Portal Mirrors.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ SmileyFace-_- ยท 35781 points ยท Posted at 21:25:21 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)


So clever! So awesome!

toeofcamell ยท 933 points ยท Posted at 22:14:16 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you break one of those you are so fucked it is like a billion years of bad luck

PUNTS_BABIES ยท 444 points ยท Posted at 02:04:02 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I break anywhere from 1-15 mirrors a day. Part of my job is cutting glass/mirror. I always break the small cut off pieces.

I alone have enough bad luck for at least 1000 people's life times and I've only worked there for 3 years! ๐Ÿ˜จ

[deleted] ยท 204 points ยท Posted at 02:09:28 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At least you have bad luck! I don't have any luck at all!

[deleted] ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 02:24:31 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Din0kid ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 02:37:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TheRumpletiltskin ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 03:36:09 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate that game. Pay to Win ruins everything.

jmerridew124 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 04:05:15 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, it's fair if it's in-game currency only. Keeps it balanced. I don't get why there needs to be a finite amount of money though. A bunch of power users have pretty much all of it.

Iknowr1te ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:01:23 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it isnt finite. money is tied to money

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:55:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We're from first world countries. Our game mode is on easy. If you want a bit more of a challenge I'd recommend playing the North Korean map. That mode is on hardcore mode, so good luck with it. Not very many people beat it!

ThisIsKindaFunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:19 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You have been banned from r/pyongyang

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:46 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That server is mysterious on many levels.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:41:18 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No dude, you're just playing the game incorrectly.

I feel the need to clarify my sarcasm now, even though I'm sure many Redditors understand the satirical nature of the topic.

TheRumpletiltskin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:27 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GrimliSonOfGroin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:47:46 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait so like, if you know you have bad luck, couldn't you just bet against how you'd normally bet, and then ...

brb going to break some mirrors and go to casino

FlindoJimbori ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:16:45 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think the bad luck would anticipate your goals and actively work against whatever you try to do.

nilesandstuff ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:25:52 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Get really drunk, even you won't know your goals, so Luck doesn't know what to do and just flips a coin to decide your fate. It gets really meta, and then not so meta.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:53 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Luck doesn't know what to do and just flips a coin.

Like I said, man, it's the RNG mechanics.

kornnnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:13 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Typically my strategy. Go to the casino semi wasted. Bring my fiance. Bet stupid amounts of money. If I lose what I brought leave. If I win a few hands of black jack she drags me out. Gotta be drunk though so you don't feel bad losing money at the time. Currently up a few thousand.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:41 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's not how bad luck works. Bad luck doesn't mean the things you normally do don't work, it means nothing you do works

sug1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We're not talking about Wuxx at MSI, are we?

tcman2000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:02:44 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He must pray to the RNGods

Pdubs2_0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:13 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Praise be to RNGesus

Edmanep ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:10:37 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gloom despair and agony on me

ImprovisedPlan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's still luck, just like there's no such thing as good karma or bad press.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:11 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not going to argue the semantics of a song. But I disagree.

"Gloom, despair, and agony on me-e! Deep dark depression, excessive misery-y! If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all! Gloom, despair, and agony on me-e-e!"

redblackyellowwhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:06 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No luck is better than bad luck..probably idk

Apocoflips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:59 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pardonmyeng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:11 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you're lucky then!

Mister_Johnson_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:15 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"If it weren't for bad luck I'd have none at all"

justsoyouunderstand ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 02:12:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Had a cousin who worked with this guy who broke this massive wall mirror in a dance studio (they were renovating the place or something). He won the lottery a few months later.

The larger the mirror is, the bad luck becomes so bad it eventually flips over into extremely good luck it seems.

ElephantSoups ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 02:18:38 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Luck Underflow

PelicanEcho419 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:36 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Visions of Ghandi...

BecausePoopsIsFunny ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:20:56 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Time to buy the worlds biggest mirror. Is that the Hubble?

DeusXEqualsOne ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 02:52:51 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

only if you don't count natural formations

jizzwaffle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:25:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm surprised I've never heard of that before. That is so cool! I want to see it in person

NixIgnis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:16:23 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Better hurry up before /u/BecausePoopsIsFunny breaks it.

BecausePoopsIsFunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:49 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He ain't lying.

BecausePoopsIsFunny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:39 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any idea how I can break that?

Gullex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:34 on June 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Mugut ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:54:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why do you have to buy it? I'm already throwing rocks at the sky.

ROK247 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:08:33 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

if you can throw 25,000 mph you should try out for major league baseball and become rich and famous that way.

CheapSurfaceBook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But if he kills someone with the baseball is he on the hook for manslaughter?

gharbutts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:31 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think that means he'd be walking some dead batters, the stakes would be higher, but I might actually watch that sport.

Mugut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:58 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Become rich so I can buy the damn Hubble? K I'll try

firebat45 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:01 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does the Hubble even count as world's anything? It's in space.

BoxOfDust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:32 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Hardly, even if you just consider single-piece mirrors. A number of ground-based telescopes have larger mirrors. Wikipedia searching for five minutes suggests that there might be larger non-telescope applications for even larger mirrors.

Balind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:25 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is the Watt telescope going to be bigger?

informationmissing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:55 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No that's just very precise, not super big.

BecausePoopsIsFunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:52 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, you're right. It's just 8 ft in diameter. TIL I don't know a lot about telescopes.

Kerrby87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:52:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ghandi rules of civilization?

andypant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:11 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that's god damn fucking trippy mang

MysteriousBoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:46 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's assuming that winning the lottery is good luck. If reddit's taught me anything, it's that winning the lottery is almost always bad.

firebat45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:01 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For the vast majority, winning the lottery has a terrible effect on their lives. Almost everyone ends up less happy than they were before, and plenty end up bankrupt too. I wouldn't say winning is good luck.

PUNTS_BABIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:59 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had to replace a mirror at an anytime fitness because someone launched a dumbbell into a 4 foot by ten foot mirror. His luck wasn't so good because apparently they kicked him out of that gym permanently lol.

claymmdude ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:49:10 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because I'm a huge nerd I crunched the numbers, if you broke 15 mirrors every day you work, and you work 5 days a week for 3 years, you would have ruined 1043 and a half lives assuming a life expectancy of 78.7 years.

cheypeee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:27:38 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The math done here is so satisfying to me

Jakevader2 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a pretty terrible life expectancy tbh.

velektrian027 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:54:03 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is better than average in most places in the world, even Australia. Where the fuck do you live that 78.7 is terrible?

CheapSurfaceBook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe he's from the future.

