When you sleep through your alarm but realize your alarm never went off then realize you never set your alarm you just typed "8" into the calculator then passed out.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CAGOCHI ยท 5910 points ยท Posted at 16:19:21 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted] ยท 2687 points ยท Posted at 17:40:08 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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infinitezero8 ยท 227 points ยท Posted at 19:12:40 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Certified /r/shitpost + /r/idontbelieveyou = /r/im14andthisisfunny

iscrulz ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 20:15:22 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Add r/thathappened

__007 ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 20:49:13 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Possible //r/drunkme

FearLessCarrOT ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:16:40 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Mad.

FearLessCarrOT ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:16:46 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Af.

FearLessCarrOT ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:17:00 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Af af.

Howiemandel420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:42 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

r/idontbelieveyou might as well just be a subreddit of memes involving a story in any sense, whether is the sob story for karma, I've been sober for insert period of time here, or the classic, like 1/10 assed subtle brag about how op totally has sex like all the time but hiding it in some stupid story told through a seal

wrathofcalmness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:05 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/r/Im14andth-ISIS-fun

Starved-Nutritionist ยท 234 points ยท Posted at 18:01:33 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldn't doubt that this stupid thread might still end up with 1000+ upvotes. This isn't even remotely funny either.

[deleted] ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 18:10:55 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Welcome to /r/funny

Jetatt23 ยท -206 points ยท Posted at 18:17:06 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Unsubscribe if you don't like the subreddit

[deleted] ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 18:18:41 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No.

Jetatt23 ยท -193 points ยท Posted at 18:30:50 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Then perhaps stop complaining in the comments about the state of the sub?

[deleted] ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 18:38:29 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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riffdex ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:04:05 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Don't tell me what to do

Jetatt23 ยท -93 points ยท Posted at 19:14:11 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I do what I want

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:07:42 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He does too.

SpongebobNutella ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:38:16 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ”ช ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ”ชedgy shit edgY sHit ๐Ÿ”ชthats ๐Ÿ”ซsome edgy๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰ shit right ๐Ÿ”ชth๐Ÿ”ช ere๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰ right there ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌif i doโ€Šฦฝaาฏ soโ€‡my sel๏ฝ† ๐Ÿ”ซi say so ๐Ÿ”ซ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ชะO0ะžเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰ ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช Edgy shit

[deleted] ยท -22 points ยท Posted at 19:47:23 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like your attitude.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:04:43 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

stop complaining about him complaining fuckface

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:53:54 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Never.

Baconwich ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:05:00 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What's your problem' man?

yc9p9zdar1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:41:25 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's not his problem, he creates one for people around him though.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:01 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

i thought the whole point of subscribing to r/funny was to streamline complaining about r/funny

Saw_Boss ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 19:07:34 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Some of us come here from /r/all to marvel at the lack of humour on this sub.

AllAboutMeMedia ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:51:34 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

sagan_drinks_cosmos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:06 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Q: What did Donald Trump say to the nuclear missile?
A: You're fired.

AllAboutMeMedia ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:05:28 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Wanna hear a racist joke?

Donald Trump

Lord_of_the_Dance ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:21 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's the fact that it's allowed to happen, if a shit post like this gets so many upvotes, what does that say about Reddit?

SadlyIamJustaHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:05 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know, but I'd love too. I'd actually like to read any discussion on this. is there an /r/funnymeta or anything like that?

CyKoToaster ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:40:08 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It got gold

trevorkian45 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 20:23:51 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

:[ I laughed at it. Now I feel bad for laughing at it.

Itjustsohappens ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:29:06 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I laughed, too.... I feel bad, too.... Is this where the line forms?

DepressionBearr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:24:41 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

oh this is the line? i also laughed...then got mad at myself when i saw others were calling it a shitpost :l

SadlyIamJustaHead ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:44:21 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You guys shouldn't feel bad. You can actually just enjoy stuff. Others automatically run it through their "reddit is bullshit" filter.

polaroidneckties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:06 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reddit hipsters probably. That or theyve never had the responsibility of waking up at a certain time

kerkyjerky ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 23:57:16 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Don't get mad, it was funny enough to get where it is. These people care way too much about the content of Reddit.

kerkyjerky ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:55:57 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Don't feel bad, it made me chuckle. These guys just have miserable lives.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:39 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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17Akra19 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:22 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll have you know I've been redditing for longer than you, and you are a sad miserable fuck who's going to die alone with 6 cats. I have downvoted you, so you can go cry as well.

