness, and the translations are usually horrible :x
ilovedonuts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:35:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meguka is suffering.
They should have revealed her mom as a meguka at the end
LovableContrarian ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 17:52:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you are confusing cause and effect. People start working full time, then say "fuck it" and start drinking all the time.
Jenga_Police ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well they mean the 21 law
zeussays ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:55:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called adulthood.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insert bill hicks quote here about fueling our bodies with caffiene to be productive 5 days a week and alcohol the other 2 to try and forget about the prison weve created for ourselves.
_Dotty_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't help I drive past 5 bars on my way home from work. I live 4 miles from work.
It's like they're throwing sweet release into my windows as I drive by.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mickey's...fuck
compoundbreak791 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me this was smoking weed for the first time.
degjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do not regret my mickey's tattoo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For Christmas a few years ago I asked for a horse head mask just to mess around with (This was a bit before the world became over-saturated with horse head masks so it was still fresh.) The list ended up going to both my mom and my aunt, so I ended up getting two of them, which was perfect for hijinks with my cousin.
On Christmas day we were riding in the back of my other cousins car with the masks on, and his car has limo tinted back windows so you can't see anything back there. We rolled down the window a bit and peeked out, and there was this whole family in a minivan right next to us at a red light. There must have been 9 of them driving around together. When they looked over and saw us peeking out at them they started laughing SO HARD, half of them were crying while the others were getting pictures. We made a few dumb videos and stuff with the masks but nothing will ever top just how happy it made that family. Best Christmas present ever.
Palin_Sees_Russia ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 17:37:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL Seriously. I don't remember the last time I chose to sneak into a movie theater for fun.
bathroomstalin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:38:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't remember the last time I had fun :D
D:
spankymuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had fun once...
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus is nothing original?
spankymuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:32 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not original in the least bit! In fact, many mythological figures that pre-date Jesus, like Horus Mithras, and Krishna, were also born of a virgin, died and resurrected, and heralded as mankind's savior.
GetBenttt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's too easy to say fuck it and pay the 10 dollars
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, I get high and do that. Just unintentionally, because I forget to give the ticket ripper my ticket and just walk in mindlessly enamored by the arcade machines off to the side.
VladimirPootietang ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:33:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its not sneaking if you payed for a ticket
itimedout ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:10:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do! It was actually a drive-in theatre and it was not unusual to see cars pull in and unload a trunk full of kids, it was fucking great.
[deleted] ยท 265 points ยท Posted at 17:19:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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PepperoniPizzaSlut ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 17:48:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding something else to do really helps. I recommend something physical and outside, so you have to be clean to perform well and it's a lot harder to say "fuck it" and dose up when you're not sitting in your house.
Jwalla83 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:26:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like strapping your best friend to your stomach, putting on XXXL clothes, and saving mad cash at theaters!
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:35:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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stay_black ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:08:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babysteps.
TheSleepyJesus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
like what?
slyweazal ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:18:12 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Find some really beautiful trails nearby.
Bring your camera.
Get wicked faded and spend the next hours communing with nature, getting exercise, and taking the best photos of your life!
TheSleepyJesus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:23 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha damnit.
darcy_clay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Climbing well is my new hobby. And its not cold there because it's inside
tx_dirtbag ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:01:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm also a climber, have been struggling with heroin addiction for 11 years, I get 90 days for the first time the day after tomorrow.
darcy_clay ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:42:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well done. Not sure I'm a climber yet. But I enjoy it. I smoked heroin for two years. Ten years ago now. Started smoking heroin to get off meth. Not the smartest decision ever. Well done mate
SickMyDuckItches ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit nice work!
lorddcee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/addiction and try some aa or NA meetings!
TheBiggestZander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I recommend Magic the Gathering. No more money for drugs!
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:49:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Eclapse ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:59:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please seek help. It's hard, I know, but please seek help.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:46 on February 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Eclapse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:25 on February 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know you, but I'm proud of you for making this decision. Please keep your head held high and know that you can do it. If it's alright with you, I'd like for you to keep me updated on your progress.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:07 on February 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Eclapse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:04 on February 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I definitely care. I wish you the best of luck, and I'll make sure to message you in 3 months to see how you're doing. I'm rooting for you, I know you can get clean and save yourself, I've seen it done before.
SoMuchRefuse ยท -19 points ยท Posted at 19:24:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You really think highly of yourself. Dude can't kick it, but a one liner from you and it's all going to be good.
YOGURT_BUCKET ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:38:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
did he say that it's all going to be good? no. but telling someone to seek help is a lot better than saying nothing at all. go be useless elsewhere dawg
Eclapse ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:18:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think highly of myself, I'm telling him to seek help.my grandfather was an addict for decades and pushed all of his family away when he was using. He'll be clean for 9 years this year
Don't be a fucking dickhead, I'm trying to tell someone to seek help because they need it, not because I'm trying to boost my own ego.
SoMuchRefuse ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 20:37:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Save your breath. I don't give a shit about your grandfather or your personal experience. Quit wasting time.
bugzkilla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:47:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your name really fits what you post.
SoMuchRefuse ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 20:52:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With no apologies, reddit's sensibilities aren't mine.
iammrpositive ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:39:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say you seem like a total douchebag. I don't agree with a lot of people on Reddit either and I can be a dick sometimes, but you're on a different level of miserable self loathing cunt.
Eclapse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, he's just being a douchebag. What he said had nothing to do with his original reply to me.
SoMuchRefuse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:13 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would have preferred you called me a dick, but I'll accept douchebag. I know people come to reddit to be coddled and not have their feelings hurt, but that doesn't mean that we all need to spend our time here kissing ass.
Eclapse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am saving my breathe, I'm not saying anything out loud buddy :)
TurdSandwich252 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:05:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Opiates are a bitch, took me living in my car to even make the attempt to get off them. Life does get better without them, keep trying.
spicycolleen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:23:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if this will help you at all, but there's an amazing documentary on YouTube about opiate addiction and heroin following the Vietnam war. Soldiers were able to come home and kick their addiction cold turkey. They look into a lot of the "why" behind it. Changing your surroundings is a huge element.
I know I am only an Internet stranger, but please know you can message me if you need to talk. My two best friends are recovering heroin addicts. Good luck to you, and know that there are always people who want to help you. Just ask.
TILtonarwhal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fill. Your. Time.
If you have less time for it, you'll have to do it less.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:58:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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FireEagleSix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, time is a good one. I used to do drugs, but then I got pregnant, never used while pregnant of course! Then I gave birth. I am simply too busy and have way too much responsibility to get high anymore. I'll think about doing it but then feel immediately repulsed by the thought now. Like, I need my daughter, I don't need drugs. At all. Ew!
Amazing how kids can change you for the better. She makes me so happy it's not even an inkling of a notion to do drugs anymore. Don't want 'em, don't need 'em, won't do 'em.
AskYouEverything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get in shape dog, trust me, you'll love it. Buy a gym membership or start running for a race or something. It was a pain to start, but once I started athletics have been one of the most fulfilling parts of my life
TILtonarwhal ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:55:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not saying this is a free cure, I'm just saying that will make it tons easier if he doesn't already do it.
llxGRIMxll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 2 weeks clean from opiates man! I'm still scared that I'll fuck up again but my outlook is so much different than the other times too. It can be done. If you have insurance or can get some, try to get subs. Call up doctors and shit now while you're still getting high so you have the motivation. I couldn't find any doctors unfortunately but I lost my main guy and haven't had money anyway so no middle man shit and no buying shit anyway. Honestly zi still don't feel the greatest, even physically, but I feel decent enough. It's mostly just my legs kinda hurt still for some fucking reason. I'm Hoping I hit that pink cloud period soon. Sweet relief for a couple weeks lol.
Just never stop trying and don't get down on yourself! Fuck what other people say about it. Most have no clue what it's like. They've never had to go through something so terrible. And you're most definitely not a bad person because of it. The negativity kills us. Don't think like that as much as possible.
yzlautum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rehab is what you need. Not some shitty rehab place but a good one. I have been, twice. Last time I went was 11 months ago. Don't make an excuse saying "I don't have the money for it" because that is a bullshit excuse. Your life is on the line. I can even give you recommendations for places all over the nation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's why you don't kick the addiction. This shit is too goooooood
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try them both at the same time, it will even out
8-bit-hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you heard of Kratom? It's a really handy tool for kicking opiate addictions. As far as I know there are no negative side effects from it either. Legal too.
RepairmanmanMANNN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:03 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elaborate?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just addicted to being high. I hate being sober, It's so boring to me. I'm a pot head, I'm smoke constantly. I don't like being sober and I hate it. I'll take pretty much anything as long as it gets me high.
zeussays ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can do it man. It just takes having that mindset and not giving up. Setbacks happen but the attitude of wanting to quit needs to stay. If it does you'll get yourself where you want to be. Good luck.
iammrpositive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanna be able to have fun like this again. I'm a little over a month sober but I'm not there yet. Not even close. Good luck buddy.
Kiwiteepee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ill take your drugs bruh
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Start going to the gym, I tried so many things and that worked for me. Watch your body transform and shed your older self. The gym will give you discipline and structure which is what you need in your life. Also, find a good NA group and make friends, there are some awesome people there! Good luck, I believe in you!
edit: also, fine a rock climbing gym if you don't want to lift weights or run, let your inner child out!
paranach9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your hands on a motorized scooter, moped, cycle, 4 wheeler. Anything that moves with a motor. Strange, I know, but that's how I quit.
quarteronababy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haaaaave ya met board games? I don't know much about it but would the social interaction help?
bossbobross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are a lot of helpful subs for support in your journey. r/stopdrinking has been instrumental for me, and drinking is not my only addiction, I'm sure there are other subs for all different types of addictions. Best of luck to you.
r3liop5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad if I did this with a friend we would get arrested guaranteed.
bjsy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
here go with a friend dressed as one person to a movie
Galahad_Lancelot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what kind of drugs?
grandmoffcory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not so bad living without them. It sucks for a bit, but once you get back into the swing of things you realize the sober life is actually a lot easier than addiction was.
I'm not totally clean anymore though, I dabble. It's nice to be able to just get high every once in a while like I used to and not depend on it to live.
balfazahr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No kidding man. Been fighting off a heroin addiction for too long now. There is no pleasure without drugs anymore. I often wonder what it is that makes people who dont use drugs ok and happy - cause i dont understand anymore.
ChocolateGiddyUppp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This may be bad advice but it worked for me and a couple other guys I know and I'm sure you've already heard all the standard approaches.
Try to get a prescription for adderall.
It's not really a recreational drug but it alters your consciousness a little so you're not constantly occupied with thoughts of not being sober. You can be very productive when you're on it and it makes other drugs suck so you don't even crave them. Easier to ignore a substance calling your name if you know it won't even feel good if you do it.
Don't try it though if you don't really intend on quitting and just make noises about it periodically. Adding adderall to some other drugs will just make things worse.
Bacon_Hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:19 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel ya. I'm literally moving across the planet to take a break from it.
81toog ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:39:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Focus on the happiness you get from proper diet and exercise.
DFullz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As well as progressing in hobbies like music, art, DIY projects, whatever. Track your progress, you'll amaze yourself!
LOMOQQ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol if it was that easy...
Norsk_Xenophile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you are already on a healthy diet and exercise daily?
arup02 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proper diet is the path to unhappiness. No one likes to eat clean yet no one admits it.
Kmas90515 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:51:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you should do something about that then
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:57:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Kmas90515 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:00:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol never done drugs. This guys funny
Jrose152 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:36:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/kratom
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your fault. You could quit if you actually wanted to.
GamerToons ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:16:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell man, this is something I would have done AFTER drugs and alcohol.
burnsrado ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:20:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To quote Bob's Burgers: "It's amazing how kids can go to sleep sober like that."
Tinderkilla ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:34:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were :(
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:02:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like Heems said: "used to play basketball, then we started drinkin"
witch_trial ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:25:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, I despise this attitude. I realize you're being darkly satirical, but it really bothers me how many of my friends just stopped being interesting at a certain age. How come everyone loses their joy for weird creative stuff?
PrimeIntellect ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:39:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately that might be mostly your friends, I definitely know plenty of people that stay creative and interesting for a long time, but they are typically weirdos, artists, and hippies
GetBenttt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
..Now do the same thing except tripping balls and/or drunk as shit.
You're welcome.
RambleMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait until you're older, have a job, family, recovering from drinking/drugs and look back on doing stuff like this as "the good old days".
idealreaddit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:47:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screw having a family
c_more_glass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just glad youtube wasn't around when I was in highschool. So much stupid, embarrassing stuff would be on the internet forever. I thought I was Tom Green, I think. But yeah, that kind of fun kind of ended with the discovery of alcohol. :(
BoshBishBash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You clearly haven't 'discovered' them as much as I have then.
JustHellooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I decided life was more fun this way, without the drugs and alcohol.
hardknockcock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I enjoy doing stupid things while high on drugs. Don't go stereotyping
KlaatuBrute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:38 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly though, I think that the "teenage best buddies who do stupid hilarious shit for their own entertainment, constantly flirting with the boundaries of homosexuality" is one of the great stages in life, and I miss the recklessness and carefree attitude dearly.
xlinkedx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:02 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god this is truer than it like to admit.
Shut-the-fuck-up- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:25 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The whole time I was watching this I was thinking, me and buddies would never do this. We would be way to stoned to have the confidence to sneak into a movie. These kids are loaded off Mountain Dew and skittles.
AngryJawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You remember?!?!? Fuck I cant remember last night because of alcohol and drugs.
Scary_Terry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well fuck now I'm sad. ( อกยฐ สฬฏ อกยฐ)
total_gangsta ยท 851 points ยท Posted at 15:50:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fantastic. If you had a pony tail you would have looked like Comic Book Guy of the Simpsons. If others copy this, it could be one more nail in the coffins of movie theaters.
๐๏ธ butchtcoug ยท 597 points ยท Posted at 15:55:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing would make me happier than if others attempted to copy this
Elieftibiowai ยท 267 points ยท Posted at 16:51:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
brb, strapping myself to my gf
DustyAtlas ยท 413 points ยท Posted at 17:08:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But aren't you already attached to your hand?
[deleted] ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 17:11:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Elieftibiowai ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 17:14:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
like always
FeralSparky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But... thats how he always goes to the theater. Nothing has changed.
Marmun-King ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As is tradition.
gruesomeflowers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:20:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he means the Vajankle, this time.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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skulltrumpetman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:34:14 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/vaUNWgI.jpg
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 17:31:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a tall dude with a 100lb girlfriend, I could so easily pull this off. It would be like strapping a child to my chest. Damn, I'm really temped to try.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:07:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you do be sure to record it!
SalchichaChistosa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:59:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's how you get banned from public parks...
Fubarfrank ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:56:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hard part would be talking said girlfriend into doing it.
"What do you think Abdul, can you get me a number crunch real quick?"
Gravityman300 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:31:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's approximately a 32.333...-repeating of course- chance of succes.
Zongap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are really tempted to try strapping a child to your chest?
ThunderDonging ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure she'll love you for it and enjoy the $15 you save
TheGhostofWoodyAllen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bonus points if she carries you.
ZeePirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why dont you take a seat over there...
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:39:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
did you just compare the person you fuck to a child?
coldize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your girlfriend already has a strap-on
Elieftibiowai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah no. I was waiting for the genius who would come up with that joke to congratulate you personally for your creativity. Applause, everybody!
coldize ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 cheers for that guy! He's a pillar of contemporary comedy!
loljetfuel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not what a "strap on" is.
quaybored ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go on...
i_am_hamza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if you're really coming back
scarypandas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
brb have to do my chores
Jawiki ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:14:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was at the Theater in the Seattle NorthGate Mall right? Looks super familiar!
handmethetricksword ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:05:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Recognized it immediately myself!
ryntm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:03:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yiss
OliverChest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:24:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. There's a 5 Guys right there and a Kizuki Ramen.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
true that
pheedback ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too
crackadack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which makes the prank all the more impressive because everyone working at that Regal appears to have a stick up their ass.
Boomiin_Granny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Instant recognize. Bring a backpack and enjoy 5 Guys during the movies.
electriclemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what I was thought. Why am I never there when this stuff happens.
killbone ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:36:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any plans to make this a series about sneaking into different places?
MysticMoteToter ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:14:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next up the Pentagon
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:29:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to get sued by the FineBros somehow.
I_worship_odin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:49:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should have went to the concession stand and bought some food, and then have the outer person ask the inner person if they want anything to eat. The reaction of the workers would have been worth it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahahahaha yes please do this
samjoe93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a short friend. Next star wsrs movie I'm making a "yoda backpack" and sneaking him in. Please remind me in 2 years
Ekudar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But copyright your idea and get a share of the profits!!
NotTheRealJake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who is currently working a box office, I would love to see this happen. I'd probably just let them go just for the effort.
everythingsleeps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please don't copyright this if we copy
javice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it possible to license your format?
BladeBronson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could I buy a license from you to try this?
brucetwarzen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really the same situation, but it seems like the only situation to tell this story, ever. A few years ago, me and my friend were invited to a motto party. The motto was "space" and people would dress up and shit. It was $15 and my friend said: sounds dope, you in. I said yes, but we are not gonna 15 bucks each like all these peasants. We are gonna build a gigant robot that fits both of us. So we went to the next hardware store and buyed materials for $400 and build that gigantic robot all day and all night. We could both sit in there and drive around. Ir was hilarious and we saved a ton of cash.
masedizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You guys appear young enough that you should understand how recording on smartphones work. Turn the damn thing horizontal next time.
Z3R0C001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should copyright "sneak" and then franchise sneaking videos for profit. SNEAK WORLD GUYS
Flightless_12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure you don't want to trademark it?
rudmad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:40:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you trademarking this though
MakeYouAGif ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:53:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't copyright "2 people, 1 movie" videos
Shingle42 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:05:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worst. Movie. Ever.
