Iโm just a random one, well not just random, a little swede as well. I donโt think Iโm a grand dad as well, but if I was there would be extra chromosomes involved.
SargeZT ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 08:02:53 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The better way to say this is 'Leave your mom out of this.' Or 'Leave OP's mom out of this.' It's more quietly brilliant and less expected (I mean, ya mom jokes are already obvious but like, less so)
YSbakker ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:10:19 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen it before. I'm sure lots of others haven't either. So on behalf of all of them, I would like to apologise for not memorising the fucking internet.
OnlyHanzo ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 13:37:00 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is reposted about once a week in multiple subs tbh...
skix_aces ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 08:18:13 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The mods deleted all the posts but one, because they thought the sub was getting too mild. They wanted to go back to their roots, and only allow quality content in which people are actually murdered by words, not just a lame roast.
seanlax5 ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 11:16:22 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And, since this is Reddit after all, it has since been flooded with Instagram memes and random comebacks to Donald Trump's tweets.
Maybe insults that are actually good instead of lame quips.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:40:06 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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-SagaQ- ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:37:43 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I had no idea what Swatting was until yesterday. Absolutely maddening. 1) I can't believe people do that. 2) Now the swat and police guys have to question the scenario they're walking into/up to even more than they did before.
kk_alt ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:59:08 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now the swat and police guys have to question the scenario they're walking into/up to even more than they did before.
Which might be a good thing if they shoot the first person to open the door in a claimed hostage situation. Even if that hostage situation was real, that person might be one of the hostages.
-SagaQ- ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:00:34 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
True.. however, I imagine it's a high stress job even without idiot prank calling kids =\
The ciliates are a group of protozoans characterized by the presence of hair-like organelles called cilia, which are identical in structure to eukaryotic flagella, but are in general shorter and present in much larger numbers, with a different undulating pattern than flagella. Cilia occur in all members of the group (although the peculiar Suctoria only have them for part of the life-cycle) and are variously used in swimming, crawling, attachment, feeding, and sensation. All behavioral patterns are coordinated by signaling processes.
Ciliates are an important group of protists, common almost everywhere there is water โ in lakes, ponds, oceans, rivers, and soils.
It was at this moment I reached the conclusion...I need to check PennDOT's website to see if the license plate sequence "LOLNICE", or an alphanumeric lookalike, is available...
You made me realize what subreddit I'm in. Good stuff.
SocranX ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 07:22:31 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, you just brought a sub with literally 10 posts to the front page of r/all.
๐๏ธ DumbassJ ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:27:19 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Since this subreddit was the top comment of a post in r/murderedbywords that hir r/all i realized i could pull this off and also grow this from a dead sub!
It's all about the timing!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:56 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ DumbassJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:39 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No problem! I also linked the sub in a rising post as well for hopes to get another post onto the front page.
I have lots of great content that would fit here and i gotta get my karma fix somehow.
Also let me know if you need some more mods, i can really help grow the subreddit and deal with extra moderation as well.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:46:03 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think I have more chromosomes than either of them, because I just spent the last 5 minutes looking through the comments for an explanation before I realized this wasn't /r/murderedbywords.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:06:04 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone wondering this is a comment on a video of a YouTube channel called โDantehโ. All the channel is is just Minecraft pvp and the community is toxic and pretty dumb honestly.
Thatโs why I said pretty much. Klinefelterโs is one of the rare examples (along with triple X) where extra chromosomes donโt make you retarded or dead. Itโs like like the results of those situations are desirable anyways though.
TheLordB ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:41:04 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There are a few that don't. Having XXY for example is nonfatal in fact a person with it might not even realize it though they do suffer from some issues including infertility. See klinefelters.
Klinefelter syndrome (KS) also known as 47,XXY or XXY, is the set of symptoms that result from two or more X chromosomes in males. The primary features are sterility and small testicles. Often symptoms may be subtle and many people do not realize they are affected. Sometimes symptoms are more prominent and may include weaker muscles, greater height, poor coordination, less body hair, breast growth, and less interest in sex.
