Anyone else ever get to take two of these and throw a gym mat on top them to make a "car"? Two people would get on and two people would push and you'd crash into just about everything. Best days in gym class ever.
Yeah! We called them bumper cars and would smash into each other. Then one day someone got the bright idea to go under the balance beam. Went well if you were laying down. One kid sat up before he cleared and well...never was quite right after that.
We didn't have these at my school, but my grandma was a lunch lady at another school and every year the school let her use the kitchen for Thanksgiving. Was lots of fun running around a school at night playing hide and go seek and what not. They had these things and we tied a bunch together to see how big of a train we could get going.
I was in a super dorky scholastic quiz bowl team in 8th grade that required a LOT of Saturday practices before competition and we would use the entire middle school to play capture the flag. There were like 6 of us students and our history teacher who ran the club. I've never had that much fun in a school in my life. Those games got vicious.
kehkot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:21 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At a daycare I worked at about 5 yrs ago, we had these but they could be snapped together to make what you mentioned
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 13:47:37 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if this was they're intended use, but our gym teacher had a rod that went into that hole. Then she should stack cones on that rod. I almost feel as though that was the original purpose until one underfunded school decided children should ride on them. The rest is history.
I ran over a finger with my full body weight on one of these. The injury I got was fucking gruesome.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:18:02 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Getting the one with the bad bearings that sounded horrible and never went straight, then "accidentally" knocking some other kid off their scooter so you could switch with them.
cyatt ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:57:29 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just8yearoldthings
samskie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:53 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#just8yearoldthings
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:17:02 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:08:40 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck is that
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:29:53 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:37:50 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had one of those as a kid, it was awesome riding down my neighborhood's street. I lived on the banks of the Connecticut River so my whole neighborhood was situated on a large hill. My sister and I could pick up some serious speed with that thing. It wasn't very stable though, so many knees were bruised during those summers. Good Times.
smiljan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:29 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We had both. These ones there was just one batch that rotated through the district a week at a time. The square caster-turtles were always there, and were even more shit in comparison.
rlraven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:13 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yessssssss came here to make sure these were posted.
We actually have the ones OP posted at my place of employment. But these ones....these were the best. You could really get going on those suckers too!
So nobody else played Scooter Basketball or Scooter Soccer in elementary school? Man, my friend went down in history with the most epic Scooter Basketball shot from across the court. To be clear, the ball was one of those small foam dodgeballs, and the hoop was barely big enough to fit... it was also attached to the back of one of the scooters so it was a moving target.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:59:55 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Canada, so naturally our school set up a Scooter Hockey league.
Lhowon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:55 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a special way to go super fast on those things to win races. You lay down on your stomach and use both your arms and legs to propel yourself. But you gotta be careful so everyone doesnt run you over. It only works in special 1v1 races
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:33 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!! I loved these scooters and I flipping adored giant parachute days. I also loved Presidential Fitness Test day because I was amazing at the shuttle run.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:46:30 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being a 6'4 220 pound middle schooler, I hated these fuckin scooters. It's like they were made for kids or something.
These have been upgraded from when I was using them. No handles and pretty much just a piece of wood with wheels on them. Back in the era of the mid 90's.
isanass ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:29:30 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Those splintered squares of plywood and sticky casters that would catch and spin ya around... oof, those were the days. They were around before the mid 90s though, and they never seemed 'new'.
In grade school we used to play a game called medicine man, it was a dodge ball based game. When you were hit by a ball, or opponent caught your ball, and you became "out", you would immediatly sit down right in that spot. The "medicine man" had the cart, and he hung out in the back, most furthest away location from opponent, he could then ride/push the cart to the person who is out. That "out" person would get a ride to the back and then become "in" again. Also the person being rescued could block balls while being pulled back to safety. If the medicine man got struck, he was out, and there would be no more rescuing, and the game would just finish out like regular Dodge ball. The best game EVER!
I tipped over onto my right middle finger. Cut off a large chunk of flesh under the nail. Didn't feel a thing. Just threw a bandaid on and saved the skin. Oh to be young again.
Veeka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:38 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't roll over your fucking hands.
