๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 4108 points ยท Posted at 17:19:47 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This took place in a golf tournament I was playing in a few years ago.
There was a long drive contest on the 18th hole. The way a long drive competition works in a tournament is there is a little marker with a pad of paper on it out in the fairway. If you hit your ball in the fairway past the marker, you sign the paper, and place the marker next to where your ball was. It's an honor system sort of thing, but then again, that's golf for you.
I was in the second-to-last group, one of my good friends was in the group behind me. I step up to the tee, tee up, and free the beast all over that golf ball. By some fluke, it ends up drawing down the right side of the fairway. I crushed this thing. Based on yardage left, I hit this ball a little over 330 yards. I had the previous long drive beat by almost 20 yards. I happily signed the marker, and put it next to my ball.
After I finished the hole, I walked off the green, and watched the foursome behind us tee off and play the hole in. You know, waiting for my friend, and to see if anybody beat my drive. Now, the men's tee box that we were supposed to play from was on the left side of the hole, and the ladies was 40 or so yards up and on the right side of the hole. I saw one of the guys tee up from the ladies tee, hit his drive, walk up, sign the marker, and move it to his ball. That shit ain't right.
They finish the hole, and my friend comes up to me and confirms my suspicions. This chucklefuck had hit from the ladies tee and taken my long drive. He beat me by two yards. I went up to the asshole, and had this conversation with him.
Me: "Are you really going to take that drive?"
Him: "Yep."
Me: "That's cheating, chief. You didn't win."
Him: "Do you have any proof?"
Well, fuck. It's his word against mine. The other guys in his foursome are his friends. My jimmies are at maximum overrustle.
We go to the post-tournament dinner. Sure enough, when they call the long drive winner up, this smug fucknut goes up and collects his (my) $50 Tim Hortons gift card.
Oh, but what's this? He dropped something when he stood up. It's his door prize raffle ticket. It's number 77. Well, I'm just going to take this, you know, for my troubles. I lean over in my chair, and snag it off the floor
An hour later, we're at the final prize. It's the door prize draw. The prize? A $1000 MasterCard prepaid gift card. The MC rifles through the drum with the tickets. The universe must have been on my side that day, because the MC pulls out a ticket, and speaks into the microphone.
"The winner of the MasterCard prepaid card is... Ticket 77."
Asshole McTerribleperson loses his shit. He's jumping up and down, yelling "I won I won I won ohmygod I won!"
He runs up to the front to the MC, who then asks for the winning ticket. Fuckface sticks his hand in his back pocket. Then his other back pocket. Then the side pockets. His face looks like he just watched his dog just get run over. Repeatedly.
I'm crazy excited at this point, but I make a show of checking my ticket. Then I hold up the ticket and call out,
"I got it!"
I run up to the front, and give it to the MC.
Douchebag McGee isn't happy about this. He starts yelling about how I stole his ticket and ticket 77 was totally his and I'm a cheater and a liar.
I look him dead in the eyes, and ask him deadpan "do you have any proof?"
He looks like he's about to cry. The MC sends him to sit down, and I collect the $1000 dollar gift card.
Because I'm the type to salt the wound, as I leave, I walk past his table, and say quietly to him "Enjoy your Tim card. You deserve it."
Pretty sure he popped a blood vessel. But I didn't stick around to find out. I had beers to buy for my friends.
Drak3 ยท 1558 points ยท Posted at 17:35:46 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This revenge is chilled to perfection.
Polite_Insults ยท 284 points ยท Posted at 20:03:58 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Like a cold drink on a hot day.
RubenLWD ยท 181 points ยท Posted at 20:54:53 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Like a hot drink on a cold day.
user1492 ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 20:58:13 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Like a chilly drink on a warm day.
BetweenTheCheeks ยท 256 points ยท Posted at 22:04:52 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
like a warm chilli on a drink day.
[deleted] ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 01:52:24 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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themormansound ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 08:25:08 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And joints
filefly ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 03:18:45 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S LIKE RAAA-EEE-AAAAAIIIN
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:23:40 on June 15, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!
[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 22:06:58 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Like a drink on a day.
Kaaraii ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 23:53:49 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Drinking.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:44:10 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly what they did that night.
BlueSatoshi ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 15:51:33 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Driving.
samebrian ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:23:01 on April 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's like a movie...it all seems based on luck and circumstance, until OP winks at the end.
