Gillette ads + Reddit = smuggies

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ John_Old_Junior ยท 1313 points ยท Posted at 21:03:47 on January 15, 2019 ยท (Permalink)


rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 00:08:51 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I like this, very minimalistic drawing

CMDR-FusionCor3 ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 23:19:33 on January 15, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I like this art style of smuggie tbh. Fits with the simple design of them while looking interesting

good job OP

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ John_Old_Junior ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 23:24:09 on January 15, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Aww thanks

austinmonster ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 00:38:08 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

It's got the trifecta too - purple hair, huge glasses, and a total lack of secondary sex characteristics.

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:22:51 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

lack of secondary sex characteristics

Those bangs tho.

Pinksister ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 07:46:58 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I could never put my finger on why it bothered me so much when they call people "fragile," I'm not even a dude so why am I so rustled? Now I get it though. I'm annoyed at the hypocrisy.

Nomandate ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 12:34:00 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

They? You mean alt right retards? It is hypocrisy no doubt. They mock people for being fragile but are the whining-est bunch of weenies on the internet.

Itโ€™s not a bi-polar world even though disordered people see things in black and white. Normal people see reactionaries on both sides as big, huffy dufuses embarrassing themselves.

Sultan_of_Sass ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 14:24:06 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Lefties call people "fragile", the alt-right would probably just call someone a pussy or faggot tbh.

TotesMessenger ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:05:37 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

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TheyShootBeesAtYou ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:08:50 on January 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Bacon_Kitteh9001 ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 01:02:53 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of feminists will say they want a soft boy but will be choking on a dick on the very same day

Ultramegasaurus ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 05:47:24 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Same with BLM women who have a fetish for white boy Chads.

Black Panther in the streets, KKK in the sheets

Bacon_Kitteh9001 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 05:53:30 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Excuses for the doublethink include "He's one of the good ones" or "I can change him"

player-piano ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 01:24:06 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

We can be soft and still fuck lol

shrekter ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 02:38:41 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Is that what Mummy tells you?

MemoryLapse ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 01:27:52 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Lose weight, fatty.

lokibo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:50:04 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Soft boys arenโ€™t necessarily overweight.

RocketBoyKim ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:18:33 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I think its still too new of a term for everyone to understand, but now I can see how they think it means fat

shrekter ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:39:56 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s weak men attempting to take the sting out of being called a pussy.

samuraialien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:29 on January 19, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

It's not a new term at all.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:42:49 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:47:39 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Hey look, the Indian is back...

throwaway-qawsedrf ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:54:30 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

This guy's main account is u/GeorgeCostanzaTBone for anyone curious

weirdobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:00 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Why couldn't you be 400 pounds but with a 9 inch dick and giant thighs

shrekter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:07 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Because you arenโ€™t The Mountain.

weirdobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:18 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao

SomeAsshatOnTheWebs ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:07:59 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Wait what happened with the gilette ad? I see people talk about it but I don't know what the ad is about.

[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:21:09 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:10:38 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

that was half a great little ad about being a better man in the respectable sense as opposed to trailer trashy "yeah i don't listen to my wife and i'm perpetually pissed off in traffic TO SHOW DOMINANCE, YA LIBBY" and the other half was just "WHY WOULD YOU UNIRONICALLY GIVE THE YOUNG TURKS THAT MUCH SCREEN TIME YOU FR*ICKS!?"

i guess if TYT get to be a big universal news outlet, kArMiC bAlAnCe dictates that sam can get his show back, so it ain't all bad ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Žโœก๐Ÿ˜Ž

alexmikli ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:17:07 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Also the worst part. It was a razor ad that had a social message. Why did we need this?

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:26:36 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

it wouldn't've been so bad if they weren't so on the nose about "this kind of bad = this topical social issue. you can not be that kind of bad." quality razor and shaved face is synonymous with sleek business man, right? it feels dumb to bog down the whole thing with "yunno this thing? and this? what about this? yeah, you do." when it could've been a sleek and aesthetically pleasing to the point, a couple of clips of a dude standing up for others or something. the message thing itself isn't off the table though, amerikanos media diet is like 89% ads, so it's an effective way to push out a message.

guess that good boy points with libtards (xDDD) is that little extra "oomph" they needed to compete with those Harry's Razors guys.

that's my epic schlick hydro ad review, don't forget to like and subscride and use my discount code "CUM" to buy epic digital gamer razor packs ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:01 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

FR*ICKS

Fruicks?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:57:04 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

don't tell my mom about this one, but....

it's "Fricks".

