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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ALuigiFanatic ยท 402 points ยท Posted at 21:20:48 on October 14, 2019 ยท (Permalink)


Raykushi ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:05:12 on October 14, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I just realized this was a thing

phineas81707 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:55:24 on October 14, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

"Oh, a businessman? Like... Business trips, bribes and brown noses! Oh my! Wow. Tough life, huh? So, mister, are you in charge of the coffeemaker or what?"

PsychadelicChild ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:58:53 on October 14, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

This is one of the best lines

supermario182 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:27:08 on October 15, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

this was a good one. it came out of nowhere and its always stuck with me

Lorn_Of_The_Old_Wood ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:59:08 on October 15, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly he has a lot of employees which creates a lot of jobs, and his employees seem fairly content. The koopa troop should get a tax break for being such am important job creator. Imagine all the unemployment if bowser was ACTUALLY defeated

Bsharpmajorgeneral ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:00:51 on October 15, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

In the main series, maybe; in Paper Mario though, that wouldn't be the case. There's too many examples of "baddies" being sufficient on their own.

Lorn_Of_The_Old_Wood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:08 on October 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

There aren't that many examples. All I'm saying is unemployment would be worse, not that literally every koopa and goomba would be without a job

Sightshade ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:33:11 on October 15, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

This better be how he enters every Nintendo meeting.