/r/childfree user is so pretty, persecuted and witty she has MULTIPLE stories of her great comebacks to totally-real train harrassers

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ beargorillas ยท 2998 points ยท Posted at 15:57:34 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)


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Mac290 ยท 1341 points ยท Posted at 16:47:47 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why are people so gullible? I can't imagine a single scenario where a stranger would say this to OP.

ArttuH5N1 ยท 772 points ยท Posted at 20:15:41 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They want to believe so badly that they're constantly persecuted.

Gnivil ยท 395 points ยท Posted at 22:35:08 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But someone once told me that I'll change my mind whe n I'm older and I was mildly irritated by it.

vaderdarthvader ยท 333 points ยท Posted at 00:15:55 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Funny you mention that.

Somebody once told me the word is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Kairu927 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:52:35 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vaderdarthvader ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:09:04 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No. Stop. Don't.

Please.

Kairu927 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:27:32 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit_Hates_Patrick ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:20:18 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i want this version with everyone playing at different tempos please

vaderdarthvader ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:32:04 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is my last will and testament.

  1. My friend gets my computer.

  2. I'm buried with my comic book collection.

  3. Screw you for killing me with "All Star." Jerk.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:34 on August 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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vaderdarthvader ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:13:02 on August 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, you have problems.

I have a number for an excellent psychologist. I've been going to him since this thread.

Every day I wake up and All Star plays in my head. 24/7.

youtubefactsbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:40 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MrDrumzOrz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:22 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That video's unavailable now, but I really really want to see it.

Lindsay_Blowhim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:06 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my God, I feel like I've died.

TimecopVsPredator ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:18:02 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gloomy_lunatic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:12:12 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't believe someBODY. Keep doing you.

Biz_Money ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:39:05 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb on her forehead.

Jess_than_three ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 01:09:26 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

in the shape of an L on her forehead!

[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 01:23:20 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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cubev10 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 01:30:30 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The years start coming and they don't stop coming

Kaigamer ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 01:56:27 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and they don't stop coming

hub_hub20 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 02:09:09 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and they don't stop coming

Goldreaver ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:27:05 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and they don't stop coming

JiangWei23 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:45:19 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TheyAreBlooing ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:03:33 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and they don't stop coming

shinthemighty ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:32:47 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and they don't stop coming

blueishfish ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:46:07 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and they don't stop comming

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:30:52 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and they don't stop cumming

Biz_Money ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:52:43 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn kids scratched my record!!

-Best_Name_Ever- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:44 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

blink5694 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:58:45 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And they don't stop coming

TheBeefClick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:19:05 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Amd they dont stop coming

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:01 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And they don't stop comin...

cubev10 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:59:03 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

-Best_Name_Ever- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:16:42 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

drummerisme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:20:21 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb

regularabsentee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:14 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So much to DO so much to SEE

Kaigamer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:27:09 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr_Insomnia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:43 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It didn't sense not to live for fun

rosebudisnotasled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:50 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Watching X-Files with the lights on

-Best_Name_Ever- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:10 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

A_Spoopy_Skeleman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:59:27 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vaderdarthvader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:07 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beautiful.

Just.

Beautiful.

ollyollyollyoxenfree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:39 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually laughed out loud at that one. I wish I could give you gold.

eric5476us ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:09:19 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you have a witty comeback followed by applause and are no longer a virgin, if not I don't believe you.

ThatFuckingCatsBack ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:41:58 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*vigin

dljens ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:56:03 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not sure if the context was regarding child free or not or whether the conversation was ongoing or totally unprompted, but at least that's a real thing someone might say to someone else.

[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 04:32:55 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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AnneFranc ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 09:48:30 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh hello, new thing to be anxious about in every conversation from here on out.

President_Bennett ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:04:17 on August 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Politics, probably

Mrsparklee ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:57:05 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I subscribed to that sub a while ago expecting some funny memes or posts from other people who didn't want to have kids, but it became a circle jerk of child/parent hating jerks.

fuzeebear ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 20:30:22 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But they are! Like, other people have kids and uh... Okay, maybe not persecuted. But kids are totes gross!

the_dinks ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:20:41 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's funny that reddit in general hates "SJW's" for imagining persecution and then it pulls this shit on a daily basis.

President_Bennett ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:05:30 on August 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This isn't part of normal Reddit tho. You can't say 'Reddit hates SJWs, so why does SRS exist' we're not a hivemind

superawesomecookies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:51 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy fuck, I just saw a comment in that sub that said people who love their children are just suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

gfjq23 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:35:54 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know. My co-worker told me my choice not to have kids was terrible because I'm smart and pretty and married a handsome guy, so we should go make smart and beautiful kids for this world. He is a guy. It was weird and uncomfortable.

digital_end ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:01 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Story of every group it seems.

bunker_man ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 00:42:52 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It sure must suck to be someone who lives in a society where your income is meant to take into account kids you might have who can now live with two incomes, and keep it for themself rather than contributing directly to society's next generation.

The easiest way to enrage these people is to point out that society should stop treating kids like something parents own, which is a woefully out of date way to deal with it, and so realistically each kid should get a rather significant amount of welfare given to them, to be used by their guardian on them. A lot of childfree people are actively doing it in part since they think they unlocked a cheat code for riches, since they can spend more money on themselves and contribute less. Which is true, yet ironically is an actual problem with society. The same people who raise kids have to pay for them because society is still functioning on an old model from when welfare was barely heard of, and everyone was assumed to have kids. In modern day, taking care of them should be more actively presented as a public service that the public helps more with.

muckit ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:27:40 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you forget a /s?

GiveHerTheWorks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:23 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Idk but there actually is a social theory in the US that looks at not having children as "not contributing to society". We discussed/debated it in one of my sociology classes, I honestly never thought I would hear about it again lol. I think that's what they were referencing.

If anyone is interested:

the theory is that when you retire, you will most likely collect SSI (currently paid for by then younger generation) and/or reside in a nursing home (staffed by the younger generation), so therefor you are "living off of" the younger generation and it is your "duty" to have children and "contribute to society". The more people who don't have children, the more disproportionate the "benefits" are for everyone.

[deleted] ยท -133 points ยท Posted at 20:44:50 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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CombustibLemons ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 21:03:53 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/r/tumblr is that way...

HrBerg ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:51:40 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought the sub was good though, and not sjw-y. They advertise TiA in their sidebar even. Looking at the top posts, it's seems to be just about generally funny stuff and not what tumblr is actually known for.

CombustibLemons ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:54:41 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit, you're right. I should have directed him towards /r/ShitRedditSays... that is full of SJWs!

greetz_dk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:06 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh wow, with their head buried in the dirt, it's no wonder so many jokes go right over it.

Lil_Brick_Boom ยท -64 points ยท Posted at 21:41:41 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

It's kinda true tbh, white folks love to create "oppression" for themselves. Like when nba 2k16 dropped, the dumbass story mode made your parents and twin sister black no matter what, cause it was just poorly thought out, and white people started complaining it was racist.

Lol y'all are triggered

[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:47:28 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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CombustibLemons ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:53:21 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, and I mean it might make sense if your family was white and had a black child, as those do happen. White kids do not come from black families, last time I checked.

Chrisjex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:04:13 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Could be albino...

CombustibLemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:02 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then you must require all white career characters have red eyes.

Lil_Brick_Boom ยท -26 points ยท Posted at 21:50:11 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it really racist? Really?

FeartheReign87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:31 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

j'ha man.

learntouseapostrophe ยท -54 points ยท Posted at 21:23:26 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wow, it's so easy to trigger you people

Mac290 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:26:34 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitposting will do that.

[deleted] ยท -58 points ยท Posted at 21:48:20 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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CombustibLemons ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:51:55 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, I like my privilege.

Crabaooke ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:54:32 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its like winning the genetic lottery really

CombustibLemons ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:46:42 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It really is. I'm also super white so I have super privilege.

Jess_than_three ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:54 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Straight white people do that a lot.

Oh man, you still know how to rile 'em up. (Not wrong, though!)

How's it going? <3

darth_tiffany ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 04:23:50 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tumblr and Facebook stories get a lot of play here, but I have never seen as much wishful thinking in one place as that sub. They actually seem to think they invented the concept of not having children, and that it makes them interesting.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:12 on August 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

They take a position that can be totally sane and reasonable and turn it into the opposite. This is the first I've heard of the sub and browsing it now is painful...

It's gotta be mostly kids/young people though right? Top posts now are about how horrible it is that parents post pictures of their kids first day of school on facebook. That's exactly the kind of thing facebook is for... A lot of people do actually like seeing their nephew/niece/cousin/friend's kids, and yet they are acting like it is this purely narcissistic and offensive act to share pictures of kids.

[deleted] ยท 323 points ยท Posted at 20:34:27 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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maglev_goat ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 22:38:00 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

gordo65 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 01:47:12 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can't think of the last time I saw a handsome man and failed to berate him for his failure to produce good-looking children. People on this sub need to get out more.

r/nothingeverhappens

stickers-motivate-me ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 04:05:35 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I saw a handsome 18 year old guy the other day that hadn't knocked a girl up yet, and I straight up beat the shit out of him. I'm going to continue to do so until everyone everywhere reproduces. It's my mission in life as a jealous mom.

