I check out Dylan and Cole's twitter every once and a while, they're actually pretty funny guys. I'm glad they didn't end up going downhill like some of the other Disney stars have when they got older.
I don't doubt that gender probably did play a role in the reaction, but also consider the fact that her photos leaked at the peak of her fame, right in the middle of the HSM films, whereas his leaked some time after he was most famous.
If you say something along "I'd give you gold if I could afford it! Here's Silver instead!", you will definitely get downvoted. In this case, the comment above the link would normally get downvoted but he did not offer up an alternative.
Because the guy who linked it isn't the one that said he was too cheap for gold.
If someone says they're too cheap for gold but links Reddit silver instead, it's seen as a douchebag move. If someone merely links Reddit Silver without implying they're cheap, it's fine, especially if someone else said the words.
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 23:36:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Meanwhile Reddit stockholders are laughing all the way to the bank with the money idiots purchase gold with.
[deleted] · -39 points · Posted at 19:16:16 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I could only tell the difference between Cole and Dylan as children by "This boy is quiet, he must be Cole. This one is loud and has lots of hand movements, this one must be Dylan." Their energy levels were always different, making it easy to see who was who. Look up any interview/appearance of them as children and Dylan speaks over Cole 90% of the time.
Honestly they could pass for identical as little kids (I could tell them apart on Big Daddy tho. Maybe, as a twin myself I can tell almost identical and identical twins apart), but they looked totally different as pre teens and teens on the show.
But maybe people are right and identical twins' faces change as they get older.
BTW Cole still looks like what he looked like as a little kid.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 09:05:30 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's because Cole was always skinny but Dylan got hefty for a good while there which effected how he grew compared to his supremely thin brother. They even say they're identical. There's an episode of the show where there is an identical twin contest too.
Skim74 · 2 points · Posted at 00:03:25 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is so interesting to me because I'm faceblind so I can barely tell any 2 people of the same race and gender with similar hairstyles apart. I never thought they were anything but totally identical, and I've never been able to tell identical twins apart at all.
Anyway faceblindness isn't really a yes/no kinda thing, it's more of a bell curve, and I feel like you must be at the far right of the curve. Anti-faceblind
[deleted] · 74 points · Posted at 19:02:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's because identical twins often stop being identical and start being fraternal once they hit puberty
[deleted] · 111 points · Posted at 20:11:37 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
If I was forced to listen to them struggle to talk simultaneously, I would kill myself in a matter of minutes.
Jake_56 · 99 points · Posted at 20:25:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I would just scream "WE FUCKING GET IT YOU LOOK AND ACT THE SAME YOU DONT NEED TO FUCKING SPEAK TOGETHER SLOWLY AND OFF TRACK TO TRY AND SOUND LIKE THE BLOODY TWINS FROM THE SHINNING. "
BR0D0 · 3 points · Posted at 00:35:00 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
It wouldn't be so bad if they were saying the exact same words at the same time, but so much gets weird and jumbled. It almost seems like they are trying to guess what the other one is going to say next. It's so unecessary. Just take turns!
Ibbot · 42 points · Posted at 19:05:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
Their DNA changes once they hit puberty? /s
Edit: Forgot the slash.
[deleted] · 151 points · Posted at 19:07:11 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah. In the womb the mother's body gives them the same DNA so that they can start out on a level playing field. Once they're born however their bodies start preparing for a capitalist world in which their value is determined by their labour, forcing them to compete with one another, thus the divergence.
Ibbot · 35 points · Posted at 19:10:25 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ok. Definitely getting hit with Poe's law right now.
Actually, your environment can interact with your genes and activate them or inhibit their activation!
Ibbot · 27 points · Posted at 19:31:52 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
To some extent, but people generally don't say that epigenetics means that people aren't identical twins after a certain age, and twins do generally grow up in especially similar environments.
I interpreted it differently, because I don't think anyone is that stupid... I took it to mean that they look like fraternal twins after hitting puberty. Not that they went back in time and shared a genetic code
The only study I have ever seen about epigentics is that the jews use it to say the descendants of the survivors of the holocaust are even more scarred than the survivors themselves.
That, and the "omg genetics mean nothing crowd" have kinda put a damper on something as boggling as the idea that our body can theoretically turn itself on and off as needed.
Ibbot · 1 points · Posted at 21:53:49 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
There are some interesting things about how people can be affected by the conditions in which their ancestors lived, and also something about stressed mice and their offspring, but it's not quite so simple as the body turning itself on and off as needed. Some epigenetic stuff may even be maladaptive, given that one's conditions are often different than one's ancestors'.
They never stop being identical twins. Identical twins come from one egg getting split in two, fraternal twins come from two eggs fertilized at once. How they look is irrelevant to the name.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:17:07 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I honestly think that the olsen twins are actually identical but were wrongly labelled fraternal by a doctor back in the day, it was quite common a decade or two ago. A lot of times this is due to the fact the classification for identical twins used to be only if they shared a placenta, which was found not be true as you can still be indentical twins without sharing the placenta.
Thank you for this. We're ordering a test kit. They've been mistaken for one another their entire lives. Be crazy to find out they're identical after 28 years.
Identical twins hardly ever look perfectly identical. My dad is an indentical twin and I used to not even believe my uncle and him were identical because to me they looked so different. Genes don't determine everything.
Yeah I know a couple sets of identical twins who are extremely easy to distinguish from each other. It's clear that they're identical but there's always going to a few differences.
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XyDz · 93 points · Posted at 23:21:16 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
What happened to you remind me boy, you used to be cool
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 02:08:20 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Still racist and still has a negative impact. The term "yellow fever" is used to fetishize Asians— which may seem flattering at first, but it's really just racist and harmful. There's good reason to be offended.
The downvotes prove your point because it shows people care! The upvotes prove your point because it shows people agree with you! When you accuse people of being overly sensitive, you can literally never be wrong. Astounding.
I mean you're being the same kind of person that refers to black women as "Nubian queens". You're reducing a person to a purely sexual representation of their ethnicity, which they don't even have a choice in. Any self respecting person hopefully has enough of a personality that they dislike being reduced to a blanket statement for their ethnicity.
Her calling you polar bear isn't the same as yellow fever, since it's a personal nickname, that has special meaning for the two of you. You could call her chopsticks for all I care, that's something personal between the two of you. If you're both fine with it, go crazy.
However, you're using yellow fever to describe all Asian women. Imagine if she called you gringo or cracker instead. Not quite the same, is it?
sishit · 4 points · Posted at 18:49:04 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Depending how good your imagination is, Missy Woods is a pornstar that looks a bit like an alternate adult version of her.
This is absolutely an alt, yes.
Ashley was my childhood-teenage all-time crush, I even watched High school musical many many times. She was super cute until she started looking so trashy IMO
I even watched high school musical many many times
No need to sound so ashamed, I'm a 21 year old guy and within the past year have marathoners the trilogy 3 times with 3 different sets of uni friends. HSM is the shit.
They're both pretty hilarious, I follow them on ig as well. They've had a great transition from child stars to normal people. I think Dylan operates his own brewery in Brooklyn and Cole has a role in some TV show Riverdale and does photography. His pics on ig are pretty cool.
Cole is super charming. I'm really enjoying his acting, he seems so real. Archie has made out 3 people and all he does it frown, Coles character gets with one person and hes smirking and mentally high fiving himself afterwards because hes so excited. Its so realistic its endearing. I love all the sutble reactions he does too.
They specifically saved a lot of their money from child acting so they could take a break to study. IIRC they both have pretty "out there" majors, and I think only one studied acting.
Child Actor's have some legal protection in that their employer's have to set aside 15% of their earnings in a trust for the actor that the actor can't access until they're 18.
Honestly asking because I have no idea: Could you learn anything by studying acting after being an actor for the first 20ish years of your life? I would think continuing to work would be more productive.
Well, a lot of childhood actors (and occasionally child singers) wind up wasting their savings from their shows/movies on drugs and booze especially when they can't find work.
Obviously, Dylan and Cole decided to use their savings from the Suite Lifes and spend their early 20s in a typical fashion (college), which at least those degrees could take them somewhere other than acting.
Obviously, Dylan and Cole decided to use their savings from the Suite Lifes and spend their early 20s in a typical fashion (college)
I don't think that's "obvious". But, regardless, one of them is still an actor and the other is an entrepreneur. Neither of those things is a typical profession.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:05:26 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)*
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[deleted] · 158 points · Posted at 17:30:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
These guys probably have had the chillest transition from national child star to normal people I have ever seen. You can't really even call them washed up because clinging back to that shit isn't really their concern. It was just a thing they did, a stage of their life and they moved on
Yeah I did but on a more serious note it would seem David is still obese but less so standing at approximately 300-400 pounds but he is happily married to a woman named Stephanie who is pretty fit overall
damn i looked like a dumbass haha, but that's similar to what i've seen as well. he can lose the weight but he really needs to be in some sort of counseling for the obvious psychological issues connected to his weight
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 23:03:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Not true. I've seen nothing saying he went back to regaining weight.
[deleted] · 20 points · Posted at 20:55:24 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Is this guy like a professional skin donor or something?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
No lie in my extended family there's a pretty huge dude similar to the one in the video that had a cat, this cat decided it was a good idea to jump on his bed when said big dude was sleeping at night, when he woke up and looked for his cat that wasn't in its bed he started freaking out, long story short, cats dead and likely looked like a pancake.
Eh.. Probably less important than the fact that he'll die a 700 lb man if she leaves. Anyone who's ever been in a relationship with a mentally fragile person understands this dynamic. If you care about the person, it's difficult to just abandon them. This dude overcame his weight and he can probably do it again
Not sure how it is in the US, but here in the UK they use that song for eeeeeverything. Advert for gritty drama show? Intro by The xx. Montage of different angles on the London skyline? Intro by The xx.
[deleted] · 19 points · Posted at 18:13:57 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
At the end of the day, we all are.
[deleted] · 21 points · Posted at 18:47:19 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Honestly dude, I used to think fat shaming was okay. Then I saw and supported my best friend through his weight loss journey. Dude lost ~100 lbs in 5 months. Went from being the "fat kid" to a slim, trim, good looking guy. Not only did he have to work out and keep to a diet, but while losing weight physically he had to work through all the mental and emotional problems that got him fat in the first place.
Some people just have an addiction, or an unhealthy view towards food. People don't get fat just to be an inconvenience to you. No one wants to be fat. They know its not good, they don't need you to tell them.
If you truly want people to get healthy, they need support, not bullying.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 02:26:21 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
The dude eats 10,000 calories to get to his size and to maintain it. He gets enough support from normal sized people through his disability check and the medical staff that have to drag him around
[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 22:00:08 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Do you think he doesn't know all that? Do you think he enjoys it? Do you think he likes being fat? Do you think he doesn't know that people look down on him for being fat? Being an asshole doesn't help anyone.
And coddling the pig doesn't help either. You saw what coddling got him the last time, another 25lbs.
Time to try the shame he should absolutely feel.
And I'm starting to wonder if he does like being fat, seeing as he has to eat 7,000 calories just to maintain his weight.
His corpse could feed a village in Africa.
[deleted] · 35 points · Posted at 18:07:17 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Fellow former fatty. Fat shaming is bull shit. I was killing myself and so are these people. I was fat my entire teenage life and wish I would have done something about it earlier everyday.
Saemika · 15 points · Posted at 18:33:26 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I agree, but you can't call someone an animal because they have a mental disease.
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 18:13:30 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oh no, I get to deal with them on a daily basis. They're the first ones to bitch to you about how you're hurting them as you're killing your body lugging their ass down the stairs because they're too fat to do it themselves. And god forbid they just eat less.
"Which makes them feel worse and worse about weight loss" they're not losing weight anyways! They don't like the idea of weight loss anyways!
They are an absolute drain on society. I have to hurt my back lifting these fats off the floor, I have to pay for their disability checks, I have to pay tremendous amounts of money for insurance because of the cost of their healthcare. And god forbid they show some self control.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:56:00 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)*
Notice how you didn't talk about my other points about them being pains in the ass, hurting healthcare providers bodies, and crippling our health insurance.
90% sure you're fat.
Your buttery tears and insults only make me happier
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:29:22 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)*
Hahahha why do you think I even give a shit about what you think of me??😂😂😂
And again, here you go with the same fallacy😁.
Listen, everyone has their demons, everyone has terrible things going on in their lives, but if you cannot take it upon yourself to change something as simple as your eating habit, then I have no empathy for you. Everyone deals with horrible shit and it sucks, but not everyone becomes 600 pounds because of it, so there is no excuse no matter how much you want there to be one. And it wouldn't be a big deal to me if someone was fat if it didn't affect me, but guess what? It does. A lot. Is it selfish? Maybe. But Which one is more selfish? Me not wanting to be burdened by lardasses, or lardasses raising my premiums, hurting my back, and sucking my government's disability dry?
That's very disheartening for someone who's struggling to lose weight. Those skin folds might make me feel even more self conscious than I already do. Granted, I'm not coming from 600 lbs, only 280. Still, though.
He honestly looked a hell of a lot better at the lower weight than the bigger weight, right? He was healthier and you wouldn't have nearly that much being only half his weight.
My advice is to find a way to make exercising fun (if you haven't already). I've been exercising for 3 years and I can't really go 3 or 4 days without doing something anymore.
Here you see why weight loss surgery is so popular. It's extremely damn hard to lose a significant amount of weight without surgery and even if you do lose the weight, the vast majority of people end up regaining.