LunarProphet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5/7
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:38:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you rooting for the death of movie theaters?
This_Land_Is_My_Land ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to be in the minority here, but...
With all the people negatively impacting my experience every time I go to the movies -- even if I take a day away from everything to go when kids are at school and the ass holes that talk or get up constantly are at work or college -- I would love to have an at-home option.
I don't like piracy, so having that shitty quality experience at home, with the problem people still doing their thing, does nothing for me.
I would love even a hyper obstructive, DRM-filled way of viewing a film at home. Because going out to a movie theater is never an experience worth the money or frustration.
So, the main point I'm making is: I would shed no tears if we had a home option that existed, even if it cost a few bucks more.
I don't need bigger than a 21 inch, though I have a 60 inch. I have a full 7.1 surround sound headset with better quality than even high end theaters nearby. I don't have to worry about getting sick, which theaters + people's unsanitary habits creates a risk for. I don't have to hear children crying or people talking and walking past/behind me. No one kicking my chair, etc.
I understand that for certain reasons, people like the theater experience. But after many years of it, it is not only unenjoyable for me, it ruins the immersion and experience completely.
I would be more inclined to pay for more films, especially on a whim since there are no gas fees or distance to cross, than the way it is currently.
With the amount people push digital distribution, I'm surprised people are clinging so firmly to movie theaters to begin with.
I do recognize that I'm in the minority on this when it comes to Redditors, and I will receive downvotes because that's just how it works when putting forth such an opinion, but I'm not sure you would have received an honest and serious response to your question.
hawkian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean a home option to view movies at the same moment they're released in theaters, right?
Obviously the whole of the scenario you are describing above is already a reality insofar as watching everything in your own home theater, the caveat being of course that you're on a four-month-ish delay.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you live in a small town? Most cities have a range of theaters with different audiences so shop around if you haven't tried them all yet. Also when you go has a big impact on whose going to be there.
This_Land_Is_My_Land ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:09 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a particularly small town. There aren't very many options, either. A few of the theaters nearby have gang activity, another's extremely uncomfortable, and the last few are high end; extremely comfortable chairs, a lot of room and good surround sound. Expensive as all hell though.
Eyesight also plays into it; my eyes are pretty shit lately.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:15 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How expensive is expensive?
g0_west ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:30:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
???
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:40:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I don't get that either. If I want to see a movie on a big screen with great sound I either have to spend tens of thousands of dollars to set it up in a home I don't have, or spend 10 bucks for a movie ticket.
IShotMrBurns_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10 bucks? Jesus. I pay at most $5 for a ticket and can go as low as $2.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool how much do you pay for your weed.
Kildigs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:46:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This seems a bit intricate. You might find it easier to swap ticket stubs, hold open the exit door, or do the classic "double feature".
Merkarov ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:18:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wait, you want movie theaters to die?
emolga587 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, I'm Shaquille O'Neal. Let us in, please."
CONTROVERSIAL_TACO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also looks a lot like that one fat/lonely character on Key & Peele, at least in the body.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see a Nathan For You in the making.
DerpyPotater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But besides the expensive food I like the movie theatre experience.
--lI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you the creator of Hi & Lois? Because you are making me laugh.
socalkid71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worst theater flaw....ever.
ForumPointsRdumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could possibly lead theatres to try and charge double for obese people. Which would alienate some of their audience, adding another nail.
IAmDotorg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:43:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't work around here -- almost every theater has gone reserved seating.
[deleted] ยท 341 points ยท Posted at 16:57:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
What if there is no such thing as fat people and everyone is just sneaking someone around attached to their waist....
QueuedeSpool ยท 230 points ยท Posted at 18:58:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a fat person... that's exactly what it's like, except with loneliness.
splitplug ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 19:45:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy cake day dude.
QueuedeSpool ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 19:46:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! I do enjoy me some cake.
rarely-sarcastic ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:58:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would have never guessed.
QueuedeSpool ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:29:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black is a slimming color.
CJones360 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:15:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ man
QueuedeSpool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm losing weight now. Soon I'll be skinny and lonely!
happenedagain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:31 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/funnyandsad
TroyKing ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:35:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHUT UP
Breloomer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:01:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Their
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:25:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:31:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr breloomer
Froggy_hop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doot
Breloomer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcom
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shhh! Don't tell them!
sugar_free_haribo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mind blown
kmm2208 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/fatconspiracy
prettyflamazing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:23 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My entire life is a lie.
denko_safe_cats ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 16:41:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah the old Vincent Adultman.
[deleted] ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 17:06:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went to stock market today. I did a business.
spali ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you worked in the business factory.
Tuckings ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 16:40:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The movie theatre workers had to have noticed. Probably just thought "I don't get paid enough to care about calling them out". Either way, this made my morning.
joeymigraines ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 17:20:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a theatre manager, If I encountered this, I'd just smirk and secretly slow clap then continue my day.
SelfDeprecating ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:33:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is hilarious to imagine.
ugglycover ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it looks like this
_Barringtonsteezy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:05:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like this
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a theater worker, I would say, "You guys have a good time." If it really was just one dude he would assume I made a mistake, if it was the two guys I would imagine they would be sweating their balls off.
Point4ska ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:18:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They tried before with a different format and got shut down, so I think what happened is they didn't want to risk the chance that he was in fact an obese arachnid.
tommym109 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That or he encounters fat cunts all the time
Allecet ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 17:36:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonder if either of them got a boner.
[deleted] ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 17:50:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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smithee2001 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:15:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Female here and I thought it was strangely homoerotic.
luisrof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:14 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Male here and I agree.
Q-Continuum-kin ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 18:02:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how do you think the second guy is being held up? they snapped together like ikia furniture. when they separate in the elevator you can hear the champagne cork exploding as they pull apart.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lego-bros.
BeanBagBuddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:28 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But... How does that even work? Like who's... What?
Q-Continuum-kin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:50 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we could show you a picture but there's no way that would be appropriate in this sub lol...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's always that one guy...
UndisputedGold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How else did it work. in the belly button
DrobUWP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not a problem
Fun-Cooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats my secret, I always have a boner
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:30:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or if the guy on the inside jerked off the guy carrying him
Faultylntelligence ยท 379 points ยท Posted at 16:47:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Original content?!? Get out of here with this shit, we don't like this round here!
[deleted] ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 17:21:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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I_Miss_Claire ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 17:52:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[REDACTED]
[deleted] ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 18:44:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:34:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Divotus ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:26:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[FINED BRO]
The_Whole_World ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:41:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[REDACTED REACTED]
TheRealEchoNine ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:26:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[GONE SEXUAL]
Ajcard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[REMOVED]
epsilonbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now Skeeter they ain't hurtin' nobody
Kebble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry sorry, here's a better title for this video to make up for it:
Lori_babi ยท 3533 points ยท Posted at 16:26:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what /r/video should be. Not react related shits.
brcreeker ยท 370 points ยท Posted at 16:57:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just click the "Remove React Videos" button on the right. Problem solved.
sammythejammy ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 17:06:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what flairs are for!
bathroomstalin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:35:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought flair was all about morale and expressing yo bad self.
ShiroiTora ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:39:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought they were meant for finding certain types of posts. Never realized they can be used to hide them as well.
Lookoutbehind ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:32:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who almost only watches videos on mobile, you're my hero for pointing that out.
Bornahallac ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:59:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
jnatale ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 17:26:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not always an option on mobile, which is a shame because /r/videos is like 80 percent react bullshit right now.
azginger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use RedditIsFun and have all links with the flair "react related" filtered out. Good on the mods for doing that.
cassby916 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:13:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah as an alien blue user, all I see is react crap :(
luckygazelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now only if there's a button that removes flaired videos on mobile.
amijustamoodybastard ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:40:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many sad shut ins giving a shit about boring YouTube drama. Like anybody in the real world gives a fuck.
nideak ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:51:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i know, those sad shut-ins rightfully complaining about something going on in the world. Not like those exciting, well-traveled manly men who sit on reddit and complain about the content on /r/videos and /r/pics, etc...
Right?
amijustamoodybastard ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. I skim the front page a few times a day. I dont subscribe to some 19 year old making anime videos and cry on reddit because he might not be able to use the word react any more. Go ask any normal person on the street they wont care about this, but classic reddit making a mountain out of a molehill and spamming all the default subs with this dumb shit. Its cool ive just learned i can block the react flair on the reddit app cya.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:10:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know that people who make youtube videos exist in the "real world" as well right, and that their livelihood is being threatened by the precedent that could be set by the Fine Bros
Reddit and Youtube thrive off each other, it only makes sense that when content creators (Youtubers) get mad at the Fine Bros it spills into reddit too.
cawclot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:30:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you use a half decent app on mobile you should be able to filter out anything related to the Fine Bros drama.
JamEngulfer221 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah who cares? You can just skip past them if it really bothers you.
RamboJet ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:54:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
click remove react videos, only 10 videos left WTF reddit we get it
m1ldsauce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow youre the man
Sco7689 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now the post counter on the left goes 1, 7, 11, 14
pxan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My hero
bobthebobofbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! I had no idea that was a thing and I was getting really sick of more than half the videos being react related.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a simple solution to an annoying problem. Why didn't they do that with political videos. Just tag them as political and have a filter.
blackangelsdeathsong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because the mods didn't want to moderate the comments section of the videos.
crunchypuddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But then what will I bitch about?
Null_Reference_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But don't forget to be smugly superior about those videos existing in the first place.
ZeGoldMedal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:06 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, I wish I knew that was there!
Lori_babi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:37:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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thlamz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a satire subreddit. If you are looking for serious discussion(although it sometimes happens in /r/pcmasterrace) you should go to a sub like /r/pcgaming
brcreeker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. Shitposting is the entire reason that sub exists. It's basically a filter for /r/pcgaming and /r/buildapc.
HrBerg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It used to actually be good. It's really gone to shit since last summer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do people go to what is clearly a circlejerk sub for real discussion? It's like going into /r/frugaljerk and asking for actual tips on how to save money.
HrBerg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It hasn't always been a circlejerk sub, and I've stopped going to it since last summer because it's become one (almost.) A real circlejerk sub is /r/AyyMD.
fuckin442m8 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:24:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but.. what if there's a good one? I'd rather complain about it and ignore the simple fix you've just suggested, because I like having cake and eating it too.
SkidMark_wahlberg ยท 1809 points ยท Posted at 16:31:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The same is true about /r/videos.
TheWatersOfMars ยท 423 points ยท Posted at 16:53:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And /r/videoss too.
Trollcommenter ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 17:13:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, /r/videoss has always been about this!
Rooonaldooo99 ยท 547 points ยท Posted at 17:20:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rare picture of the founder of that sub
armyrope115 ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 17:25:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will always upvote that image. Makes me laugh every goddamn time
emlind ยท 215 points ยท Posted at 17:42:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/lzX3naM.jpg
armyrope115 ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 17:56:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit. Knew what was coming and still I giggled.
DIAMOND_TIPPED_PENIS ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:30:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You said laugh, not giggle. Phony! This guy's a phony!
armyrope115 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is a giggle, but another form of laughter?
DragonDDark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a karma fish now. You will always go for the bait. Even if it's obvious.
ImTrulyAwesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/lzX3naM.jpg
armyrope115 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck
christocarlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will always up vote this image. Makes me laugh every time.
Spartancoolcody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/lzX3naM.jpg
BitcoinBanker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:50:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here, I made you this. No reason really.
armyrope115 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh my god that made me laugh harder than it should have
ConfusedGrasshopper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/upvotedbecausesnek
Cloudy_mood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know we're laughing at the text- BUT DO COBRAS ACTUALLY GET THAT BIG?!?
fork_yuu ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:15:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't say the same for /r/xvideos
RickStevensAndTheCat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:53:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And /r/axe!
Bigbysjackingfist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Velcome to Video SS I am your host, Dieter
WholeWideWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And r/vieos
yurikastar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And also /r/ssvideo, the third Reich shall always be remembered in it's video!
Delsana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a VideoS?
SolidLikeIraq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what. This is a bullshit comment. I'm going to make a react video about it, if I can figure out how to make one without infringing on the copyright.
But once I figure it out... just wait.
liketo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:14:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, where am I again?
clashbuster ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 16:59:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate the react videos as much as anybody else, but the severity of the issue cannot be denied. I mean thousands of videos that are completely in fair use or barely even close to react-world videos are having monetization either removed or transferred to the fine-bros.
Hundreds of youtubers are at risk of losing their jobs because of this system which is completely broken, ridiculous, and not recognizing fair use.
mrturretman ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 17:26:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. While it may be annoying, it's huge for YouTube and affects a lot. It needs a lot of attention.
Algee ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, get back to me when they have a legal ground to stand on.
mrturretman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:42 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand how that's relevant.
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:05:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plus, why noy just press the "remove react videos" button?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a big issue, but thousands of videos have not been removed or had their monetization moved...this is still very new and developing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes it can.
Fire_away_Fire_away ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 17:28:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"jobs"
No one guaranteed you making a living as an entertainer.
Parysian ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:37:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, no one is guaranteed to make a living at anything. If it's the primary thing they do for their livelihood and to support themselves financially, it's their job.
Lippuringo ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 17:52:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
TIL being hobo is a job.
On serious note, what is react videos?
You host videos on someone's site.
You take ads revenue from program without actually talking with ads agencies.
React videos is about strangers react on someone else's work. You only provide camera, sometimes borrowed.
So what exactly they're doing to be put on the same shelf of "entertainers" as scetch makers, montage videos makers and other? I remember the time when Let's Plays was lowest point of entertainment because it's required almost no real work from entertainer. But be franctly, reaction videos seems as even less work.
CloggedToilet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet those start drying up real soon. I think nintendo already put a stop to it for their games.
Lippuringo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:44:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nintendo is worse than your Grandma when we're talking about internet. And PewDiePie still has top subscribers channel with almost 42 millions subscribers.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:38:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just because the job is in entertainment and it revolves around YouTube doesn't mean the creators should be subjected to illegal and amoral exploitation and profiteering.
arandomusertoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you do something and get paid for it, its a job.
Jobs aren't required to be difficult, or unhealthy, or even unpleasant... it just has to be a person doing something and getting paid for it.
(chris rock has a bit about jobs vs careers that's pretty good)
When you put "jobs" like that, you might as well put everything in quotes. To the newspaper: google "ads", to the automotive industry: "tesla's cars", etc.
CharlesDickensABox ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:50:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a non sequitur. People aren't losing their income because they're bad entertainers or they can't find an audience. It's a couple of other entertainers abusing an overly broad trademark to prevent content creators from collecting income that they (the content creators) would otherwise be legitimately monetizing.
Sardorim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still a job.
Grow up, times change.
Frostiken ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jobs". If all the reaction videos disappeared from the internet, literally nothing of consequence would happen.
dodgersbenny ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 16:50:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I had a nickel for every time someone complained about a sub. I'm fine with the react hate videos right now. I'm not done hating yet.
mr_popcorn ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 17:28:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/nrN91zN.jpg
maynardftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:19 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will! Thanks!
bjsy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what is react hate
[deleted] ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 16:36:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought i was the only one that honestly couldn't give 2 fucks about react.
TheWatersOfMars ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 16:56:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a fun scandal that gets at some of the biggest problems with Youtube. But literally 17 out of the first 25 top posts on this subreddit are React related. There are very, very few things that warrant this much attention.
Waisting ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 17:16:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm finally getting over my Kony rage and have to redirect it somewhere!!
mr_popcorn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:26:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
#KONY2012
bayerndj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
print "#KONY" + current_year
crashing_this_thread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:18 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad that shits over. Been putting up Kony flyers since 2012. I stopped right before new years eve. Figured 4 years was long enough. I wonder how that organization is doing now. I haven't been able to check since they inspired me to rise against Kony.
dreamsforsale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I disagree. I'm sure kids in sub-Saharan Africa are just glued to this Fine Bros situation.
MarkG1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:16:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's it any problems you have above that of starving African children are just pointless, broken bones, horrible illnesses? Who cares unless you're starving.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well considering that the react thing potentially affects youtube in a huge way, and that 90% of the videos posted to this sub are youtube videos, the attention makes sense.
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not remove them if they annoy you so much?
TheWatersOfMars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did. You'll notice that I'm not posting on a React-related video.
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:14:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you're still complaining? Why? It's not like anyone is forcing you to watch them. It's kinda pointless to complain after pressing the "remove react videos" button.
TheWatersOfMars ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:27:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For one thing, I'm often on mobile, so that doesn't work. For another thing, I didn't complain. Just stated my opinion that there's far too much React content compared to the importance of the scandal, even for a YouTube-dependent subreddit.
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it does.
Palin_Sees_Russia ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:35:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For fucking real man. The entirety of Reddit is in a huge circle jerk over these guys, I'm so tired of seeing the "React related" on every other post.
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not remove them then? Instead of bitch about it?
Palin_Sees_Russia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally just found out there is a button for it from this post.
bacondev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's still on my front page. And even if I visit /r/videos directly, I can't remove it on mobile.
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can do it on mobile, but it will look like it does on desktop.
bacondev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but that's not mobile. It's a significant inconvenience to use the desktop site on a phone.
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, why not just go on the YouTube app?
bacondev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the YouTube app. But it's hard to find interesting videos. And that's not exclusive to the app, or even YouTube. I've watched all of the videos on the channels that I am subscribed to, and I keep up with them, but reddit provides a nice variety that I wouldn't otherwise get.
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's also recommendations based on things you've watched. Although, most are from channels you are subscribbed to. Also, I feel like reddit helped me find new channels to watched in these past days with the fine bros scandal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's got that many people pissed off. It's crazy.
TheWatersOfMars ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's crazy, but what more can 17 videos say about the scandal? That's the length of a documentary.
