ARJO007 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 14:30:43 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It was so bad it forced the subreddit to travel one year into the past?
Edit: I read the above comment incorrectly, I'm a moron.
Edit edit: I see people enjoy my failure.
rcmaehl ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:54:35 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
IIRC /r/pokemongo was originally created for something else and just happened to have the right name when Pokemon GO was announced. You can probably report this post to have a mod confirm. Mod summon success.
Juxlos ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:02:11 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something something /u/Altri_ Dead Fangame Pokรฉmon Generations Online.
Also if someone can find a previous post for this post pls tell me I want to remove this post so bad but it doesn't break any rules technically.
ARJO007 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:20:53 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(though, I'm not exactly sure if I'm proud of making this or not...)
๐๏ธ bobbyzee ยท -48 points ยท Posted at 15:29:59 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A friend gave it to me and i posted it cause I didn't see it here. Tried Googling it and couldnt find it either. Wasn't intentional, I could never create something like this even if I tried.
I will say this again and again until this dies. WHY IS DABBING OUR THING. I, including a lot of other instinct members, don't want this to be our thing. Thank you.
I'd never heard of the dab until Team Instinct popularized it. I legit just looked up the KnowYourMeme page about it... why do so many people seem to consider it cringeworthy?
Because we chose instinct for reasons other than being associated with something that some of us aren't comfortable with. If we knew Dabdos was associated with instinct from the moment we picked it, then that's a different issue all together. I hope that answers your question.
dobydobd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:07 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because it is yet another dance move (ripped mercilessly from other media, but context here please) that is being rammed down everyone's throat before being cast aside and forgotten when the next dance move comes along to be shoehorned into things?
ROTFL you know people are saying the exact same thing about Pokemon Go? Literally.
true4evr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:12:17 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its cringeworthy for arbitrary reasons. Just like how the internet decided that the appropriate death of an average gorilla in a mediocre zoo should make him worthy of idolatry.
Thank you for your opinion. However, I have a differing one from you that a lot of instinct members share with me. Also, I'd rather have eggs be associated with us since that's what the initial description of team instinct was, not this stupid shit.
May I ask why? Egg hatching is something that I always used to do in order to get the correct IVs/Nature in all of the handheld games, so that's why I chose Instinct because I believe(along with Spark) that is the most important thing when it comes to perfecting a pokemon.
There's a difference between being interested in eggs and being interested in the perfection of your pokemon is what I'm saying. That's not an opinion.
You're going to cringe when you hear the reasoning, but here it goes:
Apparently this pose signifies when you take a wax hit from a bong. When that wax is too "dank", you have to cough and so you cover your mouth with the opposite side of your outer elbow.
for real. at least most dance fads that last a few months take a little time to practice. this dab thing is stupidly easy and dumb looking, haha. i follow soulja boy on snapchat and he plays all his new songs. they all sound like shit and its obvious why he was a one hit wonder. haha
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 08:49:05 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think so they actually enjoy this lowest common denominator dance.
[deleted] ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 08:48:24 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow take a Dab don't dance. Dabs are not for the weak. 710 support fuck this stupid dab dance i lol'd the first time i heard it wasn't about smoking oil
TheLifeisgood72 ยท 380 points ยท Posted at 10:53:15 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is it. The subreddit is dead.
TheLastLivingBuffalo ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 13:47:32 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP /r/pokemongo
2015 to This fucking picture
ARJO007 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 14:30:43 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It was so bad it forced the subreddit to travel one year into the past?
Edit: I read the above comment incorrectly, I'm a moron.
Edit edit: I see people enjoy my failure.
rcmaehl ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:54:35 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
IIRC /r/pokemongo was originally created for something else and just happened to have the right name when Pokemon GO was announced.
You can probably report this post to have a mod confirm.Mod summon success.Juxlos ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:02:11 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something something /u/Altri_ Dead Fangame Pokรฉmon Generations Online.
Also if someone can find a previous post for this post pls tell me I want to remove this post so bad but it doesn't break any rules technically.
ARJO007 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:20:53 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh that's very coincidental and lucky lol.
BroDallas ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:24:38 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, sadly this is my abomination...though it was originally posted in r/pokemongoyellow
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongoyellow/comments/4uvzva/introducing_zapdab/?st=isg747xf&sh=5c9d6563
Juxlos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:02 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit cross-sub reposts doesn't count someone find this image in /r/pokemongo pls
If people are seeing this, I think this post alone makes /r/pokemongo deserve to lose another 10,000 subs or more.
rcmaehl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:08 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aren't we down from like 813,xxx to 800,xxx now?