Lost and regained 400lbs is about 3 people. Now weighing 650lbs is about 4 1/2 people. What I wonder is where he gets the money for the amount of food he consumes. That is a substantial amount of food daily. What he eats in a week could probably last me for 2 months. Did not do the math, but I'm guessing that's about $300 worth of food a week at least. If I had that amount free income to spend I would be buying some nice used car every month.
The thing about that is there are a large group of people who think like that. Particularly liberals in college. I've seen videos of people signing a petition with the header being "I'm a Moron." Sarcasm or not that way of thinking is whats wrong with america. Apparently people agree.
You don't have to be a liberal to be a gainer. Some people like getting shit on and some like getting suffocating by mounds of fat. Still, calling an obese person an animal is dehumanizing and not a good action.
I'm not calling them animals. I'm not sure who is. Being a fat fuck is bad for your health. No argument there. Fat acceptance is something tbat shouldnt exist. Ironically fat shaming works well to help people lose weight and be healthy.
I'm not saying liberals are fat. I'm saying liberals want everyone to think being fat is ok.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:47:51 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Fuck no, obesity people is disgusting and repulsive.
[deleted] · 961 points · Posted at 15:09:41 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
yo momma's tittays
[deleted] · 483 points · Posted at 15:18:57 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
What's even more depressing to me is that you said "someone" made this when it's actually dublzz the guy who made natureisfuckinglit after being booted from natureismetal for being shady as fuck.
He always uses fake reddit accounts to push his mashups as you can see from the Luke Cage family matters video and the suspended alt account he used:
Edit specifically for /u/Imthejuggernautbitch: there was once a movie called X-Men somethingorother, I remember it well-ish. I decided to get naff-fuck intoxicated before going, mind you this movie was right around the time someone made the meme-vid which started the, "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" fad.
Anyways I'm drunk as fuck and Juggernaut pops through the bottom of the truck chasing Shadowcat, and there's that lull. A silent heartbeat goes by and the force of the meme takes me over and I scream at the top of my lungs, "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!" and two beats later, the Juggernaut repeats me.
Unfortunately there was an employee of the theatere watching the movie from the exit aisle as well, who was none too amused with my tomfoolery. I got ejected from the theater to much laughter, pointing, and semi-racuous applause. Took a bow as a I left. Good times.
You just read that. I'm asking in pure Intrest of what you type up which seemed intresting was related to a receding hairline and you still won't tell me. Why are you being an asshole, I didn't use any ad hominens, you've used atleast 3....
It obviously doesn't have anything to do with a receding hairline because i was trying to tell a story to a specific Reddit user about something other than an receding hairline. What the fuck are you on about?
Man I haven't said anything mean. I looked through your history and you seen to do this stuff pretty often in terms of just getting really nasty with random folks for no reason. We can talk about it if you want, or we can just ignore each other.
I'm down to talk, but you started your sentence with a real inflammatory tone, why do you expect me to return your question with zero attitude of my own?
You could have just said, "wait I don't get it, what does that have to do with a receding hairline?"
But you chose to get all haughty with me and then act offended when I answered you in kind.
But if you want to talk we can talk, I don't mind talking, but you tried to start a diatribe which I won't put up with.
Edit: Although if you're saying you didn't mean for it to sound mean when you phrased it that way, and because of the lack of inflection it came off as mean in my head, then yeah, I am the dick and I am sorry.
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 15:56:29 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 20:40:57 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah, but has his brother seen it yet?
I think it could hurt his feelings.
VROF · 23 points · Posted at 21:13:35 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I can't find the tweet but when this was on the front page a few days ago there was one from Cole. He seemed like he thought it was funny. They are hilarious on Twitter
lzrae · 12 points · Posted at 16:38:02 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Is this in reference to Archer? Because that would make this the second reference I've found in reddit comments in the past 5 minutes of things I've watched in the last hour. The other being Game Grumps.
lzrae · 5 points · Posted at 17:23:37 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Damn. If I wasn't sick on a Sunday I'd say this makes me kinda pathetic. Then again, Archer, Game Grumps, reddit, still in bed at 1pm. I'm pretty content.
Anyway, thank you for clarifying. I hope you have a good day! Sorry to anyone who is sick and/or working right now. You'll make it!
Yeah, the reason a lot of twin children get acting work is because kids are only allowed to work for a certain amount of time each day, so having two identical twins playing the same role means you can have them on set for longer.
I think he she thought you meant that you never realised it was Cole as opposed to Dylan who played Ben, not that you didn't realise it was one of them at all.
Oh my lord when I watched this as a child I always thought he said 'ship lever' rather than 'shift lever'. For years I thought that a ship was controlled by a Prindle.
I only realised the error of my ways about a year ago.
Also reminds me of when they build a clubhouse for Donald in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and he just sings an entire song about how he has the whole place to himself because he's sick of the shit that the other guys put him through
They slowly shit out episodes every few months until like last year. Now they're on Mickey and the Roadster Racers. Basically just Mickey and cars but for an older audience
I rewatched all of season 1 and half of season 2 a couple of months ago because Disney made all of the episodes available for free on the Disney app. Season 1 was great and I'd say it held up. It is very childish but I found myself laughing at many of the childish jokes.
The beginning of season 2 was still good but then I guess they went with a new direction in their scriptwriting department? Some of the later episodes in season 2 became unbearable for me to watch so I quit :/
Oh the suite life of zach and cody...one of the few actually funny Disney sitcoms. I remember watching an episode at a restaurant with my mom on the little television at our booth.
I was in High School when it was on and it was the only thing I watched on Disney at the time. It actually did have a good bit of more teenage/adult humor and references hidden in it. Same with Suite Life on Deck.
What I still appreciate about this show was that it featured two key female characters. One was rich and spoiled and clueless, and the other was poor and smart and hard-working. And one was blonde and the other Asian... but they didn't get slotted into their stereotype. Most of all, they don't call attention to what they did.
mslack · 2 points · Posted at 18:32:26 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
But did they recut the series into a 2-hour movie?
Cole and Dylan Sprouse are back as Julian. Join the adventures as Julian, armed with his magic glasses, team up with John Cena for invisible hilarity in the Tipton Hotel.
So what you are suggesting is that Cody died in the womb, most likely was eaten by Zack, who is now a paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of his brother
billcosbyspudding · 1022 points · Posted at 15:42:26 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
"Finally getting the respect I deserve"
https://www.twitter.com/dylansprouse/status/839152953076383747
Alfred_Hitchdick · 865 points · Posted at 16:28:20 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is even better: Check out @dylansprouse's Tweet: https://twitter.com/dylansprouse/status/840023968002265088?s=09
Brendan_Fraser · 199 points · Posted at 17:55:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
oh daaaaaaaaaaamn
EmpatheticBankRobber · 140 points · Posted at 19:41:45 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is a high quality tweet, I would vote for him for president.
Rowani · 96 points · Posted at 20:26:20 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
If you take the first 2 letters of each of their names it makes "Cody". Coincidence? I think not!
CallMeMrFlipper · 11 points · Posted at 03:05:02 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
My first thought was "Zaco? No. Coza? No. What is this guy smoking" I am not a smart man.
HanSoloBolo · 18 points · Posted at 01:19:30 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I bet they coordinate their tweets for maximum efficiency.
Give me a set up, bro! I'll get you next time!
chaosfire235 · 1 points · Posted at 16:49:41 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Huh, I thought it was Esteban Julio Ricardo Dela Rosa Ramirez.
bclock88 · 175 points · Posted at 22:36:56 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I check out Dylan and Cole's twitter every once and a while, they're actually pretty funny guys. I'm glad they didn't end up going downhill like some of the other Disney stars have when they got older.
Dickinmymouth1 · 78 points · Posted at 23:32:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Well one of them did have a dick pic leak, but people mostly forget about it because they made jokes out of it and continued with their life.
bclock88 · 70 points · Posted at 23:50:49 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
Leaks happen, that doesn't necessarily mean that they've done anything to hurt their image. The way he handled it was pretty respectable.
Dickinmymouth1 · 15 points · Posted at 00:30:48 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah I know I was saying how he handled it was great and that's why people don't remember it as much as they do with other people!
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 03:40:07 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I mean, how many guys HAVEN'T sent dick pics?
MEMEME670 · 5 points · Posted at 05:20:41 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Is it really that common? I'm 21 and I've never even been in a situation where I'd imagine sending one
Enterland · 23 points · Posted at 00:42:35 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)*
Strangely enough, his leaked pic didn't cause as much controversy as Vanessa Hudgens's leaked photos. I wonder if the gender plays a part.
Dickinmymouth1 · 49 points · Posted at 01:01:09 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I don't doubt that gender probably did play a role in the reaction, but also consider the fact that her photos leaked at the peak of her fame, right in the middle of the HSM films, whereas his leaked some time after he was most famous.
CyberNinjaZero · 59 points · Posted at 01:53:23 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Well if they leaked when he was at his most famous...
There would be an entirely different reason for them being controversial followed by an arrest or two
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 05:18:28 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
These guys just turned into regular dudes once they stopped doing the show. Pretty hilarious set of guys.
raginsaint93 · 2 points · Posted at 00:50:49 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)*
My god the twins have grown
Dymondex · 1 points · Posted at 03:53:48 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I was just about to say, has anyone shown this to the magical d sprouse
taylyn_conner · 4060 points · Posted at 15:03:46 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Director:"You know Cole I just don't think you look the part, but you Dylan on the other hand..."
Visco97 · 781 points · Posted at 18:33:34 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I wish I was rich enough to give you gold...here have some imaginary gold brother!
Danteh1 · 515 points · Posted at 19:24:28 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Pretty much the same thing, just without the color.
LinkThe8th · 211 points · Posted at 22:04:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Black Gold! Texas Tea!
walking_on_the_sun · 42 points · Posted at 23:41:12 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire,
therealmikeyj · 14 points · Posted at 01:37:54 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Kin folk said "Jed, move away from here!"
ThatMudkipGuy · 8 points · Posted at 02:08:51 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be!"
tyevans498 · 6 points · Posted at 03:28:36 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
Ultiman100 · 3 points · Posted at 04:31:32 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hills that is...
therealmikeyj · 1 points · Posted at 09:15:53 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Swimming pools, movie stars.
last_strip_of_bacon · 2 points · Posted at 22:35:47 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Syzurp
Granfallegiance · 1 points · Posted at 00:45:04 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)*
...Sweetener!
Dark-Lemur · 1 points · Posted at 04:44:44 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Is it suppose to stink like that?
drkalmenius · 3 points · Posted at 23:50:44 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Reddit silver
inshane_in_the_brain · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:53 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's coald.
[deleted] · -8 points · Posted at 21:00:06 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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temporalarcheologist · -7 points · Posted at 21:16:04 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
nah
ienjoypoopingstuff · 0 points · Posted at 22:04:51 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Choo choo!
Tetrix121 · 533 points · Posted at 18:45:04 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/f0Iu0xE.jpg
Visco97 · 138 points · Posted at 18:51:12 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I don't know how I've never seen this before.
Retard_Ed · 144 points · Posted at 19:02:07 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
I'm honestly surprised to see it upvoted, last time I saw someone link silver they were downvoted to hell
E: I get it guys, no need to give me an explanation when others have done so already
Freedomfighter121 · 125 points · Posted at 19:55:43 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Reddits a fickle bitch.
burnSMACKER · 6 points · Posted at 20:15:17 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
If you say something along "I'd give you gold if I could afford it! Here's Silver instead!", you will definitely get downvoted. In this case, the comment above the link would normally get downvoted but he did not offer up an alternative.
PopsicleIncorporated · 1 points · Posted at 20:41:45 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Because the guy who linked it isn't the one that said he was too cheap for gold.
If someone says they're too cheap for gold but links Reddit silver instead, it's seen as a douchebag move. If someone merely links Reddit Silver without implying they're cheap, it's fine, especially if someone else said the words.
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 23:36:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Meanwhile Reddit stockholders are laughing all the way to the bank with the money idiots purchase gold with.
[deleted] · -39 points · Posted at 19:16:16 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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atwistwithatwist · 26 points · Posted at 19:37:19 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
A brave soul indeed.
dudewiththelonghair · 5 points · Posted at 20:39:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I so wish someone would gild this
maoej · 1 points · Posted at 20:16:34 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
You had to go too far, goddamit.
The_Masterbolt · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:46 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ah reddit
audio-volatile · -4 points · Posted at 20:39:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Probably because this is the correct circumstance to link that image, I guess.
IwalkedTheDinosaur · 2 points · Posted at 20:12:44 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/EMA69dc.gif
dantestolemywife · 2 points · Posted at 00:20:26 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
What's a reddit silver worth compared to a Schrute buck?
cauldron_bubble · 1 points · Posted at 20:12:28 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
There's also Reddit bronze and Reddit wood for anyone on a budget..
sorenant · 9 points · Posted at 20:54:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/T2t775x.jpg
HussyDude14 · 28 points · Posted at 18:45:35 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Or maybe some reddit silver? :)
Unfortunately, I wish I wasn't lazy to the point that I can't link the image. :(
lick_ma_balls_morty · 3 points · Posted at 21:38:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Glad u didn't it's already here if I see it twice I have to kill a child it's a rule
munkywench · 2 points · Posted at 23:57:25 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/f0Iu0xE.jpg
lick_ma_balls_morty · 2 points · Posted at 00:49:52 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ah well. Here goes.
mystriddlery · 1 points · Posted at 23:26:58 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Can't they use some software to just digitslly make his face look more similar? /s
Throwawaygay17 · 120 points · Posted at 18:31:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Well, they look different... Fraternal twins are just regular brothers of the same age.
