When someone asks me how to nod

[deleted] · 4254 points · Posted at 14:07:51 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)


jet_tripleseven · 161 points · Posted at 18:45:20 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

This is the top all-time post on this subreddit by over 700 points and it was posted 4 hours ago. I think OP wins

[deleted] · 149 points · Posted at 20:02:59 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Here comes the fun fact:

I used to have a reddit account some months ago and deleted it because I was bullied here. People said I should kill myself. I told myself I'd only come back if I had a post that would be so absurd that people would love it.

I can finally rest now. Thanks.

I_smell_awesome · 141 points · Posted at 20:11:38 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)
Lasty · 45 points · Posted at 20:55:54 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Adult Brent Rambo!? Nice.

Zaveno · 15 points · Posted at 01:03:35 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Looks like OP taught you how to nod

down_vote_magnet · 5 points · Posted at 20:55:31 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

That is a really good Brent Rambo impression.

[deleted] · 59 points · Posted at 22:55:46 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

That's because it is Brent Rambo

ilikeeatingbrains · 2 points · Posted at 13:30:45 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)
RepublicofTim · 19 points · Posted at 01:28:56 on April 4, 2014 · (Permalink)

It's funny that this account is now deleted.

BobTehCat · 4 points · Posted at 06:00:52 on May 7, 2014 · (Permalink)

yeah what happened this time lol

redditsucksdiscs · 6 points · Posted at 21:02:13 on May 11, 2014 · (Permalink)

Same as before. And it's happening again but this time I'm actually talking with the admins about it.

Though I don't really mind deleting my accounts. Kinda adds mystery to this whole story.

BobTehCat · 2 points · Posted at 21:29:18 on May 11, 2014 · (Permalink)

Why do people bully you? That's really messed up.

redditsucksdiscs · 11 points · Posted at 17:00:26 on May 12, 2014 · (Permalink)

Mostly because this is reddit and I'm one of those few people who actually don't like being censored by the "reddit hive mind".

BobTehCat · 3 points · Posted at 00:18:39 on May 13, 2014 · (Permalink)

I get that dude.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 16:45:39 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

That's terrible! Short of being hitler and committing mass genocide, I don't think anyone should be told to kill himself. :(

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

tanu24 · 5 points · Posted at 00:20:40 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

I think a bunch are missing? I don't see one of the old top post which was "When I see someone with a flat tire". If i recall there was a post with 4000ish

Voids · 3 points · Posted at 23:15:30 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

This post is truly great, but this one will always be #1 for me

markL97 · 608 points · Posted at 15:59:44 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

This is the stupidest post I've seen today but at the same time I love it

Shitzonmehdick · 128 points · Posted at 17:03:40 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

It's like it's perfectly bad.

raoulduke25 · 52 points · Posted at 17:30:26 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

This is the stupidest post I've seen today but at the same time I love it

Yes, you've summarised this entire subreddit very well.

ilikeeatingbrains · 5 points · Posted at 13:32:35 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Well...not quite. Sometimes it's something you have to derive meaning from to get the juke.

PM_ME_UR_CAT · 37 points · Posted at 16:25:19 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Ah but the dumbest things are usually the most fun.

GalenWDavidson · 8 points · Posted at 18:28:58 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Oh do you love it?

Cali_Val · 7 points · Posted at 21:30:20 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

That's exactly my thoughts, who asks someone how to nod? And who answers like that!?

Fave submission today

lorefolk · 2 points · Posted at 22:34:36 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

It is the creme of the shitty

ilikeeatingbrains · 2 points · Posted at 13:33:12 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Poo nougat?

Drawtaru · 0 points · Posted at 17:10:50 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

I admit, I giggled.

I_smell_awesome · 238 points · Posted at 15:47:34 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)
Trickster1950 · 28 points · Posted at 02:35:17 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)
Schizzovism · 20 points · Posted at 20:47:13 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Someday, I'll find a thread where this gif isn't posted.

56465456 · 5 points · Posted at 23:11:19 on March 17, 2014 · (Permalink)

Heh. How do you think you'll react to that?

iDisc · 11 points · Posted at 02:39:41 on April 21, 2014 · (Permalink)
Steamyload · 33 points · Posted at 17:04:16 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Wow. Amazing.

