From his wiki:
"After an initial autopsy on Mays's body on June 29, Vernard Adams, the Hillsborough County, Florida medical examiner, stated that Mays suffered from hypertensive heart disease and that heart disease was the likely cause of his death. According to a toxicology report released August 7, 2009, heart disease was the "primary cause of death" and cocaine was listed as a "contributory cause of death""
You know, that advert makes it sound like that makes no sense. What they don't mention is that that guy would be doing coke anyway, so the logic actually makes 100% perfect sense.
Hafell · 1 points · Posted at 09:18:12 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I actually posted this in the hopes that someone would catch the reference and I'd make a new friend or something.
You unlock this door with the key for 3 payments of $19.99. Beyond it is another dimension—a dimension of loud sound, a dimension of burst headphones, a dimension of lost minds. You're moving into a land of both Shamwow and Oxyclean, of but waits and mores. You've just crossed over into the Billy Mays Zone
Sethisto · 161 points · Posted at 21:34:15 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
That slider one was beating everything else for me for some reason
FriendlyKibblez · 22 points · Posted at 22:50:39 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
Same. Witchcraft, I say.
DeBlackKnight · 2 points · Posted at 04:04:01 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Shit, I thought I was gonna get all the karma for this one. Took me a minute to match the voice with the clip though (bottom right corner)
gladwinorino · 3 points · Posted at 15:53:09 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
If you listen closely it sounds like Billy Mays is there for city slaughter
Edit: complete city slaughter
jeffhext · 366 points · Posted at 18:50:16 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
This is what I hear in my head while I'm trying to go to sleep.
DonRobeo · 96 points · Posted at 23:09:19 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
With just a little cocaine you too can be like BILLY MAYS.
Numb3r_6 · 8 points · Posted at 01:29:05 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
That guy did cocainne? I don't believe you.
beekermc · 27 points · Posted at 02:59:14 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
From his wiki: "After an initial autopsy on Mays's body on June 29, Vernard Adams, the Hillsborough County, Florida medical examiner, stated that Mays suffered from hypertensive heart disease and that heart disease was the likely cause of his death. According to a toxicology report released August 7, 2009, heart disease was the "primary cause of death" and cocaine was listed as a "contributory cause of death""
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays
Ballersock · 16 points · Posted at 03:43:30 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Billy Mays liked to get turnt
beekermc · 28 points · Posted at 03:53:37 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)*
They cut that part out of all the commercials:
"SNNNNNIIIIFFFFFFFFF.......BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!"
pranavrules · 2 points · Posted at 16:30:42 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
That made my morning.
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 11:57:21 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
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arcangeltx · 11 points · Posted at 15:19:53 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
that residue ? Oxiclean
theorymeltfool · 3 points · Posted at 19:19:53 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Exactly, some other drugs have metabolites that can create false-positives for cocaine:
http://buddymd.com/do-legally-prescribed-drugs-have-benzoylecgonine-as-metabolite
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/tested-positive-cocaine-never-touched-stuff
GoldenGonzo · 3 points · Posted at 04:42:17 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I think /u/Numb3r_6 forgot their "/s" tag.
nooneimportan7 · 4 points · Posted at 03:25:30 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
He also released countless mixtapes
Hafell · 5 points · Posted at 04:11:58 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Oh definitely! So he could work longer, so he could earn more, so he could do more coke!
EmperorXenu · 3 points · Posted at 04:41:22 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
You know, that advert makes it sound like that makes no sense. What they don't mention is that that guy would be doing coke anyway, so the logic actually makes 100% perfect sense.
Hafell · 1 points · Posted at 09:18:12 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I actually posted this in the hopes that someone would catch the reference and I'd make a new friend or something.
Numb3r_6 · 2 points · Posted at 15:14:29 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
You did, man. You did.
Hafell · 1 points · Posted at 23:59:17 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Went through your comment feed and gave you some karma. I don't know how else to say thank you.