MT20 ยท 655 points ยท Posted at 18:45:04 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If that story is true, that is the best fucking story I've ever read. Good for you my brother, good for you!
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 555 points ยท Posted at 20:37:36 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have any proof, but Iswear that this is 100% true.
Sittingbuljr ยท 316 points ยท Posted at 20:50:23 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Do YOU have any proof?
[deleted] ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 00:23:10 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Probably_Not_Sober_ ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 03:38:21 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well I guess that's it. Lets hit the bar.
Sproosemagoose ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:50:55 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Your shout.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:46:47 on April 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I have 95 proof
brightheaded ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 22:33:40 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer believing you to not believing you.
Battlingdragon ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 21:23:48 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I refuse to believe this is anything except 100% full and honest truth. It it too awesome for me to accept any part of it being a lie.
IWILLGUTYOU ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:50:15 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
lady prize for a lady drive
BobbyRayBands ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 05:08:06 on April 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Post a picture of the card and your username?
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:12:28 on April 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You're like the 20th person to ask this. Did you not read the first line? This happened a few years ago. Why would I keep a n empty gift card for three years?
BobbyRayBands ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 05:13:56 on April 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I skim.
jamesandlily_forever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:01 on September 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Me too.
I_LOVE_CHIPS ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 11:35:11 on May 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you, but if you were intent on proving it to people you could post a pic of the mastercard.
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 13:06:31 on May 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Did you not read the very first line of the story? This was over 3 years ago.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:59 on September 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Keljhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:58 on September 12, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Replying a bit late aren't we?
PlasticHandz ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 11:41:11 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Picture of gift card at least is some proof.
AcousticNike ยท -27 points ยท Posted at 03:46:53 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Show the gift-card
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 03:58:59 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This was three years ago. I spent it, and tossed it.
I didn't keep the card fr three years to prove my story to people on the Internet.
TheManNotOnTheMoon ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:22:31 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
But... But.... Think of all the extra Internet points you could have gotten!
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 04:49:10 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking reddit and the karma free self posts.
TobyTrash ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 18:57:32 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, it sounds a bit too perfect. But what the hell, it's friday. I've just opened my first beer and today I'm gonna chill and relax with some mixed nuts with fruits and take it shit easy. Upvotes for everybody!
[deleted] ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 20:15:24 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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I_accidently_words ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:38:16 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thats exactly how friends should talk about each other, its a fun group dymanic.
ichuckle ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 19:23:11 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I want to believe
[deleted] ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 18:52:44 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 19:46:58 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
$980 in Tim Hortons, $20 for a pink club cover as a "gift" for Mr. Ladies Tee.
ZappyKins ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:38:08 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
As someone that hasn't eaten there, is Tim Hortons really that good?
SirDigbyChknCaesar ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:56:18 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
There aren't a lot of them in the U.S. but I've eaten at one in Maine. It's sort of like dunkin donuts. I think the one we went to had ice cream which is what we had. It wasn't bad.
ZappyKins ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:06:48 on April 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, thanks. I was thinking it would be like a Howard Johnsons.
Spongetoe ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:23:45 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
No. It's shit. No one else in my country seems to agree with me though.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:48:23 on August 15, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
They have maple flavored donuts that are bomb
ZappyKins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:33 on August 15, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Now I must go there.
winter_storm ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 19:07:54 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
"You take my prize, I'll take yours." Absolutely perfect!
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 18:49:45 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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HMJ87 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:01:03 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That would be one hell of a short movie.
DJ-P0N3 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:54:05 on April 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It reminds me of Happy Gilmore a bit.
Hulkbarbar ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:11:14 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I came when I heard you had beaten the Long drive Champion
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 20:20:42 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Not like REMAX long drive shit. Just the little mini-contest. Regulation driver on a regulation hole, and you have to hit the fairway for it to count.
SynapticSight ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:22:20 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is a foreign language sort of post to me.
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 01:20:40 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
ReMax sponsors a Long Drive competition every year. The competitors get 10 shots, and they tee off into a MASSIVE grid that's about 500 yards long, and about 75 yards wide.
They use specially made Long Drivers (which are 4-6 inches longer than the kind you use to play actual golf), and are usually XXX Stiff (laugh it up, perverts) or stiffer. The stiffest shaft you use in regular golf is pretty much X-Stiff. (Extra stiff). Those guys typically hit the ball >400 yards. It's crazy to watch.
