What are your favourite NL phrases/sayings? Old or new.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ GarethEss ยท 458 points ยท Posted at 16:05:09 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)


Straight from the dome piece.

UhUhIDontKnow ยท 324 points ยท Posted at 16:46:33 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"If I can smell it, it can smell me", or something like that. From the famous Uncrustables debate.

grawktopus ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 18:56:09 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Hell yeah. I love the part where he just looses it and goes โ€œeveryoneโ€™s gone frickinโ€™ crazy!โ€ Or something along those lines.

A1Comrade ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:43:23 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

?? Please enlighten me what is this

UhUhIDontKnow ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 17:49:36 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

https://youtu.be/1VHvlp5Lmdk?t=5120

It's part of the argument from 1:25:20 onwards. This specific NLSS is often considered THE greatest of all time. The actual line happens at around 1:28:00, but it's worth watching the whole argument if you haven't already.

ThePoundsOfLove222 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 18:41:51 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit i didnt even recognize that was NL talking, im a newer viewer so dam his voice has changed a lot i guess wow

TheDarkestShado ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:30:21 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

His voice hasnโ€™t changed, he just speaks with different inflection and a different sound setup. New microphone, better acoustic foam, etc. If you watch his Isaac videos from 2017, he sounds pretty similar to now because he uses the same inflexion on words.

EDIT: also I think this isnโ€™t his original audio and it came from someone else? Not 100% sure, but dumbdog/Apollo sounds clearer than NL does to me.

horse-star-lord ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:38:55 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

his voice hasn't changed, he just changed his voice.

yodamorsan ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 20:12:36 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

What are you talking about? His voice has definitely changed. I mean, I suppose you have to define "changed", but there's a clear difference. The last couple of years or something he's started speaking with a lot less energy in his voice, especially compared to the days where he had more of a "YouTube voice". He's even commented on it himself.

TheDarkestShado ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 20:14:51 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)*

he just speaks with different inflection

Let me do my best Eitri impression quick. *Yes... that's what... killing you voice inflexion means...

EDIT: never change Reddit, never change

yodamorsan ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:30:27 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I could definitely be wrong, in which case I'll concede, but I thought inflection meant the way you emphasize certain words within a sentence.

I'd say having a different timbre and pitch of your voice would definitely justify saying it's changed. I'd also say that his Isaac videos from 2017 still sound quite different.

TheDarkestShado ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 22:24:39 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Inflexion is more or less just another way of talking about vocal tone. Thereโ€™s your โ€œusualโ€ inflexion, which is your usual speaking voice, and thereโ€™s emotional inflexion, where you change from your usual tone to match the emotional tone you want to set, like yelling or emphasizing words.

His voice itself hasnโ€™t changed much at all, he just tries to speak more clearly, and set the inflexion/tone to be a lot calmer overall. I will give you the fact that he probably shifted the spot in his throat he speaks from though, it sounds like heโ€™s speaking a lot higher than he did before to reduce the general croakiness he used to have.

The source from this is being a trans person with ADHD and falling down the voice mechanics rabbit hole, so Iโ€™d take this with at least one shakerโ€™s worth of salt.

Duck_Mud ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:27:19 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

NL spoke in the past about doing a "radio DJ voice" in the early, early days.

Speaking as a trans person with ADHD who is transmascline and as such taking testosterone; that shit changes everything well into your like 40s. NL is currently 33, the food uncrustables debate happened in 2017 when he would have been 27 (holy shit time goes fast). 6 years (6?????? god it's too late for me to be thinking about the passage of time) of constant talking will change how you use your voice, and it is entirely possible his voice changed depth as he aged.

I think a teeny tiny bit of it is inflection, the rest just comes from becoming more familiar with an instrument you use daily.

But also all of this conversation is the most parasocial shit i've ever been involved with. NL is NTA his voice his rules.

yodamorsan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:05 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

The effect of parasocial relationships are frickin' wild... Especially with someone like NL because of the sheer amount of content he's produced, while still maintaining his unique je ne sais quoi. But I find it fascinating, how you can understand and relate to a person to that extent without ever having had a conversation with them.

TommyGunny95 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:53:05 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tKL73Xc_00

Here you go my friend, enjoy

TheDarkestShado ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:21 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I wish we had newer audio for this. I would love to hear the new NL yell on this

IlliterateJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:24 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I have never wanted to eat an uncrustable, but listening to this rant makes me really curious.