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:48 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Reported for extreme profanity.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:03 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Thats it youโ€™re not invited to my Fortnite-themed birthday party

MexicanEmboar ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:28:10 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

profile picture is gargamel in the classic jew pose

God youโ€™re such a loser

Cauchemar89 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 13:20:51 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
HossMcDank ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 08:07:10 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

From the one that stalked a random stranger...

i_forget_my_userids ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:23:53 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Can't believe that's an actual commercial.

jdkeith ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:43:47 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Smuggie looks like Daria.

FuckTimBeck ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 02:19:53 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Knocked this out of the park. Great subject matter, great art. Thank you.

Jurderze ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:16:17 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Too much effort for a smuggie

[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:31:22 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Gillette ads???

[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:03:38 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0 Can't say I know much what this has to do with this smuggie but I do think it's pretty good smuggie, minimal text minimal drawing

[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 01:13:13 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Lol what a shitty belittling advert for men. Ill actively avoid them now.

Nomandate ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 12:36:19 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

MY FEELINGS ARE HURT AND MY LITTLE TUTRLE IS HIDING

HossMcDank ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:07:53 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Your name is fitting, seeing as you have no man to date.

Aren't you guys supposed to be against body shaming?

i_forget_my_userids ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:30:56 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Is that how you feel about anyone participating in a boycott, or just people who boycott for reasons you don't agree with?

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:51:30 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Sick burn bro, little turtle dank meme hiding, le epic dank maymay ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

EasedArmadillo ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 03:12:08 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I love it when we make a smuggie that nails leftists. They're usually uppity in this subreddit even though they can't smuggie, but whenever we have a good one, they scatter like the roaches they are

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ John_Old_Junior ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 03:29:17 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

They need someone to teach them how to smuggie

HardenYourHeart ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 04:56:20 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Teach me how to smuggie

Teach me-teach me how to smuggie

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:08:34 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

All the allies love me

All the-all the allies love me

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ John_Old_Junior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:47 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

They gon be REEEEin when they see you post that smuggie right

Gearski ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:29:48 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

problem is that the capacity for learning is a prerequisite for that.

Ultramegasaurus ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 05:46:15 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

They can't meme in general

Nomandate ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:01 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

These are a peak into the mind of the weenie alt-right. Who doesnโ€™t love them?

manint71 ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 09:52:19 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
HossMcDank ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 08:09:29 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

"The left can't meme? Yeah well...the right can't meme! Haha bet you never saw that sick burn coming!"

manint71 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:10 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

i didnโ€™t mean it as a โ€sick burnโ€, just stating my opinion

EasedArmadillo ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:08:40 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Lol, you're from Swedistan? No wonder you're disabled

manint71 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:48:26 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

lmao

DrunkyDog ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 11:04:21 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

You realize your counterpoint to what he said is "no u"? Except it was used unironically.

Mortys_Plumbus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:44:28 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I think thereโ€™s a smuggie about that. Leftie crosses our a word and repackages the smuggie.

MexicanEmboar ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 00:27:04 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Is this supposed to be the pinnacle of right wing humor. Yโ€™all literally just stole shit from /pol/ and made it severely unfunny because youโ€™re like 14 year old redditors who think their sense of humor is top tier because they watch pewdiepie and say the n word

Arilandon ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 15:48:06 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

None of what you're saying has anything to do with this smuggie.

MexicanEmboar ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 07:42:22 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Shut up beta

FPY2018 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 11:16:22 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

LOL how did you associate Pewdiepie with this? You're retarded.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ John_Old_Junior ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:05:01 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

NPC's just repeat words and names they hear

MexicanEmboar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:32 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

How does it feel being the weird kid in class?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ John_Old_Junior ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:10:19 on January 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Feels fine. How does it feel being a normal boring person?

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:28:47 on January 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I was kicked out of school because of my numerous mental disabilities that make it very difficult to talk to people. Checkmate.

Blastin-n-relaxin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:03:35 on January 19, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Doesnโ€™t xir know that pewds is a nazi?

MexicanEmboar ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 07:42:02 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Says the nigga who posts 24/7 in this subreddit everyday for validation. Lol fucking nerd

FPY2018 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:43:51 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

What were you trying to achieve with that comment?

