alexeiz ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:37:16 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What's Arch?
OK, OK, I'll show myself out...
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:44:14 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
If this was an interviewee question at my interview for 10xer Rockstar Jedi Mind Blowing Amazing Ninja Samurai Knight Monarchist apps, I'd throw my Agile whiteboard and Scrum squeeky toy (you squeek it when someone is talking too much or gets off into sidebars) straight at your face with all the power of a mid-30s soy-latte addicted manchild with a hefty beard and an even heftier appetite for Soylent and emoji git commit -m '๐ Fixed ALL the BUGS!!!!11 ๐๐คฃ messages.
TheWheez ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:14:39 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Why worry about polish when you can just memorize emoji character codes
Scrum squeeky toy (you squeek it when someone is talking too much or gets off into sidebars)
Oh dang I want to get one of these now
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:21 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What did he mean by this??? ๐ค
artotal ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:44:52 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
And is more efficient than everyone.
noogai03 ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 17:10:10 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I code in vim. I have no idea what IDE all the cool kids are using these days for the kind of programming I do; vim works, it's powerful, and I haven't had any reason to explore newer alternatives.
Stackoverflow always delivers.
pcopley ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:34:38 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny how the guy REEEEE'ing about vim and "the cool kids" is probably the same guy who would be appalled at the prospect of having to work with someone who was 45 years old.
Crinergy ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:34:18 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I use vim and wish I could work with people all my age or older
I use Gentoo btw
furrthur ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:25:38 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in college, I interviewed for a co-op position. The interview was going well, the guy was getting visibly excited about the prospect of working together, until he asked me "Do you know about Hungarian notation?"
I answered no, but I'm sure I could pick it up. From that point, he just clammed up, and from then I knew it was over.
When I got home, I looked up what Hungarian notation was, as it was clearly a Big Deal and Very Important... It's just a naming convention for your variables/functions. I'm still bitter about this 15 years later...
/uj TIL I use a little Hungarian notation in my code (specifically m for member and p for pointer). If I didn't get hired for not knowing the name, I'd slap that hiring manager around a bit with a large trout.
pcopley ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 17:32:29 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I love that answer isn't "of course not, you fucking idiot," it's "you're underselling RStudio a bit."
I asked him if he was comfortable coding in R, and he said yes, but he didn't know what RStudio was, which in the last 4 or 5 years has become the de facto standard IDE for writing R code.
lol no Emacs with ESS
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:02:48 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. If you like Vim over Spacemacs bro wtf are you even applying here for.
The last Radiohead album sounds like Yorke was howling through a mattress, which is just how the keybindings feel.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:29 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I admittedly haven't paid attention to anything past In Rainbows (it seems like there isn't much after but I could be wrong), but yeah the key bindings are unintuitive
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:24:46 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
> Spacemacs
I feel personally attacked.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:32:54 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
> Spacemacs
I feel personally attacked.
I'm so sorry ๐ ๐ I didn't โโ mean to offend you ๐ข. Here take these ๐ and inject this ๐ you should feel better ๐๐๐
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:54 on January 19, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I code in Emacs and everything just works and of course I'm aware that Emacs is just a tool but it just so happens that it's the single best one so I'm in fact not interested in all those new "IDEs" which I don't even have to look at to know Emacs is more powerful thank you very much
Thank you for calling out spacemacs. I do not yet know the horrors of doomacs, but spacemacs is truly repugnant. If you can't get it from the GNU archives, it's not worth putting on your computer.
rubdos ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:22:23 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I code in vim. I have no idea what IDE all the cool kids are using these days for the kind of programming I do; vim works, it's powerful, and I haven't had any reason to explore newer alternatives.
dasherzx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:58:18 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
cant jerk. worked with non-junior engineers who couldnt tell which version is their visual studio. and the difference between sql server and sql server management studio
Like you wouldn't hire a carpenter who doesn't know what a hammer is.
Or someone who hadn't written code in anything but notepad.
Or someone who hasn't used VCS
/Jerk
Doesn't have an Atom tattoo...SMH literally worse than Hitler.
[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 18:46:09 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wow another amazing /r/programmerhumor or proggit tier "muh tool from muh toolbelt for right job xd" epic carpentry analogy repeated 10000x in every realm of programming for the past few decades
Saved comment
affectation_man ยท 233 points ยท Posted at 15:58:43 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I can top that. I once interviewed someone and they didn't know which anime my github avatar came from.
Ermm... NEXT!
B-Con ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 02:37:59 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe your waifu is just shit.
loopsdeer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:48:31 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
R slash unexpected Rule 34 can't unsee it now
[deleted] ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 15:34:50 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
StallmanTheLeft ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 15:43:54 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I bet he also uses Arch.
alexeiz ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:37:16 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What's Arch?
OK, OK, I'll show myself out...