Swing_Right ยท 316 points ยท Posted at 17:45:19 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Whenever he gets cornered in Isaac and just says โ€œhelp.โ€

MagnumMonk ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 18:42:13 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

สฐแต‰หกแต–

customcharacter ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 19:20:07 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Related: "There's too many ghosts. EDMUND THERE'S TOO MANY GHOSTS."

Tnuggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:04 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I tweeted him on the anniversary of that episode forever ago

Withinmyrange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:14 on April 9, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Younger NL energy is cursed

jjremy ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 00:04:05 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"don't hurt me, I'm Ryan"

CommunistPancakes ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:53:58 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Or 'help meeeeeee.'

omglolurface ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:34:09 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Im watching an elden ring vod as I read this and he literally said it just as I saw this post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJLuj7PXRNs&t=17m

Parking-Chip-9582 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:40 on April 9, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Mommy mommy

naughtboi ยท 247 points ยท Posted at 17:10:49 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Who's gonna tell him?

Torgor_ ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 22:53:37 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

followed by a quick "eh eh eh a a a"

bread_integrity ยท 217 points ยท Posted at 16:11:49 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Ooooo baby a subscriber

DaRaginAsian ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 19:15:53 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

this and the "wah" sub sounds were my favorite

6060gsm ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:26:54 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

and bread_integrity thank you as well

AsLambertThe3rd ยท 199 points ยท Posted at 16:13:20 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

You love to see it. And all of the variation of that.

sinktheirship ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:43:24 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

My family and I still say this

Chuck_balls ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 00:40:42 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Many people are saying this

Pootis_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:38 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I've been saying this one for so long I forgot I picked it up from NL, holy shit

Assistantshrimp ยท 172 points ยท Posted at 17:35:30 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

My dog will respond to "my actual human son" when I say it around him.

Admiralsharpie ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 18:14:23 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Take one of these, call me in the morning"

itsprobablyice ยท 165 points ยท Posted at 16:39:59 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

this baby just shit my pants

miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:06 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao

inadequatecircle ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 16:46:03 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Excuse me" was always my favourite sub sound back in the day.

Very very jarring as well but it would give me a chuckle.

DalinarKholin1 ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 16:58:31 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Get dusted

MarkoSeke ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 18:22:51 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Oops, you're dusted. Sorry for party rocking.

cedward1 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:07:36 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Get dusted yun

snowylava ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:08:34 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Y U N

ChintzyFob ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 17:29:01 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

That train has sailed

AlloyHero ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:49:29 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Can't say I've heard that one, but it sounds exactly like something my dad would say. XD

PreferredSelection ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:17:49 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Nice to see an OG NL appreciator here. All the top comments are things he started saying in the last year.

J3ST3RR ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:22:09 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Thereโ€™s so many from years past that I just canโ€™t remember. Such is the way of constant pog juice flowing.

Schelome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:28 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I've straight picked that one up for myself. It's just good.

Zarsnik ยท 458 points ยท Posted at 16:23:11 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

It's called X sweetheart. Look it up!

CallMeAladdin ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 18:11:48 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe you've heard of it!

Zarsnik ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:20:00 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Forgot the most important part :D

CallMeAladdin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:23:17 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I really wish he would start saying this frequently again. I loved hearing the attitude, lol.

shittyfuckdick ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:04:13 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao I love when he gets sassy

rigab ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:05 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I use this all the time with my wife, ironically of course.

cited ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:10 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

It's called hazing, look it up!

Krokrodyl ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 17:27:52 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

His wild use of the habitual be.

I noticed it several years ago and always wondered if he picked it up at a specific moment or if it was always there.

TLDR for the wiki article: NL do be saying "do be" a lot.

shittyfuckdick ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 20:08:15 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I didnโ€™t even know this was a thing. I thought he just be putting some stank on his sentences.

RandAlSnore ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:54:58 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

In Ireland saying โ€œdo beโ€ is very common. I actually didnโ€™t realise there was a term for it.

โ€œOh I do be down in the pub a bit so I do.โ€

โ€œI do be fond of an aul kebab so I do.โ€

Usually always ends with โ€œso I doโ€ now that I think about it so it does.

Edit: just seen your link actually does mention Hiberno-English. Interesting stuff!

EdgeMcEdgerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:42 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Very interesting indeed. There's a surprising amount of cultural crossover between African-Americans and Irish, largely because we were both seen as lesser races back in the day, so our communities were close to each other. Think of how many black Americans with Irish surnames there are; Kevin Hart, Shaquille O' Neal, etc

RandAlSnore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:34 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I actually think the link comes more with Caribbean black people (I dunno if theyโ€™re considered African American?)

Lots of similarities between some Caribbean patois, Irish words and Irish slang. Thereโ€™s also a video of our President going to Montserrat back in the 70s and heโ€™s talking to locals there that have full on Irish accents lol.

Lots of Irish were sent to the Caribbean by the British so Iโ€™d imagine there was a crossover in cultures.

The video in question: https://youtu.be/Jfip96k1cE0

EdgeMcEdgerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:43 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I was under the impression most of the link came from the large Irish community in the states. Very fascinating. Some Cork accent on him lol

RandAlSnore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:16 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Could be, but pretty sure itโ€™s the Caribbean mainly. Although I donโ€™t doubt African American and Irish groups intermingled too.

Cool one I found out recently is that some Jamaicans use the word Ganzee for a sweater and itโ€™s geansaรญ in Irish!

slacapjr ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 17:14:19 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Up, down, to the side, welcome to the lion pride

aguwah ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 21:53:35 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Up down and all around, welcome to the Jsmith town

Katyona ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 18:15:50 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)*
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DukeCounter ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 19:16:43 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)
Turen_ ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 17:37:27 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Let's go and acquiesce have permanently entered my vocabulary

Brodius00 ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 19:17:54 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I blame Team Unity for conditioning me to say "Ya! Ya! Ya!" when something cool happens.

rvdp66 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:18:28 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Ya beb

literallylateral ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:47:10 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

But not the correct definition of acquiesce, for me.

Turen_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:48:33 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah that'd go against the natural order

DanGheesling ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 19:10:30 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œI donโ€™t have a rook anymore!!!!!!!โ€

TekaiGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:57 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"I was in the pool!"

grawktopus ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 18:56:56 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œYou mining bitcoin ya little shit?โ€

121isblind ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 16:59:09 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Donโ€™t stop til youโ€™re numb

Torgor_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:54:50 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"ohohohoho"

Fireignix ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 17:39:11 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I'm fighting for my damn life here. OR he's outta his damn mind.

Neonnie ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 18:13:57 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

All the tetris battle royale isms. Being a Wyatt etc.

"Thanks for the company" has to be the all time favourite. I'm kind of mad this one hasn't become a permanent fixture.

atamajakki ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 21:56:20 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Wyatt, opportunist, summer home on top of the garbage holeโ€ฆ Tetris 99 was a joy.

Dorangos ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:07:46 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Summer home, hah, yes.

Sonnyboy1990 ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 17:41:05 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I miss "Energy Cwstals" in Isaac episods.

Jo__Backson ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 23:18:43 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

doctah wahwee

CanofMango ยท 301 points ยท Posted at 16:09:13 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

rip yer innards out through ye bunghole

Nightbull_ ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 16:39:28 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

thousands of mental screencaps from fallout streams flooding my mind

SomeOtherNeb ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 06:11:15 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Helios One coming back online.

icantnotthink ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:31:01 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Jason Bright and his followers launching into the vast unknown.

Evermore123 ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 18:40:53 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

You eyeballin' me?

xCharlieScottx ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:25:20 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

WAH

EthanRayJohns ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:16:34 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I remember that alert but does anyone know what the quote is actually from?

FaceJP24 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:04:00 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

It was a reference to Shadow of Mordor's nemesis system I recall. Some old NLSS from around the time that game was being talked about.

RecalcitrantToupee ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:03:09 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Dick fuck! The dong smasher!

CotillionRope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:13:04 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

One of my all-time faves haha

Buttnutslol ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:38:33 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

It's from an old NLSS.

Astral_M ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:00:35 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Here's an old DraculaFetus animation. As the other comment said it was a reference to Shadow of Mordor

LordessCass ยท 283 points ยท Posted at 16:45:58 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Don't care, didn't ask. Also, you're bald.

