MRW my daughter asks what Squidward's name would be if he were a cow

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nn711 · 8 points · Posted at 03:09:59 on September 12, 2018 · (Permalink)

Shut the fuck up

strake · 13 points · Posted at 04:05:15 on September 12, 2018 · (Permalink)

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[deleted] · 1324 points · Posted at 14:27:05 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

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aircal · 119 points · Posted at 16:23:49 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yup. Gloriously shitty. I had to throw my head back and say "Oh fuck off..." when I saw this.

bumbling_fool_ · 29 points · Posted at 19:17:32 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I had to go pound a couple twinks

[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 04:22:24 on September 12, 2018 · (Permalink)

Please don’t hurt me

[deleted] · 882 points · Posted at 13:55:26 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is truly dreadful good job

RevanchistSheev66 · 11 points · Posted at 22:49:57 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Squidward not a squid bro

yk206 · -67 points · Posted at 18:43:50 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

For those who don’t get it yet, squidward - co-ward

phillychee · 51 points · Posted at 19:14:45 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Cow-ard?

yk206 · -26 points · Posted at 20:18:19 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Well squid-ward

updn · -1 points · Posted at 20:47:00 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Octopus-ward, really.

Zenome9 · 4 points · Posted at 21:02:26 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Get those stats and logic out of my face. He’s a goddamn squid.

ROCKLOBSTER154 · 12 points · Posted at 20:40:30 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

you're a fat fuckin idiot

xMAXPAYNEx · 4 points · Posted at 20:46:02 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

"you don't need to put /s on comments it's easy to read sarcasm"

Fwiw I thought it was really funny

Mystuhree · 478 points · Posted at 13:49:19 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Took me a sec but this's the good shit I subscribe for.

Bacon_Lion · 39 points · Posted at 16:10:57 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Shitty shit *

Keilbasa · 196 points · Posted at 14:20:41 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Fuck you OP your gif is shit and it made me chuckle

wafflewhimsy · 182 points · Posted at 15:31:17 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Me: Mooward

-_-

frugaI · 60 points · Posted at 18:57:56 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

my immediate thought was ‘squidcow’

yours is way less stupid

spicy_dang · 9 points · Posted at 19:30:35 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

yo'res is the proper spelling

green_speak · 41 points · Posted at 16:16:34 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

My dumbass said the same thing too. Glad I'm not the only one.

Atrohunter · 88 points · Posted at 14:07:32 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Awful just simply simply awful...

MikeTheBum · 48 points · Posted at 14:46:36 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is beautifully shitty. I like to imagine it’s the same kid who fucks up the knock joke and has to be told “I am the one who knocks”

zdakat · 11 points · Posted at 19:08:03 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

At least it's not "are you alright? No you are all left"

Clavskob · 3 points · Posted at 05:24:24 on September 12, 2018 · (Permalink)

Crowd: total silence

Emperor_Z · 101 points · Posted at 14:32:43 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Since he's an octopus named Squidward his name would probably be Bisonward or something

_ChefGoldblum · 73 points · Posted at 15:53:21 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I personally think Yakward has quite a nice ring to it

[deleted] · 13 points · Posted at 17:45:44 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

water buffaloward

Nicksaurus · 8 points · Posted at 20:00:07 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

MRW my daughter asks me what Squidward's name would be if he were a bison

sktristan · 11 points · Posted at 18:04:00 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Doesn’t he only have 6 appendages

MacaroonRiot · 23 points · Posted at 18:07:27 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

You could say he has seven actually.

sktristan · 10 points · Posted at 18:07:52 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

🙃

zdakat · 6 points · Posted at 19:07:33 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I hope that's your nose

yfucyxyfofj · 2 points · Posted at 17:01:21 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Bovineward is more accurate.

Romboteryx · 1 points · Posted at 18:28:42 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

In the German dub he‘s just called Thaddäus

another_one_bites459 · 18 points · Posted at 14:32:29 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Holy fuck this is majestically shitty

Deerhoof_Fan · 41 points · Posted at 14:13:14 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thanks! I hate it.

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Flygon3301 · 2 points · Posted at 19:57:25 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Good bot

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AutoModerator · 6 points · Posted at 17:19:13 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

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glennettbennett · 5 points · Posted at 18:39:07 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Worst ever. Well done.

Ledaniels · 5 points · Posted at 14:38:13 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is too wonderful for this world

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BaconWrappedRaptor · 5 points · Posted at 16:29:27 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Now this is the kind of shit I expect from this subreddit. Well done OP

grantrules · 3 points · Posted at 19:53:58 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

In France, his name is Carlo Tentacles

noobymcnoobface · 7 points · Posted at 12:30:15 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Happy cake day!

beebAl33b5 · 4 points · Posted at 13:48:30 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thanks

Farpafraf · 3 points · Posted at 16:13:54 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Disgusting.