Crystal_Munnin ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:33:39 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You also get a sticker for the back of your mini van for every one you strike down.

itsacalamity ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:21:27 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So THAT'S what those goddamn families of stickers are for! They're much cooler once you know what they're for!

stickers-motivate-me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:08 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's basically like those teardrop tattoos that gang members have

Crystal_Munnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:28 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tally sheets.

whitechristianjesus ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 22:52:56 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but do you have a new car, a vacation to the Bahamas in the works, and a house you've already paid off? No? I didn't think so you stupid fucking mombie (dadbie, totes same diff).

GGGilman87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quite a few "childfree" types are of the type I've even seen IRL a few times: the rabid child haters who seem to think that is some kind of bold political stance rather than a neurosis.

The denizens of various childfree forums and spaces on the internet, going all the way back to USENET, even, with groups like alt.support-childfree spend their time

(a) telling horror stories about children who pick their nose in public or act up in any way (b) trying to outdo each other in coming up with horrible euphemisms for "child," or "mother" or "father (c) yelling at the odd person who comes in to their space and goes "you people are nuts."

In general, they demonstrate that in every way, they are much more obsessed with children than the worst sort of fawning parent.

SuperNixon ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 03:02:58 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is one of the weirdest reddit communities i have ever seen. It's very obviously a group of people who are trying to reassure themselves that they don't want children, whilst very obviously wanting children.

Think about if you applied this logic to another sub, like hey everyone join /r/porschefree, where we talk about how shitty it is to own a Porsche, or /r/atheism where we talk about how great it is to not believe in god... Wait a minute...

[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 08:00:21 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

whilst very obviously wanting children.

Not really.

It's more like when you put on clothes that are a little strange and then ride a bus. You think everyone is looking at you and thinking of nothing but your slightly weird clothes, but in reality no one pays as much attention to you as you think.

There is a slight social stigma on people who don't want children, especially women. There are some people who are outright hostile towards the idea (my friend's BF goes on long, violent rants about how a woman who does not want children is defective and abnormal and must seek therapy) and it can be annoying.

But it's nowhere near as bad as childfree makes it sound, they see it blown out of proportion because it affects them, while other things don't. I wouldn't say they want children, though.

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 08:50:39 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Being called defective and abnormal and broken inside is more than annoying when you are dealing with it first hand.

I saw the original post when it was on childfree and I had to stop myself from commenting "r/thathappened" and was shaking my head at the people who were believing it. It is bullshit.

But the sub is good for people who are dealing with breaking up with their partner because they can't agree on it. It is a place to vent which is why it can seem so hostile sometimes.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:33:50 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Precisely. I was not even the dude's GF but I felt like slamming his head on the wall repeatedly.

Any place where people vent will be like that to people who don't feel like venting about this specific problem. That's why we make designated places for venting about specific problems.
I have a friend who's a new mother, and she's okay with it even though it wasn't planned or anything, and she wasn't really ready. Obviously she loves the child and all that. But when she talks to me, she's not all "ga ga boo boo my precious babby" because she knows that with me she doesn't have to pretend it's all sunshine and roses, while her own mother, for instance, who theoretically should understand all about being woken up for feeding in the night and washing shit off of everything, treats her like literally Hitler if she so much as sighs she's tired. She (this friend) got told by her own mother, in her face, that "from now on you exist for this child, you must forget about other people or yourself, nothing counts but the baby." That's some really toxic shit.

darth_unicorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:03:43 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I get this, but I think calling all children "crotch spawn" and anyone with kids "mombies" and "breeeders" is unnecessary and is what gives the sub its bad rep.

GearsPoweredFool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:47 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all know the only people that don't belong on Reddit are those damn shoebies

Tenoreo90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:50 on August 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's been a lot written about France's way of parenting-basically raise the kid to live in an adult world. They don't have "kid menus", they don't micromanage their children's time, they don't even change their lifestyle all that much. And they're MUCH happier parents. This whole American sacrifice-everything-you-loved-before-baby bullshit is horrible and makes parents resent their children later in life.

Demoth ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 08:28:05 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's usually people you are close with, or perhaps coworkers who don't mind their own business, who can be very pushy and insistent that if you don't want children, something is seriously wrong with you.

I always knew I wanted a kid, and now my wife and I have a son. But I never would tell something they should have a kid, just like I wouldn't tell someone the need to get married, be in a relationship at all, etc.

Some people just don't want the most social norms of pairing up and / or having kids. While it seems normal, to most of us, to not care what people do with their lives, some people seem to have a hard time accepting it for some reason.

Of course, having some random ass stranger berate you completely out of the blue is... not likely.

Lantro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:34:19 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had someone at my own wedding ask when I going to have "a little babushka of my own." People are weird, but it's usually people you know.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:30:58 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't a babushka a grandmother? What the hell does that sentence mean?

Lantro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:09 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think so? I don't know. It was really awkward and thinking back on it, I think the actual quote was "when are you going to put a little babushka in [wife's name]?" I think I just chuckled, mumbled something and walked away.

[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:36:43 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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stokleplinger ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:55:31 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A "support group" can morph into a totally insane echo chamber with very little effort.

Jrook ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:38:49 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you hear the story of the guy who browsed that sub and purposely left his kid in his car to die on a hot day?

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:41:22 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you seriously saying that everyone subbed to childfree wants kids and everyone subbed to atheism actually believes in god?

I'm genuinely concerned that you see the world with this view.

multiplesifl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:41:15 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They can't possibly really feel that way, they must just be jealous!

iHeartCandicePatton ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:53:28 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Found the child-free atheist

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:35:26 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No shit.

Qu4ttro87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:41 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's weird about it. Some people don't want kids, and want to surround themselves with like-minded people who also don't want kids. This may come as a shock, but not everyone finds kids cute. Yet, those who don't want kids are often told how selfish we are, how "we'll change our minds" and "it's different when they're your own kids." Are there some over-the-top stories? Sure. But this is reddit. Half the user base is anti-social neckbeards who just have to one-up someone on the internet.

darth_tiffany ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 04:25:49 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't have kids, nor do most of my friends.

You know what we practically never talk about? Kids. Because we don't have them.

Meanwhile, no one seems to think about kids as much as the folks on /r/childfree. /r/atheism is a totally apt comparison.

Qu4ttro87 ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 04:47:54 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Personally I try not to talk about kids too much unless they're terrible brats, in which case I try to get them removed from the area. I'd much rather spend my time talking about, and enjoying, all the things I can afford by not having kids.

SuperNixon ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:47:49 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some people don't want kids, and want to surround themselves with like-minded people who also don't want kids.

It's not weird to not want children, but it's weird to create a community talking about just not wanting to do something. Support subs are about wanting to do something drawing strength from peers to not to. How many people frequent /r/stopsmoking, who have never smoked before or head on over to /r/nofap who just casually masturbate?

This is reddit, if you have an interest in something then you have to seek it out. It's weird to have an interest in not doing something, that's not a support group for people to help themselves not do something.

geekisaurus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:55:38 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hmm, I would like to reply as someone a little more grounded (I'd like to think lol). I was originally drawn to the community just to find other like-minded people to share experiences with. I am at an age where a lot of people are on my ass about my decision to not have children and I deal with a lot of BS from people.

I also kinda struggle with the idea that I will probably lose a lot of my closest friends as they start having children. I don't think there's any harm in this on either side, it's just a natural progression. People typically start having trouble relating with each other when one side has kids and the other doesn't.

I also worry that if anything happens with my SO and I decide to date again, I may not be compatible with many of the people I like and that a lot of doors are closed to me because I simply won't have kids.

Maybe it sounds dumb, but added to my GAD it's stuff that does sometimes get to me and I like to talk to other people who may have similar thoughts and feelings. I can totally understand that these aren't feelings that everyone can relate to.

I joined childfree in hopes of finding this place of support I wanted.. But it definitely wasn't it. Lol. I don't want kids (health plus mental illness plus life situations) but I do like them a lot and care for my friends who have children. I don't want a community where everyone sits in a circle and shit talks the other side. I found myself only arguing with people in that sub and just gave up on it. There's just this culture of anger and hatred there that definitely doesn't help in the least imho.

I hope all of that made sense lol. There is a reason for us to want a community, but I honestly don't think that community really is the best option for it at all.

ETA also the fact that they were so mad that people wouldn't accept their life choices and would insult them yet would then turn around and do the same to parents weirded me out.

Qu4ttro87 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:52:15 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People don't ask their coworkers when they're going to start smoking. People don't walk up to newly married couples and say "Well, when are you going to start smoking? That's the next step!" People also generally don't stick their noses in the masturbatory habits of other people. However, for some strange reason, misery loves company, and people love asking when other people are having kids, or telling them they're missing out by not having any, or some other strange situation. Not wanting uterus turds has a strange stigma for some reason, and it's nice to be in a group that understands that. It's not like someone who simply doesn't like cats, because I've never in my life been asked when I'm getting a cat. I've been asked when I plan on having kids.

deadpolice ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:25:47 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

uterus turds

This is why people don't take /r/childfree seriously.