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:44:14 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
If this was an interviewee question at my interview for 10xer Rockstar Jedi Mind Blowing Amazing Ninja Samurai Knight Monarchist apps, I'd throw my Agile whiteboard and Scrum squeeky toy (you squeek it when someone is talking too much or gets off into sidebars) straight at your face with all the power of a mid-30s soy-latte addicted manchild with a hefty beard and an even heftier appetite for Soylent and emoji
git commit -m '๐ Fixed ALL the BUGS!!!!11 ๐๐คฃmessages.TheWheez ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:14:39 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Why worry about polish when you can just memorize emoji character codes
AcrimoniusAlpaca ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:25:22 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I can't even. Quite literally, so. I can't.
Private-Public ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:51:27 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh yes, the obnoxious passive-aggressive scrum master, because using your words and treating people like people is too hard
tpgreyknight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:07:45 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Oh dang I want to get one of these now
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:21 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What did he mean by this??? ๐ค
artotal ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:44:52 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
And is more efficient than everyone.
noogai03 ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 17:10:10 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Stackoverflow always delivers.
pcopley ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:34:38 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny how the guy REEEEE'ing about vim and "the cool kids" is probably the same guy who would be appalled at the prospect of having to work with someone who was 45 years old.
Crinergy ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:34:18 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I use vim and wish I could work with people all my age or older
I use Gentoo btw
furrthur ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:25:38 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
10 bucks says this is also his OkCupid bio
mattgrande ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 16:25:42 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in college, I interviewed for a co-op position. The interview was going well, the guy was getting visibly excited about the prospect of working together, until he asked me "Do you know about Hungarian notation?"
I answered no, but I'm sure I could pick it up. From that point, he just clammed up, and from then I knew it was over.
When I got home, I looked up what Hungarian notation was, as it was clearly a Big Deal and Very Important... It's just a naming convention for your variables/functions. I'm still bitter about this 15 years later...
shinmai_rookie ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 16:31:48 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
/uj Is this a pasta or is it legit? Because Hungarian notation is something that literally takes one minute to understand wtf
mattgrande ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 16:32:44 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is a real thing that happened to me.
binaryblade ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:26:56 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You dodged a bullet, Hungarian would have scarred you for life.
hexasquid ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:15:42 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Nah it's great, I use it in haskal
loopsdeer ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:53:16 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You should use Revere Hungarian Notation, it's more efficient on the hardware.
flexmuzik ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 01:06:24 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I love it. Downvote me bitches.
KMIAL_reloaded ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:37:08 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Then why did Microsoft's Windows developers misunderstand it?
shinmai_rookie ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:14:13 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
They didn't, they just created a different, incompatible standard.
Crazy__Eddie ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:36:43 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Embrace. Extend.
[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 18:41:51 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
m_i32_ptr_Extngsh_h
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:23:28 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHGMHHH
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:23:44 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
m_AGH_h for u sir
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:35:00 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
m_pAGH_h since it's a big buffer tho
flexmuzik ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:07:36 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
LPCTZXYZ$o$STR myString
BaldLife ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:38:53 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What is this abomination?
TheWheez ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:16:21 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
CoC is clear that best practices are a "yes, and" only environment
m50d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:06 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
They didn't. Spolsky doesn't understand types.
postrv ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 17:53:11 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously you dodged a bullet there. Hungarian notation is fucking retarded.
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 18:07:19 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*
Great example of 90s bullshit MS hype.
>
LPWNDHURDEDURPTREX>
typedef void VOID;>
INT nObviouslyAnIntamazing_rando ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:21:42 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You mean it isnโt obvious what an LPCTSTR is?
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 21:48:34 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Long Pointer Counter Terrorist String ๐ค?
procsyma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:38 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Left pad centralized string
xyzuvwst ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:24:20 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Feels like EDK inherited that crap: https://github.com/tianocore/edk2/blob/master/EdkCompatibilityPkg/Foundation/Efi/Include/EfiTypes.h
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:33:12 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Straight up did. Probably some old lead dev or something.
bmarkovic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:44:41 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Not to mention the guy who found him not knowing about it to be some kind of a big deal.
WagwanKenobi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:13:58 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It's obsolete now that IDEs exist where you could hover over any variable and see its type.
loopsdeer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:54:57 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I really hope you're jerkin brah.
tpgreyknight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:09:36 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It's obsolete now that everybody writes Jabbascript and hence variables don't need to have types.
mshamory ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:41:16 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot what Hungarian notation was and assumed it was like Reverse Polish notation smh.
Shikadi297 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:00:38 on January 21, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
/uj TIL I use a little Hungarian notation in my code (specifically m for member and p for pointer). If I didn't get hired for not knowing the name, I'd slap that hiring manager around a bit with a large trout.
pcopley ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 17:32:29 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I love that answer isn't "of course not, you fucking idiot," it's "you're underselling RStudio a bit."