I found a lot of teachers power tripped when bringing these out. What do you mean we're only going to get to use them twice a year? What do you mean we have to complete your shitty obstacle course and activity instead of just going nuts? What do you mean I can't joust on them? This sucks!
Demaru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:51:06 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I just thought of these the other day. So many fun times were had because of these things.
Found them on Amazon a couple years ago. Got them for my kids for Christmas. They still use them. Best gift ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:00 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How you knew gym was going to be an awesome time.
GiefCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:25 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIP Fingers...
Theo95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:12 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Broken knuckles from running them over, and bruised hips from riding them like a skateboard.
Best days of my life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:27 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My school had a scooter hockey league with those using mini-sticks. It was amazing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:41 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seriously fucked my fingers up on these every damn time.
Grambro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:06 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chipped my tooth in third grade playing dodgeball while lying on our stomaches. I tried to duck and the floor beat me.... beat me good
Ubereem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:35 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend's dad was a gym teacher. He'd unlock the gym and let a bunch of us use the gym on Saturday/Sundays. We had these and a variation with handles that you would swivel to make it go.
We'd set up tons of gym mats. Make a city out of them. I'm talking like the whole gym set up with mats. Then we'd use one knee on it and push off with the other leg. They would dip. We'd pretend we're playing GTA and we'd do "missions."
Ahh the days of elementary school's jousting tournament for medieval week. It was sad really.
The plebs' cardboard swords and shields didn't stand a chance against my expertly crafted wood sword and shield from my grandfather.
And so begin the reign of my family as the kings and queens of the land (for a week).
werbin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:59 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend started from one end of the gym. Rode it like a skateboard and tried to jump onto the stage. He trod 12 times and succeeded not once. This happened this past school year. He just graduated
MyOpus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:14 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
These are the reason "Smarties" were outlawed in gym class.... hit one of those fuckers with a wheel while zipping across the court and "Mppzzzzzzfffftttt" !
We used these to play a game my gym teacher named "Survivor." Three teams of four start on one sideline of the basketball court with an "Island" in the middle then "land" on the other sideline. Each team had one scooter and rope. First team with all members across to the other side won. If anyone hit the "water" or didn't make it to the island, you had to start over.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:10 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We used to pull each other around using those plastic hockey sticks when we got free time in gym.One time my friend let go and I spun around and hit the girl I had a crush on right on the eyebrow. She had to have stitches and ended up hating me all the way up through highschool.
Damn. These were the shit. Our school even had scooter soccer tournaments pitting class against class. We all chipped in for tshirts even.. that was the best damn time ever..
Naw man, dodgeball war.. where if you got hit you had to drop down and a medic would come from the back and touch you to bring you back in the game, was the best...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:49 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best day I ever had in gym class was the day we played ultimate frisbee on these things. It was pouring rain outside so we were stuck trying to play frisbee in the small gym which sucked. Someone suggested playing on these bad boys and it was amazing. Gym teacher didn't give a shit and just watched us and laughed.
PTCruisin ยท 187 points ยท Posted at 12:22:07 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Handles. In my day we held the wheels! None of us have fingers anymore but that was how you became a man!
[deleted] ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 12:27:14 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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tricky3737 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:14:50 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We had all the knuckle injuries, and inevitably you would try to skateboard on these and fail miserably leading to more injuries...
Der_Aussenseiter ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:58:27 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I can see how that can be actually dangerous. We had them back in our school and now dodgeball can't even be played anymore.
Makes no sense considering:
Getting hit with a little foam ball > fucked up fingers
Guess schools get sued too often. A shame they ruin it for the other kids, they had fun games back in gym class.
TheGoogleGuy ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:10 on December 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most schools don't even have a gym class anymore...or music...or art.
Swamp85 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:03:26 on December 18, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's not even close to true.
TheGoogleGuy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:05 on December 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Based upon my experiences in ny, va, ca, and wa it is.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:38:36 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those were hand protectors. Grab the board on the inside and bam no more swashed fingers.
TofuZombie92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:18 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ours were only a nasty burnt orange and bright yellow, the wheels were horrible. If we would of had handles, I don't think they would of been as fun.
riskybiscuit ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 16:11:32 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WE HAD THE WOODEN ONES BACK IN MY DAY
Herbamins ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:05:50 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wood with caster wheels that were never meant to be that close to fingers.