ATikh ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 17:47:23 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

plus

Jiv302 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:46:04 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

2

Dredge18 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:19:15 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Dont care, didnt ask. + ur a redditor

PhantomRoyce ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 18:11:43 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

HEโ€™S DONE IT

Reasonable_Age_4007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:29 on April 9, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Another favorite he would say was "HE'S THE WORLD'S GREATEST!"

rudeile ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 19:39:13 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Hey for now thanks for watching, hope you enjoyed it, if you did click the like button, helpsoutagreatdealofcoursesubscribeyouwanttoseemoreinthefuturefornowthanksforwatching......and I'll see you next time

MagnumMonk ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 18:43:53 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I'm just, like, a guy.

Sazul ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 18:45:32 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I always forget about "don't hurt me I'm Ryan" till it's too late

BlizzItz ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 16:36:59 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"I don't think i have a fuckable ass"

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:49:30 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

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Jalinja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:00:53 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Are all fuckable asses dumpers? Tonight at 9

hunhaze ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:50:41 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Razor Scooters are getting so dangerous, parents have started to buy their children razor blades. Razor blades everybody!

CaptRazzlepants ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:29:56 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Razor Maize was also great

Y_b0t ยท 319 points ยท Posted at 16:37:37 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

โ€˜Many people are saying thisโ€™ and โ€˜so true so trueโ€™

lemaxim ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 22:23:01 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah that's pretty true

blumenfe ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:28:00 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Many people say this

Y_b0t ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:35:36 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

So true!

blumenfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:16 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

So true, so true

KrytikalMasz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:43:59 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

True, true that's true. Very true.

lukeb24 ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 17:09:33 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Jokair and Pennywaise

epsynus ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 18:17:13 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

CRร‰PE SU!

Hyperscore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:29 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Where did โ€œjokairโ€ come from?

xkcloud ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:03:52 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)
Hyperscore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:42 on April 8, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you!!

exclaim_bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:53 on April 8, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you!!

You're welcome!

Hyperscore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:50 on April 8, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

bad bot

Drochot ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 17:47:42 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

THIS IS THE POLICE PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND THE GROUND!

Laurableb ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 17:47:28 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"I'm pogging/pogged out of my gourd" is a favourite of mine

JerichoRehlin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:57:49 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

It's the one I say most often in my day-to-day life.

MolemanusRex ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:45:25 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve started to say โ€œpogged into my gourdโ€ when something bad happens.

MrPink5165 ยท 275 points ยท Posted at 16:31:12 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

You piece

Cinnabun6 ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 16:39:13 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I love it when he goes off, then does a slight pause and quietly says you piece

soulsbear ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 17:28:54 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

or similarly when he gets stunlocked by a chatter and then calmly thanks a gifted sub w/o missing a beat

YOU GOTTA USE YOUR DAMN BRAIN MAN wiltedhorses thank you for the gifted subscriptions, thank you

[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 17:40:43 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)*

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RevenantCommunity ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:06:02 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

NLโ€™s never ending battle against the twitch chat is a neverending source of amusement to me.

I never see him live nor do I see the chat so Iโ€™m only getting the gist from his responses to unseen jibes and japes

Cinnabun6 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:33:12 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

True true thatโ€™s true

lyvanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:32 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Someone quickly, add zen gift subscription thank yous to the uncrustables and fish holding bits

BigToTrim ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:46:47 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Its genius, like he's only saying it to himself, and just can't not verbalize the thought. He really is still a friggen punk making substitute teachers cry, what a guy

FractalClockwork ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:48:00 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Cancer Cuncher" was pretty good. Or "B Ranch Yun". All of the legendary word wrongs.

miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:20:54 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

B ranch yun is unforgettable. Also, NL didn't say these but 'AUSTIN STOP IT' and the 'that good cum yo' line will live on forever in my memory as some of the funniest shit I've ever heard. I related these in my head because they were all in one of the compilations on youtube

seejaybee97 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:53:14 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

A little juice, and a little squeeze

J3ST3RR ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:20:30 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s called X sweetie, look it up

Wake up honey new X just dropped

Donโ€™t stop till youโ€™re numb

He will never X Cereal

Him me him him me

Thereโ€™s so many others from the past that Iโ€™m sure Iโ€™m forgetting but those are the ones for me right now.

wireframe_ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:16:31 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"It's called ___, sweetheart, look it up" is so good.

I remember when he read a chat message saying, "you better be careful, Ryan. You're gonna start saying that to waitresses in real life if you keep saying that."

He stopped saying it soon after.