Bokehnon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:14:58 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

when you have 6 cats you're never alone.

Split96 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:20:22 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I mean if it actually happened i think its funny

Thebearjew115 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:28:12 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It did. It's been on /r/thathappened

kronikcLubby ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:13:37 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I enjoyed the novelty. We all have a tough time in the morning and imagining this happening is kind of scary/funny. You gotta chillax a bit bro.

[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 20:56:30 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

NO REDDIT IS SERIOUS MOM! GOD YOU NEVER GET ME!

OPs_MotherDear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:59:48 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Don't you yell at me! And maybe if you didn't spend your entire life in your room, I'd be able to get you!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:09:32 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, relative username like hell

iShootDope_AmA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:22 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Novelty

kronikcLubby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:37 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck off, repost police. I would have never seen it.

iShootDope_AmA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:26 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yikes

SadlyIamJustaHead ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:52 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know. Unless your calculator's on your phone's home screen right next to your clock it's a bit of a stretch.

But I guess that's just as possible as someone not having their alarms all set on repeat months ago.

Stryfex19 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 19:28:44 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's pretty funny

austinll ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:46:29 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it was funny until I came to the comments.

As always, someone reminds me people lie on the internet for karma and I got sad.

ZincHead ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:29:31 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No, you're not allowed

YerrytheYanitor ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 00:13:18 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me too thanks.

secludedhotdog ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 05:07:03 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you fucking autistic

reseph ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:15:41 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It has been done.

capecamaro1le ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:09:25 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I spit out my coffee laughing actually because I've done the same thing LOL

gringledoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:59 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I've never done it with an alarm, but I have attempted to dial phone numbers from the calculator!

TerevAG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:07 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This man can predict the future

Aardvark_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:32 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

2200 and gold, so far.
Impressive. Most impressive.

Modestkilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:25 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You win, almost 1400 right now.

kerkyjerky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:35 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I definitely chuckled a little bit. I can't really ask for more from a picture.

Brianfiggy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:06:55 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

962 upvotes at this moment you could be right.

Thunder-Squid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:55:16 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's at 2K now

TDP_Equinox ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:06 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You called it.

DexonTheTall ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:05 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Just one short of 1800 At the time of this comment

riotousviscera ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:02 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't agree! I think it's fucking hilarious and I laughed out loud for a solid minute.

e: lol reddit way 2 downvote me simply for disagreeing u can all suck my big red dick :*

WeRtheBork ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:39:40 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's a repost too. Some shit like this was on here recently.

Xboxben ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:14:50 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Phase 1. Find calculator Phase 2. Type number Phase 3.??? Phase 4. Shitpost

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:21:26 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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B-Kow ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:34 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I got a chuckle out of it because I've done something similar. Didn't upvote or downvote. People are too eager to rally here.

GumdropGoober ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:44 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You can at least observe OP effectively being disemboweled with downvotes further down.

So that's fun.

Exboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:18 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

next lvl reposting.

bokono ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:11 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"The Greatest Shit post of All Time"

Amadeushu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:20 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We need to raise awareness of shitposting. When I see a comment like yours have more upvotes than the shitpost, it restores my faith

But then I see this post was gilded and die a little inside

FastSloth6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:30 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OP's post adds up to shit+downvote. I calculate it won't be upvoted often.

Babu_Honey_Bandger ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:46 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

r/funny finishes 2015 with a Bang! This sub will single handidly bring the downfall of reddit.

yc9p9zdar1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:40:19 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

and almost 2000 upvotes โ€”ย reddit == 9gag now, or rather has been for years already.

Emiliak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:26 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Reddit was never good.

yc9p9zdar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:35 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, the point, however, is that it's been getting progressively much more worse and has turned to complete shit in the most recent couple of years.

GlobindobinButler ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:50:41 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I must be really drink the cuz I Fell over laughing. I thought it was do fukin funny.

bluefire1717 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:16 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He just posted a screen shot of his calculator and people upvoted this?

