You joke, but that's actually the proper form of address in German. A man with a doctorate is Herr Doctor. If he's also a professor, it's Herr Doktor Professor. Add a second doctorate and it's Herr Doktor Doktor Professor.
The Gay Hitler Auditorium will host a Hitler musical revue this spring. We are not expecting good attendance.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Advertise the event on /r/The_Donald and you'll fill the place up.
usgiorgi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh a Barbie museum!
ajax6677 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:27:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
About an hour ago I had an ugly cry triggered by a video of Hanson singing MmmBop 20 years after its first release, and now I'm dying laughing at Gay Hitler Auditorium. Tonight has been a fucking rollercoaster. I just need a cat video and an inspirational quote and I can finally go to sleep.
Around the corner is Dr. Gay Hitler's Restrooms, don't stick around to long or you may miss the next exhibit. Seriously though I bet they became comfortably numb to all the Hitler jokes over the years.
The Dr. Gay Hitler Institute for the research and development of anesthetic gases toward the betterment of the field of dentistry and general Medicine.
A Jewish, though he had converted to Christianity, German Haber invented how to make ammonia out of nitrogen in the air for which he received the 1919 Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Half of the world's food output is based on fertilizers derived from that ammonia. It saved billions.
It is also what allowed WWI Germany to continue to war as without nitrogen from it they would have run out of explosives within a few months of being blockaded by England.
He also invented modern chemical warfare and personally oversaw the first gas attack in history. He then went home and threw a party about how successful it was. After that party his wife shot herself through the heart only to be discovered as she was dying by their 12 year old son.
He left a few days later to gas the Russians.
A few years later scientists working under him developed a new fumigant. It was known as Zyklon A. Two decades later a slightly modified version known as Zyklon B was used during the Holocaust to kill approximately one million people most of whom were, like Haber, Jews. There is a good chance that his niece and her family were killed using Zyclon B.
Haber himself however left in 1933 seeing the rise of the Nazi's even though he had not yet been forced out of his position having converted. Shortly after leaving had a stroke or heart attack. He the received an official invitation to Cambridge. However once there there were also those who despised haber including Ernest Rutherford who refused to shake his hand. He was soon offered a position to head a research institute in what is now Israel which he accepted. However while traveling through Bazel Switzerland on January 29th 1934 he died of heart failure.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:33:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
asek13 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:13:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Dr. Gay Hitler Institute for the research and development of dentistry for dentists that want to learn dentisting good and how to do other stuff good too
symbiosa ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:13:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A guy with the last name Loser made a charitable donation to my college. So there's literally a "Loser Hall" on campus, and since all of the tours start there that's the first thing people see.
Update: Found out that they're renaming the building to "Trenton Hall." Not because of the word loser, but because the guy himself supported segregated schools in the 30s.
So funny story. I went to a university where they built a new chemistry/biochemistry hall. Except the family that donated the money to build it was the Failure family. So instead of naming it Failure Hall, they went with "Chemistry/Biochemistry Hall."
Her brother was Turney Gay Hitler, which is interesting because the Turney family & the Gay family were both big farmers. I think pretty much all the roads in our area are named after farmers from the 1800s, and all the farmers after 50 years were all inter-married.
At the end of your life, as you review your life's accomplishments, I hope you hold your comment on this post in the highest of regards. I laughed from the deepest part of my belly, in a way that I'm not sure I have before. Kudos to you sir, "not Issac".
It seems that your comment contains 1 or more links that are hard to tap for mobile users.
I will extend those so they're easier for our sausage fingers to click!
The 45th president of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
LupoCani ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:06:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Quite the opposite: Consider the fictional versions of George Washington and Dr. Gay Hitler, both of whom owned a dancing monkey that spoke French. Thus, we find fiction is indeed stranger.
Uh he's also a doctor. I think that significantly adds to it. Because any weirdo can change their first name to Gay...but if he's a doctor he has to be somewhat educated.
sdood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When I read the title up to this point I was 100% sure this was an r/circlejerk post
I think that courts have a tendancy to refuse legal name changes to things like hitler that would typically be for jokes or unethical (like nazi) reasons
Yeah, this just makes it official. This IS an alternate world, Mandella DID die in prison, it IS berenstein bears, sinbad DID make a genie movie. Fucking... Dr. Gay Hitler. No fucking way that would exist in MY world.
Daft Punk is what I meant and it took me until just now to figure it out, to be honest. I was listening to this the whole time though : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4396AVR51tE and it is pretty neat
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, they do the helmet thing pretty neatly indeed.
pjabrony ยท 19036 points ยท Posted at 23:37:00 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 8115 points ยท Posted at 23:57:29 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's even what they said:
The overall takeaway from making the film, Ogens said, was that we canโt always say the name โHitlerโ in a hushed and horrified tone. That gives the guy too much credit.
โBesides that point,โ he added. โPeople should be judged by their actions and who they are as people โ something that says much more about you than your name.โ
Good on them. Make your own destiny. Not get pushed around by the legacy of others. Maybe more well intentioned Hitlers can make a positive mark on history instead of just the horrific one.
Sharrakor ยท 2530 points ยท Posted at 02:02:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Please be on the next Tony Hawk game along with the Dead Kennedys
[deleted] ยท 289 points ยท Posted at 02:48:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly the soundtracks are what I miss the most about the old Tony Hank games. During my teens Tony Hank games introduced me to a bunch of punk rock bands and the Burnout games to Alternative rock/Pop Rock bands.
HeedWeed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:39:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pro Skater 3 got me into the Ramones and I'll always be thankful for that. So many bangers on the Pro Skater soundtracks especially IMO
elcad ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:21:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In the 80's we actually rode skateboards, listened to punk, built ramps and read Trasher. And TBH this only happen when we got to visit someone in a newer suburb, since we had tar and stone streets.
I wish they could make a modern day remake of 2 and 3 with the original soundtracks and not fucked like the more modern games. Those two had the best soundtracks of any game ever (though others have a better score, if that makes sense)
I imagine you looking like one those old corporate dudes dressed in clothes he thinks kids where these days trying to infiltrate their group. โYeah bro I love tony hank skaterboards!โ
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, it took your comment and 15 hours to understand why people were making so many Tony Hank jokes, it felt like I was out of the loop on some new meme lol This is why you don't comment on reddit at 4 a.m kids!
xombae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:09 on February 28, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was just talking about this the other day! I'm still largely in the punk scene today, and The Adicts on Tony Hawk were pretty much my first intro to real punk rock.
It isnโt itโs about sexual tension between people who are attracted to another but donโt talk to each other, all for you Sophia all though is about the archduke
Do they still make those? The last one I heard about was Pro Skater 4, where you could unlock Boba Fett and glitch the GameCube by comboing Jango Jump Jet so high that the game crashed. Good memories.
Novrev ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:25:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They made a Pro Skater 5 a couple of years ago as a final cash grab days before Activision lost the license. It was awful in just about every way
Remarkably, the game wasn't ready at the point they were going to lose the license, so Activision shipped a nearly blank disc to stores. Owners were met with a 8gb "patch" which was actually the game.
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's a good thing you stopped with 4.
Actually, no, you missed out on Underground 1 and 2 and American Wasteland and subsequently your childhood is null and void, but my point is, they made Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 a couple years ago.
I always wondered how a short brown haired weird looking man managed to convince a nation that blond haired blue eyed strong jaw tall people are the "Bestest race eva".
Was just talking about making a couple bands, one called antifa, the other, the nazis, and perform together. Obviously hi jinks would follow. You need a gimmick these days to get any attention and I feel like those bands would be sell out shows. Oh yeah, the antifa band would be punk and the nazis would be a lounge act, and same people in both bands.
Mother fucking Bob Mortimer, that guy could say he's been on the moon and I wouldn't second guess it...
Mastry ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:41:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And it wouldn't just be him on the moon. It's never that simple. He'd be up there with his mate Steve 'Clear Skies (as everyone called him) ' Willoughby, visiting a particular crater discovered by his uncle to retrieve an amateur rocket he landed there in the 90s. And it would be bloody true
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:26:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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DXvegas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:58:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
WILTY SPOILER INCOMING:
2 as I recall. The time when he claimed he took in a dying owl from the rare breeds farm, and the time he said his cat, Good Monson, needed to be strapped into a buggy to move after heโd sprained his legs. (Fun fact: the story was fake, but I believe he does really have a cat named Good Monson.)
Jesus christ, spoilers for a fucking panel show? The world really is going to shit, isn't it?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:24:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah dude, I hate when people have consideration for other people's experiences. Who do they think they are, typing three extra words?
DXvegas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Part of the fun of the show is you donโt know if the story is true or false until the end. So I think it merits a spoiler warning.
Zephs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:56:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. He doesn't stick a didgeridoo in the "clooney" of his tree so the wind will play it on its own sometimes. That one turned out to be a lie.
I thought Theft and Shrubbery HAD to be a lie... then it wasn't. Then wearing the Halloween masks to sleep in a car and getting kicked out of a village. That one had to be fake... and then it wasn't.
Then again, in an interview, Mack and Mitchell admitted that there are no real "rules" on how contestants need to answer. They implied that some guests might have a true statement, but then make up a more interesting story than the truth to throw people off.
I mean, I absolutely refuse to believe that Rhod Gilbert traded a car for $30 of tapas or whatever. I don't care that he said it's true. His explanation for it was hysterical, but let's be real... it didn't happen.
And that right there is talent... I don't think I've ever actually yelled aloud 'holy shit' in any other circumstance but that horse story was so mind blowing that I couldn't help it.
My recruiter recently told me a story about how he got smoked for laughing just loud enough to himself about DSG Faggot's name to be heard. I don't personally know how true that story is, but just imagine going through Basic as PVT Faggot... I can't imagine going through the hell that he must've gone through for that name.
What do you mean, everyone knows the first thing you should do if you come across the burned body of a dead dictator is cut off their genitals for safekeeping
I don't think anyone is saying that sticking to their surname isn't honourable.
But it must be a really annoying surname to have because whenever you tell it to someone the first time they're going to think you're taking the piss. Having to convince people over again that my surname is in fact Hitler and proud of it! Would grate on me after a while and I'd just change it.
Throw the first name Gay in their and now we've got double trouble although I do realise that back then Gay was a perfectly normal name.
It wasnโt so much that Gay was a normal name because it wasnโt common. Back in the day, โgayโ meant โhappyโ. But yea, that would be a terrible name today to be Gay Hitler.
I feel like having the name hitler would hold you back in life. Similar to how people with easy to pronounce names are statistically more likely to get call backs for job interviews.
One could argue that, in taking actions to change their names, they were playing a more active role in the shaping of their own destiny. "Make your own destiny," if anything, would seem to argue more for changing it than not.
I remember reading about a woman named "Linda Tripp" who was constantly getting death threats and ended up losing her job back in the late 90s. She had nothing to do with the actual "Linda Tripp" of Monica Lewinski fame.
suppow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, how about that mustache now? Time to reclaim it yet?
Yea, if we lived in a perfect world. Unfortunately, people are mostly closed minded and full of negativity bias. This guy could cure cancer and most people will concentrate on his last name only.
Obviously we shouldn't hold it against people who merely share an infamous name. And I don't imagine many do.
But at the same time, there are good reasons to always say the name in a hushed and horrified tone. There's a good reason to have these cultural practices that remind us of the horror and, especially, these practices that other people can observe - practices that communicate to other people that society remembers, that we're all in agreement that this should be remembered and we need to be cautious so it doesn't happen again.
Some cultural practices to remind people, to teach people about genocide are probably a good thing on the whole. And practices like these teach it in a much more real way, a more visceral reminder than merely seeing a description of the Holocaust in a history book. Unspoken cultural practices like saying the name in a hushed and horrified tone are a lot more powerful than someone just explicitly saying "The Holocaust was bad, we should be cautious so it doesn't happen again".
That it means people are occasionally nervous about saying a rare name (and even so, few would actually hold the name against someone) seems like a pretty small price to pay for that reminder. Even if people changed their name, that seems a very small price to pay for keeping the warning alive in our cultural practices and not just our history books.
"Call him Voldemort, Harry. Always use the properย nameย for things.ย Fear of a nameย increasesย fearย of the thing itself." - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
In English, he has the very respectable name of a true celebrity, Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the Life of Shin-Chanโs Two-Day-Old Underwear Balmung Fezalion Isaac Schneider 1/3 True Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish This Is A Different Dogfish, Iโm Talking About The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Runny Diarrhea.
I am Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III
Anyone who gets that references gets a cookie. No googling.
grubas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did you type that out? Because thereโs NO way I could replicate that.
Now imagine it being spoken by a Japanese voice actor trying to put on an Italian accent. :)
phraps ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:28:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons
Zorzarix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Five time Ultimate Smackdown wrestling champion, porn star, and president of the United States.
Settra, Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Holy Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds the Sceptre, Great Hawk of the Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptraโs Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Sicon of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer of Redditras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emepror of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of the Khemriโs Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the eternal Necropolis, Herald of the all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Walkers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False Godโs Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehekโs Lands, Breaker of Djafโs Bonds
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I miss Tomb Kings :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hi my name is Ebony Darkโness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (thatโs how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u donโt know who she is get da hell out of here!). Iโm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because heโs a major fucking hottie. Iโm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. Iโm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where Iโm in the seventh year (Iโm seventeen). Iโm a goth (in case you couldnโt tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
tydalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Camoral ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:50:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically enough, saying his actual name gave Voldemort an advantage. Always thought that was funny.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:06:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So why not call him Tom? Or Tom Riddle? I mean Voldemort was the name he gave himself. If everyone knew Voldemort's name was Tom, I bet no one would be afraid.
"Awww did Lil' Tommy throw another temper-tantrum"
At least in the movie for Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore does. Voldemort is attacking Harry at the Ministry, and Dumbledore appears through one of the Floo portals, and as he walks out, says โIt was a mistake for you to come here tonight, Tomโ.
I donโt think that line was in the book, and I thought it was a pretty good addition.
Exactly. 'Voldemort' sounds like a supervillain codename - which I suppose it is.
Although the Wizarding World had slightly different ideas about what kinds of names sounded normal to them; perhaps 'Voldemort' came across to them no stranger than we'd consider something like 'Dakota' or 'North'.
Aeonoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe so, but it does basically mean "Lord ViolenceDeath". It sounds like it was made up by an edgy teen, which is exactly what happened in-universe!
Aoloach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it be French for "Flight of/from Death" ? Vol de mort.
Aeonoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking "Vold" from Danish or Norwegian. Having it all be from one language makes more sense, though.
These are pretty wise words and all, but Voldemort put this curse on his name which lets him know the location of the person who said it, so in a practical sense it turned out to be bad advice.
I'd bet Hogwarts was shielded against that. Not to mention that such a curse isn't worth much if everyone is saying 'Voldemort' all the time. It'd just be a fog of thousands of impressions every second.
In fact, I wonder if it'd be possible to have a cheap, mass-produced spell (or even just something like a two-cent sound chip) trigger the 'here I am' effect. Scatter them over every wizarding house, building, and traffic route.
Not to mention that such a curse isn't worth much if everyone is saying 'Voldemort' all the time. It'd just be a fog of thousands of impressions every second.
I wondered this as well, but hey, Rowling wrote it, not me. Not sure how it works exactly.
I really loved Harry Potter, but I always thought that was a particularly dumb part of it.
People weren't afraid to talk about Voldemort. People talked about him pretty freely in the books. They just used a different name, and maybe a more hushed tone.
It wasn't cowardice or fear, it was a way of reinforcing society's rejection of Voldemort and his ideology. Honestly, in a lot of cases it was more courageous than saying his name would have been - by saying He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named or whatever, you were affirming to everyone who was listening that you thought what he did and what he stood for were uniquely horrible. That means a lot more than calling him Voldemort just like the Death Eaters do.
That's not what I was trying to get at. I mean, very literally, that they weren't afraid to talk about him, at least not like they were afraid to use his name.
The way they spoke his name in hushed tones, using different names for him, definitely involved fear, but they weren't afraid to talk about him, just to use the name Voldemort when doing so. The taboo was against saying that particular name, not simply referring to him - the taboo didn't extend to other names for him. If there was a taboo against talking about him in general, it was much weaker than the taboo against his name - people didn't react to mention of You-Know-Who like they did against saying the name.
They weren't just silent, erasing all memory of the horrors. If there were a taboo against referring to Voldemort at all, that would be bad, but they just used a different name to talk about him. And my point is that while it may seem like a reaction driven by fear (and in large part it probably was), if you look at the actual effect of the taboo against the name, what they ended up doing was signalling agreement about societal norms to one another and reinforcing the condemnation of Voldemort and what he did and represented.
You seem to forget he literally went around kidnapping and murdering people in the night in a reign of terror.
I definitely don't. In a sense that's what I'm trying to say: by enacting this ritual around his name neither do any of them. They constantly remember the terrible things he did, the fear, etc. That's a very visceral reminder, it's a very visceral way to make sure everyone's on the same page that what happened was terrible and should never be repeated. It's a clear, constant reminder that his ideology was dangerous. It's much more powerful for people to see that near-universal cultural practice, to see everyone refusing to so much as say the name, than it would be for someone to simply say aloud that what he did was bad. There's a big difference between a thing that most people would agree to if asked and an idea so universal that it's built into cultural practices, so universal that we don't merely say it, we take actions that presuppose it.
If you didn't know a character and they said his name aloud, you would immediately wonder whether maybe they weren't so condemnatory towards him. But everyone who refused to use his name was signalling that they did condemn him. They did not view him as an ideological ally. It might be driven by fear, but I don't think cowardice is the only thing worth considering here.
Look at the similar taboos surrounding Hitler and you can see what I mean: there have been many genocides carried out under many people, but the taboos and practices that surround Hitler and the Holocaust in our culture serve as a much stronger reminder of the lessons about genocides than the others do for most people. And following those taboos is a way to signal that you agree. If someone doesn't follow them, you wonder if it might be because they don't condemn it. Maybe they have another reason, maybe they're trying to take some iconoclastic stand, but if you do follow the taboo, there's no ambiguity, and the mutual belief in the horrors and danger of the Holocaust is strengthened. Speaking in hushed tones is not the same thing as silence, and it doesn't have the same effect.
Maybe a better way to put it would be that fear is good. We should be afraid of the possibility of people like Voldemort. We should be wary and careful. We should bear in mind how he managed to get people on his side, gain power, and what he did with it. Remembering that is not cowardice. We shouldn't be cripplingly afraid to the point of non-action, but we should be afraid to the point of action. It would be counterproductive to be afraid to the point of never talking about Voldemort, but it isn't necessarily counterproductive if you're willing to talk about him, to take action, but in a way that reminds us all of the horrors we can't allow to be repeated.
You could definitely argue that treating the name normally, not doing anything special with it, might make him seem less special and therefore more easily defeated, and thus make similar figures seem more easily defeated, and maybe that's a good tradeoff, maybe that's worth giving up a more potent reminder of the dangers he represented. But I don't think it's nearly as obvious as it's made out to be, and I don't think it's a simple question of bravery versus cowardice.
There was nothing wrong with that name... Until I was about twelve years old, and that no talent ass-clown became famous, and started winning Grammy's!
rxFMS ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:48:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yeah i like how this trailer had a bunch of people who were sad because they were being bullied just because of their last name... and then theres a literal fucking neonazi trying to get in on the sympathy train too.
Thats all well and good in theory, but thats not how the world works. If your name is Hitler, you are going to get people's attention because of it. And it's never going to be good, it's at best going to be not bad. Applying for a PR position? Yeah I think maybe we'll hire the guy who doesnt have the same name as the most hated man of the 20th century. You arent gonna find many Rinnans or Quislings in Norway, and you arent gonna find many Adolfs born after 1945 in the world in general.
I feel sympathy, but if he thinks he can salvage the surname...
JerHat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Come on... just change your name so you don't have to have that conversation literally every time you tell someone your name.
I get it, Adolf Hitler was a massive piece of shit and you shouldn't be judged because of what he did. However, not changing your name out of is just being stubborn. No matter what any Hitler does, the Hitler name will never be redeemed, and honestly, it probably shouldn't be.
Okay Dad, that's fine, but did you really have to name me Gay?
hollyock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt know about that words and names get ruined by their connotations. You canโt disassociate the name from such a terrible genocide. Iโd have changed it out of respect for the 6m Jews and others who were killed.
Did anybody watch that video? Nobodyโs going to comment about the people glorifying the swastika and tattooing it on their necks? Were they named Hitler also? Iโm very confused by why nobody is mentioning the obvious Nazis being humanized.
and I agree with them, he shouldn't be on this pity train. He is a neo-nazi trying to flex his "freedom of speech" by trying to normalize hate speech and condemning children to poor living conditions and hateful and anti-Semitic names. Pretty awful guy imo
Speaking of Hitler and sitcoms, a real show called Heil Honey I'm Home was actually created and greenlit. It was canceled after one episode though, apparently viewers found it distasteful.
amjhwk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol at the neonazi going full hitler in that video
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
To be honestly and utterly fair, he probably has the most reason of any neo-Nazi out there.
ocean365 ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 02:24:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol Office Space is referenced on reddit every single day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well excuse me for not being familiar with the global goings on of reddit, mr filemeaway in a folder. I'll have you know I have lots of big words I could pull out to simulate a submission worthy of iamverysmart, so don't you get all fresh with me. I could be an internet tough guy if I really wanted to, don't think I couldn't!
Oh thank you for reminding me. I thought he was referencing Happy Endings at first. Such a good show.
Penny Hartz-Hitler.
And then Elisha Cuthbert with the 0 jews.
Such a good show. One of my favourite episodes.
bizmah ยท 405 points ยท Posted at 02:15:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hold up. I'm a Jew and after seeing some of those paintings, even I can't say the man wasn't talented. He sure was. Too bad he didn't go to art school.
Im sitting here trying to watercolor some cute bunnies to display for Easter and doing no genocide at all. When did I screw up my career so terribly? I knew I should have started murdering ethnic minorities when I was getting going. THANKS FOR NOTHING PROFESSORS
[deleted] ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 02:22:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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codeki ยท 247 points ยท Posted at 02:27:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, he wasn't accepted because the entrance committee disliked his "old-fashioned" style.
wxsted ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 03:07:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As far as I know it was because teachers thought he didn't have enough level in painting, but they suggested him to go for architecture. This is the Academy of Fine Arts of Vienna we're talking about and very few people got into it.
I've heard they didn't accept him because as part of the entrance requirements you have to be able to sketch the human body and human figures and he wasn't good at it which is why none of his paintings have people in them. He was only really good at buildings and landscapes.
How many losers go to Vienna Art School? I'll bet they are STILL quite selective.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 07:35:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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dx27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the info, I've never been to an art school so I didn't know. I remember practicing different perspective techniques (one-point, two-point, foreshortening and all that stuff) in art classes in high school though.
oodsigma ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:33:38 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah this guy's just very wrong. You absolutely don't "feel" prospective, you learn it. That's why nobody "felt" themselves into (good) perspective till math got involved in the renaissance.
No, they taught us how perspective works not how to "feel" perspective. Of course you don't normally get out a ruler and put dot's on the canvas for the vanishing points but you do know, not "feel", how it works so that when you're drawing from observation you can tell exactly how you got it wrong and how to fix it... or if you choose not to do so it's intentional.
No, what I'm saying is maybe there is a god, but he's a real art lover.
wxsted ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 03:09:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Academy of Fine Arts of Vienna had (and I assume still has) very high standards. It wasn't your normal local acadmey of arts.
impy695 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:17:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's like Julliard. You don't go there to become a good musician. You already have to be one to get in. You go to become great.
Hell, great may even be the threshold to get in.
Matasa89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pushing the pinnacle of the field requires such efforts, unfortunately.
Hitler was a decent painter, but he would not have advanced liberal arts itself.
He could've been a very good architectural designer, however, seeing as he does have an eye for that, and once he took power, he did went on to design several buildings, so he actually has a portfolio of sorts to show off...
But, he was already living a life full of misfortunes at that point, and it was simply one more pebble in the road for him to trip over... until one day he fell into that prison cell, and started absorbing Aryan supremacy propaganda.
The Academy of Fine Arts suggested that Hitler apply to the architecture program instead but he didn't meet the basic requirements because he dropped out of high school at age 16 and never got his diploma. In hindsight, his mother really should have told Adolf to stay in school and have a realistic back-up plan in place in case his dream of becoming a great artist didn't work out.
He was too proud and stubborn to finish his secondary education so he just tried to become an artist anyways, selling postcards and paintings on the street hoping that his talent would be recognized by some would-be patron while living in homeless shelters and men's hostels.
jarde ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:18:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's art school, not painting school.
Painting a house or a fruitbowl just makes you a painter, not an artist. It's about unique ideas and the execution. This school probably had tons of people applying who painted just basic stuff like he does. There's no idea being convayed, no thinking behind it. Just a house.
As another Jew, I think people really give him shit about his art just because he was a horrible man. He was a horrible person, but ignoring that, he was a good artist. I won't let who he is influence how I think of some art. Even if he is... Adolf Hitler himself.
viperfan7 ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 04:10:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler wasn't awful by any means, just not that great
manic_eye ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 04:20:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can see what theyโre saying in the Courtyard painting.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:55:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler's paintings, especially his later ones, were actually pretty good, especially someone who hasn't even had a formal art education.
Hitler thought the person who denied him was a Jewish professor and eventually he ended up being in what equated to a homeless shelter. If Hitler was able to land a solid job or get accepted into art school, it's likely the Holocaust wouldn't have happened
I wonder how they feel about starting World War II
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 02:36:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He did because he wasnโt great. If you donโt know very much about art they look fine, but theyโre sort of lifeless and he misses a few technical details.
Take this painting for example. If you look at the windows facing to the west, youโll see that most of them are pointed straight out rather than the direction the building is facing. The details on everything outside of the building is minimal at best, which isnโt uncommon for architectural drawings like this but to me it does distract a little. I donโt know whatโs going on with that shadow in the foreground.
Beyond that thereโs just no life in the painting. The colours are these murky browns that donโt convey much feeling and the people almost look like theyโre stamped onto the canvas.
Is the painting bad? No, not really... in fact Iโm being a little harsher to it than I perhaps should be, but thereโs just nothing to it beyond some decent technical proficiency. A student could perform at this level in just a few years. Itโs not really what art schools are looking for.
Hell, I see what you're saying but I'd think that, for all it's faults, being able to draw something like that should at least get you into art school. It's not like it's the final exam, it's literally the first step! Fuck do they want, a Picasso?
akskdsl ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:09:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I believe the art school in question was one of the best art schools in the country, and that he wanted to study with a very specific person. Hitler didn't really want to settle for anything less.
It's kinda like, if one was pretty decent at math, would that be enough to get into MIT? No, you'd have to already be one of the best of your generation to get in.
Okay, THAT makes sense, and in which case, does put the burden back on him, rather than the school for rejecting him. A couple of my cousins have gone to prestigious art programs, and I know that both of them completed some kind of "normal" art degree before moving on to the more prestigious programs. Did it work like that back then, too? Did he think he could just go around the normal art degree, and go straight for the top? Because if so, then he's even dumber for thinking he could do that.
akskdsl ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:24:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think there were any formal prerequisites like needing a degree, they just needed to evaluate the applicant's work and see if it was good enough to be admitted in. Hitler's wasn't good enough, and he never persisted long enough to reach that point.
Right, sorry if I made it sound like I was suggesting that. I don't think there are any formal requirements for the prestigious program my cousins got into either, I think it's like you said. You just have to be good enough to get in. I remember my cousins saying there were a very small number of seats available each year for this program, and they had to submit their portfolios, and wait to find out if they were accepted.
I haven't really looked into it, so I have no idea what kind of art training/education Hitler went through--if any--prior to applying at that Vienna school, but it sounds like he would have benefited from going through some kind of "normal" art program before applying at this prestigious one, much the same way my cousins did.
Hitler had no formal artistic training, his father, Alois, sent him to a technical school rather a school with a classical curriculum, meaning low emphasis on the arts and humanities, because Alois wanted Adolf to become a customs officer like him. Adolf was very angry with his father for that and when his father died when he was 16, he dropped out of school. His lack of a high school diploma prevented him from entering the architecture program which might have suited him better because of his eye for architectural detail and talent for drawing buildings.
He basically had absolutely no career plan or employable skills at that point, he lived at home with his mother until 1907, when he was 18 and decided to move to Vienna with his best friend August "Gustl" Kubizek, who dreamed of becoming a composer (the two bonded while jostling for standing room at a Wagner opera). Kubizek's father wanted him to stay in their hometown of Linz to takeover the family upholstery business but young Adolf managed to convince Mr. Kubizek to allow the two boys to move to the capital where they shared a studio apartment.
Once they arrived, Adolf applied to the Academy of Fine Arts and was rejected while Gustl applied to the equally prestigious Vienna Conservatory and was accepted immediately. Adolf was too embarrassed to admit the truth and pretended to be admitted while he applied and took the entrance exam a second time. After his second rejection, Adolf abruptly broke off contact with his friend. It was soon after he was rejected from art school twice when his beloved mother, Klara, died in December 1907 from cancer, cutting Adolf off from his allowance. Now penniless, Hitler survived by selling watercolours and postcard as well as occasional manual labour.
Hitler lived in various homeless shelters at this time, and while at the Meldemannstraรe Men's Dormitory, he met a guy called Reinhold Hanisch with whom he formed a business partnership. Hitler painted and Hanisch sold the paintings, often to a Jewish frame dealer called Jakob Altenberg who used Hitler's painting as frame fillers. The two of them eventually had a fight when Hitler accused Hanisch of stealing the profits and Hanisch retaliated by just painting postcards and watercolours by himself.
After Hitler became fuhrer, Hanisch produced a number of painting which he passed of Hitler originals and when Hitler discovered this, he sent Hanisch to prison where he died in 1937. Hanisch also wrote a memoir about memories of Hitler which was published after his death in 1939 in which he wrote: "He (Hitler) was never an ardent worker, was unable to get up in the morning, had difficulty in getting started, and seemed to be suffering from a paralysis of the will."
One more young Hitler in Vienna fact, he also had a business partnership with another resident of the homeless shelter called Josef Greiner. They tried to sell leftover paste from Hitler's painting as antifreeze door to door, they did it in the Summer so people wouldn't find out until months later.
When Hitler came into power, like many of other early acquaintances, he tried to cash in by writing a book called His Struggle and Victory: A Memoir of Adolf Hitler, in which he said his old roommate is a "genius" and "messiah". He sent a copy of the book to Hitler, Goring, Goebbels, and Mussolini but Hitler ordered the manuscript to be pulped immediately. He also asked to be made the head of Economic Ministry on account of his business acumen but he only got himself blacklisted from joining the Nazi Party.
After the war, Greiner tried to use his rejected Nazi Party membership as proof that he was a heroic resistance fighter and wrote a book called The End of the Hitler Myth which he sent to Stalin. He also offered his services as a negotiator to improve German-Soviet relations. The book is completely full of lies and highly unlikely salacious assertions that doesn't hold up to scrutiny. For example he claimed Hitler lived in Vienna a year before he arrived in the city and claimed that he tried to rape a model he was painting, despite the fact Hitler only painted landscapes and never people. He also claimed that Hitler faked his death and escaped Berlin by plane.
Holy shit, lol. Birds of a feather, eh? Shitbags find other shitbags.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:16:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I didnโt explain it all that well in that comment.
Basically, they wanted more creativity, symbolism, and emotion. Painting is a creative enterprise, not a practical one, and Hitler painted without that.
It reminds me of the first mage quest in skyrim. When they ask you to cast some basic ass spell when it should be some complicated stuff and then you learn even crazier better stuff.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At the point where you come in a lot of trouble with Winterhold (the place where the College of Winterhold, basically wizard school) caused most people to hate or at least be afraid of magic, so I think that it kinda makes sense plot-wise for them to recruit anyone with at least a little bit of aptitude and interest for magic, although its probably just that way so players arent put off from becoming a mage.
Which windows are the โwestโ ones? Sorry you canโt really tell based on the shadows unless you know what time of day this was supposed to represent. I think. Maybe Iโm dumb.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:14:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, just imagine that the top of the painting is north and youโll see what I mean. I forgot that paintings are meant to represent objects in three dimensions for a second there, lol.
No problem. I really donโt have an eye for art, so even with that additional information Iโm not sure what Iโm looking for. Are you talking about the windows with statues in them?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm talking about the darker windows in the lower right of the building.
So, your saying that a student could learn to be this good, but then say a school wouldnโt want someone this good; why wouldnโt a school want someone with this level of talent?
Also, he obviously did have some talent, but you say it isnโt great, could be better. Isnโt that the point of going to school, to get better?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:10:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs not that a school wouldnโt want someone with Hitlerโs talents, itโs that his talent was misplaced. He wanted to be a painter but thereโs no creativity in his work. Itโs a little like someone really fast wanting to join the English Premier League despite not knowing much about football.
Painting is meant to be creative, symbolic, and invoke emotions in the veiwer. What Hitler displayed was good architectural skills, but nothing that would lend itself to a painting career. He was advised to become an architect instead, but refused.
cleeder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
itโs that his talent was misplaced
I think we'd all prefer if his talent had remained placed in paintings...
chris622 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The nicest things I have read about Hitler's artwork are (a) it was on par with something you would see in a waiting area or hotel room, and (b) he had enough talent so that he could have improved as an artist, with training and instructions.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, Iโd agree with those two statements.
Which means he was good enough to have a career in painting if he had really wanted it. Maybe learn to draw faces and go into advertising or something. Really a shame, he could have had such a nice career.
cleeder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:40:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol I wish I knew enough about art to critique anything in a gallery. Showing why Hitler got rejected from art school is very different from showing why a Picasso is a masterpiece.
He was ok with rural scenes, buildings and flowers but he couldnโt paint people for shit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:53:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If you think his paintings are impressive you should see his military strategy
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, he was probably better at painting than most people, and he had a particular knack for landscape paintings of architecture. But the dude could not paint normal-looking human beings to save his life.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:28:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's not really that great. Like sure, he can sketch a bit but so can that random shitty street artist on a Parisian street selling cheap watercolors. He's definitely nothing to write home about.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:33:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Should have just treated him like the happy go lucky retarded kid who has the golden attitude and makes everybody happy. We all know he isn't really gonna be an astronaut, but you keep building those lego rockets Tommy!
Eh.. Those paintings were OK, but in my opinion nothing special. And IIRC the depth perspective is a bit messed up in several places, something which should be fairly basic stuff.
Seriously, though, there was a serious discussion at an Alternate History forum, where it was very likely that Hitler could've been involved in set-design for theater in Austria. He spent too much time in early 1900's version of /pol/ among homeless people in Vienna.
The people who supported him were like minded people. They weren't brainwashed. They just needed a leader to follow.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Youโre wrong. People are easily manipulated. If you all of a sudden felt like you were completely alone and isolated in your beliefs you might seriously question your own values.
I'm an Adolf Hilter fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"
t-poke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I almost spit water all over my iPad when I read this. Kudos sir or madame. Now I canโt get the image of Hitler singing When a Man Loves a Woman out of my head.
kzrsosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Were his parents just fucking with him; I get the last name is set, but whatโs with the double whammy. Itโs like they were daring him to be normal.
Cheewy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's the one who sucks."
That's what one would expect of the GAY HITLER
[deleted] ยท 6815 points ยท Posted at 23:49:24 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's no one in that family who could order pizza, reserve a table or book a taxi.
[deleted] ยท 416 points ยท Posted at 03:36:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I remember an NPR article about people with famous people names who weren't that person. Like Tom Cruise, or Matt Damon. And how it feels to always walk into rooms and restaurants to a bunch of disappointed staff who thought they were going to meet Tom Cruise. Imagine living a life full of strangers who are disappointed to see you.
svrdm ยท 335 points ยท Posted at 04:41:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine living a life full of strangers who are disappointed to see you.
โSo the four of us were standing around wondering who we would get as our celebrity guest for our golf foursome. And then it hit me. โOh no! I think maybe Iโm supposed to be our celebrity!โ And now Iโm apologizing for being our celebrity golfer.โ
Had a high school teacher named Michael Jordan who was white as chalk. Once he was at a basketball game and got picked for one of those half time competitions to win a phone/car/whatever and the crowd freaked out when they announced his name, followed by immediate disappointment
"I went to an all boy's medical school and... things happened. I changed. One day you're fresh out with a bachelor's in biology and the next you're yelling racial slurs and buttfucking your roommate in a 400 year old building. College amiright?"
That seems to be how most shows go. I heard Family Guy and Spongebob both took similar routes for their own reasons.
Also, wasn't the start of the show very different than what we're used to? I wanna say it's the pilot that I'm thinking of, but I thought it had the same style for a while.
With a name like that you can't really take any job that includes introducing yourself to strangers either. Being a dentist works out because people already know your name beforehand.
I sign "Adolf Hilter" on any and everything that requires a signature that isn't medical or legal. Like, when I sign for credit and stuff. Boom, Hitler.
Circleville is a small town; most people know each other, so this isn't such an issue, assuming they're doing those things in town. Multiple people in my family live on Hitler Rd.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:47:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I had a Hittler family that frequented a restaurant that I worked at as a teen. The father always made sure to point out that it was Hittler with two ts. Very nice people with an unfortunate last name.
I went to school with a Butts, a Gaye, a Faggot, and a Siemen. I will say, Faggot I think was so awkward a name, no one ever said anything.
The nicest one? That would be Faggot. Butts couldn't give me the time of day. Siemen had long locks and was loved by the ladies, so naturally, I didn't hang out with him. And Gaye, last time I saw him, he was aimlessly walking around town.
I just want to state that I didn't make any of this up. Real names and spellings.
You're thinking of r/altright, r/FUCKINGNIGGERS (this was a real, active sub for over 4 years), r/debateFascism, etc. Believe it or not r/the_Donald is their "public face", what they present themselves to the world to be, their "squeaky clean" versions of themselves. Subs like the ones I mentioned are what they actually are.
They were never small or insignificant. If I can compare it to Digg, they are the "power users" of reddit.
_vrmln_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whatโs the difference?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
From a leftist perspective, there isn't. Social Democrats are just "cuddly capitalists", while far right groups like anarcho-capitalists and the alt-right are just honest about the violence in the system and want to act like cartoon villains. And neoliberals are big fans of the golden mean between the two.
Considering they don't post anything related to white supremacy, you are a hiveminded hater yourself. Why don't you check it out before making brazen assumptions?
Psyman2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:28:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Considering he didn't say they post anything related to white supremacy, only said they're jerking off to it, you are hating a single person for no reason and have therefor broken the chain.
We are not accusing each other of hating the hivemind anymore!
Congrats on breaking the combo!
Racism aside, it's just low to see UFO experts being cited as credible sources. Says a lot about the quality of a sub.
Cherrypicking much? Any idiot can post on any sub.
Psyman2 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:37:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, it was a thread and hit frontpage. As usual.
It's really r/conspiracy with Trump as the main attraction over there. I read their stuff almost daily.
Which is sad, because from time to time they do have interesting points and are correct when saying that these topics aren't being mentioned anywhere else on Reddit.
But, cmon, UFO experts...
Btw, no need to reflex-dv. Don't be angsty, little fella.
from time to time they do have interesting points and are correct when saying that these topics aren't being mentioned anywhere else on Reddit.
Psyman2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure what de-soyed is supposed to mean, but you gotta read beyond what you want to read. An interesting point that isn't mentioned anywhere else doesn't make that point true or valuable by default.
An important distinction to make, since a lot of opening statements showing up over there get dragged through the mud immediately once you hit their comment section.
The thread itself is valid, but saying "ignore your orders, do whatever your heart tells you do" is not only ridiculous, but also dangerous.
We're living in reality, not an action movie.
Police officer was later called a murderer and "part of Hillary's team" because everyone and everything has to be connected to Hillary for some reason.
You get misinformed more often than not on The_Donald
De-soyed is a reference to the term 'soyboy', an almalgamation of the stereotypical liberal, male feminist, and vegan. To de-soy something is to take the materal information out without the liberal, etc. 'spin' or backstory on it.
Also, people get misinformed ABOUT the_donald than correctly informed about it People who have never been there love to cherrypick deleted, new and low-upvoted, or out of context things posted and say everyone there is racist, etc.
Psyman2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, again, the cherrypicking argument isn't very valid when I pick top comments and frontpage threads and get stuff like an UFO-Expert being used as a source and guys like the one in the screenshot telling others "just storm the building." as if that was how reality works.
As for the racism etc., a good example would be their current thread about the killing of Justine Damond.
Everyone is calling the cop either a Somali or a Muslim.
No, I am not cherrypicking. You can see for yourself.
Top comment reads "Only Somalian affirmative-action hires should have guns." as if to imply this was "the immigrants!" or whatever.
He isn't "a cop" whenever he's white and "a deranged muslim" as soon as his last name sounds different. Speaking of calling him a muslim, that was especially weird. I didn't get his religion from anywhere. It was just attributed to him because it's the narrative.
Further down the line you get "Somalis gonna Somali" and "muslim cops are invading!" as well as "Fucking Somalians. IQ of a peanut."
Looks like they made stereotypical, derrogatory judgements about people they haven't met. Reminds me of what people do to the_donald and then complain when they do it, too.
tell you what, if i'm standing outside of a mass shooting with three other guys, all of us in body armor and all of us holding bigger weapons than the guy doing the shooting, i think it's the opposite of badass for us to go in there and do what's right. i think it's about as mundane a task as going for groceries. you do it and get it over with. r/iamnotverybadass
Psyman2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:03:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Without any kind of information?
Hamburg's police caught flak for not storming certain districts.
Police released a statement during the aftermath, saying there were people positioned on the roofs, ready to assault incoming forces.
They had the positional advantage and prepared for incoming police forces, police had no clue what was going on because they just got informed of the situation at first. They had to prepare.
Of course you need a plan before going in.
This isn't about being a badass, it's about the difference between running in heads first and not throwing away your unit's lives.
I don't think you know what it's like to not only handle deadly weapons, but deal with someone else who has them. You could get somebody ELSE killed by a careless action, if you treated it as such a 'mundane' task.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:35:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, of course it's a lie. It's not like there's a place that tracks all this stuff where all you have to do is type a word into a search bar and get a sadly incomprehensive list of all the deplorable things people on /r/The_Donald have gotten upvotes for saying about Parkland.
I'm not invested in this, so feel free to reply with whatever baseless attack you want. But no one's gonna buy the bullshit narrative that /r/The_Donald is disliked for just being different. There's a reason these vile cunts reliably get mentioned on virtually any thread on this site discussing Nazism, and it ain't 'cause they're patriots and heroes.
None of anything bad they do hits the front page of t_d, it gets deleted or downvoted. Now, death penalty for crime may seem heartless to you, but is a measure that many believe in to most strongly deter other potential offenders. Nobody calls for people to die without having committed an atrocity.
That was not a Nazi rally, it doesn't mention Nazi's in it,and it was simply a protest against removal of historic statues. Nazis probably did ALSO attend the event, but that is nothing significant.
exatron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nazis probably did ALSO attend the event, but that is nothing significant.
They were chanting, "Jews will not replace us," and killed someone. That's the opposite of nothing significant.
Quote: "DISCLAIMER : I want to be perfectly clear with you guys that many of the people who will be there are National Socialist and Ethnostate sort of groups. I donโt endorse them. In this case, the pursuit of preserving without shame white culture, our goals happen to align. Iโll be there regardless of the questionable company because saving history is more important than our differences. This is probably why they named the event โUnite the Right.โ
Speaking for myself only, I won't be punching right. We need to save civilization first, we can argue about the exact details later.
They are not disliked for being different, they are disliked for being outspokenly conservative while simultaneously supporting a president every liberal despises. And most of reddit is liberal so.
That and the white supremacy, the racism, the violent threats against various individuals in the public sphere, the vitriolic conspiracy theories (which currently include calling children "crisis actors" and denying that they were shot at by a pro-Trump MAGA hat wearing psycho). Then there's all the actual shilling by Russians, the vote manipulation by bots, and the virulent attempts to take over other subreddits to spread that toxic ideological mix around further.
