Play classical gas!

🎙️ Nonpartialbigot · 4473 points · Posted at 15:22:04 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)


fuelvolts · 272 points · Posted at 16:33:09 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

It’s impossible to read the image without singing it in your head as Lisa.

SomeHighDragonfly · 151 points · Posted at 17:03:35 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

I know we're here to laugh and stuff but this song is a protest folk banger

BigFatUncleJimbo · 106 points · Posted at 17:10:40 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

And, it's Lenny-approved

Fafcity3000 · 45 points · Posted at 17:42:18 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Not Lenny!

getschwifty1988 · 34 points · Posted at 17:49:22 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

NOT LENNY!

Sgt_Colon · 16 points · Posted at 01:51:58 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Homer, for your bravery and skill we award you this ham, this plaque, this discount coupon book and my own personal thumbs-up.

edd6pi · 34 points · Posted at 18:28:48 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

I have a fantasy of leading a strike to create a union while singing that song.

NoneHaveSufferedAsI · 36 points · Posted at 18:52:34 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Oy, even your dreams are lame.

Burgher_NY · 33 points · Posted at 20:48:41 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Come gather round Springfeld, it high time ye learn

'bout a dastard named Sprungfeld, and his cromulent words

[deleted] · 20 points · Posted at 17:05:36 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Unpossible. It's pronounced unpossible.

ChiBears333 · 342 points · Posted at 16:29:34 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Oh my... this is the most cromulent of shitposts

el_coremino · 122 points · Posted at 16:38:41 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

I certainly feel embiggened by it.

[deleted] · 39 points · Posted at 17:02:56 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Chocotastic, or craptacular if you will.

SeeYouInHellCandyBoy · 14 points · Posted at 22:07:28 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

It sounds Poly-woly-crappy!

MachinaeZer0 · 11 points · Posted at 05:56:43 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

.... Woozle wozzle?

LordGopu · 12 points · Posted at 04:24:09 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Stop, my penis can only get so embiggened!

Lost_on_the_prairie · 3 points · Posted at 07:37:49 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

She's 8 years old.

MoreMartinthanMartin · 28 points · Posted at 17:05:56 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

It sure is Timmy. It sure is...

ghostalker47423 · 16 points · Posted at 17:40:13 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

I love shitpost sing-alongs!

Mind_Initial · 18 points · Posted at 01:07:42 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

The shitpost you want to touch, but you mustn't touchhhh

ChiBears333 · 12 points · Posted at 02:32:56 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Seeeeeexxxx Pooooower!

[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 02:52:21 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

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fgfuyfyuiuy0 · 9 points · Posted at 02:56:07 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Ok! Ok! Youre in the club. Just dont point that thing at me!

fudchuck · 14 points · Posted at 19:00:16 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

I pronounce it to be the most whimsical jape of the season!

WishOnSpaceHardware · 115 points · Posted at 16:58:18 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the virile stud I thought he was.

[deleted] · 43 points · Posted at 19:08:08 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Whoooopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop! Whoooopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop!

SnoxWasHere · 9 points · Posted at 22:28:22 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

homer lets out his inner zoidberg

fgfuyfyuiuy0 · 5 points · Posted at 02:58:22 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Alright Bart... how about we use the 10k dollars to surgically transform Skinner here into some sort of ..lobster-like creature?

"Wait a minute; I never agreed to that."

mental_reincarnation · 92 points · Posted at 17:07:03 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Get ready everybody. He’s about to do something sexual

RustyShaklefjord · 148 points · Posted at 16:43:57 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

This contest is over, give that man the 10000 dollars

🎙️ Nonpartialbigot · 73 points · Posted at 17:33:27 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

This isn’t America’s funniest home videos

Nakkitus · 73 points · Posted at 19:53:11 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

But the nudity! The oxygen tent! It works on so many levels!

_shaftpunk · 72 points · Posted at 17:14:18 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

I’m pretty sure that’s Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees and he’s literally stewing in his own sexual juices.

fickle_north · 101 points · Posted at 17:14:23 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

♪ Come gather round children, it's high time ye learned ♪

♪ 'bout a hero named Homer and a devil named Kurns ♪

Fafcity3000 · 51 points · Posted at 17:44:19 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

It’s Snrub, stupid!

cwfutureboy · 8 points · Posted at 07:18:40 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)*

Aowww. I’ve been calling him Krandle! Why didn’t anyone tell me?

