๐๏ธ LaserGuidedHerpes ยท 3539 points ยท Posted at 22:03:31 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok this may be an example of preemptive revenge, but considering how it happened I'm still pretty sure I was entirely in the right. not sure how petty it was. But anyways...
In elementary school I wasn't the most popular kid, I was into books, had big glasses, into video games, got very grades, classic nerd. I had friends sure, but I did tend to be the butt of the classic "nerdy-kid" jokes.
One day in class we were doing some sort of busy work and I was seated across from one of the girls (let's call her BitchJ) who always loved to make fun of me and give me crap. The girl for some reason was stamping her feet up and down on the floor like a crazy person (not just the nervous knee thing that most people get from time to time, full on lifting and dropping them fuckers).
The massive shockwaves from her dinosaur stomping ending up knocking her glasses off the desk and somewhere right beneath her feet. Being the good guy that I was, I immediately yelled out "BitchJ, STOP, WATCH YOUR FEET!". She stops her foot, a few inches from her glasses, then looks at me and just asks, "Why?".
Now I could have told her that she was about to ruin her glasses, but for some reason I didn't. I happened to not be wearing my own glasses at the time, and on a lark I told her, "You're about to step on my glasses".
The bitch got the biggest grin on her face, lifted her foot back up and smashed it back down onto her own glasses. BitchJ heard them crack and bent down to pick the glasses up, still grinning at me without breaking her gaze. When she lifted the glasses up and looked at them, and realized they were her own, she started crying, loudly. Ran to the teacher.
It was wonderful
pokethepig ยท 884 points ยท Posted at 23:28:18 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel satisfied just reading that.
StankFish ยท 495 points ยท Posted at 01:13:34 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn I love this Subreddit. That gave me the warm fuzzies.
TheoX747 ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 13:33:28 on March 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I woke up early and can't sleep, but this subreddit is making me feel all happy.
Firewolf34 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 12:28:33 on June 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Dear god, me too! Is this the place people go when they can't sleep in the morning??
Voltgasm ยท 405 points ยท Posted at 03:58:50 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What is this subreddit and where has it been all my life.
Neebat ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 07:12:18 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's less than 48 hours old.
[deleted] ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 09:30:29 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's barely 24 hours old.
whatevers_clever ยท 162 points ยท Posted at 14:20:14 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AND IT IS BLOSSOMING INTO EVERYTHING WE THOUGHT IT COULD BE. HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND.
terriblestoryteller ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 15:19:27 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
GREAT SUCCESS!
acquisitionofawesome ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:30:58 on November 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
CHOO CHOO
Griffin777XD ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:01:22 on November 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATISFACTION!
[deleted] ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 23:29:15 on December 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HEY GUYS FUTURE HERE, IT'S STILL GOOD
Im_not_pedobear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:08:03 on March 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
SHUT UP PAST!
Blueishbagel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:18:11 on May 14, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO FUTURE PAST! ERR PAST!!!
jefflaflavor ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:46:11 on May 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
OVERKILL!
supremecrafters ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:32:36 on May 22, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
OMG ITS FUTURE PERFECT TENSE
Bronywesen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:52 on September 15, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
APERTURE SCIENCE!
supremecrafters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:05 on September 15, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE IF WE DON'T THEY'LL KILL 1 HOSTAGE EVERY HOUR
Griffin777XD ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:14:16 on December 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You killed it you sick person.
[deleted] ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 00:20:46 on December 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what did I kill?
Griffin777XD ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:23:46 on December 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Portal song.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:28:26 on December 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so you downvoted me? real mature. also there was nothing to kill. you are the only one here who quoted portal.
Griffin777XD ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:43:53 on December 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't downvote you...
astonishmints ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:56 on February 13, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I did
Griffin777XD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:46 on February 13, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
So... You're still here... o.O
astonishmints ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:49 on February 13, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Reading top all time posts.
chocobo22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:18 on June 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I did also
okawei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:24 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Just bringing this comment thread back to life.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:51 on December 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am relatively sure that you're the only one here besides me. and all my comments are at 0. so.....
bobthecookie ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:27:06 on January 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
STILL A GREAT SUCCESS!