I'm a T_D user and there is NO supremacy, racism, violent threats, conspiracies without evidence, etc. on the sub. People like to talk bad about it purely because they hate trump and his supporters. You yourself, kirk, are perpetuating a baseless stereotype, which is by no means difficult to disprove. A simple link to the sub r/The_Donald would suffice, as it speaks for itself. The only group insulted are those in the opposing political ideology, who are presumed stupid for making baseless assumptions and believing false narratives, as well as being immune to listening to argumentation against their deeply-held beliefs.
In which you'll find lots of white supremacy, lots of racism (e.g. one of their head mods deleting the paper trail, aware of AGH documenting them, then saying Muslims have no place in America), lots of hateful conspiracies, and so forth. I'd argue it further, but if you're going to ignore all of those actual links back to TD then you're no better than they are.
Good point but he'll find a way to ignore the facts. Plus now the gameplan there is to only use dog whistles on t_d and save the explicit stuff for the other subs like CringeAnarchy or uncensorednews.
Top of the link "It's time for McCain to retire" and a low comment mentions something deleted... Very misleading when you refer to it as a whole subreddit wishing for his death. This is absolutely misleading and sensationalizing. Like I said, anyone can post anything. Try to find something actually despicable that gets upvotes, you can't. Mods delete what they can, but our mods work for free and so have limited manpower at any given time.
Sure, that's one link. Please examine some of the rest of the hundreds. It's a litany of hate.
If all of them are deleted (they aren't, many are archive.org posts), then you're still admitting to a culture of violence and hatred in TD's userbase.
I don't have that kind of time, I'm going to assume most of it is sensationalized like the first. Take a look YOURSELF, tell me that you can't anticipate my counterargument for each you look at. I'm not saying bad stuff has EVER cropped up, I'm saying it is not representative of ME or MOST users there.
Why is the burden of proof on me? Why do I suddenly have the onus of trying to figure out how you would counter each of those hundreds of posts showing you exactly what TD is?
Don't consider what I'm showing you to be a personal attack, but try to consider that TD is not the place you think it is.
That's not entirely wrong. The hivemind does hate Nazis.
lEatSand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If its not a commonly held opinion it must be the truth! And because i know this truth and people resent me for it it must make me righteous and special.
And because they ban anyone who questions them, and because they dox other users, and because they game reddit's algorithm to hit the front page, and because they promote violence, and because they brigade other subs.
Oh, and because Trump is a traitorous scumbag, an arrogant, narcissistic moron, a petulant manchild, and an embarrassment to the entire nation.
It's you vs literally the entire rest of the developed world, bud.
The damn Democrat subreddit bans people who disagree too, hypocrite
Rcmacc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:39:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, shortly after the election I was in r/politics and I said we should give Trump a chance before dismissing him and he may end up being decent. I was downvoted by individuals in the sub but I was not banned from it as your suggesting they do with those that dissent. r/socialism and r/latestagecapitalism are very ban happy however that does not allow a right wing sub to be able to do the same. 2 wrongs do not make a right. Your using whataboutism to defend your claim, which makes for a rather weak argument
I got banned a while ago for saying something pro-Trump. Reddit decided to put it on my home page, so I took a look at it. Whaddya know, exclusive commmunity. How often does T_D stuff make the front page?
I'm saying that if you call out your opponent for something your side also does, it makes for a terrible talking point.
Itโs against t_d rules to doxx people or organize raids of other subs. They arenโt even allowed to link to r/politics or anything. Also they ban people who come in to bash Trump because they clearly state that it is a pro Trump subreddit only and that people who are going to bash Trump are not allowed. However, to state that they ban anyone who questions them is simply untrue considering there have been many instances where people have expressed some discontent at something Trump did and they were just fine and even received a good amount of upvotes. Another thing, they do not incite violence or condone inciting violence. Finally, they donโt โgameโ the algorithm, they just upvote a lot. Not sure how that is cheating the system.
From your comments on trump, itโs obvious that you live a pretty hate filled life and from your comments on the topic of t_d, itโs obvious that you let your emotions control you before you actually think to do research. If youโre going to try to bash something you could at least use factual arguments.
Some subs claim rules they don't enforce and they may have reigned themselves in after being called out, but I'm fairly certain they did these things at one point even if they don't anymore, but correct me if I'm wrong. And linking to other subs isn't the only way to brigade. They ban anyone questioning them even if it's done without overt malice that would qualify as anything like "bashing". "Expressing discontent" may be one thing, but even making a few comments in a single thread about how you disagree with them and it's enough to be banned without warning. Reddit literally had to adjust their algorithm to prevent T_D from taking up half the front page. It was more than just votes.
From your comments on trump, itโs obvious that you live a pretty hate filled life and from your comments on the topic of t_d, itโs obvious that you let your emotions control you before you actually think to do research.
Now you're being genuinely ridiculous. I'm "hate-filled" because I've come to the same conclusions as virtually the entire world that isn't the 30% of Trump-supporting Americans? Really now? You think it's impossible not to be brimming with rage if one happens to think Trump is a senile old muppet who has spent his entire career shitting on the best interests of his fellow American?
Naw, man, it's called paying attention to anything outside your bubble and not being entirely gullible. Trump's been an ass for his whole life. I was literally calling him the biggest douchebag on earth years before he announced his candidacy. Get the fuck over yourself. People can despise our president and disagree with you without being "hate filled".
Oh, and the Russian thing isn't going away. This entire fucking administration is criminal.
Syesy ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:47:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It literally says on the sidebar it's for Trump supporters only. Of course people who disagree with them will be banned. If you come in there and politely discuss you won't be banned but there's a reason why they have a separate debate subreddit.
SMF67 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not just pro-Trump, but also very far right and crazy
Deazani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Also because, y'know, they're usually full of shit. Perhaps the hivemind is interested in actual, verifiable things that really happened.
Tatsko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Aaand your only other comment shows that you've been shadowbanned. Them Admins work quick, I guess?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Tatsko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It seems like automod doing something on /r/news, actually - if you go to his account you can see the comments, but then go to the thread and they're nowhere to be found. It's only on /r/news that it's happening, though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:30:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
During his 2 hour shift no less. I'm no detective but a two hour shift at a minimum wage job leads me to believe someone's getting a blowjob in the parking lot
God damnit, he's even ruined a perfectly good verb, now. I misread your comment the first time because I assumed it was about Trump the Assclown, rather than "to trump", the verb.
At Subway, it's actually pretty common to schedule someone only long enough to cover the lunch rush. Especially if the store does decent business: most of the time 2 people can cover things pretty well, but for lunch specifically you want a third so you can have one person at each station for the rush.
When GF worked at Subway, it was her. Just her. Alone. Every time. Every rush. Every late night nutjob. Every 50 year old drunk hitting on her, asking when she gets off. Every junkie wanting the bathroom key. Just her.
That franchise was a fucking shit show. One co-worker got stuck with a dirty needle from the bathroom trash, management did nothing to prevent it, or future accidents.
Dude, that title is claimed by so many towns here nowadays...I literally just got home from a bar that had posters for opioid addiction help in the menโs room.
Weber465 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:57 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Subway's split shift nonsense. It should be illegal to have someone work 2 hours. Or work two hours and have to come back 3 hours later to work two more, for a total of 4 hours paid and an entirely ruined day.
I worked at subway once. For exactly two days before they told me I was expected to work split shifts.
I honestly don't know. In 17 years I've been there once, I really don't get it, but the people who go there all the time think it's the best restaurant in the world.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: Circleville was so named because it was originally planned as concentric circles instead of a traditional rectangular grid. They made the switch to rectangular after a few decades (in the 1850s), but some of the older buildings still have curved walls.
gbuub ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:33:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Dr. Hitler, I have been to other dentist to treat my gum sensitivity and nothing worked"
"It's alright, I have a final solution. Let me get my gas and start the operation"
Phlink75 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:56:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds like a bad salad dressing blend. Like Ceaser-Raspberry Vinagrette. :/
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:59:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chinggis (genghis) is part of his name only in that it was a title, his name was Temujin.
Ceasar still works somewhat even though it also became a title later in history but modern pronunciation has it all twisted around.
Gaius Julius (with a y sound not a j) Temujin would be more accurate.
MrZAP17 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:35:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but an alien with no context wouldnโt be aware of any of that. Theyโd go with the popularized versions. Iโm not sure what kind of point youโre trying to make.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:32:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Where would an alien get any of the information at all? the internet readily provides all of that information and knowing cultural norms is rather more difficult than searching for popular historic war leaders.
iampieman ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:21:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds similar to the plot in the sit-com "The Neighbors". Aliens living on earth and they named themselves after famous sports people. The main characters were Larry Bird, Jackie Joyner-Kersee
and their two kids Dick Butkus and Reggie Jackson. Hilarious show.
havermyer ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:44:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, Ford Prefect would be the best way to fly under the radar.
That alien that had the assignment, but half-assed it. It thinks it got away with it because no one says anything, but in reality everyone took notice, but they feel sorry for it.
Daveed84 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:00:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You really ruined it with that cringey edit though
Itโs like if an alien lived for millions of years so a few hundred years was a short amount of time, so it assumed thatโs just what people are named currently.
I think you're giving George Washington a little too much credit. Washington is American history, Hitler is World history.
Furyflow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Abradolf Lincler
kakatoru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I assume when you say our history you mean exclusively American history. Either that or vastly overestimate how much of a shit the rest of the gives about George Washington
Imagine the guy booking a trip to Israel. That'd be an interesting experience.
garrett_k ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:26:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I suspect that the Israelis have a list of "ok Hitlers". They probably investigated all of them and determined that they came by the name naturally, and so can assume anyone else with the name is up to no good.
This is what I thought of too. But in a completely non-joking way. I bet this name has caused him all kinds of problems. That shit could get your college application thrown straight in the trash.
Not sure if r/outside for hardmode or r/hfy for human weirdness/epicness. So I linked both!
Super_Pan ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 03:00:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Son, this world is rough and if a man's gonna make it he's gotta be tough, and I knew I wouldn't be there to help you along. So I give ya that name and I said goodbye, I knew you'd have to get tough or die, and it's that name that helped to make you strong.
Now you just fought one hell of a fight, and I know ya hate me and ya got the right to kill me now, ya couldn't think of me any littler. But ya ought'a thank me before I die, for the gravel in your guts and the spit in your eye cause I'm the son of a bitch that named you Gay Hitler.
vozmozno ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:05:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Only if he's black.
(Referencing the new South Park game's hard mode, before y'all downvote me too hard)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's false. It's labelled difficulty in the character creator, but doesn't actually change a thing. The real difficulty settings are something like Normal, Heroic, and Mastermind IIRC
Deazani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I believe that our definitions of win are pretty similar, actually. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
CGkiwi ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:50:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In chinese, "Hitler" is pronounced "Shi tuh luh", or "Shitler".
Which is odd, because the Chinese language is perfectly capable of producing the "H" sound by itself, or at the very least "Yi-tuh-luh" or "yeetler".
As a result, I love talking about ww2 in Chinese.
shawndw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's debatable.
Zorzarix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No one will probably ever see this, but this post really hits home. My family is from Circleville and I'm a direct descendant of the Hitler-Ludwig family. My grandfather and all of his family are buried there and I visit a couple times a year. I ever thought I would see this on the front page of Reddit. :')
I'm a Hitler descendant, too. It's weird to see this story on Reddit. I've got family buried in Hitler-Ludwig Cemetery but I've never been there. My Hitler line moved to Indiana in the 1800's. Actually, I guess you and I are distant cousins. You must descend from George and Hannah Ludwig-Hitler.
questar ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 05:39:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was stationed at Marine Corps Air Station, El Toro near Irvine, CA in 80-82, and worked in the HQ building. Sometimes in the hallway I would see Gunnery Sergeant Hitler when he would stop by HQ. He was some kind of instructor because he had this huge name plate he wore that said HITLER almost damn 3x5 it was so big, and usually in the Marines name plates are not worn so he had to be in a job where everyone knowing his name was important for the situation. Anyway the impression I got as a corporal was that absofuckinlutely nobody wanted to mess with Gunny Hitler.
eyewreck ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:12:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Same here! I grew up east of town but my best friend growing up lived on Ludwig-Dresbach so I assume itโs the same Ludwig. :P this was insane to see on the front page.
The Pumpkin Show is just another small-town festival, it's true. Pumpkin doughnuts? You can find those elsewhere thanks to the Pumpkin SpiceTM trend. Everything else is just kinda meh. Gonna have to disagree with you on the pumpkin chili though--gives good body to a chili without an overly heavy flavor, plus more veg!
Suinej ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:40:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Make that 5. Iโve pretty much lived in or around Circleville my whole life. .....now that I think about it, thatโs quite sad. I need to get out of this place.
I moved back for a while to help take care of my mother who has Alzheimers Disease after my dad passed away. My job allows me to work remotely, so it was better than putting her in a facility until she was past the point that we could care for her any longer.
My wife and I really like the town and actually considered moving back permanently for a while but I couldn't find a job in Columbus that could match what I currently make (that wasn't up in the Dublin / Worthington area).
Man, as someone who has half his family around circleville and has been visiting multiple times a year since I was born, I feel ya. Lol I donโt know how you do it, donโt think I could. It was nice to visit and get away from columbus at times though
My in-laws would occasionally watch our kids for the weekend, and we'd always meet in Circleville to hand them off. Sometimes we'd meet at the Chinese buffet for dinner - every time I went there'd be at least one table with a couple who had obviously just shot up in the parking lot, and would proceed to nod off in their food.
Yeah, I very rarely see articles about Circleville unless it is the unsolved murder from the 80's (I think) or about the guy who set the bomb off in the old Bingman's drug store.
abell242 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
THUY:ย It's funny, because you know, you look at Los Angeles and it's like "oh, City of Angels! That's a cool name." Or Cincinnati, named after a Roman general or whatever. Chicago comes from a Native American name for a local plant. But these guys in this part of the country were just like, "uhhhhhhh"
ROGER:ย "Uhhh, there's some circles, we're Circleville now, fuck it, it doesn't matter, I'll probably be eaten by a bear tomorrow."
I'm just an Ohio dentist, no one more obscurer,
Got a phone call, turns out I share my name with the Fรผhrer!
Nothing went my way, had no clue what to say
Just went ahead, worked for my bread, and now I'm bright and Gay!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was making a joke, lots of aussie nicknames just drop the last consonant and throw an a or o on the end. Jack become Jacko, Robert becomes Robbo, Barry becomes Bazza and Harry becomes Hazza.
It's lots of fun.
Super_Pan ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:53:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
drop the last consonant and throw an a or o on the end.
It gets even worse when you introduce aussie slang to the mix. Like you might be introduced to someone named Bluey, thats our name for gingers. Or someone might say "my seppo mate" which is their American friend.
Or you get the classic throw on an A or O to a name without dropping the consonant that makes it longer than if you just said the name correctly. eg: Shane = Shaneo, Gary = Gazza.
This is seriously one of the best gifs out there. Everything about it is fantastic... How snappily the soldiers go from presenting Hitler to the nazi salute. The slow-mo's timing captures the moment so well. And how Hitler can go from terrifying genocidal maniac to fucking fabulous so instantaneously. Ugh. Beautiful.
"Oh, hmm, you'd like a second opinion? Let me refer you to my esteemed colleague, Dr. Gay Hitler. Oh you've changed your mind about the second opinion? Ha ha, they always do."
But "Hiel Schicklgruber" didn't have the same striking effect, so he changed it. He was also a fan of alliteration, which begs historians to believe this to be the reason to chose Hitler to begin with.
Edit: I can't believe I have to do this but, ITS A FUCKING JOKE GUYS!!!
Settle down.
mammam987 ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 02:15:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's completely false.
By the time Adolf was born his father, Alois, had already taken the name Hitler. Alois Hitler, was originally born Alois Shicklegruber and his father was unknown. It's still debated if Alois's father was actually "Hitler" or not as the documents to claim "Hitler" as his dad looked to be a bit shady, but when Adolf was born the family name was Hitler. Adolf didn't choose it for alliteration. He has been noted saying though, that he doubts he could have risen to power with the name Schicklegruber.
You're right about what alliteration is. The alliteration comes from the Heil. "Heil Schicklgruber" doesn't have alliteration, but "Heil Hitler" does. Having the same consonant sound repeated somewhere other than the start is consonance.
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 02:18:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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mammam987 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:36:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a historian and World War 2 is really neat to learn about. All of this information is in a wonderful book called "The Life and Death of Adolf Hilter" by Thomas Payne. It's incredibly fascinating to learn about how he became who he did. It also humanizes him, which I think is important.
For instance, did you know he spend a good portion of his 20s homeless?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LordLoko ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:17:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't Hitler Adolph that changed the surname, it was his father Alois.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Technically, it was Hitler
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 02:14:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol "Hiel Schnicklgruber" sounds hilarious.
110397 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:17:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โEveryone who disagrees with me politically is literally schiklgruberโ
ChadT84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I keep hearing it with a swedish accent. Either way it is hilarious.
MIBPJ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thats not true. Adolf Hitler was born with the last name Hitler. Did you by chance read that in Rise and Fall of the Third Reich? I know that it says something along the lines of what you're saying but it was intended to be more tongue in cheek joke about how bad "Heil Shicklgruber" sounds and that WWII might have been prevented if only Hitler had that clunky last name.
BGRommel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In the book, Shirer discusses Alois' name change and brings up Hitler's rise to political prominence may have not been possible with a name like Shicklegruber. It was part tongue in cheek, but also part serious. For someone who was very much about optics and controlling his image, such a last name may have actually been a major detriment. Of course, if his father hadnt changed it, I'm sure that Adolf would have changed it himself.
KJatWork ยท 406 points ยท Posted at 23:42:00 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of a pointless fact though given how many names were misspelled even here in the US in the 1700s and 1800s....even the early 1900s. Even this Hitler family could be a misspelling in their past.
The Ohio family would still be more Hitler than Hitler though.
Also, while I donโt doubt that a lot of immigrants would have misspelled their (our) names coming over to America, it doesnโt make the article completely pointless by virtue of the lack of evidence to the contrary.
โOh, you have an interesting family name. Where does it come from?โ
โEh, itโs pointless to talk about it because a lot of people misspelled their names back then.โ
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:31:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This makes the article completely pointless though
Adolf Hitlerโs adopted father (he was born out of wedlock) was possibly named โHiedler,โ but eventually changed it, possibly due to a misspelling.
Possibly
But somehow it's a given for TIL
KJatWork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As if the immigration over was the only point the name would be spelled wrong?
A family member of mine was in the US Army back in the 1800s and his last name was spelled different at each post he was sent to. Those are official government records, not him changing his name. He didn't know how to spell so his signature was an "X". The spelling was up to an officer at each fort.
Another family member saw a name change when he moved his family a county over to avoid harassment.
Then there was all the family in the south that changed their names by dropping a letter intentionally during the Civil War to separate themselves from the family in the North.
So No, this article doesn't prove they are more Hitler than Hitler. It just shows they win the "horrible spelling" illiteracy lottery of the 1800s to end up with the same name as one of the most hated man in history. Good for them.
guysguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Except for the fact that Hitlerโs name was Hitler. That was his last name at the time of birth. This TIL is 100% wrong and we know that, Iโm not even sure how it got so many upvotes. If anything, it was Hitlerโs father who changed the spelling.
The family name was Hitler in 1876. 23 years before Adolf Hitler was even born.
Except the Hitlers' surname change wasn't a misspelling at all, it was an intentional change by his father. Don't know why OP decided to just make up a random 'fact'.
Hey man white people are hot so fuck I'd be thankful for their genes coming to my country's gene pool. Oh f wait. I'm starting to sound like a white supremist.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, you just come off as the typical Argentinian (superiority complex and all).
http://www.nameplayground.com/Gay 's diagram for the name over the years is interesting, especially the sudden spike at 1939 as a boy's name (Gay Hitler was born in 1922).
nowWhy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:01:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
R/gwhitler would be an interesting sub
John_Fx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was a family name.
JuhBleBle ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:45:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in circleville home of the pumpkin show and dated a girl for several years who lived on hitler rd #2 , i had no idea
Far_oga ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:39:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Because Adolf Hitler misspelled his grandfather's surname "Hiedler",
Adolf didn't misspell the name, his father name was Hitler. And alternative spellings ain't that uncommon. You probably didn't write down your own name in different records. His grandfathers brother was also known as Hรผttler.
Re. Tokyo, the characters ไธไบฌ (simplified) do indeed mean eastern capital, but its reference point is Kyoto (or ไบฌ้ฝ), which literally just means "capital city."
So, to clarify: Tokyo's the capital East of Kyoto, not referenced to Beijing/Nanjing.
So there's a legend about how the island was found, long before the British came.
There was once a king of some nearby island called Palembang named Sang Nila Utama. He was chasing a stag up a hill, but it disappeared when he reached the top. He saw an island with a white sandy beach which had the appearance of a white sheet of cloth.
He asked his chief minister what that place, who told him it was a place called Temasek. (translates to Sea Town. I know, we Asians are great at names)
He then decided to visit Temasek. However, when his ship was out on the sea, a great storm erupted and the ship was tossed about in the huge waves. The ship began to take in water. To prevent it from sinking, his men threw all the heavy things on board into the sea to lighten the ship. But still water kept entering the ship. On the advice of the ship's captain, he threw his crown overboard as a gift to the sea. At once, the storm died down and he reached Temasek safely.
He landed safely on the beach, then went to hunt wild animals near the river mouth on a patch of open ground now referred to as the Padang. Suddenly, he saw a strange animal with a red body, black head and a white breast. It was a fine-looking animal and moved with great speed as it disappeared into the jungle. He asked his chief minister Demang Lebar Duan what animal it was and was told that it was a lion. Whoever told him this was a moron by the way, Singapore has never had lions. It was probably a tiger.
He was pleased with this as he believed it to be a good omenโa sign of good fortune coming his way. Thus, he decided to build his new city in Temasek. He and his men stayed on the island and founded a city in 1299, and renamed this city Singapura, which in Sanskrit means "Lion City".
Honestly, I think hell was misnamed. Where I am should be called Hell. It feels like something out of a biblical punishment- nothing but low-quality strip-malls and housing tracts as far as the eye can see until you run into Sacramento...
The city centre is flanked by two mountains, and the word has been reported to mean either boobs or the gap between boobs. Some also say it just means meeting place
SkrimTim ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:23:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I used to drive through Fishkill all the time when I lived down that way, there are so many towns and rivers in upstate NY ending in "kill" I never thought of it as weird.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:53:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I drive over the Normans Kill every day and it made me chuckle when Bates Motel was on tv
Vienna means probably "forest stream" and Vindobona means "white building" or "white village". But nobody seems to be 100% sure and Vienna has like 5 different names in other languages, so its an absolute mess anyway.
Towns/Cities: Palmerston, Palmerston North, Rotorua (Name means two lakes), Westport (Port on the West Coast, just north of Cape Foulwind), Upper Hutt, Lower Hutt.
And then there's East Cape, One Tree Hill (tree since removed), and
Westland (subregion of the West Coast).
Oh, and my favourite Australian city name is Townsville.
TheSorge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Cut and Shoot, Texas. Used to drive through it fairly often.
Canada's great for this
โขMedicine Hat
โขHead-Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump
โขFort Qu'appelle (meaning something along the lines of fort whatsitcalled in French if I'm not mistaken)
โขHappy Valley Goose Bay
โขUranium City
โขMoose Jaw
โขKamloops
โขSaskatoon
โขNorway House
โขIgloolik (meaning "there is a house here")
โขRepulse Bay (since renamed to Naujaat)
โขKangiqsualujjuaq
And that was built inside an old Native American burial mound (Hopewell if I remember correctly). I grew up there and have forgotten a lot of the history of the town.
It was originally founded and built inside a circular Native American burial mound that are common in the area. There are a few places in town where you can still see part of the original mound that weren't destroyed as the city expanded.
I mean that entire family obviously has great fun with the naming game. One after a president and the other speaks for itself. Great work guys. Big fan.
Can you imagine growing up with the name Gay Hitler
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:59:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I live 10 minutes away from Hitler road and never even knew about it? It's back in the dirt roads from Circleville and isnt near any of the commercial/residential areas.
Oh hey, my hometown on reddit. I actually used to live right next to Huber Hitler road. Last time I checked some people wanted to get it changed because Hitler was in the name. Actually, the house that is in the picture is my best friends parent's place.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:56:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have an easily fuckupable last name but from now on whenever Iโm about to whine about it Iโll remember thereโs a Gay Hitler out there.
phrates ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:06:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We pass Huber-Hitler Rd on the way to my in-lawsโ, and it wasnโt until I saw this on reddit five years ago that I learned about Gay Hitler. Sometimes reddit really impressed me. Like every year or so, when this is posted.
wait I am seriously confused in reading this, someone help me please
sharrrp ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:23:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to see a movie titled "Dr. Gay Hitler"
kse_john ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:25:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And just a few months ago a girl was trying to get the names changed. Iโm from this town and no one has a problem with it because theyโre knowledgeable of the origins.
Anivair ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:40:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As a resident of Central Ohio this made is inexplicably proud for no reason at all.
Never did I imagine I would read about Circleville on the front page. The circumstances don't surprise me. As someone who grew up in Circleville and considering the size of the place, I'm both monumentally disappointing and surprised I had never heard of this great man/family.
That Adolf guy couldn't do anything right. He can't spell his grandfather's last name and was a shitty painter. That man's a loser. He'll never do anything notable.
Good read but the history is wrong! Adolf Hitler wasnโt born out of wedlock. His father was, but was adopted by his mothers new husband, also adopting the name. His mother & father were first cousins once removed & they had 3 children before baby Adolf came!
I'm imagining this dude as like the lamest band teacher in the world who likes to corner students to talk them to death about his antique clock collection.
So I asked him about it and he has been down hitler road and he also said Hitler cemetery was a great make out spot. Little bit morbid in my opinion but Iโll take his word for it
I Did a lot of remodeling work in Circleville a few years back and spoke to mr Hitler. I never actually knew his first name or that he might be the only true Hitler so this is a very delightfully surprising newspiece.
I'll tell you what though, his last name sparked all kinds of discussion in our office about what it would be like to have that name in modern America.
Ah makes sense. I actually think i did hear the name but i would have definitely remembered it if it was Gay lol
scion127 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, I'm calling to make an appointment"
"Sure, what's the name?"
"Gay hitler"
phone clicks
"Not again...."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I literally spent at least 60-80 seconds just reading the names "Gay Hitler" and "George Washington Hitler" and I still refuse to believe those are actual names of people.
It is sad that the name is so strongly associated with that one person. There are other last names like that (e.g. Einstein), but none have such a bad reputation.
I love that this family seems to have the mentality of "well fuck, we already got Hitler in the name let's just give our kids the goofiest name we can think of"
This title feels like something from subreddit simulator
EnIdiot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:56:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That guy has a moral obligation to marry a black, Jewish woman and populate the world with lots of little Jewish African Hitlers. With any luck a few of them will be gay.
ShanksP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Talk about mailing the name lottery jackpot
FatQuack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:22:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm very confused. What does Hitler misspelling his last name have to do with anything? I thought we knew very clearly who was related to Hitler because I've heard multiple times that Hitler's surviving relatives have all made a pact to not have children so the blood line dies out. Is that a myth then?
Well shoot, I thought Gay Hitler was a target of bullies in high school, but he became a dentist in 1922, so he was in high school in the 1910's. Austria's Hitler was unknown at that time, and "gay" generally meant happy.
But put a kid named Gay Hitler in high school today, that's like nicking a lamb and lowering it into the velociraptor pen.
There's nothing wrong with having the moustache that Hitler also happened to sport
There's absolutely nothing wrong with having a Swastika as well.
Context matters. A swastika is a holy and ancient symbol dating back thousand plus years and prevalent predominantly in the Indian culture among others as well.
A Nazi salute, swastika, Adolf Hitler worship etc. are what are bad.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:50:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not just Indian but it can be seen all over Europe and all over the world, from the Hagia Sophia to Basque Country to Stilicho's tomb to Celtic tombstones to Navajo quilts.
Ironically, the swastika and the hexagram (socalled "Star of David") are two of the most ancient geometric designs in the world. These shapes have countless mathematical properties of interest and seem ingrained in the human mind. There's even a Shinto symbol that has a swastika inside a hexagram.
They called it hakenkreuz which translates to hooked cross.
icerL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's just as you say. Context matters, so under most circumstances, those things just straight up remind people of Nazis and Hitler. There are more scenarios in which you appear like a Nazi or Hitler than something else, especially in America or Europe.
We live in a post ww2 world where Hitler and Nazis are the first thing you think of when you see those things most of the time, so the context is pretty much always there.
Adolf Hitler misspelled his grandfather's surname "Heidler"
Lol! Behold the master race.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
... am I being trolled here? Dr. Gay Hitler?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This confusing
_orion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i actually surveyed a piece of property for a hitler. probably from this family considering it was in wv. i dunno if he was still alive or not but that was the name in the records. i worked for a timber company when i was in high school. the owner was a family friend who was older so i started out riding around with him while he was working, then driving him, cruising timber and surveying, buying/selling property till i went to college. needless to say it was hard to get anyone to take you seriously when you were trying to buy/sell property at that age.
How exactly did you stumble across this? Did you do a "gay hitler" google search? And if so, may I ask why?
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Real answer: I was searching for if anyone still had the surname 'Hitler' because it couldn't have just been a one-off thing like 'Lenin' (which is more or less the equivalent of someone calling themselves 'Walter Rockies')
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so confused by the title I didn't even take time to process the guys name. lmao sounds like someone trying to guess a Halloween costume. "what are you, like some sort of gay hitler or something?"
Adolf didnt misspell his last name. Thats wrong and kind of absurd to say. from memory adolfs father merried some one and adopted the name from that marriage, hitler. It was also not hielder, his grandfathers last name was hicklegruber, something like that. Which if adolfs father had not changed last names its very possible we would never have a Adolf hitler, as hail hicklegruber doesnt have the same ring.
physixer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have this phobia of uncontrolled laughter (or some other kind of involuntary reaction) on hearing unusual or foreign sounding names (or reading them from a written or printed name). For example, if I teach a class that has students from multiple nationalities and ethnicities, I never return them homeworks by announcing their names but put them on the table for them to pick up.
And I don't know what to do about it, and I think that will probably hurt me in the long run in my career or something.
Jake and Logan = Hitler's lost sons. Hence proved.
meinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not true, Aldof father's name is recorded as Alois J. Hitler Sr. Alois' adopted father's name on his certificate of baptism is "Georg Hitler". The surname "Hitler"can also be spelled Hiedler, Hรผttler, or Huettler.
badhed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol not to be that guy, but Hitlerโs father changed his name was from Schicklgruber(alois hitlerโs motherโs last name). Though he probably got that name from Heidler, I canโt remember to accurately say. But Hitler would have been Schicklgruber and Adolf really had nothing to do with the name change. But yeah. Your point stays the same and interesting fact!
I hated my last name growing up. Itโs by no means a bad name or associate to anyone evil/genocidal or remotely bad but growing up I hated it because it was my real fathers name and my mom was divorced and carried her maiden name. I was also made fun of because it was somewhat easy to butcher to make a joke out of it.
It wasnโt until high school that I began to accept it after people started calling me by it almost exclusively that it just stuck and people always asked where it originated from. Now in my professional career Iโm called by my last name and itโs a good feeling too. Normally if Iโm referred to by my first name Iโm either being address professionally or rarely if Iโm in trouble which most times I feel is the case but itโs not.
Itโs unique in that nobody else has it so itโs somewhat of a nickname. Embrace your last name because itโs definitely not what defines you, only your actions.
Fun fact I live in Ohio and my last name is Mittler but that came from Mitli and my great grandma changed it when she moved from Poland to America to sound more American.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in a fucking bar laughing out loud at this as I'm waiting for my friends to arrive. I look like the biggest loser nursing two drinks and laughing to my self, just sitting in a dark corner while doing so. Thanks Reddit. Now I won't have strange guys try to talk to me!
ps28537 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
William Patrick Hitlerโs still has children who are alive in the US as far as I know. They try to live low profile lives. Iโm sure that itโs not an easy thing for them to live with. That their great uncle is one of the most evil person who has ever lived.
Gay hitler sounds like a really good reality tv show about an antisemitic gay guy taking over a government, establishing a dictatorship and leading an ethnic cleansing in the most flamboyant and fabulous way possible.
It's like they went, "well our last name is Hitler, we have to name him something good and patriotic. I know, George Washington Hitler!" Then George grows up and has a son and goes "fuck it, let's name him Gay Hitler."
This is my family! George Hitler, who arrived here in 1754 on the packet ship "Peggy" was my 5th great grandfather. I descend from his son George, who with his wife's father, John Gay and their families went through the wilderness of PA, into Ohio and settled in what's now Circleville. The Hitler name ran out in my family with my 2nd great grandma, Matilda Hitler. But my cousin George Hitler still lives in Ohio.
Circleville, Ohio is great. Itโs a small town. Iโve been there by accident as Iโm from a better town in central Ohio. But cool they have another thing to make them famous in a 300 mile radius: pumpkins and Hitlers.
roxymoxi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this is posted so that radio shows that use TIL in their shows have to say gay Hitler. I'm all for it. Hi news junkie! Can't wait for it.
some say hes a real cool guy and works for uber, an รbermensch you might say.
kickme2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a most unfortunate name.
Cereborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to ignore the obvious jokes and express my confusion. The article says that Dr. Gay Hitler became the town dentist in 1922, and his grandfather was born in 1763. Either the article made a mistake and skipped a generation, or both George Hitler and George Washington Hitler had kids very late in life.
Fabiostr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LaPlaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Other Hitlers real last name was actualy Shicklegrรผber if I remember correctly
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
From the article
Adolf Hitlerโs adopted father (he was born out of wedlock) was possibly named โHiedler,โ but eventually changed it, possibly due to a misspelling.
"Possibly"...
I believe it's just as possible that when the "Hitlers" came to America in the 1700s, it was originally Hiedler. Just like every other name when they came to America, they changed it to make it easier. Possibly.
Dr. Gay Hitler just sounds like he'd make a fabulous supervillain. He and his henchmen wear nazi uniforms, but they're nothing like the nazis, they just really liked the uniforms (and really, who could blame them?) and they mince, and break into song and it's just the gayest, most camp shit you can imagine.
Hitler did not misspell his Grandfathers surname, his grandfather changed himself.
Hitler's family could've been 'Schiklgruber' had his Grandfather (Johann Hiedler/ Hitler) not turned up before a notary and three witnesses and testified that he was the legitimate father of Alois Schiklgruber (Adolf's father) at the grand old age of 84, thus changing it to Hitler (previously Hiedler). There is no records of why his grandfather changed it to Hitler, but Adolf was glad he did, confiding in his only childhood friend that nothing ever pleased him as much as his fathers change of names.
During the 1930s, enterprising journalists in Vienna who were delving into the parish archives discovered this fact about Hitler's ancestry, and challenged the legitimacy of his grandfathers Johann's claim, and tried to fasten the name Schuklgruber back onto Adolf, which many say could've lessened his impact as it's not exactly as fearful or powerful a name as Hitler.
I mean, isn't every surname technically a misspelling of whatever the 'original' is? What is the definition of a 'true' surname?
Secuter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So you are telling me that everybody - all the historians etc are wrong about Hitler's "real" surname? I think not, but it does sound like something a dentist from Ohio, who's surname is Hitler, would say.
Really wish I got to know him in history class and answer a question during a quiz using his name, snickering while doing so, looking at my seatmates and trying our very best not to say it out loud for it is cause of cheating, then laughing out loud causing a chain reaction of laughs and giggles in the class
I recently learned of the Circleville Letter Writer. Surely this family was targeted. Instead of the usual mundane stuff like โI know youโre having an affairโ. It would be โI know your family carried out the Holocaustโ
Although this post is hilarious, Hitler's father actually changed their name from Schicklgruber to Hitler, and no it wasn't a misspelling. It's also widely debated whether Hiedler was actually Hitler's biological grandfather or the biological father of Hitler's father.
I thought because Hitler's father was bastard-born he changed up the name from Hiedler to Hitler, as was the custom.
Edit: I just checked again. His father changed the name (having carried the name Schicklgruber because that was the only surname on his batism certificate) to Hitler after figuring out his father was a Hiedler (two possible candidates and one with no source of existence who isn't a Hiedler).
So Adolf Hitler is a legitimate Hitler. He never misspelled his name. r/quityourbullshit
Adolf Hitler misspelled his grandfather's surname "Hiedler"
Taken literally, this means Adolf's grandfather was also a Hitler, but Adolf misspelled the name, instead writing "Hiedler". With a comma after "surname", it would mean Adolf's grandfather was a Hiedler, but Adolf misspelled it (presumably as "Hitler").
In actuality, the linked article isn't explicit about whether Adolf or his grandfather changed the spelling from Hiedler to Hitler, and qualifies it as "possibly due to a misspelling" (emphasis added).
So not only is there a gay hitler, there is also a hitler named after the 1st president of the united states. and they're both related to adolf, the worst human in the entire world.
I'm worried that this TiL may give crazy people cause to harass these poor hitlers....
If this isn't evidence we live in a simulation... I mean Circleville, OH?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I live like less than half an hour from circleville, and I wish this article was awesome but it seems to be kinda pointless. In other fun facts circleville had the first roundabout I ever saw. Also I'm surprised anyone who lives there can read.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"wr shouldn't always say the name Hitler in hushed tones'...yeah, sometimes you say it in your daughter-in-laws/mother of your child's yard...
jugofpcp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God I love that name. There's such a bite to Hitler because of its past. It's like the social version of adding jalapenos to a word.
Circleville, Ohio is also home yo the world's largest Pumpkin Show. Every October the streets close, schools lock their doors, and business adjust their hours for the 100,000+ people that will pass through the streets over four days. With carnival style rides, small town contests and a hundred food vendors, the Circleville Pumpkin Show is well worth the visit. Vendors serve everything from pumpkin chili to pumpkin burgers; pumpkin burritos and pumpking flavored snacks. Also on display is the world's largest pumpkin pie.
This sounds like an aside in an extremely dry comedy, like maybe Douglas Adams or something. Like some characters walk into the Gay Hitler building, and that title is said verbatim.
rgr555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His first name is Gay too? Lol is this real life
evenios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol Gay Hitler.....
RobDog21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gonna get buried, but my parents have friends named the Hitlers. I've been to their ski house.
Tegzay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Adolf Hitler did not misspell his name, it was his father - Alois Hitler who changed it sometime after Adolf was born. Adolf's name for his first few years came from his mother - Adolf Shicklgrueber. This change of name was very important to his political career as he himself mentioned to his boyhood friend once.
Well the above came purely by happenstance long before Adolf Hitler. But there are Hitler's remaining in the world.
Almost of the bloodlines of Hitler's siblings ended with the war.
But Adolf Hitler's half-brother - Alois Hitler, Jr. - married an English woman, and they had an English son - William Patrick Hitler. He was raised going back and forth between Britain and Germany, and even worked for the Nazi government briefly after his uncle came to power before tensions with the family caused him to leave the country for his safety.
He eventually emigrated to the United States and even fought for the Allies during World War II. When he gave his name to enlist, the recruiting officer didn't believe him and reportedly joked back, "Nice to meet you Mr. Hitler, I'm Mr. Goebbels."
After the war, he (quite understandably) changed his name to William Patrick Stuart-Houston, married, settled in Long Island, and had three sons, all of whom had no children, and of whom two are still alive...the last real Hitlers.
Literally a true story, look it up.
K1ngPCH ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:38:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This whole title sounds like op made it up as they went
I call absolute bullshit on the last part of this title. Some guy came to America and just invented the most famous name of all time as a one off and some guy in Austria flubbed up his own last name to the same thing? Come on.
I doubt they're the only Hitlers in the entire world but it's true that the family's surname was Hitler. They came to Philadelphia in the 1750's and Adolf's real name wasn't Hitler.
"Well, honey, some asshole appears to have ruined our last name. Is there anything we can possibly name our son that'll help him get out from under that?"
"Hm. Wait, I think I've got it! We'll name our little baby 'Gay Hitler,' so everyone knows he's just a cheerful, happy-go-lucky kind of kid. That can't possibly go wrong."
Unfortunately, the timing on that doesn't line up at all, but god damn.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 02:16:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:20:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh it's very real. If you have the time, you should look up their phone number and give them a call to give them your appreciation. At least one of the Ohio Hitlers has to have a Reddit account.
Circleville is a cesspool so I wouldn't get your hopes up about this guy. But, I guess if there's one decent human being in that hell hole it would probably be a guy named Gay Hitler. So who knows!
Also myths that he was gay, had only one testicle or was a drug addict. He got weird medications from his doctor, but none in doses that he would even feel, and he was not addicted to any drug.
Another myth made up to sell a pop science book:
No. Hitler's father didn't dip out unless you mean into the next plain of existence because he died in Hitler's teens, and the Jewish theory is based on very flimsy evidence that has to do with a maid or some woman his grandfather or great grandfather may or may not have had a relationship with... or something. Records weren't kept well in that time and place. No one can say for sure but most likely it's just a made up tale like the "one testicle" story, created purely to make Hitler look bad as if there aren't enough reasons to dislike him already.
Dentists earn a Doctor of Dental Surgery (DDS) degree, so calling him Mr. Gay Hitler just wouldn't be accurate. And doesn't sound as ridiculous as Dr. Gay Hitler.
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my_name_isnt_isaac ยท 10117 points ยท Posted at 00:49:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If he decides to make some large charitable donations, God bless whoever decides what they name the building.
6thPath ยท 4269 points ยท Posted at 02:27:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
G.H.
Edit: I think I accidentally referenced something.
my_name_isnt_isaac ยท 1527 points ยท Posted at 02:29:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
you're hired
willskywalker93 ยท 480 points ยท Posted at 04:38:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heiled
LendarioSonhador ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:22:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hired Hitler!
Ololic ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:43:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heil
JohannesKrieger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's racist against the Japanese. They are friends of Hitora-san.
nwunder ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:53:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heired
Muddytertle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:07:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Youโre Fuhrerโd!!!!
Neuroleino ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:43:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hiedlered*
spqanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
China #1
BostonRich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, slow down there Isaac! Who gave you hiring authority??
JacobinOlantern ยท 566 points ยท Posted at 02:54:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Stands for Good Hank!
usmcawp ยท 345 points ยท Posted at 03:20:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
George Hwashington, duh.
MaestroSG ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 03:47:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hwat in the hell?
NukeML ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:26:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'll tell you hwat
OttoVonWong ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:34:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That German Hitler ain't right, I tell ya hwat.
majaka1234 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:22:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That president ain't right
Xion194 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:49:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Cool hwip
redtrucktt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:47:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Say Will Wheaton
RotorDonkey ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 08:58:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Soy boy
screwINtime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:31:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you saying it like that?
JoanneKerlot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gool Hwhip
eats_pineapple_pizza ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:28:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
PROPAYNE and PROPAYNE ACCESORIES
FyahJohnny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Issjusta littile propane proPANE YJuliunn
philov ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hwat in tarnation?
Cakepufft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:54 on March 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hat in the Well.
rrr598 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:32:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
GYAAH
jBROMZ ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:59:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tell you hwhat!
VaelKnightfall ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:43:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Weโre out of cool whwip, Brian
MeLlamoMudd ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:51:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hwashington, Hwashington, 6 foot tall fucking killing for fun
MicrowaveMeals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's coming, he's coming.
KanyeWestNile ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:42:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
JUNICHIRO
JayTrain ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:43:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But if you call him Good Hank, people will think I'm Bad Hank.
Cturner4545 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:06:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh thank god someone remembers these things
WaltLongmire0009 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:14:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well you burnt my burger, now didn't you BH?