TouchdownTom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:22:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're talking about John Scott, aren't you?
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you did nothing but bitch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go through my comment history. Not a single post in any React thread.
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't mean comment about it. But just get mad. When it's so simple to just remove the react videos.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The problem with adding a button to remove certain flaired videos is that it's a poor way to deal with the problem. The only video's getting any front page attention are React videos, which means it totally messes with what content you see, even if you hide those videos. A video which would be on the front page without React sits on 1 upvote and you're left looking at videos posted 3 days ago that were on the front page prior to React. If you hide React videos you're left with a front page of 9, yes 9, videos.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So what's the issue? Obviously these people want to see react posts if they are up voting it.
ShouldersofGiants100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in the same boat. I didn't know who the fuck the Fine Bros were and I still don't care... but at this point they could drop kick a puppy and still not annoy me as much as this endless stream of BS directed at them.
JWAxeMan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:59:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BRB, gonna go make a reaction video to this.
LachsFilet ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:48:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you can filter it out you slug
1010101100111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is how Youtube pranks should be, not fake, illegal shit...
You guys bought another ticket right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i would like to see a reaction video of the movie ticket taker watching this
jmart1375 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any excuse for these boys to play tummy sticks.
HarveyBiirdman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's just not that much content like this, though.
BrtneySpearsFuckedMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not just remove them?
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need to singularize "shits"
๐๐ผ
tunersharkbitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if you have RES you can filter block anything with "Fine bros" "react" or any other bullshit keyword. i did it when gamergate was going on. still have that filter up and active.
everythingsleeps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the whole fine bros thing is good in some ways after all, meaning, less react videos. They were funny at first but played out now.
yzlautum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damn seriously. I finally had to filter it out when there were 16 out of the top 25 videos involving react related bullshit.
Reerhy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are being sued by the Fine Bros. See you in court, sir/maam.
Phoequinox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BUT BUT BUTT THE FINE BROS ARE STEALING MY FREEDOMS!
I_divided_by_0- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:38 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I... I can react to this if you wish.
Chao-Long-dong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't wait for a reaction video to the reaction video to this one.
fuckin442m8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't understand how a post titled 'update' was deemed an acceptable title because it's just assumed people knew it was a react video, it's like /r/videos is a sub dedicated to react videos and we'd all know what they meant by 'update'
87648964221433707 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try FBE staff.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:57:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A video is a video. Downvote the ones you don't like if you must, but don't whine because people are posting videos you aren't interested in. Some people find the react debacle entertaining.
Solid_Waste ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have such high standards.
PrestigeClips ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a fair reaction.
Ekudar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:40:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I react to the guys sneaking in to a movie theather.
bloodrayne2123 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:49:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be Careful saying that, the Fine Brothers might sue you.
Dosage_Of_Reality ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:29:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stfu, react is temporary and needs attention as a policy issue
Jeepin08 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello /u/Lori_babi due to infringing on FineBrosโข copyright agreement by using the word "Reactโข" in your comment we will see you in court.
jstrydor ยท 2142 points ยท Posted at 16:45:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had an unfair advantage of doing this in America
gingersyndrome ยท 1644 points ยท Posted at 17:18:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right. I forgot that UK theaters banned clothing back in 2001.
Cock-PushUps ยท 377 points ยท Posted at 17:28:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you go to disneyland this guy is just an average man
everydayguy ยท 508 points ยท Posted at 17:48:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you fucking kidding me? You're being completely and utterly ridiculous and are being unfair regarding Americans. Everyone knows this guy would be considered a skinny guy at Disneyland.
xxmindtrickxx ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:12:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My doctor tells me I'm at a healthy weight said the guy not allowed on the rollercoaster.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:24:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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everydayguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, at Walmart, people would think he is an auschwitz survivor who fell into a wormhole, thus ending up 70 years in the future.
SirFadakar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only go to Disneyland when friends make me 'cause someone can usually get us in, and aside from the Dole Whip the best part of every trip is beating my last score in "Morbz" where I count the amount of people that are wheeling around in scooters because they've eaten themselves into sedentry. If anyone's curious I tallied up 23 in a 6 hour day there once.
blay12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, now I want a dole whip.
Synux ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Completely correct. He was ambulatory, no O2, no scooter, no wheezing, coughing, no blue lips. Trumps doctor would call him a specimen of human conditioning.
kungpaulchicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And he would be riding a electric scooter instead of walking!
Cloudy_mood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, when Chipotle screws up and gives you a double portion of rice and steak- you eat it. We don't waste any food around here!!
Paul_Rubenfield ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Former Disneyland employee here. We called them "waddlers" for obvious reasons.
throwawaycumsock ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 17:37:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disneyland is made up of tourists from all over the world.
mrcassette ยท 217 points ยท Posted at 18:10:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you just can't see them behind the locals...
kfuzion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:35:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disneyland is in southern California. If you've ever been there, you'd realize that there aren't a lot of fat people there (at least, relative to the midwest, south, and northeast).
FusRoBlah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea! How could you find a few Chinese in a sea of tall americans?
cuttinace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's savage but honestly I think they're all at Universal Studios Hollywood. Seems like it's 80% tourists there at all times.
fictitiousantelope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a small world after all.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Disney see that coming.
SharkRaptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disney World, maybe. Disneyland is like 3/4 Californian annual passholders
Shiftlock0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Level two.
IAMAJoel ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A guy I work with just went to Disneyland with his family. He got an electric scooter "for his dad". He's 400lbs. He used his dad's scooter. Back in Canada it might be a tad embarrassing for him but I assume there it looked normal.
jimbojammy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:54:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you think it's normal to be 400 lbs in America? ahah what. It's always Canadians that make these posts too
IAMAJoel ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I responding to the comments about how there are so many big people at disneyland. I live close to the border. Yeah, there are big people everywhere but I see way more when I go south of the border. I thought it's well known that the USA has an obesity problem?
jimbojammy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:28 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
there is a difference between overweight/obese and 400 pound people being a common sight. and the comments about disney were jokes, you melt
IAMAJoel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:11 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool
bonerboy69 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:06:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you've obviously never been to Disneyland
Cock-PushUps ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:32:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its okay if you use a scooter man
bonerboy69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 19 and pretty healthy, but my aunt uses a scooter and it's pretty hilarious. but all levity aside, if you think that when you go to Disneyland that is the average person you are mistaken. for sure there's some fat ass people, but they still are the odd ones out and most people are normal. if I was super fat like that I wouldn't want to go outside around all those people, anyway.
da-sein ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:36:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
He's implying that morbidly obese people are more common in the USA
CosmicVibrations ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 17:57:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? No way!
TheRedCometCometh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:21:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, and by not noticing that the second guy was joking did you believe we actually have to be naked at the cinema?
dickassdick ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:25:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
great work Sherlock
g-ff ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:22:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he was implying that in other countries it is usual to get seats asigned. That way the smuggled in person would have no where to sit.
SmaugtheStupendous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They might be more inclined to question the look of that belly than in America, and thus it's a valid statement for him to make.
JackBond1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds like they're the ones who have an advantage.
GifftedIdeas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Likewise in Canada you can't get into the movies unless you show your polar bear riding license. I for one find it ridiculous.
Mithrawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he is referring to how fat he is and the fact that he wouldn't be too terribly uncommon of a sight in the U.S.
gsav55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
pasaroanth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:34:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And there are also no fat people in the UK
Batman010 ยท 414 points ยท Posted at 17:53:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is far more elaborate than what is necessary in the UK. Just walk in with your buddy, tell the ticket taker there is only one of you, he'll get confused by the math involved and probably just let you guys walk right through.
hypai ยท 316 points ยท Posted at 18:11:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
maths
ShouldersofGiants100 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 18:26:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See... they can't even get the number of letters in math right.
VivereInSomnis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really I know it is a regional thing, but even still "maths" still bugs me because we don't say "Mathsematics."
xbtdev ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:37:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But mathematics is a plural.
As an example, look at the short form of 'carriage', which in modern times we call a 'car'. For the plural (of carriages), we use the word 'cars'.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:45:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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xbtdev ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:42:45 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well of course it isn't plural if you use it as an adjective. We don't say "I have a bucket of cars paint." This was the phrase being discussed:
Which one?
ShouldersofGiants100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:01 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes... but in British English, it's ALWAYS "maths". So they would say "Doing a maths problem" and so on.
xbtdev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:38 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah and in America it's ALWAYS "math" so they would say silly things like "confused by the math involved" and so on.
RMcD94 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you say math and stat? Or math and stats? Or maths and stats?
ShouldersofGiants100 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would usually say math for the one and statistics for the other. Stat or stats, to the extent I do use them, depends on whether it is plural or not. Math is never plural. It describes a single body of knowledge.
RMcD94 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:04:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You say I study Mathematic? Or do you say I study Mathematics?
Note that a mathematical formula is not a mathematicsal formula
_Dopethrone_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the US we usually say math and stats by the way.
Don't know why, just how it is.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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RMcD94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cause people say I study Statistic all the time...
ShouldersofGiants100 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Statistic is still a word. The score in a game is a statistic. The outcome of an election is a statistic... saying you study statistics makes sense because you are presumably studying more than one. Mathematic is rarely used if at all and in fact hardly makes sense as a singular phrase at all. Its original usage wouldn't even work at all in most phrasings.
robreddity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or as we say in Indiana, suh-tistics.
little_seed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
didn't you know math is just short for mathsematics so maths works too
qdhcjv ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:11:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
frist of all
how DARE u
crowjar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mathematic Anti Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It's objectively math. It's not a matter of preference.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
See, Brits think you need something other than arithmetic to determine 1 person + 1 person = 2 people.
Excuse_My_ADD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mass?
marino1310 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The teller would be more worried about social confrontation and just let them pass.
AadeeMoien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, he'll get the maths involved. It'll just be too awkward to say something.
greenbix ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat people aren't the norm in the UK
marino1310 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:00:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
England's obesity rate is only a few percent lower than america. And theyre right behind america in the top 10 fattest countries.
Batman010 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:44:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right but according to the independent, illiterate people who can't add are.
kingofvodka ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One in five 16-19 year olds isn't 'the norm'. 2 in 3 Americans are fat though, that would be considered the norm.
Foxehh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:52:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're legitimately defending illiteracy rating. UK Pride, always funny.
kingofvodka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:14 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If that's what you think I was doing, then maybe you're the one who has issues with reading comprehension.
Foxehh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:21 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol.
kingofvodka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:20 on February 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The guy above me said that 20% of 16-19 year olds is 'the norm', meaning that this means your average person from the UK has the same issues. That's clearly false lol.
I didn't defend the statistic. I actually didn't touch on my opinion of it. I just read something I didn't think was fair and pointed it out. But apparently on Reddit, not being openly critical of something is the same thing as defending it.
Delinquent_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:42:47 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think I'd rather be fat, then retarded.
kingofvodka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:22 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
You probably meant 'than'. 'Then' implies you want to be both, but being that you guys are 3rd from last (and dead last in numeracy), maybe that is what you meant! If so, congrats I guess.
resilience19 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Over 24% of adults in England are classified as obese. There are still more obese/fat people in the US than England, but it's not considered "the norm" in the US either.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:44:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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VladimirPootietang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guys: There's only one of us, don't break balls.
UK Ticketboy: ...
chris-colour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or: walk in two of you with two tickets. Take your seats. One of you walk back out with two stubs. Pick up your buddy outside. Walk back in to make three in the screening.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:26 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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chris-colour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:22 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No worries, I torrent.
LargeHamsterCollider ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:20:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! I used to work in a cinema and I resent that... I'd obviously have to call my manager over to help me
wilsonhammer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:14:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sir if you just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn
skratched ยท 180 points ยท Posted at 17:27:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aren't you the guy that misspelled your name?
zexez ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:51:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It never ends.
unhi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:30:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure he doesn't care. It's a karma goldmine.
thejrmint19 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:/
TK-Chubs118 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, this guy's a big fat phony!
tpj24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one cares about your memes anymore.
ValdemarSt ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one will always be relevant
goodapollo32 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey that's the guy! Hey guy!
EDGE515 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:49:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I know that guy! He's like famous, or something.
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 17:36:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Ekudar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:57:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/outoftheloop
DrDerpinheimer ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:00:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a real cunt for pointing that out, you know?
bpjg2fat ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the guy!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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FlashZapman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:19:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wrong one.
SuckItPeasants ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:15:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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LovableContrarian ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:54:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
As an American living in the UK, you guys have no right to continue this joke any longer. You guys are just as fat as we are.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:19:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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sindx10 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:23:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're right, we are just as fat as you guys, but there was nothing suggesting that the person who made that comment was British
jstrydor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I'm American, lol
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:52:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ConfusedGrasshopper ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:42:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not at this scale, I've been to many first world countries but encountering people of this size only happens in America
ShouldersofGiants100 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:29:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's obesity... and then there's that. People who are obese show it... but you don't see very many who are literally big enough to be a whole other person, especially outside America. A person who is 5'9 only needs to be 200 lbs to be overweight... that's only about 50 lbs outside the healthy range, not enough to be a whole other person.
CrainyCreation ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:34:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But its BY FAR the most extreme in america. Im from germany and seeing someone thats obese to the point that its actually highly noticable is a rarity indeed. It just doesnt happen.
hansern ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:45:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obesity of that size is rare in U.S.A. as well. I've lived in the United States my whole life and have only seen people like this on TV shows documenting morbidly obese people.
Swamp85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean you can say that all you want but if you look at the facts we aren't #1 and there are a lot of other first world countries very close
Doesnt_Draw_Anything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:42 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know, its funny, I've only seen 2 people that large in person before.
Both of them were when I was in Munich.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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AJRiddle ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
If you are going to break down the stats you might as well say "Holy crap, poor Americans are really fat"
The vast majority of super obese Americans are all living in poverty.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol thats not even close to true. Wishful thinking
AJRiddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3198075/
http://www.americanobesity.org/images/map_county_obese_2007.jpg
Or you know, the truth.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mutatersalad1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:26:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't really bother me. As long as the fats don't interfere with my life, I don't see why I should care about this "crisis". If they start dying off from heart disease left and right that is not my problem.
hansern ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:48:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should care.
mutatersalad1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh. Fat people being a drag on everything. Typical.
hansern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not the fat people who are a drag, it's the epidemic.
mutatersalad1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat people are the epidemic. Their fat bodies are weighing down the economy. I try really hard not to hate fat people, but my will is tested every day.
hansern ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:53:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think a large part of the problem is just how cheap food in general is in the U.S., but especially unhealthy foods. That's why those in poverty are disproportionately overweight/obese: the cheapest food is the least healthy.
You_Will_Die ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:10:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats actually a myth, it's more fast food or already cooked food that these people buy than cheap food. Healthy food is cheaper but take more time to prepare
hansern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's much cheaper to purchase fast/pre-made food in the United States than in most of the rest of the world though. So unhealthy pre-made food is more accessible to those who don't have the time to prepare healthy meals (mostly the poor) than it is for those in Europe.
triplefastaction ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 18:03:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
America is more first world than anywhere else.
Munge_Sponge ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:39:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had an unfair advantage of spelling your username correctly too right?
PM_ME_BIGGER_BOOBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Google 'most obese country' and you'll see U.S. is number 9.
blaz1nn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a casual Redditor and I instantly recognized your username. You are a legend jstrydor
Alexc99xd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
do you still get comments saying that you were the guy that wrote your username wrong to the president?
nerd_alert17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They had the disadvantage of doing this in Seattle, though. One of the fittest cities in the US. But perhaps this is a "world's tallest midget" situation.
ninfomaniacpanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:/
playingpiano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey! you're the guy that did that thing last year...
The_DestroyerKSP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least they got their name right
RithyH ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:22:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shots fired
bjsy92 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:25:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you spelled your name wrong
thejrmint19 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:56:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:/
Qui-GonWithTheWind ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:02:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pardon me, but aren't you that guy who messed up his own username that one time?
MKXKM ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 16:32:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it awkward to look at each other afterwards?
derp_derpistan ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 17:48:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dude, they called no-homo
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:53:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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l_eaux_l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/dadjokes is leaking
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:34:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They could be gay or bi for all you know and routinely hook up with each other.
JMjustme ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:29:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or they're, you know, secure in their sexuality.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wat
DrobUWP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not a problem
Scary_Terry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only if they both got hard ons and they accidentally touched...
haekeem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โฆor they're already solid in their own masculinity.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because masculinity and sexuality are related right?
pixelatedhumor ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 18:36:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Films in beautiful 4k. Films it vertically. What's wrong with you OP?
StressOverStrain ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:56:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just noticed "The Thing" theme is playing in this video
jefftickels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, OP didn't film it.
crwcomposer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:10:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP could clearly see the orientation of the phone, so I'm gonna call him an accessory to heresy.
lordsiva1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:01 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/y93YmHe.jpg
ryannayr140 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They might have been trying to conceal that they were filming.
crwcomposer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:16:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not in the first 2:13, which is almost half of the video.
Woyaboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sadist
LL_Cruel_J ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:29:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you my good man
RockhOUnd22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I had no idea Mel Brooks was in that movie!
Rambles_Off_Topics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what I thought of when I read the title lol. Hilarious
yeamonn ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:52:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Haha that's hysterical!
This going is to boost my confidence next time I try and sneak candy into that Northgate Regal Thornton.
__LE_MERDE___ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:00:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Protip they just don't give a shit, you should totally test your luck and go big!
epsilonbob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:18:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sir you can bring a 4 course meal in but the sommelier will have to buy a ticket too"
TALQVIST ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was oddly specific. I can't help but think the manager of Northgate Regal Thorton is sitting in a back closet with no light except what comes from his CRT monitor and just read your post saying "not if I can handle it..."
yeamonn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:58:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the same theater that they snuck into. It's my local spot and I recognized it as soon as they started filming in the parking lot I was like no way! :)
Dudeorama ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:08:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imrpressive. Now try to get on a plane.