[deleted] · 385 points · Posted at 18:42:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Throwawaygay17 · 60 points · Posted at 19:04:21 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Really? They looked different to me even as little 6 year old kids.
hufflebecks · 102 points · Posted at 20:14:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I could only tell the difference between Cole and Dylan as children by "This boy is quiet, he must be Cole. This one is loud and has lots of hand movements, this one must be Dylan." Their energy levels were always different, making it easy to see who was who. Look up any interview/appearance of them as children and Dylan speaks over Cole 90% of the time.
Not_A_Unique_Name · 66 points · Posted at 22:35:10 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
Dylan is a bit shorter and chubby next to Cole who is more slim and slightly taller as well as having more prominent frontal teeth.
I might notice these small differences because I am a twin myself but its more likely that its just because I watched waaay too much of that show.
Throwawaygay17 · 21 points · Posted at 22:55:18 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Honestly they could pass for identical as little kids (I could tell them apart on Big Daddy tho. Maybe, as a twin myself I can tell almost identical and identical twins apart), but they looked totally different as pre teens and teens on the show.
But maybe people are right and identical twins' faces change as they get older.
BTW Cole still looks like what he looked like as a little kid.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 09:05:30 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's because Cole was always skinny but Dylan got hefty for a good while there which effected how he grew compared to his supremely thin brother. They even say they're identical. There's an episode of the show where there is an identical twin contest too.
Skim74 · 2 points · Posted at 00:03:25 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is so interesting to me because I'm faceblind so I can barely tell any 2 people of the same race and gender with similar hairstyles apart. I never thought they were anything but totally identical, and I've never been able to tell identical twins apart at all.
Anyway faceblindness isn't really a yes/no kinda thing, it's more of a bell curve, and I feel like you must be at the far right of the curve. Anti-faceblind
[deleted] · 74 points · Posted at 19:02:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's because identical twins often stop being identical and start being fraternal once they hit puberty
win7-myidea · 72 points · Posted at 19:05:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
and then there's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtEdP267TZ0
[deleted] · 111 points · Posted at 20:11:37 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
If I was forced to listen to them struggle to talk simultaneously, I would kill myself in a matter of minutes.
Jake_56 · 99 points · Posted at 20:25:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I would just scream "WE FUCKING GET IT YOU LOOK AND ACT THE SAME YOU DONT NEED TO FUCKING SPEAK TOGETHER SLOWLY AND OFF TRACK TO TRY AND SOUND LIKE THE BLOODY TWINS FROM THE SHINNING. "
BR0D0 · 3 points · Posted at 00:35:00 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/MtEdP267TZ0?t=5m28s this mans face says it all
monkeybrain3 · 28 points · Posted at 19:26:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm disappointed it wasn't this as an example of identical..hell they even got the same damn bump on their head. (NSFW)
Pollingung · 2 points · Posted at 20:56:28 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Is that pair of red headed twins that "finish each other's sentences" again?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:01:54 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Nope, funnier
PlsUndrstnd · 2 points · Posted at 02:33:17 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Today I realized that all identical twins annoy the shit out of me.
milkdudsnotdrugs · 6 points · Posted at 00:05:08 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
It wouldn't be so bad if they were saying the exact same words at the same time, but so much gets weird and jumbled. It almost seems like they are trying to guess what the other one is going to say next. It's so unecessary. Just take turns!
Not_A_Unique_Name · 3 points · Posted at 22:36:46 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ugh it was so hard not downvoting this jesus. Those twins try waaaay too hard to speak the change words at the same time.
kvarun · 2 points · Posted at 21:31:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oh shit, they were on Dr Chris Pet Vet! They were very unsettling to watch.
Ikillsquirrels · 2 points · Posted at 22:37:53 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
These two are annoying as fuck
MiddleAgesRoommates · 2 points · Posted at 22:43:17 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
These 2 ruined the Australian accent for me.
Ibbot · 42 points · Posted at 19:05:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
Their DNA changes once they hit puberty? /s
Edit: Forgot the slash.
[deleted] · 151 points · Posted at 19:07:11 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah. In the womb the mother's body gives them the same DNA so that they can start out on a level playing field. Once they're born however their bodies start preparing for a capitalist world in which their value is determined by their labour, forcing them to compete with one another, thus the divergence.
Ibbot · 35 points · Posted at 19:10:25 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ok. Definitely getting hit with Poe's law right now.
kjbigs282 · 23 points · Posted at 20:52:40 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
But what about Cole's law?
Ibbot · 3 points · Posted at 20:53:44 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Now that's just shredded cabbage.
Dr_Jackson · 1 points · Posted at 02:03:23 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
Paul Cole's law? Bunch of crooks!
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 19:27:49 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
/s
maoej · 3 points · Posted at 20:19:02 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 20:57:07 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
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an0rexorcist · 28 points · Posted at 19:18:40 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Actually, your environment can interact with your genes and activate them or inhibit their activation!
Ibbot · 27 points · Posted at 19:31:52 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
To some extent, but people generally don't say that epigenetics means that people aren't identical twins after a certain age, and twins do generally grow up in especially similar environments.
an0rexorcist · 1 points · Posted at 19:33:30 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
No one was saying they weren't twins, they were saying that mature identical twins don't have to look the same
Ibbot · 10 points · Posted at 19:39:29 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
They were certainly saying they become a different type of twin.
an0rexorcist · 6 points · Posted at 19:45:41 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I interpreted it differently, because I don't think anyone is that stupid... I took it to mean that they look like fraternal twins after hitting puberty. Not that they went back in time and shared a genetic code
sirius4778 · 1 points · Posted at 21:37:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Some people are absolutely that stupid
RocheBag · 1 points · Posted at 20:13:56 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Reddit isn't very good at context.
yorganda · 0 points · Posted at 21:49:57 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
The only study I have ever seen about epigentics is that the jews use it to say the descendants of the survivors of the holocaust are even more scarred than the survivors themselves.
That, and the "omg genetics mean nothing crowd" have kinda put a damper on something as boggling as the idea that our body can theoretically turn itself on and off as needed.
Ibbot · 1 points · Posted at 21:53:49 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
There are some interesting things about how people can be affected by the conditions in which their ancestors lived, and also something about stressed mice and their offspring, but it's not quite so simple as the body turning itself on and off as needed. Some epigenetic stuff may even be maladaptive, given that one's conditions are often different than one's ancestors'.
yorganda · 1 points · Posted at 07:53:12 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's really irrelevant and doing the standard practice of taking the science on it as more comprehensive than it is.
So, naturally, some reddit retard upvoted you.
Migmatite · 1 points · Posted at 23:28:49 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Epi genes makes a difference.
rick_or_morty · 12 points · Posted at 19:06:47 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ken M, is that you?
Ibbot · 4 points · Posted at 19:08:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Probably, based on his reply to me.
Sk8erkid · 1 points · Posted at 01:51:51 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Broscience!
Throwawaymyheart01 · 1 points · Posted at 03:02:02 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
They never stop being identical twins. Identical twins come from one egg getting split in two, fraternal twins come from two eggs fertilized at once. How they look is irrelevant to the name.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:17:07 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
thanks chief
Throwawaymyheart01 · 1 points · Posted at 04:38:11 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
You have subscribed to twin facts
hogs94 · 46 points · Posted at 18:40:17 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I thought they were identical
codeklutch · 14 points · Posted at 18:59:48 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Inb4 they're identical. I mean, they both played the kid in big daddy. Just like how the Olson twins played the baby in full house.
GlassInTheWild · 3 points · Posted at 02:46:46 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Wait wait wait the kid from big daddy was zach and Cody?!?
codeklutch · 1 points · Posted at 11:17:02 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yep.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 19:10:59 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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throw_for_ar · 6 points · Posted at 19:31:48 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I honestly think that the olsen twins are actually identical but were wrongly labelled fraternal by a doctor back in the day, it was quite common a decade or two ago. A lot of times this is due to the fact the classification for identical twins used to be only if they shared a placenta, which was found not be true as you can still be indentical twins without sharing the placenta.
Hi-pop-anonymous · 4 points · Posted at 19:54:16 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Source? My husband is a twin. He and his brother look freaky similar for being fraternal twins.
throw_for_ar · 5 points · Posted at 20:25:18 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I don't have anything on the whole doctor diagnosing history aspect, but I think this illustrates exactly what I'm talking about:
https://mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/well/2015/11/05/are-these-twins-identical/?referer=
Hi-pop-anonymous · 2 points · Posted at 00:17:52 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Thank you for this. We're ordering a test kit. They've been mistaken for one another their entire lives. Be crazy to find out they're identical after 28 years.
https://dna-paternity-testing.com/twin-zygosity-test/
throw_for_ar · 2 points · Posted at 07:00:58 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Cool!! glad to help. If you remember feel free to comment on here again or something with an update on the results haha
throw_for_ar · 1 points · Posted at 21:03:48 on May 6, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hey I happen to be looking through my comments, how did the test go?
Selraroot · 1 points · Posted at 03:23:28 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Jesus I got a 2/7 on that quiz.....
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 19:51:01 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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throw_for_ar · 8 points · Posted at 20:29:40 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Identical twins hardly ever look perfectly identical. My dad is an indentical twin and I used to not even believe my uncle and him were identical because to me they looked so different. Genes don't determine everything.
Dickinmymouth1 · 5 points · Posted at 23:30:08 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah I know a couple sets of identical twins who are extremely easy to distinguish from each other. It's clear that they're identical but there's always going to a few differences.
Mindthegaptooth · 1 points · Posted at 03:26:38 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Fun fact: the Olsen twins are not identical.
zapper0113 · 1 points · Posted at 20:47:04 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I guess now they're Fernternal twins.
hazasauras · 3 points · Posted at 00:43:19 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
"no man, he's Cole and I'm Dylan."
BRAND_NEW_GUY25 · 1 points · Posted at 19:25:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This reminds me of the episode of Lucas Bros. Moving co. when they originally pitched Sister, Sister, Sister.
yung-depression · 1 points · Posted at 04:37:02 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Reminds me of the episode of this fucking show where Maddie couldn't get the role of Sharpay for the HSM thing I was so mad when i was young !!
FlikTripz · 1 points · Posted at 06:43:35 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
But you, tree, you are gonna be a STAR
Visco97 · -1 points · Posted at 18:51:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
You know what...HERE have some reddit SILVER!!
moschinojoe · 1318 points · Posted at 15:23:23 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
man i used to really fancy ashley tisdale at one point
Justinw303 · 848 points · Posted at 15:59:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I've always been more of a Brenda Song type
[deleted] · 429 points · Posted at 17:50:08 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
There's a Disney movie where her thong was visible for a full second. That was my porn.
birdiffin1957 · 293 points · Posted at 19:19:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Could you imagine my feelings when I saw the social network for the first time and saw her give a bj in her bra
RIOTS_R_US · 61 points · Posted at 21:49:22 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
RemindMe! 4 Hours
RemindMeBotBro · 181 points · Posted at 22:05:44 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
REQUEST RECEIVED:: Hey actually, i got a cool idea, take out your phone and start up Google Now or Siri, say "Remind me to..." and just let them handle it
XyDz · 93 points · Posted at 23:21:16 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
What happened to you remind me boy, you used to be cool
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 02:08:20 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
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PlsUndrstnd · 13 points · Posted at 02:42:31 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
life has many doors, ed boy.
IAM_Deafharp_AMA · 1 points · Posted at 15:00:07 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
I am Rolf! Son of shepherd!
Recursive_Descent · 3 points · Posted at 02:07:55 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
The bot realized fuck this, let Siri deal with scheduling bullshit.
[deleted] · 92 points · Posted at 18:45:23 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Don't hold out on us man. We need a link.
[deleted] · 64 points · Posted at 18:54:00 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
The movie is stuck in the suburbs.
[deleted] · 19 points · Posted at 02:58:35 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
What's it doing there?
YipRocHeresy · 1 points · Posted at 21:23:24 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/5Euj9f3gdyM
zackattack327 · 13 points · Posted at 22:50:23 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Great band. Sorry for the downvotes.
[deleted] · 91 points · Posted at 18:49:11 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Dude, she was probably like 16 at that point.
Xath24 · 277 points · Posted at 18:59:43 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
And most people watching it were younger
[deleted] · 64 points · Posted at 20:56:56 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
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[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 00:21:38 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Checks pudgy stomach*
Not that neat actually
YipRocHeresy · 21 points · Posted at 21:24:03 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hey. That is pretty neat.
[deleted] · 56 points · Posted at 19:11:58 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
She was exactly 16 (after googling it). I love that you knew that. Lmao.
HanSoloBolo · 3 points · Posted at 01:33:45 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Like it was shot on her birthday?
momoman46 · 90 points · Posted at 19:07:27 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Even better, I'm into cougars.
The_sad_zebra · 25 points · Posted at 19:41:02 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oh my god.
Hound92 · 2 points · Posted at 21:20:12 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Look at that
HanSoloBolo · 1 points · Posted at 01:34:01 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
There's probably 12 year olds on Reddit.
[deleted] · -3 points · Posted at 21:15:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Hrada1 · 8 points · Posted at 22:10:34 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's legal in my country
Justinw303 · 5 points · Posted at 01:16:03 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
And your point is?
-LiberaMeFromHell- · 3 points · Posted at 20:11:16 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Which one?