This long drive contest was in the middle of the tournament, and it was your tee shot that counted for the long drive, so long as it ended up in the fairway (the short grass that you aim for). Just a little fun event for some extra prizes. There's also the closest to the pin contests on the short holes, which is where the guy who hits his first shot closest to the hole wins.
SynapticSight ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:56:46 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the translation! Sounds like fun. :)
ARKB1rd44 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:43 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Now, just learning/playing golf..........
Fuck it I'll just learn guitar, so much simpler. Source: this is a sport I will never be able to play.
Egsession ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:24:44 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You typed it that way on purpose...
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:17:17 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, it says XXXStiff right on the shaft. The long driver I had wad XXXX Stiff and 5.5 degrees of loft.
PinchePendejo ยท 196 points ยท Posted at 20:30:15 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/RTiR18F.gif
xavine ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 22:42:21 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
No manches, que gif tan adecuado!
Votos arriba para ti!
SirDigbyChknCaesar ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:07:13 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Antonio needs more gifs
[deleted] ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 21:18:31 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Griffin-dork ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:17:21 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I too greatly enjoyed This :)
Richboy455 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:38:01 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The last outing I played in this pretty much happened to me. I was in the second to last group and on the long drive hole I crushed a drive down the right side of the fairway a good 20-25 yards past the previous marker. I was pumped, the guys in my foursome were going nuts. We finish the hole and as we are finishing the next and final hole, I see the final group drive up to the marker, pull it out, movie it 3 yards up and then drive away. I was pissed, but there was nothing I could do (it was a tournament being run by the company I work for and didn't want to cause a scene in front of all the executives). I ended up losing a Taylor Made putter because of that.
Spongetoe ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:25:51 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This seems to be a common thing. I was in the second-to-last group to play the long drive hole in a customer appreciation tournament last year and I crushed mine down the right side and took the lead by a good 10-15 yards. The group behind us was all at least 50. While I didn't see the drives, I couldn't help but be suspicious when one of them took the prize.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:28:02 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that guy.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:10:19 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like the 77 is referencing Bioshock Infinite... maybe I just need to play less...
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:12:27 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I still haven't played that.
I want to, but haven't yet.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:13:59 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You need to.
Just drop everything right now and go play it.
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:17:24 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Don't own it yet. Can't afford it right now, sadly.
smashpump45 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:37:06 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Can't afford it? You just won $1000 my good man!
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 01:42:14 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Like... 3 years ago.
bigbluefungus ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 02:12:07 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And that's your excuse?
djerk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:47 on August 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like this guy takes his coffee black!
g000dn ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 02:12:48 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
torrents are free man!
FionnIsAinmDom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:32:01 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If this post has taught us anything, it's that karma is a massive dirty bitch.
Wouldn't want to tempt fate, now would he?
g000dn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:20 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
My mind is kinda blown that I got downvoted so heavily for suggesting torrenting in the year 2013.
FionnIsAinmDom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:13 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I'm sure you'll live :)
thatninja0 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:48:44 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Make it the next game you buy then. It is completely worth it. One of the better examples of video games as a form of art.
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:59:09 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I plan on it.
Wizardry88 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:04:12 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's a lucky number! (No Spoilers)
thatninja0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:46:34 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to ask OP if his name was Booker Dewitt by chance.
InstyKim ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:54:17 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Quite a nice story. And quite a nice use of one of my favorite words: chucklefuck.
Dis3ngage ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:23:07 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So, Booker, did you throw the ball at the couple after? Or the announcer?
Danny007dan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:07:15 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Karma's a bitch!
motown_missile ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:26:01 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Truly a dish best served cold.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:16:59 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Taedirk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:51:00 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Let me just throw out there "chunderfuck" for you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:11 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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VulvaPuncher ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:54:38 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'll do it.
'Let me just throw out there "chunderfuck" for you.'
KADWC1016 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:01:39 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yeah! Cheating on the golf course is like cheating at solitaire but when you do it in a tourney with money on the line or even for bragging rights with friends it pisses me off to no end! This story makes up for all the "Chucklefucks" I've played with before!
Extra points for teaching me the word Chucklefuck.
HughRistik ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:38 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:29:04 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
that little weasel. nice.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:06:52 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I have a firm justice-induced erection.
