A female friend of mine sent this to me. A classmate sent these questions to her๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ DissimilarBreed ยท 9098 points ยท Posted at 05:00:05 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)


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DarlingBri ยท 886 points ยท Posted at 07:30:18 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Are you in grade school?

5nurp5 ยท -271 points ยท Posted at 16:09:11 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

*grad school

Astral_Inferno ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 17:40:48 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Grade as in 1-12

5nurp5 ยท -158 points ยท Posted at 18:42:25 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

yeah. and my joke is, grad as in graduate.

NapalmGiraffe ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 19:09:49 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He swings, aaaand he misses

[deleted] ยท -83 points ยท Posted at 20:50:16 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It was clearly a joke, you fucking pinko retard

NapalmGiraffe ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 20:58:41 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Yeah you tried to tell a joke and it didnโ€™t land. You swung, and you missed

Edit: oh my b, he tried to tell a joke. Didnโ€™t realize you werenโ€™t the op I replied to

[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 23:06:40 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Donโ€™t pretend you knew it was a joke

PalmTheProphet ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:32:20 on November 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

... he knew..

ScrumpyGames ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:35:05 on November 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

By golly! This man has lost 500~ karma in just a few hours!

PalmTheProphet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:21 on November 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Gee wizz

fjh2003 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:01:03 on November 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
DemonDucklings ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 17:43:17 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I canโ€™t tell if itโ€™s you that whooshed, or all of the people downvoting you that whooshed

5nurp5 ยท -52 points ยท Posted at 18:43:19 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

my joke was that it was graduate school, not grade school, as that would be even saddercringer so i think it's the downvotees? pretty confused myself...

[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:55:09 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well it wasnโ€™t funny, especially when you need to โ€œexplainโ€

mr_maltby ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:10:03 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

5nurp5 RESIGNED!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

DemonDucklings ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:23:04 on November 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it was funny, if intentional. I think reddit just sucks at subtle jokes sometimes.

ponder_gibbons ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 19:27:10 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry, I thought it was funny ๐Ÿคท

zsxdflip ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:35:18 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So did I, reddit is weird lol

[deleted] ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 20:50:03 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking morons without humour downvoted you

NapalmGiraffe ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:01:53 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™d be funny to way more people if grad school students ever communicated like that ever, but they donโ€™t. Jokes land when thereโ€™s a hint of truth underneath, so obviously someone saying that 22-28 year olds would talk like this wasnโ€™t even remotely funny (to the majority of people)

CrouchingPuma ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 21:29:36 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Grad students would definitely do this as a joke with their friends

This looks fake anyway

Woperelli87 ยท 2632 points ยท Posted at 09:34:09 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How old are these people? Iโ€™m guessing 14 at most

mitochondrial_steve ยท 1258 points ยท Posted at 11:36:18 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is Reddit. 90% of everything posted here is from 9th graders.

jaykay2017 ยท 878 points ยท Posted at 12:11:56 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Been on Reddit for a year or so now and still blew my mind recently where I was reading comments somewhere and some kid said he was like 12... I'm reading, learning and and taking into account the opinions of 12 year olds.

baref00tmama ยท 237 points ยท Posted at 13:06:32 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I just laugh at comments like "grow up" and remember how stupid I was at that age.

Bootylove4185 ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 14:36:01 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My friends introduced in 2009 and Iโ€™ve never went back dammit reddit

Medraut_Orthon ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:53:32 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

wut

ScientificMeth0d ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 16:59:56 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

His friends introduced in 2009 and he never went back.

Rest in pepperoni

Medraut_Orthon ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:04:47 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

wut

ChKliffnme ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:14:44 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

His friends introduced in 2009 and he never went back. Rest in pepperoni

Lay in sliced circular meat

Zenexar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:20:46 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

wut

Nemyosel ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:37:46 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Haha yes funny joke fellow old person, I am also very old and not in school anymore haha

baref00tmama ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:11:51 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not very old, I'm moderately old.

CrouchingPuma ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:30:39 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How was the Civil War???

Iamaveryniceguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:58 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It was pretty good, I met Captain America! I even stole his shield!

baref00tmama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:00 on November 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not as titled.

