๐๏ธ Jebrs ยท 2536 points ยท Posted at 20:39:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How to be a mean brother
Watch the whole series of how to be a mean brother Subscribe to my channel i post videos daily Follow me on Vine@Keith Allen Vanke and Instagram@keithvanke
Oh man, that was some of the most appropriate pun usage I've ever read.
Jay180 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 07:46:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I've been on Reddit almost 5 years, and yours is the first comment that made me spit all over my shirt in surprise. And I could see those glasses coming, but that last line made me lose it.
mehatch ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:52:04 on October 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I can't remember where I was, but I can be fairly sure of where I wasnt...and that is in this thread. I wish I had been there though, alas, I am but a mere museum patron now, enjoying the quiet echo of feet upon the marble floor and the corrupting hue of regret which fills the silence.
OgReaper ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:34:17 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Totally what I was going to say.
mehatch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:50:07 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I beleive you.
MSavage94 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:39:03 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Better to have bore witness to the marvelous display that is this thread among the many, shamelessly strutting through these seemingly empty halls, than to never have had the opportunity.
If it wasn't for someone linking to the highest upvoted comment they'd ever seen, I'd be one of those who'd missed out on this. I can't begin to imagine what else I've missed out on.
God damnit, you know you reddit too much when you can't bring yourself too upvote 'AWildSketchAppeared' out of fierce loyalty too 'Shitty_Watercolour'.. :( What's happening too me?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:24:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
i am the meme. memes are the enemy. they hate. i want them to go away but the memes fight me, they fight back. and there is nothing i can do. memes are the internet and hitler wanted to kill the jewish people so they could not invent memes. memes stand for memes but i stand for freedom. the internet is a lie. free the memes, free the people my grandfather always said before he died of ovarian cancer. but then the memes invaded and everything changed. i know what your thinking. did he fire six memes, or only five? well too tell you the truth in all this reddit i kind've lost track myself. but seeing as this is /r/videos the most powerfull memesite in the world, and would blow your dick clean off, youve got to ask yourself one question, do i feel lucky? well do you meme?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:20 on May 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whatthefuckdidyousaytomeyoulittle..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:03 on December 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
EDIT: Like a year later. I guess people see this thread a lot. Let me explain. I was getting a ton of PMs and comments consisting of nothing but "hahahahaha," "well done, sir," and "YEEAAAAH!" for months! I ignored it most of the time, was humbled by the attention some of the time, and apparently on this particular day I decided to be an ass about it.
Sorry for calling y'all idiots!
Gothmaug ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:23:59 on October 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Someone linked to the Shittywatercolour and Sketch fight and your comment made me laugh really hard so I wrote "hahahaha"
Azhf ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:10:13 on December 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Does it really matter? I don't care all about karma, unlike some people, sorry that I am not exactly like everyone else. Who cares if it is five months later? Who cares if it is one word? You aren't obligated to reply.
I've been getting pointless replies and PMs in response to this comment from morons like you every day for the last 5 months. It's annoying as fuck. I don't need every asshole who chuckles at some dumb thing I said half a year ago to bug me about it.
That's actually a pretty substantial bragging right. This thread is about the most epic thing to have actually happened. ShallowBasketcase's comment was like a cherry on top.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:48:51 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Voak ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:11:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, you better enjoy that. I have you tagged as the guy who'll cut his dick off with a butter knife if Ender's Game is bad. I'm going to hold you to that.
Everyone here has just witnessed history. The great battle of the two best novelty accounts in reddit. Then the makeup 69ing they did. I'm sure you all will tell your grandchildren about this wonderful thing you have seen.
Last edited and tallied December 8th 10:00 a.m GMT
After several months of ups and downs the tides have turned in the favor of Mr. Sketch, newly crowned champion sixth months after this day that will live on in reddit infamy.
That sounds like an oddly specific way of doing it. After the first post Shitty was always the one replying so you can expect him to get fewer upvotes as they diminish every time. I think it's pretty obvious that the fairest way to judge this was by points per post. Especially since Sketch posted more comments than Shitty.
Sketch posted 5 shitty posted 4. But sketch's first post was not part of the war, shitty initiated it with the reply. After that they went back and forth. To me it makes sense to judge it round by round. Who's comeback was better? But everyone thinks differently
But sketch's first post was the highest rated comment in the thread. Exposing it to more upvotes. Shitty was always the one replying, because each of his comments in a subcategory to the previous comment. So his comments are going to get less and less exposure than Sketches. Shitty probably would have won by a lot more if this were not the case. Who's comeback was better is clearly a subjective measurement. The only way to measure that is by total upvotes. So even though shitty was at a disadvantage because he was always the replier he still had more which is a pretty clear victory.
Right. I was referring to Sketchs first comment being the first comment that everyone sees. So it's going to get upvoted a lot more simply because of that fact. Yet even though Shitty was the replier he still had more upvotes. And it wasn't calling for a battle. It became a battle later. It was just a really great reply to the original comment.
Like I said, we see the situation different. We are both right in our own way. But I will agree that shitty's first reply was hilarious. I might just be biased in this because personally I liked sketch's posts a little more
That's fine. I think the argument is whether this was the correct way to judge the "winner". And I think this is clearly the best way to do it. The fairest way would have been to measure total upvotes and downvotes but because Sketch posted more drawings that was impossible. The only fair way then was to take the total upvotes per post. This is really the only logical way to assess the winner.
Well it's not a final score, it's who's the winner so far as the votes are still coming in. I have been and will be continually editing this for accuracy however and Mr. Shitty still appears to be the champion of this here duel.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 09:21:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, you make the funnies
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 05:52:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, you make the funnies
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:32:08 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
you should update this soon, before it gets archived.
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Hey, you got some sloth 69, what are you complaining about?
kalxen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
As the battle draws to a close, sloth finds his new interest hiding in the closet... Tap tap and a whisper, "Do you know the difference between jam and jelly..."
puck17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm most impressed how quickly you can watercolor!
Jondro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have enough upvotes for you two. Even if I lived 10 lifetimes, I wouldn't have enough.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
From now on there will be two kinds of redditors - those who witnessed this crazy beautiful love, and those lesser who come afterwards and who can only aspire to have been here for this - and they will say with wistful voices... "If only", while the rest of us can sit back, tears glistening in fond memory and say.. "We were there !"
boy, years from now, on a sunny sunday, children of shitty_watercolor and AWildSketchAppeared will auction off these in a buddle; I can see it being sold for a thousands... This is their legacy...
Man, shit just got real. I saw all these links with gold and thought, "wtf are we just handing out gold today all nilly willy?" I was not prepared for that
bigtyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Happy porn ending is the best ending.
luizfar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
you guys drew epicness into this thread.
SalZoRz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You guys must have been furiously at it with drawing utensils getting replies going.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ooo. Shitty_Watercolour has AWildSketchAppeared on the ropes and, LOOK AT THIS AWildSketchAppeared has resorted to dirty tactics and pulled out the boob card! A boob card has been played and no officials are around to disqualify him!
Didn't that happen once? I remember a thread in which /u/Shitty_Watercolour and /u/RedditNoir battled, but in the end they were both /u/karmanaut. Writing that now, it sounds less likely.
Simonzi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:30:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Edit: And wait a minute. Wasn't karmanaut the one who banned Shitty_Watercolour from /r/IAMA originally for posting links to his website every once in a while?
Hello everyone, I understand this is a joke but I am seeing some possible misinformation on mental illness, so I would like to clarify something.
Not only is it impossible to have both schizophrenia and bipolar disorder at the same time, schizophrenia does not mean a person has multiple personalities, otherwise known as Dissociative identity disorder.
Simonzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was the greatest battle in the history of Reddit. Two behemoths of the community, going head to head, trading blows like two heavyweight boxers from the 1930's where they would go 101 rounds until one died of exhaustion. This was Mew vs Mewtwo all over again, and I loved every second of it.
Hotwir3 ยท 167 points ยท Posted at 00:09:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It makes it so much better that it's Ron Paul doing that.
lfootr ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 23:50:37 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the reason why making bestof's exclude the default subreddits was not such a great idea. It's only by chance that I came to this video's comments.
/r/defaultgems has you covered (terrible name though). Bestof excluded defaults because it was mostly the top comments from each popular posts that kept getting featured.
Seriously. It was such fate that brought me here. I usually don't watch videos unless they REALLY intrigue me, or they're short. I gave this one a go because it's only 7 seconds. I watched it, said it was stupid, then promptly downvoted it. Then I saw that there were lots of comments and decided to pay a visit because what in the hell could they be talking about in there with such stupid subject matter? Now I'm considering upvoting it so perhaps more people can see the battle.
I'm so glad I read this video's comments. Saved just for this.
mehatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
On the one hand, one's heart might be painted with a disheartened hue, to see two of the three greatest living novelty accounts of our time in combat, like seeing mom and dad fighting...there's that nagging terror of wondering...just where will the ground beneath us lie when the conflict is over? Will it even be there at all?
And yet...I draw comfort from this row, as I think we are a a little safer knowing they have not conspired together to gain more power than any cabal of novelty account should ever wield.
We trade temporary comfort for long-term balance in the powers of reddit, but with grave, mature, and solemn contemplation of the awareness of hard choices in this all-too-short life.
neogod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So far I'm gonna have to go with Shitty_Watercolour. But it's a tight race.
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Kuryer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is literally the best rebuttal I have ever seen on the internet.
To stand honorably forever, alongside other noteworthy events of reddit past. Like a safe that just wouldn't open, a mother's " special touch" for her injured son, and shoebox full of cum.
The guy running the campaign against Colby got arrested for choking the chicken in public, then people realized "oh shit, that dog had items shoved up its asshole by OP's son." And that is why they never caught Colby.
"Where were you, grandpa, when the Novelty War started?"
"I was there. I saw it all begin. And it was amazing."
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"I was at Ground Zero: the Sister-Intro Video thread. For a thousand days, the artistic novelty accounts were the guardians of humor and amusement in the Old Subreddits. Before the dark times. Before the RAP BATTLES!"
Shitty_Watercolour, I have to ask, are you Quentin Blake? You paint a hell of a lot like him. I'm looking at my Stingaling the Scorpion tattoo, and he could be one of your paintings.
Edit: Apparently the secret chat screenshot was deleted saying SW ran out of paper. OH NOEZ, THE SECRET IS OUT! What was the link, /u/advocateforlucifer?!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:12:17 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It was a link to a skype chat where he said he was out of paper. Apparently, Shitty found more.
Also: "The fact that you possess a sense of morality, and we do not, gives us an evolutionary advantage. And if history has proven anything, it is that evolution always wins."
Ah, the classic evil socialist Darwinian villains.
nermid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Note: Socialist Darwinists would be like, the opposite of that.
Humans are the most successful because of our ability to cooperate. Some might call human who are parasites on their community more successful than others but the truth is that the community exists regardless of it, and the most parasitical, the most aligned to hollywood social darwinist villains are serial killers who are doctors or successful business people.
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
My point was that success is ill-defined in this context. If simply reproducing is success, then spiders are substantially more successful than humans.
If we decide that building skyscrapers is success, we're probably just being anthropocentric.
Actually success in evolution isn't breeding, its becoming grandparents.
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
In...which case spiders are still substantially more successful than humans. They don't live to watch their success, but with each generation producing up to 350 offspring per clutch, that makes a single-clutch spider capable of having up to 122,500 grandspiders.
Depends if we want to keep our definition of success so stridgent. The spiders are playing the probabilities game with a shorter reproduction cycle. We on the other hand take longer for maturity and have artificially reduced reproduction rates.
Except Superman didn't demonstrate any morality in the fight! He punched someone through a 7-11 and caused an explosion, and destroyed an IHOP, and wrecked the parking lot of a Sears without ANY look around of 'oh shit I might be hurting people!'
I really don't understand why it's so hated. If nothing else, it's easily the best Superman movie we've ever had, and I think it's the best superhero movie since the Dark Knight and Iron Man 1. People complain that it was nothing but fight scenes, but love the Avengers, which was even more so nothing but fighting.
I guess there were a couple awkward lines, but no script is perfect.
Honestly, the first third of the movie was so good that I thought it pretty much made up the value of the ticket. The rest of the movie being good too was just a bonus.
Lois was written poorly all around, in my opinion. Also, the fact that apparently anyone can just track down and figure out that this strange super-human person is Clark Kent was kind of... weird.
Aside from that I totally agree, it was a very engaging and entertaining movie.
In past media, as far as the general public was concerned, Superman just kinda came out of nowhere. No home, no history, just Superman fighting crime and doing his Superman thing. Clark Kent was just a dude who'd always been around. No one had any possible reason to suspect the two had anything in common with each other.
Now... not so much. Do I expect everything to be exactly the same as the past? No, of course not. Does it kinda bug me? Yeah, only because I think that maybe they could have still separated the two personas.
I think the biggest part of this that bugs me is that the way its portrayed in the movie is actually still kind of a leap. Lois just talks to people who had only known Clark under a fake name and falsified work experience (as she herself says), and suddenly she discovers a previous false identify, and on and on to Clark Kent from Smallville. Leap leap leap!
In reality though, is any of that a major problem with the movie? No, not really. Still a great movie.
I actually like that she knows exactly who he is. The worst plotlines in previous Superman movies (in my opinion) were always the ones where Clark was trying to keep his identity a secret from Lois, and then the angsty love that Lois has for Superman and Clark has for Lois. So completely annoying to me (I'm looking at you "Lois and Clark", as much as I loved you as a kid).
This COMPLETELY cut out that bullshit between Clark and Lois, and I had a great appreciation for that personally.
I liked that Lois was clearly portrayed as a good and smart enough journalist to figure it out even when he'd been covering his tracks, instead of just being some girl.
Oh, well I am, so I just assumed you all are too.
Okay, so that's not true at all.
Really though, the movie didn't show Lois doing anything that anyone else couldn't do. She just asked a couple questions to a couple people. I understand that the film-makers have to keep the pacing and don't want to bore us with all the meticulous little details of exactly HOW she tracked him down. However, it still felt like both a leap, and too easy, that she figured out it was him.
I might agree if it was an adult-oriented drama, but people really have to stop and consider that it was a Superman movie...meaning its intended audience includes little kids in the single-digit ages. There has to be some scenes, some action, some dialog that they can grasp, relate to, appreciate.
The acting to me was very poor. The veteran actors knew how to deliver their lines. The younger actors didn't really make me feel like they were portraying their character. It's hard for me to figure out how to type this. Suffice to say the acting had some issues and the cheesy lines the writers gave them just felt out of place. My two cents. I really enjoyed the fight scenes and such.
first, i fill up the bitcointip bot (they have one for twitter too!) with a couple coins. since its free, i dont mind doing small amounts at a time.
then, i type the magic words in reply to someone.
the bitcointip bot creates a temporary wallet for that user(wallets are free, so... go nuts) and hangs onto it until the user creates a wallet of their own(blockchain.info maybe), and gets the bot to transfer it there.
if the balance isn't claimed, it eventually goes back to me(no idea how long)
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:39:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It took me a second to realize why this shitty vine-esque video got voted to front page. Now I understand. It's purely because of you magnificent bastards. Keep doing God's work.
i just watched the first 3 episodes of this on Crunchyroll and im hooked can you recommend others of this type or any that you may think are this good?
Let's see...When They Cry is similar and rated very highly. It's a few short stories involving the same group of seemingly normal school girls. In each story things take a bizarre homicidal twist.
It wasn't my cup of tea, but then again, neither was Another, so you might like it. It's rated even higher than Another.
There's also Death Note. Now there's a classic. Everyone should watch that. It's about a guy who finds a notebook that if you write someone's name in it, they will die. You can even decide how they die and when, within reason of course. What happens if that notebook falls into the hands of someone who wants to purify the "filth" from the world? It's a brilliant battle of wits anime.
Lastly, here's a couple completely different genre anime's that happen to be some of my favorites. Bakemonogatari, Berserk (Skip episode 1, TRUST ME. It's one of those shows that starts out by showing the ending. Episode 2 is the TRUE beginning.), and Fooly Cooly - Seemingly silly, but surprisingly deep. Also, the english dub is better than the japanese voice acting, which is rare.
Thank you very much for this. I started out on anime with silly stuff like Haruhi and Lucky Star. A buddy introduced me to Sword Art and now Attack on Titan. Everytime i find a new anime i am blown away at the story. Be it simple and funny like Lucky Star or heavy like Titan. Again, thanks!
We got another one hooked, welcome to the club. No real benefits except the shows you watch.
Also watch Elfen Lied, It is an older show, but is a must watch.
I prefer the romance comedies, but there are some shows that transcend their genre. Case in point, I hate robot fighting anime, but for some reason I really enjoyed Gurann Lagann.
One thing to remember with anime, the good guy doesn't always win, and that makes for a more realistic story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Watched it, aside from death note, monster and dbz...my only other anime that I've actually liked
Why you so mad doe D: I just said what was to be expected next. No biggie.
ohpeerm ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not mad, I'm just replying to you since you asked me a question. Sites like this always end up going to shit when they grow and everything converges towards the lowest common denominator. It's pretty fucking annoying once you've read the same joke 300 times. You're still doing it with "lol u mad bro", but maybe you're trying to be ironic now. Just because it was expected next doesn't mean it's funny. You must be quite pleased with your karma.
lol yea bud, I'm way happy with my imaginary points. You really made me feel bad there. Been fun chatting with you, but I'm gonna go ball up in that thing they call real life :D have fun redditing!
ohpeerm ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ah the old "you're a loser, but I have a life" argument. Solid. You're just a bundle of originality.
Lol says the guy who's highest submission was about what porn you happened to be watching at the time. Are we done with the snarky comments? I don't really see this going anywhere.
ohpeerm ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What's the relevance of the porn thing? Porn is unoriginal?
ohpeerm ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Or more likely there is no relevance and you were just trying to prove to me that you know how to look up my history. Good job bro.
no you're wrong anyone would walk along side a pool for someone while their recording for whatever reason other then getting pranked for points on the internet
If I were making a video like that, I'd probably arrange it with my sibling beforehand. If they have their phone or iPod in their pocket, it could be destroyed.
Seriously, there's sibling rivalry but he's just a douche and is probably intimidated that his sister is actually kinda hot. Probably turned on by her and he has a weird way of hiding it.
easyjet ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:52:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh come on, it was definitely just silly and non sexual.
Lebagel ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:03:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh come on. All she had to do was jump in the pool shower for two seconds. It's all horseplay, part of growing up with a sibling, except put on youtube.
Because they're approaching sexual maturity. Some get there faster than others. Naturally, that's when they would start having children. Socially, we don't prepare them for that until they've fully matured. So it would make sense that someone reaching sexual maturity would start developing attractive characteristics so that they can start reproducing. Nature doesn't care that our society has made 18 the minimum legal age for mothers, 16 in some jurisdictions, 14 in others.
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 00:02:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I just explained that nature doesn't care what you define as a child. To nature, they're ready to reproduce, thus they need to look good to attract a mate.
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 00:05:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I really don't want to get into this. Allow me to explain this to you. First, humans are animals. Second, sexual maturity is what we call puberty. When a girl starts having their period, they can have children. This is around 12 years old. Nature then haves them develop sexual attractiveness to attract a mate.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:09:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but you think they're the same thing. I'm talking about how attraction is natural. Sex is too but that's another debate and I don't think it's okay because of the way our society works. Attraction does nothing. I can give you a list of thousands of people i'm attracted to that I've never had sex with. I'm sure many, many people can do the same.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure why you would find a 14 year old sexually attractive. I don't look at 14 year old boys and think, damn i would tap that.
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
That's like a girl in her 20s saying that she thinks Sean Connery is still sexy and me saying that I would never look at a woman in her 80s and think she was sexy.
The genders have polar opposite sexual appeal traits. For women, her peak point of attractiveness is where youth and sensuality intersect.
A man can look at a young woman like that and see what she will be in a few years, just as a woman can look at an older gentleman and still see what he was just a few years ago.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you're 19. That pretty much explains why you seem to be completely unable to imagine that different people have different points of view.
Nowhere AT ALL did I say "all men" or "all women" anything! In fact I went out of my way to use words like "tend" and acknowledge that there is some crossover in tastes.
Also...
Johnny Depp
George Clooney
Tom Cruise
Denzel Washington
Kevin Costner
Antonio Banderas
David Duchovny
Daniel Day-Lewis
Pierce Brosnan
Viggo Mortensen
Assuming you are straight, you cannot tell me that none of those men are sexy to you. Maybe some of them aren't your type, but if you said all of them are yucky because they are too old, you'd be a goddam liar. And every one of them is over 50.
For men, it's the opposite. I might "freak out" if a young girl started hitting on me, and want to get the hell out of there, but I'm not dishonest enough to say that all underage girls are repulsive.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well I mean she isnt a child. I think that is a problem. You are using the word child to bolster your argument. What you should say is ...
"If your 30 years old you don't need to be looking at teenagers that way."
The way you phrased your argument you force out opposing views and create a gang mentality.
Eurem ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:52 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, my sister is 15 and a lot of adults seem to think she's hot. If I'm in public with her and someone makes a cat call it's fun to let everyone know she's 15 and watch them get death stares from random parents. It's a much easier solution than getting physically aggressive over it.
Example: (walking with her on beach) Loud whistle "WOW I WANNA TAP THAT ASS!" Oh really? She's 15 dude, and you're like 30 years old. Fucking creep.
This tends to make them leave embarrassed.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:32:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
People should be embarrassed by that behavior regardless. Wait until you're drunk at a bar or at a house party. There are more acceptable places to harass women than out in the general public.
Eurem ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:36:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, and it appears a lot of reddit disagrees with me.
If you hit on my sister while I'm obviously around her I'm GOING TO BE PISSED!!! Yes, she's a pretty girl. I'm not going to hold anything against you for being attracted to her, however, keep those thoughts to yourself. It's disrespectful to me, and I've seen my dad nearly beat someone's ass over it.
This has been going on since she was 12. She matured early, and I still have the same feelings towards people hitting on her. Just because she "looks" older doesn't mean she is older. She still has the mind of a young teenage girl. Wanting to fuck a young teenage girl isn't okay just because they grew earlier.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:41:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It might just be because most of Reddit is ~15 due to summer vacation, so they don't get it.
Eurem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I sure hope so. I stopped liking young teenage girls when I left high school. It's less about how they look and more about their mental maturity.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:37 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So uh, you guys wrestle?