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 20:13:55 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Stuck in the suburbs
WasteOfAHuman · 1 points · Posted at 04:37:02 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
So you going to proof it Orrr what?
AustinRiversDaGod · 111 points · Posted at 16:51:28 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's her voice that does it for me
kenba2099 · 66 points · Posted at 18:49:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yay her, I guess
AsiaToGo · 78 points · Posted at 17:41:00 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
She's still super hot. Have you seen her in Pure Genius? She looks like she hasn't aged! 😍
Green-Brown-N-Tan · 212 points · Posted at 17:42:54 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Well she's Asian. We all know Asians don't age until they hit 55.
AsiaToGo · 61 points · Posted at 18:11:58 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
When does the not aging begin though? She was 16/17 when she became London Tipton.
side note: I'm Asian & another minority. Was hoping I'd look at least 25 before I stopped aging. ;(
AerThreepwood · 52 points · Posted at 18:28:45 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Could be worse, I've looked like I'm in my mid 30s since I was 15.
Wmnplzr480 · 1 points · Posted at 00:58:08 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Im gonna be the opposite. Having a baby face sucks.
HanSoloBolo · 3 points · Posted at 01:35:37 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Become an actor!
Unless you mean a weird looking baby face, in which case grow a beard!
Unless you're a woman, in which case ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Green-Brown-N-Tan · 4 points · Posted at 03:59:37 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
You dropped this \
Wmnplzr480 · 1 points · Posted at 06:26:57 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I've been told I look like a cross bewteen dean from supernatural and the bad guy from scream. Not shaggy. And i can't grow a beard. 😓
Ritz_Frisbee · 1 points · Posted at 01:15:50 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
They age over night, like a pear.
-Karl Pilkington
fredagsfisk · 1 points · Posted at 18:47:47 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I've been rewatching New Girl from the start, just saw the first episode she's a guest star in yesterday. Looks almost the same as she did back then.
Kosfaum · 1 points · Posted at 21:42:56 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
That was her? I completely did not recognize her.
kazog · 34 points · Posted at 17:20:30 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oh, I regret googling that. She's super hot.
Nasalingus · 11 points · Posted at 17:40:57 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
So gorgeous.
zee_spirit · 8 points · Posted at 20:51:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Did nobody see Dylan's leaked pics? He's the one I melted over.
ttmp22 · 2 points · Posted at 19:13:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Didn't she fuck Miley Cyrus' brother?
GhostSheSends · -9 points · Posted at 17:44:17 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
She had a baby with Miley Cyrus's brother but had an abortion allegedly.
[deleted] · 65 points · Posted at 18:11:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Well if she had an abortion, then she didn't have the baby. It can't be both. It's one or the other.
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 18:29:27 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
She tried to have an abortion, but it didn't take.
Brandilio · 5 points · Posted at 18:47:11 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I mean, technically she had the baby a few months early and also not alive.
GhostSheSends · 1 points · Posted at 19:07:57 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Could have been multiple babies.
cochnbahls · 1 points · Posted at 18:31:35 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
She could have had it for dinner.
sean85 · -202 points · Posted at 16:12:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Embrace the Yellow fever. Embrace it.
afineedge · 137 points · Posted at 16:42:25 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Don't be gross.
[deleted] · -58 points · Posted at 17:31:43 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
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[deleted] · 96 points · Posted at 17:33:20 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Nothing. But calling it "yellow fever" is weird and kinda racist
[deleted] · -37 points · Posted at 18:07:30 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
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[deleted] · 28 points · Posted at 18:13:49 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It may be okay for you but don't expect other people to be okay with it, and how is calling Asian people "yellow" positive?
thealienamongus · 8 points · Posted at 20:27:07 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm not really sure Polar Bears are comparable to a deadly disease https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_fever.
Its_Joke · 9 points · Posted at 18:33:00 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Still racist and still has a negative impact. The term "yellow fever" is used to fetishize Asians— which may seem flattering at first, but it's really just racist and harmful. There's good reason to be offended.
thealienamongus · 6 points · Posted at 20:28:11 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Also https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_fever
Yeah...
[deleted] · -14 points · Posted at 18:59:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
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queenbitchaurora · 12 points · Posted at 19:07:34 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
lol. good luck getting anywhere with the ladies buddy
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:12:22 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
He tooooootally has a Thai gf though.
Rosh_Jobinson1912 · -44 points · Posted at 17:45:26 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
People are soft :/
Edit: the downvotes just prove my point
Soramke · 4 points · Posted at 03:32:00 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
The downvotes prove your point because it shows people care! The upvotes prove your point because it shows people agree with you! When you accuse people of being overly sensitive, you can literally never be wrong. Astounding.
Rosh_Jobinson1912 · 0 points · Posted at 09:40:30 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Well, what would 0 upvotes/downvotes mean?
Soramke · 3 points · Posted at 13:00:23 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
To you? Probably that you're still right. You seem pretty convinced.
Rosh_Jobinson1912 · 1 points · Posted at 13:43:13 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I mean, people getting offended by words that are supposed to be a compliment... seems kinda soft to me
Soramke · 1 points · Posted at 03:35:32 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
So you've mentioned.
Rosh_Jobinson1912 · 1 points · Posted at 09:43:42 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
Just reiterating
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 22:38:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Rosh_Jobinson1912 · -1 points · Posted at 22:39:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Sounds difficult, but I'm up for a challenge
glass_bottles · 1 points · Posted at 07:57:08 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I mean you're being the same kind of person that refers to black women as "Nubian queens". You're reducing a person to a purely sexual representation of their ethnicity, which they don't even have a choice in. Any self respecting person hopefully has enough of a personality that they dislike being reduced to a blanket statement for their ethnicity.
Her calling you polar bear isn't the same as yellow fever, since it's a personal nickname, that has special meaning for the two of you. You could call her chopsticks for all I care, that's something personal between the two of you. If you're both fine with it, go crazy.
However, you're using yellow fever to describe all Asian women. Imagine if she called you gringo or cracker instead. Not quite the same, is it?
Justinw303 · -4 points · Posted at 01:14:40 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
He's not. Don't be so sensitive.
MySockHurts · 144 points · Posted at 15:29:24 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
Used to?
EDIT: /r/Ashley_Tisdale/ for those interested
jrau18 · 269 points · Posted at 16:03:20 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Wow... that one dude posts a lot
eoinster · 616 points · Posted at 16:09:35 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's Dylan Sprouse's alt account
THEBIGC01 · 115 points · Posted at 17:43:25 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Sweet thaaang
[deleted] · 81 points · Posted at 16:55:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
IMO she had one of Hollywood's most successful nose jobs.
ChatHunter · 19 points · Posted at 18:36:54 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It looks great but I kind of miss the original.
sishit · 4 points · Posted at 18:49:04 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Depending how good your imagination is, Missy Woods is a pornstar that looks a bit like an alternate adult version of her.
This is absolutely an alt, yes.
DarthAnalBeads · 6 points · Posted at 19:14:53 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ashley was my childhood-teenage all-time crush, I even watched High school musical many many times. She was super cute until she started looking so trashy IMO
Dickinmymouth1 · 4 points · Posted at 23:35:45 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
No need to sound so ashamed, I'm a 21 year old guy and within the past year have marathoners the trilogy 3 times with 3 different sets of uni friends. HSM is the shit.
DarthAnalBeads · 7 points · Posted at 03:39:05 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
You can bet on it
kenba2099 · 1 points · Posted at 18:50:35 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
She lost some character without it.
pawnedskis · 16 points · Posted at 16:16:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oh shit waddup
FuckingWeebsX · 1 points · Posted at 02:26:37 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Unrecognizable to me. Too much plastic surgery?
[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 17:03:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Preferred London tbh
DishwasherTwig · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I had a huge crush on her when I was 15 and this show was new. She's 23 in this show.
legaliize_ranch · 1619 points · Posted at 15:10:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Dylan actually tweeted this lmao
useranme1 · 802 points · Posted at 15:58:46 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
they both have pretty great twitter accounts
[deleted] · 397 points · Posted at 16:10:31 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Checked them out now
You weren't kidding
I_Photoshop_Movies · 523 points · Posted at 17:37:18 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
They're both pretty hilarious, I follow them on ig as well. They've had a great transition from child stars to normal people. I think Dylan operates his own brewery in Brooklyn and Cole has a role in
some TV showRiverdale and does photography. His pics on ig are pretty cool.dontforgetaboutme · 344 points · Posted at 17:42:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
'some TV show' is Riverdale on the CW and Netflix. Yes it's a cheesy teen drama but actually Cole's acting is pretty stellar.
Leo_TheLurker · 118 points · Posted at 17:59:02 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
In all honesty, I thought it would be too dramatic (which it is sometimes) but its a really entertaining show.
slader166 · 3 points · Posted at 21:43:02 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah, I really enjoy it.
NothappyJane · 55 points · Posted at 20:20:30 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Cole is super charming. I'm really enjoying his acting, he seems so real. Archie has made out 3 people and all he does it frown, Coles character gets with one person and hes smirking and mentally high fiving himself afterwards because hes so excited. Its so realistic its endearing. I love all the sutble reactions he does too.
dontforgetaboutme · 6 points · Posted at 21:50:04 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I agree, he'a acting well even when he's not required to if that makes sense
invaderark12 · 6 points · Posted at 21:14:52 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Thats nice to hear, I really like whenever a Disney kid ends up being a decent actor in dramas.
dontforgetaboutme · 5 points · Posted at 21:52:03 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Check out this scene from the most recent episode- https://youtu.be/0Ffu_KLNZ6c?t=99 also everyone please watch the show, it's great
I_Photoshop_Movies · 4 points · Posted at 17:46:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah I edited my comment after I saw what it was.
ClarkZuckerberg · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:20 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Stellar? I think that's being generous. He's a fine actor but he's probably the worst on the show IMO. It's an ok show.
HanSoloBolo · 6 points · Posted at 01:39:04 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Honestly, KJ Apa is sexy as fuck but he's an awful actor. Some of his line deliveries, you can tell he's really trying to sound American.
ClarkZuckerberg · 0 points · Posted at 04:20:45 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah he's not great. I mean no one is really great on that show IMO. They're young, cheap, CW actors. Not like I'm expecting Meryl Streep lol.
dontforgetaboutme · 1 points · Posted at 06:50:04 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
What makes you think he's worse than everyone else? That's an unusual opinion.
ClarkZuckerberg · 1 points · Posted at 08:28:14 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
He's so monotone and never shows much range. I guess you could argue it's because that's his character, but I wouldn't buy that.
hubble3908 · 47 points · Posted at 18:28:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
They both graduated from NYU also.
Ceannairceach · 41 points · Posted at 20:59:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
They specifically saved a lot of their money from child acting so they could take a break to study. IIRC they both have pretty "out there" majors, and I think only one studied acting.
TaiGlobal · 12 points · Posted at 21:36:36 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Or maybe it was money form their Coogan Account (15% of child actors earnings have to go into a trust that can't be touched until they turn 18).
Ceannairceach · 10 points · Posted at 21:40:53 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dylan_and_Cole_Sprouse#Personal_lives
Doesn't mention the account, but the summary at the start of the page says they were earning 40k combined per episode for Suite Life.
TaiGlobal · 9 points · Posted at 22:18:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I was referring to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Child_Actor%27s_Bill
Child Actor's have some legal protection in that their employer's have to set aside 15% of their earnings in a trust for the actor that the actor can't access until they're 18.
HanSoloBolo · 1 points · Posted at 01:40:21 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Honestly asking because I have no idea: Could you learn anything by studying acting after being an actor for the first 20ish years of your life? I would think continuing to work would be more productive.
Ceannairceach · 4 points · Posted at 01:56:54 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Usually you'd learn the business aspects of acting, I'd imagine, since you likely had agents and parents to make decisions for you previously.
ThirdDragonite · 56 points · Posted at 17:44:27 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
At first I read that as "and does pornography" and was thinking how it's not different from most child stars.
InfanticideAquifer · 1 points · Posted at 21:22:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
How does operating your own brewery or being an actor make someone "normal"?!
I_Photoshop_Movies · 12 points · Posted at 21:45:45 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Considering a lot of child stars turn out completely crazy or douchey because of their fame. I would consider their life right now pretty normal.
MyMartianRomance · 3 points · Posted at 23:44:26 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Well, a lot of childhood actors (and occasionally child singers) wind up wasting their savings from their shows/movies on drugs and booze especially when they can't find work.
Obviously, Dylan and Cole decided to use their savings from the Suite Lifes and spend their early 20s in a typical fashion (college), which at least those degrees could take them somewhere other than acting.
InfanticideAquifer · 1 points · Posted at 00:53:37 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I don't think that's "obvious". But, regardless, one of them is still an actor and the other is an entrepreneur. Neither of those things is a typical profession.
BrendanTheONeill · 2 points · Posted at 23:08:01 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
this one got me https://twitter.com/colesprouse/status/761381560889204740
[deleted] · 326 points · Posted at 16:07:09 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
He's a Redditor /u/DylanSprouse
ColinOnReddit · 455 points · Posted at 16:36:27 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Holy shit lmao
Brendan_Fraser · 35 points · Posted at 17:53:02 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Zack?
Dat_Fellow · 19 points · Posted at 21:28:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Brendan Fraser?
Basketsky · 1 points · Posted at 20:20:41 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
You like that, don't you...
