He truly was ahead of his time

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ LlamasAreLlamasToo ยท 26373 points ยท Posted at 09:38:28 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

fuckitdog-lifesarisk ยท 1757 points ยท Posted at 12:07:32 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"null" -William Shakespeare

LemonyFresh ยท 887 points ยท Posted at 13:34:16 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"2b || !2b"

mcJustWas ยท 567 points ยท Posted at 13:57:44 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

So... uhh... true?

smudgecat123 ยท 411 points ยท Posted at 14:24:27 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You are the first person to answer Hamlet correctly, great job!

Hilarious_Clitoris ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 15:39:46 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

So it's basically:

Hamlet(){
True
}

smudgecat123 ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 15:52:27 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I believe this is how Boolean values are defined in all programming languages, yes.

mcJustWas ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 22:11:52 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know what kind of bastardization of a language that is, what with the capital 't' in true, no semicolon, no function keyword, and uses brackets.

[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 06:30:19 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Nameguy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:53 on March 29, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
#pragma once
#include <stdbool.h>
#define HAMLET true
Phoenix_Sage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:32:50 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Basic

antonivs ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:05:27 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Basic has no braces. It would look like this:

Function Hamlet() 
  return True
End Function
no_turn_unstoned2 ยท -28 points ยท Posted at 16:10:52 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Bolean*

Extract ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:26:13 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

BOO

hencefox ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:15:07 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Judging by that guy's activity, he's a troll.

Don't feed him.

theAVP ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:20:46 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Jesin00 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:12:02 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Put 4 spaces at the start of every line to fix the formatting.

theAVP ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:43:28 on February 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks. I hate markdown.

Jesin00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:22 on February 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Also that way you don't have to skip every other line.

conspirator_schlotti ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:33:13 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You dropped this:

return

GinjaNinja32 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:58:27 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He might be in a functional language, you don't know!

hamlet() -> true.
Cheesemacher ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:03:07 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Nice program

ABC_AlwaysBeCoding ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:39:32 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Premature optimization

theAVP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:53 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

is the root of all evil

[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 16:31:38 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

+/u/CompileBot python3

to_be = bool("Maybe?")
print(to_be or not to_be)
CompileBot ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 16:31:54 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Output:

True

source | info | git | report

[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:32:08 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Checks out.

FabioGNR ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:06:36 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

+/u/CompileBot lua 

print(to_be or not to_be)
CompileBot ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:07:41 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Output:

true

source | info | git | report

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:24:20 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ha! Lua doesn't complain about undefined identifiers or somesuch?

I presume that means variables have a default value. Neat.

5225225 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:46:34 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Or it's so advanced that it will recognise that for any value of to_be, it will result in true. Some languages do that.

But undefined variables have a value of nil in lua, which is falsey. So it's 1.

IonTichy ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:24:52 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

+/u/CompileBot SPL 

        The Infamous Hello World Program.

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.


                    Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.

                    Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]

Hamlet:
 You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
 You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
 hero and thyself! Speak your mind!

 You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
 old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
 day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
 sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!

 You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
 between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.

 Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: The praising of Juliet.

[Enter Juliet]

Hamlet:
 Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
 black cat! Speak thy mind!

[Exit Juliet]

                    Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.

[Enter Ophelia]

Hamlet:
 Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
 bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!

 Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
 and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
 the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!

[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]


                    Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.

                    Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Romeo:
 Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
 difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
 mind!

Juliet:
 Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
 difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
 and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
 codpiece. Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.

[Enter Ophelia]

Juliet:
 Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
 furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!

Ophelia:
 Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
 difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
 your mind!

[Exeunt]
foxpeter ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:01:48 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

+/u/CompileBot C

#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("Hello World");
}
CompileBot ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:02:20 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Output:

Hello World

source | info | git | report

Dokpsy ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:09:30 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yes

mirhagk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:52:31 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Unless b is null and we're using SQL semantics

Xerotrope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:48 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

ifnull(Hamlet, true)

keithioapc ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 14:12:39 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Truer words were never spoken.