I'm also seriously considering being childfree, but that sub is a fucking joke. And you highlighted exactly why, because you say dumb shit like "uterus turds" and "crotch fruit" and "fuck trophies." It's all so....childish.

;)

ResolverOshawott ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:57:27 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The worse aspect of /r/childfree is the fancy insults they use for children and parents. "uterus turd", "crotch fruit", "crotch spawn ", "vagina poop", "breeder", "mombie/dadbie", and among other things they say.

Like Yea we know you dont want children but it doesn't mean you can treat them like they aren't living person's who will grow into adults.

Ornlu_Wolfjarl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:24:17 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whenever a community develops their own language that they use it in an non-joking fashion to look down on everyone outside their community, you can be sure they are arrogant and possibly deranged people. If not right now, then they are heading that way.

Waniou ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:17:09 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

See, I can sympathise with jerks asking those sorts of questions. That's stupid and people should stop that.

However, the childfree folks cross the line when, as deadpolice down there said, they start using terms like "uterus turds" and "breeders" and start insulting kids and parents just because they apparently don't seem to want to give parents the respect that childfree people think that they deserve for themselves.

Qu4ttro87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:21:11 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a defense mechanism, and I think it's perfectly OK to use that language in an area that's specifically for people who don't want children. It's like wandering into r/twoxchromosomes. I understand that not every woman is a hyper-sensitive, man-hating, victimized shrew. But, that's where they're able to be free to be hyper-sensitive, man-hating, victimized shrews. I may not agree with what's said in there, but I do support their right to say it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:55 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Qu4ttro87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:45:07 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm also going to be a corpse some day, but I still don't want one near me.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:12:05 on August 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not wanting a corpse around is normal. Calling children uterus turds isn't. Why am I even bothering?

daboobiesnatcher ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:52:36 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can understand not wanting kids, but hating people for having kid, and it seems like a lot of the users on that sub do, is silly. I have only read a handful of posts but a lot of those people seem like self centered grown ass children and that has nothing to do with one's desire to procreate.

Qu4ttro87 ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 04:55:07 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, I agree. While I don't hate people who have kids, I do hate how my tax dollars go to support them. Maybe it's self-centered, but from my experience, the self-centered ones are those who have children and expect people around them to put up with their behavior.

darth_tiffany ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:21:24 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someday those kids are going to be cooking your food, responding to your 911 calls, designing your cars, prescribing your blood pressure medication, and running your country, so it probably wouldn't hurt to toss them a couple shekels now.

ResolverOshawott ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:01:11 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remember. You were a small child as well.

Qu4ttro87 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:03:17 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So? I'm going to be a corpse some day as well, that doesn't mean I want any around me.

ResolverOshawott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:48 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a steep difference between being a little kid and a corpse

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:52 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A good portion of that sub isn't child-free by choice, judging by the kind of posts they make there. The thought that somebody would willingly have unprotected sex, spend a good portion of the remainder of their lives around them, and working together to raise another human being with somebody who actually goes around calling people "Vagina turds" and "Cum fermenters" is purely laughable.

roll1_smoke1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:43 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol cos how dare people with similar interests go to the same subreddit

[deleted] ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 23:29:23 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a parent, I tell beautiful strangers constantly that they should have kids. I offer them one of mine for free but nobody's accepted yet :(

Jrook ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:40:12 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are your kids sexy?

Tech-Mechanic ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 22:28:57 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what I was thinking. How would she even know OP didn't have kids?

Also, "Mombie"? Good grief.

That one word tells me everything I need to know about that entire sub.

drackaer ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 00:29:50 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't you know, if you don't have kids you have this smell that only parents can sniff out so that they know to shame you for it? It is a natural thing evolved to keep the human race from dying out, because back in the stone age there was a strong child free movement that was extremely successful. This skill is what saved our species rom extinction.

Do_I_have_to_move ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:54:15 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
birdiekittie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:45 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thought that was just the smell of baby sick...

Tralan ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 01:23:22 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mombie was originally used to designate to that one woman on your FB friends list that lost all identity to her children. She roams the internet, arms stretched out moaning "My chiiiiiillldren!" like a zombie moans "Braaaaaaains!" It now denotes any parent who even sorta-kinda likes their own children. It's pretty much turned into Tumblr.

Amanuet ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:35:40 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like another definition - the one where a woman has kids and the kids go to bed for the night, and she's faced with a choice. A sensible bedtime, or stay up late and enjoy time to herself.

I always choose netflix, or elder scrolls online, or a biscuit with no one trying to eat it. And wake up a "mombie", from no sleep ever!

gordo65 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:48:27 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mombie saw that OP was browsing r/childfree.

CHECKMATE, SKEPTIC!

DontFuckWithMyMoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:54 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget "daddict."

catchphish ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:15:39 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

so HE says: "Do you LOVe me?"

and I said: "NO! but that's a REAL NICE SKI MASK!!"

robotco ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:44:42 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
centerflag982 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:35:21 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The nicest

CombustibLemons ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:53:55 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck you.

misteryin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:20:06 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

childfree is seriously a circle jerk. A lot of them don't want to call them out posts because they're playing to the narrative that people with kids are monsters and childfree people are amazing, beautiful creatures.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:28 on August 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They don't even try. Maybe Childfree is like NoSleep where they upvote fiction if it's scary enough, but this! This isn't even believable.

All she had to do to make this somewhat realistic would be to say that the kid was bouncing up against her or something and the zom-mother or whatever was like, 'They're such a handful at this age! Do you have any kids?' and the bitter old liar could say that she said something like, 'No. I don't plan on ever having kids,' and the momster could say, 'Oh no! You have to have one!'

I feel bad for this woman that she had time to make up this story and the best she could come up with involved her delivering a zinger that doesn't even make sense. That's like the kind of dumbass thing you would actually say in the heat in the moment and then be embarrassed about it all day.

But I do have the give the childfree lady credit. That was a really well-crafted subtle brag about how she thinks she's pretty.

Trigger_Me_Harder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:08:31 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can imagine it. I've seen videos of really horrible people sharing their views on trains and buses.

This one, however, seems like obvious bullshit.

InsaneGenis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:46 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean I just went and murdered my 3 children for no reason?

notMcLovin77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:56 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I could see a babushka or maybe an abuelita saying this sheepily to someone on a train; not a young mother

DrDeth666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:52 on August 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bitch can't get a date.

tiot1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:58 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humans can be total idiots.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:38:03 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why are people so gullible? I can't imagine a single scenario where a stranger would say this to OP.

/r/childfree is full of fucking morons. I'm really glad they're not reproducing.

papalonian ยท 485 points ยท Posted at 20:53:05 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Even if the story was true.

"You're really pretty"

"Yeah well hey kids you're all ugly haha I'm cool"

thedeliriousdonut ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 02:27:45 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yeah wtf, those kids just got caught in the friendly fire

KLuke642 ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 03:00:19 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cross* fire

thedeliriousdonut ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 03:01:48 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my bran is not an ok one

KLuke642 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:03:36 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would say that you're pretty delirious

thedeliriousdonut ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:04:42 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pls reddit donut make that joek anymor

stickers-motivate-me ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:09:45 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You better be passing on those pretty delirious genes by reproducing!

Clayman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:28 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

#fuckbran

alekzander01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:46 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's okay, the brain that named the brain was dyslexic. He originally wanted to be called Brian.

Demoth ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 08:32:16 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One time a mom accidently elbowed me in the forearm while riding the train, because the train turned a little. Well, it didn't hurt, but fuck her. I immediately grabbed her baby and threw that shit right out the window. You gotta put mombies in their place, either by putting them on blast, or homicide.

thedeliriousdonut ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:57:34 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was me.

I was alone after that. I crawled through the white storm, fending for myself with my unwieldly age, and I never did find my baby either.

iHeartCandicePatton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:48 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing friendly about that fire

UpVotelfYouAgree ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 02:54:00 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just be glad she'll never pass on her retched genes

iThrowTantrums ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 08:30:04 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*wretched. Unless you mean her genes were on the verge of vomiting? Actually I like that better.

2pacisalive95 ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 18:47:46 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was actually the train driver, I looked back and saw the kids crying and the mother looked shocked. She opened her mouth to say something but then shut it cause she knew she had been defeated. The rest of the ride was really quiet.

yaosio ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 20:14:41 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was under the bus trying to disarm the bomb that was going to explode if the bus went under 50 MPH and heard the exchange so I can confirm it happened. Unfortunately I was on the wrong bus.

VladimirKal ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 22:47:35 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mistakes happen, easy to mistake one bus for another but maybe you should invest in glasses when you're mistaking buses for trains.

You might not just get a warning from your employer next time.

Goldreaver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:29:47 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait you were on a train, what happened to the bomb?

scyth3s ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:59:35 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Downvoted because you're asking for classified info.

whatupmyknitta ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:34:14 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Except when everyone clapped

ladyanita22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:38 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And got up from their seats to congratulate op for her epic victory.

nevernudefoundation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:12 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And everyone applauded her.

Then crowned her the prettiest on the train.

Treasonable ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 16:14:22 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The woman was so triggered by the comment that she popped like a balloon, and each of the 3 kids gave OP $100% dollars

[deleted] ยท 537 points ยท Posted at 20:22:38 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Tralan ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 01:24:25 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was a better sub years ago when it was people just kind of venting about parents/neighbors/friends putting on the pressure about having kids. Now it's super sensational anti-children.