Jenga_Police ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:17 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Idk about you but I'm going to live to 200 fam. Scientists believe that the first human to live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being. Litrally.

Jakevader2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:14 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Terrible was an exaggeration, in Canada we have a life expectancy of 81.

Johnny_Walker_Red ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:06 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's better than the average for nearly the entire planet. How old do you think people live to be?

Jakevader2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:43 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't say it was an incorrect life expectancy, I said it was a terrible one. As in , shit that's young for someone to die.

Johnny_Walker_Red ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:53 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What I'm saying is that's not young at all for someone to die, life expectancy is at all all time high right now.

How old do you think would be normal for a person to live? People rarely make it into their 90s.

Jakevader2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:37 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe it's just my family then because I've had a few family members make it into the hundreds. Mostly nineties though.

Johnny_Walker_Red ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:12 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ya, your family must have good genetics (or perhaps lifestyle?) in terms of aging.

Marklithikk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:01 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's only bad luck if your do it on accident, you put mirrors down so they don't break on others. You save people from bad luck. Your a hero.

Instantcoffees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for your sacrifice.

willyolio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

maybe if you keep breaking more you'll create an overflow error and end up with maximum good luck

salma86q ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:43 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look at you, thinking you know everything about know-it-alls

theREALboogeyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:54 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I used to install commercial glass, so I know how you feel. Just waiting for the bad shit to happen.

Sososkitso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not telling you your doing your job wrong but I'm pretty sure I could easily break more then 1 mirror a day if it was my job. Jk jk sure there is a special way you break it safely.

PUNTS_BABIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:43 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha no it just depends on how much mirror I have to cut in a day. Some times its 1 order, some times its 20! And I using just whip the pieces into the dumpster and watch them explode into pieces.

TravisThepanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:13 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gentex/Magna?

CoyoteTheFatal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:22 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're collecting everyone else's bad luck. Thanks for taking the bullet for us all, man.

aphaelion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:51 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe part of your bad luck is having work at a mirror factory, where it keeps getting worse!!

Redarrow762 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:25 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How do you cope? Besides punting babies of course?

PUNTS_BABIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:51 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uhh mostly drowning fish and eating pizza rolls.

Dvanpat ยท 1049 points ยท Posted at 22:36:01 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But in Portal, if you looked through the blue portal, you'd see the blue Portal...

Aesthenaut ยท 347 points ยท Posted at 01:33:50 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This illustrates that I need to play Portal more.

Dvanpat ยท 421 points ยท Posted at 01:38:58 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Portal is a great game. Portal 2 is one of the best games ever made.

Aesthenaut ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 01:54:11 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just opened portal2 up, but it started at a boss fight, and I'm not sure I can handle that right now. Gotta get sober.

liquid_ass_ ยท 221 points ยท Posted at 02:15:54 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, there's one boss fight. Did you play it, almost finish it, and then just decide not to play anymore?

yourmansconnect ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 02:22:40 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some say he's still falling through portals to this day

NotVerySmarts ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 02:28:20 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some say he's stuck in Portalis, New Mexico.

Phredman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:03 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Portales.

Source:grew up a town over/also born in Roosevelt County Hospital.

NotVerySmarts ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:37:59 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I helped build the Walmart there in 1999. Every girl in town has a baby by the time they're 16.

SauvagSausag ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:40:02 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ding ding ding. You are correct sir - even in some cases at the age of 13... We're doomed

FlametopFred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:27 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Coincidence?

Phredman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

True.

Bullseye_womp_rats ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 02:43:20 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ALL WE KNOW IS, HE'S CALLED THE STIG!!!!

ProlapsedPineal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:20 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Classic Hamm

ImdaPotato ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:50:59 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good job sir. I never would've thought of linking that to the Stig, bravo you are a truly great man.

xkna23 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:37:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Yeah, that's what I thought. Walk away.

Like a bitch.

murekha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:36 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a hunter. I always need

Sagelifter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:37:49 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can confirm - am intoxicated; keep falling

g3tr3ckless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

R.I.P :(

gogolplexian ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:45:25 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rest In Portal :(

sylenthikillyou ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:42:41 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's kind of difficult to make it out alive during the part where he kills you

DeltaVZerda ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:42:10 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's 2 boss fights in 2.

making-flippy-floppy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:38:32 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldn't call the one with GLaDOS a boss fight. It's basically

  • Stand around while a bunch of dialogue reels off
  • Portal over to the Stalemate Resolution Button and push it
  • Get in the elevator
  • Wait for more dialogue to reel off

Or to put it another way:

That's not a boss fight. This is a boss fight.

datSkillz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:03:03 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea, first you fight GlaDOS, then Wheatley.

tjhrulz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:10:40 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't much of a fight though you just press a button really, but I could see how one could mistake it for one.

tjhrulz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:28 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Half way through though you could mistake that for a boss fight

Aesthenaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've played through ~four times

Don't remember

dysgrphic ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 02:00:02 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I havent beaten portal yet so im not sure but i dont think their are boss fights

theneoroot ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 02:01:43 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess you can say there is a "last boss".

iwiggums ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:12:20 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What are you doing here??? You should be back in the game like a responsible gamer!

BecausePoopsIsFunny ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:19:04 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I haven't beat portal sober yet.

brickmack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:32 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There sorta is, but only at the end. And its still portal stuff. It took me an embarrassingly long time to complete the final part of Portal 1, because of the damn neurotoxin

jmerridew124 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:53 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Finish it! The whole thing is like three hours!

crypticfreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:11 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No dude, it does not open with a boss fight.

Portal does not have boss fights. The only thing you might call a 'boss fight' is more like solving simple puzzles under pressure by combining all you've learned... and that that only happens once at the end. Even if you're terrible at the game you'll most likely get past that part on your first go because it's very forgiving.

Portal 2 opens up in the area directly behind where portal 1 ended. You get a quick surprise (that might seem like a boss fight) but it's really nothing more than an in-game cutscene.

Again. There is only one part in the game you might call a boss fight and it doesn't happen until the end of the game. Portal is not a hard game, although it may be a head scratcher because it is a puzzler.

Just go ahead and play it. You won't regret it.

TL;DR does not open with a boss. The part you might call a boss battle is at the end. It's not a challenging game like Dark Souls is... it's a puzzler. Just play it and don't worry about its difficulty.

ElectroBoof ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:05:46 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And "Portal Stories: Mel" is the Portal 3 you've always wanted but Valve will never make

darkshadow17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:33 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, what?