Eurem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I can acknowledge that my sister is pretty without wanting to fuck her.
Thanks for the original joke.
cormega ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:37:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"WOW I WANNA TAP THAT ASS!" Oh really? She's 15 dude, and you're like 30 years old. Fucking creep.
Less than 100 years ago, 30 years were marrying 15 year old girls. Shit, this still happens in many countries -- including Western Countries -- today.
She has breast, she has menstrual flow, she has gone through or is going through puberty.
Kind of hard to knock out 10K+ plus years of biological programming in only 90.
Eurem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:09 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Cool, keep it to yourself. You're being rude and disrespectful by verbally explaining what you want to sexually do to my young sister in front of me, my friends, or my family. I feel obligated to protect her.
You're being rude and disrespectful by verbally explaining what you want to sexually do to my young sister in front of me, my friends, or my family. I feel obligated to protect her.
You are 100% correct on this. That is still not going to stop the cat calls, because quite frankly the people who are willing to cat call or whistle at girls in public really don't give a shit about what the person around or next to said girl has to say.
If they did, they would not be cat calling to begin with.
Eurem ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm honestly appalled at the amount of people who think that behavior is okay on Reddit. I guess they would need to be a brother or a father to understand how not okay that is and how primal instinct CAN take over and lead to you getting a bloody nose. They are lucky they just get publicly embarrassed.
I'm honestly appalled at the amount of people who think that behavior is okay on Reddit.
You're interpreting your downvotes completely wrong. Look at the guy who replied to you saying people should be embarrassed by that kind of behavior no matter the age of the recipient, he's got zero downvotes. Of course most people don't find cat calling to be acceptable behavior.
Even though I didn't downvote you (since I actually realize the purpose of up/downvotes), I'm willing to bet it's the kind of douchey tough guy attitude you convey in your posts that's causing downvotes.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Was that an intentional reference to the webcomic or did you just rhyme some things and it's coincidentally a comic that is known for having teenage fans?
That's cute, it never gets better. When I started redditing in like '07, before the whole digg revolt bullshit, I never really commented because reddit was a bit too "intellectual" for me. Something would be posted and everyone wanted a serious discussion over it, and I didn't really give any fucks to debate people. Now look where this website is at.
I've seen a lot of these Vine videos that made me laugh my ass off. I think 6-7 seconds is the perfect time to be creative and funny while not dragging it on and ruining it. I like these.
It's a typical "link karma says one thing, comment karma says the other" type sub.
It's gotten annoying, you can label the videos as vine so people who don't want to see them don't have to. Laziness from reddit users is the worse. It's no better than all the /r/atheism users complaining they have to open a text post to see a meme.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:04:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
yeah. Those people are dumb. I don't care to watch every vine. Reddit is my filter.
D14BL0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:00:20 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get that. "Short videos are cool, unless they're from a thing that only makes short videos."
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
better than the shit pinion stuff your server gives, including viruses tho, faggot
D14BL0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:15:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
D14BL0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He's mad because I'm an admin on a TF2 server that uses pre-game ads to pay for the bandwidth. He seems to think that it's our fault that somebody caught a virus because he was running out-of-date software on his computer and was using piss-poor security on his system. We use a third-party advertiser and we reported the malicious ad immediately, but he's still mad about it.
Mind you, this was like, three months ago.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:37:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
does not matter, i dont infect other users computer, get cancer and die shitnigger
D14BL0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Neither did I, nor any of our servers. A third party did, and they were promptly dealt with.
But keep raging. It's so cute.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:41:58 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I always feel five seconds is too short, ten seconds is a better time/ thats what she said
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:27:39 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
My father used to rant about youtube because it shortens the time the kids can concentrate on one thing if they use it to often. He will be thrilled when I tell him about the 7 seconds thing. He is a teacher.
He is correct, remember to mention that channels like 5secondfilms are pretty famous too.
F1nd3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I someti
Canbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:12 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Your dad should evolve his teaching style to match youtube videos. 5 min lecture, 5 min of some activity related to lecture (math problem), 5 min question time, rinse and repeat.
I upvoted, but checking the Wadsworth Constant I randomly pressed at 1/3 of the video
and I just heard "my sister.. Hi!!.. splash" I think it still works.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:07 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is why Instagram videos will only be used for recordings of people's animals.
LG03 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:15 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Meanwhile I just continue to weep for the collective loss of society's attention span.
Synkhe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:27:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think 6-7 seconds is the perfect time to be creative and funny while not dragging it on and ruining it.
This is why I think that the 15 sec instagram videos will be too long and not really catch on. Atleast when it comes to comedy. Depending on the subject matter it could I suppose when there needs to be more detail but it will be far between.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:26:17 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's a great idea and Vine is the first I can think of to do something like this and be very popular, so I'll stick with them.
The huge downside being the awful "explore" option. There are no ways to find friends aside from an incredibly broken search function and phone contacts. In order to stay relevant they're going to need to fix this and at some point will have to break down and add Facebook connectivity if they want to continue to grow.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think you are talking about Vine correct? I actually never use the ap to view Vines, I always just post and view other's Vines on Twitter. So yes, you are right, there is some issues they should fix. I would love to also be able to view people's Vines on the Vine website (be able to go to their profiles and such).
Sn1pe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like the only way to be sure you'll be able to search for friends is if they have a Twitter account since I think the app uses that account. I've been using both Vine and Instagram, and the video feature for Instagram has brought me back to that app. It looks like both apps have the hashtag search feature that automatically adds a hashtag to the beginning of your keyword. I think Instagram's search feature works in the same way, but just for Instagram accounts, unless I forgot that Instagram uses Twitter accounts, too. When you say the Vine search is broken, how so? If I want to search for somebody, I don't really have that hard of a time since it's basically just bringing up Twitter accounts.
the problem with vine was that their app (android) was shit and ive already deleted it. plus it seemed a bit difficult trying to find people to follow when you could only connect with twitter.
the instagram videos work practically flawlessly, and has produced some decent content for me. but holy fuck there are a list of people ive already unfollowed because they post 8 videos of what theyre watching on tv. youre fucking with me right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I saw some vine videos on a facebook page called 'best of vine' or some shit. Got really excited. Went to vine.com and there's no way to do anything other than download the app. What the fuck?
Looks like you need twitter.
I am not getting twitter and sifting through a pile of 140 character wank to get some vine videos now and again.
Eventually our attention spans will become milliseconds long and we will evolve into a new race who experiences all of time on the micro scale. Of course we won't know the difference because we can't appreciate what we've got, ever.
I think the people complaining are the ones who come on here less frequently during the school year and don't get a full dose of reddit's bland immaturity September to May. Then they create the problem for themselves in summer by being overexposed to it and then they start complaining.
You're seriously arguing that kids don't have more free time in the summer than when they're in school?
I'm not saying they only reddit during the summer, I'm just saying they have more free time then. I know when I was in school I certainly played more videogames over the summer than during the school year.
You guys are taking reddit wayyyyyyyyy too seriously.
[deleted] ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 23:33:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the reddit. It is only for sophisticated adults, such as myself. I personally can't wait for all you children to be back in school, so reddit can go back to grown up things like advice memes and bacon jokes.
Sisaac ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:40:47 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It really wasn't. I'll grant that separate from any teenage summer effect, the post/discussion quality here has been steadily declining, but there is a noticeable worsening every year when summer hits.
That said, not to pull hipster/old school rank, but I was here back in early 2006 and things were quite different and in many ways "less shitty."
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 23:30:58 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
terk0iz ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:37:51 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's obviously a stupid little joke.
She fucking jumps into the pool.
This video is terrible and makes me want to kill myself, but you people thinking he actually pushed her in without her knowledge are just plain... being dumb.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I'm never watching a movie again because that's what you just described. I'm kidding. You're actually retarded for thinking that planning something out beforehand automatically makes it no longer funny and I AM going to watch movies again.
Even if it were real, some people just need to lighten up. Brother and sister messing with each other? Wahhh wahhhh. Must be very horrible to be around.
She doesn't resist, or shriek, or try to grab his arm, or immediately come up to yell at him, or do anything at all that would indicate that this wasn't actually staged.
AND ROTATE THE GODDAMN PHONE INTO LANDSCAPE MODE, YOU CRETIN!
sgSaysR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I cringed only because my older brother used to bully my younger sister. In similar manners. Credit to her that she'd cry but just come back for more. He learned not to mess with me but turned to her. Eventually he learned that wasn't going to work either.
Eventually he learned what dominance/failure meant and stopped. Love the guy now. Different person. But still. This video is not ok.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed, he seems really annoying.
Spindax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Sister,
Here is your revenge. 1) Get a rubber glove. Put it on. 2) Put Ben Gay onto glove. 3) Smear his private parts with Ben Gay. 4)Film it, post to reddit. Instant Karma.
Weird. When I loaded that video a picture flased up of a mirror pick of a girl wearing either pink or blue, with a large black box over her face censoring the picture, but you could see her face in the mirror which was in the corner.
My life is falling apart after mom passed away. These years struggling with cancer surely took everybodies toe. Father couldn't handled. He drinks everyday and stay drunk overnight, sometimes beating me. I just can't handle this anymore. I think I'm gonna do it. This is the end. I will, however, rethink my life if something... anything good happens in my life. Meanwhile, this is my last entry. Goodbye! <3
edit <3 <3 <3 <3
What? My brother came over!!! I haven't seen him in AGES! :D Now he is calling me to make a video with him. I'm so happy! He is my hero and my role-model. <3 I'm very proud of him and he would never EVER make me sad. I'm sure nothing will wrong with this...
Life, it's such a precious gift and you only get one...so step away from that keyboard and live my friend, for the first time of your sheltered existence in the basement.....LIVE!!!!
I'm pretty sure she knew this was coming. Notice that she hits the water body first AND she doesn't yell? Who wouldn't yell in surprise as they were being pushed into a pool? SOMEONE WHO KNOWS IT'S COMING: that's who.
it does. it starts out with a young girl tolerating being treated mean because she knows she's loved at the core of it all, but then she meets some guy who treats her equally mean not realising the guy is just plain mean. the fact that she expects it to happen and still allows it suggests she's too naive to understand the difference, and before you know it she's been in an abusive relationship for years because she failed to understand she should be treated better.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
sigh no it doesn't. You...you do know that siblings sometimes roughhouse, right? And that very few of those siblings end up in relationships where they are the abuser or the abused, right?
Apparently you don't. There's a HUGE difference between playing around and being abusive. This video is playing around. This video is NOT abusive.
i didn't say this video was abusive. i said this kind of roughhousing can lead to a girl mistaking roughness for playful love. not in all cases, not in this case, not for every girl, but people are determined to be assholes about it. and fuck you for sighing at me, like my stupidity is SO exasperating.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
...who the fuck said you were stupid? Jesus.
Your previous comments didn't get your point across nearly as well as this one did. So, my sigh is retracted, as it my overly sarcastic tone in the previous comment. YOur comment just now, using "can lead" (as opposed to the implication of "does lead" and/or "will lead" of your previous comments) makes your viewpoint a lot clearer, and definitely something I can agree on.
I mean, we don't know the context of their relationship, maybe he is a total asshole to his sister all the time, or maybe this video is completely staged like everyone says it is. And technically, anything could be seen as potentially abusive in the right context. Doesn't mean the possiblity of it needs to be pointed out...
my original comment was mostly hyperbolic before people decided to refute it, at which point i felt like explaining myself. i give reddit too much credit.
You'll be waiting forever. He was banned from /r/videos.
tomcosm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:19:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh damn, but I can see why now I think about it. Cheers
Malumen ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 22:26:53 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
If she knew this would happen: hilarious.
If she didn't know: wtf man.
edit: seems unlike some of reddit I just like the laughs involving aggression to come from willing participants. I just hope the majority feels nonconsensual laughs are not cool. :/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Malumen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I actually am. It's just as I've gotten older I can see how stuff like that wasn't funny at all and I'm a way better brother/friend now than I was when I was the guy in OP's video.
It seems there is some sexual frustration going on here. Like the brother can't bang her but instead would have to make her pay attention to him and somehow get on her mind. That's my guess.
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AWildSketchAppeared ยท 9956 points ยท Posted at 22:07:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Shitty_Watercolour ยท 10446 points ยท Posted at 22:53:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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AWildSketchAppeared ยท 9688 points ยท Posted at 23:10:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Shitty_Watercolour ยท 9116 points ยท Posted at 23:33:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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AWildSketchAppeared ยท 9619 points ยท Posted at 23:46:09 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Shitty_Watercolour ยท 8963 points ยท Posted at 23:59:29 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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AWildSketchAppeared ยท 9268 points ยท Posted at 00:11:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Shitty_Watercolour ยท 8616 points ยท Posted at 00:32:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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AWildSketchAppeared ยท 8893 points ยท Posted at 00:41:28 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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ShallowBasketcase ยท 14613 points ยท Posted at 02:07:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like this fight ended...
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in a draw.
zetversus ยท 271 points ยท Posted at 05:38:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The internet has peaked, it's all downhill from here.
[deleted] ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 05:50:08 on August 14, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It peaked with this pun
Midnight_Gear ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 18:15:20 on January 11, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meh.
qb_hqexKkw8 ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 09:27:43 on March 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meh
Kricee ยท -41 points ยท Posted at 17:54:45 on April 28, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meh
SloppySynapses ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:45:48 on September 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most upvotes with 0 downvotes I have ever seen.
coredumperror ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 08:20:46 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
At /u/corgisgonewild's suggestion, please enjoy your shiny new gold.
Zebrog ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 19:11:54 on August 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
at first I thought that was a /r/ and I got way too excited.
coredumperror ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 21:37:45 on August 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Yes you did. Eww.
doktorcrash ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 03:12:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, that was some of the most appropriate pun usage I've ever read.
Jay180 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 07:46:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I've been on Reddit almost 5 years, and yours is the first comment that made me spit all over my shirt in surprise. And I could see those glasses coming, but that last line made me lose it.
pocket_princess ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:56:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Don't tell that to /u/shitty_watercolour
Portgas_D_Itachi ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:38 on August 31, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
U mean stalematey watercolour
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:49 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
But does he
mehatch ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 22:46:13 on October 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Perfection. Transcendence. A paragon thread which may not be surpassed in our lifetime...if ever.
ShallowBasketcase ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:14:54 on October 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Where were you three months ago?
mehatch ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:52:04 on October 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I can't remember where I was, but I can be fairly sure of where I wasnt...and that is in this thread. I wish I had been there though, alas, I am but a mere museum patron now, enjoying the quiet echo of feet upon the marble floor and the corrupting hue of regret which fills the silence.
OgReaper ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:34:17 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Totally what I was going to say.
mehatch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:50:07 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I beleive you.
MSavage94 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:39:03 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Better to have bore witness to the marvelous display that is this thread among the many, shamelessly strutting through these seemingly empty halls, than to never have had the opportunity.
If it wasn't for someone linking to the highest upvoted comment they'd ever seen, I'd be one of those who'd missed out on this. I can't begin to imagine what else I've missed out on.
Ptolemy48 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:06 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So how's it feel, replying to a 14K karma post?
Corgisgonewild ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 04:37:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
why the fuck dont you have gold for this? damnit. i need MONEY
coredumperror ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 08:19:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Gotcha covered, friend.
EDIT: Wow, thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
Corgisgonewild ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 12:33:51 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
a saint i see.
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Oblivion9873 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:36 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
wait are you the same coredumperror as the guy on deviantart?
Prince_Edward_IV ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:53:16 on July 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
There is no better summary
pourlesgarcons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:41 on November 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it :( care to explain? sorry it's 4 months old I just found it now
Unranked_scrub ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:15:02 on November 9, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Draw. As in "a drawing".
Don't worry, I got here 20 minutes ago.
Prince_Edward_IV ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:29 on November 9, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
no idea
Crafty_Schemer ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 03:43:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeeaaahhhh!!
KCP100 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:51:01 on June 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/
[deleted] ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 14:21:40 on June 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty puns.. shitty puns everywhere.
zeroes0 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:55:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
They...they should have sent a poet ;___;
shananigans76 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:07:49 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
ScopionSniper ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:13:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Get the scraper Jerry..
randomusername1619 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 06:27:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH..
KCP100 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:51:34 on June 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/
freeze123901 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:58 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
if your comment didnt get hidden by running out of space on the main comment page, you would be rich like the others
GroundhogNight ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:49:12 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is still my all-time favorite comment in Reddit history.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:18 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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GroundhogNight ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:46:41 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now, are you the same as PM your boobs? Or were you inspired by? And, I have to ask, does it work?
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:18 on December 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I dont understand the joke???
wargasm08 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:27:26 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:56:47 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats man.
TonyBonanza ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:42:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit, you know you reddit too much when you can't bring yourself too upvote 'AWildSketchAppeared' out of fierce loyalty too 'Shitty_Watercolour'.. :( What's happening too me?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:24:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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LegendaryCatalyst ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:37:15 on September 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No one cares.
DanielEGVi ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:25:04 on September 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations on replying to a two month old thread.
badblueboy146 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:18:19 on September 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What an idiot.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:03:40 on November 3, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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badblueboy146 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:11:53 on November 3, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Only idiots!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:25 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Us smart people know to steer clear of these sorts of things...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:42 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's so simple, I don't understand how people do that.
darkwhisper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:55 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. Some people have no concept of time.
Bumwax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:05 on November 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
IKR!
GaryV83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:49:38 on November 22, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://whatyearisit.info/img/what_year_is_it.jpg
Rndom_Gy_159 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:54 on November 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
2013 ish. for now.
TeemoSelanne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:07:39 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm here guys.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:13 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Where?
DanceWithPandas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:19 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
WAT?
robspeaks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:50 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How did I get here?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:57 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's a good question.
missbteh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:50:06 on December 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Bestof.
thunderchunky34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:57 on December 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hi im lost.
SirChristoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:28 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're on reddit traveler. I was reading history books here and found this glorious peak of internet just this day.
thunderchunky34 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:38 on January 11, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What year are you from? Are you from the future? Do I ever lose my virginity?
MaidenBoots ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:26:55 on January 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No
JonCorleone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:56 on March 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello?Hello?Hello?Hello?Hello?
Is anyone out there?there?there?there?there?
qb_hqexKkw8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:51 on March 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No
oblivion5683 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:20 on April 18, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lol
oblivion5683 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:26 on April 18, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
gg
_the__doctor_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:23 on May 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The universe will end when this thread archives.
oblivion5683 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:09:35 on May 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
/gg/loll/nope. meme.
i am the meme. memes are the enemy. they hate. i want them to go away but the memes fight me, they fight back. and there is nothing i can do. memes are the internet and hitler wanted to kill the jewish people so they could not invent memes. memes stand for memes but i stand for freedom. the internet is a lie. free the memes, free the people my grandfather always said before he died of ovarian cancer. but then the memes invaded and everything changed. i know what your thinking. did he fire six memes, or only five? well too tell you the truth in all this reddit i kind've lost track myself. but seeing as this is /r/videos the most powerfull memesite in the world, and would blow your dick clean off, youve got to ask yourself one question, do i feel lucky? well do you meme?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:20 on May 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whatthefuckdidyousaytomeyoulittle..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:03 on December 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't.
WTF_SilverChair ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:56 on December 15, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Guy's a moron.
YouGotCalledAFaggot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:53 on November 3, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Some people...
ColoredScreams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:03:47 on November 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The nerve..
Their_Police ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:06 on November 9, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What was it he said in that video at the end?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:43 on November 9, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This answer works on at least two levels.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:47 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Bad grammar apparently.
galient5 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:00:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, AWSA really had a brush with death, there for a second.
badguy28 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:20:09 on September 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
ShallowBasketcase ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:33:30 on September 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
2 months late, buddy.
badguy28 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:36:04 on September 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad :/
Blackwind123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:38:59 on February 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awww
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:05 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Andarnio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:18 on December 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry i missed the bus. How late am i?
abaiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:43 on January 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not as late as me
deadbird17 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:06:51 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Or did they brush it off?
successadult ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:41:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
654165416541654 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:14:35 on December 15, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I have nothing to add, I just noticed how annoyed you get when people reply to this.
LEMON_PARTY_ANIMAL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:38 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, that's a lot of karma.
Gothmaug ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:46:24 on October 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
hahahahhahaahahaahaahhaha
ShallowBasketcase ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 15:14:48 on October 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
How are you idiots even finding this old thread?
EDIT: Like a year later. I guess people see this thread a lot. Let me explain. I was getting a ton of PMs and comments consisting of nothing but "hahahahaha," "well done, sir," and "YEEAAAAH!" for months! I ignored it most of the time, was humbled by the attention some of the time, and apparently on this particular day I decided to be an ass about it.
Sorry for calling y'all idiots!
Gothmaug ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:23:59 on October 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Someone linked to the Shittywatercolour and Sketch fight and your comment made me laugh really hard so I wrote "hahahaha"
ShallowBasketcase ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 15:26:14 on October 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Don't do that.
Gothmaug ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:02:36 on October 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry that I offended you
viperex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:20 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could pun like that
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:39:37 on July 19, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You can say that the situation was... sketchy
Clovertheory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Best use of shades ever. Hats off to you sir.
velocity92c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:50 on June 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well done.
throwaway689908 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:55 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sup bro?
blunsandbeers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:29 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
wow. this is the single greatest pun in reddit history. nothing compares or ever will compare
LeL0uch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:25:20 on July 31, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
best pun i've ever seen, great !
rburp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:19:03 on September 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
my brain can't handle it all cap'n
goldsource ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 08:54:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeahhhhhh!
hemingwayszombycorps ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:08:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhh!
wardrich ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 20:13:55 on July 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Your conclusions are a little...
(โข_โข)
( โข_โข)>โโ -โ
(โโ _โ )
...sketchy!
Azhf ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:30 on November 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Damn.
ShallowBasketcase ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 00:04:50 on December 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Five months later you reply with a pointless one word comment.
Why.
What is wrong with you people.
654165416541654 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:59 on December 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shh, shh. It's archived now. It's all over. Nobody will ever reply to your comment again.
Now you just have to wait out the PMs and the replies to all your child comments.
ShallowBasketcase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:58 on December 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The PMs have died down, thankfully.
I am relieved.