MyAlarmClock ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:13:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
love a good king of the hill reference
cardinals1996 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:21:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Always wanted a son named Hank"
hypmoden ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 03:04:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dangit Bobby
willskywalker93 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:39:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The one with the normal sized urethra?
sirenatx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That boy ainโt right!
IntrigueDossier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well whatโs it to ya BH??
WR810 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 02:59:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good Hank?
friedkabob ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 03:15:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I always wanted a son named Hank
TailstheTwoTailedFox ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:16:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dad i am your son! You cant take a grown mans name!
stickdudeseven ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:28:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You keep calling him good Hank, people will think I'm bad Hank.
blackgallagher87 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:49:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well you burned my steak, didn't you, BH?
TailstheTwoTailedFox ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:16:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well you brunt my buger didnt you BH
TailstheTwoTailedFox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well u are bad hank
friedkabob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I just did!
TailstheTwoTailedFox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not anymore im taking it back! Hes hank!
TailstheTwoTailedFox ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:08:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I never told ya because i didnt think you were man enough to handle it. Not being born in texas, you wernt!
0megaruby ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:04:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
King of the Hill
adambiguous ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:08:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit Ricky!
JacuzziBirth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Almost bud
Tossdatshitout ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:56:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good Hank?
SpacemanLess ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:38:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You burnt my burger, didn't ya BH!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:19:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good Hank
LoneWolf4717 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"The G.H Crematorium"
jonathangariepy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol G.H., that's what date rape drug is called where I live. Solid choice.
ThomasRules ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:36:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tahiti - itโs a magical place
yParticle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Short for Hitler Hall?
AlvinGT3RS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good Hank lol
meisterwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God bless you
grumpyt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
carved in leather
SuperPheotus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good Hitler
imtinyricketc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good Hank.
WetAndMeaty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was the reich answer.
sansillusion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm, the G.H. Building so the G.H.B
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. G.H.
Delduca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God bless you
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gregg Hughes
da_doctori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good Hitler
helimx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:30:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
G.H. DDS
retief1 ยท 1517 points ยท Posted at 02:31:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And here is the Gay Hitler Auditorium.
Matto_0 ยท 985 points ยท Posted at 02:56:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler Auditorium. Show some respect.
Thee_Nameless_One ยท 300 points ยท Posted at 03:11:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Professor Gay Hitler
zbeezle ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 03:25:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's Mister Doctor Professor Gay Hitler, to you!
tsnow2227 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 03:28:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't do eight years at Evil Medical School to be called mister!
svrdm ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:43:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The best thing about this is how "gay" looks like it's another title, rather than his first name.
BanMeBabyOneMoreTime ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:52:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mister Doctor?
It's Strange.
svrdm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe. Who am I to judge?
jerkmanj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Dr. Gay Hitler Esquire, if you could!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Please, Mister Doctor Professor Gay Hitler was my father, refer to me as Mister Doctor Professor Gay Hitler Jr.
BanMeBabyOneMoreTime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:51:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You joke, but that's actually the proper form of address in German. A man with a doctorate is Herr Doctor. If he's also a professor, it's Herr Doktor Professor. Add a second doctorate and it's Herr Doktor Doktor Professor.
winterwatchman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:58:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If weโre going to be picky, it would actually be Herr Prof. Dr. gay Hitler
Likewise a second doctorate would be Herr Prof. Dr. Dr.
PhDinGent ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:55:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who am I to judge.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:28:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
MaestroSG ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:48:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mein Fรผhrer, PhD.
ButILikeFire ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:54:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot to say it with flamboyance.
Max_TwoSteppen ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:56:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mein Fรผhrer, PhD ๐
ButILikeFire ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:27:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs better, but itโs still missing something... fabulous.
Burnmetobloodyashes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:46:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mein Fรผhrer, PhD ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
Thee_Nameless_One ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mein Gay Fรผhrer, D.D.S.
whynotwarp10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget The Gay Hitler sanctuary for gay Hitler's gay animals.
Thee_Nameless_One ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:55:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, youโre thinking of Big Gay Hitler, Gay Hitlerโs cousin. He runs Big Gay Hitlerโs Big Gay Animal Shelter.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Professor comes before the Doctor.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Doctor Professor SKUUUULLL HEEEEEEED FFFFFAAAAeeeeeeecccccCCCCEEEEE!
Zebidee ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:31:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't go through five years of dental school to be called Mr Gay Hitler.
savedbyscience21 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:46:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't go to 8 years of Gay medical school to be Hitler, thanks.
Lord_Finkleroy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What is this, an auditorium for ants?!...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. This is the famed auditorium where a young Mel Brooks first conceived and staged an early version of 'The Producers'.
altiuscitiusfortius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't go to university for five years to be called mister!
Douche_in_disguise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's right! He didn't go to Evil Medical School for 4 years for NOTHING!
RunGuyRun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's no fighting in here. This is the Gay Hitler Auditorium.
ThatOtherGuy_CA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Dr. ?
zawadz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:27:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It needs to be at least nein times bigger!!
WaltMitty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Gay Hitler Auditorium will host a Hitler musical revue this spring. We are not expecting good attendance.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Advertise the event on /r/The_Donald and you'll fill the place up.
usgiorgi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh a Barbie museum!
ajax6677 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:27:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
About an hour ago I had an ugly cry triggered by a video of Hanson singing MmmBop 20 years after its first release, and now I'm dying laughing at Gay Hitler Auditorium. Tonight has been a fucking rollercoaster. I just need a cat video and an inspirational quote and I can finally go to sleep.
kingtaco_17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Hella Gay Hitler Auditorium.
Genesis111112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Around the corner is Dr. Gay Hitler's Restrooms, don't stick around to long or you may miss the next exhibit. Seriously though I bet they became comfortably numb to all the Hitler jokes over the years.
Geminii27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Here is the left side. Here is the right side. Here is the gen...eral store.
Totallynotatheif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the Gay Hitler art gallery...
mark-five ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like it should be an art museum. Like some kind of alternate timeline reference.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And right outside is the Gay Hitler Theatre
bestprocrastinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome back to our primetime college basketball matchup live at the Gay Hitler Center!
Sublimotion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Aside from his profession, his life long passion has always been Southern BBQ Cuisine.
The grand opening of the Gay Hitler Smokehouse.
Frocack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
One of the many things I didn't think I was gonna read today..
Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 1020 points ยท Posted at 02:51:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Dr. Gay Hitler Institute for the research and development of anesthetic gases toward the betterment of the field of dentistry and general Medicine.
Gunner_McNewb ยท 335 points ยท Posted at 03:11:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Of course it'd be gases.
Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 03:16:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For Dentistry!
Earlygravelionsp3 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 03:18:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Knocks you out so hard people think you're dead
DreadedBread ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:15:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now weโre just rezyklon jokes.
ย
thanks, u/theteaspoon
TheTeaSpoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:29:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*Zyklon
DiggerW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:05 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How does this not have thousands of points?
Kup123 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:28:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Because that's not going to make people think of gold fillings being pried from the teeth of the murdered.
Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:37:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, to be fair Dentistry isn't paying as much as it used to.
Chepeleon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:22:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, go to kern county... Where anyone can be a real dentist! That medi-CaL money!
benthefmrtxn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:24:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Are you anti dentite?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:22:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Zahnarbeit macht dich frei!
johanbcn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:05:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
White teeth supremacy!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:02:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
thank you now I understand the funny part
Unexpectedsix ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:34:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ithinkthatsthejoke?.jpeg
theletterandrew ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:24:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Dr. Gay Hitler center for kids who canโt read good and want to learn to do other stuff good too.
_Schwing ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:37:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Have you heard the story of Fritz Haber?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:46:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No. Care to tell?
snipekill1997 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:36:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A Jewish, though he had converted to Christianity, German Haber invented how to make ammonia out of nitrogen in the air for which he received the 1919 Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Half of the world's food output is based on fertilizers derived from that ammonia. It saved billions.
It is also what allowed WWI Germany to continue to war as without nitrogen from it they would have run out of explosives within a few months of being blockaded by England.
He also invented modern chemical warfare and personally oversaw the first gas attack in history. He then went home and threw a party about how successful it was. After that party his wife shot herself through the heart only to be discovered as she was dying by their 12 year old son.
He left a few days later to gas the Russians.
A few years later scientists working under him developed a new fumigant. It was known as Zyklon A. Two decades later a slightly modified version known as Zyklon B was used during the Holocaust to kill approximately one million people most of whom were, like Haber, Jews. There is a good chance that his niece and her family were killed using Zyclon B.
Haber himself however left in 1933 seeing the rise of the Nazi's even though he had not yet been forced out of his position having converted. Shortly after leaving had a stroke or heart attack. He the received an official invitation to Cambridge. However once there there were also those who despised haber including Ernest Rutherford who refused to shake his hand. He was soon offered a position to head a research institute in what is now Israel which he accepted. However while traveling through Bazel Switzerland on January 29th 1934 he died of heart failure.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:33:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
asek13 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:13:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Dr. Gay Hitler Institute for the research and development of dentistry for dentists that want to learn dentisting good and how to do other stuff good too
GrigOrigzoah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is it safe?
tuga2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Dr. Gay Hitler institute for oven repair technicians
atgstts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What is this? A Center for ganz?
andonthe7thday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โAnestheticโ
JohnSteadler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His final solution for the cavity problem was a bit controversial
Very_Good_Opinion ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 02:51:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There are several things named after him as featured in the first sentence of The Articleโข
Mister_Dane ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:03:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The title actually.
blackhand226 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I lost
dontsniffglue ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 02:56:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Gay Hitler Center for Battered Women
MaestroSG ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:49:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I sure love me some women dipped in cake batter." ~Gay Hitler, probably
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
BanMeBabyOneMoreTime ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:53:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I sure love me some women dipped in cake batter." ~Gay Hitler, probably
nullSword ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:26:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Gay Hitler Center for Racial Equality
sinister_exaggerator ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:23:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Gay Hitler Museum of Cultural Appreciation
Bucket-o-AIDS ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:41:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Gay Hitler center for LGBT teens.
symbiosa ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:13:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A guy with the last name Loser made a charitable donation to my college. So there's literally a "Loser Hall" on campus, and since all of the tours start there that's the first thing people see.
Update: Found out that they're renaming the building to "Trenton Hall." Not because of the word loser, but because the guy himself supported segregated schools in the 30s.
CosmoVerde ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:16:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
'This building was erected in memorial of Gay Hitler'
Momochichi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:26:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler Memorial Hospital.
Random420eks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:48:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is our science building: Dr. Gay Hitlerโs Genetics Laboratory.
moistfuss ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:56:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler Hebrew School for Boys and Girls
DLeafy625 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:06:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Dr. Gay Hitler Institute For Kids Who Canโt Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too
joemiller02 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:38:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Gay Hitler Burn Ward"
SteelTheWolf ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:24:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So funny story. I went to a university where they built a new chemistry/biochemistry hall. Except the family that donated the money to build it was the Failure family. So instead of naming it Failure Hall, they went with "Chemistry/Biochemistry Hall."
dontsniffglue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TCNJ has a Loser Hall
Pronounced Low-Jer
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:26:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Gay Hitler Opera House
123full ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:33:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Gay Hitler Clown College for released Convicts
VivaVGK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not too fast
Dr_Booyah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โGayโ and โGeorge Washingtonโ Sound like adjectives of Hitler in this context
schockergd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We actually have 3 hitler roads around here named after them : Hitler number 1 , Hitler number 2 , Huber-Hitler.
To say they were influential in our county would be an understatement.
We also have a Martha Hitler Park!
Thelonious_Cube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Should be Uber-Hitler
Was Martha married to George Washington Hitler?
schockergd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:36 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think she was married to anyone. Here's her grave marker, i don't see anything stating who she was married to.
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/172263127/martha-hitler
Her brother was Turney Gay Hitler, which is interesting because the Turney family & the Gay family were both big farmers. I think pretty much all the roads in our area are named after farmers from the 1800s, and all the farmers after 50 years were all inter-married.
vicarofyanks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gayey McHitlerface
dackinthebox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Weโll get it figured out, Isaac
TrumpForAdmin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler Art Gallery
Jkj864781 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:39:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Comcast HQ
jobriq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:07 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Gay Hitler Library" would be pretty hilarious if not confusing
Bronco5150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
whomever
mrstickball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lots of Hitler memorials in Circleville. There's a cemetary and a few roads named after them. A disc golf park, too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It would be hilarious if he did that lmao
WereChained ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's a road named after their family.
MasterCharge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler Charitable Foundation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Gay Hitler Child Development Center
Waffleradio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would love if that building existed.
ocean365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My god, you guys sure are having fun with this one
buzzbozz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Auchwitz summer camp
Thelonious_Cube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He definitely should do Adopt-A-Highway
BirddogThe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Queue the Anonymous Larry David sketch
Thelonious_Cube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler Bath House
Gay Hitler School of Musical Comedy
wolfpack_charlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Gay Hitler Youth Center
Peeniewally ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:12:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Gay Hitler Cremation and Funeral services only use blank wood for their casks.
ImperatorMundi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Like Rommel airport in Stuttgart, named after the former mayor of Stuttgart, Manfred Rommel.
slpsedundnes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Headquarters
mchammer685 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:37:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At the end of your life, as you review your life's accomplishments, I hope you hold your comment on this post in the highest of regards. I laughed from the deepest part of my belly, in a way that I'm not sure I have before. Kudos to you sir, "not Issac".
Sauce_McDog ยท 6469 points ยท Posted at 01:47:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, Dr. Gay Hitler may be the greatest name of all time. I would just walk up to strangers everywhere I go and introduce myself.
Spearmintify ยท 4428 points ยท Posted at 03:16:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โGay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitlerโ is the most spectacular combination of any amount of words in the English language
Tyg13 ยท 806 points ยท Posted at 03:59:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I swear to God if they were to write a serious book about it, people would call them fucking liars. Truth is stranger than fiction.
akgnz ยท 365 points ยท Posted at 05:30:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs because fiction is bound to the truth, and the truth is forced to stick to possibilities.
fatpat ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 06:49:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That man was a font of wisdom.
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 08:18:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good ol Clamuel Semens
PotatoforPotato ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:56:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin bitches, gettin money. Adam Savage.
edit: Sadam Avage (said with an e that goes ayyyy)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:23:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:23:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
wow. good bot!
PotatoforPotato ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:29:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
jumpin the shark bro
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:48:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Another great quote from Mark Twain Hitler
kx2w ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:00:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
m'wainies
NobleSC3 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:54:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It would be titled "The Final Solution of what to name your kids."
Stereotype_Apostate ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:44:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The 45th president of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
LupoCani ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:06:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Quite the opposite: Consider the fictional versions of George Washington and Dr. Gay Hitler, both of whom owned a dancing monkey that spoke French. Thus, we find fiction is indeed stranger.
shrubs311 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:49:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uh he's also a doctor. I think that significantly adds to it. Because any weirdo can change their first name to Gay...but if he's a doctor he has to be somewhat educated.
sdood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When I read the title up to this point I was 100% sure this was an r/circlejerk post
RickC137b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Truly
Spaceman248 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:07:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
These names should be filed as ultimate examples of irony
agoogua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. It's like all the Hitler's from alternate dimensions were assembled to form a team of super heroes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's Dr. Gay Hitler to you, pleb
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:21 on July 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the name of a living legend.
[deleted] ยท 547 points ยท Posted at 02:09:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 884 points ยท Posted at 02:34:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Seรฑor Gay Hitler Mardi Gras Stalin Bitch Tits the 3rd.
D_K_Schrute ยท 245 points ยท Posted at 02:45:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There were two more of you?
Ideal_Ideas ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 03:28:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My son is Senor Gay Hitler Mardi Gras Stalin Bitch Tits the 2nd. Naming gets confusing with time travel.
Rude_Buddha_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:41:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No Junior?
LewisKane ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:57:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No that would make it especially confusing when you meet Seรฑor Gay Hitler Mardi Gras Stalin Bitch Tits the -1st.
BanMeBabyOneMoreTime ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:59:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There was an accident involving a time machine and a contraceptive, and now I'm immortal.
Onceuponaban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As it turns out the universe doesn't like when someone is born across infinite times.
BanMeBabyOneMoreTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Onceuponaban?
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now to insult /u/onceuponabao
Onceuponaban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
:(
Foodcity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I understood that reference you hoopy frood!
Psistriker94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, that's part of the name, not a numbering.
As in "Hey, the 3rd, come over here!"
letsnotreadintoit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You can legally change your name into a Jr. or III without having any prior people of that name in your family?
LeftArmpitNode ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:00:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
BanMeBabyOneMoreTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
2meta2fast
Amerdox97 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:50:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot Dr
rubicon11 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:24:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โOh please, my father is the doctor! You can just call me Gay Hitler Bitch Tits.โ
so_banned ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:00:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Monseigneur*
cptbeard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:10:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/1jAVo
Aeneis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:55:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Esquire.
HOLY_GOOF ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:45:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think I popped a rib outta place laughing at this
kvltsincebirth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"hi I'm Dr Gay Hitler and you can literally eat my asshole"
yb4zombeez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!RedditSilver
-prime8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:11:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like it just wouldn't be the same.
Sauce_McDog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:36:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My child and my job would probably not appreciate that.
helimx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Simmer down โartist formerly known asโ
Sawyex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
no balls
brutinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but then you wouldn't be a true Hitler. You know who else wasn't a true Hitler? Hitler.
flamingfireworks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think that courts have a tendancy to refuse legal name changes to things like hitler that would typically be for jokes or unethical (like nazi) reasons
MorboForPresident ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:19:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler does not work that way, goodnight!
DrFaustPhD ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:22:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
haha clinton dix
Thick-McRunFast ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:13:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Close second was a name that came up on my list at a call center. Gaye Seaman.
darkstar1031 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:44:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm imagining Brent Spiner's goofy smile and laugh as he introduces himself as Gay Hitler.
TreeLovTequiLove ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:57:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'd just love to see the facial reactions of people who find you to be likable and straight.
krzystoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A great way to get your house remodelled, your car repainted, and your face removed, in every town that extremists live.
LiBiD24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to nominate my father. his name is Bob Boob.
mjrkong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:42:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be hoping you'd do it like this.
KickassMcFuckyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know that the name "Geronimo" means ""the one who yawns".
stkflndeosgdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whoโs set up the twitter account?
ManStacheAlt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, this just makes it official. This IS an alternate world, Mandella DID die in prison, it IS berenstein bears, sinbad DID make a genie movie. Fucking... Dr. Gay Hitler. No fucking way that would exist in MY world.
awhitesong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Right? I read this and actually thought this post is going to be some kind of joke. Then realized it's TIL
PotatoforPotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler sounds like a band that would open for fuck I cant remember their names. guys with light up helmets.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Blasted Mechanism?
PotatoforPotato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:09:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Daft Punk is what I meant and it took me until just now to figure it out, to be honest. I was listening to this the whole time though : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4396AVR51tE and it is pretty neat
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, they do the helmet thing pretty neatly indeed.
ryan_umad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Paging Doctor Gay Hitler
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They misspelled Gary.
NotAThrowaway192 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like i just found my next charades topic
lembeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Please allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is gay, H to the I T...LER
LycraBanForHams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No you wouldn't.
NotYourIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So instead of hating Jews you think they are fabulous!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Klaus Barbie is also misleading to current generations. Like... hahaha he's named Mr. Barbie... oh.
oETFo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The name is Hitler. Gay Hitler.
DoctorLovejuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno' about that. Is Dr. Gay Hitler a better name than Captain Charcoal?
Some dude in Australia legally changed his name to that and I always laugh out loud telling people that.
ItsTheFatYoungJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Princess Ganzuela Bananahammock
pjabrony ยท 19036 points ยท Posted at 23:37:00 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 8115 points ยท Posted at 23:57:29 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's even what they said:
Meet the Hitlers
-CrestiaBell ยท 839 points ยท Posted at 02:22:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"People should be judged by their actions and who they are as people โ something that says much more about you than your name.โ - Dr. Gay Hitler
burt_freud ยท 417 points ยท Posted at 03:05:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Why is everyone giggling?" - Dr. Gay Hitler
igor_mortis ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:36:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
must be one of your dentist gases, dr. gay hitler.
TokiMcNoodle ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:26:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"My ass hurts" - Dr. Gay Hitler
Ubergringo420 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:17:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lame
Aoloach ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:04:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No u
-Mountain-King- ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 03:02:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
DigThatFunk ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:08:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That Hitler guy was really onto something!
Yrrem ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:35:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like hitlers not that bad of a guy
Ako17 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:56:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler wasn't wrong.
Tasgall ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:17:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
PegLiposome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tbf Hitler didn't kill Hitler
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:09:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, I found my inspirational poster for my office!
Shippoyasha ยท 2484 points ยท Posted at 00:05:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good on them. Make your own destiny. Not get pushed around by the legacy of others. Maybe more well intentioned Hitlers can make a positive mark on history instead of just the horrific one.
Sharrakor ยท 2530 points ยท Posted at 02:02:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/bandnames
-CrestiaBell ยท 503 points ยท Posted at 02:22:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Please be on the next Tony Hawk game along with the Dead Kennedys
[deleted] ยท 289 points ยท Posted at 02:48:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly the soundtracks are what I miss the most about the old Tony Hank games. During my teens Tony Hank games introduced me to a bunch of punk rock bands and the Burnout games to Alternative rock/Pop Rock bands.
AerThreepwood ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 03:08:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It introduced me to both skating and pop punk at a formative time of my youth. I still skate and listen to Goldfinger 20 years later.
kjm1123490 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:29:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dont wanna be a spokesman....
Mitch_from_Boston ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:13:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So I've got a, I got a new girl!
Jackpot777 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:59:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gran Turismo (the European release) gave me quite a few alternative artists to listen to, and WipeOut steered me to electronic music fineness.
Bamboobler ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 04:02:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who the hell is Tony Hank
Seggli ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 04:52:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He sells skateboards and skateboard accessories
simmocar ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:09:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I tell you hwhat
staffell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:24:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I Tony Hwak
zenchowdah ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:06:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ThpsII started my highschool love of punk music and most likely made me who I am today
booksblanketsandtea ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 02:56:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it's Tony Stank, actually.
(/s just in case)
Chief_Givesnofucks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:20:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh good ol Tony Hank.
LaoSh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:57:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget Need for Speed Underground. The bands on that soundtrack basically made up my late teens.
hoorahforsnakes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:10:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For real tho, the burnout 3 soundtrack is the tits
TeckFire ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:46:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We are the lazy generation
smallpoly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So catchy.
HeedWeed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:39:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pro Skater 3 got me into the Ramones and I'll always be thankful for that. So many bangers on the Pro Skater soundtracks especially IMO
elcad ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:21:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In the 80's we actually rode skateboards, listened to punk, built ramps and read Trasher. And TBH this only happen when we got to visit someone in a newer suburb, since we had tar and stone streets.
theletterandrew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 was a favorite.
JerHat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's a spotify playlist that someone made of a bunch of THPS soundtracks, it's one of my favorites playlists ever.
DrScience-PhD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tony Hanks Pro Skorter
Thnewkid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I blame pro skater 2 for my listening habits. I was the only 6th grader who listened to NWA and the Sex Pistols.
iemploreyou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:41:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The best band I found from THPS was Consumed. Fucking amazing stuff, some of it is on Spotify.
Ronfarber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was so excited to hear Unsane on a video game.
Beatles-are-best ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wish they could make a modern day remake of 2 and 3 with the original soundtracks and not fucked like the more modern games. Those two had the best soundtracks of any game ever (though others have a better score, if that makes sense)
huffmonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine you looking like one those old corporate dudes dressed in clothes he thinks kids where these days trying to infiltrate their group. โYeah bro I love tony hank skaterboards!โ
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, it took your comment and 15 hours to understand why people were making so many Tony Hank jokes, it felt like I was out of the loop on some new meme lol This is why you don't comment on reddit at 4 a.m kids!
xombae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:09 on February 28, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was just talking about this the other day! I'm still largely in the punk scene today, and The Adicts on Tony Hawk were pretty much my first intro to real punk rock.
Great games.
Token_Why_Boy ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 02:36:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Throw in Franz Ferdinand.
JasonDJ ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 02:53:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man we're goin WW1 up in here.
dorkmax ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:09:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I always wanted to start a band called Gavrilo Princip.
khaosdragon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:13:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/bandnames
MiamiPower ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:48:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mustard aromatherapy
Elementium ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:03:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized the other day.. Is Take Me Out literally about the assassination?
Mr_penguin_butt ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:09:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It isnโt itโs about sexual tension between people who are attracted to another but donโt talk to each other, all for you Sophia all though is about the archduke
ThemCrookedBuzzards ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:28:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And shamelessly plagiarising a Led Zeppelin song and getting away with it
grubas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bit of both. Half about a pickup and half about killing an Austrian.
If you want the fun, hit up genius.
https://genius.com/1007350
Tyler_of_Township ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've never thought of that before, but now I'm reevaluating life as I know it.
123full ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So is The Fallen ^(Probably not)
a10t2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heads up reddit, these are 20th century references here!
DrKakistocracy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not enough people have heard Franz Ferdinand.
samcuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't play Tony Hawk but still listened to Franz Ferdinand thanks to FIFA.
mghoffmann ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:51:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Do they still make those? The last one I heard about was Pro Skater 4, where you could unlock Boba Fett and glitch the GameCube by comboing Jango Jump Jet so high that the game crashed. Good memories.
Novrev ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:25:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They made a Pro Skater 5 a couple of years ago as a final cash grab days before Activision lost the license. It was awful in just about every way
MicahMusic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:40:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Remarkably, the game wasn't ready at the point they were going to lose the license, so Activision shipped a nearly blank disc to stores. Owners were met with a 8gb "patch" which was actually the game.
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's a good thing you stopped with 4.
Actually, no, you missed out on Underground 1 and 2 and American Wasteland and subsequently your childhood is null and void, but my point is, they made Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 a couple years ago.
OH. MY. GOD.
IT. WAS SO BAD.
ZulTroll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would love to see Skate 4, too.
Con_Dinn_West ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Primus, gotta have some Primus in there too
KimJongIlSunglasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Living Hitlers
cooream ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 02:07:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or just what white supremacists see themselves as
the_almighty_cheese ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 02:29:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or just how Hitler literally saw himself.
mchawks29 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 02:38:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So close to an organic โliterally Hitlerโ
imperator-hadaril ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We were this close to greatness! This close!
MiamiPower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No GMO
Yodiddlyyo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:59:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Free Range Hitler.
MiamiPower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
OMAHA Beach shore swimming exercise qualification certificate.
DontOpenTilXmas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:38:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, Hitler did kill Hitler.
Then again he killed the guy who killed Hitler.
But then again, he killed the guy who killed the guy who killed Hitler.
But in addition to that, from his point of view the Jedi were evil.... Wait, is that how this goes..
StockpiIeThomas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well then I am lost!
KimJongIlSunglasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of like Occamโs Razor. I call it Hitlerโs Mirror. Itโs the simplest explanation as to how Hitler literally saw himself.
Jive-Turkies ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:46:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The road to hell is paved with well intentions
soylentcoleslaw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:30:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
True, but then they see Hitler as a well intentioned Hitler too.
captainsavajo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:48:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think Hitler may have seen himself as having good intentions as well.
Cinnamon_Flavored ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't we all see ourselves as well intentioned. No one's the bad guy in their own eyes. Probably, weirdly enough, even Hitler.
Yodiddlyyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There have definitely been points in my life where I thought "wow, I'm am not a good person." But then again I've never killed anyone, so...
Verapamil123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I always wondered how a short brown haired weird looking man managed to convince a nation that blond haired blue eyed strong jaw tall people are the "Bestest race eva".
IntuitiveVik ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:13:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How the hell has nobody mentioned Andrew Jackson Jihad? Andrew Jackson Jihad -> George Washington Hitler
Sharrakor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's so out there that I forgot it was real.
atemu1234 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:33:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/badbandnames
2LiterOfMtnDew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:48 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bandnames/comments/8025dm/wellintentioned_hitlers/?st=JE4AFCNG&sh=b2690748
Fellow_Infidel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Hitler did nothing wrong" is now a legit phrase
Cumberlandjed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Are they decent guys?
Yeah.
Oh, so it's not just a clever name!
hippy_barf_day ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Was just talking about making a couple bands, one called antifa, the other, the nazis, and perform together. Obviously hi jinks would follow. You need a gimmick these days to get any attention and I feel like those bands would be sell out shows. Oh yeah, the antifa band would be punk and the nazis would be a lounge act, and same people in both bands.
MixingDrinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ShittyBandNames
DontOpenTilXmas ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I seriously hope this becomes a trend to the point where Hitler becomes a joke. Not because I'm some wonderful person, it's just hilarious.
kellykebab ยท 219 points ยท Posted at 02:09:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would expect nothing but fairness and reason from Doctor Gay Hitler
supertbone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:36:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Could be worse. At least its not Mengele.
JohannesKrieger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Steve Mengele.
Amanda Mengele
Anita Mengele-Mann.
Skylar Dakota Mengele
Cheyenne Mengele
Northwest Mengele
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:03:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, I just found my new Xbox alias.
KimJongIlSunglasses ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 04:03:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Youโve obviously never met Professor Tranny Stalin.
JohannesKrieger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Lesbienne Trotsky
Prototype_Bamboozler ยท 352 points ยท Posted at 01:27:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 01:49:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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The_Highlander3 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 02:16:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mother fucking Bob Mortimer, that guy could say he's been on the moon and I wouldn't second guess it...
Mastry ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:41:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And it wouldn't just be him on the moon. It's never that simple. He'd be up there with his mate Steve 'Clear Skies (as everyone called him) ' Willoughby, visiting a particular crater discovered by his uncle to retrieve an amateur rocket he landed there in the 90s. And it would be bloody true
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:26:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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DXvegas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:58:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
WILTY SPOILER INCOMING:
2 as I recall. The time when he claimed he took in a dying owl from the rare breeds farm, and the time he said his cat, Good Monson, needed to be strapped into a buggy to move after heโd sprained his legs. (Fun fact: the story was fake, but I believe he does really have a cat named Good Monson.)
hoorahforsnakes ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 03:11:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus christ, spoilers for a fucking panel show? The world really is going to shit, isn't it?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:24:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah dude, I hate when people have consideration for other people's experiences. Who do they think they are, typing three extra words?
DXvegas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Part of the fun of the show is you donโt know if the story is true or false until the end. So I think it merits a spoiler warning.
Zephs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:56:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. He doesn't stick a didgeridoo in the "clooney" of his tree so the wind will play it on its own sometimes. That one turned out to be a lie.
I thought Theft and Shrubbery HAD to be a lie... then it wasn't. Then wearing the Halloween masks to sleep in a car and getting kicked out of a village. That one had to be fake... and then it wasn't.
Then again, in an interview, Mack and Mitchell admitted that there are no real "rules" on how contestants need to answer. They implied that some guests might have a true statement, but then make up a more interesting story than the truth to throw people off.
I mean, I absolutely refuse to believe that Rhod Gilbert traded a car for $30 of tapas or whatever. I don't care that he said it's true. His explanation for it was hysterical, but let's be real... it didn't happen.
indianmidgetninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love how he says tapas like tap ass.
LoveMeSomeBowie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The only one I can think of is when he supposedly looked after a dying owl with a colostomy bag...
Aurora_Fatalis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bob Mortimer could recite, word for word, Kevin Bridges' horse story, and I doubt I would doubt it.
The_Highlander3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And that right there is talent... I don't think I've ever actually yelled aloud 'holy shit' in any other circumstance but that horse story was so mind blowing that I couldn't help it.
BeefSerious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was fun.
Max_TwoSteppen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's genuinely one of the funniest clips I've ever seen in my life. Thank you!
michaelrohansmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking more of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzw1_2b-I7A
mowbuss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow.
fatpat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the guy in the beard with the panel of two women? He seems really familiar.
indianmidgetninja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
David Mitchell. He's part of a comedy duo with Robert Webb. They've had a couple of sketch shows and they did Peep Show.
cuntarsetits ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:15:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is it safe?
InfoSecsensual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The dentistry thing? I would think so.
jughandle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's seriously how I read the OP until I saw your comment. Wtf is this wizardry
MiamiPower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's a front
hippy_barf_day ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs actually how I read it at first
scarfox1 ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 02:31:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler was the best Hitler
igor_mortis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
his views on homosexuality are controversial, though.
rdldr1 ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 02:09:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the input, Robert Faggot.
burntends97 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:14:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bobbi gay
Cakepufft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:01 on March 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bobby Brown
GS_Braves94 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:41:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My college's baseball team has a pair of brothers whose last name is "Fagg" and I just feel so bad for them
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:30:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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hankhillforprez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:07:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They can drill it in like no one youโve seen.
Denster1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:53:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Are those Fagg brothers switch hitters?
JohannesKrieger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I bet they didn't like Luscious Pusey.
robb911 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:44:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My friends call me Robert Faggot, to you, itโs Bob Queer.
BunnyOppai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My recruiter recently told me a story about how he got smoked for laughing just loud enough to himself about DSG Faggot's name to be heard. I don't personally know how true that story is, but just imagine going through Basic as PVT Faggot... I can't imagine going through the hell that he must've gone through for that name.
Al13n_C0d3R ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:42:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
-Walks into dark room.
Picks up Hitler's burnt and aged SS hat.-
"I'll finish what you started."
-Imperial March theme plays-
gwvent ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:25:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Meanwhile, the actual relatives of Hitler don't want to have kids just so the line ends with them.
Edit: I just read this in a title on Reddit so I'm not surprised it wasn't true.
the3dtom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:29:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a hoax. They never said that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Crap, which one should I believe??
the3dtom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:42:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whichever one your heart desires.
southsiderick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but they saved Hitler's cock
Tittybowjangles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Im pretty sure i read somewhere that this was proven to be false. I dont recall where though.
poop_frog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean, everyone knows the first thing you should do if you come across the burned body of a dead dictator is cut off their genitals for safekeeping
Pallavtasse ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:35:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think anyone is saying that sticking to their surname isn't honourable.
But it must be a really annoying surname to have because whenever you tell it to someone the first time they're going to think you're taking the piss. Having to convince people over again that my surname is in fact Hitler and proud of it! Would grate on me after a while and I'd just change it.
Throw the first name Gay in their and now we've got double trouble although I do realise that back then Gay was a perfectly normal name.
Mahadragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It wasnโt so much that Gay was a normal name because it wasnโt common. Back in the day, โgayโ meant โhappyโ. But yea, that would be a terrible name today to be Gay Hitler.
Geminii27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Admittedly, Happy Hitler would be pretty weird, too.
just__meh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Only if he was chronically depressed.
InteriorEmotion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:05:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like having the name hitler would hold you back in life. Similar to how people with easy to pronounce names are statistically more likely to get call backs for job interviews.
AnomalousAvocado ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wait until you meet Martin Luther King Hitler.
Haber_Dasher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:06:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The more sincerely I imagine you wishing for more well-intentioned Hitlers the funnier this comment gets
JohannesKrieger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:48:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We must reclaim toothbrush mustaches and swastikas for the benefit of future multicolored children all over the place.
MySuperLove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
One could argue that, in taking actions to change their names, they were playing a more active role in the shaping of their own destiny. "Make your own destiny," if anything, would seem to argue more for changing it than not.
Mahadragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Happens all the time. Jacob Cohen changed his name to Rodney Dangerfield and never looked back.
posts_lindsay_lohan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah well... people are also fucking retarded.
I remember reading about a woman named "Linda Tripp" who was constantly getting death threats and ended up losing her job back in the late 90s. She had nothing to do with the actual "Linda Tripp" of Monica Lewinski fame.
suppow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, how about that mustache now? Time to reclaim it yet?
tabernumse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler is a pretty cool name actually. Kinda shitty that one guy managed to ruin it for everyone.
DoktahManhattan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good for them
CptnFabulous420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they can bring back toothbrush moustaches and those fabulous uniforms. Y'know, after you get rid of the swastikas and stuff.
-ordinary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Aside from the fact that some of them are apparently active Nazis...
Adirondackian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Make your own dentistry
puppiadog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, if we lived in a perfect world. Unfortunately, people are mostly closed minded and full of negativity bias. This guy could cure cancer and most people will concentrate on his last name only.
onefinedjentleman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, and let's take back the Charlie Chaplin!
M0dusPwnens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not so sure.
Obviously we shouldn't hold it against people who merely share an infamous name. And I don't imagine many do.
But at the same time, there are good reasons to always say the name in a hushed and horrified tone. There's a good reason to have these cultural practices that remind us of the horror and, especially, these practices that other people can observe - practices that communicate to other people that society remembers, that we're all in agreement that this should be remembered and we need to be cautious so it doesn't happen again.
Some cultural practices to remind people, to teach people about genocide are probably a good thing on the whole. And practices like these teach it in a much more real way, a more visceral reminder than merely seeing a description of the Holocaust in a history book. Unspoken cultural practices like saying the name in a hushed and horrified tone are a lot more powerful than someone just explicitly saying "The Holocaust was bad, we should be cautious so it doesn't happen again".
That it means people are occasionally nervous about saying a rare name (and even so, few would actually hold the name against someone) seems like a pretty small price to pay for that reminder. Even if people changed their name, that seems a very small price to pay for keeping the warning alive in our cultural practices and not just our history books.
EdokinAran ยท 682 points ยท Posted at 00:57:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Call him Voldemort, Harry. Always use the properย nameย for things.ย Fear of a nameย increasesย fearย of the thing itself." - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
superking2 ยท 193 points ยท Posted at 01:22:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I always loved that string of names.
My name is Veneric Maldravius Jorester Bobby McTandrinum
jl55378008 ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 02:12:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Call me Andy Brandy Casagrande IV.
classicalySarcastic ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 02:19:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill you.
soylentcoleslaw ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 02:31:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lighten up, Francis
classicalySarcastic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:47:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You just made the list. /s
CultistLemming ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:42:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/TUy8Hs9.jpg
Ameisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is he gonna get the clamps?
classicalySarcastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's jamping for a clamping!
UpsAndDownsNeverEnd ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:20:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How tough can he be with a name like Francis?
Redditscott ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 02:31:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Iโm going to fucking spell it out for you FRANCIS.
Foxlust ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:04:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WADE FUCKING WILSON! WELL HELLO GORGEOUS
Ameisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I just had a vision of Deadpool vs Clamps. Then again, Zoidberg beat Clamps... so...
Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out?
classicalySarcastic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:48:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Reference to Stripes
PM___ME___DREAMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Also relates to Futurama
classicalySarcastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:38 on March 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And Deadpool now that you mention it.
vanillaacid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And please, donโt call me Shirley.
arborcide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
YOU WANT THE CLAMPS?!
TargusNazg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Speak up Francis, your voice got all muffled from your head being so far up your ass!
CDBaller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shirley you can't be Sirius!
RobVegan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can I touch you at least ?
JohannesKrieger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Travis
thecaptainjesus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:25:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Francis
Walkabeast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:57:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well....some people call me Maurice
Thezanlynxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Call me Paul Bob Page.
hiperson134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorites from the worst name contest.
thebochman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Conner and my middle-name is Angus
grubas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but we donโt spell shit right. Patrick Owen? Yeah ok.
Trips-Over-Tail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sir Lord Walter Frederic Arthur Fotherington Smythe III
TheXarath ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:57:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think the random โBrianโ in there is what makes it hilarious
lutefiskeater ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:29:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-Paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke
BlazeFaia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a coincidence! My monkey's name is Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Balmung Fezalion Isaac Schneider San Bun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta San Bun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara๏ปฟ Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raa-yuu Yuuteimiyaouki Mukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru
In English, he has the very respectable name of a true celebrity, Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the Life of Shin-Chanโs Two-Day-Old Underwear Balmung Fezalion Isaac Schneider 1/3 True Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish This Is A Different Dogfish, Iโm Talking About The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Runny Diarrhea.
He's a good monkey.
Mcjirnirs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:57:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody makes a fool of Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramรญrez
coredumperror ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:06:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone who gets that references gets a cookie. No googling.
grubas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did you type that out? Because thereโs NO way I could replicate that.
I need guns now.
coredumperror ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly, no. I was reminded of the name by this long name thread, and went looking for somewhere to copy it from.
thehistorybeard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:43:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is fantastic. Every time I read it I get cracked up by a different name. Somebody had a blast coming up with that.
coredumperror ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now imagine it being spoken by a Japanese voice actor trying to put on an Italian accent. :)
phraps ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:28:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Zorzarix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Anti-AliasingAlias ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:07:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I miss Tomb Kings :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Third.
DigThatFunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fond of Ferrari Templeton the Third
khaosdragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the Third
ChadMcChadiusDuChad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I go by Chad.
MythOfLight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hi my name is Ebony Darkโness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (thatโs how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u donโt know who she is get da hell out of here!). Iโm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because heโs a major fucking hottie. Iโm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. Iโm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where Iโm in the seventh year (Iโm seventeen). Iโm a goth (in case you couldnโt tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
tydalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kiefer Sutherland's full name is "Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland"
Cakepufft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:57 on March 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hello little Timmy, my name is Riled Jorester McForester
wilsonspaulding ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/blacknflplayernames
Camoral ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:50:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically enough, saying his actual name gave Voldemort an advantage. Always thought that was funny.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:06:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So why not call him Tom? Or Tom Riddle? I mean Voldemort was the name he gave himself. If everyone knew Voldemort's name was Tom, I bet no one would be afraid.
"Awww did Lil' Tommy throw another temper-tantrum"
hankhillforprez ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:13:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At least in the movie for Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore does. Voldemort is attacking Harry at the Ministry, and Dumbledore appears through one of the Floo portals, and as he walks out, says โIt was a mistake for you to come here tonight, Tomโ.
I donโt think that line was in the book, and I thought it was a pretty good addition.
Geminii27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. 'Voldemort' sounds like a supervillain codename - which I suppose it is.
Although the Wizarding World had slightly different ideas about what kinds of names sounded normal to them; perhaps 'Voldemort' came across to them no stranger than we'd consider something like 'Dakota' or 'North'.
Aeonoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe so, but it does basically mean "Lord ViolenceDeath". It sounds like it was made up by an edgy teen, which is exactly what happened in-universe!
Aoloach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it be French for "Flight of/from Death" ? Vol de mort.
Aeonoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking "Vold" from Danish or Norwegian. Having it all be from one language makes more sense, though.
payday_vacay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bc people who said that shit generally got killed by him ya know. Dumbledore and fucking harry potter got away with more shit than most
Furoan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think people would be plenty afraid of the guy who was killing and torturing people by the truckload. Not everybody has Harry Potterโs plot armor.
Crowbarmagic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:09:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
These are pretty wise words and all, but Voldemort put this curse on his name which lets him know the location of the person who said it, so in a practical sense it turned out to be bad advice.
Geminii27 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:39:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'd bet Hogwarts was shielded against that. Not to mention that such a curse isn't worth much if everyone is saying 'Voldemort' all the time. It'd just be a fog of thousands of impressions every second.
In fact, I wonder if it'd be possible to have a cheap, mass-produced spell (or even just something like a two-cent sound chip) trigger the 'here I am' effect. Scatter them over every wizarding house, building, and traffic route.
Crowbarmagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wondered this as well, but hey, Rowling wrote it, not me. Not sure how it works exactly.
GreenFriday ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:45:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If everyone is saying it, then yes. But get enough people to stop, and the ones remaining are important enough to pay attention to.
Crowbarmagic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I understand that's the idea. It was /u/Geminii77 that said it isn't worth it, and doubted it's possible.
Milhouse_is_a_meme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't he put curses on other words? I wonder if you could spam him by recording it and playing the recording over multiple devices.
Asquil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I guess his name was the one word he had power over.
Also I doubt the recording would work - it would just repeat sounds. When a person says it, that has meaning. I think.
patkgreen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:53:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
-michael scott
BobTheSkrull ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What if it's a fear of really long or hard to pronounce names?
KimJongIlSunglasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Call him big Voldemort cuz he got a big Voldemort.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That one really bit them in the ass though
UsePasswordNamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's why Albus always said BBC full-out.
M0dusPwnens ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I really loved Harry Potter, but I always thought that was a particularly dumb part of it.
People weren't afraid to talk about Voldemort. People talked about him pretty freely in the books. They just used a different name, and maybe a more hushed tone.
It wasn't cowardice or fear, it was a way of reinforcing society's rejection of Voldemort and his ideology. Honestly, in a lot of cases it was more courageous than saying his name would have been - by saying He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named or whatever, you were affirming to everyone who was listening that you thought what he did and what he stood for were uniquely horrible. That means a lot more than calling him Voldemort just like the Death Eaters do.
Hypothesis_Null ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:22:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was pretty definitely fear.
Otherwise people wouldn't wince, stutter or otherwise be completely thrown off at its utterance - they'd just look on disapprovingly.
You seem to forget he literally went around kidnapping and murdering people in the night in a reign of terror.
M0dusPwnens ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's not what I was trying to get at. I mean, very literally, that they weren't afraid to talk about him, at least not like they were afraid to use his name.
The way they spoke his name in hushed tones, using different names for him, definitely involved fear, but they weren't afraid to talk about him, just to use the name Voldemort when doing so. The taboo was against saying that particular name, not simply referring to him - the taboo didn't extend to other names for him. If there was a taboo against talking about him in general, it was much weaker than the taboo against his name - people didn't react to mention of You-Know-Who like they did against saying the name.
They weren't just silent, erasing all memory of the horrors. If there were a taboo against referring to Voldemort at all, that would be bad, but they just used a different name to talk about him. And my point is that while it may seem like a reaction driven by fear (and in large part it probably was), if you look at the actual effect of the taboo against the name, what they ended up doing was signalling agreement about societal norms to one another and reinforcing the condemnation of Voldemort and what he did and represented.
I definitely don't. In a sense that's what I'm trying to say: by enacting this ritual around his name neither do any of them. They constantly remember the terrible things he did, the fear, etc. That's a very visceral reminder, it's a very visceral way to make sure everyone's on the same page that what happened was terrible and should never be repeated. It's a clear, constant reminder that his ideology was dangerous. It's much more powerful for people to see that near-universal cultural practice, to see everyone refusing to so much as say the name, than it would be for someone to simply say aloud that what he did was bad. There's a big difference between a thing that most people would agree to if asked and an idea so universal that it's built into cultural practices, so universal that we don't merely say it, we take actions that presuppose it.
If you didn't know a character and they said his name aloud, you would immediately wonder whether maybe they weren't so condemnatory towards him. But everyone who refused to use his name was signalling that they did condemn him. They did not view him as an ideological ally. It might be driven by fear, but I don't think cowardice is the only thing worth considering here.
Look at the similar taboos surrounding Hitler and you can see what I mean: there have been many genocides carried out under many people, but the taboos and practices that surround Hitler and the Holocaust in our culture serve as a much stronger reminder of the lessons about genocides than the others do for most people. And following those taboos is a way to signal that you agree. If someone doesn't follow them, you wonder if it might be because they don't condemn it. Maybe they have another reason, maybe they're trying to take some iconoclastic stand, but if you do follow the taboo, there's no ambiguity, and the mutual belief in the horrors and danger of the Holocaust is strengthened. Speaking in hushed tones is not the same thing as silence, and it doesn't have the same effect.
Maybe a better way to put it would be that fear is good. We should be afraid of the possibility of people like Voldemort. We should be wary and careful. We should bear in mind how he managed to get people on his side, gain power, and what he did with it. Remembering that is not cowardice. We shouldn't be cripplingly afraid to the point of non-action, but we should be afraid to the point of action. It would be counterproductive to be afraid to the point of never talking about Voldemort, but it isn't necessarily counterproductive if you're willing to talk about him, to take action, but in a way that reminds us all of the horrors we can't allow to be repeated.
You could definitely argue that treating the name normally, not doing anything special with it, might make him seem less special and therefore more easily defeated, and thus make similar figures seem more easily defeated, and maybe that's a good tradeoff, maybe that's worth giving up a more potent reminder of the dangers he represented. But I don't think it's nearly as obvious as it's made out to be, and I don't think it's a simple question of bravery versus cowardice.
FeatheredSun ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 00:32:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At least his name wasn't Michael Bolton.
eric-sb ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 02:13:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the tale...
BreakThatPower ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 02:18:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
of Captain Jack Sparrow
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 02:59:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
TetrisTech ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 03:24:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
On the seven seas
sharkbait_oohaha ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:25:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
KIERA KNIGHTLY
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:39:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He donated marrow
cantlurkanymore ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:01:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:21:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no...
BanMeBabyOneMoreTime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:02:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The worst pirate anyone ever heard of.
emperorchiao ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:32:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But you have heard of him!
data3three ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:39:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There was nothing wrong with that name... Until I was about twelve years old, and that no talent ass-clown became famous, and started winning Grammy's!
rxFMS ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:48:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mike
bipolarbear21 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What's you're favorite song by him?
BlackKidGreg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:22:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Any relation to the Singer Bolton? Whats your favorite song by him?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
thatvoicewasreal ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:02:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
--Michael Scott
ztpurcell ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:13:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Talentless hack
TheSamsonOption ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:31:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No talent ass-clown.
itznimitz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:04:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or Elton John.
Patrickd13 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:08:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I named them, big deal. Does that make it ok for them to come in and steal your children"
The name is just the straw, im sure the Moustache, tattoos, Nazi clothing and probable poor living conditions also didnt help.
flyonthwall ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:55:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yeah i like how this trailer had a bunch of people who were sad because they were being bullied just because of their last name... and then theres a literal fucking neonazi trying to get in on the sympathy train too.
lol, no bud, fuck you
putzandgoober ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No sympathy for you, next!
natman2939 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:56:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For virtually any name in the world I would agree but Hitler has got to be the exception.
It says something that your name is so controversial they made a documentary about it
benk4 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:18:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I respect the hell out of them. I would have changed my name quick.
GroovingPict ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:43:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thats all well and good in theory, but thats not how the world works. If your name is Hitler, you are going to get people's attention because of it. And it's never going to be good, it's at best going to be not bad. Applying for a PR position? Yeah I think maybe we'll hire the guy who doesnt have the same name as the most hated man of the 20th century. You arent gonna find many Rinnans or Quislings in Norway, and you arent gonna find many Adolfs born after 1945 in the world in general.
NoMoreNicksLeft ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel sympathy, but if he thinks he can salvage the surname...
JerHat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Come on... just change your name so you don't have to have that conversation literally every time you tell someone your name.
I get it, Adolf Hitler was a massive piece of shit and you shouldn't be judged because of what he did. However, not changing your name out of is just being stubborn. No matter what any Hitler does, the Hitler name will never be redeemed, and honestly, it probably shouldn't be.
The_Original_Gronkie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:09:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Okay Dad, that's fine, but did you really have to name me Gay?
hollyock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt know about that words and names get ruined by their connotations. You canโt disassociate the name from such a terrible genocide. Iโd have changed it out of respect for the 6m Jews and others who were killed.
Th3_Shr00m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, imagine if Hitler was named "Smith".
macjpm13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was why Dumbledore called You Know Who Voldemort
Aussie-Nerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Voldemort!
GoldenGonzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that guy sounds like he really needs to blow his nose.
AnorexicBuddha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
On the other hand, you better be completely straight-laced, because if you ever make it to a courtroom, Gay Hitler is going down.
twol3g1t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Neat quote but it's not even close to saying the same thing.
cheddarfever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers
Meet the Hitlers
Theyโre a well-respected family
AfroKing23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They on that Order of the Phoenix shit. Breaking the hitler taboo
uss1701jb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Title of the documentary sounds like the Chappelle skit "The Nigger Family" about a family of white people with the last name Nigger
justajunior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is like one of those uncanny-valleys but IRL. Was that a skit? Is it a real documentary? Who knows!
AdmiralSkippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's like people named Adolph.
Nothing wrong with the name. One guy just happened to be a massive asshole.
If we stopped naming our kids based on who's an asshole we'd have no more Chads or Kevins.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for that. I hate how one asshole can influence the future like that.
Id hate to have some crazy dictator take my name in the future and suddenly all [REDACTED] are now seen as edgy assholes. He doesn't own a name.
HolyFruitSalad_98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Fear of the name increases fear of the thing itself"
-Dumblydore
Khnagar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's also quite a few people in the US with Quisling as their family name.
BearBryant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โMan that hitler guy sounds like a pretty standup dude.โ
Things I never thought I would say for 400, Alex.
fscottnaruto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Given too much credit? Maybe Im having just a sudden, personal reaction, but he deserves the credit.
StephenSchleis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did anybody watch that video? Nobodyโs going to comment about the people glorifying the swastika and tattooing it on their necks? Were they named Hitler also? Iโm very confused by why nobody is mentioning the obvious Nazis being humanized.
mattmonkey24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:37:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There is some discussion here
and I agree with them, he shouldn't be on this pity train. He is a neo-nazi trying to flex his "freedom of speech" by trying to normalize hate speech and condemning children to poor living conditions and hateful and anti-Semitic names. Pretty awful guy imo
griftertm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Meet the Hitlers... sounds like a 90โs sitcom from ABCโs TGIF lineup
OffMyMedzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Meet the Hitlers sounds like a sitcom.
Speaking of Hitler and sitcoms, a real show called Heil Honey I'm Home was actually created and greenlit. It was canceled after one episode though, apparently viewers found it distasteful.
amjhwk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol at the neonazi going full hitler in that video
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
To be honestly and utterly fair, he probably has the most reason of any neo-Nazi out there.
ocean365 ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 02:24:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is today Office Space day????
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8000jb/i_make_teeny_tiny_paper_characters_enjoy_the/
CPGFL ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:45:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When you're an adult, every work day is Office Space day.
pjabrony ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:43:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.
turtleeatingalderman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:33:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you're gonna get your ass kicked saying something like that.
jbg89 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:46:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was showing on Comedy Central in the East Coast.
Charles_the_Hammer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yesterday too. It's possible I've watched it twice already
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:43:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Could be that thread inspired the comment in this one. The timing works.
ocean365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
just making sure
filemeaway ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:30:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol Office Space is referenced on reddit every single day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well excuse me for not being familiar with the global goings on of reddit, mr filemeaway in a folder. I'll have you know I have lots of big words I could pull out to simulate a submission worthy of iamverysmart, so don't you get all fresh with me. I could be an internet tough guy if I really wanted to, don't think I couldn't!
Nixplosion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was the post above this on my feed
ocean365 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
samesies
GuidoZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thankfully, every day is an Office Space day.
t-poke ยท 903 points ยท Posted at 02:04:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There was nothing wrong with that name until that no-talent assclown started killing Jews.
a_huge_Hassle__Hoff ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 02:51:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For those of you who live in a box and haven't seen the greatest movie of all time.
ocean365 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:45:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You know, the nazis had pieces of flair they made the jews wear
Durzo_Blint ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:35:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, most of us live in giant boxes.
altiuscitiusfortius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:19:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh thank you for reminding me. I thought he was referencing Happy Endings at first. Such a good show.
Penny Hartz-Hitler.
And then Elisha Cuthbert with the
0jews.Such a good show. One of my favourite episodes.
bizmah ยท 405 points ยท Posted at 02:15:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hold up. I'm a Jew and after seeing some of those paintings, even I can't say the man wasn't talented. He sure was. Too bad he didn't go to art school.
werbrerder ยท 254 points ยท Posted at 02:33:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He could of become a great flower painter but he took the easy path
boblablaugh ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 02:51:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ken M?
Firecycle ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:55:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dolt
presariov2000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:42:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Vulgarity is the fool's fig leaf
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:53:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
GOOD point
PhDinGent ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:59:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We are all painters on this blessed day.
glorioussideboob ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:44:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*on this blessed day
PhDinGent ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:48:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I knew I forgot something.
WestCoastBestCoast01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:11:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF
Spiderbeard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:53:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Speak for yourself.
Technical_Machine_22 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:32:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Could have :)
glorioussideboob ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:44:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's a quote ya dingus
grandpagangbang ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:06:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Grammar nazi.
chooxy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He could of become a great Redditor but he took the easy path
CognitivelyDecent ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:47:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Cmon.
kdax52 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!isbot u/Technical_Machine_22
Technical_Machine_22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:58:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No u
CognitivelyDecent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There is a 82% chance Technical_Machine_22 is a robort. And a damn sexy one at that
Boop bort Iโm not a bot.
Crowbarmagic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The problem is tons of artists can do that though.
JADalgo ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:10:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:09:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
YourFavoriteBandSux ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:56:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's a common and enduring myth.
EndOfNight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"can't get ze fucking trees..! Damn, i vill everyone in ze world!"
-Eddie izzard
complimentarianist ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:45:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
have* :-x
werbrerder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
it's how the KenM post goes
Damon_Bolden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Im sitting here trying to watercolor some cute bunnies to display for Easter and doing no genocide at all. When did I screw up my career so terribly? I knew I should have started murdering ethnic minorities when I was getting going. THANKS FOR NOTHING PROFESSORS
CognitivelyDecent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I blame hitlers art teacher joesph goerbels
[deleted] ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 02:22:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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codeki ยท 247 points ยท Posted at 02:27:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, he wasn't accepted because the entrance committee disliked his "old-fashioned" style.
wxsted ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 03:07:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As far as I know it was because teachers thought he didn't have enough level in painting, but they suggested him to go for architecture. This is the Academy of Fine Arts of Vienna we're talking about and very few people got into it.
QuadraticCube ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:42:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard they didn't accept him because as part of the entrance requirements you have to be able to sketch the human body and human figures and he wasn't good at it which is why none of his paintings have people in them. He was only really good at buildings and landscapes.
theferrit32 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:18:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And dogs
https://m.imgur.com/6ZYxy8j
fatpat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Blondi! โค
CrazedHyperion ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 06:43:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me he didn't know how to draw a dick, or a pussy, come on, even grade schoolers know how to do that.
PikaV2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the correct answer.
Source: currently reading Mein Kampf.
viperfan7 ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 02:44:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Looking at some of his paintings, none of the windows even come close to being lined up with themselves.
He had zero sense of perspective.
Jason_OT ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 02:58:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Some would argue this failing followed him throughout life.
Ryuubu ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:31:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant
dx27 ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 02:48:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's why he wanted to get in an art school :)
vanostran ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:23:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And now any loser can go to art school. Isn't it ironic?
CrazedHyperion ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:44:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How many losers go to Vienna Art School? I'll bet they are STILL quite selective.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 07:35:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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dx27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the info, I've never been to an art school so I didn't know. I remember practicing different perspective techniques (one-point, two-point, foreshortening and all that stuff) in art classes in high school though.
oodsigma ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:33:38 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah this guy's just very wrong. You absolutely don't "feel" prospective, you learn it. That's why nobody "felt" themselves into (good) perspective till math got involved in the renaissance.
jub-jub-bird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:45 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just no (source... went to art school. Of course they taught us about perspective)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:14 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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jub-jub-bird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:24 on February 27, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, they taught us how perspective works not how to "feel" perspective. Of course you don't normally get out a ruler and put dot's on the canvas for the vanishing points but you do know, not "feel", how it works so that when you're drawing from observation you can tell exactly how you got it wrong and how to fix it... or if you choose not to do so it's intentional.
WoddleWang ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 02:49:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well aren't art schools supposed to help you improve and work on your weak areas?
He did some pretty decent art, probably would've come out with some damn good skills had he been accepted.
gynlimn ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 03:04:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, are we blaming an art school for the holocaust?
Mozu ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 03:05:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If the paintbrush fits
mustafabot ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:08:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Judging by what this generation does with sharpies that's a question that was probably answered quite frequently in those days.
PerishingSpinnyChair ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:08:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was widely accepted.
Konekotoujou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:50:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, what I'm saying is maybe there is a god, but he's a real art lover.
wxsted ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 03:09:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Academy of Fine Arts of Vienna had (and I assume still has) very high standards. It wasn't your normal local acadmey of arts.
impy695 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:17:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's like Julliard. You don't go there to become a good musician. You already have to be one to get in. You go to become great.
Hell, great may even be the threshold to get in.
Matasa89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pushing the pinnacle of the field requires such efforts, unfortunately.
Hitler was a decent painter, but he would not have advanced liberal arts itself.
He could've been a very good architectural designer, however, seeing as he does have an eye for that, and once he took power, he did went on to design several buildings, so he actually has a portfolio of sorts to show off...
But, he was already living a life full of misfortunes at that point, and it was simply one more pebble in the road for him to trip over... until one day he fell into that prison cell, and started absorbing Aryan supremacy propaganda.
The rest, as they say... is history.
godisanelectricolive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Academy of Fine Arts suggested that Hitler apply to the architecture program instead but he didn't meet the basic requirements because he dropped out of high school at age 16 and never got his diploma. In hindsight, his mother really should have told Adolf to stay in school and have a realistic back-up plan in place in case his dream of becoming a great artist didn't work out.
He was too proud and stubborn to finish his secondary education so he just tried to become an artist anyways, selling postcards and paintings on the street hoping that his talent would be recognized by some would-be patron while living in homeless shelters and men's hostels.
jarde ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:18:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's art school, not painting school.
Painting a house or a fruitbowl just makes you a painter, not an artist. It's about unique ideas and the execution. This school probably had tons of people applying who painted just basic stuff like he does. There's no idea being convayed, no thinking behind it. Just a house.
Benaholicguy ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 02:57:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As another Jew, I think people really give him shit about his art just because he was a horrible man. He was a horrible person, but ignoring that, he was a good artist. I won't let who he is influence how I think of some art. Even if he is... Adolf Hitler himself.
viperfan7 ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 04:10:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler wasn't awful by any means, just not that great
manic_eye ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 04:20:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
viperfan7 ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 04:23:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There you go
Yodiddlyyo ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 09:10:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the best in recent times actually.
skibble ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:16:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If only they actually linked the context, like it says to in Rule 2.
Benaholicguy ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:19:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I just think people tend to view his art more critically than, say, an American president of whom they approved.
Sandwich247 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:34 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I remember my English teacher saying that they were objectively terrible, and anyone who said otherwise was wrong.
She wasn't very great. Didn't believe me when I said bananas are the most naturally radioactive fruit.
TwoManyHorn2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:27:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He was an OK artist, kinda formulaic, not bad if you like that sort of thing. Of course, I can't draw real good so who am I to speak.
DKN19 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:14:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good for you, but I'm pretty vindictive. If there's a terrible human being, I would take pleasure in shitting on that person in every conceivable way.
ryry1237 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:47:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He probably would've had much more success painting people rather than buildings.
Discuslover129 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:36:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paintings_by_Adolf_Hitler#/media/File%3AAdolf_Hitler_-_Wien_Oper.jpg
Those windows seem to line up pretty well.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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penguin_kingdom ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:15:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would literally die trying to play in the NFL. I can still tell that the Browns are a bad team.
Anti-AliasingAlias ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:12:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just because I can't cook doesn't mean I can't recognize bad cooking.
Pinapplewhisperer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He was a pretty good cook too.
viperfan7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't, hell no
manic_eye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can see what theyโre saying in the Courtyard painting.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:55:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler's paintings, especially his later ones, were actually pretty good, especially someone who hasn't even had a formal art education. Hitler thought the person who denied him was a Jewish professor and eventually he ended up being in what equated to a homeless shelter. If Hitler was able to land a solid job or get accepted into art school, it's likely the Holocaust wouldn't have happened
st_griffith ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:07:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly effect
PM_ME_UR_SMILE_GURL ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:44:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They are the real monsters.
imasexypurplealien ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:16:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
the art school rejected him and told him to go do architecture instead. They didnโt reject him cause of his old-fashioned style.
Antonis427 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:04:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was unfortunate that, in his local dialect, 'architecture' meant 'KILL ALL JEWS!'
JohannesKrieger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:00:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This explains why he hated "degenerate art" so much.
ChaosWolf1982 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:30:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He applied to an art school in Vienna and was rejected... twice.
Benaholicguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder how they feel about starting World War II
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 02:36:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He did because he wasnโt great. If you donโt know very much about art they look fine, but theyโre sort of lifeless and he misses a few technical details.
Take this painting for example. If you look at the windows facing to the west, youโll see that most of them are pointed straight out rather than the direction the building is facing. The details on everything outside of the building is minimal at best, which isnโt uncommon for architectural drawings like this but to me it does distract a little. I donโt know whatโs going on with that shadow in the foreground.
Beyond that thereโs just no life in the painting. The colours are these murky browns that donโt convey much feeling and the people almost look like theyโre stamped onto the canvas.
Is the painting bad? No, not really... in fact Iโm being a little harsher to it than I perhaps should be, but thereโs just nothing to it beyond some decent technical proficiency. A student could perform at this level in just a few years. Itโs not really what art schools are looking for.
PM_ME_UR_SMILE_GURL ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 02:51:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hell, I see what you're saying but I'd think that, for all it's faults, being able to draw something like that should at least get you into art school. It's not like it's the final exam, it's literally the first step! Fuck do they want, a Picasso?
akskdsl ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:09:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I believe the art school in question was one of the best art schools in the country, and that he wanted to study with a very specific person. Hitler didn't really want to settle for anything less.
It's kinda like, if one was pretty decent at math, would that be enough to get into MIT? No, you'd have to already be one of the best of your generation to get in.
gregorthebigmac ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:14:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, THAT makes sense, and in which case, does put the burden back on him, rather than the school for rejecting him. A couple of my cousins have gone to prestigious art programs, and I know that both of them completed some kind of "normal" art degree before moving on to the more prestigious programs. Did it work like that back then, too? Did he think he could just go around the normal art degree, and go straight for the top? Because if so, then he's even dumber for thinking he could do that.
akskdsl ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:24:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think there were any formal prerequisites like needing a degree, they just needed to evaluate the applicant's work and see if it was good enough to be admitted in. Hitler's wasn't good enough, and he never persisted long enough to reach that point.
gregorthebigmac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:41:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Right, sorry if I made it sound like I was suggesting that. I don't think there are any formal requirements for the prestigious program my cousins got into either, I think it's like you said. You just have to be good enough to get in. I remember my cousins saying there were a very small number of seats available each year for this program, and they had to submit their portfolios, and wait to find out if they were accepted.
I haven't really looked into it, so I have no idea what kind of art training/education Hitler went through--if any--prior to applying at that Vienna school, but it sounds like he would have benefited from going through some kind of "normal" art program before applying at this prestigious one, much the same way my cousins did.
godisanelectricolive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:34:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler had no formal artistic training, his father, Alois, sent him to a technical school rather a school with a classical curriculum, meaning low emphasis on the arts and humanities, because Alois wanted Adolf to become a customs officer like him. Adolf was very angry with his father for that and when his father died when he was 16, he dropped out of school. His lack of a high school diploma prevented him from entering the architecture program which might have suited him better because of his eye for architectural detail and talent for drawing buildings.
He basically had absolutely no career plan or employable skills at that point, he lived at home with his mother until 1907, when he was 18 and decided to move to Vienna with his best friend August "Gustl" Kubizek, who dreamed of becoming a composer (the two bonded while jostling for standing room at a Wagner opera). Kubizek's father wanted him to stay in their hometown of Linz to takeover the family upholstery business but young Adolf managed to convince Mr. Kubizek to allow the two boys to move to the capital where they shared a studio apartment.
Once they arrived, Adolf applied to the Academy of Fine Arts and was rejected while Gustl applied to the equally prestigious Vienna Conservatory and was accepted immediately. Adolf was too embarrassed to admit the truth and pretended to be admitted while he applied and took the entrance exam a second time. After his second rejection, Adolf abruptly broke off contact with his friend. It was soon after he was rejected from art school twice when his beloved mother, Klara, died in December 1907 from cancer, cutting Adolf off from his allowance. Now penniless, Hitler survived by selling watercolours and postcard as well as occasional manual labour.
Hitler lived in various homeless shelters at this time, and while at the Meldemannstraรe Men's Dormitory, he met a guy called Reinhold Hanisch with whom he formed a business partnership. Hitler painted and Hanisch sold the paintings, often to a Jewish frame dealer called Jakob Altenberg who used Hitler's painting as frame fillers. The two of them eventually had a fight when Hitler accused Hanisch of stealing the profits and Hanisch retaliated by just painting postcards and watercolours by himself.
After Hitler became fuhrer, Hanisch produced a number of painting which he passed of Hitler originals and when Hitler discovered this, he sent Hanisch to prison where he died in 1937. Hanisch also wrote a memoir about memories of Hitler which was published after his death in 1939 in which he wrote: "He (Hitler) was never an ardent worker, was unable to get up in the morning, had difficulty in getting started, and seemed to be suffering from a paralysis of the will."
gregorthebigmac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Fascinating read. Thanks!
godisanelectricolive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:05:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
One more young Hitler in Vienna fact, he also had a business partnership with another resident of the homeless shelter called Josef Greiner. They tried to sell leftover paste from Hitler's painting as antifreeze door to door, they did it in the Summer so people wouldn't find out until months later.
When Hitler came into power, like many of other early acquaintances, he tried to cash in by writing a book called His Struggle and Victory: A Memoir of Adolf Hitler, in which he said his old roommate is a "genius" and "messiah". He sent a copy of the book to Hitler, Goring, Goebbels, and Mussolini but Hitler ordered the manuscript to be pulped immediately. He also asked to be made the head of Economic Ministry on account of his business acumen but he only got himself blacklisted from joining the Nazi Party.
After the war, Greiner tried to use his rejected Nazi Party membership as proof that he was a heroic resistance fighter and wrote a book called The End of the Hitler Myth which he sent to Stalin. He also offered his services as a negotiator to improve German-Soviet relations. The book is completely full of lies and highly unlikely salacious assertions that doesn't hold up to scrutiny. For example he claimed Hitler lived in Vienna a year before he arrived in the city and claimed that he tried to rape a model he was painting, despite the fact Hitler only painted landscapes and never people. He also claimed that Hitler faked his death and escaped Berlin by plane.
gregorthebigmac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, lol. Birds of a feather, eh? Shitbags find other shitbags.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:16:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I didnโt explain it all that well in that comment.
Basically, they wanted more creativity, symbolism, and emotion. Painting is a creative enterprise, not a practical one, and Hitler painted without that.
DinoGorillaBearMan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:06:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It reminds me of the first mage quest in skyrim. When they ask you to cast some basic ass spell when it should be some complicated stuff and then you learn even crazier better stuff.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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theosssssss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At the point where you come in a lot of trouble with Winterhold (the place where the College of Winterhold, basically wizard school) caused most people to hate or at least be afraid of magic, so I think that it kinda makes sense plot-wise for them to recruit anyone with at least a little bit of aptitude and interest for magic, although its probably just that way so players arent put off from becoming a mage.
DinoGorillaBearMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well it's the college of winterhold. But I thought it was dumb that the only thing you has to do was cast one single spell basically.
Matasa89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Skyrim isn't renowned for it's quality mages.
Matasa89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At the point I went there, I was already throwing around Master level magic for fun, with buffs that let me cast destruction magic endlessly.
It was... interesting, to say the least.
TheXarath ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:12:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Which windows are the โwestโ ones? Sorry you canโt really tell based on the shadows unless you know what time of day this was supposed to represent. I think. Maybe Iโm dumb.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:14:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, just imagine that the top of the painting is north and youโll see what I mean. I forgot that paintings are meant to represent objects in three dimensions for a second there, lol.
TheXarath ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:17:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No problem. I really donโt have an eye for art, so even with that additional information Iโm not sure what Iโm looking for. Are you talking about the windows with statues in them?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm talking about the darker windows in the lower right of the building.
vanillaacid ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:57:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So, your saying that a student could learn to be this good, but then say a school wouldnโt want someone this good; why wouldnโt a school want someone with this level of talent?
Also, he obviously did have some talent, but you say it isnโt great, could be better. Isnโt that the point of going to school, to get better?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:10:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs not that a school wouldnโt want someone with Hitlerโs talents, itโs that his talent was misplaced. He wanted to be a painter but thereโs no creativity in his work. Itโs a little like someone really fast wanting to join the English Premier League despite not knowing much about football.
Painting is meant to be creative, symbolic, and invoke emotions in the veiwer. What Hitler displayed was good architectural skills, but nothing that would lend itself to a painting career. He was advised to become an architect instead, but refused.
cleeder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think we'd all prefer if his talent had remained placed in paintings...
vanillaacid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the reply :)
chris622 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The nicest things I have read about Hitler's artwork are (a) it was on par with something you would see in a waiting area or hotel room, and (b) he had enough talent so that he could have improved as an artist, with training and instructions.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, Iโd agree with those two statements.
Which means he was good enough to have a career in painting if he had really wanted it. Maybe learn to draw faces and go into advertising or something. Really a shame, he could have had such a nice career.
cleeder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:40:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tagging you as "Art Nazi" for future reference.
JustThall ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:44:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Please do a critique of modern art pieces
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol I wish I knew enough about art to critique anything in a gallery. Showing why Hitler got rejected from art school is very different from showing why a Picasso is a masterpiece.
JustThall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No no, Iโm taking about real modern art - pictures drawn with penis as a brush or puke ๐คฎ, feces, whatever
NotJokingAround ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:29:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He was ok with rural scenes, buildings and flowers but he couldnโt paint people for shit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:53:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If you think his paintings are impressive you should see his military strategy
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, he was probably better at painting than most people, and he had a particular knack for landscape paintings of architecture. But the dude could not paint normal-looking human beings to save his life.
Here's one of his architecture paintings.
And here's a painting of Mary holding Jesus. Note Mary's... uh... fin, or whatever that is.
Here's another. Note the non-existent sense of depth.
This one's just a sketch, but it haunts my dreams. Basically yes he was pretty good at landscapes but aside from a few examples, his figure and portrait work was pretty lousy.
pm_good_bobs_pls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me or does baby Jesus look a lot like baby Hitler
https://www.gettyimages.co.nz/detail/news-photo/this-is-a-baby-portrait-of-adolf-hitler-undated-photograph-news-photo/514867548#this-is-a-baby-portrait-of-adolf-hitler-undated-photograph-picture-id514867548
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:28:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's not really that great. Like sure, he can sketch a bit but so can that random shitty street artist on a Parisian street selling cheap watercolors. He's definitely nothing to write home about.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:33:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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grumpenprole ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:52:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
most people entering art school as freshman aren't much
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:54:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He applied for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, not some shitty community art college.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:56:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's true. Even bad people have admirable qualities.
grumpenprole ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:57:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
no one's contending that it was an injustice that he wasn't accepted
Geminii27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He might have have done better with something like a correspondence course.
bizmah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough. I don't art good so I dunno.
GeneralShepard ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Says who? Honestly I like Hitler's paintings better than Picasso's
Dingus_McDoodle_Esq ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:39:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He was a brilliant designer. The art school wanted him to do technical art, but he wanted to do fancy shmancy impressionist art.
His talent for design showed in everything 3rd reich.
Menstrual-Cyclist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:51:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shoulda taken one for the team and let the guy paint, in hindsight.
Dingus_McDoodle_Esq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Should have just treated him like the happy go lucky retarded kid who has the golden attitude and makes everybody happy. We all know he isn't really gonna be an astronaut, but you keep building those lego rockets Tommy!
garbagetruc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The comment you are replying to is a reference to the movie Office Space
Knock0nWood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He had talent but his paintings had no soul. It was always landscapes or buildings.
FurryKnot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He had the composition skills of a banana, he wasn't that good.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:00:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He really wasn't that talented. His work was like hotel art.
TheSamsonOption ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:33:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I celebrate his entire catalogue.
broberds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!
Crowbarmagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Eh.. Those paintings were OK, but in my opinion nothing special. And IIRC the depth perspective is a bit messed up in several places, something which should be fairly basic stuff.
Not bad but not near anything special either.
lucide_nightmare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: Hitler didnt make it i to art school because he did a archetectural watercolors which were not the "in thing" at the time.
Matasa89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was the way he painted.
The style at the time didn't suit him, and looking at his work, you can kinda tell why he was referred to architecture school instead.
Considering how things turned out, he really should've taken the offer.
droidtron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't get him started on his writing career. Yikes.
AnomalousAvocado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey bro I heard you like original Hitlers.
Magnetronaap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's also hard to deny that he had a knack for speeching and uniting people under a common cause.
JohannesKrieger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, though, there was a serious discussion at an Alternate History forum, where it was very likely that Hitler could've been involved in set-design for theater in Austria. He spent too much time in early 1900's version of /pol/ among homeless people in Vienna.
The_Escalator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, they're good but nothing special. His pieces look like they could havd been done by anyone with a painting hobby with enough time.
Camoral ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He painted the Virgin Mary with feces, I thought?
thejazzophone ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 02:23:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh... I guess not enough people have seen the masterpiece that is the office space
spyd3rweb ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:16:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin A...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Peter. Watch out for your cornhole.
zipper0011 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:55:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think a lot of the younger crowd hasnโt seen office space.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:34:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He brainwashed an entire nation and almost won a world war. Call him an evil assclown, but he definitely had a talent.
kennytucson ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:08:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's a rip on a quote from the movie "Office Space", same with the OP comment.
Plsdontreadthis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:59:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The people who supported him were like minded people. They weren't brainwashed. They just needed a leader to follow.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Youโre wrong. People are easily manipulated. If you all of a sudden felt like you were completely alone and isolated in your beliefs you might seriously question your own values.
AnkorBleu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:00:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not going to say he wasn't talented, but almost winning the world war is a stretch.
natman2939 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah people make that sound easy and act like there's just no one evil enough to do it.
There's plenty of evil people, but it takes skill to be good at it (like Wall Street! Heh)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with you.
Doritalos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay or Hitler? Anyway here are some of his works. He was quite talented : https://sobadsogood.com/2013/07/22/25-rarely-seen-artworks-painted-by-adolf-hitler/
ryantwopointo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I told those fudge packers I likes Michael Bolton...
ButternutSasquatch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an Adolf Hilter fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"
t-poke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I almost spit water all over my iPad when I read this. Kudos sir or madame. Now I canโt get the image of Hitler singing When a Man Loves a Woman out of my head.
no_talent_ass_clown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You take that back!
Deradius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He was a highly effective leader.
He led people in the wrong direction, however.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Adolf was a hated warmonger before the Holocaust started and an infamous dictator before the war started.
lesdoggg ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
hitler didn't kill jews
BlindGirlMcSqueezy ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 02:27:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Michael. Your name's Michael? Bolton? Must be a big Michael Bolton fan...
PerInception ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:24:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"You know, you can just call me Mike."
Smiling turns to look of 'you are so fired' on Dr. Cox face....
Morning-Chub ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:12:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I own all of his albums
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I celebrate the guyโs entire catalog. But it must be even harder for you having the same name as him.
The_Sandman014 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:58:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Love this movie so much thank you
Hardlymd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:54:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I celebrate his entire catalog.
Hetch_Hetchy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:42:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I celebrate his entire catalog
d4kkon ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 23:41:12 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just call yourself Mike
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:54:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
back up in that ass with the resurrection
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:53:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why have we never seen Samir in anything else? That guy was awesome
At least we saw Peter again when he went back in time to become a soldier in WWII
turtleeatingalderman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now the funeral is overโฆ
sushiandsacrilege ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:06:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Naga.....Naga....Notgonnaworkhereanymore.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We fixed, the glitch
sushiandsacrilege ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:52:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
PC Load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
shadowbanpegged ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:31:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
my fav movie my homie
JusticeTheTip ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:38:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
RaggetySheist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I read this in George Constanza's voice
pjabrony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the actual source
thesanchelope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is every top comment on the front page right now an office space reference?
mesasone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If there's any justice in the universe, then yes.
minerlj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yeah! also the toothbrush mustache is a perfectly respectable style of mustache! don't let one guy ruin it for the rest of us!
tekjunky75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now I gotta go watch that movie again - thanks
Gaynazidoctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Finally!
westernbakey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Office space nice
kzrsosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Were his parents just fucking with him; I get the last name is set, but whatโs with the double whammy. Itโs like they were daring him to be normal.
80sBadGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Bolton blows.
shawlawoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โWhatโs the big fucking deal? I donโt get it.โ
pveoq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of this video
Phoequinox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How appropriate that the post below this right now is the little paper Milton.
no_talent_ass_clown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Son of a bitch, he stole my line."
Kain_niaK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You last name is Hitler?
"Yes"
Any relation?
"Well, I have a mother!?"
"No I mean, Adolf Hitler"
"Yes, that's her!"
dont__hate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Because: Doctor Gay Hitler That's why you change
SubtleMockery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, Swaim reference in this day and age.
Cheewy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's what one would expect of the GAY HITLER
[deleted] ยท 6815 points ยท Posted at 23:49:24 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's no one in that family who could order pizza, reserve a table or book a taxi.
[deleted] ยท 416 points ยท Posted at 03:36:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I remember an NPR article about people with famous people names who weren't that person. Like Tom Cruise, or Matt Damon. And how it feels to always walk into rooms and restaurants to a bunch of disappointed staff who thought they were going to meet Tom Cruise. Imagine living a life full of strangers who are disappointed to see you.
svrdm ยท 335 points ยท Posted at 04:41:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
meirl
BunnyOppai ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 04:57:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/absolutelynotmeirl
dtlv5813 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Meinirl
milkbong420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:31 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bad case of ras syndrome right there buddy.
Mb12ButFuckedYourMom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pfff.
hilarymeggin ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 04:44:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โSo the four of us were standing around wondering who we would get as our celebrity guest for our golf foursome. And then it hit me. โOh no! I think maybe Iโm supposed to be our celebrity!โ And now Iโm apologizing for being our celebrity golfer.โ
hilarymeggin ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:41:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My friendโs brotherโs name is Michael Phelps. ๐
Bleoox ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:12:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Ryan Lochte believe me
ChickenOverlord ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:10:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Had a high school teacher named Michael Jordan who was white as chalk. Once he was at a basketball game and got picked for one of those half time competitions to win a phone/car/whatever and the crowd freaked out when they announced his name, followed by immediate disappointment
livestrongbelwas ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:26:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm... Matt Damon?
expaticus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgundy?
rookerer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:01:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Used to know an old guy whos name was George Walker Bush. He always got a good laugh out of it.
_invalidusername ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:33:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, technically they did
PM_ME_UR_FRENDSHIP ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:37:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For the interested few
urwaifusabsoluteshit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โAre you any relation to the pop singer?โ
WestCoastBestCoast01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If I marry my boyfriend and take his name Iโll have the same name as a very famous actress. Fuck.
emperorchiao ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:35:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your boyfriend has a girl's name?
spacegirlsaturn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No need to imagine, my friend.
poundfoolishhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have a buddy named Michael Jordan.
It works especially well as heโs a short scrappy white dude.
kayleetrapee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
>imagine
[deleted] ยท 700 points ยท Posted at 02:12:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His username in FPS games is always taken before he has a chance to sign up :(
[deleted] ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 03:01:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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PM___ME___DREAMS ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 03:32:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Shitler?
danielmlipton ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:28:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I canโt upvote this enough times. Literally spit my food out laughing.
๐
COIVIEDY ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:56:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And heโd probably get his name stripped even if he got to it
ButtsexEurope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:05:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Some poor kid from a small town in West Virginia got banned from Xbox Live because because he put on his profile that he was from Fort Gay.
just_trizzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
literally_hitler
[deleted] ยท 6095 points ยท Posted at 23:51:59 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why Not?
First name?
gay
ahhh... last name please?
Hitler
Click.
I concede the point.
rubinass3 ยท 4480 points ยท Posted at 00:15:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"wait, your name is 'Gay Hitler'?"
"Well, Dr. Gay Hitler."
[deleted] ยท 1991 points ยท Posted at 00:24:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't go to evil school for nothing.
Otto_Scratchansniff ยท 349 points ยท Posted at 02:04:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I must impress my professor to be a success
[deleted] ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 02:10:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
With my fabulous style of course.
IpMedia ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 02:34:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/RAKISvE.gif
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:37:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
VOT ZE FOKK ?!
nirvroxx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:21:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yas eez goot zee farfignรผgen.
Jmselz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
flogginze dogginze!?
-life_starts_now- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/retiredgif ?
Pezkolibre ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:41:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
and my juicy soft lips
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:33:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Firecycle ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:56:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In the eyes of this person, whose opinion may worsen
Sakani17 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:05:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If my evil invention's not great
Darthmemer1234 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:58:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Phineas as and Ferb was way better than it had any reason to be. It was such a good show.
nyargleblargle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:48:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey
brickmack ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:35:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey
DresdenPI ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 02:21:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
PhD in Mayhem with a minor in evil floral arrangement
TheSamsonOption ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:39:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly, couldnโt get a job in his field. Settled for selling food to kids at an evil petting zoo.
LeonardoDaVirgin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:33:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ooo, you devil..!
laurabusse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:47:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
O god i am laughing so hard
janinefour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is this from something or am I losing my mind and making it up in my head?
Wanna_make_cash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's from Phineas and Ferb
janinefour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you! I googled but nothing came up and I swore I remembered it.
Drewbox ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 02:42:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โI didnโt go to evil medical school to be called Mr Thankyou very much.โ
waltwalt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:57:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can't help not hear this in Grew's voice.
UDtimburrhog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:08:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
GAY evil school!
Damon_Bolden ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:25:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I went to an all boy's medical school and... things happened. I changed. One day you're fresh out with a bachelor's in biology and the next you're yelling racial slurs and buttfucking your roommate in a 400 year old building. College amiright?"
Hypothesis_Null ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ph.D in Horribleness?
nonangryblackguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay evil art School
dylan2451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Why make trillions when we can make... raises pinky to mouth and zooms in on face billions? "
CodePervert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
All boys evil school
Alchemist_92 ยท 253 points ยท Posted at 01:51:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler sure as shit sounds like the dentist in hell. He's already got the mouth-holding-open devices...
[deleted] ยท 204 points ยท Posted at 02:10:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Open your mouth. Dr. Gay Hitler wants to stick something inside it."
AdorablyOblivious ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 02:41:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Worst porno ever.
wilsonspaulding ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 02:56:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fixed
hsjsjdnsh ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:00:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nine
Thezanlynxer ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:53:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You mean best.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:58:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's what she said.
Mahadragon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:31:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His patients started walking out on him when he demanded they refer to him as โmein Fuhrerโ.
hsjsjdnsh ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:59:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Please. George Washington was my father
Hurricaden ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:21:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's Mr. Professor Dr. Gay Hitler to you
hsjsjdnsh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:01:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Son of george Washington
justarandomgeek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Washingtonson
hsjsjdnsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Odinson
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:23:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm also working on my law degree."
"Oh god...."
"Soon,I'll be Dr. Gay Hitler, Esquire."
Deeker13 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:08:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs just my legal name, nobody has called me by it since the fourth grade.
somerandumguy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:11:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
PLEASE tell me he was a proctologist.
rubinass3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:12:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to say it, but I didn't make up the Dr. part. It's in the article. He was a dentist.
pedrohnj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
actually it's Miss Chanandler Bong
eXXaXion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Makes me sad that Professor Dr. Gay Hitler never came to be.
MARKing90 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:22:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Son of George Washington Hitler
pmadcow ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 01:52:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is a South Park episode right....? Well it should be
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 01:56:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'd shit if there was a South Park episode about my town lol
T-A-W_Byzantine ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 02:16:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You should probably be shitting regularly, it's better for your health.
throwaway034058 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:34:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You should probably avoid confusing "if" with "only if."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fellow logician
schwibbity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iff you say so.
HexicDragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Big dooks in yo ass is bad for your health.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Then eat it to get left over protein.
r/frugal_jerk
FuzzyBacon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:24:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Look at this fat cat, consuming enough calories to defecate.
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 02:22:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm starting to think you're one of the Hitlers, Sexy_Putin69.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:24:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/GRWbIoIR04c
airbornchaos ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:08:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Simpson's did it... ? Or did they, I quit watching the Simpson's around season 12.