[deleted] ยท 228 points ยท Posted at 20:33:32 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The thread doth protest too much.

Thing is I don't have kids and I have friends who don't have kids. We don't sit around and talk about not having kids and how great that is because that would be weird and make us sound a bit mental.

Having an active discussion about not having or being something is an inherently odd thing, and leads to odd results like that place. Same problem with atheism.

WeenisWrinkle ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 21:03:39 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LarpFish ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:50:34 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, are those people serious?

ESCrewMax ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 22:02:50 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I believe, it was created as a response to the aggressive anti-theist days of Reddit, similar to /r/magicskyfairy. The joke being that golfers aren't really harming anyone by playing golf*, but a bunch of people not only define themselves by not playing golf but actively hate those who do.

*obviously militant religious groups aside.

BobNewhartIsGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:53 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine a subset of golfers who insisted all other sports be cancelled, and that everyone be required to take up golf. That's your fundamentalism.

ESCrewMax ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:32:04 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But that's not the average person, which the militant anti-theists were targeting. People like your old religious grandma.

Also, imagine a group of people who demanded that no one play golf, or that people who play golf be sent to mental institutions, or be barred from public office. That's what the aggressive anti-theists were like.

BobNewhartIsGod ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:41:02 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, I'm with you on the anti-golf lobby comparison. I was just working fundamentalists (of all religious persuasions) into the allegory.

EDIT: Even the militant golfers aren't hurting anyone just by playing golf. It's their insistence on golf's dominance that is the problem.

Clayman_ ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:32 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What about islam? Not jmhurting snyone?

VerlorenHoop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:44:30 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you have a powerful orgasm while typing that?

Clayman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:23 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Posted from the phone

WeenisWrinkle ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 22:35:12 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, it's making fun of people who gather to discuss not doing something. Atheism back in the day, child free now - there's always a group that manufactures persecution that they supposedly experience because they don't participate in something.

Xray330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:17 on August 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

back in the day? I think it's gotten even worse...

skurttengil ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:30 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

The only place atheism really has groups is places where they are uncommon, like america. They are persecuted in some countries so its not that strange that some atheists would come together. In europe it would be really strange to talk about your atheism though, since its so common.

mutatersalad1 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:22:46 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There is nothing uncommon about atheism in America. And they are not even the tiniest bit oppressed here either.

skurttengil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:14 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They are uncommon in america compared to other western countries, and religion also plays a much bigger role in america than the rest of the western world. I didnt say they were opressed in america, but atheists are in many middle eastern countries.

PrinceOWales ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 21:44:11 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I never understood the nongolfers thing until I went to childfree. After about a day there I thought how cna anyone be subbed here for that long. I get that doctors often won't give people hysterectomies and vasectomies but the way they talk about parents and moms and maternity is jsut mean. Like damn yall talk about kids a lot for people who don't want them and for people who complain about getting shit for not having kids they give parents a lot of shit jsut for having them

BullsLawDan ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 23:38:13 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I think my kids are pretty wonderful. I suspect the sentiment in /r/childfree about how terrible kids are might be projection since I bet many of the posters there were insufferable dicks to their parents.

[deleted] ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 02:36:59 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got massively downvoted when I mentioned that I think my niece and nephew were rad and that I enjoy watching them grow up (back when I had a different account but then deleted it because a few RL people found me online).

Like, dang, I can like kids and still not want them. I also like horses but don't own one of those either because I know they're a lot of work and money.

Demoth ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 08:35:42 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you really liked horses you'd give birth to one, asshole.

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 08:38:47 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

YOU THINK I DIDN'T WISH FOR THAT A FEW TIMES VIA CANDLES ON MY BIRTHDAY CAKE?

You don't know me! You don't know my struggles! You don't know what I have in my butt right now! You don't know my pain!!!!

Demoth ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 08:41:55 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know what's in your butt now, but give me your phone number and I'll know what's in it in a few hours

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:57 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You didn't upvote my previous comment, so no.

I'm a lady with standards...and stuff in my butt.

Demoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:43 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I rectified that mistake. Now, onto the aforementioned butt stuff. Just don't tell my wife, or she'll stab me to death while shoving things in my colon.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:48 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HAHAAH FOOLED YOU I WAS YOUR WIFE ALL ALONG.

Albert Einstein and I are right now picking out the perfect objects for colon filling. Honestly I do not envy the detectives in (town we live) when they find your body in (nearby derelict parking lot with poor lighting).

Mega_Toast ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:13:20 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or vice versa. They had a bad experience growing up, now they hate parents.

ofsinope ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:11:32 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parents are the worst. Let's pinky-swear to never become parents!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:58 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, there is this thing where your kids are wonderful to you... possibly not so much to someone else.

In no way I mean to imply there is anything wrong with your children or you as a parent or anything like that. It's the same with anything, really. The party at my place is just harmless fun, but the party at my neighbours' flat has to stop right now.
And some parents do indulge children too much, because they love them and it genuinely does not bother them. My upstairs neighbours have two toddlers and the walls are very thin, I can hear every step and every blow of a small fist on a little toy drum, because they think it's a good idea for a toddler to play with a drum. And when the children do the high-pitched shrill wail thing, the adults shriek right back at them with glee and coo at how precious the kids are, thus encouraging the kids to do it more. It's insufferable, frankly.

But I don't hold it against the kids. They don't know. The adults, though...

Mega_Toast ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:12:23 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I thank my parents for not discovering the glorious secrets of being without children! If not for those suckers I wouldn't be able to complain about OPPRESSIVE PARENTS on the internet!!!"

Maybe these enlightened individuals should invest their abundant money into a time machine and spend some time convincing their own parents of these joys. :)

dustinyo_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:58 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am appalled and triggered to see that this comment was downvoted.

Have an upvote, friend! :^)

Mega_Toast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:35 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:^) is my TRIGGER you fucking mongoloid!

dustinyo_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:58 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

trolled :^)

VeronicaNew ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:30:45 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So true. I don't have kids yet, and most of my friends don't have kids yet. Not certain that I will want to have children. who knows.

Hate to break it to the child free crew but there is no cold war between people w kids and people without. Except in the minds of those who are smug beyond belief on either end of the spectrum. Most people are like "oh you chose kids, I haven't...cool, it's all good." They like making themselves martyrs. Pssh, please.

Bowldoza ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:05:35 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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anglenk ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:37 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Neither my friends nor I have kids either and we don't sit around discussing it... Although, I have found some amusing memes from r/childfree that we all enjoy. The tricks is to avoid the rants.

Nac82 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:26 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What you are talking about and what these people believe are 2 different things. You are mistaking ignorance on a subject for intelligence.

Not having kids now and living childfree by choice for life are 2 different things. Having a child is very heavily pushed by society but not everybody can or wants to have kids and sometimes the pressure is hard to deal with. Sure a lot of the stories on that sub are wayyyy over exaggerated but it's just a way to blow off steam. I was subbed to that group for awhile because I was going through a hard time and a significant other wanted kids but I simply dont and they left me for it. It's a support group nothing more. Currently remembering I do need to unsub because some of the stories are just getting out of hand lol.

BullsLawDan ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 23:35:42 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm banned from /r/childfree because someone posted about how their apartment walls were so thin they could hear families around them doing normal family things, and it was totally horrible to hear like kids having a good time and stuff, and I asked why they lived in a place like that since childfree people constantly talk about how much money they have.

CombustibLemons ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 02:52:05 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They are quite the "safe space" subreddit. Any opposing ideas are forbidden.

alekzander01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:46:01 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's funny how they [safespace subs] all seem to despise each other too

CombustibLemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:11 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's because most have opposing viewpoints so they would ban each other.

13speed ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:50:31 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, it is their mom's apartment they're living in. so they're kinda stuck with it.

Protuhj ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 01:43:47 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean.. that's kind of a an asshole-ish thing to say to someone you've never met. If that particular person had talked about their 'wealth' in the past, it may have been a little justified. But really, you just sound like you're trolling the sub.

PinkSugarBubble ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:19 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol seriously. Sounds like something a bitter parent would say "Well if you're so RICH and CHILDFREE then why don't you go live in HOLLYWOOD?!" As they wipe poop from their faces and sob.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:46:25 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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GiveHerTheWorks ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 22:10:52 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly it's like not having kids is their entire identity, or at least a lot of posts read that way.

BullsLawDan ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:40:06 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How do you know if someone is childfree?

Don't worry, they'll tell you...

stokleplinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:22 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And I still won't give a shit.

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:14:09 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 03:07:30 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claiming you're childfree at 24 is like claiming you're straight edge at 14.

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 02:07:59 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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GiveHerTheWorks ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:12:46 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...You're lying! Once you have kids your life is OVER. It's illegal to spend money on yourself or have fun ever again!

alekzander01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:31 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All those Saudi Sheiks have 20 kids as a way of Humbling themselves duh.

Kraps ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:55:09 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Granted, the car was a 2014 model, the home is a condo (but in an amazing location,) and the vacation was though groupon, but still!