Findus11 · 3 points · Posted at 16:35:33 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is so shitty I can smell it

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diliberto123 · 2 points · Posted at 18:02:16 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Good bot

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AvesAvi · 1 points · Posted at 18:27:49 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

i love you

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Desmous · 3 points · Posted at 16:11:15 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

sorry auto mod

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Desmous · 2 points · Posted at 16:14:55 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Understandable, have a nice day

mambotomato · 2 points · Posted at 15:32:00 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I couldn't think of anything other than "Squidmoo"

Not_Without_My_Balls · 2 points · Posted at 16:50:07 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

As reddit gets shitter this sub just gets better. It's like a perpetual motion machine of shittiness, and it's wonderful.

DoesntGetWhatIronyIs · 2 points · Posted at 17:35:35 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Happy cakeday

ArijanJ · 1 points · Posted at 19:54:49 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

thanks

The_ATF_Dog_Squad · 2 points · Posted at 17:42:42 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

*Cowward

ReflexEight · 2 points · Posted at 17:58:54 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Lol, I love how irritated you are

Dzuki6999 · 2 points · Posted at 20:21:00 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

What the actual fuck. I'm watching breaking bad right now this episode while scrolling reddit. I'm actually scared.

sjdewarder · 2 points · Posted at 23:22:40 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Omfg... This is so shitty... I'd give you gold... If I knew how to do that.

thickwonga · 2 points · Posted at 02:49:23 on September 12, 2018 · (Permalink)

I only stopped scrolling because I saw Walt.

busytoothbrush · 2 points · Posted at 03:51:44 on September 12, 2018 · (Permalink)

I made a noise at the shit level of this one. This deserves praise.

thelotusknyte · 1 points · Posted at 15:55:47 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

As shitty as can be.

hellokkiten · 1 points · Posted at 16:04:36 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

happy cake day!

niranjan23d · 1 points · Posted at 16:16:45 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/dadjokes

melt1ngpot · 1 points · Posted at 16:16:46 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

This one really resonates with me

scmatbronson · 1 points · Posted at 17:19:08 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Milkward?

BAYMuu · 1 points · Posted at 17:25:54 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

It’s not accurate though. Squidward is an octopus. So if you was a bison or horse, he might be called coward.

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aloeANDclay · 1 points · Posted at 18:01:10 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Wow this makes me want to go back to work instead of browsing reddit. Well done.

The_bouldhaire · 1 points · Posted at 18:05:58 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I fucked Ted

randyhorny · 1 points · Posted at 18:07:17 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I don’t like this.

Maxull · 1 points · Posted at 18:09:24 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I’m jealous I couldn’t make something so shitty

four1six_ · 1 points · Posted at 18:12:39 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thanks, I hate it.

lolstabber99 · 1 points · Posted at 18:18:55 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

This sub had reached its peak

unhappycarsalesman · 1 points · Posted at 18:44:19 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Coward the courageous cow

SpacePistachio · 1 points · Posted at 18:44:46 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Tell her that cows live in a cow house.

TemporaryYesterday · 1 points · Posted at 19:27:05 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thanks, I hate it!

tns22x · 1 points · Posted at 19:28:42 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I just realized “squidward” is supposed to be the squid version of “Edward”

anomalous_cowherd · 1 points · Posted at 20:50:51 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Seems like quite a normal name to me.

dsaun42 · 1 points · Posted at 20:54:51 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Pigward

dsaun42 · 1 points · Posted at 20:39:36 on September 12, 2018 · (Permalink)

Seriously? No one, pigward because squidward is actually an octopus... so coward wouldn’t be right..

apicella1 · 1 points · Posted at 21:20:35 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Squid wars isn’t a squid. He’s an octopus look it up

HappyCakeDay_Wisher · 1 points · Posted at 21:41:40 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Happy Cake Day!! May you be granted all the dad-wisdom needed to answer all of your daughter's difficult questions! Stay rad!

misterpapabear · 1 points · Posted at 22:43:24 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

How the fuck Does people come up with This Shit xD

SmokinDynamite · 1 points · Posted at 16:29:20 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Probablu Cowsandra to be honest

Nedd_Aquaam · 1 points · Posted at 17:06:50 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Cow house?

aesopkc · 1 points · Posted at 17:11:12 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeah...where they live .... the cows!

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JustSomeEgo · 0 points · Posted at 15:38:15 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm sorry about your unfortunate birth date

Dakota98- · 0 points · Posted at 16:11:31 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Dogward

guccigung · 0 points · Posted at 16:30:13 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Happy bday

Dementia_ · -1 points · Posted at 16:40:07 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm done.

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