StallmanTheLeft ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 14:58:04 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I hope he does get rejected so he doesn't get exposed to the abomination that is RStudio.
KMIAL_reloaded ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:41:11 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Have you heard about VisualAge for Java?
bmarkovic ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:35:41 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Spyder for R is the best thing about that shitty bastard child of Matlab and SPSS and it's ecosystem.
VodkaHaze ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:11:22 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Best thing about R is switching to python data stack
bmarkovic ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:45:45 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yessss... I sssssee you're a fellow parssser-tongue asss welllll
Filthy Turingssess and their completenesss
ProfessorSexyTime ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:39:08 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
lol no Emacs with ESS
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:02:48 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. If you like Vim over Spacemacs bro wtf are you even applying here for.
hexasquid ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:18:08 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Spacemacs, like turning up to a Beatles show wearing an Oasis tshirt
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:26:45 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Oasis? Please, if I was using Atom or VS Code this would be more appropriate.
No, a Radiohead T-shirt makes more sense.
/uj
I like Emacs environment but its keybinds are meh.
hexasquid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:11 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The last Radiohead album sounds like Yorke was howling through a mattress, which is just how the keybindings feel.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:29 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I admittedly haven't paid attention to anything past In Rainbows (it seems like there isn't much after but I could be wrong), but yeah the key bindings are unintuitive
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:24:46 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
> Spacemacs
I feel personally attacked.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:32:54 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so sorry ๐ ๐ I didn't โโ mean to offend you ๐ข. Here take these ๐ and inject this ๐ you should feel better ๐๐๐
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:54 on January 19, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
From outer space.
SaphirShroom ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:20:38 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*
I code in Emacs and everything just works and of course I'm aware that Emacs is just a tool but it just so happens that it's the single best one so I'm in fact not interested in all those new "IDEs" which I don't even have to look at to know Emacs is more powerful thank you very much
tpgreyknight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:11:16 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Hey buddy you have a typo here, it's spelled "Emacs".
SaphirShroom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:13 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ah shit, thanks for catching that
tpgreyknight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:34 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well now nobody will understand my joke, oh well that's showbiz baby
fuck_bottom_text ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:33:45 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I can understand where he's coming from. I reject anyone that doesn't use emacs(and call the police on people that use space/doom emacs).
hexasquid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:19:33 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Spacemacs, for when you can't admit you were wrong to switch.
tpgreyknight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:55 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Those who do not use emacs will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
likes-beans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:22 on January 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for calling out spacemacs. I do not yet know the horrors of doomacs, but spacemacs is truly repugnant. If you can't get it from the GNU archives, it's not worth putting on your computer.
CountOneInterrupt ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:32:30 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing about R is code smell.
library(unjerk)Knowing about R is code smell.
rubdos ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:22:23 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
/r/meirl.
dasherzx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:58:18 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
cant jerk. worked with non-junior engineers who couldnt tell which version is their visual studio. and the difference between sql server and sql server management studio
tpgreyknight ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:14:05 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
We had an interview candidate who called us in because "the IDE was broken". It was putting red squiggly lines under all his code.
KMIAL_reloaded ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:40:38 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
yes
wafflePower1 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:53:33 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't hire iOS developer who hasn't heard about Xcode, go fuck yourself op
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:33:05 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yikes, an angry one here. Take a deep breath and
npm isnstall namasteBill_Morgan ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:19:24 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
But thereโs a difference between Xcode and RStudio
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:09 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
ios is a plaform...
BillyIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:32 on January 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Can't tell if subtle jerk or just stupid. fry.jpg
Bill_Morgan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:08:10 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
MY IDE HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YOUR IDE
flexmuzik ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:38:36 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Lotta people conflating โnot usingโ with โnot knowing of its existenceโ
three18ti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:41 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but not for the reason you're thinking...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:23 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Leave old magic man Kenny alone!
PlasmaSheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:58 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
lol 1 indexing
dhruvrajvanshi ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:10 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
/uj
Depending on the job, it might matter.
Like you wouldn't hire a carpenter who doesn't know what a hammer is.
Or someone who hadn't written code in anything but notepad.
Or someone who hasn't used VCS
/Jerk
Doesn't have an Atom tattoo...SMH literally worse than Hitler.
[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 18:46:09 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wow another amazing /r/programmerhumor or proggit tier "muh tool from muh toolbelt for right job xd" epic carpentry analogy repeated 10000x in every realm of programming for the past few decades
sportif11 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:26:11 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
holy fuck
SaphirShroom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:54 on January 18, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Carpenters are to programmers as hammers are to editors
imma_reposter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:58 on January 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Or a .net programmer who doesn't know what visual studio is.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:30:10 on January 19, 2019 ยท (Permalink)*
[removed]
TheLastMeritocrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:45 on January 19, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Refer to sidebar ("socialjerking or politics").