Roboticide ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:22:33 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, has it only been that long?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:23:17 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
kkjdroid ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:43:45 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, that was fast.
terranq ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 05:49:06 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you gave her a chance to do the right thing
Nice_and_Naughty ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 15:23:07 on January 2, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
She chose POORLY
destructivemarmoset ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 00:07:14 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So well deserved.
[deleted] ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 04:37:48 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Salva_Veritate ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 20:16:31 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or being surrounded by people who are constantly like, "That little girl is violating your property rights! Shoot to kill!"
CdeoD ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 04:27:03 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You brilliant bastard, just to see her face oh man.
YogurtShaker ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 09:06:07 on November 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope she tried to tell on you and got in even more trouble.
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 02:08:38 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can you repost this story to r/JusticePorn?
nikniuq ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 05:25:14 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So they can comment that they would have shot her?
forceez ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 11:58:24 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Y... Yes?
swinegums ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:27:06 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha that's pure poetry right there. Must have felt amazing!
[deleted] ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 05:29:03 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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GoodGrades ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 19:39:48 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now is one of the few times my username is actually relevant.
cuppastuff ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:56:50 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
very grades all around!
KittyKathy ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:11:21 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this story is the best one so far.
Mctappintapper ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:50:44 on November 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Words cannot express the awesome
FootyPajamas ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:43:01 on November 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
10/10 applaud
fuckme_fuckyou ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:58:17 on November 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This subreddit actually makes me laugh. Out loud.
TheSilverNoble ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:04:34 on January 11, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's why you don't mess with people smarter than you.
NoMoreMrSpiceGuy ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 21:41:59 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"got very grades"... Sure you did, champ.
GomTibson ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 23:37:02 on November 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like victory have this
Endulos ยท -62 points ยท Posted at 00:47:10 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shame the upvote is semi-useless :(
It's a self post. :/ (You gain 0 karma for a self post)
PageFault ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 02:20:54 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who cares about karma? It gets bumped to the top and more people get to read it.
Endulos ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 02:56:24 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't think of that. Point.
kkjdroid ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:43:15 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvotes on links are still just as useless, they can't be exchanged for anything.
Moikle ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:50:58 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
meaningless internet points, yay..
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:19:33 on November 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tell that to the sweet ass Reddit hoodie I just cashed in some of my karma for.
GomTibson ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:53:25 on November 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whattt?...new too reddit yesss!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:12:49 on January 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Best fap I've had in years
BarkHouse ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:40:46 on November 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Getting her to enact it upon herself...glorious, sir!
MyNameIsHax ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:20:33 on November 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Benny_the_Jew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:44:10 on March 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite story in r/pettyrevenge so far.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:29:36 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is wonderful. Have an upvote.
boopboopaloop ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:06:03 on April 12, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I JUST read a slightly different version of this story on a subreddit (bully girl and victim were sitting at a desk rather than walking around). I will find it. I will find out which of you made it up (if not both).
doogles769 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:23:53 on April 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's been six days, conclusion?
boopboopaloop ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:21:43 on April 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, right, totally forgot. Uh... you win.
jamesandlily_forever ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:49:42 on September 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's been 149 days. Conclusion?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:13:15 on September 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Still waiting.
J4k0b42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:39 on November 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:00 on November 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What's with the silence? It's not just him that's waiting.
mudkippp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:04 on December 14, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
8 months...
Debauchery_Toaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:39:55 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Reviving a dead thread is hard work
purplecodpiece ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:28 on December 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid internet people
Debauchery_Toaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:29 on December 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised it's not archived.
Rauvagol ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:29 on February 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me too
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:24 on February 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shhh no tears
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:13 on March 26, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:12 on March 26, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, on who?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:38 on April 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one guy.
fraggymdl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:01:37 on April 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup.
boopboopaloop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:17 on April 12, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
*DIFFERENT subreddit
aCreaseInTime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:47 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This brings a satisfied smile to my face.
Sushiboy3000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:17 on November 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Badass little nerd kid: I can see I as a movie
Nice_and_Naughty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:18 on January 2, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That's fricken awesome! Well played!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:40 on March 12, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
This makes me so happy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:49 on December 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside now.
electriphead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:49 on December 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Glad to live out that experience through your words! Sweet vengeance!