Nateiums ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:05:08 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Yo, he's kinda sick with it, tho

JanBitesTheDust ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:26:31 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re no X, an X respects the Y that serves as the foundation of Z

Always found this one funny after this legendary video https://youtu.be/9E62iA6KCIQ

lemaxim ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:26:00 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

YOU DON'T RESPECT THE SILENCE THAT SERVES AS THE FOUNDATION OF CRIATIVITY

LiBH4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:42:40 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

YOU DON'T RESPECT THE REPETITION THAT SERVES AS THE FOUNDATION OF COMEDY

alexkwin9 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:28:08 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Source: 'dude just trust me'

rlbastard ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:11:40 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

fuck i never realized that i stole half the things i say from ryan

Pensuke628 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:37:54 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

You know how dogs is and all that.

AlligatorViolator ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:11:35 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Everything's coming up Milhouse

shittyfuckdick ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:58:36 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)*

โ€œHey got a second?โ€

โ€œAlright everybody be coolโ€ - when he drives by a cop on eurotruck sim

โ€œGod gives his hardest tasks to his strongest soldiers.โ€

bumper69420 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:32:05 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Sorta unrelated but what is a 2 squad marty? I get the 2 and squad part but not the rest

Katyona ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 18:22:58 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)*

Some streamers will say "____ andy" to describe someone - like if someone did alot of react content on stream sometimes people would call them a "react andy".

This came from a certain community that had a few people named Andy, so they started calling them based on traits like Mexican Andy, etc to distinguish them apart - the trend spread to larger twitch community

Dan played this alot so he just started calling things marty's, and NL acquiesced the lingo like many others he gets from dan.

GiveBells ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 20:02:51 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

we could write a dissertation on NL as a linguistic anomaly.

ReplicantGrin ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:41:27 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Old NLSS, they were discussing if a woman can be a MILF if she doesn't have kids.

NL says "It's not called middle-aged woman I'd like to frick, that would be (in Borat voice) MA WILF"

He thought it up instantly. HOW?

ESKodiak ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:15:03 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"The perfect smoky eye" gets me every fucking time.

nzm3883 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:25:22 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Can of corn

Igelkotte ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:47:46 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Ahh! Caesars legion!

prajken2000 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:33:35 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"No... YES!"

AlligatorViolator ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 18:09:40 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

oo-oo papa

yannic358 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:50:59 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

holy fuck, I annoyed the shit out of my girlfriend with this one for a week or so like a year ago when he started saying it. Totally forgot about that one.

BigToTrim ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 17:07:54 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Got real partial to lets keep it zuzzy

knight_of_nee ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:47:41 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Roasted, toasted, burnt to a crisp?

Let's go

AngryCharizard ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:22:56 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason I think it's really funny when he just worriedly says "the hell?!" when something weird happens

Magnum_Wong ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:58:46 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Shmoovinโ€™

The versatility of the word is boundless.

hurdygurdyburdyman ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:44:23 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Every variation of scumbag

swordsgnat ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:30:52 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)
  • โ€œI wouldnโ€™t kick X outta bed for eatinโ€™ crackersโ€
  • โ€œIf ifs and buts were candies and nuts weโ€™d all have a merry Christmasโ€
  • (I think he just said this one once on an Isaac video forever ago, but I really like it) โ€œSometimes we lift each other up, sometimes we say โ€˜hey donโ€™t sweat beinโ€™ in the mud - youโ€™ve got companyโ€™ โ€œ
Dioxy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:53:07 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I say "I'm going to become the joker" on a daily basis now

Monkey1516 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:33:02 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

When he just says "Help" super calmly in a terrible situation or when he used to say "bad damage" every time he got hit.

shittyfuckdick ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:09:31 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œThanks for holding them for meโ€

Orantar ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:11:12 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"with god as my witness" is fresh and already so good

_FillerName ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:31:08 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Similarly, "my brother-in-christ".

M_o_o_n_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:07 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Every time you hear this in SAP you know ryan about to make the worst play possible

theytorade_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:59:23 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

i know it didnt start with him but i still say DAE every now and then always incorrectly

lunarwheel ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:26:06 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Top 10 moments when X understood the assignment

ghewer ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:57:18 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

ayyy everbody

KINGPHOENIX316 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:31:29 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I say "insubordinate and churlish" at least once a day

Carolcita_ ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:16:11 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Miyazaki you've done it again", "many people are saying this", "so true"..