Numb3r_6 · 1 points · Posted at 00:58:06 on December 3, 2015 · (Permalink)
Well Ty! That will make up for all the people that have done the opposite :P
Heatios · 1 points · Posted at 01:47:22 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Dead.
leshawk · 10 points · Posted at 21:21:07 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
Me too some nights.
jel1995 · 8 points · Posted at 21:19:52 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
I thought I was the only one. Thank you!
fuzzypeter · 3 points · Posted at 00:30:47 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Try brain.fm my man
superfatfish · 1 points · Posted at 18:25:00 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
thank. you. zzz
tobyfersher · 2 points · Posted at 21:44:17 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
Same
spades09 · 2 points · Posted at 02:25:50 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Same
doctorlogical · 1 points · Posted at 01:44:09 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
There's been a few nights where I know exactly what you're talking about.
URRongIMRite · 1 points · Posted at 04:53:56 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Sounds like you need some simple noise.
TheAngryBrian · 154 points · Posted at 02:18:18 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
N̝̫̭̥̠̹̩̒̽̃͑͞͠ͅO̞̞̱ͮ͞ ̞̬̥̗̞̒̈́̏̎ͤͣ͠M̧͔͙ͨ̒ͅO͎̺̬͉ͪ̉̒̾̒͘R͆ͧ̒͆̑̂ͨ̚͏̴̜̫̩̯̮ͅE̡ͩ̈́ͪͧ̑̔̅҉̥̣̣̤̮̯̮̫ ̱͕̮͍ͪ̽̆͞͞S̱̽̃̓͐̏ͫ͛͋͢͠Q̞̣̲̻ͨͦ̔͢͡Ư̙̞͇͉̻̹̿͆͂ͨ̑ͮ̚I̵̡͈͖͎̖͍̗͙̣͓͊̚Ș̠̼͚͓̺̩̘̓ͥ̆̑ͫͯͫ̄Ḧ̜̘̟̝͇̲̯̰͌͢͢ͅĨ̗̯͈ͦ̉͘͟ͅN̵̶̺͕̰̺̣̜͐̾ͥ͊'̛̋͊̍͌ͦ͒͆̋͝҉̞̥̳̳ͅ ̙̬̪ͩ̾͗A̴̴̪̻̫̯̺͐ͦ̂̓ͮ̌ͅN̝̭͚͙͔̦̍̐̊̂̈́̾̀Ḏ̫̩̦̅̍̆ͨͮ̾̽̀ͯ ̢̣͇̮̰̏͆̐̂̏ͨͪ͝S̵̨̛̖̼̻͖͙͖̬̍̌Q̫͎̲ͩ̏͑̐̌̃͊̽Ȕ̪͔ͥ͋ͫͭ͡Ạ͉̲̠̘̏̀͛̊ͦ̉̇̀̚͞Sͥͩ̈́͐̓̓ͯ̀̑҉҉̬̥̹̤̘̱̰͇H̗̳̞̬ͩ̈́Į̸̖̫̳̮̊͗̓̀̂̎ͬN͙̪̥͈̯̓̇̐͝'̖̬̼͓͐̀͡͝
[deleted] · 15 points · Posted at 03:47:00 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
What is this
DeBlackKnight · 30 points · Posted at 04:05:15 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Under appreciated. You can pick the burger commercial voice out from all of the rest of them. That's one of the first lines.
TheAngryBrian · 10 points · Posted at 04:32:26 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
For some reason I just heard the big city sliders commercial FAR more clearly than any of the others.