I hope they accidentally have a baby

thehappinessparadox ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:23:43 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something tells me they'd just get an abortion given that they make this big of a deal out of never being a parent/loathing children.

OverlordXenu ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:27:23 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i mean i don't really want kids but i didn't make that into my entire identity.

brokehungryheathen ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:21:04 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was raised quite poor around a lot of other poor families. While there are difficulties, I learned a lot more about creativity, family bonds, budgeting, other survival and life skills like that than my rich friends did.

There's really no 'wrong' way to raise a kid, income wise, so long as you can feed and clothe and be there for them.

I use to see a surprising amount of well-off families when I worked at a family resources/counseling centre. They have issues like everyone else.

chaosakita ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:05:48 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think there's a weird sentiment on the internet that you need to have everything 100% in place before you have a kid or else they are going to end up screwed up. Fact is, most people are not fit to be parents according to internet standards.

PrinceOWales ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:32:36 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My in laws are upper middle class and they told me and my husband that no matter how much money you ha e you never have enough when it comes to kids.

brokehungryheathen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:14:59 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Here's the one fact about kids - you're gonna fuck it up.

Champigne ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:06:56 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That whole sub is a huge circlejerk. They pat themselves on the back for not having kids. Congrats you made a life choice, but it doesn't make you any better or smarter than anyone else.

MILKB0T ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:55:40 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's basically like FPH with fat people replaced with breeders haha. Its even worse than /r/atheism

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:54 on August 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually it's both combined. Many threads contain religion because breeders are mostly religious.

[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 23:32:54 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like /r/truechildfree. It is a toned down less hateful version of childfree.

What I very much dislike about many parents is that they feel superior to others. "I brought a child into this world. It's so magical." They seem to be in constant competition with other parents too about who has the smartest, strongest kid and who breastfed the longest. Having a kid is one of the most common things in this world and no one should be treated as extra special because of it.

srebrina ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:57:55 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was poor before my son and I'm poor now and I seriously don't give a shit. Can't wait your entire life to begin to live. Son's gonna grow up one day and be poor in his own house haha. Or not.

blacksmithwolf ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:13:52 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Last time I clicked through the top post was about expectant mother parking at shopping centers and how it's not actually illegal to park there. In all fairness to them about half the commenters were calling the OP an asshole but the other half were naturally gloating about how they do it all the time and the pregnant women don't deserve any special treatment because pregnancy is a choice.

imminent_riot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:58 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And it isn't as though there are three or four parking places like that in every row. There are literally two at the grocery near my house, one by each entrance and furthest away past the disabled parking spots as well.

VIIIMan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:07:35 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People like this aren't shit in real life. They come on Reddit to brag about shit that they don't have and about things they don't actually do.

MaisieMay67 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:34:39 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My kids are awesome and I'm so glad that I had them.

Who else is going to make sure I end up in a nursing home instead of under a bridge?

alekzander01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:21 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have a feeling their parents weren't as loving as they ought to have been and now they project their upbringing onto everyone else.

GGGilman87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:22 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have, noticed a few disturbing and almost universal trends among the vocally "childfree," in real life and online. This group should be distinguished from those who don't like kids or just don't want them, are satisfied with that, and go about engaging in the priorities that drove kids off their plate rather than obsessing and bitching endlessly about it. And I say this as a single guy who will probably never have kids:

The really vocally "childfree" never seem to be "freed up" by that choice. They are, more obsessed with children, parents and the culture of "traditional families" than any parent I know.

They seem to be extreme paranoid egotists, believing that any misbehaving, sick, hurt or exuberant child exists only to thwart their daily routines.

They are unbelievable fonts of misinformation on the subjects of children and parenting. Even better, most of them never shut up about it.

They are the worst kind of "old ladies," apparently knowing exactly how all parents should manage their children, and if you think they won't open their yaps about it in public, IRL, well, ha ha.

DominoNo- ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:27:59 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The sub is similar to /r/nofap and /r/theredpill. The general idea is great, but they're filled with horrible people.

maxximillian ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:49:38 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like your sub, I do not like your OPs. Your OPs are so unlike your sub. ~/u/MahatmaGandhi

AmazingShoes ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:20:31 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How is TheRedPill a great idea in any way?

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:21:17 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They hide their bitter and shitty ideas behind a promise of self-improvement, there's quite a bit on things like lifting and standing up for yourself.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:14:47 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still pretty shitty considering their only motivation for that is to have "control over vaginas in some way or another...not because they want to be better people for yknow, themselves.

The_BluE_PantheR ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:04:34 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think they are insecure about their choice.

Kdj87 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 20:12:27 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do the people who make stories like this not realize how difficult it is to look at what someone is doing on their phone unless you're standing right over their shoulder?

imminent_riot ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:06:58 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously and on my reddit app it doesn't even show the subreddit name at the top after you scroll down once.

TheGetFresh ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 17:33:06 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

she didn't even post a picture and she's getting upvotes for being so hot. He stories may be fake but her internet attention whoring skills are next level

President_Bennett ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:13:36 on August 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*he

Urtehnoes ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 20:50:17 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn I wish people irl could say things like this to me. That way I could take the headphones out of my ears and say "huh?".

That'll show them.

Snotbob ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:41:51 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But putting her headphones back on after insulting the mother's ugly children is such a sassy end of story burn, OP couldn't not include it in her tale of bullshit. Common sense be damned.

Jrook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:49 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then when they repeat themselves but you don't quite hear so you say something canned to just end the interaction.

"huh? Oh yeah I get that a lot, hold on I'm getting a call..."

zomgeddon ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 17:12:02 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is 'mombie' a new term? I've never seen it before, but now a couple different posts have shown up with it.

I get the reference, and it must be a heck of a zinger to label the fabricated enemies of the dedicated childless.

SaltiestPotato ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 18:40:02 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

'Breeder' is another favorite of theirs. I always wonder if they think of their own mothers that way.

jackunderscore ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 20:13:18 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think breeders began as a disparaging term for straight people.

JohnCenaLunchbox ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:23:44 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are correct.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:35:25 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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traceitalian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:13:09 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needing to kick ass you mean.

mr_poppycockmcgee ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:24:25 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Those damn normal people reproducing like animals are supposed to do

anglenk ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 20:09:20 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a really good question. I am a member of r/childfree, yet I don't use their slang. Although, that could be because I don't think of my mom or anybody as breeders.

amanforallsaisons ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:37:27 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget crotch fruit.

instantiatedObject ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:16:11 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

womb goblin

Crystal_Munnin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:43:29 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That one's kind of cute though. I'm going to start calling my niece that. Because she's -a vicious little monster- precious.

leadershipping ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:08:22 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One time I saw "sex trophy."

Then I stopped going on that sub.

SaltiestPotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:21 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah yes, how could I forget. They have such a colorful vocabulary.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:20 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But breeding is the normal thing to do. Do they call themselves non-breeders or just not have any term like that?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:56:10 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

normal

Triggered.

SaltiestPotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:18 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AFAIK they just call themselves "child-free". But I tend not to linger in their areas for too long.

Shitposte_Connoiseur ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 18:04:12 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's like "plate". Childfree posters are like r/TheRedPill browsers except instead of making up stories about getting mad totally real booby sex, they make up stories about getting harassed for not having kids.

Solaratov ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:19:44 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait so explain plate for us.

BatmansUglyCousin ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 19:39:33 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the circus, there's this act where people balance dinner plates on sticks and then spin them. On The Red Pill and in the so-called "manosphere" (gag), "plates" refer to women, and "spinning plates" refers to being able to manage sexual relations with multiple women at the same time.

[deleted] ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 20:39:07 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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RiversBromo ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 20:41:35 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"But I can't even have sex with one girl so have sex with multiple has to be super duper hard."

PrinceOWales ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:46:00 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

but god forbid a woman have plates. Then she's a stupid whore

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:28:09 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yes but how is my woman going to bring me my sandwich if she doesn't put it on a plate?

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:15:44 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

By not being a stupid whore

ZipperDoDa ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:15:50 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And apparently wearing out her vagina

PinkSugarBubble ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:39 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The female equivalent is unironically referred to as the "cock carousel" smh.

darth_tiffany ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:33:19 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A rule of thumb that's served me well is to never subscribe to a sub that has its own lingo. Shit like that is how cults start.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:06:10 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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darth_tiffany ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:44 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a woman and there's a difference between in-jokes on comedy subs and what I'm talking about.

darth_tiffany ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:29:58 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Mombie" and "daddict" are the terms they use for mother and father.

I'm sorry if the searing wit of the above terms has made you literally spit coffee all over your monitor, as multiple members of that sub have claimed.

zomgeddon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:05 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You owe me a new monitor and keyboard, sir.

GGGilman87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:42 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Other classics I've seen around the internet include "moo-mie" or "moo" for mothers and "duhs" for dads.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:24 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:15 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Those damn mombies, always mombiejacking childfree posts!

Seriously though, how the fuck can someone use those terms without cringing?

SilentLurker ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 20:38:49 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some people on that sub are super cool people who just know that having children is not something they want to experience and deal with. Others, such as this person, feel that children are the worst thing anyone could possibly want, those that do are complete idiots, and they are constantly being persecuted for feeling the way they do, so much so, that they feel the need to fabricate stories about said persecution and how they are totally witty and shut the situation down like a boss. It's like the atheism subreddit had an adult (because it would literally implode on itself if I referred to it as a baby, even in the context of a well known saying).