AtomicDouche ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:26:28 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Used that in an English essay at one point and got racked on for it

ItsRiki ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:22:47 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

dont stop til your numb

SirKungVonFu ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:39:16 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"The X Y has logged on" has been making the rounds for me recently

PigeonFacts ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:45:27 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I still say Resin due to the egg.

tenariosm9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:51 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Surprised this isnโ€™t higher up. I was a fan of โ€œputt resinโ€ in that one golf game that he played

AirSkooks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:42 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I hear this a lot, but must have missed the stream it started in. Whatโ€™s the use?

dgaff21 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:49:28 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I believe it comes from when Dan was playing dark souls and thought that resin was so good it was cheating

lazoptera ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:32:32 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Source: dude just trust me

Yadralf ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:20:07 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

My baby takes the morning train
He works from 9 to 5 and then
He takes another home again
To find me waiting for him

ElPrestoBarba ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:21:22 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Holy brrrrrsh

Philby2809 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:00:04 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Any loremasters who can clue me in on this one?

Sembregall ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:21:22 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

someone exclaimed this after pulling a Black Lotus card on stream I think. I remember seeing the video on youtube, I'll try to find it if I remember when I get home.

Sembregall ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:10:40 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)
ElPrestoBarba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:08 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m not entirely sure where it came from but hereโ€™s a quick compilation I found

https://youtu.be/IruFl5ebtGM

neefe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:25 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)
IMP1017 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:25:19 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

loved when his subscriber notification used to be "Oh BABY a subscriber!"

-Fen- ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:49:52 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Anything involving Mr. Greenman.

PAS-get ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:49 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Was searching for Mr Greenman

Tellenit ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 16:35:57 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

JUICE ME

gnostalgick ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:08:35 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Squeeze me

AirSkooks ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:31:57 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Roll me

lemaxim ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:25:25 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Freeze me?

TekaiGuy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:58:24 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Tease me

fennethefuzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:22 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Send me

Secretlygayhippo28 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:01:38 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Mind if I roll knead

alex1sqc ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:33:17 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Take one of those and call me in the morning.

MrKex5 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:54:23 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

His tetris 99 vocabular: Wyatt, rorschach, mad catz, joy con drift etc.

XxSheriffxX ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:16:15 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Ya babe

isaacandhismother ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:36:06 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"I was doing X when you were just knee-high to a grasshopper" is a hilarious expression.

Also, "I was born at night, but it wasn't last night."

theiconicman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:57:54 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Tomo buddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Riccars ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:19:41 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Wyatt

newgirlhelen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:52:02 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

And I'Il look at you from my tower of Nestle plastic bottles and I will say: "How do you pronounce "bagel'?" and then you will turn to me, and you will know that my name is The Lord- The Lord of the New World.

The_Red_Dingo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:52:18 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Bad damage

krynnus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:07:38 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Don't hurt me, I'm Ryan"

yer--mum ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:14:14 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)*

Michael Caine impression "I'm Moichael Caine"

Kendrick Lamar song "I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT YOU WAAAANTEEEED"

Also "pogged out of my freakin gourd dude."

cpvallie ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:40:52 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

him me him him me

SlimDirtyDizzy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:57:15 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

He doesn't do it anymore, but I loved the "Oh sweet gentle Jesus" era.

ninjatk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:58 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Very old one: BE ADVISED

chakscheezy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:16:11 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

โ€ฆanusโ€ฆ

BeefyBren ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:41:32 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Right there right there

tchakkazulu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:02 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

That's some good shit.

Sket6984 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:46 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Just go ahead and kill me you coward

MacGillycuddy_Reeks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:38 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Any of the pubg phrases. Bill Glintons, spicy c dot etc.

nottheboynextdoor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:46:03 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Let's Goooo!

swordsgnat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:04:44 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)
  • sit yourself down!
  • see you in heck!
AdriftMusic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:15:44 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"I am going to become the joker" gets a laugh from Ms EVERY time.

Dredge18 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:17:11 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Are you crazy? I just walked over here

lemaxim ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:29:09 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I've somewhat replaced "I'm serious" with "I'm not being facetious" when my friends think I'm being sarcast about something I'm dead serious about. As a non-native English speaker who speaks English to some of his friends because of internet influence, they get so lost lmao

Temporary_Park_922 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:33:53 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Aye everybody welcome back to the binding of issac

Chuunt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:52:56 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Mind if I roll greeeeed?
That and the Stanleyโ€™s were some of my favorite from UCH.