Screename13 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:12:19 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any proof?
murder_cheeze ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:53:24 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Good for you, man. Unrelated, but when I was working at the golf course, we had a 16-17 year old kid who always claimed to hit 4-5 holes-in-one per round; he regularly "finished" with ~36 or something, a miraculous 36. He ruined several contests. I got tired of telling him I wasn't putting him in the paper and just started telling him to watch the sports page.
I wish something like this had happened to that kid.
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:09:48 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I hate people like that. I actually have 3 HIOs, and most people don't believe me because of my age and because of people like that.
hershay ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:50:24 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't have "A.D" engraved on the back of your hand by any chance did you?
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:11 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I should get this reference, but I don't D:
hershay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:20:22 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dewitt.
Thats the only hint you get.
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:22:22 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Bioshock?
I haven't played infinite yet, so DON'T SPOIL IT.
[deleted] ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 18:19:31 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 19:31:15 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately Justiceporn usually doesn't respond well to text posts, at least from my experience.
Paljoey ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 19:48:28 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
They require proof. Which is something most people don't have.
stacecom ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 20:13:37 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
There's a certain irony in that coming up in this thread.
anonymous123421 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:21:30 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
/r/Justiceporn mod here. We are more proof-based, yes, so we don't really accept self posts that don't have evidence. But that's why this post is such a good fit for /r/pettyrevenge!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:51:28 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Correct.
[deleted] ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 20:36:49 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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Paljoey ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:39:17 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry man, but that subreddit is dead compared to this.
1ildevil ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 21:19:26 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
yeah with that attitude I'm sure it would be. ;)
Goolashe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:49:06 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It would be best to keep all posts in one subreddit instead of trying to spread them out over multiple subreddits in an effort to "better categorize" posts, which would result in a bunch of barely active subreddits instead of one large active one. Once you get to a certain size, I can see the need for more subreddits, but /r/pettyrevenge isn't there yet.
Paljoey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:54 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
that's true i suppose.
spongebue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:47 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's a shame. These kinds of stories I like best, and most of their other posts are videos, which I don't want to watch at work especially.
thewizzard1 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:45:08 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, JusticePorn demands compliance with Rule #7: Where's your proof?
generousheart ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 19:09:52 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What a great comment. So great, it appears in every single pettyrevenge comment section!
Lord_Dodo ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:11:47 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well, in every single GOOD pettyrevenge-story comment section.
TemporalDistortions ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:16:05 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
my sides.
they dead
Turkeytron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:53:43 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Now That's revenge. You win and your prize is a well deserved up vote.
Greg_Ostertag ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:17:56 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I was literally just about to unsubscribe to this subreddit, and then I read this. There have been some pretty terrible stories on here recently, but this one was just awesome. Good for you, man.
AngelBabyCakes104 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:47:49 on August 11, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I got goosebumps reading this one...you go Glenn CoCo!!!
Le_Jonny_41293 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:36:50 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This just seems way to perfect
DatPham ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:10:30 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Well done. /golfclap
ExperimentalSteve ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:51 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
revenge boner
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:34:51 on May 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Since the substance running through my veins is a mixture of half blood, half spite, I enjoyed this thoroughly.
Pvt-Richard ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:54:20 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/i4x5g.gif
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:57 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:47 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
thats my new favorite way to remember this.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:33 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a violent person, but that guy almost makes me want to change that. Not only did you get fantastic revenge, but loadsa money! Congratulations on that revenge :D
Scoons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:59 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Your revenge has caused me to fall in love with you, it's so deliciously devious.
easymak1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:24 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
LMFAO!!!
dhf510 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:17 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was awesome. Also chucklefuck is now gladly added to my vocabulary.
teasizzle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:08 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If this actually happened I love you so much.
NoEgo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:54 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, how I want to believe this.
brinnswf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:35 on July 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
...and this is my new fav subreddit
Ozzy2051 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:15 on October 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I.... I feel so warm inside after reading this
Gutpunch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:51 on October 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
i fucking love you
tekashr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:46:57 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Post this in /r/golf
Great story
citylikeAMradio ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:41:13 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing but do you have any proof?
avalanches ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:03 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Quite a tall tale. Do you have any proof?
BoyceKRP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:29 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking. Amazing.
stacecom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:48 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Glorious. Simply glorious!
TheHoundsOFLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:07 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
God that's delicious.
srbsask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:23 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Double Double upvote
lawyerguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:31 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
haha so awesome
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:55 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was just delicious.