TemptedTemplar ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:55 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'd put it up there with the cat traps fiasco..

overcompensates ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:46 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/r/nosobstory

Pathfinder24 ยท 300 points ยท Posted at 19:12:24 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/r/shitpost

[deleted] ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 23:02:20 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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geoffp82 ยท 317 points ยท Posted at 16:58:03 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You don't type the time into your alarm clock though...

You have to use those scroll wheel things. I call bullshit.

snipawolf ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:34:39 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"Siri, wake me up/set an alarm for 7:30/6 hours"

Literally the only thing I use her for, but so nice.

_Buff_Drinklots_ ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:05:39 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I type mine in, on a Note 4. Anything is possible if you are drunk.

pivot5 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 20:38:42 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is an iphone calculator. You have to scroll on an iphone. A note 4 doesn't have this calculator app.

utterdamnnonsense ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 20:43:39 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

unless you've installed a different alarm app on your iphone.

albuterol_abuser ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:00:14 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

why would someone do that? what advanced alarm needs does one have that isn't covered by the stock Clock app?

Human_highlight ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:41:41 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I have one where it won't turn off till you solve a math problem so I can't roll over turn it off and go back to sleep

albuterol_abuser ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:08 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I suppose that makes sense. Thankfully, I taught myself to just jump up out of my bed right when I hear my alarm. By then, I'm usually motivate enough to stay up

SirNoName ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:24 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But that's default behavior.

Unless that's a Verizon / LG thing...

utterdamnnonsense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:12 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

waking up to the radio, for one.

pivot5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:08 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But only filthy scrubs do that

initial-friend ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:36:11 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is a calculator from an iPhone unless they look the same on other phones?

Eh who cares. If you're drunk, you probably think the calculator is the alarm clock anyway.

Nakotadinzeo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:04:53 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But why do that when you can go:

"o..okay gooogle... set an alarm for eight" "okay, setting an alarm for 8 AM"

compaticmusic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:07:30 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can literally do that on an iPhone.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:25:31 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He didn't say you couldn't...

Clutch_22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:38 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Good thing it's an iPhone then!

hurtsdonut_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:09 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm going to take drinklots word for it. Also I type the alarm time on my galaxy s5 and LG G4.

zeropi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:52:04 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Mine works both ways

mdeckert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:18 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but calculator button is right next to timer button on the swipe up from the bottom menu. Alarms are in the timer app. I say it checks out as a pre pass out drunken alarm attempt.

dancannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:44 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah you would think that, although I have genuinely done this before...

crazymonkeyfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:50 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uhh you can definitely type the number too

Deep_Rights ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:09:12 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Droids use the alarm fields as scroll or text input.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:26:02 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is an iPhone.

PM_ME_YOUR_FACE_PLSS ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:17:04 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably more bullshit considering his phone has 88% battery. Who passes out with 88% battery left? WTF.

Reddits_Peen ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 19:33:15 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

8 Months ago https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/348b31/was_pretty_stoned_last_night_i_wonder_why_i_didnt/

2 Months Ago https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/3obeca/this_is_not_how_you_set_an_alarm_guys/

Schnobbevom ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:10:09 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Shhh. You're just making it harder for me to repost this in 2 months.

inikul ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:42:56 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I apparently downvoted that first one too. Don't even remember it.

watlington ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:42:08 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe you were just realllyyyy bad at setting alarms 8 months ago and downvoted a shit post by accident.

Dr_King_Schultz ยท 581 points ยท Posted at 17:16:42 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is not funny, it's literally just a picture of a calculator on your phone.

[deleted] ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 21:09:10 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So it's going to make the front page then, right?

PlusP38 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 22:12:01 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

With 2k upvotes.

Dnc601 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:40 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The number says "2193"

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:23:10 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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L_Ron_Swanson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:53 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

All aboard the shitpost karma train! Choo choo!

Woogity ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:50:21 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The context makes it funny. It wouldn't be appropriate for /r/pics but it works here.

abbott_costello ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:14:49 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The number of commenters who don't understand this is insane. If it makes you laugh as much or more than a "real" post, it belongs here.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:00:31 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I also hate the text jokes that get posted on here.