[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:27:28 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

DarkMio ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 14:52:09 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, Brudi, that doesn't work like that.

question = AbstractQuestionFactoryFacotry.BuildQuestionFactiry(AbstractQuestionFactoryFactiry.HAMLET, true).getInstance().buildQuestion()

BuildQuestion probably takes another enum anyway.

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:14:34 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

DarkMio ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:38:59 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

And the guys in IRC responded to you after 18 hours idling telling that the guy that wrote that doesn't contribute anymore and you're doing it wrong. Not how and why, just that you're doing it wrong.

ABC_AlwaysBeCoding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:42 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Just leave the Java space already

dmvaz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:14:04 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

As if reading Shakespeare isn't hard enough already..

liberulo ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:40:28 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

...syntax error? What kind of (software) expression is 2b? Identifiers can't start with numbers...

UnShame ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 14:48:12 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

bb || !bb

MikeOShay ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:16:36 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ey bb u wan sum fuk

At last, Shakespeare's true message revealed

SuchCoolBrandon ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:57:45 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ey bb u wan sum fuk or not ey bb u wan sum fuk, that is the question.

gremy0 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:49:18 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

TI-BASIC has implicit multiplication apparently

smokesick ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:48:01 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

2b is not recognized as an internal command

Nloveladyallen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:26:33 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

b could be a custom postfix operator

FabioGNR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:08:49 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Binary... but with 2's

OnPeutPasToutSavoir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:15 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Keep Calm and Learn Java.

RainbowNowOpen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:23 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Broaden your horizons. :-) Languages vary. Some have few restrictions on user-defined identifier naming. Forth would be one example.

For example, this is a valid definition in Forth:

: 2b ." or not 2b!" ;

It defines a new word 2b. In Forth, think of a word as a function or a variable -- it's something which gets evaluated or executed. In this case, when I evaluate 2b, it will print or not 2b!.

It's also likely that the preprocessor of some languages allows redefinition of symbols starting with a digit. CPP? #define 2b (0) -- not sure; I'd have to test that.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:28:49 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

0x2b | ~0x2b

Arcademic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:20:00 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That is the query

infinitemile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:45:07 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Nice one

PersonX2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:45 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

var question = 2b || !2b;

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:52:04 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

much ado about that

C0ltFury ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:52:15 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

To NaN, or not to NaN

denvit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:47:05 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

object reference not set to an instance of an object

WinterCharm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:44:41 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"Error 404" - The Bard.

thekiyote ยท 389 points ยท Posted at 12:17:09 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Sure, this is a well known quote from A Comedy of Errors

infected_scab ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 12:22:59 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'll call it A Comedy of Errors when I repost it.

DrobUWP ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 15:09:41 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'd upvote that

alonroz ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:14:52 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

And when he failed to repost, you've stepped in. Enjoy the karma!

ggrieves ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:16:55 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

His reputed lost works "404"

fekke ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:31:35 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I believe that 404 was by Edgar Allan Poe.

dbl_dbl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:26:35 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I think my software developers work for that comedy troupe

Nicksaurus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:44 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

A Comedy of Exceptions?

[deleted] ยท 533 points ยท Posted at 10:57:17 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Witch! Burn him!

mikekearn ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 11:11:25 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Build a bridge out of him!

Amish_guy_with_WiFi ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 13:32:43 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Only if he weighs more than a duck.

Zook024 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:53:46 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

FGHIK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:29:15 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

A witch! Burn him!

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:10:10 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

QuickSpore ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:19:52 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

More likely it's too much in date, the quotes are from 1975.

They're quoting the village witch scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

thekiyote ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:19:52 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

My favorite part of this scene is the subtle testing of the swallow and the coconut at the start

jpat14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:14 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Throw him in the pond!

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:34:35 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Make a book cover out of his skin!

CanniBallistic_Puppy ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 12:18:02 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

die("shakespeare has been burned");

TimbuFTZB ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:44:03 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

...roll for saving throw

ragingroku ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:56:04 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

20

Ashybuttons ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:04:15 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Half damage.