MoreDetailThanNeeded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:26 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yes. The petty is strong with this one.
davidandsarah08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:11 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This made me so happy I cried. Good for you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:15 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I even feel satisfied just reading that. Well done!
bulbousaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:34 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus! The greatest story ever told.
Epitometric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:07 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite kind of story. I'm so happy for you and really glad he got what he deserved.
handjivewilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:49 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This was a story where I wanted to stand up an applaud you. Fantastic job sir.
GUN00000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:23 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Don't care if it's true or not, I enjoyed the story.
somaliansilver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:13 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder how many Double-Double plus strawberry strudel combos you could get with that card. Also, those prizes are some of the Rrrrrrooooollllllll up the rim to win prizes.
Astral_Fox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:50 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
REVENGE JIZZ
Chordata1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:09 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That was beautiful.
old911broad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:17 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Bra - fucking - vo.
ShallowJam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:40 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS GOLD.
sdaciuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:21 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Revenge level: ball crushing.
McSquizzee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:47 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You fucking glorious man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:50 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Best golf story since Happy Gilmore. You magnificent bastard.
iamslm22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:10 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is an amazing example of poetic justice. Phenomenal.
redtheda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:42 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I never knew Canadians could be assholes!
They had the prizes kind of backwards... the door prizes should have been the Timmy Horton's and the long drive $1000, because that took actual skill.
I guess it was good for you that they weren't, though.
pr0t011187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:43 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
it just goes to show, never piss off Madame Karma.
TheStarkReality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:28 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Never, never ever, fuck with golfers. Especially not Canadian ones, it seems.
Crisspie13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:21 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
that my friend was .....EXCELLENT!!
vicki122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:29 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, so damn satisfying to read that entire story. Karma bit that douche in the ass and he so richly deserved it.
mike_jones2813308004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:31 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Great revenge for a petty loss. Bravo good sir!
popsickletits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:05 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
this is so great. i wish life worked like this all the time.
ManElegant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:58 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
There's times when I try to be the bigger person and forget about revenge. Then there are times when the stars align when you run toward a guy who's fucked you over flipping the bird to a two hundred tit salut. That story put a huge smile on my face.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:45 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
HNNGG MAXIMUM OVERJUSTICE
Hwy280 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:44 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing. I helped run a charity golf tournament a few weeks ago and was disheartened to learn that most people cheat. Kind of takes the fun out of it in my opinion.
704zem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:56 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I almost didn't read this (too long) I'm glad i did, worth every word.
Simply the best petty revenge i have ever heard ! You are a fantastic human being, and I hope you enjoyed every cent of that giftcard!
dabu222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:17 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If I could hit the fairway on a long drive hole I would be sooooo happy.
Robdog_millster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:21 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We followed a group that cheated on every hole in a scramble. I asked them at the turn his they were doing and they gave me a bogus score. I called them out and said you must have been chipping in cuz I know you guys weren't on the green for all those birdie attempts. We got on their ass for the back. They stood on the green so we could not see their putts and cheered liked assholes on their make believe made putts. They cheated hardcore after they saw is eagle behind them and crush drives down their back!
luscombm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:31 on April 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Why can I only give one upvote for this? I wanna give like 10! Perfect!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:02 on April 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing.
swagrabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:22 on April 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God
This is my favorite sub. This is now my favorite story. I feel like Cartman when he saw the people with the butts for heads - I don't know whether I'll ever see anything this awesome again.
SmaugDaDragons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:51 on April 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I just read it again.
Jab_91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:30 on April 30, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
one word EPIC!
tdt0005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:23 on May 9, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Best fucking thing I've ever read. I knew you were going to say it. I was waiting for it and waiting, and when I read it, I lost it. Absolutely perfect! Fuck that guy!
the_sleeping_forest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:09 on October 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Im loving you right now.
NoobuchadnezaR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:13 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, didn't happen. How ironic.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:58 on June 4, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
you. I like you.
AllAboutGamers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:33 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:17:02 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Self post. I just get to look at the numbers.
AllAboutGamers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:26 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
0
Malthasian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:44 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You sir are a scholar and a gentleman.
joos1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:32 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm never coming back to this sub.
You've ruined it for me.