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:05:26 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)*
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[deleted] · 158 points · Posted at 17:30:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
These guys probably have had the chillest transition from national child star to normal people I have ever seen. You can't really even call them washed up because clinging back to that shit isn't really their concern. It was just a thing they did, a stage of their life and they moved on
ivotedhrc · 89 points · Posted at 18:24:54 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Actually they both continued acting; they just both took a break from it to attend NYU. Cole is on the CW's Riverdale.
Ryanestrasz · 4 points · Posted at 22:19:51 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Not to mention that they look pretty good in white boxer briefs.
Threshorfeed · 7 points · Posted at 00:41:51 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
breaks neck say what now ??
Ryanestrasz · 6 points · Posted at 00:44:17 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Its either Dylan or Cole, i forget which.
Just google both, im sure its there
Edit: Its Dylan.
eoinster · 163 points · Posted at 16:08:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
He really likes total war, huh
[deleted] · 116 points · Posted at 16:25:11 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
He also did an AMA on the Smash Bros subreddit
emaw63 · 82 points · Posted at 17:22:59 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
No wave dashing in the lobby!
MrXilas · 25 points · Posted at 17:33:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hooch is crazy.
radrod69 · 4 points · Posted at 17:16:51 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Link please
emaw63 · 11 points · Posted at 17:35:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/2bwcdi/hi_im_dylan_sprouse_interested_in_commentating_ama/
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 20:52:10 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oh
lilcosco · 2 points · Posted at 21:28:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
no he mains Yoshi
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:54:33 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
He also attended a few smash fests and commented during a few Project M Matches.
KingRufus01 · 56 points · Posted at 16:11:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's a pretty fun game/series.
GiverOfTheKarma · 30 points · Posted at 16:34:56 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Can confirm, have just crossed 500 hours in Total Warhammer alone
TA08130813 · 60 points · Posted at 18:43:43 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Lmao there's a guy that comments on ever single one of his recent posts "no running in the lobby haha"
[deleted] · 29 points · Posted at 16:13:23 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Which one is on Riverdale now?
mmacey212 · 204 points · Posted at 16:15:21 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Cole. Dylan is too busy on totalwar
monjoe · 83 points · Posted at 16:18:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Dylan has the sweeter life.
MySockHurts · 122 points · Posted at 16:27:58 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
*Suiter
henrysleepingbag · -17 points · Posted at 19:07:03 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yea that was the joke idiot
[deleted] · 16 points · Posted at 17:26:35 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Zerxes_WolfHAwk · 53 points · Posted at 17:28:19 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
He's Jughead
[deleted] · 20 points · Posted at 17:31:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Harmonie · 7 points · Posted at 18:55:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Same. Seriously, what the hell.
LUDSK · 5 points · Posted at 17:28:35 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Jughead!
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 17:44:26 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Jugghead
Wolfy21_ · 2 points · Posted at 21:13:47 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Dude plays total war warhammer holy shit. he turned out to be the nerd.
jk im got like 150h on it since last month , and like another 100 on empire and shogun 2.
DJSkrillex · 2 points · Posted at 21:16:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I wonder if Cole browses reddit aswell.
LawlessCoffeh · 1 points · Posted at 19:50:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Really into total war innit?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 05:21:20 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oh yeah. Forgot he was one of us.
Hi Dylan.
VROF · 50 points · Posted at 18:40:19 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
His response was pretty funny
https://twitter.com/dylansprouse/status/839152953076383747
pureply101 · 81 points · Posted at 21:27:58 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Him and his brother are great if you read more of the tweets lmao.
Cole: "Which one were you Zack or Cody?"
Dylan: "I don't remember actually. I was too busy carrying the show on my back"
fucking great.
Blinding_Sparks · 2476 points · Posted at 14:56:56 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is the second most depressing thing I've seen today.
[deleted] · 474 points · Posted at 15:07:58 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
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Blinding_Sparks · 708 points · Posted at 16:22:58 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This
ny-baby · 162 points · Posted at 18:23:32 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This video is from 2012. You can check out his progress online. He got married and seems to have lost most of the weight again.
throwingitanyway · 157 points · Posted at 18:56:45 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is a rollercoaster of emotions.
NothappyJane · 33 points · Posted at 20:15:41 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I know right, at least that look in his eyes wont be haunting me anymore.
Exasperated_Sigh · 2 points · Posted at 20:22:28 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
And pounds!
black_hell_fire · 61 points · Posted at 19:56:28 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
damn, married to a different girl too. Megan was his girlfriend in the video but now he's married to a girl named Stephanie
Not1ToSayAtoadaso · 52 points · Posted at 20:32:21 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Turns out that is an old profile, he has now ballooned up to 700 pounds
IAM_Deafharp_AMA · 30 points · Posted at 22:06:11 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Stahp
black_hell_fire · 5 points · Posted at 20:32:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
no way? that wasn't even a year ago
Not_A_Unique_Name · 26 points · Posted at 22:47:17 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
Don't worry since then he successfully lost 500 pounds and now he is at healthy weight again.
black_hell_fire · 20 points · Posted at 23:01:29 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
i just realized you're messing with me
Not_A_Unique_Name · 10 points · Posted at 23:06:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah I did but on a more serious note it would seem David is still obese but less so standing at approximately 300-400 pounds but he is happily married to a woman named Stephanie who is pretty fit overall
black_hell_fire · 2 points · Posted at 23:08:27 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
damn i looked like a dumbass haha, but that's similar to what i've seen as well. he can lose the weight but he really needs to be in some sort of counseling for the obvious psychological issues connected to his weight
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 23:03:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Not true. I've seen nothing saying he went back to regaining weight.
[deleted] · 20 points · Posted at 20:55:24 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Is this guy like a professional skin donor or something?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Thank you for posting this
PwNyRaneB0 · 376 points · Posted at 16:25:22 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Nothing could have prepared me
superfudge73 · 193 points · Posted at 18:00:27 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
At least he has a gf.
FlamingAligatorpenis · 290 points · Posted at 18:06:48 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Makes it even sadder. She's trapped
GurenMarkV · 107 points · Posted at 18:18:53 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
But did he lose his virginity?
[deleted] · 61 points · Posted at 18:26:00 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hopefully he at least got a beej...
OnlyNidaleePlz · 47 points · Posted at 19:17:16 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Love that band.
And you can tell by the way I do my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk..
subie_grandad · 8 points · Posted at 19:56:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Or at least an OTPHJ
elguapito · 1 points · Posted at 19:18:20 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Relevant username?
superfudge73 · 31 points · Posted at 18:07:29 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
How is she trapped?
hoblobfobtob · 166 points · Posted at 18:20:29 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
He sat on her by accident
Guinness_or_thirsty · 6 points · Posted at 23:53:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Nothing could have prepared me
istandabove · 6 points · Posted at 23:32:58 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
No lie in my extended family there's a pretty huge dude similar to the one in the video that had a cat, this cat decided it was a good idea to jump on his bed when said big dude was sleeping at night, when he woke up and looked for his cat that wasn't in its bed he started freaking out, long story short, cats dead and likely looked like a pancake.
hoblobfobtob · 1 points · Posted at 02:59:12 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Wow that got dark fast. Moral: don't be fat.
istandabove · 1 points · Posted at 05:00:52 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
He didn't even feel the cat under him :/
[deleted] · 79 points · Posted at 18:27:55 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
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domface82 · 6 points · Posted at 20:13:17 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
But then why hasn't she dumped him? I still don't understand how she is trapped and the tale you weaved did not help.
bethecorreiasbidet · 11 points · Posted at 20:56:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Because he'd probably kill himself
superfudge73 · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:52 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's not her responsibility.
bethecorreiasbidet · 1 points · Posted at 21:51:59 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Never said it was
YamatoMark99 · 33 points · Posted at 18:15:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
She can't leave him otherwise she would be slammed for fat shaming.
sockmahbawls · 83 points · Posted at 18:27:55 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Eh.. Probably less important than the fact that he'll die a 700 lb man if she leaves. Anyone who's ever been in a relationship with a mentally fragile person understands this dynamic. If you care about the person, it's difficult to just abandon them. This dude overcame his weight and he can probably do it again
OverlyNiceVillain · 74 points · Posted at 18:36:08 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
She probably feels like he will commit suicide if she deals him that blow. Terrible position to be in.
altxatu · 2 points · Posted at 20:38:54 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'd rather be slammed for fat shaming personally.
Saemika · 2 points · Posted at 18:30:37 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
She's already slammed because he fell and can't get back up.
[deleted] · -9 points · Posted at 18:40:56 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
that's not "fat shaming" whatsoever. you sound like someone who's never been outside before or, god forbid, a fat acceptance freak
it's because it would utterly destroy him at this point, that's why she can't leave
(or, possibly, maybe, she still wants to be with him? who knows)
you have no soul
GreedyR · 5 points · Posted at 19:10:24 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
OP isn't saying it is fat shaming, but she would be accused of that by the social media hivemind.
YamatoMark99 · 6 points · Posted at 18:51:40 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I was looking at it more from a social media standpoint, not from his point of view but okay.
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 19:09:58 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
why was social media your first thought?
that doesn't really make it better
YamatoMark99 · 2 points · Posted at 19:29:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Cause I'm on Reddit.
RedditUser0345 · 2 points · Posted at 21:35:48 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Between the folds of skin.
notLOL · 1 points · Posted at 21:31:23 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Nothing could have prepared him.
He's out of control.
Ikillsquirrels · 1 points · Posted at 22:46:44 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hell of a rabbit hole of depressing
your_mind_aches · 245 points · Posted at 16:37:13 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I wish he talked about all that to a psychiatrist or something. :(
EDIT: Wait, why is Intro by The xx playing in the background around halfway in the video?
Savage_Dorn · 32 points · Posted at 17:17:26 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I just noticed this too nice catch
Leahonphone · 24 points · Posted at 18:54:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Not sure how it is in the US, but here in the UK they use that song for eeeeeverything. Advert for gritty drama show? Intro by The xx. Montage of different angles on the London skyline? Intro by The xx.
your_mind_aches · 2 points · Posted at 19:06:31 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I mean... It fits those scenes pretty well.
BlazinGinger · 44 points · Posted at 17:21:24 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
For real. Or just self medicate while listening to the xx. I've uh, heard that works very well... From a friend.
azulu701 · 11 points · Posted at 19:25:28 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
IKR? and the Explosions in the Sky after that. doesn't fit at all.
[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 17:26:13 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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your_mind_aches · 27 points · Posted at 17:50:11 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I know you're being sassy but I just thought it was pretty random haha
orange_lazarus1 · 68 points · Posted at 17:08:41 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Look at the bright side at least he's probably not a virgin now
Bananawamajama · 91 points · Posted at 17:25:21 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
On the dark side, Megan will never be able to leave if she's unhappy now, knowing that would probably kill this guy
linuk · 14 points · Posted at 22:40:47 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
you will be happy to know Megan did leave him and he is now married
PatrollingForPuppies · 1 points · Posted at 17:22:55 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
You think a 500 lb can have sex though ?
orange_lazarus1 · 32 points · Posted at 17:25:16 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
He was skinny for a hot minute and has a girlfriend the first thing I would do if I was a virgin at that age is get my dick wet.
[deleted] · 17 points · Posted at 17:35:58 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Did you see the picture with the loose skin?
orange_lazarus1 · 34 points · Posted at 18:04:51 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's called a vagina
AcclaimNation · 1 points · Posted at 00:29:02 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Since weight isn't a physical being, no, I don't think a 500lb can have sex.
iMarmalade · 0 points · Posted at 18:40:37 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Your mom did.
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[deleted] · 22 points · Posted at 18:31:41 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah. The most important thing is that people need to find a way to love themselves. Otherwise they'll always rebound.
The-Hobo-Programmer · -137 points · Posted at 17:32:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
They're animals and should be treated as such.
[deleted] · 19 points · Posted at 18:13:57 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
At the end of the day, we all are.
[deleted] · 21 points · Posted at 18:47:19 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Honestly dude, I used to think fat shaming was okay. Then I saw and supported my best friend through his weight loss journey. Dude lost ~100 lbs in 5 months. Went from being the "fat kid" to a slim, trim, good looking guy. Not only did he have to work out and keep to a diet, but while losing weight physically he had to work through all the mental and emotional problems that got him fat in the first place.
Some people just have an addiction, or an unhealthy view towards food. People don't get fat just to be an inconvenience to you. No one wants to be fat. They know its not good, they don't need you to tell them.
If you truly want people to get healthy, they need support, not bullying.
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The-Hobo-Programmer · -9 points · Posted at 20:51:24 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
The dude eats 10,000 calories to get to his size and to maintain it. He gets enough support from normal sized people through his disability check and the medical staff that have to drag him around
[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 22:00:08 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Do you think he doesn't know all that? Do you think he enjoys it? Do you think he likes being fat? Do you think he doesn't know that people look down on him for being fat? Being an asshole doesn't help anyone.
The-Hobo-Programmer · 0 points · Posted at 22:41:41 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
And coddling the pig doesn't help either. You saw what coddling got him the last time, another 25lbs. Time to try the shame he should absolutely feel. And I'm starting to wonder if he does like being fat, seeing as he has to eat 7,000 calories just to maintain his weight. His corpse could feed a village in Africa.
[deleted] · 35 points · Posted at 18:07:17 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
So edgy.