Trotskyist ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 02:14:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs crazy that season 12 was closer to the start of the series than it is to now
BunnyOppai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That seems to be how most shows go. I heard Family Guy and Spongebob both took similar routes for their own reasons.
Also, wasn't the start of the show very different than what we're used to? I wanna say it's the pilot that I'm thinking of, but I thought it had the same style for a while.
ThreeFistsCompromise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I keep re-reading your first paragraph, but I just donโt get it. What are you trying to say?
BunnyOppai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That most shows that have like, 10+ seasons take a dip in quality and many extra popular ones seem to eventually get better.
ThreeFistsCompromise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, gotcha. Thanks!
free_my_ninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah and it's too late. All the social commentary would get in the way and they would try to make the jokes smarter than they are.
BoardingGates ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:08:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, I'm the son of George Washington."
DAVasquez- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:17:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic eh Hitler?
somedude224 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:47:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I hope she made lotsa spaghetti
mynewaccount5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:11:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes that was the joke.
Spearmintify ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Next pizza I order Iโm doing that
jroddie4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thank God they can order it online now
Cannux53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's like being named Peter Ian Staker in England.
CollectableRat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello my name us Mrs Hitler and I'd like six pepperoni pizzas please".
grandpagangbang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nerd
Wolfgang7990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โDunkey, what are you doing calling here?โ
helpinghat ยท 564 points ยท Posted at 00:45:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
With a name like that you can't really take any job that includes introducing yourself to strangers either. Being a dentist works out because people already know your name beforehand.
Serialsuicider ยท 459 points ยท Posted at 01:46:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My dentist is literally Hitler. In fact, he is so Hitler he out-hitlers Hitler.
Barron_Cyber ยท 279 points ยท Posted at 02:17:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love having Hitler in my mouth. He has the final solution for tooth decay.
HughJasshole ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 02:20:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Flossing Uber Alles
Fatalchemist ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 02:43:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to my office. I'm Dr. Gay Hitler. Please take a seat in Mein Kampfy chair.
hsjsjdnsh ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:02:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I want him to run for president against hillary so she can say "hes literally hitler!"
HotTyre ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:10:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fucking dying here, and I'm not even jewish
Thisisnotyourcaptain ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:00:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
LordJesterTheFree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:25:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You should say that in the entire thread
mayito35 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:22:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
only for tooth decay?
ChaosWolf1982 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jewth deKKK.
MisterFhister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
MaddogOIF ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:23:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dentist by the name of Tarantino once. I was very concerned about how the visit would turn out.
20000Fish ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:45:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lemme guess, he started off by removing your tooth, THEN he numbed you, and THEN he had you sit in the chair.
It's better than Shyamalan, DDS. It just turned out Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
iamsgod ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:42:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Hitler. Gay Hitler"
NlGHT_CHEESE ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:42:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But you still always hesitate when he smiles and says โgive her some gasโ
BunnyOppai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:56:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In all honesty, it sounds more like he got tired of people pointing out the gassing part.
daisyprincesss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:09:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Receptionist: "Hello, this is Gay, how may I help you?"
brandonstiles663 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:58:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โHi, Iโm Gay!โ
โUh.... ok!โ
โNo no, itโs my name! Gay Hitler!โ
โWhatโs your problem, asshole?!โ
3_Thumbs_Up ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 01:08:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nor create a facebook account.
dval92 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:54:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"My brother drives a cab. Maybe you'll be looking for a cab and hail Hitler one day!"
SensationalSavior ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:24:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I sign "Adolf Hilter" on any and everything that requires a signature that isn't medical or legal. Like, when I sign for credit and stuff. Boom, Hitler.
sopersonicsnail ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 02:17:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well you probably havenโt met the niggar family...
https://youtu.be/Epw0J45X-FI
glad0s98 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:33:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
thanks for making my day
defau2t ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:23:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
:C
BunnyOppai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Which one of us reported the video? Is this a local thing where only some areas can watch it or is YouTube that fast?
sopersonicsnail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs a sketch from the chappelleโs show. Maybe itโs a regional thing
defau2t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's because it is Comedy Central UK. The US Comedy Central yt channel works for me. Weird little thing.
Kill404E ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can't stop laughing ๐
CleverColleen ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:32:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Circleville is a small town; most people know each other, so this isn't such an issue, assuming they're doing those things in town. Multiple people in my family live on Hitler Rd.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:47:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
CleverColleen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:09 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can't find my address file to check!
MissSara13 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:43:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I had a Hittler family that frequented a restaurant that I worked at as a teen. The father always made sure to point out that it was Hittler with two ts. Very nice people with an unfortunate last name.
WhskyTngoFxtrt_in_WI ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:19:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Hitler, party of 4!"
Whole restaurant goes dead silent.
I may actually try this some day!
ChaosWolf1982 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:33:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At least they're not named Donner.
Nobody would be able to live down calling for the Donner Party...
akpth ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:14:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
More like party of nein.
batmanisntsuper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:04:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thought this said "book a nazi"
kzrsosa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:04:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Every call is a prank call with the right name.
OrphanDevour ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:39:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I use a different fake name everytime I do those, in a town where everyone knows my actual name.
This is how I found out about the band Dr.Acula.
sammy142014 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They could order a pizza. People working there doing make enough money to care. Trust me.
Looking4Maria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Do it like me, all online and avoiding interaction
prodigyfn1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:40:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I went to school with a Butts, a Gaye, a Faggot, and a Siemen. I will say, Faggot I think was so awkward a name, no one ever said anything.
The nicest one? That would be Faggot. Butts couldn't give me the time of day. Siemen had long locks and was loved by the ladies, so naturally, I didn't hang out with him. And Gaye, last time I saw him, he was aimlessly walking around town.
I just want to state that I didn't make any of this up. Real names and spellings.
kthxtyler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who books taxis anymore?
CreamyGoodnss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:12:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of people still do
Source: Work for a car service
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What percentage of your customers are over 50?
videki_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 30, and I do occasionally when I have an early flight
QuantumInaccuracy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:44:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I disagree - if you get a young person or someone not raised in the U.S., it might cross their mind, but they would likely just take you at your word.
And for older Americans hey, we're not ALL retards. I think you could live as Gay Hitler in this country, though I'm not keen to try it.
bungopony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In this whole thread, this is the one that bust the dam for me.
luke_in_the_sky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I never had to give my name to order pizza
AKA_Gern_Blanston ยท 4359 points ยท Posted at 23:38:33 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TIL that a Gay Hitler exists on this Earth.
PM_ME_UR_SMILE_GURL ยท 254 points ยท Posted at 02:48:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's Dr. Gay Hitler to you, pal.
eatatacoandchill ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:52:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's Mr. Dr. Gay Hitler to you!
segerhell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler, PhD
mrsamosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not your pal, cunt.
dukesinatra ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Excellent proper use of a comma between you and pal
Fyodor007 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:22:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He could be the one constant in the multiverse
[deleted] ยท 526 points ยท Posted at 01:39:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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ColeKr ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 02:02:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TD?
CaptainDefect ยท 338 points ยท Posted at 02:20:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/the_dennis
bahaki ยท 336 points ยท Posted at 02:28:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*/r/the_dentist
curiouspolice ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 02:43:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck?
aquintana ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 03:07:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I still canโt figure out what that sub is about.
WUBBA_LUBBA_DUB_DUUB ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 03:29:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
reads your comment
checks sub, then sidebar
Huh. Yeah.
iGotDatDainbramage ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:15:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lmfaoooo wtf
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:53:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:48:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They do have their own schools!
AdityaRav ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:50:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol smart
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:04:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
he is a Dr. after all...
PreztoElite ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:39:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/the_denis
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:11:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm one fucked up dentist."
lNTERLINKED ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/the_denis
Skutner ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 02:17:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/the_downs
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:34:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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I_Mix_Stuff ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 02:41:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bold move cotton
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:43:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, that's /r/neoliberal
You're thinking of r/altright, r/FUCKINGNIGGERS (this was a real, active sub for over 4 years), r/debateFascism, etc. Believe it or not r/the_Donald is their "public face", what they present themselves to the world to be, their "squeaky clean" versions of themselves. Subs like the ones I mentioned are what they actually are.
They were never small or insignificant. If I can compare it to Digg, they are the "power users" of reddit.
_vrmln_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
g
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whatโs the difference?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
From a leftist perspective, there isn't. Social Democrats are just "cuddly capitalists", while far right groups like anarcho-capitalists and the alt-right are just honest about the violence in the system and want to act like cartoon villains. And neoliberals are big fans of the golden mean between the two.
InukChinook ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:08:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
nonosub
classicalySarcastic ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:22:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The_Donald. Don't go there, 'tis a silly place.
[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 03:14:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:05:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Says Hillary Clinton
classicalySarcastic ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:19:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Username does NOT check out.
Therandomfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you muricans keep forgetting that people outside the US exist? Is it your abysmal education system?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Therandomfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes please.
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/the_dotard
fuzzypeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Torrentday mod.
blamethemeta ยท -60 points ยท Posted at 02:10:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A pro-trump subreddit. The rest of Reddit hates them because they don't agree with the hivemind.
Aquamentus92 ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 02:14:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yea among other reasons
tehbrucebanner ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 02:13:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
well...
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:23:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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PerInception ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:32:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just gonna take this post and put it right here on the refrigerator! Now does my special little swamp drainer want some ice cream?"
Semen_Penis ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 02:16:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"They don't agree with the hivemind," I say as I jerk off to white supremacy
Skystrike7 ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 02:24:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Considering they don't post anything related to white supremacy, you are a hiveminded hater yourself. Why don't you check it out before making brazen assumptions?
GenericPuppet ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:26:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Found the bigot.
Skystrike7 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 02:36:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Found the habitual liar?
GrandmasBeefCurtains ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Do you grab pussies?
TheSamsonOption ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 02:44:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Found a tolerant person.
Psyman2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:28:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Considering he didn't say they post anything related to white supremacy, only said they're jerking off to it, you are hating a single person for no reason and have therefor broken the chain.
We are not accusing each other of hating the hivemind anymore!
Congrats on breaking the combo!
Racism aside, it's just low to see UFO experts being cited as credible sources. Says a lot about the quality of a sub.
Skystrike7 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 02:35:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Cherrypicking much? Any idiot can post on any sub.
Psyman2 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:37:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, it was a thread and hit frontpage. As usual.
It's really r/conspiracy with Trump as the main attraction over there. I read their stuff almost daily.
Which is sad, because from time to time they do have interesting points and are correct when saying that these topics aren't being mentioned anywhere else on Reddit.
But, cmon, UFO experts...
Btw, no need to reflex-dv. Don't be angsty, little fella.
Here, have some white power
a-memorable-fancy ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 02:49:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
de-soyed comment:
Psyman2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure what de-soyed is supposed to mean, but you gotta read beyond what you want to read. An interesting point that isn't mentioned anywhere else doesn't make that point true or valuable by default.
An important distinction to make, since a lot of opening statements showing up over there get dragged through the mud immediately once you hit their comment section.
This one, for example
The thread itself is valid, but saying "ignore your orders, do whatever your heart tells you do" is not only ridiculous, but also dangerous.
We're living in reality, not an action movie.
Police officer was later called a murderer and "part of Hillary's team" because everyone and everything has to be connected to Hillary for some reason.
You get misinformed more often than not on The_Donald
Skystrike7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
De-soyed is a reference to the term 'soyboy', an almalgamation of the stereotypical liberal, male feminist, and vegan. To de-soy something is to take the materal information out without the liberal, etc. 'spin' or backstory on it.
Also, people get misinformed ABOUT the_donald than correctly informed about it People who have never been there love to cherrypick deleted, new and low-upvoted, or out of context things posted and say everyone there is racist, etc.
Psyman2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, again, the cherrypicking argument isn't very valid when I pick top comments and frontpage threads and get stuff like an UFO-Expert being used as a source and guys like the one in the screenshot telling others "just storm the building." as if that was how reality works.
As for the racism etc., a good example would be their current thread about the killing of Justine Damond.
Everyone is calling the cop either a Somali or a Muslim.
No, I am not cherrypicking. You can see for yourself.
Top comment reads "Only Somalian affirmative-action hires should have guns." as if to imply this was "the immigrants!" or whatever.
He isn't "a cop" whenever he's white and "a deranged muslim" as soon as his last name sounds different. Speaking of calling him a muslim, that was especially weird. I didn't get his religion from anywhere. It was just attributed to him because it's the narrative.
Further down the line you get "Somalis gonna Somali" and "muslim cops are invading!" as well as "Fucking Somalians. IQ of a peanut."
Pretty racist, if you ask me.
Skystrike7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like they made stereotypical, derrogatory judgements about people they haven't met. Reminds me of what people do to the_donald and then complain when they do it, too.
a-memorable-fancy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
tell you what, if i'm standing outside of a mass shooting with three other guys, all of us in body armor and all of us holding bigger weapons than the guy doing the shooting, i think it's the opposite of badass for us to go in there and do what's right. i think it's about as mundane a task as going for groceries. you do it and get it over with. r/iamnotverybadass
Psyman2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:03:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Without any kind of information?
Hamburg's police caught flak for not storming certain districts.
Police released a statement during the aftermath, saying there were people positioned on the roofs, ready to assault incoming forces.
They had the positional advantage and prepared for incoming police forces, police had no clue what was going on because they just got informed of the situation at first. They had to prepare.
Of course you need a plan before going in.
This isn't about being a badass, it's about the difference between running in heads first and not throwing away your unit's lives.
a-memorable-fancy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:13:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
hey, why not do both? why not bump in and do a reconnaissance in force? everyone likes someone who goes toward the shooting
Skystrike7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think you know what it's like to not only handle deadly weapons, but deal with someone else who has them. You could get somebody ELSE killed by a careless action, if you treated it as such a 'mundane' task.
a-memorable-fancy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i'm not endorsing incompetence, i'm just saying when wrong is done, right needs to be done in reply.
Skystrike7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, misunderstood your point, sorry.
Deazani ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:36:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how that works, right?
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 02:16:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah uh-huh, thats the ONLY reason people don't like that sub... /s
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:18:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well that and the stuff they say about wanting to beat up school shooting survivors. But you do you man.
Skystrike7 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap are you so addicted to lying?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:35:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, of course it's a lie. It's not like there's a place that tracks all this stuff where all you have to do is type a word into a search bar and get a sadly incomprehensive list of all the deplorable things people on /r/The_Donald have gotten upvotes for saying about Parkland.
I'm not invested in this, so feel free to reply with whatever baseless attack you want. But no one's gonna buy the bullshit narrative that /r/The_Donald is disliked for just being different. There's a reason these vile cunts reliably get mentioned on virtually any thread on this site discussing Nazism, and it ain't 'cause they're patriots and heroes.
ImAWhaleBiologist ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:50:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"TD has NEVER done anything bad! Stop lying!"
Skystrike7 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
None of anything bad they do hits the front page of t_d, it gets deleted or downvoted. Now, death penalty for crime may seem heartless to you, but is a measure that many believe in to most strongly deter other potential offenders. Nobody calls for people to die without having committed an atrocity.
ImAWhaleBiologist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:48:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Nothing bad gets much attention from TD. A few fringe crazies here and there, but you guys keep them under control.
Except when they stickied the Nazi rally I mentioned. Oopsie.
Must not have been that bad though, they only had to nuke the entire thread from orbit to try to hide what they did, necessitating my archive link.
Like the other guy said, reply with whatever weakass deflection you like, but the rest of us are going to opt to live in reality.
Skystrike7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:13:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was not a Nazi rally, it doesn't mention Nazi's in it,and it was simply a protest against removal of historic statues. Nazis probably did ALSO attend the event, but that is nothing significant.
exatron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They were chanting, "Jews will not replace us," and killed someone. That's the opposite of nothing significant.
Skystrike7 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Those groups are not affiliated with t_d users. there were several different groups that rallied against removal of the statue.
exatron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit. Other than Russian trolls and bots, those groups are t_d.
Skystrike7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:14:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Quote: "DISCLAIMER : I want to be perfectly clear with you guys that many of the people who will be there are National Socialist and Ethnostate sort of groups. I donโt endorse them. In this case, the pursuit of preserving without shame white culture, our goals happen to align. Iโll be there regardless of the questionable company because saving history is more important than our differences. This is probably why they named the event โUnite the Right.โ
Speaking for myself only, I won't be punching right. We need to save civilization first, we can argue about the exact details later.
"
Skystrike7 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They are not disliked for being different, they are disliked for being outspokenly conservative while simultaneously supporting a president every liberal despises. And most of reddit is liberal so.
ExiledMadman ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 02:38:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You mean like the survivor that CNN was attacking and TD protecting?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:40:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nikolas Cruz?
terriblehuman ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:23:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The rest of reddit hates them because theyโre annoying, shitty people.
Kirk_Kerman ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:22:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That and the white supremacy, the racism, the violent threats against various individuals in the public sphere, the vitriolic conspiracy theories (which currently include calling children "crisis actors" and denying that they were shot at by a pro-Trump MAGA hat wearing psycho). Then there's all the actual shilling by Russians, the vote manipulation by bots, and the virulent attempts to take over other subreddits to spread that toxic ideological mix around further.
But no it's the disagreement thing.
Skystrike7 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a T_D user and there is NO supremacy, racism, violent threats, conspiracies without evidence, etc. on the sub. People like to talk bad about it purely because they hate trump and his supporters. You yourself, kirk, are perpetuating a baseless stereotype, which is by no means difficult to disprove. A simple link to the sub r/The_Donald would suffice, as it speaks for itself. The only group insulted are those in the opposing political ideology, who are presumed stupid for making baseless assumptions and believing false narratives, as well as being immune to listening to argumentation against their deeply-held beliefs.
Kirk_Kerman ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:42:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I could call out things like Pizzagate (a conspiracy without evidence), but I can also post this link for you to peruse.
In which you'll find lots of white supremacy, lots of racism (e.g. one of their head mods deleting the paper trail, aware of AGH documenting them, then saying Muslims have no place in America), lots of hateful conspiracies, and so forth. I'd argue it further, but if you're going to ignore all of those actual links back to TD then you're no better than they are.
annihilaterq ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:50:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You've provided proof he's wrong? Now you're just cherry picking of course!
tartsbuyer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:46:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good point but he'll find a way to ignore the facts. Plus now the gameplan there is to only use dog whistles on t_d and save the explicit stuff for the other subs like CringeAnarchy or uncensorednews.
Skystrike7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:00:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Top of the link "It's time for McCain to retire" and a low comment mentions something deleted... Very misleading when you refer to it as a whole subreddit wishing for his death. This is absolutely misleading and sensationalizing. Like I said, anyone can post anything. Try to find something actually despicable that gets upvotes, you can't. Mods delete what they can, but our mods work for free and so have limited manpower at any given time.
Kirk_Kerman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:16:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sure, that's one link. Please examine some of the rest of the hundreds. It's a litany of hate.
If all of them are deleted (they aren't, many are archive.org posts), then you're still admitting to a culture of violence and hatred in TD's userbase.
Skystrike7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have that kind of time, I'm going to assume most of it is sensationalized like the first. Take a look YOURSELF, tell me that you can't anticipate my counterargument for each you look at. I'm not saying bad stuff has EVER cropped up, I'm saying it is not representative of ME or MOST users there.
Kirk_Kerman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:32:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why is the burden of proof on me? Why do I suddenly have the onus of trying to figure out how you would counter each of those hundreds of posts showing you exactly what TD is?
Don't consider what I'm showing you to be a personal attack, but try to consider that TD is not the place you think it is.
Skystrike7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Innocent until proven guilty, you see.
exatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You make these claims and dare to say other people are lying?
TheSamsonOption ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 02:46:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody likes Kool-Aid.
Kirk_Kerman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:51:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whoops spilled some proof everywhere.
Argue if you want, but TD is undeniably toxic.
Vascular_D ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:57:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Youโre an idiot
walterpeck1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:15:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Correct, they just have their own separate, even* crazier and more fervent hivemind. Like a shit sandwich looking down on a soggy shit sandwich.
DaedricWindrammer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:17:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And the brigading. And the hypocrisy. And the hate speech. And the murder(s).
Immolated_Marmoset ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:19:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's not entirely wrong. The hivemind does hate Nazis.
lEatSand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If its not a commonly held opinion it must be the truth! And because i know this truth and people resent me for it it must make me righteous and special.
Sloppy1sts ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:21:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And because they ban anyone who questions them, and because they dox other users, and because they game reddit's algorithm to hit the front page, and because they promote violence, and because they brigade other subs.
Oh, and because Trump is a traitorous scumbag, an arrogant, narcissistic moron, a petulant manchild, and an embarrassment to the entire nation.
It's you vs literally the entire rest of the developed world, bud.
Skystrike7 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:29:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The damn Democrat subreddit bans people who disagree too, hypocrite
Rcmacc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:39:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, shortly after the election I was in r/politics and I said we should give Trump a chance before dismissing him and he may end up being decent. I was downvoted by individuals in the sub but I was not banned from it as your suggesting they do with those that dissent. r/socialism and r/latestagecapitalism are very ban happy however that does not allow a right wing sub to be able to do the same. 2 wrongs do not make a right. Your using whataboutism to defend your claim, which makes for a rather weak argument
Skystrike7 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I got banned a while ago for saying something pro-Trump. Reddit decided to put it on my home page, so I took a look at it. Whaddya know, exclusive commmunity. How often does T_D stuff make the front page?
I'm saying that if you call out your opponent for something your side also does, it makes for a terrible talking point.
Sloppy1sts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Which is "the damn Democrat subreddit"?
Skystrike7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/DYEquGx I got banned for saying something pro-trump
Coffeezilla ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:24:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's literally the idea they beat off to.
PM_ME_YURI_ ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 02:31:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs against t_d rules to doxx people or organize raids of other subs. They arenโt even allowed to link to r/politics or anything. Also they ban people who come in to bash Trump because they clearly state that it is a pro Trump subreddit only and that people who are going to bash Trump are not allowed. However, to state that they ban anyone who questions them is simply untrue considering there have been many instances where people have expressed some discontent at something Trump did and they were just fine and even received a good amount of upvotes. Another thing, they do not incite violence or condone inciting violence. Finally, they donโt โgameโ the algorithm, they just upvote a lot. Not sure how that is cheating the system.
From your comments on trump, itโs obvious that you live a pretty hate filled life and from your comments on the topic of t_d, itโs obvious that you let your emotions control you before you actually think to do research. If youโre going to try to bash something you could at least use factual arguments.
Sloppy1sts ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:59:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Some subs claim rules they don't enforce and they may have reigned themselves in after being called out, but I'm fairly certain they did these things at one point even if they don't anymore, but correct me if I'm wrong. And linking to other subs isn't the only way to brigade. They ban anyone questioning them even if it's done without overt malice that would qualify as anything like "bashing". "Expressing discontent" may be one thing, but even making a few comments in a single thread about how you disagree with them and it's enough to be banned without warning. Reddit literally had to adjust their algorithm to prevent T_D from taking up half the front page. It was more than just votes.
Now you're being genuinely ridiculous. I'm "hate-filled" because I've come to the same conclusions as virtually the entire world that isn't the 30% of Trump-supporting Americans? Really now? You think it's impossible not to be brimming with rage if one happens to think Trump is a senile old muppet who has spent his entire career shitting on the best interests of his fellow American?
Naw, man, it's called paying attention to anything outside your bubble and not being entirely gullible. Trump's been an ass for his whole life. I was literally calling him the biggest douchebag on earth years before he announced his candidacy. Get the fuck over yourself. People can despise our president and disagree with you without being "hate filled".
Oh, and the Russian thing isn't going away. This entire fucking administration is criminal.
Syesy ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:47:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It literally says on the sidebar it's for Trump supporters only. Of course people who disagree with them will be banned. If you come in there and politely discuss you won't be banned but there's a reason why they have a separate debate subreddit.
SMF67 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not just pro-Trump, but also very far right and crazy
Deazani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Also because, y'know, they're usually full of shit. Perhaps the hivemind is interested in actual, verifiable things that really happened.
AUseableUsername ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Something something buttery males
ColeKr ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I gotcha my brother. Uhuru.
Gontron1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:54:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
All political subs should be purged.
computeraddict ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:18:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/the_donald
oneUnit ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 02:17:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Treasonous Democrats
zahefk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:58:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/The_Dedede
wtph ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:38:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Milo?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:41:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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blampersand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:39:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
at the bottom of the sewer
thebestdaysofmyflerm ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:41:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse you? Us gays don't want anything to do with that place.
trippy_thiago ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:16:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
sick meme
K-Zoro ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 02:21:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bam!
kse_john ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact, less than a mile south of this road is Gay Dreisbach Road.
Source: I live in the area.
faith_plus_one ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Relax, guy!
kickstand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Long dead by now, tho.
andygchicago ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*existed. Gay Hitler has been dead for 80+ years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/9hsRh
toiletbrb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/titler
KickassMcFuckyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apucPqOtono
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's a movie with a racial slur innit that I'm not going to say, that this name reminds me of.
Gay _______ from Outer Space
[deleted] ยท 1309 points ยท Posted at 23:39:57 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1292 points ยท Posted at 01:31:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yo I live there
Come to the Subway across from Speedway (nearest Kroger) between noon and 2 and say hi
Blazinspeed76 ยท 1987 points ยท Posted at 01:42:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โHi, is Sexy Putin 69 working right now?โ
peon47 ยท 1812 points ยท Posted at 02:26:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In a town with a "Gay Hitler" they're probably used to names like that.
"Sexy Putin 69? He's on lunch. But maybe I can help. I'm Fuckable Stalin."
FuckableStalin ยท 841 points ยท Posted at 02:51:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have been at an impasse for sometime on a good username but you have inspired me.
Gracias comrade u/peon47
Fuckable-Stalin ยท 497 points ยท Posted at 03:30:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit, you beat me before I could get the good version of this name.
DiceDawson ยท 228 points ยท Posted at 04:28:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A rivalry is born.
superkickpalooza ยท 206 points ยท Posted at 04:30:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
top 10 anime betrayals
kx2w ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:06:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
how one hyphen changed history forever
PoliticalCurious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:00:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Number 10
Burger King foot lettuce
Nishikigami ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:11:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
FuckMeMao ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:20:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking of sexualizing dictators...
morefuckablestalin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:08:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Come on guys
eros_bittersweet ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:49:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Google photos of a young Stalin to find out just how much your username checks out.
appleappleappleman ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:56:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!RedditSilver
madadoose ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:14:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
Tatsko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Aaand your only other comment shows that you've been shadowbanned. Them Admins work quick, I guess?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Tatsko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It seems like automod doing something on /r/news, actually - if you go to his account you can see the comments, but then go to the thread and they're nowhere to be found. It's only on /r/news that it's happening, though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:30:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/beetlejuicing ?
theThinkingThat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/beetlejuicing
Gryphon0468 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nice.
sexybrownboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
and thus a legend was born
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Blood brothers for life
FuckableStalin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:53:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your ways are my ways
*Also I usually take 104 to Grove City to avoid Circleville altogether.
cosmaximusIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean. Have you seen the photos of Stalin when he was young? His hair was so suave Iโd fuck itโs follicles.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 02:31:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh. Thank you.
grandpagangbang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome.
Jcit878 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:12:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/bestof material this thread for sure. im so glad im not reading this on the toilet at work because i cant control myself anymore
conker1264 ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 02:42:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can't. I'm trying to fucking eat here lol
appleappleappleman ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:57:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'm stifling a laugh because whenever my 3yo hears me laughing he HAS to know what was funny
And I'm not ready to explain any bit of this to him
BeeLamb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:59:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
More importantly, can we talk about how fuckable young Stalin was?
immunition ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:08:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Outstanding
mickstep ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:12:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Like there's an unfuckable Stalin, guy was a hottie.
apinigis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:55:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Let's be real, the real Stalin was pretty fuckable.
john2kxx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:02:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
1920s revolutionary, or 2018 hipster? It's anyone's guess.
grandpagangbang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a lazy eyed Gael Garcia Bernal
TheWizardOfBadass ยท 245 points ยท Posted at 01:48:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This might be the funniest thing I've read all day.
[deleted] ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 02:30:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"No, you don't understand, I met Sexy Putin 69 on an online forum where we were discussing Dr. Gay Hitler.
He said to come by and meet him here"
discountErasmus ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 03:09:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Look, pal, this is a family restaurant, and I'll be damned if I'm going to allow the Subway name to be associated with anything sleazy."
duffy_xiii ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:20:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi, Chris Hansen here...."
Damon_Bolden ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:31:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
During his 2 hour shift no less. I'm no detective but a two hour shift at a minimum wage job leads me to believe someone's getting a blowjob in the parking lot
noodlesvonsoup ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:21:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright, I am get getting a blowjob in the parking lot
ParkingLotRanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!"
Gryphon0468 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Was it the WarLizard forum?
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 221 points ยท Posted at 02:12:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It trumps reading about Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler?
TheWizardOfBadass ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 02:16:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
By a small margin. I'm still proud of you, OP.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 02:17:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm proud to be a part of this
SLYfox2713 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:28:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We need an update whether he shows up or not!
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:29:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!RemindMe tomorrow
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!RemindMe tomorrow
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It broke
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He did not.
mrstickball ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:39:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The problem is that we don't know who 'he' is.
Either way, I know what I'm doing on my lunch break tomorrow.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No...
SLYfox2713 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:58 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a dick... we boycott!
grandpagangbang ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:26:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Let's all send eachother nudes
coredumperror ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit, he's even ruined a perfectly good verb, now. I misread your comment the first time because I assumed it was about Trump the Assclown, rather than "to trump", the verb.
grandpagangbang ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We get it dude, you didn't need to go into such detail.
FatGayRod ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 08:05:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lololololol. Trump the Assclown. Lolololol. That's so brave of you to take that unpopular opinion here on reddit. YOU GO GIRL!
coredumperror ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This ^
thrasher69 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thathappened
coredumperror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I read it as something like "Trump reading about Dr Gay Hitler", and got confused because I couldn't figure out where Trump came from.
nanananabatman88 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:13:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, he takes over for Gay Hitler.
Robster4911 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:36:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
PLOT TWIST: u/Sexy_Putin69 is the beggar next to the subway entrance.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:36:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ya got me
QuantumInaccuracy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:47:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Naw, that there's 67 at the register, and 57 is making the footlongs. 69's in the back, I'll get her."
PresidentDonaldChump ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Tell him I'm here to see him regarding Gay Hitler."
Ummygummy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:03:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Grew up in a house across from short stop on main Street.
TransformerTanooki ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 01:50:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You only work 2 hour shifts?
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 01:52:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I worked a 10 hour shift today
[deleted] ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 02:21:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't understand. Ten hours one day, only two the next? Who does your schedule, a Gay Hitler?
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 02:25:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/GRWbIoIR04c
radicalelation ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:54:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's food service. That's how it works, like everywhere.
Koda_Brown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard of that... shortest shift I had to work was 3.5 hours during lunch.
fatfinch ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:40:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A poop. I get that way sometimes. Triple shift one day, 1 shift the next.
El3k0n ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:37:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
Chrighenndeter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:55:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If you alternate 10s ans 2s and have them work 5 days a week, you hit 34 hours (10-2-10-2-10).
iirc, 35 hours is where they are required to offer health insurance. Subway seems like a company that would want to avoid that.
The 2 hour shift is probably to help during rush.
lol_admins_are_dumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You've never worked a retail job??
Koda_Brown ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:36:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I've worked several and never had a two hour shift. Seems like a waste of my time unless I lived super close.
I've also worked in food service and my shortest shift was 4 hours during lunch. lunch was 11-2 with a half hour before and after to set up/clean up.
TransformerTanooki ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:59:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh ok.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:22:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Letโs get you a raise
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:31:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah boi
JRutterbush ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:01:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At Subway, it's actually pretty common to schedule someone only long enough to cover the lunch rush. Especially if the store does decent business: most of the time 2 people can cover things pretty well, but for lunch specifically you want a third so you can have one person at each station for the rush.
TransformerTanooki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That works. Learn something new everyday.
radicalelation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When GF worked at Subway, it was her. Just her. Alone. Every time. Every rush. Every late night nutjob. Every 50 year old drunk hitting on her, asking when she gets off. Every junkie wanting the bathroom key. Just her.
That franchise was a fucking shit show. One co-worker got stuck with a dirty needle from the bathroom trash, management did nothing to prevent it, or future accidents.
Koda_Brown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:28:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'd tell them to fuck off unless I literally lived next door. what is this, a shift for ants?
guccimanesdog ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 02:32:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TIL there is both a Sexy Putin and a Gay Hitler in a town called Circleville.
ratpride ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:47:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
All it needs is a fat jesus
Faustias ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:58:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I need a Black Allah in my life.
hamshotfirst ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:04:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Testing: /u/fatjesus ?
Avoidavoid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:34:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or Sweet Jesus.
Weber465 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:55:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Home of the Circleville Pumpkin Show, โthe greatest free show on earthโ
TheColossalTitan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:02:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The real TIL is in the comments I guess
Blackhawklb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it always though?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:33:16 on July 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! We also have a number of mediocre sports teams. Be respectful.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:31:35 on July 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:55 on July 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Haha
Leegala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget the museum! My friends step mom used to own the 24 hour cafe downtown but I guess it shut down awhile ago.
ActuallyYeah ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:02:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ouroboros
lion_ohioan ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 02:32:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm designing a carwash in circleville! In about a year you'll see a brand new carwash pop up next to chipotle in front of Walmart.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 02:33:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sick! I'll be there, my dude.
!RemindMe 1 year
lion_ohioan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:38:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!RemindMe 1 year
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:38:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is it broken?
RemindMe! 1 year
lion_ohioan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:44:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I think we put the exclamation on the wrong end.
RemindMe! 1 year
Gamerjackiechan2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:51:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Check your DMs, it should be there.
lion_ohioan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see anything. Maybe I'm just an idiot?
DetectiveBeluga ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:02:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
prob
lion_ohioan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just got two DMs ten minutes ago. Confirmed not an idiot
DetectiveBeluga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't prove anything
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:26:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
lion_ohioan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna try my hardest
Koda_Brown ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:37:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe this sub banned that bot?
uio12234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!RemindMe 1 year
Damon_Bolden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna wait for it? Wash your own car
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:34:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My car isn't worth washing
tangled_up_in_blue ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:54:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My dadโs from South Bloomfield (10 min from Circleville), the fact this is trending at all is blowing my mind
Bisco42 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:38:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tell your dad he's from a speed trap.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The real speed trap is that shitty town between Circleville and Lancaster
Bisco42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:29 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Amanda Clearcreek?
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:47 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's really small. Max 20 houses
schockergd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:44:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Next to chipotle, or in the lot between chipotle and KFC?
lion_ohioan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just south of chipotle
mrstickball ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Here's hoping its better than Porter's on North Court!
lion_ohioan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:56:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If it's not, then you know who to blame!
Gabians ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have my pitchfork ready just in case.
stesm24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Walmart employee that has to go to that store for training. Will check it out!
lion_ohioan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably gonna stay an empty lot for the next four months or so haha when are you going?
stesm24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:58:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Next week. Hey. Maybe something huge will happen between now and Monday.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:42:08 on July 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Waiting in excitment
lion_ohioan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:49:18 on July 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's still happening but the owner is probably gonna push it back until next year to make sure the rest get done before winter
Zachkyle12 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can only imagine the awkward meeting these two might have tomorrow.
GuyoFromOhio ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:31:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'll show up and film it for you if you want. I'm only 20 minutes away
Zachkyle12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Alright lmao
TheJimPeror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Remindme! 13 hours
GuyoFromOhio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol I'm not really doing it
itsrandom ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:20:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In my version of events you don't work at Subway and are just going to sit there for 2 hours, waiting for OP.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:21:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That is exactly right. I'm impressed at your detective skills.
Weber465 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:53:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Screw that speedway, my credit card got skimmed there the last time I was in town
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:03:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That speedway is pretty shady. The entire city is shady though so...
Weber465 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You right. Still the heroin capital of the state Iโm sure
boring_name_here ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that was Chillicothe?
Babysnopup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:03:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, that title is claimed by so many towns here nowadays...I literally just got home from a bar that had posters for opioid addiction help in the menโs room.
Weber465 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:57 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So sad.
Betchenstein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Woah now, Springfield would like to have a word
Leegala ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:42:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As would Dayton.
schockergd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:43:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What happens if they chicken out and just get gas at the Valero?
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:47:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There are no dedicated Valero employees; Subway people work both, so he'll still have to talk to me.
mrstickball ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:56:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"So, uh.... I need $10.00 in unleaded gas and to subvert the 2016 election, can you help me?"
fall0ut ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:21:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dude move to Columbus already. If you don't get out of Chillicothe and circleville you're not going to get any opportunities.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If I were an adult, I would.
Betchenstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah Iโm about to move back to cBus from Bellefontaine. If you ainโt working Honda, you ainโt doing shit up here.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:52:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I know, I'm scared
NocturnalEmissions22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:12:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Been to the speedway many times. The white castle is on my have to stop list when taking a trip to or from Michigan.
harv4276 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What White Castle?
Bisco42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.whitecastle.com/locations/oh/circleville/24599-us-rt-23-s/1081
harv4276 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. Didnโt realize there was a White Castle down there. I donโt go south of Circleville much.
Fuckeythedrunkclown ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:28:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Subway's split shift nonsense. It should be illegal to have someone work 2 hours. Or work two hours and have to come back 3 hours later to work two more, for a total of 4 hours paid and an entirely ruined day.
I worked at subway once. For exactly two days before they told me I was expected to work split shifts.
mrstickball ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:41:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You do realize there are two Subways in Circleville beside Speedway, right?
Are we talking about the one that's in the same building as the auctions, or the one with the gas station that no one seemingly uses?
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah fuck you're right. The one no one uses.
DatDudeJB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well shit, I have friends from there. Iโm going to ask them about this guy.
Akimbo_Mode ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:02:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yo keep us updated if this happens like post it on a sub like r/tworedditorsonecup
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Will do
Akimbo_Mode ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nice :)
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't happen :/
Akimbo_Mode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:34 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh rip did he find Sexy_Putin70 and get mixed up?
Blackhawklb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I live around here too... Meet a redittor in real life? Lol
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm down lol
StraightUpB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yooo reddit pumpkin show meetup
WllyBrwn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:05:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just a hop and a skip away over here in Lancaster. I'll have to come say heil I mean hi...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, I know you...
Brandon658 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pumpkin festival is what I go there for. Short drive from Cbus. And seems to be getting ever larger.
Blazinspeed76 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
DID IT HAPPEN???
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately, no.
Blazinspeed76 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
iโve never been so disappointed ๐
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:33 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:00 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly don't know. In 17 years I've been there once, I really don't get it, but the people who go there all the time think it's the best restaurant in the world.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Please make a follow up post if this happens!
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I most definitely will
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It didn't
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:36 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck
PM_YOUR_SANDWICH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your shift is two hours long?
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I worked 10 hours today
Subway shifts make no sense
baldmathteacher ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:45:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: Circleville was so named because it was originally planned as concentric circles instead of a traditional rectangular grid. They made the switch to rectangular after a few decades (in the 1850s), but some of the older buildings still have curved walls.
silentclowd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh! I recently learned about Circleville because of 17776
baldmathteacher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:29:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck? I clicked the link, started reading an article about the future of football, and then...dafuq?
silentclowd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Keep going! Scroll down on the article and an image should pop up. Then it rakes you to a calendar where the real fun begins
JK--- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:58:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Roundtown.
snarkyturtle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Imagining you just driving around town screaming "GAY HITLER GAY HTILER"
MNichols45 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:47:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
come back during the pumpkin festival.
Suinej ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:52:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW! Itโs Pumpkin Show!
10000_Spoons_Irony ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:00:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I tried once but there was so much fucking traffic on 23 that we had to turn around... This year we're gonna leave at like 6am.
lime787 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yo I live pretty close to you, I ate at Richie's NY corner once.
babyswagmonster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:45:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Suspiciously reads username
FenwayPatriot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't write anyone a letter while you're there.
SLYfox2713 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:37 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You disappointed dozens of us
hideous_coffee ยท 16632 points ยท Posted at 02:23:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
George Washington Hitler is the name a visiting alien would give itself to try to blend in if it were only given a brief synopsis of our history.
edit: I'm really glad this is my highest-voted comment
woodenrocks ยท 3153 points ยท Posted at 02:55:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He didnโt want a name that was too bad but also not too good
[deleted] ยท 2774 points ยท Posted at 03:38:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Abradolf Linkler
WhereCanISquanch ยท 869 points ยท Posted at 04:13:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs not what Abradolf Linkler stood for! Actually I donโt really know what he stood for, but thatโs certainly not what he died for!
white_android ยท 351 points ยท Posted at 04:46:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair it's also unclear what he died for.
oRAPIER ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 04:47:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Something about looking for the approval of his father (rick)???
[deleted] ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 04:50:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that's it
oRAPIER ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 04:58:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Figures he'd have the combined daddy issues of both Lincoln AND hitler.
CryoHux ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:03:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Was he both a dictator and a self taught lawyer too?
mark-five ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:35:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He hated himself immensely.
dtlv5813 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:15:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't die. In the post credit scene he was shown to be still alive and pushed around by the alien creatures.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:34:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, easy now...
jmcmuffin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He didnโt actually die but he sacrificed himself to save Morty, that girl, and I think gear guy?
mikepartdeux ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:58:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:56:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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TheDonCena ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:35:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโll just tell yโall thait Iโm not going
OlySamRock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
P E R F E C T I O N
AkusMMM ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 04:03:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Adolfham Hitcoln I think sounds better.
Federico216 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:08:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
These sound like names of renowned movie directors
NukeML ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:25:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What about
Aabdroalhpahm Lhiintcloelrn
SonOfMotherDuck ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 03:55:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair..
Harvest1588 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:50:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Richard Linklater
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:36:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Abradoinks hit-thatshit
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:56:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus I just watched this one around the time this was posted, weird timing - I can never get over that name! Itโs so great
Camshaft92 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:55:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
http://tvquotes.co/media-viewer/177/
j4kefr0mstat3farm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like one of those fancy ass hybrid dog breeds.
bill_b4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You beat me!
kyrgrat08 ยท -152 points ยท Posted at 03:53:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow sooooo funny๐๐ Referencing a kidโs cartoon in what would otherwise be a serious discussion. Thanks for wasting everyoneโs time
Anti-AliasingAlias ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 03:59:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're not a very fun person.
Lithobreaking ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 03:56:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What
Klooger ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:03:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed, maybe you should lighten up on the hate.
helpWithUncleSam ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 03:56:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah because the parent comment was suuuuch a serious intellectual statement
a10t2 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:08:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm reading all the replies in Rick's voice and this is the best.
cannedinternet ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:54:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Y-you too.
ThisIs_MyName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/meirl
Four_Justice ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:18:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not to knit pick, but I would say Rick and Morty is pretty damn far from a kid's cartoon.
cfeish ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 04:50:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
how high is your IQ?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair...
mystere590 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:01:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
what
Faustias ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:56:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lul I enjoyed the reference.
DRJT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:06:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
>a serious discussion
>about Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler
cykablyativdamke ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:05:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Youโre kinda dumb
Edit: to be fair...
Original-Newbie ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:35:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would hazard a guess that Adolf Washington might fare better
CosmackMagus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:23:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Marilyn Manson is an alien confirmed.
NorthShields ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:56:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ford Prefect.
anyok6 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:57:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mahatma Trump.
vigoroiscool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Stalin
ConcentratedHCL_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love that a edgy joke can be made both ways with this.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 03:51:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary Clinton
Flock_Of_Vodka ยท 1168 points ยท Posted at 03:20:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And Gay Hitler if that alien only interacted with humans on xbox live.