Juxlos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:39 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't recall us passing 810k, no. I think the downwards trend can go all the way to 600k or less.
BroDallas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:48 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, technically the original was a screenshot? I made it using powerpoint, then took a screenshot of my screen...
I figured a shitpost deserved a shitcreation...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:20 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you can take comfort in squashing out any Arti-dab or Mol-dab
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:22 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh god you lucky bastard
ARJO007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:29 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow, I didn't know that.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:47:47 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would have had a chance of surviving if he had called it Dabdos!
TrollOfCentury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:15 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is how it happened. This is how the subreddit died.
7101334 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:02 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this post was going to be about the good kind of dabbing.
Instead I got...this.
kliu0105 ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 11:47:17 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pack up boys, nothing will be as shitty as this ever again.
AnnTauz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:10 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't underestimate our taste in memes
Shiny_Duck ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 10:22:34 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The compression is real.
jimbo831 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:45:03 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needs more jpeg
zachotule ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:11 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
redeye998 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 10:28:14 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smart way to potray two things at once, but 'dab' should rot in hell asap
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 13:27:16 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cringe intensifies
SlipperyThong ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 10:40:01 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dabdos sounds better.
๐๏ธ bobbyzee ยท -62 points ยท Posted at 11:33:03 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit you're right. my creative juices have failed me
BroDallas ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 14:50:32 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
your 'crediting the original creator' juices have also failed you...
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongoyellow/comments/4uvzva/introducing_zapdab/?ref=share&ref_source=link
(though, I'm not exactly sure if I'm proud of making this or not...)
๐๏ธ bobbyzee ยท -48 points ยท Posted at 15:29:59 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A friend gave it to me and i posted it cause I didn't see it here. Tried Googling it and couldnt find it either. Wasn't intentional, I could never create something like this even if I tried.
IStormTrooperI ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:21:16 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a gigantic L waiting for you at your door
Bontagious ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:24:54 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will say this again and again until this dies. WHY IS DABBING OUR THING. I, including a lot of other instinct members, don't want this to be our thing. Thank you.
Aurora_Fatalis ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:52:46 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd never heard of the dab until Team Instinct popularized it. I legit just looked up the KnowYourMeme page about it... why do so many people seem to consider it cringeworthy?
TitoOliveira ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:59:56 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand it either.
But then again, i'm an Instinct
Bontagious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:29 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because we chose instinct for reasons other than being associated with something that some of us aren't comfortable with. If we knew Dabdos was associated with instinct from the moment we picked it, then that's a different issue all together. I hope that answers your question.
dobydobd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:07 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The question was actually why dabs are disliked
Streamjumper ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:00:11 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because it is yet another dance move (ripped mercilessly from other media, but context here please) that is being rammed down everyone's throat before being cast aside and forgotten when the next dance move comes along to be shoehorned into things?
do_theknifefight ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:12:33 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROTFL you know people are saying the exact same thing about Pokemon Go? Literally.
true4evr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:12:17 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its cringeworthy for arbitrary reasons. Just like how the internet decided that the appropriate death of an average gorilla in a mediocre zoo should make him worthy of idolatry.
Letumstrike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:26 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm very happy this is our thing. Better than eggs.
Bontagious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:47 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for your opinion. However, I have a differing one from you that a lot of instinct members share with me. Also, I'd rather have eggs be associated with us since that's what the initial description of team instinct was, not this stupid shit.
Letumstrike ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:01 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. I just think having eggs as a thing is retarded
Bontagious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:57 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May I ask why? Egg hatching is something that I always used to do in order to get the correct IVs/Nature in all of the handheld games, so that's why I chose Instinct because I believe(along with Spark) that is the most important thing when it comes to perfecting a pokemon.
Letumstrike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:26 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's breeding, not just hatching eggs or loving eggs for some odd reason. I think the other 2 philosophies were much more cool.
Bontagious ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:52:33 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know that breeding leads to eggs.. right? And again, thanks for your opinion, but my point still stands.
Letumstrike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:28:47 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a difference between being interested in eggs and being interested in the perfection of your pokemon is what I'm saying. That's not an opinion.
Vandegroen ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:05:56 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
please. no.
snakey1337 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:15:09 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/ubJjW
nickoswar ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:21:17 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok I'm tired of not knowing... What the hell is that pose called and why is everyone doing it? I'm only 22 and I feel so god damn old.