[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 17:57:35 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

uh-mazing

oldearths · 4 points · Posted at 20:50:25 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Best use of Goldblum gif ever.

Roland1232 · 2 points · Posted at 22:29:21 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

I would pay for a gif of "Goddamn rich cunt!".

bbristowe · 0 points · Posted at 21:41:23 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Chef is the best.

startup-junkie · 24 points · Posted at 20:15:40 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a good while.

oldearths · 5 points · Posted at 20:52:10 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

I hope this results in the sub blowing up.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:45:44 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

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ilikeeatingbrains · 5 points · Posted at 13:36:34 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

I like it as it is.

LifeArrow · 68 points · Posted at 16:15:16 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

This is perfect.

Sparkdog · 14 points · Posted at 03:47:32 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Honestly, this post could have played really well both here or on regular /r/reactiongifs - it rides the line perfectly.

So while it is fucking hilarious, I honestly think it just made r/all and a bunch of people upvoted it not realizing what sub it was. Most of my favorite stuff from this sub is distinctly "shittier". This one is my favorite from the top-all time front page of the sub, but even that one is pretty straight forward.

feared_rear_admiral · 6 points · Posted at 05:10:02 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

It's hard to define what this sub is even about. It's either an analogy or reaction with a bad gif, or a gif that doesn't really fit.

slime_master · 9 points · Posted at 06:00:32 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Or a ridiculous description made to fit the gif

mattmanflash · 14 points · Posted at 20:46:05 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

probably the best shittyreactiongif ever

InsuredByBeretta · 10 points · Posted at 20:34:41 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

She looks EXACTLY like Keanu Reeves in that gif. Weird.

think_with_portals · 7 points · Posted at 02:13:08 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

I didn't even realize that was a girl.

And I've seen The Matrix.

ilikeeatingbrains · 4 points · Posted at 13:38:20 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Switch was written as an androgynous character, you'll note the Wachowski brother who is now the Wachowski sister.

1FLU · 35 points · Posted at 17:55:29 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)
_HandsomeJack_ · 2 points · Posted at 19:27:32 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 19:37:16 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

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ilikeeatingbrains · 2 points · Posted at 13:36:03 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

I like the jokes that keep you chuckling throughout the rest of the day.

toufusoup · 17 points · Posted at 19:51:38 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Reddit's impressed. Great stuff, OP. Greatest shittyreactiongif of all time.

Bucketfoot · 5 points · Posted at 20:54:25 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

this post was on /r/all, I'm now subscribed to this sub.

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 04:25:51 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

This is the best thing I've ever seen in this subreddit, thank you.

sawitwice · 7 points · Posted at 18:22:42 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)
nickson187 · 1 points · Posted at 19:23:43 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

from which movie is this?

JackGuack · 8 points · Posted at 20:19:11 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Mission impossible 3, since no one is giving you an answer

imbrizzle · 8 points · Posted at 19:27:30 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Risky Business

genocide_n_stuff · 4 points · Posted at 04:27:28 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Romancing the Stone

tehcburr · 1 points · Posted at 20:06:26 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Knight and Day

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 00:26:20 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

I feel like this is what shittyreactiongifs is all about

Volvaux · 5 points · Posted at 02:04:16 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Just shut down the subreddit, this is the best we'll get

Why_did_I_rejoin · 21 points · Posted at 16:09:59 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

This is from the Matrix isn't it?

Moronoo · 15 points · Posted at 16:17:31 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Yeah, great movie.

Why_did_I_rejoin · 3 points · Posted at 16:29:31 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Thanks. I wasn't entirely certain which movie it was from.

Moronoo · -18 points · Posted at 16:36:14 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 18:53:18 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

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Moronoo · -1 points · Posted at 18:54:39 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

orly?

GoonCommaThe · -1 points · Posted at 19:33:06 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

I saw it was iminus and clicked out before waiting for it to load. What was it?

pikpikcarrotmon · 6 points · Posted at 22:55:53 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

bad

Khalexus · 1 points · Posted at 08:40:34 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Wow, you're not kidding, that was atrocious.

ilikeeatingbrains · 1 points · Posted at 13:41:43 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

I completely disagree, it's the best! Beats the rest!

Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

[deleted] · -18 points · Posted at 17:22:53 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Do you live under a rock?

Why_did_I_rejoin · 8 points · Posted at 22:06:42 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

I watched it at the cinema when it first came out. Given that the film came out 15 years ago, it's a less than 30 second clip of a minor character from the film, and I've done quite a bit over the last few years - surely I can be forgiven for asking the question?

Moronoo · 2 points · Posted at 01:37:42 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

fitting username?

Why_did_I_rejoin · 1 points · Posted at 09:15:05 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Yeah.

Moronoo · 1 points · Posted at 11:47:17 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

I know that feel.

ilikeeatingbrains · 1 points · Posted at 13:42:34 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

I feel that feel, and I raise you a feel.

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 09:16:38 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Nope. You're retarded in my eyes.

Why_did_I_rejoin · 1 points · Posted at 09:29:07 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Lol - I hope you're joking.

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 10:11:07 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Most memorable part of the movie. You're retarded.

ilikeeatingbrains · 1 points · Posted at 13:43:31 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Smooooooooooth.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 17:59:30 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

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[deleted] · -17 points · Posted at 18:05:56 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Get the fuck out

chainwarden · 10 points · Posted at 18:18:41 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

"Mom! This guy doesn't remember this old-ass movie!"

Langeball · 2 points · Posted at 19:43:22 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Kids...

markowalski · -6 points · Posted at 18:13:39 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

What if I told you... I have never seen the matrix

Wow unpopular confession

TheMilleniumFalcao · 7 points · Posted at 19:28:44 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

You should watch the matrix. I think you'll enjoy it

ilikeeatingbrains · 1 points · Posted at 13:44:43 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Why watch The Matrix when you are already inside of it?

nmperson · -18 points · Posted at 18:00:22 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Really glad they didn't make any sequels or anything. That would've ruined it.

Moronoo · 16 points · Posted at 18:03:11 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

oh this joke again, so original. I love the sequels.

raibc · 8 points · Posted at 18:30:02 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Me too, not sure why they got so much hate... Actually, I know exactly why. But still.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 18:51:29 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

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Moronoo · 1 points · Posted at 01:39:07 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

The only thing you just proved is that you don't get why those scenes are integral to the story.

The Matrix is not just an action movie.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 02:14:28 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

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Moronoo · 3 points · Posted at 02:56:04 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

The Matrix is very much an action movie

It is an action movie, but it is not just an action movie.

the first one with a great plot as well.

The second and third is the story they wanted to tell, the first one was just the Morpheus/Neo origin story.

It's not about 'getting it', the plot in the second and third movies is about as straight-forward as it gets, it simply wasn't a good plot.

Something something opinion. The Zion story is an integral part of the story, the fact that you don't like it doesn't mean anything.

They could also have easily squeezed both movies into one longer movie, cutting away all the nonsense.

I don't know if you noticed, but it is actually one single movie. It was probably the studio who forced them to split it up.

Why keep talking about something you don't like? Moving on...

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:09:43 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

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Moronoo · 1 points · Posted at 03:17:57 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

yes a lot of people share your opinion, some opinions are worth more than others however.

I'm explaining that the Zion part of the story is important, and leaving it out will by definition not make the movie better, unless you're only there for the action, and not the story.

All you're doing is saying "zion cave rave sux lol".

raibc · 2 points · Posted at 00:54:22 on February 24, 2014 · (Permalink)

I actually liked the cave rave scene- it highlights that the people from Zion are real human beings with real feelings, urges and desires. Granted, it was a bit overdone and drawn out, but all the same, not a worthless part of the movie by any means. And overall I thought that the third film tied up a lot of the philosophical an metaphorical loose ends from the rest of the trilogy, although the crucifixion reference made me throw up in my mouth a little with how tacky it was. By the end of the film Neo practically wasn't even real anymore, so I barely cared.