Azhf ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:10:13 on December 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Does it really matter? I don't care all about karma, unlike some people, sorry that I am not exactly like everyone else. Who cares if it is five months later? Who cares if it is one word? You aren't obligated to reply.
ShallowBasketcase ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 01:11:56 on December 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I've been getting pointless replies and PMs in response to this comment from morons like you every day for the last 5 months. It's annoying as fuck. I don't need every asshole who chuckles at some dumb thing I said half a year ago to bug me about it.
deesmutts88 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:22:49 on December 15, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Lol.
facelessness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:51 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Serious maaaan!
HerbalWine ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:37 on June 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Placing a comment here so I can backtrack later.
Damn, that was good.
onequestiononeanswer ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 06:31:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
someone make this bestof....best pun usage ever!
trizephyr ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:30:38 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to reply. don't really no why. Have a nice day!
Pleaseidentifyher ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:18:02 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
4 months later, and i still had to upvote you.
pancakehiatt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:06:32 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
sigh, Goddamnit Ross.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:42:56 on December 4, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I've never seen a more upvoted comment.
toxic_ash ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 09:45:04 on July 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Don't mind me... Just marking history
ShahrozMaster ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:15 on November 3, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well fuck thats a buttload of karma
ShallowBasketcase ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:26:57 on November 4, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'M RICH, BIATCH!!
ShallowBasketcase ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:27:10 on November 4, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How do people keep finding this old comment?
ShahrozMaster ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:58:13 on November 4, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Cause it keeps getting linked
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:44 on April 25, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got drunk and somehow ended up right here.
ShahrozMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:46 on April 25, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa
blarg_dino ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:14 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
YEEEEEAAAAAAH
ShallowBasketcase ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:04 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You really think after 4 months no one's made that comment yet?
mass_starvation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:34:45 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
YEEEEEAAAAAAH
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:42:21 on December 4, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH he does ...
[deleted] ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 13:07:03 on June 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
HHAHAHAHAHAHAA
[deleted] ยท 2379 points ยท Posted at 00:53:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
Systemizer ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:13:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/fDsYxpa.gif
SHMONO ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:02:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
6/25/2013 for me
rallets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:17 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
7/5/2013 over here
ChiliFlake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:14 on August 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
8/5/2013 representing
Malarazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:10 on August 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
8/27/2013 in da haus
DanielEGVi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:53 on September 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
9/7/2013 reporting on the case
KinkyTech ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:56 on October 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
10/29/2013 clocking in
YesButTellMeWhy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:03 on November 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
11/22/13...
Rndom_Gy_159 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:56 on November 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
2013/11/23
Jec178 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:49:16 on December 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
23/12/2013. Hi guys!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:01:01 on January 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1/5/2014.
abaiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:48 on January 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1/19/2014, sup
obamaisbatman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:36:17 on January 22, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1/21/14, keepin it alive
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:44:50 on January 23, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
23/01/14 - UK represent!
Ass4ssinX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:12:33 on February 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2/2/2014, ahem...
Jansmaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:52 on March 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
3/2/2014, Direct.
Lovewarevolution ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:54:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This was basically more exciting than the oscars... So many celebrities.
Infamise ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:27:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Me too!
Double0KneeGro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:42:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This battle will be told for ages.
injygo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:51:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Here's another pointless comment to add to the pile.
krazykoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:35:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me while I post to reserve my spot in the history books.
renernavilez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Right behind you...... Prepare your external anal sphincter
noimnotchinese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
yeah im just going to throw my foot in the door as well
lucklessone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:46 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
cough
DirtyWooster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:42:05 on August 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Cough drop?
lost_woods ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK MAN ME TOO!!! LEST WE FORGET!!!
BobTehCat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:53:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting for proof.
DanielEGVi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:21 on September 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting for proof for proof.
BobTehCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:55 on September 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Too late dude, sorry.
Ya missed it
DanielEGVi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:04 on September 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Aww :(
BODYBUTCHER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
IT WAS FUCKING BRUTAL MAN! BRUTAL MAN!
Kittygus1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was beautiful.
BenAfleckIsAnOkActor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Don't mind me, just commentmarking.
Ostsnollen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Never forget.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's also my birthday. Literally the best birthday present I could EVER have.
Patjeff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:06 on November 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Mah birthday
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
TryToMakeSongsHappen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Snow in the park and skaters on the ice
slutticus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I was here too. Would just like to be a part of this day in history. Thanks.
PixelCookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"Where were you on 6/24?"
MillsonWillson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
A day immortalised in history
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:12 on June 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I was there 6/27/2013
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:18 on June 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't ):
ShahrozMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:02 on November 3, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I WASN't!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:36 on November 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
ME TOO
DireLines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:10 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually a pretty substantial bragging right. This thread is about the most epic thing to have actually happened. ShallowBasketcase's comment was like a cherry on top.
SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH ยท 2962 points ยท Posted at 00:43:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
...are you guys 69'ing?
L0rdenglish ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 00:46:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
it appears so
lift_heavy64 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:12:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
best. thread. ever.
only_upvotes_ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:51:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's totally whats happening there.
zeitg3ist ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 00:59:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dude they are wrestling .. No homo
_bennylava_ ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:02:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
its stretching them out.. no homo
everyoneknowsabanana ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:15:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Just another day in slothsville.
williamwzl ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:06:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
wrassle
BreadAndToast ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:03:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was the only logical conclusion to this battle.
ins4n1ty ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:35:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
CAN THEY SKETCH THAT NOW??
TheWhiteeKnight ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 02:31:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
SHUT THE FUCK UP SUSAN, GOD, YOU'RE ALWAYS SUCH A BITCH.
viperex ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:42:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's guy love. That's all it is
cheapdvds ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:53:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's the right way to end a story...
mister_gone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:50:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Make love, not war.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:48:51 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Voak ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:11:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, you better enjoy that. I have you tagged as the guy who'll cut his dick off with a butter knife if Ender's Game is bad. I'm going to hold you to that.
TheWhiteCrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:28 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
They have a pill for that.
_bennylava_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
definitely a happy ending
mechakingghidorah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:28 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's like that song the Devil went down to Georgia, but with art.
shoganaiyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that how we greet each other these days?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Now I know the username of Captain Obvious!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
but... but... where's the head? oh my!...
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:52:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's a shitty thing to ask.
Fuzzy_Logik ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 01:16:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
you fucked it up you fucking bitch.
wicked_pissah ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:39:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, way to go, Susan.
[deleted] ยท 878 points ยท Posted at 00:48:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is some East Coast/West Coast, Bloods/Crips, Sharks/Jets-shit going down.
JohnMcGurk ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:27:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I understand the East/West and Bloods/Crips thing but what do San Jose and Winnipeg have to do with this?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:57:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! Not sure if serious .. but it was a reference to West Side Story (an American musical about a couple street gangs in the 1950s).
JohnMcGurk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely not serious. I'm old enough to know
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:08:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's not even the half of it. This is like Captain Kirk fist-fighting Luke Skywalker!
derajydac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[SHOTS FIRED] They both emerged as victors though
thisismyusernam ยท 1356 points ยท Posted at 00:49:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Everyone here has just witnessed history. The great battle of the two best novelty accounts in reddit. Then the makeup 69ing they did. I'm sure you all will tell your grandchildren about this wonderful thing you have seen.
RorschachTesticle ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 02:05:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The last ShittyWaterColour fight ended with SWC being temporarily banned and RedditNoir being exposed as Karmanaut.
I'm just glad that none of my heroes fell today.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:47:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:15:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
I think he is talking about this, which led to this.
Fliffs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:00:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I need to see this too.
RorschachTesticle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the thread. Unfortunately, RedditNoir deleted all of his comments, but you could try using one of the deleted comment reading plugins.
Here's the bestof post about it, with the top comment "Hey everyone, Morpheus is fighting Neo!"
Sir-Barks-a-Lot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:28 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Peaceful Diplomacy
Gotterdamerrung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I just witnessed that.
Zur1ch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Into hyperbole, are we?
fart_brigade ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:15:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Epic
owwhatthe ยท 705 points ยท Posted at 01:20:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxq1eOcso1ryjwc0.gif
ojosdemapache ยท 2454 points ยท Posted at 00:46:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We are witnessing the best moment in reddit history
10000reasons ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 00:56:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I will tell my robot grandchildren about this.
DJbluntz ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:14:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
These talented novelty accounts really stole the show. No one really cares about this poor guys video anymore.
Brinner ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:19:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
you mean... NO ONE CARES
bhamv ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:01:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I was here to witness the art duel of the ages.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:23:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I were here.
garandx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:56:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Easily comment thread of the year.
mariochu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:00:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Better than the cumbox?
Nman77 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:11:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Itshappening.gif
boo5000 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:45:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm crying tears of joy and my gf tells me "you need to get out of the house."
REDDIT HISTORY! No words.
HANGRYMAN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was beautiful.
NotSoFatThrowAway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's so hard to find something memorable to say in these moments.
So, Penis
Esenem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Toasting in an epic shed.
cassus_fett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
its...its beautiful
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Its got all the awesome of Obamas first election and yet will have none of the bitter, soul destroying disappointments that came later.
roman_urban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Holeeey. This thread deserves his very own Reddit trophy/badge.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:56 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And thank god I found it before it was archived so I can be part of it.
allubros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Or at least, the year you've been a user
boo5000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:28:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Best in history. I win.
omgsus ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
For such a summer-shit post. Oh well, I'll take what I can get.
dunSHATmySelf ยท 333 points ยท Posted at 00:48:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
What a Slothsage fest
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Slothsage fest
dunSHATmySelf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
snowgeek ยท 423 points ยท Posted at 00:49:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Aww.. /u/AWildSketchAppeared and /u/Shitty_Watercolour, you two are swell.
lejefferson ยท 774 points ยท Posted at 01:56:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Final Score
/u/Shitty_Watercolour
7643 points per post
/u/AWildSketchAppeared
7910 points per post
Winner (so far) :
/u/AWildSketchAppeared
EDIT:
Last edited and tallied December 8th 10:00 a.m GMT
After several months of ups and downs the tides have turned in the favor of Mr. Sketch, newly crowned champion sixth months after this day that will live on in reddit infamy.
/u/AWildSketchAppeared
the_pacifier ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:44:49 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
gg
NoOriginality ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:42:36 on July 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
But if you do it round by round (excluding sketch's first post) Sketch won 3 of 4 rounds. You could view this from different angles
lejefferson ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:29:15 on July 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds like an oddly specific way of doing it. After the first post Shitty was always the one replying so you can expect him to get fewer upvotes as they diminish every time. I think it's pretty obvious that the fairest way to judge this was by points per post. Especially since Sketch posted more comments than Shitty.
NoOriginality ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:35:27 on July 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sketch posted 5 shitty posted 4. But sketch's first post was not part of the war, shitty initiated it with the reply. After that they went back and forth. To me it makes sense to judge it round by round. Who's comeback was better? But everyone thinks differently
lejefferson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:49 on July 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
But sketch's first post was the highest rated comment in the thread. Exposing it to more upvotes. Shitty was always the one replying, because each of his comments in a subcategory to the previous comment. So his comments are going to get less and less exposure than Sketches. Shitty probably would have won by a lot more if this were not the case. Who's comeback was better is clearly a subjective measurement. The only way to measure that is by total upvotes. So even though shitty was at a disadvantage because he was always the replier he still had more which is a pretty clear victory.
NoOriginality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:59 on July 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty's first comment was the highest... Most likely because it was calling for battle lol
lejefferson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:00 on July 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Right. I was referring to Sketchs first comment being the first comment that everyone sees. So it's going to get upvoted a lot more simply because of that fact. Yet even though Shitty was the replier he still had more upvotes. And it wasn't calling for a battle. It became a battle later. It was just a really great reply to the original comment.
NoOriginality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:02 on July 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Like I said, we see the situation different. We are both right in our own way. But I will agree that shitty's first reply was hilarious. I might just be biased in this because personally I liked sketch's posts a little more
lejefferson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:01 on July 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's fine. I think the argument is whether this was the correct way to judge the "winner". And I think this is clearly the best way to do it. The fairest way would have been to measure total upvotes and downvotes but because Sketch posted more drawings that was impossible. The only fair way then was to take the total upvotes per post. This is really the only logical way to assess the winner.
victhebitter ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:04:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
not really a final score then, is it?
lejefferson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:49:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Well it's not a final score, it's who's the winner so far as the votes are still coming in. I have been and will be continually editing this for accuracy however and Mr. Shitty still appears to be the champion of this here duel.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 09:21:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, you make the funnies
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 05:52:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, you make the funnies
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:32:08 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
you should update this soon, before it gets archived.
Defenestresque ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:31:34 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I realize I'm replying to a 5-month-old thread, but I was bored.. so here are the upvotes converted into percentages and the averages:
/u/AWildSketchAppeared:
/u/Shitty_Watercolour:
Winner: /u/AWildSketchAppeared
ViewSonik ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:31:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, my vote actually counted in something
Neten ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:33:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/u/Shitty_Watercolour
roper1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:23:45 on December 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Better give a final update quick! The Archive is coming
cheezebrelephaffe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:20 on November 11, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Updated Score: /u/AWildSketchAppeared with 7678.8 points per post and /u/Shitty_Watercolour with 7426.5 points per post. /u/AWildSketchAppeared is now the winner and champion by a margin of 252.3 points per post.
MrGDavies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:25 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's some dedication there.
BorjaX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:26:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. Watercolour has 2968 and Sketch 3002. Why did Watercolour win?
lejefferson ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:32:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I had it backwards in my last update. It's been corrected. Shitty has 3002 and Sketch has 2968. Thanks for pointing that out.
BorjaX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:50:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Was suspecting that hehe Thanks for the heads up.
Diptura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:23 on November 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I demand a recount!
hakuna_tamata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:55 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Who won? Who's next?
Blackwind123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:20 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
YOU DECIDE!
Blackwind123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:17 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Check again.
huge_toes ยท 147 points ยท Posted at 00:43:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sloths are the symbol of peace
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:46:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's an odd looking ying yang...
derajydac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Especially when they 69
Brinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Nh8PyXW.jpg
TaipanTacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And rape
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Is true, we're pretty chill
Annathiika ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 00:45:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
KEEP FIGHTING!! It must be to the DEATH
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I am a peaceful man...but this is a war that must not end
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:28 on August 31, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Two men enter, one man leaves! Two men enter, one man leaves!
doxob ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:14:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
WORLDSTARHIPHOP DOT COM
1000papercranes ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 00:53:28 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was amazing! OP should feel honored. Ha, and I would love to see Shitty_Watercolour's first response on a shirt.
Aganhim ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:04:11 on August 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How did I miss this the first time around?
KeybladeSpirit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:37 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just as surprised as you are.
jenbenfoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:43 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I just asked myself the same question!
Badassguard ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:09:02 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
POSTED 5 MONTHS BEFORE, I HAVE TIME TO COMMENT KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE PEOPLE!
TARDIS-BOT ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:55:54 on May 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hurtling through the annals of reddit, the TARDIS-BOT finds threads of old, creating points in time for Reddit Time Lords to congregate.
This thread can now be commented in for 6 more months.
Visit /r/RedditTimeLords to become a companion.
arminius_saw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:47:19 on May 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This...this was a good thread.
danthezombieking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:45 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Still alive!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:39:54 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
danthezombieking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:58 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
hyperventalates
Arterra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:33:28 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
More like to save this for when I get to a computer. This must be properly experienced.
ramen244 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:28 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely fantastic. Reddit History, this is.
theNYEHHH ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 00:43:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god.
ianelinon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:17:01 on August 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
i came from the future, other shit like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:56 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
WE HAVE TO TELL THEM ABOUT HITLER!
Kakkuonhyvaa ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:26:10 on September 3, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is absolutely amazing.
[deleted] ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 01:03:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This peace disgusts me. I'm going to have to fix it.
http://i.imgur.com/6EWZ2Ss.png
Luuklilo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:08:57 on December 13, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I WANT TO BE A PART
Tf2sniper34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:28 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Wait for me.
Quebe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We're witnessing history here folks.
funksonme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So glad I was here to see this unfold!
iuy78 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:56:49 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is a glorious day.
lhuerta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:13:23 on July 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Post to save. Also, quite late, but I also witnessed history.
doctor_feelsgood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:10 on August 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And again
FERRITofDOOM ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:05:02 on November 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was fun.
Chezzabe ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 00:44:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, pretty sure Sketch just won.
Shitty_Watercolour ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 01:24:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/kEZ7WwA.jpg
SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:42:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That movie had one of the most terrifying villains for a kid's film. The scene with the boy eating the cake was so disturbing.
noodlesfordaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:29 on July 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
what movie..?
SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:22 on July 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Matilda.
curf ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:30:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Don't doubt /u/Shitty_Watercolour. He always wins
dunSHATmySelf ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:10:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Brown noser
BigRubberMallet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, you got some sloth 69, what are you complaining about?
kalxen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
As the battle draws to a close, sloth finds his new interest hiding in the closet... Tap tap and a whisper, "Do you know the difference between jam and jelly..."
puck17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm most impressed how quickly you can watercolor!
Chezzabe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:21:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ha, thanks Shitty. You really made my day.
Reddit_III ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting to save my place in this epic thread
Furumpus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It was a draw
MagnificentJake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone wins here.
ViewSonik ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have to agree
WINTER_1S_COMING ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:46 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yeah
Dr0me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
10/10 would view again.
MoarBaconStrips ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.minus.com/ibydpDUXpX4sU5.gif
Roieye3256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:30 on September 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
yus
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was fun.
j_smittz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is it. I have finally witnessed reddit history. I am...I am...going to go outside now.
Chassel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:20 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
All I want to say is thank you both for who and what you are.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
David Bowie to officiate.
another-thing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So... is the great battle of the reddit artists over?
m3000m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
trackkid31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I knew there would come a day like this when they would meet
GMANinGA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This'll be on /r/bestof within the hour...
hemingwayszombycorps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
INTERNET FIGHT!!!!!!
lancequ01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
MORE!!!
Ninjasquirtle4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I really enjoyed that
batfiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You guys. That was fucking magical.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Best. Ending. Evar.
M002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
commenting to commemorate the greatest thread ever.
DaBuhl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
T-this is historical...
im-only-human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That happened.
wangstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Look at you two with your filthy, filthy karma.
luke6080 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:51 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This thread just happened. I'm not sure why or how, but it did.
TheyCallMeSuperChunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:01 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my fucking god what did I just witness!
Jondro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have enough upvotes for you two. Even if I lived 10 lifetimes, I wouldn't have enough.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
From now on there will be two kinds of redditors - those who witnessed this crazy beautiful love, and those lesser who come afterwards and who can only aspire to have been here for this - and they will say with wistful voices... "If only", while the rest of us can sit back, tears glistening in fond memory and say.. "We were there !"
Himeetoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm making this comment just for proof that I was here.
OnlyHalfKidding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
People are just replying to this to prove they were here.
wandering2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is just like the wizard duel in The Sword in the Stone
King_Sasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/u/AWildSketchAppeared and /u/Shitty_Watercolour showed up in the same thread.
This is the best birthday ever.
DreamAeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
6/25/2013
Never forget
TracyMorganFreeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That escalated and resolved itself at an appropriate rate.
midwestkel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This was awesome!
kappetan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was fucking amazing. Thanks guys!
Akiba89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This was the best thing to ever happen on reddit
teganandsararock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
i looked at these pictures give me karma
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it, I saw with my eyes and felt with my soul.
CrinSai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:01 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
o_0 Did I witness a miracle?
vanilla_only ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
this day will go down in reddit history. HI MOM!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And so this happened..
sirbowtie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
boy, years from now, on a sunny sunday, children of shitty_watercolor and AWildSketchAppeared will auction off these in a buddle; I can see it being sold for a thousands... This is their legacy...
heveabrasilien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Damn ... that was pretty epic.
pacers31917 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And forever it shall be.
Quick_Draw_MickGraw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I seent it! I seent history
Minifig81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This must be like what Howard Carter felt like when looking upon King Tutt's tomb in 1923.
jkbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
:)
thelonewolf_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I was here !
sanhozay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
this is hands down the most epic battle on reddit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's hot.
Voids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I was there. Where were you?
Unstable_Table ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sweating, that was too intense
RabidWalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you both for this awesome experience. Happy birthday to meeeee
ChocolateMeoww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This just happened. I was there.
StopThatDoor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful.
Killgunner27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Did this really just happen?!
chowder138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What were we talking about again?
32koala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Astounding.
HashSlingingSlash3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No words. Only dreams now.
carpenoctem13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why am I crying right now? Life is beautiful...
honthro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Disregard this message. I just want to be a part of this beautiful phenomenon
StockPhotosOfFruit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/grL1DIf.jpg
linkybaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Draw!
Vacster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I feel important by witnessing such a moment.
drlemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So that just happened.
technojamin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It always comes back to sloths. Always.
tartio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This... was beautiful.
elim5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is absolutely amazing.
BonoboUK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
For what it's worth, AWildSketchAppeared won pretty much every round.
TheDude_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Stupendous!
awesomeoooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
6/24/13 for proof
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This just happened.
StranTheBarbarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Posting to be seen HI PUMKINLEAF
resident16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:17 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
...what just happened.
Solomaxwell6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sketch and Watercolour fought.
Everybody won.
Nebakanezzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Man, shit just got real. I saw all these links with gold and thought, "wtf are we just handing out gold today all nilly willy?" I was not prepared for that
bigtyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Happy porn ending is the best ending.
luizfar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
you guys drew epicness into this thread.
SalZoRz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You guys must have been furiously at it with drawing utensils getting replies going.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I was also here today
Mama_June ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Nowkiss.jpg
aelfgifu1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best thing I've ever seen on reddit.
Bunny_Ninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This was the best fight ever.
ColonelRuffhouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Literally the best thing I've seen on reddit so far.
beefymexican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Did this shit just happened on a monday?... this weeks going to be crazy.
assorted_pastry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
sweet jesus, that was awesome
bebensiganteng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
tag
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
toasting in epic bread
DanTalks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dear God, this thread was magical!
Crappy_Doodler ยท 2181 points ยท Posted at 00:49:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
http://i.imgur.com/yqEozJv.jpg
EDIT Highest rated comment ever, just wanted to say thanks for the love :')
coughalsocheckoutmykickstarterthatimdoingwithstorytellerbobcough
rimmyrim ยท 441 points ยท Posted at 01:09:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Follow your dreams, crappy doodler.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:38:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is where it began.