[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:46:31 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think this is one of the main reasons why reddit can radicalize people - the โ€œfree speech/free debate of ideasโ€ concept would make sense if all reddit users were fully rational agents able to weigh evidence and credibility. But (sometimes not necessarily just due to age) plenty of people can be easily swayed just by writing that seems assured and authoritative. So you get 12 and 13 year olds indoctrinated with weird neckbeardy talking points

DuceGiharm ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:31:39 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lol you really overestimate the rationality of adults

DopeFiendDramaQueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:10 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s also because people read a headline or title and immediately go off when they havenโ€™t read the post body or article for more information, or they take something they just read at face value. I see this a lot with grown adults and not just on Reddit, Facebook is terrible for it.

deafwishh ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 13:43:14 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I didnโ€™t even really start using reddit until last year, Iโ€™m 25, I just had to find a source of cool articles and nonsense that wasnโ€™t the cesspool that Facebook is. Reddit can get pretty bad but Facebook, MAN that place is bad.

MinotaurWarrior ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:23:14 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Its all children and constipated people.

DrowningBeast ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 12:16:54 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yep can confirm I got reddit when I was 11

yolafaml ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 13:10:39 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

redditor for 1 year

1rye ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:15:56 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Quite often, people will create new reddit accounts.

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:11:22 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:24:06 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

For me, it was funnyjunk

BiBiBicycle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:18:53 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

icanhazcheeseburger.com

Going on too 4chan for 5 minutes and getting scared

This was probably 10 years ago

wombatx88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:23 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hah, me too! Probably more than 5 years ago now. Does it still exist?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:44 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just looked it up, apparently it does. The front page had less than 1000 likes on everything though, so it's definitely gotten less popular.

wombatx88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:13 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oof.. I seem to remember it was relatively popular when I was using it. Oh well.

deshthrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:29 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

O yeah bitch

DrowningBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:47 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nope 13 right now

[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:56:15 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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Jahonh007 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:42:53 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

no

DrowningBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:13 on December 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes

ShameAlter ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 13:05:56 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Made an account when I was 12, didn't really get reddit, came back after a year, and then proceeded to accomplish absolutely nothing ever since.

chiefos ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 13:22:03 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The way you're talking you're either 13 or 42.

ShameAlter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:46 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm 16 right now so close enough I guess

chiefos ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:45:56 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Spoken like a true 57 year old.

bjs2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:22:42 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And thatโ€™s when you realize Reddit is an enormous waste of time

BiBiBicycle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:18:05 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dude I saw an AskReddit post where kids were talking about stuff happening at camp and in school. It was so bizarre. Top comments too and the question was about dating or some such. Freaked me out.

Some subs do skew older though. I ran a survey for /r/TheHandmaidsTale and the percentage of people under 18 was small, none under 14.

Random_Link_Roulette ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:41 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Now take that knowledge right?

Following me?

Apply it to all the commenters on gonewild type subs

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:13:57 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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jaykay2017 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:29:37 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

We'll allow you to stay after you apologize for every comment you made before you were a teenager

SkinnyBlunt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:44:07 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah where do you think the political posts on reddit come from

Gamzy92 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 12:22:32 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Can confirm, 26 and in 9th grade

Bloody_Insane ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:24:43 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No u

Free_Mind ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:06:42 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wait what arenโ€™t most active reddit users (who post/comment) in their 20s?

justaguyyakno ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:22:03 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Here's a break down. Unfortunately no survey done on users under 18, but I'd guess that they are just as/if not more frequent than generations who grew up with computers and social media.

Zumoari ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:49:46 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It seems to be behind a paywall, so that doesn't really help.

NeonRedSharpie ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:17:21 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Absolute-Hate ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:07:09 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

69% of American Reddit users are male.

There are no females on the internet.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:00 on November 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The other 31% are bots.

Andariuss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:41:04 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yahoo is more popular than reddit? I don't think I would have guessed that.

Free_Mind ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:48:31 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Keep in mind Yahoo is still default in a lot of browsers, and Yahoo news + stocks is quite popular

Jesta23 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:14:08 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m pretty sure the average age of reddit is near 30-35 now.