RumRunner90 · 2 points · Posted at 04:13:10 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I don't know and it's upsetting me.
bgog · 6 points · Posted at 11:53:39 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
RumRunner90
as͟͝͡ ̷y͡o̸̶̡ų̢ r̹̜͍̥̗͢e̙̟͈͕͎͉̫a̭̥͎̝̯̜̣͜d̢̮̘̯̦ͅͅ ̝̯̻͕̥̲̣t̴̞h̭͇͚̻̫̖̼i̴̺̦s̺̗͍ ỳ̢̤̰͖̮̱͚͈̻͘̕ǫ̷̛̯͚͙̻̹͖͔̠ų͖̭̤̣̪̖̲͘͜͢r҉̷̥̝̟̩͘͠ ̰̤̝̙̦͔̕͝m̶̴̙͉̳̟̞̺͔̝̫̯̲͙̬̲̘̩͟i̗̞̪͔̗͇̯̻͚̻͕͔͈̳̩̲͔̕͞ͅn̮̝̜̣̟̺̯͈̗͓͓͔̭̙͍̝͈͈͘d̥̜̙̯̫͓̠̳̙͜͠ b̶̸̢͑̔̽͐͛͂͜ę̷̶̵ͬ̎̓ͯ̓̽̌̿̒ͨ̓ͩ́c̡̒̄͊ͧ̆̋ͫ̇́̏̃̾̈͛ͥͦ̑ͧ́͢͡ȯ̷ͪ͂͑̾ͫ̈́́̌͢m̴̿̂̓͋͗ͬ̌ͧͤ̚̚͘͜ę̵̧ͫ̽ͪ̊ͤͣ̎̃͟s̵̴͐ͤ̓͋̎ͯ͠ ̢̛̓̈́ͬ̄̉ͧ̌m̶̵͗͂̆̍î̴̡̢̌͑̎͑͗͒ͪ̂̔̈̓ͩͯ̇̅͑̐̓n̵̡̛̓̉̒̂̂̑͡ȩͯ̏̄ͩ͞͏.̧̡ͯ̒ͨ̔̍ͪͪ̍̌̈́͂̆ͤ̚͜
.
.
n͗̓͑ͮ̑oͦ̃ͧwͣ̂ ̎̓sͬ̄̃̏̏͑̀̾l̄ͨ̅ͧ̀̉̅ͥe͂ͤ̒͂̇̈͌eͧ̽pͦ̊ͤͤ̽̎͐̄͌
strumpster · 2 points · Posted at 07:07:07 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
It's called "Zalgo text"
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/zalgo
filiped · 236 points · Posted at 17:54:10 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
HELP
HotBrass · 147 points · Posted at 00:50:06 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Why have I done this
[deleted] · 55 points · Posted at 00:57:07 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
This is art.
nakattack · 16 points · Posted at 05:18:36 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
HI! BILLY BEES HERE WITH THE BZZZ BZZZ
[deleted] · 26 points · Posted at 00:58:19 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
It sounds like bees!
audioverb · 13 points · Posted at 01:22:23 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Bees?!
Paralititan · 9 points · Posted at 02:54:33 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
BEES!
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 03:25:52 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
NOT THE BEES!
MetaHybrid · 1 points · Posted at 01:01:04 on December 3, 2015 · (Permalink)
HUBBLA LUBBA MY EYES! MY EYYYYES!
kewl_beans · 3 points · Posted at 04:34:46 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Beads!!
hartyFL · 3 points · Posted at 04:52:36 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
It sounds like this
Deadboss · 15 points · Posted at 03:43:17 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Reminds me of this.
WiiMachinE · 5 points · Posted at 22:51:39 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Every video with a feedback loop like that just reminds me when I first watched this.
OsamaBinLadenDoes · 2 points · Posted at 13:39:49 on December 4, 2015 · (Permalink)
The scream gets me every time
Kruse · 2 points · Posted at 01:34:54 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Listen to this right before you go to bed.
shmeebz · 2 points · Posted at 02:59:49 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I... I see demons
PhysicsIsMyMistress · 1 points · Posted at 03:39:32 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
You unlock this door with the key for 3 payments of $19.99. Beyond it is another dimension—a dimension of loud sound, a dimension of burst headphones, a dimension of lost minds. You're moving into a land of both Shamwow and Oxyclean, of but waits and mores. You've just crossed over into the Billy Mays Zone
EmperorXenu · 2 points · Posted at 04:35:58 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Hey! Shamwow was Headset Vince, not Billy Mays! You're gonna love his nuts!