ElectroBoof ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:34:48 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Portal Stories: Mel" is a free Portal 2 mod on Steam. It's like an entirely new game though, the amount of content, puzzles, narrative, cut scenes... it's amazing.

I affectionately refer to it as Portal 3 :]

The devs are on Reddit, can't recall the usernames though.

bobeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:10 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Umm wat? This is great. Is it free? I gotta get this ASAP, Portal 2 is one of the few games I can actually run on my PC.

ElectroBoof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:17 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, they can't make money on it cause it's using Valve's game. I would totally have paid for it if I had to though.

I can't recommend it enough, go for it.

Disclaimer: some of the tests are hard lol. I had to use a walkthrough on many puzzles.

bobeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:55 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where do you download it? I have steam, but Ive never messed with mods on any steam games.

thanks for the info by the way.

ElectroBoof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:22 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

http://store.steampowered.com/app/317400/

Once you install it, it should be in your library just like any other game.

No problem

bobeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that looks so cool. I am so excited for new Portal puzzles. Cant wait to go home now.

ElectroBoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's how I felt when I found it :D

JaLuck88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:38 on June 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

THIS IS AMAZE-BALLS!

Edit: I just re-installed steam a few days ago, and both Portals were the first games I downloaded, even though I own them on 360.

ElectroBoof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:23 on June 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰

bsg_nik ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:13:07 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed, such a great game

PrayForMojo_ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:44:52 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really? I mean that honestly.

I liked the first one, but didn't end up getting the second. I saw all the hype about it, but was obsessing on some other game at the time and still haven't bothered.

If it's actually one of the best games ever, I'll have to get around to it sooner rather than later.

Grobbley ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 03:00:32 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The single player campaign is pretty great. The co-op campaign is literally the best cooperative gaming experience I've ever had.

portableoskker ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:32:20 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Random guy from TF2 wanted to co-op with me in Portal 2. Most fun I ever had with another dude. That last level? Shit. We spent hours on it.

RBDtwisted ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:56:42 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most fun I ever had with another dude

well let me be the first to introduce you to Dockingโ„ข

Grobbley ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:59:25 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you haven't already, you should check out some of the cooperative user created levels. There are many great ones.

Ymir24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:22 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was a head-scratcher for sure.

I found Portal Stories: Mel even harder. I had to look at a guide for that.

YouTee ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:13:22 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a former gamer (grew up and started adulting too much to play video games) and portal 2 is a goddamn masterpiece. I came out of retirement to beat it

bearigator ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:16:30 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The single player is definitely one of my favorite games. The puzzles were challenging and fun, and the setting + voice acting put together just set such a great tone.

I've played this game through a few times even though I know the puzzles. One of the greatest games ever? Completely subjective, but it's one of my favorites. Definitely give it a go!

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:02:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its one of my all time favourite without a doubt

ArokLazarus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:47:19 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not OP but I personally would put it in my top 10 of all time. It's sublime.

Major-Clod ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:27:01 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Portal 2 is great - much better than portal 1 IMO. The amount of story and variety they managed to wrap around a puzzle solving game is quite incredible. Co-op is a blast too.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:46:43 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're totally missing out. Easily my favorite game of all time. A thousand times better than the already great original. It has a brilliant 3-act story with lively, engaging characters and mind-bending puzzles.

Kensin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I finished it myself not too long ago. Finished the first one a long time ago. It was a solid game. Worth playing. Many of the puzzles in the second game seemed more about making accurate jumps and using your portal gun to hit targets while mid-air than the first game. It felt like there were more times when I'd already figured out the solution, but instead of moving on I was reloading or struggling to hit a target. I still recommend it. The story in single player mode was extremely satisfying.

Gardenio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's good, definitely worth playing. Not a best game ever by any means though.

Dvanpat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:15 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think part of the reason I loved it so much is the fact I got it on a Steam sale for like $3.99. But I honestly believe it's one of the top 10 gaming experiences I've ever had. It's unique, it's well crafted, the writing is fantastic.

spatchcockfishcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:49 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GET PORTAL 2.

If you liked the first game, you will love the second one. It's a lot longer and so much more developed.

PM_ME_BIGGER_BOOBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:13 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's my favorite game experience of single player of all time. And actually co op too. I haven't played it in a while because you need time to forget the puzzles if you even can. But the story was so god damn compelling. I just wanted more and more

Crispy_Meat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:33 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imma say that the first is better. I know it's unpopular to say-- but I liked the charm of the first one a lot more. The second seemed very... Aware of itself. And also the puzzles were not nearly as clever.

I will say that the coop was a blast though. So much fun split-screening that with my little cousin for a weekend.

MyNameIsRobPaulson ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:08:30 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Re-master it for the current gen, Valve. Unless of course you hate piles of cash for already completed games.

Dvanpat ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:18:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think that's all Valve is, piles of money.

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:47:45 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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GrimliSonOfGroin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:49:40 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

+1 that's definite Portal humor there. Read in GLADoS voice

dorekk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think either Portal game needs a remaster. They're fairly simple graphically and still look fine.

DiaDeLosMuertos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:25 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have you playes any custom maps?

Dvanpat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:33 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No actually. Can I get these on steam?

DiaDeLosMuertos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:11 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I believe it's through the stream workshop

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:32 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I prefer Portal 1, in all honesty.

Balind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:09 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I need to eventually beat 2, but I don't want to play over all the stuff I played on another computer. Sadface.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:55 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I very frequently hear this and I played portal 2 for an hour or two and I just really could not get into it, though I very rarely enjoy puzzle games. Do you think it's worth another try even if I loathe puzzle games?

Dvanpat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:37 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uhhh, yes. It's not a terribly long game, and it is slow at first. The story really picks up after a couple hours. They introduce a few extra gaming mechanisms other than just portals too. You will definitely laugh out loud if you devote some time to it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:09 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Downloaded it, audio did this thing where it cut out for an instant every 10 seconds. Tried to ignore it, but the sound cuts gave me headaches. Other people had similar issues, but it wasn't resolved:/

NightOfTheLivingHam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:33:56 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sound blaster?

Whiskeypants17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:10 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What year is it .bmp

dorekk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SoundBlaster is still a thing. I have a Creative SoundBlaster G5 external soundcard that has a kickass headphone amp in it and does virtual surround sound. (NOTE: Internet Explorer 11 will autocorrect "Soundblaster" to "SoundBlaster." It's still relevant!

Jiffpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:59 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the greatest experiences ever. Truly. Such an outstanding game.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:49:45 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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ElectroBoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:06 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talos is repetitive and gets stupidly hard. Don't get me wrong, I still loved the game. I just wouldn't nearly rank it as high as Portal 2.

