He had to whisper. If the patriarchy^® heard him, It'd be off to the gulag!

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You're going to make me cry like a girl

What the fuck are you talking about?

That really sounds like both parties being facetious.

This is clearly a joke. I loled

I actually don't mind this as a joke. Its pretty funny.

"you're going to make me cry like a girl" WHO EVEN TALKS LIKE THAT?!

Translation

I hit my coworker's shoulder lightly, to which I followed up by saying, "Oops. Sorry about that." He smiled and said, "No problem. Best of luck with you day."

The remainder of the work day remained uneventful, as usual.

That's actually hilarious.

Just picturing two adults having a conversation that includes the question "what's wrong with being a girl?" is already really fucking lame on its own. Than you add that response...

obviously a joke lol this is such an autistic site

How I picture him.

sounds like a decent twitter joke

that's... obviously not meant to be taken seriously. it's a joke. man, reddit is thick.

Someone clunk their heads together like Moe from The Three Stooges.

Lazy repost

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Sounds like the guy was just making a joke. I chuckled

This has to be a joke. It reads like one, and nobody talks like this. It's a setup for a punchline that seems more mocking of feminism than supportive.

He was suddenly quiet for a moment, t'was quite awkward, then he looked the other direction and I was wondering what he was looking at and did the same.

Then he started to whisper. "What was that?" I asked as I could not hear.

Ugh

Wait....wasn't he technically mansplaining to her?

"forced" yes, by gunpoint. Girls are literally forced to act a certain way, they literally have zero other options. If they don't act that way, they are immediately sent to the gulag and killed.

If this is the kind of game you have to throw to get balls deep in a girl (sounds like it worked in this case), I'm going gay.

I fucking hate when people look for attention like this. Fuck.

"He looked into the distance"

this cannot possibly be real

he was quiet for a moment and then looked into the distance and whispered "the social standards they're forced to live by" and then I was like "What? I can't hear you" but by that time I was already walking away

Nothing like this has ever happened to me in real life, but I'm concerned that if one day it does that I might cringe so hard that I actually implode into myself and vanish from existence.

This is something I would say deadpan to my girlfriend. We would laugh.

Groan, ugh who can write garbage like this seriously?

I would be embarrassed if she was related to me.

I'm pretty certain this is supposed to be a joke and not a %100$ true story.

This is incredibly cringe-worthy.

Bahahhahahahaha. This is the best thatHappened ever.

In Canada that would be worthy of a political scandal.

While this conversation looks like it was written by a 10 year old, I'll bite the bullet and say that I would give this response if I landed in this situation.

This is one I can just see as a joke between two friends. I could see a couple of my friends acting "deep" for a second as a joke.

Oh come on, that's clearly a joke and is pretty cute.

I'm not joking; I puked.

You fucking Karma whore.

Shit, I was about to click and type out /r/thathappened but then I saw the sub. :(

Um. This one is special. More like /r/thatDidntHappen

This is one of those that I hope didn't happen because if he actually said it that's cringe as fuck.

Kill yourself you twatlicking suckup.

Lets take the same scenario and turn it around:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like "you're going to me me cry like a girl" and i was like "what wrong with being a girl?" and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered "nothing, it's the social standards men are forced to like by due to the fact that men are taught they're not supposed to cry which leads to suppressed feelings and higher suicide rates whereas women are encouraged to cry and show their emotion and receive much more support for it".

So i was all like "fuck you, you privileged, misogynist, sexist, cis, white, hetero male. And then i was all like your facts mean nothing over my feelings of victimhood and need for attention"

Down vote because clickbait title

He's got screwed one too many times by tumblrinas. He knows what to say now; it's been drilled into his head hundreds of times.

I really wish I didn't have to live on Earth anymore. The first world is turning into a bunch of whiney little bitches who are "triggered" every other minute so they can scream and yell about how "oppressed" they are so someone will pay attention to them.

I really wish I didn't have to live on Earth anymore. The first world is turning into a bunch of whiney little bitches who are "triggered" every other minute so they can scream and yell about how "oppressed" they are so someone will pay attention to them.

I wish I could find this girl and punch her in the face as hard as I can, and when she complains about being hit by a man, I can tell her she fought for equal rights, and has now earned them.

I don't actually hit women.

Social standards are 100% optional. Why do people still complain about this shit?

Just did some sick down my frount

Tumblr is like the hugbox of the internet.