Aitrus233 · 1 points · Posted at 11:41:10 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
bingaling4 · 1 points · Posted at 04:34:03 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Isn't this essentially playing the original video louder?
jbg89 · 1 points · Posted at 04:44:05 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I can't believe you've done this!
Skrotum · 1 points · Posted at 17:56:54 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
This is the hardest I have laughed in a long time
WutsUp · 2 points · Posted at 00:44:57 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
To me what stands out makes it sounds like: "HI, Billy Mays here for Mixing Water Machine"
[deleted] · 141 points · Posted at 00:37:50 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR BIG TITTY SLOT MACHINE
klondikethedestroyer · 8 points · Posted at 03:42:31 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I heard it too!
DonGeronimo · 5 points · Posted at 03:58:48 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
it's there
Osiris32 · 8 points · Posted at 04:51:36 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Can confirm, listened to it about 10 times, giggling like the immature manchild I am.
GameBoy09 · 6 points · Posted at 11:19:04 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I think it is a mix of "Big City Slider" and "Oxyclean" which makes it sound like that.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 04:02:35 on December 7, 2015 · (Permalink)
THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO PRESSING DO DELUCIOUS SLIDERS
poquaia · 1 points · Posted at 04:23:57 on December 7, 2015 · (Permalink)
I heard big titty slaughter machine. Not sure which one is worse.
swizzlstik · 22 points · Posted at 20:51:44 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
Hahaha it starts off so well
DetectiveAmes · 7 points · Posted at 03:22:13 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I want the first second as a text tone 😂
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 07:40:33 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Same here. I kept replaying that part
greyohshitson · 62 points · Posted at 22:16:48 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
This is seems like its right out of an episode of Rick and Morty
generous_with_tongue · 2 points · Posted at 03:29:20 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
yes is is
[deleted] · 13 points · Posted at 21:06:20 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
[deleted]
FACE_MEAT · 2 points · Posted at 21:52:19 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
His coke dealer would beg to differ.
Kheten · 43 points · Posted at 20:53:00 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
This is the quality we NEED in this sub
Osiris32 · 3 points · Posted at 04:51:03 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
It's fucking amazing.
Ryukashin99 · 22 points · Posted at 17:43:21 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE.
ny_rangers · 2 points · Posted at 00:06:33 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I was pretty sure someone dubbed those fuckers in there
chongm91 · 2 points · Posted at 22:35:02 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
If you close your eyes, really does sound like finding nemo! ha
codexcdm · 1 points · Posted at 04:41:40 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard it.
RainyCaturday · 9 points · Posted at 22:24:34 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
For some reason I can hear the one in the bottom right pretty much clearly.
tolerantlychaotic · 2 points · Posted at 23:00:30 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
Same here.
MaoYenrai · 5 points · Posted at 00:12:34 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
NO MORE SQUISHIN" AND SQUASHIN'
finggivemeausername · 5 points · Posted at 01:52:46 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Is it weird that all of them sounds like a scramble of random shit except the ones about burger sliders? I could hear that one perfectly.
omg___elephants · 3 points · Posted at 03:53:26 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
my cat did not like this
clerk3745 · 9 points · Posted at 22:52:47 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
the very end:
"10x as powerful"
abellero · 3 points · Posted at 20:46:53 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
I didn't realize that this is exactly what I needed today. Thanks.
rckeeps · 3 points · Posted at 23:00:00 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
jdog16 · 3 points · Posted at 02:25:28 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I don't think it is a coincidence at all that this has 666 upvotes at my viewing... https://i.imgur.com/y7cjpvJ.png
The-Sofa-King · 3 points · Posted at 02:37:37 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Mp3 format for anyone who wants it
Dangerpaladin · 2 points · Posted at 04:24:01 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
New ringtone
kris919 · 5 points · Posted at 21:10:22 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
I SURE HOPE BILLY MAYS' SON /u/InfiniteThird HAS SEEN THIS!
applepi66 · 2 points · Posted at 20:10:31 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
Thank you
iWesTCoastiN · 2 points · Posted at 21:27:51 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
Best Billy May's related video since JaboodyDubs
BOOMTimebomb · 2 points · Posted at 21:37:39 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
The bottom right one is pretty easy to hear
-QuestionMark- · 1 points · Posted at 15:17:20 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Yea one of them stands out above the rest for some reason.