Harry101UK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They'd still have to pay for two seats. =/
franick1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds possible. He is sneaking in another human being, not a 2 oz bottle of Pert.
eternally-curious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 17:23:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scumbag OP. Not making a donation for flood relief.
omgwutd00d ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 17:58:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you're joking but I hate the guilt trip they put you through when your just buying groceries or gas.
I'm buying this pack of ramen noodles with exact change, do I look like I can afford to donate my money to someone else right now?
kidovate ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 18:10:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was an entire south park episode about this :)
snakesbbq ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:10:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just yank the sandwich out of the starving child's hands. Pull hard, she is really hungry.
mag_cue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:07:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What episode? I wanna watch it.
trev-cars ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:40:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Just watch the whole last season, there are a few episodes where the grocery clerk keeps putting Randy on the spot asking for donations every time he shops there. It gets more outrageous each time.
Edit: I'm wrong, it was just the one episode.
4RM0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:41 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure it was just the one episode, the one about safe spaces and Butters being forced into filtering everyone's social media feeds to only show positive comments.
trev-cars ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:19:30 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes you're right. The season sort of follows a story arc so I was thinking they carried the joke over a few episodes but it was just for the episode "Safe space" (season 19, ep. 5.) Great season though, I also liked the "Hot Cosby" episode.
zetacentauri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:28:20 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was an entire season about this
Stumblin_McBumblin ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:12:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, I have the money to spare to throw a dollar at whatever it is they are collecting for, but I don't do it. I have no idea who these charities are, or what percentage of money goes to actually helping people.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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kellermrtn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything in season 19 was real. Well, almost...
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 19:04:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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deise89 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:51:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is a feeling of guilt when you are buying some sort of unnecessary or luxury item for yourself, like a movie ticket or candy, but you can't afford to spare some change for starving kids or whatever.
rudmad ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 17:42:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The whole point was to save money
smoothtrip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, save money so you could donate.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, not lives.
Pascalwb ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:40:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was pretty WTF. Asking for donations and in cinema? Is this normal in US?
Tasteful_Dick_Pics ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:27:06 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately, yes.
addisonclark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:31 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm just used to them asking whenever i go to the drugstore. sometimes instead of the cashier asking you out loud, after you swipe your credit card on one of these things, it'll ask you on the screen if you want to donate to so-and-so with little buttons at the bottom with different dollar amounts or a "no thanks, not today" button. i'm so used to pushing "no, thanks..." that one time it was actually asking me if i wanted to redeem my $10-off rewards card coupon and i reflexively just hit "no thanks, not today."
questionable_plays ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:56:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't "donate" through a corporation. They only ask because they use your money as a tax write off.
_Barringtonsteezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP
coolflash8 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 16:36:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit that was funny
tiga4life22 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:23:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They should've walked in while the previews were starting and did the undressing right in the front so all you see is this silhouette of a disfigured being being split into two people.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:25:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then they got into the theater and realized there was only one seat left.
cyrenical ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:32:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now someone needs to try this in the style of Muppet Man: One person on the other's shoulders.
D-Skel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping they'd roll into the theater like this
yogi89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats what I was expecting, also happy cake day
[deleted] ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 16:49:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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blacjaysp ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:23:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been there. Yeah it looks like it.
agtk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OPs username all but confirms it.
it_rains_a_lot ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:28:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely is
azzkicker206 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:29:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it is, I recognized it too.
deathcab4booty ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:13:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It totally is, which is bizarre because I guessed it while they were in the parking garage and I've never even been in that parking garage
aussiefrzz16 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:04:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew it was that theatre when they were walking on the side of the building....the elevator was the dead give away
agentpebble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I recognized it immediately. Why do I know the underside of the staircase of a parking garage so well??
Tyler1986 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because you see it every time you go to the movies, I got it there too.
My wife had it a step earlier, she went to school with the guy carrying the other dude.
EugeneHarlot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:07:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The friend is wearing a Pineda Mariners jersey
Doomwaffle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:58:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I had a Seattle hype train gif to post. :(
neesters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely Thorton.
JMace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha, yea I was thinking that! Looks like it
harris5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I re-watched just to make sure.
Yuuppp!
BeastieBuddies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I was just about to say the same thing!
grayk47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mos def. Got Five Guys right next to to the self serve kiosks, and the a UW medical Clinic across from those kiosks. I always get giddy with excitement when I recognise a video that shoots in Seattle.
BattleBull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The view from the top floor is really impressive too, you can see most of the olympic mountains from there.
Xxdmonster5xX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This looks like the one at Northgate, I watched it a couple times because I thought a I recognized it. Glad I'm not the only one haha
-niteowl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:18 on February 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It totally is. I was laughing so hard because the elevator at that theater is SO slow.
I'm guessing all the theater employees were thinking they'd definitely be hitting up the Five Guys (before and after, obv)
ChristmasTreeFarmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My roommate worked there so I was up there all the time from Magnolia just to see free movies.
Scyph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glad I'm not the only one who thought so.
ElandShane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thornton Place ya plebe
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No question
Binion206 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. Solid choice indeed.
RunningInSquares ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:51 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that's 100% it. Just went there a few days ago. I shoulda tried this :/
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:08:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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WaterslideAway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate that word too. Not on your level though fam
rahat101 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:42:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is how pranks are supposed to be harmless and mostly not offensive. Instead we get makeout pranks that are basically youtube porn, pranksters doing/saying something sexist/racist/homophobic or basically asking for an ass-whooping and/or fake pranks
luisrof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:11 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They hurt the poor, hard-working producers of the Avengers!
TAOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could see this prank backfiring since theaters have cops guarding the entrance now.
hurdleturtlepurtle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:46:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Props to you for being able to carry another person without collapsing from exhaustion.
MisterEvilBreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:09 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck oath. They both did really well; the hugger to hold onto an increasingly-sweaty bloke and the huggee not to just topple over. Also not to piss yourself laughing.
rockhoundlounge ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:34:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger it was simply people opening the emergency exit door at the front of the theater to let people in for free. They didn't set off any alarms back then.
[deleted] ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 16:38:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol $60 on clothing to save $12.
constipated_HELP ยท 469 points ยท Posted at 16:44:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No way. $10 or less thrifted.
And this seems way more about the hilarity than the money anyway.
[deleted] ยท 155 points ยท Posted at 16:53:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
+hours of entertainment figuring out how how to do it. Well with the money.
Crewboy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:51:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes you have to be one with the money.
xatrixx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And sometimes you have to be the one without the money!
hayz00s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit and they couldn't even donate the $2 saved!
t105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The thrift store prices of goodwill and value village in the seattle area, where this was filemd, are astronomical. You can sometimes find new items for the same price and sometimes LESS at places like tjmax, ross and marshals.
CrustyCrone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:45 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was a sound investment, if I do say so myself.
ILoveCamelCase ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:35:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In one of the attempts to find the proper method, you can see a tag on the clothes.
constipated_HELP ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:25:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thrift stores put tags on clothing.
anti_climax ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 16:44:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Break even in 5 trips.
Not bad.
regal1989 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:58:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If they did this for other things you could rack up savings. Sports games, amusement parks, concerts.
kogasapls ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:43:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Income tax, military draft
[deleted] ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 17:07:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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StaticBeat ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 17:33:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes it's about the journey.
SuaveSilverSurfer ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:52:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes it's just about looking like a fat man while you and your friend grind dicks
dishie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And he gently smooches your man nipples.
UndisputedGold ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 17:42:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's about sending a message
TwizzlersCorp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
rickroll95 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:01:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was wearing an Echo sweatshirt. That thing probably cost them $3.50 at a thrift store
MrReapersSon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:07:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what if it works at Disneyland? I'd like to see them try this on a body scanner at the airport, too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That? Oh that's a growth. A man shaped growth!
dievraag ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:50:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need to scan your ticket/card at the rides though.
GI_Jose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No you don't. Disneyland only makes you scan your ticket to get in the park.
I_worship_odin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not about saving money. It's a story and a time waster.
sinRes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 movies and you break even, the 6th is pure profit.
summerofevidence ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's an investment yo. $60 amortized over 6 trips and you've more than got your money's worth out of it.
mishiesings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They had a healthy green backyard with a privacy ridge. They can afford it.
fiqar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow look at Mr. Moneybags over here who can afford to shop at Walmart!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bet you're fun at parties.
MetalKeirSolid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
implying they bought any of it just for that.
Starphysics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could reuse the trick almost ad infinitum making it an extremely worthwhile investment.
Walk_The_Stars ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also no money was saved on the hidden microphone they must have been carrying.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naw dude, their total was $19.50, they did all that to save less than 10 bucks
sm0114 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
plus YouTube revenue
zerodb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proof of concept. Repeat at Disneyland or on an airplane for full potential!
rburp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If they monetized the video then they'll make it all back easily.
Mordilaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I uh. I Don't think it's about saving money more than seeing if they could.
dillonsrule ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're assuming they're only going to do this once...
Gavinardo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the same thing too, but then I noticed at the end of the video you can see what looks like a Goodwill tag still attached to the sweatshirt as they're undressing. I betcha they thrifted the clothes and left to tags on, just to return them after the stunt, and get their money back.
JSeizer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$12 exponentially. A worthy $60 investment..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suddenly, a lumpy fat guy with a skinny head who always wears the same clothes starts going to see movies there once a week
JSeizer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But -to the theater staff- mysteriously never seen exiting..
Jay444111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:42 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... the clothing IS reusable... so if you go enough you will save money. The long con as it were.
Jimmerism ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:28:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know clothing is reusable? I've reused the same clothes for years and they still work! /s
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just throw mine out after each use. TIL !
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, your /s implies clothing isn't reusable?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Say-It-Aloud ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 20:02:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drop the lol
genedean ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:32:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that backyard was honestly so beautiful
CanuckLoonie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:42:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone notice how gorgeous his family garden is? Stunning.
ballysham ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:09:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did he support that guys weight and stay upright
tb12_legit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:35:07 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leg gains bruh
DJAHa ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:37:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A new spin on the Totem Pole Trench
http://allthetropes.wikia.com/wiki/Totem_Pole_Trench
bush_did_9_II ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:55:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zONW46d50A0
Tocabola ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:15:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was pretty neat
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. It was pretty neat.
Neature is pretty neat too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Eric Andre, the dude's hilarious.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that a wikia that just steals all its content from tvtropes?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotemPoleTrench
Taxi_Manager ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:40:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Klump would be proud.
Guyote_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:03:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why helloooo everybody!
dustio ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:35:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Surprised they didn't make you buy two seats just for the sheer size of "you"
๐๏ธ butchtcoug ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:38:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They did when we attempted it the first time. I was on his shoulders and they said anyone over 7 feet tall required an extra ticket
highqi ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:46:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should have acted extremely offended and uploaded that
Fozanator ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:58:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1) Please upload that video!
2) Saw your standup clip (https://youtu.be/T642jhJdQC0), that stuff is fucking solid!
OsStrohsAndBohs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the logic there? It's not like having an extra seat would allow people to see over you any easier.
Kintarly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:59:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the seat behind you so no one has to sit there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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MustardCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abe Lincoln refused to give up his seat in the front to a shorter person and move to the back of a theatre.
His bravery back then gave tall people today the right to sit wherever they want.
corvus_sapiens ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he got shot because he was in the way of John Wilkes Booth's bullet. This is why tall people have to sit in the back.
ozurdin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:44:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
two tickets to the avengers please. sneeze comes from stomach "what was that?" uhhh fat guy noises "oh ok heres your tickets"
jaroiten ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:52:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next time they should go like that and purchase one ticket each. When they go to get their tickets checked the main man is gonna be asked where the other person is and then he just points to his belly like its totally normal. Would like to see the reaction.
DarkNinja ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:01:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where the fuck was that elevator coming from? Middle earth?
orange4boy ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:40:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next, I challenge you to attempt to teach your girlfriend to film in landscape. That should be a much bigger challenge.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burrrrrrrrrnnn!
mmccarthy781 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:24:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting something more like this.
totes_wife_material ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's pretty strong to have held onto you that long.
HoneyShaft ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:57:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sir, did your stomach just fart?"
ChanceStad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:59:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VVS https://youtu.be/Bt9zSfinwFA
Druidshift ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:00:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh. Now I'm turned on.
Diegobyte ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Common misconception: Movie theater employees giving a shit. In reality they couldn't care less.
orgazm_donor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to take this time to commend you on the proper use of the phrase on caring.
JohnnyLawman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:43:13 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a guy come in at the gym I used to work at. He came in with his wife's membership card. Usually, employees don't look at the name on the screen, but I would always call people by their name.
I noticed it was a female, name, and then I asked to see his ID. I told him it wasn't his membership and he said he had a sex change, and that he was a female. I questioned it, but he angrily said, I will sue you if you don't let me in.
I was really on the fence, and thought, I guess that could be true, so I let him in. I don't recall if I called the number on the membership to verify, but the next day I get a call from the wife, who's membership it was, and she apologized saying it was her husband.
bubbl93 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:00:08 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have done it this way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zONW46d50A0
TtotheItotheM ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:31:40 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why the fuck. Can people not take a goddam video the proper way.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:27:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thorton Creek Theater at Northgate?
Go Cougs!
StoicAthos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:56:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh hem, that is a UW medicine sign there so GO DAWGS is what I think you meant to say!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:10:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck the Huskies
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay entitled Husky fans!
Yourusernamedoesntfi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why you guys hef to be mad, is only school?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually many of you are nice people.
I just hate the fanbase. It's really fairweather and falls back on their superiority complex when the chips are down.
I'm not saying we're super classy but it's just a different mindset. Coug fans view themselves as a community whereas Husky fans are just every swinging dick on the west side who decides to watch football.
Yourusernamedoesntfi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fans will be fans though. I see a fair amount of Coug fans in Seattle when I'm there. I know the superiority complex, its annoying.
Marine confirmed.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:48:07 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:56 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proving my point for me.
We're all about consistency.
Jahuteskye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say, either this is Northgate or every regal looks the same. Go and/or don't go cougs and/or huskies.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely Thorton Creek. OP's username hinted at it. It was the ticket usher who gave it away.
Jahuteskye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP ought to go to Kukai Ramen and Izakaya while he's there, since hes eating for two. Damn it, now I'm hungry.
GalacticArachnids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely Thorton. The ticket booth looks identical.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:33:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biodiversity is a good thing.
PhilSeven ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:42:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show biz kids making movies of themselves
They don't give a fuck about anybody else
The_Recusant ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:32:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie did you see? Brokeback Mountain?
Goodgardo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:18:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WTF is going on here
Klyka ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:20:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
scratching himself
Goodgardo ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 17:24:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
riiiiiiggghhtt . . . . .
my_computer_likes_me ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:09:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neat! Kudos for the effort. Wouldn't an easier solution to smuggle in some coke and popcorn? You'd save more money, and it's less effort.
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:14:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I highly doubt that they went through with this (and made this video) because they wanted to save money.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:37:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This video isn't about saving money, it's about saving humanity.
bayerndj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly
Sladeakakevin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:45:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or you know, you could go 1 hour and 30 minutes without food and save even more money!
PM_ME_YOUR_SECRETZZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:52:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Impossible!
itsmebutimatwork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They all knew there were 2 of you there. They just didn't care because nobody pays them enough to care.
dosharkseatpeopleyes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was an impressive show of strength. How much weight did you carry and for how long?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got really anxious waiting for the elevator and I wasn't even in the video.
MisterEvilBreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:02 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was secretly hoping that there would be other people in the elevator.
Jackanoree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont know why, but I was expecting two small people, with one sat on the other's shoulders.
AlexonGeek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have completed it with a fake moustache
XXVIIMAN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you spend more on the oversized clothes than a movie ticket?
fissionchips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oversized shirt and pants - $30 Oversized Belt - $15 Single movie ticket - $8.50 Sense of accomplishment over ludicrous fraud - Priceless
xatrixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not priceless. I'd sell that for a grand.
heystupidd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg that large man gave birth in the elevator!
Daverrit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would have been funny if you guys de-coupled in the handicap stall of the bathroom and exited together just as one of those massive lines form when a movie lets out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really hope someone was watching the security cameras by the elevators.
They would have been quite confused. '4 went in, but 5 came out'
Nibbers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absurd, painful, strangely profound โ just like life. I give it four stars.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well done
marshy710 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They should definitely try to do other things using this technique
Steinberg1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would gladly pay $16 to not have my friend inside my pants for twenty minutes.
LimonKay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No sir, there is not another human being under my shirt. Are you calling me fat?"
ZamrosX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Would you like to donate to flood relief?"
"No thank you."
YOU FUCKING MONSTER
mshdptato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like he just ate a person and went to see the avengers, this is great.
NotTheDude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You recorded yourself buying a ticket - Hate to tell you but that ain't "sneaking in".
MisterEvilBreakfast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:34 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone else was obviously recording it - Hate to tell you but that ain't "recording yourself".
NotTheDude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:49 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL - true, true,
I thought about that too for a few seconds but decided to see if there was anyone else out there as much of a smart ass as I can be and I FOUND YOU!!!
Well, 'tis better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass!
MisterEvilBreakfast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:22:24 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what it's like when doves cry.
NotTheDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:24 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is what it
'ssounds like, when doves cry."FTFY
MisterEvilBreakfast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:13 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank fuck you're here. I can't believe I fucked that up so much. I must be drunk or hungover or tired or something.That was a test. We can now be best friends.
paul6661 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I could think of while watching the video was learn to edit and hold the phone sideways.
PhilSeven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a lot of work to save $12.
micangelo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No anti fat-shaming posts at the top? I'm impressed.