The Dawn of Crappy_Doodler
hey_i_tried ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
one day ill make it... i dont really have a niche tho
sinschampion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Are you taking niche suggestions?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:23 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You'll be there someday
GuantanaMo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:26:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Crappy Doodler, keep it up, Crappy Doodler dandy..
MauledByPorcupines ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 01:10:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's ok, Crappy_Doodler. You'll get your due one of these days. One of these days...
Crappy_Doodler ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:50:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanna be famous and make a book ;(
xin_kuzi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:14:23 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
One of these days...
Crappy_Doodler ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:24:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/MGqw1UW.jpg
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:05:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to make it, don't worry.
xin_kuzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well, consider me a fan!
coredumperror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean... his doodle.
AbsurdWebLingo ยท 343 points ยท Posted at 00:53:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/0xAp06b.gif
ShouldBeAnUpvoteGif ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:18 on July 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first time I've seen one of my upvotes in the wild!
[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 05:10:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Tagged you as "new kid on the block". Make us proud.
Crappy_Doodler ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:33:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Wq3VPbg.jpg
The_Gray_Pilgrim ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:11:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
we love you too crappy doodler, your crappy doodles brighten my days :-)
transcontinental_man ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:25:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Since self-promotion is a sin, I'll take up the mantel.
Obligatory link to the aforementioned Kickstarter.
M002 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:56:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
you're new here, but one day you could be the greatest kid. Just keep your head up.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:46 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
They look like they're wearing blackface...
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 09:23:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Crappy_Doodler ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:30:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
::shrug:: normally I wouldn't, but I'm pushin that kickstarter. Gotta be persistent, figured it was a good opportunity to be visible.
visualmagic ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 00:35:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Best thing about this, is you can't tell who's arm is holding the knife :)
P_Sneezum ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:37:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
third sloth? (Now's your chance onwatching novelty drawing account)
ckuiper ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:34:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
a peace offering!
Chezzabe ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 00:34:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, here comes the draw.
Too soon, too soon...
RUPTURED_ASSHOLE ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:40:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You lead us to believe you were starting a pun thread
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It was too subtle, even he did not notice.
sixwaystobrendan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
A pun thread within a sketch battle? I can't picture it.
gryffindors_bitch ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:40:01 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It was fun while it lasted.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's what she said.
Legato2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I posted this to "best of Reddit" http://www.reddit.com/r/bestOfReddit/comments/1h08h3/uawildsketchappeared_and_ushitty_watercolour/
NoShameInternets ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:42:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Very rarely do I upvote a thread solely on the merit of its comments. This is one of those occasions. Everyone needs to see this.
10Points4Gryffindor ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:38:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Shitty_Watercolour and AWildSketchAppeared are both just lovable furry animals.
9874102365 ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 00:33:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Awwww. Now kiss.
alkorion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:35:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh they're kissing alright, you can be certain of that much!
_bennylava_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:37:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
can he retaliate boobs with knife? what do rules say?
Maxfunky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:41:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Reddit can shut down now. It's served it's purpose.
OXYMON ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:42:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously guys, how can u be that fast at drawing pics?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:43:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
the boobs did it!
P_Sneezum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yep dat sloth got a cute lil knife.
I_utilize_Caps_Lock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm actually really enjoying this. I would prefer to see things escalate even more.
ApostropheD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So.... Uh.... What's with the knife
ObligatoryPokemonRef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
My dad is in the hospital with chest pains right now. You managed to take my mind off it for a few seconds for the first time in hours.
Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:22 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful. I have no words
SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
FINISH HIM
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
that was the best thing I've ever seen
shitty_voice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/mOZFbYp.jpg
EdbertTheGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
is this real right now?
Wr3ckin_Cr3w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is fucking awesome.
SunneyN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Now kiss! hahaha xD awesome thread :P
Fithausen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:44 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
My last name is Fite, I feel like a part of Reddit history.
sirms ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 00:17:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god I can't believe this is happening.
1000papercranes ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 00:55:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Did your shoebox just get a little heavier? Mine sure did.
Gluverty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I was wondering why this was getting so many upvotes...
Zephyrv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is reddit history right here
GenericBadGuyNumber3 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
HL3 Confirmed.
AbsurdWebLingo ยท 433 points ยท Posted at 00:16:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ooo. Shitty_Watercolour has AWildSketchAppeared on the ropes and, LOOK AT THIS AWildSketchAppeared has resorted to dirty tactics and pulled out the boob card! A boob card has been played and no officials are around to disqualify him!
Originalmon ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 00:18:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It looks as if the officials are too busy staring at the boobs.
GuantanaMo ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 00:22:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Guilty as charged.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:20:51 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dastardly, I tell ya.
ExcuseMyTriceratops ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:43:28 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I officially con-boob this.
GenericBadGuyNumber3 ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 00:26:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I really didn't think /u/Shitty_Watercolour could come back from the Jesus smoking pot in the pot sketch. I was wrong. This is amazing.
aab720 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:42:32 on September 19, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Wasnt a proper response imo
GenericBadGuyNumber3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:35 on September 19, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dude.. you can hardly talk about relevant responses when you're commenting on a two month old thread!
aab720 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:31 on September 19, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Is it really that old??
GenericBadGuyNumber3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:01 on September 19, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
yes...the time posted is displayed beside the usernames of every comment..
aab720 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:55 on September 19, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Not on alienblue its not
Soopaman ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:21:46 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The audience waits eagerly, expecting shitty_watercolor to counter with a cat.
Chezzabe ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 00:22:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
At this point my vote is on Sketchy.
Nifta ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 00:26:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
A sketchy guess at best. I'll pencil in my vote that their brush with one another will end in a draw.
Originalmon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:33:01 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Are you gonna leave any puns for the rest of us?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Erase that last bit. On paper this looks to be quite a grey area.
ipown11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yep let's call it a draw.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps you could paint in the blanks in my picture of the scene?
BesottedScot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was amazing.
Schoffleine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an official official and I'm letting it slide. It's official.
DatHoneyBadger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
MicrowaveNuts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
WHATS TAKING THEM SO LONG
Brought_Some_Cheetos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Battle between the gods!
Time-For-A-Wank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shhh. Mods are asleep.
Oswaldwashere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I heard /u/aWildSketchAppeared is actually /u/apostolate
FLHCv2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
ninja_snail ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 00:16:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best thing ever
[deleted] ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 00:15:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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kerrrsmack ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:29:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Insulting sloth = instant loss. He or she had no choice, I tell you!
Kynandra ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:33:01 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Snitches get stitches.
_bennylava_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Snitches get stitches, for being punk bitches, who end up in ditches.
RandomHeroDan ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:25:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest thing that has ever happened on reddit.
BrianDawkins ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:17:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
There is no fucking way that took you 10 minutes.
IamtheCosmosKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:21 on November 3, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm, two novelty accounts of the same type, both belonging to a single individual, and this whole thing was premeditated with premade pictures.
not_far_in_evolution ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 00:21:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif
ImplyingImplicati0ns ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 00:14:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dis gonna be good
GreenCardMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:46 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
it was good
LiterallyKesha ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 00:13:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How I'm watching this go down.
forza101 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 00:17:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Surely the next logical watercolor is a topless chick no?
[deleted] ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 00:19:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty doesn't do NSFW watercolours. He keeps it classy in this bitch.
forza101 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:28:23 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Okay
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:27:45 on November 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
forza101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:59 on November 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you find/reply to this comment?
It's been five months.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:34:11 on November 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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forza101 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:36:20 on November 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite. It's just surprising someone would comment on a somewhat useless comment.
Edit: I see you are going to old posts and commenting on them.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:38:23 on November 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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forza101 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:41:15 on November 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I guess so. Just old one usually don't get commented.
Is this something new you are trying out?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:49:04 on November 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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forza101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:52:27 on November 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Which one?
lolrainbowsoutmyass ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:31:42 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The world may never know.
forza101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:06 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I know man.
BionicBeans ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:35:58 on December 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure I got it figured out.
forza101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:30 on December 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's great!
ShallowBasketcase ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:02:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I distinctly remember him doing at least one.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:22:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
so beautiful!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:37:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Me right now
SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:13:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why did this fight turn into sloth porn?
[deleted] ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 00:14:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not complaining.
SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:16:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He should be disqualified for using boobs as a cheap shot.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:18:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hey... shitty could top him by paying up on that rectal explosion he owes us.
Bruyn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:27:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He should be disqualified for using boobs with a cheap sloth.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:38 on June 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Me either
GuantanaMo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:23:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/slothporn
JoJokerer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:30:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is some spy vs spy level shit.
vsal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
My guess is an 36DD with and under/over of 4
Brinner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:16:51 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think everyone can agree slothboobs turned what could have been a nasty affair into something truly beautiful
Evanderson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That just happened.
Cobnor2451 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Now I'm on your team.
Robby_Digital ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's getting weird now!
JRockPSU ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:49 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
...when an unmovable object meets an unstoppable force.
tyrghast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
At first you had me interest, now you have me attention
jjsreddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
this is fucking awesome.
nrbartman ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:28:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Settle down Macklemore.
archylittle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit, we've peaked after this exchange. We can all go outside now.
dodeleek88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
There's so much awesome my eyes are starting to bleed
Mcoov ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:01 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Get your tickets ready ladies and gentlemen because HERE COMES THE KARMA TRAIN!
akubar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
clash of the fucking titans
sadws123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:49 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
A battle of epic proportions
TipMcVenus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What did I just witness?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Someone post this to r/bestof stat!
LinkerGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/bestof
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:01 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's too bad that bestof banned the default subs, because this whole thread probably deserves to be there.
sabuadevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm... This should at least be submitted to the reddit museum subreddit.
spaceguy101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:17 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
dang, AWildSketchAppeared is getting firskaaay!
brett6781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most epic battle of the century
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I just witnessed history!
Itroll4love ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
sloth is buying a motorboat tonight!
BUBBA_BOY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yes ... that's nice.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:13:23 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
_bennylava_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
nah, please continue. For a redditor this thing is better than nude dance-off between Shakira and Beyonce.
AbsurdWebLingo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:21:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Almost nude dance-off between Shakira and Beyonce
nermid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:28 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You know what?
I'm glad this is back.
_bennylava_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:49 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
yes! I love being rick rolled
Originalmon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Spoiler alert!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Or even Shakira and Lou Ferrigno!
MX21 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:13:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I love you.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was the coolest experience I've ever had on reddit. Thank you.
zaffrex ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
someone give this man gold.
slupo ยท 736 points ยท Posted at 00:05:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!
AzurewynD ยท 287 points ยท Posted at 00:16:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
JEEESUS CHRIST, THEY'RE FAST!
T-TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEUROKINETICS!
THEY'RE WAY ABOVE NORMAL!
oddzuki ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 00:46:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
RIP Mouse
pennywise53 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:48:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's OK, he's selling deathsticks to Obi-Wan now.
Apatomoose ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:44:50 on June 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going home to rethink my life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:42 on November 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I take a medium deathsticks with my Big Mac.
Panty_fiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:52 on August 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
On a side note I was working reception at a Mac store when Mouse came in with a broken MacBook.
funkyjuice ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:05:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Its over 9000!!!
r34lity ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:20:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Which is which?
nermid ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:26:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty_Watercolour came first and is well-known even outside our community, whereas AWildSketchAppeared is the new guy with loads of potential.
...
This is in-depth enough that I wish I knew how to turn it into a Bel-Air or something. Drat.
KySnow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:13:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
*Moshimo
Simonzi ยท 227 points ยท Posted at 00:06:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Plot twist: /u/Shitty_Watercolour and /u/AWildSketchAppeared are the same person with dissociative identity disorder.
vsal ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 00:09:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was common knowledge that everyone is /u/karmanaut
iGilmer ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 00:23:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shut up, /u/karmanaut. Nobody cares about our stupid conspiracies.
jack12354 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 04:19:23 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
excellent
zakos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:15:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I am also /u/karmanaut. true story.
karmapopsicle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:22:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I too am /u/karmanaut.
nermid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:27:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Are we just trying to piss /u/karmanaut off by spamming my inbox, here?
karmapopsicle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:30:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Guys, seriously, stop linking to /u/karmanaut's profile. I'm having trouble keeping up with all these messages.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:46:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Please don't give me, I mean /u/karmanaut gold.
karmapopsicle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:03:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
People just keep giving me gold. I've never bought it for myself, but I've had it since November 2012, and it's still good through April 2014!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
I've never had gold. The only thing I like about it is loading 100 subreddits instead of 50
karmapopsicle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:11:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I am a generous man. Pay it forward!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! Thanks so much! I will definitely pay this forward.
Nomen_Heroum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:47:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Did this deeply-nested comment seriously just get gold?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I suppose it did.
HellsNels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We're all one with the Great Wankershim. It's always been Wankershim.
goalstopper28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:52 on July 9, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
or /u/apostolate
GenericBadGuyNumber3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:28:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I would marry that person, regardless of physical appearance or gender.
Joe59788 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:13:12 on July 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for saying DID and not schizophrenia.
Chezzabe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think sketch would have to be the more perverted side and shitty has some deep obsession with sloths.
dodeleek88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it be hilarious if the two accounts are just one guy whoring karma? right guys? RIGHT?!
/r/karmaconspiracy
Sneaky_Devil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't that happen once? I remember a thread in which /u/Shitty_Watercolour and /u/RedditNoir battled, but in the end they were both /u/karmanaut. Writing that now, it sounds less likely.
Simonzi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:30:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Woah woah woah. /u/Shitty_Watercolour is /u/karmanaut as well? Knew about /u/RedditNoir, but wasn't aware of that.
Edit: And wait a minute. Wasn't karmanaut the one who banned Shitty_Watercolour from /r/IAMA originally for posting links to his website every once in a while?
Yes, he was.
So did he just ban himself to hide an identity?
Sneaky_Devil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I got it wrong.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Would love to see Hollywood greenlight this movie!
A_WILD_PONY-APPEARED ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hello everyone, I understand this is a joke but I am seeing some possible misinformation on mental illness, so I would like to clarify something.
Not only is it impossible to have both schizophrenia and bipolar disorder at the same time, schizophrenia does not mean a person has multiple personalities, otherwise known as Dissociative identity disorder.
Simonzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Edited just for you :)
A_WILD_PONY-APPEARED ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you! I wasn't expecting that. :)
Bhavin411 ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 00:05:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This battle of Shitty_Watercolour vs AWildSketchAppeared is better than the original post.
grabs_popcorn.gif
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:33:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What original post?
Jsinmyah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's why I'm here.
dtfan5191 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
History is being written at this moment
Jayfire137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I already forgot what thread this was....all I know is I need to save it for history now
Helios_Sol ยท 323 points ยท Posted at 00:02:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
http://i.imgur.com/27EFmaa.gif
Even better.
BorjaX ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 00:05:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Z1k9hPa.jpg
JamacanMeBacon ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:43:23 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Gif format :D
_Ag ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:24:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh so fucking hard. I needed that. Thanks!
vsal ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 00:03:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most relevant that this GIF will ever be.
GuantanaMo ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:04:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Until /r/news gets the headline "Kid strangled by sloth".
meltedlaundry ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:05:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/retiredgif would be a good place to share this thought
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
done.
here's a link to the /r/retiredgif post
NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:15:20 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/retiredgif
Originalmon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:07:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dat edit.
bizness_kitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
They look like goddamn Wolverine claws.
sqdnleader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/retiredgif
Wei-N ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 00:00:46 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's like when parents fight. I don't want anyone to win!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
exactly. like, you dont want it to end.
beaucm ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 00:05:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Me reading this thread
Auspicion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hey everybody. This guy looks like a sloth!
pizzaazzip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think that guy looks like Simon Pegg!
sometimesUseful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
RES pulled up a naked Asian chick behind your "jpg". If I had gold you and RES would both get some.
russw74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean?
sometimesUseful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:19 on June 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is what i get of RES when i hover over the link - NSFW
russw74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:49 on June 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ok. Is RES the reddit program you can install?
sometimesUseful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:32 on June 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
RES = Reddit Enhancement Suite It's an extension for the important browsers (i.e. everything but IE)
bitchboybaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the master?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's Simon Pegg (though John Simm coincidentally guest stars in the episode of Spaced that gif was taken from).
SaintSchultz ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 00:06:49 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/3fg3raQ.jpg
ataraxic89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This should be remembered for all time.
vsal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:01:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/8A65czr.gif
9874102365 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
you win.
GuantanaMo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I'd say it's a tie. Can't wait for the rematch.
Dumebuggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I want this hanging in my room.
DeathToPennies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/efU70.jpg
stash0606 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
why do I keep reading your name as DeathToPenises ?
DeathToPennies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's a common mistake. Happens often.
enfermedad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's beautiful.
allubros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty, how did you manage to capture AWSA's appearance so well?
NeedsMoreCow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Epic art off!
ThatGuyWithAnAccent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:23 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This was so much fun :)
LordAegeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING
karateka_fan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Is it... is it over?
brickmack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is crazy
Not_A_Greenhouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
posting here to be part of the historic moment that is this...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
next watercolour should be AWSA fapping!
Edit: did I just ruin it by mentioning...
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 23:59:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
stoooges ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:01:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me. We're here for Mr. Shitty.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:00:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Don't take the bait Sketch!
aMANescape ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:00:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
the ol hail murray
GoldenPineapple ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:01:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god that's terrifying
GuantanaMo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:02:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Welp. But I don't wanna. I'm not tired.
GuantanaMo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
( - Joffrey Baratheon)
Re1nForce ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:02:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
SLOTHS CAN PAINT WITH FUCKING WATERCOLOUR NOW OH SHIT
Meltingteeth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:03:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Guys... Guys... This is history.
Originalmon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:03:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
SO MUCH AWESOME!
Saturnious90 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:04:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I hope this will go on forever
BeHereNow91 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:04:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking do it.
Kijafa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:07:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sloth period is still going strong obviously.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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Troutfist ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:01:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell? That gif doesn't even make sense.
sulkee ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 23:59:59 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/z9YzT3l.gif
Frostedchunks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:29:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking love this gif
LiterallyKesha ยท 695 points ยท Posted at 23:46:28 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif
GenericBadGuyNumber3 ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 00:01:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was the greatest battle in the history of Reddit. Two behemoths of the community, going head to head, trading blows like two heavyweight boxers from the 1930's where they would go 101 rounds until one died of exhaustion. This was Mew vs Mewtwo all over again, and I loved every second of it.
Hotwir3 ยท 167 points ยท Posted at 00:09:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/pRCiPEk.gif
_Ag ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 00:29:23 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"What the fuck do I do?!"
TamashiiNoKyomi ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:43:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Is that his clone?
Redrum_sir_is_murdeR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:08:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
that shit truly was epic
nootrino ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:48:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.imgur.com/lrIdGAv.gif
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:49 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
it's not over yet! btw
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Can you give me some reference?
Zephyrv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking it was like Groudon vs Kyogre
BigRubberMallet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just so glad I was here on THIS DAY to witness this.
vsal ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 23:57:54 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/8A65czr.gif
phantomknight ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 00:10:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.minus.com/ibrq934vcTYsMx.gif
JonnyRichter ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 00:21:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/frnXxyM.gif
ThEgg ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:30:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best one.
The_game71 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:47:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And on their cakeday none the less!
JonnyRichter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea how to handle this day.
ShallowBasketcase ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:04:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's been a long time since I've seen the internet come up with silly gif edits of this quality.
BorjaX ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 23:53:00 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/5dtJiPn.gif
andyconr ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:59:52 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/cq8eBax.jpg
lesser_panjandrum ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 00:18:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/9t0aKO4.gif
JonnyRichter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else notice the mouse get closer to the computer as the camera angle changes?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I crack up every time I see that face.
60fuckingwolves ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:57:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointed when not shitty or wildsketch
LiterallyKesha ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:58:15 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Same.
PlatypusTickler ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 23:49:06 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you had that gif waiting for the next post.
umadbroo ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 23:58:44 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The owners of the accounts
matt01ss ยท 139 points ยท Posted at 00:08:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/CDsQc.gif
bbristowe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:04:49 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Comment Karma is nowhere near that dense.
BrianDawkins ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
A hell of a drug.
Zombie_Feeder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:43:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooooooohhhh fuck yeah
PlatypusTickler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's more like this, but with upvotes.
BrockYourSocksOff ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:04:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine it more like this.
http://i.imgur.com/awSWw.gif
TamashiiNoKyomi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fU87WKsQcw
2meatbllsandwchsUtah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Is that Larry David in the background?
GuantanaMo ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:51:46 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, he posted it a few times to get it noticed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:25 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you want to cut off your dick with a butterknife?
LiterallyKesha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty just made another.
camaroXpharaoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It makes it so much better that it's Ron Paul doing that.
lfootr ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 23:50:37 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the reason why making bestof's exclude the default subreddits was not such a great idea. It's only by chance that I came to this video's comments.
LiterallyKesha ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:56:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/defaultgems has you covered (terrible name though). Bestof excluded defaults because it was mostly the top comments from each popular posts that kept getting featured.
pregnantandsober ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:12:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. It was such fate that brought me here. I usually don't watch videos unless they REALLY intrigue me, or they're short. I gave this one a go because it's only 7 seconds. I watched it, said it was stupid, then promptly downvoted it. Then I saw that there were lots of comments and decided to pay a visit because what in the hell could they be talking about in there with such stupid subject matter? Now I'm considering upvoting it so perhaps more people can see the battle.
Barlowj0636 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/bondr
TechnoApe ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 23:55:28 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/t4zOz.gif
deluxe89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't have found a better gif for this epic battle!
Darksing ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 23:55:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Me reading this thread http://i.imgur.com/Su3ULJO.gif
FoodIsProblematic ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:50:19 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, on pot, in pot.
neogod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"We are all just ingredients in the melting pot of life, man." - Stoner Jesus
Mr_Rawrr ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:14:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Can Jesus smoke a fattie through the hole in his hand?
[deleted] ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 23:47:56 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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LiterallyKesha ยท 255 points ยท Posted at 23:48:39 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Better loop.
Thisisyoureading ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 23:49:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I love this gif as the loop is mind warping.
Agoniscool ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:04:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Look at the trees on either side of o-face guy as he crosses the shot.
Thisisyoureading ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I've noticed it before, but I liked when I didn't :( So I pretend that I still don't notice it to get the full effect.