It's literally just words.

cosmoflop12 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:28:58 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How can just words be funny???

Jesus Christ people step up your game.

ZincHead ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:31:11 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I bet OP likes people like Louis CK and George Carlin. I mean, all they do is say words, how can anyone like that?

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:36:32 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Not saying that this joke is great, but isn't that what a joke is?

jonny_wonny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:48 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With a caption. You conveniently ignored the part that contained the actual joke.

[deleted] ยท -41 points ยท Posted at 19:01:53 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Nope. It's literally a screenshot.

Edit: This is what you are talking about.

Edit2: Or even more literal.

xgatto ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 19:29:12 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

picture

noun: 2. any visible image, however produced:

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:12:24 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Tell that to /r/pics

[deleted] ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 17:37:56 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

8pes are hilarious, what are you talking about?

[deleted] ยท -31 points ยท Posted at 19:26:57 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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holyfreakingshitake ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:24:28 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Those are not allowed on this sub

lolcop01 ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 17:46:31 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/r/thathappened

Djinn_and_Pentatonic ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:47:18 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, this is a shitpost, but I did this after my 21st birthday so it's definitely possible. Typed 930 into my calculator and PTFO.

Angrylazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:55 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i don't understand why you're getting downvoted, it's possible to do. I take sleeping pills, type the time into my alarm clock. Somenights i have weed and because work start times vary i have to constantly change alarm times.

NukEvil ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 19:16:34 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hmmm, /r/funny, yet not funny.

To the front page with you!!

TermyYT ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:56:49 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You're trying too hard.

erikjbenson ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 17:11:41 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Oh fuck off.

HereIsWhere ยท -46 points ยท Posted at 20:47:46 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

When bae tell you to fuck off got me nae nae af

Edit: lol trippin'

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:38:06 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

WHAT???!!! GO AWAY!!!

[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:09:43 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The combination of op's comments and how ridiculous this post his has me laughing pretty hard honestly

agentfooly ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:43:25 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Literally a picture of an 8

AerodynamicCow ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:58:33 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really, who gilded this?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:37 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did.

dbobaunchained ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 19:33:34 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Stolen shitpost from /r/trees.

PillClinton69 ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 18:49:22 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I thought I was in r/trees

BigBGM2995 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:26:55 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

At least would have been funny / made sense that way

billiambobby ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:48:22 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Still wouldn't have been funny though really.

Ravastrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:50 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Lol nobody would do that stoned

Amedais ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:26 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, it'd still be shit. That sub blows because people there think shit like this is hilarious.

"lol I'm so dumb when I'm high."

Plasma-Stream ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:48 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit.

I actually thought this was r/trees until your comment haha

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:20:56 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How original

[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:23:57 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CAGOCHI ยท -158 points ยท Posted at 16:30:31 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

hindsight 20/20 >_>

Babu_Honey_Bandger ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 20:45:20 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is the worst post of 2015, congragulations!

Melancholy_Snipers ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:12:55 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

it will help set the bar so low for quality content that 2016 is sure to be a winner.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CAGOCHI ยท -61 points ยท Posted at 20:48:00 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Quite the accomplishment :'-)

Babu_Honey_Bandger ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:31:02 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Your shitty posts are only out matched by your even shittier comments, good lord. Next time submit your garbage straight to r/shitpost.

NakedCarp ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:00 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You mean hindsight is 5/7

RotWS ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:57 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who the hell did you piss off to get downvoted that much?

kloops ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:30:12 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How does this shit get front page, and gold?... Are you kidding me?

user_306 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:06 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's only on the front page in your dream. When you wake up, it will be page 2,082 (the gold will still be there, I put that there just to fuck with you. Bitch).