Gluten-free-poo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a ex-Regal theater usher, you don't pay me enough to ask a fat man to lift up his shirt
mfilion28 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vincent Adultman
GermanToast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vincent adultman?
TheCyanKnight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Technically, it's either Bo or Matthew that snuck into the theater, not 'Bo and Matthew'
rlovelock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How in the hell do you shoot something vertical and then uploaded it horizontal?
samorost1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is like pretending to be disabled to get a discount. Not impressive, just gay.
Lochtide7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it be suspicious that a real fat guy isn't buying pop corn???
stansteamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone willing to go through that much effort deserves a free ticket.
sweeny5000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We chose to do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard." -JFK
frankenvader ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 2016 and people still film videos vertically on their phones o.0
peach-fig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak movie-goers pay less
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevator? No wonder. Take the stairs you fat fuck.
ObamaJuice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/xrfo4MI This has never been more relevant
floppylobster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Overweight boy - Check.
Whacky scheme - Check.
Movie theater - Check.
Control-F for 'Drake & Josh' - Check.
meinherzbrennt42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work in a movie theater. He totally knew. He just didn't give a fuck.
forestfluff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't trust like that"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Bystronicman08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$9.75
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is really adorable
Trolltaku ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Canadian here. 4 of us could probably pretend to be a single American and I bet no one down there would bat an eye.
Thatguy_Koop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your words hurt :'(
DrGrizzley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm older and when I go to the movies with my wife I often say "one senior and one child, I'll let you decide who is who". A lot of the time the cashier laughs and gives us the cheaper tickets. Sometimes they laugh and they don't. Of course occasionally I get that "Uh... yeah... whatever."....
IhamAmerican ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next up is the world's tallest doctor.
hot_skillet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a condition, damnit!
Le_9k_Redditor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just impressed that he managed to hold him up without sweating under all of those clothes or breathing hard
BlindSoothsprayer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine this. You are working at a movie theater. Two customers attempt to sneak in as one. Do you risk embarrassing a genuinely fat person to call them out? Do you even give enough of a fuck to think about it hard enough to make that decision?
Further, I'm sure you guys spent more time and effort on this than it was worth. And factor in the cost of the + size clothing (unless you happened to have it laying around).
Given all that, I still enjoyed this.
weedhippy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ops mom, of course they was just laying around!
futurep1rate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAIT they actually ask you every time if you want to donate? i thought south park was just kidding but wow
thats like saying to me to watch movies at home
leetdood_shadowban ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While this is really cool, it's kind of unwise to record yourself committing a crime and then post the evidence online. The manager and cashier don't give a fuck, but there's a really small chance that corporate might.
I know, I'm not very fun at parties.
UKDMike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay, you're not the only one who thought that. Adulthood, amirite?
swill128 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've had smart phones for what 10 years? HOLD IT SIDEWAYS!
omgwtf56k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nohomo
dabosweeney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lmfao.. that waddle up about halfway through
"we'd like one ticket for the avengers please"
from the depths of hell "whaddya mean we"
dabosweeney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
imagine walking up on those dudes in the parking garage. i would for sure think a terrorist attack was happening or something
MostInterestingly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two guys one ticket.
Cmdr_Nemo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was... slightly erotic.
Itamii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gone sexual... a bit?
joshecf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:51 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He had the fat man waddle down.
knifeyspooney3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:02 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who used to be a cinema usher, I would have seen this, found it hilarious and let them in based on effort and creativity.
TouchMeHerePls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:05 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a lot of groin-on-groin action for a couple heterosexual boys...
MayIReiterate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:39 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rubbin' is Racin'!
BigBizzle151 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:28 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No mom, I didn't looks at job openings today. Me and Matt were busy!
ToCareIsHuman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:11 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this filmed at Regal Thorton Place in Northgate? /u/butchtcoug
daveyissmokin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:41 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude has a backyard like fucking Narnia but won't donate to flood relief
stampadhesive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:41 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to see them try to get into somewhere expensive, like Disney world
Human_Evolution ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:13 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I died. This is platinum. Fuck gold.
JackAndy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:13:25 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Geeeeeez. I'll give you guys the admission fare if you're that hard up. You really went to extreme lengths to earn that. Wow.
deltacoochie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:49 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...only in America.
stopthefatness ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:36:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure whether to laugh because its funny or cry because some fat fucks actually are this fat.
Original_Gentleman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine if when they got to the ticket checker guy the dude in the front ripped ass super loud.
Guyote_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He'd just tell them that his front-ass had a burp
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:11:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Based on tumblr I was sure this guy (guys) was gonna be denied concessions and fat shamed and told to sit on the floor.
kcasnam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If the friend that was standing inserted his dick in the other friends bum they wouldn't have slipped as much!
Twise09 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:54:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't want to donate a dollar? Heartless bastard
๐๏ธ butchtcoug ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:56:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahaha, I know right? I was the one inside the shirt so I didn't have a choice.
Vaquedoso ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
was it comfortable to be in there?
Callahandro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:26:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Northgate in seattle?
Walker2012 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats what I thought as well.
dankerton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most definitely. That long elevator wait confirms
VoicelessGiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure it is.
weakacid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:27:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only crime being committed here is that the phone is shooting vertical video.
Jewptylianin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:00:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is gay. Really gay. I think it's one of the most gayest thing you can do. Gay as fuck.
iNinjaNic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:54:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I internet
Airazz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:10:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you say "No homo" before all that?
desertravenwy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:46:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is hilarious and I can't believe you got away with it...
Your face doesn't look fat at all, that would have been a dead giveaway to me that something was up.
Also, there was an old saying once that it's only gay if the balls touch... And I'm pretty sure the balls were touching in this video...
BJJJourney ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better for the employee not to ask/harass in the off chance that the person really does look like that.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:00:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Wow the cashier fella was behind glass? In Australia that only happens in banks.And they have big holes in the plexi.Are most cinemas like this in the USA?E: Duh, it's outside...
faceisamapoftheworld ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:07:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do the people at the box office sit outside? Because the glass with a hole in it is the exterior of the building. Because, you know, it's outside.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. That never really clicked. We don't really... have those, where I'm from at least. Interesting
faceisamapoftheworld ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:17:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some have the ticket booth inside, but it's more common to buy your ticket at the window and then go inside the lobby. It's not bullet proof glass so it wouldn't really do anything if someone was trying to stick it up.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if there's any observable advantage between the two setups, so i guess we can chalk it up to cultural differences. No need for downvotes though! :)
faceisamapoftheworld ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:26:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No down votes from me.
We save the bullet proof glass for corner stores in shady neighborhoods. It's a good way to gauge if you've found yourself in the wrong part of an unfamiliar area.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 17:29:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's really a shame that that's needed. I occasionally like to parrot about gun control and how superior Australia is in that respect, but that aside, it makes you wonder what exactly would be needed to get to a point where that is no longer necessary.
thewayway ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you were barely able to not talk about guns from the moment you started your "observation".
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:15:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck are you on about mate? I mentioned it once in one comment you fucking mong
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like he touched a nerve, Dundee.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:26:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does it? Then you misunderstand.
Whale-Killer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put'n the chick ahn the bahbeh, eh ?
maymays01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:11:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah like the other guy said, at most theaters the ticket windows are out front facing the outside with a bit of an overhang in case of inclement weather. I don't think the glass is bullet proof (in most locations - it wouldn't surprise me if it is in some).
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's interesting. Does having that bit outside save space?
Most of ours look like what you can see of the small image on this page: http://www.yelp.com.au/biz/event-cinema-chermside
mb9023 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It really depends on the area, I've personally never been to a theater that had an outside booth. All indoor like that picture.
maymays01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are some like that too - I'm actually not sure totally why it's done, but I think mostly because the doorway is an easy 'chokepoint' to collect tickets. Most theaters I've been in after you get in the door split almost immediately into two wings of movie screens with concessions for sale in the central area so they'd have to take tickets on both wings if they let people in past the door without a ticket.
That said, I've seen some that are built to have more of a lobby, and a lot of them are attached to shopping malls so they have an interior entrance through the mall (so you're not standing outside waiting).
I really don't know the history behind it though I admit... it seems like it's pretty common to have a ticket counter for live events outside the theater, presumably so they could sell tickets when the theater wasn't open - so maybe it started from that? But I'm guessing. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The reason that it is outside is not to save space, theres a whole indoor mall of wasted space in there already. Its outside to separate the ticketed from the non ticketed. There are only one or two ticket takers just inside the door, so you can't go past them without a ticket. Thats basically it for workers, there are concession stand people and people who start the movies and cleaners but not many workers. So its a way to control who gets inside the building, and once you are inside no one cares what you do. P.S. Eat a meat pie for me, we can't get those amazing things here.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cinemas work the same here, you can't get to the actual theatre without passing a ticket-ripper fella. Staff sounds the same too.
More importantly, can you seriously not get meat pies? I wouldn't be able to live without them.
In fact, they're important enough i'd probably go out and buy the ingredients to make them myself. Would I be able to buy the necessary vegemite?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No you can't get meat pies in Kansas. I actually looked into having a pallet of them sent here one time I loved them so much. I used to live in Newcastle Australia and I would wake up, walk to the beach, go surfing for a few hours, come home, put a meat pie in the oven, go take a shower, put a piece of cheese on my warm meat pie, watch some terrible local TV, eat my meat pie, go back to sleep. Wake up, get dressed, go ref indoor beach volleyball, come home, eat another meat pie, go to bed, and repeat. Man that was the life. I miss you Australia!
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That brought a tear to my eye. You need to go out to the shops, acquire some mince, pastry, gravy, (forego the Vegemite in the mince if you must), and onion and make yourself some pies, brother. Do not forget the tomato sauce!
TrentNuts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, they are.
It doesn't really have anything to do with safety though.
It's generally because most box offices are outside and aren't heated, or at least that used to be the case. It may be just doing it because of tradition these days.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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strikethroughkingNothing42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. This happens inside as well.
SuminderJi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Canada here and the ones I go to (GTA, Ontario) are behind the glass as well. Same goes for our train ticket counters. Banks funnily enough, aren't.
derpotologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in the states and there's a theater in my area that has the glass... it's in a mall, but still. I always thought it was weird to do the faux bulletproof glass thing indoors.
Skexer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is fucking gold. Can't help but think that it may be less of a challenge to smuggle in drinks and popcorn, however this is real smooth.
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BasorexiaMe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just about died when he said "we would like one ticket to the avengers please" Guy in the shirt: "we?"
anonymous_potato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I find this video extremely bromosexual.
eastbayweird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
definitely bromosexual. maybe even a little bromoerotic.
GET_WET_GET_WET ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shitwhitepeopledo
golte ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no homo tho
Brendan_Fraser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I should try this
TheVegetaMonologues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is top-all-time material
Channel250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For a tiny...minuscule...half of a second...I thought the dog was going to be the "friend"
juicius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's more to this, isn't there? It's 2016. You can tell us.
MITstudent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ok, but now you have two mouths to feed popcorn...
PunjabiIdiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I went the whole summer using the same ticket stub to walk past the people who take your ticket. They just see you have a stub in your hand and just wave you through.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The plus sized clothing they bought to make this happen cost more than the ticket
butwhatiftheresafire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your name Vincent Adultman?
RydellSmythsonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now you got to try sneaking into a movie theatre while dressed as one horse.
WorldRecordFap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of related: I never realised how easy it easy to sneak outside food into a thratre. Just make up some disease that you have and the medicine is in the food/drink.
IGotAllThrowaways ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't this the Regal movie theater in North Gate?
gantz32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awww Reddit finally getting back to normal
__sup__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This video is why i love the internet
TheHardkaare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. This is what YouTube is for!
mrardente ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That seems like alot of work to save $12
Brometheus_9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yooo shoutout Thornton Place
Ausrufepunkt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine walking through that garage and spotting this...thing...
startupjump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These two get an A for effort
Doubleyoupee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
idriveacar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't the clothing cost as much as a ticket?
effifox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My back hurts just watching this video. I hope you have a good physical condition.
HarryBooger7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved watching this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Impressive but not very surprised that you pulled it off! I recognize that it was Thornton by Northgate mall! I go there quite often! I am a very very large man! I too have a tiny head! They probably assumed you were my brother!
OMGaneshOM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant.
shakeszilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This gives new meaning to the phrase "front-ass".
LoneWolfBrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha, nice at thornton place!
Mansell1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excellent. Although I was expecting the old One Guy on Another's Shoulder with A Trenchcoat tactic.
Enigmutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a true front butt.
meltingintoice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All that preparation, and still vertical video?
IBlackseven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU THAT BROKE?
cool_slowbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shame it'll only work in countries plagued by obesity.
sghiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When it showed the profile shot waiting for the elevator it looked pretty convincing, other than the face being of a much thinner person.
Wassayingboourns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DID THEY WATCH THE MOVIE OR NOT?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go cougs!
jay-d123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping the ticket seller would tell the guy he had to buy two seats because he's a larger gentleman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jesus you guys complaining about how the clothes cost more than a ticket. If they bought the tickets we wouldn't have gotten this great video. It was never about the money
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:00:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redditors have to make themselves feel better somehow
everydayguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be impressed when they can get 10 midgets in for the price of 1
Th3N1ghtF0x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably one of the greatest things I've seen in my life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As Don King would say: Only in America!
know_comment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Sir! I would like TWO TIC... I mean, ONE TICKET to the BAR, Please!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY43slEz7vo
goorooloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paging Doctors Turk and Dorian?
egap420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His walk reminded me of this guy... http://youtu.be/xtOkNZK-m4A
DrobUWP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not a problem
alexron42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing how the reveal doesn't occur until you're in the elevator, that was entered without keeping the camera on the "fatman".
lazerbuttsguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y'all should plan a heist.
stopthefatness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need to ban people so fat that they could be mistaken for Trojan horses from going to the movies.
Crap4Soul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live in North Carolina and that is not entirely unbelievable with the obese people around here
zynthesis1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't turn the fucking camera sideways....
calb1988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant! Featured on the LADbible with no credit to the original poster within a couple of days, guaranteed.
aga080 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i have those same asics
dildo_bandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you mean to tell me that you saved money buy only buying 1 ticket for 2 people, and you STILL didn't donate to charity!?!?
SmoothFred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lamooookoo
Macandtea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the next level of putting people in the trunk going to a drive in
thingandstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My friend and I record us committing a crime."
ohgreatnowyouremad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? That's your take on this hilarity? Yeesh.
thingandstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...It's not that funny.
infamous-spaceman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah they better watch out or the movie cops are going to come knocking at their door asking for 10 dollars.
thingandstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:45 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You seem confused. Movie theaters don't have their own law enforcement agencies.
Warden04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rotate your phone
Billsplacenta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this should count as a reaction video
PM10dollarPSNcodepls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/x8QHkaU I was expecting something more like this
soomuchcoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the type of idea I would pitch to my buddies back in the day, and then we would start hashing out how we'd do it, and laughing our asses off, and then we'd smoke a joint and get pizza and play video games or something.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally not gay at all.
OnceMoreWithEmoticon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a great way to take a girl out on a date! Now to find a girl who wants to cling to my body for a while... hmmm...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I had that kind of time to do something so dumb.
Actually no, no I don't.
kbeats21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat people never donate
errol_timo_malcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were they successful in sneaking out????
DigitalSoulKoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol they have cameras in the elevators.
Donnadre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since the movie was The Avengers, I'll assume this is a karma whoring repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Posting a video of what pretty much is stealing has never led to people getting in shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So did you watch the movie like that?
johnsmithhasaids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a great aunt that was twice as fat as you two in your costume. That's because I live in America. She brought an entire bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken to Thanksgiving once because she said there wouldn't be enough food for her (her own personal bucket of KFC). We had a 16 course meal if not more - she had a little taste of everything. Guess what? She was hungry after dinner.
She also used to insult me because of my poor math skills.
PMmeYourNoodz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cinema staff don't give that much of a shit.
Silv999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak moviegoers stronger.
ElGenitalGrande ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
one man enters, two men leave
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now I wanna see , "My Friend and I attempted to ride the slingshot ride at the fair, dressed as one person"
mangletron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but why not just pay?
ohgreatnowyouremad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? It's fun. They're having fun. It's not about the money. I feel sad you don't recognize that, it's like some people die inside at some point and just can't relate to being a bored teenager ever again.
infamous-spaceman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because "My friend and I both got tickets to see Avengers" doesn't make a good video.
smartass1379 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dude, this made my day thanks!
endofautumn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lucky no one saw your front bottom.
TheMacMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In 9th grade, friend and I went to see Michael Colins. The ticket seller didn't care I was underage and told me "Just don't kill your sister after you see it." Then his manager walked up and he had to refuse selling my friend a ticket. Instead he had to buy one for Mighty Ducks 3. Michael Colins was far better than D3.
CeleriterNix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did no one notice the guy filming and find it.. weird?
DickWallace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably did it discretely with his camera phone. I've recorded while my phone was in my shirt pocket and no one could tell.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was really hoping that they'd get caught
Spodermayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is one beautiful lawn.
lewisisbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was very impressive! I did however expect two midgets in a trench coat though
TheBigBadDuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a long way to go to get in your friend's pants.
Theesando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was that guy in a Moby wrap? If so that's impressive, hard enough time getting my 5 week old in that thing.
amuricanbrit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless your username is misleading, I somehow just knew you would be a Coug.
whosthedoginthisscen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My lower back hurts watching this.
xxmindtrickxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This would make a great heist movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is incredible. Well done sir. And way to take advantage of our country's obesity crisis.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know the old saying: boy will be boys
bitemy_SMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next stop, Disney
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine one of the two gets a boner.
QuargRanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, for teaching me how to hide a body (:
_fancy_pancy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How long did your friend have to hang on?