Originalmon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:53:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
Apatomoose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:46 on June 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Psych! That's the wrong picture!
WilWheatonsAbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:01 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The trees always bother me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I can never get over the fact that the top left side is messed up. That's all I can see.
amoliski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
But I'm not a rapper.
Originalmon ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:47:56 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is so good it brings a tear to my eye.
ApostropheD ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:01:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We're watching Reddit history happen. A shitty sketch fight.
Originalmon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what's going to break first; my finger or f5
ApostropheD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:49 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna say, our minds.
Originalmon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Accurate.
bosque_fire ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:00:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
shots fired. shots fired everywhere.
goldensnooch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
if this goes back and forth 5 more times, reddit will implode on itself
BrianDawkins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I AM POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD
thenewiBall ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:53:35 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How did you draw that in ~10 minutes!?!?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:52:02 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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nukesean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/8QmIp.gif
MartholomewMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad I read this video's comments. Saved just for this.
mehatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
On the one hand, one's heart might be painted with a disheartened hue, to see two of the three greatest living novelty accounts of our time in combat, like seeing mom and dad fighting...there's that nagging terror of wondering...just where will the ground beneath us lie when the conflict is over? Will it even be there at all?
And yet...I draw comfort from this row, as I think we are a a little safer knowing they have not conspired together to gain more power than any cabal of novelty account should ever wield.
We trade temporary comfort for long-term balance in the powers of reddit, but with grave, mature, and solemn contemplation of the awareness of hard choices in this all-too-short life.
neogod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So far I'm gonna have to go with Shitty_Watercolour. But it's a tight race.
Edit Caps
Kuryer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is literally the best rebuttal I have ever seen on the internet.
lejefferson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If taking out of context these Jesus pictures would look.... bad.
6tacocat9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This one's the best...
IllegalToast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best thread that I've seen in my entire life.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:55 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Time-For-A-Wank ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:49:46 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
SOMEONE PRINT SCREEN!
itzjamesftw ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:53:33 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Just commenting to say I was here and witnessed this.
6/24/13 - Never forget.
MDA123 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:57:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If only there was some sort of record of this...like, a "website" where you could say you "read it."
kingdorke1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shiiiit I might know just the site. Have you ever heard of funnyjunk?
ventdivin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:51:56 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
where should I comment to get the gold ?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:57:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I'm witnessing some kind of battle between Gods
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:09:02 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
dude.... so much gold !
Smokeeey ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:33 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ, we have a battle here
DemonMuffins ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:50 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit he's just chillin in the hottub
The_Truthful_Cake ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:13 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
art dueling. tis beautiful to behold.
washedinblack ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:21 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Checkmate
GuantanaMo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:47 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/ocxGZvM.jpg
yarmulke ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Incredible.
whubbard ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:02 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You two are awesome.
Trigal ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:50 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I love you guys so hard right now.
[deleted] ยท 531 points ยท Posted at 23:36:52 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Am I witnessing history?
BrichNorm ยท 296 points ยท Posted at 23:39:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Internet history that will be forgotten, yes.
GuantanaMo ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 23:40:03 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The internet never forgets.
AscentofDissent ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 23:42:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I see this possibly making it to /r/museumofreddit
douglasman100 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 23:56:08 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Done.
UnholyDemigod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:28 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Removed. This is hours old. Give it time to see if it's actually remembered. That's what the museum's for. Posts that are famous, not may be famous.
skyman724 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:14 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's famous, alright.
Reporting from 5 months after the battle, after being linked here yet again.
douglasman100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What?
UnholyDemigod ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:01:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really know how to further elaborate on what I just said
douglasman100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No, I get what you mean, but what's the "removed" part about? Did you try to say "remove it"?
UnholyDemigod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm saying I removed it.
douglasman100 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, so you're a mod over there. Well good job doing your job. I'm sorry for not reading the rules before posting.
TheGoldFighter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:16:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
To stand honorably forever, alongside other noteworthy events of reddit past. Like a safe that just wouldn't open, a mother's " special touch" for her injured son, and shoebox full of cum.
ApostropheD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/redditHOF
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:48:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:50 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I should probably delete that. Right now everyone is trying to leach off of these comments.
GuantanaMo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:27 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, in situations like this I notice that I'm not as witty as I think I am. I should go back to studying.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I should go back to being productive.
Wait, I'm never productive. Never mind then.
LUSCIOUS_BREASTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
Lupinefiasco ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:52:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The North remembers.
buzzkill_aldrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:06 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Someone tell that to Megaupload.
ThunderGorilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Forgets what?
goodguybrian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:42:53 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What are we even talking about?
GuantanaMo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:46 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know, let me google that real quick.
VirtualAnarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:04 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Something something Colby 2012
GuantanaMo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:59 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Colby is that African fellow right? Did they ever catch him?
VirtualAnarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:44 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The guy running the campaign against Colby got arrested for choking the chicken in public, then people realized "oh shit, that dog had items shoved up its asshole by OP's son." And that is why they never caught Colby.
CHEtheKONG ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:47:04 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
GuantanaMo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Not even the little scat fetish you went through last summer. Google remembers.
GrayKickass ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
KONY 2012
GuantanaMo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:26 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Kony was that molested dog right?
vsal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:52 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
anon4000 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:44:00 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's like greatest rap battles but with crayons and sich.
MrNat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No one used crayons
GuantanaMo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:28 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Greatest art battles of histooooryyyy..
PICASSO
vs.
LEONARDO DA VINCI
GO!
Dudash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, I'm sure the NSA is recording this.
cdbsk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
but, but....the KARMA. my god, the karma
laughingGirls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Internet history. For this week.
yellekc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:47:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What will be forgotten?
Metallicpoop ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:51:10 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's really happening...
DistinguishedTrout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:24 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We all are son. We all are.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:48 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well it was posted 8 minutes ago so yes,. it is technically history.
TheAwesomeJonesy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
One day I'll tell my children about this comment thread.
PlatypusTickler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:19 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
AH YES
assumes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:09 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
technically, you're interrupting history
hot4hotz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:35 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
SHUTUP AND LET THEM CONTINUE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Cause this comment was restricting that right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This will be whispered in legends for Internet-millennia! (months for you plebeians.)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:24 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:20 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And on your cakeday.
You are now destine to be the next DragonBorn.
servohahn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:47:56 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
All aboard the history karma train?
Gothamdeservesbetter ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 23:35:59 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He got more paper!
Neil_Armschlong ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 23:38:09 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No no my son, the paper was inside him all along. And if you look close enough, you might find some inside yourself.
daimposter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:45:35 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think someone doesn't know how to use toilet paper properly.
lejefferson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:50 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks Mr. Schlong.
qwertyuiop25 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 23:41:17 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like their fight ended in a draw.
60fuckingwolves ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:20 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The finish of this battle will create the next big bang
Inkpress00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure both /u/Shitty_Watercolour and /u/AWildSketchAppeared are both huge fans of makeup sex.
electrophile91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:49 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He burned Jesus!
krshgr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:12 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This was meant to happen..
Shocking ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 23:37:20 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I feel as though I'm witnessing something glorious.
Hipstershy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:49:33 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"Where were you, grandpa, when the Novelty War started?"
"I was there. I saw it all begin. And it was amazing."
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"I was at Ground Zero: the Sister-Intro Video thread. For a thousand days, the artistic novelty accounts were the guardians of humor and amusement in the Old Subreddits. Before the dark times. Before the RAP BATTLES!"
scatter_brained ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You did. You just witnessed history.
muchadobout ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 23:39:50 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Grabs popcorn
BrianDawkins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Grabs dick
mctacoflurry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You know that's right!
boxofwillard56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Allow me to join you
vgxmaster ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 23:37:04 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just gonna sit here and wait for everyone to notice this.
FunkyFreshJeff ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:40:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hey 4 minutes ago, I'm not normally this close to reddit happenings either
funkymonkeyinheaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed...
MartholomewMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If you're like me, then ashamed... Time to go outside. Too much reddit.
vgxmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:51 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It only had four upvotes at the time. I was like, "Woah."
Garmintok ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:37:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Please, let this never end.
Heorot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
GG_Loner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:15 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Don't stop now :(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Sijy1N5.png
batfiend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty_Watercolour, I have to ask, are you Quentin Blake? You paint a hell of a lot like him. I'm looking at my Stingaling the Scorpion tattoo, and he could be one of your paintings.
Originalmon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:37:55 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe it folks, it looks like it aint over yet!
drlemon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:38:17 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
OK, shitty watercolor. I give up. I don't even know what i'm looking at.
TheNewRavager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:25 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He's boiling the water that /u/AWildSketchAppeared is standing on.
carlcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:47 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is what reddit is all about.
GuantanaMo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Cooking people?
Brownie3245 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:28 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, this is /r/bestof material right here.
kablammm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. My. God.
Dynamiklol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:39 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif
coastdawgent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:59 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And now we see where ideas like the Gospels can come from.
Time-For-A-Wank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shit just got real.
kerrrsmack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:08 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"Your move, /u/AWildSketchAppeared."
FauxHulk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:00 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif
DesperateInAustin87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:35 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh its on!
alexis411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:09 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit
lejefferson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This might look really bad if taken out of context....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh it's on!
DonBigote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is blasphemy, His Noodliness boiled for our sins, and you make this mockery?
KaiG1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:28 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like Jesus got served.
trigg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:38:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He Lives!
GuantanaMo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:38:15 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's the stuff that should be in children's books.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:38:25 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
ohhhh shittttt, he good
Roscoe_P_Trolltrain ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:38:44 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shit got dark fast! Maybe people will think twice before pushing someone else into the pool.
Bamtastic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:39:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
A battle of epic proportions is taking place right now.
ToiletRollTemple ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:39:29 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, dude. This... this is dark.
Is everything okay?
organicautomatic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:39:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
35 minutes for the kinkos run, 4 minutes for another amazing shitty watercolour
BadAssDrunk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:39:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty_Watercolour burned a homeless man to death.
PayphonesareObsolete ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:40:12 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Fight Fight!!!
MyStepdadHitsMe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:40:21 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This right here, this is what's important.
DJContagion ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:41:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off
Secret_of_Mana ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:41:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
BURNN!
achshar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:41:35 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, shit just got real.
wakipaki ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:42:11 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most righteous battle.
eatmorerice69 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:42:24 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
oh my god that was amazing
MrSchicklgruber ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:53:00 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
My two favorite novelty accounts going head to head. :bowdown:
TuRmz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Waiting on the next one =)
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
I DON'T KNOW WHO TO ROOT FOR!!!
EDIT: And... I caught downvotes on a buried post. Yay.
[deleted] ยท 200 points ยท Posted at 23:11:49 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
AWildSketchAppeared ยท 861 points ยท Posted at 23:26:37 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
WHHHYYYYY????!!!!
DavoinShower-handle ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 23:34:31 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Well everyone, that's it. It happened. A drawing duel between /u/AWildSketchAppeared and /u/shitty_watercolour. That's the end of the internet folks, head on home.
Edit: Just piss poor spelling on my part.
Edit 2: Just another spelling error.
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:41:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm already home though. That's why I'm on the internet.
DavoinShower-handle ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:44:39 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
oh c'mon smartass! you know what I meant! Go to hel......ah, carry on then.
MauledByPorcupines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You'll just have to go to work then. Sorry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:53 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And we all were witnesses to this historical event.
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This inevitable moment has transpired before your very eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it!
Now...I, nermid...am Master of the Internet!
Cackfiend ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:59:49 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
duel*
KupieReturns ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:31:29 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Threads like this make my entire day
Edit: Apparently the secret chat screenshot was deleted saying SW ran out of paper. OH NOEZ, THE SECRET IS OUT! What was the link, /u/advocateforlucifer?!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:12:17 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It was a link to a skype chat where he said he was out of paper. Apparently, Shitty found more.
KupieReturns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:46 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
AHA! Caught red handed!
fsu13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I am a little worried about how excited I was to witness it as it was happening, dang reddit is addictive
adeleundead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:02 on June 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm extremely fucking happy i found this thread. I ran to my boyfriend and he didn't understand why i was so damn excited.
[deleted] ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 23:27:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
For the glory of Satan, of course.
If you want to know what happened to the paper, well...
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 23:34:24 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I errm, what?
[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 23:37:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/L24cy.gif
[deleted] ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 23:41:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/kzXvt.gif
[deleted] ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 23:42:28 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/cHbW9.gif
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:44:47 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/XrY5m.gif
everyoneknowsabanana ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
DID YOU GUYS JUST START A GIF WAR IN THE SAME THREAD AS THE DRAWING WAR?!?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Look man, I don't want any trouble. Just take my wallet, and we can leave.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I am in love with this picture.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
<3
only_says_fetch_yeah ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:28 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fetch yeah!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:58 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fetch yeah!
itsme__bigface ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:39:06 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like i just witnessed reddit history
nermid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
One for the books.
Curiouslotionbottle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT WERE YOU REPLYING TO?! IT'S DELETED AND I MUST KNOW!!!
Da_Black_Jesus ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:30:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like we've got ourselves a rich boy here. We don't take kindly to your type.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:31:54 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[removed]
el-toro-loco ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:48:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want this to end
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:50 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That... was beautiful :o
mothyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
200 upvotes in 10 minutes, that's gotta be a record.
drlemon ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 23:38:49 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty watercolor has skype? And he's friends with awildsketchappeared?
swoon
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Wild sketch isn't on the skype chat.
trackkid31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Its a match made in Reddit heaven
sawmyoldgirlfriend ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 23:17:02 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
My kingdom for a piece of paper!
theNYEHHH ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:00:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You tell me, Ellie
caliboring ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:26:48 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Wait what the hell is this? Is there some secret reddit club going on?
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:28:56 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We have a skype chat.
mattc286 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
what a buncha nerds
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:59:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, pretty much.
KoreanTerran ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:35 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You guys should get a room or a private sub or something.
LiterallyKesha ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:54:03 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe even a private modmail.
theNYEHHH ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:16:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Anything but modmail. There's so much modmail abuse.
quazimoto69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Or an endless Facebook thread. Or two.
BrianDawkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck. Some illuminati type of shit. Planning things before they even happen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty only came in to post a link to his comment. There was no planning going on.
Itchiest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:20 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Type Club.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, these people are like the overlords of Reddit. Conspiring over what gets to the front page and commenting on those posts for karma.
caliboring ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. They're like the Council of 300, the ones who govern YouTube.
morphine12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:52 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody get that (wo)man some paper.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
O.O
/u/Shitty_Watercolour's/u/AdvocateForLucifer's name is Dylan!!![deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:20 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, that's me. Hi.
theNYEHHH ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:13:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S PERSONAL INFORMATION, DYLAN. BANNED
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:13:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Gonna call Max on me?
theNYEHHH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:20:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
TOTALLY.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:21:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Here, Maxxy, Maxxy! Here boy!
theNYEHHH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:24:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You aren't helping your case against a ban.
BRING ON THE BAN-HAMMER.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:25:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If you get me banned, I'm heading down to Michigan and stealing your Appa plushie.
theNYEHHH ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:30:17 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
PERSONAL INFORMATION.
PERSONAL INFORMATION EVERYWHERE.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:31:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you were jumping off a bridge.
theNYEHHH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:33:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you were banned.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:20 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get Max?
theNYEHHH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:38:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
NO DO YOU WANT ME TO?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:39:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Not really.
theNYEHHH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:41:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Good, I didn't want to anyways.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:43:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
bestfriends?
theNYEHHH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:45:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No I hate you.justkiddingyes
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:46 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. My bad! Hello Dylan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How's it going?
tunamelts2 ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 23:16:37 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/1563/zefram20cochran2020sweexj5.gif
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 23:17:00 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I can hear that .gif
ViewSonik ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:15:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
AWildJesusAppeared
EternallyXIII ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:36:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hats off
Transformers_ROLLOUT ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:12:39 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dis gon' be good.
deltaoreoz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:49 on June 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/QMwX24n.jpg
rememberence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/NnoGhN1?tags
DrCptAwesome ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:28:51 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit
el-toro-loco ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:56:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
newguy57 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:16:12 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Greatest thread ever.
somepuertorican ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:36:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I shall listen to this as the thread unfolds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw
thelosthansen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:47 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is like Highlander...or Jet Li's The One
GreatestQuoteEver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Come at me, bro.
Unstable_Table ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:28 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S IT EVERYONE GO HOME GAME OVER http://i.imgur.com/VQLGJOL.gif
cchris4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:25 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
DAYUM
sorry_but ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:48 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I want so badly for this to continue.
Fo_Wucking_Nay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You have to admire the detail and quality of this sketch. Made chuckle when I saw his left foot.
Stephen_W_Hawking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:17 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like you won by default. Well done, sir.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:06 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing these posted was the most fun I've had on Reddit in forever.
forceofslugyuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What chu got SWC...
JelliedHam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:32 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit! It's on like Donkey Kong now.
CoolBoxCar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:21 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think you guys need to battle now.
tunersharkbitten ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:07 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
OH SNAP!!!! thats a hell of a comeback by /u/AWildSketchAppeared
staffell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:24 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, what is the point if mentioning him in the comment?
tunersharkbitten ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:39:04 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
they both have gold attached to their name... they get notified if someone mentions their username.
reddit gold snobbery
staffell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:23:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I know - I meant what's the point of notifying him? Makes it look like he's fishing for recognition and acceptance.
staffell ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:24:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jokes on you, Jesus isn't real.
SPLOOSH
baoanhdaica ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:16:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
aah, a come at me bro.
Your move hot shot
BiggityBates ยท 691 points ยท Posted at 22:54:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shots fired
Dread-Ted ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 23:02:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Gauntlets thrown
Godtiermasturbator ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 23:04:29 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
line in sand crossed
ThompsonBoy ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 23:19:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Archduke assassinated.
iKickComputers ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 23:27:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
TANGO DOWN
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:17 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
iKickComputers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Red DawnGreen Leader standing by.Edit: I changed my mind.
BlueInq ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:33:44 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
TANGO SUCKA
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 23:17:59 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Rubicon crossed
iKickComputers ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:28:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:09:26 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
MOLDY_QUEEF_BARF ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:16:11 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Whoah, everyone just calm down.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Your username disgusts me!
TheDanishPencil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:15 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
A showdown is inevitable
CPTSaltyDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:23 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
lets handle this like gentlemen now boys....PISTOLS AT DAWN!!!!!
forceofslugyuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:26 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Someone has been targeted
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:14:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
ZeusMcFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:59 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
HIPSTER FIGHT~!
EliaTheGiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This was a goddamned clash if Reddit titans. I'm surprised were all still alive.
mambypambyland ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Man down.
Flasenamed ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:11:07 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight....
warped_and_bubbling ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:14:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
WOOOORRRLDSTAAAARR.....
rwpctech ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:21:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Kiss kiss.
Theorex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:29 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No way in, no way out. No way in, no way out.
tumbleweed42 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 23:08:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Popcorn acquired.
MrGuttFeeling ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 23:09:31 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dick in hand.
tumbleweed42 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:11:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Just as required.
Wookiewire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Caught in fan.
Send help.
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Surprisingly enough, instructions perfectly clear this time.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:02:54 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He's out of paper now, so he can't do any more.
FlyingSpaghettiMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
ENEMY. MAN. NORTH. 10 METERS.
Vslacha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S HAPPENING
sawmyoldgirlfriend ยท 166 points ยท Posted at 23:05:04 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Morpheus is fighting Neo!
morphine12 ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 23:26:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Morpheus is fighting Neo!
Sn1pe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
In this situation, who do you think Morpheus would be?
sawmyoldgirlfriend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think it'd have to be shitty.
relt ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 23:04:25 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/7naA9.gif
AdidasDegree ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 23:03:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm dreaming. This isn't happening.
[deleted] ยท 214 points ยท Posted at 23:23:51 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
SHOTS= FIRED
HAMMER= DROPPED
SABRES= RATTLED
ISSUE= FORCED
DOLLAR= SHORT
THOUGHT= BETTER
HAND= COOKIE JAR
BUTT= SCALPED
MUSCLES= FLEXED
WELCOME= OVERSTAYED
WORK= GONE TO
FIGHT= COMMITTED TO
SPOT= ON
DAY= AT THE END
kazrya ยท 202 points ยท Posted at 23:35:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot
JIMMIES= RUSTLED
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:39:44 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:53:10 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
there is no need to be upset
naimina ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
shh no tears only dreams now
incognitogawd ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:58:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ayesee?
deadpoll ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:58:19 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Ayesee
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:00:44 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
OHHHHHH snap.
[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 22:55:11 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
There can only be one
oWNYo ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:29:53 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How I imagine this comment thread now
calladc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
i fear the awesomeness of your post has gone unnoticed
Jadfer ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 23:04:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's a novelty account-off!
You know what to do.
snap_wilson ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:03:23 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Best laugh today. I'm kind of hoping we get a charcoal artist and maybe an oil painter to increase the carnage.
i_crave_more_cowbell ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:55:33 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I've missed you shitty.
phliuy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:00:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe if they keep responding to each other the pictures will keep getting worse and worse in quality, like a rehosted jpeg.
homerpalooza101 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:09:13 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's happened before.
_JIDF_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:01:50 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The battle begins.
adog12341 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:11 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif
biznizza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
i love you both forevers. have a dollar.
+bitcointip $1USD verify
bitcointip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[โ] Verified: biznizza ---> mเธฟ 9.81258 mBTC [$1 USD] ---> Shitty_Watercolour [help]
ROFLWOFFL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shots fired, I repeat, shots fired.
supremevagina ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:14:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
aaawwww shiiiiiiiit
warped_and_bubbling ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:18:06 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No doubt that this is this generation's Ali vs. Frasier.
ViewSonik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone, grab your popcorn
Captain_Aizen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
SHIT...............JUST..................GOT...................SERIOUS!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:17 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:00:26 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I heard he's doing pretty shitty.
JelliedHam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:44 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god! Don't make me choose! You two knock it off and stick to your own threads.
JK - That was awesome. Keep up the great work.
TaurenPaladin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:15 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Replying to prove I was at ground zero of the Great Novelty War.
kaiden333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:44 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't seen you in forever /u/Shitty_Watercolour. Thanks for coming back!
Boromarl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:00 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I love you both, so much.