HotRodLincoln ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:16:16 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They aren't handles. They're hand guards. You're still supposed to hold the part you sit on with the guards around the outside of your hands.
TheRagingRavioli ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:19:18 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this man knows.
SinkHoleDeMayo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:01:12 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Grandpa, how did you lose your fingers?"
"Well, my boy, sit down and I'll tell you about the butt scooter wars of 1989 to 1993..."
ThatDamnFloatingEye ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 13:00:16 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else ever get to take two of these and throw a gym mat on top them to make a "car"? Two people would get on and two people would push and you'd crash into just about everything. Best days in gym class ever.
clamworm ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:41:28 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah! We called them bumper cars and would smash into each other. Then one day someone got the bright idea to go under the balance beam. Went well if you were laying down. One kid sat up before he cleared and well...never was quite right after that.
timnitro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:48:33 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We did this but instead we put a cone in front of it. then we would get dodgeballs and try to knock them off.
darkland52 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:51:12 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We didn't have these at my school, but my grandma was a lunch lady at another school and every year the school let her use the kitchen for Thanksgiving. Was lots of fun running around a school at night playing hide and go seek and what not. They had these things and we tied a bunch together to see how big of a train we could get going.
ReginaldDwight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:44 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was in a super dorky scholastic quiz bowl team in 8th grade that required a LOT of Saturday practices before competition and we would use the entire middle school to play capture the flag. There were like 6 of us students and our history teacher who ran the club. I've never had that much fun in a school in my life. Those games got vicious.
kehkot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:21 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At a daycare I worked at about 5 yrs ago, we had these but they could be snapped together to make what you mentioned
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 13:47:37 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if this was they're intended use, but our gym teacher had a rod that went into that hole. Then she should stack cones on that rod. I almost feel as though that was the original purpose until one underfunded school decided children should ride on them. The rest is history.
howImetyoursquirrel ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:34:43 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, the base is cone sized too
pebrudite ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:40:45 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Purp ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:26:19 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HUEHUEHUE
capnfauxhawk ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:15:04 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up Beavis uhehehe
brokenarrow ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 13:12:25 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So many scraped knuckles because of these guys.
Evil_This ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 15:49:00 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Try being the fat kid. Scraped knuckles ain't shit. Pulped fingers.
PagingDoctorK ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:04:20 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ditto that. My unsteady widebody donated several pounds of finger-flesh to the PE gods.
[deleted] ยท -37 points ยท Posted at 18:03:24 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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AJROCKS19 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:11:16 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're judging him? At least he doesn't put people down on the internet.
emocol ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:34 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh man, you got me there! that's like the most horrible thing you could ever say!
hahahahahahaha at least I'm not a fat sack
AJROCKS19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:09 on July 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol. I never said I was fat. Neither did he. He may have been at one time. May not be now. You however, take pride in internet insults.
emocol ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:57:40 on July 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
okay? I don't care about fat ppl and I don't care if I insult anyone
DarkSideOfTheMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:54 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure you're a troll, but a fat kid is 90% the parents fault.
emocol ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:17:21 on July 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no, I wasn't fat when I was a kid also I'm not a troll just look at my karma dumb shit
MirrorLake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:07 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I ran over a finger with my full body weight on one of these. The injury I got was fucking gruesome.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:18:02 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Getting the one with the bad bearings that sounded horrible and never went straight, then "accidentally" knocking some other kid off their scooter so you could switch with them.
cyatt ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:57:29 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just8yearoldthings
samskie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:53 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
#just8yearoldthings
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:17:02 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:08:40 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck is that
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:29:53 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:37:50 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE FUCK
goodthingihavepants ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:44:54 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
those look like they would've been kickass!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:54:09 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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agolden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:21 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
rekt
theGreatBlar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:41 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, they where the funnest days in gym class.