VheloGrace · 2 points · Posted at 21:52:05 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
This is what goes through people's heads before they gain superpowers...or spontaneously combust.
Imdad6629 · 2 points · Posted at 22:15:49 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
After carefully listening all I start to here is Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine...
CivilCJ · 2 points · Posted at 00:33:43 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
It's like the beginning of a bad acid trip.
Smithers469 · 2 points · Posted at 00:36:03 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
idk, it was a little pitchy for me, dawg. it was just aight for me.
Shitsweakwizeak · 2 points · Posted at 03:37:31 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
This is what ADD feels like.
gettingthereisfun · 2 points · Posted at 04:06:40 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I was really hoping for them to resync with BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Sadly, no.
AlexMackAttack · 2 points · Posted at 04:10:42 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Ow, my freakin' ears!
TehMulbnief · 2 points · Posted at 04:12:10 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Did anyone else hear something like, "Hi, Billy Mays here with the titty slider?"
WifelikePigeon · 2 points · Posted at 04:51:04 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
That's the kinda noises that summon demons.
calzonius · 2 points · Posted at 05:10:32 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
This guy did something very similar
Eureka_sevenfold · 2 points · Posted at 05:44:36 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy-fx69ISok
ThePrinceOfFear · 2 points · Posted at 06:04:17 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
The beginning sounds like Bill Cipher.
Blackborealis · 2 points · Posted at 06:29:02 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
No more squishin and squashing
myiqisshiftyfive · 2 points · Posted at 07:53:26 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Mine! Mine! Mine!
BadJuju8274 · 2 points · Posted at 09:57:49 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
If I try hard, I hear the birds from Nemo
aristidexo · 2 points · Posted at 14:03:31 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
"HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE BIG TITTY SLOT MACHINE"
ChaosWolf1982 · 1 points · Posted at 21:26:38 on December 6, 2015 · (Permalink)
THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO POOP DELICIOUS SALAMI
nahog99 · 1 points · Posted at 21:46:02 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
RIP hearing.
awesome_dan · 1 points · Posted at 23:03:51 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
I... just keep watching it.
swalsh411 · 1 points · Posted at 00:56:08 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
RIP Billy we still miss you.
Arknell · 1 points · Posted at 01:16:35 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I love how the first three words have the exact same inflection and pitch over all videos, he must've done one or two reshoots to drill that in. :.)
Arknell · 1 points · Posted at 01:18:01 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
"Hello! Bob Fleming heeere!"
blankfield · 1 points · Posted at 01:18:03 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
It's perfect.
VladimirPootietang · 1 points · Posted at 02:05:42 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
/r/Consumerism
Are_Ach · 1 points · Posted at 02:15:16 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
10 times as powerful
wayan_nz · 1 points · Posted at 03:30:48 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Is it crazy that I actually could follow part of one of the speeches?
superflaffers · 1 points · Posted at 03:40:27 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Oh there's gonna be squishin and squashin all right
jiarb · 1 points · Posted at 03:45:13 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Reminds of that one Aqua Teen DVD.
heissman2 · 1 points · Posted at 03:50:25 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
RIP
turbonegro81063 · 1 points · Posted at 04:25:10 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
This is why I come to Reddit!
smokiemcskunk · 1 points · Posted at 04:57:36 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
It sounds like a flock of seagulls.
juniperlei · 1 points · Posted at 05:02:31 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Shut up and take my money!