Down syndrome (DS or DNS), also known as trisomy 21, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of chromosome 21. It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability. The average IQ of a young adult with Down syndrome is 50, equivalent to the mental ability of an 8- or 9-year-old child, but this can vary widely.
The parents of the affected individual are typically genetically normal.
Having wrong number of chromosomes is typically fatal(fetus dies before being born), but in some cases the fetus is born. Usually what ends up happening as a result though is some sort of retardation, and especially mental deficiency is very common.
It depends on what exactly went wrong though. Like, having an extra X chromosome is afaik one of the less severe scenarios, where person can easily be mistaken for someone with normal chromosome count.
In most cases, humans with additional chromosomes never amount to anything more than a lump of dead cells or die before or shortly after birth.1 The medical term for this condition is polisomy. Some variants of polisomy can result in viable life but with severe disabilities, e. g. trisomy of chromosome 21 results in Down syndrome.
1 In which case the statement in the post would quite literally be suicide.
A trisomy is a type of polysomy in which there are three instances of a particular chromosome, instead of the normal two. A trisomy is a type of aneuploidy (an abnormal number of chromosomes).
Down syndrome
Down syndrome (DS or DNS), also known as trisomy 21, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of chromosome 21. It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability. The average IQ of a young adult with Down syndrome is 50, equivalent to the mental ability of an 8- or 9-year-old child, but this can vary widely.
The parents of the affected individual are typically genetically normal.
I work at a youth military academy, 16-18 year old kids.
I was getting my platoon outside and into formation so that we could march to chow and one of the kids runs back inside because he had forgotten his hat, which is part of their uniform. After about 20 weeks of being there, his hat was a sad, dirty, ripped up mess.
He looked at it and says, "Aww man, my hat is missing a chromosome."
Another cadet replied with, "No, you're missing a chromosome."
The kid with the shitty hat replied, "No I'm not! I got extra!" and then ran out to formation.
I couldn't laugh about it then, being a stone faced platoon sergeant and all, but I definitely had a good chuckle thinking about it after shift.
Fun fact: this exchange was actually made by a person with a chromosome disorder. That commenter actually does have more chromosomes.
Source: like honestly i can't remember but i read this comment thread when it was made and i learned more about it then but that was straight up 2-3 years ago so i forgot ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Yeah,and? They arenโt those other things, theyโre humans. And humans that have extra chromosomes tend to be retarded with the exception of kynfelters(sp?) syndrome and perhaps a few others but still suffer many negative consequences. Thats the joke.
slashing164 ยท 4744 points ยท Posted at 03:33:35 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is pure gold
SargeZT ยท 1265 points ยท Posted at 07:43:44 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
In the sense that it was minted years ago and keeps getting passed around?
DontCryBaby__ ยท 866 points ยท Posted at 07:49:00 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds exactly like your mom.
L1QU1DF1R3 ยท 259 points ยท Posted at 07:57:58 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
She is stored in a vault for years and occasionally brought out briefly to touch, and in hard times might be sold off?
123_Syzygy ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 08:02:27 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom sounds like a used Xmas tree.
Stevemacdev ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 10:14:02 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No thats your grandmother.
SH4D0W0733 ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 10:19:26 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What if I told you they were one and the same?
Lord_of_hosts ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 10:42:14 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say you have more chromosomes than me for sure
bimbles_ap ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:49:40 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Roll tide.
Stevemacdev ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:31:12 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I mean at least she's a useful vegetable.
ColoneISanders ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 09:12:57 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/zNP85pW.gifv
u-ignorant-slut ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:39:42 on January 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Saving this for future use lol
BoomChocolateLatkes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:09:29 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, and MY DAD
RandomSwedishDad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:35:23 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm just a random one, well not just random, a little swede as well. I donโt think Iโm a grand dad as well, but if I was there would be extra chromosomes involved.