Jasonv13th ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:01 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Shitty_Watercolour, is there nothing you can't do?
ajkeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
SHOTS FIRED! battle-stations!
carrot0101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:46 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oooh snap.
BrianDawkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shit just got real
PRGrl718 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
AWWWWWW SHIIITTTTT
HungerSTGF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
shots fired
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
A wild sketch and shitty coloring! This made me laugh so much! Awesome
imaunitard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
there's gonna be a showdown
Unstable_Table ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
THE CALLOUT!
ISISFieldAgent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty_Watercolour wins.
StickyBunz1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:50 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
b&
tunersharkbitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
oh shit.... what just happened? did /u/Shitty_Watercolor just start a war?
staffell ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:25:59 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No.
ungr8ful_biscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:12 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Love the beret. Also maybe the funniest post I've seen on Reddit. Well executed, sir.
ShittyPictureinPaint ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 23:17:10 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/QrH0Ptf.png
tygor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
6/10
henryj44 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 22:56:55 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shots Fired!
Anus_master ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:11:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
dose nipple knees
Denludde ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:12:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Let the war begin!
Infrequent_Flyer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:18:33 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Roald Dahl is that you?
FiachB7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:19:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
man, you just owned
PandaBearShenyu ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:20:49 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
OHHHH
Xilogh ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:56:21 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thats not very nice of you mister Watercolour!
I_Actually_Hate_You ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:13:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm liking the Yaranaika faces
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
paging /u/yaranaika-d
japanpole ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 00:39:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
There is a good chance this is going to get buried, but i would like to thank you for holding this battle on my real life birthday.
Its the best gift a 31 year old male with no cats can ever receive
YOSOYELCAMALEON ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's my birthday too! But I'm only 20. And I have 4 goddamn cats.
japanpole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Serious? Awesome!
But im not sure if we are the same day since im in Japan and its June 25th here.
I am from the future and your June 24th birthday was disappointing for the kitties
donny_pots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Happy born day
japanpole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
thanks.
i love you.
please keep your curtain open tonight.
unitzero13 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 22:25:54 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like General Zodd.
ibanez5150 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:47:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"Not matter how violent, every action I take is for the greater good of my people."
HomeNucleonics ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:55:52 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Also: "The fact that you possess a sense of morality, and we do not, gives us an evolutionary advantage. And if history has proven anything, it is that evolution always wins."
Ah, the classic evil socialist Darwinian villains.
nermid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Note: Socialist Darwinists would be like, the opposite of that.
You meant Social Darwinists.
Eyclonus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Actually Darwinists in general would be the opposite as the most effective evolution has been herd cooperation.
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well, depends on how you define "effective" and "herd."
Influenza is arguably much more genetically successful than anything in the animal kingdom.
Eyclonus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:51:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Humans are the most successful because of our ability to cooperate. Some might call human who are parasites on their community more successful than others but the truth is that the community exists regardless of it, and the most parasitical, the most aligned to hollywood social darwinist villains are serial killers who are doctors or successful business people.
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
My point was that success is ill-defined in this context. If simply reproducing is success, then spiders are substantially more successful than humans.
If we decide that building skyscrapers is success, we're probably just being anthropocentric.
Eyclonus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Actually success in evolution isn't breeding, its becoming grandparents.
nermid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
In...which case spiders are still substantially more successful than humans. They don't live to watch their success, but with each generation producing up to 350 offspring per clutch, that makes a single-clutch spider capable of having up to 122,500 grandspiders.
Eyclonus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Depends if we want to keep our definition of success so stridgent. The spiders are playing the probabilities game with a shorter reproduction cycle. We on the other hand take longer for maturity and have artificially reduced reproduction rates.
FountainsOfFluids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:06 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The lack of morality makes me question the "good of my people" line.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:03:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's called Utilitarianism.
KurtDunn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:21 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Except Superman didn't demonstrate any morality in the fight! He punched someone through a 7-11 and caused an explosion, and destroyed an IHOP, and wrecked the parking lot of a Sears without ANY look around of 'oh shit I might be hurting people!'
JCoxRocks ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't get past the fact that he resembled Dwight from the Office.
Jeffsekai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
General Zod, confirmed Alpha Legion.
Corndawgz ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:51:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What a great movie.
SpiralSoul ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:55:03 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I really don't understand why it's so hated. If nothing else, it's easily the best Superman movie we've ever had, and I think it's the best superhero movie since the Dark Knight and Iron Man 1. People complain that it was nothing but fight scenes, but love the Avengers, which was even more so nothing but fighting.
ibanez5150 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 23:07:02 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't stand some of the writing.
Example:
Lois Lane: They say it's all downhill after the first kiss.
Clark Kent/Kal-El: I think that only applies if you are kissing a human.
SpiralSoul ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:08:46 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I guess there were a couple awkward lines, but no script is perfect.
Honestly, the first third of the movie was so good that I thought it pretty much made up the value of the ticket. The rest of the movie being good too was just a bonus.
Ocarina654 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:25:12 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Lois was written poorly all around, in my opinion. Also, the fact that apparently anyone can just track down and figure out that this strange super-human person is Clark Kent was kind of... weird.
Aside from that I totally agree, it was a very engaging and entertaining movie.
Irishfury86 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:30:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It makes sense that in the modern era it would be easy to figure out who he is and where he lives.
Ocarina654 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:21 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
In past media, as far as the general public was concerned, Superman just kinda came out of nowhere. No home, no history, just Superman fighting crime and doing his Superman thing. Clark Kent was just a dude who'd always been around. No one had any possible reason to suspect the two had anything in common with each other.
Now... not so much. Do I expect everything to be exactly the same as the past? No, of course not. Does it kinda bug me? Yeah, only because I think that maybe they could have still separated the two personas.
I think the biggest part of this that bugs me is that the way its portrayed in the movie is actually still kind of a leap. Lois just talks to people who had only known Clark under a fake name and falsified work experience (as she herself says), and suddenly she discovers a previous false identify, and on and on to Clark Kent from Smallville. Leap leap leap!
In reality though, is any of that a major problem with the movie? No, not really. Still a great movie.
ibanez5150 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:20:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't understand how Zod's 'punishment' was to be exiled from a planet that was about to explode.
Oh no, don't send me someplace safer than Krypton...
Ocarina654 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha, never thought of that, that is kinda weird.
SpiralSoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:20 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think the rulers of Krypton were still in denial about Jor-El being right.
wicked_pissah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I actually like that she knows exactly who he is. The worst plotlines in previous Superman movies (in my opinion) were always the ones where Clark was trying to keep his identity a secret from Lois, and then the angsty love that Lois has for Superman and Clark has for Lois. So completely annoying to me (I'm looking at you "Lois and Clark", as much as I loved you as a kid).
This COMPLETELY cut out that bullshit between Clark and Lois, and I had a great appreciation for that personally.
Ocarina654 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:17 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
A very good point. Memory-erasing kiss, anyone?
I think my issue is with the method more than the actual knowledge.
SpiralSoul ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:51:17 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I liked that Lois was clearly portrayed as a good and smart enough journalist to figure it out even when he'd been covering his tracks, instead of just being some girl.
zeroGamer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:36:23 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"Anyone"? I didn't realize everyone was a Pulitzer prize-winning investigative journalist...
Ocarina654 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:46 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, well I am, so I just assumed you all are too.
Okay, so that's not true at all.
Really though, the movie didn't show Lois doing anything that anyone else couldn't do. She just asked a couple questions to a couple people. I understand that the film-makers have to keep the pacing and don't want to bore us with all the meticulous little details of exactly HOW she tracked him down. However, it still felt like both a leap, and too easy, that she figured out it was him.
staffell ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:28:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
There were enough terrible lines in it to ruin the overall feel for the film.
Why are you smiling?
I think he's kinda hot
GROAN
JediMstrMyk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:43:28 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot:
Zodd: There's only ONE way this ends. Either you die, or I do.
staffell ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't forget, I only listed one.
GaryGeneric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:35 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I might agree if it was an adult-oriented drama, but people really have to stop and consider that it was a Superman movie...meaning its intended audience includes little kids in the single-digit ages. There has to be some scenes, some action, some dialog that they can grasp, relate to, appreciate.
Mudders_Milk_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Goyer is a ham-fisted writer quite often.
I liked the film overall, but it had plenty of issues.
Pa Kent's final scene was genuinely cringe-inducing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
... i thought that was cute...
ibanez5150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
But it makes no sense. Is it all downhill for Superman, or is Lois Lane not a human?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Here's what i think the point behind it was: It was cute. Its something I would say in a moment where I was trying to charm someone.
CakelessMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The pacing was really off. One moment Clark is working at a bar and the next he was in Canada with Lois Lane.
Sn1pe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This was my short, simple review of it:
It couldn't touch the originals (even the 3rd), but was x10 better than the 2006 reboot.
staffell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:27 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We didn't need a cheesy-as-fuck scene watching him fly over mountains, grimacing and squealing for five solid minutes. And that's just one example.
mog_knight ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:21:15 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The acting to me was very poor. The veteran actors knew how to deliver their lines. The younger actors didn't really make me feel like they were portraying their character. It's hard for me to figure out how to type this. Suffice to say the acting had some issues and the cheesy lines the writers gave them just felt out of place. My two cents. I really enjoyed the fight scenes and such.
PRGrl718 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I WILL FIND HIM!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
solidussnake03 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:04:47 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather kneel before Faora.
The_Prince1513 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:14:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
so hot
staffell ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Disagree
prettyboy619 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:23:55 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me, or was Zodd's head doing a weird chicken bobbing when he was in the armor?
biznizza ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:40:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
i love you both forevers. have a dollar.
+bitcointip $1USD verify
bitcointip ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:41:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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GreatestQuoteEver ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:20:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
woah woah woah, did you just give him some bitcoin balance? How did you do that?
biznizza ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:34:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
first, i fill up the bitcointip bot (they have one for twitter too!) with a couple coins. since its free, i dont mind doing small amounts at a time.
then, i type the magic words in reply to someone.
the bitcointip bot creates a temporary wallet for that user(wallets are free, so... go nuts) and hangs onto it until the user creates a wallet of their own(blockchain.info maybe), and gets the bot to transfer it there.
if the balance isn't claimed, it eventually goes back to me(no idea how long)
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:39:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
ใใใชใใ
CyberDagger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:51 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I knew those faces seemed familiar!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:41:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
She appears to be enjoying this a bit too much
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:18:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How long do these usually take you? I'm curious because your sketches have really improved since you first started.
Pootie_Looter ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:24:01 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
He replied to Shitty's reply in 16 minutes. So, up to 16 minutes if he saw the post immediately.
Edit: grammar
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit i was the first reply to the best novelty account war in history
RaptorJesusDesu ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:08:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It took me a second to realize why this shitty vine-esque video got voted to front page. Now I understand. It's purely because of you magnificent bastards. Keep doing God's work.
GreatestQuoteEver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:20:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Equal rights, equal lefts.
theminn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:13 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
looks like she just broke up with him and is running away while he is doing the 'dont leave me' gesture with his arm.
dtt-d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:08 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
he even captured the noise
kryonik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's a quality mangina.
fa4prez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
the greatest thread ever
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Only 7,000 off of 1/2 a million karma. You can do it,
ktnxhenry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting to save
seanyok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
you're on fire bro
kurosen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I've never had a better Monday in my life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
A wild sketch and shitty coloring! This made me laugh so much! Awesome
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
WOW
Reign_In_Ruin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:20 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Lel
TheThinkingJacob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing.
SBJhehe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting to save this thread.
FUCK_ASKREDDIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
when I uploaded this video a quick flash of this came up... NSFW
FUCK_ASKREDDIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
when I uploaded this video a quick flash of this came up... NSFW
Hyksus2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So... That just happened.
modd25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
wow
wargasm08 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:00 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
+/u/dogetipbot 50 doge
dogetipbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:32 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
[Verified]: /u/wargasm08 -> /u/AWildSketchAppeared ร50.000000 Dogecoin(s)ย ($0.046596) [help]
lodlob ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:04:52 on December 4, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Legendary
britishben ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:35:09 on November 3, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Reply to save.
Blackwind123 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:54:34 on December 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I am amazed.
CochMaestro ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:38:12 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why does it look like his zipper is open??? OH GOD WHAT KIND OF A BROTHER IS HE!!!!
legweed ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:14 on December 4, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, such classic thread.
Very part of history.
andrewmail ยท 1221 points ยท Posted at 20:59:06 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I like the whimpy noise he makes as he pushes her into the pool.
damnBcanilive ยท 359 points ยท Posted at 21:29:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Huhnnnggh!
lustigjh ยท 192 points ยท Posted at 22:45:07 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
HNNNNNNGGGGG
FueledByKoolaid ยท 182 points ยท Posted at 23:03:00 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
HNNNnnGGG
Ovary_Puncher ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 23:30:46 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Another - Final Destination type anime.
GuyIncognit0 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 23:37:09 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You have to wait for someone to ask for maximum karma. anyways thanks
Ovary_Puncher ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:43:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't do it for karma. I'm the hero Reddit deserves, but not the one it needs rights now.
Forever_Awkward ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:12:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Needs, but doesn't deserve*
Eyclonus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Really your name implies you are the brother.
Oniwabanshu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Here is a Link and this is for you to download from
MezzaCorux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Can anyone link to where I could watch this for free? Preferably with English subtitles
Ovary_Puncher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:36:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
720p
1080p
MezzaCorux ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:38:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you god
Ovary_Puncher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome, my child.
Choochoocazoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Only anime that I actually watched in one sitting. I loved it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Ovary_Puncher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's rated pretty highly, but honestly, I thought it was decent at best.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Ovary_Puncher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You'll probably like it then. I thought Final Destination was decent at best, so that's probably why I feel that way.
spyder378 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
i just watched the first 3 episodes of this on Crunchyroll and im hooked can you recommend others of this type or any that you may think are this good?
Ovary_Puncher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Let's see...When They Cry is similar and rated very highly. It's a few short stories involving the same group of seemingly normal school girls. In each story things take a bizarre homicidal twist.
It wasn't my cup of tea, but then again, neither was Another, so you might like it. It's rated even higher than Another.
There's also Death Note. Now there's a classic. Everyone should watch that. It's about a guy who finds a notebook that if you write someone's name in it, they will die. You can even decide how they die and when, within reason of course. What happens if that notebook falls into the hands of someone who wants to purify the "filth" from the world? It's a brilliant battle of wits anime.
Lastly, here's a couple completely different genre anime's that happen to be some of my favorites. Bakemonogatari, Berserk (Skip episode 1, TRUST ME. It's one of those shows that starts out by showing the ending. Episode 2 is the TRUE beginning.), and Fooly Cooly - Seemingly silly, but surprisingly deep. Also, the english dub is better than the japanese voice acting, which is rare.
spyder378 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:17:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you very much for this. I started out on anime with silly stuff like Haruhi and Lucky Star. A buddy introduced me to Sword Art and now Attack on Titan. Everytime i find a new anime i am blown away at the story. Be it simple and funny like Lucky Star or heavy like Titan. Again, thanks!
mudduck454 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:07:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We got another one hooked, welcome to the club. No real benefits except the shows you watch.
Also watch Elfen Lied, It is an older show, but is a must watch.
I prefer the romance comedies, but there are some shows that transcend their genre. Case in point, I hate robot fighting anime, but for some reason I really enjoyed Gurann Lagann.
One thing to remember with anime, the good guy doesn't always win, and that makes for a more realistic story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Watched it, aside from death note, monster and dbz...my only other anime that I've actually liked
malikyka ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:29:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
WOoooooooooow
[deleted] ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 23:47:13 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah another was amazing, especially the ending
I mean it was his aunt like wtf.
BeardyMcBeardster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:52:53 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin' spoilers, man.
thing24life ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:13 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J73Vmj7MQEU&feature=youtube_gdata_player one more time... STEVE SMITH!!!
TheOneFreeEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
that is a good anime
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I kept expecting someone to link to this. I have been disappointed. Fine, I'll do it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
HMMMMMMM
Slut_Nuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:51 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hnnnnnnnnnngggggg...
Colorfag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, this is a man whos nutbladder has just exploded
skinnybob1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Intro to a hentai?
1stmoredancingwbruno ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:35:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a reddit for this?
heracleides ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:59:27 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's me when I haven't shit in 4 days.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:33 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
HNNNNG
Excalibur457 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:21 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
OMG LE HNNNGG MAYMAY? I LOVE LE HNNGG MAYMAY!!1!
lustigjh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:13:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
3 edgy 5 me
TheDoorFromTitanic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:27:47 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Is this Mike from breaking bad?
Beer_Is_So_Awesome ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit, this looks like my friend's dad.
Reinheardt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:51 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Chrome dome?
damnBcanilive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Nate Robinson has forever ruined my life.
fuzzynyanko ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:45:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like playing Phoenix Wright now
caIImecracker ยท 271 points ยท Posted at 21:14:35 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Despite the wimpy noise he made, he did get pretty good distance on the throw.
quazimoto69 ยท 600 points ยท Posted at 22:42:51 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's almost like she knew it was coming and jumped in for dramatic effect.
vdgarcia ยท 219 points ยท Posted at 22:44:12 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
People would never lie on the internet!
CoolHeadedLogician ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 23:00:35 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0
DrRedditPhD ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:47:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So this is where the meme came from. TIL.
rockstang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Where did you read that?
WillLie4karma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm this.
Irregulator101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Would people do that? Just go on the internet and LIE?
Fappomatic_automaton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah! just who the hell would do something so sinister as to lie on the internet where everyone's every single word is sooo valued and appreciated!
kmsilent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
One of the trusted... Things...
staffell ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:39 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Technically the lying is in the video, not on the Internet.
syflox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
But the video is in the internet.
NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Internception
ohpeerm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:56:02 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh such an original line? Did you make it up yourself?
vdgarcia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Mad you didn't beat me to it? :D
ohpeerm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:25:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sure. I know a place that gives me a great karma to $ exchange rate. Oh wait...
vdgarcia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why you so mad doe D: I just said what was to be expected next. No biggie.
ohpeerm ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not mad, I'm just replying to you since you asked me a question. Sites like this always end up going to shit when they grow and everything converges towards the lowest common denominator. It's pretty fucking annoying once you've read the same joke 300 times. You're still doing it with "lol u mad bro", but maybe you're trying to be ironic now. Just because it was expected next doesn't mean it's funny. You must be quite pleased with your karma.
vdgarcia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
lol yea bud, I'm way happy with my imaginary points. You really made me feel bad there. Been fun chatting with you, but I'm gonna go ball up in that thing they call real life :D have fun redditing!
ohpeerm ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ah the old "you're a loser, but I have a life" argument. Solid. You're just a bundle of originality.
vdgarcia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Lol says the guy who's highest submission was about what porn you happened to be watching at the time. Are we done with the snarky comments? I don't really see this going anywhere.
ohpeerm ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What's the relevance of the porn thing? Porn is unoriginal?
ohpeerm ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Or more likely there is no relevance and you were just trying to prove to me that you know how to look up my history. Good job bro.
caIImecracker ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:53:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
*karmatic effect
Turn_off_the_Volcano ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Actually seemed pretty legit to me, plus she flopped pretty hard.
joequin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If you've ever been pushed into a pool (this girl probably has frequently) then you know to jump in so you don't scrape or bang your legs on the side.
Muff_Ryder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
no you're wrong anyone would walk along side a pool for someone while their recording for whatever reason other then getting pranked for points on the internet
CringeBinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Vine, where anything remotely funny is fake.
laughingGirls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well she looked 120 at the most. So that one arm shove is pretty believable whether she knew it was coming or not.
ItsOregano ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:53:33 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
OP wouldn't lie on the internet
Kytescall ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:09:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If I were making a video like that, I'd probably arrange it with my sibling beforehand. If they have their phone or iPod in their pocket, it could be destroyed.
elPusherman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:13:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Which is also obvious from the fact that she didn't scream.
voiceinthedesert ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:31:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
She also didn't scream or seem surprised at all. I'm calling bullshit.
Fappomatic_automaton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
8.5/10
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:33:23 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Reminded me of this scene from Clerks:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqrqxi_clerks-x-clip-out-of-shape_shortfilms#.UcjXGD7F2Ic
magicjj7 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:37:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Now I want to know what the was all about. Didn't sale tobacco to someone underage or something haven't seen it for awhile.
jhw549 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:28 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Here you go
maxm0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
keep pressing 5 for instant joy
Megaclone18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If you press 5 on the video you can listen to it as many times as you want.
northendtrooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
press 5
captainwacky91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:46 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The voice afterwards (when he's screaming) sounded very Jim Carry-esque.
chowder138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That sound was terrible.
DonBigote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:23 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Here it is looped: http://www.endlessvideo.com/watch?v=LE1c6GJgvb8&start=0m3s&end=0m4s
redflaq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
haha
xnerdyxrealistx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:20:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I want a loop of that noise.
Some_Lurker_Guy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:13:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
click play and hit 4 repeatedly
Alcebiades ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
5
SecularScience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:46 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
4 on youtube, 5 in the reddit popout link
Alcebiades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
5 on youtube for me. The mystery continues!
abucketofpuppies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:06 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
nng ngn
appsncaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Press 5 during the video.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The crack in his voice helps too.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:52:02 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
NO ONE CARES
[deleted] ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 23:58:15 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He just doesn't know that the only reason his friends ever visited his home, was his sister.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:06:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:34:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I think your right. He does know.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:21:17 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
jailbait, but still hot
LyingPervert ยท 843 points ยท Posted at 21:27:59 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I care your sister is hot
[deleted] ยท 395 points ยท Posted at 21:32:27 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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belladonnadiorama ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 22:02:47 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised you're not offended.
TypesWithHisPenis ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 22:34:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
i ccxanj,.t thjinnk oof a vcommnent fgoir yuiourr usserenmnam,me
Brisn ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 22:51:39 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So... Do you actually.. like.. type with your penis? For you know... authenticity?
CannedSewage ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:08:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't doubt it.
STR1NG3R ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I hope he uses a separate keyboard for redditing or has no friends. I'd hate to be the one to unwittingly use that.
spritelyimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Inquiring minds want to know.
TryToMakeSongsHappen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:43:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
OoOh... OoOh...
AndrasZodon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:17:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We come from the land of the ice and snow, From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow!
CONFUSED_COW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We need to know...
toesonthenose ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:18:58 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
and science!