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doominabox1 · 1 points · Posted at 05:04:28 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Its like the audio version of this
Slarti47 · 1 points · Posted at 05:39:29 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Let's take a moment to acknowledge this guy became a celebrity
Arqideus · 1 points · Posted at 06:00:02 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
In the middle it went into this mode.
whatsweirdis · 1 points · Posted at 06:00:32 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
After awhile it started to sound like the seagulls in Finding Nemo. I swear I could hear 'MINE MINE MINE'
dankmernes · 1 points · Posted at 06:11:35 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
This is the advertising of the future
Balthanos · 1 points · Posted at 06:13:16 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Is this the new video they are using to torture enemy combatants?
monkriss · 1 points · Posted at 06:40:00 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I thought you wrote the alphabet and i got quite confused when reading it
ladle_of_ages · 1 points · Posted at 06:44:39 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
phenomenal
CommanderGumball · 1 points · Posted at 07:01:27 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I like how many times you can pick out the word "amazing" near the beginning.
It's kind of amaziznfghpiseujkhleirbnjlxdei;kbnjxdbklnmz dfohkinmjshopimaseiobng
sulleyandmike · 1 points · Posted at 07:47:42 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Ten times as powerful as what, Billy? Tell me, goddamnit!
matthew102000 · 1 points · Posted at 07:49:05 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
ill take 5 of everything
Mojohnbo · 1 points · Posted at 08:27:28 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
No squishin and squashin
wleoncio · 1 points · Posted at 09:34:54 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
This video only needed to be 5 seconds long.
big_al11 · 1 points · Posted at 10:10:37 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
You'd think all those sounds together would be annoying. But it's not.
farman-786 · 1 points · Posted at 10:17:30 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Demo releases two videos in a row, Guts is off the boat, J.T. also releases a new video.....
the end must be near
crunchymush · 1 points · Posted at 11:43:54 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
It's kind of like the opposite of this.
melonowl · 1 points · Posted at 13:11:00 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I miss that guy.
JoshuaBr · 1 points · Posted at 14:14:20 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
billy mays snorts oxiclean
notjawn · 1 points · Posted at 15:18:29 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
** I FCKING LOVE OXYCLEAN* does a line on the washer
Feelingreallyfeels · 1 points · Posted at 15:33:23 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
https://vine.co/v/ePAvAIxWmEE
Dothesexychicken · 1 points · Posted at 16:20:02 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Subliminal messaging to the max
"In 2 minutes.....juicy sliders....whole family.....eat."
The_Derpening · 1 points · Posted at 16:21:26 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
holy christ.
that's the hardest i've laughed in a long time.
Velock0009 · 1 points · Posted at 17:20:16 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Holy crap. Talk about sensory overload, my mouth dropped open and it felt like I started going cross eyed
RadiantSun · 1 points · Posted at 17:21:49 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Banana Bread
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:00:26 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
If you haven't heard this Billy Mays mix, you need it in your life.
Chilez · 1 points · Posted at 18:44:24 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
The matrix
Vulnerable_assassin · 1 points · Posted at 22:24:01 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
That was... Frightening.
chiggglet · 1 points · Posted at 22:30:49 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
Didn't this guy die from a coke overdose and they tried to say it was Oxyclean
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:53:16 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
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iamnotafurry · 0 points · Posted at 00:04:33 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Why would you give credit to stupid reddit post ?
MrDysdiadochokinesia · 0 points · Posted at 02:50:11 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Almost as good as this
mrlesa95 · -3 points · Posted at 18:56:56 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
Lmao what the fuck is this
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 21:26:52 on December 1, 2015 · (Permalink)
HI BILLY MAYS HERE
[deleted] · -4 points · Posted at 00:51:47 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
just take it
http://i.imgur.com/EvaguBP.jpg
SneakyTigers · 1 points · Posted at 03:18:05 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
Pro-tip
[just take it](insert link)= just take it
[deleted] · -4 points · Posted at 01:07:47 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
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I_suck_at_mostthings · 2 points · Posted at 02:42:02 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
What the fuck is this sentence
SneakyTigers · 2 points · Posted at 03:16:48 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)
I just got sent back to the third grade for reading that.