Moronoo · 2 points · Posted at 01:15:37 on February 24, 2014 · (Permalink)

I admit, the ending was the weakest part. But I forgive the film-makers for that. The story is so complicated that I don't know how you would end it, the first movie solves the problem by not having an ending at all, which works, but you're left wanting more. They chose ambition, setting the bar high for themselves, same with Cloud Atlas.

raibc · 2 points · Posted at 01:26:57 on February 24, 2014 · (Permalink)

I'll agree with you there. At least there's always The Animatrix.

Moronoo · 2 points · Posted at 01:30:30 on February 24, 2014 · (Permalink)

Now that you mention it, I need to watch that again.

ilikeeatingbrains · 1 points · Posted at 13:51:18 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

C'est 'el lel' pour vos lecteurs espagnols.

Moronoo · 0 points · Posted at 18:33:13 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

you know exactly why?

Unholynik · 3 points · Posted at 18:32:17 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

meh, they were good for what they were

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 19:24:41 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Yeah. Great movie. I'd tell you about it, but you really just have to see it for yourself.

AccidentalThief · 3 points · Posted at 18:07:11 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Unless you're in Albania!

mikelp82 · 3 points · Posted at 02:52:30 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

I lost it. So great.

BroscientistsHateHim · 6 points · Posted at 16:03:10 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

But what if you're indian?

NotKony · 5 points · Posted at 16:48:05 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Isn't it Bulgaria?

chaltinez · 2 points · Posted at 19:25:03 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

If you really wanna show someone how to nod, grab a spoon and cw or bt.. Haha

pretzelzetzel · 2 points · Posted at 23:57:48 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

>2733 karma

Damn, son

jbh007 · 2 points · Posted at 20:20:12 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

7,095 | 4,238

Yeah, you win this subreddit.

1212thedoctor · 2 points · Posted at 01:32:26 on February 28, 2014 · (Permalink)

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

spazzvogel · 2 points · Posted at 17:01:45 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

But of course where I work, I've come to find out that a yes nod is for the most part expressed as a violent left to right "bobble" head turn.

I never asked about no, but I feel that no is generally a left to right shake.

Thefriendlyfaceplant · 2 points · Posted at 19:20:45 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

I thought this was twitchplayspokemon for a second and worried something terrible had happened.

oldearths · 2 points · Posted at 20:49:01 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

This made me laugh harder than any other sub has in days... with the exception of /r/rickandmorty

TLTKroniX2 · 2 points · Posted at 22:07:34 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Great job, the shittynes makes you laugh like hell. Hopefully this post will show the rest of Reddit of how great content r/shittyreactiongifs posts. I love this subreddit and people like you.

RandomOk · 3 points · Posted at 16:57:21 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

One of the best I've ever seen. Really funny.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:15 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Why didn't they just keep a supply of red pills with them?

fiberdigi · 1 points · Posted at 14:08:10 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

The red pill is just a tracker that lets them find the subject. It doesn't actually pull them out.

omnithrope · 1 points · Posted at 01:16:09 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)
Nicoplease1 · -1 points · Posted at 16:16:46 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

What's this from

Moronoo · 8 points · Posted at 16:17:44 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

The Matrix.

Wehavecrashed · 2 points · Posted at 01:26:31 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Stop messing with him.

Moronoo · 1 points · Posted at 01:33:48 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)
VasiliiZaytsev · 5 points · Posted at 19:46:49 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Backdoor Sluts 9

pretzelzetzel · 2 points · Posted at 00:00:28 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

This is Naughty Nurses 2.

nitrous2401 · 5 points · Posted at 01:13:57 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

Darude - Sandstorm

WordCloudBot2 · 1 points · Posted at 00:02:16 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)
physbitch · -5 points · Posted at 18:17:03 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

i am a poo

Gutiman · -6 points · Posted at 17:42:02 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Stupid ,haha .

afcagroo · -8 points · Posted at 18:17:37 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Do you get asked this often?

twentytwodividedby7 · -13 points · Posted at 21:13:46 on February 22, 2014 · (Permalink)

Who the fuck has to ask how to nod?

thechodler · -7 points · Posted at 06:20:22 on February 23, 2014 · (Permalink)

People ask you how to nod?