Me too. When he says "Then I shoot the little girl" for a second I was like, holy shit, this guy really is a maniac. He frames a child then murders her.
Don't you know? Kids only start growing hair when they're 5 years old. They also speak their first words around age 7 and learn to walk when they're 8.
Why not? The mother knows her kid didn't steal. They both know he gave it to her. The manager probably isn't going to make a big deal out of a three your pocketing some M&M's. So...?
That's just... awkward. I'm so glad my N's are incompetent with social media. "You didn't like this photo of a dog! You must not like me as a person!" Wait, what? Haha, oh, narcissists and their silly ideas.
๐๏ธ amanthey3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:46 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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DirtyNooblet ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 14:03:00 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he actually shot the little girl and it took a minute to figure out he was still being a piece of shit
Wolfman87 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:57:57 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. When he says "Then I shoot the little girl" for a second I was like, holy shit, this guy really is a maniac. He frames a child then murders her.
happy_waldo ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 14:40:07 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since, of course, this story is completely true, why post it? It just makes you look like a dick to a three year old girl AND her mom.
๐๏ธ amanthey3 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 15:37:07 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but she had it coming man, she rolled her eyes
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:42:29 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking 3 y/o, they'll never learn.
Sassy_Severus_Snape ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:49:31 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is the 3 year old bald?
AppleWedge ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 21:03:05 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my word... He didn't just frame any three year old. He framed a three year old with leukemia.
Strijkerszoon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:11:49 on June 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This actually made me laugh out loud while using public transportation. Now this girl sitting next to me thinks im weird :(.
the_gerund ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:12:30 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you know? Kids only start growing hair when they're 5 years old. They also speak their first words around age 7 and learn to walk when they're 8.
Galax1an ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 15:32:51 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who the fuck flips off a 3 year old?
This has to be satire.
๐๏ธ amanthey3 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:36:05 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sad to say it isn't :/ I'm friends with this guy on Facebook
Skakul ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:29:00 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can fix that.
You know how.
Goroman86 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:41:54 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And lose out on all that karma???
ptera_tinsel ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:21:28 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah OP, kill him.
The_BluE_PantheR ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:12:36 on June 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Op should shoot him
engunneer2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:03 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
given the 6 other times since you posted this that it's been reposted here by other people, you can now know its a copypasta on facebook.
kyledeeds ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:16:29 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mred12 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 15:28:27 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where did you get this candy?"
"That creepy man gave it too me"
"... Oh god"
Rambo_Me_Nudes ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:56:05 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy is a pedophile.
He talks about this child as if she was a grown woman who turned him down on a date.
NeverEarnest ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:06:34 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not? The mother knows her kid didn't steal. They both know he gave it to her. The manager probably isn't going to make a big deal out of a three your pocketing some M&M's. So...?
Mikiflyr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:53:50 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he's a nice enough manager, he might even give it to her, and kindly tell her not to do it again.
venom_11 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:35:01 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whether this happened or not this guy is a sick fuck.
Born2dodishes ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:52:35 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, fuck you.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 02:04:41 on June 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's wrong with that?
ChicagoIce ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:42:43 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comes out on top? He sounds like a bottom to me.
ojajaja ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:30:06 on June 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It amazes me that someone would actually brag about tricking a 3 year old like it's some big deal
legumey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:48:59 on June 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like stealing candy from a baby.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:19:29 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does finna mean gonna and if so what is the point in it?
Wolfman87 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:58:29 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it means "fixing to" which means "preparing to".
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:39 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. I see.
GGGilman87 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:46:56 on June 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For an encore he kicks a puppy in front of a group of Girl Scouts and then shoves a toddler out of a playground swing. TOUGH GUY.
ARandomKid781 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:42 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man that almost cuts off so perfectly it's amazing
LuvinMclovin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:06 on June 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The mans name? Donald Trump.
stillowuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:14 on June 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People are copy pasting all over facebook wtf?!
Toyoungfordis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:26 on June 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dang
topcracker ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:53:26 on June 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just... awkward. I'm so glad my N's are incompetent with social media. "You didn't like this photo of a dog! You must not like me as a person!" Wait, what? Haha, oh, narcissists and their silly ideas.
๐๏ธ amanthey3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:46 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why would you? That's so weird
Edit : wrong comment, my b