God__freyJones · 37 points · Posted at 18:31:58 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

♪ Hey that’s a half truth, poor Homer not gladdened ♪

♪ Dramatization, may not have happened ♪

CrumptownCrips · 17 points · Posted at 17:52:35 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

oooo you word sing good

FuzzyGold · 26 points · Posted at 16:48:07 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Powerrrrrrrr

SniffCheck · 53 points · Posted at 16:48:47 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Dental Plan! Shitpost needs upvotes!

dashood · 23 points · Posted at 16:57:20 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

I can hear this shitpost

LightTrails · 60 points · Posted at 16:30:04 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Now do classical gas

[deleted] · -3 points · Posted at 16:34:01 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

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hope-this-anit-taken · 15 points · Posted at 17:07:52 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Fuck off anus

thalegend · 10 points · Posted at 17:48:30 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

“Hey, that’s a half lie!”

CommaDelimitedList · 12 points · Posted at 19:15:29 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Hey, that’s a half truth

ripelivejam · 10 points · Posted at 18:22:22 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

You made me the happiest man in Springfield, thank you

hobbitdude13 · 14 points · Posted at 19:39:18 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Not me friends, he's talking about himself! But thanks for shitposting!

guiltycitizen · 10 points · Posted at 20:36:09 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Now play Classical Ass

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 19:25:25 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Am I the only one who heard u/JuiceOne’s “Now do Sugar Sugar”?

cromulent-man · 6 points · Posted at 00:10:38 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

😙👌

this is art

Rivemont · 5 points · Posted at 12:34:30 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

I sleep in an oxygen tent for sexual powers, do you?

zaraishu · 5 points · Posted at 16:13:57 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

I'm rotating slowly in the oven with my wife.

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 19:41:50 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

This is my favourite one so far

TheCookieButter · 5 points · Posted at 00:20:00 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Now this is quality SimpsonsShitPosting. Getting too much real life influence lately rather than simpsons within simpsons within simpsons.

TabCompletion · 4 points · Posted at 05:11:31 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

They have the plant, but shitposters have sexual power

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 10:38:54 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Please tell people I sleep like this

PredatorAvPFan · 3 points · Posted at 22:36:55 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

I regret already giving away my award

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 23:17:46 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Am I the only one that remembers seeing this before? It has to be a repost.

Soloflow786 · 5 points · Posted at 16:45:32 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 16:57:08 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

If anybody was going to know of course it would be you. I knew it!

sleezyreezy · 3 points · Posted at 02:05:45 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Heeey that’s a half truth!

MathBusters · 6 points · Posted at 21:10:58 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

Your dishes will be lucky, and no pans will you scour, because Mr. Sparkle, has Awesome-a-Power!

🎙️ Nonpartialbigot · 1 points · Posted at 21:39:05 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

You will be banished to the land of wind and ghosts

chewbacca2hot · 2 points · Posted at 06:29:55 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)*

So good dude. I might make this into a t shirt. Can you post a pic of just one frame with no text? Or just the text in the bottom of 1 frame?

SmilesUndSunshine · 2 points · Posted at 21:39:50 on January 21, 2021 · (Permalink)

I've been singing this to myself for the past 11 days. I appreciate the varied prepositions you used. Thank you

🎙️ Nonpartialbigot · 2 points · Posted at 00:14:10 on January 22, 2021 · (Permalink)

To be honest. I have been too. Usually when I’m laying to for bed

dubstepsickness · 2 points · Posted at 15:18:51 on April 3, 2021 · (Permalink)

Hey that’s a half truth! A crisitunity!

GaIacticFaz · 2 points · Posted at 10:15:09 on October 26, 2021 · (Permalink)

This is one of the best things on this sub

ImurderREALITY · 2 points · Posted at 20:11:34 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