Yeah there's more content, more environment, but there's no incentive for me to keep going.

Portal 2 has it all - challenging puzzles (but not stupidly challenging), action scenes, humor, tragedy, and most importantly fresh concepts around every turn. It makes you want to keep going and going and you're sad when it ends.

In Talos, it boils down to one concept.. Picking stuff up and putting them down again, just in hard to reach placements.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:33 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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darkshadow17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:46 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

While I can't say I enjoy loading screens, portal 2's load screens were short, except in coop where it was syncing to someone else.

ElectroBoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:22 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice counterpoint there

Besides ya know, the fact that it's completely irrelevant

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:33:19 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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ElectroBoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lol I realize now this is more of an anti-valve jerk, not an argument.

I hope your future is devoid of loading screens my friend

Also it's not nice to downvote just because you don't like what I'm saying

dorekk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:39:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think Portal 1 is better than Portal 2.

Scolias ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:09:17 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eh, it gets boring after 20 minutes or so.

[deleted] ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 02:35:17 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Portal 1 is amazing. Portal 2 is a dumpster fire.

darkshadow17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've literally never heard someone like 1 more than 2

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Portal 1 was tight, had better focus and was actually funny.

Portal 2 had a host of superfluous characters with cringe-inducing jokes, crap-ass puzzles (walk around this big empty room to find the one place you can throw a portal on and continue is NOT a puzzle) and went on for way too long. Didn't play the Co-Op so if that's where the game gets good I didn't see it.

jmerridew124 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're not thinking with portals.

198jazzy349 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:30 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you must really love to test.

jmerridew124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:25 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"..."

sum_force ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 02:03:47 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needs flat screen monitors and a camera set up in the opposite portal, instead of being a mirror.

Cley_Faye ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:40:30 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wouldn't look good either. View from one portal to another depends on the viewer's angle.

sum_force ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:55:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Okay then, so maybe a system of mirrors going around the outside of the room (hidden in the walls?), so that if you look into one "portal" you are actually looking out of the other? Like a periscope bent back on itself.

mavvv ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:38:10 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why not just invent portals so we can avoid all the flaws of working around things

Cley_Faye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:35 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That could probably work. Of course you'd need physical communication between the portals, but appropriate lenses might make it practical on some scale.

We need to find someone with knowledge of optical devices and too much time on his hand!

AnomalousAvocado ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:04:04 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

True. If you were really smart and really fancy, you could set up a system that uses a motion tracker and a motor-mounted camera and some custom software so that the camera, and thus the view it displays, changes based on the location of the viewer. Though if you had multiple people/moving objects in front of it, it would all go to hell.

velektrian027 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:49 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like the thing Mission Impossible: What's the one in russia.

dorekk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think that was Ghost Protocol.

velektrian027 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's the one, due to them dropping the numbers I always confuse Rogue Nation and Ghost Protocol.

a_carrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like you could just inset the screen a foot or so back. With the entire screen filling more space behind the frame of the portal. Giving the effect of movement. Might need a parabolic screen though to compensate for distortion. Also I have no idea what in talking about.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:56 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kinda like that 'demo' for the Hyperloop with fake Windows! It had face tracking to see which way you're looking

informationmissing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:09 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elliptical flat screens?

lennybird ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 02:15:30 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And in Portal, if you run into the portal, you actually go through. Here, you break your face. Lame gimmick!

2016161616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i'm waiting for the eventual tifu post from OP when he/she hosts a party and some drunk portal fan goes head first into one of them

Evil_Disco_Marmot ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 02:06:40 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel this illustrates the point as best as possible in real life.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:40:22 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:29:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A better alternative would be to mount a monitor that is larger than the glass behind it so that your view changed as you moved naturally.

el-toro-loco ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:36:12 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or you could make a portal gun

Egomie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:36:28 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not true. You could have screens in the walls. Have the walls only show the circular portal shape. And have a camera in the middle of each portal displaying each image to the oposite screen.......mother of God I have to make this..

magic8ball88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:45 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ssssshhh it's better if you just ignore that detail.

Legenberry817 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:24:52 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And the back of your head

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:22:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The most important factor on a user scale would be that you'd only see the back of your head. Not your face

feanturi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:34:23 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're right. But I had an interesting thought when I first looked at the pics, what if the mirrors were actually displays, and each one has a camera that outputs to its opposite? So the blue portal will display its own image as seen from the orange, and vice versa.

Dvanpat ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 02:38:17 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought that too, but I think OP found an inexpensive yet aesthetic way to show his appreciation for a great franchise.

ticktockligament ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:41:26 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
feanturi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:39:38 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh yeah, way easier than having to have custom made oval displays, heh. It's an awesome effect regardless that it's not exactly how it would be.

sawyerph0 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:08:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It doesn't end up looking as good due to the perspective is almost always wrong. It also wouldn't be 3d like a mirror appears

feanturi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:14:40 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah you're right too, we're just going to have to invent a portal gun to get the correct effect.

sawyerph0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:03:42 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let me know when it's done. I'll be a beta tester for ya

Rudi_Van-Disarzio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:39 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But in star wars the millennium falcon could travel through hyper space! Pedants being pedants

SunriseSurprise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:19 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"But in Portal, if you looked through the blue portal, you'd see the blue Portal..." - freshly wounded Indiana Jones' dad

esotericsean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:30 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's because these are mirrors, not actual portals.

pushka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuh, you'd see the back of your head~

thoroq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, what the fuck OP?

IamSkudd ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:39 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Came for this. Had to scroll way down here.

PhalliusMaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:40 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yeah thats why they need to be right next to each other. itd be the most realistic imo.

IamSkudd ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:07:30 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But if they were next to each other, looking into blue would show the wall behind you without you there since you are standing in front of blue looking out of orange! It's tricky.

jlumsmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:34 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:15 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I came here to say this

ThatsMyHoverboard ยท 489 points ยท Posted at 21:57:56 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
FuckApathy ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 22:03:35 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd settle for a portal gun in GTA.

ThatsMyHoverboard ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 22:22:13 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CleverlySkills ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 22:44:55 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd settle for... a portal gun... in... Overwatch? crosses fingers

ThatsMyHoverboard ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 22:46:18 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HensRightsActivist ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:49:24 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This guy looks.

LordCharco_iii ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:00:15 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

like

Asmor ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 02:03:58 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

a bitch?

Legal_Rampage ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:23:56 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What?