Reddit is for old people.

People on reddit wonโ€™t admit it, but itโ€™s true. Thatโ€™s why 90โ€™s nostalgia crap makes the front page all the time.

Woperelli87 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:08:44 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lmaooooo wtf are you talking about?

They did a demographic survey on some subs and half of them are straight white high school men. Explains the embarrassing posts like this one.

HeyBaul ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:43 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly, some subs, not all. Dipshit.

JallerBaller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:01 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

People who didn't live in the 90s love the 90s. Source: am 19, my peers, none of whom grew up in the 90s, love the 90s

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:26 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I agree average age is probably around 30 now. Disagree that thats old.

Jakewake52 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:16 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Have you seen the pewdiepie subreddits? Clearly reddit is full of 9 year olds

whathappenedhere2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:31 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Most posters throughout the internet are probably 9th graders.

whohidesbehindamask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:22 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

laughs in 8th grade

AlexM2K2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:21 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

stfu im an 11th grader haba get rekt libtard /s

[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 12:58:19 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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lazulilord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:05:00 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The rest of the world isnโ€™t like the US when it comes to our news. In Europe, at least, we actually get loads of coverage about your politics as well as our own, whereas the US news is a lot more US focused.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:26 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why is that? I assume if youre in australia you dont also know everything going on in spain or hungary, so why so much focus on US news/politics?

lazulilord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:12 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Generally because whatever your president decides to do will affect us in some way, so itโ€™s good to cover.

LampytheLampLamp ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:19:49 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm gonna be 100% honest, I was still sending this stuff early senior year. I was a cringy piece of shit

TheCommonwealthKing ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:30:14 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's sad that I'm in college and people still do this crap

Hilbertt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:41 on November 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
  1. I can confirm. I get these things all the fucking time but I just ignore them
NYSThroughway ยท 1246 points ยท Posted at 06:14:20 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

its just the same question re-worded a bunch of times. That's a huge pet peeve of mine, i haaaate that shit.

imcrafty45065 ยท 1536 points ยท Posted at 06:22:44 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
  1. Validate me.

  2. VALIDATE me?

  3. Validate ME!

  4. Validate ME?

  5. Validate, me?

  6. VALIDATE ME.

  7. Validate, me?

  8. Validate me.

  9. Valid date me?

  10. Valid hate me.

flyingtacodog ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 16:27:14 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No

No

No

๐Ÿ’

No

No

No

No

No

No

scottland_666 ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 10:52:48 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I read this to the tune of Bullet by the Misfits

JohnCenaLunchbox ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:15:30 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ride, Johnny, ride.

imcrafty45065 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:28:22 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ride, Johnny, ride...

the_icon32 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:15:13 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Could also add in "sexually" after "me."

imcrafty45065 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:27:06 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Gross

iblamejoelsteinberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:55 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My name is Warner Brandis, my voice is my passport, Validate me!

jcbfgd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:27 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Check please!

[deleted] ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 08:40:20 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hey if you get 9 hard NOs and 1 soft NO which you can sort of kind of mental gymnastic into thinking is a MAYBE.... then there's hope!

Kudos to the girl for being brutally honest though.

PogueEthics ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 12:49:56 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I dont know... apparently she loves that hes very consistent. That'll probably grow into a deep burning desire

urdsrevenge ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 13:55:30 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why does that annoy you? For what reasons does this make you annoyed? If this does annoy you please state why.

NYSThroughway ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:38:56 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

lol i'm stupid, took me a second

josriley ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:45:48 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Young me was so afraid of rejection, it was hard to work up the courage to ask once, much less open myself up to 9 consecutive nos.

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 11:36:33 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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ActualWeed ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:40:56 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you want to get some coffee?

syke

send nudes

PhuckleberryPhinn ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:55:33 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

12 year olds can't drive or drink coffee though

bjs2 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:24:30 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ah yes, I forgot about the legal drinking age for coffee

BradGatov ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:39:48 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In real surveys, for actual research purposes, they do that intentionally, because if the results don't match, that survey was likely filled in randomly and is invalid. I wonder if this guy is doing a research paper on rejection.