PandaAttacks ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:16:13 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, some woman on the train stared at OP's phone for no reason. Does she has /r/childfree sensing powers?

WomblesMama ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:09:17 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what a waste of beauty and potential

suuuuuure

cmppmc ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 22:05:35 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

As a user who's subbed to that subreddit, I completely agree with the fact that at least 85% of people there are complete idiots, who take pride in the fact that they don't have children, for the simple fact that it makes them able to spend more money. So they seem better than everyone else. Bunch of snobs, is what they are. Without realizing it, they end up as the person who claims entitlement to something, when they claim that whoever they interacted with, was indeed the person to do so. Anyway, back on topic. We're not all like that. I didn't choose not to have children because of economy. I'm one of the leftover 15%, who knows for a fact that I'm not interested in having a child myself. I'll take care of others children, but I never want the full responsibility of bringing a child into the world. Now, there's more than one reason for that, but I'll give you the biggest; my family, and me in particular, have a long history of mental disabilties, and other health related issues. I'm not willing to take a risk of passing that on to a child, knowing how hard of a time I had growing up with it.

That's just my two cents, and I hope that some people will take the time to read it, and realize that we're not all selfish bastards.

Though, some people will undoubtedly still think so. Oh well, their loss.

kuttanpilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:46 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I completely agree with the fact that at least 85% of people there are complete idiots, who take pride in the fact that they don't have children, for the simple fact that it makes them able to spend more money.

Why do you make it sound like it's a bad thing?

cmppmc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:06 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not inherently a bad thing, but it superficial, if you ask me.

kuttanpilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:13 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How?

cmppmc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:19 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All they seem to base their self-confidence on is their money, and how they're better than parents for being able to spend it freely. Of course, this doesn't apply to all of them, but it seems like it's at least the majority.

ChicagoIce ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 17:36:19 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are these people retarded? Do they ever even leave the house? They think that everyone gives a shit about them and their life. How many instances are there where someone is getting shot, attacked, harassed in public and no one does anything and yet we are to believe that everyone is giving their two cents on your life. Don't think so.

SweetLenore ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:09:18 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's honestly amazing how much people tell other people to have kids.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:32 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

misery love company

imminent_riot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:52 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sometimes in the same conversation as how they have no energy, they never do anything fun, and they never get to have sex. But hey they will scream at the top of their lungs that it is worth it and you should totally suffer like them enjoy children too.

anglenk ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:59:02 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, you'd be surprised how many instances people are told they should have kids AFTER they mention they do not plan on having them. Granted, some of the stories on r/childfree are bull, but most of the "you should have kids" come from the OP's family or friends.

ChicagoIce ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 20:07:59 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can understand family, friends, coworkers. Strangers, slim to none.

bejiguang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:28 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm CF and I work in the clothing section at a retail store, which is next to the baby section. frequently customers will ask me something like "oh would you recommend this?" referring to some baby equipment or whatever and I'll be like "sorry, I don't have kids, let me refer you to someone who would know" and that's the end of that. no stranger has ever said anything like "you're missing out!" or the like to me. because most people you encounter are not rude af (or at least mind their own damn business). relatives and friends on the other hand... they want nieces, nephews, grandchildren, godchildren, friends for their own children to play with. strangers have nothing to gain from your hypothetical children.

imminent_riot ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 03:12:51 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a friendly person, I chat with strangers, but I'd say its shockingly common to ask someone why they don't want kids. Like someone is making small talk "How many kids do you have?" which for some reason because I'm over 25 makes it a given that should already have some, then when I say none it's "When/how many do you want?" In my personal experience I've never had someone say "Oh, ok, that's cool" when I say I don't want any.

They want to convince you, a stranger who they don't know your financial, physical, or mental well being, that you should have children. I've even got very rude responses of someone just staring at me, incredulous, and then begin randomly talking religion.

BullsLawDan ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:44:22 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, you'd be surprised how many instances people are told they should have kids AFTER they mention they do not plan on having them. Granted, some of the stories on r/childfree are bull, but most of the "you should have kids" come from the OP's family or friends.

It's almost as if, contrary to what the ogres in /r/childfree think, people are happy being parents, and wish that their loved ones would experience the same happiness, and therefore encourage their friends and family to do the thing that caused their happiness...

lolster2nite ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:01:47 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Little did they know that their bundle of love they carried for 9 months would become a BS spewing creature on Reddit.

imminent_riot ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:14:27 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its fine if that is as far as it goes though, its when it becomes borderline harassment that its a problem. My sister has literally told me she hopes I have an accident and have to have a baby so I 'know what it really means to feel unconditional love'.

BullsLawDan ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 03:33:11 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're right, it's terrible that your sister wants to feel unconditional love, even if she expresses it clumsily.

imminent_riot ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:36:10 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When she knows I have no money, and a mental illness that would make me a disaster as mother, yeah. I love kids, I love my nephews, but I do not want any of my own and even if I did I wouldn't want to put my kid through hell dealing with my issues + be poor.

PromiseIWontRapeYou ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:38:25 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or you could just, you know, respect their decision not to have them.

BullsLawDan ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 02:45:44 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not about respect. It's about wanting them to share in something you have.

"I don't want to have kids."

"Oh, man, you totally should. Kids are amazing. They're such a joy in my life. I love doing it."

It's no different than if someone says they don't like chocolate and you say, "Why don't you try this really awesome chocolate I just shipped in from Switzerland?" It's not a lack of respect, it's hoping you can give another person a source of happiness you enjoy.

PromiseIWontRapeYou ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:24:08 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's actually not at all the same if you're on the receiving end, trust me. Please stop "encouraging" your loved ones to have children if they've never expressed the desire to. I have a feeling you're being "that relative" without even realizing it.

BullsLawDan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:28:36 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

None of my adult relatives are childfree, even my sister-in-law who used to think she was until she changed her mind just like everyone on /r/childfree insists NEVER EVER happens.

All I'm saying is there are two ways a childfree person can take this sentiment from loved ones:

  1. This person is happy and they want me to be happy because they love me, so they are sharing what made them happy.

  2. This person is a jerk who is trying to force me to do something I don't like.

If you're always thinking it's #2, maybe consider that you're the problem.

PromiseIWontRapeYou ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:08 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm obviously wasting my time with you.

SienaBlaze ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:12:19 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No shit that guy is fucking dense.

Hazeringx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:06:54 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's almost like if people don't want to have kids... Or that people are happy by different reasons. I love Dark Souls, almost more than everything, but I don't go to every people and basically force them to play Dark Souls. Funny, no?

BullsLawDan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:34 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

basically force

Ok, that's a crime. You really think when someone says someone else should have kids they are "basically forcing" them?

poetaytoh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:19:34 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's annoying when the Mormons And JWs do it, too.

Belvgor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:48:54 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only time I've seen that happen is usually parents telling their OWN kids this which I can see why because they probably want grandkids. I'm a parent and I don't give a shit nor try to persuade people to have kids.

Hazeringx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:05:19 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My parents want to be grandparents, so yes, there are people who give a fuck about the fact that I am child free.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:37:41 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This childfree thing is their obsession. It goes on to the point that they think everything in the world resolves around them and them not having any kids.

Nobody gives two shits in reality.

Hazeringx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:33 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My parents does.

PromiseIWontRapeYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:20 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The number of random people I've had ask me if I have children, then put in their two cents as to why I should, is just astounding. My own mother has stood up for me to strangers because they would just not relent.

Some people take it as a personal attack on them if someone else doesn't want kids. You'd really think it wouldn't matter, and I wish it didn't. I'm really tired of being given a list of reasons why my decision not to procreate is wrong.

CFGX ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 20:36:27 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They'd have to lose enough weight to be able to rise out of bed before they could even consider venturing out into the world.

ClassicGamer102 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:30:45 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So I don't ride trains or subways that often, but on the few occasions I visited New York City it was basically the main form of transportation other than walking.

At no point during any train ride did I witness anyone starting a conversation with anyone they didn't know. Public transportation is like an elevator, you don't talk to the other passengers if you don't know them.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:31 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We only do this to exceptionally beautiful, but childless women. The women on your train were either average looking or already mombies.

anonmymouse ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 19:42:24 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, one thing is for sure.. it's a damn good thing none of the people in that sub are going to reproduce.

derklempner ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:46:33 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something we can all be thankful for.

[deleted] ยท -30 points ยท Posted at 22:11:18 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:18:45 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think the point is, nobody can make you have a child unless you're a male having unprotected sex with someone you don't trust/already know doesn't want kids for sure. What's the point in being so negative and berating other people for the choices? Aren't they doing exactly what they claim to hate, but towards other people?

People get told to do a lot of shit. I should make a sub called /r/youshouldcutyourhair_alsostopeating meat_gotohell so I can complain about how much I don't want to do the things that people tell me to do (which they have no actual control over).

anonmymouse ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 22:35:50 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wow! such a mature and totally not sarcastic response! Exactly what I would expect from a person who regularly posts in /r/childfree!

see? I can be condescending too :)

Belvgor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:51:24 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aww is someone mad?