Airking4321 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:54:43 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had one of those as a kid, it was awesome riding down my neighborhood's street. I lived on the banks of the Connecticut River so my whole neighborhood was situated on a large hill. My sister and I could pick up some serious speed with that thing. It wasn't very stable though, so many knees were bruised during those summers. Good Times.
smiljan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:29 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We had both. These ones there was just one batch that rotated through the district a week at a time. The square caster-turtles were always there, and were even more shit in comparison.
rlraven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:13 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yessssssss came here to make sure these were posted. We actually have the ones OP posted at my place of employment. But these ones....these were the best. You could really get going on those suckers too!
moonz1105 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:08:14 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yessssss... I've been waiting for someone to mention these!
holy_butts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:53 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
holy butts, i loved those things!
sandm000 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:42:05 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I purchased some for my kids. They're pretty awesome. You can lay a full grown man on three of them and drunkenly scoot around the house. Ma scooter
LivingLosDream ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:14:31 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They were the best at rolling over your fingers.
kasabian1988 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:24:09 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They really need to change the name of that website it's on.
stemgang ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:48 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Almost as bad as kidsexchange.com
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:25 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I once saved a coworker from naming his business website like that. The business was called "Moments Exposed" ......www.momentsexposed.com
ScoobySniper74 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:40:33 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So nobody else played Scooter Basketball or Scooter Soccer in elementary school? Man, my friend went down in history with the most epic Scooter Basketball shot from across the court. To be clear, the ball was one of those small foam dodgeballs, and the hoop was barely big enough to fit... it was also attached to the back of one of the scooters so it was a moving target.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:59:55 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Canada, so naturally our school set up a Scooter Hockey league.
Lhowon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:55 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scooter dodgeball
kgwolfgang92 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:35:14 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god my fingers hurt just thinking about it
Sleepydave ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:38:24 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a special way to go super fast on those things to win races. You lay down on your stomach and use both your arms and legs to propel yourself. But you gotta be careful so everyone doesnt run you over. It only works in special 1v1 races
howImetyoursquirrel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:33:09 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GIANT PARACHUTE DAY WAS THE BEST
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:33 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!! I loved these scooters and I flipping adored giant parachute days. I also loved Presidential Fitness Test day because I was amazing at the shuttle run.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:46:30 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being a 6'4 220 pound middle schooler, I hated these fuckin scooters. It's like they were made for kids or something.
Peace_Unleashed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:59:01 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
usually the gym teacher doesn't ride these
maters77 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:46:49 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
These have been upgraded from when I was using them. No handles and pretty much just a piece of wood with wheels on them. Back in the era of the mid 90's.
isanass ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:29:30 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Those splintered squares of plywood and sticky casters that would catch and spin ya around... oof, those were the days. They were around before the mid 90s though, and they never seemed 'new'.
BowlofSpaghetti ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:14:50 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They still use these in the school I student taught in a few years ago.
I, personally, never saw them before. Guess I'm too old. They looked like a lot of fun.
BLUEequalsRED ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:46:13 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In grade school we used to play a game called medicine man, it was a dodge ball based game. When you were hit by a ball, or opponent caught your ball, and you became "out", you would immediatly sit down right in that spot. The "medicine man" had the cart, and he hung out in the back, most furthest away location from opponent, he could then ride/push the cart to the person who is out. That "out" person would get a ride to the back and then become "in" again. Also the person being rescued could block balls while being pulled back to safety. If the medicine man got struck, he was out, and there would be no more rescuing, and the game would just finish out like regular Dodge ball. The best game EVER!
Grantolope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:34:03 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Until you lean too far to one side and fucking crush your fingers on the floor. Yea, really great times.
BredditAndFryIt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:47:57 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
those were good but these were the real deal http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002616352?ie=UTF8&tag=lothma04-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=1789&creativeASIN=B002616352
LiquidSwords89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:34:47 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
until you run over your finger. which will happen
theGreatGoodbye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:08 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You lost a leg in Nam?
I lost a finger in P.E..
tealvw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:31 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, until you ran over your fingers! Ouch!
mistasamuelguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:08 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not the way my gym teacher used 'em...
Internet_Loner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:03 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember every gym class involving these devolving into "lets slam this into ___ at full speed and see what happens!"
ArcticWolf716 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:31 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(I'm saying this for just about everyone here) Unless you roll over your fingers.
prof_herp_derp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:46 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tipped over onto my right middle finger. Cut off a large chunk of flesh under the nail. Didn't feel a thing. Just threw a bandaid on and saved the skin. Oh to be young again.