Torgor_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:55:39 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Hey congratulations or sorry it happened or whatever

not an NL original but still

lyvanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:05 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Like 99,9% of his catchphrases aren't original so I think this qualifies

mcgj16 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:39 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

ITS THE GREATEST SHOT IN WARZONE HISTORY

Kalehn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:41 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your battles, but you can't pick your nose's battles.

Torgor_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:01 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

We few

Onlyusemifeet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:35 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

the "oops" after he cheeses a win in SAP

Michael45567 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:07 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

You eyeballin' me?

LechugasAzules ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:52 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

You eyeballin' me?

M_Prism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:56 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not sure if its a bit but he brings up Johnny Knoxville and Alanis Morissette more than the average 30 year old canadian

jeremey_bentham ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:48 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Well well well

bombofham ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:59 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Henlo you stinky bug. I Love the hollow knight series!

pompom1122 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:36 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Headstrong I'll suck you off, headstrong I'll suck off anyone.

The_Rainy_Day ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:03 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

i still use acquiesce as an anything verb sometimes. an nl specific word is aphorism

atoolred ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:59 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I unintentionally took an NL break for like a year until Fall Guys came out. The BaconeggnCheese and JOKAIRE/PENNYWAISE bits always ring through my head since that was when I started watching again lol

heck__bent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:19 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Pogged outta my gourd is a phrase I still say to this day

MattieBubbles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:15 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

what the heck?

TotalLiving6619 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:30:26 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

SIT YOURSELF DOWN!

Sazul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:09 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Scum"

hallometsimon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:35 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

โ€˜Donโ€™t hurt me iโ€™m Ryanโ€™ Always cracks me up

Bourdain179 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:21 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

My brother in Christ, X!

AlColossus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:05 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"slight insult you amazing lady!"

holydonut2k1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:15 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Dikfuk Dong Smasher

filmatra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:38 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"_____, forehead."

confused_flatulence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:49 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

HMMMM DRYBABY

SH4RPY17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:59 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Up down to the side, welcome to the lion pride. Hahahah

zambonidriver104 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:04 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

The way he said โ€œhellllooooooโ€ to every person in hitman before snapping their necks

zambonidriver104 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:33 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Come on manโ€ฆ (especially in the wrestling gacha vid, hardest laugh in a while)

tnishamon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:56 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Throw em in the drink!

Ironyck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:03 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Excuse me? Heee's done it! Pogged out of my freaking gourd!

MisterEau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:54 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I can't remember the video it's from anymore, but I regularly get "gonna paddle that ass-- apply paddle to ass" in my head.

And his "Give Peace A Chance: Salad Edition" is glorious.

The meek "help".

It's all good shit

aguwah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:23 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Ive said hindsight is 20/20 like once a week for the past decade.

Zye2011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:38 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"They're trying to take my carbon!" He was talking about microorganisms and how extreme being sick is.

blumenfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:02 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

This baby is cracked

MysicPlato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:02 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Him? Me? Him? Me?

voluptuouscannibal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:16 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

You piece.

nytefyre258 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:39 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

COAC or Crack open a cold one

JuiceLordd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:11 on April 6, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

You piece

Dorangos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:33 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Have a little bit of this then call me in the morning"

I also like when he points his finger at the camera. I don't know why, but it makes me chuckle.

Things I don't like: him getting so easily annoyed with Twitch chat. Though I watch on YouTube, so I have no idea what vile hell they unleash upon egg.

mynnafae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:53 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"My actual human son" and the whole Shoshanna bit from Fallout New Vegas

LiteLordTrue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:21 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

SO TRUE MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS THATS TRUE THATS TRUE

AtomicEfflorescence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:50 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Up, down, to the side. Welcome to the lion pride!"

g0ggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:59 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

You eyeballing me?

poxxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:12 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Just because you graduated from the college of Just Trust Me Broโ€ฆ

WHmemeboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:33 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

True true, so true

JackF2731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:41 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œBuy meโ€ โ€œsell meโ€ โ€œfreeze meโ€ โ€œwe win theseโ€ โ€œwe lose theseโ€ โ€œwe draw theseโ€

RecalcitrantToupee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:19 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Comedy... Inn?

KRLovely1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:47 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Easy coast to west coast, New York to Chicago babyyyy. But some one liners I really like are 'Squeeb' and 'Yoink'

Dnny99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:46 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Kory's pronunciation of turbine in this amazing clip is stuck in my head now. Throughout the day I just randomly say in my head "tuuurbine" like a crazy person.