There is never going to be a story as satisfying as this.
antdude ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:13:39 on May 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Prove it!
jamesandlily_forever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:34 on September 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You prove it!
antdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:21 on September 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You first! :P
[deleted] ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 19:06:29 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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hecter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:31:16 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Did you move or something? 'Cause last time I checked, there's one every block still...
flambyisyou ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:04:51 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I worked one year in Canada. European here
Uticensis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:17:56 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
God I want to believe this happened. I really want to.
shmoseph ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:20:31 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, I don't believe this for some reason. Maybe it's because Booker Dewitt's raffle ticket is #77 and I just finished bioshock infinite.
๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:03 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
ive yet to play that. I can't wait to do so though. Please don't spoil it
TibsChris ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:32:06 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What a strangely fitting title...
cool_hand_luke ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:02 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Proof?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:26 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ Strange_Bedfellow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:45:53 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
As I said, this was a few years ago. I don't still have that shit.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:16 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best story I have ever read on here.
/r/prorevenge
blue_strat ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:51:58 on May 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
In a raffle... you do have proof. They put your name on the stub in the ticket book.
jamesandlily_forever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:51 on September 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
They don't always do this.
Have you learned this fact since you wrote your original comment? Hopefully you have. I always like to see people who are bettering themselves. I try to do so every day. Have a great week!
dumbstick ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 04:20:19 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think you are a douchebag because you referred to the guy as "chief." Also, you stole $1000 from a guy.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:58:54 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Technically he only stole $950.
jamesandlily_forever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:30 on September 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Do you regret this comment? Have you matured since writing it?
He didn't really steal it. He had no way of knowing if the ticket really belonged to the guy.
dumbstick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:12 on September 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He seems fairly sure in his writing that the ticket belonged to the guy.
jamesandlily_forever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:23 on September 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Of course he did. I'm saying for certainty. He wouldn't have to give up the ticket because there is reasonable doubt.
Also, I overheard you mentioning your reddit name the other day. That's how I found you. We go to the same school.
dumbstick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:15 on September 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And what school is that?
Kyakan ยท -40 points ยท Posted at 21:39:29 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Let me see if I have this right:
Because someone cheated and stole your winning spot at an honor-system based challenge, you then stole a ticket that has the total value of a $1000 gift card (since that's what it won).
And Reddit is congratulating you on this?
Yes, downvotes for saying OP stole $1000 from someone. I guess I expected this.
kcidskcustidder ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:54:11 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think the difference being, if he stole the actual prepaid gift card from the guy as petty theft the reception of this story would be different.
He didn't outright steal the money, he found the raffle ticket that the guy dropped which happened to win (which is unlikely, but for the purpose of enjoying a story I'm going to roll with it).
I don't think people would be on board if OP just plain stole the money. But a raffle ticket prize goes to who ever has the ticket.
I mean then the obvious question would be, what if someone stole every raffle ticket would that be fair and I guess the answer is no, because not everyone there wronged OP. So the story is just revenge against a cheating douche, I can deal with this.
[deleted] ยท -36 points ยท Posted at 21:45:05 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Agreed, this isn't anywhere near 'revenge', it's cruel and petty thievery.
I pity all of you who disagree.
TopHatPaladin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:28:57 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Rule 4 explicitly states that petty theft is acceptable.
Kyakan ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 22:38:47 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
$1000 is a petty theft?
TopHatPaladin ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:08:52 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's not $1000, it's the chance to gain $1000, and the chance just so happened to work out.
[deleted] ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 22:35:40 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ain't saying it's against rules, saying that's one of the biggest jerk-moves you can pull. Really isn't cool, no matter how ridiculous it is.
Billy_bob12 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:40:26 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a good rule of thumb: don't be a giant dick and people won't steal your raffle tickets.
[deleted] ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 23:46:50 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Here's a better one: Treat others how you would like to be treated.
So I guess I'm being downvoted for being a decent person who would turn the other cheek. I guess I shouldn't be so surprised.
Billy_bob12 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:48:34 on April 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
If I pulled what that guy pulled I would expect them to take my winning raffle ticket
LockeNCole ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:16:14 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's just it, tho. He treated the guy who cheated better than he got treated. The ticket was lost and unclaimed on the floor. He didn't pickpocket it.
macrotechee ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 05:20:51 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
He may as well have pickpocketed it. He clearly saw it fall, and took it. That's bad enough.
LockeNCole ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:06:46 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any proof?
macrotechee ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:08 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
How else would he know who the ticket belonged to, had he not seen it fall?