[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 11:24:06 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 12:02:01 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shitposting
Uh, excuse me, we prefer the term "disrupting", thankyouverymuch.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:30:30 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 12:32:17 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you pathetic 1Xer? I'll have you know I got offered VC funding before anyone else in my hackathon, and I've been involved in numerous kernel contributor flamewars, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. You are nothing to me but just another Java programmer. I will acquihire your company and fire you with the speed of an 18000-class-Objective-C app, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the usergroup forum? Think again, code monkey. As we speak I am contacting my secret collective of FSF freedom fighters and your proprietary, bug-ridden shitware is being hacked right now so you better prepare for the storm, pleb. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your github repository. You're fucking out of a job, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can buffer overflow your software with over seven hundred 0-days, and that's just with my vanilla emacs install. Not only am I extensively trained in webscale deployments, but I have access to the entire source code of MongoDB and I will use it to its full potential to erase your linked in profile off the face of the internet, you little script kiddie. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon your Docker installation, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn enterprise programmer.
[deleted] ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 12:21:40 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
> $75,000 luxury electric sports car
> range collapses when driving over 70mph
> "revolutionary" battery technology has nearly the same capacity per kilogram of battery weight as down-to-mid-market EVs
> soon to be released soccer-mom model features "bio-warfare mode" that is literally just an air filter with cabin fans
> official vehicle of nerd wankers
metaphor seems appropriate
j_lyf ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:44:04 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
damienjoh ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:46:06 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[surely this is a joke]
What
miauw62 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:00:10 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he believes in the singularity, what did you expcect
DONT_SHARE_THIS_LINK ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:39:03 on September 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
>driving my tesla in the zone to kill Strelok
>car doesn't boot
>can't fix because over9000kloc ECU is compiled and obfuscated
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 14:22:50 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the Apple of cars
ClickHereForBacardi ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:37:23 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where apple engineers go to die.
hexasquid ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 18:07:53 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apple Engineers don't die, Apple just courageously stops including them.
MrQuiggles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:45:02 on January 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Holy SHIT
DONT_SHARE_THIS_LINK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:09:53 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
>current_year
>ECU just decides to make car crash once in a while because code is hard and they have hundreds of kloc
>not allowed to look at code because that makes you an intellectual property thief (and soon to be, terrorist)
RAKtheUndead ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:25:06 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
> MRW people trust startups with a "move fast and break things" mentality and companies that can't even make a smartphone OS that doesn't shit the bed periodically with the design of software for autonomous cars
DONT_SHARE_THIS_LINK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:27:22 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mrw
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 11:24:06 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 12:02:01 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, excuse me, we prefer the term "disrupting", thankyouverymuch.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:30:30 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 12:32:17 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you pathetic 1Xer? I'll have you know I got offered VC funding before anyone else in my hackathon, and I've been involved in numerous kernel contributor flamewars, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. You are nothing to me but just another Java programmer. I will acquihire your company and fire you with the speed of an 18000-class-Objective-C app, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the usergroup forum? Think again, code monkey. As we speak I am contacting my secret collective of FSF freedom fighters and your proprietary, bug-ridden shitware is being hacked right now so you better prepare for the storm, pleb. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your github repository. You're fucking out of a job, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can buffer overflow your software with over seven hundred 0-days, and that's just with my vanilla emacs install. Not only am I extensively trained in webscale deployments, but I have access to the entire source code of MongoDB and I will use it to its full potential to erase your linked in profile off the face of the internet, you little script kiddie. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon your Docker installation, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn enterprise programmer.
RAKtheUndead ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:09:12 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol image post
lol tesla wank
choikwa ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:14:15 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sudo apt-get install gnu-car
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:22:09 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
old meme is old
ClickHereForBacardi ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:34:30 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Accurate that the bottom one doesn't move.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:45:15 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quality Shitpost.
postman_ ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:12:24 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gtfo back to your /r/programmerhumor, faggot
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:42:54 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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choikwa ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:14:52 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such type inference
postman_ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:21:36 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what is this, year of our god 1816?
Shorttail0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:59:44 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The year without a summer?
utopianfiat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:39 on January 30, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/u/steveklabnik?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:33:02 on September 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Commander Lizard and this is my favourite meme on the shitadel