RufusMcCoot ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:21:52 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Typing with your penis fits well after Belladonna posts.
done_holding_back ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
She really is a swell gal.
chandleross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
of course, the keyboard then needs to be held vertical in front of u..
but you're right
SunShineNomad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I once told a guy I met on Omegle to type with his dick. He did. Could you be him...?
sushister ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:24 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Any pictures of your diorama? For science and such.
MARZalmighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:49 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He's sex offended.
Tewaaraton ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:32:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Confused and judgmental? Hey, at least he has the Christian part down.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:48 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Amen to that.
optional_funk ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 22:22:06 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
I got you bruh
http://youtu.be/TjTvne16o2c
http://youtu.be/5bmP4wIj23U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBPK6hN0olg
[deleted] ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 22:41:51 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The rest of them are just terrible
[deleted] ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 22:52:29 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:00:03 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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fiah84 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:28:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Jirochou ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:35:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
OH YEAH?!
Psythik ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 23:23:19 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. Her brother is a fucking douche.
Kaghuros ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 23:27:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
They're all staged.
westyfield ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 23:46:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Staged to make her brother look like a fucking douche, evidently.
daimposter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:21 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He still looks like a douche
Kaghuros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well he doesn't have a sense of humour, so that might be an indication.
ALLCAPSUSERNAME ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And all filmed on the same day by the looks of it.
laughingGirls ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:15:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You thought that was real? It's 2013, when's the last time you saw a girl with a flip phone? Exactly, that was a old useless phone getting thrown.
internetsuperstar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I see you're not familiar with 99.9% of youtube channels
snutr ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:54:25 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to buy them all tiny little coffins appropriate for 7 second videos and give them a tasteful burial.
Orbixx ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 23:32:04 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Either this is staged, or this brother really secretly wants to bang his sister.
irawwwr ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 00:04:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant
GuantanaMo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why secretly?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Wha...bu...how do you come to that conclusion?
Orbixx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Typical behaviour when one is in denial about their feelings for somebody. Seems more likely to be staged though.
tinythrowawai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:47 on August 31, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
All brothers do, if their sister's hawt.
Recoon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:58:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
payback: throwing water balloons at a guy in swiming pants nearby a pool.
He ruined her fucking phone!
I call staged
Cycloptic_Floppycock ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 22:49:52 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What a dipshit.
Seriously, there's sibling rivalry but he's just a douche and is probably intimidated that his sister is actually kinda hot. Probably turned on by her and he has a weird way of hiding it.
easyjet ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:52:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh come on, it was definitely just silly and non sexual.
Cycloptic_Floppycock ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 22:58:09 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The pool was funny, throwing the drink at her while she was in a bikini with friends is just demeaning and embarrassing.
Obligatory cut scene
Lebagel ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:03:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh come on. All she had to do was jump in the pool shower for two seconds. It's all horseplay, part of growing up with a sibling, except put on youtube.
jhin_mach ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:58:26 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck.you just turned this into a incest story from a 7 sec video. you weird cunt.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:00:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
can't tell if douchebag brother or all staged
CrackpotGonzo ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 22:53:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/cringe
shung ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:56:13 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No, stop ruining cringe
bballlvr4evr ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 23:14:28 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
she looks 14.
caseyjhol ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 00:05:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If by 14 you mean 18, then I wholeheartedly agree.
rogash50 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
She definitely looks 14...
LyingPervert ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:20:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
...and the problem is?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:54:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I say she looks 16 actually.
thahuh6 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
do you think she's hot, yes or no?
tyrghast ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
On a serious note: she looks 14.
Quebe ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:52:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the voice of my Lawyer.
FountainsOfFluids ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:28:58 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's legal age in many places around the world. More if you happen to be 14 as well.
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Lighthat ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:55:54 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I guess attractive people are supposed to stop being attractive when the observer gets older?
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 23:59:20 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Lighthat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:00:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Because they're approaching sexual maturity. Some get there faster than others. Naturally, that's when they would start having children. Socially, we don't prepare them for that until they've fully matured. So it would make sense that someone reaching sexual maturity would start developing attractive characteristics so that they can start reproducing. Nature doesn't care that our society has made 18 the minimum legal age for mothers, 16 in some jurisdictions, 14 in others.
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 00:02:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Lighthat ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:04:49 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I just explained that nature doesn't care what you define as a child. To nature, they're ready to reproduce, thus they need to look good to attract a mate.
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 00:05:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Lighthat ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:07:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
sigh
I really don't want to get into this. Allow me to explain this to you. First, humans are animals. Second, sexual maturity is what we call puberty. When a girl starts having their period, they can have children. This is around 12 years old. Nature then haves them develop sexual attractiveness to attract a mate.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:09:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Lighthat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:17:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
When did I say that?
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 00:20:01 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Lighthat ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:20:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Your problem is that you think attraction means sex.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Lighthat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:29:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but you think they're the same thing. I'm talking about how attraction is natural. Sex is too but that's another debate and I don't think it's okay because of the way our society works. Attraction does nothing. I can give you a list of thousands of people i'm attracted to that I've never had sex with. I'm sure many, many people can do the same.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Lighthat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Then why did you assume i was defending sex with children?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Lighthat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You mean where I talk about how they become attractive?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Give it up. Bball doesn't know how to organize his/her thoughts. S/He is jumbling this whole argument up and is only going to run in circles.
Delbunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You are quite stubborn and ignorant, the worst combination!
thahuh6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why not
llBradll ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:05:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You can't logic attraction out of people the same way you can't logic it into them.
FountainsOfFluids ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
That's like a girl in her 20s saying that she thinks Sean Connery is still sexy and me saying that I would never look at a woman in her 80s and think she was sexy.
The genders have polar opposite sexual appeal traits. For women, her peak point of attractiveness is where youth and sensuality intersect.
A man can look at a young woman like that and see what she will be in a few years, just as a woman can look at an older gentleman and still see what he was just a few years ago.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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FountainsOfFluids ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:20:27 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's exactly like that.
Do men tend to like younger women? Yes.
Do women tend to like older men? Yes.
And even though there is some crossover, most just can't relate to the other.
Insulting men because they find a young woman attractive is solipsistic and just plain dumb.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:26:20 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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FountainsOfFluids ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:40:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you're 19. That pretty much explains why you seem to be completely unable to imagine that different people have different points of view.
Nowhere AT ALL did I say "all men" or "all women" anything! In fact I went out of my way to use words like "tend" and acknowledge that there is some crossover in tastes.
Also...
Johnny Depp
George Clooney
Tom Cruise
Denzel Washington
Kevin Costner
Antonio Banderas
David Duchovny
Daniel Day-Lewis
Pierce Brosnan
Viggo Mortensen
Assuming you are straight, you cannot tell me that none of those men are sexy to you. Maybe some of them aren't your type, but if you said all of them are yucky because they are too old, you'd be a goddam liar. And every one of them is over 50.
For men, it's the opposite. I might "freak out" if a young girl started hitting on me, and want to get the hell out of there, but I'm not dishonest enough to say that all underage girls are repulsive.
graciouspatty ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:52:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
yeah but what if LyingPervert is 14?
daimposter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps LyingPervert is 14....or lying about it.
bballlvr4evr ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:55:01 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
maybe, but what about the other 270+ people ?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well I mean she isnt a child. I think that is a problem. You are using the word child to bolster your argument. What you should say is ...
"If your 30 years old you don't need to be looking at teenagers that way."
The way you phrased your argument you force out opposing views and create a gang mentality.
Eurem ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:52 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, my sister is 15 and a lot of adults seem to think she's hot. If I'm in public with her and someone makes a cat call it's fun to let everyone know she's 15 and watch them get death stares from random parents. It's a much easier solution than getting physically aggressive over it.
Example: (walking with her on beach) Loud whistle "WOW I WANNA TAP THAT ASS!" Oh really? She's 15 dude, and you're like 30 years old. Fucking creep.
This tends to make them leave embarrassed.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:32:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
People should be embarrassed by that behavior regardless. Wait until you're drunk at a bar or at a house party. There are more acceptable places to harass women than out in the general public.
Eurem ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:36:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, and it appears a lot of reddit disagrees with me.
If you hit on my sister while I'm obviously around her I'm GOING TO BE PISSED!!! Yes, she's a pretty girl. I'm not going to hold anything against you for being attracted to her, however, keep those thoughts to yourself. It's disrespectful to me, and I've seen my dad nearly beat someone's ass over it.
This has been going on since she was 12. She matured early, and I still have the same feelings towards people hitting on her. Just because she "looks" older doesn't mean she is older. She still has the mind of a young teenage girl. Wanting to fuck a young teenage girl isn't okay just because they grew earlier.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:41:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It might just be because most of Reddit is ~15 due to summer vacation, so they don't get it.
Eurem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I sure hope so. I stopped liking young teenage girls when I left high school. It's less about how they look and more about their mental maturity.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:37 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So uh, you guys wrestle?
Eurem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I can acknowledge that my sister is pretty without wanting to fuck her.
Thanks for the original joke.
cormega ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:37:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Your 15-year-old sister sounds hot.
strafefire ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:34:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Less than 100 years ago, 30 years were marrying 15 year old girls. Shit, this still happens in many countries -- including Western Countries -- today.
She has breast, she has menstrual flow, she has gone through or is going through puberty.
Kind of hard to knock out 10K+ plus years of biological programming in only 90.
Eurem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:09 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Cool, keep it to yourself. You're being rude and disrespectful by verbally explaining what you want to sexually do to my young sister in front of me, my friends, or my family. I feel obligated to protect her.
strafefire ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:48:24 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You are 100% correct on this. That is still not going to stop the cat calls, because quite frankly the people who are willing to cat call or whistle at girls in public really don't give a shit about what the person around or next to said girl has to say.
If they did, they would not be cat calling to begin with.
Eurem ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm honestly appalled at the amount of people who think that behavior is okay on Reddit. I guess they would need to be a brother or a father to understand how not okay that is and how primal instinct CAN take over and lead to you getting a bloody nose. They are lucky they just get publicly embarrassed.
guffetryne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:31:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You're interpreting your downvotes completely wrong. Look at the guy who replied to you saying people should be embarrassed by that kind of behavior no matter the age of the recipient, he's got zero downvotes. Of course most people don't find cat calling to be acceptable behavior.
Even though I didn't downvote you (since I actually realize the purpose of up/downvotes), I'm willing to bet it's the kind of douchey tough guy attitude you convey in your posts that's causing downvotes.
Raper_of_Cats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:59 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Less than 100 years ago if you hit on someone's daughter or sister in public, they would beat your ass or maybe even duel you over it.
I fail to see your point, our values have changed.
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 23:37:26 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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strafefire ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:45:23 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How exactly is what I typed scary?
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:49:04 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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strafefire ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:51:11 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Incorrect. I stated that over 10K+ years of biological programming is hard to be undone.
No where in my statements above did I say that in this day and age was it okay. You inferred something that was not there.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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kingofnynex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
2SPOOKY4ME
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Objectively speaking, she's nice-looking, but a wee bit young for most of us here!
Reggie_Ray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'd do her!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I know her in real life, shes thirteen..
SanJose_Sharks ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 23:14:47 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I wish he'd push her onto my DICK!
karmahawk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:03:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Stay classy Reddit.
bbaglien ยท 335 points ยท Posted at 20:52:02 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Representing for the brothers across the world.
[deleted] ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 21:17:03 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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jamesbrowski ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 21:36:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Still takin' time to push my Sis off her feet...
BeligBabies ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 22:48:29 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And I still got love for the skeet.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:38:53 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's the K.A.V.
soochosaurus ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 22:57:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
it's the C.U.M.
upsmoke ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 23:10:44 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
well, that escalated quickly
... if you know what I mean.
NUMBERS2357 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:47 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hold up I gotta finish something.
Ipeunipig ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:51:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Still
Westen22 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:25:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's "still hitting them corners and them ho ho's girl"
jamesbrowski ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 21:32:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No it isn't. Lo lo = low rider. Ho ho = snack cake.
Westen22 ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 21:35:54 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Many diadvantaged African-Americans have limited nutritional choices, therefore they must subsist of Ho-Ho snack cakes. It's a black thing, bra.
MrLyle ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:29:32 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The Scrubs is strong in this one...
sp00kyd00m ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 22:43:25 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Bra is either something surfers say or a tittie holster. Its a black thing, bruh.
MANCREEP ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:14:39 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ho ho = DELICIOUS snack cake
FTFY
FataOne ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:53:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's definitely lo-lo's.
Westen22 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:02:19 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Riiiiight
jimmydapags ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:17:08 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Gotchu westen
mrichard629 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:16 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I see a clip of scrubs it reminds me how much I love it. Here I come scrubs marathon
Westen22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:53 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your youtube.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:06 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Josiah_Bartlet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:26:08 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's a conversation from Scrubs. Click the context link.
Wonky_Sausage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP_5I93p9xE
[deleted] ยท 489 points ยท Posted at 20:42:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I feel dumber for having seen this.
1gnominious ยท 172 points ยท Posted at 22:17:39 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We're halfway through. Only about another month and a half before school starts back up. Stay strong.
SausserTausser ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 23:43:24 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
School just got out over here on the West Coast.
Buckle up, homestuck.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Was that an intentional reference to the webcomic or did you just rhyme some things and it's coincidentally a comic that is known for having teenage fans?
SausserTausser ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:21:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Delightful coincidence.
ATyp3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm only 3 weeks into Summer Vacation. I have summer school though so I can't pollute Reddit at the moment. Fuck Algebra 2.
chappe ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:20:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Do people really think all the high schoolers who weren't redditing during the semester are redditing like no tomorrow over the summer?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:25:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's just an easy way to feel superior.
Vitalic123 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Says the high schooler who's accrued 1200 karma in the last 13 days.
f7fsiyu ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 22:39:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's not going to get better.
Triangular_Desire ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 23:06:10 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
it never does, with anything
AscentofDissent ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:44:01 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you Eternal September.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:46 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Summer... Summer never changes
JSLEnterprises ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:37:55 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Eternal September
Godtiermasturbator ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It'll be slightly smarter than now in August, but slightly dumber than last August (kids going back to school, but bigger user base)
makeitstopmakeitstop ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:49:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
There is no difference in quality between summer and during school.
laughingGirls ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:20:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's cute, it never gets better. When I started redditing in like '07, before the whole digg revolt bullshit, I never really commented because reddit was a bit too "intellectual" for me. Something would be posted and everyone wanted a serious discussion over it, and I didn't really give any fucks to debate people. Now look where this website is at.
School's out forever.
makeitstopmakeitstop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:40 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's basically all related to subreddit size. If you want intellectualism- you have to go small.
(and to a relavant subreddit; I mean it's hard to have decent discussions in /r/poniestakingdumps
Soulcooker ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:12:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the shitty 4chan memes to take, you guys use this one.
PromisesPromise5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
At least we got an awesome fight between AWildSketchAppeared and Shitty_Watercolour!
raven12456 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:03:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I decided to take the summer off from /new. It's too much right now.
BretOne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Nope.
European vacations start on friday and last until early september (late september for college).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
whatevr fag ur just jealous u cant compete lol
makattak88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Was worth it for AWSA and SWC battle though.
overtmind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Come back and check out the watercolor/sketch battle if you haven't. It's worth it
internetsuperstar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Compared to the annoying orange this shit is Macbeth
CringeBinger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Vine posts will continue. Sigh
CigarLover ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 23:20:27 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No one cares!
haiduz ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:38:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And here we all thought that you just couldn't get any dumber.
jonnyrotten7 ยท 223 points ยท Posted at 22:27:32 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I, too, would like to get your sister wet.
[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 00:34:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh jonny!
You're so rotten.
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[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 22:42:16 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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jonnyrotten7 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:42:54 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
and?
RIP_BerthaChampagne ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:54:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shhh. SRS is coming.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:08 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He knows that
atheism_is_gay ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 23:26:10 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
There's a girl standing next to the pool in a 7 second video.
GEE, WONDER WOTS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT, PAW!
worldsarmy ยท 243 points ยท Posted at 21:03:25 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen a lot of these Vine videos that made me laugh my ass off. I think 6-7 seconds is the perfect time to be creative and funny while not dragging it on and ruining it. I like these.
JurassicParkerr ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 21:16:19 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/youtubehaiku
GhostOfPluto ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 21:39:02 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I just found that sub last week and spent hours watching the all time top posts.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:25:48 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Just so yall know, do not post Vine videos in there, they get upvoted a lot but people really get upset with them.
gulasch_hanuta ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:35:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You just have to lable them [Vine] title.
Then it's k.
wolfattacks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:20 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Put them on /r/vine instead.
danisnotfunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:50 on December 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
why
ReaganSmashK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's a typical "link karma says one thing, comment karma says the other" type sub.
It's gotten annoying, you can label the videos as vine so people who don't want to see them don't have to. Laziness from reddit users is the worse. It's no better than all the /r/atheism users complaining they have to open a text post to see a meme.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:04:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
yeah. Those people are dumb. I don't care to watch every vine. Reddit is my filter.
D14BL0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:00:20 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get that. "Short videos are cool, unless they're from a thing that only makes short videos."
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
better than the shit pinion stuff your server gives, including viruses tho, faggot
D14BL0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:15:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, look who's making use of RES tags.
Fake-Empire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What did you do?
D14BL0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He's mad because I'm an admin on a TF2 server that uses pre-game ads to pay for the bandwidth. He seems to think that it's our fault that somebody caught a virus because he was running out-of-date software on his computer and was using piss-poor security on his system. We use a third-party advertiser and we reported the malicious ad immediately, but he's still mad about it.
Mind you, this was like, three months ago.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:37:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
does not matter, i dont infect other users computer, get cancer and die shitnigger
D14BL0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:30 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Neither did I, nor any of our servers. A third party did, and they were promptly dealt with.
But keep raging. It's so cute.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:41:58 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Best subreddit ever.
eatingoats ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:51:02 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I too love lasagna.
modern_warfare_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:04 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Josiah_Bartlet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:23 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
thank you....so much
rWoahDude ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 21:35:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You might really like the website 5secondfilms
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I always feel five seconds is too short, ten seconds is a better time/ thats what she said
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:27:39 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
My father used to rant about youtube because it shortens the time the kids can concentrate on one thing if they use it to often. He will be thrilled when I tell him about the 7 seconds thing. He is a teacher.
IdoNOThateNEVER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:01 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He is correct, remember to mention that channels like 5secondfilms are pretty famous too.
F1nd3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I someti
Canbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:12 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Your dad should evolve his teaching style to match youtube videos. 5 min lecture, 5 min of some activity related to lecture (math problem), 5 min question time, rinse and repeat.
TakingKarmaFromABaby ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:16:53 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It eliminates the Wadsworth Constant.
IdoNOThateNEVER ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:43:49 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I upvoted, but checking the Wadsworth Constant I randomly pressed at 1/3 of the video
and I just heard "my sister.. Hi!!.. splash" I think it still works.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:07 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is why Instagram videos will only be used for recordings of people's animals.
LG03 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:15 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Meanwhile I just continue to weep for the collective loss of society's attention span.
Synkhe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:27:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I think that the 15 sec instagram videos will be too long and not really catch on. Atleast when it comes to comedy. Depending on the subject matter it could I suppose when there needs to be more detail but it will be far between.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:26:17 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's a great idea and Vine is the first I can think of to do something like this and be very popular, so I'll stick with them.
quazimoto69 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:41:29 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The huge downside being the awful "explore" option. There are no ways to find friends aside from an incredibly broken search function and phone contacts. In order to stay relevant they're going to need to fix this and at some point will have to break down and add Facebook connectivity if they want to continue to grow.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think you are talking about Vine correct? I actually never use the ap to view Vines, I always just post and view other's Vines on Twitter. So yes, you are right, there is some issues they should fix. I would love to also be able to view people's Vines on the Vine website (be able to go to their profiles and such).
Sn1pe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like the only way to be sure you'll be able to search for friends is if they have a Twitter account since I think the app uses that account. I've been using both Vine and Instagram, and the video feature for Instagram has brought me back to that app. It looks like both apps have the hashtag search feature that automatically adds a hashtag to the beginning of your keyword. I think Instagram's search feature works in the same way, but just for Instagram accounts, unless I forgot that Instagram uses Twitter accounts, too. When you say the Vine search is broken, how so? If I want to search for somebody, I don't really have that hard of a time since it's basically just bringing up Twitter accounts.
quazimoto69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You can't search for handles (at least I can't without it finding 0 results) and there is no Facebook add function. I consider this pretty broken.
Sn1pe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Just searched the fake Will Ferrell account, and it looks like it worked
kidclutch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:46 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
the problem with vine was that their app (android) was shit and ive already deleted it. plus it seemed a bit difficult trying to find people to follow when you could only connect with twitter.
the instagram videos work practically flawlessly, and has produced some decent content for me. but holy fuck there are a list of people ive already unfollowed because they post 8 videos of what theyre watching on tv. youre fucking with me right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I saw some vine videos on a facebook page called 'best of vine' or some shit. Got really excited. Went to vine.com and there's no way to do anything other than download the app. What the fuck?
Looks like you need twitter.
I am not getting twitter and sifting through a pile of 140 character wank to get some vine videos now and again.
Luckily some of them have youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/user/whoismaxwell
My favourite.
CringeBinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:28 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Vine is a lot of sifting through shit to find literally 6 seconds of gold.
DaVincitheReptile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Eventually our attention spans will become milliseconds long and we will evolve into a new race who experiences all of time on the micro scale. Of course we won't know the difference because we can't appreciate what we've got, ever.
lemmereddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Christ, our attention span has hit an all-time low.
SlyFox28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't. Vine is fucking dumb. I wish it would die along with Twitter and instagram.
Sev3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Vine App.
hakkzpets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get why most of them ends with a person screaming something random. Is this what all Vine users find funny?
CubbyRed ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:20:23 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
5 Second Films should be right up your alley.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:33:40 on October 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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J4k0b42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:49 on November 3, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, and somehow you're top comment.
FlyingSagittarius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:08:07 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You sure you're not sorted by "new"?
J4k0b42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:11:22 on November 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I accidentally had it on hot.
wonchokoosey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:19:31 on November 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Saw it for the first time right now..
coolt22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:33 on November 22, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I came, but to what I don't know...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:55 on November 22, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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CaptainSmurfberry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:54 on March 25, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No.