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:16 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I actually am the one who gilded this post.

taylorxo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:24:52 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This might be the worst post ever posted on /r/funny

Breloomer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:24:10 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

you really overestimate this sub

d4ni3lg ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:38:20 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Holy mother of shitpost

exyccc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:07:42 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

When you take a screen shot of your phone

kendirect ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:14:51 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How many alcohol did you drink

frankferri ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:38:32 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

i hope you lose the ability to type

i hope the moderators all lose their jobs

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CAGOCHI ยท -56 points ยท Posted at 20:46:36 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

http://i.imgur.com/N5nn8X9.png

Elricked ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:11:48 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You have really ugly feet

coffeeblack1203 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:04:44 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I CALL BULLSHIT

Namath96 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:56:38 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/r/thathappened

mcreeves ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:21:02 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Haha irresponsibility!

hizperion ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:32:11 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

fuck it's already 10am

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CAGOCHI ยท -167 points ยท Posted at 16:34:36 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

something something 5 o'clock somewhere -cracks beer- what am i doing with my life? :'-)

Starved-Nutritionist ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 18:02:48 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

what am i doing with my life? :'-)

Posting useless threads on Reddit for karma.

[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:57:56 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Shitposting on Reddit

xXxMLG-usernamexXx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:11:04 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's 5 pm in britain.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CAGOCHI ยท -114 points ยท Posted at 17:18:04 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Cheers!

Gorgonpistol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:02 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

-cracks beer- what am i doing with my life? :'-)

That is some real cringe shit right there.

IKnowBreasts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:50 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You suck as a person

bryce3111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:13 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you guys just eat this shit up huh?

acomputer1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:47:24 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why do people get so uppity about shitposts? I mean, /r/funny is basically just a shitpost generator.

chasmoffaith ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:25 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

BURN THE WITCH!!!!

xTye ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:27:25 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Oh man...the things people make up to post a shit picture and gain karma.

How long did it take you to come up with this fiction OP?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:14 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Wrong subreddit. This isn't funny.

SquaredUp2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:50:24 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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FUCK_YOU_FUCK ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:33:45 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well to all of you saying it's not possible - it actually happened to me when I was really really stoned. I made a woah just seeing this post because I remembered that.

christianpowell416 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:10:16 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus Christ, this comment section is cancer. Downvote and move on if you don't think it's funny

iGotDatDainbramage ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:30:47 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously. The absolute worst part of this website is the constant and incessant complaining about how the post doesn't meet peoples imaginary standards and/or its a repost.

skarn17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:46 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

someone posted the same idea a few weeks ago, the only reason I know about that is because it ended up in /r/thathappened

fuckforce5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:36 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I only thought I had seen shit posting.

YeaItsOle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:06 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm calling fake... Nobody posts screenshots to reddit with more than 10% battery left

luigi1fan1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:21 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/r/thatHappened

DNedry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:05 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is why I unsubscribed from r/funny

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:10:34 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yet here you are..

Astrostrike ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:18:36 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

From /r/all...

DNedry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:08 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It still shows up when I'm not logged in at work.

badalchemist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:57 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I would think your battery would either be nearly dead or fully charged.

Delta_Gaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:07 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How hard is it to tell Siri to wake you up

ThatIckyGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:42 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

8!

TheyCallMeBigD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:14 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

[8]?

redblueorange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:32 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Google and siri will set an alarm for u

bambinobombs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:48 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone gave this reposting fuck gold for this

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:21 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was me.

Since_i_am_23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:00 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Padre jail.

ReVaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:06 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what is this, IFunny?

AST56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:39 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate when this happens

GilbertPrinting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:24 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really. This is up there. Fuck you 2015.

Checkout_chick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:21 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The worst part is that you left the calculator hanging overnight waiting for you to type in the rest of equation. She must've be pissed that morning:' 8 what?'

MoonEqualist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:07 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gave out Reddit gold for being 2,000 upvote for the fourth time or so I believe. Ok I'm lame for even admitting that

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:40 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm actually the one who gilded this post.

Vader_evader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:08 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arghhahahahaha!

Lazerkatz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:27 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like I'm on Facebook 3 years ago.

JJaywill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:41 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't that http://youtu.be/q_fq4RQgwuA

polaroidneckties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:58 on January 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I laughed at this hard.

smelllikepeaches ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:24:31 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That calculator knew what was going on but couldn't say shit

FERALCATWHISPERER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:37 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I always mess this up by setting the alarm for 8pm instead of 8am :/

TooSwoleToControl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:59 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

When you took a picture of your calculator then made up a story and posted it on Reddit

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:50 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't funny the first 7 times.