[deleted] ยท 460 points ยท Posted at 03:57:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Please fuck my mom human"
[deleted] ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 04:30:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Take me to your mother
dylan2451 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:19:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mars needs mom, so mother collection seems like a likely alien objective
7DMATH7 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:42:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Faggot wanna 1v1 me"
SpunkMasterPepe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:05:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey faggot want to 1v1 my mother?
tonufan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:21:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/l85Z5A3WFk0
MindfuckRocketship ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:35:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holding my sleeping baby and almost laughed him awake thanks to this.
Arkha47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
PupperDogoDogoPupper ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 04:14:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Born 04/20/1969.
GrandmasBeefCurtains ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:58:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This made me giggle
IMissMyLion ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:37:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's Dr. Gay Hitler.
mPORTZER ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:08:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay N. Hitler
gbuub ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:21:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Greetings, my name is Dr. Cyka Blyat. It's such a good day and I had sex with your mom.
EmeterPSN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
im pretty sure they will ban you if you try to enter that as your account name :)
[deleted] ยท 1162 points ยท Posted at 03:46:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's a dentist too.
"Okay Dr. Hitler, how do I stop my son from getting more cavities?"
"You must eliminate the juice."
teenagesadist ยท 278 points ยท Posted at 04:22:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the name of your dentist?"
"... Crentist.".
BrevanMcGattis ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 04:46:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds a lot like dentist...
ChRoNicBuRrItOs ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 05:05:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe that's why he became a dentist!
fraxinuscavum ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:42:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's like the proctologist with assman vanity plates
InuitOverIt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:28:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend's gynos license plate is "ATYRCVX"
emperorchiao ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:30:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Cosmo Kramer!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:02:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: my dentist is in my phone under Dentist Crentist
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
More believable than Hitler the dentist lbr.
captain_pandabear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe that's why he became a dentist
OjSimpsonthe3rd ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 04:54:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Time to administer the gas
Chenaniganz ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 04:28:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This has been the most necessary unnecessary joke
subliminalthoughts31 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:26:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Incoming gold.
gbuub ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:33:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Dr. Hitler, I have been to other dentist to treat my gum sensitivity and nothing worked"
"It's alright, I have a final solution. Let me get my gas and start the operation"
Mediumhelpful ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:11:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is fucking gold.
nfsnobody ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:32:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, thereโs an old one!
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/death-to-all-juice
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My final solution is to eliminate undesirable food items from your diet.
BanMeBabyOneMoreTime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:55:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're a filthy anti-dentite!
mimibrightzola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What percentage of concentration can I drink?.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dude.
colonelmerkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck man
alhailhypnotoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed way too hard at that. Thank you. Clearly, I needed it.
brit_jam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, I have never!!!"
EmeterPSN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Dont worry..its only sleeping gas"
:)
raybrignsx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Godammit dad.
separeaude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking genius.
emperorchiao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, he'll fix your chew problem!
jmad888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why why does this not have up votes?
Glit-toris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LMFAO OH MY GOD
Quo210 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:20:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
hahahaahah why isn't this higher?!
Delta_Assault ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:27:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the ultimate solution?
Kaio_ ยท 380 points ยท Posted at 03:24:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Along with his co-pilot, Genghis Caesar
GrumpyWendigo ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 03:47:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
son named
Queer Caesar
fartonmyballsforcash ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:46:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Look! Itโs Abraham Stalin and his son Transgender Stalin!
GrumpyWendigo ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:49:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Martin Luther Mussolini
and his son Ladyboy Mussolini
Haber_Dasher ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:04:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ladyboy Mussolini is a good one
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:22:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[removed]
punchdrunkskunk ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:32:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or a cocktail at a vegan restaurant
Phlink75 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:56:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds like a bad salad dressing blend. Like Ceaser-Raspberry Vinagrette. :/
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:59:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chinggis (genghis) is part of his name only in that it was a title, his name was Temujin.
Ceasar still works somewhat even though it also became a title later in history but modern pronunciation has it all twisted around.
Gaius Julius (with a y sound not a j) Temujin would be more accurate.
MrZAP17 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:35:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but an alien with no context wouldnโt be aware of any of that. Theyโd go with the popularized versions. Iโm not sure what kind of point youโre trying to make.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:32:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Where would an alien get any of the information at all? the internet readily provides all of that information and knowing cultural norms is rather more difficult than searching for popular historic war leaders.
Dc_awyeah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:33:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The premise was thin, but the information worthwhile. 8/10 would take bait again.
OnlyRoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget his best friend Clooney Stalin and his brother in law Mahatma Mussolini
EnIdiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Aka Genghisvitis ...
jedephant ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 03:41:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Still better than Ford Prefect
kindall ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:30:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Downvoted your comment only to bring it closer to 42.
N.B. did not actually downvote your comment
noapparentfunction ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 03:41:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
they should definitely go with Ford Prefect.
NotAnAlcoholicJack ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:01:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was the dominant species....
ZypherMyth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your username is also kind of relevant
NotAnAlcoholicJack ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:44:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How
MeanMrMaxwell ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:05:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Alcohol
NotAnAlcoholicJack ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:34:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wat
Fermorian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jack
iampieman ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:21:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds similar to the plot in the sit-com "The Neighbors". Aliens living on earth and they named themselves after famous sports people. The main characters were Larry Bird, Jackie Joyner-Kersee and their two kids Dick Butkus and Reggie Jackson. Hilarious show.
havermyer ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:44:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, Ford Prefect would be the best way to fly under the radar.
FrancisJv ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:14:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That alien that had the assignment, but half-assed it. It thinks it got away with it because no one says anything, but in reality everyone took notice, but they feel sorry for it.
Daveed84 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:00:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You really ruined it with that cringey edit though
Tripplite ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:03:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Muhammad Li.
PerInception ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:35:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I hear he had like, 30 goddamn dicks, but they were all really small."
gogoplatter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:12:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Smith Washington Hitler if he first landed in Brooklyn. Gotta pull off that millennial vibe.
Sohlayr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:24:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
George Washington Gay Hitler. If youโre talking about American history.
7_legged_spider ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
John Bigbootรฉ
Sawyex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When you didnโt read the book so you have to sparknote it
spacemanspif- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs like if an alien lived for millions of years so a few hundred years was a short amount of time, so it assumed thatโs just what people are named currently.
PM_ME_YOUR_NACHOS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:43:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It'll also probably wears a pope's, Gandhi's robe and sneakers.
complimentarianist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlmGknvr_Pg
mcgeehotro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Let's disco dance Hammurabi!
XavierCugatMamboKing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That is like in third rock from the sun where the aliens make themselves from multiple countries to not look suspicious.
WohopLag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Iโm Richie Cunningham and this is my wife...Oprah
steroidsandcocaine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mohammed Smith.
bud_hasselhoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. That is solid on many levels.
oredditisgonalovdis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or an Xbox "usrnam" from the early 2000's
blookity_blook ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Ritchie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not a single Abraham Lincoln Hitler joke to be found in this thread. What a shame.
morgecroc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tom Dick or Harry and their sister Sally.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That would be Prefect!
dvik888 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
IGNORE ME!!!
arachnabitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:43:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Historical speach"
dogfish83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heโll save the children, but not the Jewish children
squiddisco1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda like this
omgredditwtff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats on the gold. ;)
willzo167 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:16:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think you'll find that's Ford Prefect
Rab_Legend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:31:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Would maybe be Alexander the Genghis Caesar Hitler
INTRUD3R_4L3RT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Much like Ford Prefect.
DoctorFreeman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:38:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Very popular name back then a lot of people named after presidents and other officials
KnothingS ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:56:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think that in that case, the name he'd choose would be Ford Prefect.
SmarkieMark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!RedditSilver
Kakun0s ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Washington is important for Amรฉrica, but I'd say Christopher columbus Hitler or Jesus Allah Hitler would be far more relevant
a_pile_of_shit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Only if you lived in the us tbh. George washington isnt that famous worldwide
Reddithian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're giving George Washington a little too much credit. Washington is American history, Hitler is World history.
Furyflow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Abradolf Lincler
kakatoru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I assume when you say our history you mean exclusively American history. Either that or vastly overestimate how much of a shit the rest of the gives about George Washington
Posh-Dingii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Goals: โขMake a top rated comment โขRuin it with an "Edit:" by acknowledging the popularity of it.
Quailmannnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Usually hate stuff like this but commenting to say how hard this comment made me laugh. You made my night. Thanks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lold
jake831 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Benito Ghandi.
YanicPolitik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really sad that this is my highest-voted comment
TheTalentedAmateur ยท 980 points ยท Posted at 01:51:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, Delta Airlines? There is a dental convention, and I'd like to reserve a flight to Berlin, please?"
"Certainly, sir. What's your name?"
"Doctor Gay Hitler. Hello? Hello? Damn, Verizon ALWAYS drops this call."
110397 ยท 313 points ยท Posted at 02:35:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he should switch to comcast. Im sure they would be more accepting
catzhoek ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 03:16:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, why would the CEO of Comcast be using Verizon anyway?
Damon_Bolden ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:39:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"hey I need to go ahead and pay my bill, this is Dr. Gay Hitler"
"You're hired!"
Space_Lord- ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:57:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why would the CEO call his own company?
QuantumInaccuracy ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 02:49:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's just as well - do you think he'd have been able to check into a hotel in Berlin?
I'll be there in July, maybe I'll try that. Could be I'll run into the fuckwit tourists who gave Nazi salutes at Auschwitz.
denimwookie ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:55:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I...i don't want this to be true, but i'm googling it and i'm sure i'll be disappointed by humanity.
Edit: i am disappointed by humans
QuantumInaccuracy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:56:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I am so, so sorry.
_pupil_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:23:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If you have a legit passport with Gay Hitler on it... what are they gonna say?
"I find that offensive!"
"Yeah, the holocaust was pretty offensive. We had a whole war about it, if you remember, now gimme my room."
coolwool ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:21:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I doubt we would care much. Maybe have a laugh about it but that's it.
Your name is given, not chosen.
Falsus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:08:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He probably does all of his errands in person. With with one or two ID cards with him. Maybe three.
synkronized ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:40:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine the guy booking a trip to Israel. That'd be an interesting experience.
garrett_k ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:26:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I suspect that the Israelis have a list of "ok Hitlers". They probably investigated all of them and determined that they came by the name naturally, and so can assume anyone else with the name is up to no good.
LordJesterTheFree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have evidence of these suspensions because I would love to see it
garrett_k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:53 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Please! This is Reddit!
synkronized ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I could believe the government would keep tabs on that detail.
But I'd imagine the civilian reactions would be interesting regardless.
theSWTVnews ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:40:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Here, take this meal ticket that doesn't work. Go, fetch!
RikerT_USS_Lolipop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is what I thought of too. But in a completely non-joking way. I bet this name has caused him all kinds of problems. That shit could get your college application thrown straight in the trash.
TooShiftyForYou ยท 834 points ยท Posted at 00:24:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler, was a local dentist, serving our community from 1922 through 1946.
This sounds like a something from a random name generator.
Sharrakor ยท 300 points ยท Posted at 02:07:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was sure I was in /r/subredditsimulator.
smoke_crack ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:11:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I was in /r/circlejerk and thought people weren't even trying anymore.
SmarkieMark ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:46:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
On topic for way too long, but nice try.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:39:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds more like something from r/circlejerk
Twizdom ยท 1446 points ยท Posted at 00:39:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Woah. This guy won the name lottery.
dopplegangerexpress ยท 961 points ยท Posted at 01:55:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your definition of win is quite different than mine. He started life on the most difficult mode available.
Twizdom ยท 929 points ยท Posted at 02:01:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And he went on to become Dr. Gay Hitler. He made hardmode his bitch.
baldylox ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:53:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler would also be an awesome band name.
southsiderick ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 02:20:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah if hardmode's a dude! Tee hee...
PM_ME_WUTEVER ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:49:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wish he became president.
CleverFoolOfEarth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:57:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if r/outside for hardmode or r/hfy for human weirdness/epicness. So I linked both!
Super_Pan ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 03:00:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Son, this world is rough and if a man's gonna make it he's gotta be tough, and I knew I wouldn't be there to help you along. So I give ya that name and I said goodbye, I knew you'd have to get tough or die, and it's that name that helped to make you strong.
Now you just fought one hell of a fight, and I know ya hate me and ya got the right to kill me now, ya couldn't think of me any littler. But ya ought'a thank me before I die, for the gravel in your guts and the spit in your eye cause I'm the son of a bitch that named you Gay Hitler.
waldemar42 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:09:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, I didn't expect to see a reference to 'A Boy Named Sue' in my life
waribah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I came here for the Boy named Sue reference, was not disappointed. Thanks u/super_pan
imitation_crab_meat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:17:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect.
MemeIord_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:53 on May 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
what is this from? it sounds like a reference and my interest is piqued
Super_Pan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:26 on May 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Johnny Cash - Boy Named Sue
SalemWolf ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:31:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Easy
Medium
Hard
-> Fuck Me
Dude started out playing the Dark Souls of life.
Chrighenndeter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:58:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He was born befor normal Hitler (Gay: 1882, Regular: 1889).
First 50 years of his life were probably pretty normal.
kennenisthebest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:47:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Irl Ironman
vozmozno ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:05:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Only if he's black.
(Referencing the new South Park game's hard mode, before y'all downvote me too hard)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's false. It's labelled difficulty in the character creator, but doesn't actually change a thing. The real difficulty settings are something like Normal, Heroic, and Mastermind IIRC
Deazani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I believe that our definitions of win are pretty similar, actually. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He died in 1946. Most of his life was fine.
thepieslayer12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He could have been black
CGkiwi ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:50:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In chinese, "Hitler" is pronounced "Shi tuh luh", or "Shitler". Which is odd, because the Chinese language is perfectly capable of producing the "H" sound by itself, or at the very least "Yi-tuh-luh" or "yeetler".
As a result, I love talking about ww2 in Chinese.
shawndw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's debatable.
Zorzarix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean there's this guy so yeah
Twizdom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Multiple lotteries.
VDLPolo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well itโs easy to lose the lottery, you just play it.
Deradius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can you imagine being his teacher?
"And which valve is between the left atrium and left ventricle? Let's see what Hitler thinks. Hitler?"
ronthat ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 02:01:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Dr. Gay Hitler"
I'd watch that sitcom.
engy-throwaway ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:39:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
gay hitlers from outer space
what up my hitla
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:15:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for not using the hard "-er"
simplequark ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:02:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite but close
HughJasshole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Van Dyke would've been perfect for that role.
DMNDNMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
here you go - watch at 3:40
alienccccombobreaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Das ist meine hamburger.. hmm
Oh no he didnt.
Like_a_Charo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:30:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
" If my auto-surgery to become a transgender doesn't work out, I'd kill myself under the shower as I know to do it " wink wink
ReallyWeirdNormalGuy ยท 234 points ยท Posted at 03:36:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No one will probably ever see this, but this post really hits home. My family is from Circleville and I'm a direct descendant of the Hitler-Ludwig family. My grandfather and all of his family are buried there and I visit a couple times a year. I ever thought I would see this on the front page of Reddit. :')
Sweetcheex76 ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 06:13:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Hitler descendant, too. It's weird to see this story on Reddit. I've got family buried in Hitler-Ludwig Cemetery but I've never been there. My Hitler line moved to Indiana in the 1800's. Actually, I guess you and I are distant cousins. You must descend from George and Hannah Ludwig-Hitler.
Wewanotherthrowaway ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 06:31:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn how many Hitlers are on reddit?
worsediscovery ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 06:36:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You thought we were going around calling everyone "literally Hitler" for no reason?
Wewanotherthrowaway ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 06:37:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
One day I'll call someone literally hitler in a reddit argument and finally be correct
hamshotfirst ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 07:11:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone on Reddit is Hitler except you.
Wewanotherthrowaway ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:17:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well thank god
hamshotfirst ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:21:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
(and me)
Tepigg4444 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:38 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
what do you mean hitler doesn't exist?
hamshotfirst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:41 on February 27, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What do YOU mean Hitler doesn't exist?!?!
questar ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 05:39:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was stationed at Marine Corps Air Station, El Toro near Irvine, CA in 80-82, and worked in the HQ building. Sometimes in the hallway I would see Gunnery Sergeant Hitler when he would stop by HQ. He was some kind of instructor because he had this huge name plate he wore that said HITLER almost damn 3x5 it was so big, and usually in the Marines name plates are not worn so he had to be in a job where everyone knowing his name was important for the situation. Anyway the impression I got as a corporal was that absofuckinlutely nobody wanted to mess with Gunny Hitler.
eyewreck ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:12:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Same here! I grew up east of town but my best friend growing up lived on Ludwig-Dresbach so I assume itโs the same Ludwig. :P this was insane to see on the front page.
I_Think_I_Cant ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:44:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Hitler.
Lieto ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:23:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There was an AMA request for you, do it! https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/800evq/til_dr_gay_hitler_son_of_george_washington_hitler/dus15yh/
(Also, I now have you tagged as "literally Hitler".)
pepcorn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:35:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
so you're also a Hitler? pretty cool.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 555 points ยท Posted at 01:29:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
AHHH HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY TOWN? WE HAVE LIKE 20,000 PEOPLE!
DatThundersnatchDoe ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 01:51:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pumpkin Show, yo!
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 01:54:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's the worst. How is pumpkin chili a good idea?
DatThundersnatchDoe ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 02:06:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Pumpkin Show is just another small-town festival, it's true. Pumpkin doughnuts? You can find those elsewhere thanks to the Pumpkin SpiceTM trend. Everything else is just kinda meh. Gonna have to disagree with you on the pumpkin chili though--gives good body to a chili without an overly heavy flavor, plus more veg!
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:07:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, the actual event is pretty cool (the first 10 times) there are just so many people
GuyoFromOhio ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:24:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta make sure you go to the right bourbon chicken place. You know, the only one with the insanely long line. Worth it though!
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:24:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
U right
That place is fantastic
mrstickball ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For what its worth, if you're in town outside of Pumpkin Show, the Thirsty Parrot has legit Bourbon Chicken for less money and no line.
GuyoFromOhio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm good to know, thanks! I've never been there
Therron243 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't impressed ๐
ibukisama ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Right, the other one is water and shame
harv4276 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:31:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn straight. The one on Scioto at Franklin.
Suinej ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No! The one on Watt St by the movie theater.
Ratertheman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:00:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I only ever go on Wednesday/Thursday. Even then the crowds have grown a lot since I was a kid.
VitameatavegamN ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:11:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What, like thirty?
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:12:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Around 300,000
schockergd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
500,000 to 600,000.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:49:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
schockergd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, the more the merrier.
ibukisama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sunflower festival superiority
mrstickball ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:47:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is Frankfort Ohio representing in this Reddit thread?
boring_name_here ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:42:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chillicothe checking in. I guess the feast of the flowering Moon?
WhiteyCrackerHonky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:21:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
feast of the festering wound?
ibukisama ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:59:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Both of us have to defend the festival!
aaronwashere01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:33 on March 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I didnโt know people from Frankfort had reddit lol. Iโm a junior at Adena
WhiteyCrackerHonky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:20:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Okay what the fuck this is not aloud Frankfort is tiny I have goosebumps.
aaronwashere01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:42 on March 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Me too man
aaronwashere01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:25:11 on March 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Woah are we having a Frankfort party? Iโm a junior at Adena
KCheezy95 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:17:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pumpkin Show is legit, you take that back right now!!!
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NEVER!!!
There's nothing to do but ride rides
Ratertheman ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:01:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Eat food and drink at the bars.
Suinej ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:34:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The food is the best part!
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm underage
Damon_Bolden ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:38:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It cuts down on the acidity?
MrJAPoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah bro my university marching band played there a couple months ago. Somehow living in central Ohio for like a decade that was my first time going
[deleted] ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 02:40:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Sexy_Putin69 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:41:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We also have an annual Pumpkin Show if that helps.
alienccccombobreaker ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:57:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this is a euphemism for something.
john2kxx ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:04:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Also home to Fuckable Stalin.
nedjeffery ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a "Pol 'DTF' Pot" ?
browdogg ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 02:08:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Name checks out
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:08:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
u/sexy_putin69, u/liar_rabbit, u/lion_ohioan
Such a small town yet 3 people (that I've seen so far) have a connection.
You guys could have your own gay Hitler fan club in town!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:24:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:47:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pumpkins? You mean Hitler Melons.
eastindyguy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:32:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up there... so make it 4
Suinej ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:40:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Make that 5. Iโve pretty much lived in or around Circleville my whole life. .....now that I think about it, thatโs quite sad. I need to get out of this place.
eastindyguy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:47:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I moved back for a while to help take care of my mother who has Alzheimers Disease after my dad passed away. My job allows me to work remotely, so it was better than putting her in a facility until she was past the point that we could care for her any longer.
My wife and I really like the town and actually considered moving back permanently for a while but I couldn't find a job in Columbus that could match what I currently make (that wasn't up in the Dublin / Worthington area).
tangled_up_in_blue ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:10:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man, as someone who has half his family around circleville and has been visiting multiple times a year since I was born, I feel ya. Lol I donโt know how you do it, donโt think I could. It was nice to visit and get away from columbus at times though
gefahrliche88 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:43:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Six. Iโm circleville ish. Ashville.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:29:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Close enough. Not as close as Logan Elm, but close enough.
supermariomaster ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:33:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
sign me up on that list too, my dude ;)
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:28:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Sexy_Putin69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:30:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You live in Columbus, you liar.
Leegala ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:47:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Add me to that, I used to live off N Court with my ex-fiance near the hospital. Spent a lot of time in Cville over the years!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:12:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, for one thing, there's a guy there named Gay Hitler.
ibukisama ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:24:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Frankfort checking in. This was weird to me, too!
brianinsteadofsteven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I, too, grew up in Frankfort! Weird seeing it mentioned in a thread on the front page of /all.
harv4276 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:30:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
More like 12,000. Donโt sell Roundtown short, man!
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I forgot a 0
supermariomaster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:32:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:00:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Homo Stalin, is that you?
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:04:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, sorry.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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OnlysayswhatIwant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:48:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I only know you guys as that one place I drive through to get to Columbus
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:49:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly I think that's what we're most know for. Apart from Pumpkin Show.
Suinej ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:41:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And drugs.....lots of drugs.
BigPaul1e ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:40:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My in-laws would occasionally watch our kids for the weekend, and we'd always meet in Circleville to hand them off. Sometimes we'd meet at the Chinese buffet for dinner - every time I went there'd be at least one table with a couple who had obviously just shot up in the parking lot, and would proceed to nod off in their food.
eastindyguy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:31:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I very rarely see articles about Circleville unless it is the unsolved murder from the 80's (I think) or about the guy who set the bomb off in the old Bingman's drug store.
abell242 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Great racetrack!
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The one in town or Scioto Downs?
I've been to neither.
abell242 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:44:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The one in town.
tangled_up_in_blue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:55:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My dadโs from South Bloomfield. This is nuts lol
pm_me_sad_feelings ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:01:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Someone talked and we're going to figure out who!
kellypg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:03:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, my hometown, Utica, illinois, has a pop. of 1000 but half the country has heard of it. Stupid rock tourists.
55_4B ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:40:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well I used to date a girl from Ashville.
schockergd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
14,000 to be more accurate.
silentclowd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:19:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
THUY:ย It's funny, because you know, you look at Los Angeles and it's like "oh, City of Angels! That's a cool name." Or Cincinnati, named after a Roman general or whatever. Chicago comes from a Native American name for a local plant. But these guys in this part of the country were just like, "uhhhhhhh"
ROGER:ย "Uhhh, there's some circles, we're Circleville now, fuck it, it doesn't matter, I'll probably be eaten by a bear tomorrow."
17776
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Cos one of them is called Dr Gay Hitler
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:56:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My husband and I stopped for lunch in a bar downtown and an anonymous person secretly paid for our lunch.
Thanks, Hitler.
greatestbass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My family is from there. My grandma got blown up in the Binghams Drug store explosion back in the sixties. We're in Dayton now.
samurilincoln ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Quick sup from Baltimore, fellow Fairfield county bro
stesm24 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:02:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lancaster here. 'Sup
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:18:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yeah, best movie theater until you get to Columbus.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:26:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Circleville is in Pickaway
samurilincoln ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:35:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ah shit
DekhuScrub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao my school has 1000
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My school district has that many people lol
mrsuns10 ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 23:26:36 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is a double whammy
samuelgato ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 00:09:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay+George Washington+Hitler
I'm going to go ahead and call this as a triple whammy
TruePaleontologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It is, isn't it?
Waja_Wabit ยท 233 points ยท Posted at 02:30:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"What's your name?"
"Gay."
"Uhhhhh, can I call you by your last name? What's your last name?"
"Hitler."
"Well fuck. You got a middle name I can call you?"
"Buttfucker."
"How about I call you 'dude'?"
JYPark_14 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 09:23:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Damn son are your parents 12 years old?"
CrimsonPig ยท 250 points ยท Posted at 23:58:20 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler?
Boserbosmos ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 02:47:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping for the producers
Tasgall ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:21:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler?
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:06:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just an Ohio dentist, no one more obscurer,
Got a phone call, turns out I share my name with the Fรผhrer!
Nothing went my way, had no clue what to say
Just went ahead, worked for my bread, and now I'm bright and Gay!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping for that MR. SHOW sketch.
eaglescout1984 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:42:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We're approaching /r/retiredgif territory with this one
Spearmintify ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Risky click
robynflower ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 00:50:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well I suppose it could be worse, the family name could be Schicklgruber
RajaVioletBiancaBob ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:21:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hebrewberg- Moneygrabber.
rata2ille ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:45:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean Shekelgrabber
MTAST ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:53:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No thank you, fifteen is my limit.
rata2ille ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm dumb and I donโt get it, help?
MTAST ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JqbCH4aVw#t=89
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 23:22:15 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Direct source: https://www.circlevilleherald.com/news/hitlers-were-county-pioneers/article_2a6487b2-a34a-55f4-83f4-dfcf116d15d5.html
AMA request: one of the Hitlers of Ohio.
Also,
โธWHATโฝ
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 01:31:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a Hitler, but I live in Circleville
[deleted] ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 02:07:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Sexy_Putin69 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 02:08:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He ded
JuhBleBle ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 01:45:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Go tigers
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 01:46:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yeah
We suck ass, but still
space_reaper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're popular today. A town of 2k and a front page on Reddit. Congrats!
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:14:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, my dude! This is a strange experience. We aren't on most maps.
Ratertheman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:01:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think the town is actually like 15k or something.
space_reaper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:07:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
u/Sexy_Putin69 somebody calling you a liar. kinda
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:14:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna fight him
moseschicken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you were talking about the Detroit Tigers at first. I was hoping someone from Ohio was starting to turn.
JuhBleBle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha nope circleville is so original our high school fight song is Ohio States fight song.
Weber465 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Boo! Go Vikings!
crazychri1 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:18:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not convinced you're not a Hitler
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:20:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
๐
Don't tell anyone
Wkndwoobie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:50:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not a Hitler, drove through circleville one time by accident. Ama.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did you like all the corn?
Wkndwoobie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No. Had a very children of the corn vibe.
The_Fluffy_Walrus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:04:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I know you...
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:06:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh fuck. You know everything about me now.
What are you doing outside of our favorite shithole?
The_Fluffy_Walrus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:09:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I like browsing r/all in an attempt to get some karma.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:10:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Here, have some
The_Fluffy_Walrus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. You too.
lonesome_god ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:18:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Says /u/Sexy_Putin69
Wistephens ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:37:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
me too!
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
๐
I might know you
Suinej ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:31:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm a Circlevillain too.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh
How old are you?
Wait... I know you.
Suinej ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:44:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
33.
Iโve lived in or around Circleville almost my whole life, so it wouldnโt surprise me if you knew me.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 17, so maybe, but not super likely.
No-Spoilers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:47:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your dentist. Because if it isn't him you're doing something wrong.
Please go let Dr. Gay Hitler stick instruments in your mouth while you're asleep. And get him to do an ama.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's been dead for at least half a century
dereksmalls1985 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lancaster resident here. How are things in Roundtown?
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:45 on July 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Loud. Fireworks.
mrstickball ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:47:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There are no more Hitler's in Circleville. There was an entire generation of only women around WW2 and the name died out in the 70s.
schockergd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately the name started to disappear locally in the 50s and there are no living Hitlers in our county.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:33:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pro-tip: if the user needs to log in to read the article, you should find another source or post the text in your comment.
happysmash27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What, there's an inverted interrobangโฝ
Bradaigh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Inverse interrobangโฝโฝ
InfernalTomato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted for the interrobangs
JasonsBoredAgain ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 00:10:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Hitler.
ImLazyWithUsernames ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:43:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Gay Hitler.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bro that's so gay
Fratboy_Slim ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 02:12:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler
Our dentistry is your final solution for oral health issues.
Sparklepuff ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:46:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This Hitler will gas you too, but he gives fillings instead of taking them!
Fratboy_Slim ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:28:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, Gay Hitler gives fillings alright ๐
Vulpine_of_Light ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:45:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
oh no it works on too many levels
[deleted] ยท 7430 points ยท Posted at 23:33:22 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 3879 points ยท Posted at 23:35:54 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Son of George Washington Hitler
[deleted] ยท 1655 points ยท Posted at 00:05:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
who's a well respected dentist.
synae ยท 894 points ยท Posted at 00:06:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Living in Circleville.
sonic_tower ยท 745 points ยท Posted at 00:11:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ohio.
Mr2pudding ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 02:33:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Because Adolf
Pezkolibre ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 02:42:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler miss
KanyesCroissant1 ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 02:49:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
pelled his grandfather's
grantly0711 ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 02:53:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
surname
A_Reddit457 ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 02:54:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Heidler", the
ebilgenius ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:02:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of Ohio
TheDukeOfLukes ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:05:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
are likely the
elkshadow5 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:07:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
only true
FlynnRock ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:13:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers
Pinapplewhisperer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:58:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye
BustedLung ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:15:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
in
sibraa6 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:59:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ohio
MinecraftK131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
only true Hitlers
MinecraftK131 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye.
DigThatFunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Only true Hitlers will get this meme!!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
ElChupacabrasSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler
HylianHero95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
only true Messiahs.
HydroLeakage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Cake is a lie.
Kewp_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of
Enzentro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of
Anity_Ex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers from Ohio
ScourgeOfGod98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of Ohio
Spanktank35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of
Codiac500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of Ohio
5m0k1n70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of Ohio
zenith1297 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler's of Ohio
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of Ohio are lik
SeatbeltHands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler's of Oh
zach6605 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of
asherd234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of
lukakrkljes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of oh
gingerbud123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of Oh
manualsquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Actual, correct
c00pdawg ยท 167 points ยท Posted at 02:15:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
White boy. Ohio.
mocharoni ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 02:18:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Deutschland ist mein Stadt
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 02:41:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Be sure to buy some Gay Hitler merch like a true maverick! Link in bio!!!
ATLKing24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nett
batfacecatface ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Stadt oder Land? รsterreich...?
ILIEKDEERS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tbf thatโs like most of Ohio.
a10t2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure he was just correcting the pronunciation.
00cjstephens ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Every day, brohio.
YourBoyFrodoge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye
ancientflowers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:50:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It feels like they're trying way, way too hard to be the opposite of a Hitler.
mesori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lmaooo
TheXarath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana is basically lebensraum for Ohio.
zacht180 ยท 182 points ยท Posted at 00:17:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt live too far away from there and Iโm genuinely considering having him as my practitioner now.
Edit: fuck I didnโt realize I broke the comment chain... I deserve these coming downvotes.
takes off pants and bends over
jay--dub ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 01:06:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't that kind of shower.
dead_gerbil ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 01:43:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think he's just asking for a Gay Hitler
ShelfordPrefect ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:27:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is that like a mini version of a dirty Sanchez?
Rubanski ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:43:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's a dirty schnitzel
HanBalSwot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In Scotland they call it a snake cup.
evil_leaper ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:57:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's my fuckin tit, bitch!
PM_ME_UR_FAV_ALBUM ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 00:57:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck
assholeash ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:34:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You a fellow Ohioan I presume?
zacht180 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:38:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately.
assholeash ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:08:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As am I, I live in Mount Vernon if youโve ever heard of it. Haha
krazeefoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:58:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'll grab the pineapple
thespanishtongue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:17:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
BOHICA
babylina ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:33:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
this isn't THAT kind of dentist
PM_ME_FREE_GAMEZ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:44:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I downvoted you.... you monster.
GingerAphrodite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I also live localish and plan on looking into him lol
omart3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:14:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Living in Circlejerk
LuckyCandy7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:53:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At this time of year.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
obviously not Straightsville
REWK ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 02:25:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, but I'm not letting a Hitler gas me no matter the dental procedure.
Not_The_Truthiest ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 02:36:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That guy would have heard every bad Hitler joke. I wonder if he laughs, gets annoyed, or just rolls his eyes at this point?
Damon_Bolden ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:36:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Probably just rolls with it. Dentists make like $150k a year. I see shitty repetitive Hitler jokes on a daily basis and Reddit doesn't pay me shit
cfoxtrot21 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:12:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Probably wasnโt an Anti-Dentite
ArthursPoodle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
'Cause he gets up in the morning
CeeArthur ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:14:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They must have gotten a laugh thinking 'people will find this hilarious in a couple hundred years, thanks for the tip Nostradamus'
Dredd_Inside ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 02:13:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He sounds like the main character of a Tracy Jordan film.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:46:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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HOLY_GOOF ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:47:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well Tracy, I owe you an apology.
turtleeatingalderman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:43:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Famed alum of the University of Ho Chi Minh City.
n00bvin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:18:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Six foot eight weighs a fucking ton
Super_Pan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:03:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He'll save children but not the jewish children
Rambo7112 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:40:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have a feeling they named him George Washington Hitler to add enough patriotism to counteract the nazi vibe.
Mininunu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Brother of Vic Hitler, the narcoleptic comic.
phuctran ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The cousin of Abradolf Lincler.
Dodgiestyle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And father to his son Jewish Hitler
conker1264 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You can't make this shit up lol
GuruMeditationError ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Washington! Hitler!
pegalus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds as absurd as Albus Severus Potter
benjalss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That sword was broken! It has been remade!
Geminii27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, I think that name's more impressive, just for the intellectual dissonance.
AboveDisturbing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's like some alternate universe fiction where he was a Nazi.
CGkiwi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:47:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't lie, you googled "Gay Hitler" but found this instead, didn't you.
Pinkerdog ยท 419 points ยท Posted at 00:04:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's Doctor Gay Hitler to you.
Gryregaest ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:55:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
DDS. Let's not oversell it.
DigThatFunk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:12:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's def a Seinfeld joke to be made here. Something about anti-dentites I'm sure
turtleeatingalderman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A sadist with outdated magazines?
Kjell_Aronsen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:10:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't spend six years in Gay Hitler School to be called Mr. Gay Hitler.
natman2939 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A dentist though. They really should have another title than dr (same with vets)
WishIHadAMillion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My dad is Gay Hitler. so my dad can out dress your dad
Inspectrgadget ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now Springtime For Hitler and the entire musical, The Producers, makes much more sense.
youseeit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't go through six years of gay Nazi dental school to be called Mr. Gay Hitler
Charlitos_Way ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 23:53:49 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I heard you wanted to change your name, are you sure about that Mr. Gay Hitler?
[deleted] ยท 196 points ยท Posted at 00:04:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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JohannesVanDerWhales ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 01:59:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is "faggo" more or less offensive than "faggot"?
Immolated_Marmoset ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 02:18:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, you gotta say it as "Fazhรณ"
Megaman1981 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:15:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/apkbO7797rE
DrippyWaffler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It depends, are you in Australia?
JohannesVanDerWhales ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:35:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, but I think they say "สoฦฦษษ" down there.
DrippyWaffler ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:38:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was making a joke, lots of aussie nicknames just drop the last consonant and throw an a or o on the end. Jack become Jacko, Robert becomes Robbo, Barry becomes Bazza and Harry becomes Hazza.
It's lots of fun.
Super_Pan ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:53:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, okay
makes sense, I follow
wat.
Cardinal_Ravenwood ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:29:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It gets even worse when you introduce aussie slang to the mix. Like you might be introduced to someone named Bluey, thats our name for gingers. Or someone might say "my seppo mate" which is their American friend.
Or you get the classic throw on an A or O to a name without dropping the consonant that makes it longer than if you just said the name correctly. eg: Shane = Shaneo, Gary = Gazza.
DrippyWaffler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:55:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's not perfect.
spazzogram ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:28:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hazza> Harro
sharkbait_oohaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jeremy "jezza, Uganda" Clarkson
Rockonfoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think he meant it's "Dr. Faggot Hiler"
iluvlamp77 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 01:49:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Paging Dr. Faggot!
Womcataclysm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Rue (=>Street) Emile Faguet, Paris France.
yaosio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's my favorite food. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm
SomeKindOfBirdman ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 02:19:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โYou changed your name TO Latrine?!โ
โYeah, it used to be Shithouse.โ
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:48:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Gryphon0468 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:42:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit! I was this close to touching it.
DrunkDialtotheDevil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Omfg I havenโt laughed like this in a while - I thank you and my therapist thanks you
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:11:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, I want to make Gay my middle name and make Super my first name."
MJWR3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
so either Super Hitler for short or Super Gay Hitler... nice
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Super Hitler to the rescue!
DAVasquez- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:18:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
AND THIS IS....SUPER GAY GOD SUPER GAY!
Just_Banner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Soon retconned to super gay blue.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's only gay if balls are touching.
radseven89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I would like to change it to my grandmother's surname: Fokker.
Wally4410 ยท 199 points ยท Posted at 02:25:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/R2uQ6Xo.gif
austin_ave ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 02:27:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/retiredgif
sniggly ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:36:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
impressively relevant, imo
motrous ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:39:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, that's why it's retired
srry_didnt_hear_you ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:57:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is seriously one of the best gifs out there. Everything about it is fantastic... How snappily the soldiers go from presenting Hitler to the nazi salute. The slow-mo's timing captures the moment so well. And how Hitler can go from terrifying genocidal maniac to fucking fabulous so instantaneously. Ugh. Beautiful.
st_griffith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Where is this beauty from?
Wally4410 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:47:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
2005 remake of Mel Brooks movie The Producers.
Toxikomania ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You should watch that movie, its pretty good.
Tartan_Commando ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 02:27:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm sure Iโve played against him on Call of Duty.
Razenghan ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 01:41:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Distant cousin of Queer Stalin.
Barron_Cyber ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 02:20:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle of Poof Pot
squid0gaming ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 02:42:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Cousin of Homo Mao
Supersnazz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:24:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Next door neighbour to Ass-Bandit Mussolini.
1stLtObvious ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:43:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Half-brother of Kiss Dong Il
randarrow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:03:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pupil of Dingus Kahn.
GrandmasBeefCurtains ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:45:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Master of Sodomy Hussein
QuantumInaccuracy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:45:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kim Jong UHN! UHN!
4DimensionalToilet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Was he the one with the Soviet Civil Union?
Razenghan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He needlessly killed millions and millions of
sperm, as they did not have an egg to fertilize.
IGGEL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
AKA Rainbow Stalin
Unnecessary_Umlauts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Neighbor of Buttpirate Castro
Beasty_Glanglemutton ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 00:35:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He was probably fortunate to live in the times he did, because at least "gay" didn't mean then what it does now.
WishIHadAMillion ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:08:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He'd be bullied so bad nowadays
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:41:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Happy Hitler
Opset ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:56:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Good Ol' Fun Times Hitler is on the scene!
palindromic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:33:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, hmm, you'd like a second opinion? Let me refer you to my esteemed colleague, Dr. Gay Hitler. Oh you've changed your mind about the second opinion? Ha ha, they always do."
organicginger ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:28:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โHappy Hitlerโ has itโs own sort of appeal.
Auctoritate ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:11:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, what, do you think it was the 1600s? Gay has had sexual connotations for a few centuries.
ActuallyYeah ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:08:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah right. That other kind of gay was invented in 1967 in San Francisco. If it's been around as long as you claim, we would've heard about that.
puos_otatop ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:11:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
your comment was funny until your garbage edit
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:17:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His gold should be revoked for that
3ViceAndreas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!redditsilver
Anivair ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:41:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It literally sounds like a handle a 12 year old would try to take on a gaming system.
omart3 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:15:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!!
fapsandnaps ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:43:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/AwardSpeechEdits
tommy_needs_a_mango ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:53:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My great grandfather is named Gaylord Cox. Guess what he named his daughter? Gaynelle Cox.
I have not one, but TWO people named Gay Cox in my family.
Just wanted to let you guys know.
Ayers_BA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:02:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So you can just say the words Gay Hitler and get gilded?
Nice move, nice move
AugyCeasar ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:48:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can't take this I'm literally laughing so hard.
honorman81 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:22:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a great comment. Merely repeating the name mentioned in the article.
And some pea-brain actually gave you gold for it.
And thousands of idiots upvoted it.
thebestdaysofmyflerm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:39:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Youtube comment realness
Tacodogz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He could have at least said something like "Hey I saw a documentary about this"
Nicholaes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what I was going to say. Thank you
tommy_needs_a_mango ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dude it's Gay Hitler
Lighten up
BlueSoup10 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You fool
honorman81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Explain
dominik12345678910 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:40:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're just mad, because you didn't think of it first
deathakissaway ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:30:20 on February 27, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And one cry baby cries about it.
Generickiddo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So long, gay Hitler
OldWolf2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
From Circlejerkville
_swf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/awardspeechedits
zenethics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gaydolf Hitler. Missed opportunities man.
krathil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaand you ruined your comment with a shit tier edit. Upvote revoked.
AndyYumYum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So long, Gay Hitler.
3ViceAndreas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:44:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ur mom is gay hitler
ThermionicEmissions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Does he figure skate?
El_Wingador ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The right Hitler is Gay Hitler
Yardsale420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Most american name ever
merritt6882 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This guy gave gold to himself!
sandbrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No u
BoneTugsNHarmony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler did nothing wrong!
Anberlin_XI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/awardspeechedits
brberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Of the Circleville Hitlers.
Wannabkate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's Doctor Gay Hitler too you.
pepcorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still amazed to learn Gay used to be a real and acceptable first name.
Blaphlafagus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to point out that your edit is about 30 times longer than your original post
AlexS101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck your edit.
Banshee90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You should join his youth outreach group. Gay hitler youth.
KalebMW99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
@Kung Fury
pronouncedayayron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That must be a Reddit username
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:43:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shitler - Where the Butterflies Sleep
feltman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:06:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Best band name ever.
Thot_Crusher ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:02:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're the type of person that makes everything worse for everyone else
bigmacjames ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's Doctor Gay Hitler to you, bitch.
Lr103 ยท 262 points ยท Posted at 23:51:16 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Adolf was a Schicklgruber - his Fatherโs birth name.
[deleted] ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 02:05:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Barron_Cyber ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:22:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I grabbed your mom by her Schicklgruber.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:31:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
15 schicklgrubers is my limit baby.
OfficialHitomiTanaka ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:27:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sheckel grabber?
ElderBowlsIVHighrim ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 02:03:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But "Hiel Schicklgruber" didn't have the same striking effect, so he changed it. He was also a fan of alliteration, which begs historians to believe this to be the reason to chose Hitler to begin with.
Edit: I can't believe I have to do this but, ITS A FUCKING JOKE GUYS!!!
Settle down.
mammam987 ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 02:15:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's completely false.
By the time Adolf was born his father, Alois, had already taken the name Hitler. Alois Hitler, was originally born Alois Shicklegruber and his father was unknown. It's still debated if Alois's father was actually "Hitler" or not as the documents to claim "Hitler" as his dad looked to be a bit shady, but when Adolf was born the family name was Hitler. Adolf didn't choose it for alliteration. He has been noted saying though, that he doubts he could have risen to power with the name Schicklegruber.
l0ngstorySHIRT ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:20:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the alliteration in the name "Adolf Hitler"?
