Thatโs โFree Softwareโ. Please get the capitalization correct or I will end this interview right now. You should have read my rider before talking with me[0].
This what happens when language let programmers DRY themselves out too much, they confuse print-to-log with print-to-paper. Go doesn't have generics for this exact reason.
alois31 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 12:24:23 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, what's the difference? The teletypewriter in my office prints my logs to paper all the time!
r2d2_21 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:46:30 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Paper is made of wood. Wood usually comes from trees in the form of logs.
CptJero ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:13:18 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot I was on PCJ and was about to post this comment.
10/10
nakilon ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 07:41:23 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
We need to act against this vile heresy NOW before it's too late, oh children of Teh Script. The Cult of Teh Lizard, in their wisdom, made only moral languages webscael.
But they unleashed a beast that shall be used by those heretics to defile that which is holiest of holly!
Confirmed on Samsung 55" Class LED NU8000 Series 2160p Smart 4K UHD 8 Series with advanced smart browsing with voice control, which finds your shows easily
The kind who want some of those sweet, sweet GitHub thumbs up. Also the kind who don't read the issue and don't realise that it's a simple hygiene bug and doesn't have to be confirmed over and over on whatever the hell OS/browser they're using.
it's a simple hygiene bug and doesn't have to be confirmed over and over on whatever the hell OS/browser they're using.
I know nothing of JS, because I'm not a webshit, but presumably it'll happen on every browser on every OS because that's the Javascript "spec"? The window.print function prints to a printer?
"I can't copy this movie to my 32GB flash drive, it says disk full? I'm on Ubuntu 14.04, x64, Core 2 Duo Q6600, 3.2 GHz (or 3.4??), 512 MB RAM, 30 GB SSD and 500 GB HDD, two floppy drives..."
I think some people just feel compelled to puke up their hardware specs. These might be the same people who think they need to buy a laptop in order to start programming or doing gamedev. You know, worried that if they use an older computer, the code will be poisoned.
A 30gb drive is huge, let alone a 500gb drive. I get by just fine with my 200mb drive running a stripped down version of arch. What on earth could anybody use that much disk space for?
It is probably all that Unicode bullshit taking up extra space. Fuck emoji.
Straight ascii for me, thanks. Itโs all my VT-100 console can handle. All I see from these blithering idiots are hollow boxes, which is fine because whatever they wrote isnโt worth reading.
Look at you with your 7-bit chars. Meanwhile those of us with real work to do use 6-bit, uppercase only chars because they don't waste space in a 36 bit word.
I like the idea of printing stack-traces on a real printer instead of console log
Yea, but on the off chance that this isn't meant sarcastically - please think of the environment >before you needlessly print every single last crap.
Paper doesn't just come from the supplier, you know.
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[deleted] ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 05:32:47 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
jeremyjh ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 10:35:03 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed on Arch Linux btw.
andiconda ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 12:47:37 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed on Free BSD btw.
spookthesunset ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:17:43 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, BSD isnโt Free Software, it is Open Source. Stallman spits on your grave, good sir.
I use arch, btw.
three18ti ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:12:35 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Is /u/andiconda died?
andiconda ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:19:53 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. I'm dieded. It was Stallman. Don't question free software.
spookthesunset ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:16:15 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs โFree Softwareโ. Please get the capitalization correct or I will end this interview right now. You should have read my rider before talking with me[0].
[0] https://github.com/ddol/rre-rms/blob/master/rider.txt
ProfessorSexyTime ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:17:50 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Not even OpenBSD or even HardenedBSD, smh you security unaware pleb.
three18ti ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:13:03 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I use FreeNAS btw. From the web browser!
Volt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:15 on June 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Live Free or die BSD
CantGetAGirlfriend ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 12:55:38 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Just in case it's needed...
Confirmed on Opera btw.
DC2SEA ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:55:12 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed on bare metal.
andiconda ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:49:50 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed on butterfly effect btw
ponybau5 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:25:35 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed on the infinity stones btw
WagwanKenobi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:28:24 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed on infinite tape Turing machine btw
DC2SEA ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:03:14 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed on your mom btw
incredulitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:52 on June 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
confirmed on node.js
ahappyhuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:00 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Also confirmed on elinks
voidvector ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 06:24:25 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This what happens when language let programmers DRY themselves out too much, they confuse print-to-log with print-to-paper. Go doesn't have generics for this exact reason.
alois31 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 12:24:23 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, what's the difference? The teletypewriter in my office prints my logs to paper all the time!
r2d2_21 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:46:30 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Paper is made of wood. Wood usually comes from trees in the form of logs.
CptJero ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:13:18 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot I was on PCJ and was about to post this comment.
10/10
nakilon ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 07:41:23 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
At least it's cross-platform.
Canenald ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 08:53:44 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's what happens when you let C and .NET developers defile the holy scrip with their wasm heresy. Printing errors to printer lol.
bmarkovic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:56:48 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
We need to act against this vile heresy NOW before it's too late, oh children of Teh Script. The Cult of Teh Lizard, in their wisdom, made only moral languages webscael.