Veeka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:38 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't roll over your fucking hands.
I found a lot of teachers power tripped when bringing these out. What do you mean we're only going to get to use them twice a year? What do you mean we have to complete your shitty obstacle course and activity instead of just going nuts? What do you mean I can't joust on them? This sucks!
Demaru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:51:06 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I just thought of these the other day. So many fun times were had because of these things.
shmeckmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:04 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can tell you that these things provide a crazy leg workout as an adult.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:47:14 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How?
DressyVermin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:32 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fingers.
phedre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:36 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When did these become a thing? I never saw them as a kid.
dfn85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:51 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never saw them, either. And based on what people have said, they've been around for nearly forever. All my school ever did for gym time was kickball.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:30 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
early 90s I think? maybe earlier.
Zadder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:28 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
rubs knuckles pensively
XPM5G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:01 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Until you ran your own fingers over, they were the shit
tomoyopop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:59 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, I haven't thought of these in years. Thanks for bringing it back! :)
FlanneryOClowder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:47 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad was a gym teacher. We had the wooden version of these in our basement as kids. Most popular time in my life...
Holysheete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:27 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best day in gym class if you didn't have any fingers!!!
kerryoakie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:21 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got five stitches in my chin from one of these bad boys in high school.
Koebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:55 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My fingers hurt looking at these things.
barkingtiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:09 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where can I buy these things now ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:19 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best until you ran over your fingers
JoeModz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:15 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone at my school thought it was a good idea to use these on a tennis court. You know the kind where the surface is just sandpaper.
tmyl73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:36 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My daughter broke her finger on one when she was in 3rd grade! But damn they were fun!!!!!
Youtube_Junkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:37 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gah! My fucking knuckles! Jesus I swear I still have scars from dragging my fingers along the gym floor. Ouch.
werbin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:31 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And there was always that one kid who would try to ride it like a skateboard, and fall on his ass/ face
2workigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:18 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Found them on Amazon a couple years ago. Got them for my kids for Christmas. They still use them. Best gift ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:00 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How you knew gym was going to be an awesome time.
GiefCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:25 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RIP Fingers...
Theo95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:12 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Broken knuckles from running them over, and bruised hips from riding them like a skateboard.
Best days of my life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:27 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My school had a scooter hockey league with those using mini-sticks. It was amazing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:41 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seriously fucked my fingers up on these every damn time.
Grambro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:06 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chipped my tooth in third grade playing dodgeball while lying on our stomaches. I tried to duck and the floor beat me.... beat me good
Ubereem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:35 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend's dad was a gym teacher. He'd unlock the gym and let a bunch of us use the gym on Saturday/Sundays. We had these and a variation with handles that you would swivel to make it go.
We'd set up tons of gym mats. Make a city out of them. I'm talking like the whole gym set up with mats. Then we'd use one knee on it and push off with the other leg. They would dip. We'd pretend we're playing GTA and we'd do "missions."
Really fun times.
Sorrrybud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:09 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from canada.. This mixed with mini hockey sticks not only destroyed our fingers, but also our hands, wrists, and eyes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:24 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not when you ended up running over your hand they weren't.
seanigongon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:16 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a guy who was 6'4 in seventh grade, these things sucked. Impossible to get going without your shorts turning into a bikini bottom.
gl00pp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:26 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To each their own. I have fond memories of climbing the rope.
Dat tingle.
rabidpiano86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:54 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
These remind me of scraped knuckles and broken fingers.
Unclemeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:01 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe nobody has brought this up, I used to lay my stomach down on them and crawl across the floor pretending I was spider man
GrammerNaziParadox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:52 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I freaking hated these, my fingers would always get destroyed.
CrativeDomo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:52 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Miss them almost as much as I miss my fingernails.
cab0addict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:34 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh the days of elementary school's jousting tournament for medieval week. It was sad really.
The plebs' cardboard swords and shields didn't stand a chance against my expertly crafted wood sword and shield from my grandfather.