Cyxios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:51 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Alot of the quiplash answers

mongoibalyongoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:59 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

not really sayings but zainy and logical extremes are good memory

honorable mention to xxx mike

Kariodude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:03 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

He always says "thank you" twice in a row. Never a singular "thank you"

B4nanaBre4d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:57 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Live from newyork, it's thursday afternoon!"

Faust1an ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:58 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Straight up, Iโ€™m like Chilis?; sheโ€™s like Nahโ€

Jordaz0321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:32 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Spare a fry

PeridotBestGem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:25 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

We're in the damn walls, cul-de-sac, jungle, etc.

PoolsideC0NV0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:44 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

The fuck corridor

jlmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:25 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

insert dog joke here

SimpleManGrant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:13 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"You piece" although it may have originated with Dan

SimpleManGrant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:45 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Hold on I'm pogging" my friend group has driven this one into the ground.

miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:10 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)*

'Waahh'

Edit: also based and x pulled. And it's not really a repeated phrase but super sucker cum jetting machine really got me

Another edit: 'mai waif'

Away-Narwhal5589 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:20 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I've been calling myself the joker every time something slightly inconvenient happens lmao.

soma400 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:02 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

You piece

GwynFeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:27 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Whenever he becomes weirdly offensive at something; "You asshole. You piece of shit." And then cracks up and apologizes.

It's so unexpected every time.

Pootis_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:03 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I personally enjoy quoting his hit: "This is where I become the joker" or some sort of paraphrasing of that.

AmericanToastman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:39 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"hmmm really makes you think"

Ive infected my fucking roommates with this because Im saying it so much

lyvanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:46 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Prefrontal cortex

Kozikk2125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:48 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Ok, pay out the doubters"

Correctitude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:39 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Dang ol silverfish down here" has always been a favorite moment of mine, even though it only popped up that one time

KoningPiet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:33 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Are they making those ghost cheetos out of Lincoln milk?!"

TheGoldenCowTV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:31 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Don't hurt me I'm Ryan" is a classic

RevenantCommunity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:34 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Donโ€™t rush me!!

TwenVen27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:23 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

There are three I use on a regular basis.

"LET'S GOOOO!!!"

"You dim sum you lose some"

"SHE'S/HES DONE IT"

TekaiGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:29 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"Does this seem fair to you?"

TinyMeerkat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:21 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Juice me, squeeze me

TheBigCornius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:48 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I'll give wood for sheep

Capital499 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:43 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

From back I'm the UCH days all the "gluuue extruuuude colluuuude" drawn out speech. Also "Murph" and "Stammer"

UCH had such good audio all the time

taliatate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:09 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

you gotta give that fat pussy some air

chow142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:50 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Acquiesce

fradigit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:26 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Ryan teacher dungabunga

theshoebomb23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:39 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Love a good "he's done it!"

M_o_o_n_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:01 on April 7, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"I'm going home to Lola!"

beasteric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:05 on April 8, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I used to keep a list of all the funny shit he'd say, but I slowly stopped, "last updated 2020". You learn to savor the moment.

Anyway, once he said "Are you fudgin' my brown hole", and my vocabulary hasn't been the same since.

Honorary mention, "Gotta listen very carefully for the farts...It's like I'm at an Adam Sandler movie pitch and he's explaining all the jokes."

Truffinator2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:08 on April 8, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

If you don't X well then... fuck you! -imsorry

Truffinator2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:56 on April 8, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Most just everytime he says fuck you

fakename69point5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:35 on April 8, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

I will become my money

CosmicStorm777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:31 on April 8, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

pay out the doubters

PantsBecomeShorts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:58 on April 9, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

"there are those who said it cannot be done" and "that guy is on coffee" are two very niche ones near and dear to my heart

SeriousSaltySloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:36 on April 9, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

Everything coming up millhouse until people got upset over him stealing it from that guy ssopkc and anything where he did a Michael Caine voice

tdtbaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:24 on April 10, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

we band of brothers

greaterloser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:02 on April 14, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œX is doing gangbusters for usโ€

Heโ€™d say it in a few isaac runs and Iโ€™ve included it in my lexicon ever since

KlingonZenGarden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:56 on April 15, 2022 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œHeโ€™s a godโ€ after doing something mildly pogged.