PawsbeforePeople13 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 03:02:17 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Preach.

S0maCruz ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 01:23:05 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this logic makes no sense, the people at /r/childfree came from people who aren't childfree

Hazeringx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:04:27 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Of course. It's good that people that don't agree with reproduce, right? Only people who agree with my life style should reproduce. What a sad life.

invaderzz ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:29:15 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Childfree is such a weird subreddit. I don't want kids either but those people have a very strange, unhealthy obsession with their hatred of children. It's very odd. Like, what an oddly specific thing to be so angry about.

majoroutage ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:56:37 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If only their parents shared that same mindset.

cajunhawk ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:54:24 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The biggest slap in the face of "miserable and poor" parents, is to waste your child free time reminding everyone how child free you are...instead of enjoying child free life.

Billlington ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 20:27:04 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sub is fucking weird. How do you... continually use it? Seems like a one-time deal: "I don't have kids. I have more money/time/etc than people who do. Neener-neener." What do you post after that?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:39 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A LOT of one-upping.

anglenk ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:46:59 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I continuously use it as a source of amusement. Kind of like people who follow r/nosleep.

GrandMoffJed ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:14:57 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/r/nosleep top posts are all great. Day-to-day submissions are terrible.

Kendarlington ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:02:03 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably DAE posts, totally true stories like this one, people who have been "converted" to the childfree ideology, childfree-friendly media, the like.

keldohead ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:14:35 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well he's got the shit eating grin part right.

superfudge73 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:53:37 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sub should be aborted.

notahedgehog666 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:22:13 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Half of the stuff in there belongs here.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:21:02 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:59 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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Infected_Toe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:35:32 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's the fucking winkey face in the edit that does it for me. That and her "thank you". God fucking damnit, I hate that shit. I'm all for living your life as you want, but fuck you for making up these lies to seem more interesting, you fucking cunt.

/rant over

But I guess she showed her with her $100% true story.

robotco ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:41:58 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No applause?

IHaTeD2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:09 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Right?
Why was no-one clapping?

UnhipGlint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:20 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She didn't want the story to sound TOO ridiculous.

I_Edit_Some_Pictures ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:16:36 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are people in /r/childfree seriously that gullible?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:51 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'd be surprised!

SweetLenore ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:10:48 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The oddest thing about this is that the statement the stranger made wasn't even rude. It was rather flattering.

-_Trashboat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:01:18 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because if you don't have kids with you, you don't have kids. How stupid are people. You can have a life independent of your children

angelcat00 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:58:06 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think the OP was implying that the mom could tell that she was reading /r/childfree on her phone and A) knew what it was and B) knew that OP was reading it because she is childfree and not just out of curiosity or for entertainment.

Now that I think about it, it seems more likely that OP wears a t-shirt that says "I'm CHILDFREE! Ask me why!" so that people will engage with her on the subject in public.

Die-Nacht ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:47 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How would the mom know that OP didn't have kids? Do mothers give off a scent that only other mothers can pick up?

imnotfunnyAMA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:16 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

R/enough(insert here)spam

pickelsurprise ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:39:15 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At times I feel like the very stereotype this sub is known for. I mean, I know half the stories people post there are fake and I don't go making up my own, but every time an argument about the place comes up, a bunch of subscribers always defend themselves by saying not wanting kids doesn't mean they hate kids.

Except I do. I really, really do. And honestly I do kind of revel in it, even though I'm aware it's an incredibly pathetic waste of my time. I didn't even have a bad childhood or any issues with my parents. I'm just a dick who's not doing the sub's stereotype any favors.

3893liebt3512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:58 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess I don't understand how you can point blank just say you hate all children. They're just people, like you and I. They have different personalities and intelligence levels and opinions.

I'm not trying to tell you you're wrong or attack you, I'm honestly curious.

pickelsurprise ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:27:30 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be honest I don't really understand it either. I suppose it would be more accurate to say that I don't care about kids than that I actively hate them, but I'm not going to be happy if people press me about it. Admittedly this doesn't happen nearly as much as people make it sound, but it does still happen sometimes.

Beyond that I guess it just comes down to a combination of A. I'm far more interested in being wealthy than raising a family, B. I refuse to accept the responsibility, and C. for whatever reason children just unnerve me. Something about their gross little faces just makes me incredibly uncomfortable. I don't go around verbally assaulting anyone who brings their kids near me or anything, but if I have a reasonable opportunity to avoid the situation, I'll take it every time.

And if I may paint a target on my back, I suppose another thing is I don't understand or really even believe in "unconditional love." I don't think other people are wrong for not feeling the way I do or anything, because obviously there is something there, but I think I just fundamentally don't understand the seemingly automatic connection people have with their kids and their pets and so on. I have people that I care about and people that I love, but I don't think even my love for my parents is "unconditional."

3893liebt3512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:15 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I find your reasoning to be absolutely sound, not that My opinion matters at all.

I'm a young mother (early 20's) and have always found it astounding that single parents my age get offended when someone doesn't want to date them because they have a kid. That's a perfectly reasonable and inoffensive reason to not date someone. Some people don't want that responsibility. And why would you want someone around your kid that didn't like them or want them there?

KevWill ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:49:39 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've never met anyone that cares if someone else doesn't want to have kids. I have kids, so I get it that they are a lot of work and expensive. I just get annoyed when people have kids and then are shitty parents.

keldohead ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:18:18 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit that sub makes me wanna kill myself.

lamiROAR ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:40 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same, what a huge fucking circle jerk oO

CarbonHydro ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:16:50 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

every AskReddit thread where redditor complains about family

"May I point you to /r/raisedbynarcissists / /r/childfree?

centerflag982 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:12 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/r/raisedbynarcissists

Why the fuck did you have to remind me that sub exists

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:29 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know of /r/childfree but /r/raisedbynarcissists is a new one. Can you tell me why it's bad?

centerflag982 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:35:28 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Because 1) 80+% of the posters there don't seem to even know what narcissism actually is, and 2) the average complaint consists of "my parents don't/didn't allow me to do whatever the hell I want, DAE literally Hitler?!"

The hilariously and disgustingly (about equal parts) ironic part is how many of the posters come across as just as self-centered as, if not more so than, they're accusing their parents of being

thehappinessparadox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:02 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Projection is a hell of a coping mechanism.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:40:28 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mom/dad did a thing and being an asshole like a parent sometimes is.

She/he must be narcisst. Help. I am also 30 and still living at home.

centerflag982 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:41:15 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am also 30 and still living at home.

Not at all. It's more "I'm 15 and thus have no concept of parenthood but I'll pretend I'm an expert"

looloogirl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:09:49 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I knew that somehow or another that post would end up here... It's sad because a lot of us CFers do experience backlash for our life choices. There's really no need to make stuff up.

sadhandjobs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:21:27 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That place is a goldmine for the most $100% stories that ever happened.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:30 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have never had an interaction with a child, or the parent of a child in relation to their child/child rearing, that was negative enough for me to remember it vividly...And I worked retail for 8 years.

I'm sure there's been a dozen or so occasions in my life where a parent or their kid has been shitty to me, but nothing that comes to mind automatically or vividly. I can say pretty confidently that I have never been given shit from a stranger about not having kids.

What a strange thing to be angry about. What a strange thing to dedicate a subreddit to.

Pyroteq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:06 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Childfree is a sub filled with college kids that don't realize half of them will end up having kids at some stage anyway.

MichioKotarou ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:01:13 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You do realize this is exactly what people on /r/childfree hate being told right

Pyroteq ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 10:19:14 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ok... That doesn't make it any less true.

It's called biology.

People can talk about how they hate kids all they want. In their mid 30's their hormones may disagree.

That's the reality. That's why most sane doctors will refuse to do things like a vasectomy in patients that are under 25 or don't have kids.

Hell my wife said she wasn't interested in having kids when we first started dating. Guess who has a 1 year old now?

Hazeringx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:02:29 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ew, nah. Hobbies and girlfriend/boyfriends>>>>> kids. No way in losing my time with this kind of stuff. The earth is already full of people anyway.

3893liebt3512 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:14:18 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which is fair, and I would never say that you are wrong or will change your mind.

But that doesn't mean a solid portion of the early 20's populace of that sub won't. It's not an unreasonable point to make.

S0maCruz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:24:37 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sadly, you're probably right

Ashley777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:42 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sitting on a train with cell phone? SOO much potential. You can tell a lot about someone by how they sit and stare at a phone.

sssteven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:49 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IM SCREAMING

92Hippie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:19 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How could they see what subreddit you were on..?

LordWiltshire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:24 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm all for people choosing to not have children. But 90% of people I know who declare they are "CF" are all narcissistic ass holes

misteryin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:42 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And now the person deleted it. Someone called her out on it, and she asked why he has to be negative.

Can't I tell my fake story in peace? Gosh.

Liamzinho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:00 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That sub is one of the saddest, most despicable and pathetic things I've ever seen. How empty and miserable must your life be that you find an identity in not just being childless, but actively hating children and the people who love them; the people who find fulfilment and happiness in bringing life into the world and making it prosper.

