Sticky hands, one throw and they're dirty

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ KidFuture ยท 1220 points ยท Posted at 14:22:55 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)


Sticky hands, one throw and they're dirty

GameFace92 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:36:30 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Does that one have some sort of plastic leash? Mine generally had a finger hole

caramilkbomb ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:26:05 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

OP is fancy huh? I've never seen the handle either...pretty dope.

bestiff ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:08:33 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

The handle was actually pretty crappy on the few that I owned. It would regularly split in half, because it was designed so poorly I'm guessing. Either way, my memories of this toy consist mostly of me getting yelled at by my parents for leaving oily stains on walls, picking up hairs and dirt, and feeling annoyed that the handle was useless.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ KidFuture ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:49:42 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah after three swings the handle almost broke...

ImLyingSorry ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:51:05 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

So, back in elementary we had something similar but they were little balls that looked like soccer balls but were sticky. Well one of my friends threw it up on the ceiling on the main room and it got stuck up there. Well through my entire time at that school it was there and I think it's still there now. Talk about sticky.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ KidFuture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:33 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah the handle is plastic.

UndeadBread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:03 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

It's basically the same thing; there's just a peg inside that goes through the hole. Once the handle breaks, it's just like any other sticky hand.

The_Angelic ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:44:52 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

At my elementary school we used to throw these up and get them stuck on the cafeteria ceiling. There were probably dozens of sticky hands up there, and they never fell down during my 6 years.

caramilkbomb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:22 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

That's a long time...was the ceiling particularly grody?

The_Angelic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:27 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Not that I know of. It was the kind of ceiling that was made out of those styrofoam tiles that you can push up though. Maybe that had something to do with them sticking for such a long time.

themcs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:39:10 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Prefect for sticking sharp pencil-darts in, too

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:05:25 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Glad I'm not the only one who did this xD

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ KidFuture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:41 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

We always try to get them on the ceiling, then we took betts on how long it would stay there

LogoPro ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:41:45 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

But wash them in some soapy water and they're all good and sticky again!

Thanks for taking me back, Future Kid.

soxfanpdx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:19:30 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

That never worked for me. One wash and they never stuck again. Wacky wall walkers revived nicely though.

Abe_Vigoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:41 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

The trick is to spray them with windex then wipe them down. It'd make the rubber tacky again.

thielmann ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:31:22 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Are you greek?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ KidFuture ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:33 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for the tip of washing it, gonna do it right now!

csupernova ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:31:50 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Washing something makes it clean again. Who'd've thunk it?

Surye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:20 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldn't define being sticky as the clean I'd expect from washing.

ZombieMMMBrains ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:20:16 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

That is the most advanced sticky hand I've ever seen in my life.

Apostolate_waitress ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:47:14 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

More like one throw & the wall is dirty.

Edit word arrangement.

chargerz4life ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:23:03 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I still remember the ass whoopings I got when I left a dark stain on the walls.... "No waite mom! Let me explain what happened!"

Apostolate_waitress ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:26:31 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Ha ha mine always wound up on the ceiling!

laurentam2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:14 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my, my brother & I had one of those ball shaped ones. We got it stuck to my Pap's ceiling and it left a stain there for years because we didn't tell anyone.

The stain was only covered when they painted the living room years later.

AbnormalDream ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:00:49 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Decyde ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:01:25 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

IT'S NOT THE SAME!!!!!!!!

Rosenkrantz_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:51 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah - I can't bitchslap my cats with it!

Drew1995 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:27:08 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I played with this for a long time, thank you for posting it!

themcs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:41:29 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

The hand needs to flex and slowly peel away

AbnormalDream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:36 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

...... and then break

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:44 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

what is this sorcery??

Sardoodledum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:04 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Oh. My.God.

bradradio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:42 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Terror if you accidentally stuck it to the lightbulb

Shock_Hazzard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:28:04 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?! really though, what would occur?

themcs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:44:00 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

10 hours later, no answers.. worse than no response to "what did it say??" On a deleted post... answer this man, god damn it

Shock_Hazzard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:58 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I NEED TO KNOW! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!

bradradio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:52 on July 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

It just burns a hole in the sticky hand and smokes a little bit. Nothing major, but as a child it's terrifying and heartbreaking to see your fun new toy melt and get ruined.

chargerz4life ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:58 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

These fuckers where painful when you got slapped in the face!

Kendarlington ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:46:58 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

True. I love how you can still get a small version of these in the 50 cent machines in grocery stores, dollar stores and the like.

ProChef2000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:36 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I was just talking about these today with my aunt. She is currently in the hospital and asked me if I would bring her some silly putty so she has something to do with her hands to keep her occupied since she can't smoke. I brought up how she used to buy my sticky hands all the time an how they'd be disgusting after 5 minutes of me playing with them.

grauen06 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:30:40 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I would put them in my mouth to try to clean them.

chargerz4life ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:21:05 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

How that work out for you?

grauen06 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:27:38 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I am not a smart man.

tylerkwondo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:05 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

We had these at school and we used to ping each other in the ears with then on colder winter mornings. Fucking hurt. No one was safe

beaver316 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:30:46 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Holy tits I remember these!

Chiktikka ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:42:21 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Same, that's why I clicked on the upvote button next to the picture

NativityCrimeScene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:04 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason my parents hated these :/

Lily13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:00 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Someone was playing with this while I was getting a tattoo the other day. Needless to say it was funny to watch.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:46 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I would annoy the shit out of my parents with those things

Abe_Vigoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:23 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Back in the day we used to steal those things from the mall then use them to steal stuff from closed stores.

We had long hair and one time me and my friend got in to a good fight and we both managed to get the damned things stuck in each other's hair.

It was kind of like this.

gangrenous_ghoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:08 on July 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Mildly infuriating..

burdman69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:03 on July 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I have a mark on my parents unfinished basements drywall from over a decade ago.

manfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:35 on July 9, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Now I get a different kind of sticky hands

saxymoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:49 on August 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I always use to dream about being spiderman with one of these! One day I begged my parents to buy me two, as soon as we got home I got on top of the couch. And jumped off while trying to get it to stick to an object, so I could swing wildy like spiderman. Ended up with a sore head,and a dirty pair of sticky hands.

PianoTrumpetMax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:11 on August 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah if that thing hits carpet life is over.