EDIT: nevermind, I guess there's an L in each name. I just usually associate alliteration with the first letter in words. My mistake.
Fine_Structure ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:30:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're right about what alliteration is. The alliteration comes from the Heil. "Heil Schicklgruber" doesn't have alliteration, but "Heil Hitler" does. Having the same consonant sound repeated somewhere other than the start is consonance.
l0ngstorySHIRT ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:31:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah! I didn't realize he meant the Heil Hitler part. Definitely always thought I knew what alliteration was, so this is a relief.
Sawyex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The name โAdolf Hitlerโ is also sharp and straight to the point
DabbingTRex ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:28:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heil Hitler is the alliteration in this context, which was also a joke. Is it even an alliteration without the first letter/sound the same?
ElderBowlsIVHighrim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think ypure the only one who gets that my comment was a joke. I think I upset r/askhistorians...
DabbingTRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I loved the joke, stuff like /r/shittyaskscience is my favorite.
ElderBowlsIVHighrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks man! I appreciate that!
hostile65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He would have just changed it to Hans Gruber.
HughJasshole ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whoosh
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 02:18:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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mammam987 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:36:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a historian and World War 2 is really neat to learn about. All of this information is in a wonderful book called "The Life and Death of Adolf Hilter" by Thomas Payne. It's incredibly fascinating to learn about how he became who he did. It also humanizes him, which I think is important.
For instance, did you know he spend a good portion of his 20s homeless?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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JacobinOlantern ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:00:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
-Comrade Jeb
shits_kafkaesque_yo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:35:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LordLoko ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:17:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't
HitlerAdolph that changed the surname, it was his father Alois.[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Technically, it was Hitler
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 02:14:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol "Hiel Schnicklgruber" sounds hilarious.
110397 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:17:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โEveryone who disagrees with me politically is literally schiklgruberโ
ChadT84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I keep hearing it with a swedish accent. Either way it is hilarious.
MIBPJ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thats not true. Adolf Hitler was born with the last name Hitler. Did you by chance read that in Rise and Fall of the Third Reich? I know that it says something along the lines of what you're saying but it was intended to be more tongue in cheek joke about how bad "Heil Shicklgruber" sounds and that WWII might have been prevented if only Hitler had that clunky last name.
BGRommel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In the book, Shirer discusses Alois' name change and brings up Hitler's rise to political prominence may have not been possible with a name like Shicklegruber. It was part tongue in cheek, but also part serious. For someone who was very much about optics and controlling his image, such a last name may have actually been a major detriment. Of course, if his father hadnt changed it, I'm sure that Adolf would have changed it himself.
ThePrussianGrippe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:33:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Adolf Hitler isnโt even an alliteration.
exatron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds better with his full name- Adolph Elizabeth Hitler.
Not many people know it, but The Fรผherer was descended from a long line of English queens.
dogslovemebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I always enjoy the rare chance to see a relevant Producers joke
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:37:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck? Maybe check your facts before you spew bullshit like this.
ElderBowlsIVHighrim ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:49:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Its a joke. Maybe find a sense of humor before you spout bullshit like this.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 03:12:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, you sure said that in a funny way. The ol' elementary school "It was just a joke, guys!"
ElderBowlsIVHighrim ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:22:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit you're really that dumb.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Better to be dumb than make a dumbass mistake and try to play it off in the most cringe-worthy manner possible.
ElderBowlsIVHighrim ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:47:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is your problem. It was clearly a joke... You are a sad little guy aren't you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Except it wasn't
ElderBowlsIVHighrim ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:01:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And whats your proof?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't a court of law jackass
ElderBowlsIVHighrim ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what I expected. Ha!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, yeah, it's an internet conversation. What possible proof could there be?
ImpostorSyndromish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But Aloisโ stepfather was Hiedler/Hieddler/Hitler
togawe ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 01:47:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dibs on Hitlers of Ohio for a band name
alegxab ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:15:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer The Ohio Hitlers
rocketwilco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:48:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My knockoffband. The Ohio Hitters.
alegxab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mine was already a double knockoffband
rocketwilco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We could get Illinois Nazis for an opening act.
Judazzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now on tour with The Treble Inca's!
[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 01:47:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler sounds like something someone would call you after losing at Call of Duty on XBOX Live.
hamshotfirst ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:14:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
STOP CAMPING, DOCTOR GAY HITLER!
KJatWork ยท 406 points ยท Posted at 23:42:00 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of a pointless fact though given how many names were misspelled even here in the US in the 1700s and 1800s....even the early 1900s. Even this Hitler family could be a misspelling in their past.
SicilianEggplant ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 02:18:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Ohio family would still be more Hitler than Hitler though.
Also, while I donโt doubt that a lot of immigrants would have misspelled their (our) names coming over to America, it doesnโt make the article completely pointless by virtue of the lack of evidence to the contrary.
โOh, you have an interesting family name. Where does it come from?โ
โEh, itโs pointless to talk about it because a lot of people misspelled their names back then.โ
ChaosWolf1982 ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 02:31:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like a cool name for a death-metal song.
robophile-ta ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:59:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or a Rob Zombie song...
102938475601 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:46:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Like โMore Human Than Humanโ?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:31:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This makes the article completely pointless though
Possibly
But somehow it's a given for TIL
KJatWork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As if the immigration over was the only point the name would be spelled wrong?
A family member of mine was in the US Army back in the 1800s and his last name was spelled different at each post he was sent to. Those are official government records, not him changing his name. He didn't know how to spell so his signature was an "X". The spelling was up to an officer at each fort.
Another family member saw a name change when he moved his family a county over to avoid harassment.
Then there was all the family in the south that changed their names by dropping a letter intentionally during the Civil War to separate themselves from the family in the North.
So No, this article doesn't prove they are more Hitler than Hitler. It just shows they win the "horrible spelling" illiteracy lottery of the 1800s to end up with the same name as one of the most hated man in history. Good for them.
guysguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Except for the fact that Hitlerโs name was Hitler. That was his last name at the time of birth. This TIL is 100% wrong and we know that, Iโm not even sure how it got so many upvotes. If anything, it was Hitlerโs father who changed the spelling.
The family name was Hitler in 1876. 23 years before Adolf Hitler was even born.
Kinkymessenger ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 02:31:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No
Crap4Brainz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:12:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The idea of "correct" spelling didn't really take off until the mid-1800s to begin with.
HennoGarvie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:54:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Except the Hitlers' surname change wasn't a misspelling at all, it was an intentional change by his father. Don't know why OP decided to just make up a random 'fact'.
kthxtyler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heetlur
Marmalade6 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah originally it was Himmler.
dublinmarley ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 00:00:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder how often Hitler No 2 sign gets stolen.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 01:59:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'll steal it tomorrow
Ask_me_4_a_story ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 02:28:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't do it man. They're gonna cone to Subway and arrest you!
stratcat22 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:39:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The one across from Speedway!
mrstickball ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:49:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There are two Subways beside Speedways in Circleville, so his plan is foolproof!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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stratcat22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ok take it easy now.
supermariomaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
3 if you count the one outside town at the Walmart
mrstickball ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:27:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There isn't a speedway near that one, though. Nor where we had the 4th Subway, beside Peebles.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So many Subways
mrstickball ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:11:39 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone ask for you by name at Subway today? I wasn't able to make it in :-(
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:34:08 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately no
Th3Seconds1st ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:29:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Putin will back Dr Gay Hitler in 2020 confirmed.
schockergd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Usually every time someone brings this up on reddit or the local news covers everything, someone steals it.
The Hitler family cemetery has also been vandalized quite a few times.
dublinmarley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wait you mean I could be stealing gravestones instead? I need to up my crime game.
duelingdelbene ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 02:13:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was /r/circlejerk for a second
BrotherRangale ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:20:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Its too good to be true
synkronized ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:40:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Life is stranger than fiction.
Momma_Coprocessor ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:47:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No shit. I was like those fools made it to the top of the frontpage. And Circleville? I'm not sure any of this is real.
forgetfulcoder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I was on /r/subredditsimulator
Chrisixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was /r/SubredditSimulator
DesperateMailman ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 02:13:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You found this by searching "gay Hitler " didn't you.
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 02:15:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Real answer: I was looking up to see if anyone else had the surname 'Hitler'.
Fun panzer: Don't look up 'Gay Titler'.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:55:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
http://images.coilhouse.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/titler1.jpg
Judazzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Such a relevant typo: Gay Hitler with his army of fun panzers.
Blutos_Beard ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 00:25:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Hiedler"? Isn't that just Hitler in Mexico?
MillionMileM8 ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 00:51:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Argentina depending on who you ask.
Pollomonteros ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:11:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel kind of bad that one of the reasons my country comes up in online discussions is because of the amount of Nazis that hid here.
nanajamayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man white people are hot so fuck I'd be thankful for their genes coming to my country's gene pool. Oh f wait. I'm starting to sound like a white supremist.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, you just come off as the typical Argentinian (superiority complex and all).
runnerswanted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This guy watches The History Channel
TheLayDsMan ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:04:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler es Hitler en Mรฉxico.
holaquetaltio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:11:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jitler
loics ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:56:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now why would you name your son gay when your last name is Hitler
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:54:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The first Circleville Hitler, George Hitler, married Susannah Gay. I suppose it was in tribute of her.
Wewanotherthrowaway ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:33:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They coulda named him Saul or something, like yeesh. They really set him up good.
boopdelaboop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.nameplayground.com/Gay 's diagram for the name over the years is interesting, especially the sudden spike at 1939 as a boy's name (Gay Hitler was born in 1922).
Alexdykes828 ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 00:36:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
GW Hitler mustโve called his son Gay just to poke fun at Adolf Hitlerโs homophobia.
Superfly724 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:14:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler was named before Adolf Hitler was a known figure. He became a dentist in 1922.
alienccccombobreaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Streets ahead.
nowWhy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:01:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
R/gwhitler would be an interesting sub
John_Fx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was a family name.
JuhBleBle ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:45:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in circleville home of the pumpkin show and dated a girl for several years who lived on hitler rd #2 , i had no idea
Far_oga ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:39:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Adolf didn't misspell the name, his father name was Hitler. And alternative spellings ain't that uncommon. You probably didn't write down your own name in different records. His grandfathers brother was also known as Hรผttler.
coffeeadaydoctoraway ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:02:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Surprised he was a dentist. I would have suspected Gay Hitler to be an anti-dentite.
NorthFloridaG8tor ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 02:08:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr Gay Hitler
souljabri557 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 02:35:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There is a man named Gay Hitler who is the son of George Washington Hitler. What the hell
alienccccombobreaker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:01:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thread feels like one big huge troll.
skuska ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:34:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thought this was /r/subredditsimulator
[deleted] ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 00:28:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of name is Circleville?
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 00:30:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, it's really not that strange, all things considered. Courtesy of /u/HannasAnarion:
Tactical_Moonstone ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 01:32:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Eric_Xallen ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 02:08:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think they killed all the lions during british occupation
Edit : nevermind, my dad (who worked out of Singapore when I was a kid) is full of shit.
Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:53:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/ExplainLikeImCalvin/
klingonpigeon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was tigers
NorikReddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:09:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was tigers. The lion thing was from a legend Source: live here
Syncite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn how long did you believed Singapura killed all the lions?
monodontosaurus ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:39:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Re. Tokyo, the characters ไธไบฌ (simplified) do indeed mean eastern capital, but its reference point is Kyoto (or ไบฌ้ฝ), which literally just means "capital city."
So, to clarify: Tokyo's the capital East of Kyoto, not referenced to Beijing/Nanjing.
PureSmoulder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:43:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ooh ohh i can explain Singapore!
So there's a legend about how the island was found, long before the British came.
There was once a king of some nearby island called Palembang named Sang Nila Utama. He was chasing a stag up a hill, but it disappeared when he reached the top. He saw an island with a white sandy beach which had the appearance of a white sheet of cloth.
He asked his chief minister what that place, who told him it was a place called Temasek. (translates to Sea Town. I know, we Asians are great at names)
He then decided to visit Temasek. However, when his ship was out on the sea, a great storm erupted and the ship was tossed about in the huge waves. The ship began to take in water. To prevent it from sinking, his men threw all the heavy things on board into the sea to lighten the ship. But still water kept entering the ship. On the advice of the ship's captain, he threw his crown overboard as a gift to the sea. At once, the storm died down and he reached Temasek safely.
He landed safely on the beach, then went to hunt wild animals near the river mouth on a patch of open ground now referred to as the Padang. Suddenly, he saw a strange animal with a red body, black head and a white breast. It was a fine-looking animal and moved with great speed as it disappeared into the jungle. He asked his chief minister Demang Lebar Duan what animal it was and was told that it was a lion. Whoever told him this was a moron by the way, Singapore has never had lions. It was probably a tiger.
He was pleased with this as he believed it to be a good omenโa sign of good fortune coming his way. Thus, he decided to build his new city in Temasek. He and his men stayed on the island and founded a city in 1299, and renamed this city Singapura, which in Sanskrit means "Lion City".
DrippyWaffler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:35:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. Oh ok.
k2qogir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to have a glass of fucking hell.
Captain_Shrug ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 01:50:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I want to know the story behind this one.
Also, California has
and more. Those are just the ones I remember offhand.
wilburswain12 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 02:02:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Where I grew up we had villages called No Place and Pity Me. They really did sum them up though.
airbornchaos ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:31:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
California also has its own Hell. It's in Riverside County; Southern California, so it gets pretty warm there.
Not to be confused with Hell, Michigan which freezes over in mid November.
Captain_Shrug ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:40:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, I think hell was misnamed. Where I am should be called Hell. It feels like something out of a biblical punishment- nothing but low-quality strip-malls and housing tracts as far as the eye can see until you run into Sacramento...
oslosyndrome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The city centre is flanked by two mountains, and the word has been reported to mean either boobs or the gap between boobs. Some also say it just means meeting place
Just_Banner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well Earp is probably named after the OK corral guy. It's not that bad.
NotAdamSiska ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was a mistranslation of "meeting place" and turns out to mean "cleavage", also because its in a valley between two mountains.
Though this list seems to have forgotten about Tittybong...
emptycells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There is also Zzyzx, CA. It's the alphabetically last place name.
striatedgiraffe ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:29:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Moosomin, Saskatchewan means moose berries otherwise known as moose poop
glassjester ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:21:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shades of Death is just the name of a road, though.
StateofWA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And the state motto.
glassjester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol, yes. Unofficially.
When people visit, though, we tell them it's "Liberty and prosperity."
BoiWhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I was hoping it was a town/city. It easily beats all the rest on this list.
estranaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah and the street is spooky af.
It is the middle of the woods and nothing is really built on the road so it is just nothingness as far as I can remember.
JerZeyCJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't they also start greasing up the sign pole because people kept climbing up the pole and stealing the sign?
glassjester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol, I never heard that.
...Just googled it. Yep - you're right.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:14:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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ScoobiusMaximus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:28:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
SkrimTim ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:23:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I used to drive through Fishkill all the time when I lived down that way, there are so many towns and rivers in upstate NY ending in "kill" I never thought of it as weird.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:53:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I drive over the Normans Kill every day and it made me chuckle when Bates Motel was on tv
trumpetemperor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:27:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Boring, Maryland is a little redundant, don't you think?
LeftCoastLefty82 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:39:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fishkill, NY is a pretty awful place anyways. Poor fish.
ChinaShopBully ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:13:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Queer Mountain Mount Terror sounds like an interesting place. There aren't too many Mountain Mounts out there.
Cocomorph ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:14:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fishkill: see also Whorekill
MistarGrimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Amster means nothing. It's a dam on the river AmsteL though.
Plastastic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:50:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Amsterdam is derived from Amstelredamme which means dam on the Amstel. The Amstel being a river.
/r/quityourbullshit
-E6- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And San Diego means, "Whale's Vagina."
Source: Ron Burgundy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Amsterdam the best one
Plastastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad its incorrect.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:17 on February 28, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
thanks dream killer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Then there is this village in Austria.
A3A6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Two Guns, Arizona
thebestdaysofmyflerm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget Weed, California!
zebra0312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Vienna means probably "forest stream" and Vindobona means "white building" or "white village". But nobody seems to be 100% sure and Vienna has like 5 different names in other languages, so its an absolute mess anyway.
tonedeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Grand Tetons National Park means "Large Breasts" National Park
mexus37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Donโt forget lake Titicaca
justchuck1070 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
GreenFriday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
New Zealand is really creative with its naming.
Main Islands: North Island, South Island.
Provinces: Northland, Southland, West Coast.
Towns/Cities: Palmerston, Palmerston North, Rotorua (Name means two lakes), Westport (Port on the West Coast, just north of Cape Foulwind), Upper Hutt, Lower Hutt.
And then there's East Cape, One Tree Hill (tree since removed), and Westland (subregion of the West Coast).
Oh, and my favourite Australian city name is Townsville.
TheSorge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Cut and Shoot, Texas. Used to drive through it fairly often.
theThinkingThat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Canada's great for this โขMedicine Hat โขHead-Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump โขFort Qu'appelle (meaning something along the lines of fort whatsitcalled in French if I'm not mistaken) โขHappy Valley Goose Bay โขUranium City โขMoose Jaw โขKamloops โขSaskatoon โขNorway House โขIgloolik (meaning "there is a house here") โขRepulse Bay (since renamed to Naujaat) โขKangiqsualujjuaq
Yeah.
NickeManarin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually
Rio de Janeiro. If you translate it literally, it means "The River of January".MrCurdles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know where you got that list from but the Amsterdam one is bullshit. So it makes me suspect some of the others are too.
Sexy_Putin69 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:32:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It used to be a big circle. Had wall around the whole thing, but they "conformed".
Source: from Circleville, Ohio
eastindyguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And that was built inside an old Native American burial mound (Hopewell if I remember correctly). I grew up there and have forgotten a lot of the history of the town.
JuhBleBle ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:46:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Peace up Roundtown down!
airbornchaos ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:19:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When the town was founded, the streets were laid out in a series of circles around ancient (200 BC - 500 AD) native burial mounds.
soaffb1337 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Better than Pee Pee Township, Ohio
schockergd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The town was originally designed like a hub with the streets coming out like spokes from the county courthouse.
orkrule ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I used to live in Scircleville, IN. There's worse.
eastindyguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was originally founded and built inside a circular Native American burial mound that are common in the area. There are a few places in town where you can still see part of the original mound that weren't destroyed as the city expanded.
unbelieveablyclean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
and, of course, Tombstone, Arizona.
GuyoFromOhio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
All the cool kids call it Round Town
Superfly724 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's a town in the state of Georgia called Santa Claus and every street is named after something related to Christmas.
mrstickball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was built on prehistoric Earth mounds, and the center of town was built in a circle.
Judazzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It starts to make sense once you've seen an old map of the place.
The_Paul_Alves ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:25:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
For a second there I thought this was from /r/fakehistoryporn
ZippyDragoon117 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:22:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I'm fucking from Circleville Ohio. Thats weird as shit. I've never heard that
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:43:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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ZippyDragoon117 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
wow XD
supermariomaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:38:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iยดm also a fellow Circleviller, pretty shook to see my town show up on the front page of reddit!
chocolate_spaghetti ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:42:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Would you let Gay Hitler put his fingers in your mouth?
TheSeansei ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:42:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I keep reading this title but I think I'm reading it wrong.
SkincareQuestions10 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 03:44:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's because a retard wrote it.
wilburswain12 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:59:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean that entire family obviously has great fun with the naming game. One after a president and the other speaks for itself. Great work guys. Big fan.
TheLyingProphet ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:16:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
the Hitlers of ohio are likely the only true Hitlers
110397 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Where else would hitler be from?
meshgearfoxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Robert Pollard already stole that probably.
VZalinsky ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:19:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I just assumed this was a post from r/circlejerk
Mr_Fine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:30:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
same, 100% thought it was
GuyoFromOhio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:47:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/Circlevillejerk ftfy
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Close. It's just Circleville.
TJ_McWeaksauce ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:29:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In Circleville, everybody loves Gay Hitler!
paradragoon ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:35:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So wait, all of his patients have gay Hitler rooting around in their mouths..........
TigerSaint ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:11:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โOk, now letโs get that molar out. Would you like some gas before we start?โ
โNO!โ
HiImAlice ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:47:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can you imagine growing up with the name Gay Hitler
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:59:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I live 10 minutes away from Hitler road and never even knew about it? It's back in the dirt roads from Circleville and isnt near any of the commercial/residential areas.
supratachophobia ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:22:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Circleville... Figures....
tawy121 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:35:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dude's surname is Hitler and they name him Gay. ๐
Ratertheman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:56:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hey, my hometown on reddit. I actually used to live right next to Huber Hitler road. Last time I checked some people wanted to get it changed because Hitler was in the name. Actually, the house that is in the picture is my best friends parent's place.
probywan1337 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:07:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow a round town post on front page. Now I've seen everything
zachij ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:42:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a villain from an Austin Powers flick lol
cLitty_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:46:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler
Adolf is FUCKING ROLLING
djblaze666 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:09:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit! Talk about losing the 1st AND last name lottery.
lEatSand ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:14:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So they are in fact....literally Hitler?
ActualDemon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:36:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Springtime for Hitler plays in the distance
chocolate_spaghetti ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:42:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It must be really hard for him to order pizza
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:56:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have an easily fuckupable last name but from now on whenever Iโm about to whine about it Iโll remember thereโs a Gay Hitler out there.
phrates ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:06:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We pass Huber-Hitler Rd on the way to my in-lawsโ, and it wasnโt until I saw this on reddit five years ago that I learned about Gay Hitler. Sometimes reddit really impressed me. Like every year or so, when this is posted.
clandbrown ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:08:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
hey i work in circleville ohio. fuck MPW, fuck Chris Moore and fuck Willie Stonerook
Lupinfujiko ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:53:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"George Washington Hitler".
It sounds like a character in a really bad Sci-fi novel.
gefahrliche88 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:08:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have lived no more than 15 minutes from circleville my entire life and didnโt know this. I mean, I know about hitler road. But not all this. Neat.
gMoneytz ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:12:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Gay. Mr. Hitler....Mr. Gay Hitler.
Eric_Xallen ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:17:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have a pen, I have a pineapple...
Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
mmmf, Dr. Gay Hitler!
Dantalion_Delacroix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:45:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, Dr. Gay Hitler actually
thedugong ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:53:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is he a South Park character?
dinosaursarewicked ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:25:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This post had me at "Dr."
LeftCoastLefty82 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:38:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Proof that truth is stranger than fiction
Diggs4President ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:12:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr Gay Hitler seems like a name you would make to close the pool due to aids on Habbo Hotel
teh_wad ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:17:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think I found a pic of him.
EchoChamber10 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:22:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
wait I am seriously confused in reading this, someone help me please
sharrrp ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:23:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to see a movie titled "Dr. Gay Hitler"
kse_john ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:25:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And just a few months ago a girl was trying to get the names changed. Iโm from this town and no one has a problem with it because theyโre knowledgeable of the origins.
Anivair ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:40:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As a resident of Central Ohio this made is inexplicably proud for no reason at all.
runnerswanted ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:46:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If DrGayHitler wasnโt a username on reddit within the first month of its existence I will be very upset.
Thedorekazinski ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:49:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TFW Dr. Hitler extracts your gold filling.
SuchaDelight ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:50:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought i had the best name: Delight. I have been trumped by Dr. Gay Hitler.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:04:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler
Paging /r/bandnames
LinearFluid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:13:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Circleville also holds a Huge Pumpkin Festival every year, so they have that.
Bisco42 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:34:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ my hometown on the front page of Reddit. Never thought I'd see the day.
Nrengle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:35:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's a Hitler Road outside of Circleville...
Megaseth ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:54:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler sounds like an awesome halloween costume.
PAPAW789 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shoutout to circleville though. The pumpkin show is always dope to visit
Daedalus871 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:14:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can't imagine school being good to him. Poor Gay Hitler.
complimentarianist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:42:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's so peculiar! This is very much like my own small town's historical founders, Dr. Queef Mussolini and Lt. Fag Pol Pot.
XxTiTSxMcGEExX ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:53:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah Circleville, home to the Pumpkin Show, which also usually has a record breaking pumpkin pie every year. I love that place!
LongBelwas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:11:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler sounds like one of those Rick and Morty alternate universe tv shows
SweetSoursop ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:24:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Hitler
IAMDemonic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:46:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Never did I imagine I would read about Circleville on the front page. The circumstances don't surprise me. As someone who grew up in Circleville and considering the size of the place, I'm both monumentally disappointing and surprised I had never heard of this great man/family.
the_last_berb ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:12:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
All the lonely Circleville people like myself just excited to see other Circlevillians chiming in
HoseNeighbor ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:23:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Ohio Hitlers would make one heck of a name for a sports team!
Goodeyesniper98 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:27:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thereโs several roads in the state that bare his name. I nearly did a double take the first time I saw a Hitler road.
Lebosfc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:28:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My step grandfather is actually one of the descendents of Dr. Gay Hitler. He as well as my grandmother great up in Circleville lol
Zartist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:31:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There was an episode of 'Happy Endings' where Penny dated Doug Hitler. It was pretty hilarious.
FordBeeblebrox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm surprised no one has mentioned that yet.
Penny Hitler +
JEWISHwas brilliant.Zartist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I miss that show :(
ShaneSeeman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:35:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Coming this fall on FOX: The Hitlers of Ohio
ultranothing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:38:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler, huh?
moosemuch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:38:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I grew up about half an hour from circleville! Small world.
ElizzyViolet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:48:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
hehehehe gay
7th_Spectrum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:20:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler sounds like some a Reddit username
Cwillz123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If I had a name like Gay Hitler all of my friends would tremble under my feet.
DizlingtonBear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Gay Hitler is the only true Hitler...
fogcity1701 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler? Oh man, that's too easy.
However, this is actually quite interesting, all jokes aside.
TheKidWithBieberHair ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:38:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Gay Hitler is the name of a 3rd grader's dreams.
tvfb_41 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:53:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโve literally lived within 15 of Circleville my entire life and Iโve never heard of this story. Crazy bit of info that Iโm excited to now know.
TyMiles2012 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:54:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I live near Circleville. There's also a cemetery there called Hitler-Ludwig on Hitler Road.
THE_HORSE91 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:29:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Are you shitting me ? We got front page for something other than the heroin and pills that's a good day for circleville.
TheSauerkrautKid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:35:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunate, but "The Only True Hitlers" is a phenomenal band name.
FloorJacob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:11:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Proof Hitler was Gay
Vedvart1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:58:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I was in circlejerk for a good minute. How on Earth is this actually a thing??
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:22:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like i'm reading something from /r/SubredditSimulator
hstarnaud ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:09:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe that is a real name haha
igor_mortis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:33:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
BuiltToFall ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:12:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler? Mama, is this heaven?
Creoda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:56:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Dr. Gay Hitler and George Washington Hitler" Sounds like a Monty Python Sketch.
SenTedStevens ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:03:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That Adolf guy couldn't do anything right. He can't spell his grandfather's last name and was a shitty painter. That man's a loser. He'll never do anything notable.
noman2561 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:50:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Unrelated, president Trump's ancestors renamed themselves from the family name Drumpf.
ManicScumCat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That title keeps getting better and better
omart3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Adolph Hitler's name has been a misspelling this whole time.
DontOpenTilXmas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler is both a hilarious name, and the name of a TV show that needs to get made like fucking yesterday.
steezyxr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The gayest of hitlers
Gaynazidoctor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What an unfortunate name!
ChaosWolf1982 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not to be confused with Mr. Hilter, who ran in the Minehead by-election.
lindsaylbb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And the swastika flag. It's a holy symbol in Hinduism, got hijacked by the nazis and now people associate all the bad things to it.
Arnold_The_Pig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Circleville got Hitlers, heroin, and pumpkins.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on, George Washington's son was gay?
moistfuss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What an unfortunate name.
therealkirbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a name "gay hitler"
Futafanboy11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He WOULD be a dentist
FuckenGnarly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I want him as my dentist.
shaydizzle123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Were this man a neo-nazi he would be the most confusing, self contradicting neo-nazi since Black Hitler
762Rifleman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's truly amazing.
AMA_About_Rampart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. That is a lot to take in.
balloonpoop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There are far too many jokes to be made about this. I'm overloaded.
RanchMe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay hitler, whata name
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He wrote the Circleville letters, it all makes sense now (for any Unsolved Mysteries fans out there).
SRHolmes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whoโs your dentist?
Dr Gay Hitler
Jeez, sorry I asked
Rodry2808 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There is something poetic about "the only true Hitlers"
candleriggs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler is making a comeback, only this time he is taking the gloves off.
Doubledeckerdaisy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good read but the history is wrong! Adolf Hitler wasnโt born out of wedlock. His father was, but was adopted by his mothers new husband, also adopting the name. His mother & father were first cousins once removed & they had 3 children before baby Adolf came!
Kasper-X-Hauser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:02:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"When you are looking for genuine "Hitler", accept no substitute!"
That should be on their coat of arms or something.
Double_Joseph ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of a girl at my work named "Isis" .. they made her change her name to "Iris" and to be fair it was a travel company we worked for.
jjdubgoblin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Although not intended to read funny, this excerpt certainly is hilarious in of itself lol. A perfect example of why I love Reddit.
tittianup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I knew that. Heโs a mod over at r/dankmemes
thrilleratplay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh, I post this information the comments of another post a few days and almost no one noticed.
somerandumguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler is the most god damn amazing name i've ever heard. I LOVE IT!
The_Captain_Spiff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"gay hitler," huh
Gyarydos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I always imagined If there was a gay hitler he'd be a dentist
Lincoln_Park_Pirate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He couldnโt help it. He was born that way.
TheChankster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Must be nice knowing that youโre the only true Hitlers
mellowmonk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thought this was /r/SubredditSimulator.
omerta96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I find the name "gay hitler" very funny
oxygenfrank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler sounds like a super hero
dreeder22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I hope Gay Hitler is nicer than Straight Hitler
Tannerleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Which is which?
the_bass_saxophone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And all this time I've associated Circleville, OH with Ted Lewis.
SaltyMeatBoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I like how George Washington Hitler just had to keep the meme going so he named his son Gay
5TARZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would let Gay Hitler inside my mouth
AlmoschFamous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I had a solid 40 second laugh at โDr. Gay Hitler.โ Iโve seen too many memes.
The_Forest_Wolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly thought this was from /r/SubredditSimulator for a sec
RevWaldo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heiiiii-iiiiil! Sprechen sie dich?
OneLessFool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:06:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
With a name like that, he must have been constantly bullied in primary school.
aidsfarts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm imagining this dude as like the lamest band teacher in the world who likes to corner students to talk them to death about his antique clock collection.
Yerlydave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If I had a name like that I'd be fuhrerious.
HermitPrime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler is the best Hitler.
griffith12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My Dad was born and raised in Circleville and Iโve never heard this before. Iโve been there numerous times as well. Iโll be asking him tomorrow
griffith12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:01 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So I asked him about it and he has been down hitler road and he also said Hitler cemetery was a great make out spot. Little bit morbid in my opinion but Iโll take his word for it
ICarlyfan420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely love this. Lol
keeber69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"What would you do if you saw hitler walking around"
CaptLongbeard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the synopsis to a new CBS show that'll inexplicably last 3 seasons.
BloodyLombax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's a lot of information to process in that title.
MESQUITE_BBQ_JONES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We full circled ourselves to be complicit for Nazi ideas.
4peak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can you imagine the level of abuse a kid named Gay Hitler would face growing up today?
TheCapo024 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:39:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wasnโt there a documentary about people with the surname Hitler?
whitedemon21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:39:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So long, Gay Hitler!
MarduRusher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt know whatโs a better name. George Washington Hitler, or Gay Hitler.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did he have kids?
wingingitweekly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I really need to post that the title makes no fucking sense to me.
bedwards740 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. I live near here and never knew this. Even my daughter commented on how thereโs Hitler Rd number 2.. like one wasnโt enough.
o0quiksilver0o ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good Ole round town
VirginWizard69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Adolf Hitler's father was Schickelgruber, not Hiedler.
cheesetones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Used to drive this road all the time when I was working in Lancaster. I always wondered what the backstory was. Thanks op!
springhillpgh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This man is the inspiration for Mel Brooks' The Producers.
Chosenwaffle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I Did a lot of remodeling work in Circleville a few years back and spoke to mr Hitler. I never actually knew his first name or that he might be the only true Hitler so this is a very delightfully surprising newspiece.
I'll tell you what though, his last name sparked all kinds of discussion in our office about what it would be like to have that name in modern America.
Sweetcheex76 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:02:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler died about 1928. But there's a few Hitler's that still live there for sure.
Chosenwaffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah makes sense. I actually think i did hear the name but i would have definitely remembered it if it was Gay lol
scion127 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, I'm calling to make an appointment"
"Sure, what's the name?"
"Gay hitler"
phone clicks
"Not again...."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I literally spent at least 60-80 seconds just reading the names "Gay Hitler" and "George Washington Hitler" and I still refuse to believe those are actual names of people.
FlotsamOfThe4Winds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It is sad that the name is so strongly associated with that one person. There are other last names like that (e.g. Einstein), but none have such a bad reputation.
captainedwinkrieger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks to them, we have "Hitler No. 1 Rd"
trexkylorenurek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldnโt trust the โlaughing gasโ Dr.Gay Hitler uses
TurtleMantis4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
SpiderNinja79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:24:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would love to have the name gay hitler
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My last name is Heidler.. but my ancestors came over during the civil war era
egotisticalnoob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhh boy. Just imagine the jokes today if you went to school with a kid named Dr. Gay Hitler.
Pisceswriter123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This poor guy probably had so many problems in school.
notthecheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I went to grade school with some Hitlers in Missouri.
JustJoeWiard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Literally Hitler.
Aretz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
literaturely hitler
LionelHutz44 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That manโs name? Gay Hitler.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay hitler?
Stringmaster29 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:05:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
theres a documentary- meet the hitlers. about all llving hitlers
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:24:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Anytime I see Circleville all I can think of is the Circleville letter writer.
pluey200 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
OHIO! OHIO!
MaskoBlackfyre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's enough internet for me, today. Goodnight everyone.
Vladimirshootn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:35:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit Ohio, not again
nanopaladin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My ex lives in Circleville... lol funny never saw this man office. Small town too.
Ummygummy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:01:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So weird to see this. I grew up in circleville and lived there for 25 years. Many times I drove on this road but didn't know the backstory.
cyrptoearner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:06:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully he names one of his kids Trans Hitler to keep it going.
kcrexchan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:06:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay not to be called the TRUE Hitlers...
AerialDroneShot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:10:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So Gay Hitler was a man who made a living sticking things into people's mouths? Username checks out?
CoMiGa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like an Archer character.
SomeDude013743 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But was Gay Hitler an axis power?
BloodAndBroccoli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:15:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently back in the 1930's there was also a Gay Hitler who would occasionally frequent the nightclubs of Berlin
versace___tamagotchi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Merica
Dyanpanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:31:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmโฆ well why donโt you just go by Mike instead of Hitler?
No way. Why should I change? Hes the one that sucks.
Shnazzyone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:32:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Should I be bothered that Trump's family name is actually
Drumpf?
UsuallyInappropriate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:36:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โWait... so your name is Gay Focker?โ
poodong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:37:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me. I need to make an appointment with my podiatrist, Dr. Faggot Stalin.
ChicksDigBigSticks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:38:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty ironic how Adolf Hitler wanted to execute homosexuals, but there's a dude named Gay Hitler
SomeDude013743 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:47:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did gay commonly mean that back then though? Like, was it the most popular term back then? Or did that name get more ironic with time?
ChicksDigBigSticks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If I remember correctly, gay became associated with homosexuality in more recent times. Otherwise, It was associated with joy.
SomeDude013743 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:54:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, but does that mean a non-homosexual hitler (back then) was, in fact, a rather Gay hitler?
FreezinginNH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:41:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler? Sounds like something Mel Brooks would do!
https://youtu.be/gA4tvn0WGwA?t=6m5s
Nacho-Lombardi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thereโs a gay hitler joke to be made in here somewhere
fuckingblackmale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:52:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ShitFacedSteve ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:57:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love that this family seems to have the mentality of "well fuck, we already got Hitler in the name let's just give our kids the goofiest name we can think of"
QuinoaPheonix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:03:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now, "Dr. Gay Hitler" is a musical I want to see.
Liirin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, you can get kind of close with โThe Producersโ
TweedenBoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me. WHAT?
YUNoDie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:59:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They should name all their kids stuff Adolf wouldn't like. Like Gay, or Jewish names like Abraham or Schmuel.
pingu68 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:09:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler International Airport.
Qubeye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:28:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
George Washington Hitler sounds like the name of an alternate dimension villain in a time travel cartoon.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:04:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Found my new gamertag
Gizmo_gogo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:26:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I certainly hope the words "thats DOCTOR Gay Hitler to you!"have been spoken at some point
Shamwow22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:23:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The actual Hitler family โ as in, the people related to Adolf Hitler โ changed their last name and emigrated to Long Island, NY.
Three of the brothers came forward and wrote a book. They've vowed to never have children because they feel their bloodline is cursed.
Benzerka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So they're crazy, but just in a less dictatorship style.
Pizzahdawg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:47:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TFW you are literally hitler
Machiavellian3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:53:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This title feels like something from subreddit simulator
EnIdiot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:56:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That guy has a moral obligation to marry a black, Jewish woman and populate the world with lots of little Jewish African Hitlers. With any luck a few of them will be gay.
ShanksP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Talk about mailing the name lottery jackpot
FatQuack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:22:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
True Hitlers? Have there been false Hitlers?
poltergoose530 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:05:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm very confused. What does Hitler misspelling his last name have to do with anything? I thought we knew very clearly who was related to Hitler because I've heard multiple times that Hitler's surviving relatives have all made a pact to not have children so the blood line dies out. Is that a myth then?
stygianelectro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TIL? That's pretty neat.
poltergoose530 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well now because of this post I'm questioning if that's true.
DMVSavant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
no it isn't
it's garbage
on the other hand
the people welcoming
this kind of newz
had better start
worrying about
their own reputation
before they find out
white victimhood
has a expiration date
after all
Tacocatx2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I bet every time he introduces himself, people laugh and say "No, srsly, what's your real name?"
Prince_Edward_IV ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Hitler's name way Hiedler
burt_freud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I am Dr. Gay Hitler and this is my wife Heesheva Braun Hitler.
UncleDan2017 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler. That may be the most unbelievable name ever. Dude's parents hated him.
lunchladyshand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TIL that somebody named their son Gay Hitler.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:04:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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CrazykillaD ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:31:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's those damn Hiedler's we should be going after
Chernabog93 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:58:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Heidlers and the Narzi party
justaddbooze ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:24:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler was a Gay.
QuantumInaccuracy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well shoot, I thought Gay Hitler was a target of bullies in high school, but he became a dentist in 1922, so he was in high school in the 1910's. Austria's Hitler was unknown at that time, and "gay" generally meant happy.
But put a kid named Gay Hitler in high school today, that's like nicking a lamb and lowering it into the velociraptor pen.
literacolax ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:47:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Any time something random from my hometown pops up, itโs this. We have the pumpkin show people!
HasanBasan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:16:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who the fuck names their kid Gay Hitler?
danielfletcher ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:17:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
George Washington Hitler did.
TheDarkGamerTdG ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:34:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This was back in the 1910โs, when gay meant happy and Hitler of Austria was an unknown soldier in the German army.
ironmanmk42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:30:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's nothing wrong with the last name Hitler.
There's nothing wrong with having the moustache that Hitler also happened to sport
There's absolutely nothing wrong with having a Swastika as well.
Context matters. A swastika is a holy and ancient symbol dating back thousand plus years and prevalent predominantly in the Indian culture among others as well.
A Nazi salute, swastika, Adolf Hitler worship etc. are what are bad.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:50:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not just Indian but it can be seen all over Europe and all over the world, from the Hagia Sophia to Basque Country to Stilicho's tomb to Celtic tombstones to Navajo quilts.
Ironically, the swastika and the hexagram (socalled "Star of David") are two of the most ancient geometric designs in the world. These shapes have countless mathematical properties of interest and seem ingrained in the human mind. There's even a Shinto symbol that has a swastika inside a hexagram.
EnstatuedSeraph ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The nazi salute is literally just a salute from ancient rome that the nazis copied.
Chernabog93 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:00:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think the actual swastika is straight up and down, then Nazi one was tilted slightly
Midnight1131 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Nazis called it the crooked cross, or something like that in German. I don't think they used the term swastika.
Plastastic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:45:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They called it hakenkreuz which translates to hooked cross.
icerL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's just as you say. Context matters, so under most circumstances, those things just straight up remind people of Nazis and Hitler. There are more scenarios in which you appear like a Nazi or Hitler than something else, especially in America or Europe.
We live in a post ww2 world where Hitler and Nazis are the first thing you think of when you see those things most of the time, so the context is pretty much always there.
dwellercrab ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine going to the dentist only to have the guy whoโs stabbing your gums be Gay Hitler.
mrstickball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Laughing gas or Zyklon B? You may never find out to know!
ZenBound ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol Gay Hitler
mexus37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was on r/circlejerk for a second there.
tetsuo52 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:53:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh JA! Gay Hitler is just FABULOUS!!! So much better than regular Hitler.
BlueFreedom420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Im surpried Antifa hasn't burned his house down.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:26:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who?
SkeletonDude199 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly.
Tsmitty247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your name's Gay Hitler. ITS GREG HITLER GREG HITLER ๐๐๐
Copywrites ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I read the title with a mouth full of tea.
Not my best moment.
SteveHalliganComic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TIL there's someone named Dr. Gay Hilter.
vwibrasivat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol! Behold the master race.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
... am I being trolled here? Dr. Gay Hitler?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This confusing
_orion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i actually surveyed a piece of property for a hitler. probably from this family considering it was in wv. i dunno if he was still alive or not but that was the name in the records. i worked for a timber company when i was in high school. the owner was a family friend who was older so i started out riding around with him while he was working, then driving him, cruising timber and surveying, buying/selling property till i went to college. needless to say it was hard to get anyone to take you seriously when you were trying to buy/sell property at that age.
mackinder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
One of those cable tv networks needs to do a reality show.
The Adventures of Gay Hitler, only on The History Channel
liberal_bastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yeah i would just change it to hiedler, fuck being associated with that.
Dredd_Inside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How exactly did you stumble across this? Did you do a "gay hitler" google search? And if so, may I ask why?
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Real answer: I was searching for if anyone still had the surname 'Hitler' because it couldn't have just been a one-off thing like 'Lenin' (which is more or less the equivalent of someone calling themselves 'Walter Rockies')
Fun panzer: Don't look up 'Gay Titler'
openforfun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. I was just at a swim meet for my daughter (in Cincinnati) and one of the competitors last name was Hitler. Must be the same family.
robbiec_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
this is like the Winner Lane and Loser Lane example in Freakonomics
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This reads like an /r/circlejerk post
Rob1150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There is a road named after them in that area too.
JerBear81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Someone's been listening to a lot of Joe Rogan's Podcast
bigmouthsmiles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
SNL Gay Hitler
dudeskeeroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Assistant: Dr Hitler, you don't need to gas all the patients
CmanSwish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This reads like an /r/Circlejerk post
gsheridan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs exactly what I thought.
drobinow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Genuinely thought this was /r/circlejerk
SkyPork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So Hitler was literally worse than Hitler.
ChaosWolf1982 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So any time someone tries to troll them in anything online by saying "Dude, you are actually Hitler." they can say "Yes, yes I am."
tootie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Next week on TLC, The Real Hitlers of Circlesville.
zedoktar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So Dr Gay Hitler is the one true Hitler to rule them all.
TrumpVotersAre2Blame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
One Hitler to rule them all.
BlackSuN42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My dentist is worse than Hitler.
BuckRowdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What now, did I read this right?
terriblehuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sprechen sie dick?
Papachubsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His name is gay hitler?!?!?
Asidious66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like names the Impractical Jokers made up.
bradh1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I always chuckle driving by "Hitler No. 1 Rd"
Rhodie114 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like an excellent Wolfenstein mod.
07_27_1978 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who arbitrarily decides how old "true Hitler" is?
fuckyoubarry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone please draw what Dr. Gay Hitler looks like? I'm having trouble imagining what this guy looks like.
Sweetcheex76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I actually might have a copy of a drawing of him somewhere. It may have been from a book about Circleville.
thebartman47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thought I was on /r/circlejerk for a sec
pm_your_pantsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HITLER IS AMERICAN!!!
RingGiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now there's a name
ShakespierceBrosnan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno, Hitlers. Sometimes you just gotta retire the jersey and let it swing from the arena rafters.
shadowveeeeeeerse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly thought I was looking at /r/circlejerk.
Just-Touch-It ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Didnโt this guy get in trouble awhile back for being a little too heavy on the gas with patients before procedures?
your_local_foreigner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/UiyOBcU.gif
Hereโs to you, Dr. Gay Hitler.
Pot_T_Mouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate Illinois Nazis" - Dr. Gay Hitler probably
CGkiwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think someone googled "Gay Hitler" and caught his eye on this bit of interesting history instead.
Kompanion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was an r/circlejerk post at the first glance
TapoutKing666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
AHAHAHAHAH
smelly_wasp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Castrations on demand
tgr31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Talk about a rough childhood
andrewjhart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This title started out as an r/ciclejerk meets /r/SubredditSimulator
Genetic_Heretic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Worst. Insult. Ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man that has to be the worst name of all time
Jackpot777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If youโre wondering what to say that will resonate with your fellow Redditor...
hsjsjdnsh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can we just take a moment to appreciate and bask in the fact that there once lived a man called "Dr. Gay Hitler"?
Vols_KC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is Gay short for Gaylord?
Sweetcheex76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No. He was named after his grandfather, John Gay.
hsjsjdnsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The only true hitler is gay hitler
Sr_Mango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol Literally Hitler.
SpliTTMark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heidler isn't even adolphs biological grandfather
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so confused by the title I didn't even take time to process the guys name. lmao sounds like someone trying to guess a Halloween costume. "what are you, like some sort of gay hitler or something?"
GaydolphShitler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not a lot of fond memories from grade school, I'd imagine...
Hgclark97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine him giving anaesthesia. Nurse - " There's nothing to worry about Dr. Hitler is just gonna turn on the gas. "
ThermionicEmissions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I hope someone in that family goes into figure skating....
https://youtu.be/ybuKQf9p5jg
mrspermstains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
theres no way his name isnt an inside joke
surnguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler.. that's someone's doctor in Ohio
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why would his parents name him that? XD
Threethumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think he ever had patients get nervous when they would go for dental work and need to get gassed?
StockpiIeThomas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your dentist?
Oh, just Dr Gay Hitler. He really like using laughing gas for some reason...
EldeederSFW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit! 4chan has been right all along! Hitler did nothing wrong!
SoulCrushingReality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Adolf didnt misspell his last name. Thats wrong and kind of absurd to say. from memory adolfs father merried some one and adopted the name from that marriage, hitler. It was also not hielder, his grandfathers last name was hicklegruber, something like that. Which if adolfs father had not changed last names its very possible we would never have a Adolf hitler, as hail hicklegruber doesnt have the same ring.
FloatLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure I've been both killed and healed by a Dr. Gay Hitler in TF2.
Windwakerboat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't change my name just to stick it to Hitler for doing what he did
ScottishCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I checked 3 times to make sure this wasn't r/circlejerk
The_Ambush_Bug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Hitler. Dr. Gay Hitler."
DeeDeeInDC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hiedler did nothing wrong
the_bass_saxophone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hiedler spelled something wrong.
CasePaper33831 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, shit
shakethetroubles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why aren't there essentially daily postings about Stalin or Mao on reddit like there are for Hitler?
Delphicon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I know what I'm dressing up as for Halloween
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
First thought was this is a post on /r/circlejerk
Docphilsman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I bet he could make a lot of money by endorsing political candidates. Who is going to vote for someone supported by Gay Hitler.
Imagine him introducing himself like bond. "The name's Hitler, Gay Hitler"
Kjell_Aronsen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"You should know, I have a a bit of a phobia about dentists."
"You won't feel a thing, don't worry."
"I hope so. What's your name, by the way?"
"I'm Dr. Gay Hitler. Now take a deep breath."
metao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now I finally know which Hitler it was that did nothing wrong!
trashionistic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like my inner Chandler Bing is about to burst out at any time.
DrNiceGuy2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If he had show like thats so raven but it would be thats so gay
LFK1236 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why would they be the only "true" Hitlers, though? That doesn't make any sense.
MGarrigan14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
dr. gay hitler made me laugh so god damn hard
LockedOutOfElfland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Only True Hitler", I'd kinda hate to have that bragging right.
yuris104 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
True spelling of Hitler. Just like how it was written by God.
tacopig117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wut?
sneetissweetplusneat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Make it happy, make it snappy, make it gayyyy!
Morbidius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can't help but laugh whenever i hear ''the hitlers''. It just sounds too funny.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That name has to be the punchline of a joke on Will & Grace.
justdontfreakout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhhh the circleville letter writers!?
ZombieCharltonHeston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitlers of Ohio sounds like a punk band.
ch1burashka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:54 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Probably not a good idea to go around saying, "I am the one true Hitler!"
McChipsie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That was a good read
MelonElbows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I cannot imagine the amount of shit he got growing up with that name
tj_xraybanvision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I already feel uncomfortable at the dentist. Just imagine if the tooth scraper was basically Hitler.
Otelo2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was subreddit simulator
Jaz_the_Nagai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, can't even spell his own name, wow Hitler is such a loser, amirite? And his drawing sucks too.
john42bravo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I want a movie where the main bad guy is Dr. Gay Hitler. It's not his name, it's just Hitler if he was a doctor and also gay
mega345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like fanfiction
SonsofBigboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I bet a lot of people died laughing from the gas
PancakeDickwrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
a hitler and a doctor, very impressive!
bea4abbnrq16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's so much to unpack here
SmedleysButler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I knew Hitler was really Gay.
spock23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"He's a real jerK"
Blazed_Banana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man how unfortunate "Gay hitler" hahah im such a child
pokemod97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
O
brettwilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was r/circlejerk for a second
pm_me_your_aloo_gobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Am I on Subreddit Simulator?
Tannerleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The plot of Fung Fury II: The Fascist and the Fรผhriuouser
Daynightz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I named my horse the antonym of Hitler in Zelda; Tickler.
ericksomething ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks
Crazywhite352 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I read the title and was surprised to see this wasn't in /r/circlejerk
utu_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
if this isn't proof we live in a simulation, I don't know what is.
Jonathan_Pine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler Bad, Vandals Good
t3sture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How does one misspell their grandfather's name?!
upvotersfortruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh, the "No true Hitler Fallacy"
PaulPhoenixMain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Surely THIS will be the end for Adolf Hiedler!
Momochichi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like someone overcompensated a bit with "George Washington Hitler" over there. And then he went, "Fuck it, let's call him Gay."
test822 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
congenital irony poisoning
Ermadrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How long until "I kid you not" becomes dated rhetoric?
liarandahorsethief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Godwinโs Law mustโve been a real bitch for them.
obamapenishard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/circlejerk leaking
Shinkopeshon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The title could be straight from an Onion article but I guess sometimes, real life can be bizarre enough.
Crimith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I legit thought this was posted in /r/circlejerk
rickrogers83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
More Hitler than the Hitler
casualcorey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
gayhitler69
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best fucking thing I've heard all month.
Chris_skeleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You Hitlearn something new everyday. r/tesdcares
physixer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have this phobia of uncontrolled laughter (or some other kind of involuntary reaction) on hearing unusual or foreign sounding names (or reading them from a written or printed name). For example, if I teach a class that has students from multiple nationalities and ethnicities, I never return them homeworks by announcing their names but put them on the table for them to pick up.
And I don't know what to do about it, and I think that will probably hurt me in the long run in my career or something.
alleyoopoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, fucked twice in the name lottery.
DarkDyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Hitler.
Batman1709 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
u/agentdiogenes
agentdiogenes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Guess who else is from Ohio? Logan Paul.
Jake and Logan = Hitler's lost sons. Hence proved.
meinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not true, Aldof father's name is recorded as Alois J. Hitler Sr. Alois' adopted father's name on his certificate of baptism is "Georg Hitler". The surname "Hitler"can also be spelled Hiedler, Hรผttler, or Huettler.
badhed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So, literally Hitler.
JuggernautJerk21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
George Washington Hitler reminds me of Aberdolf Lincler
majorjoe23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When you Google โGay Hitlerโ you do not find out more about this guy.
SkincareQuestions10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This title doesn't make any fucking sense at all.
composersproxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I knew someone with the last name Hitler in elementary school.
God I feel bad for that guy.
Rhed0x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dunno, first time I've heard the misspelling stuff and the site doesn't really list a good source.
miller1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This reads exactly like a circlejerk title
The_Truthkeeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Adolf wasn't the one who misspelled the name, his father did it.
morecorbeaumonsieur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol not to be that guy, but Hitlerโs father changed his name was from Schicklgruber(alois hitlerโs motherโs last name). Though he probably got that name from Heidler, I canโt remember to accurately say. But Hitler would have been Schicklgruber and Adolf really had nothing to do with the name change. But yeah. Your point stays the same and interesting fact!
GoochBurrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Actually thought this was an r/circlejerk post for a second
GuyoFromOhio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
...not that there's anything wrong with that
SaicoSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
On first glance I thought this was on r/WritingPrompts
Haldiron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Abradolf Lincler is his god-father.
WinterGlitchh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"please insert a username".
"sorry, this username is unavailable"
"Done!"
oyarly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Hitler.
CherrySlurpee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
George Washington Hitler, a well-respected dentist.
...I'm not getting the gas from him if I need a tooth pulled.
MxMxMxMxMxMx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Should have gone to an American School...
mr_googly_eyed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I hated my last name growing up. Itโs by no means a bad name or associate to anyone evil/genocidal or remotely bad but growing up I hated it because it was my real fathers name and my mom was divorced and carried her maiden name. I was also made fun of because it was somewhat easy to butcher to make a joke out of it.
It wasnโt until high school that I began to accept it after people started calling me by it almost exclusively that it just stuck and people always asked where it originated from. Now in my professional career Iโm called by my last name and itโs a good feeling too. Normally if Iโm referred to by my first name Iโm either being address professionally or rarely if Iโm in trouble which most times I feel is the case but itโs not.
Itโs unique in that nobody else has it so itโs somewhat of a nickname. Embrace your last name because itโs definitely not what defines you, only your actions.
Sorry for the rant but thanks for reading.
Ryusirton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:02:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is rare too it's p good
hi_im_mattt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's really weird because Hitler's family stopped having kids to end the name https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_family https://m.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/hitlers-bloodline.html
AmericanHawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact I live in Ohio and my last name is Mittler but that came from Mitli and my great grandma changed it when she moved from Poland to America to sound more American.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!
Now that Heidler asshole. What a prick he was.
aperture413 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is some /r/cumtown material right herehere.
cloudstaring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I admit I laughed at the dudes name for a long ass time
halfgard17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"You ever think of just going by mike?"
"No way, why should I be the one to change my name when he's the one who sucks?"
lunaticsnagem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ha gaay
DarthOej ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is it safe to Google Gay Hitler at work?
vrphotosguy55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would be surprised if Gay Hitler was available as a username on any gaming platform.
ShabbaThaHut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds pretty funny Hitlahhhhh!
LustyHitler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Almost relevant username
markelis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I always knew Hitler was a Gay. I'll see myself out
A-A-V-E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There are so many things going on here...
Love_each_other_GOB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Will he ever be able to become the president of America?!
GOLDFEEDSMYFAMILY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Put your Hitlers away, they were up all night last night"
Mr. Show greatness https://youtu.be/UojL96_3jOs
A-A-V-E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There are so many things going on here...
layman806 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He should run for president saying, "Make America great again!"
BeefWithOysterSauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Hitler
Jacobcvm2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nottheonion
Oculus_Orbus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thing sounds like something from The Venture Bros.
TakeMeDrunkImHome22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a time to be alive.
Hullabaloooooooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So. Hitler did nothing wrong?
I-LOVE-LIMES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in a fucking bar laughing out loud at this as I'm waiting for my friends to arrive. I look like the biggest loser nursing two drinks and laughing to my self, just sitting in a dark corner while doing so. Thanks Reddit. Now I won't have strange guys try to talk to me!
ps28537 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
William Patrick Hitlerโs still has children who are alive in the US as far as I know. They try to live low profile lives. Iโm sure that itโs not an easy thing for them to live with. That their great uncle is one of the most evil person who has ever lived.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Patrick_Stuart-Houston
leejoness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler is my new PSN name.
smoothtrip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Poog ruy, g being next to r.
PotatoJamzX138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So long, gay hitler!
BadAim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Hitler
casualgamer420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Hitler.
Nisas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler, the most bullied child in the world.
euphonious_munk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The world needs a few more Gay Hitlers.
dr33d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thus began the "no true hitler" logical fallacy.
OneDayIWilll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Where are all the vanity reddit usernames?
dr33d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think I saw this guy in the producers.
Garlicboy101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I instantly assumed this was r/circlejerk when I read this.
freakinweeknd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs DOCTOR Gay Hitler to you
khizee_and1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr.Gay Hitler am I reading this on r/theonion ?
TotallyNotGayHitler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Guys... what the hell is going on here?
ReadsSmallTextWrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if /r/SubredditSimulator or /r/outside time conspirators.
o_Oz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thereโs no other Hitler but the gay Hitler. No straight man can be that good at theatrics.
eesquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good evening Dr. Hitler.
Mark_McG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't name any of your sons Adolph, call him Skeeter, or Bubba.
o_Oz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh in this timeline Hitler became the good doctor, and Chaplin a bad actor.
jcmib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So much going on in that title...
ComicCroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/notsubredditsim
SubAutoCorrectBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like "/r/notsubredditsim" is not a subreddit.
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TheReadMenace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
how is this not an /r/circlejerk post
crazy_clown_cart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This reads like something out of /r/circlejerk.
heilspawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
op lookin up dirty words again
houseseeler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
GAY HITLER!!?!?!??!
lol!
Weirdojin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The name's is Gay Hitler just call me Gay
Jackthastripper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is this what they mean when they say "Hitler did nothing wrong"?
NotThe1UWereExpectin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler is the only true Hitler. Sounds like an awesome premise for a movie/broadway musical.
Disrupturous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone seen "Meet the Hitler's"?
obtainstocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thought this was a SubredditSimulator post at first.
EdwardOfGreene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My great grandfather's name was Adolf. Needless to say he was born long before the 1930's
harmboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Merlin Mansil
NelvisAlfredo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler
optimistprime1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Coming soon to the History Channel: Gay Hitler, DDS
Edit: DDS, not MD. I stand corrected.
Fra_Mauro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:10:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's a dentist, so technically he's Gay Hitler, DDS.
CypherpunkShibbolet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Eddie Hitler
HanSoloHere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay means happy right? They named him fucking Happy Hitler.
runetrantor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wait so... Hitler wasnt Hitler?
Or I am parsing the title wrong?
PatDude0000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bojack who? I want to watch a show with Gay and George Washington Hitler. At least give me Gay Hitler as a band name .
saltyPunks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
1943 comments
kjarles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There is a Hitler family on Long Island, New York. And yes, they are related to the ruddy dwarf.
MortalMorton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck you I'M the real Hitler"
cheeseturret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay hitler sounds like a really good reality tv show about an antisemitic gay guy taking over a government, establishing a dictatorship and leading an ethnic cleansing in the most flamboyant and fabulous way possible.
imbadwithnames1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If they make a Gay Hitler Blvd, Ima steal the shit outta that road sign.
RaiderDamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The worst name since Gaydolf Shitler
fyreNL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler did nothing wrong!
The American Hitler that is
supremeusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
HEIL GAY HITLER!
edit: /s
ironwkr1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
11, v
oredditisgonalovdis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love it when the content gets out-upvoted by. Single comment in a silly thread. One of the best Reddit thing.
draginator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why would that be the case, what about all the other german families that took that name?
APwinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This reads like a circlejerk caption
800oz_gorilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You really don't like your baby boy, do you? You sure you want to name him gay hilter?
kiwison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
George Washington Hitler reminds me of abradolf linkcler
SquatchOut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's like they went, "well our last name is Hitler, we have to name him something good and patriotic. I know, George Washington Hitler!" Then George grows up and has a son and goes "fuck it, let's name him Gay Hitler."
SlyQuille ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:55 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you didn't even know about Homosexual Stalin, the well-off beet farmer in Lithuania
itsamamaluigi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just gonna leave this here
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I... what?
Skwisgaar451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/cJLepZMZf2g
Static-Siege ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If you need any more proof that we live in a simulation...
guspaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, what was that name again?
https://i.imgur.com/ZyUF2Vf.jpg
scattabrainz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at "Gay Hitler"
Sweetcheex76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He was named that because his grandpa was John Gay. Back then, his name was no big deal but now.....
Sweetcheex76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is my family! George Hitler, who arrived here in 1754 on the packet ship "Peggy" was my 5th great grandfather. I descend from his son George, who with his wife's father, John Gay and their families went through the wilderness of PA, into Ohio and settled in what's now Circleville. The Hitler name ran out in my family with my 2nd great grandma, Matilda Hitler. But my cousin George Hitler still lives in Ohio.
Apathetic_Zealot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying they're the one true master Hitlers?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Made my day. Things like this are just too good to be true.
TheSnydaMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/notsubredditsimulator
grungebot5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No True Hitler
theroshanmaind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Alright now we just need to figure out what to do with this information...
DAS_LIZARDMAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I jave a Mochacina Latte for Gay Hitler!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like a weed strain
Radzzd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa whoa whoa, back it up a little bit here. . . DR . GAY . HITLER? come on. . .
PM_ME_QT_BUTTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As long as we don't dox this dude im ok with it
The_Luckiest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Make Hitler Gay again
raialexandre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of Hitler Mussolini
realbaresoles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love my dead Gay Hitler!
fakingglory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Both Gay Hilter and George Washington Hitler sound like oxymorons.
sailorjasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A: Is there a worse name in the US to have than Gay Hitler ? B: Yes A: What is it ? B: Muhammad
commonsenseconsensus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol "Doctor Gay"
SamuraiGalactus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Most unfortunate name ever.
SpellsThatWrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs really sad that Hitler inherited a name that eventually became the epitome of evil. Itโs like he never stood a chance
egotistkiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The dates in the story don't add up. Married in 1763 and two generations later Gay Hitler is town dentist in 1922?
theharber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Gay Hitler sounds like a series of Chuck Tingle books.
FlyingCheezburgers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heโs not the Hitler we had, but he was the Hitler we needed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That name is a double ouch.
MaggieSmithsSass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder how many times a day he had to say "not related"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That name though is double fucked. I feel bad for Dr. Gay Hitler.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
George Washington Hitler. BAND NAME.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler sounds like a character on Rick and Morty.
BrokenSymmetries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So what you're saying is... the Hitlers did nothing wrong?
adriftinanmtc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A quick google search shows there are a lot of Heidlers out there.
ImpostorSyndromish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Turns out that Adolf Hitlerโs lastname was at one point in his family tree โHiedlerโ, IIRC.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Does this mean I can say "Heil hitler" at the dentists office?
I won't, but its just intriguing.
SerjoHlaaluDramBero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Huh.
RedTheDraken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"So long, Gay Hitler!"
supermariomaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Another interesting fact, in Circleville there is a road called Hitler No2, and if I remember correctly, it is home to a graveyard.
mcjc1997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who names their son gay?
neighbors8myzombies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_(given_name)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you Hitlearn something new every day
superiority ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. I don't think I've heard of a male Gay before.
alteredbeast24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder what happened to his other son, Jew Hitler
MisterJose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler is my new band name.
eroder11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Dr. Gay Hitler. Middle school had to be hell for that guy.
Social__Loafer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't circleville the place with all the letters?
vanillaafro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Great sense of humor of his parents naming him "gay" when his last name is already hitler
spikerbuckeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Circleville, Ohio is great. Itโs a small town. Iโve been there by accident as Iโm from a better town in central Ohio. But cool they have another thing to make them famous in a 300 mile radius: pumpkins and Hitlers.
roxymoxi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this is posted so that radio shows that use TIL in their shows have to say gay Hitler. I'm all for it. Hi news junkie! Can't wait for it.
johnbac0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler is gay, lol wow never knew that he is
djpro95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There should be a hall of fame for all humanity, but instead of retiring jerseys we retire names.
shelby_bouti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! Hitler couldnโt even spell his own name right. What an idiot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"You saved our son's face! What's your name, doctor?"
"Hitler. Dr. Gay Hitler."
"Ok, fucking nevermind."
fuckedbymath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
some say hes a real cool guy and works for uber, an รbermensch you might say.
kickme2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What a most unfortunate name.
Cereborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to ignore the obvious jokes and express my confusion. The article says that Dr. Gay Hitler became the town dentist in 1922, and his grandfather was born in 1763. Either the article made a mistake and skipped a generation, or both George Hitler and George Washington Hitler had kids very late in life.
Fabiostr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Out head Teacher was called Mrs. Fuhrer
sorrythatuseristaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I bet none of the family are called Adolf.
RedHatOfFerrickPat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why do people want others to know about this? Upvoters, explain yourselves.
Iswearitsnotmine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TIL thereโs a gay hitler.
leftabitcharlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Letโs not forget the Hammersmith Hitlers. Edward Elizabeth Hitler is a very prominent Brit.
PillowTalk420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno if that is better or worse than just "Hitler."
ed900036 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Ohio and never heard of this!
peen_toucher5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heโs an alternate reality hitler who is gay. I wonder how that worked out
imaloserbutitsok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
when i first read this thought it was an r/circlejerk post
dylan2451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely no disrespect to Dr. Gay Hitler, but the poor guy has the worst possible name combination in North America.
LOL, kind of sounds like a porn name in a distasteful ww2 porno parody.
Edit: Schindler's lisp.
Trainer_Auro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/gatekeeping
/s
Wubbalubbadubdubit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God bless America?
LaPlaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Other Hitlers real last name was actualy Shicklegrรผber if I remember correctly
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
From the article
"Possibly"...
I believe it's just as possible that when the "Hitlers" came to America in the 1700s, it was originally Hiedler. Just like every other name when they came to America, they changed it to make it easier. Possibly.
This article is dumb
sobieski84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nazis were Socialists
fishtab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His first name is Gay?
ziofester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fake and gay
Nacho_Cheesus_Christ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
...What?
Theidiotgenius718 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like Adolf's father is where the name change stems from http://www.genealogy.com/forum/surnames/topics/heidler/18/
Noh8plzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I did not know that ๐ I'm gonna tell everyone at work tomorrow! That's interesting.
pepcorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
well there was also all the Hitlers in Europe.
drinkacid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler makes me think of this and this
Kyanpe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Top ten worst names to grow up with...
Seth_Phoenix2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler just sounds like he'd make a fabulous supervillain. He and his henchmen wear nazi uniforms, but they're nothing like the nazis, they just really liked the uniforms (and really, who could blame them?) and they mince, and break into song and it's just the gayest, most camp shit you can imagine.
Ha7wireBrewsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Meh
SlieuaWhally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler did not misspell his Grandfathers surname, his grandfather changed himself.
Hitler's family could've been 'Schiklgruber' had his Grandfather (Johann Hiedler/ Hitler) not turned up before a notary and three witnesses and testified that he was the legitimate father of Alois Schiklgruber (Adolf's father) at the grand old age of 84, thus changing it to Hitler (previously Hiedler). There is no records of why his grandfather changed it to Hitler, but Adolf was glad he did, confiding in his only childhood friend that nothing ever pleased him as much as his fathers change of names.
During the 1930s, enterprising journalists in Vienna who were delving into the parish archives discovered this fact about Hitler's ancestry, and challenged the legitimacy of his grandfathers Johann's claim, and tried to fasten the name Schuklgruber back onto Adolf, which many say could've lessened his impact as it's not exactly as fearful or powerful a name as Hitler.
Please stop spreading false history.
heythatguyalex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have so many questions
Hola-squirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to read the article. All the pop-up ads make that impossible. Downvote this Shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who knew there were two gay hitlers
dgamr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Grew up one town over, never heard of this. Very interesting read.
I guess it's true that no one makes a spectacle of it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now he just has to make friends with Straight Ghandi and this could make for an interesting comedy.
shadeytr33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is nobody going to make this reference?
http://rickandmorty.wikia.com/wiki/Abradolf_Lincler
nilslorand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
AFAIK Hitlers distant relatives in Europe refuse to reproduce to finally remove Hitlers Family Name and his last relatives from Europe.
DMVSavant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
why shouldn't they
five or ten kids?
they didn't do nothin
drop the
white victimhood cultism
on the floor
and come out
with your hands up
humanera12017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hotler
toethumbs8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, isn't every surname technically a misspelling of whatever the 'original' is? What is the definition of a 'true' surname?
Secuter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:32 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So you are telling me that everybody - all the historians etc are wrong about Hitler's "real" surname? I think not, but it does sound like something a dentist from Ohio, who's surname is Hitler, would say.
Dr4gonsl4y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Adolf Hitler didn't mispell his grandfather's surname. He named himself simillar to his as a referrence that he mostly grew up with him.
Hotbootyboi225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This reads like a shitty til
Reala27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It seems in later generations, the Hitler family kept the tradition of dickery alive not with genocide, but with cruel naming conventions.
swedishqilin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Only gas there is laughing gas.
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
All gas is laughing gas if you're on the right side of the door.
FORKRUKUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow he sounds like he's a very good artist, he should pursue that as a carear.
wow_a_great_name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Really wish I got to know him in history class and answer a question during a quiz using his name, snickering while doing so, looking at my seatmates and trying our very best not to say it out loud for it is cause of cheating, then laughing out loud causing a chain reaction of laughs and giggles in the class
You_Gotta_Joint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I recently learned of the Circleville Letter Writer. Surely this family was targeted. Instead of the usual mundane stuff like โI know youโre having an affairโ. It would be โI know your family carried out the Holocaustโ
jaywalkerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
https://giphy.com/gifs/community-gay-ken-jeong-8fxad4tvqIzwk
siraaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:21 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Classic Gay Hitler
Ryzasu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His name is actually Dr. Gay?
bloodfall90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Although this post is hilarious, Hitler's father actually changed their name from Schicklgruber to Hitler, and no it wasn't a misspelling. It's also widely debated whether Hiedler was actually Hitler's biological grandfather or the biological father of Hitler's father.
Raviolius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought because Hitler's father was bastard-born he changed up the name from Hiedler to Hitler, as was the custom.
Edit: I just checked again. His father changed the name (having carried the name Schicklgruber because that was the only surname on his batism certificate) to Hitler after figuring out his father was a Hiedler (two possible candidates and one with no source of existence who isn't a Hiedler).
So Adolf Hitler is a legitimate Hitler. He never misspelled his name. r/quityourbullshit
Raviolius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Coincidentally there was a Gay Hitler on SNL once
wiredian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I literally thought this was r/circlejerk when I started reading the title. TIL!
Dwayne_dibbly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao there is some dood called gay hitler I'm surprised there isn't a mob of 1000s of antifa protesting permanently outside his house and office.
PixelPowerYT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly thought this was /r/circlejerk
Omniseed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the vaunted 'No True Hitler' fallacy?
CcavaliersC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:00:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
PS. Have a gas!
rlewis14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Didnโt all the known relatives of Hitler promise not to procreate?
CUonADarkNight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is how a franchise SHOULD start... cumming 2019 - heil!
s1ssycuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel this is bamboozle thread.
RickC137b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best thread I've ever read through across a few years on multiple accounts on reddit.
Not-creepy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:07:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not to spoil the fun, but Dr. Gay Hitler is long dead. Born 1882; Died 1948.
MrYellowP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His grandfathers? Hitler's dad's family name was Schicklgruber and he (the dad, iirc) changed it.
prikaz_da ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Taken literally, this means Adolf's grandfather was also a Hitler, but Adolf misspelled the name, instead writing "Hiedler". With a comma after "surname", it would mean Adolf's grandfather was a Hiedler, but Adolf misspelled it (presumably as "Hitler").
In actuality, the linked article isn't explicit about whether Adolf or his grandfather changed the spelling from Hiedler to Hitler, and qualifies it as "possibly due to a misspelling" (emphasis added).
DMVSavant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:12 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
adolf hitler
is DEAD
waltandhankdie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Must be impossible trying to order a pizza
Mr_MikeHancho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:47 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt know if this is where a band from my college got the name, but itโs always made me chuckle that they named a song Dr. Gay Washington
Jbeergirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Because that's something to boast about....
desklampfive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler. Was he the leader of the Space Nazis?
Ferterd_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but it that really something to brag about..? Let's let Adolf have this one
motorhead84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"It's 'Dr. Gay Hitler' to you, bub..."
Leegala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:35:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I never imagined I'd see this old town on reddit... used to live here with my ex-fiance and I always wondered why that road was there.
Ironically he was Jewish.
TBAAAGamer1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So not only is there a gay hitler, there is also a hitler named after the 1st president of the united states. and they're both related to adolf, the worst human in the entire world.
I'm worried that this TiL may give crazy people cause to harass these poor hitlers....
throwawaybenzoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
subreddit simulator
The_Syndic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If they're American I would argue the name is also a misspelling from when they immigrated.
Aoip2337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A time traveller had some fun
terseword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If this isn't evidence we live in a simulation... I mean Circleville, OH?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I live like less than half an hour from circleville, and I wish this article was awesome but it seems to be kinda pointless. In other fun facts circleville had the first roundabout I ever saw. Also I'm surprised anyone who lives there can read.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"wr shouldn't always say the name Hitler in hushed tones'...yeah, sometimes you say it in your daughter-in-laws/mother of your child's yard...
jugofpcp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God I love that name. There's such a bite to Hitler because of its past. It's like the social version of adding jalapenos to a word.
Fucking GAY HITLER. Woop!
meiyoumayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man, middle school must have been one hell of a ride for him.
PoofythePuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If he was still practicing dentistry I would go out of my way to let him look at my teeth.
svengast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine how hard it would be for him to have a job interview, probably every interviewer would reject him based on his name..
Fabznz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:16:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Hitler.
Tarrolis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I worked with a Hitler in Wisconsin. Wasnโt it a semi common name in Germany?
OhYesIDidd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love the world sometimes.
freshkevin32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:09 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm from Ohio. And Iโll be checking this out soon
Laviemme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah, the Hitlers from Ohio. Lovely people.
dukesinatra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Circleville, Ohio is also home yo the world's largest Pumpkin Show. Every October the streets close, schools lock their doors, and business adjust their hours for the 100,000+ people that will pass through the streets over four days. With carnival style rides, small town contests and a hundred food vendors, the Circleville Pumpkin Show is well worth the visit. Vendors serve everything from pumpkin chili to pumpkin burgers; pumpkin burritos and pumpking flavored snacks. Also on display is the world's largest pumpkin pie.
crowbird_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:45 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/circlejerk
_shoT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can they start a World War tho?
KremOlais_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know hitler was gay.
WildWolf92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They should shorten the street sign to just "Shitler"
glaedn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So you're telling me there's a Gay Hitler out there gassing people and getting away with it?
PowerUpTheBassCannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr gay hitler sounds like something out of a Saturday Night Live sketch.
unclefire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So they're literally HItler.
tunghoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler? OMFG, that's hilarious.
historian_awayyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The plot of Fung Fury II: The Fascist and the Fรผhriuouser
ZeframCochrane- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:22 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Hitler.
penguinseed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thought I was in /r/circlejerk for a second
Hellofriendinternet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:04 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler, attorney at law: This fall on CBS!
LordGaben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: I use to live in Circleville OH and there is a road called Hitler No. 1
coolguy420weed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:56 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like an aside in an extremely dry comedy, like maybe Douglas Adams or something. Like some characters walk into the Gay Hitler building, and that title is said verbatim.
rgr555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His first name is Gay too? Lol is this real life
evenios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol Gay Hitler.....
RobDog21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gonna get buried, but my parents have friends named the Hitlers. I've been to their ski house.
Tegzay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:48 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler sounds like a low budget indie film.
Therron243 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You would be amazed how many people still bitch that we have Hitler road here. Learn some local history people!
orokro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:31 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If I ever fight this guy, I will throw him off a cliff and say "So long, Gay Hitler!"
bribotronic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:48 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Arenโt you glad your name isnโt โGay Hitler?โ
PanzerkampfwagenIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:16 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Any relation to Edward Elizabeth Hitler?
andthenontuesday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:30 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh, I post this information the comments of another post a few days and almost no one noticed.
Upnawf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:40 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Canโt pick which name is more insane George Washington Hitler or Gay Hitler
tunghoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:39 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't suppose there is any furor about this. And I'm sure you did not see that coming.
only20kmaccross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:24 on March 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Coincidentally there was a Gay Hitler on SNL once
TheGreatUdolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:37 on July 22, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
but first: the manuel ortรญz show
irememberatime54678 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:26 on March 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Gay Hitler sounds like some a Reddit username
๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:51 on March 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It apparently is several users' names.
comey_s_lefteye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:38 on March 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks
nomoreprussiameh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:38 on March 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
lol "Doctor Gay"
christmaspresent_tax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:27 on March 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I cannot imagine the amount of shit he got growing up with that name
Harrison-Solo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:30 on March 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bruh, that's my home town
TheBestLettuce11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:54 on July 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can you imagine trying to grow up and have a normal life today in America, as Gay Hitler?
HououinKyouma1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:07 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, did you know Steve Buscemi was a firefighter in 9/11๐ฑ
VikingDeathMarch47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Litteraly Hitler
johnny_qcb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:26 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Hitler
richardec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler's or Heidler's family changed their name from Shicklegruber.
Theaisyah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Literally Hitler
karezzadick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Adolf Hitler did not misspell his name, it was his father - Alois Hitler who changed it sometime after Adolf was born. Adolf's name for his first few years came from his mother - Adolf Shicklgrueber. This change of name was very important to his political career as he himself mentioned to his boyhood friend once.
I_Think_I_Cant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Alois changed his last name in 1877. Adolf was born in 1889. He was always literally Hitler.
urbanhawk_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:39 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
One Hitler to rule them all. One Hitler to find them. One Hitler to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Durdel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:25 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Firstly, Hitler's father decided to change his name from Schicklgruber and secondly Hitler is just the Bavarian form of Hiedler.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I really thought this was a circlejerk, especially with the "Circleville"
Raider_Scavver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"In 1922, Gay became a dentist.
Dr. Gay Hitler. That was a real personโs real name."
So he even gassed people too. Lol.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The names of the real hitlers being George Washington and gay is maybe the best thing to ever happen. I donโt know which is better. I think Gay.
rook2781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try
-lyte- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How can we have the President call CNN Fake News when this really happened?
sideways_cat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:30:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey G.W. Hitler. Why, knowing that Hitler is already a tough name to live with, would you name your son Gay?
Gay Hitler. Gay. Hitler. Seriously?
Come on man.
never_endingstory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:28 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He was born before WWII? Did you even read the article?
sideways_cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No I did not.
never_endingstory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs okay I misread anyways lol
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:59:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Sweetcheex76 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:05:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler died in 1928.
cptDreamboat ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 02:28:58 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
republicans must be so confused about this guy
PM_ME_YOUR_LIBTARDS ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:57:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love this Dr. Hitler fellow
dgonzal2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:54:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gay Hitler? Parents must have hated this kid....
stupidname91919 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:06:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He must be impossible to find on a search engine.
iseelivepeople1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:05:17 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A simple mistake ruined the family name forever.
Shadow_Of_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:12:38 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
สแดสสแด แดสแดแด ษช แดแด าแดแดแดแดs าแดsแดษชsแด สแดแดแด แดส, แดแด แดสา สษชแดสแดสษชษดแด. แดกแด แดกแดแดสแด สษชแดแด สแดแด แดษดแด ษดแดแดขษช แดแดแด s แดแด แดแดสแดษชแดษชแดแดแดแด ษชษด แดแดส ษดแดแดก แดสแดแดแดษขแดษดแด แด าษชสแด "sษชแดษข สแดษชส สษชาแดsแดสสแด"
CatpainLeghatsenia ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:18:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Was George Washington Hitler also confused by the duality of his being or how was Georgies stance towards race and emancipation?
domesplitter13 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:28:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
...and what if your completely wrong about this, and the good doctor actually fucks dudes and kills Jews?
playswithknives ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:28:44 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Gay Hitler" sounds like a fetish name.
Nice_Clickbait_mate ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:35:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Gay." The Midwest. Hitler. Pure Reddit bait at its finest. I can hear the fedoras tipping.
Whither-Goest-Thou ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:35:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well the above came purely by happenstance long before Adolf Hitler. But there are Hitler's remaining in the world.
Almost of the bloodlines of Hitler's siblings ended with the war.
But Adolf Hitler's half-brother - Alois Hitler, Jr. - married an English woman, and they had an English son - William Patrick Hitler. He was raised going back and forth between Britain and Germany, and even worked for the Nazi government briefly after his uncle came to power before tensions with the family caused him to leave the country for his safety.
He eventually emigrated to the United States and even fought for the Allies during World War II. When he gave his name to enlist, the recruiting officer didn't believe him and reportedly joked back, "Nice to meet you Mr. Hitler, I'm Mr. Goebbels."
After the war, he (quite understandably) changed his name to William Patrick Stuart-Houston, married, settled in Long Island, and had three sons, all of whom had no children, and of whom two are still alive...the last real Hitlers.
Literally a true story, look it up.
K1ngPCH ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:38:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This whole title sounds like op made it up as they went
ParkingLotRanger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:42:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if he ever got picked on because his name is "Gay".
trapsecret ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:48:50 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who gives a good fuck, honestly?
Breaktheglass ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:52:14 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I call absolute bullshit on the last part of this title. Some guy came to America and just invented the most famous name of all time as a one off and some guy in Austria flubbed up his own last name to the same thing? Come on.
Sweetcheex76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:42 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's true. The Hitler's came here in the 1750's, way before Adolf was born.
Breaktheglass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:46 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The only Hitler's in the entire world?
Sweetcheex76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:02 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I doubt they're the only Hitlers in the entire world but it's true that the family's surname was Hitler. They came to Philadelphia in the 1750's and Adolf's real name wasn't Hitler.
Alexisjwilliams ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:05:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How the fuck you mispell your own damn name?
iwanttosaysmth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:15:16 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There is no such thing as misspelled surname, people used various forms of their surnames throughout life, and they were not codified
DSMatticus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:47:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, honey, some asshole appears to have ruined our last name. Is there anything we can possibly name our son that'll help him get out from under that?"
"Hm. Wait, I think I've got it! We'll name our little baby 'Gay Hitler,' so everyone knows he's just a cheerful, happy-go-lucky kind of kid. That can't possibly go wrong."
Unfortunately, the timing on that doesn't line up at all, but god damn.
corsair1617 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:02:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is just wrong.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 02:16:49 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ Yuli-Ban ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:20:24 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh it's very real. If you have the time, you should look up their phone number and give them a call to give them your appreciation. At least one of the Ohio Hitlers has to have a Reddit account.
grumpy_kid ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 23:47:42 on February 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of Drumpf
Natchili ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:01:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There isn't even any proof for "drumpf". John Oliver is such a scam.
Goatmuncher5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:29 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lots of proof Obama was Kenyan though hey
Natchili ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:15 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did I say that? How is this even relevant?
Goatmuncher5 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:18 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Are you not a rabid Trumpist upset that John Oliver made some unsubstantiated claims about your Master?
Natchili ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No
Goatmuncher5 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:36 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You can admit it, you know.
Natchili ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:51 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have some mental health issues?
Goatmuncher5 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:45:03 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever get sick of licking Trump's boots?
Natchili ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:59 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is this how you argue? With strawmans? I think we are done.
Goatmuncher5 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:56:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is this how you behave? Licking the dirt off Trump's boots with hope he will reward you in the afterlife?
102938475601 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:44:27 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, heโs at least ancestrally half African.
roadtrip-ne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:08 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Von Drumf I think, but they probably anglicized their name because of World War 1
Plastastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:06 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was Trumpf, it might have been Drumpf centuries ago.
794613825 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of parents with the last name of Hitler would give their child a first name of Gay?
PoorEdgarDerby ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like a story written by a 12 year old boy.
woppa1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:41 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I find that it's only on Reddit where I see daily Hitler/Nazi posts.
ImpyKid ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The biggest problem with Ohio is it was settled by Hitlers! It all makes sense now!
Ishkabibal ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:40 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Circleville is a cesspool so I wouldn't get your hopes up about this guy. But, I guess if there's one decent human being in that hell hole it would probably be a guy named Gay Hitler. So who knows!
bardwithoutasong ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:30 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler wasn't an uncommon name of the times, just that a lot of families changed their names after the war
binary_ghost ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
my history teacher in gr 10 was super into ww2. He said hitler was half jewish and his birth name was shicklegruber. he changed it to hide this
but idk
edit: i guess this is the myth he was referring to
http://www.nytimes.com/1990/05/06/opinion/l-hitler-never-really-was-schicklgruber-016390.html
mbene913 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:05 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was told this as well but in 8th grade.
Natchili ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like everybody was Jewish.
But no, hitter was by no definition Jewish, and schicklegruber was a myth made up for psychological warfare.
http://www.nytimes.com/1990/05/06/opinion/l-hitler-never-really-was-schicklgruber-016390.html
Also myths that he was gay, had only one testicle or was a drug addict. He got weird medications from his doctor, but none in doses that he would even feel, and he was not addicted to any drug. Another myth made up to sell a pop science book:
http://m.spiegel.de/international/germany/medicating-a-madman-a-sober-look-at-hitler-s-health-a-675991.html
Chernabog93 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:59:01 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I think his father was Jewish and dipped out shortly after he was spawned
Stolypin26 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:34 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No. Hitler's father didn't dip out unless you mean into the next plain of existence because he died in Hitler's teens, and the Jewish theory is based on very flimsy evidence that has to do with a maid or some woman his grandfather or great grandfather may or may not have had a relationship with... or something. Records weren't kept well in that time and place. No one can say for sure but most likely it's just a made up tale like the "one testicle" story, created purely to make Hitler look bad as if there aren't enough reasons to dislike him already.
Chernabog93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Which is why I said โI thinkโ
Stolypin26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:53 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, and I just relayed the information I've received to you. Did you think it was meant to be hurtful?
Chernabog93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:33 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this is Reddit, so one can never be sure
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:43 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My question is....Did they vote for Trump?
Starfire013 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:11 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine if he named his son Mark Ididnot Hitler.
f_bastiat ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 05:02:23 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But wait i was told Trump is the one true hitler? I dont know whats real or russian bots anymore, just going to report every post i see.
asmajda ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 02:49:52 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No! Stop normalizing that word! Let it die second death.
nackavich ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:38:00 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The real issue here is why he called himself โDr.โ when he was only a dentist
Thedorekazinski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:20 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A horse dentist at that.
aballalight2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:57 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dentists earn a Doctor of Dental Surgery (DDS) degree, so calling him Mr. Gay Hitler just wouldn't be accurate. And doesn't sound as ridiculous as Dr. Gay Hitler.
nackavich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:10 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was referencing โThe Hangoverโ but thanks regardless
omni_whore ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 02:16:37 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
as a republican, i would willingly vote for hitler (the evil one)
The_Thin_Mint ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:48:13 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your entire post history is cancer. Take a break kid
omni_whore ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:35 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
thank you for asking about my first amendment rights! they are doing excellent.