Angular is so big because it uses something called a "transpiler", which is really just what us 10xers call a compiler that outputs a different high-level language instead of machine code. I hear you ask, "What's a compiler?"
You see, computers don't speak English or Klingon like you and me do. It's best to imagine computers as a bunch of rings connected by an isthmus...
Hey persons and non-persons, I'm having trouble with my hypernpm install of the is-boolean-and-equal-to-true package. It's creating 750,000 files totalling 9.3 GB. I know this is still relatively light for a hypernpm package, but I was wondering why it's almost three whole gigabytes larger than the is-boolean package. I'm using ElectronOS on my Mac iHologram if that helps. I'm downloading the package from the mirror server in Greater Annexed Russia. (Northwest U.S. for you loyalists.) Thanks in advance!
As generalissimo Pike puts it "I want no local storage anywhere near me other than maybe caches. No disks, no state, my world entirely in the network."
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 19:30:11 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
We have to make sure stuff are more convenient for the NSA.
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circajerka · 59 points · Posted at 13:34:42 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
Angular is so big because it uses something called a "transpiler", which is really just what us 10xers call a compiler that outputs a different high-level language instead of machine code. I hear you ask, "What's a compiler?"
You see, computers don't speak English or Klingon like you and me do. It's best to imagine computers as a bunch of rings connected by an isthmus...
defunkydrummer · 15 points · Posted at 14:23:07 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
unless you program in
var'aqlanguage.nemec · 21 points · Posted at 19:14:44 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
You sure computers aren't just a monoid in the category of endofunctors?
w2qw · 8 points · Posted at 23:20:35 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
A transpiler is required so that code written by a 10x developer can be understood by a 1x compiler.
spider-mario · 12 points · Posted at 20:42:33 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
But then how do you build a cluster using no more than 4 ethernet cables?
dehodson · 50 points · Posted at 16:25:29 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
genericH8r (18 upvotes) Posted: 09/15/2027
Hey persons and non-persons, I'm having trouble with my hypernpm install of the is-boolean-and-equal-to-true package. It's creating 750,000 files totalling 9.3 GB. I know this is still relatively light for a hypernpm package, but I was wondering why it's almost three whole gigabytes larger than the is-boolean package. I'm using ElectronOS on my Mac iHologram if that helps. I'm downloading the package from the mirror server in Greater Annexed Russia. (Northwest U.S. for you loyalists.) Thanks in advance!
last-mit-hacker · 17 points · Posted at 17:06:53 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol, still having local storage
As generalissimo Pike puts it "I want no local storage anywhere near me other than maybe caches. No disks, no state, my world entirely in the network."
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 19:30:11 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
We have to make sure stuff are more convenient for the NSA.
BillyIII · 2 points · Posted at 15:46:12 on April 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't think Illuminati will need those facades in 2027.
swan--ronson · 24 points · Posted at 16:37:36 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol not using quantumnpm
[deleted] · 39 points · Posted at 13:35:17 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
Clearly npm was designed to stress-test your filesystem and the --minimal flag is just for smoke testing.
[deleted] · 32 points · Posted at 15:22:33 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
computers were a mistake
[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 15:58:35 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
We should turn back to Soviet water integrators. Or Leibniz machines.
[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 16:38:29 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
TIL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_integrator
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 17:07:54 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pretty slick, huh?
PromotesGayCommunism · 2 points · Posted at 20:47:53 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's pretty rad
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 20:52:53 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
I also learned about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arithmometer today.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 08:14:14 on April 20, 2018 · (Permalink)
I like that the only source is an article that cites the Wikipedia article itself.
DC2SEA · 6 points · Posted at 16:10:14 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
You've discovered the commander's endgame.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 17:07:32 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is the end game a war game?
DC2SEA · 3 points · Posted at 17:49:40 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
Would you like to play a game of monochromatic chess?
last-mit-hacker · 8 points · Posted at 17:17:00 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
statistmonad · 3 points · Posted at 17:57:02 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
Personally I think we should have never come down from the trees.
jk_scowling · 7 points · Posted at 18:02:47 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
Should have never left the sea.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 06:40:55 on April 20, 2018 · (Permalink)
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jk_scowling · 4 points · Posted at 06:50:01 on April 20, 2018 · (Permalink)
Stupid ozone layer, we should have gotten rid of that when we had the chance.
samnardoni · 16 points · Posted at 16:35:48 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can’t be a 10xer without using 10x the amount of disk space
anatolya · 6 points · Posted at 21:25:40 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
and 10x RAM
BillyIII · 2 points · Posted at 15:58:49 on April 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol not storing your whole os on a ramdrive initialized with a docker image
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 19:48:36 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
npm install angular5150mb later
YES! Now i can make a Contact Manager app XD!
anatolya · 9 points · Posted at 21:26:54 on April 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
10xer Tip: make a ToDo app next time. Nobody has time for a contacts app.