⛧ ⛥̸̧̢̢̡̢̨̨̢̢̛̘͎͕͓̝͖̗̪̠̬̥̙̺͕̰̥̪̰̰͓͇͚̜̝̠̣͍̖̦̜̜̯͚̪̥̲̜̰̲̼͙̭̤̘̳̯̝̩̥̟͇̏͐́̐̀̋̆̈̇̍́̐̊͐͛̃͐̀̅̈̀̈͆̉͗̒͆̉̄̌͐͒̚̚̕͜͜ͅͅͅ ̶̳̳̠̫̟̻͖̬̖̠̥̗̟͙̤͙̰̮̘̝̊͌͗N̶̨̡̗̗͇͖̯̯͓̣̮̲͇̗̣̖̞̣͉̘̟̗̳̝̭͇̘̭̙͋̌͌Ǫ̸̡̢̢̛̛̛̬̯̮̬̹̳͕̰͍͔͉̘̗̜͓͔̙̦͉͈͖̙̪̥̯̳̗͖̠̯̩̲̈́͆̉̿͐̏̂̀̏̉̈̔̓́̓͐͊̎̊̉̀̓̓̂͋̽̊̌͒̾͌̋̔̓́̒͛̀̋̽̀̄̉́̆͊̚̕̚͠͠W̶̜͚̹̥̼̠̤̍̎̃̽͊̈́̏̇͊̀̀̒͐͂̑͌̽̓̃̋̎̓͛̿͌͂͊͐͐͌͊̾̽̈́̓̊͆̂̌͑͛̓͋͗͐̌̍̅̕͘̕͜͝ ̶̧̛̜͉̝̟͇͎̱̯̹̫͍͌̂̈́̉͊̎͛͐̽̐̓̅̀͒̂͛̋̿͌̇͂̇̌̾͑͐͂̉̈́́͗̀̏͆́̍̒͗͛͗̇̔͑̌̏̉̄̓͐̈́̉̽̏̀̉̕̚͘̕̕̕̚͝P̴̢̛̛̥̬̰̬͖̦̳͗̇̅̓̓͊̾̎̾̍̋̆̉͗̎̈́͌̌͐̑̿̒̉̓̕͜͠͠ͅĹ̴̛̥̀̆͒̇́͆͆̒͆͒̉̍͑̓̐̂̑́̍̿̓̅͐̔̓̔̅͆̉́̅̊̎̏͋̈́͠͠͝͠͝Ą̴̨̢̢̝̖̥̫̥̦̤͓̦͕͕̩͍̦̗̣̖̘̘̞̦͙̝͈̘̜̦̙̼̘̪̝̝̱̫̞̝̙͉͓̦̙̝̤̙̝͈̣̻͊̍̃̽͆͂͊̑́͒͒̽͋̄̂̐͋̀̒́̉͂̓͛͐̌̽͐̍̃̑̐̐͂̏͗̚̕̕͜͜͝͝͝Y̶̢̫̼͓̥̝̜͚̟̙̙̘̼̗͎̯̬̞͚̩̳͇̦̫̝̣͍͕̌̋̒̎͋̈̉͌̊͋̍͂́͌̆̂̿̎͂̅̆͑͋̉̈́̆̿͋͝ ̸̨̡̢̡̢̢̨̖͇͚̟͍͍̝͉̼͙̘͔̗͎̼̺̗̱͈͍͕̖̱̻̥̝̙͙͚͈͎̝̭͕̣̳̲̰͚̹̰̣̮͖͇̥͍͙̞̯̱͉̩̼̭̖̝̰͈̐͒̄͂̈́̄̀̏̈́̌͑̒̈̔͒͌͑̾̀̆͋̑̈́̾̒̇̽́̎͑́͐͠͝C̷̨̧̹͕͓̞͎͈͖̤͎̺͖͓͔̬̖͑͛̉̊͌͑̎̈́̿͐͊̒̎̔͂́̈͒̄́̏̒̈́̐́͒̀̎͆̅́̾̐̈́́̌͒̈́̐̐̚̕͘͘͘͠͝ͅͅL̸̡̢̧̢̨̡̛̥̠̫̫̤͕̩̻̗͖̠̙̺̬̳̩̼̞̥̲̘̯̯̯͉̦͈̪̘̫̝̘̲͍̱̼̝͔̭̈͒̌̉͐̉̏͗͆̄͜͝ͅÄ̶̛͖̫̭̖̗̹̭̙̲̫͖͎̬͎̭̹́̍̑́͒͐̃̌͗̆́̊̃̎͗͋̔͌͆͒̌̈́̉̂́̾̾́͋̓̓̋̈́̾͒͘̕͝͠͝Ş̷̡̧̡̡̡̢̡̡̧̛͉̹̫͓͉̯̮̝̞̦̰̖̲̤̠͓͎̩̦͓͍̤̠͈̘͔̘̬̰̤̣̦͎̯͇͍̹͙͙̄̊͌̀̒̕͜͝͠Š̷̡̨̧̡̢̢̧̰̝̗̘̹̯͖͕̞̹̺̼̤̞̬͖̫͖̮̗͇̠̥̘̙̳͖͓͎̗̮̘̫̣͚͇̟̳̳̼̣͚͈͔̘͓͆̿̂̄̃́̑̀͊̽̇͊̓͌̃͗̊͊̓̉̔́̀̆̒́̉͘̕̕̚̚͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅI̵̢̨̨̨̤͎͓̦̯͔̞̰͙̟͓̲̮̺̪̬̲̬̣͉̥̲̹̙͍̠͍͖͉̘͓̳͙͍̹̖̠̱͔̹̿̀̓̒̋͐͗̎͌̊̓̎̓̓̽̎̉̽͌͒̍̅̒̆̉̿͊̇͜͜͜͝͠ͅÇ̴̡̡̛̛̭͇̠͚̬͖̯̰̠̭͖̲̦̤̦̩̱͖̄́́͋͂͒͋̒͂͊̐͑̅̿͋͂͆͛̽̃́́̈́́̋̂̔͆́̽̅̑͠Ȃ̵̡̨̧̨̡̧̡̛̛̛̛̰̠͎̖̲̟̥̼̹͎̜̞̖͚̫̲͙̰̥͙̪͇̪͓̞̝̱̣͕͔̣͇̜̮̘͎̺̩̤̦̪̭͙͕̖̮͍͗̽̆͛̽̅̀̒̊̽̆́́̂́̏̋̚̕̕͘͠͝͠ͅͅL̸̛̛̮̼̗̱͇̘̬͍̥̫͕͙̬̝̼̬̭͍̉͌͆͋̈́̒́̋̌̓͐̾̽̆̐͑͂̈́̂̌̈̇̈́̎͊͂͐́͆͌͘̚͘͘͠͝͝͝͝͠ ̴̢̧̡͇̬̪̼͎̺͍͕͕̱̤̦̤̳͉̘͚͕͇͈̥̦͙̪͇̞̖̭̗͕̰̘͕̙̘͕̱̓͒͂̓̽͝G̶̬͔͕͇̱͓̝͇̜̦͒̌́̇̒̒͐̈̓̃̓̈́͆̉À̵̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̺̜̯̲͇̬̯̝̟̺̥̘̖̰͕͕̤͉͎̩͓̞̗͖̯̘͇̳̭̼͙̱͕͕̽́̑̌͊͌͑́̀̓̍͂̋͊͆͂͆͂͌͆͛͂̊̂̈́̔͋̈̓̀̈́͊̐̍͂̅͌̑̈́̚̚͜͠͝ͅS̶̝̣̍̄͊̉̾́̐͌̆̎̃̈́͛̒̒̒̏̀̎͂̌͋͗͒͋̊̔̔̔̅̈́͐͂͌̏͛̌́̾̈́̈́͘̕͜͝͝ ̷̧̡̛̛̛̛̱̤̬̘̣̤̭̝̣̖̹̭̘͓̬̼͕̰̠̫͙͉̫̩͇͔̮̐̒̐͐̇̈́͒͋͊̀̽̀̈́͆̅̊̄̀̉̀̌͆̒̑͋͋͆͗̍̑̏̈́́̉̏̂͗̋̽̒͛̈́̽̅̐̔͘͘͝͠͠͝ͅ⛥̵̡̡̨̧̖͎̖̥̗̩͍͚̰̜͙͍͉̱͉̠̘͕̯͍͚͙̫̲̩̻̖̗͖̱̮͚̭͔͔̼͖̪̣̣͎̘̞͖̹͙̟̻̯̺͍͕̩̖̀̐͑̌͑̃̅̉̃̍͛̓̾̄̿̊̾̌̀̓̎͑̃̀͠ ⛧

poisonpinapple2 · 2 points · Posted at 00:22:15 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

This is the best shitpost I’ve ever seen

thenecro · 2 points · Posted at 05:03:49 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Goddammit. This one. This one is good.

Dametequitos · 1 points · Posted at 19:12:54 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

omgggggg. a deep bow to you, creator XD

Jocta · 1 points · Posted at 23:48:51 on January 8, 2021 · (Permalink)

your rhinestone eyes are like, factories far away

chunkboslicemen · 0 points · Posted at 04:35:53 on May 20, 2021 · (Permalink)

Congrats this was stolen and reposted!

[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 02:27:33 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Wait someone said coom day and night?

zaraishu · 1 points · Posted at 16:16:30 on January 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Hehehe, Lisa said a dirty word!