TKJ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:37:49 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does he

amazonian_snu_snu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:48 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look like?

joombaga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:52 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black?

ggppjj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Think

Asmor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:33 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Say what again, motherfucker!

PokeMath ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:09:45 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did it Reddit?

voidfulhate ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:33:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess?

CatchMySnap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:02 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then why you tryna fuck him like a bitch?!

cortez0498 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:17 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like Finn

sgtpepper901 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:50:06 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uh Symettra? Has a portal thingy...

Xciv ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:05:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh god please let this be a future character.

Sivad1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:08:11 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess the tf2 scout could have a portal gun cause they're both Valve.

DeusXEqualsOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:32 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry, Winston isn't exactly GladOS material.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:13 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DowntownDude90 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 01:41:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bemo98 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:09:22 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I knew someone was going to post this.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:56 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's obligatory.

declanrg ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:26:25 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now you're thinking with portals.

bionix90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:37:50 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now you're cumming with portals.

Redingold ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:41:01 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PM_ME_BIGGER_BOOBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But when you move your hips forward aren't you also moving the ass away?

Noctudeit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:39:49 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:58:07 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 02:34:07 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

doesn't make you any less straight than giving yourself a handjob.

NotGayDammit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:18 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As an authority, I'd say you have a point.

FrigggOffRandy ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:27:55 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd say a dick in the mouth is a little bit more gay than a dick I'm the hand. Plus are you gonna stop sucking just cuz ur about to cum? Probably not,then you got jizz in ur mouth too...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:21 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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FrigggOffRandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:36 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

U want to swallow ur own jizz?

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:31:10 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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FrigggOffRandy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:42:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But ur about to jizz ,you might jizz in ur mouth

B5D55 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:21 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's cleaner and less messy than cumming everywhere

Argenteus_CG ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:09:09 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only if you're an insecure straight dude.

PM_Me_Yer_Guitar ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:25:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's been years since I've seen this video, but rewatched it made me laugh for 10 minutes straight.

Von_Miller ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 02:22:23 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a really long time to be laughing

feanturi ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:29:34 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's dangerous. If you get past 15 minutes of literally non-stop laughter you can become laugh-locked, and that's all you can do for the rest of your life.

RetroPRO ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:47:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is that what happened to the Chewbacca lady?

moonhexx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:12 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really? Wait... How do you know?

feanturi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:53:30 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some say I'm still laughing to this day.

PM_Me_Yer_Guitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:53 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. It tickled me.

Not_A_Crazed_Gunman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd use it to fuck myself

iwasdoingthattoomuch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:37 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My minds tellin me no! But my body!

TouchDownBurrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
josefbud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:43 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A very literal definition of a /r/gifsthatendtoosoon

_vOv_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:09 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SUCK MY OWN WHAT????

Eddyoshi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:47:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Big...fat...toe."

Starved-Nutritionist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:12 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd hate to break my own nose, though. And then yell at myself that I'll be a virgin forever.

Token_Black_Cock ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:16:03 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ok that's definitely Justin Roiland. Right?

moonhexx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:06 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

More like Arin Hanson.

Token_Black_Cock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:19 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arin Hanson

Sounded so much like him near the end. Particularly when he screams about sucking is own dick.

psycommander ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:52:41 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cpthaww ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 21:49:43 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a genius idea so simple yet so stunning :D

[deleted] ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 22:12:28 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Smooman21 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 02:17:28 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not exactly sure what "off your tits" means... But I'm pretty sure I've been in that state before

andystealth ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:56:09 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'd have to wait for the other guy to come through first though

informationmissing ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:25:18 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is hilarious and sad at the same time.

Apostolique ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:40 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
winterspan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Must be British...

dlchristians ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:19 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or you see a man with no face climbing toward you.

SpiralDimentia ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:20:50 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The blue really dominates the room, kicks the shit out of the orange.

scottBIGG ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:56:10 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The mirror next to the blue one is also reflecting the light more.

thisismyfirstday ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:10:56 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I made a shitty version of these and had the same problem. Blue is way brighter. If anyone is thinking of making one I'd recommend doubling down on the orange lights or something.

myerrrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:58 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Periwinkle scum!

TyCooper8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:17 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like the couches beneath the orange one are giving the illusion that the orange one is less powerful.

Ymir24 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 03:41:17 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharing my Atlas cosplay. I haven't gotten any good pics of it yet. http://imgur.com/682D3hE

marc_xx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:44:02 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

holy shit that is incredible

spike771 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 23:48:27 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a kid I used to feel sorry for the light that would get "trapped" between mirrors like these. Thinking it could never escape and was stuck.

canadianguy1234 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:00:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had an idea for a hollow sphere with mirrors along the whole inner wall so that I could shine light in it and have it stay bouncing around forever.

kick_da_bucket ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 01:37:09 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRP82omMX0g

TLDW: Mirrors reflect most light, but not all. So eventually all the light would get absorbed.

canadianguy1234 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:43:04 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yeah I eventually learned that. My dream was cut short

Space_Dwarf ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:08:47 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks VSauce

riolio11 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:36:42 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But could you in theory have a light source that emits more light than is absorbed by the mirror per unit time? Then there would be a net increase in photons over time and it would get brighter and brighter. Unless the rate at which they get absorbed scales with how many are in the environment.

Arbitrary_Duck ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:14:34 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No because that would imply that the mirrors create photons without a net loss in energy (potential or otherwise). So no it doesnt work in theoretical terms.

Space_Dwarf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:08:31 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sadly, mirrors do absorb a bit of light, so very quickly, the light would be gone.

canadianguy1234 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:11:43 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like so many of my childhood dreams, this one was laid to rest a while ago

Space_Dwarf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:20:47 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

However. I can tell you that mirrors are green

YelrahRehguab ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:40:10 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had a similar idea, but I thought that if a lightbulb was put inside the sphere, the light would just keep on increasing so you could melt anyone you put inside.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:12:32 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You took an idea, and made it useful. Good job I am proud.

ninjakitty7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:55:59 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Light does not bounce around in a sphere for very long, but to be fair it would be really freaking intense in there with a lightbulb.

YelrahRehguab ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:11 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I have come to learn that actually mirrors dont reflect 100% of light.

nathansikes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:15 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me too! I always assumed the light was so fast that it would escape out the hole you shine it into before you could close it up

canadianguy1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:03 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

but then I thought that there must be some light that gets in right at the last second

nathansikes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:28 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Right. And we'll never know :(

JKDS87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ScreamingGordita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:37 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God damnit, one more thing to remind me I'm not smart or unique at all. Thought I was super smart for thinking of that years ago. Oh well.