SargeZT ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 08:02:53 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
She is hard and shiny, so yeah, pretty much
Monte_Piethon ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:32 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The better way to say this is 'Leave your mom out of this.' Or 'Leave OP's mom out of this.' It's more quietly brilliant and less expected (I mean, ya mom jokes are already obvious but like, less so)
YSbakker ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:10:19 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean? This happened 17 hours ago
cunninglinguist96 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:10:03 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโve never seen it before.
SargeZT ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:13:58 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And I have. How do we proceed?
Really though, I saw this posted like 5 years ago. I'm happy you saw it today, but I was making a joke.
420throw666 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:38:42 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man, don't you see in the photo it says 17 hours ago
MonkeyTitty ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 08:32:38 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
r/gatekeeping
SargeZT ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 08:41:05 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As ironic as this is, I don't think you understand what that sub is for.
Draws-attention ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 09:22:22 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/gatekeeping
SargeZT ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 10:00:33 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I definitely had that coming.
Draws-attention ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:26:14 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
๐
Sir_Mitchell15 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:11:58 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You win
TrumpWonSorryLibs ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 09:43:19 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
it's pure repost
I_chose_a_nickname ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 12:29:20 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen it before. I'm sure lots of others haven't either. So on behalf of all of them, I would like to apologise for not memorising the fucking internet.
OnlyHanzo ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 13:37:00 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is reposted about once a week in multiple subs tbh...
Anonymoose4123 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:26:29 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody fuckin cares
TrumpWonSorryLibs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:39 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
apparently you do o repost defender of the universe
SirBeethoven ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:25 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Gold has atoms... not chromosomes :P Iโm messing of course. But on the topic of gold... does it have chromosomes? 0.0
totemair ยท 766 points ยท Posted at 06:02:01 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now this is a subreddit I can get behind
[deleted] ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 07:23:14 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Bleus4 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 11:38:00 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Like your mom
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 11:54:22 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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OMGitsEasyStreet ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:11:47 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me
Bleus4 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:45:13 on January 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm, touchรฉ ยฏ\(ใ)/ยฏ
dickshapedpopsicle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:39:27 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I too like to laugh at people.
tfdom ยท 147 points ยท Posted at 07:13:04 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I hope this sub faces the same existential crisis as /r/MurderedByWords
DontCryBaby__ ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 07:52:50 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
what happened there?
skix_aces ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 08:18:13 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The mods deleted all the posts but one, because they thought the sub was getting too mild. They wanted to go back to their roots, and only allow quality content in which people are actually murdered by words, not just a lame roast.
seanlax5 ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 11:16:22 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And, since this is Reddit after all, it has since been flooded with Instagram memes and random comebacks to Donald Trump's tweets.
I_chose_a_nickname ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 12:31:05 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck did they want? Texts that encouraged suicide? what?
Ymir_from_Saturn ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 21:38:28 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe insults that are actually good instead of lame quips.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:40:06 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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-SagaQ- ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:37:43 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I had no idea what Swatting was until yesterday. Absolutely maddening. 1) I can't believe people do that. 2) Now the swat and police guys have to question the scenario they're walking into/up to even more than they did before.
kk_alt ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:59:08 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Which might be a good thing if they shoot the first person to open the door in a claimed hostage situation. Even if that hostage situation was real, that person might be one of the hostages.
-SagaQ- ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:00:34 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
True.. however, I imagine it's a high stress job even without idiot prank calling kids =\
Adding more stress, just because entitled brat. .
Seems like it should be pretty upsetting.
randpaulsdragrace ยท 1731 points ยท Posted at 06:03:45 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Too many chromosomes, NEXT!
DoC_Stump ยท 418 points ยท Posted at 06:20:59 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't I see these more? This is the best meme.