NYSThroughway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:35 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

haha nice one

Heroic-Dose ยท 318 points ยท Posted at 07:32:40 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i read 2) as "take you home" in a positive manner at first. didnt seem to fit the rest

WarriorsFanCuzLAbron ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 09:54:16 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i think she meant take him back to HIS home to drop him off.

EmoSquiddy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:45:13 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

this makes the most sense

LAJ- ยท 264 points ยท Posted at 09:23:01 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t think anyone wants to be hit with โ€˜consistencyโ€™ as their most favourable trait. That right there is an ego killer.

SmiralePas1907 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 12:43:26 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Explain please? That seemed to me the only nice thing in the response

thedudebangsyoshi ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 12:47:22 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He's consistently pestering her with this shit

[deleted] ยท -146 points ยท Posted at 12:47:28 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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brinkworthspoon ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 13:06:27 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

bad bot

ActualWeed ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 13:42:53 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking hate this unnecessary bot.

GrumpySarlacc ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:43:54 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Worst bot

TheHappyMurderMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:44 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

bad bot

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Brandonmeens ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:01:42 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Completely useless bot

Phoenix3245 ยท 1381 points ยท Posted at 05:21:19 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh lord no, no no no, I hope she blocked him.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ DissimilarBreed ยท 1282 points ยท Posted at 05:47:14 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He replied โ€œdamn really?โ€ And she left him on read ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚

Holy_Crust ยท 525 points ยท Posted at 06:41:09 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So you're saying there's a chance?

-Dies- ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 08:44:49 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Thereโ€™s definitely a chance, maybe if I bring her flowers itโ€™ll work. If not, then Iโ€™ll tell her how much of a bitch she is for sucking Chad cock over mine!

Hojomasako ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 11:03:19 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He was only 1 reply from being r/niceguys

andybarkerswife ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:59:18 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe if I sent a barbershop quartet to her work and a musical ladybug she will know how much I love her.

Brandonmeens ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:01:14 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just another Stacy ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคง

Un-Named ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 12:34:41 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, you accidently left me on read lol

Fire1eater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:45 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lmfao

girraween ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 11:15:05 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How old are these people?

LeSkink ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:42:48 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Probably 12

Delete_cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:33 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How can u b so sur

maximim220 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 12:09:21 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At least he isn't a niceguyTM

Laiize ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:58:12 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Niceguysโ„ข take time to be properly crafted.

See, he has to be forged in the flames of self-pity for a while, being shaped by the hammer of watching girls he's attracted to go out with guys who are more attractive and/or fun to be around against the anvil of his own confusion as to why no girls (really no one of either gender, but all he cares about is vagina-owners) want to be around him constantly validating him and his aura of fun-draining.

Only after several years of that can you have a proper Niceguyโ„ข

_-o-o_i_u-pi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:21:36 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Rip.

Boy dug his own grave

slippinonsemen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:52:17 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

lmfaoo she totally showed him ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

lazulilord ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:05:52 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Epic Style ๐Ÿ˜Ž

amandacox86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:37 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But what was the 10th question???

Krynique ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:53:12 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What does the coloured in part say?

flaim ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:45:18 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m gonna make a guess here and assume that they donโ€™t want you to know, which is why itโ€™s colored in.

Krynique ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:36:08 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But... I want to know

flaim ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:22:42 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds like a you problem.

ulpisen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:51 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

she did say that her favorite thing about him was his consistency, so if anything she's encouraging it

wonderb0lt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:11 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
realsupertiny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:39 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow nice, you went out of your way to link not one, but two, HIMYM reaction gifs to your comment. I... I'm sort of impressed if I'm being honest dude

LauraGarza1988 ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 05:25:59 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Heโ€™s just aching for some major disappointment.

linemonster ยท 179 points ยท Posted at 10:46:53 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

โ€žShe thinks Iโ€˜m consistent, so basically weโ€˜re dating now.โ€œ

Bramasta ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 11:02:44 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Later virgins

[deleted] ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 11:13:10 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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lsiunl ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:51:25 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I canโ€™t imagine anyone over 18 to unironically do this, this is some cringey ass middle school shit

Outsourced_Ninja ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 11:02:31 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ya boi shot his shot. Repeatedly, with minor variations.