But they unleashed a beast that shall be used by those heretics to defile that which is holiest of holly!
ProfessorSexyTime ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 15:17:04 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
...the fuck does 2 rockets mean?
India has their own browser?
citewiki ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:26:10 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It's two rocket sciences
r2d2_21 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:51:14 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
๐งฆ
the_pasemi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:56:08 on June 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well yeah, how else are you supposed to get around in India?
t04glovern ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:04:19 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
the_pasemi ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:59:31 on June 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed on SKECHERS S Lights: Luminator Sneakers, kids' size 6.5
hi_welcome2chilis ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:32:47 on June 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed on Samsung 55" Class LED NU8000 Series 2160p Smart 4K UHD 8 Series with advanced smart browsing with voice control, which finds your shows easily
BillyIII ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 06:33:36 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
/r/loljs at most imho.
Poddster ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 09:59:27 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed in Arch/pcj 1.2.3
What kind of twat wants to confirm a bug on an OSS project?
haskell_leghumper ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 11:11:00 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*
The kind who want some of those sweet, sweet GitHub thumbs up. Also the kind who don't read the issue and don't realise that it's a simple hygiene bug and doesn't have to be confirmed over and over on whatever the hell OS/browser they're using.
Poddster ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:03:23 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I know nothing of JS, because I'm not a webshit, but presumably it'll happen on every browser on every OS because that's the Javascript "spec"? The
window.printfunction prints to a printer?haskell_leghumper ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:11:08 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah, it's not a platform-dependent bug. Probably caused by codegen/minification/some 1xer writing the wrong one by hand or whatever.
Poddster ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:19:26 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
But I just span up 8 different OS versions across 15 VMs to test out 45 different browser versions.
I was going to be super helpful.
malstank ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:37:55 on June 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Make sure you make a separate post for each one, compiling them into a single post would be to much info for dot net devs to grok.
VeganVagiVore ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:23:45 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*
"I can't copy this movie to my 32GB flash drive, it says disk full? I'm on Ubuntu 14.04, x64, Core 2 Duo Q6600, 3.2 GHz (or 3.4??), 512 MB RAM, 30 GB SSD and 500 GB HDD, two floppy drives..."
I think some people just feel compelled to puke up their hardware specs. These might be the same people who think they need to buy a laptop in order to start programming or doing gamedev. You know, worried that if they use an older computer, the code will be poisoned.
spookthesunset ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:20:33 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A 30gb drive is huge, let alone a 500gb drive. I get by just fine with my 200mb drive running a stripped down version of arch. What on earth could anybody use that much disk space for?
It is probably all that Unicode bullshit taking up extra space. Fuck emoji.
VeganVagiVore ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:32:56 on June 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
UTF-8 is true nanny state liberalism, making all my multi-MB text files twice as big just so that a Frenchman can add a bunch of lines to his vowels
spookthesunset ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:09:34 on June 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Right? And little kids can do their poop emojis.
Straight ascii for me, thanks. Itโs all my VT-100 console can handle. All I see from these blithering idiots are hollow boxes, which is fine because whatever they wrote isnโt worth reading.
VeganVagiVore ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:53:50 on June 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I got your emoji right here buddy: :^)
SnapshillBotFan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:13 on June 22, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Fixed 7-bit ASCII on hardware with dedicated 7bit ASCII processor. No wasted bits here.
NotSoButFarOtherwise ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:29:55 on June 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Look at you with your 7-bit chars. Meanwhile those of us with real work to do use 6-bit, uppercase only chars because they don't waste space in a 36 bit word.
suur-siil ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:42:55 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
*reads*
Looks at Toshiba T2150CDT sitting on my other desk at the moment with its *quad-speed CD-ROM drive* sticker shining in the sunlight.
grep -RFi poison /tonsofmiso ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:17:29 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed on Samsung fridge running emulated Nintendo switch browser
thephotoman ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:08:24 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The real jerk is in the comments:
This but unironically.
try(Unjerk u = Unjerk.getInstance()){
ย ย ย ย This but unironically.
}
DevilSauron ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:30:04 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Issue: Pressing the launch button at the Kennedy Space Center launches nukes instead.
VLKN ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:38:41 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
JPL: Just tested, works fine on my machine.
tpgreyknight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:07 on June 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Get the heck outta here with your RSI lang, this is a dotnet shop.
thephotoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:37 on June 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
...Wait, how does dotnet do singletons these days?
tpgreyknight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:40:15 on June 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well for starters it'd be GetInstance, you Philistine.
bmarkovic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:50 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: this only happens when you try to force DotKmet to be webscael.
Leave it to Microsoft to make every other fuckup seem like amateur hour fuckups.
Aphix ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:36:58 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
"You can foobar an abacus."
NotSoButFarOtherwise ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:31:20 on June 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, what else is it supposed to do? Return an integer*?
* That's actually a float because reasons?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:29 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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deveh11 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:24:47 on June 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Hello
scratchisthebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:51 on June 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)