[deleted] ยท 291 points ยท Posted at 07:24:46 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs still fresh thatโs why, NEXT!!!
ELFAHBEHT_SOOP ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 13:22:44 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not by next week, NEXT!!!
DS2794 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 07:39:47 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hey genuine question, whatโs that green icon next to your name? Been seeing it all around Reddit lately
upuuyt ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 07:45:03 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It means that today is his reddit birthday, which is often referred to as cake day.
DS2794 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 07:53:26 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs dope! Thanks for the answer
upuuyt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:02:44 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No problem! Glad I could help.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:39 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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DS2794 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:01:26 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I know I canโt believe I missed that opportunity to flaunt around
maxreverb ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 09:00:11 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Green tho? I see a brown and yellow piece of cake.
CrispyChinClub ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:10:22 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Night mode is probably on
Edit: maybe not i switched between the different themes and the cake is green in them all. So idk why your cake is different.
electronicdream ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:12:13 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://emojipedia.org/shortcake/ is used on the reddit website.
Are you using an app?
howivewaited ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:55 on May 23, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Emojidex or whatevers cake is ugly af
Doip ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:08:42 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
he's desktop you're mobile
FamousButNotReally ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:18:29 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My cake is blue. Using tree theme.
polyesteravalanche1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:01 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oohhhh... I kept thinking it was an open envelope. Now I see itโs a cake slice!
KreaHS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:43 on May 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Happy cake day!
polyesteravalanche1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:38 on May 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Awwwwww! Thank you!!! โค๏ธ
Physgun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:47 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
are you colorblind? for me it's red, yellow and brown.
SirDashinglyAwesome ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:10:09 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Where is this mรชme from?
tooth_hurt-y ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 08:46:53 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/7kqzb9/church_lady_asks_the_community_facebook_group_to/?st=JBUJ7Y3K&sh=b5df6c85
biznatch11 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:14:13 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I thought maybe the Soup Nazi was making a come back.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 10:54:42 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, not the soup nazi, NEXT!!
cs399 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:59:18 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No blind people! NEXT!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:46:30 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Happy cakeday
Doip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:09 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Happy cake day
the_dyl_pickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:46 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Happy birthday
Lachlanj5 ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 07:19:33 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I need exactly twenty chromosomes NEXT!!!
coochiecrumb ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 07:27:40 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
STILL LOOKING?!!?
Bimpnottin ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 07:36:02 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
STILL LOOKING!!
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 11:47:04 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Don't need the attitude honey
qwertyfish99 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:45:39 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs for church
OstidTabarnak ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 08:47:47 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I've got 23 chromosomes. Maybe people will less chromosomes can carpool?
danillonunes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:38 on May 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You mean 23... pairs?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:12 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yim yum!
HookedOnOogaChaka ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 04:18:47 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This guy must be a cilated protozoa.
Edit: Since the wikibot didn't put the relevant bit in- tl;dr for those who don't know cilates have thousands of chromosones.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:00:55 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or a plant.
HelperBot_ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:18:52 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Gogo-R6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:53:10 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good bot
WikiTextBot ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:18:53 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ciliate
The ciliates are a group of protozoans characterized by the presence of hair-like organelles called cilia, which are identical in structure to eukaryotic flagella, but are in general shorter and present in much larger numbers, with a different undulating pattern than flagella. Cilia occur in all members of the group (although the peculiar Suctoria only have them for part of the life-cycle) and are variously used in swimming, crawling, attachment, feeding, and sensation. All behavioral patterns are coordinated by signaling processes.
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OstidTabarnak ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:49:00 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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abaddonissuperfly ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 04:39:36 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Jokes on you. He is not retarded, his mother was impregnated by advanced plant life.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/e/e5/Groot_Promo_Art_Decor.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140622014647
Hymental ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 12:51:35 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Isnโt that kind of the plot of Trigun?