Cley_Faye ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:41:54 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now think about the light that die on your retina so you can see.

djpeekz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:40:11 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homiceyed

chiefstreet ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 22:30:41 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
walstibs ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:46:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But my body. MY BODY

_CoolHandLuke_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:33 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But my body! My body is tellin' me yes!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:37 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You didn't hit the high note correctly, it is "YYEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!" get it right next time.

CommaHorror ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 21:45:03 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am unfamiliar, with the game but that is, really cool.

voidfulhate ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 21:47:14 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's some kind of, a, first person puzzle game in, which you got to make your way through seemingly impossible obstacles by using, portals.

Meetchel ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 21:54:00 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you forgot to log onto your alt account, /u/commahorror.

EVERYTHNGIDOISORGANI ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 00:53:33 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look up

Meetchel ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 02:08:34 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh wow, I'm incredibly dense.

DustBit ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:27:30 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry too much. I didn't notice either. But then again I'm also incredibly dense.

el-toro-loco ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:39:41 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Y'all might be dehydrated

ForceBlade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You all?

ThatsMyHoverboard ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 22:22:41 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think /u/CommaHorror is just Will Shatner's incognito account.

GreyHexagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:55 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep

GreyHexagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:32 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At it again shatner

Deithor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:23:28 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dude nice commas

mattattackk04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm genuinely concerned. I really hope he doesn't think that's how you use commas. That hurt me when I read it. :(

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:14 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's mimicking the parent comment.

Ragnalypse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:06 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit dude, English.

NegativeCool1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:46:31 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, you!

schlonghair_dontcare ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:49:44 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm guessing youre not much of a gamer, but If you've got something to play it on I would absolutely recommend getting it.

It's probably the most fun game ever made that's also in no way intimidating to a non gamer. Even my mom enjoyed it and her gaming history is basically "the first few levels of candy crush"

Fish_oil_burp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:41 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It is a truly innovative gaming experience, check it out.

Marklithikk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:14 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you like games it is a must see, truly classic.

_Occams-Chainsaw_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:39:50 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was a triumph.

I'm making a note here: Huge success.

JaLuck88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

TheLoneExplorer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:47 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can.

JaLuck88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:39 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For the good of all of us.

Mumblix_Grumph ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:38:04 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well...I'm off to the Home Depot.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:39:14 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No joke

Damn_DirtyApe ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:15:08 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Make sure to post an update when your drunk friend's head is stuck in the wall with broken glass all around him.

Masterchrono ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:36:33 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have you tried jumping through these?

exclvsive ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:40:31 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

old DIY is old. Still good though

bluedre4m20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:26 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any source? Would love to try this out

thisismyfirstday ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:13:04 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't have a source but I did this and it's pretty easy. Get LED ropes, I got mine Orange Tree Trade and they seem to work fine, but any should do. Then just grab some cheap oval mirrors from Ikea and put them on the back. Only major problem is that the blue is way brighter, as you can see in this picture.

bluedre4m20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:21 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks!

SoniCloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:25 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone near me is selling two oval mirrors, and seeing this post here makes me want to try it. But the site you mention charges $20, while amazon charges Around $10 for the same length. Do you think the brands are too different? I've never bought anything like that.

http://www.orangetreetrade.com/shop/2-wire-120v-3/8-inch/10ft-blue-led-rope-light-kit-inch-p-630.html

http://www.amazon.com/SuperonlineMall-Waterproof-Flexible-Decorative-Lighting/dp/B017EFSSAW/ref=pd_sbs_86_4?ie=UTF8&dpID=51fkUC8dnNL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL320_SR320%2C320_&refRID=1ZJ9HAV3MV3XSPKJJQ0H

thisismyfirstday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would probably work, you just need to make sure you can power it properly. The rope lights from that site make a nice spiral pattern on the wall but the strip lights shouldn't be too different. I don't think that brand on Amazon has orange, but I'm sure it's on there somewhere.

ERIFNOMI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:03 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd use EL wire instead. Blue would probably still be quite a bit brighter though.

thisismyfirstday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:19 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would EL wire be bright enough to cast the glow on the wall? I haven't worked with it much, but on paper it should work fine. The LED rope naturally makes a nice spiral pattern which is why I went with it, but that's just personal preference.

ERIFNOMI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:20 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the dark I think it'd be plenty bright enough. Not as bright as these LEDs, but I think that would make it look better. Unless this picture is just horribly overexposed.

teebatch ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:41:14 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MrMcCringleberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously though. Wondering if this is DIY or if I can buy this somewhere.

godspareme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:53 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/u/MrMcCringleberry

Literally just google "Portal Mirrors" and you can get it for $249.... or just go buy two identical oval mirrors, get some LEDs, and google around for some tips or DIY on using LED/mirrors.

Edit: It's discontinued, nevermind.

MrMcCringleberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for the help! Don't know why I didn't just google it.

knifepen ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:54:22 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But seriously though, why do they have a birdhouse in the living room?

papusa_booty_butt ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:00:32 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Asking the important questions here. Also, why does their living room have no windows? I be it's one of those tricked up basements I see on those Canadian house hunter shows my wife watches...

DeepSeaDynamo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:29:58 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah its a bunker.

dnew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:45:39 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't be silly. That's a cookoo clock.

Rhynosaurus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im just wondering what those glass rooms are for right behind the birdhouse. Are those sleeping pods or some shit?

buttononmyback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:59 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This right here was my first question when I saw the picture. They look like glass cells or something.

WickedTriggered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:44 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look at the ceiling. Finished basement. Very few women would allow anything like that in the main living area.

EZ_does_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:17 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why is there dry dead flowers in a water pail on my toilet?... Because women.

Kiiren ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You know, I was going to offer a counter this comment but, speaking as a woman, staring at various curios around the house that even I've forgotten the significance of, I realize with a heavy heart that you're not wrong....

JarnabyBones ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:34:27 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's probably the only thing they've ever made with their own two hands. Everything else looks like a purchased good.

Bodie217 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:01:11 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's that pleasing orange and blue contrast again

Hank_Fuerta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:22 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go Miners. Illini too. I can't think of any more right now.

Bodie217 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:40 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broncos

C_Zachary_Chad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:23:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DIY?

informationmissing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:15 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mind_Raip ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:26:59 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm jocking this hard. And imma claim it was my idea

bodacious_batman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:59:34 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Played though Portal and Portal 2 with my husband. This game builds great communication skills with a partner.... It simultaneously makes you want to murder each other, take the other controller, and do that shit yourself.

hoffua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:01 on June 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, marriage? :)

Mile_High_Hoosier ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:52:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Excellent! I did something similar last year.

http://imgur.com/gallery/4rJQW

lolololorose ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:40:26 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

these on acid...