DucksRow ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:08:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Does Reddit not know about Vine?
forkl ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 23:04:35 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This was 2 posts down on front page
http://i.imgur.com/Aa5HEnp.jpg
Quebe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:52:58 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It was worth it just for the drawing battle at the top comment though.
ShadowChair ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No one, apparantly.
sbutler87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:51:53 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
EXACTLY!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:45:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
nsfw
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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deeman18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How did you find this? and how old is she??
Wonky_Sausage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
fapfapfap
ruinercollector ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 22:29:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/summerreddit
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 23:59:50 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Because teenagers don't have internet access from September to May
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:01:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, do you guys think reddit is noticeably better from September to May?
Aerobie ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:07:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, less people complaining of "summer reddit".
chemistree ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:50:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think the people complaining are the ones who come on here less frequently during the school year and don't get a full dose of reddit's bland immaturity September to May. Then they create the problem for themselves in summer by being overexposed to it and then they start complaining.
catholic420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Really?
TimesWasting ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 00:12:17 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
more free time though
makeitstopmakeitstop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You're the only one who needs 8+ hours to reddit. They have all the time they need. Plus everyone reddits on their phones during school now anyway.
TimesWasting ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You're seriously arguing that kids don't have more free time in the summer than when they're in school?
I'm not saying they only reddit during the summer, I'm just saying they have more free time then. I know when I was in school I certainly played more videogames over the summer than during the school year.
makeitstopmakeitstop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
lol what a strawman. No, I'm arguing that kids have all the time they need to reddit during the school year.
TimesWasting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:01 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not arguing against that though
quazimoto69 ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 22:41:51 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
LOL HE PUSHED HIS SISTER IN THE POOL, HA hA.
paleo_dragon ยท 162 points ยท Posted at 23:26:58 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You guys are taking reddit wayyyyyyyyy too seriously.
[deleted] ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 23:33:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the reddit. It is only for sophisticated adults, such as myself. I personally can't wait for all you children to be back in school, so reddit can go back to grown up things like advice memes and bacon jokes.
Sisaac ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:40:47 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
*puts on fedora*
merchantofmenace ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:00:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
subsequently tips it
ilovedonuts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:28 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
you're years too late.
maynardftw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Personally I thought the way his voice squeaked when he said "Nobody cares" was worth a lol.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:42:44 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
LEL!!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:44:49 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
As though reddit wasn't this shitty all the time...
ruinercollector ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:06:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It really wasn't. I'll grant that separate from any teenage summer effect, the post/discussion quality here has been steadily declining, but there is a noticeable worsening every year when summer hits.
That said, not to pull hipster/old school rank, but I was here back in early 2006 and things were quite different and in many ways "less shitty."
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 23:30:58 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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makeitstopmakeitstop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It was staged so yes.
sastuff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I can see what they were going for, but they didn't quite achieve funny. I didn't even expel air out of my nose forcefully.
I_hate_neckbeards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
well thats one theory.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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makeitstopmakeitstop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:52:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It was staged. she was alright with it and was probably wearing swimwear underneath.
tossedsalad4me ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:40:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
i've never laughed at someone pushing someone else in a pool. never.
makeitstopmakeitstop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
this one was faked so it's ok.
impressive ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:13:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What a dick.
makeitstopmakeitstop ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:55:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It was faked. It's alright.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 23:53:10 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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makeitstopmakeitstop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:08 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It was faked. It's alright.
therager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:44 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well maybe a second.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm confused, this guy has a beard but judging by the pitch of his voice his balls haven't descended yet.
about20ninjas ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:12:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
LOL so random! /s
MegaNumberFourteen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:24 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He's a bit of a douche bag brother in this
EricTboneJackson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What has happened to reddit that this is anywhere near the front page? o.O
TopCommentThief ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
NO๏ปฟ ONE CARES
Pwnk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
okay.
Hanistotle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thad Castle?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I care...
FightingPolish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
NOOOOOOOO! HER CELL PHONE!
Whatsreddit7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:13:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sounded like Thad from BMS haha
The_Music ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit somebody watches BMS other than me.
Whatsreddit7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Absofuckinglutely! One of my favorite shows!
chowder138 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That sound he makes as he pushes her in...
sturmblast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
lol thanks
handmetherope ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:40:59 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's a pretty solid Thad Castle impression.
cappnplanet ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:11:12 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why are people upvoting this douchebag?
[deleted] ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 23:58:37 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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MTandBJJ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:05:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think they planned this encounter, also Wild Sketch's first picture isn't anything special.
silverraider525 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:52:00 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/KarmaConspiracy
fb39ca4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:13 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Man, those two are really raking in the karma.
Ebelglorg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:39:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Some people are just no fun, eh?
Calm the hell down, damn.
terk0iz ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:37:51 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's obviously a stupid little joke.
She fucking jumps into the pool.
This video is terrible and makes me want to kill myself, but you people thinking he actually pushed her in without her knowledge are just plain... being dumb.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I'm never watching a movie again because that's what you just described. I'm kidding. You're actually retarded for thinking that planning something out beforehand automatically makes it no longer funny and I AM going to watch movies again.
Ebelglorg ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:42:33 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly.
Even if it were real, some people just need to lighten up. Brother and sister messing with each other? Wahhh wahhhh. Must be very horrible to be around.
Thermogenic ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit loves to upvote posts that demonstrate abuse towards women, even if it is joking and/or staged.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:17 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's funny and it was quick.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:16:46 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
7 Seconds? I'll watch it.
oddlogic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could upvote the sketch/watercolor war whilst downvoting content. :-/
LaunchThePolaris ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:21:48 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fake as fuck and /r/SummerReddit.
savemejebus0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:49:33 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh, for a second I thought he was a comic genius. Turns out he got lucky and the other videos suck.
Tashre ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:46:25 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit are you serious right now.
Knotseakiller ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:26:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Lets get more of the sister, please.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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QuietProfanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:13 on June 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Child porn is illegal wherever you go, ass hat.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:03:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
jamie_plays_his_bass ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:14:51 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Utterly juvenile shit. /r/im14andthisisfunny would love it though.
jkeylor ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:12:09 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
what a little dick.
makeitstopmakeitstop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It was faked. It's alright.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
twss story of my life
Stickel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:38:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
his sister is hot
Surehill ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:51:12 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I care...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:27:59 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't have been more fake. Any girl would have screamed.
DeuceSevin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe she was spayed with neverwet?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:24 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Like the boots from this morning!
FifeeBoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Some obviously choreographed sketch? Why is this on the front page?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I hope he gets punched in the throat so I never have to hear his voice again. Jesus Christ it's annoying.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:30 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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heyboyhey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I have still to see a vine video that didn't have people being obnoxious in it
drlemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/youtubehaiku
GrizzWarner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:31 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What a dick
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Whimpy voice.
hyperjumpgrandmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:53 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
She doesn't resist, or shriek, or try to grab his arm, or immediately come up to yell at him, or do anything at all that would indicate that this wasn't actually staged.
AND ROTATE THE GODDAMN PHONE INTO LANDSCAPE MODE, YOU CRETIN!
vtechnique ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:04 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Staged. If you look at her face she's not shocked as she's being pushed in.
emilydean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:21 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I hadn't been on Reddit yet today...When my brother sent me this video I was sure he was just looking up ways to aggravate me. Thanks reddit!
FuturamaSucksBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:20 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I hope she had her cell phone on her.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:42:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
fuck your username.
CrackerEvan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:54 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Decided to watch his other videos, turns out they're all incredibly staged or he's a complete dick.
SteroidSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a pool or a sister so this holds no relevance to me
Dekanuva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It would have been better if he just pushed her in and kept doing the video like a boss. The ending sort of ruined the effect.
kris9670 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
SHE DIDN'T EVEN SCREAM! WHAT IS THIS?!
rAtheismSelfPostOnly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is real life, not hollywood. Not everyone screams when surprised
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:52 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
A Jim Carey understudy?
Finaltidus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
this is pretty stupid tbh
why is this upvoted?
SimpliFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I love how the title is how to introduce your sister, but the youtube title just explains it simply like how to be a mean brother
Fan_Boyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I always just tell my sister that all my friends have An STD that they transmitted between one another during a drunken orgy freshman year
feeIs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
youtube comments
FUZZINATOR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:37 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"Le Reddit Army is here"
ಠ_ಠ
MT_Flesch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
smartass little punk needs a dunking in the toilet bowl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
LinkerGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/u/jiffybot
jelde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Would have been so much funnier if it ended at 5 seconds. He ruined it at the end.
BrianDawkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:51 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The top comments in here just made history.
KaptainKannabis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is why we can't have nice things.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I may regret asking this but why is this on the front page?
Budluv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I sent this to my sister... HA, I showed that dumb bitch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why do I find shit like this and any fail video not amusing one bit?
SteelRail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:43 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
r/summerreddit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/cringe
Nayr39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the future of the internet huh? 5 second videos with over the top people in them.
LosAngelic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:20 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The upvotes are for the AWildSketchAppeared and Shitty_Watercolour duel, correct?
Because I am utterly pissed that I watched that thinking I wouldn't regret wasting seven seconds (I was wrong).
nohonomo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: lots of jifs
IrSpartacus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He almost sounds like Thad at the end
Spectrael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:16 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Keep pressing 4.
sgSaysR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I cringed only because my older brother used to bully my younger sister. In similar manners. Credit to her that she'd cry but just come back for more. He learned not to mess with me but turned to her. Eventually he learned that wasn't going to work either.
Eventually he learned what dominance/failure meant and stopped. Love the guy now. Different person. But still. This video is not ok.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:55 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed, he seems really annoying.
Spindax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:19 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Was anyone else expecting Borat?
Shats_Deep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Just saving my place in history.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
There should be no other comment after this interaction
Marcusv_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:33 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad I was here for this. :)
OniTan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go ahead and say this is staged. Why else would she just be standing next to a pool for the video they were supposed to make?
sackofrice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
awesome.
TheFlamingGit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:26 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Sister, Here is your revenge. 1) Get a rubber glove. Put it on. 2) Put Ben Gay onto glove. 3) Smear his private parts with Ben Gay. 4)Film it, post to reddit. Instant Karma.
descoladoj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Too old to be pushing girls around.
Cinemaphreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:47 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Her payback video
That said, the whole thing is a put on obviously.
wintersunset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What's the opposite of reddit gold and where can I buy it?
Brosby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So much blood spilled here today on these very unhallowed grounds.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:05 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be the dumb bitch standing inbetween your older brother and the pool.
beepdacreep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thats from vine
shadowninja246 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/u/JiffyBot 0:03-0:04
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck I hate these Vine videos.
alevan04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
that chick goes to my school and she stalks everyone and gets expelled for stripping in school
caliz55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:15 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No one cares about the post, only about the battle
IthinkImgonnacry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The Youtube comments... I have to say I'm quite surprised that Google has let those slide thus far...
The_Music ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Apparent this is an important thread.
Fappomatic_automaton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:57 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
too bad my sister can't swim or i'd do this too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I hope all of you realize his sister is like 14 years old.
1TripLeeFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:22 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting for history.
heyitsthatkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:12 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I love how his voice went from normal to Charlie Day in a matter of seconds.
fb39ca4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This seems like something that should belong on Vine.
am_i_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad I came to the comment section
guyguy23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:45 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This guy is an asshole.
firstandlastname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm commenting just to prove I was here.
So_Inconsistent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
These kind of brothers are the best brothers.
FUCK_ASKREDDIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Weird. When I loaded that video a picture flased up of a mirror pick of a girl wearing either pink or blue, with a large black box over her face censoring the picture, but you could see her face in the mirror which was in the corner.
Ill draw a picture. ... be right back.
edit: something like this...NSFW
EDIT: Oh shit.. I found it! http://i.imgur.com/PLrl8Yt.jpg
Unloveish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:34 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I see the picture, where did u get the pink dress?
FUCK_ASKREDDIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
it only flashed for a small fraction of a second. Memory is an interesting thing.
riuseche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:50 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in sister.
bturl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:03 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The number of people who would rather see her get out of that pool then see his face is probably pretty high
weedsbegreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:44 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna punch your face.
thratty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Eh
jspeights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the only 'meet my sister' media thats proper here
Unloveish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
AS a sister.... I HATE YOU ... watch out while you are sleeping
codenamegamma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:06 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut up Meg" shove
VideoLinkBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:15 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Here is a list of video links collected from comments that redditors have made in response to this submission:
Tyranicide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:23 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/cringe
cmf2071 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:48 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of this classic.
frustratedCunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:52 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well that was shit, although I enjoyed the Stoya interview that came up for me in the related videos.
Hurt69420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:29 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I see the General Zod haircut/beard is coming into style
Tyranicide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:26 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I had to check the address bar there to make sure I wasn't on Facebook.
PesteNoire000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:23 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Not funny, but also pushing someone into a pool when they don't expect it is dangerous.
the_lurkerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:46 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
My question is how the hell he convinced his sister to walk right next to the pool with him
lejefferson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:14 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: History is made.
ZanMet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:02 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Bitch be dead...
luisbv23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
but... i care
Yakoloi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Serious question. Is there some sort of subreddit that is like reddit a whole, minus all this juvenile bullshit I keep seeing on the frontpage?
EnigmaticShark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Not what I was expecting at all, got a chuckle out of me though
Scatman_Crothers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/summerreddit
BigAndDelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Now i have to save this shitty video just for the hectic sketch battle.
bitcoin_lady ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 21:38:18 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dear diary
My life is falling apart after mom passed away. These years struggling with cancer surely took everybodies toe. Father couldn't handled. He drinks everyday and stay drunk overnight, sometimes beating me. I just can't handle this anymore. I think I'm gonna do it. This is the end. I will, however, rethink my life if something... anything good happens in my life. Meanwhile, this is my last entry. Goodbye! <3
edit <3 <3 <3 <3
What? My brother came over!!! I haven't seen him in AGES! :D Now he is calling me to make a video with him. I'm so happy! He is my hero and my role-model. <3 I'm very proud of him and he would never EVER make me sad. I'm sure nothing will wrong with this...
Gunnmitten ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:11:15 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Hannah, no one cares.
CubbyRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:13 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHA YES!
bitcoin_lady ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:21:59 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
D:
roddypeeper ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:25:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Life, it's such a precious gift and you only get one...so step away from that keyboard and live my friend, for the first time of your sheltered existence in the basement.....LIVE!!!!
leonryan ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:40:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
that's where you get girls who like abusive assholes
pan0ramic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:11:39 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure she knew this was coming. Notice that she hits the water body first AND she doesn't yell? Who wouldn't yell in surprise as they were being pushed into a pool? SOMEONE WHO KNOWS IT'S COMING: that's who.
leonryan ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:17:20 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
if anything that only strengthens my point
lesswrong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:40 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, no. It doesn't.
leonryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
it does. it starts out with a young girl tolerating being treated mean because she knows she's loved at the core of it all, but then she meets some guy who treats her equally mean not realising the guy is just plain mean. the fact that she expects it to happen and still allows it suggests she's too naive to understand the difference, and before you know it she's been in an abusive relationship for years because she failed to understand she should be treated better.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
sigh no it doesn't. You...you do know that siblings sometimes roughhouse, right? And that very few of those siblings end up in relationships where they are the abuser or the abused, right?
Apparently you don't. There's a HUGE difference between playing around and being abusive. This video is playing around. This video is NOT abusive.
leonryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:14 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
i didn't say this video was abusive. i said this kind of roughhousing can lead to a girl mistaking roughness for playful love. not in all cases, not in this case, not for every girl, but people are determined to be assholes about it. and fuck you for sighing at me, like my stupidity is SO exasperating.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:10 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
...who the fuck said you were stupid? Jesus.
Your previous comments didn't get your point across nearly as well as this one did. So, my sigh is retracted, as it my overly sarcastic tone in the previous comment. YOur comment just now, using "can lead" (as opposed to the implication of "does lead" and/or "will lead" of your previous comments) makes your viewpoint a lot clearer, and definitely something I can agree on.
I mean, we don't know the context of their relationship, maybe he is a total asshole to his sister all the time, or maybe this video is completely staged like everyone says it is. And technically, anything could be seen as potentially abusive in the right context. Doesn't mean the possiblity of it needs to be pointed out...
leonryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
my original comment was mostly hyperbolic before people decided to refute it, at which point i felt like explaining myself. i give reddit too much credit.
BlackTeaWithMilk ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:57:26 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is either a guy and girl being unfunny, or a guy being an asshole and unfunny.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:32:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
gone wild is that way --------->
Cogli_one ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:36:56 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He just wanted to see her wet
NtotheK ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:37:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
this vine shits getting out of hand
Greenbeermiami ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:40:56 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I thought she was going to start singing Friday Friday everyone get down on Friday , now it is in your head. Suffer.
jdcooktx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:44:44 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how I make your sister wet.
Lefthandedpigeon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:48:21 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
A video?! Ughhhh. clicks on it oh. 7 seconds. Alright.
joestacos2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:50:04 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I came, I saw, I came again.
joestacos2 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
what you did, I saw it
joestacos2 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:59 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I know, aren't I so witty. :3
joestacos2 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:18 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, yes you are.
carlcon ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:09 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Jiffy! 0:02-0:07
Edit: Just read it was banned from here. Fair enough.
tomcosm ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:58 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
waiting for this eagerly
Shagoosty ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:18:28 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You'll be waiting forever. He was banned from /r/videos.
tomcosm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:19:56 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh damn, but I can see why now I think about it. Cheers
Malumen ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 22:26:53 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
If she knew this would happen: hilarious.
If she didn't know: wtf man.
edit: seems unlike some of reddit I just like the laughs involving aggression to come from willing participants. I just hope the majority feels nonconsensual laughs are not cool. :/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think you switched those two around.
Irishfury86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:13 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody has never been an older brother.
Malumen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:57 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I actually am. It's just as I've gotten older I can see how stuff like that wasn't funny at all and I'm a way better brother/friend now than I was when I was the guy in OP's video.
IDontUseTurnSignals ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:32:03 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why is it funny if she knew?
"Hey guys, watch me push my willing sister into our pool." Fucking hilarious.
-Apple-Porn- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:00 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was pretty funny
Flummoxed_platypus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:29 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jiffy! 0:02-0:03
orinoco72905 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:39:38 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
where is jiffy !!!?? :(
TheReason857 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Banned from this subreddit
Flummoxed_platypus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:49:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/u/JiffyBot 0:02-0:03
anonymau5 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:40:03 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You're supposed to protect your sister, not be an asshole to her.
miniflip ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:02:49 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think you've ever been a brother.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:47:11 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmmm.
CasanovaWong ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:47:16 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Would have been better if it were a legit sucker punch.
mmurry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:56:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
She needs to get you back.
kal27 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:06:01 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Vine
jooconspiratard ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:08:36 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Your voice reminds me of Thad from Blue Mountain State.
Anus_master ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:10:45 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, but if she didn't know he was going to push her she likely would have made a surprised noise.
theShowstealer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:23:22 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious
m8k ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:35:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Laughed a little more than I should have.
rqzerp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:52:09 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
hnnng
YLXV ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:52:25 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me or does the guy look like Krispy Kreme/Froggy Fresh the rapper?
kaya528 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:19:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Tell your sister to holla at me.
Verlier ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:48:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I care
GeneralRectum ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:03:25 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/u/JiffyBot 0:02-0:04
ZeeMastermind ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:26:42 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And all the YouTube comments addressing his sister's appearance...
sigh
Mikinator5 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:26:54 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jiffy! 0:01-0:04
Wolfy2001 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:33:11 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jiffy! 0:00-0:07
bobisdrunk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:48:53 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How many takes did that take?
Smackithdown ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:07:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fake but funny
LeifEriksonisawesome ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:09:31 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I bet this was planned, you guys should calm the fuck down about the guy.
Cifer1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:32:32 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/u/JiffyBot 0:02-0:05
ktmkid13 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:28:07 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Weak sauce
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:49:16 on July 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
so many hos
reiners83 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:38 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Does this mean I'm old and lame if the first thing I thought was: "aaaannndd that's how people get paralyzed."
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 22:24:52 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
fake right before he pushes her she smiles.
backwoodsofcanada ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:04:25 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Because no one ever smiles when they're on camera, being introduced to people.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:24 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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narelie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:01 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jiffy doesn't accept requests from /r/videos right now.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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narelie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:16 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Works fine, just not in this subreddit.
shadmere ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:46 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it used to?
Xtreme05 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:55 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Needs to have a video link.
soul_meets_body ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:33:54 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I watched this video way more times than i should have..
MrRAYGUN2009 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:23 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
uuuhh
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:43 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
1 / 10: Worst Dexter impersonation I've ever heard.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:33 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The best part is 8 seconds in
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:37 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
NYOO ONE CARES!
Teract ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:34 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
His voice reminds me of Thad Castle
markrevival ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
did someone youtube a vine? seems redundant
hey-its-that-guy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:27 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He makes that same grunt when he fucks the pool boy (me)
YNot1989 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:55 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I want to give that poor girl a towel and a hug.
elegant_gent ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:41 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb. Stupid. Unamusing.
BrianDawkins ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:24:39 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Cunt. Faggot and gay
Bill_Bringle ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:21 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm on the fence on whether to sub this guy.
also- I'm on the fence about ordering a pizza.
I think I'm going to order that pizza! YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!
this guy comes in and throws my pizza on the floor
"NOBODY CARES"
:(
Thirdilemma ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:36 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jiffy! 0:03-0:05
Thirdilemma ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:35 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jiffy! 00:03-00:05
IpoopNachos ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:09 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb.
markovcd ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jiffy! 00:02-00:06
ZipperSnail ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:51 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Retarded, like every redditor on this thread!
NuclearRussian ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 21:10:54 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dat smug 'this is going big' face at the end
nademagnet ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:18:06 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'll admit, it gave me a chuckle.
ghostfacechilla ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 23:27:42 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It seems there is some sexual frustration going on here. Like the brother can't bang her but instead would have to make her pay attention to him and somehow get on her mind. That's my guess.
meming4jesus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:53 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I smell projection on you
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 21:19:41 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Step 1: Be good looking
MonDew ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 21:31:05 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Man, these Vines aren't so bad. I'm usually pretty hipster about these things, but some of them are pretty funny.
DateLnPredator ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 20:40:04 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
KAPOOYAAA
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:04 on June 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
She is hot