Bontagious ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:27:46 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to cringe when you hear the reasoning, but here it goes:
Apparently this pose signifies when you take a wax hit from a bong. When that wax is too "dank", you have to cough and so you cover your mouth with the opposite side of your outer elbow.
nickoswar ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:31:57 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow your right I did cringe, why do little kids do it? I've seen kids no older than 10 do it.
Anyways thanks for the info.
Bontagious ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:42:09 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because like most kids, they are influenced by things they don't know 2 shits about. As long as everyone is doing it, it's cool.
Yeah np friend.
adamantium3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:56:40 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is it so cringeworthy?
5Rupees ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:44 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen kids below the age of 12 do this.
adamantium3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:41 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that in reference to dabs of wax or is it a dance if they're under 12?
true4evr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:49 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like you or whoever you heard that from made that up, but now it's the truth.
MisterToasty117 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:33:57 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dab "pose" created by rap group, introduced into NFL last season by Jeremy hill and made popular by cam newton.
Vaporeone ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:21:10 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Why is everyone so against it here
do_theknifefight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:36 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
at first I thought "damn now I wanna be team instinct" when I saw it. Then I remembered zapdos is gonna probably suck.
OwlsCourt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:29:58 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's fucking dumb. No other explanation needed.
gantz32 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:24:25 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This dab thing pretty stupid
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 13:11:07 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk about you all but this is absolutely the kind of content I am here for
Enedlammeniel ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:18:18 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Downvote not because I disapprove of the dab, but because shitty pixellated repost: Original
BattledroidE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:35 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're all made of pixels, bro.
Machokeabitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:10 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does the quality get degraded if it's saved and posted again?
BroDallas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:41 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like he took a screenshot of the original (which was a screenshot of powerpoint)...
PicklesRep ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:51:09 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No mas dab plz
Neoixan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:02 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol. I don't usually get this but this one is kinda funny
Eantheman ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:51:51 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking cringe.
5rd_place ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:48:49 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyday we stray further and further from God's light.
organicpastaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:04 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Major facepalm.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:11:33 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sick dap
Spiceh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:34 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is a solid dap!
Tevlev14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:28 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What makes this post even worse, is the 700+ upvotes.
Kuso_baka ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:37:01 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks more like he's face palming and shaking his head and saying "dear lord"
Uber_Ober ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:23:33 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice shitpost dude
Slowkingin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:54 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure why it's so "cringeworthy". Just a silly lil dance craze. Lighten up people.
Kishmo ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 13:50:30 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a simple man. I see a sick dab, I upvote.
SpaceShipRat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:29:38 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Win
cryptolowe ยท -37 points ยท Posted at 06:53:16 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i think the "dab" dance is incredibly stupid and lame. so it fits with this team :)
WritersGift ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:10:52 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, why are you so serious? It's just a light hearted funny thing to do.
cryptolowe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:53 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i meant to make a joke, my bad, lol. just poking fun
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:50:57 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Instinct is the meme team. This fits to valor.
cryptolowe ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:35 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how dare you say anything negative about the almighty TEAM VALOR!!!! lol
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 11:37:43 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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cryptolowe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:56 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha, i was trying to make a joke, my bad! lol
Kioko-Fulgarion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:44 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me fooled.
burn-blue ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 07:47:02 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I second that
burn-blue ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 07:47:39 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
At this point even the people who made it realize its a stupid fad thats dying out like soija boys superman Edit: minor downvotes
cryptolowe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:34 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for real. at least most dance fads that last a few months take a little time to practice. this dab thing is stupidly easy and dumb looking, haha. i follow soulja boy on snapchat and he plays all his new songs. they all sound like shit and its obvious why he was a one hit wonder. haha
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 08:49:05 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think so they actually enjoy this lowest common denominator dance.
[deleted] ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 08:48:24 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go valor
cryptolowe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:10 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ya!!!
knu_buttersnaps ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:50 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dabdos
Pf9877 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:02 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please kill me.
Tennex1022 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:44:34 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BABDOSE
josteff ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:59:11 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dabdos sounds better tbh
Umalonz04 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:49:29 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The power of MS Paint people!
Building_Chief ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:26:16 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ehhhhhhhhh
samuellangs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:18:48 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cringe is harming my inner soul.
jub672 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:31:15 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeet
thepuppyfighter ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:32 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zapdos used zapdab zapslap!
BiiaatchProper ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:15 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is not what a dab is.
R_O_F_L ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:51 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dae smoke marijuana? blase it 420
TitoOliveira ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:11 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uzapdin Bolt
plaze6288 ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 09:39:25 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow take a Dab don't dance. Dabs are not for the weak. 710 support fuck this stupid dab dance i lol'd the first time i heard it wasn't about smoking oil