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:18 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is awesome

bohemiankevin111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a genius idea so simple yet so stunning :D

imrlybord7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:28:37 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This took about 37 years longer than it should have.

zya0610 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:58 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it seems to be amazing. making people feel wonderful.

BazzaGazza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Throws money at screen

wetsupwiththat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:13 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cannot up vote enough.

Paliane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the coolest thing ever

IGNReviewer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:25 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"3,5/10 - i enjoyed having glass shards in my face while i attempted to run full speed into one of the mirrors."

MOZ0NE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:49 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

DonGeise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:52 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can't believe this is the first time I've seen something like this done.

bxfz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:52 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey you're that guy with the -__- in his username that posted a couple days ago and led me to find out the hilarious novelty account post.

lotekjeromuco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:45 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Omg, omg, Omg, omg, Omg, omg, Omg, omg, Omg, omg, Omg, omg, I want this!!!!!!!

Ajalira ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:55 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh. My. Portals. This is the absolute coolest thing evvvveeeerrrr!!!

RichardNZ69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:07:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Best idea ever

Ballster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:46:12 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shut up and take my money

Sonambulistic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:18 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahahahah fuck this is awesome

gorillacdo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:48 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have you gotten drunk and tried to run through them yet?

informationmissing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The other drunk guy keeps getting in the way.

_Aj_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:52 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Am I the only one who equates portals with Prey and not with the game Portal?

Aint nobody do portals like Prey.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:49 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you are the only one

_Aj_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:25 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pfft. Prey has wall and ceiling portals.

Fuck gravity you're sideways now

TheLoneExplorer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

so does portal...

_Aj_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:39 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh wait really? So if you're on the floor, shoot one onto a wall, it will pop you out so you're walking on the wall??

TheLoneExplorer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:48 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it will pop you out and you will have to compensate for the fact that you are now upside down and dont want to crack your skull open.

_Aj_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:18 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha mad. Ok this is getting better.

I only played like 3 levels of portal years ago, I'm keen to get it now!

TheLoneExplorer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

to bad the game automatically does that for you... imagine the button presses to prevent your head from cracking. i would play that game.

jmelchio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:50 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's not how portals would look...

FaithfulMoose ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:00:23 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's referring to the game portal

Nicholonio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:43 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've had an account for years and always lurked. But this, this just warrants a post. This is just simply awesome.

GlobalMessenger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:15 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am going to do my best to set the same thing up in my room. It's amazing.

terryxsj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:51 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the mirrors are very cool ๏ผŒi also want to buy one

forwhateveritsworth4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:11 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starved-Nutritionist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:15 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's bad ass, but I can't imagine sitting there trying to watch TV with that blue light bothering your eyes.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:07 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude your house looks so chill

Fresh2DeathKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:18 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm putting this in my house some day

Dokturo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:30 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

wow , this looks amazing :)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:36 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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forwhateveritsworth4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:03 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starving_Artist24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:59 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So...Awesome.

ireallylovegoats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:38 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did they make these or buy these....I really want some

forwhateveritsworth4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:31 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ireallylovegoats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:14 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And they appear to be discontinued

strangelostman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:15 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can we see more of the apartment?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:47 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is incredible

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:39 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i don't even play videogames but i'm definitely doing this in my apartment

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:46 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something that never can be discovered: if you set up opposing mirrors with a ceiling light source, how far would the images recede? It never can be discovered because the camera needed to take the picture would interfere with the mirror image.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:22 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not if you had 2 way mirror that you could put the camera behind...

you-cant-twerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:48 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Make one a two way mirror, and put a camera behind it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:19 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want!

Superislaw80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is incredibly cool, i love to have one in my house.

misterforde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:36 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is so pleasing

Captain-Mayhem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't someone do a diy for this?

lmille27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:23 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GJ you won the internets today

the_odd8all ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:33 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did you hide the wires?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:21 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cave here. Chariots chariots. Listen kids. Don't try this at home. We do not hire children anymore so we don't know how you got a hold of one of our portal guns in the first place. But doing this can shatter the very reality we know. Or so says Greg. Actually forget it.

Greg's muffled voice

Sorry Greg. We have to test this. Look we're gonna hire you. Good. OK. Great! Now listen, it's time for testing then! Don't worry about all the paper work and hiring interviews. We'll get to that latter.

Greg's muffled voice

Greg I'm talking to our new tester. Wait for me to finish this first. Alright, now uhh, I don't know. Try throwing something in it first. See what it does! Hah. Oh, and don't forget to write down the results. That's how science works. Alright, get testing test subject!

Det_AstronautDolphin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Has OP been following XKCD's advice about being on the cutting edge a couple of years late?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:33 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I always appreciate the Christmas tree Portal trick around the holidays, but this is very clever!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:58 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want it

nastypalmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:56 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I never thought I needed this in my life. Screw graduation money, give me these.

straightouttaurmum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:35 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine someone got so confused and excited that they actually tried to step in and were extremely disappointed

Sitruc994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:20 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I could get stoned and stare at those for while..

nicole_1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It seems amazing.I want to live in it

Cholula_Lvr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:17 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is cool as hell!

Loved Portal 2 as I only play puzzle games and turn based strategies like total war and civ.

However, even as a hardcore puzzle gamer, even portal2 got a bit too sadistic for me...Patiently waiting for portal3

cdnball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:20 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where's the McDonald's bag on the floor?

fine228 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imaginative,I want to turn back to the time of high school ๏ฝž

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:33 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What sort of binoculars do you use to watch TV?

thegreatlordlucifer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:59 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

just what I was thinking, my 55" is small @ 8' away... this must be terrible

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:12 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have a 60" about 8 feet away. I can't imagine gaming or watching sports on OP's setup

darkstar1031 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:09 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea, Morty, it's all fun and games decorating the mirrors in your living room as portals until someone actually manages to jump through them. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BAD YOU SCREWED UP. I don't know if I can even fix this Morty, and even if I could, what's in it for me, huh, Morty?

GladiatorJustin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:27 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THIS IS A REPOST, or someone built something very similar

mikealwy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:48 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well shit I need this in my life now

Aimless27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:44 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
m4x0ct4n3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:12 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey! My room mate last semester had these! They lasted about a week before we scrapped them to use the LEDs for rave lights.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

R/rickandmorty needs to see this

Dino_Truc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:43 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DIY Please!

promisinglove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:11 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

amazing

Bellarina_Kittycat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:41 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The cake is a lie....