94savage ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:41:15 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
... Was that really the plot? I watched some weird shit when I was a kid
DreamedJewel58 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:14:35 on April 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I never thought Iโd see a Trigun reference in r/suicidebywords
Hymental ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:11:08 on April 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man us weebs inhabit every part of the internet
NumbOfLife ยท 243 points ยท Posted at 03:18:43 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lol nice
Wedonegoofed ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 08:22:01 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It was at this moment I reached the conclusion...I need to check PennDOT's website to see if the license plate sequence "LOLNICE", or an alphanumeric lookalike, is available...
-edit- Hey look at that
Trek1812 ยท 180 points ยท Posted at 03:26:42 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Omg subbing to this sub for sure thx top by the hour setting
Royalflush0 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 09:56:24 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You made me realize what subreddit I'm in. Good stuff.
SocranX ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 07:22:31 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, you just brought a sub with literally 10 posts to the front page of r/all.
๐๏ธ DumbassJ ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:27:19 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Since this subreddit was the top comment of a post in r/murderedbywords that hir r/all i realized i could pull this off and also grow this from a dead sub!
It's all about the timing!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:56 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ DumbassJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:39 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No problem! I also linked the sub in a rising post as well for hopes to get another post onto the front page.
I have lots of great content that would fit here and i gotta get my karma fix somehow.
Also let me know if you need some more mods, i can really help grow the subreddit and deal with extra moderation as well.
FurryPornAccount ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 03:41:05 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lucky, I only have 47 chromosomes :(
LtChestnut ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 08:50:27 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Annnnd it's you again
-duvide- ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:46:30 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Je suis u/FurryPornAccount
ollobrains ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:18:47 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
chromezone hacking is big business thus days
SavvyBlonk ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:51:29 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is that where google makes their browsers?
ollobrains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:44 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
google add dna to their biobrowsers
fortgatlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:45 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I woke open in a bathtub full of ice in a Tijuana hotel once
northforthesummer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:36:39 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
When Mongo fights back!
MatthewGarland ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:50:43 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Danteh lmaooooooo
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:46:03 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think I have more chromosomes than either of them, because I just spent the last 5 minutes looking through the comments for an explanation before I realized this wasn't /r/murderedbywords.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:06:04 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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ladymoonshyne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:57 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How do you know she had turners?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:09:17 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The joke is just worded poorly but itโs obvious heโs suggesting the other dude lacks chromosomes rather than him having a surplus of them.
bobmarls ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:07:43 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think he somehow confused iq with chromosomes.
fortgatlin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:33:47 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He's got 140 chromosomes.
Slay3d ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:35:37 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to have an extra chromosome
t-u-r-t-l-e ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:58:29 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone wondering this is a comment on a video of a YouTube channel called โDantehโ. All the channel is is just Minecraft pvp and the community is toxic and pretty dumb honestly.
NoHaxJustNarwhal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:52 on June 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just gonna say that Minecraft pvp is so much fun, I love making people angry, itโs great! Also, danteh is a pro Overwatch player now
Clinton4Prison2020 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:27:52 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
At least he's self aware... Nah he's just that stupid.
Okaydonkay ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:57:11 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Someon please explain
Edit: Iโm confused about the orange 2 followed by 46?
ladymoonshyne ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 07:34:40 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much any situation where you have extra chromosomes means youโre retarded. See: trisomy syndromes
SUIIIllllIIlllIIIDE ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 09:38:26 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
does that mean if u have less chromosomes u are literally able to activate ur 3rd eye and float?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:55:31 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What if I get rid of all my chronosones except one? Will I unlock the 10% of my brain?
solovayy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:49:08 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not true at all. E.g. sex chromosomes disorders don't make you retarded. See Klinefelter syndrome for example.
ladymoonshyne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:10:01 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs why I said pretty much. Klinefelterโs is one of the rare examples (along with triple X) where extra chromosomes donโt make you retarded or dead. Itโs like like the results of those situations are desirable anyways though.