Skyway2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:39 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

we know where you live

firmkillernate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:59 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

sudo dd if=Shakespeare.iso of=/dev/sdb

llamanatee ยท 346 points ยท Posted at 12:03:24 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"Your subscription to BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com has expired"

SilasX ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:34:23 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Never understood why they quote ol Ben on that. He has much more insightful quotes.

TheJarcker ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:32:16 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Expected this reference. Did not disappoint.

spideyismywingman ยท 241 points ยท Posted at 13:37:58 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said, "you have reached the end of your free trial membership at benjaminfranklinquotes.com"

[deleted] ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 13:23:28 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Tolni ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 13:55:19 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

[talking about how the Civil War was about State's Rights]

markekraus ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 11:54:36 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of one of his better known quotes from Romeo and Juliet:

Using Parted is such sweet sorrow.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:15:19 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I use Parted... What do you use?

adamthedog ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:00:40 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

GParted

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:25 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Its basically the same thing though

adamthedog ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:24:34 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Except I'm not a filthy terminal peasant.

[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:10:47 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Your computer

paradox_djell ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:51:49 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

terminal

peasant

Pick one.

adamthedog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:44:00 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'd much rather use terminal than be a pure GUI peasant though.

cakejake1999 ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 12:05:15 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This part of hamlet always made me tear up..

arlinconio ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 14:09:58 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I wonder what a person from Shakespeare's time, or Shakespeare himself, would think of that sentence. They would recognise each individual word and also have a concept of abbreviations, but would get a very wrong idea about the meaning of the whole thing. Basically a mistake has been made and something can't be tied to a waiter?

Password_Is_hunter3 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:40:16 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah that would be confusing; IT personnel of the time period would have only been familiar with SNP

sprigglespraggle ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 15:20:53 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

If you have access to the OED from wherever you are (most university libraries have a subscription), you can look up the key words to figure out what an Elizabethan would have understood them to mean. I don't have access, but I am doubtful that "server" meant "waiter" at the time -- more likely, it was a piece of furniture or a tray on which plates were carried.

Abbreviations (such as Wm. for William) were relatively commonplace at the time due to the fact that virtually everything was written by hand and abbreviations saved a lot of time. Initialisms/acronyms, however, were much less common, though not entirely unheard of (think the INRI inscription on crucifixes).

The hypothetical Elizabethan might also be off put by the grammar, depending on the context. If a friend was telling him or her about the error, "hath" would be acceptable and probably preferred in place of "has."

NormalStu ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:34:05 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I always remember a show discussing language as a huge barrier in time travel. Shakespeare would know what a face and a book are, but have no concept of Facebook. This is pretty much the same thing.

Strazdas1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:50 on June 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

A facebook? Thats simple. Its a photo album.

Oh wait, shakespear was before that.

Yawehg ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:04:37 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

8/10 chance they won't be able to read.

Hobbes604 ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 11:59:52 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Alas, poor UNIX. I knew him, SQL.

Tiddernud ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 14:49:49 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The security of thine sockets art layered in error.

ochogiltrow ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:22:20 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Scene 1 act 2 -ftfy

s4m_sepi0l ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 12:49:08 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"This path does not exist." - William Shakespeare

Xelocon ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:19:15 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You've not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.

ChewbaccaHT ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:15:17 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"As in the words of Benjamin Franklin, 'Your free trial on benjaminfranklinquotes.com has expired.'" - Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack Horseman

analogkid01 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:51:53 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Shakespeare actually did invent a lot of words we still use today, like "cold-blooded," "mountaineer," and "TCP/IP."

leaderproxima ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:56:41 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is that from The Taming of the CPU? RAMlet? Or am I getting confused and it's from the missing play, Love's Labours WAN?