Pelagic_Nudibranch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, Seattle has unintentionally been on the front page twice in a week and a half.
autowrecker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At the concession counter: "Large popcorn, a hotdog a large orange drink...Kuato, you want anything?"
TheDoctorBlind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never skip leg day!
ragingduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think they really just wanted to hug each other for a long long time.
deskpalm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I cringed when they were in the parking garage.
Can you imagine if someone came across that scene?
boogersrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have cosplayed Hulk when you did this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't donate to flood relief? I now have reason to believe this all was to save money, and not to be clever.
The_ill_Advisor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was laughing at the title alone.... but the video....... bravo, gentlemen. Bravo.
Aint_EZ_bein_AZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shout out to your friend wearing the Michael Pineda Mariners Shirtsey. Classic WA bros here
BoomBox206 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would of been even funnier if the ticket guy tried to charge him for 2 tickets like some airlines do with fat people.
bobthetechguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plot twist: sir due to your size you have to pay for 2 seats..
Jeff_Erton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's nothing like filming the commission of a crime!
TheNormalWoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was hilarious! I think a fake beard would have made it look more realistic and hidden the thinness of your face.
TheNormalWoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was hilarious! I think a fake beard would have made it look more realistic and hidden the thinness of your face.
BradJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, I'd rather just pay the $10 bucks or whatever than do all that work.
tylerthecreatorandsl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A couple of years ago my friends and I bought tickets to Star Trek and went to Hangover 3 instead but we almost got busted since the theater filled up and we didn't have our ticket stubs. Apparently the 4 guys sitting a row in front of us also snuck in and they got booted instead so all was well.
I wonder if they ran into a similar situation since The Avengers was also a big movie that likely would have filled up.
ProfessorDelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Would you like to donate to the flood relief?" - "Uh. No thank you."
jdsamford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Regal Theaters at Thornton Place in Northgate?
babooleeraba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
krztoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want to impress me? Get through airport security.
DaB0mbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly how cheap are you two...
SpaceFighterAce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was a lot easier in the times of drive-ins. Lots of fun strategies used back then to sneak extra people in.
dogbytes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be impressed if the camera were turned the right direction!
runecore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL that's at Northgate...i wish my son was still working there when this happened--great job guys!
Xacto01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can totally see him make a funny face followed by, "not right now"
ElBravo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2160p video, what a time to be alive. btw, that's a nice backyard you got there...
OMGILikeTurtlez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a lot of work to save roughly $10.
deradera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thornton Place represent!
witch_trial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aren't they on camera in the parking garage and in the elevator? Some poor security guy is so confused. Probably thinks there's a major heist afoot.
agingbythesecond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully no cameras in the elevator! I wouldve waited for the bathroom but congrats! Ill just continue to sneak in reasonably priced candy like everyone else!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All that trouble to skip out on the price of a ticket. Well considering the price of tickets i can't blame them much.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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whitestarbg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eww. That's disgusting.
jneedham1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping so much that he would let out a massive fart at some point with the guy still under his clothes!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's some muppet man level shit right there.
Stillnotathrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shameless plug for Marcus theaters. They're renovating all their theaters to power recliners with online assigned seating. $5 Tuesdays and you can pick your seat out. It's amazing.
This wouldn't work there because of the assigned seating.
OpenCap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What I used to do was have two people buy the tickets. Sit inside the theatre. Have one of us take two of the ripped tickets out, then meet up with that 3rd person and give them the ripped ticket. Go back, show the ticket stub person both of your "already" ripped tickets and go back in!
Works every time. You're welcome:)
hopopo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It used to work for US Open too ... now it is $700 for bleachers please :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kids this is what old school pirating looks like.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how did you deal with having having one seat to few. Had to sit in seperate palces or where there even enaugh seats?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Snek"
elpintogrande ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt the weight of that guy on my own body while watching them wait for the elevator to arrive
Parpal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahaha well, creative to say the least!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friend and I do that when we watch Netflix.
sardu1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried to sneak McDonalds into a theater once and this is how I looked. They caught me and made us eat outside.
aisikitesi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm surprised nobody noticed your skeleton legs carrying your Fat Bastard stomach
xAlias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dat dude's got some high level core strength there!
ILoveToEatLobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anything to get close to each other ;)
CAYCE_VII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know that theatre!
bongmd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet! You were at Northgate! You looked just like half the people leaving that FiveGuys anyway.....
SultanOfSwat12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You won
LettuceC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work at a movie theater. You put way to much effort into this.
Robert_Cannelin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A literal front-butt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
damn that sure says something about America right now
justsomeotherperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try it in a wheelchair next time!
Kfiiidisosl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need to up the ante. Try to sneak into one of those outrageously priced music festivals the kids all love.
ubermierski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its all fun and games until someone gets a boner
williambullock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a Thornton Place in Seattle. Definitely decided it was not worth the hassle on the off chance there was not an extra person under that shirt haha.
Unclehouse2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The workers at the theater probably didn't care either way. Real life is not like the movies where every single person is suspicious of the person trying to get away with shit. Even if they knew what was going on, it was probably a more clever trick and they let it slide and it just became one of those, "You'll never guess what these guys did" conversation
wizalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The savings can go toward the eventual knee and back surgeries.
Just_josh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was some nice chub and tuck
giveitago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So this is what the blue man group does on the weekends.
pwbue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/actlikeyoubelong
dragonspaceshuttle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should try this at the airport.
MusicShaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't even donate to the flood relief fund... smh
betterpc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant!
tripbin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are much easier ways to sneak in lol
Thelettersender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next do a plane!
SparkyPantsMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smart enough to mic it, but not smart enough to hold the phone sideways.
Still funny.
sakipooh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why watch this video when you can watch someone else watch it as they react? /s
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are Gods
baba108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Here is my easy trick that i have been using for years. Buy one ticket walk in the theatre and walk back out and say you need to use the bathroom or have to make a cellphone call and then tell them to remember me and you should say you left your ticket inside the movie theater as you are walking out. Hand the already bought ticket to a friend. He walks in and then you walk in because they "remember you already"(usually they cant remember every single person) -- win win. But your trick is more entertaining.
baltimoretom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Danerrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was that an elevator in a movie theatre ?
Branamp13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. The Northgate theater in Seattle has 4 floors.
calior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was in Seattle, wasn't it?
theundeadpixel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently they're very good friends
linusthepinus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! That beautiful garden!
Bet_You_Wont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Op if this is really you, two hips at a count of two! Hip-hip for a job well done and Hip-hip for going to Thornton!
pornseb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is so awesome. I wanna try it at an amusement park.
Skyzfallin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A+++++
LusciousBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP you left the tag on the sweatshirt. I hope you weren't one of those people who returns clothes after using them...
ialwaysforgetmename ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most I've laughed in a long time. I'm dying. Well done.
fiscal_rascal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The view count is at ~12,000 right now, and this has 6200 upvotes. A 50% view to upvote count has to be some kind of record.
BrelanAllin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading the title I tought they were going to dress to look exactly the same person : "Yeah you let me in a minute ago but I had to lock my car door and forgot my ticket." Would be funny to se if it worked.
okdERo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no
Sunfried ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spent the last half of the video thinking "geez, all these theaters look the same; this looks just like the one I go to." Nope, it's the one I go to.
Bsn8810500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I cant stop laughing, dont know how you kept a straight face.
ConchitaMylove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does he not soffucate under there
ArmoredFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will mail you 1 Regal Movie Ticket if you pm me an address.
Nat_Sec_blanket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just Vincent Adultman out for a stroll, ready to do adult stuff and business.
Elbucko33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buck?
Crepusculr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You guys are the best.
aggrosan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
only in america
warpcd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made my day
ShadowofShasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sure you don't want to donate to flood relief?
phonusQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is this at regal thornton place in Seattle?
spruzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only besties can go sack to sack and be okay with it.
ButtStuff2016com ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go Cougs!!!
samethecoyote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think of all the concerts we would be able to get in to!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol you're scamming a ticket and filming it...you could have at least donated to that charity!
instant_michael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is hands down the most riveting Mission Impossible movie Hollywood has ever made.
Dissember ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is so genuine it just HAS to be fake...right?
gh0stmach1ne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They earned that extra ticket
GymWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They should base a whole YouTube Channel around the idea of sneaking in on places as one. Maybe some day the will try the trick where 3 little people hide under a trenchcoat
Pickled_Squid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Professor Impossible and Fat Chance?
PolarDorsai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is commendable. All I did was use the automated ticket machine and purchase my tickets at a senior citizen discount. Got away with it about 20-30 times in my life.
regalrecaller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can. Movie theater workers don't give a fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of this for $12?
__snooch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haa! Gaaaaaay
MikeBrownsMama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now you know what few people do: the exact amount of money for which you will compromise your integrity.
Thanks for sharing that info.
Zapphiro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its all cool until someone gets a boner or starts farting
izuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make this a series. Go to different theatres and "unpack" in front of the security guard after he lets you through
XD
a_ferocious_coug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vincent Adultman?
mikefightmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd enjoy this so much more if it were a horizontal video...
Kudos regardless.
honestblackman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....and of course its regal thorton place in northgate...
shnicklefritz420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flood relief?........hmmmm Nope
jockeydds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was this at the Thorton theater in Northgate???
therealJayT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No donation to the flood relief huh? Alright then..
posseslayer17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously though
celsiuszero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is anyone else noticing the Disney-esque backyard that these kids have?
As funny as the video was, I'm sure they totally could have afforded the extra $9.70 or whatever.
Eferg10575 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I work in a movie theater. Regal, specifically. I'm usually up in box office and if I can speak on behalf of the regal employees, I would say we really just don't care. At my theater the managers are pretty cool and if they saw you pulling this hilarious prank they'd probably let you in anyways. Although I doubt anyone would question if someone is two people based on their weight. As an employee of regal cinemas, I say well done sir. Just be careful when you're getting undressed out of it because we get numerous amounts of people that say someone "looks like they have a bomb."
samhouse09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good old thornton place.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how the dog was trying to figure out wtf was on the go lol
headyfwends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, this is Thornton Creek cinema in Seattle. They have assigned seats for most showings, don't they?
IntentionalTexan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe this hasn't already been a plot point in a Mission Impossible or James Bond movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how did you breathe?!
agentpebble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been to that theater before. When I was a sophomore in college they wouldn't let me into an R rated movie because I only had my college ID on me, not a government issued one. I fully support hilariously scamming them.
d____ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hhaha, that's awesome. Unrelated, that's a beautiful backyard you have there!
Sleeper256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does that elevator take you to the movie or something? Why were you waiting for the elevator?
mislagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit is this at Northgate? Hahahaha
McPenizFilet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing gay about that at all.....not that there is anything wrong with that.
cryosnooze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like the movie theater at Northgate.. Was this in Seattle?
efvonzee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This will only be weird in countries other than the US.
SweatyElf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That looks exactly like me trying to smuggle candy into the movie theater.
icyhotman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is genius. It is totally worth the aggravation too because tickets are way too expensive!
karmasminion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god I was there! I remember seeing that guy walk past and thinking that's a fat dude, then looking closer and being like well his legs are skinny and there are weird bulges around his waist.......wait that's a dude under another dudes clothes. No one believed me when I told them not eve my then girl friend who saw him as well. But at last I have proof, and to make sure there's no argument you can actually see me in the video! Finally validation!
ratstu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What city/state is this? Beautiful backyard.
cake_eater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just needed the background spy music.
JasonJacksonPhoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is so fucking funny I don't even care that it's filmed vertically. Well done!
dumbfounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next time have the dude inside do the talking while the other guy moves his mouth to the words. Who cares if you get in, the purpose is comedy.
minimammal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what movie ticket prices have driven us to...
homeboy422 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In certain parts of the country you could do this forever. No one would blink an eye. Start with states like Indiana and Kentucky. Obesity is a family value there.
_96_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna convince a girl to do this for a first date.
a_Beltman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that Northgate?
Hulahouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$19.50 for tickets. I don't blame these guys
GuitarCFD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not that close with any of my friends.
JamesDReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't just attempt it.... you actually did it.
travel_takeover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Movie theaters are especially lax about this sort of thing, in my view. I'd love to see them try this with something a little more stringent, like a sporting event or an amusement park. Something short of a TSA line, but more intense than a theater.
UKDMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be even funnier to watch. Only problem is that as you raise the stakes, you also raise the risk of legal repercussions. Technically this IS stealing, after all.
ghroat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dog like wtf
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.
MFP3492 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made me cry of laughter. You guys fully committed. Respek.
son-of-sumer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck buddies aint fooling no one.
LoL_Remiix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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DarthClam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in 2012 I went with a bunch of friends to see The Avengers and the theater was almost full, with one less seat open than the size of the group we had. We bought all of the free tickets and decided that our two identical twin friends would become siamese twins; and we had them join arms under a single zipped up jacket so it looked like they had one torso. This was on 68th street in Manhattan and I still can't believe it worked.
dadoodadoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where area do you live in? That is such a beautiful backyard.
Sweetbobolovin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lot funnier than I thought it would be
meethmj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't laughed that hard in awhile
YesYep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Completely respect this, not really sure why it's at the top of reddit.
drweathercook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best ending to this would have been if there was a theater employee right outside the theater checking tickets.
lmaodude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm more impressed by that nice garden.
intromatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/frugal
Reapero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It won't be nice if someone showed this video to the people in charge of that cinema would it?
I would take it down to be safe
Reflectagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Briskly walking past the ticket taker without making eye contact will get you into 99% of movies for free.
BoogsterSU2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's learning this from cartoons. Well done!
Knotix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My back hurts just from watching that
kldietch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If only they could use their power for good.
x2lamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that theater is hella nice . and you have some serious strength lol nice guys .
Revived_Bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure it cost them more to buy all the necessary equipment than it would to actually buy that other ticket.
TimmysDad1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So like, dick to dick?
t_thor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet that somewhere out there a morbidly obese person with strange body proportions like that has been accused of trying to sneak somebody else in under their shirt and they're watching this like "WTF, seriously?!"
I_pooped_there_twice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like something my friend Bo would do
Pikachu-Rebecca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you do a disguise very well. So unexpected!
khatur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sad how people didn't even do a double take after looking at you. It seems that people of this size might be accepted as the norm. :/
Detta_Ven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUPP instead of FUPA?
ABSTRACTlegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Friendship goals!!!
tetayk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't expect portrait video at /r/movies
mrhighspeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you want all the poor little children to die in the flood.
Gonstachio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking what a cheap fuck this guy is by sneaking his friend in but not donating to the relief
fuckboystrikesagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thornton Place in Northgate, right?
FortFrolic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your back yard/garden is beautiful
well_shore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EXTREME MAAAAANNN
laughtercramps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We'd like one ticket for the Avengers please"
"We"
GabeNewellHalfLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next I need to see two kids stacked on top of each other under a trench coat, trying to get into an R rated movie
s3rn0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm don't think I fully understood this.. I mean of course you can BUY as few tickets as you please? Wouldn't the guy/girl who checks the tickets by the cinema door be the one to be "fooled"?
Branamp13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And they ended up getting past the door person. He was the one with the grey hair.
laitagire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is awesome!
firestarts2burn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thornton Place in Seattle, WA
bledian100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is really funny man :D that guy in future will be famous
gsav55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was sooo goood hahaha
CommanderStarkiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol me and my girlfriend could do this easy, I'm significantly larger than her, so it'd be hard to tell honestly.
B14ker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice chicken legs.
offthewall_77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you're broke as hell but trying to keep a positive and funny outlook on life.
havoc3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This has to be one of the more difficult ways to save $8
forgiveangel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How strong is your friend?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/onkZzEAi_2U?t=44
sharkaccident ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PROTIP: No matter how many people you go to the movies with, you only need to buy two tickets. Once the people who bought the tickets walk past the guy who tears the tickets you have one come out with both stubs that are ripped. Give one to new guy and if stopped you have proof of purchase... Did it all the time in college.
BerkaSherka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I recognize that theater. Is that the Regal at Northgate?
chaffey_boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try getting into a club using this proven method!
Ray-vision420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow
kNyne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one is commenting on how physically tiring that had to have been for the both of them..?
pwalkz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Northgate?
musclepunched ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. This is what the internet is all about. Bravo bravo bravo good sirs
therealgano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That theater is the Thornton Place Regal in Seattle! Wow first time I've ever recognized a spot in a random video. Confirmed by that fucking elevator that takes forever.
moby323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I worked in a movie theater and I can tell you- those people know, and they just don't care.
I thought it was hilarious the lengths people would go to to smuggle in food. This one family always brought their grandma in a wheelchair. On her lap under her little blanket they always would hide a pizza. I mean a like a whole XL pizza from the pizzeria next door. The distinct smell alone gave it away.
We all knew what they were doing, but we made minimum wage and just didn't care enough to be like some sort of pizza Bouncer.
Metalhed69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had the manager of a movie theater hassle me and make me throw away a full large drink I tried to walk in with. I wasn't hiding it, I had just bought it and didn't want to waste it. She decided to be a dick. What she did not count on was me being the bouncer at the door of the club she'd try to get into the next weekend.
SledgeHog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not being within 2 centimeters of my friends armpit is worth much more than $10.
ScienceGuy9489 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically a video showing a crime taking place
Badoit1778 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tell me more about the garden.
pumpcup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was going pretty well until some asshole decided it needed to be a vertical video halfway through.
geofflechef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping they'd go to get concessions.
Guy "I'll have a large popcorn please" Hidden guy "With extra butter"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scrubs had tall doctor, these guys have fat movie patron
PhreakOfTime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scrubs actually did something pretty close to this too.
*warning: shitty audio
Shad0wB0y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
awwww...
h4h44y4y4555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what Youtube was made for. Brilliant
goooder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey its me, you kid
Red6jacob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this at the regal cinema at northgate?