PortableBook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:51 on March 13, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I read this in justiceporn.
Thysioz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:25:28 on November 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted to 1337 because this was epic!
crazzynez ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 04:35:55 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds fake, first, how does she not notice her glasses fall off her desk, second, how in the world did she stomp the ground hard enough to knock her glasses off her desk, third, how does OP react fast enough to tell her to stop, and more importantly if she's a bitch why would she stop and listen to what OP says? Most kids would just continue stomping...
WilshireTheBeast ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:42:19 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
While you may be correct in this assumption, I am only left to wonder that reddit has some damn good writers and storytellers. To be able to make up these stories that can evoke such emotion out of their readers is pretty impressive.
JVNT ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:26:51 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Many people don't notice when they knock things off their desk. Not paying attention, looking the other direction, etc. It's possible.
As for the stomping thing, if she was sitting in a school desk chances are her stomping her feet isn't what caused it to fall. Since the chair is attached to the table then it would move when she does. If she was really stomping so loud she was probably moving a lot.
And the fact that she stomped, some people who are bitches will act like they might listen just to piss the person off more when they don't.
crazzynez ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 14:55:20 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Even then though, if she knocked them off her desk she would immediately stomp on them, even if OP saw it he wouldnt have time to tell her to stop, and she wouldnt have time to react to him telling her to stop. And if she really was moving around to the point of her glasses falling off her desk, then everything on her desk was probably falling off, and itd be hard not to notice that. Also a point i missed, when they fall off the desk, its unlikely they are in range of feet stompage. It would be unlikely that she could reach them unless they fell directly beneath her feet, which is hard since the fucking desk would be in the way.
JVNT ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:25:21 on November 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
If the glasses were in the edge of the desk and nothing else was, they would be the only thing to fall. He also didn't say if there was other things on the desk, meaning it very well could have been the only thing able to fall. Glasses can also bounce and land under the desk. Even if they didn't, once on the ground the stomping could cause them to move, especially if it hard enough. Her feet likely weren't hitting the exact same place every time so even if they bounced under the desk it wouldn't mean she would immediate hit them.
crazzynez ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 02:38:29 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you really want this to be real dont you... whatever, im not going to argue with it anymore, think what you want
JVNT ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:00:02 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm just pointing out that you can't act like you know how everything and everyone will act.
crazzynez ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 03:24:43 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When did I ever act like I knew everything? You're the one acting as if you know everything about the event, I just pointed out what made me suspicious of the credibility of the event. You went on to say the glasses couldve been on the edge of the desk, and the stomping caused them to move under her feet after she continued stomping, and that her feet werent bouncing on the same spot every time, none of which OP stated, I just went by what he said.
JVNT ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:31:56 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You said that she couldn't have noticed something falling off of her desk at all. You also said the glasses couldn't have ended up under her desk. You said that she would have immediately hit them and she wouldn't have listened to him trying to warn her.
I just pointed out that everything you said wasn't the only way it could happen.
And I thought you weren't going to argue anymore?
crazzynez ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 03:44:00 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wasnt going to argue on the validity of the story, which I didnt, instead I began arguing over whether or not I was acting like I knew everything, but now I see it's pointless, you know youve lost when you start going into the remotely possible "well you know, just maybe, her feet couldve been stomping all over the place (not up and down like OP clearly stated), and the the glasses went all over the place, and then just maybe they landed beneath her feet and at that precise moment, luckily enough OP told her to stop, right when the glasses ended up at her feet (not right when they fell off the desk like Op had stated, but after moments of moving until they came to rest beneath her feet)yeah you know its possible", no it isnt you dipshit, when you start adding shit that didnt happen, youre acting like you know everything, youre acting like you were there and had some background knowledge that contradicted OPs story. I was going to let it go, but when you act like a dumbass I get mad. Go ahead and try to come up with some bullshit response, im done.
JVNT ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:07:32 on November 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, you know you've lost when you have to resort to calling the other person dipshit and dumbass.
Have a nice night!
acquisitionofawesome ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:35:06 on November 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER UPVOTES ALL AROUND
jamesandlily_forever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:39 on March 1, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you have calmed down a bit after this. This conversation is pretty ridiculous.