Man I remember few years ago when my dad came out of the bathroom & really casually told me โhey I left you 20 dollars in the bathroomโ & my young ass ran to the bathroom only to be greeted with the worst stench my nose has endured to this day. I will soon do it to my future children.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:45:04 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking hate how my dad shits. He picks up his shitty ass and sits on our sink and manages to wash his ass out. We literally got him an add on bidet for Christmas years ago that he doesnโt use. Sometimes there will be shit drops on the mat/carpet thing. Iโm not even kidding I hate it so much.
I was already laughing and went into overdrive at the pube on the toilet seat
mmbga ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:16:53 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is a perfect visual representation of the bathroom at my work. We have 2 restrooms and only 3 people on staff at a time, me, my male boss and the female cook. SHE SHITS 10 GODDAMN TIMES A SHIFT so the ladies room ALWAYS smells like her Taco Bell from the night before. Iโm gonna start using the menโs room.
I thought that the fan in bathrooms was exclusively used for smells because of my dad and when somebody told me they used it to reduce mirror fogging from hot showers I was FLOORED
El_Bistro ยท 305 points ยท Posted at 20:15:25 on May 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
And your dad thinks itโs fucking hilarious too.
SuperEdgeLorde ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:09:02 on May 6, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
i thought i was the only one
Stevedude55 ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 20:25:42 on May 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
And then your dad laughs at you while you suffer
Inflames811 ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 21:57:48 on May 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The log got me ๐
mcman12 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:04 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*
Yes laughed out loud!
Imperator_Crispico ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 08:07:35 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I too "lmaod"
sandwichmaterial3 ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 01:56:41 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Man I remember few years ago when my dad came out of the bathroom & really casually told me โhey I left you 20 dollars in the bathroomโ & my young ass ran to the bathroom only to be greeted with the worst stench my nose has endured to this day. I will soon do it to my future children.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:45:04 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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bernalbec ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:49 on May 6, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Fresh baked bread or garlic bread also works
[deleted] ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 19:35:18 on May 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*
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aew360 ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 01:05:26 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
โIโm a simple man I eat BBQ and steak every evening for supper! I donโt eat veggies, I ainโt no rabbit!โ
overthinkinoverdrive ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:30:48 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
"but, you know, pigs are omnivores"
JizzBeast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:19 on May 6, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Weโre exclusively a meat and cheese family here son!
Zet_x ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:21:05 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I am gonna put my money on the diet
whenuwalking ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 21:26:23 on May 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That shower thing is so accurate.
JustLetTheWorldBurn ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 02:11:24 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It's even worse when the stink permeates the steam in the air, makes you feel like you're not even getting clean during the shower lmao
wayne2087 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:38:10 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
Exciter79 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 01:03:35 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't go in there for 25-35 min"
Peter_Cox-Johnson ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:24:41 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
โDonโt nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open a window...โ
theafonis ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:16:05 on May 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Funny as hell op, good job ๐
GimbyKoala ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 01:06:56 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking hate how my dad shits. He picks up his shitty ass and sits on our sink and manages to wash his ass out. We literally got him an add on bidet for Christmas years ago that he doesnโt use. Sometimes there will be shit drops on the mat/carpet thing. Iโm not even kidding I hate it so much.
laurenwince ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 04:52:14 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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Black_Joey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:16:45 on May 7, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
How do I delete someoneโs elseโs comment
Crazy_Crow ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:54:46 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Delete this.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:02:52 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Bleghhh
tree_dweller ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:39:05 on May 6, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Bro WHAT
AnalFootCake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:40:17 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Huh? Has he not heard of a shower?
Massive_Bereavement ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:58 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
oh god
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:22 on May 26, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What. The Fuck. Did I just read?
whoinventedclown ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:03:07 on May 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god the shower
HorrorMoviesYEET ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:57:08 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Mom: MICHAEL! USE THE AIR FRESHNER AFTERWARDS YOU BOMB THE BATHROOM AND IT LINGERS FOR HOURS!
Dad, surprised: whaaaat? My poops smell like fresh baked chocolate cookies
Nws4c ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:05:32 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
no thats my mom
JustLetTheWorldBurn ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:12:44 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I was already laughing and went into overdrive at the pube on the toilet seat
mmbga ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:16:53 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is a perfect visual representation of the bathroom at my work. We have 2 restrooms and only 3 people on staff at a time, me, my male boss and the female cook. SHE SHITS 10 GODDAMN TIMES A SHIFT so the ladies room ALWAYS smells like her Taco Bell from the night before. Iโm gonna start using the menโs room.
Crazy_Crow ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:55:39 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Air freshener only makes the place smell like fruity poop.
AlcoholicZombie ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:11:30 on May 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
My dad is dead, so he stinks in a different way.
Cum-Nugget ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:39:14 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Dab moment
stingraven ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:34:24 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that the fan in bathrooms was exclusively used for smells because of my dad and when somebody told me they used it to reduce mirror fogging from hot showers I was FLOORED
lizeyloo7787 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:28 on May 6, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
wait thatโs what itโs for? dude i had no idea
HeadieVedder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:26:31 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot the piss all over the floor
UserCheckNamesOut ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:41:41 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Add to this my dad's 2 cigarettes' worth of hotboxed smoke.
MoggTheOtherTwin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:42:05 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The little strands of hair on the seat are the worst
Krosusbeamhurts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:59:18 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Poo purri is a life saver! My boyfriend takes the worse shits and without it our whole downstairs will smell like ass
iSutoraikou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:06:45 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Neurotoxin 100.
makedaddyfart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:24:20 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Both dad shits and dad farts are mad stank (in a good way)
JerBear-x ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:51:06 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
???
Ripamon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:33:35 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You like sniffing them, don't you?
wutafu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:41 on May 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Your dad will probably die during his 50's if he keeps such diet.
buffal0s0uljah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:29 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
All of you need a second bathroom in your houses.
KriskovBiskov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:29 on May 7, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
WHEW, DON'T GO I THERE HAHA AMIRITE?
TharCrazyChipmunk18 ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 01:09:58 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A log in the bathroom!? HOW!!!??? XD
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:17 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*
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TharCrazyChipmunk18 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:59:05 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Din't call me that! >:(
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 06:13:24 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*
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Annjenette ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:21:37 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Surprise, some houses only have one bathroom.
borgortime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:44 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
damn so many downvoted it was just a question
mattied23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:24 on May 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Check your privilege