SHIT_DOWN_MY_PEEHOLE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a prank, bro
Rikon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one that gets the boner first loses
jawells630 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That got real romantic real quick
kylemc90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey that's northgate!
BandanaWearingBanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just wondering: How come this post has 7000 upvotes and the Youtube video has like 5000 views? I know that the Youtube numbers are always slightly incorrect but I thought it was like +/- 10% or something like that.
FunnOnABunn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it's so much easier just to sneak around to the side and open the door...
bigc503 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The tsa needs to become aware of this tactic immediately
General_Slutskoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thornton Place in Northgate huh? Will have to try that.
samtompk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know that theater! I live near there and go there all the time. Wish I had seen it!
pokefan01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha i would really love to try this
mcgrimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They knew something was up when he walked past the concession stand without buying anything.
Rockmonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know EXACTLY where that is. That is the Movie Theatre at Atlantic Station in Atlanta. There is a bar/restaurant reflected in the window behind them as they are getting tickets. It's also a theatre you can only enter by either going up an elevator or climbing some stairs. That would have been hilarious watching him climb them.
He also changed in the lower deck of the garage, which explains the concrete steps. It's a parking deck buried beneath the whole complex. Quite a feat of engineering.
edit I adderd a lettered.
Jiggahawaiianpunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American obesity is finally paying off!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He more I watched the more I realize that this is the movie theater that I go too.. In Seattle! ๐ณ
TinSodder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You dumb asses! How funny!!
tellmetheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that backyard is lush af
redshield3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is thin privilege
hazarada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and here's the tragic part: those 2 were still skinnier together than some people are by themselves
ApolloHemisphere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I recognize that theater! Hello fellow Northgate resident.
yarny14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Thornton place in northgate!! Right, op?!?!
Barleyboy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frontbutt.
StoicAthos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shoutout to Thorton Place!
oz_moses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STOP RESISTING!
bluebydoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The elevator wait looked like an awkward boner accompanied it.
jadethesockpet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for creativity. Downvote for theft. My morals are so confused!
falconbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/Frugal_Jerk
etnom22000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How to sneak 100pds of snacks into a movie theatre
InterloperKO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh good, they have an elevator
EgzozManifoldu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA Come on people. I mean after all this time? In 2016? We need to spread VVS awareness.
KaoticKyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the Regal Thorton Place Theater at Northgate isn't it? I go to that movie theater all the time, it's actually pretty easy to sneak in if there is a large group of people.
JJMcGee83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Oh it's Bo from the Underground. I've seen him do stand-up he's good.
railroadspike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I worked at a movie theater and we often got people with all kinds of handicaps and stuff so I would have done exactly the same thing.
StevesBitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are real pranks!
alex494 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Waaaait a minute.... are you three kids in a trenchcoat?"
".... No?"
"Okay then."
jayond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now try to get on a plane.
jontss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does this not allow me to do full screen portrait mode when other vertical videos do?
YouTube app on Android.
g7820 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever! I'm just glad to see something not react related.
En_lighten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This wins my favorite thing on reddit for the week award.
Miles_Prower1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is way to close for comfort. My penis touching his butt and me straddling him like that?
No thanks.
Toucani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome how you pulled that off... and it looked like there was a bonus flat-coat in there!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A little homoerotic for my taste.
Fallen_Through ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quaiiiiid, start the reactor!
ayfilm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't they just go to a matinee and cut the cost further in half I know I'm missing the point but cmon you crazy kids
MaximumWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting them to watch the movie like that.
Tarkoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha this is the same theater I go to. Neat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have an incredibly beautiful backyard. Absolutely beautiful.
zzpops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to see the reaction of the security guard watching this video feed..too bad we'll never see it because the Fine Brothers own that content already without it having been made yet.
Telltierkara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It took me so out of it when the ticket seller asked him if he wanted to donate to something, like, seriously?
dubbfoolio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you grotesquely obese people for making this feasible!
moms_be_trippin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bo's in the house!
WaitWhatting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
relevant WKYK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob47JX3KKAE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's one way to do it if one of you are skint...! Get inside me! :D
BibiArts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my gosh ! Sure in France it will works
vincentrm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go Cougs! I live right there... If only I could have been alerted I could have seen it in person.
AlwaysRumHam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dream backyard right there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*as normal amerifats
IAMtheliquorRand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Northgate theater in Seattle?
spgb- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonder what the security guys thought when they reviewed the elevator security camera footage.
FishDawgX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is just for fun because the small cost of a movie ticket isn't worth it. But I want to see it done at a $300 music festival or something similar.
BallsOfTomSelleck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Regal Thornton place in Northgate?
timndime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
didn't address the elevator cameras, they all have them
epzik8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU ARE ONE FAT FUCK
Sclube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the northgate mall movie theater?
hazmog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only in America...
tonyj101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you just ask ticket taker to use the bathroom?
flippertyflip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you see?
uhschwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, its Bo! I know him!
dont_read_my_user_id ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Desperate times need desperate measures. Bless America.
ps4pcxboneu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or you could have you know bought two tickets. Give both stubs to one person who can go out and give the stub to friend 3 who is waiting outside. Repeat as needed and there unlimited tickets for the price of 2.
Rambo1stBlood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
^ Also works at comic-con.
moeburn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://images.tvfanatic.com/iu/s--aYr72drF--/t_full/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_75/v1371156821/peter-hides-quagmire.png
stephen1547 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You look like that fat guy shooting the pistol really fast:
http://6h2.xyz/midget-walrus-blowjob-daddy-bear-ethnic-gxcz
NotSureIfTrolls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be funny if this caught on and people across the world started doing it, and fat people got randomly questioned and offended.
Mr_Skeleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm willing to bet you could sneak another person into a movie theater dressed as a pantomime horse.
cinemagfx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I work at a theatre and someone tried this. I told them good job and sold them one ticket.
devidentarch321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ticket seller was like "Should I actually give him 3 tickets instead"
thatsnotirrelephant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
holy elevator wait..
getoffmydangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$10 to whoever posts the elevator security cam footage... if it hasn't been posted already, I bet its pretty funny
langdatyagi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think all obese people are actually 2 people trying to sneak into places.
CopiousClatterfart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing Janice from accounting just don't give a fuck
DeepPew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't trust like that."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahahaha the fucking legs holy shit
RenegadeFarmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best comment - "It's all fun and games til someone gets a boner"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That guy has a lovely backyard.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A life lesson that the GPS app Waze taught me is that its worth going WAY out of your way to save just a tiny bit. Glad you guys agree.
WolfskinBoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dat core strength tho
cynicalbrownie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What I dont understand is,how would 2 people come up with this? "Hey, if you climb on to me, we could probably only pay for one movie ticket.."
Muldoon713 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thorton Place in Northgate. I'd recognize that theater anywhere! Was just there Friday.
the_y_of_the_tiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What makes this extra funny is that some Redditor who works at a theatre is now going to be suspicious of every jumbo dude who waddles in, and sooner or later someone's going to say "I know you have another person in there," and be wrong.
czer81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is great! I'm going to post a reaction video about this!
Rank2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahaha is this at Thornton Place Regal Cinema in Seattle? I recognized it from the entrance.
kierankd10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legendary.
wessago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how he hanged on you for so long ? did you measure the time ?
Viiggo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would hilarious if they charged him for two tickets for being too fat to fit in one seat. xD
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thornton Place Theater?
itsWildSquirtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When they were waiting at the elevator i was thinking....how awkward if one of them got a boner.
the_recluse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how much did all those fat people clothes cost tho
nakedmorganfreeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the most homoerotic videos I have ever seen and I loved every second of it
AshleyMegan00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want that backyard
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the funniest thing Ive seen in quite a while. Thanks boys.
mrashtail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go Cougs.
strong_grey_hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I was a theater owner, I'd be like.
Names_Easy_Pete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOW. My broh and I have been doing this for years. We've saved hundreds of dollars on movie tickets. Now that this guy's made a youtube video of the trick, no one's ever going to be able to do this again.
I suggest us Redditors get together and file a joint (heh) lawsuit against this dude for all the lost savings movie broers (movie goer bros) will miss. Someone from r/legaladvice wanna chime in on how possible this is?
Best Wishes, Whatever my username is.
Snakesatemyhomework ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha holy crap! Me and my brother have same names (same spelling), and that theatre is 10 mins from my house
hars123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wooow that was awesome. what would you do if the theater is full ? :/
Clockwrrk22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How the hell did your friend breathe ? If i put my head under a blanket i can barley last a minute.
Lazychestnutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything looks good until a third arm pops out to grab some popcorn
tpsmc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WoW Talk about thin privilege...
versuseachother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, now I am going to suspect that all obese people are hiding someone underneath their clothes!
GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harness........$54.00
Oversized maternity pants.........$29.00
XXXL T-shirt............$18.00
Parachute-Sized Windbreaker.........$42.00
Sneaking your friend into a movie to save $12.00 on an extra ticket........Priceless!
HelloMcflyOuttaTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is very obviously three kids stacked on top of each other under a trench coat.
itobruno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so jealous of your garden.
Burney1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is awesome. It is just that the guy selling you the tickets doesn't get paid enough to care. Probably the best part of his day.
ScroogeMcDuckII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can we just talk about how nice that back yard was. holy shit.
OriginalUneeK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mike Sears?
MisterJimJim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My back and legs hurt from watching that.
Pixel59802376423 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking KNEW it!
Tre-sowse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:58 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That could have been one funny Dutch oven!
fergbrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Regal Thornton Place cinema?
Joovie88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
test test test
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vertical video :(
CL60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold up. Why is there a wall of glass?
TurdSplicer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A physicist, biologist and a mathematician go down the stairs, they see 2 people entering the empty lift, but on the bottom floor they see 3 guys leaving!
Physicist:"There must be a mistake in measurement!"
Biologist:"They must have procreated!"
Mathematician:"If one person now enters the lift, it will be empty!"
R4wgs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
North seattle regal yo!
funkystew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY FRICK This is right by the Northgate Mall! I know this theater!
doesnt-get-it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
northgate mall in seattle?
619429 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you not know the meaning of attempted or did I miss something? wtf
salsak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the Northgate theater next to the mall?
Guitar46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is by far one of the greatest things I have seen on YouTube!
lebanes666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have done it this way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zONW46d50A0
painful_ejaculation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you work at the business factory.
sefeloths ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i cant believe it went as well as it did
The_sad_zebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's some great leg strength on both of their parts.
sb76117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DW: it worked without issue
mrsoppet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Australia the cinema industry has seen major cutbacks over the past decade. Most of the major cinemas you can just walk straight through. Event cinemas hire 16 year old kids who just work at the snack bar selling tickets, no one actually looks at your ticket anymore.
trippingbilly0304 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ticket guy was in on it.
oatmonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Thornton Place, nice!
PrisonerofWawa69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude you must have legs of steel.
the_random_asian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Extremely relevant
Weekend-At-Bernies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2 tickets, I mean 1 ticket to the movies please!
papadopolis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol thornton place theater, of all the videos I've seen there was bound to be one i recognize where it was at. nice job
CobiObi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, noticed the same. Funny it wasn't just me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those proportions lmao.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe next time you guys will make your own movie for others to watch
hydro91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was expecting you to pull up your shirt just to release the corpse of your friend
xraigekoux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did they sit in the theater? My local regal movie theater makes you choose on a screen which seat you would want to select. That way it makes switching movies harder especially in a packed venue when someone sits in someone else's seat.
milkeytoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend must be strong as hell to support your weight like that!
Trombosaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For your next performance, may I suggest the world's most giant doctor?
Robbieallanswan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not going to lie, I would have loved to see him try take the stairs.
rocier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, original shit! Aint this what the internet used to/should be?
Bman409 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Makes me fear what a suicide bomber could carry in
sayyywut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing. Well done friend.
lckauffm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have done this
Reggae4Triceratops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work at a theatre and I'll tell you right now, no one cares enough about the place to even bother questioning this lol
Calm_Your_Nips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I usually do the "pretend I'm on my phone talking to my pregnant wife" while passing the ticket collecting person. Works 90% of the time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who works at a movie theatre, I would most likely let them through regardless of how suspicious I was.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man.... you shouldve pranked your friend by watching the entire movie with him wrapped around you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:07 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol this is pretty funny
JonSnowBaratheon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. One first class ticket to Las Vegas please
emberkit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At the start of the video I thought the friend in the title was the dog and I got like 20 times more excited
wishiwascooltoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever someone tells me that torrents kill the movie industry I'm gonna send them this video.
KSenshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I swear I've had someone next to me on an airplane pull this before.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh that was exquisite. Other than the 4chan weird food names meme I haven't genuinely laughed at something on the Internet like this since 1997
sylvainsf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just imagine the emergency eject if the guy doing the carrying were to rip one loose.
Bejezus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that in at the Northgate theatre in Seattle?
DoubleHooray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yay, Seattle! By the way, were you getting looks from the ticket taker while you were waiting for the elevator? It takes forever and you are right in the ticket taker's field of vision the whole time.
Cribdeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The guy who bought the tickets has the most infectious laugh
Chase_P ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now try make a reaction video to this ;)
L_A_N_C_E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wait those aren't the fine bros!
GrandpawJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's hilarious that people that outrageously fat are so common that 2 people can easily pass as one.
mynameisjiev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, when you get to the ticket window, they might ask you to pay for 2 tickets anyway.
Edit: Just wanted to say "fupa-ass" and mean it literally.
ChewbaccaFart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He ordered 2 tickets
hachitachi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donate to the flood victims your heartless bastard!
black_brotha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol
Appiedash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my friends did something similar when the front desk at Star Cinema wouldn't let us in for not having an ID (we were waiting on my parents to be our adults to get in, but they were late). Two of my friends are short so we had one get on the others shoulders and then tied a jacket around so it covered the bottom bitch's face. When we tried to get in again, most of the people behind the desk started laughing, except for one lady who gave us a death glare. Luckily my actual parents walked in right then and we got inside and saw the Force Awakens.
std_killer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i think harmless fun like this is alright, unlike that stupid joke where they throw milk jugs on the floor, but theres always that one person that cant take a joke, and usually it is a lady of some sort
BattleBull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Used to work there and know the employees you see handling the tickets there, great guys, and yeah between just being polite, training, and seeing people (for real) like that they wouldn't call anyone out.
Looks like you are your friend are in Shoreline, hope you picked a good movie! Eat a couple of the large popcorns and you'll leave looking like you came in!
r2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your backyard is beautiful. Where do you live? Is that Oregon?
captainsmashbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This seems like a lot of extra work to avoid a ten buck movie...
chris-colour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or just torrent.
korrigk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly if I worked at the theater (Looks like the Northgate Thornton Place Regal in Seattle), Id just let you in.
Its just not worth the trouble to be confrontational about this.
Not like you are taking money out of the employees paychecks
daworstredditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The guy just doesn't get paid enough to give a shit. There was no "sneaking" here.
pizzapaulmiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if you could sneak 2 people in this way.
BreakfastsforDinners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stitches want to play!
putin_vladimir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:54 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great, now TS is going to be poking fat people to see of they are hiding ISIS in their belly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate that long elevator wait at the Northgate Theater. Ridiculously long.
kzkinthemorning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thortan place? I see you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahaha. This is the best thing I have ever seen!
OhSheGotMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:05 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol is this Regal Thorton Near Northgate Mall in Seattle WA!?
sloatjj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see the boarding an airplane version of this...
CommanderBly44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit Thornton Place! I live like 3 minutes from there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:29 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao
brainburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm telling the police.
ruckdiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was at Thornton place by Northgate, right?
i_am_socrates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better Trademark this soon before someone else does!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:34 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww. You did Orlando Bloo without me!
underbridge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the small amount of reward that gave them, there was a lot of work done.
Congratulations though.
gustaf182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Halloween one year, my and my friend dressed as conjoined twins and we were let in with one ticket. The people who work at theaters don't give two shits!
jbarrell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:23 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The guy is a beast to carry his friend like that. If I was the theater I would give them an extra ticket for will power alone
DJPaulyD_Baby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one wondering what they did when they got into the actual theatre?
Amel_P1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could just watch the whole thing.
soulantern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the first Men in Black movie when the farmer/cockroach alien tries to do everyday things.
http://i.imgur.com/mqZwXv3.gif
PCCP82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I giggled.
McLyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh fuck that i'd rather watch "DANNY REACTS to friend and i attempt to sneak into movie dressed as one" the fuck bros got me addicted to reaction videos! I think danny reaction videos are either:
1.) dead fucking serious and he's got some sort of mental illness
2.) some crazy art which is too serious for me to understand
chingiz1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Vincent Adultman goes to the movies"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or you can just do the much simpler 2 ticket method
Buy two tickets.
Go into theater with friend.
Have friend give you their ticket.
Come out and meet third friend.
Give him friend number 1's ticket
Show two tickets to usher.
Hand two tickets to friend 2
He can go out and grab another friend
Do this perpetually until all your friends are inside, the usher will only see the same face twice two times for each person.
PCCP82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried this to stub my friends down to better seats to a show, because 2 empty seats appeared next to us.
well, I was off doing my thing, and the ticket checker person asks to see my ticket.
I didn't have it, but my friend put a ticket in my left pocket as I was feeling around all my pockets.
I pull the ticket I printed at home out with a little smirk, knowing I had hoodwinked the system.
only it wasn't the ticket I printed at home. it was my friends envelop with the word 'tickets' on it.
it was at the end of the show, so I missed like one song, but we had quite a laugh over that later that night as I was sent to the penalty box ( the concession stand selling beer)
PacJeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god that's some fucking comedy gold right there, no body was suspicious of those skeleton legs caring that fat bastard XD
WATSKEBURT_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh holy fuck. I was wondering how I could do this at my local theater when I noticed this was done AT my local theater. Lmaooo
irisbd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The least you could do was donate to the flood relief.