Fucking pricks.

anglenk ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:09:05 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am a member of that sub and I actually really like children; however, that does not mean I want to have one. The world will prosper without every single person having a child, especially with the world being crowded. I also have no issue with parents and actually give them credit when credit is due. All children deserve love and discipline and some individuals on that subreddit recognize this and don't think they could or don't want to do so.

amanforallsaisons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:24 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Time for you to start /r/truechildfree....

Edit: Ok, that really exists.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:22:38 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not liking children doesn't make someone terrible.

majoroutage ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:30:30 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hating on people that do does, though.

xenusaves ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:33:26 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The only comment I've ever had removed was when I commented on r/relationships that most of the people on childfree are insufferable idiots who can't stand not being the only babies in the room. Someone reported it as abusive language. I don't have kids myself but that sub brings out my motherly instinct whoop their asses with a belt and send them to bed without dinner.

Devil_Nights ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:48:53 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

who can't stand not being the only babies in the room.

Haha love this. My introduction to the world of Childfree came from a rant about how all the breeders and their spawn were ruining the Harry Potter movie-going experience. The author of the rant cited statistics like the number of adult Harry Potter readers etc for some reason. Just going to the last showing was not an option apparently.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:05 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i love when adults treat henry potter like it is worthwhile literature and not just childrens books

and then are even more hardcore about the painfully boring movies

its almost as bad as the hunger games

Devil_Nights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:15 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eh, people can like whatever they like. It was the fact that this person went to a movie based on a children's book series and was indignant that children were in the audience. It would be like going to a dog park and then freaking out when someone showed up with their dog.

amanforallsaisons ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 23:47:15 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my motherly instinct whoop their asses with a belt and send them to bed without dinner.

If that isn't hyperbole, maybe you should be childfree as well.

Isredel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:22 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was a mother with three children with her. She doesn't give a flying fuck what you're reading on your phone or who you are. She's too busy telling Billy to quit picking his nose and Jacky to quit hitting her other brother. Even if her children were well-behaved, her entire attention is still on them so they stay well-behaved. Or if she's a bad parent, if she's ignoring her devil munchkins, she's probably ignoring you too.

titaniumjew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:57:32 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This sub looks like such cancer. They use "mombie" unironically. All they do is complain or brag. The post that is at the top right now is a guy bragging about how much money he has coworkers and insulting them.

the_disco_pimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:49 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that didn't happen

wright96d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:18 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
koreanwizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:10 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boosts her own ego within the fake story, In order to boost her own ego with fake internet points, what is wrong with these people?

Keetanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:38 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What is CF?

nevernudefoundation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:51 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Guess you may need to try again, huh?" How is this even a comeback? What am I missing here?

boostman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:45 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She's telling the woman that her kids are ugly.

nevernudefoundation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:56 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ahh. Gotcha. What a dick.

Prophage7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:22 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My god, half that sub is people who are pissed 2 year olds can't act like well articulated adults.

meadowkat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:11 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want to say a stranger would never say this to someone about having kids but I was out to dinner with a friend and their baby when someone walked up to the table and thanked them for having children. It was weird. No one clapped and we all sat there kind of bewildered like... uh.... you're welcome we did it just for you...

iHeartCandicePatton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:37 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

mombie

Fucking pathetic. Also, how the fuck did she know you don't have kids? It's not because she recognized what you were doing on your phone, you pathetic cunt.

The_Dirt_McGurt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:24:40 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Childfree sucks. I once, when trying to better understand my own thoughts on the matter, asked if anyone was willing to share the factors that led them to choose to be childfree, or the signs that they knew meant they would be happier that way. Was told that "this place is not a zoo for me to come in an look at all the CF people". Was really weird--because... I mean its an entire community dedicated to that life-choice. Seemed like it was the right place to ask that sort of thing. They're very persecuted it would seem.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:04 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CF needs a 'Harriet Tubman' to liberate them from their oppressors.

derklempner ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:42:26 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The best part of that sub is that subscription isn't required to vote on posts or comments.

=D

majoroutage ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:32:36 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brigading is against reddiquette though.

derklempner ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 01:10:46 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I made no comment regarding brigading. Take my comment as you wish.

chinese-mustard-owl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:03:57 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's exactly what brigading is... Going to a subreddit simply to downvote all their posts and comments, and nothing other than that.

derklempner ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:05:15 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I never mentioned brigading. I have no idea what you're talking about. All I wrote was my favorite part about the sub.

EagleDarkX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:11 on August 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In what world do these people live where people on public transport aren't mindless robots?

iiSisterFister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:12 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is Mombie common? Is it something they say in that sub specifically? Weird because I heard it yesterday from my girlfriends sister who is a mother of two.

RadicaLarry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:46 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My wife and I are considering whether or not to have kids. If we decide not to, this sort of thing will never happen. What makes someone think this sort of thing is believable?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:35 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shit i just got a tiny bit upset when everyones kids used the pool....

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:34:53 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wonder how you can dedicate an entire subreddit to one thing.

"I don't want kids." "Somebody said I will one day/I should have them."

What else is there to post about exactly? Seems more like that sub is a bunch of people with some mental trauma trying to cover it with being childfree.

Viciouslicker ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:50:25 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most subreddits are dedicated to one thing? That's why the subs exist, to give people places where they can discuss a common interest. Even if the interest is 'I don't want kids', it's not that weird that there's a specific place to talk about that.

GALACTICA-Actual ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:01 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

True. Except, instead of that sub being about something, like radio controlled cars or a band, its emphasis is about how persecuted they are by the group they don't want to be a part of.

The fact is, yes, people say stupid shit like: "Oh, you'll feel differently when you have them." But it's not the organized cabal of brainwashing oppression that they try to make it out to be. It's just generic comments people make during banal party conversations.

Humans like drama. They like conflict. It's what makes them feel like they're alive in their mundane repetitive day-to-day lives. And when it doesn't occur naturally, they find a way to manufacture it.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:08:19 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A common interest into not having something is kinda weird.

Z027 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:08 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mombie? MOMBIE?

TIL there's a sub for crazy aunts.

aaron666nyc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:04:19 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As someone who lived in New York City for 11 years, I actually don't find this very unrealistic at all. In fact, I would see exchanges like this regularly

bunker_man ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:06:52 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How can people sink that low that this is how they need to feel fulfilled in life.

I_done_a_plop-plop ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:01 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bonkers sub, full of cunts.

I went there, because I have no children nor a desire to have one.

But they have funny ideas, you have to kind of hate kids to fit in that sub. You have to have a zeal.

/r/truechildfree is okay for normal people who choose not to procreate.

ap117 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 00:59:48 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything about having children is selfish.

thirteen-thirtyseven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:24:10 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:21 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol what so no one should have kids? Sorry man, but that wouldn't end well.

ap117 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:09 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What ends well? There will be an extinction event eventually.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:53 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, I see, if something is inevitable, why try?

ap117 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:10 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm just saying everything about having kids is selfish and egocentric, not that people shouldn't have them. Every species is predisposed to reproduce.

Hazeringx ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:00:32 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/r/nothingeverhappens

btw, If you people want /r/childfree to not exist, simple, stop pressuring people to have kids! Is that simple, isn't it? If people stopped and respected childless people for a moment, subs like that wouldn't exists, disrespectful cynics. It's a sub for rants, the same way that the Trump sub is a sub for supporters only. So yeah. As a 17 years old, it's not cool to hear "You'll change your mind in 10 years" like, seriously? Why should I change my mind?

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:38:56 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I personally love /r/childfree. Don't have to worry about them passing on their defective genes. It is the best solution.

Reverserer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:58:13 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a cf woman who used to visit r/cf, I left bc many of the stories are fake and/or grossly over exadurated as well as the many of the people being hypocritical whiney tarts.

peanutismint ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:14:17 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol I had totally forgotten about /r/childfree but I'm so glad it exists because it's basically a female version of all the incredibly toxic and hateful male-dominated Reddit subs and proves that both sexes can be assholes.

I actually subbed to /r/childfree for about a week, as I am 'child free' and thought there'd be some fun memes or similar about how great it is not to be tied down with kids, but all I actually saw was incredibly arrogant and bitter beings actively hating on people who've made different life choices. It was awful and when I mentioned how disappointed I was in some of their hateful rhetoric, they pounced on me like Trigglypuffs at an MRA rally.... It was hilarious.

jaminmayo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:16 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I really hate childfree

goomy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:16:26 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this might just be one of the reasons why i don't go to that sub anymore. so many fabricated stories and rude replies, not to mention blatant sexism and general prejudice against whoever dares reproduce.

pursenboots ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:31:24 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this... has got to be satire, right?

TheTrueNobody ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:37:44 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I imagine that the people that post in /r/childfree are neckbeards with better BO.

Demoth ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:54 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

r/childfree has a lot of interactions with total stranger that, if they went down exactly as the posters said, I'm sure would result in some type of beat down or stabbing.

Maybe it's all my years being in Philadelphia and Camden, NJ, but you can't just go around lipping off to total strangers for practically no reason and not eventually do it to the wrong person and get your teeth kicked in.

Trynottobeacunt ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 11:48:55 on August 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That place reads like a sub full of bitter people who are unable to have children.

It's really very sad :(