TheLordB ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:41:04 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There are a few that don't. Having XXY for example is nonfatal in fact a person with it might not even realize it though they do suffer from some issues including infertility. See klinefelters.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome
WikiTextBot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:41:15 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Klinefelter syndrome
Klinefelter syndrome (KS) also known as 47,XXY or XXY, is the set of symptoms that result from two or more X chromosomes in males. The primary features are sterility and small testicles. Often symptoms may be subtle and many people do not realize they are affected. Sometimes symptoms are more prominent and may include weaker muscles, greater height, poor coordination, less body hair, breast growth, and less interest in sex.
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ntuttle11 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 07:02:09 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_syndrome
WikiTextBot ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:02:20 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Down syndrome
Down syndrome (DS or DNS), also known as trisomy 21, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of chromosome 21. It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability. The average IQ of a young adult with Down syndrome is 50, equivalent to the mental ability of an 8- or 9-year-old child, but this can vary widely.
The parents of the affected individual are typically genetically normal.
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KapteeniJ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:23:09 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Having wrong number of chromosomes is typically fatal(fetus dies before being born), but in some cases the fetus is born. Usually what ends up happening as a result though is some sort of retardation, and especially mental deficiency is very common.
It depends on what exactly went wrong though. Like, having an extra X chromosome is afaik one of the less severe scenarios, where person can easily be mistaken for someone with normal chromosome count.
orbital_narwhal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:43 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
In most cases, humans with additional chromosomes never amount to anything more than a lump of dead cells or die before or shortly after birth.1 The medical term for this condition is polisomy. Some variants of polisomy can result in viable life but with severe disabilities, e. g. trisomy of chromosome 21 results in Down syndrome.
1 In which case the statement in the post would quite literally be suicide.
WikiTextBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:51 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trisomy
A trisomy is a type of polysomy in which there are three instances of a particular chromosome, instead of the normal two. A trisomy is a type of aneuploidy (an abnormal number of chromosomes).
Down syndrome
Down syndrome (DS or DNS), also known as trisomy 21, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of chromosome 21. It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability. The average IQ of a young adult with Down syndrome is 50, equivalent to the mental ability of an 8- or 9-year-old child, but this can vary widely.
The parents of the affected individual are typically genetically normal.
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[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:53 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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TheThingofNouns ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:02:17 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You know wrong.
The_Joker_Boy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:05:27 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, my bad
UFuckingMuppet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:45:22 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it counts if the person is joking.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:11 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:42 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I read it like he was saying the dude had less then normal amount of chromosomes
toolymegapoopoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:36:56 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
About to respond...realizes dude doesn't know what a chromosome is...feel bad...end thread.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:22:25 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
one less than you, obviously
dahope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:43:45 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, more upvotes than the subreddit has subscribers. How often does that even happen?
forthebrightlord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:39:44 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yikes, should someone tell him?
Docphilsman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:56 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I will always laugh at this no matter how many times I see it
NotHonkyTonk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:47:56 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"I have the most chromosomes of any person ever. Believe me there's never been anyone with more chromosomes than me" -Donald Trump probably
MildlyFrustrating ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:14:10 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Where the hell did this sub come from? Huh. Well, Iโm in!
kiblick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:25 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
More or less, doesn't matter
Dolphineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:50 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
holy fucking christ my sides.
phornhub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:46 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I read the subreddit as r/murderedbywords and was mindfucked for a while.
grendel54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:12 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
47
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:05 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Btw 3124 subbed 3223 online.
Good that subreddits don't get hugged to death
ArditeKnight37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:55 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Profile Picture checks out.
FLiX06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:27 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What more can you expect from a person with a Minecraft profile picture?
Broken-Butterfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:16 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations...
TweektheGeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:36 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I work at a youth military academy, 16-18 year old kids.