The-Hobo-Programmer · -15 points · Posted at 20:33:19 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
No, just honest.
onlyusingonehand · 5 points · Posted at 20:43:08 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Just because you were "honest" doesn't make you any less of an asshole
The-Hobo-Programmer · -3 points · Posted at 21:01:37 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I didn't say I wasn't. You said I was being edgy, and I said no, I'm honest. At least I'm an honest person
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 00:09:29 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
The two arent mutually exclusive. Youre edgy brah
The-Hobo-Programmer · 0 points · Posted at 01:30:58 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
No, I just hate fat people.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:38:58 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Edgy
The-Hobo-Programmer · 0 points · Posted at 02:30:57 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm an edgy guy.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 13:16:35 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
2edgy4me
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 19:07:49 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
Still salty Ellen Pao banned FPH? Get over it, loser.
The-Hobo-Programmer · 1 points · Posted at 20:17:38 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
You can ban the content, but you can't ban the idea. I look at you simply as unburnt fuel that we can't legally use...yet.
oaky180 · 17 points · Posted at 18:09:46 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
As a former obese person I'm all for telling it like it is but that's a bit harsh isn't it?
Johnboy1337 · 8 points · Posted at 18:25:24 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Fellow former fatty. Fat shaming is bull shit. I was killing myself and so are these people. I was fat my entire teenage life and wish I would have done something about it earlier everyday.
Saemika · 15 points · Posted at 18:33:26 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I agree, but you can't call someone an animal because they have a mental disease.
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 18:13:30 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hello there, fellow anorexic
The-Hobo-Programmer · 0 points · Posted at 20:49:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I hope you get well.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 19:06:25 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
Why? I'm not the sick one here.
The-Hobo-Programmer · 1 points · Posted at 20:29:58 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
You said you're anorexic, so yes you are.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:43:53 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm not anorexic, I don't post to FPH.
The-Hobo-Programmer · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:22 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
You might want to understand the word "fellow" then.
Hugh-Mongous · 13 points · Posted at 18:12:57 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I thought we got rid of these fat shakers?
treefitty350 · -2 points · Posted at 18:30:46 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
/r/holdmyfries and /r/fatlogic is pretty much where we're at at the moment
The-Hobo-Programmer · 1 points · Posted at 04:24:52 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
One day we strike back, friend. Carpe diem.
The-Hobo-Programmer · 0 points · Posted at 20:49:30 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
You can't get rid of a common belief. These people bring their problems onto themselves.
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The-Hobo-Programmer · 1 points · Posted at 20:51:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
If they're that spineless, they won't need my help.
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The-Hobo-Programmer · 1 points · Posted at 23:48:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oh no, I get to deal with them on a daily basis. They're the first ones to bitch to you about how you're hurting them as you're killing your body lugging their ass down the stairs because they're too fat to do it themselves. And god forbid they just eat less. "Which makes them feel worse and worse about weight loss" they're not losing weight anyways! They don't like the idea of weight loss anyways! They are an absolute drain on society. I have to hurt my back lifting these fats off the floor, I have to pay for their disability checks, I have to pay tremendous amounts of money for insurance because of the cost of their healthcare. And god forbid they show some self control.
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The-Hobo-Programmer · 1 points · Posted at 02:17:12 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Notice how you didn't talk about my other points about them being pains in the ass, hurting healthcare providers bodies, and crippling our health insurance. 90% sure you're fat. Your buttery tears and insults only make me happier
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The-Hobo-Programmer · 1 points · Posted at 04:48:05 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Where's the empathy for me having to suffer and deal with fats and pay for them?
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The-Hobo-Programmer · 1 points · Posted at 13:19:20 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I didn't say I didn't have empathy.
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The-Hobo-Programmer · 1 points · Posted at 10:40:19 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
How lucky you must be to know everything about a person based off one comment.
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The-Hobo-Programmer · 1 points · Posted at 12:45:09 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_dilemma
Nice fallacy bro. I'm not empathetic to people who literally have to try to be fat as shit. Do you know how much food that is?
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The-Hobo-Programmer · 1 points · Posted at 15:40:34 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hahahha why do you think I even give a shit about what you think of me??😂😂😂 And again, here you go with the same fallacy😁. Listen, everyone has their demons, everyone has terrible things going on in their lives, but if you cannot take it upon yourself to change something as simple as your eating habit, then I have no empathy for you. Everyone deals with horrible shit and it sucks, but not everyone becomes 600 pounds because of it, so there is no excuse no matter how much you want there to be one. And it wouldn't be a big deal to me if someone was fat if it didn't affect me, but guess what? It does. A lot. Is it selfish? Maybe. But Which one is more selfish? Me not wanting to be burdened by lardasses, or lardasses raising my premiums, hurting my back, and sucking my government's disability dry?
MurderousPaper · 5 points · Posted at 20:13:46 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Slow down there Anakin.
[deleted] · -4 points · Posted at 21:41:28 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
this cracked me up for some reason
ColinOnReddit · 16 points · Posted at 16:32:53 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Well that's a shame.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:19:34 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Jerry? you better call Jackie Chiles.
-----_------_--- · 1 points · Posted at 20:17:25 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This was a couple years ago. Apparently he lost a lot of weight again and he's married now
Bennykill709 · 2 points · Posted at 19:32:12 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's very disheartening for someone who's struggling to lose weight. Those skin folds might make me feel even more self conscious than I already do. Granted, I'm not coming from 600 lbs, only 280. Still, though.
HanSoloBolo · 1 points · Posted at 01:29:02 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
He honestly looked a hell of a lot better at the lower weight than the bigger weight, right? He was healthier and you wouldn't have nearly that much being only half his weight.
My advice is to find a way to make exercising fun (if you haven't already). I've been exercising for 3 years and I can't really go 3 or 4 days without doing something anymore.
HypeBeast515 · 3 points · Posted at 17:21:40 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This broke my heart
ItsTerroryaki · 2 points · Posted at 17:20:56 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Fuck that hits close to home
The-Hobo-Programmer · -36 points · Posted at 17:32:25 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Quit eating then.
MomSmash · 6 points · Posted at 18:05:40 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I gave you an upvote because I'm evil and that made me laugh
oaky180 · 1 points · Posted at 18:10:17 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Meirl
seeminglylegit · 1 points · Posted at 18:58:49 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Here you see why weight loss surgery is so popular. It's extremely damn hard to lose a significant amount of weight without surgery and even if you do lose the weight, the vast majority of people end up regaining.
Burdock_eyes · 1 points · Posted at 19:07:08 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Lost and regained 400lbs is about 3 people. Now weighing 650lbs is about 4 1/2 people. What I wonder is where he gets the money for the amount of food he consumes. That is a substantial amount of food daily. What he eats in a week could probably last me for 2 months. Did not do the math, but I'm guessing that's about $300 worth of food a week at least. If I had that amount free income to spend I would be buying some nice used car every month.
HanSoloBolo · 1 points · Posted at 01:30:27 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
He probably lives a pretty sedentary life. Spend all day sitting down and eat McDonalds 3 times a day for years. You'll get there, bro!
He probably works online or comes from money.
GingerSpencer · 1 points · Posted at 19:22:56 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Poor dude. He looked SO good :(
parestrepe · 1 points · Posted at 19:36:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
why'd you have to tear me up like that mayne
Not_A_Unique_Name · 1 points · Posted at 22:45:01 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
That was more than 4 years ago, how is he doing today?
[deleted] · -61 points · Posted at 17:24:23 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I think he's more handsome with the weight. Clearly he sees it as part of his identity if being thin was too stressful for him.
CringeBinger · 46 points · Posted at 17:36:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Heart attacks aren't handsome.
Strictly_Baked · 34 points · Posted at 17:42:34 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
And this is whats wrong with America.
is_is_not_karmanaut · -9 points · Posted at 17:44:24 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
People not getting sarcasm, yeah.
Strictly_Baked · 1 points · Posted at 18:50:37 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
The thing about that is there are a large group of people who think like that. Particularly liberals in college. I've seen videos of people signing a petition with the header being "I'm a Moron." Sarcasm or not that way of thinking is whats wrong with america. Apparently people agree.
Jatroni · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
You don't have to be a liberal to be a gainer. Some people like getting shit on and some like getting suffocating by mounds of fat. Still, calling an obese person an animal is dehumanizing and not a good action.
Strictly_Baked · 1 points · Posted at 22:32:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm not calling them animals. I'm not sure who is. Being a fat fuck is bad for your health. No argument there. Fat acceptance is something tbat shouldnt exist. Ironically fat shaming works well to help people lose weight and be healthy.
I'm not saying liberals are fat. I'm saying liberals want everyone to think being fat is ok.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:47:51 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Fuck no, obesity people is disgusting and repulsive.
[deleted] · 961 points · Posted at 15:09:41 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
yo momma's tittays
[deleted] · 483 points · Posted at 15:18:57 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Imthejuggernautbitch · 75 points · Posted at 19:45:37 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
What's even more depressing to me is that you said "someone" made this when it's actually dublzz the guy who made natureisfuckinglit after being booted from natureismetal for being shady as fuck.
He always uses fake reddit accounts to push his mashups as you can see from the Luke Cage family matters video and the suspended alt account he used:
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/56yeuj/i_spent_the_weekend_editing_luke_cage_to_look/?ref=search_posts
And his sub is all modded by him under different names. So I have to wonder if that "someone" is you.
Dunabu · 14 points · Posted at 20:08:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Scandalous!
Phailadork · 12 points · Posted at 21:23:18 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Jesus that's absolutely pathetic and actually makes me feel bad for that person. What an awful life they must live.
notLOL · 2 points · Posted at 21:34:37 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is depressing
fuqdeep · 1 points · Posted at 22:35:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is the third most depressing thing ive seen today
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Imthejuggernautbitch · 3 points · Posted at 02:45:50 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
The only one who seems bothered here is you, friendo.
Just sayin.
Stankmonger · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:34 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
"Even the theme song is different"
It's only the theme song and it was posted a few days ago by someone else.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 16:58:51 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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WyrdPleigh · 8 points · Posted at 17:06:43 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
not as depressing as your fupa
Imthejuggernautbitch · 1 points · Posted at 21:02:01 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I missed it what did he say
WyrdPleigh · 1 points · Posted at 21:13:19 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
"Not as depressing as your hairline."
Edit specifically for /u/Imthejuggernautbitch: there was once a movie called X-Men somethingorother, I remember it well-ish. I decided to get naff-fuck intoxicated before going, mind you this movie was right around the time someone made the meme-vid which started the, "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" fad.
Anyways I'm drunk as fuck and Juggernaut pops through the bottom of the truck chasing Shadowcat, and there's that lull. A silent heartbeat goes by and the force of the meme takes me over and I scream at the top of my lungs, "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!" and two beats later, the Juggernaut repeats me.
Unfortunately there was an employee of the theatere watching the movie from the exit aisle as well, who was none too amused with my tomfoolery. I got ejected from the theater to much laughter, pointing, and semi-racuous applause. Took a bow as a I left. Good times.
Imthejuggernautbitch · 2 points · Posted at 21:14:47 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hey. Leave my bones out of it!
dylan522p · 1 points · Posted at 01:00:46 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
What the fuck does that have to do with a receding hairline
WyrdPleigh · 1 points · Posted at 05:11:56 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Nothing, dickhead, that's why I said it was specifically for the guy I named.
dylan522p · 1 points · Posted at 12:01:44 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
How am I a dick for asking how your comment is related, even after your additional clarification
WyrdPleigh · 1 points · Posted at 17:43:49 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Because you used a catty, cunty tone. Fuck you.
dylan522p · 1 points · Posted at 18:03:29 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
You just read that. I'm asking in pure Intrest of what you type up which seemed intresting was related to a receding hairline and you still won't tell me. Why are you being an asshole, I didn't use any ad hominens, you've used atleast 3....
WyrdPleigh · 2 points · Posted at 01:12:16 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
You were being an asshole first, buckaroo.
It obviously doesn't have anything to do with a receding hairline because i was trying to tell a story to a specific Reddit user about something other than an receding hairline. What the fuck are you on about?
dylan522p · 1 points · Posted at 01:47:41 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
Man I haven't said anything mean. I looked through your history and you seen to do this stuff pretty often in terms of just getting really nasty with random folks for no reason. We can talk about it if you want, or we can just ignore each other.
WyrdPleigh · 1 points · Posted at 04:10:22 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm down to talk, but you started your sentence with a real inflammatory tone, why do you expect me to return your question with zero attitude of my own?
You could have just said, "wait I don't get it, what does that have to do with a receding hairline?"
But you chose to get all haughty with me and then act offended when I answered you in kind.
But if you want to talk we can talk, I don't mind talking, but you tried to start a diatribe which I won't put up with.
Edit: Although if you're saying you didn't mean for it to sound mean when you phrased it that way, and because of the lack of inflection it came off as mean in my head, then yeah, I am the dick and I am sorry.
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 15:56:29 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Breasts*
Kobluna · 1 points · Posted at 19:53:52 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
*lawn flamingos
K0B3ryant · 1 points · Posted at 16:08:04 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Some call me sweater puppies but I call em kitties (Titties)
Thunder-ten-tronckh · 5 points · Posted at 17:06:29 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
He looked in the mirror.
nikez813 · 2 points · Posted at 18:42:12 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
The puppy died too
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:16:10 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
My reflection.
swimminginclouds36 · 1 points · Posted at 17:45:18 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
When he looked in the mirror
alampsia · 1 points · Posted at 23:46:45 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
the mirror
Starboy11 · 1 points · Posted at 03:54:05 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'll tell you the first Mr. Mosbys Twitter account( https://mobile.twitter.com/thephilllewis?lang=en).