Vox_Carnifex ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 13:19:05 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Boi emptied his whole mag bruh

porneiastar ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 12:02:48 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Uh oh, she โ€œcomplimentedโ€ his consistency. He will run with that thinking he has a chance for the next 6 months

chowchow_ ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 10:41:10 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yikes. Don't get it why people send shit like this, if you wanna date them just ask and if you're looking for validation just ask your parents (assuming this guy doesn't have any friends to ask)

Hayleycakes2009 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 11:31:08 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

See I think that's where a lot of this desperation for attention comes from, the parents ignore the kids as well.

PM_ME_HL3 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:38:22 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

big oof big ouch on that one. didnโ€™t really get much validation from my parents as a child and when i was bullied they kinda swept it under the rug and didnโ€™t pay much attention to it.

cut to my puberty years of me being an attention seeker and getting way too attached to girls way too early. i definitely think thereโ€™s an overlap and even tho that guy is creepy, man i really feel bad for him.

that is if heโ€™s a kid. if heโ€™s above the age of 16 pulling that shit he needs to get a grip

Kaloyan14 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:23 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think I feel you so much right now...

MentalFirefighter ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:02:42 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Parents: You're useless, have a shit personality and nobody will ever love you.

white-bread_ ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 11:07:10 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve seen these, theyโ€™re so fucking stupid

โ€œ๐Ÿ˜would๐Ÿ˜u๐Ÿ‘ˆDATE๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜˜me๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ? BE๐ŸŒˆHONEST๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ

MentalFirefighter ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:03:27 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who wouldn't date a white bread?

Megasteel32 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:06:59 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So many "Swipe up with a #" or "This is dumb but whatever" posts holy shit. Never seen any of this actually work

Satansexandnoregrets ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:56:58 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฏWould๐Ÿ”—๐Ÿ’ฏyou๐Ÿซdateโคme๐Ÿ‘ณ?๐Ÿ˜กBE๐Ÿ˜‡HONEST๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:25 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yikes.

dowser88 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:37:17 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dylanโ€™s got game... works 90% of the time, none of the time

snarpsta ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 10:58:26 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"your consistency", so he's consistently a creep that sends unsolicited advances via Snapchat? Sounds like a winner!

glenthesboy ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:00:16 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wanna know whatโ€™s behind the blacked out bit ๐Ÿค”

ActualWeed ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:43:50 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Names, probably.

pseudangelos ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:57:24 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Brutal but well-deserved reply there.

Dylanb249 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:12:24 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not the best time to be named Dylan... Ouch

alaydalols ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:32:46 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thumbs up on the replies..

vorpalsnickersnack ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:28:27 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d say Dylan has his work cut out for him

Division595 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:02:00 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow. Full auto, rapid fire rejection.

bullanguero82 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:40:36 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well... You'll never get a girl if you don't take a chance!!

You'll also never get a girl taking chances that way, but that's an issue for another day.

thethunderkid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:53:22 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So you like me for my consistency... alright Iโ€™ll take it.

njklein58 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:27:22 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He set himself up to be murdered and she fucking butchered him.

gotta_creamy_fillin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:22:38 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hey at least he got an "eh"

YousIBE64-279 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:21:44 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That hurtsssssss

Cyper2Tron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:00:59 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So did you forget about the name at the side (Dylan)

nastypanass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:58 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Because thereโ€™s only one Dylan in the world right

Toastb4Roast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:26 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well. I know exactly who sent these!!! It was that Dylan guy!

P.S. why are Dylans always like this?

TheLastSpeedster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:46:44 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I seriously dont understand these snapchat things my friends are all posting 11:11 things where i guess your supposed to say who you care about? And swipe up and so and so. And just a list of questions to make people feel good about themselves.

mysterytea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:01:39 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Im about to cry at โ€œyour consistencyโ€

X_Shadow101_X ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:26:02 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus fuck. Least she's honest lmao

TelekineticRape ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:09:02 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"Smash or pass" smash, with a large piece of pottery.

