As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 11:35:23 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer VLC-and-play-with-my-pee-pee.
pcopley ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:40:00 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hexasquid ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 06:34:20 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What you refer to as Netflix and Chill I actually call GNU + Netflix and Chill.
rubdos ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:29:20 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And so, doesn't exist.
pcopley ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:42:11 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GNU + Netflix and Chill is a recursive algorithm for "GNU's Not Unix + Netflix and Chill." GNU + Netflix and Chill is a recursive algorithm for "GNU's Not Unix + Netflix and Chill." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL."GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL."GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL."
GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL."
hexasquid ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:11:55 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See folks that what PHP does to someone.
Holkr ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:32:41 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when she tells you she supports software that respects the user's freedom
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er5te ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:56:34 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can't fap. the struggle is real. also lol 5 year old /g/ memes
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๐๏ธ TwiSparklePony ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 05:16:23 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 11:35:23 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer VLC-and-play-with-my-pee-pee.
pcopley ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:40:00 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/pcjcopypasta
hexasquid ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 06:34:20 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What you refer to as Netflix and Chill I actually call GNU + Netflix and Chill.
rubdos ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:29:20 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And so, doesn't exist.
pcopley ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:42:11 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GNU + Netflix and Chill is a recursive algorithm for "GNU's Not Unix + Netflix and Chill." GNU + Netflix and Chill is a recursive algorithm for "GNU's Not Unix + Netflix and Chill." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL."
GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL." GNU + NETFLIX AND CHILL IS A RECURSIVE ALGORITHM FOR "GNU'S NOT UNIT + NETFLIX AND CHILL."
hexasquid ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:11:55 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See folks that what PHP does to someone.
Holkr ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:32:41 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hand_slapping_a_blue_button_really_fast.jpg
er5te ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:56:34 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can't fap. the struggle is real. also lol 5 year old /g/ memes
ClickHereForBacardi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:54:44 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I for one support our technolich ruling caste.
dezmd ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:14:39 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, if you're going bareback, make sure you've both been tested.
jk_scowling ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:11:53 on November 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Test Dick Diseases.