He just photoshops himself into all of the twins acting roles as mr mosby.
Homestuck_and_games · 0 points · Posted at 17:55:43 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
His dick
tanshoes · 0 points · Posted at 23:49:43 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
The puppy drowned too.
VROF · 89 points · Posted at 18:38:58 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Dylan Sprouse has seen it and thinks it's funny
https://twitter.com/dylansprouse/status/839152953076383747
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 20:40:57 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah, but has his brother seen it yet? I think it could hurt his feelings.
VROF · 23 points · Posted at 21:13:35 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I can't find the tweet but when this was on the front page a few days ago there was one from Cole. He seemed like he thought it was funny. They are hilarious on Twitter
Edit: found it
https://twitter.com/dylansprouse/status/840023968002265088
Slyninja215 · 10 points · Posted at 21:46:54 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
oh man, that reminds me of one from cole
https://mobile.twitter.com/colesprouse/status/825105236155101185
AcclaimNation · 1 points · Posted at 00:32:18 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
He looks like Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite there.
porkyminch · 7 points · Posted at 23:44:36 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Man those guys are great. I'm glad that someone from that era of Disney isn't doing terrible these days.
VROF · 6 points · Posted at 01:35:12 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling turned out ok. They were a generation earlier. Even Britney seems to have straightened her shit out
YipRocHeresy · 1 points · Posted at 21:22:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/p4I3S1O.gifv
AfricanRain · 82 points · Posted at 15:10:40 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
The puppy drowned too
lzrae · 12 points · Posted at 16:38:02 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Is this in reference to Archer? Because that would make this the second reference I've found in reddit comments in the past 5 minutes of things I've watched in the last hour. The other being Game Grumps.
Just thought that was too coincidental.
jerrygergichsmith · 35 points · Posted at 18:07:44 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
The scene, for those wondering
salemblack · 3 points · Posted at 18:19:21 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Still laugh every time.
Big____Spoon · 1 points · Posted at 20:11:25 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hands down one of my favorite scenes.
TheNorthernGrey · 6 points · Posted at 17:14:55 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Small miracles!!!
AfricanRain · 2 points · Posted at 16:39:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yup
lzrae · 5 points · Posted at 17:23:37 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Damn. If I wasn't sick on a Sunday I'd say this makes me kinda pathetic. Then again, Archer, Game Grumps, reddit, still in bed at 1pm. I'm pretty content.
Anyway, thank you for clarifying. I hope you have a good day! Sorry to anyone who is sick and/or working right now. You'll make it!
isaacisnotcool · 7 points · Posted at 17:31:16 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I too have yet to look in the mirror this morning.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:02:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Paris documentary?
internet-is-private · 1 points · Posted at 17:35:16 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
You also watched the breaking bad fan movie?
Applejuiceinthehall · 326 points · Posted at 15:28:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
So basically what happens when Ross forgets that he's watching Ben?
LucaHall · 116 points · Posted at 16:41:37 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Actually, only Cole played Ben.
drummerboy3610 · 75 points · Posted at 17:39:46 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
But it was both of them in Big Daddy
Leahonphone · 60 points · Posted at 19:01:02 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah, the reason a lot of twin children get acting work is because kids are only allowed to work for a certain amount of time each day, so having two identical twins playing the same role means you can have them on set for longer.
LucaHall · 11 points · Posted at 17:44:34 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah, you're correct. We were talking about friends tho.
drummerboy3610 · 20 points · Posted at 17:49:35 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I know! I was just adding, not trying to be contrary.
LucaHall · 1 points · Posted at 20:34:44 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Haha okay. My bad.
Applejuiceinthehall · 1 points · Posted at 22:13:07 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I had a feeling I mixed it up, thanks!
_Peanut_Buddha_ · 13 points · Posted at 21:32:19 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
TIL Cole Sprouse played Ben. Idk how I didn't realize this
LucaHall · 2 points · Posted at 23:17:54 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Cause they look the same and usually twins share a role when they're kids. Usually.
_Peanut_Buddha_ · 1 points · Posted at 23:22:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I get that but what does this have to do with my comment
Dickinmymouth1 · 7 points · Posted at 23:42:21 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
I think
heshe thought you meant that you never realised it was Cole as opposed to Dylan who played Ben, not that you didn't realise it was one of them at all._Peanut_Buddha_ · 2 points · Posted at 23:43:52 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ooooh ok. Makes sense now thanks
LucaHall · 2 points · Posted at 04:14:00 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
She and yep.
MailTo · 322 points · Posted at 17:29:24 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
I haven't watched the show in about a decade but I still think about the iconic "prindle" scene every now and then. Also Brenda Song.
Roflcopter-Man · 224 points · Posted at 19:43:35 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
"would you like AM or FMMM"
bladieu02 · 173 points · Posted at 20:19:22 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Mr. Moseby was savage as fuck.
420kbps · 9 points · Posted at 03:21:10 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Him and Arwin had the best comedic chops on the show
jwalk128 · 3 points · Posted at 05:32:24 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Very savage as fuck
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 02:00:58 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I didn't understand what he was saying until you typed this omg
[deleted] · 57 points · Posted at 21:22:55 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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SDF05 · 18 points · Posted at 21:45:23 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hooch is definitely crazy.
[deleted] · 43 points · Posted at 20:56:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Never seen this show, was a bit too old at that point, but damn this is kinda funny "That's the D in prindle"
I'd probably watch this but I've never been a huge fan of child actors, I feel like Boy Meets World is a rare exception
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 04:08:34 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)*
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[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 04:15:39 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
27 :x why
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SharpShooter25 · 1 points · Posted at 00:25:18 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm slightly older than that guy and I watched Suite Life's first couple seasons o-o
TheBlueBlaze · 10 points · Posted at 22:19:06 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Made that joke when someone I knew was learning to drive. They thought it was hilarious, so I didn't tell them I stole the joke.
LycanOrNot · 9 points · Posted at 01:36:05 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
You're why I have trust issues.
Dockirby · 7 points · Posted at 21:41:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Wow, those are some thing walls. The car went right through with minimal damage.
CJB95 · 5 points · Posted at 03:44:25 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I think of it every time I get in my car
WhiteGirlRoseWine · 3 points · Posted at 00:14:31 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oh my lord when I watched this as a child I always thought he said 'ship lever' rather than 'shift lever'. For years I thought that a ship was controlled by a Prindle.
I only realised the error of my ways about a year ago.
thekikeyhygeniclord · 554 points · Posted at 15:38:29 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Died of laughter at "here I am in my life" 😂
EightDaysPreyin · 419 points · Posted at 16:06:11 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
And me and me and me and me!
Edit: don't up vote this shit. I'm literally just commenting the video. What the fuck is wrong with you.
SobiTheRobot · 164 points · Posted at 16:07:32 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I've go the whole place to myself!
kenba2099 · 60 points · Posted at 18:51:23 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Also reminds me of when they build a clubhouse for Donald in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and he just sings an entire song about how he has the whole place to himself because he's sick of the shit that the other guys put him through
_tylerthedestroyer_ · 30 points · Posted at 20:04:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Of all the things I expected to see on Reddit, can't say I ever thought it'd be a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse reference.
My son is obsessed with it and I've seen every. Single. Episode. Ad nauseum.
Xasmos · 3 points · Posted at 20:40:44 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Just looked it up, this shit is still running?
_tylerthedestroyer_ · 5 points · Posted at 21:14:21 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
They slowly shit out episodes every few months until like last year. Now they're on Mickey and the Roadster Racers. Basically just Mickey and cars but for an older audience
chobanithatiused2kno · 3 points · Posted at 21:14:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
You haven't moved onto Mickey and the Roadster Racers yet?
_tylerthedestroyer_ · 3 points · Posted at 21:26:41 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
We have! Just not as many episodes as Clubhouse out there.
Hes moved onto to Little Einsteins unfortunately and it makes me miss that damn Mouse
Sky_Armada · 2 points · Posted at 21:12:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeeeeep. Same here. http://imgur.com/KMZcOm2
AnAnonymousGamer1994 · -10 points · Posted at 19:43:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
No one cares.
thekikeyhygeniclord · 2 points · Posted at 20:14:45 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
Yet you cared enough to respond. Odd.
gerardtho · 319 points · Posted at 16:19:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Someone should edit out the twin from an entire show so it looks like he has schizophrenia. "The Psych Life of Zach... or Cody?"
Astrokiwi · 32 points · Posted at 21:02:23 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Cody is a psychic parasite that lives in his brain.
Jonny9792a · 3 points · Posted at 23:22:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Sounds like a good concept for a Rick and Morty episode
viners · 16 points · Posted at 21:43:53 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
The Suite Life of Tyler Durden
Waveseeker · 35 points · Posted at 19:15:11 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
So "Zach and Cody without Cody"..
lurker69 · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:32 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Interesting. Who would you cast to play his other personality?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:49:04 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Like the Garfield without Garfield comic strips.
[deleted] · 54 points · Posted at 17:02:27 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Imagine the shit he'd get up to if he didn't have Cody to stop him
Juswantedtono · 126 points · Posted at 15:54:02 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
What did JK Rowling do to Cody
MetalRetsam · 92 points · Posted at 16:42:17 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Killed in the Battle of Tipton Towers.
jbro00 · 89 points · Posted at 16:16:40 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
R/interdimensionalcable
PoorPauper · 73 points · Posted at 16:29:34 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Reminds me of Garfield minus Garfield
LeylandSprayin · 3 points · Posted at 01:41:12 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Well I'll go delete my identical comment. You have good taste sir or madame.
sadboisdontcry · 27 points · Posted at 16:41:24 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
NO ONE let Dylan Sprouse see this, he'll kill his brother
GeorgeStark520 · 66 points · Posted at 17:15:35 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Dylan tweeted it
goddammitboomhauer · 25 points · Posted at 17:03:25 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Sweet life of Zach and Psychic Fern
CMalkus52 · 19 points · Posted at 17:36:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's like if Zack was an only child and also had a personality disorder.
marblefoot · 2 points · Posted at 19:00:09 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
As an only child with a learning disability, finally something I can relate to!
[deleted] · 33 points · Posted at 16:33:36 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)*
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LucaHall · 61 points · Posted at 16:42:52 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's very kiddy. But it's been on tv a few times recently and I think it's cute still.
camlop · 26 points · Posted at 22:20:48 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Surprisingly well for a kids show. Ah, 00s Disney.
jinglybells · 2 points · Posted at 09:25:48 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I rewatched all of season 1 and half of season 2 a couple of months ago because Disney made all of the episodes available for free on the Disney app. Season 1 was great and I'd say it held up. It is very childish but I found myself laughing at many of the childish jokes.
The beginning of season 2 was still good but then I guess they went with a new direction in their scriptwriting department? Some of the later episodes in season 2 became unbearable for me to watch so I quit :/
martinhuggins · 55 points · Posted at 16:41:00 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Holy shit I just realized my MAJOR thing for older women came from Zack and Ashley Tisdale.
LucaHall · 15 points · Posted at 16:44:46 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Swear I used to be so smitten with Dylan. Now my crush has changed over to Cole. Think it's the short black hair.
Master_Tallness · 12 points · Posted at 18:18:47 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Kind of wish the ending said "The Suite Life of Zach and Nobody Else."
[deleted] · 43 points · Posted at 16:33:40 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Not gonna lie I had a crush on Ashley Tisdale
_tylerthedestroyer_ · 60 points · Posted at 20:05:19 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Why would you need to lie about that in the first place?
nuhash1 · 98 points · Posted at 15:34:16 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
They missed an "our". TRIGGERED
maggosh · 29 points · Posted at 18:53:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's the royal Our.
DaceBarefoot · 53 points · Posted at 16:32:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's intentional
MyriadMuse · 11 points · Posted at 21:27:34 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oh the suite life of zach and cody...one of the few actually funny Disney sitcoms. I remember watching an episode at a restaurant with my mom on the little television at our booth.
ilikeme1 · 9 points · Posted at 22:14:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I was in High School when it was on and it was the only thing I watched on Disney at the time. It actually did have a good bit of more teenage/adult humor and references hidden in it. Same with Suite Life on Deck.
Bad-Radio · 37 points · Posted at 16:21:12 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Disney has a habit of retconning important characters from series, so I'm sure this is official footage, probably
pinkyxx2013 · 12 points · Posted at 18:37:56 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Wow! Today I learned a new word. Thanks _^
Bad-Radio · 18 points · Posted at 18:44:12 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
You know what, you're welcome friend <3
danzey12 · 4 points · Posted at 18:50:57 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
IKR, now I know what to say when something is relating to an authority or public body and its activities and responsibilities.
simplequark · 2 points · Posted at 01:42:12 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
No, they already turned everyone Indian anyway.
3p0L0v3sU · 11 points · Posted at 18:06:58 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Very Garfield Minus Garfield
ScoodFarcoosAnoose · 7 points · Posted at 16:20:02 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Such a tasty show
hotboxthanfukk · 1 points · Posted at 07:08:46 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yea I used to come home from school and watch this. Beating off the Ashley Tisdale. Everyday.
Walcot · 45 points · Posted at 16:59:22 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It looks like the adventures of young Donald j trump.
kazog · 18 points · Posted at 17:18:43 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I forgot how cute that blonde girl was. Damn.
Vurondotron · 6 points · Posted at 17:34:54 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
She still is, check out her Instagram.
vantorin · 11 points · Posted at 17:03:47 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Did it take 2 years and was released for free?