Aardvark_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:38 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You just put an 8 in your calculator and got 2200 upvotes + gold.
I'm not even mad, I'm just ambivalent.

FlyingEvilCow ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:30 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Im ashamed to say i've done this before

notappropriateatall ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:36:14 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"Siri set alarm for 8 AM."

Zackadeez ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:27:43 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

There is literally nothing funny about the screen shot posted

Edibleface ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:10 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Turn back! comment graveyard here.

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:08:08 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's funny, come on, it's the holidays.

Breloomer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:29 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

no

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:54 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol

[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 20:15:55 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

bobluvsbananas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:03 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't, have a downvote.

RugBurnDogDick ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:02:49 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

A smart phone would understand

olet14 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 18:16:09 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Repost as well

noporesforlife ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:53:50 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Reddit = Facebook = Reddit = Facebook

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:53:22 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

this post is amazing

[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:50:15 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Breloomer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:31 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

except not really at all

TyL3nc ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:08:53 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

LMAO

m0uzer ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:33 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

My fucking god this sub has gone to shit

kpingvin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:34 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

where did it come from??

TellMeWhyYouLoveMe ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:25:27 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

OP is confirmed dead

DevAlexandre ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 16:56:46 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

2016 problems

waiting_for_rain ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:53 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's so future

explains_shittily ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 17:11:48 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Oh you were so close! (Phone hack) If you press % % C then it sends the data to the the alarm clock. Only problem with the current version is it basically flips a coin to decide AM or PM.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CAGOCHI ยท -81 points ยท Posted at 17:15:54 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Dang, just tried this... awesome tip! Thanks!

iplaypokerforaliving ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:55:58 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Dang, just tried this... awesome tip! Thanks!

LeVorv ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:24 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Stanley Parable anyone?

Declarion ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:11 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No lie, I might do that after like a 3rd of a gram of dabs, but that rarely ever happens.

SynesthesiaBruh ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:35 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I remember my first beer

mrchu001 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:16 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thought I was in /r/trees for a moment

Indivicivet ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:10 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

well, I thought this was funny.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CAGOCHI ยท -46 points ยท Posted at 20:44:11 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

OP just keeps digging his grave, deeper and deeper

Cl0s3tStoner ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:48:06 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like youre just proving to Reddit how awful Reddit actually is... Shouldn't you get an award or something?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:41 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I gilded him for it so there's that.

Brobi_WanKenobi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:12:35 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck is wrong with you

iplaypokerforaliving ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:07 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

OP just keeps digging his grave, deeper and deeper

[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 01:28:38 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

TheAlmetto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:44 on January 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're taking this way too seriously. Lmao.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CAGOCHI ยท -69 points ยท Posted at 20:07:33 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck OP.

iplaypokerforaliving ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:55:10 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck OP.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CAGOCHI ยท -64 points ยท Posted at 20:19:13 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I bet OP isn't even voting for Bernie Sanders!

iplaypokerforaliving ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:55:28 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I bet OP isn't even voting for Bernie Sanders!

DARKxxKiLLeR ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:00 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

where's the call button?

Chamber53 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:44 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Talk about reaching!

mrlepercon ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:52 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Replace all the you's with me and I's

Merk1b2 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:53 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I've done this before.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CAGOCHI ยท -71 points ยท Posted at 20:12:41 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This isn't even funny I hate OP.

iplaypokerforaliving ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:55:39 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This isn't even funny I hate OP.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CAGOCHI ยท -71 points ยท Posted at 20:10:10 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

OP is a phony!

iplaypokerforaliving ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:55:19 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

OP is a phony!

Spooneye94 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:32:50 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Cocaine's a helluva drug....

Breloomer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:21 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think you know what cocaine actually does to people

Thegreatshasplooge ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 18:52:57 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I bet you think your so clever and funny. Brah... no.

[deleted] ยท -39 points ยท Posted at 20:14:56 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

[removed]

MasterRoshy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:21:17 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The amount of shit you're shitting is unbearable

steely_phil_shortman ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 17:21:06 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

8!? I'm late, for a very important date. I'm late I'm late I'm late!!

Shraker ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 18:02:56 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

In r/drunk this would be funny

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:39 on December 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think you mean /r/trees