And so begin the reign of my family as the kings and queens of the land (for a week).
werbin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:59 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend started from one end of the gym. Rode it like a skateboard and tried to jump onto the stage. He trod 12 times and succeeded not once. This happened this past school year. He just graduated
rhysjohnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:24 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dodgeball on the scooters. There is no better feeling for a kid than knocking a kid off their scooter with a red rubber ball.
Stongey10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:04 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always loved gym glass
ram0nesblitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:36 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d5WJrBvCVk&t=0m9s
geezyadamz2423 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:40 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Till you ran over your fingers. I broke one of my fingers on those pieces of shit
jacob_besh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:49 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
if you didn't like your fingers that is.
MyOpus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:14 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
These are the reason "Smarties" were outlawed in gym class.... hit one of those fuckers with a wheel while zipping across the court and "Mppzzzzzzfffftttt" !
PeteEckhart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:38 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We used these to play a game my gym teacher named "Survivor." Three teams of four start on one sideline of the basketball court with an "Island" in the middle then "land" on the other sideline. Each team had one scooter and rope. First team with all members across to the other side won. If anyone hit the "water" or didn't make it to the island, you had to start over.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:10 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We used to pull each other around using those plastic hockey sticks when we got free time in gym.One time my friend let go and I spun around and hit the girl I had a crush on right on the eyebrow. She had to have stitches and ended up hating me all the way up through highschool.
uhohimdead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:22 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i had one that had a bad wheel, wanna know how i noticed that? i was going down hill.
SickInMotion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:33 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I sliced the space between my right index and thumb open on the wheel once.
the_greatest_mudkip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:39 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. These were the shit. Our school even had scooter soccer tournaments pitting class against class. We all chipped in for tshirts even.. that was the best damn time ever..
BigDaddyDave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:06 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you liked your fingers
Kurz11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:55 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Update: scooters connect together to create a super scooter.
Whiteboy3523 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:36 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
East coast schools whats up lol
cuzimcait ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:38 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yass
Mimi149 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:17 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went to French Immersion school, we called them trotinettes.
syphon3980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:30 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Naw man, dodgeball war.. where if you got hit you had to drop down and a medic would come from the back and touch you to bring you back in the game, was the best...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:49 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my God
My fingers are hurting already
MISTABIGNASTY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:33 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My hands after riding these damn things.
TacticalPotatoSquad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:03 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mine were made of wood and the wheels didn't have guards. Worst damn invention since the metal / wood play structures.
Chef_Lebowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:18 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still have a blue one.
sikes6105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:19 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We played hockey on those in gym. We had a bunch of blades from sticks and used those. It was fun and a new element to hand Injuries.
JustAKidFromBrooklyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:02 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hated gym, pretty much all the way until HS I hated it...except for butt scooter day!
KregeTheBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:40 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Phys Ed was instantly great when you walked into the gymnasium and these were out, besides running over your own fingers
SinkHoleDeMayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:29 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best at destroying fingers.
AvengeThe90s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:53 on July 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
best gym day in the world was when you walked in and saw these, the orange "traffic" cones, and the ropes.
edited to add The Parachute.
gaby15679 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:27 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's all fun and games until someone loses a finger
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:36 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Until you ran over your fingers.
letherunderyourskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:29 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best day I ever had in gym class was the day we played ultimate frisbee on these things. It was pouring rain outside so we were stuck trying to play frisbee in the small gym which sucked. Someone suggested playing on these bad boys and it was amazing. Gym teacher didn't give a shit and just watched us and laughed.
crappyboy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:54:18 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SWEET MERCY!! THIS!! I want one.
cassie1992 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:55:49 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Until you got a finger rolled over.
tacoyum6 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:06 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aw gosh, they had those at my school, but only the retards got to play with them.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:12:02 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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tacoyum6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:05 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
aw shoot
BIGLOSER99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:39 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Class Dont hate me.
mydogsmokeyisahomo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:35:02 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*knee scooters
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:07 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Veeka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:20 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really?
Someone is totally jealous! I'm not in the US and we had these, so it's just you that's underprivileged. Sorry about that.
TacticalPotatoSquad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:03 on July 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're supposed to propel yourself with them in various games that expends calories.
R3Dprius ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:44 on July 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for the use of " Butt Scooters"