Foxmanded42 · 6 points · Posted at 18:10:25 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Garfeild without Garfeild, anybody?
ninetacos · 1 points · Posted at 04:02:27 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Sounds like copy for a geico commercial.
alysonskye · 6 points · Posted at 19:05:47 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Holy crap, as someone who grew up watching this show while being a couple years younger than these two, no way were they ever this little, holy shit.
Cinderfella94 · 6 points · Posted at 19:21:20 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
The suite life of Zack:
A coming of age Disney show about a boy with multiple personality disorder, who finds adventure while living in a hotel with his working class mother.
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 15:39:20 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
https://twitter.com/dylansprouse/status/839152953076383747?s=09
Forcistus · 4 points · Posted at 17:45:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ashley Tisdale used to be the sexiest girl on TV for me...
NosDarkly · 4 points · Posted at 18:58:05 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's how you make an emo Jughead.
Dave_Gobblerofsocks · 3 points · Posted at 20:42:51 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Cole had to leave to go play Jughead Jones.
Danklands · 4 points · Posted at 21:01:22 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I miss this show.
King_Theodem · 12 points · Posted at 19:08:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
What do you mean, "even the theme song is different"?
The theme song was 80% of the whole thing.
L0VEmeharder · 3 points · Posted at 18:27:11 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
They missed editing the part where it goes "...got the whole place to ourselves..."
LargerFries · 3 points · Posted at 18:28:53 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
The editor missed one part when it says "whole place to our selves" other than that this is pretty fantastic!
m3rlethepup · 3 points · Posted at 18:37:34 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Great video but Cody was my favorite.
forthstories · 3 points · Posted at 21:00:00 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I needed this
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 21:04:06 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Is The Suite Life the new meme of 2017? Because I approve.
Hairless-Sasquatch · 3 points · Posted at 21:11:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
hey is that the kid from big daddy?
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 21:19:12 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yes Edit; kids plural. They both were in it.
BuredonotBurrito · 3 points · Posted at 21:15:02 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
That is an alternate universe I'm glad I'm not living in
anghus · 3 points · Posted at 21:16:01 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Wouldn't it have been great if the last episode revealed there had only been one the whole time, like a Fight Club/Tyler Durden scenario?
Bamith · 3 points · Posted at 22:08:04 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This reminds me something of the Garfield comics without Garfield.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:08:17 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Someone did this with Full House as well, where they removed Michelle, it definitely appears more eerie than funny.
Down-The_Rabbit-Hole · 3 points · Posted at 00:42:06 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Plot twist, zach is actually crazy and thinks he has a twin brother
ninetacos · 3 points · Posted at 04:01:33 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
When I first came to America I spent my Sunday mornings watching the suite life of Zack.
Jimjamjelly · 6 points · Posted at 17:48:08 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Was this not front page during the week?
Jackol4ntrn · 2 points · Posted at 16:32:25 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ah so... Travis Bickle as a kid.
li_price · 2 points · Posted at 16:59:56 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's like they reimagined the greatest show on Earth!
tripwire7 · 2 points · Posted at 17:26:25 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
In related videos: "Shrek But Without the Color Green"
Welp, here I am on the weird part of Youtube again.
ilikerackmounts · 2 points · Posted at 17:34:30 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Forgot Zack and Cody, how about that Luke Cage family matters intro?
galacticboy2009 · 2 points · Posted at 17:47:50 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
If this was a freeboot/reupload of Zach Ace's video I was going to flip.
Glad to see this is the original.
We did it Reddit.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 17:51:56 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I watched maybe a dozen or so episodes of the show. So Zack had a thing for the blonde and Cody was the one with Asian fever?
piyuple · 2 points · Posted at 18:33:39 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Weird seeing a lot of Zach and Cody talk recently.
kenba2099 · 2 points · Posted at 18:52:27 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hooligan
LawlessCoffeh · 2 points · Posted at 19:18:16 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
For some reason, I really used to like that show when I was younger.
arma__virumque · 2 points · Posted at 20:01:59 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
did you mean The Street Life of Shack and Kobe?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 20:06:27 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
r/DeepIntoYoutube
ngmcs8203 · 2 points · Posted at 20:20:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
That moment when you realize you are now too old to recognize pop culture references that a good chunk of new professionals grew up with.
_JSMNC · 2 points · Posted at 20:22:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I lost it at "it's me and me" 😂
mushroomguy12 · 2 points · Posted at 21:27:10 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Very similar to this episode.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:42:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
"we got the whole place to ourselves" incorrect
meme101016463 · 2 points · Posted at 23:02:45 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Me and me
Braydeennnn · 2 points · Posted at 00:16:03 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I wish zach was an only child cody was a bitch
swagmasterjooj · 2 points · Posted at 00:25:35 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I loved this show 👍🏽
AmagicFish · 2 points · Posted at 01:03:36 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Now someone make Wizards of Waverly Place with only Selena Gomez
Kyahn · 2 points · Posted at 01:20:51 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I have a friend who lived with the Sprouses in college. I sent it to him and he forwarded it to them. The efforts of this man will not be in vain.
CAAeden · 2 points · Posted at 03:14:07 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
*I've got the whole place to myself
Yustyn · 2 points · Posted at 10:06:18 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
R/interdimensionalcable
AStatesRightToWhat · 2 points · Posted at 14:15:46 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
What I still appreciate about this show was that it featured two key female characters. One was rich and spoiled and clueless, and the other was poor and smart and hard-working. And one was blonde and the other Asian... but they didn't get slotted into their stereotype. Most of all, they don't call attention to what they did.
mslack · 2 points · Posted at 18:32:26 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
But did they recut the series into a 2-hour movie?
Kungfu_McNugget · 2 points · Posted at 18:41:49 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Change it to the Suite Life of Julian.
Cole and Dylan Sprouse are back as Julian. Join the adventures as Julian, armed with his magic glasses, team up with John Cena for invisible hilarity in the Tipton Hotel.
Jillwiches · 2 points · Posted at 21:42:26 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Why did i read his name as (Die•lan)
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:48:11 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Dylan wasn't the sexy one then though. I'd much rather have the suite life of cody.
Creepness · 1 points · Posted at 17:22:22 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
If it wasn't for Meatwad, I wouldn't have even known this show existed.
NekoLover72 · 1 points · Posted at 18:17:17 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I didn't know I needed this until now
shaddowkhan · 1 points · Posted at 18:49:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Never watched the show but one of em is a twitter savage.
indolentNin2it · 1 points · Posted at 19:31:23 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Haha, spruce. Get it?
supershrewdshrew · 1 points · Posted at 19:41:20 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Guest Starring: Cole Sprouts
Loudpackpines · 1 points · Posted at 20:01:36 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I fucking loved this show .
XIGRIMxREAPERIX · 1 points · Posted at 20:07:35 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
So a Barron Trump reality show?
dec0ded13 · 1 points · Posted at 20:08:09 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Wow havent seen this since it was posted last week
imkindastrange · 1 points · Posted at 20:09:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Schizophrenia much?
dianeyoung465 · 1 points · Posted at 20:19:34 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
i wish i could marry the internet
DakotaRayne · 1 points · Posted at 20:26:00 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
♫ It's me and me, and me and me ♫
Tanith_Low · 1 points · Posted at 20:32:18 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I need to see more of this
callmejokerr · 1 points · Posted at 20:33:14 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Plot twist: This is actually Cody
nofartsonmars · 1 points · Posted at 20:45:38 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
WOOW
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:57:18 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Seems more like an intro for stingy of lazy town
wishiwascooltoo · 1 points · Posted at 20:58:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
So weird.
nightshadow167 · 1 points · Posted at 21:19:59 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
reminds me of Reginald VelJohnson's Family Matters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjFBXnkLFUY
DeaDPooLx97 · 1 points · Posted at 22:42:18 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
My name is Zach and I'm an only child.
lilsid123 · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:44 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Nice
GodofTitsandTequilaa · 1 points · Posted at 22:51:59 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
As an only child, I can relate to this on many levels.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:56 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It'd be a shame. Because we all knew Cole was the hot one.
thenixnerd · 1 points · Posted at 23:31:13 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
They couldn't put lines on the paper at the end of the intro??
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:38:33 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
infantgambino · 1 points · Posted at 23:39:47 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
R/ofcoursethatsathing
Im_40Percent_Meatbag · 1 points · Posted at 23:45:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm conflicted on this cuz Cody was definitely my favorite.
LollingAround · 1 points · Posted at 23:55:26 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
C'mon man it wasn't even a week ago this was posted
sorinotsorry · 1 points · Posted at 23:58:49 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This gives me life
VTHUT · 1 points · Posted at 00:01:20 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I wonder what Cody did wrong to deserve this...
Scratchy_The_Toon · 1 points · Posted at 00:03:53 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
/r/DisneyChannel leaking?
shaner123 · 1 points · Posted at 00:11:26 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
r/ofcoursethatsathing
sentelic · 1 points · Posted at 00:15:08 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
You sir have ruined my childhood
D13l · 1 points · Posted at 01:00:07 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I always preferred Cody. Zack was kinda of a douche tbh.
Derplesdeedoo · 1 points · Posted at 01:00:51 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
dank
Emeraldoffense · 1 points · Posted at 01:12:09 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
That tree is hilarious!
valkarez · 1 points · Posted at 01:27:38 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
"me and me"
unionjunk · 1 points · Posted at 01:42:23 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
This makes me sad
nuclear_cowboy · 1 points · Posted at 01:54:26 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
It would only been half as good...
Saint_Justice · 1 points · Posted at 02:14:06 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
So what you are suggesting is that Cody died in the womb, most likely was eaten by Zack, who is now a paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of his brother
BlashMan · 1 points · Posted at 02:41:33 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Just remove the laugh track and you've got a heartbreaking tale of loss and coping with tragedy at a young age.
mjc1027 · 1 points · Posted at 02:43:23 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Just showed my daughter, she wasn't impressed. I guess being 13 is meh.
ElDuderino2112 · 1 points · Posted at 03:14:45 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Why
Tea-Money · 1 points · Posted at 04:01:49 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Had to add a comment because there were 666 of them.....I'm 667
somekid66 · 1 points · Posted at 04:07:02 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is so depressing
TimelyBarren · 1 points · Posted at 04:17:31 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
The adventures of Zack and his friend, the psychic time traveling fern
dominGlo · 1 points · Posted at 04:22:29 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is basically what it's like being the only child
Samalamous · 1 points · Posted at 04:34:02 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
I heard "we got the whole place to ourselves"
stanier · 1 points · Posted at 04:37:51 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Love how they passed Cole off as Dylan in that one shot lol
Generaider · 1 points · Posted at 04:39:09 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Reminds me of Garfield minus Garfield
thedeathstocker · 1 points · Posted at 04:48:28 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Was that Trump at 0:07?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 05:38:17 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
r/interdimensionalcable
BoogsterSU2 · 1 points · Posted at 06:34:47 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hey it's one of those popular "X but Y" videos!
free_bawler · 1 points · Posted at 08:16:50 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Sorry but just... Who gives a fuck?
Michael34522 · 1 points · Posted at 08:28:42 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
Dude he shared this on his Twitter
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Dr_Jackson · 1 points · Posted at 01:44:28 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
I still found it entertaining despite having no idea whatsoever what this show is.
WaveBreakerT · 1 points · Posted at 03:30:05 on March 16, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is the best thread I've read.
IdealLife · 1 points · Posted at 16:02:04 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is fantastic
UncleGrabcock · 1 points · Posted at 17:31:01 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
yeah, we know. it's only a minute long and sucks and is a repost
HellenKellerSwag · 0 points · Posted at 17:46:01 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Repost city over here
geekisphere · 0 points · Posted at 21:41:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Somebody has WAY too much free time.
GamingTaylor · 2 points · Posted at 23:28:49 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
You for watching it
ItsTerroryaki · -1 points · Posted at 17:15:09 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It still says ourselves instead of myself. TRIGGERED
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 21:59:01 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
God I hated that fucking show
Casteway · -5 points · Posted at 00:40:01 on March 13, 2017 · (Permalink)
The show was stupid and this video is stupid.
[deleted] · -23 points · Posted at 14:56:09 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Mentoman72 · 49 points · Posted at 15:02:26 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
No, Zack was the chubby twin. They had a whole episode about how terrible his eating habits were.
[deleted] · 36 points · Posted at 15:18:18 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Drowned_In_Spaghetti · 2 points · Posted at 17:40:31 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
But I thought that was how everyone ate popcorn?
LucaHall · 3 points · Posted at 16:44:02 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah and Zack was only KIND OF chubby later on.
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 17:27:49 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
So just a terrible version of Richie Rich
Zhoull · 3 points · Posted at 20:37:28 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Richie Rich is like the terrible version of this show.
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 18:00:47 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
A very narcassictic theme song
poetpir8 · -2 points · Posted at 18:12:46 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
who let them be on tv?
QwertyCody · -2 points · Posted at 21:04:10 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
I take offense to this video! ;(
paranoid_giraffe · -2 points · Posted at 21:35:44 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
/r/repostsforkarma
alt-f4-fixes-all · -4 points · Posted at 17:23:15 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Dylan credited multiple times? WTF?
Funnyguy_777 · -11 points · Posted at 22:13:54 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
this show is dumb and for young kids!!! go watch some adult stuff, BTW I recommend doing a IQ quiz because some retards like to bully me :/
please don't downvote me
Phiko73 · -6 points · Posted at 21:10:42 on March 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Should have done something with a show someone actually cared about