MexicanEmboar ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 07:48:17 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

To point out youโ€™re a loser. Youโ€™re the exact type of people both Reddit and 4chan because youโ€™re so unfunny and leech off of other peopleโ€™s creativity. I read through all your โ€œsnugglesโ€ (god what a terrible name only a fucking 14 year could come up with that) and none of them are funny or have anything worth to say theyโ€™re just strawmans made by an edgy teenager who found out about /pol/ culture.

FPY2018 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:36:12 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Also, I agree smuggies is a stupid name, it just so happens all of the cool right-wing subs were successfully censored by liberals/leftists which I'm sure you celebrate.

FPY2018 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:34:31 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Your second sentence appears to be missing words and doesn't make sense.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ John_Old_Junior ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 15:04:01 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Literally none of that applies to me, you spergy leftoid retard

compilate_combust ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:18:08 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Shut up nigger.

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:31:58 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

MRS OBAMA

MexicanEmboar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:37:55 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*

You couldnโ€™t say that to a black man irl because theyโ€™d rock you but you say it behind a screen on Reddit.

Virgin

compilate_combust ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:33:17 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

The internet and real life are diferent so you don't behave the same way in both of them

Wow you must be some kind of genius.

MexicanEmboar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:21:11 on January 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Virgin

compilate_combust ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:46:12 on January 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Nigger.

MexicanEmboar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:11:54 on January 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Lmfao this is the only sub you post in itโ€™s your safe space

compilate_combust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:45 on January 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I post here because the rest of reddit is full of mentally challenged morons like you. Nigger.

MexicanEmboar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:04 on January 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

How would your dad feel if he saw these messages

compilate_combust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:37 on January 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing. He's not a pussy that gets offended by online comments. Funny you went for the dad line though, do you even know yours, fence hopper? Lmao.

MexicanEmboar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:20 on January 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Dumb racist canโ€™t even get stereotypes right. You know stereotype thatโ€™s for black people right? Not Hispanics. Seriously I doubt youโ€™ve interacted with a minority in your life. You probably get too intimidated lmao.

compilate_combust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:17 on January 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

You have to go back to Mexico.

MexicanEmboar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:28 on January 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Nah Iโ€™m staying here and thereโ€™s nothing you can do about it

compilate_combust ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:39:29 on January 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Bad hombre!

HelloJoeyJoeJoe ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 03:23:49 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I'm new to this sub, trying to figure it out. Is it a parody site, like are we mocking this like r/justneckbeardthings ? Or is it like a sub for people who can't get laid and are really mad about it?

alexmaniac22 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 03:31:03 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Its a sub for making fun of retards

HossMcDank ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 08:08:35 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Or is it like a sub for people who can't get laid and are really mad about it?

Now that you're here, I guess so.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ John_Old_Junior ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:28:20 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Sure

MicroCamel ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 03:47:44 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

We mock neckbeards, dykes, Nazis, and all other types of idiots. This one just happens to be a dyke.

RaulChamgerlain ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:23:52 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Nah we mock faggy lefties like you, then you come in and try respond, fail, and then claim a draw

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:25:23 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*

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RaulChamgerlain ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:50 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Weak xD guess thats another libtard owned! :

KevinOhSevenAmirite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:07 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Another libtard owned epically with facts and logic!

manint71 ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 09:51:22 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

mostly an alt right circlejerk. /r/smugideologyman is better

Arilandon ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:51:43 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I can't take a sub seriously that claims to be a humor sub but uses lame SJW phrases like "marginalized people" unironically.

manint71 ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 22:23:51 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

how is a SJW being bad

Arilandon ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:34:21 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

You sentence doesn't make any sense.

manint71 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:35:15 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

i realized that. what is bad about being an sjw?

Arilandon ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:48:03 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

They're lame and authoritarian.

manint71 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 01:53:37 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

iโ€™m an sjw, but iโ€™m more libertarian than authoritarian. i may be lame, but thatโ€™s not an excuse to demonize me

maskdmann ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 11:56:47 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œThis sub is such an alt-right circlejerk. Here, check out my leftist circlejerk instead.โ€

Gapaot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:24:55 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Eh, more circlejerks the better

hayastanempire ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 11:35:47 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Your sub is shit on every level lol

[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:07:09 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

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