IpMedia ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:14:29 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Eat your heart out Nostradamus!

giant_pulsating_mind ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:39:46 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

[object Object] - Karl Marx, probably

DemandsBattletoads ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 11:59:08 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I hope that this is outdated nomenclature and they are not actually using SSL.

jpat14 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:39:37 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Despite being a misnomer, SSL is still generically used to refer to SSL/TLS.

ShinjoB ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:00:03 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

SSLv2 what horrors dost thou wrought?

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:16:03 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't TLS part of the SSL feature set?

DemandsBattletoads ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:43:53 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

SSL was the first encryption protocol for HTTP and was introduced in the 90s for Netscape Navigator. All versions of it have been broken. It was superseded by TLS, but we still say "SSL Certificate" as that was the original name.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:13:56 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I know what SSL is. I was just a little confused because you can use TLS using openSSL

DemandsBattletoads ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:34 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Many other libraries also implement TLS. OpenSSL is just everywhere, which is a little concerning.

aloofloofah ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:26:23 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He could have network connectivity problems.

MasterMachiavel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:34:05 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

'Shakespeare was a visionary and genius of literary works, a playwright of the highest order.'-Julius Caesar.

MajesticTowerOfHats ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:08:10 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is this a null exception i see before my eyes?

Diplomjodler ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:35:18 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Be thine sockets not secure, thine connection to thine buxom serving wench shall be imperiled.

FTFY

gringo4e ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:46:22 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I want too. How can I get such notifications? What app is this?

RayKing_Prime ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:05:08 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Me too! Sounds like a fun little thing to be part of your day.

gringo4e ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:51:07 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hope someone will hear us :)

YasserDjoko ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:39:30 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

My best guess is that it's a version of the FreeCodeCamp challenge to build a quote machine, but I'm not sure.

Here's an example.

sirjusticewaffle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:24:50 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: โ€˜Your free trial membership to benjaminfranklinquotes.com has expiredโ€™.

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:11:11 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

An error has occurred in SSL,

the layer encrypting links between your browser

and your web server, thus preventing a

secure connection from being made.

vmcreative ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:46:53 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

All these garbage coders out here that don't even observe pentameter best practices smh

pseydtonne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:12 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You solved my gripe: that it wasn't even iambic, let alone pentameter. You rawk!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:03 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ha. Yeah, I even dragged "connection" out to four syllables like the Elizabethans used to do with -tion words: con-nec-ti-on.

Beantownbrews ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:58:15 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The server doth protest too much me thinks.

SEND_NUDES1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:13:29 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

404 or not 404 that is the question

-onionknight- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:31 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

My favorite is 404 page not found. His mastery of words to combine tragedy and romance in one line.

ChickenFriedFresh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:48:50 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What a beautiful piece of history

collins1393 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:10 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Shakespizzle would shake his head at the error handling made in the ajax callback.

TryAgainIn8Minutes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:49 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

A truly wonderful and inspiring quote.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:41:29 on May 21, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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Disturbingly_Nice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:50 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

/r/accidentalcomedy

PM_ME_USSR_PICS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:52 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"Error 404"

Lord_Idiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:05 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

My favourite Shakespeare quote, I even have it pasted on my wall

MT_Flesch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:38 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

forsooth!

Rhotomago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:35 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Just another case of Shakespeare did it first, the zeroth law of trope examples.

vengefultacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:37 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"Shall I == thee to a summer.day()?"

oshaboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:09:04 on February 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You did it wrong.

I.compare(thee, summer.day);

5miteyMcSmitey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:05 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

There's a r/shittyaskreddit post in this, I just know it.

jman005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:44 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Well, softwaregore's finally on the front page.

aentropy75 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 14:05:03 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"Yolo fam"

-Shakespeare

Metalnakls ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 12:45:03 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could ever give a fuck." โ€“ William Shakespeare

IpMedia ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:17:28 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

http://i.imgur.com/zguuYvm.png

Metalnakls ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:35:19 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I lik this me gusta

Metalnakls ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 13:36:11 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Stop downvoting, plebs. This is the true

thememeofficer ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:36 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I is one agree

xgiovio ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 14:48:41 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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