Diabolik_killer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$19 for 2 tickets?! I would've sneaked in friends too. That's too expensive to go see a movie
R0N_SWANS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:36 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's $13 a piece over here in PA, huzzah
rayden202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:02 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Average ticket price in Toronto is like $12 without tax so for two it would be just over $27 I think
gt35r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would have sucked if they went through all that and there was an usher checking tickets at the front of the actual theater entrance like they do for certain movies.
Shenaniganz08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for the laugh OP !
Kiyoko504 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember I posted a question about if this was even possible, of course my question involved a long trench coat, but hey this works just as fine. LoL
AnonymousAutonomous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:11 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The movie people probably all knew and were like "fuck it, those guys earned it"
BigBoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad faggots.
gregrabble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never been so proud to rep the Scots
florablackseed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the perfect crime
MadGo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:56 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want to donate to charity....ehm... NO...we are trying to sneak another guy with just one ticket
scinaty2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how they had several takes consistently recorded in 9:16 screen format.
killallthecats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was so stupid and yet so compelling. Kudos.
Onlyhereforthelaughs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We'd like one ticket."
That was the best part. XD
WhiskeyTangoFoxiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww..... I'm tellllling mommmmmmmmyyyyyyy.
thesk8rguitarist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slowest. Elevator. Ever.
ScurvyTurtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't skip leg day
Xplosionation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayyy Reppin 206. Regal Thornton FTW!!!
r2cahoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love it! Gold, Jerry. Gold!
domreveur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's more entertaining than most of the movies out so u deserve a free ticket lol
orgazm_donor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:04 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was definitely expecting them to get caught at the end after all that work they put into it.
mrcowmr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now do a sequel where both of them get in the shirt!
pasaroanth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank god I can watch this top notch vertical video in 4K
Skeptic1302 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see the security tape where two people go into the elevator and three come out.
also Cure VVS
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit what kind of movie theatre was that? Looked like a bank... Or something very high end.
mortal_rombat17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dog looked like it was jacking off at the beginning.
IcySparks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If one farts who says excuse me?
deltronicz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:32 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn your yard is beautiful.
dabosweeney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i can already tell from the thumbnail that i am gonna love this
lilywalker10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should use money from the lost ticket to donate for flood relief
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NiceJob
Blarbloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:45 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You and your friend are dumb.
stephen_maturin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LMFAO thanks
jackal99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:17 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
looks like a lot of work to save 10 bucks
wafflemanfuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thornton Place Theater in Seattle?
whitefang27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea most places don't mind, but I guess she was worried a large group of teenagers would start bothering the other guests (which were 2 construction guys).
billyt99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:02 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know that theater Thornton Creek! (North Seattle) Your flim flam game is strong boys. *taps nose
edit: several people pointed this out already. was just honored to see my local theater on the front page :D
Hiant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:47 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like a bad episode of Our Gang
Joal0503 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, (Gasp), Bovine Lummox! Uhh. (Gasp), Oh God!"
Foxaperture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:05 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay that's actually amazing, GG OP
awesomea122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:13 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thorton Creek Theater Seattle?
Katpolice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:54 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nothing out of the ordinary"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:58 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have a really beautiful garden.
driskerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:52 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance OP's dog is a flat coated retriever?
๐๏ธ butchtcoug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:29 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She is :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:26 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Northgate Mall Thorton Place?
umadbr00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:14 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Movie tickets aren't that expensive..
intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:01 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was so nervous even when I saw the title. I was so worried about them getting caught - videos about some kind of social trick/scam/mindfuck thing always make me super anxious watching to see if they get caught.
Then I saw the friend for moral support, and I was super relieved. Weird.
whozurdaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:00 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow filming a theft. Brave.
FILE_ID_DIZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:53 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey fatty, I've got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:54 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have wore the glasses with a big nose and a mustache
antidamage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:41 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think that girl with two heads has to buy two tickets?
banda92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:07 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had an unfair advantage of doing this in America
phrost1982 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:34 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this really gay or are they really good friends?
ImBetterAtLifeThanU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:28 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excellent work! And Go Cougs! And you're also at the movie theater we always go to!
cowpow14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:57 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know the guy who sold those tickets, the theater is right by my house
Bossmang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:10 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance that theater is near myrtle beach?
patrickbrown3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:13 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its in Northgate. Just outside Seattle,WA
R1KM4N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:29 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great, now every obese person I see I am going to automatically assume they are snuggling a friend somewhere.
TheBasementGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:58 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. This is genius... it would have been really funny if they made you buy 2 tickets due to your size.
scotscott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:46 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I wouldn't hesitate climbing into his pants either.
The-ogre-lord-69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:17 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dam that's awesome
benuntu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:34 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The bonds of friendship are incredibly strong with these two. Disturbingly strong.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:25 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/AoPoZq6 just guna leave this here...
helmet098 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:10 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean attempt? You succeeded
commodorecrush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:05 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Northgate!
KrAEGNET ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:42 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cheaper to buy a ticket vs all that extra sized clothing?
propsareawesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:02 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next time, do two kids on each leg. Imagine 4 persons 1 ticket!
Keyann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:36 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some poor unsuspecting fat dude will get harassed because of this lol
Panamajack1001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:17 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that Stamford ct???
artosispylon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:49 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what i learned from this is that the southpark episode where the cashier kept asking for donation is actually something people do in murica
Szos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:59 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed way too hard watching that.
kingofsuburbia12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:58 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha!
reverie_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:21 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that's a pretty backyard!
Mad_Steez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:16 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine accusing someone for this and actually finding out this person has a huge tumor or something and being horrified working with people again for the rest of your life.
Aerospacio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:18 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gay
Slowmexicano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:36 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're are going to go threw the trouble at least try to get into Disney world, not a $10 matinee.
Macbettz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:55 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this gay sex joke
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:35 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
go vols
ttboi3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:26 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if you called a guy out saying there's 2 dudes in there but there actually wasn't? That's what the ticket seller was thinking bahaha
GlassCaraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:27 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a really nice back yard.
eastonsk8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:10 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a nice backyard.
Kambhela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:22 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't they have employees on the theater door checking the tickets of people entering the specific movie?
KRA2008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:06 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think technically only one of them is sneaking in.
dejacoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:49 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have the most beautiful and magical god damn garden ever.
gucciswahgg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:16 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITH SOME EDITING THIS VIDEO WOULD HAVE BE AMAING
echamplin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:54 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny!
MrBoomington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:28 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this in Northgate?
hippoCAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:34 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie theater has an elevator in it
chinpokomon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:58 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thornton Place?
B5coat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:15 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
El chapos new escape plan.
nvmsocool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:35 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh my god Matt you made it to the front page!
redsoxsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:55 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be an awkward time to get a boner
motorolaradio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:19 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dick 2 dick
QwertyLime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:48 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't mind me. I just have four feet.
prodromic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:24 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should of waited until you got into the theater and started detaching as a silhouette in front of everybody.
Xecutor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:15 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember when in doubt just say, "I'm disabled"
ladle_of_ages ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:38 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a human triumph for the ages.
silentmikhail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:17 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello I"m Shaquille O'neal"- Homer Simpson
mrpayne99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:58 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, Matt <3 Devon
vVvMaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:09 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was amazing.
blenderss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:25 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will you marry me?
Pickled_Pankake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:30 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like Thornton place on Seattle.
sheeeeeez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:52 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they need to try this at disneyland so we can see if it really works with people that are more strict about these kind of things
excelsumprospectu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:57 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very creative work
Bearded_ass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:38 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He could have at agreed to donate money....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:56 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I, too, saw The Man In The Iron Mask (1998).
PM_me_your_dirtyface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:51 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its guy love between two guys!!!
YoungestOldGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:55 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More Irish Setter please.
AndrewToland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:24 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go to the airport like that. I want to see the look on the TSA agents face when they go through the body scanner.
theusman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:33 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me turn this into something with race and say if that I would have never gotten away with something like that because I'm not...clever.
explosivecupcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:58 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorta off topic, but do conjoined twins get charged for one ticket or two?
TheChickenFlu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:16 on February 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its only gay if your dicks touched
Ranek520 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:58 on February 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, Northgate. I don't think I've ever recognized a non-landmark place in a random video before...
pandafat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:07 on February 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I recognize this theater, is this in Washington State?
andtherex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:14 on February 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howdy the sword war go?
danyukhin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:38 on February 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my palms are sweatier than ever from stress watching this unfold
Idlys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:38 on February 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did not expect my local movie theater to be in this.
Seattle is the best
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:05 on April 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump cares. I know so.
nachotestes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:34:38 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a neat excuse ... So you and your friend could rub dicks and grind against each other and take in each others scent. Seems kinda gay for one free ticket.
NotVerySmarts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:33 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They also got a YouTube video and some karma for rubbing dicks together.
afterthefire1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha!
TheZooUnKeeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well done!
CantHugEveryCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One man enters - two men leave?
gakera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's brilliant. Did it work fully, like you 3 watched the whole movie? You say attempted, but then it looks like you made it all the way.
Immadawalrus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:25 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i think they just made that the title of the video to avoid spoiling the ending
Afrothunderzx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant and a nice change of pace from The React kerfuffle
4THOT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:16 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah the classic chub'n tuck
HesThePianoMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAIT A MINUTE
ENHANCE.
That UW Medical sign.
Though I recognized that as the northgate location. /r/Seattle
treilly94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would think you'd get in more shit for bringing hidden cameras into a cinema than an extra person
noogert206 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Regal Thorton Place in Seattle?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:44 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Northgate in Seattle huh? Nice.
zoketime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes they totally did it because they wanted to sneak into the theatres and not because they wanted to cuddle each other
SeattleGreySky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know that theater! That's Northgate, that's my theater..
ricdesi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:42 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All to save less than 10 bucks.
Well done, gentlemen. Very well done.
Krotchkoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neat...
Linvail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is no one going to adress how the dog is CLEARLY masturbating at 0:47?
Pooch enjoys the man-on-man action way too much.
iamphillip123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this in Seattle? I feel like I know that theatre
MyriadMuse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:15 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/cringe
ohgreatnowyouremad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
#Kony2012
Fix_My_Grammar_Plz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You posted a video of yourself committing a crime.
DubSTEPbySTEP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:35 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bojack Horseman, anyone? EDIT - AH, never mind - I imagined two, short, people on each others shoulders in a trench coat.
unidan_was_right ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:24 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only in america...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This only works in the US where no one bats an eye at that level of obesity
WengFu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So much easier than buying a second ticket.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
So these people filmed themselves breaking the law? Good luck with that when it goes viral and popo track you down /s
eastbayweird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
riiight...
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:20:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I have to put an /s on every comment I make?...ok lets edit this shit.
patdatruth ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:39:55 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what a dick for not donating to flood relief tho
WallyHogan ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:18 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These assholes should go to jail
banzaizach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its just a prank bro!
Sprankster2992 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:27 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry but I have to make a copyright clam against you. I have already trademarked the sneaking someone into a movie theater by looking like a fat person.
Justinw303 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're making a video like this in hopes that a lot of people see it, at least donate to the flood relief fund.
dattwenty_dotcom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:28:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with your friend, I can't believe that actually worked.
gagnonca ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:38:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just glad this isn't another dumbass reaction video.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:42:30 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
lye_milkshake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:39 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's theft yes but it's practically a victimless crime in this case.
unal991 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:13:53 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This bitch cant record a damn video
Mattg082 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:22:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I worked at a theater. Most are kids or 20 something students that don't give a shit getting paid minum wage and 18-22 hrs a week if that. If you go through this much trouble most would just smirk and let it fly. Only time anyone attempted to care is if the gm is on duty or at the ticket check. But really it was mostly 16 year olds and neck beards who just worked at the theater for the free movies and pocket change of a whopping 70-180 a pay check every 2 weeks. Some were full time and they made a whopping 350 every 2 weeks.
Bystronicman08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How are you full time and only make $350 every two weeks. On a 40 hour week, that's only $4.68 an hour.
Mattg082 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:50 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well after taxes and full time turned into 34 hours or less at a lot of places. Not anymore I make 750 every 2 weeks and another job. I worked at one about 6 years ago...AMC
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:31:06 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So fucking stupid
Fashionlover1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:47:01 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They deserve an award for that lollll
beazy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:58:20 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we'd like 2 tickets to the avengers. rolling......
JayAre31 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:58:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Attempted my ass...more like did that shit!
DenverNick ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:29:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shame, sneak a friend into the movies and can't even donate $1 for flood relief.
yankeehoo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:38:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spent $50 on oversize clothes to save $12 on a movie ticket. Totally worth it. /s
BowlOfDix ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:52:10 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fine Bros invented this
geocitiesuser ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:58:49 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no homo, amirite?
HansumJack ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:03:28 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All to save 10-15 dollars
Bystronicman08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they did it to see if they would get away with it and not to save $9.75
metkja ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:09:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great video, should have been about 1/4 as long
Was_going_2_say_that ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:01:38 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
even the dog was like "this is kind of gay"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:31:06 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just say that you were asking for tickets to "The Avengers"? Unless this was filmed a while ago, HOW!?
mfdj2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:27:54 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/dualpeoplehate
pssdrnk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:35:36 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VERTICAL VIDEOS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:56:16 on February 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only a country as fat as America could this work. "Oh yup just another morbidly obese person"
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While is is mildly humoring, it's stealing. Now the movie industry has even more reasons to hike the prices up.
Thanks assholes.
std_killer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:31 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shut the fuck up and go torrent something you fucking hypocrite. not like you havent downloaded anything for free
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:30:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, we got a bad ass over here.
I haven't downloaded music since the shutting down of napster. I never have downloaded movies. Prior to that court case, sharing over the internet was not considered piracy nor was it illegal, so eat a dick mother fucker.
I took the stance akin to your idiot generation and that is if they are going to force a price on me, I chose to buy shit second hand at pawn shops if I want to own a music disc or movie I feel is egregiously priced.
I will simply boycott and let them fail. They haven't failed because you faggots keep torrenting and they raise the price in conjecture to those downloads and for making up for lost revenue.
Bottom line is, this is illegal as to what they are doing, they filmed it and put it on the internet, it's fucking stupid and the applauds from the backroom of the internet let's me realize how fucking retarded our country and the world has become. Stealing is okay, unless it directly from you right?
Deja_woot ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:48 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They probably could have just bought the two tickets only using two people. Then have the other guy jump in his pants just to get past the collector. That way you save a whole lot of energy and awkward hugtime
kustomkure ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:14 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you guys pay for the second ticket afterwards?
drkpie ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow man ur really hurting Hollywood here by doing this. You're taking money from them, u thief. Ur worse than pirates.
derangedcountry ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:22 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing as you were sneaking someone in, you could have at least donated a dollar. Remember, Reddit Karma is not the only Karma you have to worry about.
Avatarstormcrow ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:51 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was so interested/amused by this that I was a solid 10 minutes into reading comments before I realized this video is actually evidence of a crime.
Greyingearly ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:50 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn wouldn't even donate to the flood relief.
MarinaA19 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
funny but isn't this illegal
Reginald_Birch ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:36 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did the belly/friend watch the movie? Did he sit on the ground?
Jacob_Blackford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:09 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you watch the whole thing?
brisingfreyja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:37 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They both went through the theater until the elevator, where they separated. Then they just looked like two normal people.
Reginald_Birch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:21 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get that, but there isn't +1 seat in the theater for bellypeople, thats why i asked.
brisingfreyja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:34 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe yours work differently or something. I guess other countries have assigned seats and so it would become apparent that there was an extra person. However there are no assigned seats you have to sit in around my area. You can sit anywhere and I've never been in a completely full theater (meaning there are at least 4 empty seats per row or more).
If that isn't the problem you're thinking of, then I don't get it.
Bystronicman08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:00 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch the video.
jojojoewijrewijrow ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:46 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
men = so stupid and dishonest that they pull this shit.
std_killer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
their not breaking into fucking fort knox to steal gold, its just a movie theatre and matinee tickets are only like 6$. youve probably stolen fucking more than that through torrents, so get off your fucking high horse
bloosox ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:13 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
way to put this on youtube. with your faces visible.
hell___toupee ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:56:21 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope they get arrested.
shitlord_traplord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:08 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For what reason? It's a harmless joke that didn't affect anyone
hell___toupee ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's stealing and it affected the theater's revenue.
weedhippy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:26 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not if they went on two for Tuesday :)
shitlord_traplord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:25 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes bc a $10 ticket going straight to Hollywood affects a theater that much. Theaters only get a small percentage of ticket sales, their main source of revenue is through their concession stands
hell___toupee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:33:09 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's still illegal
Baby_venomm ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 20:17:12 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is fake. I know it's fake, because it's $19.50 for two movie tickets.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:03 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless they were going to a matinee...
Baby_venomm ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tickets are $15 or else it's fake!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:59 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, no.
Baby_venomm ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:57 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
come over
chris10023 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:24 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw The Force Awakens on an imax screen for $5
Baby_venomm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:20 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ it was a joke
chris10023 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:04 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My bad.
Baby_venomm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:58 on February 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still love u
boywithumbrella ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is in good humour and I'm definitely glad it's not another "it's just a prank, bro!" video, but I'd like you to consider this one thought:
If you actually watched the movie, this is fraud. I don't mean legal technicalities, just the fact that you knowingly broke the rules for no other reason than "because I can". The difference between a social experiment and fraud is if you actually buy 3 tickets for 3 persons.
You could still only present 2 tickets at the entrance and see your social experiment carried out, without actually breaking the rules.
MildlySuspicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:43 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get off the internet dad
boywithumbrella ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:40 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you disagree with my opinion or just want to make a low-effort joke?
MildlySuspicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:52 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Both.
boywithumbrella ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:19 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you too then :)
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:52:41 on February 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tagged as "holier-than-thou".