Laiize ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:05 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

NightGuy8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:30 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

These words cut deeper than any blade - Zabuza Momochi

thetoxxy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:57 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Rip Dylan

wooooogle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:33 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hereโ€™s some context from a fellow teen: Usually people post shit like โ€œswipe up with _____โ€ and whoever replies gets copy paste questions to answer so Dylan here copy pasted from another guy to send to multiple people like OPs friend; the questions are pretty sad though (Iโ€™ll update you guys later to see if I can find something similar from my classmates so itโ€™s more clear. Sorry for the crap explanation)

muzak23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:54 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I get these a bunch, even when I swipe up on a guyโ€˜s post then itโ€™s awkward.

wooooogle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:15 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Megasteel32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:22 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Obviously fake, its not jpged enough from repeated screenshots

sawright20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:37 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My 17 year old cousin posted to his story โ€œSwipe up if youโ€™re a girl.โ€ Then he sent this exact same thing to every girl that swiped up. When I asked him if this actually worked out for him he said it works really well. I donโ€™t believe him.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:36 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

there is actually like no way you can ask a girl at your school this that you arent in a relationship with or ironically that will answer positively

DracZ_SG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:52 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

F

napoleoncalifornia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:25 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf dude. It's dead already. Stop shooting

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:35 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ouch...

Spinomine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:09 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Should've told him he's a fucking creep. That would have made him realize how much of a weirdo he appears to be. Instead of that I'm afraid that he'll just think other people are dicks and it's not his fault

slhouston ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:36 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Very sad cringe

tenion_the_offender ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:10:14 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

>eh
>๐Ÿ˜ซ
Oof.

MagmaMoose56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:51 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Brutal

Mexicanqueef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:35 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit I friends with my friends younger sister and she's just starting high school but she always gets shit like this.

Boydle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:29 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Your consistency lol

anoleiam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:42 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They're all just the same question said in different ways

Ninjajuicer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:32 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of the skit from Dumb and Dumber.

we_re_all_dead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:26 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be so happy that she at least answered me

oJoyGasmicTACOS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:49 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ouch, if this is not satire then this is brutal!

CheekyChaise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:36 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's an oof

Tomusesreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:24 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

โ€˜Ehโ€™ lmao

Brilliant_Cookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:19 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like you just say no.

Accidental_Shadows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:03 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm most concerned about #4

NonFatPrawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:37 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

An 'eh' in terms of hotness, honestly Im surprised he got that much

Papa_Smjordeig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:20 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

F

duckduckseduce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:00 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dylan is a girl's name?

ville1001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:00 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oof, you where brutally honest!

AthenaPallas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:37 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Imma send this to my ex

theevilhillbilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:54 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn I always forget how men aren't subtle at all when flirting.

Khakichief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:29 on November 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The "could you come get me" is the part that really gets me

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:46 on November 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yikes what a disgusting pathetic loser...ugh so many morons like this it's disgusting.

noodlyjames ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 14:48:14 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It is sad but he has more guts than a lot of us.

Would her response have been the same if this were a hot guy she had a crush on? No.

So kudos for the guy at least having the guts to put himself out there.

jmbc3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:18 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah super cringe but shooters shoot. Heโ€™s just got an ugly ass jumper.

AlexM2K2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:15:02 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
jdPetacho ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 16:07:18 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd say this is sad, but a friend of mine, 22 year old, was chatting with a guy she met on Tinder. He asked her to send him a photo, she did, he then said "send me a sexier photo", she got really offended and he told her "sorry, I don't want to ruin this before it begins", they went out, she was in his car, he tried to kiss her multiple times and she pushed him away, until she finally didn't, and they've been dating for 5 months now... So I believe anything is possible now

MentalFirefighter ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:04:06 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf

jdPetacho ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:16 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know why I'm getting down votes, I actually have prints that she sent me of their conversations... Maybe I'll share those here sometime

MentalFirefighter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:07:14 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If they ended up in love I guess it would be r/happycringe

jdPetacho ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:09:51 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well, I don't know if they are in love, but watching that story unravel in real time, yes, she texted me while she was with him, and he'd be texting other girls, was the weirdest thing, and I couldn't believe what was happening.