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:52 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looks great, but in your living room?

dontcareitsonlyreddi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:47 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

repost

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I need this. Now.

PuffyGetThatChecked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:28 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This looks awesome!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:14 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WANT

butt-guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:45 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is a dope home

Bobrrsf5r5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:34 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The larger the mirror is, the bad luck becomes so bad it eventually flips over into extremely good luck it seems.

ROK247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:59 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

in the game with the portals in that configuration and looking into the blue portal, you would see yourself from behind, standing in front of the blue portal.

ionoyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:42 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shut up and take my money!!

DirtyDizzal19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone needs to make this using cameras and screens, so when you looked through the red portal you'd see the red Portal!

r0addawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:52 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should definitely throw something through one

edwardellis_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:34 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Must make this before death

aznboi589 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why does this picture make me want to jump through(into) those portals? Jesus, I'm going to probably die.

stale_weed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:56 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The reflection of the blue one in the mirror and the orange one on the ceiling really help balance out the picture.

90Sr-90Y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:21 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love that game.

matthewarthurj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:39 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not aligned perfectly....boooo

n00biss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:04 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should totally make kits with the lights attached to the mirrors, include the hanging kits and just do it in a few sizes. I'd buy one.

Copma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:13 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why doesn't this have 10-54 pictures of how you did it?

toolking1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:04 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What is that? Are they just 2 mirrors across from each other?

_Sasakurai_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:37 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Omg yesssss. Need! <3

Socrateeez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:14 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What a badass looking pad!!!

BearCanoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where can I buy some of these?

MagicIsBull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:37 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It is really cool how the mirrors have reflections onto different walls. The orange is above and the blue is to the side.

jchen14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:32 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Omg this is awesome!!!

Pussyslayerxxxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:55 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is pretty cool

KizziV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:01 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looks about right

HBWSucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:31 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously an amazing idea! Masterbation won't be the same again.

maluminse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:09 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mystics say facing mirrors invites bad spirits.

cphoover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:20 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Inaccurate you would only see the color of the portal you look through when portals are facing each other

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:50 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜ข why u ruin lyfe

R34ct0rX99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:32 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would be a great magic mirror project.... 1 portal in one room or house and the other in another room or house.

Concealer11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:55 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haven't played the game but I'd buy those mirrors. Dope.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:46 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my god I want this in my room.!

ProlapsedPineal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shut the fuck up and take my money. That can be done.

sucram1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:16 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is so bad ass! My girlfriend would never allow me to have this in my house though...

KytorIndustries ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:04:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dump her.

Stinky_Fartface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:31 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is a triumph.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:58 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That room looks so comfortable with the soft lighting. I wanna have a sleepover.

Edenspawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:13 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nerdgasm

Zylako ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:34 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was always scared of doing this with mirrors as a kid, I thought I would see something coming at me through the mirrors in the reflection.

H2OToys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:02 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Very cool.

CSGabriel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:02 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wicked. Totally doing this in my office.

luisrampolla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:35 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remember to turn the LEDs off once the drinking starts. Wouldn't want drunk friends trying to climb into a fucking mirror.

Sunastar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:23 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actual LOL

oops_poops_gamble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:33 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's so rad.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:08 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is the absolute coolest thing ever

ShopSmartShopS-Mart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:37 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wub-a-lub-a-dub-dub!

cakeisnolie1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:48 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have that same exact TV stand AND same exact IKEA table. Now I just need the portal mirrors. Where did you get them?

Edit: And I almost bought that same exacft IKEA bookshelf! Holy shit!

ioneng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:18 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why do we see pink and purple rings near the center of the mirror? Was it caused by the tint of the mirror?

Fizz712 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:03 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For science!!!

JunerLee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:04 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜‚funny

DoctorSalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:24 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't understand... This doesn't demonstrate mirroring at all

SonofVito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cooool

indira101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:29 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It can be used to travel from place to place

WinterVein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:40 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

all the colors on one side are supposed to be the same

HereComesTheDragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:48 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I need this in my life.

Dragon_Wings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:50 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How'd you do this?

rolltider0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:50 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is better advertising than all they have done so far

MrSolis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:02 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that is some bad feng shui

strokes asian "beard"

nijine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm just a fan of how well the blue one lights up the room, Portals aside.

lazylion_ca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:06 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someday we will have displays where the screen is also the camera lens.

PleaseSayPizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:05 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Teal and orange.

BatDoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:02 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No one else scared about whats down that dark ass hallway?? Sheesh.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:31 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm 34 years old and I still believe that something universally chaotic can be achieved when mirrors are lined up in that matter.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:22 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is genius

turtlez0614 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*tries to go through *breaks

FUCK

kbxads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:12 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nice creative use of mirrors in your room, would be even better in a gaming cafe interior design.

Farmboy76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:13 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The coolest thing I've seen today, and probably yesterday.but not Monday, I saw a video of a dog riding a scooter in a Union Jack waist coat.

pardonmyeng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:01 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THIS IS SO OBVIOUS why have i never came up with this?!

wotar10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:37 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
asmarsajeel8261 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:48 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a glory hole across dimensions

-_-HowDoIReddit-_- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:19 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want one

Gheesha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OMG your luck is underflow

ENVY456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:57 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome man good job

OobleCaboodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:26 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is a fantastic idea!

boomtekd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:15 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I came to say on here that the graphics on that game look AMAZING! How'd you dial up the resolution on Portal 2 that far?!?! Then realized they're actual mirrors, in an actual house. Haha, aw man call me King Oblivious.

RicardoFilipe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:09 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thats a sick idea

thecrispies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:32 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So sick!

sybilgu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:35 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did it make?

Ardiex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:13 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine if the room was symmetrical...

bodacious_batman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:26 on June 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha yes! I tell everyone that playing portal & portal 2 should be part of marriage counseling!

krkr8m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:55 on June 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You've got to run fast to get through, otherwise you can't get past the surface tension.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:05 on June 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've alway thought of doing that and someone finally did it!

Ordioo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:04:21 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ok

sjmiv ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:21 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

4k upvotes and 100 comments. Lurkers need to get out of Mom's basement

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:47 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Link to buy?

Zoltrahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:45 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Going to guess this was a custom creation. All it takes is colored rope lights and two mirrors.

Jimmyjohns6 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:29:00 on June 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Blonde teen begs for anal"