I was getting my platoon outside and into formation so that we could march to chow and one of the kids runs back inside because he had forgotten his hat, which is part of their uniform. After about 20 weeks of being there, his hat was a sad, dirty, ripped up mess.
He looked at it and says, "Aww man, my hat is missing a chromosome."
Another cadet replied with, "No, you're missing a chromosome."
The kid with the shitty hat replied, "No I'm not! I got extra!" and then ran out to formation.
I couldn't laugh about it then, being a stone faced platoon sergeant and all, but I definitely had a good chuckle thinking about it after shift.
Virgindognotreally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:48 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is that sub the shitty version of murdered by words? Because it seems like.
Also what's up with these weird comments that read like paid Amazon reviews?
C-Gi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:12 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this is almost romantic, that's how good it is
xXGIMpL0rdXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:37 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Liquid-02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:06 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Don't let any extra chromosome get you down.
RandomExcess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:11 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I am down with this
monkey103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:15 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
he played himself
NorthernSpectre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:01 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
for sure
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:34 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that's hilarious, subbed!
aaronbristow1239 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:06 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
r/deepfriedmemes get on this already
Arauder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:42 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Classic.
Doeminus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:25 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. Someone explain?
ladymoonshyne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:11:46 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you have extra chromosomes and you arenโt dead youโre probably retarded.
Karl_DavidH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:11 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Swedes have heard this before ๐
Verellic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:49 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
For SURE, KID!
extremotolerant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:55 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
For reference, the guy replying to the first comment is called Danteh, and he's arguably one of the best Minecraft players out there.
matis159 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:25 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Best self-roast of 2017
BunnehZnipr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:39 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Today on "how to launch a sub reddit"...
Mixed_Opinions_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:10 on January 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ok but you're all missing the context here, IIRC these are two minecraft youtubers who are friends and joke around
outlaw393 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:06 on January 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"And I wear a really cool helmet too! Keeps me from bumping my head when I'm busy licking bus windows!"
graustanding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:50 on February 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh boy.
uncerced ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:41 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If the one person had Turner's syndrome (only one X), then he could be saying he has the normal 46. Or he could be could be XXY and just have man tits
Something_Syck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:40 on April 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When you don't understand the question but try to make a witty comeback anyway
grayecho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:27 on April 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Paristrife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:12 on May 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that a pro Overwatch player? Danteh I think?
mengerspongebob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:29 on June 28, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is the last comment on this post
jimmboilife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:22 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A much better solution is using Ostriches to run on treadmills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj4cArZxGpI&t=6s
They can grow 3X as fast as a chicken and produce 18X the power.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:32:35 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How big are their talons though?
xdeskfuckit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:03 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, what?
Kaerell9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:59 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is that a link to a six minute long video on the evolution of Jewish intelligence?
...Why?
jimmboilife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:18 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/overlay=temp/orthographic=-97.40,42.34,929
CHAOSHACKER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:06 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Does this count as suicide?
pendulumofmoodswings ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:25 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Subbed
GnarlyBellyButton87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:47:10 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dubbed
ODankestOne ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:52:04 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Rubbed
NoticedGenie66 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:32:05 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Snubbed
Auctoritate ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 10:45:24 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: this exchange was actually made by a person with a chromosome disorder. That commenter actually does have more chromosomes.
Source: like honestly i can't remember but i read this comment thread when it was made and i learned more about it then but that was straight up 2-3 years ago so i forgot ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
ReadyToCamp ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:56 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Heโs gotta respond with something like, oh youโve definitely got more of number 21.
jfree83 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:01 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
REEEEEEEEEEEEPOST
Real_Gluesticky ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 10:12:40 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There are a lot of things with more chromosomes than a human :-\
forcrowsafeast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:28:45 on December 31, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah,and? They arenโt those other things, theyโre humans. And humans that have extra chromosomes tend to be retarded with the exception of kynfelters(sp?) syndrome and perhaps a few others but still suffer many negative consequences. Thats the joke.